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March 3, 2021 - Louder with Crowder
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Crowder CALLS OUT Nevada Official on Voter Roll Errors! | Louder with Crowder
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Planet down to earth, down, down to earth, low, down to earth, low. What a big green nice choice. What a big ball
that you pop and pop and pop and pop and pop.
And I know.
I know.
Hmm.
Wonderful slurp.
And I had to clear off really quickly some pistachio, not shells, but skins from my, this is what you guys tune into
here.
Discuss some skins from my keyboard.
Does anyone else feel this?
This is my question of the day.
Before we get into, let me just tell you guys, we have an exclusive here.
I called Dan Coolen, the spokesperson for Nevada, uh, the, uh, Clark County.
Voting anomalies and the plot thickens.
It only gets worse.
I really don't want to be doing this anymore, so please tweet this out, comment, comment once you watch this and it's archived because there's a chance it gets removed.
I don't know how you dox a spokesperson.
But pistachio skins, I only recently got over my guilt because I started buying the bags of shelled pistachios.
And I felt like I was cheating.
I felt like I was cheating.
No.
No.
You know what I mean, though?
When you first start, you feel like you're cheating.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Yeah.
It's just, I don't know.
Delayed gratification.
We have Gerald A. here.
How are you?
I'm well.
How are you?
Horror Black Garrett is here.
I don't care about who you are.
Good morning.
And Dave Landau is here.
You can follow him on the Twitter.
And his show's coming up in Omaha, Nebraska, right?
Yes.
The Funny Bone.
The Funny Bone?
Ahoy hoy.
This weekend.
The Funny Bone, Nebraska.
Yeah, I didn't recognize him with his Gap Kids sweater.
Yes.
Well, they only make it for children.
They also have a little biker jacket it comes with.
So he went two stores over from Hot Topic where he gets his Danzig t-shirts.
That's right.
To Gap Kids to support the AIDS campaign.
That's correct.
It's also where I get my chain wallets.
Very nice.
Oh, nice.
Pretty cool.
You're not gonna take my wallet unless you pull real hard.
Well, it's for aesthetic purposes.
They're not functional at all.
They actually just make it easier to take your wallet.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
That sucks.
That's why you're poor.
It's just a microcosm of Mike Tyson.
His was $150 million.
His was his Gap Kids wallet.
Okay.
I also did keep leopards in my backyard with television.
Tigers.
Know your predatory felines.
So we're going to be talking about Cuomo today, the sexual harassment allegations, also killing her grandparents, as well as Governor Whitmer in Michigan.
Now there are sights set on her.
Figuratively, I don't mean an actual scope sight.
Let's be careful.
And we'll be showcasing that phone call a little later on and talking about Dr. Seuss, who's been canceled.
But first, it's no longer Black History Month.
They don't matter.
They're just a distant memory.
Now it is though, and of course you want to keep in the loop, it's Women's History Month.
That's my time in the haunt for you. That's how all women walk.
Yes, pretty much.
What world do you live in, Dave?
So, Women's History Month.
I don't know anymore.
Women with an X, because we'd want to remove men.
Inclusive!
That's true, yeah.
Makes sense.
Oh my god.
Why not?
Stop making it a thing.
Latin X is not a thing.
It'll never be a thing.
Stop trying to make it a thing.
Latino, Latina, men, women.
Nobody wants it.
And by the way, all you've done is point out that transgender males to females are not really females!
Because you've drawn attention with the X, for crying out loud!
It's a label for a chromosome!
All right, it's Women's History Month.
They're pronouncing women, they're spelling it with an X now.
I know, I thought it was Latinex.
It's Latina X?
It's Latinex.
I don't know.
Triple X?
I'm so tired of this.
Like Vin Diesel?
Uh, a fact.
The things I do for my country.
Yeah, like graduate!
On November 24th, 1762, Edward Gibbon, author of The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, is credited with being the first person to ever write down The word sandwich.
Oh, wow.
You know, women's history.
Merch store, ladlethecrowdershop.com is how you can support this program.
And the best thing you can do, look, is we're live Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
Eastern.
My question to you is, look, let me ask you, we're going to go really quickly to the clip from Governor Abbott.
He's in a wheelchair.
Ew.
That's still a bad one.
Doesn't matter.
It still works.
Oh, really?
Seriously.
Not like Larry Flint, then.
I thought it did work for Larry Flint.
No, I thought it stopped working.
That was the whole irony.
He's like, the one thing that I love won't work.
Screw the leg of corrupting young children.
It's as dead as my AIDS wife.
That's what Larry Flint said.
He said, blah!
That's what Larry Flint said.
Didn't he just die?
Yeah.
Tragic.
That's a tragedy if I've ever heard it.
So I want to know what you think of, speaking of tragedies, Texas and Mississippi going to be the first big states to lift the mask mandate.
Or as I give them credit for, I don't give them any credit at all because there never should have been a mask mandate.
But I want to know what you guys think because if you go to the Reddit Austin subreddit, they are freaking out.
It is like a Honduran caravan at the border, asses and elbows, they have no idea what to do with this.
I want to know what you guys think, though, and if you would like to see the mask mandate actually completely lifted.
When the rubber meets the road, do you want to see no mask mandate?
Are you still a little bit scared?
So you can just comment, let me know.
Here is Governor Abbott announcing, here he is, that they're lifting the mask mandate.
I'm issuing a new executive order that rescinds most of the earlier executive orders.
Effective next Wednesday, all businesses of any type are allowed to open 100%.
100% that includes any type of entity in Texas. Also, I am ending the statewide
mask mandate. Very nice. And then they bring that podium back to the elementary
school. Right. That's a ballsy move that they did an open-faced podium. Yes. They did it very
consciously. He's like, you know, can we do a closed-face podium? I think it's more powerful.
They're like, you know what?
Mmm.
Use what you got.
I want you to see my power wheels.
I want people to see those wheels like the kid from Burger King Kids Club.
I want you to wheel in and we're gonna, if you could actually, if you could just have a little hitch in your wheel just to draw attention.
What's wrong with this thing?
It's tough living in a wheelchair!
I've got a fact check, Dave Landa, by the way.
According to ABC News, Larry Flint actually had an implant.
So it worked marvelously.
Oh, it did work!
Okay, but back when he did first get paralyzed by gunfire.
Yeah.
It did not work.
So you're right and wrong.
Yeah.
So, you know, just like Larry Flint.
He was the first trans!
What?
Paraplegics can have implants, too.
Not by choice.
Now, just to be clear, they're following Florida's lead.
People act like this is unheard of, although it's unprecedented.
Florida never had a mask mandate, mind you.
And Florida has done really pretty well.
Now, I know you can't say Florida is number one.
This is the argument that people try and make, right?
Florida's not the number one state, right?
But if you look at the top states with the worst death rates, almost all blue with severe lockdown.
So if you were to do the correlation equals causation kind of connection there, you would have to And I'm not saying this is accurate.
You look at it.
If you're an alien who landed on planet Earth, you would say, let me see what is working in this pandemic.
Oh, shit.
New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey, death rates, death rates, death rates, lockdowns cause death rates.
That's what you would do.
Pretty much.
That's what you would say.
You wouldn't look to Florida.
No.
And Florida kept their economy.
By the way.
Yes.
Right?
So I would love to see the stats on how many businesses stayed open that didn't have to close like all these other states.
Oh yeah, I thought I wrote that down.
I don't have it.
I've always said the best way for a business to make money is to let them open up.
Yes.
That would be the first step.
It would seem like a start.
Let them do business.
That's just how I feel about it.
Open your doors.
It's a little radical.
The first step should be, hey, can we ensure that people are still able to operate their business?
Can we ensure that people can still remain employed?
The conversation starts with, I would like to run a business.
And the response Should be.
Yes.
Some would say you should want that.
