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SKANKISM 101! Everything Billie Eilish Gets Wrong About 'Patriarchy' | Louder with Crowder

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	That's called a Rev Sip.
	Rev?
	Yeah, look, you start just a little bit like... Oh man.
	And then you get 14 sequels.
	I saw one, and we'll talk about- I blame China for that.
	We'll talk about some films today.
	I saw one, precisely one Fast and Furious film, and it was because it was the second film of a double feature to Drive-In, and I still wanted my money back.
	I mean, that's obvious.
	And then there was one right before, it was like pre-Ronda Rousey, and they said, no, this one's more of like a thriller, it's very similar to The Italian Job.
	I remember I rented that with my mom- It's like six or seven.
	And by the way, Papa Crowder's here, Dave Lando gets back tomorrow.
	The Austin Minis.
	And we started watching it, and we said, this isn't like Italian Job at all.
	This isn't like the score.
	It just sucks.
	It's Vin Diesel flunking grades.
	Family.
	But driving fast.
	Cars.
	So we have a lot to get to today.
	Billy Eilish, I hope I pronounced that correctly.
	Elliot Page, not Billy Elliot, though really at this point they all could compete in the same sports division.
	And we have to talk about the CIA, teachers indoctrinating your youth.
	It's a lot to get to.
	Gerald Agus here.
	Hey, how are you, sir?
	Horrible!
	How are you there, Corda Black, here?
	Doing good!
	I don't know what that is, but I think it's his attempt at... Me neither!
	Thank God he's not my security.
	And Papa Crowder, thanks for being here.
	Got railroaded into the seat again.
	Dave's not here.
	He's under the seat.
	He had a growth removed himself.
	Did he?
	It is not benign, but it's not cancer.
	It's just a part of Dave.
	He had the surgery, the bottom surgery, you're saying.
	Yeah.
	Oh, they removed it.
	that they said oh my gosh this looks like it belongs to you.
	Eww. Eww.
	So um, miss you Dave.
	Get well soon.
	Before we move on to the teachers indoctrinating our youth and of course the trans issues of the day
	and of course Billie Eilish and why she's a satanist.
	I know now what do you mean?
	I'll explain it later.
	First, the CIA is now they've changed, you know, we used to think CIA, FBI, Yeah.
	Right.
	U.S.
	Marshals.
	We used to think they're there to save- Sound important.
	They're there to be the best of the best of the best.
	Trained to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.
	Richard Crenna.
	Richard Crenna.
	It's a classic.
	Well, it's a far cry from Richard Crenna.
	You gotta work on it.
	Because now this is the CIA's new recruitment video, and let's see what they're- they're putting their best, their best multicultural leg forward.
	I am a woman of color.
	I am a mom.
	I am a cisgender millennial who's been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder.
	I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise.
	I am a walking declaration.
	A woman whose inflection does not rise at the end of her sentences, suggesting that a question has been asked.
	I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36, I refused to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be.
	I am tired of feeling like I'm supposed to apologize for the space I occupy rather than intoxicate people with my effort, my brilliance.
	I am proud of me.
	Oh, no.
	Well, I'm glad.
	That makes one of us.
	And by the way, here's the thing, too.
	This is, first off, it's just China's laughing at us.
	They just banned feminism in China, in the Chinese military.
	Dang it.
	And they don't even have a thing.
	If you try and explain, you try and ask them or call them, I'm like, well, why?
	Why would you ban feminism?
	Oh, because women weak!
	Why would you not?
	Why would you not?
	We want military to be physically strong.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
	You may be confused for Western world.
	We want military and intelligence to be strong, right?
	Yep.
	Women, not very strong.
	That's terrible.
	She says, I'm tired of the patriarchal ideals.
	You know what?
	First off, you, you want the patriarchy on that line.
	You need the patriarchy on that line!
	Look, people think about the patriarchy and they think, oh, patriarchy means sexual harassment, it means abusing your wife.
	No, no.
	First off, patriarchy actually made it a crime where men were actually, you've heard whipping posts?
	We were tied to a post and whipped in the town square if we abused our wives because men didn't like men who abused wives.
	Men who rape kids and men who beat women don't fare that well in prison.
	Did you know that?
	Not at all.
	But the patriarchy, the idea of the patriarchy, CIA, FBI, special forces, is, hey, we are to protect the women and children among us so that they can nurture, raise our children, take care of them, and then of course propagate the species.
	So we send the men out.
	Why?
	Because the patriarchy said that the men, not the women and children, are expendable!
	But I'm glad you feel good about it.
	Well, they were right.
	But, I mean, the big takeaway here is that her inflection doesn't go up at the end of the sentence.
	Yeah, it just stays monotone.
	Thank goodness.
	Which, by the way, is a negative female stereotype, unless it's a male-to-female trans, in which case it is brave and beautiful.
	Have you noticed that?
	That all these negative females say, I am not a blonde with big boobs or an airhead, I don't wear makeup, I don't wear heels, and then Caitlyn Jenner says, you're wrong!
	Party don't stop till I walk in!
	Look, tits and a fan of Cher!
	That's all the splendor that is woman!
	If we had made those comments about uptalk like she did, finishing sentences like that, but even male millennials are doing that now, or everything's a question.
	If we had said that, we're the patriarchy.
	Yes, well we are the patriarchy.
	And I'm proud of it.
	Can't take him seriously.
	It's one of those things, look, I talked with my wife, there was something recently, we were watching a show, pick a show, any show, and of course the guy shows up and we're an idiot and we're completely inept and we'll talk about Billie Eilish saying that men are weak and I have to be everyone's mom despite the fact that her older brother is the one who risked and invested and developed a studio and tossed her in as a vocalist.
	Anyway, if we spent half as much time focusing on raising good men and what makes a good man as we do denigrating all men, think about this.
	You have Women's Day.
	You have Women's Month.
	You have Women's Visibility Day.
	You have the Women's March.
	You get Father's Day with men.
	That's about it.
	That's about it, and you grow a mustache in November.
	I, just for the same reason that I've wanted men to respect women.
	I've talked about abstinence in the past.
	I've talked about respecting women.
	I've talked about being a good leader, being a good husband.
	We talk about that all the time.
	I am also advocating for women out there.
	Look, try and have a little bit of empathy for men.
	Every time they tune into something, they're pieces of shit.
	Imagine if I just said, you know what, by and large, women are weak.
	I'm not doing an impression of a Chinese military leader as I just did.
	Women are awful.
	You know what?
	Women aren't as smart as men.
	That's what you see with the Billie Eilish interview.
	That's what you see here with the CIA.
	It's all these negative stereotypes of men.
	And just as right now you're seeing a statistic of more people because of Black Lives Matter riots, more people because of Critical Race 3 feeling like they're more racist, you're going to see more people feel like they're sexist.
	Yeah.
	You can only browbeat men so long because they have a penis, or women with a penis, we get it, before they start saying, hey, you know what?
	I think we've actually done some pretty good stuff.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I mean, and if you're a woman watching this show right now, we're not crapping on women.
	What we're doing is saying that you need strong, confident men.
	And right now, everybody is making the case that men are bad, just like you said, and women are this protected class, and that's fine.
	We want to protect them.
	That's what we do.
	Right.
	But don't act like every single man out there is horrible and can't hold a job and doesn't understand life, and then expect them to be nice and kind and loving when it comes time to get married.
	You can't talk about how awful men are and how you don't need a man, how you don't want a man, and then be 35, realize your window is closing, and wondering where all the good men are going to and they don't want to marry you.
	I don't need a man to be happy!
	Uh, you will!
	Guess what?
	Because everyone, really most people, need a spouse to be happy.
	It's better than living life alone.
	Just like you saw at weddings.
	Fonzie doesn't work because no one wants to see a 60-year-old Henry Winkler hit on chicks.
	Well, we do have to be careful, though.
	We can't be too victim-y, because then that's weak, right?
	Of course!
	It's not lost on us.
	No, I'm just saying this ultimately hurts women.
	But you know what?
	Sure, men are leaving the marriage pool in record numbers.
	They don't want to father children.
	They don't want to pay child support at this point.
	Women are finding themselves lonely, single, higher rates of depression, unhappy.
	They realize in their 40s that careers aren't all that fulfilling.
	But you know what?
	The good thing is you can join the CIA without, apparently, no PT requirements there.
	So let's move on to Teacher Appreciation Week.
	I don't participate.
	It's trending.
	No, sorry.
	The Real Heroes Appreciation Week.
