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We have a lot to get through.
So today, actually, we're going to be talking, right now in the news, of course, it's sort of died down a little bit, is should D.C.
be a state?
No.
We'll give you the exact reasons as to why it's not a state.
Hey, spoiler alert!
You may be asking, hey, why is it not a state?
Well, there's a reason for that, and there's a constitutional reason, there's a historical reason.
The left just wants you to think it's racism.
Also, remember Asian hate crimes?
Remember those?
There have actually been more committed really recently in the last week to ten days that have not been covered.
Take a guess as to why.
Comment below right now before, don't cheat, pause it, pause it when you're watching this if you're not watching it live.
Say, why do you think they're not being covered?
And then you, you know, you watch the rest of the show.
Spoiler alert, correct.
It's exactly what you think it is.
Gerald A. is here, how are you?
I am well, how are you?
I'm doing well because you're taking over the meat segment on DC State.
Oh no, I am?
Yeah, because you really know your stuff on that.
Oh boy.
I'm incredibly disinterested.
Ah, thanks.
It should be as simple as no, I agree.
It should be as simple as no, but it's not.
It's as simple as racism.
That's true.
Speaking of racism, quarterback Aaron, how are you?
I'm doing good.
About to get our state back!
Well, the center of the stage, really.
Not much of it.
I'll take what I can get!
And then we have Dave Landau is here, of course, he's your third chair.
You have a show coming up in Virginia Beach.
This weekend, come out to the Virginia Beach Funny Bone.
Come on, guys.
It's near D.C., except this isn't a place that should be a state.
There you go.
Awesome.
Good point.
Before we move on, we're going to be talking about Caitlyn Jenner.
Who would have thought that if you close your eyes, Caitlyn Jenner would be the voice of reason for California?
Gave an interview with Sean Hannity.
We'll get into that.
It's a bizarre week.
And by the way, when you know it's nothing but K-pop trends on Twitter, it's a slow week.
So, we'll just have some fun with it.
Here's something that just happened recently.
A teen worker accidentally misgendered someone.
You notice in misgendering videos, they almost always go the same way.
There's usually violence, and I haven't even seen this one.
It's never like, you know, Tom Cruise getting squirt with a flower with a corsage.
Hey, you're a jerk.
It's usually how a woman reacts.
No, no, no, no, no.
Violently, like a man.
You're a jerk.
Hey.
You're a jerk.
Why would you do that?
Because you're Tom Cruise and it's funny?
No!
Oh, you're a jerk.
If anyone doesn't remember, that was hilarious.
He got so upset.
Remember that he got upset about?
The guy squirted water from his flower.
Then he lets Fallon break eggs on his head.
And he stole the oxygen from his co-pilot in the plane and they passed out.
He was laughing about it on David Letterman.
The point is, you freeze in time once you go into Hollywood and Tom Cruise has never
become an adult.
So, this teen worker was accidentally misgendered.
It's exactly what you would think.
Also notice that in these videos, you never hear the misgendering take place.
You just hear the reaction.
And what a wonderful country we live in.
Here you go.
No, stop trying to gaslight trans people and tell us that we're crazy.
Crazy.
You need to f***ing be mindful of other people and stop being a f***ing scumbag and you're a liar.
I heard you.
Stop f***ing gaslighting trans people.
Alex, I'm gonna be talking to the corporate about this.
F*** you.
Okay?
That's bulls***.
You don't f***ing harass trans people.
Yeah, you didn't.
I'm walking out and you're like, have a good night, sir.
What the f*** is that?
No, you don't f***ing do this to trans people.
This is discrimination.
No, this is discrimination.
I'm f***ing done with it.
He's just trying to say, I didn't say sir.
You're f***ing harassing people with slurs.
It's a slur.
Do you not understand?
Is this real?
Yes.
Sir is a sir.
It's a slur.
It really does sound like Trey Parker and this is a fake chicken plate.
Look, I love how now they have the entire employee committee going, what in God's name is that thing?
I'm sorry sir, I'm stoned out of my mind.
Stoned out of my mind selling chicken.
Everyone here wants to be dead.
No one wants to work here.
You've seen those videos of how chicken McNuggets are made and it looks like sort of the bubblegum flavored toothpaste you had when you were a kid.
I'd rather be that!
It's Los Pollos Hermanos and Gus is about to come out of the back.
I gotta do nine hours of this and you just yell at me the whole time.
It makes it so much better.
I do nine hours and then you came in in madras shorts and clown makeup and I didn't know.
Caitlyn Jenner will get to the next thing.
When Sean Hannity said, oh yeah with pronouns, my uh, I mean my mother gets it wrong.
It's not, this happens all the time.
Look, there are people who are passables, there are people who are not.
I always just try and use the name of the person because I'm not looking to offend somebody, but there's a strong likelihood with that person, I would get it wrong.
And here's something that people need to be aware of here.
That's not a stable person.
I just want to be clear, that is not a stable person.
A, I don't believe that person was misgendered.
You see this all the time.
They think that it counts as evidence.
And B, look, that's not someone looking to achieve a goal.
If a straight man were to go, and let's say an employee were actually disrespectful and said, you asshole, look, you have either a goal here where you want to de-escalate the situation, and you shouldn't be, looking for a physical confrontation, you would say, what'd you call me?
And maybe slap them.
You wouldn't be getting hysterical Solely for the purpose of attention.
This is a narcissist who is looking for attention.
This isn't someone who wants an actual confrontation.
This isn't someone who actually wants the manager, who wants to correct a wrong.
This is someone who is acting like a child.
But a synonym for that is brave and beautiful.
Well, let's just assume that he actually did.
Who's the bad guy here?
The video shows very clearly that that person, we don't know which way, but is the bad guy.
Yes, the chicken's the problem.
The young person behind the counter, because I don't want this to happen twice, who's wearing sweat-filled gloves and has a mask over their face.
It's like, I'm 300 degrees.
I have to dress like a surgeon while selling you chicken.
Everything's stupid.
In my defense, ma'am, I thought you were a fever dream.
Kind of like when I first watched the Dracula with Gary Oldman and Keanu Reeves.
I was like, did someone slip me the date rape drug?
By the way, we have a P.O.
box.
You can send it to me.
I have not been sleeping.
Yeah, we'll see.
That is a great way, though, to get in for my drift.
If you're gonna Netflix and chill.
Whoa!
Put on that and they're like, what's with the hair?
Speaking of hair, everyone is talking about this.
Although it's funny, if you look at Google Trends, the trend is Bruce Jenner.
Not joking, that's the trend, is Bruce Jenner.
Sean Hannity interviewed Caitlyn Jenner.
All you hateful searchers on the Googles.
About Caitlyn's upcoming run for governor.
And here's the thing.
It was pretty reasonable, actually.
Gave some pretty good answers.
Talked about the wall.
Talked about the power grid in California.
Talked about the lockdowns and how they've harmed people.
And look, I'm not saying that, hey, it's a race every crazy thing that Caitlyn Jenner has done.
And I won't specify which crazy things, because we'll get banned.
Mutilation of one's penis and testicles.
You cannot insinuate that that may be A tad severe.
But there was also a little hiccup here which happened that I just thought was worth noting.
I'm pro-illegal immigration.
I want to organize... We really have to... You're pro-legal immigration.
What's that?
You're pro-legal immigration.
Yes.
Pro-legal immigration.
Sorry, did I miss the legal part?
Thanks for catching me.
You got my back, Sean.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, well, Sean does have Caitlin's back as opposed to Bill O'Reilly who has her front.
F***ing thing sucks!
And Caitlin's like, jokes on you can't feel a thang.
Totally numb.
Can you believe she's 71?
Caitlin's 71?
Wow.
Well, credit where it's due.
Yeah, well, sturgeons.
Now I feel bad for saying that Caitlin looks freaky, like something you'd find at Madame Tussauds.
I don't know how many 71-year-olds... I mean, honestly, good for Caitlin.
Do trans people live forever?
Is that a thing?
I don't know.
Well, I'm not responsible for that one.
No, that wasn't against the rules.
No, you're right though.
I mean, she doesn't look a day over ridiculous.
Fresh out of the wax museum, you're right.
Madame Tussauds.
By the way, Caitlin, would you like to be on the show?
Yeah, Caitlin, we'd love to have you on the show.
Look, I'd ask.
Oh, I would absolutely have Caitlin Jenner.
I'd tell her, I'd say, you look great.
Yeah, for 71.
For a 71-year-old woman.
Yes.
I said, woman.
Yeah.
Hear me roar.
I would say, look, in your defense, look, I'm not into, but in your defense, there probably aren't any 71-year-old women with whom I wouldn't be repulsed, so.
Yeah.
Listen, better than Pelosi, okay?
She could pull down some weighing on a cruise ship, am I right?
Isn't this a great way to get into the Asian hate?
We have that later.
And by the way, hey, look, just remember Asians, Asian Americans, we didn't use you like the left did.
We talked about the rising Asian hate crimes and where they were stemming from.
And we've also talked about affirmative action and how there are quotas and how Asians are discriminated against in universities.