I know that half the country thinks it should be no, no, no, no, no, and $1,400 every few
months will fix it, but that is incorrect.
So Texas and Florida have had significantly fewer deaths, right, despite having higher
populations than a lot of states.
And if you look at the per capita death rates, they are not toward the top, not like New
York, not like New Jersey, not like, I believe, Michigan.
And we don't even really know those numbers exactly because they've really tried to make
some numbers a little murky, which we'll get to in a second.
This went from two, remember, in this new year, they were talking about how the rates
were at their highest ever.
Texas went from 20,000 new cases a day in January to 7,000 a day in March.
And I know what you're saying.
I know what you're going to say.
Hey, well, that's from Joe Biden's vaccine.
First off, Donald Trump had the vaccine.
Second, this is long before vaccines could have kicked in.
The rates would not have been going down in January, especially if you look at Fauci's arrogant little smug smile with Rand Paul saying, there's no science on herd immunity.
So don't try and throw it in my face now.
By the way, you can look on those graphs and see where the mask mandates went into effect, and it just went straight up from there.
That's the best I could do on the sounds, by the way.
Sorry.
That's pretty bad.
Yeah, it was really bad.
That's why I don't really do it.
I was uncomfortable.
I wouldn't answer the open casting call for Police Academy 9.
No.
I could do that.
Not really.
Wrong caller, Gerald.
It's about skills, Stephen.
Can't take a job from a black man.
Here's something else, too, before we get to Cuomo raping people, allegedly.
Allegedly.
John Brennan.
This was a clip.
Is John Brennan the CIA director?
CIA former?
Oh, I thought you meant the jerk.
Was it director?
What's the official title?
Yeah, director.
I believe it's director of CIA.
Another person who people don't like in a long line of CIA operatives who people don't like just said this yesterday that he is ashamed to be white.
Well I must say, to Claire's point, I'm increasingly embarrassed to be a white male these days.
I don't know if what I see are my other white males saying, but it just shows that with very few exceptions like Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger, there are so few Republicans in Congress who value truth, honesty, and integrity.
And so they'll continue to gaslight the country the way that Donald Trump did.
Oh, it was a list of truth, honesty, and integrity.
I thought you were listing the asshole of the day.
Oh, that list makes way more sense.
They're like, Mitt Romney, Liz Cheney, Ghost of Larry Flynn, Ted Kennedy's driver.
Do people realize they don't have to have books behind them like that every time?
I read every one of these books!
I can't stop reading.
I hate white people.
Really?
What is that one?
I don't know.
Have you read it?
I have no idea.
It's not a real book.
I'll give you one more.
When I used to do it from Grand Rapids, Michigan, Fox News, they had a green screen.
And they would green screen in a shelf of books.
Oh, come on.
They would go, do you want the Skyline background or the book background?
I would say Skyline.
They go, people usually like the books.
I said, I don't want them.
You look studious.
Skyline.
I know you think that I seem more qualified to appear on Neil Cavuto if I have a couple copies of War and Peace.
I haven't read it.
I don't plan on reading it.
And I don't like you.
It seems terrible.
So he's ashamed.
Brennan.
Ashamed to be a white male.
Have you noticed this?
It seems to me that there is a direct relationship.
If you are a male with a penis, you're born a male, you should be ashamed.
Toxic masculinity.
But we want to praise, we want to celebrate fake penises on former women.
I love that we get to say if you're a male with a penis.
Yes, yes, exactly.
The distinction must be made.
Also, how old is that guy?
I bet he didn't mind being white when he was signing up for the job, being in the CIS.
He's like, you know, now I don't like it, but at the time, pretty happy about this.
Also, it made it pretty easy for me to pick up my BLT at the front of the diner.
And with the history of the CIA, you're pissed off at somebody gaslighting.
Come on, guys.
And if I thought they were going to run out of pie, I'd just clear a path with some German shepherds and fire hoses.
One time a woman wouldn't get up.
Sorry.
How's that branch, Dave?
So this is something I've noticed.
We praise men.
who were formerly women with fake penises and we shame men who were born with penises and it's
something I haven't understood and so here to explain it in more scientific terms we have
Professor Penis.
All right thank you.
Professor Penis, thank you for being here, sir.
Oh, thank you for having me.
And you are going to explain to us... Yeah, I would like to first start off by... I think you need to step forward into the light a little bit, Professor Penis.
Yeah, don't be ashamed.
There you go.
I would like to first start by stating that I am a real doctor and a real scientist.
Oh, so, yeah.
Okay.
M.D., how many pieces does he have attached?
Does he have a real penis?
Yes, I have several.
Right here, you can see on the title, I'm going to explain the correlation between penis reality and the pride-shame spectrum.
Oh, okay.
That's a word that people use.
Start here.
Okay.
Right here, so we have this y-axis, Pride vs. Shame, and Real Penis vs. Artificial Penis.
Right, or it could also be, it could be an artifact, it could be a synthetic, it could be a... Oh, imaginary, yeah, even imaginary.
Well, no, but yeah.
Yes.
Yes to everything.
Alright, right here we have where most human males exist in the real penis quadrant.
That's what I'm most familiar with, yeah.
And you would see as it is more real, the shame, which is the opposite of pride, goes down to almost non-existent levels.
So it goes into shame.
Yes, it goes into shame.
So as your penis is real, Yeah, pride declines and it's in the very shame quadrant there.
As you can see, as your penis becomes more artificial or imaginary, the pride increases exponentially.
Yes.
Now, what if you're just a guy lying about the size of your penis?
Yeah.
That might be in this area.
Okay, because there's a little imagination.
Yeah, it's their imaginative.
Right.
For sure.
It's like Never Never Land.
You think of a big penis and you can fly.
Oh, I thought you meant a pop star bangs you.
Yes, well, don't touch the monkey.
He's vicious!
Don't give the chimpanzee Jesus!
No, Bob, stop it!
Is there anything else that we need to know?
No, that about sums it up.
Well, thank you very much, Professor Dr. Penis.
We appreciate you.
That concludes the report.
Thank you.
Cool, thank you.
Brilliant.
Brilliant work.
Brilliant man.
Yes.
I'm glad he's with us, you know.
Trust the science, Stephen.
He asked me for a dollar.
Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
I didn't want to bring it up.
I think he more so suggested, and you didn't have to roll it up and put it in his boxers.
Well, there's ways to do things and ways to not.
You put your own spin!
Also, let's go into this now.
This is something that everyone is talking about.
I don't know if I think that Cuomo is an actual rapist.
I know everyone's saying that he is.
I know everyone's saying that he raped people.
Only by today's standards.
Right.
I will tell you this.
In the spirit of being consistent, I think what he's done is creepy.
I think it's an abuse of power.
Like Joe Creepy.
Yeah, yeah.
No, his is sniffing kids.
That's Buffalo Bill level.
Yeah, you're right.
That's tucking it and looking in the mirror and getting aroused from the tuck.
That's one for you.
Staring at the girl's dad just going, you see what I can do?
I own you.
You're not gonna do anything, are you?
You're a bitch.
You smell of butterscotch, but one day you'll smell of... By the way, he was calling the dad a bitch, not the girl.
Right, not the girl.
Just to be clear, you would never use that pejorative for women.
It's okay to use it for men.
Especially not in March.
So there have been some new accusations here, so let's just be clear about this.
It's the double standard, okay?
It is about the hypocrisy, because Cuomo has tried to get people cancelled for far less, and they've said, open-ended, without exceptions, believe all women, period.
Lest you think that I'm making this up, here's Cuomo previously, I believe during the Kavanaugh hearings.
There is a disrespect for women that this administration chronically exemplifies.
They have always diminished the charges of women.
Always.
Consistently.
And they're doing it again.
To cheapen or ridicule the pain a woman suffers for a sexual attack is disgusting.
Sexist and disgusting.
