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Climate Change EXTRAVAGANZA! Debunking 50 Years of FAILED "Expert" Predictions | Louder with Crowder
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What happens to you? It cannot be the thoughts, the thoughts. It cannot be the emotions, the feelings that you
experience.
So, what is the nature of I? What does it mean or point to?
Something timeless that's always been there.
Who you truly are.
Underneath all the circumstances.
So when you say I and point to the I as that which doesn't change, it cannot be what happens
to you, it cannot be the thoughts, the thoughts, it cannot be the emotions, the feelings that
you experience.
So what is the nature of I?
What does it mean?
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Protocol.com Climate Changers, Climate Changers
Hey everyone, welcome to Climate Changers.
My name's Alfonso Blue.
And I'm Alicia Green.
Today we're going to be talking about the rising temperatures of our planet Earth.
Rising temperatures?
But it's not even that hot out.
I'm even wearing this jacket.
Okay, bigot.
Sure you don't want to be at a Trump rally right now?
Just kidding.
We all know Alicia loves science.
But temperature can be deceiving.
So let's take you through it!
Yeah!
Did you know that according to our very own scientists at NASA, that our planet's temperature has been increasing by 0.13 degrees Fahrenheit per decade?
That's almost 0.015 degrees Fahrenheit per year!
Hmm.
I do love the planet.
And science.
But that just doesn't sound like a lot to me.
I thought you might say that, so that's why I brought these burgers to demonstrate.
I made our little friend here.
Let's call him, hmm, Donald, to demonstrate the effects of Earth's temperature on a scale that's easy to visualize.
Say, Alicia, how does little Don look?
Well, I guess he looks alright to me.
He does now, but let's check back in a few minutes.
How about now, Alicia?
Wow.
He looks really hot.
I guess something that you don't think is a big deal right in the moment can cook you alive later on.
Exactly.
Now you're getting it.
Tune in next week to see what you, the average viewer, can do about it.
Hey everyone, Alicia Green here again.
You may have noticed that sometimes during the show, I might pretend to question climate change.
But I can assure you, that is for educational effect only.
In real life, I trust the science 100%.
It may be alright to have a few questions about climate change once in a while, especially if you're younger.
But if you know someone that repeatedly rejects scientific fact no matter what, take down their name, address, and any social media information you can find.
If they're an adult, or your parent, make sure to get a copy of their photo ID.
Then call this number, or send it to this email address.
Thanks guys!
Let's keep changing the planet.
Plus it changes.
You're so strange and wonderful.
How wonderful.
I'm gonna speed it up.
Mmm.
Yeah!
That's the Let These Salty Tears Commence.
Bring it!
I'm gonna see ocean levels rising.
Oh.
Well, not really.
Slurp them all up?
We'll get through that, but I hope to see ocean levels rising here.
We're doing the entire show, the entire show today, is on climate change.
Really climate claims, rather.
And by the way, that's the promo code.
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And I do ask that everyone out here use the hashtag today on social media, hashtag climate claims.
Let me explain to you what we're going to be doing, okay?
I know a lot of you are going to say, hey, wait a second, you're not a scientist.
That's absolutely true.
And neither are you.
Yeah, but what's the third law of thermodynamics?
If it didn't answer instantly, why do you think that the ice caps are melting?
You are exactly guilty of what you accuse the right of being.
So, this is not about going through scientific consensus.
This is about going through the most publicized claims that have existed from 1970 all the way up to today in
every reputable journal or news outlet that has existed. All the news that's fit to print. The
claims that you believed for a very, very long time to point out the claims that are being made
now. So we will have predictions that were made, whether those predictions came true or not, and
the updated prediction, because there's always been an updated prediction. Well,
you have to pivot every once in a while.
Pivot! So, also let me let you know that this is a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
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Before I move on here, it's time for me to introduce Gerald A., how are you?
I'm well, sir.
How are you?
It's nice and cool in here.
It feels like climate change is not happening in this room.
Yeah, well, you know what?
That's what we call anecdotal.
Listen, I know it's a real thing, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Court of Black Garrett, I hear that climate change affects disenfranchised, disenchanted minorities the most.
It does, I feel very affected.
Yeah, I can tell by the Hawaiian shirt.
It's like a biracial Dickey Greenleaf.
And unfortunately Dave is not here today because he came down with the Big Bird flu.
In his place, however, and keep in mind he's going to be at the Cotillion in Wichita, Kansas.
Oh, he must have left early.
Thursday.
So he left early to make that date.
You guys want to see it if you're in Wichita, Kansas.
Yes.
Or anywhere else close to Wichita, Kansas.
So we actually have in his place Greta Thunberg's older sister-brother.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Ahoy!
And what are you?
Are you Greta's older brother, older sister?
Yes.
Okay.
I was supposed to be the first anti-climate change Thunberg, but then Greta came along.
She began to develop early and caught everyone's attention and I was left to be nothing.
Oh no, and you were in the attic and mother never came for you?
Mother never comes for me.
She never calls.
Oh, those Thunbergs in the attic.
All my family members are very attractive except for me.
Yeah, wow.
Well, I guess it's a relative term.
I've seen your parents.
Yes, they're very doable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh boy.
Ahoy!
Okay.
How double dare you?
Okay.
That was my catchphrase!
Yes, I get it, I understand.
The double dare, you added a little... I added a double!
Added a little bit of zest to it.
Dare!
She trimmed it up a little.
I dare you to stop ruining the planet!
It's even greater!
And another brave... well, you know what?
Challenge not accepted.
And another brave display of activism, by the way.
Your little sister, Greta Thunberg, protested... I haven't seen this clip, so I guess this is a watch and react.
The COP26 Summit.
Here we go.
This cop 26 is so far just like the previous cops.
And that has led us nowhere.
They have led us nowhere.
Exploitation!
No more blah blah blah!
No more whatever the f*** they're doing inside there!
Woah!
Woah!
Language!
Wow!
Watch that mouth, sister!
Oh, man!
I hate her.
Yeah, well, listen.
Sibling, you're gonna learn to love her.
She has undeniable sex appeal.
It's okay because she's 18 now.
Why do people cheer when a child cusses?
It's a weird thing.
Not a child anymore.
No, no, I know an 18-year-old.
Fine.
He's a grown 6-year-old.
Whatever.
Or as Mohammed would refer to her, Pastor Prime.
Like, by a long shot.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Who's behind it?
Oh, come on, you old maid!
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!
Blah, blah, blah.
It's not my fault your ovaries are dust bunnies!
By the way, let me ask you this.
Before we move on here, because we have like, all references are available at lateralsparadox.com, we have like 150 or something like that today, absurd.
What's the most ridiculous climate prediction that you have heard?
What were you taught in school?
I remember one, obviously, I was taught that the polar bears were going to be extinct.
Thank God.
Yeah, I don't really care.
You mean the killing machines?
Yeah, the ones who kill baby seals and hunt humans just for fun.
I've never met one.
Oh no!
Haven't seen Yukon Cornelius lately, have you?
No.
Well, you will find his lower intestines soon about the Alaskan Contra.
I believe there's more polar bears.
Yes, I do.
Oh, hey Dave!
You got real deep there.
Well, he told me I couldn't do the character the whole time.
I couldn't, yeah.
We needed to have him for a little bit.
That'd be too annoying.
It's gonna come in and out.
Alright.
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Before I move on here, everything is climate change this week.
Climate claims is the hashtag.
Yesterday, Pete Buttgig's Husband?
I guess.
Chastin?
Is it Chastin?
Chasin?
Something.
I don't know.
So no one's wearing a Chastin belt anytime soon.
It's defective!
So, tweeted this at Dennis Prager who was trending because of comments about AIDS.
He tweeted, uh, AIDS patients died because people feared simply touching them would lead to infection.
Families abandoned their own children to be buried in unmarked graves.
Let us know where we can send the books, Dennis.
God forbid you read one.
I want to be clear.
I was happy to correct his understanding.
No, AIDS patients died from having unprotected anal sex with strangers and intravenous drug use.
Just to be clear.
By the way, this is from the left.
You can't have this both ways.
But AIDS patients died because people didn't want to touch them?
That just means they die and have less friends.
Are you trying to tell me that doctors were, get it off me, get it off me, and for crying
out loud they were treating people with Ebola.
And even if they were buried in unmarked graves, which by the way I don't know if you can substantiate
that, that just seems, that's invindictive for no reason at that point.
It doesn't, they're already dead.
Do you know why so many died?
Because of Anthony Fauci's policies.
For example, the same kind of myths that you were perpetuating, that people with AIDS could transmit it to people through airborne mechanisms.
He did say that.
Yeah, my house is haunted, though, by AIDS ghosts.
It was built on an unmarked cemetery of AIDS bodies.
Really?
Yeah, so it's just coughing instead of booze.
And also just repulsion.
They just go, Boobs!
You wanna catch AIDS?
Come on!
The walls bleed, that's the scariest part.
I know, well, you know what?
Red rum.
So, look, let's move on.
I wanna use as a jumping off point here.
Former President Barack Obama.
Did I say former President?
President Barack Obama.
Yeah, you did.
He was in Glasgow, and he showed up to lecture all of the riffraff Ruff ruff!
You and me.
The time is fleeting.
He wanted to lecture all of us on climate change, so I'm guessing he flew southwest, Dave.
Right.
Presumably directly from his $12 million Martha Vineyard's waterfront mansion.