But you are now yesterday's news.
with the left. So we're going to keep paying attention and make sure that we highlight the
truth. So another story before we get to DC statehood. What's going on here? They're talking
about, oh, promoting American jobs plan in Louisiana is what Joe Biden is doing. Boy are they bored.
Boy are they bored right now. They're just, oh yeah, he's going to Louisiana to promote American
jobs outside of the ones that are shipped overseas because of his economic policy and support for
TPP. Okay. They're going to make spices and above ground graves. Yeah. What's an Acadian?
I'll tell you, I like that firefly, but that princess was a little dark!
What?
That was Princess and the Frog.
Oh no, I caught you.
I liked it.
I liked that one too.
Little firefly, Cajun firefly, trying to bang the moon.
I did a Breaking Bad reference a minute ago and nobody said anything.
I left!
That's just because I didn't want to ignore you.
Just lie and wait.
You have a meat segment coming up on DC Statehood and I think all of you are going to want to hear this.
Gerald really knows his stuff on that.
I haven't really heard a very good Kind of all-encompassing cases to YDC, of course, should not be a state.
It was designed to never be a state, was never intended to be a state, and that still should be the guideline.
But right now this is something... Remember the cop who shot Rayshard Brooks?
Now I know these names bleed together.
Rayshard Brooks was in Georgia.
Wendy's the one who beat two cops, stole the taser, aimed it at his face, and was, you know, the victim of good shooting.
Yeah, and then they burned down the Wendy's.
Yes, they burned down the Wendy's.
Of course they should.
Well, he's normal.
So, if you don't remember, actually, before I get to the story of the update here, here's actually the clip.
For people who don't remember, and I think this is important, because you're not hearing a peep from the media, and I want you to remember, put this in your memory bank, okay?
Maybe bookmark this specific show, because I guarantee you, you'll have the same situation with Micaiah Bryant.
Right?
LeBron James came out.
The media came out.
Number one trend for a very long time.
Then it turns out, oops!
Stabby stab!
They just let it go away.
Same thing with Rayshard Brooks, right?
It was everywhere.
The Wendy's was burning.
They were talking about defunding the Georgia PD.
And we saw the footage, and we're like, oh, he did beat the hell out of two cops, including concussing one, stealing the Taser, and aimed it at their face in the dead of night.
And he was high as a kite and drunk in his car, had a long ride.
So they just want it to go away.
Don't let it go away, and put it in the memory bank for Mackay Bryant.
Let's not let them do it!
To use the wonderful, beautiful, brave person at the Waffle House, Gaslight.
Here's a clip for those who forgot what happened with Rayshard Brooks.
You don't remember what kind of drinks they were?
No, sir.
Alright.
I really don't, Mr. O'Rourke.
Alright, I think you've had too much to drink to be dry.
Put your hands behind your back for me.
Hey, hey!
Stop fighting!
Stop fighting!
Clearly they're just looking to hunt a man right now.
Apparently, yeah.
Grabbing the taser.
Threw him down.
Other cops trying to control him.
Throws him down, here comes the punch.
Oh dear.
Remember here comes, throws him down, here comes the punch, then he punches an officer.
Boom.
Boom.
And then only there at that point, when he aims the taser back, does he get shot.
When he turns back completely, in reverse at that point, does he get shot.
So, things burned down, they wanted to defund the Atlanta police, of course, then most people saw that and said, okay, we were sold a false bill of goods.
Well, Officer, is it Garrett Rolfe?
Looks like it.
I believe it's Garrett Rolfe.
The officer there, Rolfe, I know his last name is Rolfe, he was originally fired, charged with felony murder.
Pretty hefty.
Unbelievable.
But won an appeal to the Atlanta Civil Service Board, and due to a lack of due process and not having 10 days notice of dismissal, he's been reinstated.
But he's basically on suspension.
So he's reinstated, but he's not working.
The criminal charges are still pending.
And of course, this means that you have some people protesting in Georgia, but not as many people.
So he's been reinstated.
This is an example.
We had Floyd.
We had Schaub and Trout.
No one wants to talk about this, because this shows the kind of crap that officers have to deal with on an ongoing basis.
And there was no due process there.
So we see a clear-cut example.
Don't forget about it.
This was in the height of all the things that were going on over the summer, I think, where people just were looking for the next incident.
And I just remember when this happened, I thought, if you, as police officers, if you can't use deadly force in this situation, you never can.
And thinking, like, this would be clear-cut.
I'm so glad that this is heading, it seems, in the direction of him being fully exonerated and saying, hey, sorry, our bad.
You did the right thing here.
There was a bad situation that you didn't... Yeah.
What are you going to do?
Somebody's trying to tase you, they can hit you in the frickin' eyeball.
Well, I think you need better training because there's no world in which two cops should have their ass kicked by a perp like that.
That shouldn't happen.
I'm sorry, it shouldn't happen.
That should not happen.
We need better training.
But the problem is, well, then we don't allow chokeholds.
Right.
So we don't allow chokeholds.
And people don't remember this.
The big problem was with tasers a few years ago.
I remember in 2009 to 2012.
And so then they made it where you had to achieve a certain level of experience and rank to be able to have a taser on the force.
So now they only have lethal tools available to them.
And they don't have physical training.
Send these cops with their training that you see in most police departments, send them into a college wrestling room, a high school wrestling room, send them into a local jiu-jitsu club, they'll get wrapped up like a child from people who've been doing it for six months.
Give them six months training.
But you have to allow choke holds.
You have to allow physical discomfort from police officers if you want to avoid death.
Physical comfort is what forces some kind of compliance.
Otherwise, you see what happened there.
And we kind of had a split here in the Schaub and Floyd situation.
I think we're all in agreement there that obviously the cops had to do something.
Well, yeah.
He has a weapon.
Yeah, they consider a taser a deadly weapon.
After beating their asses!
They actually wanted to take tasers away from them, saying that they were deadly weapons, potentially, and we don't want you to have them.
But, if they're in a perpetrator's hands, it's not a deadly weapon, it's just a taser.
He just had a taser!
The taser was an extension of his... Think of it as a PCP arm, like Jack's from Mortal Kombat.
With tasers, yeah, that's what I don't get is he can take that and hurt anybody and they're aiming it at you What do you have to use the equal amount of weapon?
Yeah, it's it will they already and they don't have it wasn't that's what I mean Like it's not they don't have it.
It's a yes.
It's a ha he got a taser Looks like a good old-fashioned tase off boys.
Yeah Well, if he tases a cop, he's got a whole utility belt full of other weapons he could then take.
No?
Shark repellent?
No?
Transpornography?
No?
I mean, what do you want police to do?
I don't understand.
We can't only be empathetic to criminals who have a rap sheet a mile long and who are currently involved with assaulting officers.
You can't only empathize with them.
I don't back the blue unilaterally.
I think they do a bunch of crap that I'm upset with.
Specifically arresting people for not wearing masks, which we're about to get into.
But, come on, I don't look to exclusively empathize with lifetime felons who are in the process of committing assault that could very quickly escalate to murder.
And we'll get to the anti-Asian hate crimes in a second.
Well, and you're going to lose your license for six months.
Don't do something that's going to put you in jail for five years.
That's the part that I don't get.
You don't want to fight a cop.
Or get the DWI lawyer from Texas.
Did you see that guy?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The lawyer said, the judge said, don't bring that in my courtroom.
Yeah, you put like 15 million away for the cartel or whatever.
Oh, no, no, I know you have to ask something.
I thought you were talking about the judge.
You said, don't bring the race into my courtroom.
No, no, it was just about the cartel where he's like, I'll just use this money to bribe people.
And then he didn't.
And now he's going to jail for 15 years.
It's like, well, that's good.
There's nobody in there that's going to kill you.
Anyway, I go on.
We should drop him off at the border and be like, good luck.
Yeah, have fun.
Does anybody else ever dip their french fries in a Frosty?
All right, so speaking of masking officers arresting people, look, this is something we need to touch on here.
Hopefully we don't get banned for this.
We say there is no definitive scientific study, and I've still asked, no one has sent me this, that shows your mask stubbed in a glove compartment, any reusable mask that you are using in the way most Americans are using it, actually effectively blocks the transmission of COVID.
Okay?
Find me that not sanitized masks that are thrown out that are applied with surgical gloves in a hospital setting.
The study doesn't exist.
But we can now go one step further and say, absolutely beyond any shadow of a doubt, in some scenarios, not all, masks Hurt.
They cause harm.
And we need to weigh the pros and cons.
We're at that point in our life.
Look, it's been going on for over a year.
I think it's time to weigh the pros and the cons of mask wearing.
But the CDC director Rochelle Walensky, the doomsday lady, said that kids playing soccer this summer Still need to wear masks.
Here you go.
The CDC has issued guidance on summer camps for the summer that advises kids to wear masks except when eating or swimming.
You know, outdoor activities and sports, they need to wear masks.
Avoid close contact sports.
Thanks for throwing the swimming part in.
There were outbreaks in summer camps and the kids had to go home.
