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Oct. 12, 2021 - Louder with Crowder
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NFL Goes MORE Woke?! Raiders Coach Is OUT: 'Biden Is a Nervous Clueless P***y' | Louder with Crowder
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Hmm.
Wonderful.
That's the sound of the morning.
That's the sound of a kind of, it's kind of a late, it's basically a late show in the morning.
And that's your fault.
It's your fault.
Because we used to do this at night live.
And then we realized like 90% of the audience, you guys would tune in in the morning.
Early birds.
So it makes sense why Colbert is dead.
So that's why I have to get up so early?
That's why you have to get up so early.
Dang it!
Oh man.
We have a lot that we'll be talking about today.
New election poll that just came out as far as how many Amer- and I think we're allowed to talk about this on YouTube because it's a verified poll.
It's a poll!
It's a poll, RCP Average.
It's not what we're saying.
That a majority of Americans think Joe Biden won due to cheating, but the Democrat number is what will surprise you.
What?
I mean, if anything, there's a little bit of unity on this.
Finally, we found some common ground.
He did bridge the great divide.
Yeah.
That's a good thing!
So I want to talk about that a little bit, and I want to talk about how this is really designed to make you think that you're crazy, right?
Everything's removed from every platform available right now, if you even discuss it, and the truth is that 56% of Americans think that something went on.
Not saying that that can be verified or not right now, that's not what we're doing in this show.
What I am saying is for everybody else to decide that it's a coup for you to believe what most Americans believe, You are not alone, and we'll get into why that is.
Also, Columbus wasn't a rapist, genocidal maniac.
I know we're not supposed to say that, but everyone was bitching about it yesterday.
But in 1492, Columbus made the bitches black and blue.
He did.
I didn't know that part.
It was Black Columbus Moan.
That was the second verse.
That's the Detroit version.
That's what we learned. I don't know.
We'll talk about that and something about a racist football coach who may not actually be racist but
losing his job right now.
Let me introduce Gerald A. That's the voice you hear. How are you, sir?
I am well, sir. How are you?
You're pissed off. I did it to you on purpose earlier.
I'm in a bad mood today and you guys will find out why later because of Gerald.
It was my fault.
We're going to review the Fauci documentary on Mug Club V.
Now you've given up the research.
You did it!
That's called foreshadowing.
Call me your Steinbeck.
Quarterback Garrett, he's here.
Good morning.
How are you?
What's going on?
Let's go Brandon.
Keep him in your prayers to avoid the sickle sale.
He doesn't have it.
More of a preventative prayer.
And Dave Landau.
Ahoy Brandon!
And you'll be at the Improv in Orlando this weekend.
Yes, Friday and Saturday.
I have three different plane tickets to hope I get there.
I'm not even kidding.
Roll the dice on the plane tickets.
You know it's bad when one of your fallbacks is spirit.
It is.
It's your safety airline.
Thank God I had points.
All right, really quickly, we're going to talk about the football coach, but they're talking about him on CNN right now.
What's his name again there, Gerald?
John Gruden, Las Vegas Raiders coach.
That looks like, I don't know who that is.
Ten years ago he said stuff.
Yes!
Yeah, literally.
Here's how former NFL and Hall of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss, what he had to say about Gruden.
I want to get your reaction.
Look, hey look, someone else said this.
Can I get your reaction about what someone else said about an email that I won't cover live on air?
I'll just say racist and homophobic and sexist, but the guy responded to it.
Can you respond to him?
Is this news?
We say it is.
That's how we label it.
Here's John Madden to highlight the racist words he used.
He's talking about the clock ticking.
Shut up, Randy Moss.
You ran over a lady in Minneapolis and got away with it.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't follow sports.
I want to hear what this guy has to say, though.
If you know his history, you know that when he was in high school, he had a situation with a fight that took place in school.
He went from being basically the biggest star in West Virginia to being a pariah.
And I've always imagined that in that time, he probably learned that a lot of white people thought that he was the B's and E's when he was catching that football.
And now all of a sudden, he wasn't going to the University of West Virginia, and he wasn't playing for his high school.
I imagine he heard a lot of things from a lot of people that he thought were cool in the first place, and I think that's what's happening with John Gruden for a lot of people.
Wait, wait, is his argument that there was a black guy who was popular, and then he wasn't popular, and so therefore white people are racist?
I don't get sportsman.
No, what he's saying now is like, this is happening to John Gruden, everybody loved John Gruden, and now they find out the truth about John Gruden is what it seems like.
Are they saying they loved John Gruden in high school?
No, that was Randy Moss.
Yeah, he was talking about Randy Moss.
That's what I'm saying.
But he's trying to say that Randy Moss realized that white people liked him when he was winning and then they weren't.
Like look, that's just, that's called sports.
Have any of you heard from Jerry Cooney recently?
Who here didn't?
My point exactly.
Hardest hitter in arguably all of boxing.
Two guys.
Ernie Shavers and Jerry Cooney.
Jerry Cooney is the hardest hitter possibly in the history of boxing and Ernie Shavers and you don't know who they are.
Why?
Because when they stop winning, people don't pay... Jerry Cooney's white, by the way, just so you know.
It's not a race thing.
No, it was Drago.
It's only as valuable as your last performance.
It was Drago.
I saw him hit the bag and it registered like the high number.
Yes, and then the syringes with the... He became Muhammad Koon Lee.
Yes!
All right, well, you know what?
Let's go to this quickly, then we'll go to Kamala Harris afterwards since they're talking about this on CNN.
Well, can I just say real quick, I'm just, I'm stunned that a coach is a dick.
Yes!
I think we all should be just so surprised.
Well, I want to hear you guys, you know, comment below in what you've read about this because it was really hard for me to find the original emails and the original pejoratives.
Always look at it.
Look, whenever you hear a blanket statement of sexist, racist, homophobic, red flag goes up right away.
Why?
Because if the guy, for example, said the Edwarn, that would be the lead.
It would say.
Gudgeon?
Kudgeon?
What's his name?
Kudden?
Gruden.
Gruden!
It would say, Gruden said the N-word right away.
If they're saying homophobic, like, well, hold on, what does that mean?
He said, he said, I'm terrified of homosexuals?
Hold on a second, let's break down that language.
I don't, I've never known anyone in my life who's afraid of homosexuals.
I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to say that.
Anyone who disagrees with any certain sexual activities, whether heterosexual, homosexual, bigamist, that somehow they're afraid of it.
I get it.
Like transphobia.
If I don't think that a 45-year-old man should be able to take a dump in the junior high school girl's locker room, I'm transphobic.
I understand it.
The point is when you see these blanket words out there, right away your bullshit meter should go...
Okay, so let's get down to what was actually said.
In the emails from the New York Times, what they quote, they say that he called Roger Goodell a fat and then followed by gut.
And by the way, I don't want to give it the honor of calling it the F word because there's only one and I hold it in high esteem.
It's very useful.
It's very descriptive.
I just can't say it on YouTube.
And the other homophobic comment he made was he called somebody a clueless anti-football pussy.
Okay, well that's straightforward enough.
You called someone a woman?
Yeah, yeah.
By the way, why do I know Roger Goodell's name?
Why is that familiar?
He's the commissioner of the NFL.
No, I know, but wasn't there something with him in trouble?
Yes.
Well, of course.
He's been in trouble several times.
What was his thing?
Well, most recently he was the one kind of cowing to the BLM protest.
Right.
Yeah, and he was accused of being racist as well.
Well, before that, yeah.
Yeah, before that he was accused of being racist.
My point is, shouldn't you be glad that someone said something misogynistic about the guy you said was racist?
Yeah.
Let the NFL Civil War, the death skers, let them just fight it out.
Hey, it's a chauvinist fighting a racist.
You don't believe any of this.
That's my point.
I assume that the F word and pussy is usually what coaches called you just based on any sport I've ever played.
Yes, me too.
My dad put it on my jersey.
Yes.
My dad has it reserved for my headstone.
Oh, wow.
Geez.
Here lies that and then git.
I was like, why do you do that?
By the way, why would you want to outlive your son?
That's weird.
Are you going to kill me?
The real problem is I can't do it in a Jewish cemetery because of the Mickey Mouse tattoo I have on my ass, but now I just... I just hope... What do they call them?
There's one Jewish undertaker right now.
No!
Hoy!
Hoy vey, I just found a Mickey Mouse tramp stamp.
Can't you be buried a hundred feet from the cemetery?
Is that the deal?
Imagine that guy who's Jewish can't be buried there, then he can't be buried in an Asian cemetery because he finds out that what's written is something incredibly anti-Japanese.
It's ethnocentric.
But it looked cool!
Japanese handwriting.
Okay, so apparently this Gruden character also said Goodell should not have pressured former Rams coach Jeff Fisher to quote draft queers in reference to Michael Sam.
Apparently he criticized President Obama during his re-election campaign,
referred to Joe Biden as a nervous, clueless pussy.
Look, this is a perfect example of...
That last one was right.
No, nothing that I have read here is offensive or fireable.
To be clear, like, really?
This is the issue.
It's not that people are hypocrites.
Because I'm a Christian, and I just quoted words that you'd be like, okay, well, you shouldn't say those naughty words.
And I understand it, right?
But I am quoting this.