	Correct that.
	The Real Heroes Appreciation Week.
	You know what?
	I'm in a mood.
	Let me explain to you why I'm in a mood.
	I tried to go to the gym this morning and there were two guys curling in the squat rack.
	Anyone deal with this comment?
	They've been for 20 minutes.
	They had 5 pounds on them.
	Maybe 10, so 65 pounds.
	20 minutes, my workout was gone.
	And I realized, you know, I was trying to be polite and so I should have murdered all of them.
	I would have defended you.
	There are a lot of times that I would turn you in for murder that you think is justifiable and I don't, but in this case, I'm not coming at cops.
	No, absolutely.
	Not at all.
	Don't curl in a squat rack.
	No!
	The kind of people who do that, they become top-ranked CIA officials.
	Well, and it's bad enough, but it at least puts some weight on the bar if you're gonna be in there.
	No, don't.
	That's the point!
	Leave.
	Leave, don't use a bar.
	Leave.
	Decrease the surplus population.
	So Teacher Appreciation Week is trending number one right now on Twitter.
	In recognition, here's a recent clip of the beautiful, brave heroes, the real heroes, professors from Roosevelt University, talking about exactly what it is that they're teaching your kids when they have them completely unfettered and you have no access or the ability to mold young minds.
	This is what they do.
	I'm so glad you're there, too.
	You fit in so well with their, you know, the university's philosophy and mission, right?
	I mean, it's all social justice all day every day.
	I get to talk about all the things I love.
	Yeah, I always flip out the kids that take my master's class on fiscal policy and public budgets when the first three or four classes are devoted to philosophy of social justice and how you organize society.
	We don't talk about one, you know, budgetary item.
	They're like, oh man, Professor Martiri, this is a really weird way to teach a budget.
	Yeah, yeah, it's a really weird way to teach a budget by not teaching a budget.
	Yeah.
	Just take other people's money.
	That's your budget.
	This is the perfect example of where it only works in academia, and this is why I don't think, and you know what it bothers me?
	You see a lot of conservatives say, oh, academia, it's an indoctrination factory, but their kids all have to pull the strings to get them into Harvard, to get them Listen, my twins, I am going to be openly advocating against them going to an expensive university.
	In-state school, community college, trade school, and I want to teach them fiscal responsibility and the skill set as to how you most effectively learn.
	It's not in college.
	They just said, people come to us, our job is to teach them a budget, and instead I teach them a bunch of other stuff.
	Only an academic in a trade school is like, okay, I'm going to become a plumber.
	Right.
	But instead, I want to talk about the lack of Plumbers of color.
	Well, you know what?
	Listen, Mario, at one point, they were an oppressed people.
	Olive?
	Nowhere else!
	You know why?
	You know why?
	Because you don't run a business.
	Because in academia, there are no consequences.
	You basically have a forced audience.
	Anyone here, by the way, when I went to college, anyone experience this?
	When you go to college, you have to buy two $300 textbooks that your professor wrote and nobody else would ever read?
	Yeah, well, they just gave them to us in the football program, sorry.
	Oh, good for you.
	They changed one thing and you had to buy the abridged version.
	But don't worry, it was an annuity for these guys.
	Yeah, you can sell it back for $10.
	So, there's that.
	It's just an absolute racket.
	It's always social justice!
	Oh, I thought you were teaching economics.
	Well, I don't know anything about it.
	That's why I'm a professor.
	I think that's the best thing that we could do is open up teaching to the free market.
	You have to be good enough to justify your pay.
	And they would freak out.
	Well, they do.
	That's why they want to do away with standardized testing.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You mean have some kind of accountability?
	You know, you're supposed to teach a budget, economics.
	At the end of the year, we're going to have standardized testing to see if your kids know how to balance a budget.
	Your kids just wrote Malcolm X 15 times in the Q&A.
	And by the way, that was a Scantron.
	Statistically less than random because they didn't even pick the multiple choice.
	They wrote Malcolm X, Red Fox, and fuck you in here.
	And it wasn't even a number two pencil!
	It was creative though, yes.
	They said those tests are racist though.
	They literally say they're racist or there's socioeconomic biases in those tests so we can't use those tests.
	Well, here's what I want.
	The best thing you can do is comment below.
	It's the best thing that helps the algorithm.
	And I want to know if you experienced that in college.
	For me, I was going, wait, I have to buy a $300 textbook?
	What is really important is the left wants you to think, especially when they do these polls and they do them every election cycle and they talk about the educated elite, if you listen to Aaron Sorkin.
	They want education, meaning higher education, university, to be inextricably tied with being knowledgeable, with being intelligent, with being, you know what, I would even say educated.
	The current educational system, that one you just saw there, does not educate young Americans.
	And so I think for people who say, well, I'm not left or right.
	I see everything on an individual basis.
	That's great.
	I don't believe in that necessarily when you're looking through the prism of politics.
	I think you need some kind of an ideology at least so you have a framework.
	But when it comes to judging people as to whether they are educated, intelligent or not, how about we do this?
	How about we take everyone on an individual basis and don't judge them based on a piece of paper, which is really just congratulations, your parents check cashed.
	Uh, or a student loan, which will be paid off.
	You're welcome, by the way.
	We've paid for it with tax dollars from our business.
	It's become really expensive karate.
	Yes!
	It's basically where wears your belt.
	Too accurate, Gerald.
	Uh, so here's another one before we get to, before we get to, uh, Billie Eilish and, uh, what's the other one?
	Billie Eilish and, uh, Elliot Page.
	Elliot Page.
	Elliot.
	Oh my god.
	Elliot.
	I saw, we were watching this this morning.
	You know, we always watch CNN in the morning.
	I hate it.
	I know.
	We watch it all the time.
	I read mostly liberal sources.
	That's why I think this website, this show is a little bit different.
	All those sources are available at ladderworthcreditor.com.
	Link in the description.
	And I was watching CNN, and they pulled this this morning.
	You know, we've talked about how they pull the selective edit of the very fine people on both sides.
	Donald Trump saying, I'm not talking about white supremacists and neo-Nazis who should be condemned totally almost as much as Brian Stelter.
	That's about what they always cut that out.
	Well, sometimes it's right.
	They cut it out and they don't really address it.
	Then it's sort of a lie by omission.
	In this case, they actually, they proactively respond to something and selectively edit the speech.
	On January 6th, to make it seem like Donald Trump didn't call people to peacefully protest.
	I couldn't believe it.
	Well, I can believe it.
	Here's a clip from this morning.
	I think it was around 8, 10.
	8, 10 a.m.
	Again, we have all this on livewithcrader.com.
	It was a relatively slim 87 vote margin on a resolution that said Romney shouldn't have voted to impeach Trump, claiming that Donald Trump's 2019 call to the Ukrainian president where he threatened to hold up foreign aid in exchange for an investigation into his political opponent was perfectly okay.
	And that Trump, far from inciting the January 6th riots, urged his followers to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard.
	Okay.
	We fight like hell.
	And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.
	Talk about dishonest.
	She goes, okay, do you really think he said that?
	I'm going to show a clip where he doesn't say it again.
	We've been through this ad nauseum.
	Of course, the president did say, make your voices patriotically, peacefully heard.
	This is what they didn't show you.
	I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building.
	To peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard.
	That wasn't an accident.
	That was a proactive lie.
	And I will say this.
	People say, well, you know what, there's a lot of big tech, a lot of problems with people losing trust in our institutions and we need real journalism.
	If that's real journalism, we don't need it.
	Just like if those are real teachers, we don't need it.
	If that's the real CIA, we don't need it.
	OK?
	You can tell us that we do, but we don't.
	Every now and then I'll get caught with something where I'll go, oh, you know what, that does, OK, I need to look into it.
	And I realize it's a lie.
	CNN, they lie about everything.
	There should be zero trust.
	None whatsoever in CNN.
	And you know what?
	CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, you should always, always verify.
	That's why we make our sources available.
	You shouldn't trust me!
	You shouldn't trust anybody!
	But certainly not CNN!
	I cannot believe that they are considered a legit... Revoke their press pass!
	Can we do that?
	Yeah, come on.
	Or at least classify them as an opinion show, right?
	And not actual news.
	They were doing this in a broader story.
	You and I actually got pissed off at this, independent of each other.
	I was watching it and I tweeted out about it.
	I was like, I can't believe what they just did!
	They were saying that people that were booing Romney and people that made kind of speeches against Romney are the same people that said this.