It's disgusting.
It's your turkey neck.
No.
So here's the thing.
Last week, right, there were the first two accusations.
Now we're on number three, kids.
The first two were Lindsey Boylan, Charlotte Bennett, right?
They came out and talked about the sexual harassment.
And you wouldn't want to diminish, well, Cuomo said, at work, sometimes I think I am being playful and make jokes that I think are funny.
To be clear, I never inappropriately touched anybody, and I never propositioned anybody, and I never intended to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
But these are allegations that New Yorkers deserve answers to.
So he was being playful with their tits.
Yeah, just banging them around.
I pulled out my meat rocket and I was like, hey!
Take a look!
You guys want to find the best meatball sub in town?
It ain't Subway!
Quiznos ain't got nothing on me!
I'm a guinea!
I touch!
How about a 12-inch?
You ever hear about the Moors in Sicily?
Let me tell you about them.
You're part eggplant.
The apple don't fall too far from the dark barked tree!
Let me see those nipples!
It's a joke.
It's a joke!
It was a goof.
I was messing around.
It was a goof.
What, I'm not supposed to look at him?
You're pregnant!
Look at his baby fetus.
Come on, look at that.
Look at that.
I hope I'm not making you uncomfortable.
Can you get a barbell in there?
This is how we do it in Italian families.
You should see what I do with Ma.
Yeah, I do this to my sister.
It ain't weird.
It ain't weird at all.
It's culture.
Sometimes I hook her up to the milking machine, right?
I just, I'm not, I just... I like to watch!
By the way, hit the notification bell if you're subscribed on YouTube and you want more of this.
I promise you, there is some pretty bombshells later on.
We called the Clark County... It's coming down the pipe.
There is more of this.
Hey, knock knock.
Oh, hey!
Who's there?
My.
My what?
My cocking jaw.
That's not even a joke.
That's just my Saturday afternoon schedule.
Hey, don't go to the door.
It don't unlock.
Unless it's my brother and his wife is in there taking a bleach bath.
She doesn't like being bothered when she's advocating for bleach baths to get rid of COVID.
Nary a fact check around.
I don't know.
Maybe it's because she's got a nice set.
Yep, she's trash.
So now there's a third woman to come forward.
Anna, is it Rooch?
Ruck, this is one of those things I've only read the name.
Keep in mind, this is one thing I need everyone out there to know.
I only read a lot of these because I try to avoid watching too much news.
And then I get caught and I'm like, wait a second, I've read this name 50 times.
I don't know how it's pronounced.
I believe it's Anna Ruch.
Could be Anna Ruck.
I don't care because she's just another nameless face in a rabble of victims who've had their breasts scoped.
So she was a former White House photographer and allegedly told the New York Times that Cuomo asked to kiss her at a wedding after aggressively placing his hands on her cheeks.
And by the way, you know, to be clear, he could have just been putting a hit out on her.
That's very true, but it's a little bit worse than that.
He actually had never met her before, put his hand on the small of her back, she removed the hand, and he goes, oh, you're aggressive!
And puts his hands on her face and says, You wanna know how I got this guy?
Give me a kiss!
That's how he reads that?
Taking my hand off the back?
It's like, don't touch me!
Hey!
She wants to get scooped!
Yeah!
I'll choke you instead!
Playing hard to get, I like it!
Playing hard to get, I will call the police!
Yeah, I run the police!
I defunded the bastards, show me your tits!
That's not just- Hey, look, look!
I'll try and unhook your bra, you call the cops, see which one acts- happens first, okay?
See who gets here first.
I'm faster unhooking that than Uber Eats Priority.
Your tits are gonna be out of place before you know about it.
I'm the governor, what are you gonna do?
So- Hell on me?
Nobody's gonna believe you.
Oh yeah, you know what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, listen.
You wanna... I just... You're uncomfortable?
Alright, let me... I'll have you tell on me.
How about you go tell my secretary and she'll put it in this nice little pile of shut-the-fuck-up papers.
How about that?
I burn those.
And I don't even have to.
We got a shredder.
It's ceremonial.
I got a kick out of it.
I put your complaints right next to COVID numbers, and I burn them.
I burn them, and not to mention, we get that thing burning hot enough, we can toss the old shriveled bodies in there.
Very useful.
Like Frank Stallone, sing it, take it back over a trash fire.
That's what we do with the nursing home bodies.
I make you sausage, I make you peppers, and you make me finish.
I'm just sorry.
Listen, I don't think that he's a rapist.
I don't think that, which everyone else is saying about him, and I just think you guys go way too far when you say that Governor Cuomo's a rapist.
Come on guys, don't say that.
Comment, comment, comment, by the way, is the best thing you can do for this show, for the algorithms.
Don't imply, don't repeat any information that people are putting out there that Cuomo's a rapist.
He's not.
He just grabbed his cheeks.
Don't do that.
Both cheeks, four cheeks, and grabs them, and kisses women, and makes them uncomfortable.
If I were a husband, I would kick his ass if my wife worked for him.
Now what's most surprising to me is... I would hold his hand while he did my wife.
Dave, you have a troubled past.
Hey, this is more about you, but I'll take what I can get.
Cut back in the Mohawk, make yourself look like a lesbian, the governor's none the wiser.
Ain't you boys ever in a cuckold?
This guy is just the worst, Governor Cuomo.
And here's the thing that also strikes me, again, when we're talking about this, it seems like there might have been some people in this administration who were very clear in their admonishing of Donald Trump and anyone who even had any accusations without proof or even verifiably false proof, claims that were disproven, who've remained startlingly silent on this.
You know, look, I want the FBI to conduct as thorough an investigation as they possibly can within whatever restraints are imposed upon them.
You have to ask yourself, why would anybody put themselves through this if they did not believe that they had important information to convey to the Senate?
Dr. Ford's account of the most traumatic event of her life was harrowing.
You have been a true patriot in fighting for the best of who we are as a country.
I believe you are doing that because you love this country and I believe history will show that you are a true profile and courage at this moment in time in the history of our country and I thank you.
Just imagine, these are the people who they claim to be heroes, and you look at the people they claim to vilify.
I don't know if you remember, when we were kids, like on Saturday, they would have profiles in Courage, and it would be kind of like a PSA, and it would have some war hero, or it would have someone who invented the polio vaccine, or genetically engineered crops that saved billions from starvation before that was a bad thing.
Norman Borlaug.
Can you just believe if some kid 20 years from now is watching SpongeBob SquarePants and is like, in profiles and courage, crazy lying whore, according to police, Christine Blasey Ford.
What I really want to know is how much Coke paid for that little product placement on Ford's desk there.
Did you see that?
I didn't.
Prominently displayed.
Yeah, she's like, run, turn.
Christine Blasey Ford, go easy on the Pepsi!
Rubber sheets are packed.
Diet, rape.
Jesus!
I can't remember!
I'm just saying, if you think about it, because it wasn't all in.
That's right, yeah.
They weren't even in the same county.
So this is something else, too.
This is something that I think people should really take notice of.
It's very obvious right now.
It's blatant, right?
You'll go, okay, Cuomo, his brother.
But this is what happens when you have people in the media.
This is why this story had not been covered.
And we'll get to Michigan in a second, because we were on this like a dog on a bone for a very long period of time.
And now that Cuomo's emergency powers are going to be removed, you're going to see the same thing happen with Governor Whitmer, and oh my god, that means she might actually have to respond to your Freedom of Information requests.
But people think, okay, you have Cuomo, his brother's governor, so that's... No, no, look, you have Stephanopoulos, who worked with the Clintons.
You have people like Chuck Todd.
You have Donna Brazile.
When you have half of the media When there are actually people who are either active Clinton or Biden or Obama campaigners or members of the DNC in paid positions and they now work in or run media, not to mention the executives, and you look at their donations, that's when stories like this don't get covered until people start to notice the smell of the bodies.
