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Outro Music Hey guys, Whistleblower here.
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Hey guys, Whistleblower here.
Recently, Kim Jong-un has lost a lot of weight.
He looks great.
But how did he do it?
Several weeks ago, I received an anonymous tip that Kim Jong had been smuggling his body secret into the country.
Bye.
Bill Bars.
I suspect the dear leader was leaning down with Bill Bars when he began showing signs of upper abdominal definition.
And it was all but confirmed when a close source gained access and leaked his call logs.
I'm telling you, Kim.
I can bring him but it's gonna be tricky.
Dennis, come on, you my man. I'm counting on you.
Oh, I know. I'm just so happy that you trust me and that we're friends.
I'm just so happy, but I don't know how many I can get into the country.
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.
Calm down.
Trust me.
You bring the bill, boss.
I'll take care of customs.
If you don't hook me up, I'll get fat again.
Oh, Supreme Leader, I don't want that.
You look amazing.
I'm so happy for you and your weight loss.
I'm so happy.
Okay, okay.
So that's four cases of double chocolate, right?
Two cases of peanut butter, right?
I could get a deal on a case of funfetti cake, the birthday cake.
No! No birthday cake! What do I look like, a f***ing 12 year old? I'm a man!
Oh, you're right. You're right. You're a man.
Yeah. A full grown man.
And, uh, three cases of the new chocolate chip cookie dough.
Oh, excellent choice, Supreme Leader. That one's my favorite.
I know, right? How do they make it taste so good without sugar?
Well, there you have it. It's clear that we need to debilt-bar-ize North Korea
before they become so powerful on the global stage that it's too late.
And the only way to do that is to order the entire world's supply of biltbars.
That's all for now.
Whistleblower out.
This is a video of me playing the game.
I'm not a pro at this game, but I'm trying to get a good score.
reflective of how I'm feeling right now.
I want to punch a hole through the whole world.
That's how I feel.
The fact that there wasn't a verdict immediately returned.
And we're with you today, of course.
I don't know what the trend hashtag is out there as far as the Rittenhouse hearing.
We're going to try and be here.
All morning, if they come in with a verdict.
So we are going to be here for a while with you.
Ed Durr, the New Jersey State Senator, most powerful man in New Jersey politics, is going to be here.
And to be clear, it's builtbar.com, not build.
Yeah, I know some people are answering it with a D. So let's make sure we get that right.
We have a lot to get to today.
We don't know exactly what's happening as far as the verdict.
We know that they're in there now.
We know they're not getting any more Asian food from Long Beach.
Well, that's good.
It's stuck in transit.
But we're going to recap the closing arguments.
We covered it live, but a lot of people didn't get to see all of them.
So we'll sort of be hitting a normal show as we get the updates live as they come in.
So guys at Mission Control, let us know anything that happens.
And my question to you is, what do you think?
What do you think is going to happen here?
You can comment with the verdict.
Right now, if you're on YouTube, you can't comment.
But obviously, chat on Mug Club.
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When it's a verdict like this, we're trying to, you know, I mean, I hope you guys work with us.
Work with us.
Yeah, come on.
We gave you four and a half hours on Monday.
And it was draining.
It was a lot of time.
Crying out loud.
It went on so long that Calvert House was no longer a minor.
Or as Rosenbaum refers to him now, an old maid.
Not my type.
Past his prime.
An old grandpa.
Yes.
That kid's 19?
What am I, Cougar Hunter?
Or as you refer to him as, yuck.
Or as I refer to Rosenbaum, in hell.
So first, we have Gerald A. here on the show.
How are you, Gerald?
I am well.
I would ask you how you're doing, but I've seen just now how you were feeling.
I feel like I'm hearing a little bit of echo.
Are the other microphones on here, Tim?
No, it could just be in my head.
It's filled with a low-grade rage.
Quarter Black!
Hey, what's going on?
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm a little, you know, afraid about the jurors being all scared.
Well, see, you should be with the rage, and I should be afraid.
I've got three quarters that are totally fine with me.
Yeah, I know, but the quarter, you need to be the angry Quarter Black man.
That's true.
Bring the anger.
And then you can accuse us all of being racist.
Like the Joy Reid.
I always do that.
Isn't it ironic that Joy Reid accuses everyone of being racist and there were probably people who were never racist until they watched Joy Reid's show?
Joy Reid, yeah.
You mean Joy Reid the racist?
Yeah.
Ah, yeah.
I wasn't racist, but Mrs. Reid, you should be making a case.
You make a compelling argument.
And my point is, she's an individual.
K?
Most people of color cannot stand her.
So let's unify around that.
That's just at her house.
Yes.
By the way, this weekend he will be at Off the Hook in Naples, Florida.
Ah, Floridia!
Naples, Florida, this Wednesday.
Sorry, Wednesday before Thanksgiving as well.
Ooh, the funny bone in Liberty, Ohio, Dave Landau.
How are you?
That's me.
I'm good.
Ahoy.
You know, it's not a catchphrase if you forget your catchphrase.
Ahoy.
Well, you've got tension radiating to me, and I'm nervous.
It's not radiating to you, it's just sort of emanating everywhere.
It's filling the room on a very already tense day.
Kind of like when Nick DiPaolo came in for the first time.
I think we should put Xanax into your drink.
Yeah, with a mortar and pestle.
Just bring somebody in to rub your shoulders.
Hey, Cosby's out of jail.
Let's have him bring me my coffee.
Well, he's out of work.
You're not his type.
It's going to be interesting if Rittenhouse serves longer than Bill Cosby.
Yeah, it'll be interesting if Rittenhouse serves longer than the person, Rosenbaum, who raped children.
That's true.
And before I move on with anything else, I'm going to make the case as to why it's relevant.
You have a lot of people on the left saying, oh, it's not relevant, because Kyle Rittenhouse didn't know that he was a child rapist.
OK, maybe.
But he could have still been trying to rape Kyle.
It's plausible.
It's absolutely true.
He, at the very least, was trying to physically assault him.
It's just, you know, they talk about sort of when people say luck is when hard work meets opportunity.
Rosenbaum, right place, right time with Rittenhouse is what I'm saying.
From a pedophile's perspective, right?
Hey, walk a mile in his perverted degenerate shoes.
Fair point.
Yeah, it's so sad he's dead.
R.I.P.
We all mourn it.
Yes, I poured out a Capri Sun for him.
Then you had to squeeze it, because it doesn't pour easily.
I poured out one of those miniature bottles that they gave me on the airplane.
And I didn't so much pour it as I did launch it.
Look, I don't know... This is the problem, too, with society right now.
I'm going to go off book.
I've said this before.
Violence is not inherently immoral.
Now, this is not me saying that you need to go and... No.
This is, of course, the mobsters, effectively, outside of the courthouse, which I don't even know why that's allowed, are the ones who are trying to intimidate through mob rule.
Violence has no intrinsic moral characteristics, like money.
I've talked about this.
You can use violence to rape a nine-year-old boy, at least molest five, like Rosenbaum did, or you can use violence to make sure that he never rapes another boy.
And we have had this our entire lives, right?
Growing up, at least in my generation, quarter black with school was zero tolerance policy in Canada.
If a kid was beating my face at my high school and you shoved him off, you both got suspended.
That's a bad message to send to kids.
You should suspend one kid and give the other kid a free lunch.
Give him free lunch tokens because he protected himself.
I want a society where people who are burning and looting and raping and killing are more afraid to do so than the people who are being victimized are to stand up for themselves.
That's what we have right now.
We have people... Hey, has anyone seen the evil right-wing militia outside of the courthouse threatening riots?
No.
Were they trying to videotape the jurors?
Why are these people, and what do I mean these people?
The only people who were shot by Rittenhouse were white, so don't try and play that card.
Why are these people so emboldened?
Is this really the society that we want to live in?
Where we want to send a message that, yep, hey, it's just property.
Hey, it's just a Molotov cocktail.
Hey, it's just a gas bomb.
Hey, it's just a skateboard.
Hey, fuck you, it's just my life.
How about that?
How about that?
I want to read more headlines that read, Woman unloaded the magazine on would-be child rapist.
Then I do, child rapist with plea deal only serves 15 years.
By the way, how do you rape a nine-year-old boy and not go to prison for life?
Or at least a prison guard, you know, open his cell door and toss some beef jerky in there.
See what happens?
Yeah, I would all day just be unlocking pedophile doors.
I'd be like, hey!
I believe it's your time in the yard.
Yes!
Guess what, we're allowing weights back for today.
We took the bars away because they were bashing people's skulls in, but you know.
And Rosenbaum was so delusional, he'd be like, you don't understand!
I'm not locked in with you!
You're locked in with... And they would immediately just accost him and make him their sex doll.
Hey, Rosenbaum, why don't you yell your favorite word in prison?
Well, that's how that works.
Let's see how that works.
Yeah, yeah.
Let everybody know how you feel.
It'd be a different American History X, wouldn't it?
It really would be.
It'd be the total opposite.
They wouldn't get along in the laundry.
They would not.
No.
Escape from Alcatraz would have had to be rewritten.
My point is, this is amazing to me.
We've so lost the plot.
We cannot be preaching to young men that violence is never the answer.
Because guess what?
When you do that, the people who are willing to be violent, they use it as ALWAYS the answer.
So how about raising good moral people?
I wish, I hope that every man in here, because I know the character of Joe.
I know the character of Tocanon.
I know the character of Toolman.
I know the character of Quarterback.
I know the character of Lando.
I know the character of the people in Mission Control out there.
I don't want them to believe that violence is never the answer, and the Rosenbaums, and the Gage Grosskritz, and the Hoobers, whatever their name was, and Jumpkick Man, to of course assume that, because we believe that violence is never the answer, violence for them is always the answer.
What I want is everyone who I trust to understand that violence is sometimes the answer.
It's sometimes the answer.
Notably, when someone is attempting to murder you.
That's me!
Mr. Old Fashioned!
I think that's a fair statement right there.
I believe that's law, actually.
It was once upon a time.
Yeah, it's not anymore because of white tears and white vigilantism.
Yes, yes, white vigilantism.
Because we all know that's something we do all the time.
Yeah, that's why Death Wish was a novelty.
Well, the Democrats agree with this, and we've talked about this point.
I'm not even just talking about defund the police.
They were actually trying to set up community watches in Minneapolis instead of police.
They were saying, oh, it just needs to be... What does that sound like to you?
That sounds a lot like... A Ben Stiller movie?
Well, yeah, exactly.
That sounds like a really bad idea is what it sounds like.
But it sounds like you going out into the community and defending your property against... Well, police our communities.
Kyle did.
I mean, that sounds a whole lot like what... I would gladly take 50 Kyle Rittenhouses outside of this business before one Black Lives Matter Antifa domestic terrorist.
I don't feel unsafe.
He has a gun.
Again, a gun.
It's not an inanimate object.
It's not capable of evil on its own.
And I trust it in the hands of someone who yelled friendly, friendly, friendly and ran until he reached a barricade, turned around to find a shirtless pedophile who he may have assumed was a ghost Saying, if you have kids right now, just so you know, just gonna use the language so we don't whitewash it.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Is what Rosenbaum was yelling.
How do you know there wasn't an I will in there?
It's the melee!
It's the heat of battle!
Well, it's because of, you know, the racist dog whistles of people like Dave Chappelle.
Yes, yes, exactly.
But also, I love hearing that term too, like how it still goes back to Trump, though, and I was thinking about the racist dog whistle thing last night, and how it all stems from that, where it's like, wait, you said he was loud and obnoxious and couldn't control himself or anything he said, except when he wanted to be racist, there was so much subtlety intact that no one would catch it, except with a dog whistle, and that's what caused all of this.
Yes, exactly.
It's an absurd thing, and to Gerald's point, or was that you with the Neighborhood Watch?
It doesn't matter.
But what are you supposed to do?
All it is, is no matter what you say, they'll come back to you on something.
If you go, okay, well, what's Neighborhood Watch?
You're like, well, it's not Neighborhood Reacts Violently When They're Gonna Be Killed.
Then you gotta call the real police.
Well, they won't come, because they don't want to be called racist anymore.
Well, what are you gonna do?
Yeah, and you can't, uh, well don't call the police because that's enabling racism.
Alright, well then I guess we'll don't have a gun because that's enabling racism.
Oh!
It's all systemic, you see.
Yeah, it's a breakthrough racism case.
Yeah, it really is.
Breakthrough racism.
They're rare, but they take place, especially when you're watching Joy Reader MSN.
Because a guy who shot three white dudes and they have to figure out how to spin it into an anti-white narrative, which makes no sense.
With the other guy on camera yelling the N-word.
It's as white as it gets, by the way.
Not just white, he's a ginger, which is a recessive gene, which means we should have had our eye on him in the first place.
He's indoors Ireland white.
Yes.
Honestly, this country used to be founded on the principle that all evil needs to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
That's what we used to think and we applied that, whether we said it that or not, we applied that theory to our lives and good men throughout history have stepped up at great personal cost To try to do the right thing, and we always applauded that.
We always said thank you to those people who survived and came back, and we mourned those that we lost that didn't.
When did that change?
You know what?
Hey, Quarterback Garrett, do you know where to find the clip of the prosecution saying he should have just fist-fought, that he should have taken his beating?
Do you need me to find that here?
Yeah, let me see.
Okay, hold on a second.
Was this like a daily allocation of announcements?
No, I was planning on talking about this later.
So that, and then we have the skateboard clip and the montage.
Look, let me just clarify something here, and we're going to go through the defense's closing arguments in the prosecution.
There's a difference between being deserving of execution, which by the way, personal opinion, I believe child rapists deserve.
Just so you know.
That's my opinion.
It's not necessarily law.
I'll jump in that saddle with you.
And you know what?
I'm okay, people.
If this ever is used against me in a court of law, I'm okay with it.
If someone ever rapes one of my children, I will kill them.
I will kill them.
Just to be clear.
Don't rape his kids is what he's saying.
I don't care what your sentence is.
I'll find a way from the courthouse.
I will Gerard Butler you.
Just so you know.
Is that a death threat?
It is.
It's a death threat against the would-be child rapist.
And you know what?
I disrespect any man out there who doesn't feel the same way about his children.
I have less respect for you if you go, no, no, no.
Look, I understand that we shouldn't be taking the law into our own hands, but if your response Your visceral emotional response to someone raping your children is not murdering that person in either the most efficient way possible or, you know, this is where it comes down to preferences.
Drawn out.
That's where I... dealer's choice.
Paper cuts and lemon juice and salt.
Yes.
Tied to a chair.
Long time.
Yes.
And I would find... I would find an old ship just so I could let barnacles grow on it and bring back keel hauling.
Oh.
That's rude.
I agree with you, though.
That is the reaction you should have.
If you don't, that is a natural instinct.
It's the same as a woman pulling a bus off of a baby, which is odd that that's happened so much that it is an analogy.
Yeah, you know, it really is odd.
But throwing a car off a kid.
Yes, they are the stronger sex.
Where are the men when all these women are having to lift buses?
Can you help them out?
Well, it's actually a white vigilante man who disappears right after he dies.
It's just Charles Bronson, like, all I do is shoot punks in the subway.
Now you take it from here.
And I lift cars off of kids.
Here you go.
Look, maybe if it was a retard bus I could lift it, but I got a crick in my neck.
Let's be honest.
You take this one, Sally.
They can do it themselves.
Yeah.
Make sure dinner's on time, sweetheart.
So!
They want you to... I just think it's so immoral that they want you to take this.
This is what the message is from this entire trial.
There was actually a point where... Let me go back to it.
There's a reason to be executed.
I'm not saying that people deserve to be executed if they commit an act of violence.
However, someone plays the knockout game, if someone throws a Molotov cocktail into your Your home, your business, your livelihood.
If someone has a chain, if someone throws a skateboard at you, they forfeit their right to live.
What do I mean?
For the same reason that if someone mugs you and holds a gun to your head, you don't know that they have no intent to use it.
The second you have an out, Where you can harm that person and protect yourself.
If you have a family, it is your moral obligation to do so because it is you or them.
The second you put someone in a situation of their life for yours, not saying you deserve the death penalty, you forfeit your right to live.
And I want you to keep that in mind here while we go through the perverted defense.
And this is emblematic of what the left wants you to believe.
Taking a gun to a fistfight.
Hey, by the way, all women out there, all women, I want you to always take guns to fistfights with men, just to be clear.
Why?
Because, unlike the Me Too culture, I actually don't want you to be raped.
I don't think that the man raping you needs to have a gun.
I think it's a great equalizer for- I think you should thank Samuel Colt, and you should fan the hammer.
So let's go to this prosecutor saying, you know what, he should have taken a beating.
He brought a gun to a fist fight.
This to me crystallizes everything that's wrong with the left in America.
But let's assume for a minute, yeah, Joseph Rosenbaum is chasing after the defendant because he wants to do some physical harm.
He's an unarmed man.
This is a bar fight.
This is a fist fight.
This is a fight that maybe many of you have been involved in.
Two people, hand to hand, we're throwing punches, we're pushing, we're shoving, we're whatever.
But what you don't do is you don't bring a gun to a fist fight.
As Mr. Binger said, he brought a gun to a fist fight.
He was too cowardly to use his own fist to fight his way out.
He has to start shooting.
Hey, how about this?
Let's line you up against the wall.
We'd have to find an oblong wall, I suppose.
And see how well you can fight your way out of an angry mob with chains and gas bombs and, yes, guns.
You first!
Fast forward Brian Stelter 40 years.
You first!
How about that?
A coward?
Is every woman who shoots a rapist a coward?
Does that guy close on, I live in a van down by the river?
Yeah, exactly.
Only less inspiring.
I can't believe that he would say that this is just like a bar fight.
They weren't in a bar.
Well, here's the thing.
They also argued it was just a skateboard.
Let me show you... Gage had a gun.
What the hell is he talking about?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Exactly.
He brought a gun to mostly a fist fight.
Yeah.
It was a mostly peaceful fist fight.
Yeah.
Countless other people with guns.
Duel's at noon.
I'll be a huckleberry.
And he just has actual huckleberries.
Like, I lost.
To be clear, I don't know if huckleberries are an actual berry.
I'm not a botanist, you son of a bitch!
I'm betting Every dollar that I have, that if Kyle doesn't have a gun on him that night, he's dead.
He's dead.
Of course he's dead.
Well, okay, let me show you, or at the very least, severe brain damage.
So let's show this clip here, because they also argued, oh, it was just a skateboard.
Oh, what are you going to do?
Shoot someone with a skateboard?
Yes.
Let me show you a clip, and then let me show you the damage that you don't see in the clip.
Here's a security guard.
I believe this was New York City.
He was just hit with a skateboard, a jab, and then you'll hear him getting hit again.
Yo, yo, yo!
Stop!
And just to be clear, Dave, you might want to look away because I don't have the stomach for this.
Hey, it was just a skateboard, right?
Bring it up.
Just a skateboard.
That's the man's head.
Oh, I shouldn't have looked.
That's the man's head.
It's just a skateboard, right?
Hey, it's a fist fight.
Have you been paying attention for the last two years?
Have you been paying attention?
It's not West Side Story with Zip Guns.
Let me just refresh your memory with a couple little instances of fair fist fights.
Let's roll the montage.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Oh, shit.
Hm.
Yeah.
Don't use a gun.
Here you go.
It's just a shoe.
It's just a shoe.
Not a weapon.
David Dorn was David Dorn.
This is in Kenosha, by the way.
Hey! No! No! No!
We're business officers!
Seriously!
Now keep in mind, that man was, as far as I know, putting out a fire
either at his business, at his place of work, or at someone else's.
And he was knocked unconscious.
Likely had a concussion.
Do you think it would be preferable for that man to have shot?
Yes.
Yeah, 100%.
Yes, I do.
I would prefer that the person who knocked out an elderly man be dead.
Just personal preference.
And what a cowardly piece of shit, I'm sorry, runs up on the back of an elderly man?
If you're that tough, run up and shove the guy and challenge him to a fight.
Why don't you give him a fair fight?
This is all a bar fight.
It's a bar fight.
It's a bar fight.
Everybody separates.
It's Swayze Road Roadhouse.
Sam Elliott's working the door.
That's the kind of people that you breed when you say that violence is bad.
The people that run up on you from behind and hit you or kick you in the face at a protest
or say there's a Trump supporter, bang, bang, bang.
Is that what you want?
always be a portion of society who are That's it.
There are those people.
No one here doubts for a second that this is correct because you've lived it.
language those people speak is that of being hurt badly enough that they'd
rather not act violently. That's it. That's it. There are those people. No one
here doubts for a second that this is correct because you've lived it. You've
encountered these people. And by the way, this isn't...
before we go to Joy Reed and the rest of this shit, you know the argument that they make?
You hear them all the time.
It's the whataboutits, and they go, what if Kyle Rittenhouse was a—what if he was a black man who went down there with a gun, right?
Would you be considering him a hero?
Hey, it's interesting you should say.
David Dorn.
Yep.
David Dorn.
We've raised six figures for a scholarship fund in his name.
There you go.
He was a black man who went on down and got shot over a television.
Guess what?
The right did honor him as a hero, and rightfully so.
So there isn't even a, what if this had happened?
It did happen!
It did happen!
And the right proved that they weren't racist.
He went down there.
He was off duty.
He was a former police officer.
I believe he was working sort of part-time with the local department.
Going by rote here, it's been a year and a half since this story.
A friend called and said, I need you to help protect my business.
I believe it was an electronics store.
The guy got blown away over a television set.
And it's one of three times on air that I almost cried, because I watched the footage, and I didn't want to, I just couldn't stomach it.
So, yeah, it's happened.
Your move!
Joy Reid, all of CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, right?
Your move!
It did happen.
Where were you?
Hey, where were you?
Where were you when the black man was shot dead trying to protect likely a black business owner against Black Lives Matter?
Where were you?
He didn't matter then.
No, he didn't matter.
It wasn't on their side.
That's the reality.
It doesn't matter.
Because that's not what it's about.
Because it's not really about white and black.
That's the problem.
And that's what they want to make it look like.
And it's not.
Anyway, sorry guys, am I out of line?
If you don't like this intensity, if you like angry me a little bit, hit the like button.
Let's see some feedback here.
Hit it angrily!
And we'll turn this into... Don't hit the dislike button.
It's my understanding it's not there anymore.
It's not there anymore.
It's there, you just can't see it.
Oh, I see.
No, no, the dislike button on YouTube is, it was removed for the mental health of creators.
Right.
Only we can still see the dislikes!
Yeah.
It's in the analytics.
You know, it's a weird thing.
But do you, can you still hit it, though?
You can hit it.
Well, why, how is it not there and you're seeing it?
Well, it's there, but you can't see the counts.
It's like the Staples easy button.
It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
It's not for the White House account or mass media accounts.
It's not for that.
It's for creators.
I bet it comes back in roughly three years.
Yeah, we'll see.
I don't know, when's the campaign start?
Probably two and a half days.
When you press it, it's like a rape whistle that just calls more rapists.
They're everywhere!
Like Kenosha.
Alright, so here's some other news.
On a lighter note.
And when they say that critical race theory isn't a thing, what they mean is it's not the actual curriculum, but it's taught everywhere, and it has been—this isn't new, by the way, at least it's been seeping into our educational establishments for years, as you can see now, through the mere fact that a New York City council voted unanimously, which surprised me.
You'd think it'd be hung.
They voted unanimously to remove the statue of Thomas Jefferson from City Hall.
In a unanimous vote, a commission overseeing New York City's public art has voted to remove and relocate a statue of Thomas Jefferson, the move requested by members of the City Council's Black, Latino, and Asian Caucus.
Caucus members say that the representation of the slave-owning founder makes them deeply uncomfortable and is inappropriate.
So, what about other statues of Jefferson and other founders across the country?
Can't get enough caucus.
Loves.
Sometimes loves to smear caucus juice on mustaches.
Interesting he doesn't bring that up.
It's weird, he just kept yelling, I want a caucus!
Caucus for everyone.
Caucus!
Nobody?
Yes ma'am!
Just shelter.
Caucus!
Caucus!
Oh, I feel like I jumped in the pool too early in the season!
It's strange, you never hear I'm excited about Asian caucus.
No, you don't.
No, don't adjourn!
I love the caucus.
So here's the thing, so they took down the City Hall statue of Thomas Jefferson because he owned slaves as everyone did during that time, even if you look at the founding fathers and how they...
Beautiful.
Brave.
Four star.
that it would have to be ended and it they did so in record time when you
actually look at the history of the United States by the way some reason
we're not talking about slavery still going on what Don Lemon also didn't
mention is the City Council actually voted unanimously to erect a new statue
in its stead and yeah that will that make oh beautiful oh beautiful brave
four star star I give it four stars all around anyway Beautiful.
No, it's not.
Hey, by the way, remember when gender and sex were separate?
Oh, those were the good old days.
Female admiral.
Yeah.
Whiter!
I wonder if any of those city council persons, I'll just be careful there, understood that the only reason we have a country today is because of Thomas Jefferson.
He was the person lobbying the French to come to our aid, which is the only Only reason we beat the English.
Right.
So you could be pissed off at him all you want for the slave thing, but he gave you the country.
Oh, so he was a racist?
Well, that too.
Well, and he invented electricity.
Well, and he was a fine wine connoisseur.
Liked flying his kites.
Yes, he did.
Let's go fly a kite.
He's also responsible for the all men who were created equal part.
I thought you were going to say almonds.
I thought it was too.
I thought it was going to be like almond milk.
Not almonds are created equal.
You have raw almonds.
You have toasted almonds.
That's a fair point.
You can have salted almonds.
You can have, I like the sriracha almonds.
You ever have those?
Those are delicious.
Those are actually pretty good.
You can have honey roasted almonds.
Those are good.
I don't care about any of that.
Dill pickles.
The point is, whoever said almonds, almonds are created equal.
That's factually inaccurate and I don't allow that kind of Kind of a shenanigans, a tomfoolery on this program.
Should we admonish me?
Yes, admonish him.
This is a breakthrough admonishment.
It's very rare.
How dare you?
Almonds are not created equal.
Yeah, that's my bad.
It is your bad.
It is your bad.
Just don't throw almonds at me.
They hurt.
Yeah.
Well, some do.
They're useful.
It depends.
He doesn't understand that if they're roasted, they're more brittle.
He just used them in a broad spectrum again.
Yes, what I'm saying is the next time we do a live show and you appear and everyone for some reason decides to start pelting you with almonds repeatedly, of which I can do nothing, you better pray to God that they are salted and roasted because of how much more brittle they are.
They're still going to hurt.
You're gonna be lucky you got them eye shields on.
Hitting you with almonds.
But just a little thing he doesn't know.
Gerald, just look away.
I can still hear you.
You're on a microphone.
Well, damn.
It's still gonna be fun.
I didn't think all microphones were created equal.
They're not.
Apparently they all work to reverberate sound.
Some don't even pick up sound while you're hitting a security guard with a skateboard.
Hey, that's a gay face!
Now, what do I mean?
I don't think you even need me to ask a follow-up, Your Honor.
Oh, that's a... yeah, come on.
Let's hear what he's saying.
Guys, could we take some of the S's out of this script?
I sound like a snake.
Stelter's getting jealous!
That's my thing!
I'm supposed to read that.
We said a bunch of S's on the phrase we happened to bring up.
There is a mistrial with prejudice.
Guys, can we take some of the S's out of this script?
I sound like a snake.
Stelter's getting jealous.
That's my thing!
I'm supposed to read that.
I'm supposed to say the S's.
You have to walk down there.
Okay, I'll stay in the office.
You have it.
It's whatever, Jim.
They seem to be over-representing CNN.
Would this on-location reporting involve a slight jog?
Oh, that's gross.
Is there anything we can do at a bakery?
Yes!
Like a fun bakery.
An erotic bakery.
And I can bring my purse.
Just fill this purse with penis cakes.
Oh!
No.
Oh yes.
It's a big ol' caucus for me.
It's the Brian Stelter caucus.