The point is, everyone's a hypocrite.
But if people out there act as though they're so offended at this, like, oh, oh, he called someone a pussy!
Why?
I never!
No, yes, you would, ever.
And you have.
Okay?
Let's stop acting like we've never called someone a clueless pussy.
Right, and Matt Damon, again, found out five minutes ago, apparently, that this was a bad word to say, one of the words he said, and nobody cancelled Matt Damon for it.
Well, they tried.
They pissed off at him for a little bit.
They should have cancelled him for All the Pretty Horses.
No, I mean, basically, they had to whip him a few times and then let him continue on.
It's like, alright, we'll just make this, like, a good show, we'll be pissed at you, and then you'll come and do movies again where you couldn't possibly.
Wait, is it All the Pretty Horses or is it Horse Whisperer?
Which one was Matt Damon?
Um, they're both awful.
It's gotta be All the Pretty Horses, right?
I think it's All the Pretty Horses.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I think it's We Bought a Zoo.
It is We Bought a Zoo.
That's another one, not to be confused with Zookeeper, which is a paramount.
Or Zootopia.
Yes, and there's the tiny movie, like I was saying, where he becomes little and he lives in a little place.
Oh yes, that's right.
And it sucked.
He's made a lot of awful, awful movies.
He's made a lot of awful movies.
And Good Will Hunting is crap.
You're all wrong.
No, it's good!
What the hell's the matter with you?
His name is Will Hunting in the movie.
So?
And the name of the movie is Good Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting.
It's the shittiest title.
I'm sorry, pardon my language.
Okay.
Good Will Hunting is the name of the movie.
Yeah, what if it's nameless?
My name's Jack Stoolis.
I can see your lips from here.
We'll see.
It is All the Pretty Horses.
It's All the Pretty Horses.
Thank you.
I'm glad that we put our research team to good use.
Dumb title.
Right now they're all back, look how Stephen's gonna beat me if I don't find All the Pretty Horses.
That's a fair point.
Bobby Knight as a coach just yelled pussy over and over again and swore at people.
He'd be fine.
It's like that old SNL sketch where it's the chess coach and he's just launching chairs.
That was Dick Butkus' breathing exercise.
It was breathe in, count four, breathe out and pussy.
The point is, this is, when people got mad about, look, the Donald Trump situation, I
said, what I'm mad about is he talking about someone else's wife.
Not that he talked about what someone would consensually allow you to do, grabbing their
nether regions.
Okay, the point here is there are conversations that aren't meant to be broadcast to the entire
world, and sometimes, sometimes things that you wouldn't say, for example, to the press,
or things you wouldn't say, I don't know, at a Thanksgiving table, are entirely appropriate
when you are trying to motivate a team full of killers.
Exactly.
You basically found serial killers and gave them a creative outlet.
It's just people that hurt people.
Yes.
And they get paid to do it well.
Yeah.
That's it.
And so, look, before these most recent emails came out, there was another controversy from emails before, which I will say... Very recent, though.
It was pretty recent, but he didn't get fired for this.
He got fired for his recent comments, meaning from yesterday, or this morning, I don't know exactly, depending on when you're watching this broadcast.
The prior emails leaked, he said, uh, Domoris Smith has lips the size of Michelin towers.
Tires.
Tires, yes.
That seems... I mean, on the surface, it kind of, you could say that, but I've never heard of somebody referring to a black man's lips as tires in a racist context.
I've never heard that before, period, right?
I could see though how for a racist it would be apt.
Yes, no, I definitely understand.
So here's the thing.
Context always matters, right?
So you've got black players, because obviously in the NFL there are black players on the teams, coming out for years and years and years in the past.
Tim Brown from Notre Dame played for the Raiders played for John Gruden, came out and said, I've never heard him say anything racist.
I've never heard him lean towards saying anything racist.
This is absolute crap.
John Gruden came out and said, look, this was happening when the NFL was threatening to strike and I was sending pissed off emails because they were trying to take away people's livelihoods.
They were trying to take away what everybody cared about.
And I was pissed.
And I said, this guy, the Dumbrow Smith, I think he was like the NFL PA representative or something like that.
And he said, this guy is lying.
He has lips the size of Michelin tires.
He can't spit it out.
I don't know.
Look, I don't know if I buy that.
And by the way, I don't think that's a fireball offense, and I guarantee you that if you find the guy he's talking about, you could probably find far more racist things that someone else has said about him.
You know, black people say it with white people, right?
You know, I don't know what it is.
Like, we smell like chicken, all that kind of stuff.
The point is, everyone has a place in what they say about each other.
I think it's just smelling mayo.
Is that what it is?
We kiss our dogs.
White people, y'all kiss your dogs!
My point is, we get it, and this is sports.
You're not trying to hire somebody who's supposed to appease the most amount of people.
You're trying to involve people in an organization who understand the audience and they understand how to win a game.
And have big Michelin DSLs.
Well, that's right.
That helps out as well.
But here's the broader point is that the NFL is basically... Shouldn't buy a pair of Michelin tires.
The NFL's basically got a no-tolerance point right now.
They're not going to tolerate any of this.
And John Gruden... What, CTE?
Oh, no, they do tolerate plenty of that.
No, no, they tolerate that.
Later on when you kill your wife?
No, they're not going to tolerate anything that costs them money.
Don't say anything racist.
Just, you know, bottle it up and then eventually beat a chick in an elevator like the rest Exactly.
Hit a woman so hard it closes a casino.
Hold on.
I'm sorry, Dave.
He can still run the football.
Did that affect his ability to play?
I don't think so.
It's a double standard.
I get it.
Michael Vick is just fine.
No, it's terrible.
I wouldn't have him run a dog sitting service.
We'll watch a dog.
Ooh, that looks like he could fight.
Michael Vick's new doggy daycare.
Right.
I don't think its ear was bitten off when I dropped him off.
Remember when they accused white people of being racist because they weren't fond of Michael Vick, you know, getting back in the spotlight?
It's like, oh, it wasn't that.
You know, it's the first rule of filmmaking is don't kill the dog.
I don't think it's so much, I don't think it's so much that Michael Vick was black, if you want to make it a racial thing.
I think it's that he was drowning and electrocuting dogs, and he was doing it on such a massive scale that he ran out of room.
I don't, my primary gripe with Michael Vick, and I know we all have our own biases, so maybe I have a blind spot, I don't think that melanin was chief amongst them.
No.
STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!
But to his defense, he was a ladies' man and electrocuting dogs was the only way he could get an erection.
Yes!
The FBI's like, we don't even have a page for this.
It's called Nature Cialis, man!
All natural.
A toaster's not nature?
Yes.
It's better than the rest of the NFL after this where they get the CTE and they take that toaster into the tub.
The ripe old age of 46.
You want these people to go out and destroy their brains and their bodies, right?
You want them to go out like animals and warriors.
And when I say animals, I mean the white guys, too.
I mean the guys in the referee uniforms.
I mean, you want them all to go out there as savages, and then you're mad.
It's just like they said about Churchill.
You know, Churchill lost his re-election.
He was ousted.
Do you know why?
This is the man who single-handedly stopped the Nazis from taking over Europe because he didn't want to support socialized health care.
Then he was discarded.
Wartime presidents are not valued during times of peace.
You send these guys out there, it requires a screw loose to get to that high of a level in sports and subject yourself to that amount of punishment or to be involved with the sport and coach these killers.
And then you want them to come back and be the kinds of people who should teach your Sunday school class.
Look, you're not going to find a lot of guys like that out there.
And if you keep firing them, you're going to end up with a WNBA with weaves on the floor.
That's slippery, man.
You get millions of dollars and then you die at 45 at your car dealership.
That's the agreement.
That's the deal.
Yes.
He could have literally committed robbery.
He could have had drunken driving after drunken driving.
He could have done drugs and been caught for that six or seven times.
Alvin Smith, I'm looking at you.
All of these things he could have done that other players right now are still in the league for doing.
And by the way, again, Randy Moss ran over a woman trying to give him a ticket.
It was Caitlyn Jenner.
It was totally fine.
No, it's not Caitlyn Jenner.
Randy Moss ran somebody over and he's casting his vote.
Well, no, at the time she was Randy Moss.
It's like, come on, you can commit any other crime than being mean.
He ran someone over?
Keep in mind, everyone should know, if you watch Mug Club, you know, I don't know, we play the game, Stephen Knows Sports, I know nothing about sports, and we've gone on way too long with this topic, but it's because I'm fascinated at learning about... So he ran over someone with a car?
So she was on the hood of his car, holding onto him?
Yes.
She was a happy Gilmore?
Get out of here!
Is that, get out of the way, bitch!
Yeah.
She was giving him a parking ticket, I think is the story, and he just started driving off, and she tried to stop him, was on the hood of his car, he drove down the street with her on the hood of the car, stopped, let her get off, whatever.
That's a meter maid who takes her job way too seriously.
He didn't miss a game!
Still, though!
I mean, honestly, you're a meter maid, and the guy's like, I'm gonna drive off, and you're like, NOT ON MY WATCH, THIS $22 TICKET!
I'M GONNA RISK LIFE AND LIMB FOR THIS!
Yeah, also, a meter maid is like, come on, that's one-tenth a person.
That was two times, dammit!