And so then, a clear example of that Which you'll see, but this is the tip of the iceberg.
What did the most trusted name in news have to say about this story?
Obviously, I'm aware of what's going on with my brother.
And obviously, I cannot cover it because he is my brother.
Now, of course, CNN has to cover it.
They have covered it extensively, and they will continue to do so.
I have always cared very deeply about these issues, and profoundly so.
I just wanted to tell you that.
There's a lot of news going on that matters also, so let's get after that.
Let's get distracted by this!
Hey!
He's bombing it!
He's bombing it!
It's unbelievable!
It's unbelievable!
He's like, well, I can't talk about this.
Well, you can't talk about it because it's very clear that your brother is wrong.
But you had no problem.
I love you.
I want you to know that.
Nothing.
I love you.
the COVID situation when there were people referring to themselves as Cuomo-sexuals. Remember
that? You had Trevor Noah, you had Stephen Colbert, you had Ellen DeGeneres saying Cuomo was just a
beacon, he's a shining example of what governors should do, and they identified as Cuomo-sexuals
during that time. You had no problem covering it, little Chris. I love you. I want you to know that.
Nothing. I love you. Have a good night. What are you looking at?
I have the screen.
I have the screen right here.
I'm not doing anything.
Because I don't trust you.
I'm not doing anything.
So I had to put in the screen.
Look at the screen.
Okay.
Look at the screen right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, you did.
Okay.
There's nothing.
I'll see you later.
Have a good night, Gov.
The most trusted name in New Orleans.
Rascals.
That counts as journalism.
You wet scallions!
Is that a big Q-tip?
Is that a big Q-tip?
The worst part about that is that obviously the Cuomos are liars.
Not rapists, but liars.
And when he said, hey, I'm going to do a funny segment, like a little interesting anecdote.
Can someone get Gallagher on the phone?
Is Carrot Top available?
I need props.
I just need a big, big Q-tip.
Yes, because of Carrot Top, I was so fond of his work with the booby trap that had hairpins on a bra.
Can I get the letter Q on the tip of this?
Get it?
Because I feel like people might not know.
It's a Q-tip?
Yeah.
But I'm still waiting, by the way, for CNN to come in with breaking news like they did with Donald Trump on every claim.
Hold on a second.
Keep talking because... I don't think it's going to... Oh, you've got to move that, right?
No, he's, well, don't block me.
Oh, shoot.
Hold on a second.
Tell me what's going on on CNN.
Nothing is going on on CNN right now.
I've got to take this.
Alright, just listen.
I'm putting it near the door.
This is a horrible fire hazard.
It is.
So nobody use the matches.
We're all going to die if this place burns.
Not the first time a penis has blocked the door, Cuomo.
Do we have it?
Yeah, well listen, what's important is they were playing with Q-tips at that point when we knew, of course, that your seniors were dying in record numbers in nursing homes, which is the word of the day!
See how you can use it in the comment section in a way that's not so morbid.
It's still there.
Um, comment word of the day.
Now here's what's interesting about this, is Whitmer, okay, now there's been, so now we know about Cuomo, and what bothers me so much is people say, well, how could we know?
Well, we did!
Yeah.
It will be like people saying, hey, how could we know about Christina Gupana?
How could we know about what happened in Nevada and Michigan with voter fraud?
Why didn't she ask us?
Well, we didn't really want to because it wasn't convenient.
So listen, we knew this for a long time, and we held a rally in Lansing, Michigan.
The only rally that I've ever held in my life, by the way.
The only political speech, if you want to call it that, that I've ever done in the last ten years.
Because it was so important.
I have a 97-year-old grandmother in Michigan, and I saw what was going on, and I saw the media blackout.
Because, you know, in Michigan, they have a very strong state media, you know, with MLive.
Of course, yeah.
There's a really strong state pride, a local culture, and no one was covering what we knew to be true.
So now that it's okay, people feel as though they're safe to discuss the truth in media.
We have Charlie LeDuff.
He's a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist who just filed a lawsuit against Governor Whitmer over Specifically, her failure to comply with FOIA, meaning Freedom of Information requests, on the nursing home death, the data.
So specifically the lawsuit centers around now, her failure to comply with FOIA requests.
It's almost like if you could go back a year to half a year, someone was talking about it.
All of this starts with something very simple, and we don't have it.
And that is demanding the truth, knowing the numbers, because we know what we have is a lie.
So what can we do?
Right now, folks, we've made it very easy.
If you go to louderwithcrowder.com, that's our website, one click, you can submit your very own request of information under the Freedom of Information Act.
Because she can't deny us all.
If you are watching, that I and the people of Michigan all would like to say in unison, Governor Whitmer, you want to conduct that investigation?
Donald Trump for mishandling COVID?
All right, sweetheart.
You first!
And of course, by the way, I deeply regret not tucking in my shirt.
I really do.
You know what's funny?
Is that happened, and we had about 3,000-something people there.
It was put together last minute.
What did the media do?
The media said, well, there are only about 200 people there, and he was wearing a tactical vest.
First off, it's not a tactical.
It's just a bulletproof vest because people want to kill me!
Dearborn's not that far!
It was 2020, by the way.
Yeah, that's true, yeah.
Not a good year.
Anybody should have been wearing a bulletproof vest in Lansing in 2020.
It was a very shitty year.
Um, Karen.
My wife, Karen.
Karen's really had a tough time.
By the way, if you name your daughter Karen in 2021, that says more about you.
That's mean.
Change it to Adolf.
So, Whitmer's ex-health director, this is also... And by the way, you can still go to loudearthcreditor.com.
All the sources, of course, for every show that we do are available.
But you can also go to loudearthcreditor.com slash Whitmer death toll.
We had thousands of signs across the state, too, the Whitmer death toll.
And I saw them removed from public property, where they then put up, thank you, Governor Whitmer, for saving our lives.
Well, you can't have this up on public property, but you can have praising dear leader.
Exactly.
A little propaganda.
So her ex-health director, the plot thickens, Robert Gordon, received a $155,000 payout after he immediately resigned in January.
People are saying it might be some hush money.
And she, of course, Governor Whitmer, refused to... You know what?
I'm not going to use the title Governor.
I don't think she's earned it.
Okay.
What are you going to call her?
Crazy match!
Wicked Witch of the North?
I don't know, I can't because it's a pejorative.
But you know what?
You guys, you decide.
How should I refer to Governor Whitmer?
Keep it respectful.
I want to lock her in a racquetball court with Governor Cuomo for nine hours, see who comes out.
I'd throw in Gavin Newsom and we'd get a deal.
So she, again, refused to answer why Gordon's confidential separation agreement required taxpayer dollars.
$155,000.
Keep in mind of taxpayer dollars.
Saying to the Detroit Free Press, who carries her water, I really bristle at that characterization.
It is the nature of a separation agreement when someone in a leadership position leaves that there are terms to it and you can't share every term to it.
That's simply what it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get that.
Severance, all that.
But $155,000 for a health director in a state that didn't do very well?
Is there a performance bonus, depending on how many bodies get put in the trough behind the old folks' home?
Are you giving them a dollar per scalp that you put in the freezer?
I'd be surprised if the health director made $155,000 per year.
Well, not on the books.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
So what kind of deal did you strike?
Well, it's like when you recycle newspaper, the health director gets paid in weight.
So they just load up a truck, they weigh it at the weighing station, and they pay them based on how many bodies.
Plus they get to rifle through the pockets.
Right.
And then they get to claim flatten the curve.
It's like when Bernie Madoff gave away a bunch of bonuses just as the FBI was walking in.
Good luck to you.
She's got to be feeling the pressure.
Run to a bank.
It's not real money.
Do you think she's going to feel the pressure?
Because you're a Michigander.
Yeah.