They had to not attend these summer camps.
We're trying to make it possible for these kids to be able to have as normal of a summer as possible.
If people are playing tennis and they're far away, we can say that their masks can come off.
But if they're crowded on a soccer field, they're on top of each other, they're heavily breathing, we don't really think that's a good idea right now.
These are kids who likely will not be vaccinated.
Hey, guess how I know what she just said is bullshit.
She just said if girls are playing soccer, they're on top of each other.
Have you ever seen seven-year-olds play soccer on a regulation-sized field?
They're miles away.
The most likely score is 0-0 and someone shows up with a bouquet of dandelions, okay?
I have nieces who play soccer.
I feel like she should be looking at her Cousin Larry and telling him not to be ridiculous.
Soccer players are right on top of each other?
It's against the rules of soccer to have any sort of aggressivity or masculine gameplay, let alone with girls.
You have to take double the strides.
I mean, I'm sorry, does the NFL wear masks when they play?
How about Major League Soccer?
How about any of the other professional sports around the world that don't wear masks at all?
And so now you're saying that kids are at unique danger?
Yeah, but if you come to my house and play maskball, you better be dressed up.
It's just him hitting you with a ball while you wear a mask.
It's a lot of heavy pitting.
Don't let the flyer fool you.
It's not fun.
Maskball is not fun.
It just hurts.
It's just you're in a mask and there's teabagging.
Oh, come on!
Like I was saying that Lipton.
What I was saying is it hurts.
It hurts.
It hurts people.
So let me get to this.
Maggie Williams, she's a high school track athlete in Oregon.
Now we have multiple examples of this, but this is a more recent one.
Collapsed at the end of her race because of the mask that she was required to wear.
To be clear, she set a record when she was doing this.
So she set a record.
She was pushing herself as athletes tend to.
You can't compare yourself sitting in a cubicle or, you know, God forbid a government employee where you're working in a cubicle all day.
Or a chicken restaurant.
Right.
To an elite athlete who is trying to set their personal best, let alone a state best, let alone a national best, to try and get maybe, I don't know, a college scholarship if, God willing, there isn't a man who decided to throw on a maxi dress and compete in your division.
So, this girl in Oregon, we have the clip.
She was wearing a mask and she passed out and hit her face in the ground and I believe may have suffered a concussion, direct result of a mask.
Here you go.
Maggie Williams just seconds away from setting the Summit School record in the 800 meter.
A moment of glory.
overshadowed by this moment of concern.
Williams finished in two minutes and eight seconds, collapsing
as she crossed the finish line. Williams blames her lack of oxygen on the mask
she's required to wear during competition.
Clearly in the past this has never happened and then this race that I was
wearing a mask, it did happen, which I don't think is a coincidence. Her coach echoing
that belief, saying this was not a conditioning issue,
it was a mask issue.
It was a different response than I've seen for kids that have collapsed to the track just because they were exhausted.
She wasn't sure where she was.
OHA listened, releasing this updated mask mandate Monday afternoon.
The guidance will allow people to take off face coverings when competing in non-contact sports outdoors.
So, yeah, that's sad.
That's heartbreaking.
And by the way, we did a segment on this where I went and I trained at the gym and my oxygen levels got to what is, what we're told from the CDC, what we're told from American health authorities, was too low.
It was hypoxia.
So I experimented with this myself.
If you look at the metadata, you can go to PubMed and see restricted breathing with masks.
And of course, oxygen levels are lower.
And keep in mind, if one person pulls their mask down, let's say cheats there, they will have an advantage over their fellow athletes that Lance Armstrong didn't have with EPO.
When you're talking about these performance enhancing drugs, like EPO is blood, you know, inside, blood doping,
to increase your red blood cell count, why? So you can oxygenate the muscles, right?
The tissues more effectively.
You're talking about maybe a 6% increase versus actually having access for oxygen.
And passing out for lack of it.
And by the way- You see a trans athlete run up with her nose exposed,
just crushes her head while she crosses the finish line.
The mask is just some rings with a hole like Xerxes.
Like, well, good enough for me.
I used to be a decathlete, but this was always my real dream.
It's Alyssa Milano's knit mask with all the holes.
Here's a bumper sticker.
Vote for Kirtland.
Get some smell insults and tell her she lost her scholarship.
To a man.
By the way, this is important.
Not wearing a mask while exercising is already in line.
With the guidelines.
You don't need to wear a mask when running outside by yourself.
So this is a perfect example where it wouldn't be necessary.
But here's the problem.
Here's what happens.
When you create a culture of fear, right, and you create a culture of Karens out there who go, why aren't you wearing your mask?
Why aren't you wearing your mask?
Well, this is what happens.
Even if it's in line with guidelines, you have enough parents who complain, who go to the parent-teacher boards, and so the coaches go, I just don't want to deal with this heat, I don't want to be fired because I'm following the guidelines, but they're mad about it.
You know what?
I had this when I was at, by the way, a restaurant, and I had a cigar.
Okay?
I had a cigar, and a lady came over and said, I can smell your stinky cigar from over here!
I said, well, you must be really sensitive, because it's not even lit!
I was going to meet someone afterward at the cigar lounge.
And this is just what, and they complained, and imagine if that person had the authority to remove my livelihood because they have an opinion and they think that everyone else is anti-science.
By the way, hit the notification bell because that doesn't mean a whole lot if you're just subscribed anymore.
And the best thing to do is, look, we're a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern, okay?
And over-under on YouTube changing the live algorithm because they don't like seeing us being the top three out of five in any given week. You make a great point though, it really
is because it is a culture of fear.
It is. And when you see somebody running down the street, especially wearing a mask,
it's because they're afraid to get yelled at. Yeah. It's the only reason they're wearing.
Or they're virtue signaling, in which case they're my enemy.
Well, yeah. Yeah, they're afraid to get yelled at, but they're also afraid to
be out into their workplace.
So they're saying, oh, you got to fire this person or ostracize in the community. It's stupid. It's
definitely like communist China.
We have an exact example of that, so none of this stopped, even though it's within guidelines, New Hampshire track coach Brad Keyes from being fired for not requiring his athletes to wear masks.
This is from within the last month.
Brad Keyes was fired this week as the track and field coach at Pembroke Academy in Pembroke, New Hampshire, and he has been outspoken about it online.
I made my choice.
He made his.
Key says he was not going to force his athletes to wear masks while competing.
Masks restrict breathing.
There's no question about it.
Especially think about running full speed.
The wind is in your face.
It's shoving the mask back into your nose and your mouth.
It's going to get up to 80 degrees soon, and it's going to be really hard for us to keep doing what we like to do.
The New Hampshire Interscholastic Athletic Association's Outdoor Track Guidelines recommend that athletes wear a face covering during competition.
Okay.
First off, we just had an example of a cop who was murder-felony, right?
Felony-murder, right?
Who didn't have due process.
This guy?
No due process.
He was in line with the guidelines, scientific guidelines.
By the way, so were we in the video that got removed on our 15-day anniversary, 15 Days to Flatten the Curve, removed from YouTube because it highlighted the guidelines back then, which go against the guidelines today.
Is there justice for this guy?
People say, well, cancel culture, consequence culture.
The man was canceled for being pro-science and following the guidelines.
This is important.
He just said, oh, wearing masks impairs breathing, it impedes breathing.
That's a controversial statement?
Have any of you heard of training masks?
This is something they sponsored, not that one, but they sponsored the UFC.
This whole idea was training at altitude, which, by the way, is a scam.
It doesn't work.
All it does is make you weaker for longer periods of time, much like CrossFit, or being a professional soccer athlete.
It doesn't actually work.
You have to live at elevation for a very long time to get the benefits, and you lose it very quickly.
The point is, that's anti-science, making runners who are out there by themselves wear masks is anti-science, and people are losing their lives for being and losing their livelihoods.
Sorry, but you know what?
Hey, why do we separate them?
For a long time in the world, we didn't separate lives versus livelihoods.
Try and tell, if you went back to a native, you know, the culture that left us so loved to glorify.
If you went back and said, hey, I'm not going to kill you.
I'm going to remove your land.
I'm going to remove your property.
I'm going to remove your ability to make a living.
Also, I'm going to take all your weapons.
And if I see you hunting, we're going to put you in this wicker cell.
You'd be scalped before breakfast.
What else is left?
But we've now separated it, because you don't need a livelihood.
The government can be your livelihood.
But let us remove it first.
Well, and he basically, he didn't say that you can't wear a mask.
He just left it up to them to make up their own mind.
Oh, well that's dangerous.
He didn't say that they had to wear a mask.
I think that's exactly what the guidelines said in coverage.
Self-governance?
Yeah.
Right?
And this wasn't last year.
This was April.
Well, let me just, before we move on here, I want to make sure that I get this straight.
You have to wear one while running, but people eating food next to each other, if they're sitting down, don't have to wear a mask.
If they stand up to go grab something from the napkin dispensers, they do have to wear one.
If you wait in line at the restaurant, you need a mask.
But if you don't...
Then you're...
...