No Vikings fan cared at all because he was the most dominant receiver at the time.
Nobody who's ever gotten a parking ticket cared at all.
They were like, good, another win for Randy.
I'm kidding if you're a parking meter lady.
I'm sure you have a wonderful job.
If you're a black parking meter lady.
If you're a white parking... If you're a white meter mate, run the bitch over!
Those aren't there.
Here's another story, speaking of people getting caught.
Kamala Harris put out a series of YouTube videos, and look, I really want to get to the election, new poll, and the Columbus myth, but this is just something we have to talk about because she's the vice president.
I mean, kind of president.
I guess.
I don't even know what the terms are anymore.
I don't either.
She's in a cabinet somewhere.
She's the Harris in the cupboard.
Did she come out yesterday?
She's the half Kamala in the cupboard.
That the kid doesn't want.
If it was half Kamala in the cupboard, that kid would... That would be the DVD cover.
Just open it up and then close.
Credits.
She'd be filled with syrup.
He'd call over the toy soldiers.
Hello, Gorgonauts?
Yeah.
I need you to off.
No, she's in my cupboard.
I don't know.
Half Indian, half African-American.
She banged the mayor.
What the hell's the difference?
Get over here.
My cupboard stinks now.
Alright, so over the weekend, Kamala Harris, your, not my, vice president, put out a series of YouTube videos candidly teaching children about space, because of course.
It gives us a sense of the magnitude of it all.
Earth is kind of small, right?
That's what she said about Willie Brown's Doniger.
Huge!
That's what she said about Willie Brown's Doniger.
Look at the design of this land.
And the people, the smart people, the scientists and the engineers
came up with the idea that if you build something that looks like that, you can see the sun.
Like a new slant with a mayor.
Well wait till you guys see the moon.
I like how you're not supposed to look at the sun and they're testing it on her.
I don't know what it is about those tables.
Always dream with ambition. Have big dreams.
You'll remember that?
Yes.
Okay, now, I want to get something after this, an actual point, but, uh, she's so unlikable that apparently they couldn't get children alone in a room with her, so these were actually child actors.
And I don't mean crisis actors, they were paid child actors.
Really?
There was no, they didn't trust Kamala Harris to organically get children interested.
Wait, this isn't a bit?
No, it's not a bit.
Is this actually true?
No, it's not a bit.
All the references are available, again, louderwithcrowder.com, link in the description.
These were paid child actors.
Wow.
The one's Corey Feldman.
Yeah.
They could have hired some writers to have her say some things that sounded smart.
She was just like, if they make a thing that looks like this, you can see the sun.
In other words, they didn't trust her to go out there and impress children.
Right.
They didn't trust Kamala.
They didn't trust an organic reaction.
So they said, let's make sure we pay some kids union scale.
They'll take care of it.
Somebody's holding up like applause signs behind Kamala.
And you wonder why we don't have trust in our institutions.
Look, I get it and I know that they're paid at, but the truth is this is supposed to be a reading rainbow, you know, don't take my word for it type moment.
And instead, we end up with something that is fake.
Children are not interested in what she has to say.
I don't even know if what she's saying is true.
I assumed it was true because the kids were agreeing.
Yeah, she's like, by the way, Dream Big!
We did, we're child actors.
Oh yeah, is that why you hopped on a San Francisco mayor who was also banging half the city?
Think about this for a second!
Think about this for a second!
We tell young girls to not be obsessed with their bodies, right?
We tell young girls, and this is true, that you are more than your body, that you should use your brain, that you have other qualities that matter, that you can break through the glass ceiling if you work hard, that women absolutely, all these things that I support, women should be paid just as much as a man for the same amount of work, which they are.
Now, The first lady and the first female presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, and the first actual female vice president are both famous for banging rich guys.
They both got their job by banging powerful guys.
Let's be clear about that.
What kind of example is that sending out to young... And by the way, just like Ilhan Omar banging her brother, Kamala Harris doesn't even deny it.
Again, just like if Gruden said the N-word, they would lead with that, if Kamala Harris said, no way, of course not, I didn't have a relationship with Brown, there's no way, Brown was like, I had a lot of bitches.
That was his response.
That was his response, like, I had a lot of bitches, what do you want?
Who can keep track?
Dream big.
As big as Monto Williams' junk.
Yes.
Which I've had many times.
He sells Nutribullets now.
And then you have Hillary Clinton.
Everyone knows you can go to people who went to college with them.
It was a relationship of convenience.
Broad got a timeshare in New York State for four weeks and became your senator.
And you know what?
Fact check.
She's probably the only person who didn't actually bang Bill.
It's not lost on me.
The sun is less of a ball of fire than this planet.
All right, okay, we have to move on from this.
I also have a question for you guys.
How did you celebrate Columbus Day yesterday?
I murdered an Indian.
Did you?
Very nice.
I got lost in the enclave.
Not a Native American, I want to be clear.
Yes, no, to be clear.
An Indian.
I was a player for the Indians.
Ah, yes.
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Smash it!
Just hit the like button.
Okay, really quickly.
Don't say that again.
But why not?
It puts us in hot water, man.
Because you're six foot five with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Do I need to say anything more?
From a treehouse?
Okay.
So yesterday, Governor Abbott... What a dreamboat.
He banned vaccine mandates in the entire state of Texas.
Heck yeah!
So no entity in Texas can compel receipt of a COVID-19 vaccination by any individual, including an employee or consumer who objects to such vaccination for any reason of personal conscience.
Keep this in mind, of course, the left is saying, how dare they, when the left, and I mean this, this is not whataboutism, but this is important, because remember the Hobby Lobby story?
So right now, all this is saying is, you cannot be compelled, you cannot be forced to take the vaccine.
And by the way, Abbott said the vaccine is safe and effective, and people should use it, but it should be voluntary.
That's what he said, to be clear.
So leftists are mad that he is blocking a mandate to force you to get a vaccine.
They were also furious that Hobby Lobby, they were demanding that Hobby Lobby be forced to pay for not the 16 forms of birth control that they covered, but all 21.
Hobby Lobby was opposed to, I'm going by rote, either three or four forms of birth Stay out of my bedroom!
They covered 16 because they believe these were abortificates which took place after
fertilization, right? And the left said no no we want to compel Hobby Lobby to provide, not 16,
21 forms of birth control and now they are appalled that you have a governor blocking
a mandate to take a vaccine. They want control over every...
Stay out of my bedroom!
Don't make me pay for it! Right, stay out of my arm.
I get to make that choice.
You should be free.
It's a pandemic of the unvaccinated.
You're going to kill, then let the Republicans kill off their voter base.
Right, exactly.
What do you care?
Oh, that's right.
You're frustrated because you took a vaccine that sucks.
Right.
Well, he also said, look, you have to take into account the fact that people have had COVID and recovered from it, right?
Just like they do in other countries, right?
So he didn't just say you could opt out of it, which is a huge win.
I mean, I don't think people understand how big of a deal that is.
And I hope other Governors, follow suit and do it by executive order.
Do it by something that can't be overturned by the whims of people on the left or challenged.
Do it in a way that people can depend on it because people right now are expecting to get fired in the next month.
And do it in a way that hurts.
Yeah.
With a big middle finger.
Yeah, do it in a way that stings a little bit.
Okay?
Yeah, they deserve that.
Yeah.
By the way, also while we're talking about this, in Italy protests are going on all over the country.
You guys may not be paying attention to this.
The last that you heard of Italy was when they had the worst, you know, one of the worst death rates in the world.
But now they're having these green pass, basically vaccine passports, coming into play.
And the protests, I mean, it's not quite Australia, but this is a big deal and Americans aren't talking about it.
Here.
What started off as a restless yet peaceful protest sparked a tinderbox as demonstrators stormed the headquarters of Italy's biggest trade union.
Some were neo-fascists.
They shout, freedom from a national vaccine mandate.
Starting next weekend, Italians are required to show proof of vaccination, recovery, or a negative COVID test in order to enter the workplace.
The strictest such law in the world.
Well, it's not just enter the workplace.
It's all museums, theaters, gyms, indoor restaurants, trains, buses, any domestic flights.
So, this is pretty... Basically to live in Italy.
Hot look when people...
You don't stop an Italian from going to the gym.
You don't stop an Italian from going to the gym.
You don't do that.
Or to the waxer.
What do they call waxer?
The estician?
Beautician?
I don't know.
The tanning place.
Esthetician.
I don't know.
The daggo waxer!
We're gonna start taking down statues of little kids with angel wings taking a piss.
Yeah.
Cherubim?
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
It's the thing.
It's not quite bronze.
It's not quite steel.
You know what I'm talking about.
He likes it.
Where's my chain?
Whenever anyone says we need to be more like Europe, look, obviously you need to take stories and countries.
You need to take them individually.
But my blanket sentiment is no.
Because they've never gotten it right.
Mussolini wasn't that long ago in the realm of human history.
You're screwing up again, Italy, and the people realize it.
This is where you have that divide.
The government doesn't realize that they're sort of inching towards that, but the people are like, oh no, we already have this, and our guy was the worst of one!
He was!
Mussolini was Hitler.
Mussolini was Hitler, Guevara, all those types of guys.
Just Pol Pot without the ability.
Right, exactly.
He was a very small guy.