I don't know.
She seems like a robot.
I don't think she has feelings.
But I'm saying, do you think that this will go anywhere?
Because it's so insulated.
People who don't know, Michigan is... Chicago is the most corrupt city, politically.
Michigan may be the most corrupt state.
Oh, I would agree.
Yeah, close anyway.
That's why I love it.
So I think, look, look at what's happening in New York and California right now with those two governors.
You, you think they are bulletproof going through this whole thing where they're writing books about how well they did with COVID when the entire time we knew they were doing a really, really bad job.
They're feeling it right now.
Obviously Cuomo's feeling it for other reasons, but it took everything coming out at once for the media to finally start picking it up a little bit and not nearly as much as anything else, but it will start happening.
This freedom of information lawsuit could be the beginning of it.
It could be the beginning of it.
I hope that it does.
Look, it starts with information.
We were never encouraging people to any kind of violence, and we were never encouraging any kind of insurrection.
We held a rally with thousands of people outside of the state capitol, and there was not an incident.
The place was left cleaner than it was found.
I don't know if you can say the same for Antifa or Black Lives Matter.
Yeah, but that vest was scary.
You just can't.
That vest was scary.
You can't burn down a bank and go, they really spruced up the place.
Well, you had an assault vest on, I think.
Yeah!
That was really what was going on.
Yeah!
Yes, I did!
There are things that I won't talk about.
There was a reason that I had to have that vest and get a diff.
That's why I didn't tuck in my shirt.
We had to upgrade the vest!
Because I said, what's this one?
They said, that one's good to 44 Magnum.
I said, that ain't gonna cut it!
What if they shot you in the face, Harry?
Well, you know what? At that point, you just take your chances.
Really, I wore the vest for my wife, because the last thing I want really is a concrete milkshake.
That's true.
Kill me, just don't make me, you know, just don't give me the crooked face like Brennan.
Don't make me look like Brennan.
Um...
Brennan. CIA director, not Brandon.
I just want to make sure that we understand it.
What's really important though here too is, you know, you asked me this, Dave, and then Brian Callan asked me this.
He didn't understand.
He said, I just don't understand why would Cuomo and why would Governor Whitmer do this?
Why would they put sick people in old folks homes?
Now, I don't know this for 100% certainty, so here's what I can tell you we know for certain.
In both New York and Michigan, they sent sick patients back into nursing homes. Okay? From what I understand, and
it's difficult because of all the obfuscation that's taken place, in Michigan, whether it
was an accident or it actually was the result of policy, unlike New York, they would send in
young sick patients into old folks homes That's where you saw that 21-year-old man who beat the old man who ended up actually starving himself to death because of depression.
This was happening in Michigan.
There was a bipartisan bill saying you've got to stop using old folks' homes for quarantining that she vetoed.
Again, all of this under the guise of emergency powers which shuts down your church but keeps the 90% THC Alaskan Thunderfuck shop open.
Good thing we understand our constitutional rights.
But when people ask Why would they do that?
It defies reason.
I understand it.
Why would they do that?
Look, that's where you understand the motives.
There is no You can comment.
You can let me know.
Give me a logic trail other than the one that I present to you because I can't think of any other scenario.
That's the best thing you can do on YouTube is comment, comment.
It helps us here so that people get to watch this show.
After the stream.
After the stream.
We don't do live chat because then we get banned.
So the issue here is, let me just finish this real quick.
The issue here is there is no other line of logic outside of, and you understand their motivation, We flattened the curve.
Right?
Because they were going out there with practically trumpets, right?
They're going, look, look, look, we flattened the curve.
We're one of the states where we're not over hospital capacity.
And people are going, well, that's weird.
How do you flatten the curve and still have the worst death rates?
Well, we flattened the curve because it was all about optics.
It was all about re-election campaigns.
It was all about their next political post.
And they thought, at this time, no one's going to be looking at old folks homes because the one thing, Left, right, centrist, fence, fence sitter, so much of a fence sitter that it's coming out your mouth like Vlad the Impaler from Romania.
We still all acknowledge that, look, we know the average death rate for COVID, the average age, is well into the 80s.
We know that it's bad for senior citizens.
Everyone agreed upon it, and so there is no logical reasoning to put sick patients in old folks' homes outside of for your own political gain.
Can someone here, genuinely, give me any other explanation?
Yes.
Okay.
All right, if you believe that punching an old person in the face will cure their COVID, there is no place better than a Michigan nursing home.
That makes sense.
For a feeling.
That's pure Michigan.
Also, if you believe that unwilling sex to an elderly will cure your COVID, there is no place better than a Michigan nursing home.
When your shaky hands are surpassed only by the shooting neurological pain as you take those last gasping breaths from your ventilator for a sweet breath of fresh northern air, that's pure Michigan.
Pure Michigan.
I love how we're trying to discern motives, right?
By the way, sometimes they do stupid stuff like we're not going to release information in New York because we thought it'd be used against us.
That doesn't make any sense at all.
We were afraid you might use it against us.
The issue here is, again, you see that these people don't fear any accountability, but I'm willing to hear any justification, any reasoning.
I really want to hear the reasoning.
For the same reason, we'll get to the phone call in a second, where I called Nevada County.
Look, give me a reason as to why you had a wrong address, updated it in secret, and gave another wrong address.
Anything you got!
Spoiler alert, don't have a great explanation.
Questions still remain, but I'm a simpleton.
Now, here's another story that everyone is talking about.
This happened yesterday, of course we had to cover it.
Dr. Seuss!
There are Dr. Seuss books because of not only racism, but insensitivity.
Um, on his birthday, Dr. Seuss Enterprises told the AP that these books portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong.
And I think we have an image of the six books that they've thus far found offensive.
Um, to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street, If I Ran the Zoo, McGelliot's Pool.
Um, there are a bunch of these.
Yeah, look, these are some of them that they, uh, they describe as offensive.
Uh, I mean, that's just, that's just, uh, Raiden from Mortal Kombat.
Are they going to ban Mortal Kombat next?
There's a white guy playing Raiden.
And they didn't even have to do that!
They had to teach a white guy kung-fu just so he could... It's like, just take the Asian!
Put him in a rice paddy hat!
His heart's getting taken out with a fatality anyway!
What do you mean, put him in one?
He's already wearing it.
No, that's what I'm saying!
Just take him off the field!
Yes.
Take him off the field.
Slump on a little bit of the poppy flower.
It'll do whatever you want.
They love them heroin.
I would love to go to a heroin den.
An opium den?
In the 20s.
So they want to cancel Dr. Seuss books, by the way, so that they can have your children read books like this.
Superheroes are everywhere.
Kamala Harris.
The pop-out, by the way, is just her legs with Willie Brown.
And next page is promotion!
Next page is just her with a joint listening to Tupac in 1974.
Every time I hear the word mamala, I lose a year of my life.
It's so awful.
But a lot of us listened to Biggie back in the 60s.
But there's more to this story, actually.
A lot of people don't know this in response to the controversy.
So you've seen the books that are cancelled, but coming down the pike, they have actually begun revising and
releasing more progressive versions of these classic Dr. Seuss books.
Which brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1!
You forgot to turn in the chamber!
They always forget the one at the end.
Every time!
Every time!
Still.
Every time.
So these are seven plus one rewritten, they may be in the works by the way, rewritten progressive Dr. Seuss books.
Good, okay.
So one that obviously they had to change was, you remember, And To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street.
That's a good one.
It's a good one, yeah.
But they need to make it more inclusive, they've changed it to And To Think That I Saw It on Folsom Street.
Which, well, you know what, the cat Has to get his kick somewhere.
For people listening on audio, that one, that one's kind of visually dependent.
Number six, seven plus one, new Progressive Dr. Seuss books.
One of my favorites when I was a kid was There's a Wocket in My Pocket.
Love it.