It makes perfect sense.
Well...
Also, I have a strange urge to download Microsoft... Paint.
Anything Microsoft.
I have a feeling to divorce my super rich husband.
And start a measles pandemic.
I'm going to invest in vaccines.
What happened?
I don't know.
Why is iced tea on the screen?
Oof.
Does he have to say yes to everything?
He does.
He just makes this legit commercial look like he's walking through a chop shop.
I know, right?
This is one of the dumbest commercials.
It's like, and I'm iced tea, and it's like... Hey, cut!
Funkmaster Flex keeps tipping his head in.
I'm sorry.
That my bad?
I was just about to put a shark tank into Chevrolet.
That's useless, says you!
No, that could really hurt someone.
Yeah, probably.
No, it wasn't Exhibit.
Don't try- It was Exhibit!
No, Exhibit was the host.
DJ Funkmaster Flex was the actual guy who worked at the garage.
You, sir, are out of touch with your culture.
Go talk to your cousins.
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Hey, here's another story.
This one's interesting.
Did you see Governor Whitmer?
You love her.
I love her.
She won the JFK Library's COVID Courage Award.
I wish that wasn't the... I can't say that.
Go ahead and leave it there.
I think we all... JFK Library COVID Courage Award.
Let it lay like brains on a dress.
Yes.
Nazi fags!
So the tweet from the JFK Library announcing her win reads, In the face of backlash and threats, Governor Whitmer invoked emergency powers to contain the spread of the virus, issuing early controversial orders to close schools and businesses, Mandate mask wearing and ban large gatherings among other measures to keep people safe.
Yeah, backlash and threats because you killed their grandparents.
And their businesses.
And their businesses.
By the way, let's also make sure she's winning an award right now.
Her state currently leads the nation in nude cases as well.
Hold it.
You can bring this up to here.
It's Kolaji Tokunawa.
So a 415% increase in cases from February to April.
Do you have this, Kolaji?
Yeah, bring it up.
vetoed the bill to direct COVID-positive patients out of nursing homes because she wanted them in nursing homes, and she purposely put young COVID patients into senior living homes with old people, which is why they've had these horrible numbers.
Now let's contrast that with Governor DeSantis, by the way, who's actually taking steps, and of course they're better off than Michigan, even though Governor Whitmer tried to say that the reason they have an outbreak is because of Florida, despite the fact that Florida doesn't have the same outbreak Michigan does, Oh, I just want to hurt myself.
Let's just go to the clip of DeSantis.
This is what an actual governor does.
Can I just say real quick that they lied and said that the C on the award stands for COVID?
Governor DeSantis.
Sorry.
I know.
What I'm going to do, I'm going to sign the bill.
It's effective July 1st.
I'll also sign an executive order pursuant to that bill invalidating all remaining local emergency COVID orders effective on July 1st.
But then to bridge the gap between then and now, I'm going to suspend, under my executive power, the local emergency orders as it relates to COVID.
I think that's the evidence-based thing to do.
Well, I thought that was important evidence.
Miami-Dade is pissed.
You think it would matter, for example, evidence and guidelines that you shouldn't wear masks while engaging in high-intensity aerobic activity, or putting members of the Crips from inner-city Detroit into senior living homes, that that could result in unsavory outcomes.
But no, you're just anti-science.
I wonder what the criteria are for this award that she received.
Like, there's gotta be some kind of an objective standard, right?
Like, oh, you enacted emergency powers.
Well, okay, well, tons of people did that in really bad ways.
It doesn't mean anything.
But you didn't actually do better than anybody.
The entire state is in a state of Stockholm Syndrome, when you look at the people who still like Governor Whitmer.
It's like, go anywhere outside of Michigan!
Anywhere outside of Michigan, you will see that it's better.
So many businesses that I'm on an email list of, and I don't know how, but whatever.
But they just send you an email just saying, look, she recommends that we do another two weeks.
No.
The answer is no.
You can't keep doing this and shutting down these businesses.
Go to Toledo!
It's better in Toledo, and that's probably the only time I'm ever going to say that for Michigander.
That's the only time anyone has ever said anything nice about Toledo.
That's true.
The zoo's better.
I hate to say it.
The zoo better?
Yeah, the Detroit Zoo is not as nice as Toledo's.
Not a whole lot of award criteria.
You basically just have to be a living American.
Very low!
And that's pretty much it.
There's actually a section with criteria.
They're like, oh yeah, well I don't know, just give it to her.
Throw it over there.
You're responsible for old people getting punched by gang members.
Here's some golden gloves.
Actually, I think Cuomo's a little pissed off.
He's like, I killed more old seniors than you.
That should have been my award.
You know how many people I took out?
Way more.
So Whitmer, you can't hold a candle to me.
No, I think we'd both be better off if you show me your tits.
Yeah, my brother sits next to a crying guy.
Offended by everything.
One of them dark guys, you know?
But hey, I don't got anything against them.
Different strokes!
Yeah, but if he dated my sister, I'd give him a slap.
Just a backhand, you know, to keep him honest.
Push him down a flight of stairs.
30 years in prison, you know.
Make a lifetime movie about it.
Sorry, I gotta go.
I gotta go pin some masks to a wall.
I'm getting shit done.
You like that?
That's gonna be a blanket like the AIDS quilt.
Oh man, they really did that.
Hey, by the way, right now, people who are watching, right below here, hit that share button.
And this lets you share it on Twitter, on Facebook, wherever you are.
Rumble, I think.
I don't know if that's directly from YouTube, but because sharing is caring.
Unless you're a communist, in which case it's just robbing people of their personal property and autonomy.
Famine.
And I do have a question for one.
Why do you think, again, pause it, don't do the cheat sheet where you listen to Gerald after this.
Why do you think the left wants D.C.
desperately to be a state?
This is something that kind of comes and goes, but there's a really intense push right now, sort of like with the court packing.
And I want to hear from you.
Pause it.
Now you can continue watching.
Gerald, this is a segment that you've been pretty passionate about.
Yeah, we brought this up, gosh, I don't remember how long ago.
And I did some deep diving into it and found out like there's just no basis for this argument for them to be a state.
But I'm going to give you some of the things that they're going to say are reasoned.
Well, first let's go, yeah, first we do have, just so you don't have to take my word for it, or Gerald's word for it, it's all over the media.
We have all the sources available at ladderworthcreditor.com.
We try and do this just so people know if we're actually addressing a claim.
We try and find the claim from those people so that we're not making it, because Brian Stelter will say, well, Republicans say we want to kill all blacks!
And you'll be like, well, they've never said that.
Well, I said it for them!
So that's why I try and show them saying things.
Go back to your purse.
He should throw more confetti.
Yes, he should.
Every time he ends the show.
What if he was just an amazing yogi who could fit in?
Sorry, I have to go for my slumber!
And fits in his purse.
Carry me to my work desk!
Like Rivers Cuomo in a box, circa Pinkerton.
Okay, let's go to a montage where you can see them making this claim that it needs to be a state.
By voting for D.C.
statehood, the House of Representatives reaffirms this truth that all deserve a voice in our democracy.
To hear Congresswoman Holmes Norton talk about equality for the people of the District of Columbia.
Equality because of equal representation in the Congress.
DC's the state, Charlie Brown!
Did they just pull her out of a burning house?
for their nation's capital.
As a result of the hearings...
DC's the state, Charlie Brown!
...of the black op, they learned what they did not know.
That the residents of their own nation's capital didn't have the same rights they have.
Did they just pull her out of a burning house?
Oh my gosh.
Alright, look, so first off, D.C.
was never intended to be a state.
In Federalist 43, James Madison... By the way, that's Eleanor Norton, delegate for D.C.
We're going to get into how I'll burn victim Eleanor.
According to Federalist 43, James Madison wrote, and I'm going to read it here, the indispensable necessity of complete authority at the seat of government carries its own evidence with it.
Without it, a dependence of the members of the general government on the state Comprehending the seat of government might bring on the national councils an imputation of all or influence.
Read that as them having a little bit of power over the federal government, right?
And we'll talk about that in just a second as well.
Another truth, in Article 1, Section 8, Clause 17 of the Constitution specifically prohibits D.C.
statehood, so we've got another overlay there, to exercise exclusive legislation in all cases whatsoever over such district not exceeding 10 miles squared.
That's really the only thing about D.C.
You can't make it bigger than 10 square miles.
That's true too, right?
than the Capitol. That's true too, right? What is it, 666 feet? Yeah. As may by
session of particular states and the acceptance of Congress become the seat
of government of the United States. All right, so the reason that this is all an
issue is because a bill just passed the House and is going to the Senate, right?
So everybody's talking about it right now.
It's the cause du jour, essentially, of the Democrat Party.
They're saying there's no representation.
Well, D.C.
already does have representation.
There are three electoral votes.
They get a delegate to the House and a mayor who works with Congress, whether he wants to or not.
He gets a little pissed off about that from time to time.
Yeah.
Another part of this is when the D.C.
mayor isn't smoking crack.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that does happen.
So you might ask this question.
I got these cheeseburgers.