Yes, yes.
Which was built by solar panels and sunshine farts.
You say on the water, huh?
On the waterfront.
It's weird you would put a house there if you thought the rising levels would destroy it.
Yeah, it is a little bizarre.
It's an interesting investment.
You can't read his mind.
So, he spent a large portion of his speech crapping on Donald Trump, Republicans taking no responsibility, and of course tooting his own horn.
This happened yesterday.
Here is former, I mean, President Barack Obama.
Back in the United States, of course, some of our progress stalled when My successor decided to unilaterally pull out of the Paris
Agreement.
Thank you, Dad, shut up.
I wasn't real happy about that.
The determination of our state and local governments, along with the regulations and investment that my
administration had already put in place, allowed our country to keep moving forward,
despite hostility from the White House.
The power to do even more to fight climate change during my time in office, if I'd had a stable congressional majority that was willing and eager to take it.
Dear Republicans!
It's not my fault, it's yours!
And for the bulk of my presidency, I didn't have that majority.
Both of us have been constrained in large part by the fact that one of our two major parties has decided not only to sit on the sidelines, but express active hostility toward climate science.
Wow.
I'd watch that.
climate change a partisan issue.
Sit on the sidelines like you should at pick-up games of basketball.
How does it feel to know that you're the first black president who would get dusted by Sarah
Palin on the courts?
Wow.
Watch that.
We're playing street rules.
This is just...
No, no, no, no, none of it is my fault.
It's all Republicans and Donald Trump who came in and was hostile.
Maybe it's because you removed all the T's from the keyboard, you prick.
Let's just be clear about how petty Barack Obama was.
He blamed Bush when he came in, and now he's blaming Donald Trump on the way out.
Let's be really clear about something.
The biggest reason that greenhouse emissions have steadily decreased is because of natural gas.
I know what you're saying.
I heard fracking is bad for the environment.
I'm not saying that fracking is carbon neutral.
However, Fracking and using our own natural gas is significantly better for the environment than purchasing oil from countries overseas who don't have EPA standards and shipping them across the ocean on tankers where, by the way, spills happen every single year that make the BP oil spill look like child's play.
Or Jen Psaki, however you prefer to refer to it.
By the way, if I remember correctly, Barack Obama had a majority in both houses and his first 100 days he chose instead of saving the planet To push Obama.
No, no, no, no, no, you're confused.
I don't think I am.
And racist.
I just, you know, I know a lot of people don't like him, but it is interesting to see a president that can talk as opposed to one that has a closed head injury and underwear filled with applesauce.
Now the problem, the primary problem with Joe Biden, and I've told him this, I'm not talking out of turn, is he poops.
Constantly.
Just non-stop, non-stop, the old man poops.
Smells kids, too.
Smells my kids.
Smells kids, smells my kids, and they think it's weird and gross.
And then it poops.
So, the Paris Accords don't do anything, okay?
China, the world's greatest polluter, right?
Make pollution great again.
Make pollution great again!
They've increased carbon output even though they signed on to the Paris Agreement.
Oh yeah, we'll get right on that Paris Agreement, but you have our word.
They bought it!
No, trust me.
You're referred to as a climate denier.
Let's say you acknowledge climate change.
Let's say you acknowledge that maybe humans are contributing to climate change.
the most of any major country. And I want to be clear about something here.
This is, you're referred to as a climate denier if, let's say you acknowledge climate change.
Let's say you acknowledge that maybe humans are contributing to climate change. Let's say you
acknowledge that that could have some negative results. Let's assume you've gone along the trail.
If you just don't believe that the Paris Accord will do anything, you're a denier.
China signed on and got worse!
America pulled out and got better than any other country!
Come on, guys.
Don't be led by the nose.
And that's why we want to go through all these predictions.
This is going to be a longer show.
19, I think, starts at 70 through today.
All references are available.
But first, before we move on to that, Obama, former President Obama, did quite a bit of fear-mongering among.
I just said it, mongering among.
He's a fish-monger among.
But there's none left.
There's no more in the oceans.
All the starfish are dead because Pete Buttigieg keeps trying to screw with them.
Don't even try and go to a child's party with all the balloon knots!
It's a smorgasbord for Pete Buttigieg!
I don't know what's happening.
Barack Obama did his share of fear-mongering with the crowd.
Here you go.
And the consequences of not moving fast enough are becoming more apparent all the time.
Last month, a study found that 85% of the global population has experienced weather events that were more severe because of climate change.
Allegedly.
The Kenya.
The D.C.
area.
more intense flooding, crippling droughts.
Parts of the world are becoming more dangerous to live in.
Like Kenya.
Triggering new migration patterns and worsening conflict around the globe.
It's one of the reasons why the US Pentagon and other US agencies have said that climate
change poses a national security threat for the US and for everyone else.
Ooh.
Okay, so let me be really clear here.
Weather-related deaths have decreased drastically over time.
Now, I know people will say that's a gross simplification because we've gotten more effective methods, blah blah blah blah.
Sure.
But the fact remains, he wants to scare you and he wants you to think that everybody's going to die while he lives on oceanfront property of 12 million dollars in Martha's Vineyard.
Just to be clear, he's not living in Tucson, Michael!
Right, he also said that these are caused by climate change while presenting zero evidence that weather is caused by climate change becoming more severe.
The problem with you, Gerald, is you're not a scientist.
Oh, are you scientist, Obama?
But I can read.
Did you just hear the predictions that he made?
You just heard them, right?
Everybody here heard them?
I just want to be clear.
Will anyone ever call him on it?
This is the issue.
People had no problem.
They've had it as a morphine drip on CNN, on MSNBC.
When they say, hey, you're not a scientist, it means you shut up.
Neither is Barack Obama, neither is Joe Biden, and certainly not Greta Thunberg.
So let's go into this.
week's mega theme show today.
Climate claims.
Use the hashtag climate claims and it gives you $10 off.
What are you so concerned about?
No, I'm happy.
Those bears look like they're going to be a little warmer.
I mean, it's freaking cold there.
Yeah, sweep some chimneys.
I mean, come on.
Make a little extra for pocket change.
It's nice to warm things up a little bit.
You know, I want them around.
I like uggs.
Yeah.
You ever see a polar bear floating off on an ice cap?
Like a piece of ice?
It's the saddest thing I ever saw.
Oh my gosh, you know what happens to polar bears if they have to swim further?
They turn over and they float because they have hollow hair follicles.
And they sip on the true?
Yeah, they couldn't drown if they wanted to.
Well, I think you're wrong.
Okay.
I think they're not delicious.
I ate a polar bear once.
It's because I had to respect the Native American, the Inuits culture.
We use them to light lamps.
Yes, they were the lamps that burned well into the night.
All right, so look, it's not any secret that the only way you are controlled with climate predictions, the only way that you get to the Green New Deal or the COP26 or where I went to the Cancun Climate Summit and they supported one-child policy, Ted Turner, to thunderous applause, the only way you get this far down the trail, of course, is through fear-mongering.
But you don't have to take our word for it.
Droughts are intensifying, our oceans are acidifying, with methane plumes rising up from the ocean floor.
We are seeing extreme weather events, and the West Antarctic and Greenland ice sheets melting at unprecedented rates, decades ahead of scientific projections.
None of this is rhetoric, and none of it is hysteria.
It is all rhetoric and hysteria.
It is fat.
It's nice he can take a break from having sex with anything he wants.
Aren't you a socialist?
I didn't mind explaining photosynthesis to you when you were 12, but you're adults now and this is an actual crisis,
got it?
This is about our constituents and all of our lives. Iowa, Nebraska, broad swaths of the Midwest are drowning right
now, underwater.
Huh?
What?
What?
Towns that will never be recovered and never come back.
And we're here and people are more concerned about helping oil companies than helping their own families?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
And for most of your lives, if you're in that generation, you've been bombarded
with warnings about what the future will look like if you don't address climate change.
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Lemme go through You mean flooding that seasonally happens and has forever?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah In IOWAH
Crying out loud.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, well, I guess we're going to have to find another place to do this straw poll.
Where is that happening?
I've been all over the country.
I've never... I've seen some... It's flooding everywhere.
You know there's one place, it's called New Orleans, because building that far below sea level is stupid.
Well, how many times are you going to keep rebuilding it?
I know.
It's like, yeah, Habitat for Humanity.
Why don't you just have them on retainer?
Why don't you just move north a little bit?
I got a pamphlet for you.
Move.
Yeah, there you go.
It's a swamp.
It's a PSA.
Leave.
What are you going to wash away in New Orleans that anybody needs?
Do you think someday, like after climate change, there's going to be some post-apocalyptic world where somebody finds a missing city of Atlantis and it's just someone's titty beads?
What are these?
What were they used for?
This wonderful cultural center.
And this was used in a ritual sacrifice.
Hold up a red Solo cup.
These beads sent the Girls Gone Wild guy to jail.
Yes!
Oh, wow.
We believe they used to worship the god of Street Bourbon.
So, let's go through some predictions here.
And you guys can jump in whenever.
We're gonna start at 1943.
Wow.
It's a prediction.
1943, huh?
Yep.
The U.S.
was going to reach peak oil!
Remember that term?
For I know the Zoomers out there, you may not know this because they've kind of shied away from it now because they just don't really want to talk about it, but let me just give you just some sources, references, and I'll have all the references at TheLoudEarthCreditor.com.