He had to kill a lot more people to get control.
But I think they... But none of them respected him.
No.
Hitler was like, Ja!
Mussolini!
Ja!
We'll partner with you!
I mean, they hung him at the end of the war.
So I think they also misunderstand fascism because they're like, and some of them are neo-fascists and chanting freedom.
And I'm like, that's the complete opposite of what fascism is.
Antifa doesn't understand what fascism is and Italians don't understand it.
It's like, come on guys, this was your whole raison d'etre.
Yeah.
Did I say that right?
Well, you said it in French, right?
No, it is fascist.
Doesn't everyone remember Hitler saying, I want you to go out there and make your voices heard and don't let the SS control you!
You are your own person!
Be free!
I do remember I have it tattooed on me.
Right.
Think about this first.
No, that's the electrical company.
That's a different thing, yeah.
Think about this.
They've been wrong about it always.
Germany.
All world wars.
Italy.
Come on, Germany had some.
Yeah, Germany made some mistakes, but people, when I say to people, this is the longest standing constitutional republic, democratic republic in existence, they go, what do you mean?
France had to retool everything.
So did Germany.
So did Italy.
Multiple times since the United States inception.
Sure, we've made corrections, but we still have the same system of government.
Why?
Because it relies on self-governance and the freedom of the individual before the rights of intrusion of the state.
That's why we're standing the longest.
And it's ironic, because you go to Europe and everything's older and crappier, mind you.
But the truth is, people go to Europe to look at the beautiful things that were, right?
You go on a tour and it's fun to visit, and it's the same way in Montreal, where I'm from, in a lot of ways.
They come to America to be a part of the beautiful thing that is, okay?
And I don't know why we'd want to go back to The countries that cannot avoid repeating history.
Yeah, well, the same crowd that is chanting, let us be more like Europe, actually came out with a COVID policy that is more regressive.
Because in Europe, you just said it, the Green Pass, that's pretty much the same thing they have in every other country.
Having a Green Pass, not the same rules for it, includes vaccination or recovering.
The United States does not recognize, Fauci for some reason doesn't think that it should be on that thing that says, oh, I've had COVID and recovered from it, I have antibodies.
Seventy-something million Americans, I think, now?
It doesn't get you anywhere.
And Europe at least recognizes it.
I'm like, guys, in this case, I would love for you to be like Europe, right?
Even though, generally, not.
By the way, many European countries, they also don't have mask mandates for children, just to be clear.
People don't understand that America is actually... What?
That's true.
That's absolutely true.
In the UK, they don't.
They just don't follow the WHO.
No, they don't follow the WHO.
I don't know why.
It won't get fooled again!
And we just got fooled again.
Teenage Maskland.
What if they tried to ban the Who in Taiwan, but instead they banned the... Oh no, we banned the Guess Who!
That's the worst problem ever!
We know what's on your computer, Pete Townsend.
Okay, new poll.
Rasmussen poll.
This is huge.
And people say, well, they're biased.
Okay, let's say that Rasmussen leans slightly to the right.
They've been much more accurate if you look at presidential polls and a lot of their state polling, and accurate enough to be included in the RCP average, right?
The data, year after year.
So let's be clear, this is a legitimate poll, certainly more than NBC, CNN, MSNBC, when they say these polls show that the vast majority of Americans, and insert whatever it is here.
So, this one's pretty clear too, because I think it matters with How you frame a question in a poll?
You can frame questions in multiple different ways where you'll get different answers.
This one is pretty simple, where people were asked that if they thought that cheating played a factor in Joe Biden winning the presidency.
Actually, the exact words are, it's likely that cheating affected the outcome of the 2020 election.
Pretty clear.
Do you agree with that statement?
56% of all likely voters Of all likely voters.
Now that's important because that's the metric that's often used.
It's most accurate.
Not just registered voters, not just the population at large.
Likely voters is kind of the gold standard.
We can argue that, but the point is it actually is certainly one of the top two.
So 56 percent.
Here's the crazy part to me.
32 percent of Democrats!
32%!
You can't get 32% of Democrats to agree with Republicans on nearly anything.
So you will see this in the media, and I was watching CNN this morning.
This is something that is incredible when you think about it.
They say, oh look, we have Donald Trump, the big lie, and two-thirds of Republicans believe the big lie.
Well, hold on a second, a third of Democrats do!
That's a big deal!
A third of you guys!
How does that happen?
Even if I believe that Donald Trump cheated to win the election, I wouldn't admit it in a poll!
I just lie!
Here's another thing that that poll talked about.
It said 51% overall of all likely voters think that having all mail-in ballots will increase the likelihood of cheating happening in the future.
We've talked about all of this, mind you, and we've had to talk about it in such a way as not to be removed from this platform.
And now, finally, we're quoting a poll.
That's all we're doing.
This is a poll right now.
This is a poll, not us.
So this is a poll, it's 56% of Americans, including a third of Democrats, okay?
But what happens if you type in, Joe Biden cheated into YouTube?
Or if you type in, election fraud or 2020 election into YouTube?
Hey, what happens if you type in, we've covered the election, we covered it live, Most watched live program of any program that night on election night, okay?
What happens if you type in Crowder... oh, voter fraud.
What happens if you type in Steven Crowder voter fraud?
You have to scroll down 25 entries through some videos that don't even have 10,000 plays to get to the content of this channel, which has... and you'll have videos that have one, two million plays, but they're barely 25 searches down.
In other words, look, The important thing that you need to understand here is this is the media.
People use the term gaslighting.
They want you to think that you're crazy, that you're some minority, that you're a violent insurrectionist, just because, and 56% of you are saying, I think it played a factor.
I don't think.
At the very least, you're not parroting the line that they've told you to parrot, otherwise, you know, lest you lose your accounts.
You're not parroting, this was the safest and most secure election in our history.
Maybe you didn't get the talking points memo, you're still parroting Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Amy Klobuchar for the last election.
The point is, we're glad to have you on the team.
Better late than never.
They want you to feel as though they're There's no one else out there like you, that you are alone.
They want you to feel like you're an extremist and you should speak of these things in hushed tones.
If you discuss this, if you're one of the 56% of Americans who discusses it, who posts about it on Twitter, on YouTube, on Facebook, right?
That's 90-something percent of information that's controlled in the United States.
If you express a sentiment that you source, by the way, that you reference, You will be removed.
You and 56% of Americans.
That's where we are right now.
Oh, hold on.
Dave Chappelle's back on.
Oh, look at this, in quotes.
Dave Chappelle says gender is a fact.
Yeah, okay, let's see what Snopes says.
I love that Netflix, by the way, suspended their employees for insulting it.
Good!
Well, no, they tried to crash a meeting.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Yeah, they tried to crash a meeting because they were against the show.
It's a little bit of a hodgepodge.
I want to go back to that.
I want to hear what they have to say.
It is a hodgepodge, but it's awesome.
Dave Chappelle says gender is a fact.
They put that in quotes.
Well, the next one, this one, this one's worse.
Defends transphobic jokes.
It's just saying that they are transphobic.
That's dead air.
The dude in the middle looks like somebody who wouldn't talk to his gay son.
It's just saying that they are transphobic, but many people and also glad it's like they strongly disagree with that
That's Dude in the middle looks like somebody who wouldn't talk to
his gay son. Yes Yes, well Erica so three employees who work for Netflix
have been suspended according to a source close to the situation who spoke to me yesterday.
One of those individuals is a woman named Tara Field and there were some tweets criticizing this special and saying, you know, look I work at Netflix and I do not support this.
This is hate speech and this goes against the trans community.
Now Netflix though has released a statement saying that This goes against the trans community.
It's your employer.
Go away.
Go away.
Bye.
Bye.
Find another job.
It's like when they tried to boycott Spotify for bringing in Joe Rogan.
Oh, that was an amazing three.
Yeah, it's like, you're paying this guy a hundred million dollars, they're paying you forty grand a year.
Which one do you think they're going to get rid of?
And by the way, they should be on unemployment.
They should be destitute and penniless, and it should sting.
They shouldn't get bennies from the government because of a pandemic.
I want to be clear about that.
If you walk because of a Dave Chappelle special, and you say, I don't want this at Netflix.
Well, you didn't create Netflix.
You didn't invest into Netflix.
You don't care about starting your own business.
You've demanded security in place of glory.
Leave, and you get nothing!
But again, this is the issue, is CNN is acting, gender is a fact.
They want you to think you're crazy.
They want enough of you to watch this and go, oh wait, hold on a second, they put that in quotes.
I thought I believed gender is a fact.
No, no, no, no, hate speech, no, I don't want to say that.
Well, wait, hold on a second, I thought we kind of all knew that there was some stuff that happened with the election.
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, no, it's 56% of Americans, and most Americans believe that if you are born with a hanging, a swinging of cock and balls between your legs, that you are a boy.
K?
That's most Americans.
It's not crazy.
It's not hateful.
It doesn't mean that you want to drag a transgender behind your Ford pickup.
You can be nice, empathetic, and also say, you know what?
There's a reason that every single doctor since the beginning of time has had to agree to a rule book.
It's so that I don't get misdiagnosed as pregnant when I have prostate cancer.
Right.
I can't even get the chips to buy the F-150 to drag a transsexual.