It's the caucus sphere.
Do you think Brian Stelter has read about the Don Lemon allegations and been like, I can't believe it wasn't even considered.
It would have been an honor just to be nominated.
I was there too.
Goes to his office and asks if he can serve him lunch.
Don't you have a lock on the door?
He's walking in with lemon drops.
I brought you lemon drops!
Hey!
Oh no!
Oh, I bet you're probably really mad.
I'm being saucy.
Can you just tickle the nostrils with your taint juice?
He's giving him a feather duster.
So Joy Reid, the racist Joy Reid, what do I mean by that?
I mean she dislikes white people.
I mean she seems to harbor genuine disdain for white people, which I don't really understand.
We're mostly lovely.
Yes.
I mean they sign her check.
We're not all Monsieur Candide.
Sorry, that made me laugh too.
I don't care anymore.
Well, it's just a joke.
I'm amazed if we're still on YouTube, and you know what?
You can go screw yourself.
Yes, you've made points that a pedophile should be killed.
We should definitely be removed for the end of time.
We should be removed from YouTube.
Well, because if that happens, we are still live on Rumble.
Well, you know, now the term is not pedophile.
It's minor attracted people.
Map.
Yeah.
So was that little shit on Dora the Explorer trying to tell us something?
Oh.
I'm a map, I'm a map, I'M A MAP!
Oh no!
Oh man.
What was that map doing?
The lore on this is so deep.
What class was that?
Hanging out with Dora?
I teach nonsense class about pedophilia being A-OK.
Yes.
No, Dora the Explorer, the song.
I never watched it.
It's just, I'm a map, I'm a map, I'm a map, I'm a map, I'm a pedophile, pedophile, pedophile, pedophile.
Is it really?
I like kids.
Yeah, it's all he says is, I'm a map, repeatedly.
Like, I thought he was coming on a little strong about the map thing.
It's like, we can see your map.
Of course, time.
You don't need to announce it, and you announce it once, and you move on.
Yeah.
Way too excited about that.
Yeah, way too excited about that.
Plus, especially now with the, you know, you can just look at your phone and get a map.
Well, look, the bill did it first.
You're just copying.
Yeah, and he had other words other than just, he's a bill.
But he said he's a bill a number of times.
He said it a number of times, but that wasn't the only thing he said.
Not nearly the same amount.
I'm saying... Oh, someday I hope I be a law.
Oh, I hope and pray that I will.
But today I'm still just a bill.
Very nice job.
It was a good rendition.
That meeting I'm hitting and committing!
Oh no!
Oh yeah!
Now that bill would just have a giant fake rubber dick.
Oh, Jase!
Why?
Well, because you have to make it accurate.
I'm just a bathroom bill.
And I'm sitting on Capitol Hill.
Where should I go?
They won't let me shit where I wanna go.
Crap!
On the steps.
This isn't San Francisco, Dave.
This isn't San Francisco, so I get a bed wrap.
Public outdoor sex while you kiss this bill.
Oh, I gotta pinch a little.
Oh, I hope and pray that I will.
It takes a piece of it just to wipe itself before tying off, getting a high.
I'm like a walking tea towel!
That's disgusting!
Oh yeah!
Just stay away from the singing bill on the steps on your way out with a what?
Oh god.
Behind the curtain, the conjunction, junction, what's your function?
People are like, I'm not following this shit, what?
That actually taught a lesson, though.
What's a map doing?
I don't know what the map is doing.
Let me know when you guys have it.
I'm gonna go in.
Going on the paint on Joy Reid.
No wait, not paint.
I'm gonna go in on the... I'm gonna shoot for three pointers.
What's the term?
Oh my god!
Not paint!
Not blackface!
I'm gonna go... Prime Minister Trudeau!
Shoe polish!
Shit!
Oh no.
That's their team.
Joy Reid compared Kyle Rittenhouse's crying on the stand to Brett Kavanaugh saying that both were fake.
Alright, let's go.
So it's Kyle Rittenhouse's trial.
It reminded a lot of people of something.
Something... I just can't remember what it was.
Oh!
So she wears the wig in her house.
Her one tooth is trying to escape.
And his tears turned out to be more powerful than the tears of Christine Blasey Ford, which were the tears of an alleged victim.
But in America, there's a thing about both white vigilantism and white tears, particularly male white tears.
There's an L in there.
Really, white tears in general, because that's what carrots are, right?
They carrot out, and then as soon as they get caught... You're carroting right now!
...green waterworks.
White men can get away with that, too.
And it has the same effect.
Okay, a couple things.
First off, my wife made a great point.
She said, you know, they say care, and it's usually a term for, like, white women who ask for the man.
What if someone said, oh, you know how they shenequa out?
What do you mean?
You know how they end up on Worldstar?
They tear off someone's weave?
I'm just saying, what if someone said that?
Violent, right?
Aggressive?
No, of course you can't do that.
So, that in and of itself is racist.
But let me be really clear about something, too.
Yes, Brett Kavanaugh's tears were more impactful than Christine Blasey Ford for two reasons.
One, she's a liar.
She wasn't a victim, right?
Nothing matched up with the FBI, with what she told the press, and what she told her own therapist.
She was crazy.
She was absolutely insane.
And here's something else, okay?
It's true, male tears are more impactful.
Let me explain to you why.
And women, if you're watching, I want you to sound off in the chat here, because I think you probably all know this to be true.
Married, married, married, married, engaged.
Okay.
Does your wife cry?
Yeah.
Every now and then?
Yeah.
Token Allen?
Your girlfriend?
Yeah.
Toolman?
Yeah.
Birdlock?
Sometimes randomly.
Old Newman and Maker.
Right.
Oh, well.
Mine does.
No.
Not really.
How often do you cry?
Very rarely.
Only in bed.
Why?
Very rarely.
Very rarely.
Only in bed.
My wife will cry much more often than I will.
Now let me ask you guys, seriously though, seriously, if you cry, does your wife go,
take a step back?
Oh wait, this is different.
Yeah.
Why?
Because men typically don't process their emotions through tears.
Often, and this is something in marriage therapy I learned early on in premarital counseling, that anger is, rage is usually a tool designed to disguise pain.
So usually men process it in sort of like today.
You know what?
I'm angry.
You know why?
Because I really hope that they don't lynch this kid.
There's a lot going on right now.
I'm truly sad for the state of our country, and I just so happen to, as part of my job, have to turn the rage into something that entertains you.
But when a man cries, it means that he is beyond the point of normal or acceptable coping mechanisms.
It is more impactful when a man cries because he cries probably at a 1 to 10 ratio.
To most women.
My wife can count on her hand the amount of times I've cried, barring when actual relatives have died.
It's incredibly rare.
And there's nothing wrong with crying as a man.
I'm not saying that.
What I'm saying is, you don't do it all the time, because then it actually means something.
And we all know that.
It's not because of racism or white privilege.
If anything, it's because it's not really acceptable for men to cry.
Because they're expected to be stronger.
They're expected to be able to cope.
You know that, and I know that.
And so what do they do is they try and remove masculinity in all facets, right?
Women, when they talk about wanting to be treated equally entirely, well they don't really mean that.
Like when you look at this trans professor who supports pedophiles, I don't know the name right now, but there are a lot of these, they say, I just want to be treated like one of the guys.
Do you know how we treat each other?
You don't want that kind of heat!
No, you really don't want to be treated like that.
You don't want to be treated like a man.
Do you realize what happens if you mouth off to a man and you insult him personally?
You don't know him, you're not friends.
His mother, you give him a shove, guess what?
It's coming to blows.
You don't want that.
And so what they try and do is say, well, that's wrong.
Zero violence tolerance.
So we remove all masculinity.
You know what?
I want a guy.
I want a guy with a little bit of backbone.
And that's why we don't treat women the way we treat men.
We try it.
A good man treats a woman better than he treats men.
I would hope so.
Yeah, we all treat each other like pieces of shit all the time.
You find the thing that they're most sensitive about and then you expose it and make fun of it.
Right.
That's not how you want to be treated.
I've told my wife that.
She's like, you made fun of it?
Mom's cancer?
I'm like, what else was I?
Yeah, you're like, what?
Yeah.
Yes.
Duh.
Progeria's not funny!
Um, uh, unless he is wearing a Charlie Brown shirt, then it's hilarious.
He's got three hairs.
I asked him to kick a football, pulled it away, it still works.
He was crying because his mom died?
Yeah, that's why I let him out of the car at the rest area.
Yes!
I was like, this car doesn't need to be filled with estrogen, you big pussy.
Guys aren't supposed to cry.
You learn from a young age.
Like, that's basically what we're told.
Well, you don't cry.
And I think there's a middle ground.
You don't cry... Over nothing.
Over nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I mean, there is still that in society where it's like, no woman's like, you know, that whole idea of the male that's soft and, you know, really in touch with his feelings.
Do you really think women are attracted to that?
Like, oh, who's that big vagina over there?
Yes.
Balling by the bar.
Like Brendan Fraser in Bedazzled just crying at the sunset.
Do you think he could maybe take me out?
I like this guy.
This ball-less wimp.
Leave that six-foot-two Greek god statue Olympic lifter over there.
I want the one crying over slam poetry.
What was it you said?
You're a willow in the wind?
Something like that?
Oh, I love that you write poems.
Oh, jeez, I need to change my painting.
Please, let me read them.
I've got... I'm the Matt, by the way, if you want to see it.
This is a pedophile song!
Play it.
Oh dear.
What is that bouncing around?
Look at all those locations.
The map!
He's at a play, a fair.
He's hanging by the mirror go round!
All locations children hang out in.
He's not far from the ferris wheel either in case he wants to look under their skirts.
I wasn't that far off.
Really aggressive.
That is an aggressive pedophile map.
There's a place you want to get, I can get you there, I bet.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, come on.
It's all under the surface.
He's hiding under the marigo round like it?
Yep.
Unbelievable.
It's a real pervert.
Disgusting.
Sick.
Disgusting.
You heard it here first.
Hollywood wants to create a whole generation of degenerates and they start with maps by Ferris wheels.
Not to mention Lady Lane hanging out by the ferris wheel.
Like, we don't know what Lady Lane was up to.
The Ron Paul lookalike.
I'm hanging out by the ferris wheel, waiting on some children to stop on by.
Ask Prince Tuesday, but he's been locked in his room for two weeks.
Tried to hang himself with his bow tie.
That is a weird show.
It was a weird show.
Kind of dark.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, there was a lot of hanging.
Yeah, there really was.
Why is King Friday going, Oh, I'm upset because Queen Wednesday had an abortion.
You're like, this isn't a kid's show.
Oh, geez.
Good Lord.
Why are they doing this at the sandbox?
They didn't perform the abortion at the sandbox.
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
Well, you know, if they outlawed it, then everyone would be having abortions in sandboxes.
Well, that's one of the stupidest arguments ever, right?
If you make abortion illegal, then they'll use coat hangers.
What?
Well yeah, you can't specify the old tool.
Skip right over self-responsibility.
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Here's another story.
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Before we go into all the closing arguments and everything.
Like I said, it's going to be a long stream today.
Oh, gosh.
That's right.
We have Ed Durer on.
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
When do we have Ed Durer?
Should I be going through the closing arguments first or should I hit the Iranian soccer?
I mean, we should bring it up.
We actually have the Iranian soccer players as a guest on the show.
So Iran is being accused of playing a man as their women's soccer goalie.
What's the name again, Tokunawa?
I don't have it.
Okay, I want to make sure.
And to be clear, this is a tough one.
I think we have more pictures right here.
You guys, let's see if she passes the eyeball test.
Yeah.
Zoray Kudwe.
Zoray Kudwe.
Okay.
And I believe it's, uh, like Jordan?
Jordan is investigating?
Jordan's pissed off.
Right.
Yeah?
Yeah.
They lost in a shootout.
They lost.
And so this is actually, this is an international controversy.
Yes it is.
It's a pandemic.
They're asking for an investigation.
So to clear up this controversy actually right now, we actually have, I believe, do we have
him on the line?
The soccer player, Zoray Koudé, on the line right now.
Her on the line.
Zoray, so quick question is you just had a full shutout, swatted away 116 goals.
Are you a lady?
Yes.
Okay, well I guess that's good enough for me.
Actually, I do have a follow-up question if that's okay if we're on the line still.
Have you always been a lady?
Yeah, that's actually a good question.
Because... middle...
What's the...
Latin, Latin, Latin, Latin, yeah.
Southern.
Yes.
Okay, well, you know what?
I think that settles that.
You were born?
Born a lady?
Follow up?
Well, you were born a lady?
Is it a follow up?
I guess you were born a lady.
Yes.
Okay, I think I know what we're going to get from this.
I think that's about all we just... Just, Gerald, I don't think we... One last question.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I just... Do you have a penis, by chance?
Ziray Karoui, Iran, world champion, number one!
Oh no.
Did we lose?
I believe she said she had a penis.
I don't think she understood the question.
No more guests who don't speak the language.
Translations, it's tough.
It's difficult.
I should have asked in Farsi.
Let's take her to dinner.
By the way, Dave will be in Naples.
Florida having dinner with Zuri.
And the funny bone.
Don't let her show her face.
Give her my funny bone.
Don't worry, she's already got one.
She's a wishbone.
She's a silly bone.
Split it in half.
A wishbone.
Banana split bone.
What's the story, Broken Deck?
I guess Jordan did lose that game, though.
What was it, 147-1?
They were like, hey, question mark, who is this?
We're a far cry away from Goldberg and the Mighty Ducks.
We really are.
By the way, that was just unbelievable happenstance that his name happened to be Goldberg.
And he was a goalie.
He's just an awful player.
Have you gone back and watched Mighty Ducks recently?
No.
It is offensive.
Offensive?
I thought it was a straight play.
For those who don't remember, you don't remember how... He used to use hollays in it.
Yes he is.
You don't remember he had that and he was wearing the noose.
The Nigerians got him early!
And they didn't throw bleach on him, they just used a Tide Concentrate.
They just put him in a hockey rink in his natural environment.
Yeah, didn't you know in Mighty Ducks 2 where they learned to play streetball hockey?
That's what you find in South Central L.A.
I guarantee you I could go through all of South Central L.A.
I would not find one fat black child doing the knuckle puck.
Well, you had to live where I did.
That's all they did.
So do you know what it was, the theme, for those of you who don't remember?
Mighty Ducks?
Gordon Bombay, the whole reason he's a high-pressure lawyer, working too hard, gets a DUI.
It's basically, you're an alcoholic!
DUI!
I sentence you to spending time with children!
And they coach his hockey, and he's like, oh god, I hate hockey!
As somebody with several DUIs, I was never given the option.
So do I get to coach basketball?
Is that what happens?
No, not at all.
Hold on, I need to go find some basketball players.
It's February in Minnesota.
I'm gonna go downtown.
Yeah, by the way, you look just like somebody whose last name is Bombay.
Gordon Bombay.
Hey, hey, hey, don't diss the Triple D. And by the way, and then as coach, we find out that Gordon Bombay does have a history of hockey, but he didn't fulfill his potential.
And his old coach is like, you were a has-been, you could have been one of the greats.
He stopped playing when he was 9.
That's when he missed the District 5 goal.
They cut back, he's 9 years old.
Gordon, you could have been the next Gretzky!
I'm just sitting there like, oh well that of course makes sense that he would go down the path of getting a DUI, being sentenced to coaching children's hockey, who then in the second season just so happened, District 5, the worst team at the beginning of Mighty Ducks 1, happens to make up the entire team of Team USA in Mighty Ducks 2, plus a guy with a rodeo rope.
Well, that's helpful.
Oh, yeah.
That was very useful, though.
Come on.
It would have been great if each one was a DUI.
That's why.
It's like D3.
I'm back here again!
Can't you just let me drink and drive my car?
Do I have to do hockey?
Open container laws are bullshit.
We're gonna have him coach women's gymnasts.
Oh, that was a mistake.
Turns out he's not just a drunk.
He's also a doctor.
Gets a little handsy with a few lemon drops in him.
I hadn't been back and was watching with my wife because there was a new series.
It was terrible to begin with!
I said, let's watch it!
Let's watch it, babe!
Let's watch it, babe!
It'll be a good time, babe!
Nope.
You're gonna like this, babe!
She looked at me, she looked at me with hate in her heart when we were watching that film.
I still like it, I'm not gonna lie.
Hold on, time out.
I am absolutely trashing Mighty Ducks.
It is horrifically bad.
Of course you are.
You like Rudy.
That's your sports movie.
Horrifically bad.
Horrifically bad.
Yeah, maybe if when they won at the end, Charles S. Dutton was clapping off to the side, you would have been like, I love Mighty Ducks.
That would have been better.
I'm not saying I would have loved it, but it wouldn't have been as trashy.
Why, they had a runch of the litter theme, you love trashy.
No, I really don't.
They're talking about the best college football team in the land.
Don't you love how they got rid of it in Mighty Ducks 2?
Michigan State?
Oh gosh, you're above that, Dave.
I'm going to be borne out.
People are going to hate on you.
In Mighty Ducks 2, they got rid of the fat kid with the Playboy magazine ring.
They were like, oh, this is too off-putting.
Was Amelia even in D3?
I don't remember.
I don't know.
At that point, I think, I think, uh, I think, uh, what's-his-name, the main guy, Joshua Jackson, was already moonlighting as Pacey on Dawson's Creek.
I don't remember that, because I know there's a major league three where it has, uh, oh, what's-his-name, Scott Bakula.
What?
Yeah, it's Major League Three back to the minors with Scott Bakula.
You should have just called him Bakula.
I'm not kidding.
He's like, why would you even make it?
He's Bakula.
You're like, who's hilarious?
Scott Bakula?
Let's get him on the horn.
Because he sets such a high standard with Rosie O'Donnell and Madonna.
Well, no, that was League of Their Own.
Oh, well, I don't give a... Come on!
You're mixing your movies.
I'm mixing my movies.
You didn't return for Mighty Ducks 3.
I didn't think so.
Ted O'Ryan's the new guy.
Yeah.
Ah, Teddy.
Good names.
Ted O'Rell... O'Relevant.
I'm Ted O'Ryan.
This is Gordon Bombay.
Do any of you guys have real names?
Why are they sending us grown men who are using aliases?
They're hiding.
I present to you your latest coach, O'Ryan Fellout.
This is Miss... This is Cher.
Yeah, she's your coach.
I'm Dick O'Teardrop.
I'm Ana Areola.
You're a guy.
Yes.
Yes.
So?
You expect me to back down from you?
This is, by the way, what we call, this is interwoven, if you've watched the show long enough.
Yeah, come on, that's a lot of deep lore.
All right, you know what?
You know what, it's time to, uh, if they have any updates here on the verdict, but it's time to, uh, hit Verdict
Watch!
What are you saying?
Do you think we should just keep going, or what do you think there, Gerald?
As far as our guest?
Yeah, because I don't know what's going to happen with the verdict here.
Well, how about this?
I think if we have him, let's get him on.
Right now?
Let's do it now.
That way I can go through all the... We can do the verdict stuff.
If the verdict hits, it's relevant.
Hey guys out there, if you want to see Ed Durr, the State Senator of New Jersey, the talker who spent $150, smash that like button right now.
Do it.
It'll give us a good idea, and look, this is not shaking our cup looking for change.
You guys are determining what the show is.
This is a long live stream.
What are we at right now?
We are at 41.
Ed Durr is the man, the truck driver, who took arguably the most important state legislature seat by only spending about $150 something.
He raised more than that, but I think what he spent was like a Dunkin Donuts.
That's great.
Pretty cool.
I love it.
This is one of the best stories of the elections.
Yes.
We thought the Virginia governor would be like, oh, this is fantastic.
Lieutenant governor, black, you know, conservative, former Marine.
Like, oh, that's even better.
And it's like, and then we get to New Jersey.
You're going to love this one.
Right.
They're like, do you believe they elected Trump?
And this guy's like, hold my beer.
Hold my Schlitz!
No, this guy was like, holy crap, I won?
Yeah, he's... Really?
Yeah, it really is that thing where it's like Robin Williams in that movie when he becomes president out of nowhere.
Like, I guess.
That was Barry Levinson's worst film.
Yeah, it's not a good movie.
No.
Hey, do we have a stinger or do we have a clip from his ad?
We have a stinger.
Alright, stinger ad der.
Here we go.
Do we have a clip of his campaign ad or no?
I don't have it.
Okay.
Alright, well you guys know who Ed Durr is.
Yeah.
Not Fred Durst.
No.
Not Fred Durst.
No, different guy.
Oh, I wanted to tell him what a big fan I was.
Yeah, well he was rolling, rolling, rolling into irrelevancy.
Watch the John Travolta movie he directed.
Which one?
Oh, there's a movie that Fred Durst directed with John Travolta.
What?
It's not Gotti.
Oh, no, it's the one with the... The one where he's... Where he's like a crazy fan.
I think it's called The Fan.
No, that's the one with Wesley Snipes.
No, and Robert De Niro, but it's the same thing.
That was the other Scott brother, Tony Scott.
Yeah, it's along the line of Fan.
Fred Durst directing John Travolta.
Who has a mullet and a special needs haircut.
The Fanatic?
The Fanatic.
Oh, that's right!
That was Fred Durst directing?
Fred Durst directed it, yeah.
Well, that just seems like it's a nightmare waiting to happen.
Can you imagine getting a call from Fred Durst, and like, this might surprise you, but the thing I made is terrible and bombed, and you're like, oh, that's a shocking news.
How is that pitched?
They're like, yeah, yeah, look, look, I've got a project.
I've got a project, and they take it to Paramount, and they're like, Fred Durst is attached, but that's not the best part.
John Travolta plays a retard.
Who's obsessed with a guy.
Who's obsessed with a guy with subtle homo- I forgot!
I think I saw that somewhere.
In fairness, though, that part of it is probably the role closest to his heart.
Yes.
I'm here, Steven.
us to his nightstand. Okay, so we, I believe, do we have him now? Yep. We have him. Okay,
this is the man who took one of the most important state legislature seats, was a truck driver.
There have been conflicting reports as to whether he spent $150 or he raised more,
how much was spent, but the point is, this was the definition, is the definition of an outsider.
And now his title, I believe I have to say Senator. Ed Durer, are you there, sir?
I'm here, Stephen. It's actually at the present. Senator-elect.
Okay.
Call me Ed.
Please just call me Ed.
No, no, no.
I will call you, I think I prefer Senator-elect because once you get into power it'll change
you and then you'll have me investigating.
No, no, no, it will not change.
Okay so that brings me to my first question.
So okay, you're a truck driver.
You obviously were an outsider, just said, you know what, I think I can do better than this guy here.
One of the most important state legislative seats that exists.
How much money did you raise and how much did you spend, just to clarify?
Alright, the 153 they keep talking about was prior to the primary.
I went into primary unopposed so I was guaranteed to win that.
I probably raised Short of $10,000, probably spent around $70,000.
Half of it, no, no millions.
Yeah, see, I'm about 2 and a half, somewhere in that area.
millions. Half of it, no, no millions. No, your opponent spent millions. Yes, he...
...two and a half, somewhere in that area. Okay, so this begs the first question that I have that I
think is on a lot of people's minds. Who's going to drive the truck?
Well, I'm still driving the truck. You're still driving the truck?
Are you planning on doing both while you're in the legislation?
Well, I'm going to have to do a little juggling, but New Jersey legislatures are considered part-time employees.
They have only a small amount of money, and they do not get insured.
I need health coverage, so I'm going to continue to drive.
And then maybe that'll make it more of a write-off, because if you drive the truck Well, I'm not here to enrich my pocket.
I'm here to help the citizens of New Jersey because this is my state that I grew up in, the state that I want to continue to live in.
I'm just thinking of how you can do it.
I mean, if Nancy Pelosi can increase her net worth about 5 billion percent, I think you can write off
a little bit of quick trip gas.
Well, I'm not here to enrich my pocket.
I'm here to help the citizens of New Jersey, because this is my state that I grew up in,
the state that I want to continue to live in.
I have kids and my grandkids who live in New Jersey.
I certainly couldn't do a worse job than what they are doing right now.
And that's something, too.
You've talked about that.
This is obviously you just felt like you could make a difference.
And I think this is what our country is supposed to be.
I mean, a lot of people forget that when you look at our founding fathers and, for example,
a statue of Jefferson that's just been taken down on New York City Council, these people
were part-timers, effectively.
They did other things.
They had hobbies.
They made cider.
That's our national drink, by the way.
So what do you plan on doing when you go in?
Because I've heard you be pretty candid about it and say like, I'm gonna have to learn, you know, I'm gonna have to learn on the job.
Do you have a specific plan when you go in of what you want to accomplish?
Well, I have things, I do have things I want to accomplish, but I certainly don't know all the basics of government.
I mean, I understand how government works.
You know, you have your basics, but there is little things that, decorum that you have to follow and know how Absolutely, I'm passionate about the special needs.
I'm definitely interested in 2A rights and there's other things and...
Now Mr. Senator-elect, I think we're going to have to let up because we just can't hear
The connection is really bad.
So I'm going to say this.
Let's have you back when the connection is better.
If you can hear me, I can't see you or hear you.
The connection's just not working.
Well, Senator-elect Ed Durr, ladies and gentlemen, and we will have him back on when the... We're getting a lot of feedback here.
here. There you go, Token Island. Make sure you... Not a problem.
And I don't...
Okay.
Yeah.
So that happens.
It's great, but I can't... You know what?
Broadband.
That's what he should be.
That should be his next thing.
First of all, broadband throughout the whole state.
Fiber.
There's some Jersey internet right there.
What's decorum in a New Jersey State Senate?
Like, I got your vote right here!
Yay!
How's your sister?
Yay!
How about you take a bite of my filibuster?
I don't even know if that works in state legislature, but suck on it!
Motion carried, yeah.
Quarterback here, can you shut off the screen that's color bars of him for crying out loud?
I'm looking, just so people know, the only reason I have prompter here is when we have guests so I can see them.
And now I'm looking at color bars, it's distracting.
Could you put up the Indian head that used to go up at 3 to beep?
Everything irritates me.
It should!
Until we get a not guilty verdict.
Until we get a not guilty verdict, you will not be in a good mood.
Nope.
Well, nor should... Well, let's not... I think this could be a... I'm gonna burn this mother down!
You think it'll be a mistrial?
Not a mistrial, but what do you call it when one guy's like, I just don't want to... A hung jury.
Yeah, I guess then I'm on it.
Stumpter.
Not a well hung jury.
Damn well-hung jury, starring me.
Why don't we just have the judge do it if they're all afraid?
That's a hung jury.
Don Lemon's gonna try and rub it and smear it in someone's mustache.
Disgusting.
Look, can someone bring up two... Hey, guys in Mission Control, I asked you to bring up those numbers.
I don't see it here.
The numbers on Black Lives Matter.
I'll tell you why I think... The favorability numbers, by the way.
I'll tell you why I think he's going to be not guilty.
And then I'll get to this defense argument.
I think I'm not guilty, and let me explain to you why.
We're in a very different place than we were, for example, with even Chauvin.
And by the way, we all said, you know, I could see manslaughter.
I think that the crime he committed was he was following the book that they gave him.
They trained him poorly, and then common sense should have informed him to take his knee off at some point.
However, it's not a situation that's as cut and dry as this as far as self-defense.
Remember the numbers, and I think Lane, back there, I had him working on it, you know, Black Lives Matter, they used to have, they were, it was always pretty low, but they used to have somewhat favorable, somewhat favorable views from Americans.
Yeah.
Now the significant majority of Americans have unfavorable views of Black Lives Matter, even back then, and that's accounting for the white guilt of people who are afraid to say so.
Yeah.
Remember when we did that Change My Mind, it's a Black Lives Matter, it's a terrorist organization, people are like, I was like, no!
I absolutely think so.
Look at what their mission statement is.
Look at the methods that they say they're willing to employ.
There were calls to violence from the founders, and they certainly never condemned the violence.
So this is something.