You might ask the question, okay, so who is DC's representative to or delegate to Congress?
Well, that is Miss Eleanor Norton right here.
Oh, let's go back to, this is the Charlie Brown lookalike content?
A little bit, yeah.
Okay, Eleanor Norton.
She wins.
What's wrong with that idea?
This is a democracy and nobody's asked Marilyn about that.
Marilyn gave the land, Marilyn gave the land irretrievably for the nation's capital.
You can't go back to where you were given irretrievably and where they don't want you back.
Look, there's only one option left.
That's the statehood option.
Across the United States today, Americans are taking down the remnants of the Confederacy as symbols of inequality, just as the House of Representatives is rising.
up capital to ensure equality for all citizens every section of the country
are united on the principle that is 51 the age of her grandson equality of responsibility someone's
Sucked us paying federal income taxes.
I don't know that first one.
Did you hear it when she was laughing?
I know.
So the host thought he should start laughing.
Yeah.
He sounded like, like Christopher Lamp.
You know, we were just talking, right?
Yeah.
I was like, you will engage in mortal combat.
Yeah.
Well this is like...
Kamala Harris before Kamala Harris, I guess, right?
So, I mean, this isn't the most logical argument.
They don't want us back.
Did you hear her say that in the clip?
They said, talking about Maryland, they don't want us back.
You may have tipped your hand there.
You really assume racism everywhere.
Yes, pretty much.
That's not a place that I would assume they're like, ah, we don't want you.
We're, uh, we're, uh, you know, we're one of those Southern Confederacy states.
Not so much, right?
Okay, so let's just get a little bit of background on her.
In 1990, just months before she assumed office in D.C.
as the representative, it was revealed that Norton and her husband had failed to file D.C.
income tax returns for I don't know what seven years 1982 to 1989. Some would say
that that is an important thing to remember put that on the to-do list.
She's like an untalented person of color Willie Nelson.
Yeah exactly. Then in 2010 things you know couldn't get worse a voicemail was leaked
of Norton using her office and influence to shake down lobbyists. And before we
go to this clip I just want to like we're gonna get again to the macros to
YDCK.
can't be a state, but it's important to know that this person is the spearhead.
This person is the one who's really pulling the strings.
This person is the one who has the power to influence people in Washington, D.C.
Look, you might be a liberal, you might be a conservative, you might be a libertarian, you might be a Donald Trump supporter.
I know that we have different factions, different political stripes who watch this show.
But, when we talk about the elite, we are talking about career politicians who live in D.C., don't pay taxes, and then use their position of authority to shake down lobbyists for cash.
Here is the audio.
Frankly, a surprise to see that we don't have a record, so far as I can tell, of your having given to me, despite my long and deep Uh, work.
In fact, it's been my major work.
Is this a porn video?
Essentially in your sector.
I am, I'm simply, candidly calling to ask for a contribution.
The senior member of the, uh, committee, uh, subcommittee chair, we have obligations to raise funds.
And I think it must have been me who hadn't, frankly, I've done my homework to ask for a contribution earlier.
I'm going to make up for it by asking for one now when we particularly need contributions.
Particularly those of us who have the seniority and the chairmanship.
Why didn't anyone coach this lady on... It's not that she wasn't coached on not using the word contribution.
You know, they would say, like, use words like, uh, I don't know, you know, uh, you know, maybe, uh, maybe, uh, give me a little something, something.
I don't know, maybe treat, uh, Eleanor, you know, treat Sugar Mama right.
You know, something like that.
It's that she is so not worried about accountability because she hasn't paid taxes, because she isn't beholden to actual, any kind of private sector employees or profit motive that she's just like, yeah, hey, look, give me some money.
And you know what, the... That dang sucks!
There were actually a few other Democrats involved in that scandal in 2010, like Nancy Pelosi was one.
The reason we didn't include her is because one, we're talking about Eleanor, and two, no one else was that dumb to leave a voicemail.
Exactly.
I mean, she's literally the female version of Rod Blagojevich, right?
Sitting in jail pissed off because she's still out there.
So really, yeah, that's the whole point of this.
Let's give that corrupt person who's less than smart, shall we say, power in the House, because that's exactly what we need.
And like I said, the reason that this segment is so intensely uninteresting to me, because I researched it a long time ago.
Well, thank you, Steven!
No, the sniff test is when people say, why isn't D.C.
a state?
You go, why isn't D.C.
a state?
And then you just look into a brief history, you go, oh, because Because it's meant to be a place where people are impartial.
You have some people right now in the media that go, well, why aren't they in D.C.?
Why aren't they paying their taxes in D.C.?
Because what we're supposed to have are people who pay taxes in their home states and represent their constituents going to a neutral territory, the state capital.
That is the reason for it.
It wasn't by accident.
And I know people who can't be bothered to read the Constitution will assume that it's an accident, but it's not.
And this has been reiterated many times.
So the fact that they're Look, they're assuming you're dumb.
They're assuming you are stupid that you will just go, Yeah!
Why isn't D.C.
a state?
And then Google will join in and all you'll find when you run a search is, D.C.
should be a state.
It won't show you the historical context or how the Founding Fathers and then people who ran this country thereafter were expressly against D.C.
being a state for a multitude of reasons.
Yeah, and they'll make what sounds like a reasonable argument.
Representation.
That's what we just covered, right?
Oh, well, okay, that's why we left England.
We didn't get the representation we wanted and we were taxed.
Got it.
That makes sense.
It's a little different than what they claim it is.
The next claim that they make is actually about population.
Well, look, the entire state of Wyoming only has about 600,000 people, they'll say, and residents of D.C., that comes to about 700,000 people.
Of course we should be a state.
Well, actually, that doesn't matter.
About 600,000 too much.
Last time I got a speeding ticket was leaving my Wyoming.
Was it?
Yeah, he said, why were you going 90?
I said, to get the hell out of Wyoming.
I didn't feel like there was a chance of hitting anything.
Yeah, there was nothing.
They call it the Big Sky State because you'd rather look up than at it.
Well, look, so it doesn't really matter, again, how big an area is.
That's not really the qualification for a state.
The Federalist Papers and Constitution specifically sectioned off D.C.
to be a federal district and nonpartisan seat of our government, right?
About 800,000 people actually work in D.C., but only 30 to 40 percent of them actually live in D.C.
That's an interesting fact that they probably aren't going to tell you.
And what they'll argue is, well, most people who live there are poor black people and you don't want them to vote.
That's what they will argue.
That's not true at all, right?
And so they bring up this argument about population.
Well, there's 700,000 people.
Well, in fact, in 1950, there were over 800,000 people that lived in D.C.
Was it still a crime then that they didn't have representation?
Were you guys still beating the defenses and saying, look, we've got to have a state of D.C.
here?
New York has a population of 20 million people.
Some would say that that's more than 700,000.
Should they also say, well, hey, we want to be a state now, right?
So if population was the only barometer that we use for this, then that would not really work as an argument.
New York City.
New York City.
I mean, New York City.
New York State is obviously a state.
When you have New York, you mean the city.
To be fair, I think that's an overcount because they did that by satellite imaging, by heat imaging, and they counted the piles of hobo shit.
It's true.
San Francisco population has gone way up as well.
And it's 38 billion, count the rats.
Just like, you know how Spider-Man would be useless in the suburbs, of course?
Predator would be useless in San Francisco.
It's heat-seeking.
He'd be thrown off by all the Cuban shit.
He'd be trying to stab a piece of shit on the ground.
Predator 2 was LA, though.
Yeah, but that was before it was all the crap.
Back then, the hobos had the common decency to use the corner like an animal.
That's true, they did.
There is no excuse, by the way, no excuse for shitting on the sidewalk where you stand.
Use an outlet.
What if it's Pelosi's driveway?
Well, okay.
Can you imagine being Predator and you turn on your vision and you're like, ah, shit.
It's everywhere.
All red.
Just Arnold rolling in it.
Where's the dreamer that leaf-blows-my-shit-off-the-driveway?
Oh my gosh.
Look, this has happened before, and this is another argument.
This is an argument that was actually used against one of the Congresswomen.
They said, oh, you're actually in the district of Massachusetts, or Maine, right?
So they're saying that it's been done before so we can do it again.
Well, the truth is Maine was formed from Massachusetts.
Yeah, they try and say that it's been done before with Maine and West Virginia.
So you have to be able to do it again.
Virginia gave us West Virginia.
Thanks a lot for that.
But they agreed to it as is constitutionally prescribed, right?
So if you're confused about the issue, Article 4, Section 3 makes it very clear.
New states may be admitted by the Congress into this Union, but no new state shall be formed or erected within the jurisdiction of any other state.
clear. Nor any state formed by the junction of two or more states or parts of states without
the consent of legislatures of the states as well as Congress. Right? So those states
have to agree we're going to do this in their legislatures, then it goes to Congress. You
can't just sign an executive order and you can't just push for it randomly.
So you need to find a state who is willing to...
A willing partner...
If Maryland is kind, they'll take them in as one of their own.
They will not do that.