Oh, yeah.
I love The Wocket in My Pocket.
But they did change it to There's a Wocket in My Pocket, but I cut it off and that's normal.
So that is, yeah, that's number seven.
I also heard There's a Wocket.
In my pocket will be changed to there's an unregistered handgun in my backpack for inner-city youth.
Yes, that's, yeah.
And it was bought at Crown Heights, Indiana.
That's correct.
This is, oh, this, you know what?
Here, how about we have a...
Gerald, take number five.
Number five, Dr. Seuss.
Again, these are in the works, so your kids, these will be coming to a public library near you.
So the one we know and love, Horton, Here's a Hoot.
I love Horton, Here's a Hoot.
That's a great one.
It's my favorite.
It's a fun.
It took a decidedly German twist.
Horton hates the Jews.
Really?
Oh, well, okay, that's Palestinian, that's occupation.
It's geopolitical.
Kids aren't going to understand the connotations.
There's a lot of nuance there.
It is accurate.
His hat's perfect.
The beard could use some work.
Really, not a lot of effort.
Yeah, I think they'd grow it bigger.
Number four, you can take this one there, because you read these stories to your young... Yeah, yeah, Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose.
I love that one.
It was such a good book when I was a kid, but I think it's better now.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, it's Thick Dick the Formerly Female Moose.
Wow, that's... And by the way, we couldn't do a Photoshop without being in gross violation of YouTube guidelines.
Oh, really?
That's odd, because I drew one myself.
Here it is.
Nope.
No, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, number three, again, 7 Plus 1 progressive Dr. Seuss books that have been updated.
Oh, The Places You'll Go.
That's a really fun one.
Yeah.
I've never heard of it.
That is beautiful.
It's wonderful to read to your young children.
Every night.
Yeah.
And now it is Oh, The Places You'll Go.
Just Don't Tell Your Parents.
So that's, yeah.
Oh, jeez.
Oh.
Again, for people listening on audio.
They made a graphical change there.
Well, listen, they want to be inclusive.
Small change.
Synthetic, so you can be proud of it.
Yeah.
It's artificial.
This one, and this one I think Mr. Landau, who will be in Omaha, Nebraska this weekend, should take because this one, they slipped it in.
I didn't notice that they had changed it.
Sneaky.
Until I saw it at the Barnes & Nobles.
Well, yes, The Barnes and Noble.
Yeah, that's where I saw it and I said, that's different from the title I remember.
Because the first one, right, it was One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
Yeah, I was at Borders and I saw the same.
Yeah.
And, yeah, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
And I didn't even notice the difference because I don't, you know, I just don't see, I'm not biased.
Yeah, right, you're colorblind.
I'm not a bigot.
So it says One Fish, Two Fish, Gay Fish, Blue Fish.
I know, but that should read Straight Fish, guys.
I don't want it.
Look, I don't have the pockets for nuisance money.
Oh my gosh.
That is a great one.
Hard hitting content.
Yes, come on.
Trust me, the phone call is going to make up for this.
Why weren't you always serious?
Because I would be swallowing a shotgun and registered as a COVID death if all I did was talk about the news.
And the number one progressive new updated Dr. Seuss, of course, wonderful book, The King's Stilt.
That was one of my personal favorites as a kid, and they've changed that to be more inclusive too.
The King's Tits!
Yeah, yeah.
And then of course, the one in the chamber, there is a plus one.
Oh, yeah.
I thought I'd throw this one.
You guys know Mr. Brown Can Moo Can You?
That's a great one.
Yeah.
Very known book.
This is my personal favorite.
It's Mr. Brown Can't Breathe Can You?
And that is... Take us out!
This is this week's 7 plus 1 You forgot to burn in the chamber!
Ha ha ha.
Well, it was nice being on YouTube for a season.
A little bit, yeah.
Boy, that last one just shook me to my core.
Yeah, that last one.
I don't know why they'd be reading that to kids.
No.
Starting them young.
Let them be kids.
Starting them young these days.
It starts at a pullover.
You know what?
Sometimes when we start these 7 Plus Ones and I feel good about it, and then by the end I realize, you don't know who you're hurting.
It's true.
Dave, by the way, I love how Stephen's greatest concern is being listed as a COVID death.
Yes.
No matter what happens to me, don't let them list me.
I can't be listed.
Tell my children daddy blew his brains out, but don't tell him he died of the flu.
You ever get it where you have a piece of dry skin on your nose, and it's just, I cannot get it off, and I know everyone's gonna think I'm a kooky fiend.
If it's dry skin, you mean coke.
Can I zoom in on it?
I can't get rid of it.
Okay, so, speaking of something you can't get rid of, Dan Coolen.
So, he is the spokesperson for Clark County in Nevada, and you know, if you haven't watched it, this is, again, something that we've stumbled upon.
And we're going to go to Mug Club and play a few games and take your chat after this.
But this is something that I wanted to show you.
This is an edited version, just so you know, because it's a 40-something minute call.
I'll just let you know it's not any more fruitful for the 40 minutes.
For those who are Mug Club members, we will upload, of course, the full unedited version tomorrow.
It's too large of a file size.
And again, I was this close to blowing my head off and being listed as a COVID death.
Glad we moved that gun.
Just make sure my kids know that I hated this world.
That's what it was.
I don't want them to be ashamed of their father.
So Dan Coolen, he's the Clark County Voting Spokesperson.
Spokesman.
Spokes-Z.
Spokes-Z.
I say that because you'll hear.
Um, and, um, he gave a story.
So I noticed this.
There was a brief fact check again, that was in a place called lead stories.
And so this guy was asked about the addresses that we visited.
And this is again, the burden of proof on the media.
He just said, that's likely a typo.
That's likely an error.
And so I wanted to find out where he was getting this information because the media used it to dismiss The legwork we've done, and of course providing no evidence of their own, but I wanted to make sure that we give them the opportunity, and particularly as it relates to a person of interest, Christina Gupana, former Nevada campaign worker for the Clintons, who hasn't been seen in years.
And so if you have kids, I would warn that you take them, not because it's profane, just because I don't want you taking it out on them as you listen to the call.
Hi, how are you today?
I'm well, how are you?
I'm doing well, thank you for asking.
I appreciate that.
A lot of people on the phone don't even don't ask that back, so that's very nice.
Oh, we have to.
This is COVID.
We have to ask, how are you doing?
I would like to think that you asked because you're a kind person, not that you're a cold person.
I am.
No, of course, because of that.
Hey, I'm calling, I'm looking actually for, is Joe P. Gloria in there, the registrar?
Um, he is here, but he's in a meeting.
Can I take a message?
Or his secretary, maybe?
Your name is Grant?
Yes, my name is Grant Barker.
Thank you.
Barker.
And you're with whom?
Washington Herald.
Washington Herald.
Yeah, Herald.
And you want to talk about the upcoming election?
Is that what it is?
No, just the voter rolls, like when, like your processes.
It's very boring.
Sounds good.
Let me go ahead and call her and see if she's available.
One moment, sir.
Okay, thank you.
You're welcome.
Hello, sir?
Hello?
She's not answering either.
Would you, I believe she's in that same meeting, would you want me to take down your phone number?
She will answer your call, though.
Sure, that would be great.
I mean, you know, if at that point if I could get Joe, that would be probably best, but yeah.
Joe or Lorena.
Okay, I will let them both know when they're out of that meeting.
All right, thank you so much.
Thank you, sir.
Bye-bye.
I doubt it.
Hello?
Hi, is this Grant?
This is Grant.
Hey, is this Joe?
No, my name is Dan Culin.
I work with the Clark County Election Department in Nevada.
I heard that you had some questions?
Yes, I did.
Hey, Dan, thanks for calling me back.
I know you guys are busy, so I don't want to take up too much of your time.
So you work there.