	And that's when she ran into that.
	You guys think we've liked Romney all these years?
	Have you not been paying attention?
	Have you not been paying attention?
	But then you're gonna call a guy a liar saying that Donald Trump... You're not even just saying Trump, right?
	You're saying, this guy's a liar and can't be trusted about Romney because he said this about Trump and Trump of course didn't say peaceful.
	Trump of course did not say that.
	It's like, what?
	Yeah, you were watching it across town.
	It's like three levels of lying.
	And you were upset.
	It was like in Home Alone 2 where I'm saying goodnight mom in front of Rockefeller Plaza and you were looking out your window and...
	Yes, exactly!
	We had a kindred moment.
	Stelter's an asshole.
	CNN lies.
	She would call herself an anchor.
	Okay.
	Now Walter Cronkite wouldn't have gone, okay.
	What happened to... They were biased, but they didn't do that.
	Are we allowed to denigrate up-talk in that scenario?
	Okay, okay, alright.
	By the way, shed some weight!
	And they will not, let me just make one final point, they will not let this go.
	The big lie, we're going to hear about the big lie forever, and that was used in Germany about the Jews.
	They're pulling that into this and saying that is comparable.
	800 people out of 200,000 people is comparable to that.
	That the election was stolen, right?
	That's the big lie.
	We're going to hear that over and over and over and over, and that Trump's a part of the party that nobody can get around.
	He's still in control.
	He's pulling the strings somewhere behind the scenes.
	You hate Trump, right?
	Yeah.
	That's exactly what we're going to hear for the next four years.
	You know what I don't want to hear over and over?
	Someone's phone keeps vibrating.
	Is that Pops Crowder?
	No.
	Someone shut off your damn phone.
	This isn't CNN.
	We run a professional outfit.
	It's not me.
	Oh, we lie sometimes.
	Oh, we do.
	Every now and then.
	No, we don't.
	No, we have sources.
	Not like CNN.
	We have sources.
	All right.
	Speaking of sources, speaking of references here, this is something that interests me.
	Trevor—not Trevor, no.
	He never interests me.
	He never interests anybody.
	But he's a thing.
	Still?
	Still.
	Apparently.
	Apparently!
	I don't want to get that little kid on the show.
	So last week, Trevor Noah, this is just something, and actually a good friend of mine who used to be on YouTube quite a bit, I don't know if I can use him as a reference so I'll be careful, but he denounced the CDC's new guidelines, Trevor Noah, talking about, just watch this clip and see if you can sort of spot the inconsistency.
	Here's Trevor Noah talking about CDC guidelines.
	I know science is difficult, and this is a novel virus and all of that, but who's running messaging at the CDC, huh?
	First they said mosques make us less safe.
	Oh, don't wear a mosque.
	Then they said mosques make us more safe.
	And now, according to this new chart, mosques can make you not safe again?
	He's like, what's up?
	The most frustrating thing about this chart is that they've spent months,
	they spent five months telling us to get vaccinated.
	Oh, get vaccinated and this will all be over.
	Get vaccinated.
	And I was like, great, I'll get all the four vaccines if it means I'll get my life back.
	But now, now they're putting out a chart and it says, even if you get vaccinated,
	you can only do two more things without a mousetrap.
	Two?
	Guys, what the hell?
	The shit you're saying to people is incoherent.
	You're telling us these new vaccines are 95% effective and will stop coronavirus, but we still can't do anything without a mask on anyway, which is it?
	Is this one of the most effective vaccines in the history of the world, or does it not work?
	It's not clear messaging, especially if you're desperately trying to convince people to get the vaccine.
	Accidentally based apartheid.
	This guy, look, he just went up in my, uh, My book.
	He didn't mean to.
	There's a book?
	I love how they put viral rant at the bottom.
	Like, isn't that something that actually happens to the rant?
	Like, you don't just declare it a viral rant?
	It's predetermined if you know that there's going to be millions of dollars invested into running that ad.
	Look, first off, I don't disagree with him at all, but the problem is, of course, he was insulting anybody who said this before his rant on that day, which I believe was Friday.
	Maybe it was Thursday.
	Keep in mind, too, Ron DeSantis, not just a diversity hire at Comedy Central, but an actual sitting governor, had medical professionals from, I want to make sure I get this right, Harvard, Stanford, Oxford, was banned for doing exactly what Trevor Noah is doing right here, going against the CDC.
	He's going against the CDC with what he's saying.
	Keep in mind, our COVID anniversary, the entire special, right?
	We did 15 Days to Flatten the Curve, one year, we went through all of the CDC stances, all of the World Health Organization stances, all of the data on masks, all of the data on the vaccines and Operation Warp Speed, and we were removed.
	That episode was removed, you can still watch it at MugClub, lightoffcutter.com slash MugClub, along with like 30 banned episodes.
	I wonder if they're going to remove this episode because we played Trevor Noah's episode.
	I have no idea.
	And not only that, but by the way, what they removed us for was where we were talking about mortality rates, saying that COVID is significantly more lethal for old people, and I won't say exactly that it's significantly less lethal for some specific demographic of people compared to the flu, but I will say we use the actual CDC mortality rates, so that's kind of relevant.
	We were still removed from it.
	We got a statement from YouTube that we were removed from it.
	Basically.
	Basically.
	So is it really about denying science, or are these policies dictated by whatever your political opinion of the day is?
	And again, even our intern, by the way, reported the video.
	Lily, and I believe Troy Jr.
	reported this video for going against YouTube's guidelines.
	Not even a strike!
	Not even a warning!
	Not even a fact check!
	And I hate to do this because I think that what he said was right, but look, we've got to be fair here, so I would advocate everyone out there go watch this viral rant from Trevor Noah and flag it!
	Flag it as a violation of community guidelines just because I want to see if it's consistently applied, if it is applied across the board equally.
	You do not live in a free society and you don't, it's not a free platform if laws or rules exist, it's whether they are applied equally.
	So, for example, if Hillary Clinton commits some kind of shady campaign finance, nothing happens, but Trevor Noah is put on house arrest where he has to breathe into his bracelet every 24 hours, that means that you don't live in a free society.
	If the IRS targets political opponents but they don't, they treat people who are of their own political ilk more kindly, you don't live in a free society.
	So, everyone, you can go, if you don't want to search it on YouTube, just go to LiveWithCredit.com and click the link.
	Flag it as a violation of community guidelines.
	We'll circle back and see what happens.
	I don't want her to be removed.
	I would hope that this would result in YouTube saying, hey, you know what?
	We need to do away with these BS guidelines.
	Or they're just going to say, well, look, Viacom Comedy Central, they pay us a lot of money, and so we'll let it slide.
	Absolutely.
	I mean, maybe they should come back and say, look, when a sitting governor is talking to medical professionals, the American public, or at least the public in the state that he's in, has a right to hear what he has to say.
	Let's hear the conversation.
	You're shutting down all people who have a viable opinion.
	By the way, this isn't somebody who got it online.
	We've talked about this.
	These are doctors from some of the best institutions on the planet having a conversation.
	You mispronounced science deniers.
	That's true.
	Conspiracy theorists.
	Oxford, Harvard, Stanford.
	Certainly it's not Trevor Noah with a webcam.
	Yeah.
	South of the Mason-Dixon, I guess those degrees don't apply.
	Which, we have an entire segment coming up on why Trevor Noah is objectively not funny.
	Everyone always says this when they disagree with someone.
	Oh, he's not funny.
	People say that with me, and maybe you think I'm not.
	That's totally fine.
	I don't care.
	It's subjective.
	Comment below.
	I think that Jon Stewart was funny.
	I think Stephen Colbert was funny.
	I think Bill Maher can sometimes kind of be funny, if a little bitchy.
	Kathleen Madigan is probably my favorite female comedian of all time.
	Well-known far left.
	The thing is, Trevor Noah is objectively unfunny, and talk about dated.
	I can't think of anyone less hip than someone doing a YouTube short video circa 2009.
	Him talking, and quick cuts!
	And then he's yelling, but he's not really yelling because he's not committed to it, just like he's not committed to his career.
	Comedy Central, apparently not all that committed to the network's solvency.
	All right, speaking of science.
	Well, you watch.
	You were a fan.
	We watched John Stewart.
	We watched him do stand-up at the Just for the Last of Montreal.
	Always funny, and he used to come on Fox and destroy those guys.
	Yeah.
	He was very smart.
	Yep.
	He made Bill O'Reilly look like a fool.