There has been a shifting in attitude, and I think that you have a lot of people who are fed up.
Think about this for a second.
Those jurors, they're Kenosha residents.
They're Kenosha residents, so they had to live through that.
They know what it's like.
Some of them, I don't know if they're business owners, I don't know how many, they tried to say what, only one person is a person of color, I don't really necessarily know how that information could get out, we don't have any information on the jurors, and we shouldn't, they should be sequestered.
But I will say, what we do know is they have to be law-abiding citizens, and I would imagine that all law-abiding citizens who live in Kenosha were tired of the bullshit.
And that in America at large, people have an unfavorable view of Black Lives Matter, period.
What are the numbers right now?
Popularity of Black Lives Matter movement has declined since the 2020 protests.
Can you, I can't read it there, can you read it out to me there, Tocanon?
Yeah, with all voters, it has declined to 41% unfavorable, and 11% for some reason don't have any opinion.
That's of May 2021 for all voters.
Okay.
And of the 41% saying they like it, that may not be true, because again, it's the guild thing, and the 11% might as well just be, you know... Well, the undecided is pretty damn clear.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Undecided and afraid.
I don't like confrontation!
I think you're 100% right, though.
These people lived through what was going on.
They understand it first-hand.
But they're still susceptible to being scared.
I get it.
If you're on a jury... I'm susceptible to being scared.
If there's a spider... Well, there's no spiders in the jurors' box.
If I was in the jury, in the jurors' deliberation room, and there was a spider, I'd be like, I would be guilty of murder, I'll tell you that much.
Give me the gun!
Give me the gun!
Someone get a flip-flop!
No, but they did live through that and so you're right.
That's this very real kind of memory that they have of what went on.
Now that can go two ways.
One, that can make them pissed off and want to kind of go against that and not be afraid.
Or two, I don't want to relive it.
Yeah, it could be cowardly.
I don't know how that's going to go.
And you're right.
And yes, it is cowardly, but it does cost something.
And I hate it that it does, but it does cost something to do the right thing.
And sometimes it costs a lot, right?
In this case, it may.
But that's what our juries are supposed to do.
And if we cower to fear, we'll never have another trial again.
The mob is a proxy of tyranny.
Well, but to be said for the jurors on top, to say that it's cowardly, I mean, and I do understand that point, but the reality is, is to be thrown into a public spotlight, which is where there is a risk of that.
There is a risk of being doxxed.
There is a risk of your family.
I mean, there is a reason why they are afraid.
Sure, I still think it's cowardly.
What if it was your son?
I agree with it.
I'm just saying I do sympathize with them having to be in that position.
That's why I think a judge or a higher court should be deciding this.
I empathize with them, but it's no longer an excuse.
I used to say to people in the industry, keep your head down.
It's not worth it.
And now it's like, look, it's out in the open.
They've already been recording you.
If they're going to dox you, they're going to do it anyway.
You know, let the cards fall where they may at this point.
And I don't mean it in the way that, you know, fast forward Brian Stelter, 40 years a prosecutor, saying, you know, it was too cowardly to fight off 40 armed men by himself.
I mean it's cowardly if you are saying, I'm willing to give up my freedom, and I'm willing to throw this kid to the wolves, So that I don't have to be uncomfortable.
Right.
I just... There's no longer an excuse.
There really isn't.
You've got to... This trial is so important.
It's not like Chauvin.
It's not like Arbery.
Look, the reason that we're not really talking about... Because no one really thinks that those guys were anything other than moronic.
I don't think they were racist.
I don't think they went out to hunt a black guy because they called the cops.
One thing that is consistent though, you know, they try and say on the left, the consistent factor here is white men.
No, actually it's not.
It's actually not.
For example, if you look at like someone like a David Dorn, there have been black people who've gone and tried to help these communities as well.
But you know what is?
That every person who has been shot, and it doesn't mean that they deserved it, were serial criminals.
We showed that video of Ahmaud Arbery a long time ago where he shoved the cop.
When it was a routine, it wasn't a routine pullover, he was next to a train track in the middle of a field.
But you could say, oh, the only through line is white people, or you could say, well the through line is they were all committing crimes.
Behavior does seem to matter.
It doesn't mean that white people or black people who should Can't make a mistake.
But to assume racism, which is something that you cannot factually verify, and in some instances, for example, in Kyle Rittenhouse, where they went through his phone and they found nothing.
If they found anything for crying out loud, they would have used it.
So something you can't verify versus something that we can, which is a criminal record.
Rosenbaum, Huber, Grosskreutz, Ahmaud Arbery.
Yeah.
George Floyd, Jacob Blake.
Instagram is what they found out.
Was it four doors, more whores or something?
I don't know.
It was something like that.
But no, you're right though.
I mean, why do you think that when you turn on CNN or other news things they juxtapose Rittenhouse with that story?
It's because they know you're not paying full attention and they can confuse you.
And that way it seeps into your brain that he was a white supremacist who went down and wanted to kill a black guy.
That way you think that the person who was killed was black.
It's war tactics.
I mean, do you have any idea how confusing it is in the White House?
Joe Biden thinks that Kyle Rittenhouse was a pedophile who raped Jacob Blake.
Yeah.
Wow.
He thought Hunter went down there.
Seven times.
Alright, so let me recap this for you.
You know, let's hit the Verdict Watch stinger again because we kind of got moved away from it.
It's time for Verdict Watch.
♪♪ Okay.
Yeah.
So, really quickly, I'll just say they tried to, on Monday, the defense formally filed a motion to dismiss with prejudice based on prosecutorial, prosecutorial misconduct.
They cited violating rules of the court, violating the defendant's Fifth Amendment right, and we all saw this with our eyes.
And here's something that's important.
Withholding HD drone footage until after trial had concluded and evidence had closed.
Now, we've talked about this.
This is, you know, there was FBI footage that they said we have and this will, you know,
prove that Kyle Rittenhouse was chasing Rosenbaum.
Right.
That's what we heard.
Now the footage, what they're complaining, the defense is saying, the HD footage was
never given to us, the high resolution footage when we were, you know, going through discovery.
This is part of the legal system.
You have to give your evidence to the opposing side and your arguments.
You can't just surprise them in court.
Also why you're not allowed to say, why didn't Kyle say anything?
It's a violation of his Fifth Amendment rights.
What are you smirking about?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
He's a little quarter smirk.
Is he smirking?
Which?
That quarter.
No, I see the smirk.
It's an angry quarter smirk.
So here was the footage that was provided to the defense.
This.
And I'll just talk over because... So this is what was provided, right?
And what they didn't provide, and I will show you next, is HD footage, which even more clearly shows that Rittenhouse was obviously It's very hard to see.
Yeah, that's very hard to see.
Very blurry.
It also doesn't help that they put a tube sock over the camera.
Yeah, true.
So here's the HD version of the prosecution.
This is what they would help.
Oh, that's click-and-bet.
And they never gave that to the defense.
And that's where you can see what's happening more clearly.
Look, right there, you can see Cal Rittenhouse running away until he runs into the cars.
You can see exactly what's happening with Rosenbaum chasing him.
It's very clear there.
How do we have so many camera angles on this one incident?
Well, here's the thing.
Think about this for a second.
Not only did the FBI say, oh, we lost it.
If the FBI has knowledge of HD footage, it's incumbent upon them to say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You need to make sure this footage gets to the defense if they want truth.
If it's not a tool of the political elites to be used against the plebs, they should not only hand over all the footage and not say, no, we lost that.
They should demand that the prosecution be transparent about it.
That's where the deck was stacked against Cal.
We're talking about the media?
We're talking about the mob?
We're talking about the president?
Refer to him as a white supremacist, a militia person, a militiaman without even knowing anything, which is what Biden often does, and a DA's office who's related to the mayor and the FBI.
Yeah.
Well, and this was the lynchpin of their case, too.
He was the only way that they can convict... Halfway through the case.
Well, no, but this is the thing.
The only way they can convict Kyle is to say that he instigated it by pointing his weapon.
That was their whole thing.
He was chasing Rosenbaum.
That was half of their whole thing.
That was their instigation.
He was pointing his weapon at Rosenbaum or Zeminski or whoever it was that they said.
That was also him instigating it, which precludes you from saying self-defense if you're the person who started it, right?
No, they're trying to say he aimed it at Rosenbaum's friend.
The Zeminski?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's that's the whole thing.
And then saying they didn't get this footage until November 5th.
By the way, they only argued that at the end when they realized they were losing.
Yeah.
You notice that shift?
He aimed his gun at this guy.
Look at this blurry photo.
Let me point you to this screen capture from the E.T.
Atari game.
I think you can see.
Pinch, zoom.
So look, we didn't have this kind of clear footage back in 2020.
Yeah.
This is the best we could do.
I mean, back then we didn't know, you know, if you wanted to get footage, you had to go get a camera.
Yeah, there's no way.
Didn't have it in our phones.
No way, you just have a helicopter contraption that you control.
So, I know that this came out, right?
They filed for mistrial with prejudice.
That means that he won't be retried.
There's two elements that have to be present, and I wanted to bring this up because I think this matters specifically here.
They're saying that the first element is that they had to act kind of in bad faith.
He had to knowingly do something.
The judge has already said That he didn't believe the prosecution when he said I acted in good faith.
He said, I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
The second part is one of two things have to occur.
I don't believe you any more than I do believe it's not butter.
It's not healthy.
It's believable, but how is it better than butter?
Don't bring your canola crap!
Son of a gunder.
That's all I'll say about that.
Okay, your second point.
No, the second point has to be one of two things.
Either or, right?
So it is either that he's throwing the trial on purpose, which we suspected for From the very beginning.
From the eighth word in his opening argument.
Right.
Or that it would significantly negatively affect Kyle, meaning that he would paint him in such a light that it would be an unfair thing to do.
Both of those things I'm pretty sure have been well established.
Now I don't know that the judge Has the gumption to do it.
Oh, now don't get brazen with me.
I used to be in high school.
You know what they used to call me there back in high?
The gumption.
Mr. Gumption.
Yeah, that's right, Mr. Gumption.
They called me Mr. Gumption.
I went to school with them.
And I used to think it was because I liked gumbo so much, although a little spicy for my taste.
You know those Cajuns, those Creoles, they know how to make a dish make your eyes water.
Are they French?
Are they black?
I don't know, but they sure know how to cook some food.
They sure know how to cook some food.
They sure know how to sing and they know how to cook some food.
But it turned out they called me Mr. Gumption because I had a little pep in my step.
It had nothing to do with the gumbo.
Yeah, so I don't know that he'll do it.
That was well-wrapped.
If you file with extreme prejudice, can they still make it a mistrial without that, then?
Yeah, there can be a mistrial.
He can declare a mistrial.
He can still do it after the verdict, without prejudice.
So, actually, in other words, I do not blame him at all if he is saying, there's no way that this thing is going to go, and he's going to yank the rug out from under them, but he wants them to do it so that... I'm not sure that he can do it after the verdict.
Can he not after the verdict?
I don't know.
Does it have to be before the verdict for him to... I think they said that he would come in after deliberation.
Oh, okay.
So he'll let the process go forward and then come in and decide.
In other words, he hasn't... The train hasn't left this Mr. Gumption station.
You know they're counting on him right now.
It's shining time, Gumption, where dreams can come true.
I'll be waiting there for you.
My house is on fire.
That guy's a map.
He's waiting on you when you get home.
Be careful.
You know, the only way that you solve a lifetime map is you cut the ribbon.
Little binger?
Little bull, you give it a snip snip.
Yeah, chemically.
Ah!
Whoa!
Hey!
Ah, you tell them it's bath bombs.
Is there an interview with anybody that's chemically castrated?
I bet it's hilarious.
It probably sounds like that.
Yeah, they're just like, oh no, all I really do is puzzles.
I'm missing a corner piece in this Polar Express!
I don't have Josh Groban's right here.
I got quite a Lionel train set.
That's really all I do.
I now see a five-year-old boy and I'm just dead inside.
Yep, nothing.
I see a woman, dead inside.
Mission accomplished.
I wish I'd be dead on the outside, but I've been strapped to this chair for life.
I used to work the nipples, but now they're just there.
It's almost like this year of no purpose on a man.
I have a lot of time to think about these things ever since Steven Crowder became president and punished us all to being taped to chairs.
It was odd that most people voted yes.
It was at 98%.
Yeah.
It was as close to unanimous as you can get.
Landslide.
Later I'm going to be forced to rodeo against my will, which seems just...
By the way, could you open the gate higher a little bit?
That's my ninth concussion this week!
Here we go again!
Nine for style points.
Well, you know what, you take the win where you can get them.
Speaking of which, look, I want to argue... So many question marks happening right now.
I want to argue, if people are tuning in, it's a chemically castrated pedophile.
Or as I call it, a good start.
I do actually want to get into this because a lot of people have said, well, Kyle Rittenhouse didn't know that he was a pedophile, and so that's irrelevant.
I completely disagree.
I think it's relevant.
And I also think—let me preface this.
I don't want to live in a society where serial child rapists are met with anything other than revulsion and contempt.
You could still believe that it wasn't Kyle's job to shoot the pedophile.
I think, of course, it was self-defense.
But let's assume that he went hunting pedophiles, okay?
Let's assume that he went door-to-door hunting serial child rapists.
Only people who anally raped young boys, okay?
That level.
Because this is the level that Joseph Rosenbaum—the threshold that he met, just to be clear.
Forcefully, violently sodomized young boys and would seek out single mothers to rape the boys.
Just to be clear, this is all on the record.
It's the kind of evil that has Satan shuffling papers saying, shit, I don't have a form for this, okay?
That's how evil this guy is.
So, before we move on, why it's relevant in this case, And I think that it should be admissible, as far as at least being brought up, especially if they wanted to bring up the fact that Kyle Rittenhouse said he wanted to kill some looters at a Walgreens.
And it's like, yeah, well, I guess, you know, he said that.
This guy raped a boy, so I guess we all have our baggage.
So, I don't want to live in that society.
I don't want to live in a society where anyone says... If I say, serial child rapist, the next words out of your mouth better be a gasp Or just a gasp.
That's it.
There's no option number two.
Not, yeah, but, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Are we going to have to castrate you?
Because that's a yeah, but.
That's a new law if I'm president.
If you yeah, but for child rapists, you get tied to a rodeo border collie.
Hey, quick, quick breaking news update.
Riddenhouse attorneys have turned up unexpectedly in court and people are not sure what this means yet.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, so their attorneys have showed up unexpectedly.
Why do I have CNN on?
Should we have court TV or something?
Oh look, they're showing the insurrection.
Weird, they're not covering the people outside of the courthouse.
The horn guy, wasn't he a registered Democrat?
Wow.
He put a lot of effort, he put more effort into his costume than some of the Tease in the, you know, I'm just saying.
I witnessed him for Halloween.
Really?
No.
Oh, that would have been great.
I was Ghostbuster, but you know which Ghostbuster I was?
Leslie Jones.
No, I was Ernie Hudson.
Ernie!
Wait.
But he's from Michigan.
The principle is the same!
So, I didn't wear paint.
Let me make this case here.
This is important.
I think that They've tried to say that his child raping past, you've heard the prosecution say, Joseph Rosenbaum, is not relevant.
I'm going to make the case here.
It's just my opinion.
You can let me know if you agree with me or not.
But here is the prosecution saying it bears no relevance.
Kyle Rittenhouse knew none of this.
Knew none of this at the time of this incident.
Had no idea that Joseph Rosenbaum had ever been convicted of a felon.
Had no idea he was a sex offender or anything like that.
So this doesn't go to Kyle Rittenhouse's state of mind.
And that's important for self-defense.
This is not a subjective issue.
This is not a reasonable issue.
It does not go to self-defense at all because there's no evidence Kyle Rittenhouse knew anything Well, again, I understand what he's saying there.
Kyle basically may not know what the definition of is is, but it is very clear if someone is a violent criminal, a violent sex criminal, that that would serve To illuminate his motives!
Well, exactly.
It would go to who started it.
Was Kyle the person there that was starting fights and killing people?
Well, it's even worse than that, because not only does he have a pedophile criminal past, five children ages 9 to 11, including anal rape of a minor.
I can't say that enough times because I want you to know exactly what happened.
He spent 15 years in a prison in Arizona, which is 15 years too few.
That man should never see the light of day again.
How many, I just have a question, how many does it take?
Yeah, what's the line?
Like how many kids do you have to sexually assault or forcibly sonalize?
Was he in the express child rape lane where it was 12 kids or less?
Like were they pissed off at him and just wanted him out of Arizona?
Well how about intuition and a bad vibe on top of it and the fact that somebody's swinging a chain at you after
screaming the N-word?
Do you think maybe you gotta read on them?
Yelling, if I catch you alone, I will kill you.
By the way, while he did 15 years in prison, just to give you an idea, because his past matters, especially if we're talking, like you said, who started this.
40!
40 disciplinary actions in prison.
Oh, that's when you let him out early, right?
Yes, that's when you let him out early.
Yeah, good behavior.
It's just before the parole board.
He's like, that's right, I did throw a human cocktail at my female guard of my blood, shit, and semen.
I did, in fact, put an upper decker into the public toilets.
I lit the toilet paper on fire.
So if you think I'm guilty, not guilty, want to make me a free man to go on raping kids, I don't give a shit.
Well, that middle one was kind of funny, so we'll let you go.
some of your wife's tasty cornbread. Maybe I'll eat some of your cornbread. You better
taste my cornbread. This is a soycus mouse. It goes in my anus.
So Rosenbaum was, and up until the night that he assumed room temperature, he was a deeply,
not just disturbed, psychotic and violent individual.
Let's be clear.
Disgusting.
The same day he was shot while trying to attack Kyle Rittenhouse, he was discharged from the hospital.
He tried to kill himself for the second time in two months.
Rosenbaum's fiancee, and I don't think that this should be used against someone if they're not violent.
I always have it when people just say, oh, they use medication.
Plenty of people use medication and don't rape children or try to Did you know what he took that for?
Bipolar disorder.
did. But his fiance did testify that he was taking medicine for bipolar disorder
depression and it may have been off his medication.
Did you know what he took that for?
Bipolar disorder.
Okay. Any other medications that you know that he took?
I know he was on an antidepressant.
At that time, I don't know which one they had him on.
Well, that's not a surprise.
He lived with you.
He was taking molestic oil.
Yes.
And that has some very dangerous side effects.
By the way, on his second attempt, did they not know who he was?
Did they not walk in?
Ah, Rosen!
I just let it go.
Yeah, the judge is like, this guy again.
No, no, no, no.
I mean on the second attempt of, you know, ending his own life.
At what point do you just walk in the room and go, guys, we'll come back and find him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give him five.
The serial pedophile who's molested more children than I can count.
He needs his, look.
He needs his alone time.
He needs his alone time.
Yeah, what do you think?
How he recharges.
He's going to have a victorious second half of his life where everything turns around.
Actually, you know what he's going to do?
He's going to come out with a Windsor knot in his neck.
What I'm saying is if I can change, then you can change!
Every one of us can rent kids!
Oh, we were so close.
Go back in.
You didn't change, you want us to.
Turn the cameras off.
You want society to change and good thing you have liberal professors in higher education who support minor attracted people.
Now, let's also be clear that this guy was violent the day he was shot.
We all remember him screaming this.
Shoot me, nigga!
Shoot me, nigga!
Famous last words.
Real!
There are several black men in that clip doing nothing.
Going like, oh jeez, what am I doing now?
Crazy.
I guess that's just where you just go absolutely, you know, Tyler Durden.
Back off.
I don't know.
But that even goes back to my point about having a bad vibe about somebody.
Yeah.
Everybody around him is just like, oh, like you just know inherently to stay away from.
And by the way, to be clear, not everyone who's ever used the N word is a racist, but he wasn't quoting Richard Pryor.
Oh, well, he's also not Paul the Dean.
It's making everybody biscuits.
He's like, oh my gosh, I was in for the raping and pillaging and rioting, but this guy... Is this a step too far?
I just can't believe he was so rude to me.
Oh my goodness.
I just was so distraught I couldn't snort any more coke off the lady's hip bones.
And by lady, I mean stelter.
So, also according to Nathan, and this is what I think is most relevant.
It's a lot of area.
It's not so much a line as it is a crease.
It's more of a bucket.
You might as well just take an empty on the inside Hallmark card and go... So, according to Nathan DeBruin... It's like he's using bubble tea straws.
According to a Nathan DeBruin... Telescopes.
Hold on a second, he's taking the lid off the kaleidoscope.
Oh, he wouldn't do it with his mouth.
I don't know.
I don't do drugs.
Nose.
Heroin, though.
So, Nathan DeBruin, this is the most relevant point to me, too.
Think about this for a second.
A guy who's yelling the n-word, a guy who's being incredibly violent, a guy who's involved with letting dumpsters on fires and pushing them into gas stations.
Dust.
What do you mean, just letting them?
Yes, just.
You mean, like, it just happened.
You're being sarcastic.
Yeah, well, I thought you were being time-specific.
That's what his people said.
Thanks for interrupting my flow.
I'm sorry.
Hit your flow.
You know, it's hard out here for a host.
He's honest, Flo.
Let him talk.
End his hustle.
End Flo.
And that same night, when he had just committed those crimes, he allegedly, and no one even denied it, the prosecution didn't deny it, screamed not only that he would kill Kyle Rittenhouse, but that he wasn't afraid to go back to jail.
Watch.
Did you hear Mr. Rosenbaum say anything about the bag?
I did.
What was that?
That he's not afraid to go back to jail.
And you told the detective that when you were interviewed back on September 11th of 2020, correct?
Correct.
Now, again, right away you're in some kind of... Guy's being violent?
Guy has a chain?
Do we have that image or is it video of him with a chain?
I think we can pull it, yeah.
Somewhere.
Yeah, here it is.
There you go, there's shirtless Rosenbaum, the pedophile ghost.
On the right, there it is.
With a chain.
Stay away from our vehicles, please.
Rosenbaum, the pedophile ghost, the horniest ghost that you ever did see.
He, um, so he, uh, said, I'm not afraid to go back.
Yeah, I don't think Christina Ricci's gonna blood brothers with that.
No, I noticed.
So, he was saying, I'm not afraid to go back to jail.
If you are involved with someone like this, you're seeing them committing crimes, you go, oh, whoa, that changes everything.
What was he in jail for?
Yeah.
He's crazy.
What was he in jail for?
Doesn't matter if you know that he sodomized nine-year-old boys, which he did, you just know, oh, he has his loony bin bag with him, which is visible, which is what he ended up throwing at Kyle Rittenhouse, which I love how, like, he threw a plastic bag.
He threw his insane asylum bag!
It said Arkham on it!
So, he was saying, I'm not afraid of going back to the big house, I'm not afraid of going back to jail, I'm not afraid of being put back in the slammer.
And not to mention, that combined with the fact that he directly told Kyle he would kill him, a minor, I think you can put two and two together.
I would say, dude, back up.
Just chill.
I don't know what your problem is.
And he goes, you know what?
If I catch any of you guys alone tonight, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
And he said that to you?
Correct.
Did he say that to the defendant as well?
The defendant was there, so yes.
And as far as you could tell, the defendant was close enough to hear what Mr. Rosenbaum said.
That is correct.
The only type of stuff that happened was the person that attacked me first threatened to kill me twice.
Oh, but other than that.
The person who threatened to kill you we now know is Mr. Rosenbaum, correct?
Yes.
And then, so that combined with the fact that his last words, in a sweet twist of irony, Whereas he was shirtlessly rampaging and just hurtling himself towards a minor, where, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
And I'd be like, ah, don't fuck me!
Bang, bang, bang!
That's what I would do.
Now, to be clear, why do I think this matters?
Because they're saying this is not admissible and it doesn't, and I understand why, but let me put it this way.
If Rosenbaum had gotten a hold of Kyle Rittenhouse, and he was close enough to have soot marks on his hand right from the gun, so if he had gotten a hold of Kyle Rittenhouse, and raped or molested him that night.
There is not a clinician in the world who would say, we didn't see all the warning signs.
How did you not stop this?
Right?
They'd be championing the cause, saying, we need to protect our most vulnerable, we need to stop sex crimes.
We all talk about wanting to stop sex crimes, and it has to do with, you know, bringing in Thai hookers or something across the border, and people want to say, we went on this mission, well, how do you, how about stopping sex crimes by stopping the sexual predators who've already committed sexually violent acts?
Do you, does anyone here believe for a second that if Rosenbaum molested Kyle Rittenhouse that night, and beat him within an inch of his life, that the experts would be saying, we had no way of knowing!
So I don't think you can have it both ways.
Something's going on with the trial?
Yeah, I don't know if this, is this live right now?
Do you want to cut in and see what they're doing?
Yeah, he's just now talking about the motion to dismiss.
Okay, let's look at this.
Get the full download that they received until Saturday of Sunday of last weekend after all the evidence was closed.
And that's a real problem.
Not to mention that since doing our research, the specific amped Owner's manual says that when using AI to enhance photographs or videos, it is for investigative purposes only.
It is not forensically to be used in a court of law and should be labeled as such.
Doesn't say that.
You're talking about the HD footage?
You're wagging your head, no.
Is that true?
The evidence in this trial does not say that.
I'm concerned because... Let's not get ahead of ourselves, because right now the jury wants to... Let's not get ahead of ourselves, because you're kind of an asshat.
We certainly have to talk about it.
I have not... Oh, the jury has a question.
Okay.
We have them let us know, they're talking about what's going on, exactly what the question is, because we want to make sure the audience... By the way, everyone watching, tweet this out, share it, let us know.
Yeah, they're requesting an exhibit from the trial, and it seems to be that footage.
It's probably that HD footage.
Yeah, that's what I think he's talking about.
And then it was manipulated a bit for investigative purposes.
So the software that they used to enhance the photo, um... Hold on, let me get some more... Well, they said photo.
Let me get some more info.
Okay.
Well, I believe it was a photo of that footage that they blew up so they could show Kyle pointing the gun.
In the Milwaukee Journal, I think I read it, which is the paper that I used to deliver for... Yeah, so Garrett's right.
It's a still from the footage and the software used to enhance that photo, the prosecution is saying that the manual for that software says that it cannot be used for evidence in court.
Defense is saying that.
Defense is saying that.
Prosecutors are arguing against it.
Can we have, hey, look, researchers, guys, who wants to make 20 bucks?
Find the manual for that software and bring it up.
At this point, I think the prosecutor would want a mistrial.
Yes.
I think that the defense made a mountain out of a molehill with that image and should have just dismissed it out of hand.
Yes.
But if you guys out there in the control room can find the manual where it says it cannot be used in court, that would be great.
I don't have the ability to bring it up right now, but I'm sure it exists.
So why anyone would think that it's odd for the judge to sit on a motion to dismiss, I have no idea.
I think that in the recommended course, I think for judges, at least that was what I was educated to believe, is that motions to dismiss should be kept under advisement unless they're They're crystal clear and have had a chance for both parties to respond, which we didn't have in the heat of the discussion on the day the original oral motion was made.
I never heard your side of it in terms of argument.
So I'm somewhat astounded, but of course it gets out into the general public.
And as I spoke about it on the first day of trial, The result of the trial should be open to public scrutiny, and people should have confidence in the outcome of the trial.
I think we can all agree on that, and it's just a shame that irresponsible statements are being made.
Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
As long as I'm talking about it, I guess I want to talk about that, too.
The business about People not being identified as victims.
How would you like to be put on trial for a crime?
And the judge introduced the case to the jury by introducing you as the defendant and the person who is accusing you as the victim.
And then throughout the trial have all the references to, um, to the, um, Dead guys.
His voice is hoarse.
witness as being the victim.
Yeah.
Is it so difficult to just use the term complaining witness instead of prejudging what the jury is here
to determine as to whether there's a victim?
His voice is hoarse.
He might be sick, but he probably was screaming at Binger in the back room.
I'll leave that comment at that.
And then finally, I have nothing to say.
Well, look, for people who are tuning in right now, here's what I understand.