They warned about peak oil in 1943, Bradford Evening Star.
Let's also be clear about this when we talk about peak oil.
1977, U.S. Department of Energy Organization Act.
1980, the Syracuse Post Standard.
1996, Noble Lord Richard Smalley.
2007, Government Accountability Office.
2021, the International Energy Agency.
Let's also be clear about this when they talk about peak oil.
In 2018, it was either 18 or 19, the United States was a net exporter of oil
for the first time in God knows how long.
It might have been the first time ever.
I know it's the first time on modern record.
But we went back.
Oh, well.
Because the environment's better off when we're begging a Saudi prince to light our homes.
And lugging it across the Pacific and the Atlantic.
But let me give you this.
An updated prediction.
We're going to reach peak oil.
In 2040.
This one's for real.
Kicking that tin can on down the road.
I mean, if you just keep changing it, eventually you're right.
That's only eight more years if my math is correct.
Yes, absolutely correct.
You remember learning about peak oil in high school?
I'd heard the term, so I just want to clarify.
Were you saying that each one of those was a new set date for peak oil?
No, no, that was when the predictions were made in official Publications.
So I'm just saying it's a prediction they've constantly been making, and then sometimes they'll say, oh it's going to be five years from now, oh it's going to be three years from now.
Like Al Gore made his prediction, I think that the, we'll get to it later, I think, there was like the Antarctic Ice Sheet was going to be gone by 2013, and then he sort of softly was like, ah, or I meant, or you know, a general timeline.
You know what prophets who predicted stuff that didn't come true in the name of God and the Old Testament had to deal with?
They stuck a glass rod up their pee hole and smashed it with a hammer?
A little bit worse.
No, wait, that's the Chinese.
A little bit worse.
Lordy do.
Look it up, I'm just saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Worse than that?
If you just keep predicting it for 50 years, yeah, just keep running that thing.
All right, let me go to the next one, since Dave doesn't remember peacoil.
No, you don't need to be sorry.
No, I remember hearing that.
Yeah, it's peacoil.
It means we're gonna, basically we're gonna run out of oil.
I also remember Use, Reduce, Recycle, yet you just watch it get thrown into the dump with everything else.
Around the corner, they just put it all together.
Hey, what about George Clooney advertising for Nespresso?
They have a recycling campaign!
Really?
How many people do you think put it in that little burlap sack and carry it back to the shitty mall where they purchased it?
Oh, this is alleged, but I know somebody who used to be his limo driver and said he's the biggest piece of crap ever.
He's just a horrible human being.
Well, you know, that's what happened.
That's why he does the head thing.
It's his inner asshole trying to get out.
He's like, Contain it!
So, 1967.
Here's another prediction.
Prediction number two, I guess we'll go through these in a list.
And you guys can comment as you're watching live, or sorry, as you're watching after it's live, which of these most stands out to you.
A dire famine was forecasted to be the worst and most disastrous ever by 1975.
So keep in mind this was made in 1967.
They were saying by 1975.
Did that happen?
This is from the UN, Washington Post, The Atlantic, The Evening Standard.
No.
Oh, well that's good, I guess, that it didn't happen, or were they lamenting it?
Oh, John Kerry made it in 2015, WAPO did it again in 2017, and the UN did it again in 2020.
I don't remember those.
The deadliest famine in history, by the way, the truth, was in China from 59 to 61, had nothing to do with climate change, had more to do with, you know, commie pricks.
Do you realize warming the temperatures up just a little bit actually produces more food, it makes people less likely to starve, reduces food costs around the world?
Now, now, now, now, now, if you're going to bring your non-scientific bullshit in here, we don't want to hear it.
It's actually fact.
You can walk your sorry ass on back to Kenya where I've never been.
But there's study after study.
The fact is you should shut it.
Yeah, but no, seriously, studies show this.
Y'all should really look into it.
Yeah, warming one degree or two is actually good for crops.
We'll get to that in a little bit.
There's so many predictions today.
It's a theme.
By the way, updated prediction now.
They predicted it again in 2021, the UN.
Really?
Yeah, you have that overlay eye.
Won't all the vitamin D kill COVID?
I have no idea.
But wait, in 2021, that's only got like a month and a half or so left.
It'll happen.
No, no, they predicted it again in 2021.
They're learning to be a little bit more abstract with their numbers.
They gotta get a little more Nostradamus-y and be like, let these things maybe happen.
I see an unattended crutch by a fire.
What?
All right.
What does that mean?
Thanks, Ted Turner.
So, here's another prediction in 1969.
And again, the point here is not, what about, what about, are you a scientist?
No, no, these were predictions that everybody believed.
You just saw, no one has a problem with the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio is not only not a scientist, but incapable of developing a romantic relationship with anyone who looks like they're older than 15.
It's a preference, I guess.
If you had a man bun like that, would you?
You know, look, I don't blame him.
I mean, I don't blame Leo DiCaprio.
He's saving the environment by buying 35 Priuses.
Yes, yes.
For his 19 homes.
Yeah.
The rare earth elements that he can find.
And he gives every nine-year-old he dates a blood diamond.
So my point is... He ate a bear.
I don't know how, but you know he carries it well.
As long as it's not a polar bear.
In 1969, population biologist Dr. Elric said in 20 years everyone would disappear, this is not a joke, in a cloud of blue steam.
This was a biologist.
This is what he wrote.
We must realize that unless we are extremely lucky, unless we are extremely lucky, Everybody will disappear in a cloud of blue steam in 20 years.
Now, I know I'm doing the theme here of their claim, prediction, and the truth.
This is one of those, it's so out there, it's like when a guy just starts windmill punching in a boxing match.
I don't even know how to handle that, it's so dumb.
As far as I know, this hasn't happened, but I guess...
No reports.
Uh, let's check in with the office, see how they're doing.
🎵 🎵
🎵 I spoke too soon!
That's sad.
I love Brendan, he's a good guy.
Where'd he go?
He's in the air.
Should've been drinking his milk.
That's what mother says.
Alright, pretty soon we're going to ditch the wig and the glasses, because at some point... I cannot.
Who are you speaking of?
This one's pretty tough to find a comparable prediction, like an updated version.
I think they sort of decided to lean away from the blue smoke.
The Thanos snap?
What is it, green smoke now or something?
Well, the closest thing I could find is a report ahead of the Glasgow Summit claims that 10 million people will die by 2030.
Ah.
Okay.
Why?
How will they?
I don't know.
Maybe there'll be some new kind of super-aids.
I have no idea.
Maybe there's like a giant Travis Scott concert.
Whatever.
There's gonna be violence on the African continent?
Like Barack Obama said it.
What a prediction.
There's violence there.
I'm like, oh jeez, that's never happened before.
Maybe stabbing people with a fentanyl pen or whatever.
Yeah, with a super fentanyl.
Is that what happened to Travis?
Who knows, but they're saying it's like a super, possibly a super fentanyl.
Super fentanyl because fentanyl wasn't strong enough.
What if you're like, I can't be carrying these rice grain sized amounts of fentanyl, what am I, a pack mule?
Yeah, it's like a cereal commercial for kids where it's like, there was a problem at the fentanyl factory.
Now it's whoops, all fentanyl.
Now it's mini fentanyl!
Yeah!
There's so much fentanyl.
You'll die before you finish chewing it.
Guys, this is a climate change.
This is the first time we've seen the effects of climate change directly impact concerts, and I have plenty of evidence.
Just read a book, okay?
I don't know how to read.
Well, you know what?
We all have a cross to bear.
I read Braille because I prefer to touch my words.
Well, your words touch me, so I guess it comes full circle there.
Mr. Thunberg.
I don't know who I am anymore.
I can't hear the clap.
I don't hear the sounds.
Here's a prediction, prediction number four, 1970.
Again, the hashtag is climate claims.
Hey, look, look, look, look.
I'm not going to continue this show until we see climate claims trending somewhere.
Let's go.
I don't care.
Where?
Anywhere.
Do it.
Like 20,000 of you hit like on YouTube last week.
Just share this right now out there.
How many likes do we have?
With the hashtag climate claims.
I don't care about the likes.
I want people to get this out there because everyone out there is going to say, look, this is the most referenced Uh, episodic that I can think of on this topic.
Yeah.
None of these are coming from, you know, uh, QAnon.net.tv.
These are coming from New York Times, Washington Post, Time Magazine.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio.
And the UN.
I mean, come on.
Try to tweet it out as serious as possible, but also make it insulting.
Yeah.
Just try to go a little under the radar.
If you happen to include a picture of your genitals, well, look, they come a long way.
No, no, no.
This isn't Australia doing the I'm-at-home shot for the COVID stuff.
What?
You could go, this is a swampy mess thanks to global warming.
That's funny, that was Jeffrey Toobin's nickname in college.
Really?
Yeah, swampy mess.
I thought it was Olds Faithful.
Oh no.
Alright, 1970, here's prediction number four.
They made the prediction that, this is a California newspaper, Redlands Daily, predicted there would be a food rationing in 64 and water rationing by 1980, and this was echoed across The country, the truth is in 1980 there was actually not only enough food for the modern diet system to be put in place, the first national nutritional guidelines were actually issued.
But here's the thing, we do have an updated prediction now.
That was 1970.
Was it 1970?
I have to be using these notes here today because I want to make sure that you guys don't crucify me if I'm off by a year or a month because I know that that invalidates everything.
Don't kid yourself, it's gonna happen anyways.