	Well, rightfully so.
	To be fair, he wasn't prepared.
	He was too busy tuning the radios of the interns.
	Oh, jeez.
	You're never going to get a station.
	Tuning them like E.T.
	in a cornfield.
	He likes to grab interns' nipples, folks.
	Bill O'Reilly.
	Just looking out for the folks.
	This is the no-spin zone.
	Except the titty.
	Terrible.
	I used to get so much flack when I would say this about Bill O'Reilly while I was still on air.
	I'm glad that I don't anymore.
	Everybody comes around eventually.
	So speaking of science, speaking of medical experts, Stephanie Ruhle, and we're going to go into Elliot Page, but this is a perfect lead, because Stephanie Ruhle grilled West Virginia Governor Jim Justice over the transgender sports bill.
	And I will say this, the problem is that the governor here totally botched his response, but it doesn't change the fact that Mrs. Ruhle is satisfied with herself in a way that she has no right to be.
	Can you give me one example of a transgender child trying to get an unfair advantage?
	Just one in your state.
	You signed a bill about it.
	No, I can't really tell you one.
	If you cannot name one single example for me of a child doing this, why would you make this a priority?
	I believe that girls work so hard to attain Title IX and I do not have any idea now why we are trying to disadvantage them in participating in the sport that they put so much into.
	I don't know why we're doing it.
	This is not like it's a big priority to me.
	In fact, I think we only have 12.
	No, Stephanie, listen.
	I think we only have 12 kids, maybe in our state, that are transgender type kids.
	That's the worst argument ever.
	I mean, for crying out loud, Stephanie, I signed hundreds of bills.
	Hundreds of bills.
	Look how satisfied she is with herself and her lack of upper lip and Bic pen.
	Got him.
	First off, don't apologize.
	Sometimes people answer, and this is a problem with cable news, I've told you this, where they want to speak for as long as possible and they want to give the opposing point of view as little time as possible.
	So it's not actually conducive toward making an effective argument.
	What you just say is, don't be silly, we just don't want men competing with girls.
	And then she would be clicking her pen nervously like the invincible guy in GoldenEye.
	She'd have no idea what to do.
	So, this is also something, an argument, we've been through this, used by trans advocates.
	Well, it hasn't happened yet in West Virginia.
	It could not be less relevant, but it's actually the appeal to novelty intellectual argument.
	Some people, we can bring it up in Latin, argumentum ad novitatum, novitatum.
	This fallacy is the opposite of appeal to tradition in that it is an attempt to claim that the newness or modernity of something is evidence as to its truth and superiority. The novelty of the idea or
	proposition does not entail its truth or falsity." So what she's saying is, well, in
	West Virginia this hasn't happened yet, okay, that doesn't matter. It would be like saying
	other places in Europe, well, you know, you don't need to protect the Jews, the Holocaust
	hasn't happened here yet. Not comparing some boy who decides to be a girl beating up
	girls in sports or setting the records to the Holocaust.
	I'm just saying it's the same kind of an intellectual fallacy, and it's an intellectual fallacy that has been made to excuse away horrible atrocities.
	It hasn't happened yet, so why do we need to do something about it?
	West Virginia, it hasn't happened in West Virginia yet.
	Doesn't mean that it hasn't happened across the globe.
	We went through multiple examples last week.
	Fallon Fox, male-to-female fighter, lived as a male for most of his life, fathered children, broke a woman's orbital, you have Australian women's handball champ Hannah Mouncey, that's a hilarious picture, made for great comedy, so I'm not too mad about it.
	Women's cycling world champ, Rachel McKinnon, set world records, two records in a trial.
	NCAA champion, CeCe Teffler, master squat world record holder, Marya Gregory.
	The list goes on and on and these are just in places where they don't have laws and so they show up to compete in women's division and people are incredibly confused.
	It is man!
	Well, and you're right.
	They overcomplicate the argument.
	It's not necessarily just about somebody, like, don't make it somebody taking a spot on an athletic team in college.
	Don't make it about a scholarship.
	Make it about fairness.
	Like, it doesn't make any sense to put somebody who is physically superior their entire life, and I'm sorry, I don't mean that to degrade women, I'm just saying on average, and put them in a sport with women and say, that's fair and that's normal.
	If they want to compete, fine.
	Don't apologize for saying that men are physically stronger than women.
	That's not an insult to women, and you know what?
	We have to acknowledge the truth to protect women.
	Listen, women, in order for the patriarchy to protect you, meaning we're a part of the voting bloc that you are as well, in order to create these laws, we need to acknowledge that men have an unfair biological advantage over women, and so we shouldn't be competing in your sports.
	Okay?
	So the truth is, we start with the truth, stop being offended, men are physically stronger.
	Men have more lung capacity.
	Men have denser bones.
	Men have better endurance.
	Men have different abilities in increasing their blood cell count.
	There are so many biological advantages.
	We need to start with the truth.
	Men are physically more gifted than women.
	And so, in order to make sure that women have an equal playing field in their sports, no men should compete with you.
	Let's not be offended at the statistical, the scientific reality, and instead be offended at the lie by people who do so in the name of equality, because, hey, the science isn't in yet.
	We have no idea if 12 to 25 times the testosterone gives men an advantage.
	Yeah, we do.
	We do.
	Yeah, we do.
	And by the way, in West Virginia, this hasn't happened yet.
	But this is something, too, that people need to know.
	There actually have been some examples that could have maybe... This is why they need a law.
	The point is, these things are coming up.
	So according to UCLA, 1.04% of teens aged 13 to 17 identify as transgender in West Virginia.
	The highest of any state.
	What the hell's going on in West Virginia?
	That's from UCLA.
	I have no idea that it's accurate.
	I've never been to West Virginia.
	I have no plans to go to West Virginia.
	I know, I think, if I'm not mistaken, Tim Pool has a skate park there.
	Might want to avoid it.
	That's about all I know.
	That's about all I know.
	And I know that there are, you know, a lot of flipper grandkids.
	But!
	The point is, this obviously could happen, and it has happened in other states.
	If you're going to use that argument, fine.
	Well then, why do you need to have a mask mandate?
	Why do you need to have a vaccine passport in some states?
	Why do you need to have any of these?
	Well, it hasn't happened in your state yet.
	And by the way, one of the things she did was put up all of the areas where West Virginia was lagging behind other states, saying, oh, you're so bad on these things, why don't you focus on this?
	Like, people can't do two things at one time.
	He was right in saying, I sign hundreds of bills.
	He just said it in a really stupid way.
	If people made your point and then said, hey, by the way, I can do a lot of things at the same time.
	I sign tons of bills every single day.
	We're getting things done in West Virginia.
	This is just one of them.
	He should have just said, look, look, we are looking into improving our educational system on a state level, including charter schools, student vouchers, also, no peckers in the women's restrooms.
	No peckers.
	By the way, that didn't even cost me any money.
	I just had to say, no dicks in the restroom.
	No dicks on the ladies' sports floor.
	That's it.
	Case closed.
	We made shirts and everything.
	I got a giant foam hand!
	These coastal elites that the journalists really try to, it's a subtle way they make the South look too.
	Yeah.
	And they try to embarrass them.
	Well, they do.
	They bring the worst possible people on to discuss these ideas because they can't fight the idea itself, so they have to bring on somebody who can't articulate it and go, well, they sound stupid when they make this argument, let's bring them on!
	Well, he's a high-level guy.
	I know, but that's not saying a whole lot, apparently, because he didn't do a great job of making the argument.
	He should have had somebody come in and say, look, I'm going on TV, tell me what to say!
	But you know what, though?
	There's also value in that because it shows that the West Virginia hillbillies are smarter than the coastal reporters.
	It's the West Virginians.
	Well, they're uneducated out there in West Virginia, but for some reason they believe that biology determines sex.
	They follow science.
	Exactly.
	At least they're doing the right thing.
	I hear the banjo from Deliverance.
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	Oh, you just made that up.
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	We have a lot to talk about.
	We're gonna be talking about Elliot Page and Billie Eilish.
	Hey, hey.
	Hit that like button too.
	Oh yeah, smash that.
	Smash it.
	Look at that.
	Oh.
	There you go.
	Finish him.
	Yeah.
	Smash it like Elliot Page.
	Smash them tits.
	Got rid of them.
	We're gonna show you.
	We're gonna show you.
	Why?
	I don't see that.
	How dare you?
	Smash Burger Chest.