You might be putting us to a mistrial.
I feel like he's done this before though, where it's like he's leading to a conclusion
that I feel like is like where he's going.
Well look, for people who are tuning in right now, here's what I understand.
I'm not really getting the info that I need, but from what I understand, the jurors are
requesting that still image right there.
The blown-up image that the prosecution claimed shows Kyle aiming a gun at somebody.
And the software that was used to expand that, the manual for that software says, may not be used as evidence in court.
So that puts the judge now in an awkward situation.
It's like, they're requesting this for their deliberation, but by its own manual it cannot be used because it's not accurate.
That's a big... So right now this is a situation where I think people feel better when they have control.
requesting something as evidence which could not be evidence
it'd be like someone requesting as evidence the photoshop we just had of
the rachel levine statue and be like well no that's not admissible why? because it's fake
i think people feel better when they have control so ever since that case
i have uh... he's talking about kyle picking his own jury Ever since that case, I've had an almost universal policy of having the defendant do the picks.
It had nothing to do with anybody's race or anything like that.
And I never had a complaint about it before.
In fact, I haven't had a complaint about it here.
But some people seem to be dissatisfied with that and people who want to undermine the result of the trial.
That's today's statement on that subject.
All of a sudden, your honor, is why I do my best to avoid reading anything anybody's writing out there about this case, because we know what happens in here, and they don't.
Because we know you suck!
I don't know what's in that luxury, though, because I've got a... All right, all right, you kiss-ass pipe down binger!
You're not gonna get no smoozing out of me!
Don't expect a cheese basket, hi dad.
They are lovely.
Alright, we'll still get one.
I send them to everybody.
A cheese basket?
Christmas is coming.
But they won't be the really good curds, the squeak.
I'll send you a California cheese basket, you bastard.
Oh yeah.
It's going to be nothing but fake cheese!
With fruit in it!
Hope you like fucking Kraft!
Nothing but singles in a basket.
So Mark Richards, he's the crew cut attorney for Kyle.
If Michael Richards is there, this is going to turn real ugly.
I'm sorry, Mark Richards.
He said earlier that he was not sure which evidence the jury was requesting.
I've always been a firm believer in it, because I think the people should be able to see what's going on.
But when I see what's being done, it's really quite frightening.
Frightening!
That's the right word for it.
But back to the subject.
So basically, everything I just said may be incorrect based on the information I was given.
Is that what you're saying?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, they haven't figured out what the piece of evidence they're asking for.
Well, yeah, but I thought the piece of evidence was the... You guys told me it was the... That's what we're assuming.
So just so you know, we are experiencing this live, and I'll try and wrap it up afterwards and make sure that we get everything right.
But right now, we have the same info that you do.
Mission Control, relying on you guys here to get the information, get it to us right as quickly as he can, because right now we've got to watch him chew out Binger.
Everybody will be chewed out of here, as they should be, and I'm not even sure, we're going to have to review the procedure that's been outlined, but they get to watch it once, is that what the rule is?
I think they should be allowed to view what they want to view as often as they want to view it.
Yeah, that's your pick-up line.
Subject to my other objection, I don't have a problem with them viewing it multiple times at a certain point.
That's why I took it out.
Yeah.
Three or four times, I don't have a problem to sit here and just keep playing it, playing it, playing it.
I don't think that's the right way either.
Then it's giving Good point.
But here's the thing, when people say that this is an unfair judge, that was just tipping the scales against the defense, just to be clear.
Yeah it was.
You heard me just say live, I think they should have made a mountain out of a molehill, something that cannot be proven, something that is not clear, and by the way, still wouldn't warrant Kyle Rittenhouse being killed.
No.
He's a judge who seems extremely versed in law.
Yes he does.
Well, can they freely talk?
Which is what we want.
We want freedom of expression between the jurors.
And so as they watch these videos, and to me, if they want to watch it a hundred times, that's them.
If it were a bench trial, and I've said this before, if this were a bench trial, and I put in my decision that I thought that Exhibit 486 was critically important, But I didn't want to overemphasize concentrating on it, so I left with questions in my mind about it and decided I better not look at it anymore.
I should get reversed.
That's an outrageous thing.
But that's worth forcing the jury to do because of the disrespect that the courts have had in this country for the juries.
These are intelligent people.
They get treated like There was a time when the educated people in the town were the physician and the lawyer and maybe the school teacher and the preacher and the rest of the people were farmers.
So obviously they weren't as smart as those educated people, right?
Wrong.
That's never been the belief of the founders of our country.
It's never been true.
And I think these people are as competent as the educated people, and many of them are educated, to make these decisions.
And that's where the founders of our country put the And that's why they say he's a white supremacist.
Just to be clear, because this judge believes in the founding principles of our country, and because he doesn't revile middle America, or as Joy Reid refers to it, flyover country, right?
Because he simply says these people are worthy of respect, and just because they don't have an Ivy League degree doesn't mean that they're dumb.
He will be labeled.
That clip right there.
Where he invokes the founders.
Mark this down.
Mark my word.
They're gonna use that to try and paint him as a white supremacist just like they did with Greenwood's God Bless the USA.
And that's how you know where the left lines up.
They hate America.
They hate the reason that America exists.
And they don't believe in a fair trial.
They want violence.
They want trial by mob rule.
And part of the mob is the media.
Watch what they do with that statement.
Hold me to it.
You can pick and choose and you can.
And um...
Bye!
Bye!
Or you can describe generally what you want.
I think the exact exhibit number would be helpful, but if they can give us just a title or a description, we can also figure it out.
I agree.
All right, so what I'm going to write, you've got copies, so what I'm going to write on
here is in courtroom, I better, yeah.
General description.
I'm a little disturbed by all of this because were you not paying attention?
Yeah.
Like, this is a clear... I'm a little disturbed if they're going to try and rewatch and go... In other words, if the jury's mindset is, well, if he did aim his gun for half a second at somebody, he deserved everything coming to him.
No.
That's, in other words, why is this pivotal?
Right.
I'm frankly surprised that Kyle Rittenhouse didn't, you know, aim and remove it.
And that's the assumption.
At a person that had a handgun themselves.
That's the assumption.
To deliver it during the moment of panic is a big difference.
Look, it shouldn't matter because Kyle Rittenhouse didn't shoot anyone until he was attacked and other guns were shot first.
Which, by the way, I don't think you should have to wait for other gunshots to be fired first.
By the way, if he points his gun at Zemensky, it doesn't give Rosenbaum the ability to chase him down, threatening him.
Nor does Rosenbaum's erection.
Well, that's a different thing altogether.
That's true.
That old diving board.
His old range finder.
Alright.
And I don't know if I'm supposed to be in here.
I got the impression, and it's been a long time since I've read one of these cases, I got the impression it was actually supposed to be the bailiff.
But I'm not even sure about that.
So we'll have to look at that.
So I guess I'm gonna... I understand the... It's gonna take some time.
Yeah, it is.
...suggestion that you've made, but I'm afraid I don't know enough of an answer right now.
So I'm gonna send this up now.
I feel like the jury is really looking for a way to say guilty.
Yeah, the jury's looking for a way out.
Is there anyone right now who has live footage of the people out there on the steps?
Can someone bring that up?
I know they were there yesterday.
I've got to imagine there are people out there today.
I'm sure there are.
Can you find that?
Yeah.
Look, I understand it, but I think this does seem like the jury may be looking for an out.
Yeah.
Either that or what I'm hoping that they'll see is, hey, the linchpin of their case was he was pointing and started this, so let's look at the footage of that.
But it also doesn't even matter, is the point.
In other words, if the linchpin of their case is grasping at straws, you go, well that's just a straw, so who cares?
So the fact that they're giving it so much importance is worrisome.
Now are we going to convict someone as guilty who is being chased, bludgeoned, people are yelling to kill him, to cranium him, and the standard is Did he ever point his gun and not fire it at someone who he saw as a threat?
If you do that, you lose your right to protect your life?
Is that really what the jury wants to go down that road?
That is unbelievably disturbing.
Yeah, he didn't bring anybody in as witnesses.
Zeminsky was never called.
Zeminsky was right there.
Mr. Smitsky.
They didn't want him.
You know who else they didn't call?
The defense should have.
Mr. Stump, uh, Mr. Foot, uh, Kit guy.
Oh, the guy they magically identified now?
Yeah, the guy who now appears, we don't know if it's confirmed, but has a long criminal rap sheet.
Again?
On probation.
Well, we're like a hundred percent, aren't we?
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Jeez.
I mean, but he wasn't a pedophile.
That's the worst of the worst.
I almost wish that you could just yell out, hey, this is a pedophile who raped kids so that jump kick man would jump kick Rosenbaum.
I feel like there's even a hierarchy among criminals who are like, well, I'm not a pedophile.
I knocked over a liquor store, but I didn't rape kids.
We have a racist, but that guy's a pedophile.
Let the racist go.
You know what, though?
But to the left today, being accused of racism is worse than being convicted of raping children.
Yeah, they don't teach racism is A-OK at any college.
No.
No, absolutely.
No, they don't.
Do you see the rehab?
There are no professors for normalizing racism.
No, not a one.
Professors for destigmatizing white supremacy.
They don't make up a new term like WAP.
No.
Well, it's already been taken.
You see how they were trying to rehab the image of, you know, the first guy... Rosenbaum?
Rosenbaum.
I was going to say Grosenbaum, and I knew that wasn't correct.
If that woman knew his past at that point and allowed him to hold the children, shame on her.
I'm sure she didn't.
and it was just like you don't understand what he does to those do you?
If that woman knew his past at that point and allowed him to hold the children, shame on her.
I'm sure she didn't.
I'll rest it.
Unless she has no soul.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I'm amazed that people aren't, like, it seems to, in other words, if people have to respond with, like this judge, it had nothing to do with race.
If people need to respond with, I'm not a racist here, let's be clear, but I have an opinion, and the left doesn't feel required to say, now I'm not defending a serial child rapist, but, they just, there's no accountability to any sort of moral fiber whatsoever.
Think about it.
How often do we have to say, like, look, okay, I know how this will be taken, but I don't mean it in any racial way.
They should have to say, look, I know it'll look like I'm defending a serial child rapist, and I am, but I think that it's wrong to rape kids, but not really.
Like, they should have to couch it a little bit.
I agree.
Have you heard anyone?
Have you heard Anderson Cooper?
Have you heard Don Lemon?
Have you heard Joy Reid?
Have you heard Rachel Maddow?
Have you heard any one of them saying like, look, just this, far be it from me to defend child rapists here.
No.
That'd be a start.
They don't even mention the fact that he did rape kids.
They completely gloss over that.
Not even getting to apologize.
When in Rome.
Well, they don't even want you to know he's white and really the problem with this entire thing right now with this video is where the gun was pointed does not matter because the shot went off after somebody pointed a gun at him, after somebody hit him with a skateboard, after somebody was saying I was going to kill you and hitting him with a chain.
That's what it comes down to.
It'd be like if O.J., if they put a glove on O.J.
that didn't fit, that it was a glove that he wore two weeks later at golf.
He'd be like, ah, I guess it doesn't fit.
Yeah, it doesn't really work.
A little swollen that day.
Or if it's like, well, she was kind of a twat to him.
Yeah.
You were beating your hand against a wall outside before trying on the glove.
Of course it wouldn't fit.
Yeah.
You were putting it in a boiling crab pot.
They put a question to the jury to find out exactly what they wanted to view and that's what they're waiting on.
That's the piece of paper he handed out.
So the jury is requesting something.
Something specific.
They're assuming that it's that video.
Yeah, the jury is requesting some evidence.
They haven't told us what it is.
But then the defense was saying, and this is based off of a blog post at first, from the Amt5 software that's used to enhance images, that they can't use that as evidence.
Can I see that right now?
Can you read that for me?
Don't just skim past this.
This is what software?
The AMT 5 software.
I was going to go to the manual next.
This is where the defense... Well, I'm just saying, that's not the manual?
So this is what the defense started with.
This is a blog post from the AMT 5 software website.
Image enhancement with AI shouldn't be acceptable in general for evidentiary use.
Just for investigations.
Hold on, pause.
Let me say, because the reason this is for people who are tuning in, the only piece of what they claim is evidence, and they only brought it up at the end of the trial because it was a Hail Mary binger brought up, was a still image, and they used that AMT software?
Yeah, this is the Ant5 manual.
They used Ant5 software to zoom in and say, it looks like Kyle Rittenhouse is aiming a gun at somebody.
And by the way, you would have to assume that in that video, for the first time, Kyle Rittenhouse is left-handed and holding it, aiming up, as opposed to right hand low.
So they were claiming that's a piece of evidence.
Now what we're talking about is the manual for the software used to zoom in specifically says, this cannot be used as evidence.
So I think we're still waiting on confirmation of what the evidence is that the jury requested.
But this, now bring up the manual.
Yeah, so this is from the manual.
Maintaining the original evidence integrity is a key element in the design of Amt 5.
In the law enforcement arena, courts, judges, prosecutors, and defense attorneys can sense the, sorry, if they can sense the weakness of evidence and exclude it.
If there is even a hint that any manipulation that has been done, then the last line of this reads, if this is the key evidence in a case, the case is likely to be lost.
Okay, so it doesn't say it can't be used.
Right.
It's not illegal, but they're saying you shouldn't use it.
They're saying you shouldn't rely on them.
Well, especially not as your key.
Right.
And to be clear, we don't know what they are requesting, but that does suggest that it's not necessarily by the book for them to have brought that in at all anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
It seems, this whole argument to me, like you said, it's moot, but even on its merits, it doesn't make any sense.
No.
Right?
So on its merits, Kyle Rittenhouse, we've seen this.
He even said this in his closing statement.
Kyle puts down the fire extinguisher.
Yes, he does.
Do you know why?
Because Zeminsky's right in front of him.
Kyle takes a step back.
We have images of Zeminsky's hand, and it looks like he has a gun in his hand at that time.
Kyle steps back, wheels, looks at Rosenbaum chasing him, and takes off.
It doesn't hold any water.
Can someone play devil's etiquette for me here?
Outside of the she was wearing a short skirt, she deserved to be raped, which is the argument like Kyle went down there, he was looking for trouble, and he decided to lay low for a day and a half providing medical assistance and cleaning shit up.
So outside of that argument, how do you argue that it's not self-defense?
How does anyone else out there argue?
Are you arguing because he had a gun?
Is that it?
It really is the only argument now, because the only argument that I'm hearing is what had just been presented in the last 48 hours and was never brought up as relevant throughout the case, that Kyle Rittenhouse may have aimed his gun at someone at some point who we know is armed and fired shots, to be clear, that since he maybe checked him with a gun and then continued running away from the rapist, he He forfeits his right to self-defense?
Genuinely, can someone, maybe we can bring it up in chat on Mug Club, can anyone present an argument as to why this is not self-defense?
Yeah.
Kyle Rittenhouse's innocent changed my mind.
This is what you're asking for.
Yeah, I really can't think of anything, because other than the fact of he shouldn't have been there, which, he's a kid, I mean, it's a stupid thing to do, to go down there and do that, and that can be argued.
But other than that, nobody belonged there doing what they were doing.
It's irrelevant.
So I can't even, like, when it breaks it down to it, it just is a simple, was the self-defense?
Yes, it was.
Yeah.
Period.
I can't see it in any other way.
And I would argue, I mean, when you're saying stupid, we mean it from a safety perspective.
Personal safety.
Yes.
That's certainly not wrong.
Oh, I don't think it's wrong at all.
The left thinks it's wrong.
I don't think it's wrong for someone to go down with a first aid kit, with a fire extinguisher, or at least pick one up there.
I don't think it's wrong.
And a gun.
I don't think that's wrong.
I do not think that it's wrong to protect your cities and your homes when people have been murdered and livelihoods have been burned to the ground.
Stupid if it was my son, like you're saying, stupid in the sense it's totally wrong to disregard.
That's how I'm looking at it.
No, I know.
But the left looks at it as wrong.
I don't even grant you that.
Kyle shouldn't have been there in the first place.
I would argue we all should have been there so that he didn't have to.
The cops should have been there so he didn't have to.
The adults should have been there so he didn't have to.
The business owners should have been there with their rifles so he didn't have to.
The parents should have been there so that he didn't have to.
The media should have been there with their security saying, hey, oh, stop, so Kyle Rittenhouse didn't have to.
Think of how many people passed the buck on responsibility for two days while the fucking city burned to the ground to the point where a 17-year-old said, no one's going to do anything?
Because no one did anything!
And you think it's wrong that he showed, and even if he showed up on the roof with his firearm and said, don't throw another gas bomb, bang bang!
He still wouldn't be wrong because people die from Molotov cocktails and gas bombs all the time!
But he didn't!
He still went down and was trying to put out fires, just like the other old man who we just showed in Kenosha who tried to put out a fire in his own business and got knocked unconscious and concussed.
Oh, he shouldn't have been there.
Really?
I think you should have.
I think everybody should have.
Yeah, everybody should have.
And by the way, the governor could have done something.
Oh, oh yeah, exactly like he's doing right now.
He called out the National Guard for this, but not for that.
Where was the National Guard in August of 2020, sir?
That would have prevented a 17-year-old or anybody else from that matter feeling like they had to step in.
It was day three.
I mean, it's not like they didn't know.
They were out of stuff.
They were practically out of stuff to burn.
They were asking for more fuel.
They said, can you please bring like one of those mobile homes?
Look, we want to burn more shit, but gas prices are going to go up.
I know.
We don't got a lot here.
We've affected the supply chain with our Kenosha burden.
No more cheese?
I should have read some Adam Smith, bitch!
We're on the wrong side.
Climate's changing here.
Where's Hayek when you need him?
What?
So right now at this moment the jury is they're watching the HD video that the defense had filed a motion to dismiss over and This is what I was saying earlier in the show.
This is from the Chicago Tribune.
The judge said that he will not address the issue until after deliberations.
The motion to dismiss.
Okay, okay.
So he can't even address this thing, but they're gonna watch it right now.
They're literally watching it right now, the HD footage.
Is it the footage that we just showed?
Yeah, the side by side.
Yeah, they're watching the better one, not the lower quality.
By the way, everyone, let's bring it up.
Can we bring up that HD footage again?
I know I have to go through this.
Yeah, there you go.
That's the HD one.
Yep.
Okay, so you can see, by the way, that's Kyle Rittenhouse there.
Who's running from people.
Who's running.
And they're focusing on early in, like, way back here.
Which one is Rittenhouse?
Someone in Mission Control, I don't have it right here, but send me the image that the prosecution is trying to say.
Yeah, do we have a screenshot of that?
Yeah, yeah, they tried to say this is Kyle Rittenhouse aiming his gun at someone.
It's not an exaggeration when I say it looks like the E.T.
Atari game.
No, you're right.
It is, considering that you have, look, look, look, and let me know, Togan Owen, as soon as we get it, just confirm it.
Give me that image.
We have aerial footage of Kyle Rittenhouse running and the first shot being fired.
We have footage on the ground of Kyle Rittenhouse running and the other first shot being fired.
We have footage throughout the day of Rosenbaum being violent, threatening violence, setting fires.
We have footage clear as day of Grosskreutz aiming his gun point-blank at Kyle Rittenhouse's head We have all of that clear as day.
More footage than you could watch throughout the span of this stream if you wanted to watch those raw files.
And that is being weighed with A pixelized zoom-in of something that the prosecution is claiming, and according to the manual of the software, is inadvisable to be used in court due to its inaccuracy.
It's what I'm talking about.
Do you really want the standard of proof on people exercising their God-given rights to be that tilted?
For crying out loud.
What would we call it?
Three, four hours of HD footage that is very clear one direction?
One still?
Is there any tape of Kyle walking around, instigating, aiming his gun?
Any low-res footage?
We'd accept 420.
No, we have standards.
It's one pixelized zoom in, using software that the manual says, by the way, if you use this in court, you're an asshole.
Well, to even focus so much on that shows innocence.
Yes.
Because it just shows that they're doing anything.
It's like you said, it's a Hail Mary at best.
But like you're saying, the jury is so intimidated, they're looking at everyone.
We have to look at everything.
It's not even close.
I said this before yesterday's show.
I knew it was going to take longer than right away, just because I know that the world that we live in right now, people are way too scared.
Okay, Dave Stradamus.
Well, I was right!
For once.
It turned out to be right.
You know what?
That gives you a better track record than Dick Morris.
Well, I mean, I would ask the question.
I love Dick.
You and Don Lemon.
Oh jeez.
Say that one more time, I'm sorry.
Do you know what I got a soundbite?
Yeah.
I loved it!
Morris.
A quote that will live in infamy!
Yeah, exactly.
You guys got the image there?
They are.
Not yet.
So obviously if he says they have it then we'll get it for you really quickly.
But I think that point too is, oh so you're saying that if I come around a corner and I see somebody who's threatening me and I point my gun at them and say no no no, that I can no longer defend myself.
So is that the new rule in society?
Because that's what the prosecution is saying right now.
That you can't point your gun at somebody in defense.
Because they started it.
They started it earlier in the day with their threats.
That's where it started.
It didn't start at the car.
And their little bit of arsonry.
You watch that top-down footage.
Kyle's running and he basically continues to run the entire time past these people.
It's not like he stopped and went... And Rosenbaum behind the car smells the pheromones of a minor.
He's like Yogi Bear with a pie on the windowsill.
He's like, child?
There's a minor.
Except Boo Boo isn't there because he did things to Boo Boo.
My anal fissures keep bleeding.
Oh, Yogi.
And by the way, the whole argument about the fists, like you should have just fired.
Those two bears are queers!
He tried to grab his gun.
He tried to take his weapon from him.
He wasn't wanting to go fist on fist, he was trying to get the gun.
Yeah, do they want to make sure the bullet's coming at you when you pull out your gun?
Yeah, you have to catch it with your teeth like Crusoe.
No, they get three shots and then you can fire back.
Yeah, you get three shots where you have to dodge it like Neo, and then if you can't do that...
Yeah, no, really, self-defense laws should be equivalent to a carnival dunk tank.
That's it, you should be sitting there, and then, you know, you have a few shots, and then if they miss it, then you get the fire back.
Alright, here's, I got the still from what the jury's watching right now, and so the, they're claiming that it shows him raising his gun and pointing it at Zeminski.
The left is the one that has been amplified.
I've played Tetris games on Game Boy Classic, which were clearer.
I've played Virtual Boy games that made more sense.
This is worse than every shitty image someone claims they see a ghost in.
Kyle, the guy in the white looking... Oh, there's Bigfoot.
Yeah, that black rifle.
The black rifle turns into a white reflective surface.
Can you zoom in a little more?
I mean, I know I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Can we use Amped?
I don't know what I'm looking at.
Honestly, it looks like he's doing the Yogi Bear, like bending over, sticking his head up his own ass.
Is Amped just an app on your phone where they didn't pay the $1.99?
Why does Kyle have a puppy filter on him?
I think Amped is the one on the left, and Brendan was saying he thinks that it's a composite from Amped on the left.
It's combining two different frames to make a frame in between.
What?
At what point?
Look, is it me?
Who are they saying is Kyle there?
Because it looked like there was a green shirt to the left of... There's clearer pictures of Jesus on toast.
Yes!
So they're saying that Kyle is, obviously not this person on the right, but the one right in the middle of that frame.
I think so, yeah.
Wait, hold on, bring it back up.
Bring it back up.
That's clearly his shoulder strap.
They're trying to say that that's his rifle aiming up.
And again, he was running with his rifle.
Hold on a second.
This is really important.
I'm going to, I think in real time, just prove it.
So right there, that is him.
Everyone correct me here if I'm wrong.
I just want everyone to follow me here.
That is him.
What they are claiming is him left-handedly holding his rifle aimed up in the air.
Is that what is being claimed?
Yes.
Okay.
I will argue for you.
And then we're going to bring back up that HD footage.
And I'll tell you why.
That's very clearly a rifle strap.
For the same reason, let me be really clear here.
I was just speaking with yesterday, Kevin, who works here, he was a Marine.
And we talked about, you know, tap, rack, bang to clear an AR-15.
Now to be clear, when you are fixing a malfunction with an AR-15, anyone out there who knows it, I know this is remedial for people who are gun enthusiasts.
If it's an AK, or it's like my 9mm carbine, it could be on the side, right?
So I could be holding a gun here, and I could, boom, I just cleared it.
You wouldn't see it, because I'm doing it right here, right?
Boom.
But with an AR-15, think of it like a crossbow.
The bolt that you're talking about, the carrier bolt there, is behind the rifle.
It needs to be pulled back.
So you would see an elbow pulled back, you would see wrist flexion.
In other words, you can't do it on the side of the rifle.
You would either have to do it, typically, in the Marines.
Let me explain to you.
This will all come back in a second.
They were told to do it in the military with their left hand, right?
So they'd never take their hand off their gun.
Right.
So tap, rack, bang.
That's what you do.
Tap, rack, bang.
So you're tapping the magazine.
You're pulling it back.
Now, I said that if he had re-racked the gun, which we found, by the way, that was a myth that started from Gage Grosskirsch's Twitter.
There's never any evidence of it.
If you look at the footage, He, I don't think he could have racked it with his, or cleared a malfunction with his left hand.
Why?
He wasn't wearing his sling in a way that people in the military wear a sling, right, where they just carry it for long distances.
He was wearing his sling to, and successfully, prevent someone from being able to take it from him.
If you look at that sling, when he's aiming his rifle and it's braced against his shoulder, that sling is completely taut.
In other words, he could not move the rifle forward.
So think about this.
Completely taut, can't move, how are you going to rack that gun with your left hand?
How are you going to pull this back, right?
He'd be doing this.
So I was saying, if he ever cleared a malfunction, he most likely would have had to use his right hand in that scenario because of how tight the sling is.
Now, this is relevant because, bring that picture back up, they are claiming that that is a rifle.
First off, the only way that rifle could be aimed anywhere is in the air.
It's not aimed at anyone, really.
It would have to be, I mean, what, is he aiming at George Mersham?
I mean, think about how high that rifle would be.
Yeah, that's the part where I'm confused.
Let's say he's aiming away.
Right.
What's he aiming at?
They're trying to claim that he's aiming at... That person on the left.
What's his name?
Rosenbaum or Zeminski.
Zeminski.
And this is taken from the HD footage.
So here's what I'm saying.
That would be, right there, if you're looking at that, that rifle, left-handed, high.
Okay?
Left-handed high is how he would have to be aiming it.
Now keep in mind, Kyle's rifle was so tightly strapped to him that no one could even move it off his body.
Right?
So imagine a rifle like this, high and tight.
You cannot just do this and move it down.
Yeah, you can't.
You would have to shift it around.
Right?
And maybe someone out there can get a rifle and get me a tight sling so I can show people in case people... You guys understand what I'm saying?
Yeah.
If it's taut, right?
Think of it taut.
Something that's taut.
Loose rifle, right?
You just happen to have... You can move it however you want.
This rifle was designed to create... It's actually sometimes effective like a counterweight with a shotgun.
You have a sling that brings it tighter to your shoulder.
You can't just move it any which way.
Now I want to watch that footage because they are claiming that that image shows the rifle high and to the left, but we see Kyle Rittenhouse running Within a fraction of a second of that picture, is his rifle high and to the left?
Or is it aimed down on the ground with a strong side right hand?
Let's play that HD footage.
Okay.
Right there.
Is he already running?
He's already in the parking lot.
His gun is aiming... We can also use the other HD footage that we have to coincide with that.
The original footage of Rosenbaum.
Other angle.
In other words, look.
From... This is... Pause.
Okay?
So, rewind from the beginning.
And I'm going to say, pause.
Okay?
Play.
Okay, pause.
That's where they're saying, right about there, is where they're saying his gun was aimed high...
With his left hand, okay?
That's where they're saying it would have been aimed high with his left, give or take... Just before that.
Give or take .2 seconds.
Well, just before they started running is when they're saying that.
Okay, so... You can see him running across right now, it's like... My point is you can see him running right here.