Yes!
Now the new prediction is, by 2035, 60% of our meat will have to be lab-grown.
Why?
I don't give a shit.
I don't care if cows fart.
I watched Selma Hayek eat grasshoppers once, that was fun.
Hasn't the Colonel been doing that for years?
He's like, you are my eyeless babies.
Born without feathers.
What are the secret herbs and spices?
Cricket!
What I do to them is the spice.
Oh, what?
Their pain.
They can't speak.
Their screams are the extra spice.
So here is something, a prediction in 1970.
Another one.
Now, I want to be really clear because you're going to say, well, why are you showing this documentary?
Well, this documentary was released.
It was very popular.
However, this is a sentiment that was echoed for many, many years throughout the 70s.
And there was scientific consensus in the 70s.
But I wanted to provide visual aids.
Sorry, we're done with the chasing butt gig thing.
Visual assistance.
There you go.
Leonard Nimoy.
Here he is talking about how there's gonna be a new ice age by the year 2000.
Here.
What scientists are telling us now is that the threat of an ice age is not as remote as they once thought.
During the lifetime of our grandchildren, arctic cold and perpetual snow could turn most of the inhabitable portions of our planet into a polar desert.
The brutal buffalo winter might become common all over the United States.
Climate experts believe the next ice age is on its way.
According to recent evidence, it could come sooner than anyone had expected.
At weather stations in the far north, temperatures have been dropping for 30 years.
You know, frozen hell.
Buffalo.
Long free of summer ice are now blocked year round.
According to some climatologists, within a lifetime, we might be living in the next ice age.
What?
You couldn't hire Kirk?
Too busy preparing a space launch?
Listen, second string needs some help.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Hopefully it dry freezes those ears.
Well, we're food rationing.
You keep saying nanu nanu, buddy.
Right?
Stupid Spock.
So, just to be clear, I wanted to show you that because that was released and it was fear-mongering, of course.
But it's bad?
Ice is bad in that one.
Yeah, well, ice is bad in that one.
It's almost like they understood that frozen tundra is worse for crops.
But let me really quickly hit this.
This was widely accepted science.
This was Washington Post, 1971.
The White House.
1974.
Guardian in 1974.
Time Magazine, 1974.
The world could be as little as 50 or 60 years away from a disastrous new ice age, is what the Washington Post said.
Time said telltale signs are everywhere.
When climatologist George J. Kukla of Columbia University, blah, blah, blah.
I mean, these are everywhere.
And here's something else, too.
This is something that you're told today.
Now, I'm not saying that because they were wrong about all of it before, but that means they can't be right about
anything today. But the argument that they throw out 97% consensus, immediately dismiss it. It's
a bullshit argument. Okay, I've told you about this before. You can go back and watch that segment.
However, this is not the first time that What?
that they've made this argument. This is important because now people say, well, there might
have been one or two. I just gave you every major publication throughout the 1970s and
not only that, but these major publications were saying that anyone who denied the idea
of a coming ice age were denying what? What? Scientific consensus.
This is from New York Times, all the bullshit that's fit to smear, saying climatologists can predict what temperature averages and extremes to expect over the next 10, 20, 30 years.
They are predicting greater fluctuations and a cooling trend for the northern hemisphere, and they invoked the rhetoric of scientific consensus.
This was in 1976.
It seems like the same arguments they're using today.
By the way, tell me one of the warmest years on record.
2000.
No.
1930s.
You'd have to go back to the 1930s.
Yeah, I know, but the 14th warmest year on record was 2000, is what I have right here.
I just find that funny because it was warmer before An Inconvenient Truth, and then moderately cooler after.
Exactly.
Well, no, no, no, that was the pause, the great pause.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was like the guy who timed all of his stock betting on Ask Jeeves.
He couldn't have picked a worse time, Al Gore.
Bought American Airlines on September 10th, did you?
Really bad idea.
Well, really, it was actually spirit.
I thought that paying for your carry-on luggage was innovative.
United 93.
I sit on the board at Apple.
I don't even know how to work this thing, but one time I got my wiener caught in it because I thought it was a Swedish masseuse.
I don't know what happened.
They said you could do that on the internet.
I didn't know it wasn't directly into the floppy drive.
Anyway, that's not important.
More money, please.
More money, please.
ManBearPig.
There was no Ice Age in 2000.
It was the 14th warmest year on record.
Oh, there wasn't?
No, there wasn't.
Oh, what a surprise.
Nimoy, you have failed me!
I like how in the 70s they're like, who can we get that's a real scientist?
Spock!
Spock!
He plays one on TV.
Did you graduate high school?
No.
That's not true.
Ah, I don't care.
We'll put you on the cover of Time.
There'll be none the wiser.
I've been in space, though.
Do you have a haircut that's on a statue in a Chinese restaurant?
Yes.
People will assume that someone who's that weird looking is clearly intelligent.
They have to be.
That's the whole life budget theory.
He does have an intelligence about him.
But he's an actor, so we know he's not.
Right, yes, exactly right.
He's a liar for a living.
Here's an updated prediction.
A mini Ice Age, now you may not know this, could hit the Earth by 2030.
So they haven't totally abandoned the Ice Age argument.
But they said mini Ice Age.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Apparently open to interpretation.
It's just a little chilly.
Buffalo's going to get cold again.
It's like an Ice Age with less storage.
Well, it roughly goes from November to February.
Right, yeah.
It's mini.
It's a mini one.
Interesting.
These are just general guidelines, just so you know.
I'm not a scientist.
It doesn't mean anything.
Here's another prediction in 1970.
Number six.
Life magazine claimed that people would have to wear gas masks for pollution by the year 1985.
Oh, they were kind of right.
It's just not for pollution.
Right, yeah.
Well, you know what?
Here's what's funny is the updated prediction now.
COVID masks will cause record levels of waste in the ocean.
Oh no, a hermit crab is going to be wearing someone's face diaper as a shell.
But they won't get COVID.
We've noticed there's a natural immunity to COVID from hermit crabs.
They're all wearing masks, very compliant.
Crustaceans, mollusks.
I don't know what a mollusk is.
All these sea cows are very well protected from COVID.
They just wear Amy Schumer's mask.
Just a manatee in a mask that says Black Lives Matter.
I need the Lizzo version, please.
It's trying to light everything on fire, but it can.
It's water.
Think about this for a second.
All the disposable, because the disposable masks, those are the only ones that work.
Yeah.
Right?
Your reusable cotton masks, your reusable poly blend masks.
Disgusting.
They don't work at all, but let's think about this for a second.
Every time I go to a restaurant now, I have to drink Well, this is according to Dr. Anthony Fauci, by the way, lest anybody get mad at us.
I don't know what happened.
Don't touch your face.
there was some sea tortoise that might be chewing on my bubble tea straw.
No, no.
But now you're just like, by the way, let's just everyone dispose of masks.
And if you want it to work, you have to wear a new mask every single time you touch a mask.
Well, this is according to Dr. Anthony Fauci, by the way, lest anybody get mad at us.
I don't know what happened. Don't touch your face. No, no.
Let's don't touch your face.
The Averitt straws are awful.
They're the worst.
Seriously, you get the paper in your mouth.
Partway you would say, what am I supposed to do with this?
When they fall apart, two sips in, it's gone.
I'm going to a cocktail bar with my wife and her friends, so it's $18 a drink, and you say, oh, I guess give me your twist on a gimlet with a little bit of a habanero, and it tastes like kindling.
Wow, wow, good.
Do you have anything in the Duraflame flavor?
You drink liquor through a straw?
Well, they give you straws.
You do if you're an alcoholic and your mouth don't work.
And you got a hole in your neck.
I guess you got me.
Well, you're talking about Al Gore.
Here's another prediction in 1989.
Rising sea levels would drown countries by the year 2000.
I guess I don't even know.
It's like, how do you fact check this?
Have any countries drowned?
Are there any countries that haven't learned how to swim yet?
Do we have any Atlantis' out there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are the Keys wearing floaties?
No.
Okay.
Well, they've updated the prediction.
Now it's Florida will be drowned by 2060 from the Guardian.
They just pushed the date back a little bit.
Right, so by 2060, so they said it would be gone by now, but now by 2060 you can be sure they're not going to be able to tape any more bloodlines.
I have a speech prepared for this.
Oh, uh, really?
Yes.
Well, it's less a speech and more a music video, but it's important.
Oh.
The world is dying, unless I can save it.
you you
Oh Oh
Thunberg, fear the Thunberg.
I was lightning and then Thunberg, Thunberg.
Thunberg, fear the Thunberg.
Lightning and the Thunberg, Thunberg, Thunberg.
Kids were laughing in my classes while polar bears were dying by the masses.
Look at you.
Who do you think you are driving that big shiny car?
Do you want me?
Are you thirsty?
Do you want to see what's in me?
Okay.
Why did you stop that before the sexy part?
Well, you know what?
I know you're 18 now, but I can't see anymore.
I'm blind.
You still can't put a price on life experience.
I'm gonna do it here then.
No, stop it.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Hear the thunberg.
Lightning.
And a thunberg.
Why am I cutting back to it?
I can't see.
Daddy.
What does it say?
Daddy's been dirty.
It says back off, man.
I'm a scientist.
Oh, okay.
It's from a movie because I'm going to turn back into Dave now.
Because this wig is itchy.
Alright, okay.
Let's cut away from that.