	So, Elliot Page, formerly Ellen Page, by the way was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor.
	I think that's kind of lazy naming.
	You just picked your... Gave an interview to Oprah.
	Uh-huh.
	Yeah.
	As one does.
	Okay.
	Of course.
	During a pandemic.
	Oprah.
	Oprah's got to get her finger wet, too.
	Got to get a little bit of profit for the Oprah there, right?
	We all are just fighting for scraps.
	She's got the whole damn pie.
	So, Elliot Page gave an interview with Oprah.
	And before we get into it, without giving too much pretext, you know, she talked about the Elliot new production.
	Here you go.
	Oh, God!
	Hell yeah.
	Oh, God!
	Hell yeah.
	Oh, God!
	Hell yeah.
	Oh, God!
	Hell yeah.
	you Okay, I'd tune into that.
	I'd watch it.
	We should have seen this coming.
	Yeah.
	We need better people on clips.
	So before we get into the specifics here, this is of course Ellen Page's transition to Elliot, and look, I will say this.
	I do have some compassion and empathy because, well, you can watch these clips here, and I'll tell you, this doesn't seem like someone, even though they keep saying it, who's very happy and who's in a great headspace.
	So let's start this off here.
	You know, periods in my career where it was just, it felt impossible to read a script in a day.
	Just, obviously, when I was a kid, teenager, at least my experience, I, I, that wasn't a part of... Listen to the strained voice.
	You know, my life.
	Yeah.
	And yeah, I mean, I just, it's probably driving my friends crazy, like, sending them profile photos of me, you know, with, like, posts, um, having, I, you know, top surgery.
	She's in a great headspace.
	Giving an interview sounds like Bobcath Goldwaite.
	It's like, look, this is not someone who seems like they are their best self.
	Also, I probably aggravate my friends by sending them, you know, my new pics of my chest, meaning that they're unrequested.
	That sounds a little bit like, bring up Mayo Clinic.
	Yeah!
	Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
	One of several types of personality disorders is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance.
	Note, this also includes tits.
	A deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy.
	for others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest
	criticism. For reference to that, of course, just look at Elliot Page's Instagram and Twitter timeline.
	Unbelievably emotionally volatile, right? So we have someone who is sending
	unrequested pictures of their chest, by the way, which would be, if not for a trans person, considered sexual
	harassment.
	I'm probably driving them crazy. Hey, not probably, you're driving them crazy. And you can stop.
	It's a dude now, so it should be sexual harassment.
	Someone who's emotionally fragile, someone who has no empathy for people on the right.
	You can see what this person has done in accusing people of being Nazis, racist.
	Also, by the way, Dave, stop sending me pictures, okay?
	Nobody wants these.
	Oh, jeez.
	And this is something else.
	I'm about to see it now.
	Talk about the drama.
	Remember when we went from same-sex marriage?
	And by the way, I caught a lot of flack because back then, I remember on the show with Dave Rubin, I said, I'm not for it.
	Same-sex civil unions, sure, fine.
	The problem is when you declare marriage a fundamental human right, you've now said that men and women are interchangeable.
	I don't believe that two dads can give everything to a kid that a mom and a dad can, and I don't believe that two moms can give everything to a child that a mother and a dad can.
	Okay.
	And then we look into the reason that marriage exists, that marriage is recognized by the government.
	I wish that it were not.
	I wish that the government wasn't in the marriage-running business, but it's because we understand before federal government, before state government, before municipal government, the central governing body is the nuclear family.
	So I caught flack for that.
	That being said, back then the argument was, what we do in our bedroom is our own business.
	I always, look, that's not where it's going to end.
	It's not about what you do in your own bedroom.
	As you can see now, the argument has changed from, what we do in our own bedroom is our own business, to Elliot Page goes on to say, if you do not support my political point of view, you want to erase us!
	Yes, I believe people want to erase trans people.
	They don't believe we exist and they don't want to exist.
	And the fact that right now, right now the main tactic is to attack trans kids?
	It's just, it's unfathomable to me.
	Yeah, they want to erase trans people.
	Well, there goes Arnold's sequel payday, and I don't know what has happened with Vanessa Williams since.
	It's gotten really tough.
	We're not attacking trans kids.
	There's no attack.
	That's not what's going on right now.
	No, not attacking trans kids at all.
	If anything, the people who are saying, hey look, putting kids on puberty blockers or allowing them to actually undergo physical reassignment surgery, that's the opposite of protecting them.
	Yeah, stepping in to say, hey, maybe they should be able to decide their own bedtime before they chop off their penis.
	Maybe that's a good idea.
	That's protecting kids.
	That's not attacking kids.
	We're attacking the enablers, you assholes.
	We're attacking people who put kids out there in parades and in protests when they have no idea what's going on, and you're using them for political gain.
	I feel bad for people like her.
	Him.
	Sorry.
	I didn't do that on purpose.
	Do I need to read you a bedtime story?
	Cock flew over the moon again?
	No, you don't.
	I feel bad because I feel like they're in a place where they're hurting and they don't understand how to do it and they've got this entire group of people out there saying, hey, come to us.
	We will use you for our political agenda.
	No longer functioning eggs and ham?
	Not at all.
	There's a lot of books you could write about this.
	We can keep going on.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Learn your ABCs.
	No, I do.
	I feel genuinely bad.
	It's terrible.
	You know what, she goes on to say, well, she said that, I think we had that in that clip, where she said, um, the top surgery is life.
	Son of a... I'm not trying to do this, Elliot.
	Let's just go with the name Elliot Page.
	Okay, you know what, let's go with the name, but you know, it's, like I said, everyone, Blaire White was here.
	Yeah.
	Always said she.
	Of course.
	Because you would never even Think!
	Like, look, Elliot Page is a perfect example of why you don't see the inverse of what we were just talking about, girls dominating men's sports.
	Can you imagine that guy in a rugby scrum?
	Entertaining.
	Not that it would matter how he, she looks, but that's just a gal.
	It's so effeminate.
	It's so fine.
	And this is a perfect example.
	We talk about hormones.
	You've been on hormones your whole life.
	It's called being a guy.
	Elliot Page could take testosterone for the rest of his life.
	You know what, Elliot?
	If you play your cards right, maybe you might reach Chaz Bono level.
	A little wispy mustache.
	It's a level.
	So, let's contrast the science to Elliot saying that the top surgery is life-saving and we're not empathetic.
	Well, let's see.
	Does gender reassignment surgery, how does that affect the 41% attempted suicide rate?
	Wow.
	It's still 41.
	It actually went up to 42 in one study.
	Yeah.
	Which statistically is insignificant, but it doesn't get any better.
	Which would suggest that gender dysphoria is not merely a symptom of someone being in the wrong body.
	However, you still see an incredibly high suicide rate.
	A higher suicide rate than you see with Jews in the Holocaust, or American slaves, or people with manic depressive disorder.
	They don't have a 42% attempted suicide rate.
	That's just insane.
	I don't think it's because of the Target bathroom.
	Okay, and then, of course, Elliot Page, again, talking about hyperbolic, right?
	Again, it used to be, hey, what do we do in our own bedroom?
	No one here has a problem with – we're going to get to Caitlyn Jenner in a second – no one here has a problem with whatever you want to do in your own time and call yourself.
	The problem is with the fundamental changing of society and that everybody else has to take part, especially now at a point where it is undeniable That it will cause harm to others, namely the more vulnerable among us, young women in sports.
	But remember, you will be forced to care.
	Here's the hyperbole from, or maybe Elliot believes this, on transgender sports.
	And because there is such an attack on trans healthcare right now, when already there's such lack of access, or trans people who don't even want to go to the doctor, what you are hearing from certain lawmakers are actual, complete, and utter of their lies in terms of what they're saying about the health care.
	And the reality of the health care is that it's supported by medical institutions, and it saves lives.
	And if you are going to do this, and if you are also not going to allow trans kids to play sports, children will die.
	And it really is that simple.
	Children will die.
	Thank you, Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
	I see an empty penis pumped by the fire.
	And a soccer ball.
	If Elliot plays a contact sport, people will die.
	People will die as well, yes.
	One person will die.
	Just one.
	And this is something, too.
	Let's go back to Stephanie Ruhle, right?
	We just had this argument in West Virginia.
	Since we're trusting the science, right?
	This is what matters.
	And the argument is, or was, who in West Virginia has been harmed by transgenders in male sports?
	You can't point to one example, so why sign a bill?
	Despite the fact that there have been many examples, of course, across the globe and in other states, right?