Okay.
Now, can someone bring me the footage that we also have of, that's up close, of Rosenbaum chasing Kyle?
From the other angle, right?
Yeah, from the other angle, because from that angle you can see that his rifle is down and to the left.
And my point is, he would only have about Half a second!
Because he wouldn't be able to change that rifle from high and to the left.
First off, if you're a right-handed shooter, you're a right-handed shooter.
Yeah.
I don't know anyone who would go, if he's completely ambidextrous, that's something they would have brought up.
The prosecution didn't bring it up, I highly doubt it.
Every single other image we have shows him holding his rifle, right-handed, strong side, aimed down to the left on the ground.
And so what I'm saying here is it would have to take place within a second before he started running that going from left hand with a taught rifle sling from here, go down, rotate it around or slide it around his shoulder.
Do we have the other video of the Rosenbaum angle?
Because I'm 99% sure that that angle shows him with his rifle down aimed to the left.
It does.
Yeah, absolutely.
But I just want to bring this up in real time.
You guys, clip this, let's get this out because I'm amazed that no one's talking about this.
If they're saying, and I'm reading right now, that that shows his rifle high and left-handed.
So he'd be high and to his right.
Right.
So let me present to you, let me do this really quick.
Three things.
Okay?
They are saying that Kyle, in that image, now keep in mind we have HD footage, HD drone footage, we have HD footage from many different angles.
Hold on there, Dave, just one second.
We have HD footage from many different angles.
They are claiming that that one image shows Kyle Ruttenhouse aiming his gun at somebody and they are claiming that he is aiming that gun with his left hand high while he has a sling that's too, too taut for it to be able to rotate around the body.
That's their claim.
Okay?
Now, Substantiate that claim, they're using a software whose own manual says this shouldn't be used in court.
Point number three.
So point number one, they're saying his rifle is high, aimed, left-handed.
Point number two, they're saying that they can prove that through software that shouldn't be admissible in court.
And point number three, we have footage before and after that shows Kyle Rittenhouse with his gun down to the left as a right-handed shooter, and at no other point in the evening is he using his left hand, from what I've seen.
He would have to switch the position on that rifle.
Control Room guys, I need you guys to bring it in here.
He would have to switch that within a fraction of a second for their image to hold water.
Dave, you can go to the bathroom.
I know you've been holding it in like a... I'm trying!
No, no, no.
I just didn't want you to cross the screen while I was doing this.
No, I was going to go through the back.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Like, uh, like, uh... Like we're a Shaves Bomb?
Yeah.
Or Lemon.
It's a Lemon party!
Oh, that is absolutely terrible.
So, let's go to the... We have the footage, guys?
They are working on it right now.
I don't have confirmation that we have it yet.
So we'll bring it in in just a moment.
We just had it in a show map within the last 48 hours.
You guys should be able to find this, guys!
Come on, I was on a roll!
like Rosenbaum, just so people watch when you know what this is like, I don't actually have like, I
don't have prompter up there. I just have so you can see that this is a description of the clip.
Like this is binger said you forfeit the right when you bring a gun. That's all I have. And like
these clips can be labeled A through Z and like a one a two a three. And so sometimes I don't know
when I'm like, if I wish that I could just say, Hey, bring up that clip. J from two days ago.
It's hard, but I can't understand.
I mean, there's this whole montage that we had of them running around.
This is probably... Obviously, we didn't have this HD footage before.
We didn't have that angle from the drone before the trial.
So the one that everybody saw was from the back.
Kyle running away with the gun pointed down right at him.
And you see when he turns.
And again, that gun is aiming down and to the left.
And let me know if they have the prop too.
You know, the rifle with a sling.
Yeah, and he points it at him as a, you know, don't chase me down, looks up, sees the crowd.
Now, Bender also tried to say that that crowd was already dispersing.
The HD footage from the drone actually disputes that.
It says that when he was getting in between the cars, that crowd was still very much intact.
They may have been moving just a little bit, but not enough to where Kyle felt safe continuing in that direction.
Turns around and now Rosenbaum's on him.
Like, I don't care if I go, hey Steven, huh?
Does that mean now that you can chase me down and beat the hell out of me and I'm the guilty party?
Well, with you, I would look for any excuse.
Well, I mean, that's just mean.
I'd look for any excuse.
You wanna get Rosenmanned?
Unbelievable.
If that is what they're asking for, then that's a problem.
And again, it's a problem because it wasn't something that was submitted to evidence beforehand.
And so the defense wasn't prepared to offer up a defense, which I'm offering if you have that clip there, which really would help.
I believe is very effective here.
In other words, they didn't have that opportunity, the defense of Cal Rittenhouse, because this HD footage wasn't given to them.
Yeah, well and so the HD footage, this is something that blows my mind, not even just the HD, but the drone footage period that we have just seen as the linchpin of their case was not presented until November 5th.
When we saw that video where he was talking to, or asking questions of one of the people, That was November 5th.
The trial had already been started by that point, right?
Why is this stuff just now coming out?
Because the media was all too happy to run every piece of video footage that they had and say Kyle was the aggressor, Kyle was the white supremacist, Kyle is this mass shooter, Kyle was the one who didn't get stopped by the police.
They didn't show this other stuff over here where it shows clearly what happened.
Yeah, and by the way, I'm only fake listening to you because I have to pee really badly.
I feel like that's true.
I have to wait until Dave comes back.
You do.
No, no.
By the way, what's also relevant to your point is he turned himself in.
He did.
Immediately.
And he also, they went through his phone.
He's like, look, this is what happened.
Yeah.
And they were like, one less live pedophile, kid.
They probably gave him a beer.
Yeah.
You like straws?
It's fire brewed, you little chap.
I really hope, and I need to go back and watch this because I'm not sure if the defense presented this or not, that footage maybe shows Zeminski with a gun as well because we know he had a gun.
That's not a question.
He was the first shot that was fired.
If I'm mistaken, Kyle knew he had a gun because he saw that he had a gun earlier that day.
So imagine, put yourself in his shoes, he's running down the street, he turns, he sees a guy that he knows has a gun.
Possibly has a gun in his hand.
It's a threat to him.
He raises his gun quickly, continues to run down.
Yeah.
That's what this is lynching on?
My bladder, don't use the word, one quarter of you can talk about lynching.
I was about to say, that was a really poor choice of words.
Yeah, poor choice of words.
Positive.
Do we have a break?
Because my bladder's about to explode.
Yeah, we'll take a break.
So guys, just so you know, we have a quick commercial break here.
We're going to try and get some of this info on what the jury is requesting.
We're experiencing this live with you.
Make sure it's just a couple minutes.
We will be right back.
And everyone there in the main room.
Bathroom clear!
Make sure the bathroom's free.
I'll be right back.
There are so many cobwebs like my wife's womb.
Oh.
You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.
Throw me the build bars!
You have no choice!
Hurry!
You stupid d***!
Hey, he's mine now!
Oh no!
Dr. Jones!
The competing bar is littered with poison!
That's putting it mildly.
He's going to shoot the base!
I'm going to shoot the base!
That's a fake sponsor.
Let's get the camera off me.
Well there's nobody, it's just me and you.
Oh is it?
It's just me and you.
Is it me?
What's up?
Is there anything playing?
No, it's just me and you.
What's on Court TV?
Let's watch Court TV.
Do you always have those on you?
Yes, I do.
Is that all the time?
It's when I have to do an impression of this fish.
Look at this puffer fish of a man.
one of me. Do you always have those on you? Yes, I do. All time? It's when I have to do
an impression of this fish. Look at this puffer fish of a man. Just. Yes, what I think happened.
Wow.
So what do you guys think?
I'm worried, man.
At this point, it's taken longer than it should, and they're focusing on this piece of evidence.
Oh, it's the glasses guy, Dave!
I know!
That's why I grabbed my glasses out of the prop closet.
I didn't see it.
Oh, there we go.
I got them on too, so I can be like this guy.
He's got a weird head of... is that himself?
I think it's a bust of Brian Stelter in the background.
Who knows?
There's so many people involved in this trial that have very malnutrition hair.
Have you noticed that?
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, no offense.
Somebody who might eventually get to that point, you stop it.
Yeah, well, you get to have height, so we can trade.
But nobody will see it?
Yeah, so you don't have to stand there.
You ever have to tiptoe Husky Boy's jeans off of a top shelf?
I have.
I did height shame somebody yesterday.
They were like, I'll put this glass up.
And I'm like, no you won't.
You're not going to be able to reach it.
Who did you do that to?
One of your employees.
That's what you pay them for.
You having dinner with somebody?
You having dinner with a little man?
I have a tasting room, Dave.
Yeah, I bet you do.
I know I'm Satan compared to you.
A tasting room?
I don't work at CNN, Dave.
I also don't run around Kenosha at night for no good reason.
Well, not anymore.
The neighborhood's changed.
Well, it has gotten so much better.
I'll tell you what I think.
I think he's a white supremacist.
I'm rock hard.
Yeah, what are they saying?
Let's pull it up say about that highly contested drone video
We were provided a copy abbreviated of that from mr. Krause with that was neither in the length
or Complaining.
His is much longer, your honor.
Should've got the full download.
Should've been closed.
That is a real problem.
that they received until Saturday of Sunday of last weekend.
After all the evidence was closed.
And that's a real problem.
That is a real problem.
That's withholding evidence.
Not to mention that since doing our research, the specific amped owner's manual says that
Investigative?
He's got his stuff saying that.
It sounds like me reading.
HAVOC!
for investigative purposes only.
He's got to stop saying that.
It sounds like me reading.
Havoc.
Investigatory to div.
The evidence in this trial does not say that.
The evidence in this trial does.
I've had enough of you, sir.
Pull that down.
So his basic response was the evidence in this trial doesn't say that.
That was the thing.
That was the whole point.
He was talking about the manual for the software.
So we've already seen all of this, right?
So this is nothing new.
This is just going back.
Is this live?
It's not live, no.
This is just what Court TV is saying now.
They're just kind of recapping the issue that was brought up.
It's the same deal.
The same with the AI.
It can't be used.
It's not admissible in court.
It can't be used.
Well, that's from the company.
So that's not a legal standard, right?
No.
It's just the company saying, whoever uses this software in court is a real loser.
Exactly.
So the state's response to that, what the assistant DA just responded there, is actually, again, bad faith.
Because he said, Your Honor, none of the evidence admitted says that.
Right.
Oh, so what you're saying is But yes, it's absolutely true, but you guys didn't introduce that as any evidence of anything that was going on?
Like, you're telling me that that is a true statement, that you're not supposed to use this based on the manufacturer's recommendations, but you did it anyway?
Yeah.
And you're saying it's not relevant?
It's kind of like, it's more of a guideline, like when you take apart your stereo and it says parts not edible.
Right.
Wait, what?
They do?
Yeah, yeah, you take it apart.
I had no idea they weren't edible.
Some people are like, I wonder if there's anything to eat in here.
Yeah, don't pretend your vacuum's a woman.
You know, safety labels.
Or child, if you will.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's true.
Don't put your baby in a hamper and use it as a cage.
Right.
Yeah, that's generally ill-advised.
Yeah, you don't just put a hamper over it.
Little Dyson!
That's who Rosenbaum kept referring to.
Yes!
It would have been nice if he'd have just put the, none of this is edible, in the child's pants.
Not to mention his blackened dicker.
Why do they keep using pink glasses, guy?
Oh my God, he's back?
Oh my God!
That's why I had my pink glasses on.
Slyther... He... Gay Slytherin!
I thought it was already gay.
I thought that's redundant.
You will be at Bisexual Gryffindor!
Oh, yes.
Which way does he go?
Both.
I'd like to have a party with lots of friends.
Oh, this isn't Hollywood Squares.
Well, I don't know what... What am I supposed to do with my raging erection now?
Oh, this is most unfortunate.
I'd let him handle my gun.
If I drool, it actually ends up forming a puddle three feet from my body.
I point my dangerous weapon at people all the time.
Yes, I do.
I am cocked and loaded.
I'm incorrigible.
Is this chair sticky?
Yes.
I wouldn't sit in it if I were you.
No, it's a mess.
I've been fossilized into this chair for the last 16 years.
It's my gaming chair, but I don't play video games.
It's really more of a game for them.
It's a hide-and-go-seek, if you will.
I was Twitch streaming before it was famous, you see.
I wanna know what- I think he has a- Masturbating in the window!
I think he has a My Little Pony on his shelf.
Does he?
I do- I believe he does.
Somebody pointed it out last time that he's a brony, so he may have taken it down.
And that's not a historical figure behind him?
That's just his first boyfriend?
Yeah, I don't think that is historical.
He still has the furry helmet over there, though.
He does.
He does have the furry helmet.
Yeah, the furry helmet is there.
Why is this man in anything other than a basement?
Well, I think he's on a green screen, because it is a basement.
Yeah, and this is what he chose?
Yeah, it's like this.
Oh, I can't have people see where I really live.
Well, I can't make it a palace.
I'll never buy that.
Will they, love?
Oh, I know!
I'll make it look slightly hoarder-ish.
Oh, yes.
My glasses are getting steamy.
It's always hot in here.
Because I'm very obese.
I'll chug it up to my varicose veins.
My calves look like spiders.
I just ordered three pizzas.
Whoever gets the first one here gets a kiss.
Oh, no.
30 minutes are left.
Nope.
No kiss!
I'm kidding.
Alright.
I think we do have the clip.
Okay, so let me set this back up for people who are watching now.
I'm sorry.
If we're doing this all day today, by the way, there's no show tomorrow.
So you guys let us know.
At some point we'll toss it to the like button.
I'm not going to stay here until 9 o'clock tonight.
We're at 72 now.
So we were at 41.
72 now. So we were at 41. We're at 74.
Yeah, I know. I don't want to, I don't want to...
You guys love seeing us strain and try to get through.
And strain we are.
That's what you're doing during the break.
It's well established, I do not strain.
No, you do not strain.
It's perfect defecation, Jared.
Yeah, you really are something.
You and your triscuit cracker poops.
With a perfect three ring coil.
Don't be jealous.
I take pictures of them.
Yeah you do.
What is this, hockey shifts?
Quarterbacks gone, Tim the Toolman is in the way.
You do a 30 second shift and you're spent.
No purple drink!
Oh man, he was gonna hit the fridge.
Sunny D. It's just Arizona Skittles and cough syrup.
On Garrett's Neighborhood Watch!
Name that reference a few people who know exactly whose neighborhood watch it was.
What I'm saying is, let's bring up the picture first.
This picture, from what I understand, they're saying the gun is up and aimed at somebody.
We have that low-res picture.
The crappy one.
Give me one second.
Yeah, he was bringing up the video first.
He's going to switch over to that picture.
There we go.
So that picture, again, for that picture to be presenting what they claim, Kyle would be a left-handed shooter with the gun raised.
You can see that right there would be his left hand on the gun, and he's wearing a... Pointing it to Kimbe Mutombo.
Yes, and he is... By the way, that's not at all how he shoots.
If you look at how extended it would be from his body at that point.
It's not in line with everything else that we've seen, and thank God we have a bunch of footage.
He also has a sling that was so taut, there was so much tension, that no one could even pull the gun, not take the gun away from him.
None of them were able to even pull it away from his body so that it was no longer braced against his shoulder while shooting them, to be clear.
So this is a very tight sling.
Anyone out there who has like a shot, a semi-automatic shotgun, you often know that slings are used because in that case they don't necessarily have, there's a lot more recoil.
Yeah.
So in this picture, though, you're saying he's turned the other way.
In this picture, they're saying he's shooting this way.
Which is just not possible.
It's not not possible.
What I'm saying is it's unlikely.
Because he's right-handed.
Every single time we see Kyle Rittenhouse, right, gun this way, and he's a right-handed shooter.
Every night, every shot he fired that night, Right-handed shooting.
So right now, they're saying he brought the gun up with his left hand, okay?
And what I am saying is if we show that, we have that HD footage that we showed, if you look, he would have had to go from a left-handed up position.
With a very taut sling, which would require you to get it down, remove it.
Usually you kind of have to take the sling and sort of rotate it around your body.
I think your shirt would lift.
Right.
So within a fraction of a second, at most two seconds while running, switch it back to his preferred stance of what he always uses, right-handed shooting and down, because here is the video.
From up close on the ground with Rosenbaum, where you see Kyle Rittenhouse.
He has his gun.
Low.
Aimed left.
Strong side right hand.
Ready.
Let's watch this.
There's his gun.
In his right hand.
Right hand.
Right there.
It's not possible, then.
It's not possible.
It's not possible.
You can see it.
It's in his, he's holding, he's holding the shroud with his left.
There's no way he went from this to this while running.
And by the way, if they're saying, no, no, no, that's true, and it's like, no, Kyle's right leg is forward.
Right.
Right?
He can't be holding the gun like this with his left leg forward.
By the way, you brought up something about the sling, too.
In every shot that I have seen, and correct me if I'm wrong, butt of the rifle somewhere around here.
Shoulder.
Right?
Aimed across his body, down left.
That's just the resting position, not holding the gun.
Right.
Because it's very tight.
Now, do me a favor.
Grab that gun with your left hand anywhere near the trigger and try to swing it up.
It's not possible.
And anyone who actually knows anything about firearms, and by the way, uh...
Well, actually, we do have the exclusive footage of Binger in court, if I'm not mistaken.
I think it's pretty clear that he aimed his gun at the jury with his finger on the trigger.
And by the way, Twitter, don't think that I didn't notice that the rest of you stole my joke where I was live and said he was a prop consultant for Russ and then he'd have a bunch of people looking like, oh, he's worse than Alec Baldwin.
It's like, you made it less funny.
And you really have to add that extra layer of you guess.
Yes.
That's what makes it fun.
Not the obvious.
Yeah.
So, uh, we do though, keep in mind he did, he aimed the, uh, do we have a picture of him, the overlay of him aiming it at the jury with the finger on the trigger?
We'll show it afterwards.
But actually a lot of people don't realize it was more consequential when Binger aimed his.
Yeah.
There it is.
For crying out loud.
First off, it's not braced on his shoulder properly.
He has his finger on the trigger, and of course he didn't check it before he aimed it at the jury.
Yeah, just because it's evidence doesn't mean it's not a gun.
Yes.
Yeah.
And actually, people don't realize there's a reason that Kyle had to be involved with the jury selection process.
Yeah.
Binger changed the whole landscape.
Well, here you go.
Kyle Rittenhouse then pointed the gun at Rosenbaum while pointing it at U20 jurors.
You 19 jurors?
Oh boy.
Well then you have to, it's a raffle!
Gee, I mean...
Which one did he shoot?
I'm not sure.
Well, I don't think it's one of the remaining 12.
I think quarterblack knows who they shot.
I mean, I think so, too.
Seemed a little on purpose.
Think about this, though, first.
It's not possible.
No, I don't.
It's not possible for him to.
So their argument.
But again, they didn't have the opportunity to present that, the defense, because they didn't have all of this evidence and they just threw a Hail Mary at the end of it.
And again, that's assuming that what they are claiming in that picture is correct.
Yeah.
You were about to say something potentially?
No?
Okay, never mind.
I thought he was coming in with something.
But yeah, I don't know.
Honestly, wouldn't this have been great to go over in trial?
I mean, guys, let me know.
Am I way off base here?
No, I think you're right.
I mean, honestly, you know more about guns than I do by far.
I think you know more about guns than anybody in the courtroom, to be honest.
I hope they're watching this show because they're like, that would be a good thing to bring up.
Listen, anybody who knows Kyle Rittenhouse's lawyers, you tell them to tune in and listen up.
I don't know much about guns, but I do know, let's say you're running from something holding a gun, it would make perfect sense that he did not do that.
A switcheroo?
It just using logic and from every other angle of that video.
There's no not only that video all video at all the entire thing.
Yes.
Yeah.
Do you have the video of him running saying bring up that video of him running saying I'm going to get the cops that was in yesterday's show.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's another one where again, it's aimed at its right side.
Well, it's like Matthew Modine, who's an idiot, obviously, tweeted out there like, oh, so I see he's got gloves so he doesn't have fingerprints.
It's like, his face is on camera.
Yeah.
And he turned himself in to the cops.
He wasn't dusting his rifle.
He was there to help.
He wasn't wearing Medichoker's gloves.
It was EMT, you idiot.
It's like, oh, so there are no prints on it.
Well, it's not really relevant.
They don't need to dust his rifle for prints when he goes in the cops and goes, here, I shot a pedophile.
He walks into the police station.
Officers!
Oh, that's just what you want us to think!
Anybody, come on.
Ah, I see you've worn gloves.
Where's your fingerprints now?
Well, we have to acquit him.
There weren't any prints.
Clever bastard.
Because this is 1948.
Oh, skunked again!
It's funny in Modine's tweet, it's like, hey, you know, right under the gun, that bag, that's where the medical supplies are.
The picture that you put out saying that he had gloves on, he's got a medic bag, I don't know.
It wasn't a certified EMT.
It wasn't certified mainly because he was 17, even though he had been doing it for years.
By the way, Firefighter Service Cadets EMT Training, for crying out loud, he's 17, when did he find time to masturbate?
I know, really.
The only thing I did at that age was drink some cocaine and, you know, that's it.
Masturbate.
Priorities, Rittenhouse!
This is my three.
Let this be a life lesson to you.
I bet he's a good student.
Once you leave, if you get off free, it's nothing but dance, dance, revolution, and pornography.
That's what these people want.
Don't go out there doing fire, fire, wait, wait, wait, you little, uh, you Smokey Bear Jr.
How are they supposed to indoctrinate you at a college if you're out there saving lives?
And not just white lives, but black lives as well!
How are they supposed to attack you?
Yes, also, if you had been on the other side and were shooting that at the cops, you would have been a hero to them.
Yeah, absolutely.
They'd throw some tear gas, no charges, and call it a day.
I was about to say, I don't like the name that they're putting down there.
I don't like victims, but I also don't like he shot protesters.
It's like these guys were marching peacefully through the streets with a sign.
That's not what was going on.
Well, that's the same as the Mostly Peaceful Protest.
That is a name for a riot.
I have a dream today that a ginger who screams the n-word would light a dumpster on fire and push it into a 7-Eleven station.
I hope that he screams out the n-word and burns down a Sitco.
My new dream is I've seen the future and we're just gonna kind of hang out in our neighborhoods.
You guys are ridiculous.
I'm gonna tip off the FBI to my location and my list of daily preferences.
I will not be wearing a helmet.
Sounded more like Cat Williams.
Yeah, I don't know.
That was a little... All these motherfucking protesters out there protesting, lighting dumpsters and shit.
Yeah, just the whole idea of a mostly peaceful protest means partially violent riot.
Yeah, what part?
Just tell me what part.
What part wasn't peaceful?
We did this with Islam.
Mostly peaceful, mostly, you know, religion of peace, mostly.
It's like, let's talk about the 5% that turns out to be 50 million people.
Hey, you know what?
Let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
Okay, so let's use Kenosha as an example because it was a trial.
They say it was mostly peaceful.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
So, this is a genuine question.
I'm asking this earnestly.
Mostly peaceful protests.
Remember Kenosha?
I think it was three days?
Was it two days it was on fire?
I think it was three.
Three days.
I think it was three.
If you wanted to actually, you know, go down, make your voice heard, in the spirit of MLK Jr., right?
In the spirit of civil rights, in the spirit of wanting to affect change and discuss the issues of systemic discrimination that, and I'm not even arguing this point, that you believe to be pervasive in the system, okay?
Where would you go to do that in Kenosha and feel safe?
Name me one place during those three days.
It was mostly peaceful.
You're a woman.
You're unarmed.
Where would you feel safe going down there with a megaphone giving a speech to protest?
One space.
In Kenosha proper.
Yeah.
What point is it no longer mostly?
And how many people does it take to really make a situation dangerous and violent?
So let's flip it this way.
The numbers are even more skewed.
Would you also describe January 6th as mostly peaceful media?
Well, you would have to.
Because the numbers are literally hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people.
By the numbers it was.
Right?
And you have... Kenosha, the only people were, for crying out loud, you couldn't flip a penny without hitting a child rapist or wife beater.
That's true.
You guys drew the worst of the worst.
I'm surprised they didn't find Jack the Ripper.
Like, where he's been?
Once you're stealing, burning stuff down, and looting places, it's not a protest.
I don't care what you call it.
It's a riot.
Yeah.
Well, and the Joker's over there on the side like, I can't use these people.
No, no.
I meant the insane people, not that kind of no use.
He's like, I was trying to go after the 1% when I said world burn.
I know.
I didn't mean Kenosha.
You guys started in a really weird neighborhood.
Yeah, why did you pick here?
Let's just skip this chapter.
Where's the route next?
Sheboygan, shit.
The most expensive thing here is the judge's cheese baskets.
This year with the pandemic, they're just crap singles.
It's not even a basket, it's a plastic bag.
That's it, boys.
Just stop sending them.
It's not a gift at this point, it's an insult.
It's just a refrigeration challenge.
He's the only one who does it in the middle of summer on purpose.
So you get melted cheese.
I used to get weird gift baskets.
Are you looking to bring something up there, Tocanoa?
I don't know if there was something I was missing.
I had that video that you asked for about Kyle running.
Towards a cop?
Okay, so let's see if his rifle is left-handed and up again.
Hey, what are you doing?
You shot somebody?
There's his gun again.
Down to the left.
Down to the left.
Who shot?
And look how tight it is.
Keep it going.
When he surrenders to the cops, see how the rifle doesn't even fall that low.
It shows you how short the length is of the sling.
Was Gage's GoPro hurt?
Does anybody know?
I don't know.
It's not broken, right?
He had to get the new model.
Oh, this is before I get shot by Gage.
Gage gets shot.
A fisheye lens to hit him with a skateboard.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's like an old 90s skateboard.
It's what it looked like.
Well, that's even when the guy hit him with a skateboard.
That's what it looked like.
He's about to hard flip off this rail and shoot an unsuspecting bystander.
Whoa!
This is jackass.
And it's like, wow, he's really hurt.
Yeah.
Let's go.
That's a crime.
Let's go, Dave.
I love how Dave Dave's first instinct is, let's flee.
Get out of here.
Dude, if somebody I'm with hits me with a skateboard and they're unconscious, I didn't see nothing.
No, of course.
I'm off.
Yeah, especially if you know he's like, well, he's finished.
Snitch is a good fetishist.
But yeah, if you murder a pedophile, I'm going to be like, hey, you.
Yeah.
I'm going to go, hey, good work.
Don't you, hey, don't you, no, hmm.
Be like the mom in Christmas Story with Ralphie when she tries to avoid telling dad that he got into a fight.
Yeah.
He's like, where are your glasses?
She goes, oh, you left them again by the radiator.
Don't you do that again.
That's what I would be like if my son shot a pedophile.
I'd be like, hey, you were, you know, you were out at the Sonic drive-thru four minutes after curfew.
Make sure you don't do that again.
Does anyone else kind of hate that movie?
Christmas Story?
Yeah.
I'd never leave my... What?
Thank you.
I feel like I'm surrounded by enemies in Kenosha.
I'm not saying that it's bad.
Don't get me wrong, I loved it.
There are plenty of points in my life where I loved it.
Hey, alright, Home Alone and a Christmas Story.
Overplayed, I will say that.
Well, Home Alone, by far.
Christmas Story.
Don't you liar!
No!
Really?
You liar!
You quoted Home Alone more than Daniel Starr.
It's more quotable because it's less Christmas-y.
I just... Okay, you know what?
Die Hard or a Christmas Story.
While we are all... Die Hard.
Die Hard.
Christmas Story.
You're all wrong!
You're right.
I said Die Hard.
You're right.
Die Hard for sure.
It's Christmas.
I will tell you this, no one's going to like me saying this, but I'm going to say it.
I'm going to say it.
Has a lot of funny parts, very quotable, but is not very Christmassy.
Christmas Vacation.
No!
I don't like it that much.
It is Christmassy!
Great movie.
You're a liar!