Please let him take off the wig and the damn jacket.
Darn.
I didn't know that he was going to be doing this this morning.
I was like, look, you can't do this the whole show.
You've got to give me a heads up.
When we did the show, we had Bernie Sanders hosting the show and Donald Trump.
Guys, just so you know, you are only going to talk to Bernie or Donald Trump.
All right.
Look, you said do something for climate change, and we thought a Greta Thunberg music video was the only way to go.
There was no option.
Adava Thunberg.
That way we don't get sued.
No way was that Greta.
It was simply her older brother, sister.
Yes.
Look how rosy I am, because I'm still in girl makeup.
You look jolly.
Like, I love Campbell's soup, or I'm a dangerous binge drinker.
I'm not gonna let you come down my chimney, buddy.
So, forget it, pal.
I'm not gonna sit in your lap.
I see your chimney.
1988, here's another prediction.
Officials claimed that the Maldives would be underwater in the next 30 years.
So let's see, 98?
Yeah, let's count it.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that was, well, we're past it.
Again.
Truth!
30 years later, they hit a record for tourism.
1.48 million visitors.
But don't worry, they've revised it now that the Maldives could disappear by the end of the century.
This is at CSNBC.
Hey, by the way, if you guys are watching right now and you're irritated, Smash that like button watching right now on YouTube smash the like button and please share it with hashtag climate claims because People need to know this stuff because here's what's funny is you will get people will rebut this and say you're not I readily acknowledge I'm not a scientist.
This is The issue here is people buying into bullshit despite them not being a scientist Look, if you are not a scientist, isn't it better to start from the beginning point of skepticism than it is of accepting it wholesale?
You still have people, here's what's ironic, you still have some people who believe these predictions now.
I guarantee you if I grab 20 people off the street, a certain number of them are going to believe the peak oil mists that have already been moved.
They don't know that their scientists have moved the goalposts.
That's the issue.
And do you see a pattern here, by the way?
You're a science denier.
We talked about this the other day.
You're a science denier.
You're an election denier.
You're back to being a science denier because you're not a virologist, right?
You're a heretic.
Every single time this happens, you get browbeaten with facts that appear to be facts.
Well, I trust the science.
Really?
Which one?
Oh, okay.
That's why you're vaccinating five-year-olds?
That's messed up, that one.
It really is.
And now there's kids that have died.
Are we allowed to say that?
Sorry.
There have allegedly been some people who may have had complications at some point associated with the vaccine, even though it is the safest and most researched with the best long-term studies vaccine ever.
And the most vaccine sort of vaccine you can get.
Yes.
It just makes common sense.
Yes.
That's right.
Yes.
He's a guy you should trust.
Also, the earth is warming uncontrollably.
Also, sand flies eating a beagle's face is not gain of science.
It's just the natural order of things.
It's just science.
Function.
Gain of function.
I watch Species.
Hungry.
Yeah, I watch it every night before I go to bed.
Sometimes that happens.
Sometimes I see a really attractive woman and I go, are you Species?
You're Species.
So.
Prediction in 1988.
If you don't ask.
You don't ask.
That's the whole thing with Species.
She doesn't tell you.
She plays all coy about it like, no, I'm a woman.
You're Species.
They're like undercover cops.
They have to tell you, right?
I don't think that's how it works.
Usually when you see her, you know, lift a train car and throw it across a cornfield, you're like, Species!
Ha ha!
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew it.
Nothing gets past me, Species.
When a hot chick wants to jump in the sack with you and you're a disgusting human being.
Yeah, that's enough.
That should be the... If she doesn't need to throw a train car, she could just say, Hey, you're handsome.
I'd be like, Species!
Do you know by 2050, 33% of all women will be species?
Really?
What?
Yeah, it's true.
Well, hold on a second.
No, wait.
I'm getting word.
It's gonna be potentially by the end of the century.
Oh, they moved it again.
Wait, hold on a second, I'm getting a word.
Yep.
Update.
Everything that we just said about species was bullshit.
Sorry.
Oh.
Wait, I just got word it was last Thursday.
Oh my god, what?
I knew it!
Check your wives.
I knew it when my wife choked me with her forked tongue.
I was thinking like, that's weird.
I was like, bitch you species!
Wouldn't that be a great film to watch in a black movie theater in Detroit?
Oh, I would love it.
That bitch is Species!
There's no way she likes that guy!
There's no way!
He is ugly, he is an ugly mother, that bitch is Species!
Ah, there you go, you gonna die, you gonna die!
Oh, oh shit, now he's kissing Species!
Oh, yeah, hope you enjoy that, cause you ain't gonna get none.
You ain't gonna get none, you just gonna die.
From Species.
Popcorn's burning, bitch.
Alright, 1988 prediction.
Bob Reese predicted, or Rice, I don't care, predicted that Lower Manhattan would be completely underwater by 2018.
Well, here's the thing, actually, the truth is... It didn't happen, though.
No, no, no, the truth is, it actually has.
What?
Yeah, just not for the reasons they thought.
Yeah, so, you know?
That's a different kind of water.
I don't know if that's in the archive.
New York City will be awash in hobo piss.
That was the day after tomorrow, Jake Jones.
I was like, we have to get to the library.
Why?
Hobo piss!
In any consolation, it's in much worse shape.
Might be better.
Being underwater would be a great thing for Lower Manhattan.
Kind of clean the streets.
Be kind of a cleansing of the soul.
Yes.
So, well, here's a good thing.
There's an update from travel.com.
New York City, it'll be underwater by 2050.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wasn't all of Miami supposed to be underwater already?
Yeah, there's a whole bunch of stuff like that.
Too much cocaine, it floats.
Well, all the buildings were built on cocaine money.
That whole city's cocaine money.
No, no, no.
Literally cocaine.
They just stuff it under.
I'm sure a lot of it literally is.
What do we do with all this?
I thought it was underwater because it needed to cool the state down from all the mamacitas.
Oh boy.
I agree.
I'm in Miami.
Look at that gorge.
I need my pee!
I don't know why they said this.
AHHHH!
Multilingual species!
Catch!
See?
I knew it!
AOC's totally species.
It's the googly eye.
She has to keep bringing it back because it's trying to get out.
Species?
Back inside.
I'm the species exorcist.
AOC!
Hey!
Species!
Back!
Close mouth!
Her people costume is just coming apart.
I'm going to get into a fight over AOC with the feds.
I've been tracking species for 20 years.
Get out.
This is my jurisdiction.
Like hell!
Yeah, we get that you want us to be dismantled, but, uh, look, this is a real thing.
Yes.
Don't give me any of that George Washington crap.
I've learned how to think like species.
And let me tell you, the species is not exactly what you think.
Species is an avowed socialist who drives her Tesla three blocks with eyes googly.
I repeat, googly!
And she is stunningly stupid.
Yes.
Uh, it's really not an advanced species at all.
Just uncharacteristically dumb.
Yeah, just really useless.
But in Congress.
Yes.
We're really doing it a favor by letting it, just let it live.
Oh, also, by the way, you might not want to let her do jello shots on you because her tongue will exit your spine.
So, okay, next prediction.
Number 10.
This is actually, they said That children wouldn't know what snow is by 2020.
Well, I live in Texas, I don't know what snow is.
David Parker, a researcher at the Hadley Center for... Are all kids mentally impaired?
Yes.
I don't know!
Oh, that's what he said!
He's like, by 2020 all kids will be retarded.
Ah!
Different prediction.
Makes more sense now.
I mean... And it was just in Arkansas.
Why wouldn't you know what snow was?
There's still history.
And movies.
None of this makes sense.
They won't even know what snow is.
Everything that's ever captured snow on film will have been burned by the sun.
Yes, that's the rhetoric.
Like, I know what a woolly mammoth is.
Yeah, I've never met a triceratops.
No.
But I've heard of them.
I've also met a bisceratops.
Have you?
I've met a quadceratops, a pelagic.
Well, that's not really a subspecies, it's just a triceratops who an LSD dove into an empty pool.
That's true, yeah.
They do move in herds.
Here's to triceratops to speak to the school about why not to take drugs.
Here's Jeff Goldblum reaching into a spot of shit.
Alright, children wouldn't know what snow is but so David Parker, researcher at the Hadley Center for Climate Prediction Research said, British children Could have only virtual experience of... Wait, is this... Oh, that's right, he's English.
British children could have only virtual experience of the snow via the internet.
They might wander at polar scenes or eventually feel virtual cold.
Thank Lord we have this vinyl edition of Josh Groban's Polar Express soundtrack.
Children, people... He was very cold, you see.
Mr. Scrooge, can we blow out all of the candles, making the room so hot?
Yes, yes, yes.
Because the dark was cheap, you see, and Ebenezer liked it.
Well, there I go again.
I should, I perhaps, assume, return back to my realm of science, but it appears I'm a douchebag there, too.
Chimney sweeps are no longer needed.
Do your kids know what snow is?
So here's a prediction now, in 2040, the UK won't have snow anymore.
They didn't say that children won't know what snow is, but they're like, they won't have it.
My kid knew what snow was when we left the hospital.
Because it was snowing.
Just ask Linus.
I only prefer February snowflakes.
Well, you see, the problem with him is he's a climate denier, you see.
There are no snowflakes in Peanuts Land, despite what one Mr. Schultz might try and indoctrinate you with.
More money, please.
More money, please.
There's so much money, it's the biggest racket ever.
It really is.