	Certainly more examples there.
	So that's the standard they use.
	You can't find one example.
	Okay, well, right here, Elliot Page just made a definitive statement.
	Wasn't fact-checked at all by Oprah.
	Let's go now to the research, to the science, to the data.
	How many deaths have there been due to trans children not being allowed to compete in cross-gender intramural sports?
	Riveting.
	Well, shit.
	Well, that's awkward.
	Can I point out that Oprah was considerably larger than Elliot?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Well, she always has been.
	Yeah, that's very true.
	Looks like Jason Whitlock.
	Oh my goodness.
	You know what I wish in some of those, and Oprah could do it in a pretty good way, she could compassionately push back.
	She could compassionately ask a simple question.
	How will they die?
	Yeah, or what do you mean by the healthcare?
	You've said it four times, you've strained a few times to say it.
	Don't you think maybe that it's reasonable that kids can't necessarily make those life-altering decisions at such a young age?
	That's a legitimate argument.
	Even if you agree...
	You already said, healthcare...
	Why are you asking me about healthcare?
	It's time that we tax!
	You're...
	I mean, really, that's all you have to do is ask a couple of probing questions and then...
	I mean...
	Don't use probe.
	Sorry.
	A couple of questions, right?
	And you could do that without being hateful.
	You can do that just to say, hey, here's the argument that people would make.
	Isn't this a reasonable question?
	Isn't this something that we have to address?
	And do you know how I know that that's a fair question to ask?
	And it's also a fair statement.
	It's also a fair position to hold.
	Future Governor of California, Caitlyn Jenner, had this to say about transgender athletics.
	Caitlyn, so there's legislation in various states to ban biological boys who are trans from playing girls sports in school.
	What's your opinion on that?
	And back.
	And...
	This is a question...
	Now, look.
	I think that Caitlyn Jenner is saying that because Caitlyn Jenner knows that Bruce would have simply eviscerated the women's decathlon, right?
	Understands that there are differences.
	Bruce didn't win anything, though.
	I mean, it didn't happen.
	I don't know how that works, and I don't want to be banned.
	But also, on that note, think about this.
	California might have a race between a former vineyard owner who's releasing serial felons and locked down the state and caused more mass migration out from the state than any governor before him, to the point that they lost a congressional seat in And by the way, also supports transgenders in people's sports, is running against a former male Olympian who killed a woman and is now a woman.
	If you were to put that up on SNL or even back on MADtv as a sketch show, people would be like, come on now, it's gotta be rooted in some sort of reality!
	How do you attack Caitlyn?
	Like, I really don't understand from what angle you come from.
	I tell you what, I wouldn't be a huge fan of voting for either of them, but the fact is Caitlyn Jenner is more reasonable on trans policy than Gavin Newsom.
	Isn't that crazy?
	Wouldn't it be hilarious if Republicans voted her in?
	We're like, yeah, what are you talking about?
	We don't hate trans people.
	We just, we just like ones that make sense.
	Oh, they use the Trump argument against, against, uh, Oh yeah.
	Well, what was it?
	GLAAD just came out against Caitlyn Jenner.
	It's just so hard for them to trip over themselves.
	Come on, you gave, when Caitlin still had a penis, Woman of the Year!
	How's that patriarchy for you?
	Woman of the Year was still a man!
	I hate that Gavin Newsom's wineries make fantastic wines.
	Do they really?
	Oh, they're fantastic.
	How dare you say that?
	There's one guy involved with that project that is the savior of that.
	He spent a ton of time with us talking.
	Incredibly nice guy.
	Otherwise, I would hate.
	Cade and Plump Jack.
	I disagree!
	I'm more of a Shiraz gal!
	Hey Caitlyn Jenner, did you see Elliot Page's interview with Oprah Winfrey?
	You mean that great big fat girl?
	Name that movie reference, comment below.
	Come on people, if you...
	Generation Z doesn't know that movie reference.
	That's... That's sad.
	That's right up there.
	Okay, so now moving on to narcissistic personality disorder.
	Billy Eilish.
	Eilish.
	Hey, you got it right.
	Did a photo shoot for British Vogue.
	Hey!
	Must have stolen those from Elliot Page's lawn sale.
	Oh, jeez.
	Nope.
	One woman's trash is another one's treasure.
	Gently used.
	Gently never used.
	Sorry.
	That's just because Bill O'Reilly didn't get to them first.
	They're looking for the folks.
	Elliot!
	Elliot!
	Alright.
	Slow Tuesday.
	Something just happened with the Pentagon.
	They're stopping the wall.
	We'll go to CNN in a second.
	But look, right now, in case you wondered about CNN's demographic, mesothelioma is still a thing.
	Not only do you have to be so old to have lived in a home where there was asbestos that caused mesothelioma, but you also have to, in 2021, have not yet seen the commercials regarding mesothelioma.
	Who are they advertising to?
	It's like those advertisements I see for eggs.
	Like, well, everyone knows about eggs.
	Why are you spending money on this?
	And if you don't, don't we kind of want you out of the gene pool?
	Yeah, maybe.
	You would think so.
	I don't know.
	Okay, so Billie Eilish gave an interview for British Vogue.
	And before I get into anything else, it should be noted that her middle name is Pirate.
	By the way, I almost said he.
	Really?
	I almost said he because I'm so messed up with the pronouns.
	She's got so many middle names there.
	Did you see that?
	Yeah.
	Pirate was just one of many.
	Pirate is one of them.
	So while we're on the subject of how awful men are and how they're all the abusers, she said this about men, Billie Eilish.
	She said, I really think the bottom line is men are very weak.
	Well, imagine if those roles were reversed.
	I just think the bottom line is women are really weak.
	Now, she doesn't say, men are really weak, I don't know, maybe just emotionally, or men are weak.
	She just says men are weak.
	Men are weaker than women.
	And she goes on to say, it's just so easy for them to lose it.
	You expect the dude not to grab you if you're wearing that dress.
	Seriously, you're that weak?
	Come on, go masturbate.
	OK, good.
	Let me just point out really quickly, before we move on to some other points in this article, which I wouldn't care about if not for the fact that it's, I have to.
	Without men, none of this interview would be possible.
	So the interview was given to British Vogue, obviously a print magazine, printing press, invented by a man, Kuchenberg, I don't think.
	Johan Zahn, a man, invented the camera, of course, for the photo shoot.
	Arthur Baldwin Turner, a man, invented and created Vogue magazine, though I'm sure men were using the term loosely.
	The internet, which is where this was largely circulated, was invented, of course, by a man.
	During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the internet.
	Okay, sorry.
	It was Tim Berners-Lee, but you know, that was back before new media, so Al Gore could just lie completely.
	And something else to note, her brother Phineas produced all of her music and wrote most of it.
	Really?
	So men are so weak.
	You needed a man to get started!
	And you needed a man to make this... Now look, I think we need each other.
	That's the issue.
	No one here is saying that we don't need... I think women are the best of us in a lot of ways.
	In being compassionate, being nurturing, obviously making a house a home, being great mothers.
	I think in some professional environments, women are great organizationally compared to men.
	I think in environments where you need people who can do multiple tasks at once, women are far more efficient than men.
	And I think Conversely, that men are far more effective at carrying out one high-intensity task, like being in the military or CIA.
	But, chalk one up on the board for you, ladies!
	Well, and one of the points that she made, I want to make this, because women misunderstand this.
	They think it's just like, we just don't have self-control.
	When she says, come on, are you serious? You're just going to lose it like that?
	Go and, you know what she said, right?
	We are hard-wired for this.
	You have no idea what it's like, and I mean that, and if any woman out there is pissed off at me right now, you're wrong.
	You have no idea what it's like to be a 16-year-old male trying not to think about sex.
	I don't care what you're wearing, just hard enough as it is, but you add on top of it the kind of things, the kind of dresses, or the kind of outfits, or whatever it is.
	And to be clear, if any guy touches you inappropriately, they should be buried beneath the trucks.
	Absolutely, a hundred percent of the time.
	You cannot, and I'll get to some other quotes, you cannot change that man's perception of you.
	Right.
	That man's perception of you will be primarily sexual.
	Not like, say, I want to come home to her after a long day at work, kick my feet up.
	She seems like wife material.
	No, it's more...
	It's a chemical reaction inside of us, and that does not give us any excuse to be idiots.
	Right.
	Or to be criminals!
	Right.
	And men need to do a better job of helping other men deal with that kind of stuff.