It's hard to do that.
You don't want to do that anyway.
We're going to be talking about Columbus Day myths, so you'll figure out how to get those chips later.
I know they're building plants, some of the company.
I hope so, we need that.
So one thing I need to point out too is that you said 56%...
No, we meant computer chips!
I was thinking casino chips!
No, I was thinking that too!
I was thinking Lays!
Bet you can't eat just one.
I'm sorry, I was out of it.
Go ahead.
No, there's a big shipment of chips that are coming for us.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the cars are rotting out, new cars are rotting out on lots because we can't get the CPU chips.
And Chinese are laughing at us right now.
So 56% right now, this isn't trending in their favor either.
56% for those who are just tuning in who think that Who think that cheating was involved, that Joe Biden won in part because of cheating.
Overall, likely voters, it was actually I think 51% in April.
So it's gone up.
This isn't trending in their favor.
By the way, bring that back up really quick.
By my math, yes.
I want to clarify one thing.
So you said 32% of Democrats, it's actually of unaffiliated voters.
Oh.
No, no, no, you're right.
At the bottom.
Never mind, you're good.
No, it's 32% of Democrats and 54% of unaffiliated.
Right.
And only 39% don't think it is.
That's insane.
So in other words, there's a lot more neutral, or do think it is, than aggressively don't think it is.
Yeah, I didn't know if unaffiliated, like independent voters, if they were lumping those two together.
No, but then 32% is Democrats.
Exclusively!
Registered Democrats!
That's crazy.
Sorry, I thought Dave was going to go say something.
No, I was just kind of shocked.
That's why it wasn't.
Everybody knows this.
You know what?
Comment below to let people know that you're not alone.
Comment either, gender is a fact, not in quotes, below, or I'm part of the 56%.
I will allow you to include A middle finger emoji, but no more.
I want to keep these uniform so that people can sign on the dotted line.
Consider it a petition.
Gender is a fact, or I am part of the 56%.
56% I am NOT saying that I am or I am NOT and you would never be able to tell because you can't find the
Hours and hours of content that are available on YouTube.
Yeah Kill me t-shirt with that that says 56 plus percent like
have a date Yeah, just make sure it's not a three-piece rocker.
Otherwise, you're gonna get in trouble in the wrong Not to bring it back to the beginning of the show, but my coaches always felt that there were two genders and I was the other one.
They classified you as other.
What do I do, coach?
Let's make him kicker.
I don't know, lady?
Send your brother in?
Okay, so Indigenous Peoples Day was yesterday, and we didn't really feel we needed to talk about it because I've done entire segments on this in the past with Native Americans, the myth of the horseback riding peace-loving culture.
By the way, we're actually going to have on the show, I should have told you, our cannibal correspondent.
That's right.
Oh, good.
Okay, yeah.
From the Cabe tribe.
He survived.
I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly.
Carib?
Carib.
Carib tribe.
Is it Carib?
Carib?
Is it Cariboo like the car place?
I don't know.
Like Caribbean.
That makes sense.
For Canadian viewers out there, Camp Cariboo.
People don't remember Camp Cariboo.
That was a great show.
I've got to have like a ping pong ball.
There are like five people who love this.
So yesterday was Columbus Day.
Five whole people, huh?
Five whole people.
Canadian television before YouTube was just like the bad early YouTube videos.
Really?
You realize that?
When YouTube came out, I'm like, oh, it's network television.
It's like cat videos.
I love Kids in the Hall, though.
Yeah, no, that was- And then everything else was just, what is this?
It's just terrible.
Well, the hockey was good.
Yeah, the hockey was good.
That's never been good.
Or as they called it in Detroit, honky.
That's a different game.
They really did.
Yeah, he'd be like, are you playing honky?
Oh wow.
I'm like, I'm not playing honky.
Started comparing Michelin tires.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So hold on, let me move on with this here.
So yesterday was, there's more than one black player.
There's no other one black player in hockey.
I meant on the team we were playing on.
No, I don't want to throw out facts.
We all know that there's tons of black people in the NHL.
Who do you think invented the knuckle puck, bitch?
Yeah, that's true.
There's actually more blacks on the Mighty Ducks than there is in the NHL.
And don't you love, if anyone saw Mighty Ducks 2, it was Kenan Thompson, if people don't remember.
Like, they're collecting the team back together, and they're like, oh my gosh, we need to have a black... So, you know, they go and pick up one of the white kids, like Goldberg, working at Antion's Pretzels or something, right?
And they're like, oh, we need to do something that's hockey-related for the black kid in the offseason.
So, what they clearly just did is took a place, like in Southern California, where they would have been playing streetball, basketball, but instead set up Trash can street hockey.
You're looking at 20 black kids playing street hockey.
Oh yeah, that's where you go for talent.
What, you don't see?
Pick up hockey games on the basketball court in Harlem?
What's wrong with you?
And what about Kenan Thompson doesn't scream a hockey play?
But not one of us, not one of us, failed to attempt the knuckle puck and have it swipe up and hit us in the eye.
So thanks, Keenan, we appreciate it.
Also, from my drunk driving charges, it turns out that the punishment of coaching a hockey team, not even an option.
No, it's not even an option!
Dave tried, he's like, but can I coach hockey?
I'm like, I watched this, I'm totally willing.
They're like, no, man.
Wait, you're going to sentence me to coaching children's hockey?
You knew the rules when you set foot in my courtroom, Bombay!
No one knows these rules.
That's weird.
Also, he did not look like a Bombay.
No, he never did.
There's a lot wrong with that movie.
He was just trying to get out of the ticket.
Like, what?
I don't understand.
I'm Gordon Bombay.
What?
Used to be Mumbai.
Sorry.
Reverse.
Also, it's the best line in any Disney movie, which is, blood, breath, or urine.
No thanks.
I'm full.
Sorry, we went off on Mighty Ducks.
Let me back to Columbus Day and Indigenous Peoples Day.
Or as they say in Australia, Aboriginals, right?
We're not allowed to say that.
So I don't even know why it's Indigenous.
I guess now we say Indigenous.
We don't say Native Americans.
You don't say Indians.
We grew up saying Aboriginals in Canada.
Now they still say Aboriginals in Australia.
We say Indigenous here.
We don't say Native Americans anymore.
So the whole point is you were taught a bunch of crap in school about not only Thanksgiving, and we've gone through that, you've been taught a bunch of crap.
In regards to how the Native Americans, Indigenous, used to live, everyone is flawed, all societies come, you know, they've made some mistakes, especially the ones that raped, pillaged, scalped, and not scalped in a way to actually count the kills in war, but scalping women and children alive as a torture method, and cannibalism, okay?
Some of those got away from these tribes, just to let you know!
They didn't teach you about that in school.
So you would probably, if you were in school, believe, and you heard everyone in the media talking about this, that Columbus, this is the reason for Indigenous Peoples Day, Columbus was this raping, genocidal maniac who was racist.
And I tell you what, I believed some of these myths.
Even I believed some of the myths when I'm like, oh, that whole thing is completely untrue.
So, it's now been acknowledged by Joe Biden.
October 11th, it's Indigenous People's Day.
For people who don't know, it used to be Columbus Day.
Now it's Indigenous People's Day.
Which, just when you think about the day, it's like, okay, the man discovered the new world.
These people, meaning the Indigenous people, they just happened to be here for centuries and didn't use the wheel!
I know!
It was like, oh, what are you famous for?
Well, we were here when that guy showed up.
Yeah, yeah!
Why don't you just call it No Wheels Day?
Yeah!
We all know when Joe Biden was...
I'm an asshole, I'm sorry.
Look, this is long after the Roman Empire and the Greeks and the Ottomans.
Genghis Khan would have been like, I'm the bridge, I will bring the shame!
It's like, they didn't use the wheel.
They hadn't domesticated horses.
So this idea, we'll even get to the smallpox blankets.
What do you think happens if I cannot go...
I found out recently that I am highly allergic to horses.
Do you know how I knew?
Because I'm never around horses.
And then someone said, hey, would you like to come horseback riding?
I said, that sounds fun.
And then five minutes of looking like the guy from the Goonies later.
I don't think there's a problem!
My eye swells up, I'm unable to breathe, I sound like Darth Vader without his mask on, you need to get a CPAP on me, rub Vicks VapoRub on my chest.
The point is, I had not been exposed to horses.
I found out very quickly that they came with pollen, bacteria, and dandruff I wasn't used to.
That's exactly what happened when a civilization who had been here didn't use the wheel for centuries, and for the first time they were actually introduced to horses.
You know who else was allergic to horses?
Christopher Reeve.
You owe me a Coke!
I knew you'd get it.
I wanted to see if you could do that.
You could drop it off in hell.
I know.
I just wanted to see if you would get it.
Oh, it's the go-to for paralyzed Superman.
It is.
It's a genre.
Superman can't walk!
Whoever did that movie.
Well, now, have you seen the new Superman now?
The story?
He's bi.
Oh, yeah, he's bi.
So, you know, he would have gotten tossed off the horse with a gun.
Oh, no!
Ouchie!
Ouchie!
Hey!
Actually, I think he would have been killed by it while holding onto a fence.
Don't look that up.
Do not look that up.
We're joking.
I am not joking about the fact that Native Americans did not use the wheel that had not domesticated horses.