Imagine getting paid for making these predictions.
Imagine getting paid for saying that in the year 2020, kids won't know what snow is.
Ah, yeah, brilliant!
Give him another grand.
How much did we pay for that shit?
Well, thankfully it was in the UK, so we didn't.
Hopefully it was cheaper than a lot of... I'm sure we did.
The sun's just gonna burn out one day.
It will eventually.
Yep, and it's just gonna take this pile of waste with it.
In a champagne supernova.
In a champagne supernova, in the sky.
2004.
Here's another prediction.
The Pentagon report warned the UK climate would be like Siberia by 2020.
Hold on.
This is from a Pentagon report.
I'm curious.
Is Siberia hot?
Uh, that was also confusing to me.
Because the previous prediction we had said they won't know what snow is.
This one says they're going to be covered by the snow.
Well, this is from the Pentagon, so you know it's good.
Ah, it's different.
You know it's good.
United 93.
It's not just good, it's Pentagon good.
Pentagon good.
Not Pentagram good, Pentagon good.
It puts its pentagram on it, though.
It's a stamp of approval.
More of a ram's head, really.
What the hell is going on here?
It is five points.
Did they cite the other report on no snow?
Did they be like, yeah, building off of this report, you guys are going to be in sleep.
Well, apparently the Pentagon didn't get the memo from the scientists who were being published in the New York Times.
Boy, the Pentagon really has a shitty track record, doesn't it?
Doesn't even think about it.
Yeah, it does.
Oh, gosh.
So do scientists, apparently.
I keep hearing the word consensus, but they don't seem to be consensus at all.
So this is from the Pentagon Report.
It was reported in the Guardian in 2004.
They wrote this.
Major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a Siberian climate by 2020.
Nuclear conflict, megadroughts, famine, and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.
And then they said, wait, that's my line.
Well, that's actually true.
Well, they got the writing.
It's just not because of weather.
Yeah.
It was BLM.
No, there were droughts and stuff.
You see all them dead flamingos in that picture?
I hate them.
Crazy.
Super sad.
Hey.
Flamingos.
Can't they fly?
You know that I own a flamingo ranch.
All right.
If they can fly, I don't feel sorry.
I meant no offense by it.
It could move.
You said you liked my flamingos and I let you feed them.
Well, I lied.
I did it out of... I was being polite.
So, in 2020... It hurts.
The UK's... The UK's climate included... This is so stupid that I'm having to fact check this.
Record-breaking rainfall.
Yes it is.
Record dry and sunny periods.
And a summer heatwave.
But here's the updated prediction!
Hey!
Hey!
Update!
Update!
Heatwave?
I don't know.
We have an update.
What?
What?
No idea.
What?
I don't understand what's happening.
Me neither.
Did you have a stroke?
Update.
What's the update?
What are you talking about?
I did.
I said I had a summer heat wave.
What's going on?
You said there was an update.
Yeah.
You guys screwing with me?
Is there something going out to air right now that's like me with a big dick or something?
That's something you guys would do!
You guys all form against me!
You're all out here to get me!
Did you guys want to convince everybody I have a giant penis again?
That old man!
I didn't say attached to me!
Stop it!
Don't tell people I have a giant penis again!
It's one I collect.
Come on, come up with something original.
Come on.
Geez, guys.
Why don't you make something up for a change?
Yeah, I pay you to write, not just report.
The updated prediction, 2021, 10 areas of the UK could be underwater by 2050 because of rising sea levels.
Well, okay, well there you go.
10 areas?
10 areas!
You said the entire place!
I don't fully understand.
I'm not a scientist, I'm just reading.
So, 10 areas sounds like it could be the whole thing.
Yeah, it sounds like it could be.
I don't understand how they do it, like states versus provinces.
But either way, someone's missing some molars.
Well, that rock, that's an area.
I mean, that rock used to be like that far above the water.
I mean, now it's gone.
I mean, I moved it under the water.
I threw it in the water.
Regardless.
By the way, whenever people say like, well you're not a scientist, yeah, also Al Gore got the, not only did he get the Academy Award, which gay lesbian was it?
Was it Sinead O'Connor?
Was it Melissa Etheridge?
Or was it Sarah McLachlan?
Was it the wings of an angel?
Or was it the come through my window?
No.
Which lesbian sang the I don't know.
Oh, for the movie?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
Was it Melissa Etheridge?
I think it was Etheridge.
Point is, Al Gore and two angry lesbians got Academy Awards.
Nothing compares to global warming.
Some inconvenient boobs.
Oh yes.
Well no, that's 2020 stuff.
I love tits, I'm a girl.
Yeah, just think about this for a second.
You go back to Melissa Etheridge, the Melissa Etheridge who won the 2009 Academy Award, or I don't know, was nominated.
I'm going by rote here.
If you were to tell Melissa Etheridge back then in 2009, be like, hey, by the way, you know that in only 10 years time, you could actually just put on your driver's license that you're a man and you can go into the match and compete, and she'd be like, don't be a fool now!
Like, so my career's destroyed?
It's like, yeah, you really rush it.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So 2009, this is prediction Al Gore, who was also not a scientist, but people weren't complaining when this was actually being taught as a part of curriculum.
Mr. Gore.
You mean the rightful president of the United States, even?
Well, I won.
I won Florida.
I wanted to do a recount.
Really?
Hold on a second.
Why was there opposition to the recount?
I don't know.
What counties did you... I only wanted to include three.
Only three counties for the recount.
I didn't want to recount the whole state.
We're not retired.
I won the popular vote.
I'm a more popular person.
Right, yeah.
Because that counts.
And then people are like, whoa, dodged a bullet there.
Can you imagine him during 9-11?
Like, hi guys.
You have a lot of growing up to do.
Why would you want to be president after you've seen what's going on in that office for the previous eight years?
We're gonna need a deep cleaning.
Because he saw what went on in that office for the previous eight years.
Yeah, that's true.
Break me off a piece of that.
He's like, yeah, I'm gonna get some chunky chicks from the mail room.
Disgusting!
From now on, I have a rule.
I only hire fat interns with low self-esteem.
Yeah, come on in here.
I have something for you on a cigar.
Yeah, I know you may be asking, how's that a professional qualification?
So, 2009, he said there would be no more ice in the Arctic by 2013.
The amount that disappeared in 2005 was equivalent to everything east of the Mississippi.
The extra amount that disappeared last fall was equivalent to this much.
You better not stand on it.
Can you imagine him standing on the ice and it's a wonderful life that kids are riding on a shovel?
The amount remaining could be completely gone in summer in as little as five years.
Can you imagine him standing on the ice and it's a wonderful life that kids are riding
on a shovel just, he's just going to go straight down.
So it's such a knob.
I know.
Just to be clear, the ice does ebb.
There's ebbing and flowing.
So in 2012, there was 1.67 million square miles of Arctic ice.
2013, 2.25.
Oh, mostly true.
So there you go.
2012 there was 1.67 million square miles of Arctic ice.
2013, 2.25.
Oh, mostly true.
Yeah, so most, yeah.
So there's more.
Well there was more in 2013 compared to 2012.
Are we gonna debunk any of this today?
Are we the prosecution?
Well we can't debunk it because there is an updated prediction!
Arctic sea ice could be gone according to National Geographic, or as I used to call it, the Tube Sock Teddy Magazine.
Arctic sea ice could be gone by the year 2035.
They should have pushed that one out a little further.
You know, come on.
I mean, 60 is what I was thinking.
Give yourselves a little slack.
It's like in my schedule.
I started building in an extra 10 minutes just for transportation.
Then you'd be like, oh man, it happened so much faster than we thought, but we were still right.
Right.
Can't do that now.
Well, here's the thing, though.
Al Gore left out.
He wanted to focus more on the polar bears and the ice.
Oh, that's sad.
I mean, how's he going to set up his home bar cart?
You mean those floaty devices that run around and kill things?
Yeah.
Those soulless killing machines?
You mean those lovely Christmas bears that I think you're being pretty agnostic about?
Do you have any idea what would happen to a seal if he showed up with a coke to a polar bear?
What he deserves.
That seal was making eyes at me.
Okay, so Al Gore actually left out an important aspect of how climate change affects people, and we're not beyond, obviously, finding some common ground.
Recent study shows that 70% of Americans suffer from climate anxiety, and here at Latter-Worth Crowder we care about people, if nothing else, so we actually asked people about it and filmed a PSA regarding the negative impact of climate anxiety and how it impacts all of our lives.
You know, climate change affects me and my familia because, you know, when we were in Guatemala, we had to move over here because we had a big drought.
And I lost five of my siblings.
And I almost lost the other one.
And so I just... I'm sorry.
I can't.
I've recently been diagnosed with a very real condition known as climate anxiety.
And unfortunately, it's led to a host of neurological disorders, including back spasms, forgetfulness, and impotence.
Oh, me?
Uh, sorry.
Yeah, climate change?
Uh, I'm not really sure if climate change affects me at all.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about it.
Well here, I got some information for you.
Maybe look this over real quick?
I guess, yeah.
Climate change affects me because I'm a veterinarian.
And in just two years, 80% of all animals will be dead.
And I'll be out of a job.
But mostly the animal thing.
So you're saying people are the problem.
I have people at home.
A wife and two awful step kids.
Climate change affects me because my family has owned a ski resort for over a hundred years and now all the snow is melting and only the tall mountains can stay open.