And in this case, Maryland gave up part of its land to create D.C.
So Maryland can't give permission to make it a state because it's no longer their land.
That's what she was saying.
They ain't gonna want us back!
Correct.
But it's just D.C.
No one wants you.
No one specific.
I mean, you specifically.
But we get your connotations.
I'm just agreeing with you for different reasons because you're horrible.
So, I think there's one argument that kind of supersedes all arguments in this case.
Why was D.C.
put into the position as a district instead of a state in the first place?
Why was it not located somewhere else?
Ah!
It actually was.
The founders moved the capital to D.C.
from Philadelphia to make sure that the host state couldn't exert undue pressure, like we said earlier, on the federal government.
I mean, really, imagine a liberal-controlled state of D.C.
during Donald Trump's presidency.
It's like, oh, sorry, Donald, your water bill's a little bit late right now.
We apologize.
Maybe you can take a dip in the Potomac, you jerk.
They would do something like that.
Or, oh, the stoplights!
They're out!
We're really sorry, Donald.
You can't have your parade.
They would definitely do something like that.
And so what they did is they said, look, we're going to form D.C.
out of land given by both Virginia and Maryland to make sure it's not in either one.
Virginia got their land back in 1846, but it never went back to Maryland.
We are left with that piece of land right now.
Final reason for them wanting to do this. There is no other reason that makes any sense. I
Want power right now in the Senate? What do we have?
We have an equal sharing of power Not a whole lot's getting done because we have people
crossing the aisle with these crazy ideas and they're saying if we have a state
We get two more Senate seats forever controlled by Dems.
That is the only reason by the way What's important to note?
Also the reason for an aggressive push because we know that this has happened after the Senate right?
Texas gained, did Texas gain two seats, or they gained two?
Two in the House.
Two in the House, sorry.
And then other states, I know New York lost one, California, I don't think any states lost two, but it was a net gain for Republicans, right?
Now here's the thing, that was based on population, right?
And hey, New York, if you just allowed your police officers to stop 80 of the extra murders, you wouldn't have lost a seat.
Let's talk about shooting yourself and all of your citizens in the foot.
So this is what, look at the difference.
They gain seats in the House with this census because of population within the states appropriate.
And now the power grab comparatively is we don't want to involve the states.
It's not actually based on, it's not based on historical precedent.
We just want this because you know what?
We're losing some power now because people are leaving liberal areas for conservative areas.
We have to try and shift this balance.
Right, and D.C.
was never supposed to be a place that you were supposed to go and live your life.
You were supposed to go represent your constituents and then go home, right?
And be able to vote in your home state and stuff like that as well.
So, lest you take our word for it, Eleanor Norton comes to the rescue and was even asked this point-blank on Good Morning America, and she kind of pulled a Biden where she answered a question she wasn't asked.
Yeah, she started talking about the filibuster.
Yeah, here you go.
Here's your Representative Charlie Brown talking about filibuster.
There are Republicans in the Senate who believe this is the perfect time to add more seats to the Democrat side of things.
What do you say to them?
What I say to them is that I think the tomb is bursting open.
We saw the Senate late organizing.
And the reason had to do with the filibuster.
The reason Democrats got hold of the Senate this time Uh oh!
I think she said what she wasn't supposed to.
She says the quiet parts out loud and allows them to be recorded on television and voicemail.
Right.
Never say anything you don't want read back to you in court and she leaves it.
She committed the cardinal sin of being honest as a politician, and you can never do that apparently, right?
Because abolishing the filibuster, you know that they've been talking about this to try to get things through Croninger's.
That is the first step Democrats need to take to make sure that their agenda goes through expanding mail-in voting, crazy gun laws, free college, this topic of D.C.
statehood as well.
He's laughing at Joe Louis.
He's got the bat dog ear going on.
I find things funny.
Joe Louis, stop being so damn cute.
I'm only here for the humor.
No, you're not.
You're here for all of it.
Well, this is actually the first time I've learned any of this, because people have asked me questions and I... And you just saw me go like... Look, that's the reason that we're covering this, because right now they assume that you're not going to take five minutes and look into this and realize that this is stupid.
Well, I've always realized that's the point of equality, right?
And that's what I don't get.
Equality, good, except in DC, bad.
Right.
Well, I mean, basically that's what the argument has been.
I've disabused you of that notion.
I love DeSantis saying it, by the way.
And look, there is a solution to this.
If they really are worried about representation, if they're like, guys, this is absolutely unfair, we have to take care of it.
Okay, give the land back to Maryland, just like we did for Virginia, right?
Gave them the land back.
Keep all of the federal land, let them do their own thing like they want to do, but give all the other land back to Maryland, then Maryland's legislature has to vote to make it a state, then Congress has to approve it, then the Senate has to approve it, and it goes to the President's desk.
This isn't complicated.
That is the only way that it happens.
That just sounded very complicated.
No!
What you just said sounded very complicated.
Let me simplify it for you.
They're not a state because it was never designed to be a state and they wanted it to continue not being a state so that people could represent their states in an unbiased municipality.
That's exactly what it is.
Pretty cool.
Voter IDs.
and they said, oh by the way we're going to put in safeguards to make sure that it continues
that way. That's it. It's over. Stop making an argument that DC needs to be a state. It's
the same tired... They want DC to be a state, pack the court, do away with the electoral college,
federal law, uh, voter IDs. Voter... yeah we don't want to have voter... think about this for a second.
We're going to release serial violent felons in California.
By the way, push for laws that people who violently abuse their fellow citizens have their right to vote.
We want to pack the court.
We want D.C.
to be a state.
Bring in a record number of illegal immigrants.
Give them an immediate path to citizenship.
No voter ID, which every single other super far-left European nation looks at us and says, what?
They have no idea.
How crazy this has become.
The American left is significantly further left than the European left now, outside of maybe income taxes and abortion in some countries.
You need to know how far we've gone.
It's not that, oh, the Republicans have gone further right and the left has gone further left.
It's the left has gone so far left that the right, even going a little left, which they are Republican.
Donald Trump, first president, including Obama, by the way, to actually be inaugurated supporting gay marriage.
For crying out loud, he was like the runner-up to Arsenio Hall was Cyndi Lauper.
She's only done lesbian things for the last three decades!
She bops.
Can you imagine though?
It's funny too, this website Washington.org, it's Washington DC's official website for visiting DC, press, sports, all that stuff.
They say, though a capital city, it is ironic that residents of Washington lack full self-governance.
And that's on their History of Washington DC page.
Yeah.
They don't even know their own history.
They don't know their own history.
It's the trade-off, the danger of having it be its own state.
You don't want that.
You don't want a state exerting power over the federal government.
That was the whole point to begin with.
Done.
Argument over.
Move on.
Well, they don't believe in historical context.
They don't believe in precedent.
They don't believe in actual founding intent in the country.
That's why they think, well, actually, if you look at the Second Amendment, it says the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, the right of the people, right?
They go, actually, we interpret this as meaning that people have no right to own firearms whatsoever.
At all.
How does that mesh with the Constitution?
That quote from this page.
Very nice.
And you guys can let us know what your opinion is.
What's the most convincing case that you've heard for DC being a state beyond, Do you feel better educated?
Gimme, gimme a state.
I need, I need.
I'm doing the work.
I'm not a slacker.
Hey, smash that like button.
Right now, if you're watching.
Right now, live.
Right now.
Hit the like button immediately.
Right now.
Otherwise, your children will die.
You hate me.
So here is, let's move on to anti-Asian hate crimes.
Remember this?
I don't know if you guys remember this.
No.
This happened.
And they were talking about it.
Yeah, I know it's gone away.
And I haven't heard the name.
But it was, speaking of cause du jour, it was about maybe a month and a half ago when they started covering it after we were covering it, saying we had to do something.
Sorry, Asian Americans, you've been used.
But here, let's go back to a time when they cared about you.
And a hate crime is, we want to document the hate crimes.
Asian American hate has been as organic to American history, not as long as discrimination against African Americans that began in 1619.
in 1690. A steady ferment in the United States. He's been fermented in a pickle jar.
The very first Asian that came to this country about in the middle of the 19th century.
I want everybody to watch this segment because it's just, it's outrageous.
The NYPD investigating what they say is a hate crime assault against a 65-year-old Asian woman who was punched and kicked Monday in Midtown Manhattan by an attacker who allegedly made anti-Asian statements towards her and that's according to the police.
It comes as the latest in a string of anti-Asian hate and violence making this a crisis.
The Asian community and their situation has only been getting worse.
James Corden's only qualification is adipose tissue.
That George Takei clip too, he's like, you know, Asian hate is, you know.
That's pretty good.
It's part of American history.
It's organic to American, and he's a black producer, and he's like, oh, I'm African-Americans.
But not as long as y'alls.
I mean, y'all were worse.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
I've been working on the railroad all the live long.
Ooh, inappropriate.
Mission to take it off, boss.
Trick question.
I'm not wearing pants.
Look, when they built the wall, they just threw the bodies in the wall.
It's not like we're the first people.