Anyways, Saki fielded questions about Biden's decision to change our traditions here in North America yesterday.
Columbus Day or Indigenous People's Day?
Well, today is both Columbus Day as of now, and this is why you're asking the question, as well as Indigenous People's Day.
I'm not aware of any discussion of Ending the prior federal holiday at this point.
But I know that recognizing today as Indigenous Peoples Day is something that the president felt strongly about personally.
He's happy to be the first president to celebrate and to make it the history of moving forward.
That was his urinary tract infection.
Yes.
When he was a boy, he learned nothing of Columbus Day and how Columbus was good.
This guy wasn't... Okay.
So look, here are some of the myths we'll just go through here because right now they want to... And I understand... Look, no one is saying that any history is flawless.
Okay?
No.
We're not saying... Of course, every single society has made mistakes.
What you have to ask yourself is which society ended up creating what is best.
Yeah.
And look, I think that that one's pretty cut and dry.
This is the world's only superpower at any point to not just take over the rest... We could easily do it.
Certainly Canada.
Certainly, Canada.
We could have done it many times over and we don't.
The United States goes, and I agree with you, nation building.
Shouldn't be doing nation building.
That's a new term that's basically been created for modern America.
You think Genghis Khan was nation building?
Do you think Nero was nation building?
Do you think the Turks were nation-building?
No.
They were colonizing.
That's a very big difference.
I don't understand the nature of this.
What is this?
Celebrating National We Got Our Ass Kicked Day?
That's like Germany going, Hey!
VE Day!
Victory in Europe!
We want to celebrate that too!
That's when you beat us!
Yeah!
Can we be a part of that?
Why would you want that?
I thought you said VD Day as a reference to Hitler's STIs.
Victory in Europe.
He had a lot of them.
He had a lot of them!
He was on meth, he had STIs, and he was like worshipping all kinds of weird people.
When people try to say Hitler was a Christian, it's like, oh shut up.
Yeah, you don't know Hitler.
Just crank STIs.
Cranked out STIs.
It's like, oh yeah, Hitler was a Christian, I couldn't tell while he was too busy banging Eva Braun on testosterone in front of a ram's head.
Oh yeah, no, I thought, he's probably somebody who I, yeah, he's opening, I can picture him opening the hymnal booklet next to me, you Rube.
Okay, so, here's a claim that probably, we have to move on with this, that you probably believe that Columbus, speaking of Hitler, committed genocide, that he was just like Hitler.
This was just echoed yesterday.
I need to read this because it was according to NBA coach, see, I don't know, Greg Popovich.
He initiated a new world genocide.
Nope!
Wrong.
That's what he did.
And beginning with him and what he said in motion and what followed.
What was that?
The annihilation of every indigenous person in Hispaniola.
Which was Haiti and the Dominican Republic today.
It's no knock on Italian Americans, that's a silly argument.
No one was taking it as a knock on Italian-Americans.
Talk about a straw man.
He's trying to act like, and by the way, I'm not saying this to badmouth Italians.
What?
I'm not saying that, you know, there's a black man hiding behind the cabin over there in Sicily somewhere.
What?
I'm not saying that Italians are a bunch of greasy... No one thinks that this is a dig at the Italians.
That's not the issue that we have with it.
Here, let me give you my issue.
What did they ask him, though?
Do you think you should have kicked that point?
Let me tell you about Columbus.
It's a basketball coach, though.
Let me read you the definition.
It's how little I know, too.
The definition of genocide.
Hold on, this isn't The View.
It's not all cackle here in Crosstalk.
At The View, then, we sound like Whoopi.
Sorry, Whoopi.
It's genocide, crazy child!
I didn't know Native Americans didn't have horses!
That's ridiculous!
Back into habit. The definition of genocide is a systematic and widespread extermination or
attempted extermination of a national racial religious or ethnic group.
Okay, couple of things.
First off, there are more people who are one portion insert tribe today than ever in American history because a lot of them intermarried and a lot of them took these beautiful Native American women as wives and they integrated, okay?
Is that considered racist?
Oh, Native American women are beautiful.
A lot of them are.
I thought we had Pocahontas for a reason.
Yes!
Just saying.
She can paint with my colors.
Just one color.
The Native Americans.
Also, to be clear, it wasn't genocide.
They were... Okay, let me bring this up.
This is one of those... Come again, stupid?
They say, oh, wipe them out with smallpox blankets.
Centuries before germ theory, if you try to go back into that... No, nay!
If you try to go back in time to a hundred years after Columbus, And explain to someone what a germ was, what a microbe was, and a microscope.
They'd burn you!
They'd burn you alive!
They'd say you're a witch!
But we're supposed to believe that they're waging biological warfare!
And the interesting thing is, we have the numbers!
Okay, the numbers are of the estimated 250,000 natives in Hispaniola, as Popovich says.
Look, for there to be a genocide, there's a debate where people are like, I don't know, do you have to actually wipe out, do you have to be successful and wipe out 100%?
indigenous people by 1517, nearly 95% of their population.
Look, for there to be a genocide, there's a debate where people are like, I don't
know, do you have to actually wipe out, do you have to be successful and wipe
out a hundred percent?
And then sometimes people go like, I don't know, maybe as long as it's 90%
it's not really a battle but they're unarmed and they're, you could still
consider that a genocide.
These are the sort of discussions that might go on in the halls of higher learning.
Never at any other point in history is it considered a genocide when it's guaranteed less than 5%.
Who were murdered.
Right.
95% thought they had the sneezes.
Wouldn't have been a big deal with some Clareton or Allegra.
We didn't know!
We had no idea.
But look, Steven, they did walk around without masks.
Right.
That is true.
That 95% counts.
It just makes common sense.
Not to mention, look, when we're talking about the other 5%, Almost every story that you've been taught about... There was a battle where there were significant casualties on both sides, no matter what Green Day tells you.
Okay.
So... But don't bury your cat in one of their cemeteries.
Do not!
No!
Gooblegobble, one of us.
The point here is... Just thought you would bring it up.
They also warred before we got here.
So look, and I understand that assholish things were committed on all sides, okay?
Let's be clear about that.
I'm not absolving all of, not just, we're not just talking about Christopher Columbus, but if you want to talk about the Pilgrims, I'm not saying that there weren't acts of ill will committed from all sides.
However, this idea that it was a peace-loving culture, horseback riding culture, that just got wiped out by the new settlers. Well, look, it's not true and you have
to ask yourself, why if it's not true? And I'll continue making the case
here as to why it's not true.
Why if it's not true are they so dead set on making us believe this in school? Well,
could it be because of, could it be that the basis of Western society, the basis of what has
become known to be modern Christendom and life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, the United States
of America, and I know we can talk about Columbus not setting foot in North America, I get, we can
We can get into all that, but my point remains here.
If you remove the basis, if you bastardize the basis, you can convince everyone that this whole country was based on what?
Genocide.
That it was based on what?
Slavery.
Like half the country didn't fight in the war and huge numbers of people dying because they thought that slavery was wrong.
Like Republicans, the overwhelming majority of Republicans didn't pass civil rights because it took some time to get to the ideals that we claimed, that we wrote down in ink.
When we wrote down in ink the idea that all men are created equal, it wasn't an accident.
They could have easily said, except the blacks.
They could have easily said, except the, well back then they would have written Indians, right?
But except the indigenous, right?
I'm trying to copy-paste what we're supposed to say.
They could have easily done that.
They didn't.
This was them saying, all right, mark it, put us to the test, We've got to get there eventually.
We've got to get to this point eventually, because they left a place where it wasn't even close.
It wasn't even close.
When you look at the rest of the world, there's still slavery going on.
There's still genocide going on today.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Native Americans also committed bloody acts of war against each other.
A historian, Bernard Bailyn, wrote, The natives were always involved in warfare, partly because life would become imbalanced in a way that needed justification and response and reprisal, and reprisals within their lives are very important.
There are also a lot of natives who wanted Europeans to be here.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, look, look, and I'm not really going with the show map here, okay.
All right, let's not even talk about Columbus, I'll get back to Columbus, but let's go to, okay, the Aztecs, the Mayans, right?
Rolling heads down pyramids, you all know what's going on, okay.
Pulling out still-beating hearts.
Wiping barrows on the backs of frogs.
You all like them, huh?
The world ending in 2012.
Yes, exactly.
Shitty John Cusack film.
You get it.
It was good.
It was not.
Who says it was good?
People here, do you guys know who the Conquistadors are?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Conquistadors.
How many Conquistadors were there?
In this room?
It's a trick.
A few hundred.
That's it?
Yes.
It was a few hundred conquistadors, okay?
There weren't that many.
Now, how do you think they conquered the many, many, many thousands?
I don't have the numbers in front of me.
I'm willing to guess tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands.
Yes, how do you think they managed to conquer them?
There were so many natives!
Okay, let me back up a little bit.
The Mayans had a lot of gold.
Yeah.
Did you guys know this?
I did.
Yeah.
They had a lot of gold.
They had entire temples, entire structures filled with gold.
They had gold that could last generations and generations and generations and they had been moved into nice big piles.
How do you think, let me ask you this, how do you think they procured said gold?
I'll give you a hint.