I know Joe P. Gloria is listed as the registrar of voters for Clark County.
Okay, so I had a couple of quick questions for you.
I'm sure you know it's been a hot-button issue, and you have misinformation out there, and I just wanted to confirm a couple of things.
How often do you guys just update your voting records there in Clark County?
You mean as far as the list of names of people who are registered voters?
Yes, yeah, addresses, that kind of stuff.
That's done every day, basically.
Oh really?
Okay.
I'm just, uh, the reason I'm asking is just because on the website it says voterless data files are updated every Monday morning of each week.
Okay.
That's, that's a slightly different question.
Oh.
So you're asking about the data files that you would download?
Yes.
So what you're looking at is, um, basically it's, it's primarily used by campaigns as far as I can tell.
Um, but it's the information that's publicly available and kind of made easy for anyone, uh, any member of the public to download it from there.
Okay.
I can double check to see if it happens more often, but I have no reason to believe that that file is, um, I mean, I would assume that what it says on the website about that file is accurate.
Right.
Okay.
So, just to be clear, is that any different from the information you're talking about that's updated every day?
Like, is the file that the public has available different from the information you guys have?
So, for example, if someone made an update on a Thursday, right, that would be seen in the update to that file that's easily available on Monday.
If I'm understanding what you're... I'm not looking at that webpage right now, but I have no reason to believe that you're wrong in what you're... Sure, no, yeah, I'm just checking to make sure I understand the processes.
So, there were a bunch of changes on Tuesday night to that voter list data file.
A lot of them.
335 records were updated.
Does that sound about right to you guys, done on Tuesday night?
I can ask.
Do you know, like, kind of on this, why are there so many typos, do you know, in the voter rolls?
I'm not sure I would agree with that statement.
So the reason I ask is, I'm sure you're probably familiar there in Nevada, Christina Gupana, you know, worked, she was a staffer in Nevada for the election for Hillary Clinton, and it said that she lived on West Bonneville Avenue, and she hasn't been seen since 2018.
We checked, that was a median under an overpass, and it was changed Tuesday night to East Bonneville, and she's never lived there either.
Like, how do you know she doesn't live at the address that's there now?
I've been there.
Okay, so you went to... The new address.
Okay.
I went to the old address, and then I went to the new address that was updated Tuesday night.
Sorry, it's under the name Gupana?
Christina?
Sorry, I don't have that name.
And the new address, she doesn't live there.
She doesn't even live in the apartment complex.
She never has.
So how, what's the, yeah, and what's the, I guess, what's the process that you guys do to check, to verify that these are valid addresses, or people, or both?
Okay.
I know yesterday we talked about when you guys update it, because on the county website it says every Monday, but it had been updated on Tuesday night.
Right.
So, during election season, we update it every single night.
And we've just, we're still doing that.
Okay.
Well, normally in between elections, we'll go to once a week, so we'll probably go back to that soon.
It's an automated process.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was going to say, I don't think we could be much further from an election at this point, right?
What do you mean?
You know, a lot here through these voter rolls.
Specifically, I know we spoke about Christina Joy Rhea Gupana.
I don't know if you got an answer on that one for me.
Yeah.
So, Um, there was a typo that we, uh, I guess someone had, had asked us about, about that particular voter record.
Um, and so we looked into it and.
Noticed that it was an error that had been apparently made by our staff, not the voter, and so we corrected it.
But it's so odd to me is that would seem like a simple clerical error, right?
West versus East.
But someone went in and uploaded on a day, which now I understand the website says you only update Monday, but on a Tuesday night when it changes it from West to East, for someone who a lot of people are looking for, and she still doesn't live there, What was that verification process like?
I mean, are you guys just married to Bonneville as an address?
Because she doesn't live there.
Okay.
You're saying that she doesn't live in an apartment building that she provided us an address for?
I'm telling you she's never lived there.
And I know who does live there.
Because we've checked.
Okay.
You understand why that's a problem, right?
You understand if we're talking about faith and trust in our institutions, there needs to be some accountability there.
What's the testing protocol to make sure it's a legitimate vote?
I'm not sure why you're upset that we would update our information as we are able to.
Isn't that what we're supposed to do?
Well, first off, people aren't supposed to vote from medians under an overpass.
And then the correction shouldn't be done when the public doesn't have the opportunity or the notification to check it to another bulls**t address, is what I'm saying.
How do we know, at this point, the public?
I don't understand why you would want that to be incorrect.
that took place according to your roles, according to the election, was not a real place.
And then afterwards your correction, I don't know, I would assume people don't want folks
to notice, is still bogus.
I don't understand why you would want that to be incorrect.
When we get new information it should be updated.
I don't want it to be incorrect.
That's the issue.
But what I'm saying is, how do you verify that what the voter is telling you is correct?
What's the verification process?
Not, what did the voter tell you?
How do you verify that's their legitimate address?
Well, they're signing under penalty of perjury.
When they register to vote.
Right.
That doesn't really mean a whole lot to someone who may not live in the country.
You know, we've talked, I'm sure you know, when people have been talking about the Russian interference in 2016.
The Russian people, if they're doing it, don't really care so much about signing on their penalty of perjury.
So my question is, is there an identification check?
Is there, for example, when I go in for a driver's license, where I need several pieces of mail to that address?
How do you confirm when Christina Rae Gipana, someone who people have been looking for, have not seen in the country since 2018, How do you confirm that the address she allegedly gave you is a place where she lives?
What's that verification process?
Okay.
All right, yeah.
Let me call you back in a few minutes, okay?
Okay.
Thank you, Dan.
All right.
I guess my concern with that is you're sort of arguing that we shouldn't update it, but... No.
That's not at all what I'm arguing.
I mean, you would want that updated, so... I would want it updated... I would want it updated CORRECTLY.
So your concern is that we're still updating it each night, and you want it to be updated less often, on Mondays only?
I'm sorry, maybe you're in the car, so maybe you didn't hear me.
What I said is I would like it to be updated CORRECTLY.
Okay.
What do you mean as far as its frequency or I'm not sure what you mean.
As far as its accuracy because it is riddled with addresses that don't exist and people who don't live there and people voted from there.
When you say that someone voted from an address what what is what are you saying because we have people that vote in person you know and I mean so people aren't voting Listed as their residential address.
In other words, a voter lists a residential address.
A voter or someone in that office lists a residential address that is required by Nevada law, of course, for someone to be able to vote.
They have to use their residential address.
How do you confirm that address?
I'm just wondering how we have so many voters that have addresses that don't exist, and even with the updates, that it's updated to addresses that still are inaccurate.
So what's the verification process to make sure that someone is voting from their real residential address there?
Okay, so I'll... I just need to do a little bit of research on the voter registration process, and then I'll be able to To call you back on that one.
Okay.
You gave specific answers saying it was likely a typo of about four or five addresses.
And my question is just, I mean, how did you confirm that?
As opposed to confirming the ones that I have for you, how'd you confirm those?
Because then maybe I don't need to ask you questions about these other ones if you just tell me how you confirmed it.
Okay.
So if you have questions about specific Individual voters.
Like I said, I'm not comfortable talking to reporters about My dealings with other reporters... I'm not asking about your dealings with the reporters, I'm asking how you confirmed it.
Your answer was it's likely a typo, and you gave that answer to about four, five, six addresses.
You didn't answer for the other ones that were listed in these episodics.
I don't care if you went to a tea party with Dana Ford of Leadsource.
I have no interest in your personal relationship.
I'm asking when you answered yourself, you said it's likely a typo.
What process led you to dismiss these?
Because these were places where people actually went to the voter address, where they were registered, went to the address where the person is confirmed voting according to your voter rolls, and they were updated Tuesday, and they don't exist.
So I'm asking, what is your comparable process to say it must be a typo?