	But you have to understand, it is not just because men are weak.
	That's not weakness.
	There are tons of men who just... I'm confused.
	Did you say only 16-year-olds?
	Not just 16-year-olds.
	I'm just saying at that particular moment in time, it's pretty difficult.
	Yeah, it's pretty difficult to think about anything else.
	Come on.
	Everyone out there, guys, comment below.
	Tell me What was... Okay, look, and I know we have a lot of... and I'm a Christian, but this is just real talk.
	What was your boner hide method in high school?
	Jeez!
	Did you go with the uptuck?
	How did we go this far?
	Or did you wait for... did you do the binder hide?
	Books.
	Right?
	Books.
	Books work.
	Books work, but the problem is it depends on the kind of book.
	Well, I think nowadays... We had to use soft cover binders.
	It's a tablet now.
	At that point, it's just a dick imprint like the face in the Frighteners over the bed.
	So I'm just saying, I went with the uptuck.
	But if you go with an uptuck, make sure your shirt is long enough and you don't stretch because then you're going to see the Model T action.
	That's an incident right there.
	By the way, Phineas's girlfriend, her brother, girlfriend looks almost exactly like Billie Eilish.
	It's kind of creepy.
	Look at this.
	I don't know which one to shoot!
	Wait, really?
	Which one is the clone?
	It's got to be the one at the bottom, right?
	Why would you shoot any of them?
	Why wouldn't I shoot both of them?
	Joking!
	Okay, my main problem though with this interview is, um, what is this going on?
	What is going on?
	Hold on a second.
	Oh, this is about free preschool.
	Over how I was going to be able to afford getting him in a quality preschool because the The prices of these preschool programs are ridiculous.
	They are.
	And I do feel strongly that each child deserves to have education.
	But others objected to Biden's far-reaching agenda.
	We paid for our children to go to college.
	My husband saved for our children to go to college.
	Now, the money that he has saved They're going to increase taxes on the top 1%.
	Republican voter Donna Elliott likes the traditional infrastructure parts of the president's plan.
	Creates jobs.
	To upgrade our transportation infrastructure.
	And stuff.
	But says the administration's approach goes too far to include other priorities.
	When you take the word infrastructure and you stretch the definition of it now, I'm going, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	She is correct.
	I thought infrastructure was roads, tunnels, highways, trains, buses.
	It is that kind of skepticism that will test Biden's arguments.
	Skepticism?
	No!
	You mean textbook definition?
	Yes!
	I thought when we said we were spending money on roads that it would go to improving roads, and I didn't think that it would go to paying for transition surgery in the military.
	This kind of misinterpretation of the meanings of words like roads, and don't you love they show the black family, they need preschool, and they show the white family.
	So basically that can be encapsulated this way.
	It's like, we need stuff!
	And then, insert commentary, systemic racism.
	I don't want to pay for them blacks!
	That's exactly what they did.
	At the front end of that, they labeled her 1%.
	Did you hear that?
	So people are watching a 1% decry helping others.
	How do they even know that?
	What if she's just walking?
	What if she doesn't have a home?
	We have no idea.
	This is news, guys.
	Democracy does not die in darkness.
	It is dying in broad daylight.
	It is dying in broad daylight.
	42% attempted suicide rate, those democracies.
	My main problem with this interview with Billie Eilish, by the way, is that everything... Let me be really clear about this.
	So when people, my problem too, I've talked about QAnon in the past, where people think that everything is a cabal of Satanists and child sacrifice.
	Satanism is actually far more common than people realize in that most Satanists, if you look at Levain Satanism, they just don't actually believe in God.
	They reject the archetype of God.
	And what does that mean?
	They reject the tenets of the faith, meaning you should espouse Yeah.
	the needs of others first. You should love your enemies, right? That you should be held
	accountable to God and that you shouldn't simply look inward. So, Levain Satanists actually just
	say the opposite. They say that you should make yourself the god of your own universe. That's
	what actual Satanism is. It's not blood sacrifice. It's simply saying, hey, there is no God, therefore
	I'm God. And I think this interview is strikingly reminiscent of Levain Satanism. That's right,
	I said Satanism. So, let me read you a quote directly from the Church of Satan.
	Let's compare this with the Billie Eilish quote from the article, by the way, a role model for kids.
	Of course.
	bending the knee in worship to, or seeking friendship or unity with such mythical entities,
	he places himself at the center of his own subjective universe as his own highest value.
	Let's compare this with the Billie Eilish quotes from the article, by the way, a role
	model for kids.
	Of course.
	I miss the days when Charles Barkley was a role model and the worst he did was punch
	out a fan.
	He's a big guy.
	A fan deserves it.
	I think both of them did it.
	They probably did.
	Billie Eilish said, if you're about body positivity, why would you wear a corset?
	Talking about her thing.
	Why wouldn't you show your actual body?
	She raises her eyebrows.
	My thing is I can do whatever I want.
	Confidence is her only gospel, she says.
	Yet that intent has been spun into a lot of weird miscommunications.
	She clears it up.
	It's all about what makes you feel good.
	If you want to get surgery, go get surgery.
	If you want to wear a dress that somebody thinks you look too big wearing, fuck it.
	If you feel good, you'll look good.
	You look good!
	No.
	Do you know how I know that's true?
	Because you're not wearing a corset and push-up bra when you're at home binge-watching Game of Thrones.
	You're in your sweatpants.
	You are putting that on to look good for someone else.
	That's why women wear rouge to simulate the flushing during a sexual encounter.
	These are biological facts.
	These are things that make people attractive to the opposite sex.
	That's why a corset exists.
	Small waist, We know this gentleman who likes a small ribcage.
	Probably watching the show.
	A man who is so... I love you, we'll call him Jay.
	One time he was with this girl who was stunning, beautiful, really, really pretty.
	And he said, you know, I just can't get past, she doesn't have a small ribcage.
	It's like, I like the ratio of the small rib cage.
	It's the niche market.
	He's dystyped, he's dystyped.
	Then she went on to say, suddenly you're a hypocrite if you want to show your skin and you're easy and you're a slut and you're a whore.
	If I am, then I'm proud.
	Well, wonderful.
	Me and all the girls and hoes and fuck it, you know, let's turn it around and be empowered in that.
	Showing your body and showing your skin or not should not take any respect away from you.
	Okay, here's the thing.
	It does though.
	It does!
	Shouldn't take any respect.
	Doesn't matter.
	Guess what?
	If a young boy sees a... And here's the thing.
	You can still be plenty attractive.
	I will tell you this.
	As a young... Let's just use as an example, young... We were all sort of young Christians here, right?
	And so we would see attractive girls, for example, at church or youth group or at school.
	You would see an attractive girl, and then you would see an attractive girl dressed like a prostitute.
	Now, they're both the same level of attractive.
	However, you think of one primarily and only sexually, and you think of another one as one you respect and one you'd be interested in courting.
	That's a fact!
	You can say you wish it didn't cause men to lose respect for you.
	It does.
	Reality says otherwise.
	And by the way, you know who is just absolutely lapping this up?
	Every producer in Hollywood that wants you to sell your soul to them for ten bucks.
	Tell every woman that it's empowering to be naked and let every stranger on the planet see you having sex.
	That's empowering.
	Right.
	And here's something, let me read a couple more quotes here.
	I love these pictures and I loved doing this shoot.
	Do whatever, do what you want, do whatever you want, whenever you want.
	Fuck everything else.
	Um, I don't know.
	How about responsibilities?
	How about love?
	Empathy?
	Compassion?
	Moral virtue?
	Responsibility?
	Discipline?
	Not, fuck everything that's not a Dita Von T's branded corset push-up bra.
	There are other things in life that I think you'll find are more important at some point.
	But again, this is the thing people will say, okay, Boomer, even though I'm a millennial.
	No, hold on a second.
	There used to be a time when we realized that when people got older, they were somewhat wiser.
	Yes.
	And other things matter, other than, you know, your tits on the cover of Vogue, taken from the yard sale from Elliot Page.
	And this is something else, too, that really bothers me with this.
	It doesn't really bother me, honestly.
	But this is just really not a good message to be sending to young women, and they don't understand that it's going to make them inevitably very unhappy.
	It's an insane thing.
	Young women, we're expected to know and do everything and be everyone's mom when we're, like, 15.
	Really?
	What?
	What are you talking about?
	What are you talking about?
	Your brother created the studio in which you recorded all of your- and he wrote the songs, and you just said, yeah, put my voice on there.