Hey, what's going on on CNN?
That guy on the left looks like he's appearing through exclusively the left lens of 3D glasses in 1990.
That's actually 2080 Mo Rocca.
So, look, this is one thing, and I will actually give you a little bit of a self-defense segment here in a couple of minutes on some of these crimes, because a lot of them are happening with blunt instruments, which is pretty obviously disheartening.
But keep in mind, the mainstream media, and you see this on CNN, you see this everywhere, they tried to paint this as what?
What?
White supremacy, right?
White supremacy.
And there are quite a few, we're going to go through quite a few examples of recent attacks that have taken place.
Really, in the last week, I think the oldest one is 10 days old.
And you'll notice that with the articles, they don't mention the race, as opposed to here, the headlines that you see that always have white supremacist attack, white person.
If you read an article and they say they have the suspect, or they've already charged the suspect, right, the criminal, and it doesn't list their name, Or it usually means they're not a white person.
Because if it's white, it will say white.
Just like in the entertainment industry, if someone doesn't espouse politics at all, usually means they're more right-leaning because it's only a net positive in the entertainment industry to say that you're a Democrat.
It's a virtue signal that gains you notoriety points.
Same thing, you put in your article, white man commits, insert group, marginalized group, hate crime here.
You gain points.
So it's important to note, we have all the sources available at ladderworthcrowder.com.
You hit the link in the description so you can see the original sources for some of these hate crimes.
Something else, too, that facts matter, statistics matter, and we can't necessarily explain the exact reason why, but if you are surprised to learn that there's a little bit of tension between the Black American and Asian American community, Perhaps you should check your dumbasshole privilege, because this has been going on for a very long time in this country.
In San Francisco, where a lot of these crimes have been taking place, over 85% of physical assault crimes, all physical assault crimes, against Asians were committed by a black attacker.
Nationally, blacks make up the largest percent of perpetrators.
Of violent crimes against Asians.
Look, sometimes it's a robbery, and they happen to be Asian.
That's also a problem with crime statistics, because they can just file it under a hate crime.
Now look, what was the crime?
Murder doesn't need a footnote.
But we do understand that there has been an increase, and they want you to believe it's because of Kung Flu, or Donald Trump saying that this came from Wuhan.
Meaning, being geographically accurate.
Like we've done with other diseases and pandemics in the past.
Yeah, they want you to think that Donald Trump was up there with a topographical mask going, Look!
That's where the yellows are!
Oh geez, that was rough.
Utah!
Utah!
Go to Utah!
You're gonna get letters again, you know that.
So, this was May 5th, 85 year old Chui Fong was stabbed while waiting for the bus in Chinatown.
By the way, if you have children, I recommend they probably don't stick around.
We don't show, I don't think we show anyone here obviously getting killed, but there are
some, these are beatings that you can find either on YouTube or on these news websites.
I think it's important for you guys to understand the context.
I just don't think kids should be watching this.
Especially if they're like, you know, Goonies' little slick shoes.
They'll never sleep again.
So, you know.
It is a stabbing warning.
It is a stabbing warning.
Not for this.
Not for this one.
Not for this one.
This is Choi Fong, 85-year-old, was beaten.
Stabbed.
Waiting for a bus in Chinatown.
They don't specify the race.
Again, sourceville.lateroscarter.com.
Want to guess why?
The family of 85-year-old Chu Fong said she'd been waiting for the bus Tuesday evening after buying groceries in Chinatown.
She's independent.
She's very headstrong.
And if she has to do something, she's going to do it.
So, yeah, that's just her.
This was yesterday.
He says he didn't want to show his face, feeling like his family has suddenly been thrown into the spotlight.
Fong was stabbed at Fourth and Market Tuesday evening, along with another 63-year-old Asian woman.
Both are expected to survive.
Fong, though, remains in the hospital.
No, you notice in that story they didn't give you the suspect.
Not at all.
Well, they know who it is.
54-year-old Patrick Thompson and he has a history of deadly assault.
He has a history of committing crimes.
Oh, there you go.
Well, that's fine.
I'm sure they'll just bring him into the police station in New York and let him ride out.
Right.
Catch and release.
Also in San Francisco, this was May 5th.
Dad pushing a stroller.
San Francisco, whatever.
What did I say?
Did I say San Francisco?
I said New York.
You said New York.
New York, San Francisco.
Did I say illegal?
Thanks for having my back.
There's so many Chinatowns.
There's so many Chinese.
There's so many liberal hellholes.
It's my bad.
I can't feel a thing, Bill!
You can do it all day!
Can you do it all day?
San Francisco, dad pushing a stroller, punched until he fell to the ground.
This is May 5th, another clip.
We are getting new exclusive surveillance footage of another brutal attack in San Francisco.
Now this one was captured at Gus's Market in Mission Bay on Friday.
Check this out.
Police say an Asian father who was pushing his one-year-old child in a stroller was suddenly beaten to the ground.
Hey, that guy has good recovery, though.
Yeah, he does.
He got clipped.
I mean, look, I'm not saying that he didn't go down, but he got up.
He got up because his kid... I mean, can you imagine this?
I have a son right now, and if somebody attacked me and was beating me, and my son's stroller started rolling down the street, which is what just happened right there... Shoot him.
Yeah.
No, I mean, it's just unbelievable.
Shoot him.
Are you encouraging violence?
Yes.
If someone attacks me brutally while I'm there with my kid, and my kid is now endangered, their stroller could be rolling into the street.
I'd no longer care if you were down on your luck, maybe you need some cash, doesn't matter.
Now, it's unfortunate, but that's what you deserve if you attack somebody.
By the way, attacker, Sidney Hammond, he was arrested only a couple of weeks ago.
for assault.
And keep in mind, this is at a time in California when they are releasing over 70,000 felons.
Numbers, I don't have the entirely verified numbers, low-end 50-something thousand, high-end 60-something thousand violent felons.
Tens of thousands of violent felons being re-released onto the streets, and most of these examples are repeat offenders.
Now we can go to New York City.
Uh, Yauponma.
Sorry, I might have the name wrong.
Wait, are you saying that there's a connection between those who commit violent crimes and those who commit violent crimes?
It's like a choose-your-own-path book.
It is.
Whatever answer you want.
Well.
You know what the ending is.
Huh?
Huh?
No, Dave.
No.
I don't see it.
Also, Abominable Snowmen don't wear sunscreen.
That was an actual Goosebumps Choose Your Own Path book, and it sucked.
By the way, speaking of Choose Your Own Path, here's what happens is if it's a white attacker, right?
This is what happens right now.
If it's a white attacker, it's white supremacy.
If it's a black attacker, it's Donald Trump.
It's a byproduct.
It's white supremacy.
Yeah.
If it's an Asian attacker, they're mad because people like us are talking about the realistic crime statistics regarding people who are perpetrating anti-Asian attacks against them, and it's white supremacy.
So if the answer is always white supremacy, does the question really matter?
That's where we are with the media.
Okay, this is a New York City 61-year-old, Yao Pan Ma, the attacker.
This one is, look, tough to watch.
We may not want to run the whole clip, but you need to know what's going on in this country right now because the media has moved on, and I want Asian Americans out there to be safe, to have their head in a swivel.
His head was stomped, leaving him in critical condition with cerebral contusions, facial fractures.
This is the oldest one, April 25th.
Yeah.
Alright, that's enough.
We get the point.
He keeps going.
And keep in mind that if that man was then apprehended by the police officers and tried to get away and they roughed him up a little bit, those police officers would be on trial for murder and we would exclusively empathize with him.
You don't believe me?
Go look at Michael Brown's rap sheet.
Go look at George Floyd's rap sheet.
Just because you don't have the video of the woman being pistol whipped in front of her kid when George Floyd committed an armed robbery doesn't mean it didn't happen.
If you saw George Floyd doing that, would you have a different opinion?
How would you feel if a cop Subdue that guy afterward.
As a matter of fact, how would you feel if after that, the cop said, hey, are you high as a kite right now?
And he said, no, no, no, officer.
And he said, all right, let me get you into this car.
Let me get you some air conditioning.
You'd probably be pissed that the cop's going easy on him.
So you can't just react based on emotion.
But sometimes it's important to put that emotional, that visceral reaction into context.
How would you want a cop to treat that guy?
Well, of course people are going to react based on emotion.
That's what that guy's doing right there.
He's letting rage take over, and you're stomping a guy who's already down.
Yeah, I don't even know if it's rage or it's just a guy knows that he's never going to be held accountable.
So, hey, good for me!
It's free beating!
There's a lot of people who go out, though, and fight that you see, where once the other person's down, they run back in.
That wasn't a fight.
No, you know what I mean.
I'm not saying that was a fight.
I'm not saying, hey.
This was a fight.
He's making the point that cowards do this.
Cowards do this.
And cowards do it under the cover of, oh well you're a marginalized group so we'll blame white people.
Guess who gets hurt?
Both black people and white people.
Defund the police!
Over 80% of black Americans want at least as much police presence or more.
Guess who gets hurt?
Black people.