I prefer Scrooge.
Scrooge is the best.
Scrooge is the best Christmas movie.
Yes it is.
You notice that most women don't like it because they find it too dark?
It is dark.
I think it's the Staples line.
It's good, it's not... Well, not only that, but when he's in the sewers and he finds a frozen homeless guy.
Oh, yeah.
Why is that?
Scrooge is one of my favorites.
Yeah, Scrooge is one of my favorites.
It's great, though.
And he's getting driven in a cab by Buster Poindexter.
Yes.
But die hard... That's what everyone says, Jimmy!
But who was it?
When so-and-so saw his mother, Niagara Falls!
He's like, yeah, it's a $40 piece of meat.
That was his brother, right?
Yeah, it was Brian Doyle Murray's dad.
He goes, hey, I got you a gift.
Is it a choo-choo?
No, it's two pounds of veal.
We're gonna eat later.
It's not even yours.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I just don't like it.
Bitch hit me with a toaster.
It's just not the best Christmas movie.
I'd rather watch Scrooge.
I'd rather watch Christmas Vacation.
I'd rather watch Home Alone.
Home Alone, Christmas Vacation, Die Hard.
Not that I didn't... I used to love Christmas Story as a kid, but you see it on a loop on TNT every year.
They do play it way too much.
It's kind of like all the Rockies.
They keep playing it and you're like, I've had enough.
This was not your generation's Christmas movie.
You liked some of the classics, basically, right?
You liked it because it was something that was very much Christmas to you.
But our generation... That's not true.
I think It's a Wonderful Life is overrated.
Oh, I think that is, too.
Well, for the time, though, it was pretty, you know... It was iconic!
Yeah, you mean where the pharmacist crushes the kid's Eustachian tube with a, like, rotty piper with a tin cup?
The pharmacist?
I didn't know!
They're putting rat poison in smack!
Oh, fuck!
Like, it's just, I'm sitting there like, he's beating the hell out of a kid!
Can we bring up that scene?
What's the deal with the pharmacist?
He's smacking the kid!
He's like the Bash Brothers walking in, like, oh, you kid!
You know I don't pay you your child labor!
Smack!
Dude, other parents were just allowed to hit you until the late 90s.
That's true.
It really is a relatively recent thing.
I got spanked by a lot of other parents.
I got hit by neighbors and it was fine.
Okay, you want, sorry, sorry Pops Crowder because he's out there watching this.
This is such a sad story.
I'm sure he really appreciates you getting into it.
So my... Live.
Oh dear.
Hold on.
You can't take it back.
What is he saying right now?
No, this isn't live.
I want to see if I hear from the record.
I'm like, no!
Okay.
So my dad, his father was a military man.
He was a colonel in the Air Force.
And he actually flew every day.
He would train all the fighter pilots out there, out of Michigan, and would have been a general if not for the whole... He had to have an education requirement, which... Anyway, he was a military officer.
He was a military man his whole life.
So he was pretty tough on his kids.
And my dad didn't really know.
I don't know how he ended up finding out.
Maybe he can come in here a little bit and clarify the story, because I might be getting something wrong.
Went into his class and, uh... I feel so bad telling the story.
Well, not bad enough to stop, apparently.
No, it's not bad, but he just went in and he goes, uh, hey, whatever his name is, like, hey, Mr. Thomas, my dad wanted me to give you this letter first day of class.
The teacher goes, your dad?
Yeah.
Opened it up.
My dad was forced to hand his teacher a letter, handwritten by his dad, that said, Please know I grant you any and all authority to use any methods available at your disposal to keep young Darren in line.
And he said the teacher just read it and kind of...
All right, kid, go take a seat.
He's like the nicest guy in the world.
He felt so bad for him.
Man, what is his home life like that day?
Oh, poor thing.
His dad was like, beat my kid's ass.
Yeah, pretty much.
And parents used to have a mutual beatings agreement.
But they didn't send him in with a note as to remove all doubt.
Here's that scene from It's a Wonderful Life.
Oh, okay, where the pharmacist beats the hell out of the kid?
Yeah, yeah, what a wonderful classic.
That's enough.
That's a colored version.
I know that boy's in sick!
Oh jeez!
He goes in for more!
I don't know what you're doing.
Is he bleeding from the ear?
Yeah!
That's enough.
That's a colored version.
He's bobbing and weaving.
You'd think as the pharmacist you would have some medicine for your own spine.
Yeah.
Guy's just like hunched over and crooked.
Yeah, I'm gonna punch in the ears till they bleed.
No, that was just, that was his, he was taking the old, uh, the old, uh, uh, Angelo Dundee, or sorry, the custom auto peek-a-boo style.
Yeah, the old... I'm like, ah, I'm gonna get the best of this kid!
Ah, I feel alive again!
Swing and a miss!
Oh my gosh.
He died of influenza.
Stop!
For crying out loud.
People just don't remember how awful those things were.
Not awful, but it's just... But people were terrible to kids.
Some of them were.
No, it was way more common.
Think about that.
But I also think now it's like people, you have helicopter parents who hover and do too much.
Well, you know, it is a swinging pendulum, but that does feel a lot better than me.
I like the fact that I don't hit my kid.
I'm totally going to spank my kids.
I'm not going to hit them.
I'm going to spank them.
You do what you like.
Because I know that for me, were you spanked?
Yes, of course.
Quarterback, you must have been spanked.
He was never spanked, I was just beaten.
My parents used it sparingly when I deserved it and needed the correction.
They corrected me in a lot of other ways first.
Yes, I know that there were instances in my life Where a timeout would not have cut it.
I've only ever had to swat on the diaper.
After that, after they get out of diapers, it's pretty much their... Oh, really?
Yeah, they're totally fine.
No, that didn't work for me.
Guess you wouldn't hit Joe Biden.
Well, no, he's got a diaper.
I mean... It's a lot of cushion there.
It's more of like a shock.
You're like making a smash burger.
I can't do it because I just ruined his Dockers the weekend at Camp David's.
Over.
Look at all that.
It's everywhere.
I told you brown Dockers.
Is this what a horse is?
Is this what a guy just eats soup?
You've got to be ready for that if you're a dad.
It's like the fly in the opening scene of Men in Black on the windshield.
Oh yes.
Solid part in here.
Yeah, well, we can't all be Gerald.
No, I know, with his perfect poop.
With his perfect regularity.
Yes, sir.
For crying out loud.
I don't know what he does.
He could give out his poop as a Christmas present.
He could.
Looks like a candy bar.
Hey, you should be a donor for fecal transplants.
I should.
Do we have any updates on the trial?
Yeah, by the way.
Yeah, there's still a jury still talking.
There's still a jury.
Does anyone have any info that you would like to get us?
That we could.
Is Philip Seymour Hoffman playing a ginger on the stand right now?
Oh no, does he?
He's dead.
Well, as long as he doesn't scream the N-word at the top of his lungs, he's actually doing better than most gingers.
Who is this guy?
I've seen him before, right?
I don't know.
He's one part Brothers Grimm.
Is he maybe just in my fantasies?
He's one part Brothers Grimm looking.
There's a guy who no woman really wants.
No, he looks like a guy who should only dwell at the bottom of the ocean because it can't deal with sunlight.
He looks like he's into meatball subs and masturbation.
It's like his two hobbies.
Yeah, well he combines them.
And he doesn't need to order the footlong.
It's just a waste of money.
It feels like his doctor would just go, do you really want me to keep telling you?
Like, why do you even come in?
Yes.
Yeah, really.
Honestly.
I mean, come on.
This story is... How much of this can you take?
You know, this story basically writes itself.
You even wrote a story about it and asked me to read it.
You know, I'm not a psychologist.
You're just very, very sick.
You have the hair of the ginger on evening shade, you're a clown.
I don't know what's worse, that you were born a ginger, or that your body is so repulsed by your ginger hair that it's now evacuating it.
The only good genes are on your body.
Yes.
And they're not that good, they're old Lois genes.
They are.
They're better than the ones your parents cursed you with.
Yeah, your 23 and me is, um, I mean it just says retarded.
I looked up your 23 and it's just an avatar of Cuba Gooding as Radio.
It's just a white sheet of paper that says, I heart cake.
But who doesn't?
I mean, I do love cake.
I bet you I'd be... Look at that dumbass lady with a mask!
There's just someone wearing a mask like COVID's still a thing.
I know, when's that gonna stop?
When are they gonna put a mask on this guy?
And by mask, I mean duct tape.
How many flight attendants have to get punched in the face until we realize masks are pointless?
It's really more of a target.
It really is.
It just starts an argument.
And it acts like grip tape to catch the knuckle so that it doesn't even... I mean, even fighters get Vaseline!
I guess you don't like wearing a mask, but you don't mind being duct-taped to a chair.
Oh, so this is the Ahmaud Arbery thing?
Yeah.
Ahmaud Arbery.
Aubrey.
Well, I bet she's probably, like, compromised.
Yeah, well... This is one of the guys that... Shot.
You know.
Well, I don't know if he's the shooter.
I thought it was a slider fellow.
Was he the guy who was filming?
Uh, there.
I don't know.
Oh, so he is trash.
Well, could be.
I don't know.
I don't know.
All I know is they were claiming Ahmaud Arbery was out for a jog, and I'm like, I definitely wasn't out for a joke.
Here's the thing, there's a whole bunch of crap that doesn't line up in that case and I don't have as nearly as much of a vested interest because this is very clear though, the Kyle Rittenhouse cases, it's incredibly clear that they want to, if Kyle Rittenhouse is convicted, that is tantamount to telling all of you that you have no right to self-defense and they want you all to be so terrified to use it.
I don't think that people, let's say these guys in Ahmaud Arbery, if they are convicted of manslaughter, it's not going to create Yeah.
Yeah.
of fear to defend yourself. People be like, well you know what I guess I
should double-check before I aim a loaded shotgun at somebody. Yeah.
Regardless of whether he was jogging or not. In other words, I don't think Ahmaud
Arbery deserved to be shot. Now he did reach for the gun and fought with the
guy and then you have two people who are afraid for their life. That being said,
someone shouldn't have a loaded gun aimed at them even if they're not
jogging. Yeah. He was not in the commission of a crime, like in the middle of
committing a crime like the dead well maybe it was Who knows?
But at least he wasn't burning a building to the ground.
It wasn't a violent crime.
Yeah, they didn't know.
Well, I mean, yeah.
Regardless of what he could have been, in this case, I think it's pretty obvious that something went wrong in these guys.
One in the right, where with Kyle, clearly it's becoming more and more apparent that he did nothing wrong except...
Arguably, go there.
Yeah.
Depending on what your version of wrong is.
Well, let's bring this down to a book.
We don't want to muddy the waters.
Well, that's what I mean by this.
That's exactly what they're trying to do.
Muddy the waters.
Which one is it?
Is it the ginger guy?
Or is it the ginger pedophile who rapes kids?
I don't know.
It's all the same.
Guilty!
That way, for half the country that's gonna half-listen to it anyway, get it confused and are like, well, Rittenhouse shot a bunch of black people.
This guy binds meatball subs!
That's the takeaway.
Alright, Gibbon, what do you got for us?
Yeah, so the last update for the Rittenhouse trial is that the jurors have requested a bunch of videos, and so the prosecutors are huddled around the prosecution table trying to find those exhibits for them, and Richards, who's a crew cut defense attorney, has said he's going to look into how many times jurors can legally view evidence.
Jers, were you paying attention?
Yeah, what is the... What, were you playing Q-Bert on your phone the entire time?
How many days do we need?
For crying out loud, like, oh, could I see that one again?
What?
What?
You're not sure that he was hitting the head with a skateboard?
You're not sure that the gun was aimed at him?
What part are you not clear on at this point for crying out loud?
I would have asked your Honor.
Someone's hanging this up.
Someone is hanging this up right now.
It's the same coward in every film.
Like, I have a wife and family.
You said you'd kill me last.
I lied.
You know, that kind of shit.
Yeah, exactly.
I gave you a small fortune.
I can't substantiate this, but if you've seen some of the rumor mills out there, this is very much a plausible thing that two people on the jury are holding it up and they're scared, right?
That's what they're saying.
I don't know.
Someone said that from a U.S.
They got a tip from a U.S.
Marshal, which is total bullshit.
Yeah, I agree.
I understand that.
But it is possible.
There's a rumor out there that there are people on the jury that are a little bit scared, and those could be the people holding this up.
I have no idea.
We have no idea how this is going, but if we had to guess, it happened in the Chauvin trial They've been trying to take pictures.
They successfully videoed the jury one time.
Do you think the jury was unaware that something was going on when a police officer from the court or a deputy walks over and takes away a camera from somebody?
Or a phone?
And says you have to delete this?
Like, do you think they don't know what's going on?
I don't know.
Do you think they don't know that they could be doxxed?
Your Honor, leading the witness, why don't you tell me?
I'm asking questions!
You answer them, sir!
Jesse Finch.
You're out of order.
You can't handle this sandwich!
Alright, here, look.
Let me give you a recap, then, as we're waiting for the jurors to stop being nincompoops.
What was the selection?
What?
Criteria.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I can follow you.
Yeah, so I can call out the clips that don't What were the criteria for the jury?
Like, hey, are you or have you ever been a mongoloid?
Accepted.
Do you know what video evidence looks like?
When you see and hear something, do you remember it?
Yeah.
Right now the judge is like, you know guys, I just gave that whole speech about how you guys aren't dumb and you're making me look bad.
You're dumb?
You're making me look like a horse's ass.
You're asking for video that we must have watched 19 times.
I know it because I wrote it down in my book.
Very boring!
Had to watch video 19 times!
Before I dismiss with prejudice.
I mean, I just want to get to that part.
Are you watching the movie Runaway Jury on your phone?
There's a trial in front of you.
For crying out loud!
Stop watching jury movies.
Not to mention you, Bob, where you were... I saw you watching Far From Home the other day and that yellow lab... It's totally unrealistic.
That yellow lab would not live with him in the wild under a canoe.
But we've already had that conversation.
The point is...
Stop wasting my time.
Are you watching The Judge?
I love my son.
That's not accurate.
We have a good bond.
Your Honor, I'm watching a movie called Time to Kill a Pedophile.
Yeah, it's good.
Which is actually just the footage from this trial.
It's really weird.
I'm meeting him together.
It's a documentary.
Well, listen, we're not allowed to admit that in court, but yes, I do have that on a loop.
It's a... I believe you call it a jife?
It's a snuff film I can relate to.
Yeah, you know.
It's got something for everybody.
I actually send it out in my digital Christmas cards.
I put on a little Santa hat when he goes, oh!
But I turn it into, oh, oh, oh!
It kind of sounds like, ho, ho, ho.
It's a bit like Marley and Me, except no one ever loved him.
He just caused trouble, and you're happy when it ends.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Matter of fact, it's actually the exact opposite of Marley and Me, because I didn't want the dog to die.
But you know what?
At least dogs have the sense to go die alone.
Pedophiles, they want to, when they're dying, they want to be cuddled by kids.
I say no.
I say no.
Alright.
So.
Is that your recap?
No, let me give you a recap of the prosecution.
I love this judge.
I want to buy him a beer.
I know, right?
I can't buy him a beer during this.
He'll be like, I can't take your Schlitz!
No!
That would be swaying the judge.
But maybe a Pabst after?
Maybe.
It's a blue ribbon winning beer.
Maybe Milwaukee's best.
Well, they burned it down.
We can't have that anymore.
But, you know, Schlitz!
Strohs?
Strohs fire brewed.
Strohs.
That's fire brewed.
A little known fact, all beers fire brewed.
Kind of like when Miller Lite says triple hopped, all beers triple hopped.
They're all a bunch of assholes who spend money on marketing.
It's like 99% budget on marketing, 1% on beer.
Ah, well they gotta get the urine from somewhere.
Yeah, the point is though, those bottles are great to break over the heads of pedophiles after that.
And then when you break it over the head of one pedophile, you now have a stabbing weapon for the other pedophile.
It's a knife.
It's a pedo knife.
It really is.
Babes.
Bop!
Bang!
Boom!
Bang!
Three dead pedophiles!
And then you twist it so the wound won't close.
John Travolta face-off.
You know, one time I had this pedophile.
I stabbed him with a potato peeler outside of a Dairy Queen.
Very nice.
Very nice.
I had a nice little pedophile plug on that when I pulled it out.
Didn't even drop my blizzard or ruin my appetite.
Well, I didn't drop my blizzard, but I did turn it upside down and said, look at that!
Hey!
Yeah!
As he bled out, you know.
Oh, wow.
You know.
And then I went and got another blizzard, because I was like, why did I dump my delicious dessert on that dead pedophile?
If anything, the cold soothed his wounds!
So then I realized I had some rubbing alcohol in the back of my truck and I squirted that all over the pedophile's potato peel, you know?
It was a misfire, which, oh, I just did.
You know, the salt for the ice.
I just threw it on him.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Let me go through the prosecution highlights and the defense highlights.
Okay.
Here's important to note, before we go back to the written house, as they're asking for all this footage.
Yeah, and we're monitoring this, so if anything happens, we will break the news.
Binger has a long history of this, to be clear.
Binger is an anti-self-defense prosecutor.
In 2017, he tried and he failed to prosecute a truck driver for gearing a gun in the cab.
I'm surprised that there are any truck drivers who don't have guns.
Yeah.
Yeah, why wouldn't you have one?
How would you prevent yourself from being raped at a truck stop if you don't have a gun?
Have you seen Joyride?
That's why I don't have a gun.
Yeah.
Candy cane.
I like a good rain.
It washes everything clean.
And I got a Glock.
Alright, I'm gonna go on the next channel.
Then on channel 54.5 AM, I like a good rain.
Smith and Wesson, man!
I'm going to 56.7.
Still me.
Enjoy rain.
He just tries to fake like he's Casey Kasem.
On today's Top 40 Hits...
I know, it's still you, son of a bitch.
How are we going to get away from this trucker?
I don't know, go much faster?
Rent a car?
I don't know, get outside of a 200 yard radius?
Here's what you shouldn't do.
I don't know, stop somewhere?
At a seedy hotel?
Don't taunt him with pink champagne, you dumb piece of shit.
This is what I'm thinking.
These are just guidelines.
They kind of deserve them.
You do you.
Okay, so and then on Monday before the argument started, just to be clear for those who don't know, the gun charge was dismissed because, and this is the one thing I said could stick depending on how someone wanted to interpret the law, but the judge took it upon himself, which I hope he does with mistrial with prejudice at this point, because he knew.
The law makes it clear that a 17 year old can have a long gun and watch the moment where the prosecution even realizes, you know, they screwed the pooch.
You can stipulate that it does not meet what I've stated are the requirements and if it is out of compliance.
If the barrel length is less than 16 inches or an overall length less than 26 inches then I'll deny the motion.
If it does not meet those specifications, then this defense motion will be granted.
You're not disputing that the barrel length is appropriate?
Is it legal?
It is not a short-barreled shotgun, or a short-barreled rifle, yes.
Either by barrel or by overall length?
Correct.
All right.
And count to six is dismissed.
The only short-barreled shotgun I want to see is in his mouth.
Was he a politician?
Because he's like, was it legal?
And he's like, it was not.
He just wouldn't say it was not illegal.
Yeah.
He wouldn't say it.
But the judge did it.
I just wish there were some smart mouth juror.
Why don't you find your own sort of shotgun, place it in your mouth, do us all a favour?
Yes, you should taste it.
Yes, I want you to taste the cold steel in the back of your uvula, and I want you, the last thought that goes through your mind is the sack of excrement you are defending the worst among us, like child rapists.
And I want you to remember this face, doing this, that's laughing at you.
I now go by Caitlin.
Yes.
And I hit and run.
Binger, I'm hoping you can defend me.
I killed a man and became a lady.
It was a life-changing experience.
I mean, I guess I can repeat this.
Binger said that you forfeit your right to self-defense if you bring a gun, which is of course not true.
That's actually the whole reason that you have a gun, is to exercise your God-given right to self-defense.
Exactly.
They know you can't claim self-defense against an unarmed man like this.
You lose the right to self-defense when you're the one who brought the gun.
When you're the one creating the danger.
When you're the one provoking other people.
Look, the left says Me Too is victim-blaming.
That blames all women who have concealed carry permits if they use it against a rapist.
Or pepper spray.
Anything.
Any weapon.
Look, the whole thing is when someone's trying to rape or kill you, you want to create as much of an unfair advantage as possible.
Do you know what he said in the second part there?
You create the dangerous situation.
Ah!
So you're saying the rioters and looters, people threatening other people that I will kill you, shoot me, burning stuff.
Hitting a guy with a fire extinguisher or whatever they hit him with.
They're not creating a dangerous situation, but the mere presence of a gun on me creates a dangerous situation.
Really.
Not on the rioters like Gage.
No, no, no.
For crying out loud, just think about it for a second.
They were pushing a dumpster fire into a gas station.
I'm afraid to even pull up to a pump while I have a cigar in the car.
I almost wish they had been successful and everybody else would have run out because I don't think they would have made it out.
Not to mention how stupid they were, though.
Nobody even left the gas station.
It's just a fiery dumpster coming our way.
Hey, you don't think we should move out of the way, do you?
You know what?
I also probably shouldn't have worn tap dancing shoes right next to the pump.
We all have our mistakes.
Oh, this footage is gold.
Don't move.
This is a good angle.
We're breaking into a house where someone's asleep and you wore tap shoes?
Well, they're really more spark-plug shoes.
Ah, shit.
Made by Acme.
It was a bad day to... Picked a bad day to do a Fred Astaire.
Have my accurate-to-scale Fred Astaire costume.
You and your Lord of the Dance kick.
And I shouldn't have wanted to racetrack.
Cha-cha-cha.
Um, and of course this is what we showed earlier where Kraus said that Kyle brought a gun to a fistfight.
So we'll recap this and then go through the defense's arguments.
And I actually don't think the defense's arguments were very good closing arguments.
I think that's why we find ourselves in the quagmire here.
So please listen and don't get mad at me.
I obviously believe that Kyle should get off completely scot-free and then should never
have to work again because he should sue every single news organization and
the city for millions of dollars, okay?
But I don't think that the defense made the best closing arguments. But first let me
go to the prosecution. This is of course where they said that he brought fists to a
thing. But let's assume for a minute, yeah, Joseph Rosenbaum is chasing after the defendant because he
wants to do some physical harm to him.
He's an unarmed man.
This is a bar fight.
This is a fist fight.
This is a fight that maybe many of you have been involved in.
Mr. Bingham said he brought a gun to a fist fight.
He's too cowardly to use his own fists to fight his way out.
Oh, really?
He has to start shooting.
He's so cowardly.
Is that a fact, Mojo?
Can I use your tits as speed bags?
Are you still mad that Pee Wee stole your bike?
Francis.
Okay.
Why is Pee Wee so mad at you?
I forget the move.
I don't know.
One way or the other.
It's my bike now, Pee Wee.
So, I Guess This Fight means, again, like we said, Rosenbaum gets to keep his chain.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's not a weapon, just because it's a weapon.
Well, here, bring out the clip.
That's a chain!
Left hand.
Look, it's not just that he has a chain.
It's not just that he has a balaclava over his face.
It's not just that he looks like Casper the pedophile rapist ghost without his shirt on.
It's all of it in tandem.
And why do you think you take your shirt off and wrap it around your face to begin with?
You didn't have it...
Like that earlier.
Are you in the process of thinking you're about to get into something that you don't want your face on camera for?
Is that possibly what's going on here?
I don't know.
Maybe because you're walking around with a bag of your belongings that were given to you by the place you were incarcerated.
I can't hold my bag of prescriptions because that's my chain hand!
No, that's my chain hand.
It said, I gotta hold the chain in this hand.
Ah, quite the quandary.
He didn't even get home before he started a problem.
Yeah, he didn't even get home.
That's the guy they let out of jail that day.
And how did he find a chain so quickly?
Well, they were handing them out.
Well, I'm sure, yeah.
I'm sure they were everywhere.
Uh, yes!
There were weapons everywhere, but the only bad one was on Rittenhouse.
Did he get out of the asylum where they discharged him that day and it was like Morgan Freeman where Andy Dufresne's like, go to the end of a fence.
Under a tree.
You'll find a box.
In it, a chain and child pornography.
Yeah, they give him back what they arrested him for.
Yeah.
They're like, and here's your chain that you can use as a weapon.
Again.
Here's your stack of boy's life.
Right.
Right now he's just sanding a boat in the beaches of hell with Michael Jackson.
Boy, I guess we finally did, uh... The boat never sands.
It never sands.
It never smooths.
It's always rough.
Well, Pedophile Hell still has beaches.
It just doesn't have kids.
It's got everything.
It's got zero reason to go to the beach for them.
It's literally paradise except for children.
That's all it is.
It's just heaven without kids.
And that is their hell.
Yep.
Well, you can eat buffet, but I mean, why?
What's the point, Michael?
The only naked things they will see are 21 and older, so they're pissed off.
He just shows up, he thinks he's in heaven until he looks at the old poster of Little Rascals and they start fading like the kids in the sandlot.
Do we time travel to get them to reappear?
There's no DeLorean, bro.
Wait!
They just disappeared.
Quick!
Tell me!
Does Fred Savage live here?
I must know!
Does Fred Savage live here?
Fred Savage now or Little Monsters?
Little Monsters!
Any Fred!
Any Fred Savage!
I'll take whatever I can get!
Ben?
Is Ben Savage here?
No, but we have Topanga.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah, I just threw up.
Macaulay?
All right.
I don't want to show this.
Do we have to show the skateboard guy being beaten in the head again?
I don't want to show it.
No, I don't want to do that.
Look, guys, if you hit somebody with a skateboard, it can cause real damage.
And possibly kill them.
Don't forget that Judge Schroeder chewed out Krauss for lying during his rebuttal twice.
He knows darn well that the Zeminskis are charged by my office and they have a Fifth Amendment right.
This is a criminal defense attorney.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop!
Look how that guy can't even turn his body down.
Let me ask you to step out for a moment, would you?
Jury, I'm gonna beat the hell out of these guys.
...because the statement which was made by Mr. Krause was not accurate, at least as regards Mrs. Zeminsky.
Any questions?
Go ahead, Mr. Krause.
Mrs. Zeminsky was charged and convicted by my office.
Mr. Zeminsky still has pending charges.
Attorney Richards knows that he has a Fifth Amendment right to not testify.
He went right back to it.
The only guy who in a paintball game would be easier to hit sideways.
You have to slim the profile.
I can't.
You know he's just going to be moody all the time.
Of course.
I love that he gets two sentences back into it.
Your Honor!
I mean, come on!
I'd have half a mind to kick his ass!
Oh, me too!
You won't be getting a cheese basket from me, you know.
Yes, I will.
So here's the thing.
So the judge dismissed because it is legal.
And I talked about this.
I said, well, it's one of those things that's sort of left to interpretation, right?
That being said, of course, you have 17-year-olds, I think 16-year-olds, but certainly 17-year-olds
who hunt in Wisconsin.
We're from the Midwest.
We know it's a hunting culture.
That's also why they have open carry.
Their open carry laws are actually way more relaxed than at least until recently, Texas.
And same thing with knives, because people hunt a lot.
I believe that actually Michigan has the highest accident rates with deer of any state, which surprised me,
because I thought, well, you would have it in another state, like, I don't know, Wyoming or something.
But I think it's sort of the combination of population density and still having so many deer.
They're everywhere.
Yeah, they're everywhere.
They're everywhere, like in the immediate suburbs of Detroit.
And then, of course, you still have people living in Grand Rapids.
They get hit in drive-bys because they're just in the lawn, you know.
Crying out loud.
Well, no, when COVID hit, dude, they were like all over my front yard and I had never seen them.
By the way, do you know that that's free food?
Yeah.
There's meatbags running around.
Meatbags.
And they have no defenses whatsoever.
Speed.
That's it.
The only thing more useless in the wild is a cow.
Well, that's the most.
No chance.