My hope is through sharing my story that somebody else out there might be able to come forward and get treated for this really, really real thing that is happening across the world.
Now there's no more climate change in my house.
I'm gonna go to the mall and stop some climate change there.
Well, look, none of us has remained unaffected.
It's true.
What will ski bums do when they have no mountains?
It's true.
Probably just use New York City as a public stall.
Well, that's an option.
I think that man might have killed his family.
No, I don't think so.
Oh.
No.
No, he's fighting climate change.
Snow, snow, snow.
I want to piss my name inside of all the snow.
That really is the best part of snow.
It is, yeah.
But I've never done it well enough where people can't rave.
Well, you know, everyone knows that I have now that you guys started spreading the rumor.
It's like a firehose.
It's more like a wood-burning set.
Which, by the way, that was a wonderful toy to give to an eight-year-old dad.
A wood-burning set.
For crying out loud, I still have burn marks.
What did you learn in your lesson?
I didn't learn anything.
Those things didn't work at all.
We had one of those.
Well, it was actually at my grandma's.
It was a heater too close to drapes or IV.
Well, it's because you pushed it there.
Mine was a curling iron put inside the foot of my bed by my dad.
I don't know what lesson was taught there.
What?
I had a heated blanket in 1985.
I actually have good memories of the heated blanket.
There's a lot of people who don't.
Yeah, my mom would cover me in the electric blanket.
Fortunately, she'd do it in the tub.
Location, location, location.
That's gotta be a firearmer, though, to get that news.
They had a heated blanket on and burned alive.
I was like, oh.
Well, it worked.
So they were warm.
Like the two broads in Final Destination in the tanning beds.
Oh, yeah, we'd kick it off.
Oh, we'd kick it off.
All right.
By the way, hey, smash that like button if you're watching on YouTube.
Do it right now.
And smash the rumble button, too, because if we're on YouTube, are we still on YouTube?
Oh, good!
That surprises me.
I guarantee you this is going to be labeled for misinformation, even though they won't have any fact check at all.
And you guys can comment.
We're going to move on to some predictions that haven't come true yet, but are currently being made, or newer predictions anyway.
And I want to hear what you guys think these are going to be.
Here's one, and we'll be talking about this on Mug Club, Dave and I.
specifically about Michigan because we're both Michiganders.
Yeah.
You know, the lake is very...
It's important to our livelihood there in Michigan.
It is.
So it's really is kind of at the...
It's the foundation of the culture, really, in Michigan.
This was in 2013.
The prediction was that the Great Lakes were going to disappear.
What we're seeing in global warming is the evaporation of our Great Lakes.
It's a scary thing to think about what this will ultimately do to us.
The president is going to face the issue head on.
There are some who want to run away from it.
They can do that if they wish.
Jackie Treehorn?
By the way, they said that they would need decades of rain to restore the levels.
Decades?
Decades.
Many, many decades.
They said that like in 2017, I believe.
Lake Huron, Michigan and Superior set new high water records in January 2020.
Hey, well you did a good job.
But they're gone, right?
Yeah, the previous records were from the 1980s.
Hmm.
We fought the climate change.
Sorry, wait a second.
Did they all set records?
I want to make sure I have that correct.
I know Lake Superior set a record.
Did they all set high water records in January 2020?
I don't know, sir.
I know they were all higher than average and I know Superior set a record.
Someone can fact check that so I don't have to admonish myself.
I know Lake Superior was a record.
I don't know.
Ask the guy who washes my boat.
Oh, the governor's husband?
Yep.
You're both that can't go into the overpass because the water level's too high now?
That's the thing, too!
They've had to redredge harbors, all these, because they've made predictions.
And by the way, this is something else that I've talked about here.
You can run a search on it, or go to ladasclatter.com.
You know, in Michigan, cherries are very important.
They're one of the biggest exports, or at least they are the top exporter of cherries in North America.
No.
And cherries, the thing about cherries, because now they say, well, it's not global warming, it's global cooling.
And I go, well, it's extreme temperatures.
Cherries are a very persnickety crop.
They require a long, slow-thawing winter and moderate spring and summer.
Record cherry crop yield!
Don't worry, you wouldn't know it because the government fixed the prices.
So they dump cherries when there's a surplus.
Don't we have homeless people?
Couldn't you just give them all of the milk that we dump and the cherries?
I mean, you need to have some extra bathrooms open, but the point is, they don't have to be starving!
Let them eat cherries!
Let them eat cherries and let them drink milk.
There you go.
Milk and cherries.
I was in that movie.
Yeah, it was Lake Huron, Michigan, and Superior that set records.
It set records.
Okay.
Wow.
They really did.
Wow.
Huh.
I was reading, I was reading some, I guess MLive is full of crap.
I was reading local press, and what I read said that Superior set a record, but that Michigan didn't.
So it's Erie?
It's all of them.
Well, Huron, Michigan, Superior.
And the others were higher than average.
Who cares?
The point is, starfish are assholes, because that's the point.
This is another prediction that was made in 2017.
You guys all heard about this because we talk about it on the show, that wasting starfish disease is caused by AIDS climate change.
Scientists are searching for clues to what's been killing starfish.
What is killing sea stars?
In some places, 95% of the starfish population has died.
It's called sea star wasting syndrome, and it causes the marine animals to die in a particularly gruesome way.
And as the tissue dies, they oftentimes will lose arms.
Oh, dang.
In college, all they did was kill starfish.
The arms just crawl away.
Okay.
That arm's like, I'm outta here.
Not if Pete Buttkick has anything to say about it.
Get over here.
He's like, he's like Scorpion.
So, as recently as this year, and going back to 2013, the die-off was attributed to climate change by outlets like the New York Times, The Independent, and of course they cited scientists.
However, actually, now empiricists at Cornell, I don't know if you know this, but Keith Olbermann went there.
Did he?
I went to Cornell.
He did a thrill up his leg there, too.
Is that where you learned douchebag 101?
He did, yes.
You could only be so fortunate as to fervently study in the ways of douchebaggery.
Everyone here is related.
So, they at Cornell traced a smoking gun to a virus, the densovirus, actually.
So it's not climate change, it's an actual virus.
Here you go.
After months of research, scientists have identified the pathogen at the heart of the starfish wasting disease.
They say it's different from all other known viruses infecting marine organisms.
They've dubbed it Sea Star Associated Densovirus.
When you look on a scale of hundreds and hundreds of animals, as we did, it's very clear that the virus is associated with symptomatic sea stars.
Okay.
Did I just see a purple starfish?
Mm-hmm.
Dreams do come true, said Pete Buttigieg.
I'm sorry, his husband!
I mean... I did that.
I used to have to get a balloon and stretch it!
So!
Whenever I see a purple starfish, I get an ice pack.
Preparation.
And here's the thing, where people will say, oh that's not the number one concern.
No it's not, but this is what they use to manipulate children.
I know when I was a kid, and I watched Captain Planet, they had certain myths that they would perpetuate for children.
This is what they want to do.
We all know that we grew up, kids Kids in this generation, the starfish, probably they're polar bears.
You remember us?
It was the polar bears.
That's what we were all taught.
All polar bears.
Absolutely.
There'll be no more polar bears, which I was like, I don't really give a shit.
You know what I mean?
At a certain point I'm like, I don't really care.
Again, I've never met one.
It's the same thing I always complain about.
They're like, oh, what if we lose all the great whites?
Fine.
You know, I don't think any, I don't think any surfers are going to be like, I don't remember the good old days.
No, no.
What, when you were missing half your hamstring?
No, no, no.
I'll take my chances with a few extra sunfish.
Yeah, there's no one-legged surfer that's like, let's save those things.
Yeah, let's save those, let's save those soulless, just like the people in that, whatever, power plant in The Thing, you know, they'd still probably rather take their chances with the shapeshifter than going out with the polar bears.
I'm sure they would love it if it got a little warmer there.
Yeah, for crying out loud.
Anyway, this brings us to our next prediction that we all grew up with.
So you have the empirical, you have the scientific studies that are incorrect, and then these are the ones that they use to tug on your heartstrings, like Leo DiCaprio.
Oh, we had to tape The Revenant in Ecuador or some shit.
I don't know.
I couldn't stop focusing on his man bun.
Ecuador.
So he needs some real shock therapy.
Can someone put him on a rotating chair and dip him back into an electrical pool like Shutter Island?
I don't know.
Can you method act that?
Okay.
It really should be cut off.
Yeah.
And handed to him like, this is dead now.
Stop it.
Should be superglued to a shrunken head of him.
So, this is a prediction in 2020 now, they've revised it because I've made this prediction a bunch of times, that the polar bear species is headed for extinction.
Arctic polar bears are facing near extinction by the end of the century if the sea ice they depend on continues to disappear.
That's the stark warning from a new study looking at the long-term future of the bears as greenhouse gas emissions contribute to the melting of the bears' frozen hunting grounds.
What is that slush thing?
They put that polar bear in the middle of... They do the photo shoot in the middle of Brooklyn?
I like that the polar bear is just staring over like, what?
This is what I do.
I'll kill you too.
Yeah, you wanna dance, boy?
You look edible.
You know what happens if the polar bears run out of food?
Where they currently are?
I don't actually.
Dave, of course they just sit there and die because they have no intellect.
They don't have the ability to go somewhere.
They go somewhere else to get more food!
Yeah, well they don't have a McDonald's for polar bears.