Let's say it's white supremacy so that we can talk about Asian hatred.
Guess who gets hurt?
Asian Americans who are actually being assaulted in record numbers in San Francisco, 85 percent!
That's an important, that's a statistically significant number, okay?
Are you saying that, are you saying that Asian Americans in San Francisco should, if they're trying to stay safer, should be racially profiling?
Yes, absolutely.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
I'm saying that you should be racially profiling and being aware if you are in neighborhoods where there have been anti-Asian hate crimes And there are a lot of people who are black and you are Asian.
I think that you should be careful right now because 85%, and it's a staggering rise in crime in San Francisco, are being committed against Asians by black Americans.
I think you need to be aware, and you need to understand the risks right now, and you need to hold your city government accountable who has stirred up and fomented hatred.
Okay?
It's like, oh, hey, look, this guy robbed a bank.
Blonde hair, blue eyes.
Are you racial profiling?
Yep.
If 85% of all crimes in this area were being committed against a specific group of people and they all looked like Gerald, I would keep my head on a swivel for any 6'5 guy with blonde hair, blue eyes, who makes corny jokes.
NINE!
Baltimore!
This is one, and now we're getting into... And by the way, Asian Americans out there, comment below.
I want to hear how you've been feeling, because we did this when we did the segment a long time ago.
They were talking about how they were experiencing the anti-Asian sentiment, or if they were at all.
Has it changed, and have you noticed that the media has all of a sudden gone radio silent?
So now in Baltimore, bastion of hope that it is, two Korean women were beaten with a brick
inside their own liquor store.
All right, there you go.
We've seen enough.
So that's a brick.
Again, we're going to do a segment here just on kind of keeping yourself safe, some self-defense scenarios, being a more situational awareness because a lot of people out there don't really even have the forethought sometimes until they find themselves in a bad situation.
A lot of attacks are taking place with blunt force instruments right now.
So household items.
It's what's available.
What's happening is not people going out necessarily saying, hey, I'm going to attack an Asian person where they would have maybe a gun or even a knife.
What's happening is maybe an Asian person says something that they don't like and they take it as a racist attack.
If you read some of these stories, this has happened quite a bit.
She said something anti-black and they said, I didn't say anything anti-black.
This is going on.
And so they feel justified in eliciting a violent response.
And so that's what I got.
I got a brick.
I got a hammer, and actually, here's another one right now, which is a hammer.
In New York City, Leslie Jones attacked two Asian women with a hammer.
For no reason, it looks like.
Well, they gave a poor review of Ghostbusters.
They should have.
Now I want to note that this is of course not the first time that Leslie Jones has
demonstrated anti-Asian hate.
THE POWER OF PAIN COMPELS YOU!
Yeah.
Oh, jeez.
And a hammer.
We should have seen the warning signs.
By the way, these are two places, two places, New York and anywhere in California, hell holes, both of them.
And Baltimore.
And Baltimore, that will tell you you can't own a firearm.
You know what would have defended those people from the guy with a brick?
I don't care what you say to someone.
You don't have the right to pick up a brick and start beating somebody with it.
But you know what would have protected them?
Instead of, oh no, guys, we gotta get him out of the store!
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Done.
You're not gonna beat me with a brick.
But what about Craig with Debo on Friday?
Debo!
And bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Which, by the way, and I know that a lot of, I think we have this clip here, I know, so this is, I want you to understand that this is an outlier.
This is an exception to the rule where sometimes you can take your crab or crane stance to defend yourself.
slim chance of it working, but I want you to see when it does.
Wah!
Ha!
Ha!
Wah!
Look, that's just a- Powerful, dude.
You guys saw me do that?
No, he got lucky.
It's not that it worked, it's that the gentleman attacking him was incredibly confused.
That's all it is.
If you watch that whole—this is like 15 years old, it might even break your e-bombs world.
The guy just goes, alright.
The guy's going, come on, let's go, let's go.
He goes, alright.
And he stands like this, and all of a sudden you see this guy backing up.
He's like, I ain't even that mad though.
Alright, so we're going to start this here and then we're going to go to Mug Club, but it's time to teach a little bit.
If you find yourself opposite a Leslie Jones with a hammer or someone with a brick, it's time to show some... Are you saying we don't have a stinger?
Yeah, I don't have a stinger.
Alright, well we're going to bring in Smooth Manny here and show you what would be appropriate to do in a situation with an attacker like this.
Smooth Manny, who's coming in?
Come on in.
Yeah, who's coming?
Come on in.
Oh, there he is.
Powerful.
Yeah.
Alright, there he is.
Smooth man.
He's powerful.
Okay, so, uh, let's have you move in here.
I'm gonna take off my headphones.
Alright.
And you guys can ask any questions.
Of course, I'm going to take off my firearm right now.
Did you like the all-female Ghostbusters?
That's a safe question.
If he answers yes, I think we should beat him.
Yeah.
You're definitely allowed to kick him once he's down.
You're seeing a lot of this happening with blunt force instruments, right?
You're seeing this happen with bricks.
Here, you can give me the knife.
Like a mallet?
I paid for many, many years of self-defense as a kid and ultimately would just get my ass kicked because they would teach you useless crap.
With a knife, your only option is to run.
Can I ask a serious question?
Yeah.
Is Joe Louis gonna be okay with this?
Probably not, but he'll be fine.
Don't worry, he'll attack you.
The issue with a knife is run, right?
If someone's trying to attack you with a knife, run, because here's the thing.
People tell you you can defend yourself against a knife.
It doesn't require any inertia.
This is a bleed out.
This is a bleed out.
This is a kill.
Okay?
Yeah.
People need to understand, you have a better chance against someone with a gun than you do against someone with a knife.
They're there, they slice you no matter what.
Now, it changes when it's a brick or a hammer because it's a blunt force instrument.
So what does that require?
requires inertia.
And so now what people need to do, first off, the best thing you can do is run away, but inertia requires movement and hitting right at the extension of that sort of momentum, that blow.
So that's what you want to avoid.
People out there who haven't gone to a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu class, I recommend that you go, or Judo, they teach you sort of distance and timing, maybe sometimes even some Karate.
So what you would have to do here is treat Manny like he's George Foreman.
In other words, he doesn't have a knockout blow, but he does with a hammer.
Right.
Right?
He's Mario, Circa, Donkey Kong, whatever year that was.
True.
So, what you want to do is, you don't want to get, if I can get into boxing range, and you see people talking about this on, you see this on YouTube, right?
Yeah.
What I'm going to do, look, is I'm going to jab, and I got tiger claw, and monkey fist.
Well, you're going to get your ass beat.
That's what's going to happen.
Either get away completely, or you want to be closing that distance.
So, I don't want to be in punching range.
What I want is to keep him away from me until I close.
So, this is where I would use my leg, my lead leg, because I know that he's not in punching range.
Now, I'm not talking about doing, you know, boom, question mark, kick, anything like that.
Nothing fancy.
It's a push kick.
As he comes in, right, I push off his hip right now.
I've got a bad knee, so let's be careful.
I can't stand on this knee.
But you want to kick him away, keep him at distance, step back so you know you're not in that range.
Yeah.
Get away if you can.
If you can't, let's say you're in a store, like happened with the ladies with the guy with the brick.
Right.
So I can't get distance.
I can't run away.
If it's a knife, you're screwed.
Don't care what the Krav Maga guys tell you.
You can't fight.
You're done.
Guy with a knife beats a guy without a knife.
If we're in a store, what do I need to do?
Do I want to be right here?
No.
I want to watch that wind up, stay out, miss at least once, I'm probably going to get hit, and come in and now close it.
Because look, less inertia with the hammer.
And this is where we can go until you need to start training and grappling.
Hey Joe Louis, it's fine.
It's all good.
Well and Steven, a good point here is that you're not necessarily going to get out unscathed, but at least you're not going to get the knockout blow by having some distance.
This is why I would say using this push kick to keep them away is not going to do anything with a knife because they can still cut.
Right.
They can cut and I'm going to bleed out no matter what.
That's true.
But with the brick, the good side to this is they're going to be a little bit slower.
Yeah.
So they're going to be telegraphing.
Like if you watch Leslie Jones, everything was like...
And in which case, just a little bit of head movement and then learn how to keep yourself safe once you clinch them up, tie them up.
Really simple ways.
You go over under, boom, once I get in, and tie them up just like a clinch right here.
See?
I have an overhook.
Now, he might hit my back with a hammer, but it's not nearly as bad of a knockout blow.
You can go for a takedown if you want at this point.
Learn how to handle them on the ground.
But the most important thing is getting away.
In that case in New York, you know what I saw?
Scaffolding.
Oh yeah.
Use that.
Use that.
Put that between you and the attacker.
Like do some Spider-Man stuff and like jump up and... No!
Don't jump up!
Get around it!
You know what I mean?
Get around and do this!
Like the old pirate clock on the old Pirates of the Caribbean ride where the guy's chasing his beer wench.
Do this until the cop gets there.
Unless you're in a municipality where they defunded the police, in which case, kiss your ass goodbye.