Yeah, that's the most meatbag.
A bear telling another bear about a cow, the other bear would think he's full of shit.
Yeah, it's like, look, no, it just stands there.
It just stands there.
It eats and gets really big.
It does nothing.
It sounds terrifying.
They have no natural defenses whatsoever.
And they're slow.
Well, what, are they camouflaged?
They're literally white with black spots.
And green background.
You mean to tell me there are white with black spotted cows that are incapable of running And incapable of any sort of natural defenses.
You don't mean to tell me that those things are just roaming this forest and we haven't killed all of them?
So they have tiny little pogo stick legs, but they don't hop?
Yeah.
That's right.
And if you just tip them over, they lose their shit and they can't do anything about it.
And they're really dumb.
They probably won't even run when you go towards them.
Yeah.
He's like, I've been trying to get these salmon out of the river this whole time.
I know they're clever little bastards.
Not these guys.
Why are you eating all that fish anyway, Mercury Bear?
Yeah, it's a problem.
You should get yourself some nice krill.
What's the...
What the fuck?
Maybe every now and then, you know, a little avocado toast wouldn't kill you.
Get up to the good saturated fats, but the monosaturated fats, the good kind, Mr. Grizzly.
So the Berenstains invite me over to their house.
Get this, not Jewish, Christian.
I had no idea.
What a surprise.
Turns out it was just one big marketing pun.
Yeah, I didn't even know.
Boy, was my face red.
I showed up with the little, you know, the... I don't know.
I forget the Jewish thing.
Okay.
Dreadle?
What's the thing on the door that the Jews have the cross?
Not the cross, but the thing.
It's not the cross!
That would be incredibly insulting.
The nail!
The nail!
The left thing.
It's like a little tube.
It kind of looks like a... What's it called?
I don't remember.
What?
The... I don't know.
Is it a mezuzah?
Mezuzah!
Isn't it a mezuzah?
Isn't it a nail?
I totally knew that.
It's not a nail.
It's a tube.
What is it?
What is a mezuzah?
I think it's a nail.
It's not a nail.
I don't know if it's... I'm not saying because they nailed our Savior to a cross.
That's debatable.
That's in bad taste if it is.
It's not debatable.
But that's not the point right now.
Wasn't it the Romans?
I thought that a mezuzah, or you need to nail something to the door is maybe what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that might be what it is.
It's parchment that is written on what must be the skin of a kosher animal, the purpose of the mezuzah is to act as a reminder of God's presence, and they... I think they nail it on the door?
Yeah.
On the door frame.
And it's always an angle.
The door post, right.
My buddy Joey Mezuzah, though, is Italian.
What?
My buddy Joey Mezuzah, he's Italian.
He's not even Jewish.
Just like I like the way it sounds.
Yeah, Mr. Mazooza.
We call him the Zoo.
The Zoo.
Joey Mazooza.
You want your Iraq fixed?
I do that.
Yeah, they call me the Zookeeper.
All right, so keep in mind, and this is where also, just so you know, how the deck is stacked against everyday Americans.
We've had this before where we've been fact-checked.
Okay, let me present to you, and then remind me so that I don't forget the time we were fact-checked by PolitiFact or Snopes about the Sweden rape shit.
So PolitiFact still is doubling down on the claim that Kyle illegally carried his gun.
They won't stop with it.
No, this is what they wrote.
They wrote, Judge Bruce... Is it Schroeder or Schreider?
How's it pronounced?
I don't know.
Schreider?
Schreider.
Schreider.
Judge Bruce Schreider recently dismissed a misdemeanor charge of possession of a dangerous weapon by a person under 18 against Kyle Rittenhouse.
Okay, so I'm just reading you some of the block quotes here.
Readers asked us if this made the fact check below invalid.
The fact check saying that he illegally carried a firearm.
Right.
We don't think so.
Oh.
Here's why.
In August 2020, we fact-checked a claim that it was perfectly legal for Rittenhouse to possess an AR-15 without parental supervision.
Our reporting found that it was far from perfectly legal and that it was, in fact, legally murky.
That's why we rated the claim false.
Keep in mind, these are the people who said, what was it, 5,000 lies from Donald Trump in his first year?
That was also PolitiFact, Snopes, they all get together, Washington Post, and it was things like him saying Tuesday when it was a Wednesday.
We had Lee Dorn on here.
I think it was 50 lies that we went through from Washington Post and how trivial they were.
This is not trivial.
It is perfectly legal.
The judge said it's perfectly legal because the law says it's perfectly legal.
Again, what is the point here if they cannot overturn the Second Amendment in the courts?
And I want to be really clear about something here for people who are not paying attention.
If you look at Heller versus DC, the dissenting opinions were not limit on magazine capacities.
It was not, oh, is it a vertical grip?
No, it was, you legally, as a private citizen, you have no legal right to own a firearm whatsoever.
That's what they tried to do in the courts.
And it was, and it was close!
Keep in mind.
The landmark case.
Yeah.
Heller versus DC.
And what they are doing now is saying, even if we can't win it through the courts, we are going to... it's going to be trial by mob, of which the media is complicit and a part, and they try to remove us because we're not a part of the mob, right?
So they try to make you think that we're the violent ones, even though we have yet to burn anything down or shoot anybody.
So it's trial by mob to intimidate you, and then the people who are considered Authoritative sources by the biggest companies who've ever existed, Facebook, Twitter, Alphabet, YouTube, Apple, Amazon, right?
These fact-checkers say, even though the law, even though the precedent, even though the judge says it's legal, we say no.
They want you to think it's not, because they want you to be afraid to exercise your rights.
Hey, kids in Wisconsin, 17-year-olds in Wisconsin, you can carry a rifle.
The law says you can.
PolitiFact is full of shit.
I hope I've clarified that for you.
Everyone clear?
Any questions?
That makes sense, yeah.
Unlike PolitiFact.
Yeah, well, using the term legally murky is what you put because you can't write illegal.
Yes.
You might as well just leave it at legal.
Right.
And legally murky can only be justified by them saying that they don't quite understand it.
That's how they can even put it out there.
Like, look, we're just really dumb.
I mean, have we had a case that we can point to maybe where a judge has ruled on what the law says?
I don't follow case law.
I'm too busy reading PolitiFact!
I'm too busy snooping!
Must be murky.
Do you have any idea how busy it is to Reuters?
I mean, you guys have pointed it out that we need to change our fact, but we don't think we're wrong, still confronted with facts.
By the way, so we got fact-checked a long time ago.
This was one early on when we were, you know, a website, Light Earth Cracker.
And by the way, all sources and references are available at lightearthcracker.com.
I should have said it.
And if you want us, okay, if you want us to stay here live For as long as we can today, until the verdict comes in.
I don't know when that's going to be.
Well, we don't know when that's going to be.
If we do it, then we're not going to do a show tomorrow.
So, look, if there is, what should we do?
20,000 likes in 5 minutes?
Do what we're at?
No, no.
20,000 likes in five minutes means that we cover, we do a long stream today until this verdict comes in.
But if it doesn't, then you lose it.
You lose your shot.
You lose your shot.
You only get one shot.
I mean, we'll cover.
We'll celebrate when the verdict comes in, but we're not going to be streaming all day.
Only if the verdict comes in.
Yeah, I'm very curious at this point if they will, because this does just seem like stalling.
I think he comes in today.
We're at 84, by the way.
Yeah, I know, but when did we start?
When I said 20,000 likes in five minutes.
If it's 20,000 likes in five minutes, we will stay on here and just know that we might have to eat a little something live on air.
We might have to take some snack breaks.
You might see me piss in Ben Shapiro's Tumblr.
Well, that's what it's for.
Is this live in the courtroom?
Are they still in there right now from what I'm looking at on monitor here?
Let's see.
What are they doing there?
They could just be, you know, arguing.
Shut up, you faceless tub of goo.
1255 Central is when we're calling the likes.
Get your friends on there.
I have no vested interest in this.
I don't even want to tip the scale.
I got you faceless tub of goo.
1255 Central is when we're calling the likes.
Get your friends on there.
I have no vested interest in this.
I don't even want to tip the scale.
It's just if we have to stream.
He's tipping the scale.
He can't find a scale.
says it should be an open court.
No!
That guy, camera X is on the waiting station.
The jury may feel uncomfortable, obviously.
So I think if the court makes specific findings as to why it's appropriate in this case to
send it back, we could send it.
Actually, what I would propose is making the courtroom the jury room, clearing out the courtroom, checking for any devices that would be recording the deliberations.
We can either give them all the exhibits and extract them to only watch the numbers that we agree on or that are allowed, or we can put them on a separate drive Yeah, because you guys have such a good track record with technology.
Well, just hearing the idea is exhausting.
Imagine the process.
Imagine how exhausted this guy is having to speak for more than two minutes.
I can't.
Ugh, I can hear him getting fatter.
You think at lunch he just folds lunch meat like a deck of cards and eats it whole?
survive any scrutiny on that issue if there is a... 52 pick up. Just Scooby-Doo's everything he eats.
It's...
Oh, shit.
We're already at 20?
19 right now.
Stop!
the president of the last hundreds of years.
We are now all dumber for having heard.
He's trying to over-emphasize some aspect of the exhibit.
He says that you should be playing all at once.
You said 20, correct?
I played it all.
Oh, shit.
And, uh, what did you say?
19 right now.
You should be playing as much as you want.
Stop!
I don't want to stream all day.
My intellect tells me to be serious.
Yeah, it's two years old for Rosenbaum.
I talked about Zarnaev case.
That's how it got solved.
And, uh.
Yeah.
Rosenbaum.
Rosenbaum.
Rosenbaum couldn't stomach Home Alone 2.
He was like, you know.
You don't get him at the end?
No, I mean, Home Alone 2, you should have stopped at one.
You leave while you're on top.
Yeah, come on.
Don't let them age out of the role.
For their respective use of it, I think they should be allowed to do so without interference on our part.
That has not been the law in this country, which in my estimation treats jurors very poorly.
And, um, and, um, so I don't know.
Your office, this is the first for me that your office is agreeable to this.
But that doesn't mean you can't do it.
You can't.
Usually, the only time I've ever encountered this issue, I can't speak to everyone that's been in my office the last few years, the only time I've ever encountered this issue with you or any judge, I believe, is because it's a statement.
And the video of the incident... It's only funny because it's totally believable.
I know.
It's not a part of that.
It seems like it didn't happen.
And what the court must weigh is whether these will aid the jury in proper consideration of the case.
I think Kyle's gonna get up and just go, look, just say guilty.
prejudice by submission of the exhibit they've already been submitted and then
improper use I understand how I think Kyle's gonna get up and just go look
just say guilty I just want this guy to shut up and stopped and rewound how that could be an issue but if
it of an actual incident like this 20 which is all trial has given is
showing you all John order line how long was that like three minutes process it's four
minutes from 19 to 20 yeah they're making you wait I would we can either
give them if the court adopts this we can give them a drive with the
Acceptable exhibits.
Watch them give them a drive that's gonna self-destruct like Mission Impossible.
They could have access to the cork technology if everyone is kicked out.
How about you first?
Can we kick you out first?
And by kick out, I mean forklift you out the north wall in a free Willy hammock.
I can't believe Newman from Seinfeld lost his hair.
Hello, Schroeder!
A statement of a witness.
Or defendant.
By the way, I now have had the chance during the break to read the defendant's motion for dismissal and their allegations made there about the material that was provided to them.
Certainly if I follow through on what you want, I think I warned the other day because I was queasy Very queasy about this particular exhibit from the drone.
And we exchanged a lot of emails over the weekend about it.
And I think I warned you the other day that you're putting an awful lot of emphasis on this.
And if it turns out that it's not technologically sound... It's not.
According to the manual, it's not.
The situation is a house of cards.
Which proves it.
If I now allow them to review it without restriction as to the number of times?
You're comfortable with that?
We are.
Now, if I can respond at least to that portion of the motion to dismiss.
It's factually inaccurate.
So, let me go back to the first Friday of trial.
Have you seen your dick this decade?
Mr. Lukowski was testifying.
In the middle of his testimony, I got a notification that there was someone at our office.
Your Honor, I destroy bathrooms.
Destroy them.
This drone video was shown on Fox News a couple days after the incident.
You will paint the walls.
It apparently was on the internet briefly and then taken down.
The defendant's first attorney, Mr. Pierce, appeared on the Tucker Carlson Show and discussed the video and seemingly brought the video.
We've been told since then by the person who took the footage that they've sold the video to Fox News.
Now, we've had a poor quality of this video the entire time.
It's actually in Exhibit 41, which the defense submitted.
On Friday, the individual who took the footage, who we had been unable to find, came and airdropped the footage to Detective Howard.
Airdropping is a way that it just goes from phone to phone.
That's the way I get to work.
I know what airdropping is!
I'm chopper licensed!
You think I don't know?
So in the middle of Mr. Lukowski's testimony, I asked Mr. Howard to go and our investigator to go speak with this individual to see what he had.
I suspected it was this video from the Tucker Carlson Show.
It was.
Detective Howard got a airdropped copy.
He brought it into court.
As soon as the next break happened, which I believe was just minutes after he arrived, I... As soon as the next break occurred, which I believe was just minutes after Detective Howard arrived, I took all three defense attorneys in the back to discuss a couple of issues that turned out irrelevant to me.
And I also indicated that we now had a much better quality drone video.
Detective Howard asked them how they would like to proceed.
A drone flew in my mouth, your honor.
Ms.
Wisco asked if he emailed to her.
I hate it.
He emailed her the file.
I don't know why he swallowed that drone.
Now somewhere along the lines, whether it was, uh, it appears the issue is I believe Ms.
Wisco could not have an airdrop because she has an Android phone.
Going from an iPhone to a Android, it appears somehow compressed the file.
He took offense to that.
By the way, is it your assertion that you can't email something that's 11 megabytes?
Yeah.
If I if I knew how to compress files and new all this technology things I'd have a much better job
You know how to compress my head. It's more of a puck you can swallow it like a when you so so the seagulls
By the way is it your assertion that you can't email something. That's 11 megabytes. Yeah, cuz you can well. He
doesn't have the finger deck He doesn't have the finger dick.
Yeah, there's the airdrop.
I'm tired.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff you can use when it's, you know... No, I mean straight email.
Straight email.
You can airdrop a file, you just have to select full file size, because it will drop it down.
It'll ask you what size you want to send it.
Why are we even talking about this?
This is dumb.
This is stupid.
I can't agree with you more.
This is pointless.
I hate that they're giving this more weight than it deserves.
There once was a prosecutor who ate cheese puffs out of the trash.
I don't know why he ate cheese puffs out of the trash.
I guess he'll die.
I ate a cannoli out of the trash.
It was on top of the trash.
It was barely technically in the trash.
Is there a bear getting into the trash outside the courtroom?
There once was a prosecutor who played with four what appeared to be abandoned bear cubs.
I don't know why he played with at the trash for what appeared to be abandoned bear cubs.
I guess he'll die.
No.
If nature's kind, the bear cubs will take him in as one of their own.
There's this guy in the back with the jacket.
You see that jacket?
Which one?
He just sat down.
He has like this spangly jacket.
Oh, I do see him.
Oh, I do see him.
Oh, so you can email it.
Huh.
Would you shut up about your outlook shit?
Not guilty!
He just said the same thing seven times.
You have our Gmail, which means you have Google Drive, which means you can... Your Honor, I was trying Friendster.
Friendster?
I Myspaced it to him.
I Instagrammed him two things.
That is not something that we can be held accountable for.
That picture and another one.
So it automatically compressed it?
Is that your assertion?
I don't understand.
Can someone explain to me?
Look, what's going on right now?
They're saying, okay, the jury wants to see, which is stupid.
This means the jury wasn't paying attention.
I don't mean to denigrate the jury, but they weren't paying attention.
They need this again.
Now, what he's trying to say is the reason they didn't have the HD footage, keep in mind because this was not made available during discovery, this evidence was not provided to the defense, he's trying to say that it had something to do with compression, but then he also just said not long ago, about three minutes ago, that they didn't even have it, that they only saw the HD version on Tucker Carlson, so which is it?
It's both.
So here's the thing.
They said they saw it on Tucker Carlson that this happened.
Then they magically couldn't find this guy to get this footage, but they know who the guy was.
And then they finally got the footage.
Do you guys have a crack group of detectives working there?
Not gonna lie, it's like I'm on a deserted island and you're looking like a hot dog right now.
I thought I was going to intermittent fast today and then I didn't realize that, you know, this takes a lot of mental energy being here up until 1.
I know people think this is easy.
It is not.
And I've still got like 20 more clips to go through.
Let me listen to Mojo here, what he's talking about.
He's not intermittent fasting, this guy.
Is that a Laffy Taffy sandwich?
Taffy sandwich?
Parmesan meatball sandwich between airheads.
There's no such thing as Parmesan Skittles for your spaghetti.
Well, the good thing is, after this guy loses this case, he'll have a living on OnlyFans smearing marinara sauce on his tits.
Well, he's a frontrunner for my 800-pound life.
He'll get a show on TLC.
One at a time!
When he talks, it's almost like two!
On November 5th, 2021.
Kyle Reynolds is just looking at her like, you're a weird looking broad.
What is it?
Willow or something?
I'm having trouble placing you.
Is this Hocus Pocus?
I have never looked at that video on my cell phone.
Megabyte.
As soon as I received that video via email, I downloaded it to this laptop, which is the
evidentiary laptop we've been using through the duration of this trial.
This is a Lenovo.
This is a Lenovo.
POOF!
You ever heard of a Mic?
I thought that was the stenographer.
Why is she wearing a bib?
of diet coke. Ah, Lenovo bitch. Yeah, is that a diet coke on the
table there? You ever heard of that? You ever heard of a of a
mick? I thought that was the stenographer. Why is she wearing
a bib? I don't know. She went to go to the crab shack.
We did not buy that TV because of this drone video. We actually
brought it in for John Black's slowed down testimony. That was
the reason we brought this TV in.
So she's claiming, just to be clear for people who are tuning in, the defense is claiming she never received.
She's saying that she got the compressed file but she's about to say what she got again, like a second file.
This isn't the good quality video.
We didn't realize until playing them side by side, mine and then the state's, that there was any difference in quality.
That was Friday after Friday happened, I emailed both Binger and ADA Krause and I asked for an exact forensic copy of What they had given to the State Crime Lab.
ADA Krauss responded back to me, forwarded me the email he's talking about to Detective Howard, and that also contained one file named as IMG underscore zero one five nine dot MOV.
That was a four megabyte file.
Thank you.
Simultaneously, ADA Binger had been in contact with me, told me I could come pick up the file from a flash drive.
I drove here, I had him take me inside and I confirmed that this file that he said was
directly provided to the state crime lab was an 11 megabyte file, not 4.
So the information contained in the flash drive was over double the size, almost 3 times
the size as to what was emailed to me.
When ADA Krauss followed up to me with that email, forwarding me his email from Detective
Howard, it was the same four millibite file that I had gotten.
Damn it, say megabyte!
Well, she's winded from all the speaking.
That's not our responsibility.
I didn't write Outlook's software.
Outlook didn't do it on its own.
Every other piece of evidence from the state crime lab in this situation has been provided to us via Dropbox.
Dropbox provides an exact forensic copy of what they have.
Thank you, Mrs. Oswald Cobblepot.
That's interesting.
She's like, hey, you gave us evidence through Dropbox.
Why did you do it differently here?
Yeah, what's it different now?
Look at his face.
He's like, thanks.
You're going to give me the chair.
Stop it.
That's insane.
So here's the reason this matters.
They're making a mountain out of a molehill a little bit except for part one of dismissed with prejudice mistrial right is intent you have to it's good faith versus bad faith the court has already established they don't believe that it was a good faith error earlier and they're saying look this isn't good faith You're doing stuff in bad faith to us, and that's the point they're trying to make.
Now, whether they did or not, that's the other story.
Yeah.
But that's why this is such a big deal.
I just wish they would not spend so much time on it, but I agree.
Your Honor, look, they did it one way the entire time.
They did it this way the entire time because they've got nothing.
The manual says they shouldn't use it.
Hey, Binger, Binger, Binger!
Hey, Binger, Binger!
And your fat... Hey, Binger and your fat fuck friend, look at me.
Fuck you hard.
All right, rest my case.
That's not, like, seriously.
You need to stop giving them more credence than they deserve.
I'm sorry for my life, but that's all right.
No, seriously.
Look me in the eyes.
Binger.
Binger.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't look there.
Look at me.
If it was good... Fuck you hard.
If it was good faith, though, it would mean that it was so irrelevant that it was totally being looked over, and that's why it was sent over in such a careless way.
So if it was good faith, it really doesn't matter.
And then if it's the other way, it's vindictive.
Either way, it's wrong on the part of the prosecutor.
I just think spending this amount of time later in the trial is absolutely... It is innately.
I mean, there's no way around it.
It's giving more weight to this than to the hours and hours of HD footage that we have had.
All the testimony.
Absolutely.
It doesn't even matter if he did aim his gun, which he didn't.
And by the way, once we come back from the next break, I am going to try and... Sling it!
I have a sling.
I have a shotgun with a sling, but I need to figure out... It's a new sling.
I need to figure out if I can tighten the sling on it.
Will you make sure that it is not loaded?
Yes, of course I'll make sure it's not loaded and I'll show it on air.
But I'll show you what I was talking about with the sling.
Hold on a second.
Let's go back to hear what this guy is saying.
It looks like he's pissed.
I mean...
No.
There's no need to start name-calling.
He knows he's fat.
You don't need to call him Expanded.
title that we did not receive until Saturday. If it had been the same file as
No. There's no need to start name-calling. He knows he's fat. You don't need to call him
expanding. Yeah, he's not delicate. You know, by my own time I do call him Galactus.
That's a fair point.
That does not add up.
It's a different file.
It's a different file.
Not just compressed.
Dave Lando's in Naples this weekend.
That's what she said.
That's what I heard.
I'm looking at the email.
It is image0159.mov.
Listen, technology's not that difficult.
When you download a file, it goes by whatever name the file is named in the email.
right now. Even Binger's not buying this. By the way, Binger smells a fart. Listen,
technology's not that difficult. When you download a file, it goes by whatever name
the file is named in the email. And by the way, if anybody has an iPhone and you forward an image
or a file to someone it says, it literally pops up a screen and asks you file size. Your honor,
I center IMG456JPEG.
I don't know why she received zip file nipple sauce.
Your Honor, this man smells like he takes a sponge bath every other Wednesday.
Oh, no, no, this is Rosenbaum's file.
And he misses.
Oh, this is from Rosenbaum's phone.
That's a terrible video right there.
Yeah, that's a terrible video.
Oh, no, that's kids.
No, wait, that's Hunter Biden's laptop.
Oh, no, that's more... Oh, geez, they're all together.
I get them confused.
...is what the facts are, and... Oh, boy.
So that... I'll reiterate my comment.
This is pretty important that he's saying this.
He's like, are you sure you want to do this?
That's exactly what the judge is saying.
Mistrial.
this particular exhibit.
Mistrial.
Yeah, this is a high-risk strategy.
I'm betting right now based on that comment.
I was queasy about this from the beginning.
Is he trying to say queasy or quizzy?
Queasy.
You know what, if someone could bring me a Tuscan book.
I could be swayed.
I don't know.
A new Tuscan rap.
He's thinking real hard.
I need some oregano bread.
Can they go through the little toaster oven for me please?
I am hungry as a bear.
If it's a mistrial, that'll happen today and I won't have to do the show tomorrow.
Well, I don't know if it'll happen today.
He's going to let the jury come back.
But what I'm saying is he's saying, are you sure you want to put that much weight on this?
He's in silence right now.
So he also said to the attorneys that he would have them take testimony under oath about the videos.
Oh boy.
And it would require an expert testimony, which could mean suspended deliberations.
Well, that can be suspended deliberations for a long time.
Right, over this.
Well, here's the thing.
This is the problem on one side, like we just talked about with Banger, who has a history of literally trying to prosecute people legally carrying firearms.
They just want to run out the clock.
The more they run out the clock and they have the media do their bidding for them, the better it is.
I believe much too much has been made of this image.
We didn't show it in either of our closing rebuttal.
The other evidence was admitted.
Without objection.
With a stipulation to authenticity.
And I believe it should be played.
It's already been played for the jury.
And they should be brought down and we can put all the other exhibits on a thumb drive.
Hey Mr. Buzzcut.
He's pissed.
That's you dancing?
Yeah, we don't want that one in there.
No.
Look at the buzz cut guy.
He's super pissed.
Hey, how do you feel about file size 10?
He's super pissed received over objection. Hey, how do you feel about file size 10 what my show up your ass?
Although prior attorney had access to this video three days after the incident so to now claim that
That they are somehow prejudiced It's preposterous. I just you know
I know what words are.
But it is still the defendant's attorney who is charged with this crime.
And if attorney Pierce did not turn something over that he had and that he seemingly brought
to the Tucker Carlson show, that is, that also is not our responsibility.
He's throwing this Tucker thing in too to make him seem like they're right wing.
Like it's biased.
Yeah, very biased.
As Mr. Krause said, Tucker Carlson purchased that video.
That video is very dangerous.
Just make sure we tweet something out.
Hey, real quick guys, can we have them in the control room just clip this and get it up on audio?
In other words, so the show doesn't necessarily end, because otherwise it's not going to get on audio.
Can someone out there just clip it and put it up on iTunes and stuff like that, because we can't stream live?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, we'll talk to them.
And just get it out on social, that now they're actually doing something.
I would say that the one that Mr. Carlson bought, Tucker Carlson bought, is different from... It's black and white.
Ah, that one, okay.
Go ahead.
We stipulated to that video when we looked at our copy because it didn't add anything except color.
We didn't have the quality.
And that's where this whole problem starts.
And we weren't aware of the quality until after the evidence had closed on Friday when we were here and it was plugged in as Ms.
Wisco was saying.
That's when we found out there was a problem, what had been given to us versus what they had.
That's when the whole problem comes up.
So that's as to that video.
The other one, and I'll just say it because it's going to be an issue, FBI aerial with all POI'd marked.
That, when we're going over this list, has come to my attention.
I played that for the jury.
It never got marked or moved in, even though it's been played.
Are you kidding me?
I am not kidding you, Judge.
Can we put it in evidence now?
That's what I think would be the proper way to do it.
Well, let's do it.
Oh.
If the defense agrees, then all the derivatives go back.
Yeah, he just says, fuck.
Did I just hear that?
Did I just hear what I thought I heard?
It sounded like it.
It sounded like it.
Can someone back there rewind it and clip it and get it to us?
I feel like I'm pretty sure I just heard them say, fuck.
And not marked or moved.
I thought it was part of the hard drive because everything was going in.
And I thought we gave them a full and complete copy of the video.
Oh, you thought.
Oh, it's getting a little pissy now.
Well, if hits and butts were candy and nuts, it would be Christmas Eve.
Well, I'm going to reopen the evidence.
And you'd eat it.
What they saw.
Give it the next sequential number.
How can I not give it to them?
You tell me.
Then I would ask that evidence that's been admitted also go to the jury.
That has been legally admitted in front of the jury.
And follow the proper procedure.
Let's take one thing at a time.
Just for the record as well, there was an additional difference that we found in the medical...
to talk.
The two videos is that if you look at the metadata from the file that we received from
the state, is their create date is 11-5-2021 at 15-10-31.
If you look at our video that we were provided, the metadata, the create time is 21 minutes
and 19 seconds later.
Church, I'm watching the, we're watching the Tucker Carlson interview with Judy Pierce.
It is not black and white.
It is color, and it actually does seem to be black and white.
No, no, no.
Answer what she just said.
No, no, no.
The file they have is not the file that you're claiming.
It's online.
You can watch it.
21 minutes difference.
What I have is black and white.
Mr. Rittenhouse, the attorney, has seen the real version.
What about that?
I don't know.
No, if he's a prior attorney, it's...
I see it right now.
I don't know.
They said that Tucker Carlson...