It relates to why all the people who were enslaved by the gold-wielding assholes sided with a few hundred conquistadors.
They couldn't have won a war or a genocide if they wanted to.
It was a bunch of natives who said, we're tired of being enslaved and watching our women being raped unless we collect gold.
We feel like, they tell us that we've They tell us that we have two options, right?
Option one is go collect gold, or number two is they kill us unless we collect gold.
We don't really feel like those are legitimate options.
So, man in a tin hat and funny red beard, can you help us out?
Right.
And they're like, hey, Conquistadors are here.
How perfect.
You guys stacked our gold for us.
We appreciate that.
Oh, we'll take that.
Put it all in one place.
We put a little bug on their ear, gave them some fire water, and let them take care of it.
They can't hold their liquor!
Okay.
We knew that then, too.
So here's another myth that you're taught in school.
This is a very specific one.
That Columbus himself was a renowned rapist.
Uh-oh.
Is he getting MeToo'd?
While he initially described the Native Americans as kind and peaceful, Columbus had no problem with his men raping and killing them.
There are horrific accounts of Columbus selling Native American women and young girls along with brutal stories of his men killing and torturing Native people and even babies for fun.
If you decide to look into it, proceed with caution.
I did!
I did look into it.
Here's the thing.
I was also taught this in school.
What kid's show is this?
I don't know.
It's MTV.
It's a kid's show.
They're about to play Dick or Dildo.
That's also a kid's show.
She's talking down to stupid people.
Yeah, the algorithm.
I wanted to watch Monsters, Inc.
What's Dick or Dildo?
So, look, this is, this is, they're really, they're, when you, same thing when people talk about the Bible, okay?
They say, well, there were all these other books, why weren't these books included?
It's actually pretty easy to understand.
Apostolicity, right?
This is the standard.
It's, were these people who were around directly at the time of Jesus Christ, were they consistent with each other?
And, or kind of they could be separated in that they knew a direct apostle, right?
That's kind of why they're included, because there were some random books of people who wanted to get in on that Christ action saying, there were flying unicorns and stuff!
And people were like, all right, this is incongruent with the rest that we have.
It's not some anti-Christian Jewish conspiracy theory, okay?
Let's be really clear about it.
If you read the Dead Sea Scrolls, there's actually not that much to figure out there
outside of understanding and having some insight into another Jewish sect that existed sort
of autonomously from Christ.
Kind of interesting to see sort of their messianic figureheads and what they believed even though
they were separated from...
The point is, look, there's a reason that we picked those books in the Bible, okay?
Were they contemporary with Jesus, or were they contemporaries with the people who were
there with Jesus?
Here's what you need to understand when they're talking about Columbus being a rapist.
It comes from two sources.
Two!
I looked into it.
Two being the number of sources, the only number of sources referring to him as murdering children for fun being two.
And by the way, the first one comes from Michel de Cuneo, and it's not even the original letter.
Okay, let's be clear about this.
Michel de Cuneo was actually, basically, a lying frat boy aristocrat, and how do you know that he made this stuff up?
Well, he talked about temples in the Caribbean where none existed.
He made up things that could be verified as factually false, and they were, and then he said, oh, and yeah, Columbus raped somebody.
He had an axe to grind with Columbus.
This is very clear, and he was wrong about a lot of other things that he wrote.
For some reason, we don't do the same vetting when it comes to Columbus being a rapist.
The other one... Rose McGowan.
Oh, he also said, by the way, the same guy, he said that he captured a Carib girl and that she was given to him by Columbus.
Stuff that is verifiably false.
He was a compulsive liar.
The other rumors of rape and this brutality, they come from a political enemy of Columbus, Fernando de, I hope I'm getting this right, Babadea.
Babadea, Howard Stern's penis.
So Babadea actually wanted to be governor himself.
His writing, he only interviewed rebels who were unhappy with Columbus.
He arrested Columbus and his brothers.
He seized all his assets.
He replaced him.
This was basically what you would consider a coup.
So in other words, the only two sources that make these claims are verifiably unreliable sources.
And the point here is, These historians who decide what the curriculum is with your children, are they applying their vetting and the determination of the veracity of their sources?
Are they applying the standards equally?
Yeah, well, it's basically like the same.
It's like Christine Blasey Ford's story.
I mean, it did happen somewhere back in the day somehow.
I know something happened, right?
And somebody was raped.
It's like the guy, like, yeah, you're totally raped.
But what you told the therapist isn't the same as what you told the Washington Post, and that's not the same with the FBI, I think, and that house doesn't exist.
Yeah, but maybe it does.
Okay.
That's the retort!
It's the temple!
There's no temples on the island, but there's gotta be a temple!
No, I thought I remembered one.
No.
Well.
Oh well.
You'll still be teaching this to second graders for the rest of eternity, right?
Of course, yes.
So, um, another thing is this was also in direct opposition to Columbus's letter.
So these are just, this is hearsay from people who wanted to tar and feather Columbus.
Not saying he was perfect.
I'm saying this idea now that has been widely accepted that he was a genocidal maniac who raped and killed for fun is not true.
Likely, very similar to a lot of people, flawed.
Churchill, necessary?
Yes.
Cheat on his wife?
Probably.
Abraham Lincoln, a lot of people.
Necessary?
Yes.
Did he make some mistakes?
Sure.
Have a crazy-ass wife?
Absolutely.
Okay, so in his own letter from Columbus, he actually ordered his men to stay away from Native women.
This is from his journal.
This is from his journal, okay?
Keep in mind this wasn't a press release.
In other words, he didn't expect someone outside of maybe his, like, if he had a little brother on the ship to read it.
I have given the men orders not to take anything from them against their will, so they have paid them for everything.
I cannot believe that any man has ever met a people so good-hearted and generous, referring to the natives, so gentle that they did their utmost to give us everything they had.
He also made sure that his men observed three vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
This was part of the practice.
This was part of the code of ethics among his men.
Did some of them break it?
I'm sure they did!
Yeah, absolutely.
But I mean, this is also, I mean, think about the time period that we're talking about too.
For these guys to have any kind of care for the people that they find in the land that they're going to kind of conquer or trade with.
Like, this is what happens.
You go in, you wipe the people out, you take what's theirs, and you call it your own.
That's what people were doing at this time.
For these people to go in and be like, hey, don't take anything from them unless you give them something in return.
They could have taken the island!
It's an island!
It's a beautiful place!
I know.
We talked about this last, I think last year, the island of Manhattan.
I don't remember the exact, so you guys can go, well, you can't search it, but if you search it on Mug Club, right, if you join Mug Club you can search it.
A lot of people don't know this, the island of Manhattan, it was the Canarsie, you know, Canarsie Brooklyn, it comes from the Canarsie Tribe, there was another tribe in Manhattan, I don't remember, the name escapes me.
Basically, settlers came in and they said, hey, we think we could do a lot with this island of Manhattan.
Back then, because the natives were basically landlocked, it was a real pain in the ass.
It was like, all of Manhattan was like Roosevelt Island today.
Right?
You didn't really want to be there.
There was only one way in and out, and when you had a rowboat, it took quite a while.
Sorry.
Kayak with sealskins.
Which, we won't even talk about how they club seals, because that's a sensitive topic for the left, and we try to ignore it.
My point is we move on here.
Okay, so they said, look, you guys have crappy boats, and you don't want to be on this island, so we would like to buy it.
The natives said, oh, how?
And they said, well, we'll pay you for it.
They said, how?
They said, we'll pay you for it.
And then what they did is they paid them 30 guilders, I believe, worth.
And this was something like 10,000 beaver pelts, you're talking about.
I don't know how many tons of timber.
Yeah, they paid a price.
They paid a price for it.
A lot of guilders.
They moved into Manhattan.
Then Manhattan started becoming what you know as New York.
Of course, it was more, you know, you're talking about more farmland initially and then became more urbanized.
And the Canarsie came back like, oh, wow, we like what you've done with the place.
We think we'll stay.
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not how this works.
They didn't understand the concept of personal property and the finality of an agreement.
You know, look, anywhere else, anywhere else when someone is holding somebody for ransom or in a hostage situation, if you're planning a double cross, do you pay them the money and allow them to leave?
That's what happened with Manhattan!
And when they came back, they still didn't bring back the money!
Right.
Well, no, you show up with superior... I've lost three nephews.
Well, you show up with superior technology.
You take a look around and you're like, huh, you got wheels?
What is that?
What do you mean, what is that that you're rolling?
Oh, yeah, it's just actually a slightly smooth stone, like you've been seeing since the beginning of time.
There's one and there's one.
Never dawned on you?
No.
Well, the god of the rocks made them that way.
We didn't want to Defend him.
A square-wheeled Flintstone car.
We're taking it all, Tom.
Look around and you're like, this is ours now.
Yeah, that's what happened.
Hey, wow!
You can travel much faster than my nephew One Bear Running.
Yeah, it's because he's on a horse.
A what?
What is this four-legged horse?
Okay, so here's another myth.
We've got to get through this and we have our cannibal correspondent.
The myth is that the natives were peaceful, that Columbus showed up and that he terrorized them, that before them, before Columbus, that they were... I've kind of already been through this.
Look, there were two main tribes when we're talking about what's been going on here, and people talk about him.
There's a specific story I remember being taught in school.