Right, no, and I apologize if I'm not explaining myself clearly, but yeah, When dealing with other reporters, I'm not going to talk about... I'm just not going to go down that road where I'm talking about other reporters.
I'm not asking you to talk about other reporters.
I'm asking you to tell me how I know you're telling the truth.
Okay, then let's just use a new address.
Christina Ray Gabbana.
What's your process there?
How did she vote from an address that doesn't exist?
How did it get updated to an address where she's never lived?
What's the verification?
How does that happen?
That's twice wrong.
You guys went in and proactively updated an address to a new wrong address.
I'm asking you how that happens and now let me be very clear, what is the process available to wipe that vote from the record now that we know it's not legitimate?
How does that happen?
Well, I wouldn't make that assumption first, but... I didn't make the assumption.
I've been there.
I've been there.
I've spoken with people who live there.
I've been to the other address that you had that did not exist.
Every address you have listed for Christina Gupana is incorrect.
And I will use this word, by the way, very pointedly, I'm willing to bet that, considering it was updated to a new bogus address, it's not just inaccurate, it's a lie.
I'm not sure what you mean about that.
We would have updated it based on the information that we had available to us.
And you don't have any answer as to how you verify that information?
Because there are thousands of people in Nevada who feel like their vote is cancelled out and it's just dismissed as, well, it's a typo.
Well, listen, the burden of proof on reporters who've gone out there and sought out these addresses is they've looked at your voter rolls, they've cross-referenced them, they've cross-referenced them with UPS deliverable addresses, looked at third-party sources, gone out to find these addresses, and they don't exist, or they are addresses where that person has never lived.
And you say, well, there's a lot of assumptions.
Well, it seems to me that it's only an assumption when you say, and I quote, likely a typo.
So what does it matter if the voter rolls are up if someone says, you've got a ton of these that are wrong?
At least hundreds.
At least hundreds that we've gone through with a fine-tooth comb.
Thousands if I want to quit my day job.
How does that happen?
So what's the point of the voter rolls being available if when someone says these are wrong, it sounds to me like right now you're just saying, well this is what the person said.
Right, I'm telling you that it's wrong.
How do I know that's what the person told you versus someone in there writing it?
And how do we fix it when it's someone who voted from an address that doesn't exist?
How does that get fixed?
I'm sorry, hold on a second.
Well, I think as I've said before, Once someone, once we became aware that we had made that error, that it should have been east instead of west, we corrected it.
We were able to see that that was an error on our part by looking at the It's still an error.
She doesn't live there.
She's never lived there.
So, my question again, how do you fix it?
How does that error not get caught, and how do you fix it?
it. What do you mean by voted from? Do you need? It is her register. It is her registered residential address. And it's
not a she's never lived there. You can go right now and check
it. She's never lived at this newly updated address. didn't live at the address where she voted because it's not a real
address has never lived at the new address that you updated.
So my question is, now that you know, now that we know this is
someone who had listed a residential address that is not legitimate. In any way, what is the recourse to fix that?
Okay, Okay, so... Would you like me to give you the address?
I can have you go there.
I mean, this should interest you, right?
You're in charge of the... You play a role in the integrity of our elections.
You're in Vegas.
You could go there right now.
Do you want me to give you the address?
You can go and meet the very nice family.
Never heard of Gopana.
Spoke with them.
You want me to give you the address?
You want me to give you their names?
I mean, obviously we have the address.
No you don't.
Okay, oh, you have the address, right.
So you can go visit that address.
Good.
Will someone there do that?
And then once you... so that you no longer say I'm making a claim or an assumption.
Let's assume that I'm not lying to you.
Let's assume that I've paid for a plane ticket and spoken with the people and haven't given you a bunch of bogus names.
Let's assume that all of this due diligence and research, which I know you would never require of yourself, has not been done on my part, right?
Let's assume for a second that I'm not lying about all of this, okay?
Let's just... so just go with me.
Assume that you take 20 minutes out of your day, as an official working there to maintain
election integrity, you go there and you notice that Gupana doesn't live there either, as
I am telling you.
What's the recourse there?
How do we fix it?
Considering that the election has already been conducted.
I'll have to check into that, but I'm not aware of a law that would allow us to do what
you're asking.
You're asking us to cancel someone's vote who's already voted?
I'm asking you to remove a vote from someone who couldn't possibly have voted.
Yeah, I'm not aware of a law that would allow us to take that sort of action, but Thank you.
That's exactly my issue, along with these thousands of other votes on the rolls.
I appreciate your time.
Dan, thank you.
I hope that you go and visit that address.
Appreciate it.
You have a good day.
Drive safe.
It's careful.
Don't talk on your phone and text.
All right, though.
Well, we should have had some kind of a transition.
That was like a Mario glitch.
Was it the Mandela effect?
Really?
It's the Berenstain Baird.
Not an IE.
So listen, we're gonna upload that to Crowder Bits.
I want you guys to comment what you do you have an explanation for it?
Does anyone again, I'm looking for any explanation here that makes sense.
Occam's Razor is Occam's Razor.
I kept saying it.
Someone told me it's Occam's Razor.
Well, they're an idiot.
Yeah.
They sent me a whole thing, a whole video on it.
And I thought, really?
I'm not beyond correcting myself.
For example, lead stories.
Come at me, bro.
By the way, the thing I wanted to point out in that video is they have no way of verifying.
They're like, just go by what people say.
I'm sorry you do what?
It's the honor system.
Put your hand over your heart.
And please, please tell me that that was selectively edited.
Please do that.
Please, please.
I beg of you.
Your dancing was selectively edited.
My dancing was selectively edited because it got unnecessarily white and a Coke HR employee
had to come in and say, let's stop that, start doing the kick with the leg thing.
You didn't get the memo that you're supposed to be embarrassed about being white.
I'm embarrassed when I dance, particularly at weddings or at a comedy jam.
Yeah, but if you're sloshed... How else do you get on stage if you're not dancing at a comedy jam?
I don't know how you do.
And joking about how white you are.
I like to hump the stool.
Yeah, I know, I know.
It goes over well.
Every time I'm like, take it!
And they're like, take it from my white man's small penis!
And they're like...
That was when I opened up for Bruce Bruce and Black Boy Two Eyes.
I was just like, y'all know I was like, hey, one of the things I realized none of my material was going to work.
The audience was entirely black.
I was like, hey, some people have told me that I got a bit of a ghetto booty.
And I swear, applause break.
He do gotta get a booty!
Yeah, but you do, though.
You do, though.
You do, for real.
I sold some merch!
How many times did you call back to that during the schedule?
That was all I did.
Remember?
Remember to get a booty?
All I did, by the way.
Like, this like a motherfuckin' shelf!
The big idiot like a shelf!
I've been pimped, I've been catcalled, all from behind.
And by the way, that's the beauty, at least it was, in comedy.
It's okay that black people and white people have different senses of humor.
They also do church differently.
And it's fun.
It's fun!
I gotta be honest, the black church is a good time.
It is a good time.
It is a very fun time.
It would go down south, and I also love black comedy club crowds.
Yeah, oh, black comedy crowds are fun.
They're there to laugh, but they're tough on you.
Black churches are fun.
I mean, the music is better.
People are welcoming.
They register voters.
With real addresses.
So we're going to go here.
For those people who are not members, you can sign up at loudmouthcutter.com slash Mug Club.
We have a lot more to get to, some stuff that probably couldn't be on YouTube.
We'll be uploading the full 40 minute phone call at some point this week.
But first, I want to see if anyone covers it and if anyone says that it's selectively edited.
So YouTube, thanks for letting our stuff stay up.
Largely because we had to spend a lot of travel bills and newspaper bills to confirm everything.
There's no way this could be labeled misinformation because we actually show you.
So thank you.
I do appreciate you for that.
But right now, it's time for me and the Mug Club family.
We're going to be taking a chat, playing some games.
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