	Now, the reason you probably are more marketed is because you're a woman, and because you're more attractive, and you're probably talented.
	But your brother's talented as well.
	This idea, too, this is something that I hear a lot from feminists.
	And look, if you take nothing else today, okay?
	Women.
	I know we have a significant amount of women watching.
	We actually have more and more women watching.
	And we love you.
	We see them in the comments all the time.
	No, because a lot of women are saying, I can't find, a lot of our life advice, I can't find men.
	Well, look, the reason for that is because at some point, women as a whole are going to have to start standing up for what actually matters to them.
	You can't let the women in the media dominate this message with putting trans in sports and dressing like strippers and saying that men should respect them.
	Look, at some point, you're going to have to say, you know what, there needs to be a civil war within women.
	Meaning, you know, some people are going to lose some weaves.
	Some tops are going to fly off.
	Upload it.
	We'll stop.
	I want it where they say, oh, you know, you have to be a mom at age 15.
	And this comes from this myth you see from feminists where they say, we're expected to take care of everything.
	First off, that's not true.
	Second, it's we never had a choice.
	You hear this a lot now.
	Feminism is about a choice.
	I agree with that.
	But we never had a choice, a lot of women will tell you, third wave feminists.
	Back then, you had to be a stay-at-home mom.
	No, that's not true.
	That's not true.
	You were encouraged To be a mom.
	And you were taught how to be a good mom and a good wife, just like men were taught how to be a good husband, because these were important roles in society.
	However, women back then, there were still plenty of women who were working in sciences, women who were nurses, women who were teachers.
	There weren't many women who were CEOs.
	Now, some of that is nature, some of that is nurture, because women typically wanted to have children.
	And you notice this, when most women have children and they start families, they don't often want to go back into the workplace, because they find it more fulfilling.
	They find their life more satisfying.
	They find it more filled with purpose.
	But this is something they say, well, we never had a choice, right?
	You're expected to be a mom.
	No, let me give you some perspective here.
	You're a young girl, particularly any young girl after, let's say, the 1950s.
	Every girl watching right now, I want you to be honest.
	This is a question.
	Comment below, okay?
	It's the best thing you can do.
	And then I want boys to comment below.
	Young girls out there.
	When your parents sat you down and you learned, okay, you were growing up, you were maybe going into junior high, you know, maybe you were going into high school.
	The point is, maybe you were approaching that 15, 16-year-old mark that Billie Eilish was talking about.
	Did your parents say, hey, by the way, you have to be a stay-at-home mom, you have no choice?
	Or did your parents say, hey, look, When you grow up, you can be anything you want to be.
	You can be a career woman.
	You can, if you're playing, I don't know, some sport volleyball, you can, you know, assuming that no men come into the sport at this point, you can play sports when you grow up.
	You can be a CEO.
	You can be a scientist.
	You can be a doctor.
	You can also, you can also, it's okay to be a mom.
	It's okay to be a stay-at-home mom if you want to be a mom.
	That's something you can do too, as long as you have that choice.
	Is that close to the conversation you had with your parents?
	Or did your parents say, hey, you don't have a choice.
	You have to be a mom.
	Okay?
	The world's out there.
	Don't do anything other than be a mom.
	Now contrast that with boys.
	Let me ask you this.
	Anyone here?
	Any guy here?
	Darren?
	I'm sorry, Dad, I say Darren sometimes because I have to say it for people who are Dad, Pops, Gerald, Quarter Black, Garrett, anyone.
	When your parents had a talk with you, and I remember you having a talk with me when you told me what a man should be, Dad, when you told me what a man would have to do when he grew up.
	Any of you, were any of you provided with the choice of, hey, son, now that you're getting older, you're going to have to learn how to provide for yourself.
	You're going to have to learn how to take responsibility.
	Oh, and by the way, you can also just be a stay-at-home dad.
	That's a choice.
	Was anyone ever even offered that on the table?
	No.
	It seemed odd.
	It never came up.
	I'm totally fine, but as soon as young boys are old enough to understand that they want
	to have a life and family, we are made very aware, acutely aware, that you are going to
	have to provide and protect for the rest of your life.
	That's your responsibility.
	We don't get that choice.
	I would argue that women have more choices.
	And certainly choices with less pressure.
	And you know what?
	We want that for you.
	I want women to have that choice.
	We wear that proudly.
	It's not something that we disdain.
	You're just showing there is a difference when you're growing up on the expectations.
	And I know that there are plenty of women out there who get forced into roles of being mom or being parents because the family unit is breaking apart.
	There, I said it.
	It's the family unit that's the issue.
	We've been going back to this over and over and over.
	You don't want to be a mom at 15?
	Let's make sure that dads are staying at home.
	Men, let's make sure we have the Civil War with us and say, look, if you want to be a jerk, if you want to be a sexual abuser, if you want to be a harasser, not cool.
	We're going to kick your ass.
	We're going to make sure that you're not doing that.
	And by the way, don't call it mean whenever kids are roughhousing in the barbecue in that commercial from Gillette.
	We need that to understand there are lines we can't cross.
	And when you pull those things away, men cross every line.
	I just want, look, I just want women out there to understand, look, you had a conversation when you were young, young boys had a very different conversation, and it involved far less choice and far more pressure.
	And they've always had choices.
	My grandmother, your great grandmother, born in 1900, college degree, drove a car, smoked, Full-time job in outside sales.
	Calling on men.
	In Saudi Arabia, they would have covered her up to her head, poured honey on her, and let the Red Army ants eat her alive.
	Just for the car!
	Heretic!
	Yeah, no communication, no refrigeration, none of the things that we did in 1900.
	Dirt floor.
	And didn't our grandmother play college basketball?
	No.
	No, she played high school basketball.
	Yeah, my mom was a center when a 5'10 girl could be a center.
	Today, squashed by, what was the handball guy's name?
	Elliot Page.
	Elliot Page.
	In case you were wondering, and just again, comment below, young boys, sorry not young, when you were a young boy, and men, maybe you're a young boy right now, we have a lot of young people watching too, and women, what kind of conversation did your parents have?
	And if they didn't have that conversation, shame on your parents.
	You guys should all be having that conversation with your children.
	And I don't have a problem with it.
	I do think that young men should be taught to be protectors and providers, and to make sure that we take care of the women for whom we are responsible in our lives.
	And I want that conversation to take place with women, and I want them to have choice.
	But I want them to appreciate it, and not browbeat men every chance they get.
	Because women, I'm telling you, just like the Black Lives Matter backlash, and just like people now are seeing race more and more, and you're seeing more racism, you are going to see more misogyny and more sexism if you keep Villifying.
	It's just not going to be a good thing for you.
	But in case you were wondering, this doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.
	This interview with Billie Eilish, it almost seems like word salad.
	You have to take into context that in the interview she said, and I keep going he because of Elliot Page and I'm so paranoid I'm trying to screw up the pronouns, said that she admires the multi-dimensionality of Megan Thee Stallion.
	And I think Billie Eilish was referring to this Megan, the stallion.
	Looking for a beat.
	Oh boy.
	I'm the one that eat you.
	If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder.
	Huh?
	Bottom feeder.
	Ate my ass, I'm a bottom.
	There's an episode of River Monsters.
	I guess that's the literal.
	Somewhere deep in the basin, where Megan thee Stallion roams, we find ourselves a cop.
	Is that clever?
	Eat my ass, you're a bottom feeder?
	Which by the way is insulting your own hygienic practices.
	Yes, that's true.
	William Eilish is going on my playlist, that's for sure.
	No, that was Megan Thee Stallion.
	I know, I know.
	What's multi-dimensionality?
	Is she big enough to exist in multiple dimensions?
	Megan Thee Stallion is a producer slash singer slash friend to animals.
	Friend to the fish.
	She's a marine biologist apparently.
	Can we just not make up words to make people sound cool like multi-dimensional?
	Are you saying like there's multiple dimensions?
	I know what I think she means to say is that she's multi-faceted.
	She's talented in a multitude of ways.
	Well then say faceted!
	It could be a physical space thing.
	I don't know.
	It could be about the circumference or diameter.
	I have no idea.
	Look, I am not above admitting when I don't understand the science of crustacean, bottom feeders, catfish, carp.
	I don't know what filter feeders do when attached to Megan Thee Stallion's ass, and I don't know what makes it multi-dimensional, but I do know that I'm close-minded enough to not like it, and I recognize that about myself, and I'm not going to work on it.
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