They said he took their weapons and their bows and arrows and this kind of thing and disarmed them.
Okay.
There were two main tribes.
There were the Arawaks, and there were the Caribs, like Caribbean I think is how it's pronounced, who were vicious, vicious cannibals, to be clear.
Now the Arawaks didn't have as advanced weapons, like they had stuff, but they didn't really have advanced weapons.
And when Columbus came ashore, they were like, oh no, cannibals!
So they started getting really paranoid.
They came in, they talked like, oh my, what are you talking about?
We thought you were the cannibals.
We're like, what?
There are cannibals around?
They go, yeah, they really, then they have these great bows and weapons.
And so then, of course, there was war with the people.
Who were cannibalizing the arrow wax and saying, alright, you guys don't get to have bow and arrows anymore on account that you keep eating people.
We don't like that.
That's not a good thing.
That seems like a good charge.
You know what was weird, though, at the time?
The arrowheads?
Round.
Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
Yeah, but not the wheel.
No wheel.
No wheel, but round arrowheads.
Knocks them out so they can eat them while you're alive.
Yeah.
So this is just, doesn't that change the context a little bit?
It's like, hold on a second.
Why do you think that there was trading with some natives and not with others?
Cannibalism.
That was one of the deciding factors.
Yes, it was.
Some would say that's at the top of the list.
Some would say it is at the top of the list.
These guys are cool and we're trading with them and these guys, you get a little fire water and they eat you.
I don't really think that we want to do a deal with you.
Why?
Because you ate John Smith and you shivved that weeping willow in the eye.
We think that we're going to keep moving down the trail.
And I know John Smith was way later on the point.
Just shut up.
There was a casserole right there.
We brought it for you.
You had all kinds of food.
You walked right past that and ate the fat guy.
You killed him and ate him.
He was still alive!
Bob was moaning!
I don't have this in front... Look, I don't give a rat's ass what we have as far as the map.
People say, actually, where did you think they learned to scalp?
Very, very different.
Europeans used to... Here's what they used to do.
They used to cut off heads because they didn't have dog tags back then.
They didn't have... No, seriously, they didn't have modern technology to get a head count of how many people they killed in war.
So they used to cut off heads and go back to the battlefield with a wheelbarrow.
They said, okay, scalps will save space, right?
Then we got the dog tags.
And now, I don't know, it's like sitting outside of McDonald's and watching the numbers change with how much the military spends on this shit.
But the point is, Back then, that's how Europeans used scalping.
It's not the same, certain Native American tribes, we use the same term scalping, they would do it to people alive as a torture and intimidation method.
It wasn't to count who they had conquered in battle.
Does that change the context?
All right, so anyway, but look, in the spirit of full disclosure, before we go to Mug Club,
we always try to provide some balance here, and we need both sides of the issue,
so we're actually going to go live now to our Carib cannibal correspondent.
All right, please welcome the leader of the Caribs native...
I keep... Is it Ktreeber Caribs?
Ask him.
I don't know, I'll ask him.
I think it's Carib.
Chief Eldorado Neighborbelly, is it Caribs or Caribs?
Carib.
Okay, thank you, well thank you for being here, sir.
Hi, white man.
Thank you for having me, crawdaddy son.
Oh, okay.
Well, thank you.
That's not my name.
But I understand that you feel there are some misconceptions out there that you would like to clear up.
Yes.
There are a lot of misinformation about us.
A lot of fake nasaook out there.
Fake nasaook?
I don't, um... That's how we say fake news, Steven.
Oh, okay.
I see.
So, from what I understand, primarily you want to correct the record on cannibalism.
Well, no, we ate people.
But that's not all we did.
Okay, so then the question is, what else did you do?
We gathered, we hunted.
Okay, what did you hunt primarily?
That's beside the point, Stephen.
I don't really know if that's beside the point.
We made teepees, we tanned the hides with the thing.
Uh-huh, yeah.
And we did a lot of outreach, Stephen.
Outreach?
Okay, so what kind of outreach did you do?
Well, you know, we'd get involved in the local community, we'd reach out.
Then we'd eat them.
Oh, okay.
Well, couldn't you have just... See, this is the thing we're trying to say.
It's, uh... Like, couldn't you have just, for example, eaten animals?
Well, I ate a bear once.
Really?
Once.
Too gamey.
We mainly wore the animals for clothes.
Yeah, I see that.
Animals' lives are sacred.
Of course.
And you know, the wind, colors, all that.
Yes, the wind colors, all that.
Let me ask you this.
Do you ever eat members of your own tribe?
No, we're not animals.
Though they're sacred.
Of course, yeah, they're sacred.
We ate the Arawaks.
Okay, but did you ever, like, uh, maybe accident—did you ever mistake, uh, Kharib for an Arawak?
Oh, no.
All the time.
I once accidentally ate my son-in-law.
Okay, all right.
So then he didn't—he said no, but he meant—it sounds like he actually meant yes.
Okay, we're out of time.
All right, thank you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I just wanted to say that from now on, the Carib tribe are officially no longer cannibals.
Okay, well that's very good to hear.
And as a matter of fact, since going paleo, I've changed my life.
Okay, Chief... And you can subscribe to my podcast, From Cannibal to Caveman, on Spotify.
Alright, Chief Nickelbottom or something.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh Alright, one last myth for me to go through here before we
leave.
And I want to know which one of these you were taught in school.
I was taught the genocide in school.
I was taught that the whole reason they died was smallpox blankets.
The wiped out, like Popovich said, taught that.
I was taught in school, granted this was Canadian school, and I don't know that this one is taught in school, but a lot of people believe that Columbus went around to prove that the earth was flat.
Oh.
Yes.
Did you remember that?
So that was something that used to be taught.
I guess maybe now it's been so debunked that maybe they're not making that claim?
It doesn't make any sense.
Like, what would he do?
Like, I'm gonna sail off of the earth to prove to you that it is flat.
So if I never come back, I was right!
Little did he know there were some cannibals waiting for him on the edge.
We actually learned that it was to prove that the earth was round.
They got here and then they had a meal with the Indians and everybody lived in peace.
Honestly, that's what we learned.
We were little kids.
Which was fine.
I actually put a picture of me on Instagram wearing an Indian headdress when I was like 10.
We just did it again.
So there was a myth.
Native.
There's this myth that people want you to believe, right, because they'll often throw this out.
And I know that there are some silly flat earthers out there.
And there's such a small percent.
It's like the Westboro Baptist Church.
Look, they have 12 members and nine of them are cousins.
They have flippers for legs.
OK, let's be really clear about that.
But they get more airtime like flat earthers.
The helicopter goes up.
And OK, look, whatever.
Just shut up.
Volcanoes and... Okay, good.
You do your thing.
This isn't a show for you.
That being said, it's a very, very, very small percentage of people.
Tiny.
Less than a percentage point of a percentage when you're talking about people who actually believe it.
And it was never mainstream.
You can go all the way back to the Greeks, and they believed that the Earth was round.
So this idea that Columbus... now, why do they say that?
Because they want you to say, really?
Was there... was... was West what became known as Western civilization?
Was it really more civilized when you look at the natives and how advanced they were and Columbus thought the, you know, his people thought the earth was flat?
No, it's not true.
The goal to this is to try and undercut the foundations of the society, which, by the way, is the best place today in the world for former Spaniards, former Italians, whatever that Popovich guy was, I don't know exactly what he was talking about, and current Native Americans.
Here in the United States we have more people with a fraction of current Native American blood.
For crying out loud, Johnny Depp claims it, right?
Everyone claims partially Native American.
Elizabeth Warren, yeah.
She is.
And her 23andMe said, shut the hell up!
I already told you no!
No!
Her 23 and me was a white sheet of paper sent back.
And there was a tiny little dot in the bottom right hand corner.
That's what you get right there.
And then there was just a bill for the Pow Wow Chow book from the local Chippewa tribe.
Alright, we'll be taking our commission.
Thank you.
Thank you, you lying appropriating wench.
Everything about What you've learned about her is a lie, and most of what you learned about Columbus is a lie, and most of what you've learned about the election, as far as you being in this crazy minority, in just thinking that maybe it wasn't the most secure and safe election of all time with mass mail-in voting, of course, which had never occurred on that scale, going against the state constitution.
They want you to think that, hey, you're alone.
No one else believes that.
That's a lie.
What you've learned about Columbus is a lie, and that you've been taught That Elizabeth Warren is 119th Cherokee and warrants her writing pow wow chow is a lie as well.
The point is, you don't trust your institutions and guess what?
A lot of the media, they want to blame you.
I don't blame you at all.
I blame them.
I blame them right now for this football bullcrap, I blame them for Indigenous Peoples Day, and I blame the educational establishment, and I blame them for letting Elizabeth Warren get away for years to the point where she had a best-selling book about Native American cooking despite not being Native American, for the same reason I blame them for not calling Ilhan Omar on marrying and banging her brother.
Find me one example of her denying it.
And I will issue a correction for which you can admonish me next week.
But right now, we're about to go watch the, uh, we'll do a review of the Fauci film.
We all stayed up and watched it on Disney Plus.
And we'll take your chat at MugClub.
LottoCredit.com slash MugClub YouTube.
Thank you.
I don't think you want to be here anyway.
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