Yeah, what do you...
That's what goes to this whole thing, this Urban Air.
We sent out an investigator to interview the owner of Urban Air to try and get this video,
and I couldn't get the report, I don't have it with me, and the individual lives out in the Lake Geneva area,
and he lied to our investigators and said, we are mistaken that the drone permit wasn't for this video,
and now it's come from his company.
He shut down his company 17 days after this video was released.
We've tried to get this video and then it shows up on the Friday after the trial has started.
Look, but I also understand you're talking about video that completely exonerates Kyle.
That's also the point here.
They're spending too much time going back and forth where it could be seen as a loss for the defense.
What you just go is like, fine, I don't care.
Whatever video.
Look, give him your video.
Give him our video.
Just don't send a jury that you expect to come back with guilty.
So, fine.
They're not trying to get the video tossed.
So, to be clear, all they're trying to do is say, look, they're satisfying claim one on getting this dismissed.
Right.
They're trying to say they didn't act in good faith.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's all they're trying to do right now.
They want the video because it doesn't.
But I don't know.
But in other words, they have to.
It's very hard to prove that you acted in bad faith and then clear the other hurdles.
I don't think that it's worth the risk here of doing this right before they go into deliberation.
This is going to be the last thing in their mind.
Well, the jury's not in there.
They're already in deliberation.
They're in deliberation.
And they're not in there right now.
But when they asked for the video evidence before, and it's like, yeah.
You don't think that someone's bringing it in and going, like, it's a real shit show out there.
Do you hear them yelling?
Oh, the judge.
Throwing out curses.
Let's go to number four.
So, it seems that the request, it says view video, but I believe it's actually three videos.
I did not hear you, sir.
It asks for a video but I believe they're actually asking for three videos and I think we agree on this that the It asks, view video starting with Mr. Grosskreutz's interview with Mr. Rittenhouse.
Don't point that TV at the jury.
That is Exhibit 3.
It's also duplicated as Exhibit 57.
That is the live stream that Mr. Grosskreutz took that night.
Oh, you mean the one where Kyle said, I'm going to the cops?
That does not actually depict the second incident.
The most reliable one that night?
You can hear the shots, but then it asks, To 10 seconds after Mr. Grosskreutz shooting, I believe that's what's referred to as the BG on the scene video, which is number five.
And then it indicates in regular and slow motion, the only slow motion of that incident is the BG on the scene video.
And that was the one that Dr. Black created and played.
That was moved and admitted.
It does not formally have a number.
Because it's on a drive.
We do not object to it being given a number and sent back.
Or, well, played however the court deems appropriate.
That's all correct.
So we would ask that, so I believe there's three exhibits they're requesting.
The state does not object to them having access however it is deemed appropriate to those exhibits.
Alright.
So.
That was a long answer.
That's my lunch bell.
That's my second lunch alarm.
That's my Asian food alarm.
They should be given the exhibits or told what numbers they are.
The courtroom should be cleared.
those videos.
And that can be set up and then everyone can leave and they can discuss it.
Now it says... Or do you want supervision?
Okay.
I assume that somebody has got the technical ability to trigger playing of the videos.
That's a fairly simple process.
We can just plug it into the side, and then they can just press the thing.
Oh, the thing.
That's specific.
That's good.
So simple.
Plug it into the side of the thing, then press the thing.
Also his nickname in high school.
I believe our computer, if it doesn't have anything else in this case, it may have like Microsoft Word or something on it, but there's no other evidence of this case on it.
It's not my computer.
We have some standalone laptops to do this type of thing.
No, we were expecting you to hand over your computer for the jury to screw with.
What is this?
This is such a waste of time.
Is this how far we've come in this country?
Honestly?
We're arguing about IMG and JPEG files when the fact is a kid was chased down by a pedophile, by a man hitting his head in with a skateboard, and a man with a gun at point-blank range?
Who gives a shit about the file size?
No one's even arguing.
Here's one thing that I will say that's pretty telling.
No one in the prosecution is even arguing that anyone on the defense did anything untoward.
They're just trying to argue that what they did wasn't really untoward, it was a miscommunication or an accident.
That should tell you enough.
Let's stop screwing about and get the kid acquitted, shall we?
For crying out loud.
We can pop the champagne.
I mean, we already popped it a little bit.
Get a computer that has nothing else on it or that everybody feels is sufficiently sanitary.
And let's put these exhibits on a flash drive.
You know what I find really funny?
I don't expect that chair to be a recliner.
It's like an entire Greek column.
Upstairs.
Let them do it just like they would if they were paper exhibits.
You look at Ben-Hur in the chariot scene.
as they want. You're looking at Ben Hur and the chariot scene, the entire Coliseum. Like
a sleep number. And unfortunately they're not here yet because they haven't requested
it. But this would be a departure from the Anderson case for sure.
That would not be incompatible with what I did in the Flint case.
Flint.
Flint.
You know, the water.
The thing.
People died.
Was okay with that.
Maybe.
I told him in Flint, you gotta stop in the river.
All of you stop taking pulps.
Based on what you said, so we're not waiving anything on five.
We're not waiving anything on five.
Then that's okay for four.
Okay, now we just need to get a clean computer.
Four!
Just like the amount of lunches that Kraus had today.
Did you see what he said?
He goes, we need a clean computer.
He looked at Kraus, not yours.
Did you say you want the dirtiest, most porn riddled computer?
I have two things.
Pornhubs and DoorDash.
That's what I got on.
The only thing more dirty than my computer, figuratively, is my computer, physically.
It's covered in ranch.
I'll let you fellas try to work this up.
At this point, your honor, they have not requested what we're fighting about.
Correct.
Oh look, Banger's yawning.
He's yawning because he hasn't been a douchebag for 20 minutes.
Quick.
Someone get up an innocent kid to chastise.
Basically, they're going to, I don't understand, getting a computer.
They want to review the evidence and all of this was about how they were going to review it.
Yeah, that's it.
Well, that holds up the jury, right?
For a couple days?
No, not necessarily.
No, the jury could still come back and be like, ah, we don't need it.
No, so the jury, they're basically going to procure a laptop from somewhere in the courthouse and put the files on it, which they have, and let the jury review it.
What I'm just hoping is the jury is like, ah, send it back, we already met it, not guilty.
You waited too long.
Yeah, you waited too long.
We need more cheating.
It's like, you know, once you had a Pop-Tart And you can either eat the Pop-Tart without toasting it.
You could.
Or, you toast it, but you gotta eat it hot.
Otherwise, if you toast it, and then it gets room temperature, well, you're better off not toasting it at all!
That's true, this is exactly like that.
It's worse than no toast.
There's two in the package, and then you're like, what do I do with the second one?
It's not a Ziploc.
No.
It's not an air friction.
That foil thing's sometimes hard to open.
What, am I made of food savers?
You ever pop it and the tarts just go flying?
I'm a regular.
Here's basically what it is.
They were requesting some evidence.
And then we find out that there was some screwery afoot from the prosecution.
That things weren't filed properly.
In other words, if the jury is asking for evidence that wasn't even provided to the defense or wasn't submitted properly, that's a problem.
That's really where we find ourselves now.
Think of it this way.
I'm trying to think of an analogy.
Operation Warp Speed.
with the vaccines.
Vaccine usually...
You mean when Donald Trump saved the world?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
You know, when Kamala Harris and Joe Biden said they wouldn't take it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then Joe Biden shit himself?
Sorry, but...
Again?
Yeah, I know, I'm not being specific.
Just ignore that part.
I know.
It sort of muddies the waters.
And his pants.
So, Operation Warp Speed was, there's a process for a vaccination, right, sort of becoming actually approved.
And it goes through a process of these certain trials, and then it goes through sort of an approval.
There are multiple tiers of this process.
And what Operation Warp Speed did was said, they said, okay, how can we do these sort of concurrently?
Right, which processes can we do so that they overlap so we can actually make this more time effective?
Yeah.
That's kind of what they're doing here right now, where they're going, well this didn't really go through the process, and you actually didn't even send it to the defense at all, and now the jury's asking for this evidence that you presented, so we need to effectively get it to the jurors and in the record properly at this same time because the prosecution acted in bad faith.
Does that make it understandable?
Pretty much.
Okay, good.
Binger's an asshole and the other guy's a fat son of a bitch.
Bing!
We knew that already, though.
And I'm not blaming him for being fat.
I'm blaming him for staying fat.
He's got a thyroid problem.
So, with this, I would make a recommendation.
One thing, though, I will say about that Krauss.
Will you say it?
He's not afraid of the Big Bad Wolf.
He is not.
He is the Big Bad Wolf.
One thing I would recommend now, now that we know this, this is probably going to take some time because they've got lunch break, they've got to review this evidence, there are other issues that they... If she gets into the metadata of this, it's like, all right, now we have to bring in an expert witness to be able to testify to this.
There could be some time that this takes, and so I know we wanted to stay on But it doesn't look like we're going to be... I'm like, we'll be staying on here telling you nothing's happening.
We'll be like CNN!
We're not like CNN!
Well, I think that's what people want.
I don't think they want us to stay on if nothing's happening today.
Well, maybe they don't want you to stay on.
Well, they want you, I'm just saying.
Dave and I are entertaining as shit.
You're not willing to take the clothes off.
We are, but I'm running out of steam with this jibberly jabber.
The gobbly gook.
The gobbly gook.
All right, okay.
I really do think that there's a reason.
Well, I guess you know what, guys?
I mean, we stuck around until 1.30.
So what's that?
Five hours?
Four.
9.30 to 1.30.
That's math.
It's Braveheart plus an hour.
That's a double show.
That's a double show.
I just feel like I don't want to end this on a cliffhanger.
Well we have to, there's nothing else to do.
I'd like it to be a choose your own path, choose your own path, bang, Rosenbaum.
It's at least going to be lunch plus an hour or so.
Come on, the whole conversation, you think they're going to fiddle around and find technology and make it work in the next 30 minutes?
I don't know.
They could reach under Krause's fourth crease and find a palm pilot that blows this thing wide open.
That's true.
I thought I lost it!
It's the last remaining blackberry!
Is this a jitterbug?
And a sidekick!
There we go.
Oh, and the left's remaining netbook!
Oh, God.
All right.
Well, what?
We're supposed to go?
Is that what we're supposed to do?
Do we come back if they come back with the jury later?
The court is saying that they're going to have to call an expert witness to settle this drone footage matter, and that's where I said before that they're going to make the attorneys take an oath.
Why are they doing this?
Can't they just make them duel at dawn?
Don't they know that people are trying to riot and protest?
How do you plan a riot if... What about all those people who've already put the rags in their bottles of Everclear at the Super 8 by the airport?
What am I going to do with this stack of bricks that I dropped off for the people who don't like the verdict?
You don't stack bricks, you layer them.
Well, the last thing the defense attorney says, they're not requesting that footage that they were arguing about.
But still, point is, there still is the chance that the jury's just like, screw it.
No, there isn't.
Really?
No, there isn't.
Really?
100%.
With that fat fuck?
They weren't in to see all that, though.
No, I think honestly, though, just I do think you're right.
I think that this is somebody's pushing this to go a little bit longer, even if it's on them.
Then once it goes back to these lawyers, that's putting it on them.
Go back there.
It's Pauly Shore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We have to really look at the evidence, man.
Totally innocent.
So that's where he's been this whole time.
Well, look, let me just close with this and tell you, I'll Please do, by the way.
We don't miss many more likes.
Leave a comment below if this is on YouTube because I know it goes on for a long time so sometimes you guys don't.
Leave a comment as to if you want more of these kinds of mega streams.
They're not really easy.
The hardest thing, I've said this before, the hardest thing I've ever done in my life was a 16 hour CNN stream.
That was hard.
Because we had to watch the entire original CNN clock.
You guys can go back and find it.
The year before that, I was waterboarded.
I would have rather been waterboarded, and I'm not exaggerating at all.
I would have rather been waterboarded for, whatever it was, 25 seconds, than watch CNN for 16 hours.
Yeah, it was brutal.
Brutal?
This is a third of that.
I'm just saying.
No, it's less.
It's less than a third.
How did I do that?
Because our brains are mush from listening to the last hour of whatever that was.
But we love all of you for tuning in.
Make sure you tune in.
We don't know where the hard drive is.
Found it.
This says 11 gigs plus one.
So this will happen, right?
If they come back and we are not on air, other than maybe I guess into the weekend, but we can decide that.
But if it's tomorrow and they come back, or today and they come back, we'll be here doing the show to cover it.
Yeah, I don't know.
Are we doing a show tomorrow morning on the regular schedule?
We'll announce that later.
So look, everybody, I'm just letting you know this and then I'm going to go through the defense's closing arguments and why I think they were shit.
What is it?
Twitter?
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Rumble?
You can check YouTube stories, but also sign up for the mailing list.
Just follow me on any of their social platforms and we will let you know as to when we're streaming.
This is an atypical week because we know that the verdict means a lot to a lot of people.
And look, that's the reason we're also covering this.
This is something that has weighed heavy on our heart for a long time.
Look, think about this for a second.
The night that this happened, With Kyle Rittenhouse.
And Dave, you weren't here then.
But you even said, and I appreciate very candidly so, that you believed some of the victims were likely black based on the news that was coming out at that point.
Well, that was the narrative that was being pushed.
Exactly, exactly.
And it's like, this is the issue.
I always say this about our audience, okay?
Kind of to echo what the judge was saying.
A lot of you are, most of you are, college educated.
And I don't consider that to be the litmus test for whether you're smart or not.
I think that our audience, I think that you right now, you're a smart person who doesn't have nothing but a full-time job researching news.
CNN, MSNBC, they see you as stupid.
They want to keep you in the dark.
I would say Fox News does in a lot of capacities.
And then there are these people who work at think tanks and nonprofits and these institutes where they just act like everyone is a rube.
Look, I think that if you're a truck driver, potentially future senator of New Jersey, you're a very sharp person who has a job and so you can't spend your days doing what I do, doing what we do.
Doesn't mean that you're not, it would just be like me.
I'm not too stupid to learn to fix a car.
I don't have the time to learn it.
Doesn't mean I'm incapable.
Also, when it comes to that stuff, I have soft hands.
So that's how I view the audience.
That's how I view all of you out there.
So I hope you see that.
That's why if ever something seems like remedial, I respect you.
I appreciate you.
I think that you're smart enough to figure this out on your own, but not everyone has the time.
Just look at how much time it took to understand what they were trying to say right now at this trial.
Not to mention, if you tune in to CNN right now, Or NPR Radio.
I don't know if that's a thing.
I don't know if it's a thing.
I just listen to the updates.
You will be more confused.
You will be more confused.
That's why I make all references available at ladders of credit dot com.
Doesn't mean that I always think I'm... Well, I do always think I'm right, because if I didn't think I was right, I wouldn't be thinking.
But it doesn't mean that I'm right.
I make sure that you have the information available to you.
And one thing I will say, and I'm going to get to the closing arguments here, from the defense and what I would have liked, To have been said, because I think that would have avoided this whole sort of skirmish that we just saw.
What was I saying before this?
I don't remember.
Your brain is mush.
My brain is mush.
I haven't eaten anything.
What was I just saying before I just said, the audience... That they're smart.
That you're smart.
You're talking about the audience.
You're talking about they don't have time to do all this.
We make all the sources available.
Oh, that's what I was going to say, because I was thinking about the closing arguments.
I got mad about something that the crew cut head guy said, and you'll hear it in a second.
I literally just thought of it and I got mad at him.
You're going to lose it again?
And then I lost my train of thought.
No, I know exactly what it was.
We have actually seen, I can tell you, we've directly seen increased traffic at lottowithcreditor.com just from you clicking the link in the description and going to the references.
And just so you know, That warms my heart.
What do I mean?
Let me tell you this story, a little bit of inside baseball here before we go.
When we started LottoWithCrowder.com, right?
It was me, Brodigan, Courtney.
And Brody still is with us.
Hey, hey, McBroadster, how are you?
And Courtney does work at The Blaze full-time, so we still work together.
Love him.
When we started, we had a decent amount of traffic at lighterwithcredit.com, okay?
And there were these conservative ad agencies who said, hey, you can make this money on the website.
And we said, okay, you can put up some ads.
And then they started doing these pop-up ads.
Remember, like, you know, when Oprah, crying Oprah on a treadmill and shit?
And I was like, no, I don't want that ad.
Or the finger worm or the thing that says, guess which stars are dead?
And it's Macaulay Culkin.
So I told them, stop running these ads.
No pop-up ads.
No autoplay video ads.
And they said, well, you're not going to have any ads.
And I tell you what, they complained in the conservative industry.
They said most people, these conservative websites, 80-something, 90% of their traffic is desktop and 20% is mobile.
I said, okay, they said, well, you should know it's really not good for you financially because you're 80% mobile and tablet and 20% desktop.
And this was in 2013, maybe?
I was going, well, yeah!
Because they're not, because our audience is not a bunch of people buying gold from G. Gordon Liddy with mesothelioma!
How about you figure out how to make the website optimal for people who are using their phones and tablets, because that's what we've all grown up with.
So this is a long-standing... We had one guy who ran ads on our website for months, never paid us a dime, just walked off.
Jeez.
And to Courtney and Brodigan's credit, by the way, I'm just getting a little bit sappy here, they let me... I told them, I said, look, I don't have the money to pay you.
This guy walked off with the money.
What's these ads for? For three months because it was net 90 pay with ads on the website. What
does that mean? It means they have 90 days to pay. This guy collected it at day 90, walked away.
I said, Brodigan, Courtney, I don't have the money to pay you. I wouldn't blame you for a second,
but I am going to get this money back. And when I do, I'm going to pay you back and then some.
But if you go take another job, I don't blame you. I'm just letting you know that I... And they said,
no. Okay. And I chased him on the way down and I got the money back.
Well that guy demonetized you before YouTube did.
Yeah, exactly.
It's more so just blatant theft.
So I really do appreciate people who were there from the beginning.
And I say this because we were always competing against, you know what it is on Facebook, on Twitter, and it is true, it's not just on the left.
It's why I get mad at whatever proposite guy saying I have good authority from U.S.
Marshall if it's not true.
I'm not saying that it is untrue.
I am saying that guy has deliberately gone out with things that he knows are untrue in the past, and people keep eating shit up.
Because let me tell you this, it was really hard for us when we were coming up to compete against clickbait bullshit.
I cannot tell you how many times our original columns just got directly plagiarized by other websites.
Courtney had these, specifically, because she had a very unique point of view as an anti-feminist but strong woman.
And people say, this is how the industry works.
So I tell you this because it was really hard to cut through just the bullshit.
For example, we would try and write a thoughtful column, or we would try and provide information that we thought was valuable for you, and someone would put up a meme saying, think Hillary Clinton needs to be behind bars?
Click like.
Five million likes.
Well, okay, but that's just the equivalent of a hack.
Now, the reason I say all this is because now we can see a measurable increase, and it means a lot to me that you, you, and this goes back to what I think of you, Have significantly increased your visitation to the website, and we can see that it's on the pages with the references, because you want to learn.
You choose not to be in an echo chamber.
That's what I want.
That means a lot more to me than putting up a meme that says, hey, doesn't Kamala Harris suck?
50,000 likes and retweets, or lies about exclusive info that isn't true.
I love seeing that you want to be informed.
It means a lot to me.
That goes to, we were here the night that the Rittenhouse situation happened.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We were here.
Within that program, we had the video of Rosenbaum.
We had the screengrabs that night.
I don't know when it was.
Was it fall of 20?
August of 2020.
It was August.
August of 2020.
We had the zoomed-in screengrab Gross crates with the gun at Cal right now says head and we
had Rosenbaum's maybe not all the specifics the general criminal record and
We had the video of him screaming the n-word at the top of his lungs. We had all that that night
That night and you watch with us like now Hundreds of thousands of you watched with us.
And we would say, well, you know what, this is the info that we're getting and here's what I know.
There was solidarity after that night because the next day, kind of like Dave was talking about, and I've had more people come up to me now than any other news story I can think of saying, I had no idea until I watched your stream I thought he had shot black guys.
I thought he was part of a militia.
So we watched it with you that night, we experienced it with you that night, and then it was almost like a hangover where you thought it was a bad dream, the next day we're CNN and all these places are going, this white supremacist who went down and chased people.
I remember when I came in there to Okinawa and I said, the people of the Young Turks are literally saying, and I know I'm not supposed to, I don't really want to address them, but I remember being, back then I was, I came in and I said, the Young Turks are saying that Kyle was Chasing down and beating up Rosenbaum?
Is there some kind of footage that I haven't seen?
I understand that people don't like what he did, but is there some?
Because I've gone through all of it.
It didn't exist.
I was so confused.
And I know that you were as to the media just blatantly making up rampant lies.
And to me, there really is.
It's not just that we're together in the good moments.
It's that we know we're not alone in the moments they try to gaslight us.
And that we all that day, the next day, said, what are they, I just, you mean the pedophile he shot?
They even tried to come up with sob stories, like, oh, this guy, Rosamond, was a great member of the community, and I know that all of us were going, you mean the guy who raped children?
There's same value in that as there is that you guys go and check out the references that we always make publicly available.
I know that you're smart, I know that you care, and I have to take some of these shots so that you don't have to.
Not everyone has time to piece me, to parse through all the bullshit.
Even the jurors right now don't.
It's hard for me and I do this full time.
Now, that being said, Dave is going to be in Naples, Florida.
This weekend.
This weekend.
And then Funny Bone on Liberty, Ohio.
It's a new date.
Okay.
That was the night before Thanksgiving.
Sounds like the busiest bar night in the country.
I want to go through what the defense presented yesterday and I want to leave you with this.
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Alright, so before we go to Mug Club, look, let me just go through the defense and I'll tell you what I wish...
Would have been said.
First off, I think they should have run the, I forget the name of the bald lawyer, the really bald lawyer.
The bald lawyer who takes care of himself.
The one just to the right.
The one next to Hocus Pocus.
Kyle was next to Hocus Pocus.
That's true.
Yeah, Hocus Pocus is pretty gross.
Your Honor, she submitted evidence.
Eye of newt, the fuck?
It's weird in millibytes, too.
I've got to go through all these recipes and find this email.
I don't know what this is.
All right.
Recipes.
Okay.
So here is Richards.
I think he did do a relatively effective job, the defense, yesterday.
And this is clip J1.
In addressing Binger's lies, it's about the only thing that I think he did that was effective.
Ladies and gentlemen, This case is not a game.
It is my client's life.
We don't play fast and loose with the facts, pretending that Mr. Rosenbaum was citizen A, number one guy.
He was a bad man.
He was there, he was causing trouble, he was a rioter, and my client had to deal with him that night alone.
Back on November 2nd, when this case started, did you hear one word out of Mr. Bigger's mouth about provocation?
You didn't, because it was never said.
But when his case Explodes in his face.
Now he comes out with provocation.
The things that I've just pointed out to you.
Why is that a problem?
Because one, he's lying.
Two, he's misrepresenting.
Or...
He wasn't prepared when he started this trial, and his closing argument has been a change to try and fit what has come up.
Okay, so look, let me just... I don't think it was that effective.
Look, here's what I think you should have said.
I don't think that you go there and you explain the letter of the law to jurors.
That's what this whole trial has been about.
And I obviously think that Kyle is not guilty, and I appreciate the valiant effort from the defense.
But...
You don't say, they act like he was an A-1 guy.
No, he was a bad guy.
No, here's what you say.
Here's what I would have said if I'm defending Kyle Rittenhouse.
Look, we're not even supposed to address the elephant in the room here when we're talking about Rosenbaum, and so I won't.
Because I've been barred from it, even though they've tried to bring up Kyle Rittenhouse's statements regarding disdain for rioters and looters, let's at the very least admit that that night Rosenbaum was acting violently and erratically, which with a very quick search you could Find out as to why.
Perhaps he was aroused, or perhaps he was just in a state of heated aggression, as he always is.
And you wouldn't say, he's a bad guy.
What you would say is, this man was a repeated, lifelong, violent, sexual predator, and, if you don't want to use that, objection.
Fine!
Violent felon who specifically took an interest in children.
Clear enough?
Are we all good since we're playing Fast and Rules here by the rule book?
And my client went there, And for the entire day was providing service and help to a community that was being run down.
By the way, his community.
His community where he worked.
His community where his father lived.
And Rosenbaum, by contrast, the moment he was discharged from a psychiatric facility, didn't even go home.
He picked up a weapon and decided to seek out a minor in between light and dumpster fires at gas stations.
Are you starting to get the picture?
But let's say that's not the only reason.
Okay, then it's self-defense.
After my client was running... Look, put yourself in Kyle Rittenhouse's shoes.
You're a minor, and a man with a balaclava, shirtless, and a raging erection is chasing you into an alleyway as you shout, friendly, friendly, friendly, at the top of your lungs until you run into a barricade where you can no longer run any further, hear a gunshot, and turn around and see This ginger pedophile ghost so close to you that there are, and the record shows, soot marks on his hands from the rifle.
And after shooting him and circling back and feeling guilty to check on him, you are then chased away, asked what you are doing, clearly communicating you are going to the police, while people who've been burning down the entire city and creating a permanent, permanently disabled class, by the way, of elderly business owners in Kenosha, as we've shown you, beating the shit out of, not just property, but also harming people, this is going through my client's mind, Kyle Rittenhouse, Hearing the phrases, cranium him, get him, kill him, which you've seen on camera.
And then someone hit him with a skateboard in the head.
Then he was dropkicked into the concrete, both of whom reached for his gun.
And then he had a gun pointed at him, point blank, not, he's a bad guy.
This is someone Who has had prior violations with firearms and no problem pulling a trigger into my client's... As a matter of fact, if he pulled a trigger into my client's head, he would be following the instructions of the mob.
Cranium him!
You are a 17-year-old boy.
You are a 17 year old boy. What would you do?
Do you think you'd have the clarity of thought to only shoot his bicep?
No.
Do you think after that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do you think after that that you would have the clarity of thought to go to the police with your hands up, rifle down, tell them exactly what you did, and after they told you to get out of the road, possibly because they thought that you were another one of the armed Antifa militia who were there days earlier attacking the police, they said, get out of the road, Seventeen-year-old boy, and you walk into the police station again later that night anyway.
Would anyone here have done that?
And now you find yourself, when you have tried to turn yourself in, in a situation where the media Has made you guilty?
Has named you a white supremacist?
Oh, oh, and by the way, that also came out of the mouth of the president, well, former vice president of the United States because he was trying to earn votes.
You think that might sway the jury?
What would you do if you were a 17-year-old?
And then you not only have to deal with the media, you not only have to deal with the man running for the presidency, You not only have to deal with the mob, by the way, have you noticed them on the court steps saying that if they don't get it, they'll shut it down or burn it down?
Have you seen that?
There's more footage you can watch on that.
I know you're not allowed to right now because you're not allowed.
I don't know if that counts as being involved with the case so much as making sure you go out the back door.
Those people want this 17-year-old to burn.
Don't know how many charges exist amongst them.
But with all that being said and done, then you find yourself at this trial, where footage from the FBI, which completely exonerates him of any wrongdoing, was hidden.
You think at 17, he would have had the clarity of thought to act as he did?
This is not about a bad guy that night who needed to be taken care of and a kid at the wrong place at the wrong time.
That's not what's happening here.
This is a kid who was doing the right thing!
At the wrong place, through no fault of his own, but through the fault of people like Rosenbaum, and Grace Krutz, and Huber, who made Kenosha a less safe place.
And you all know here, as citizens of Kenosha, who sit here on this jury, that the cops and your politicians didn't do a damn thing about it, and neither did anyone in this room.
So a 17-year-old kid did something.
And you know that that something he did was cleaning up graffiti, providing medical care, and putting out fires until he was almost killed by serial violent felons who had no problem taking his life.
You're 17 years old.
Look, if this doesn't count as self-defense, then you might as well all light the match to this city yourself.
And I would rest my case.
All right, we're going to go to Mug Club right now.