That's where we need to build the wall is to stop the polar bears from coming over.
They're heading south, boys!
That's really dangerous.
You could eat them.
Oh my gosh, you're gonna need a bigger boat.
That sounds like a horrible Pixar movie.
No, more like DreamWorks.
The polar bears are headed south.
It's like a polar bear at a Hawaiian surfboard.
He's like, hey, come on, watch your old man.
Dad.
And the mom's like, oh, shake what your mama gave you.
I'm going to get a suntan.
Why do all the other bears say we're privileged here?
The black bears, the brown bears.
Yes, Chris Rock as a black bear.
The problem with polar bears is y'all are into running and fucking.
What?
This isn't child appropriate.
No, not at all.
See that's polar bears, and that, that, that is grizzly bears, and there's Kodiaks!
People love a grizzly bear, but ain't nobody got time for a Kodiak!
All right, DreamWorks, I will sue you for doing that.
Get on it.
No, get on it.
We need to write that movie.
Call it South for the Winter.
At some point, there's going to be a dance montage to I Like to Move It Move It.
You know that shit's going to happen.
Yeah.
Yeah, they'll dig up a cure.
That's one thing I'm not looking forward to with my children.
The what?
The crap that I like to watch.
Enjoy!
I can give you a list of good ones.
There are some good ones.
Yeah, well.
Gotta go back.
Look, everything made by them is not... by Hollywood is not awful.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's some good stuff in there.
Where?
I... well, you... Challenge accepted.
You have horrible taste.
But I... I mean, other than in wine, I'm sure you're good there.
But, uh, other than that... ugh.
I know.
He's lucky he's married for a woman who can decorate his house and pick out his clothes.
Apparently she touches him.
Okay, so the predictions that the polar bears were going to be extinct.
Let me clarify something.
Now, I've talked about this before that there have been more polar bears on record.
There have been polar bears increasing significantly.
And actually, Philip McAleer and Ann McElhinney have talked about this.
But I also understand the counter-argument before you make it that methodology has changed and that they didn't really have an accurate headcount.
But the point is, they're certainly nowhere near being extinct.
Now, the point that I would like to address here is the prediction that they were going to be extinct.
It stems from this idea that the species, this is important, appeared about 100,000 years ago.
Yeah.
Okay?
And that was around the last ice age, and that they wouldn't survive the warming projections.
Well, here's the thing, though.
Now, scientists say that the species is 500,000 years old.
To simplify it, that means that polar bears, as a species, have survived warming periods that were more severe for longer, sustained amounts of time.
Ah.
Really?
Yeah.
There have been four.
Four warmer-than-now cycles within that time frame, just to be clear.
By the way, if they weren't around at one point, potentially... One quick thing.
What is Clip J there, Court of Black Yard?
I have no idea.
Uh, it's, uh, Greta.
Oh, okay, alright.
So if they came about, let's say they came about 100,000, 500, whatever, just for argument's sake, 100,000 years ago, and we're like, oh, we have to do something to protect them.
They weren't here before, and things seemed, I guess, fine.
The neighborhood was cool then.
Really, we have to make sure they stay?
Yeah, animals do come and go until we get involved.
Yeah, absolutely true.
It was like those stupid Canadian geese, where we're like, let's save those from extinction.
And they're everywhere.
And they're assholes.
They're the worst.
Well, they attack you on airplanes.
Yeah.
They attack you?
They attack you, and they poop, like, they poop, and they know what they're doing, like... Yeah, you think... Shouldn't have brought a bunch of us into the apartment complex fake pond.
But Sully loves him, though.
Sully hates him.
No, he loves him, because he's like, that's how everybody knows me, is thanks to them geese.
I'm a hero.
I think he steered into them.
He probably did.
He's like, I can get these, hold on.
Goddamn geese!
Yeah, he wanted to die, and then once he was about to, he stopped it.
Sullenberger was trying to hit and run geese.
No, he was trying to splat them.
He's like, hey, I think I can get them gooses.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, yeah!
We lost both engines.
He's all like, I hate geeses to pieces.
It's true.
We've done this so many times with species.
Yeah.
It's almost like it's nature.
Basically, we've been beating pandas into having sex with each other for the last 15 years.
They're like, we want to go extinct!
They don't even want to.
It's like, just have sex with the other one.
We're giving them like black and white sex contraptions.
like hey look look like that's not even sexual that's just not even that's not gonna help you
procreate is there any you do what you want over there that hand is a half and half and i don't
care for it okay And welcome at my dinner table.
Lighting aromatherapy candles we got from Body Shop.
Offense, QB.
What, pandas?
What?
You're too good to fuck?
Oh, go in the hole.
Are you too good for the hole?
Go in your home!
Oh my gosh, seriously.
Pandas just want to eat bamboo and die.
Pandas need their own little species to appreciate what they've got.
That's true, they do.
That's true.
But if that mini Ice Age comes, what are they gonna do now?
I don't even know that it affects them.
I don't know either.
Apparently bamboo's really sustainable.
Which, by the way, I think bamboo's mostly bullshit, just to be clear.
Like, hold on a second.
It can be bed sheets, it can be wooden textiles, and you can eat it in your Thai curry?
Nope.
It can.
Don't believe it!
I don't buy it.
I don't buy it.
It's like the peanuts.
Well, you tell me that when you turned collard greens into a nice throw rug.
So, after breaking down all of these failed predictions, I think that we've all come to a conclusion, naturally.
You can shove your climate crisis up your arse.
You can shove your climate crisis up your arse.
You can shove your climate crisis, you can shove your climate crisis,
you can shove your climate crisis up your arse.
You know?
I agree.
I couldn't have said it better.
I don't know why she sings kids songs, though.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Could be a correlation.
I have a guess, but I'm not allowed to say it.
She's gonna do Itsy Bitsy Spider next?
Yeah.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Itsy Bitsy climate change went up the people's spout.
Down came acid rain and killed all the people out.
Aw, so sad.
Down came the hobo piss and washed the New York City out.
That's honestly how you know your city sucks, when hobo piss is cleansing.
I live there, there's nothing shocking about that photo.
That's just where their bathroom is.
Hobos pissing in your streets in Manhattan is basically an Herbal Essences commercial.
The real problem is camera phones in general, because that would have been taken care of by a simple nudge of a cap.
Like in the good old days.
That's the problem now.
Bird scooters don't have enough velocity.
Exactly.
Unless it's a hobo kid, but we can take him out anyway.
Yeah, you're right.
It could be a hobo kid.
I don't need a scooter for that.
Sing about pickpocketing.
Come on gang of hobo kids.
Gotta pick a pocket or two.
We've gotta piss in a street or two.
Extra!
Extra!
Read all of it!
Hey, this was yesterday's newspaper.
We already have your 20!
Get him!
Alright.
Bait him to death in the street.
Yeah.
Oh, listen, sir.
I'm just a... I'm just a homeless pickpocket trying to sell me papers.
You just say you were a pickpocket, boy.
I said paper salesman!
Today I pushed a dandy man in front of the subway train.
Yeah, but it was his fault.
He was pissing on the third rail, he was.
Less carbon.
When I... When I went to push him away, I gave myself a shock.
Ronald fell in!
All right, so look, we're gonna, uh, by the way, I want you to comment.
You guys can let us know what prediction do you think has been the most pernicious.
All references, all sources available at ladderworthcreditor.com.
There's a lot to comb through, um, and I want to be clear that, uh, look, we're not, this isn't falling on deaf ears, that obviously there are two sides to every issue.
And as you know that YouTube is really, they've really been on our buttocks lately.
A little bit.
So we're actually going to start incorporating at least one progressive segment into every show to diversify the wonderful programming that this is.
So before we'll go to Mug Club and actually Dave and I are going to be talking about Michigan specifically,
but before that, for YouTube to appease them, I want you to, please YouTube, enjoy this latest installment of Climate Changers.
Climate Changers! Climate Changers!
Whoa! Where did you guys come from?
That's not important right now, but what is important is what you can do to stop climate change.
What I can do?
Yep, even you.
I noticed you had your A.C.
running.
Mind if we take a look?
Listen guys, I know climate change is really important, but my apartment gets really hot this time of year.
I just can't turn it down.
Down?
I want you to make it colder.
Make it colder?
Look here.
It's only set to 68.
Well, let's go lower.
There we go.
54.
Now it's really pumping.
Now let's get these windows open.
I don't think this is really helping because now it's all just going outside.
Exactly.
It's going back outside.
Into the climate.
Whoa, you're right!
Yeah!
Now check this out!
Normally, 99% of air conditioning is trapped inside buildings, and wasted when absorbed by humans and walls.
But instead, if we simply opened our windows, the A.C.
would still cool us a little bit, and the rest would go outside to slightly lower the temperature of the air.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Although, I do feel pretty selfish for hogging air conditioning to myself.
That's okay.
As long as you're learning.
That's what really matters.
Well, this is really great to know and all, but I just can't help but wonder if it's making any difference.
Well, just because you can't feel the temperature change over time doesn't mean it's not happening.
Just like the Hamburger Man.
Who is the Hamburger Man?
It makes a difference.
As of right now, the world has 1.9 billion air conditioning units.
On our own, it may seem like we can't make that big of a difference, but just think, if we all listened to science and cranked up that A.C.
You know what?
I've got a few more windows to my bedroom we can open right now!
Ha! 54!
Better make that 52.
Now you got it.
Science!
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