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Nov. 24, 2020 - Louder with Crowder

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CALLING ALL PATRIOTS TO DISOBEY!! | Good Morning #MugClub

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	Sarah Cooper, everything's fine.
	It is most certainly not.
	We're gonna get things done.
	We're gonna get things done that they've wanted to see done for a long, long time.
	I would rather be in the drunk tank.
	I would rather be in a think tank with ISIS.
	And bloop, bloop.
	Well, that puts it to rest.
	Never be said women can't be funny.
	I think your cigar went out.
	I'm sorry.
	No, it's just because you're so angry.
	I think it's my hope.
	Yeah. Is this when they take the Oscar from Addie McDaniel?
	That was a good one.
	That was a good sip.
	Hit the timer there, Audio Wade!
	Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here.
	Gerald A. is here.
	Quarter Black Garrett is here.
	I still don't believe it, but he is shunned by all communities.
	That's a badge of honor, sir.
	We have a lot to talk about today.
	Yesterday we had some technical issues, and it was technical issues also combined with the fact that last minute, half-Asian Bill Richman thought he might have the COVID.
	I was praying for it, but the Lord did not answer my prayers.
	Negative tests all around.
	But he did answer the prayers of everyone you had lay hands, so they were like, that's true.
	And we were planning a sketch of a parody of Drag Me to Hell, where the lady who curses the main actress, uh, drips embalming fluid onto her, because I was like, I'll get COVID on air!
	Apparently we're still searching.
	Just yellow fever.
	I hope I find what I'm looking for.
	We have a lot to talk about today.
	We'll be talking about, well, why do you think the polls are always wrong?
	For some reason the media, they've been trying to say that the polls were right in this election.
	We'll be talking about Thanksgiving.
	And importantly, we will be talking about one of the most common chats that we get is, what can you do?
	What can you do right now to resist, right?
	Because right now you are the resistance and there are plenty of legal acts of civil disobedience.
	So it doesn't have to be do nothing and comply or civil war, but there are plenty of acts of civil disobedience in which you can engage.
	And hey, the coppers, the fuzz, the popos, you can help support us with this.
	First, fraud update with Sidney Powell.
	There is none.
	The Kraken is really more of a tepid calamari at this point.
	Technically, she's got the whole week.
	Yes, technically she has the whole week.
	Since it's entirely speculation, we don't like to do that on YouTube and get removed, we'll be talking about it on Mug Club exclusively after this.
	You can subscribe, try our election stream.
	Still gives you $30 off.
	We have so much to get to that's going on right now, so we do want to talk about Thanksgiving.
	I know people are afraid, and the election fraud stuff is not going anywhere.
	Hopefully the legal team has their stuff in order.
	Yeah, I would hope.
	I'm always surprised.
	We haven't made the case that Sidney Powell has, but we were like, well, if she actually has this data, that would be surprising, because we don't.
	Well, it is just Tuesday.
	It is just Tuesday.
	It is just Tuesday.
	And by the way, I don't think you'd need that.
	I don't think you'd need the Dominion voting systems.
	But it does seem a little, at this point, you do have to make sure that either you're presenting something in court or the American public will lose interest.
	Absolutely.
	Better have some evidence.
	I've lost interest, and I love Rudy Giuliani, but not when he's dripping.
	Dripping brown.
	Madame Tussauds Giuliani.
	I thought that was his WWE look where he was trying to be intimidating or something.
	A little Rudy Bear, but first actually this week the Pope met with NBA players, not Dennis Rodman at this point, NBA players to discuss issues of social justice and this is just too funny to not look.
	A cold basketball.
	Is that just a huge Ferrero Rocher?
	Big hazelnut in the middle?
	He can't understand you.
	You know, mumble rap.
	It's everywhere now.
	What is this?
	Everything is just gold!
	I was the first one to wait in movie line for red shoes.
	They offered him gifts of gold, frankincense, and of course, Virginia Racial Divide, a blu-ray copy of Medea's Family Christmas.
	So that is... The healing begins with laughter.
	Yes, the healing begins with laughter.
	Or deafening silence.
	Just as likely.
	Italians don't have the same sense of humor.
	Look, look, when there's a common enemy, we really get together, and that common enemy is every medium.
	Yes, every single one.
	I don't understand Americans, what, where is, this is not funny, where is the papier-mâché hat and red nose?
	It's like Independence Day and just out of the alien ship comes Medea movies and we're like, alright guys, we really gotta get together and do something about this.
	Hey, by the way, we're talking about Parler, too.
	The media's accused Parler of being racist.
	We are available on Parler, so you can follow us, follow me, Steven Crowder, on Parler right there.
	We have some major announcements coming with social media in the coming months.
	But we can't talk about that right now.
	Again, why do you think polls are all wrong?
	And why do you think the media is trying to say that the polls were right?
	But first, let's go to acts of civil disobedience.
	What are they talking about right now on CNN really quickly?
	What's with Poppy Harlow and the shoulder pads?
	She's trying to make it a thing.
	Does she say, I only want a closet of pirate shirts or Bridget Nielsen suits?
	I don't know if anybody's ever said, I love a woman with good broad shoulders.
	I like my women built like a brick outhouse with a firm grip.
	Solid.
	I'd like my woman to eat crab's legs, Alaskan king crab legs, with their hands, which requires both a firm grip and calluses.
	I want a wife that looks like Dwight Howard with his uniform on.
	So this is the question people have.
	What can you do, and I'm glad my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here, COVID-free, with a lot of it.
	You know, we're going into Thanksgiving, and there are these lockdowns, and people are saying, well, what can we do at this point?
	It seems like everything is lost, and it's not.
	The election is not over.
	That's why we still have the promo code.
	But you still do have the far left acting as though it's over and already implementing these crazy lockdowns and trying to bar you from celebrating Thanksgiving.
	Here's the thing, you haven't seen this in the media, there have been a lot of acts of civil disobedience and it starts with understanding your rights, it starts with understanding the bounds of the law so that you can understand where your local officials, or in some cases governors, are actually not within the parameters of the law, or certainly people coming in trying to shut down your business When they don't have that authority.
	So let's go through a few acts of civil disobedience, some of my favorites, one of which involves a crazy Polish man.
	Finally, the crazy Polacks got one right.
	This is in Buffalo, New York.
	No one cares.
	Polacks are like, it's true, it's true.
	However, we were the ones who said stop with the Muslim immigration jokes on you.
	We win.
	Um, I don't know if I would say Polish people, and I don't know what the Poles are, but I do know people from Buffalo, New York sound Midwestern, as you will see in this clip.
	Here are some, uh, not only business owners in Buffalo, New York, but there was a meeting of business owners, I think restaurateurs specifically, which is an affected name.
	You own a diner.
	They said some cops came in and were sent in and I think also perhaps a health inspector I'm not sure the role of this yeah this professional Karen in chief they were shutting down trying to shut down this business and they responded again in understanding their rights this to me is one of the most beautiful encapsulations of you knowing your rights and civil disobedience that all of us can and I would encourage to be engaging in.
	You're on private property.
	You need to leave.
	We're asking to build your compassion inside.
	I know you're a taxpayer.
	You know, our tax dollars here into your guys' paychecks.
	But some of these people actually work for their money, and they don't want to lose their livelihood.
	I've lost friends, I've lost family, who've killed themselves.
	I've seen clients die because they've lost their livelihood.
	I'm sorry to hear that.
	I know you are, and I'm asking for you guys to have some compassion for the people that have lost everything.
	We do have compassion for people who have lost everything.
	Okay, well you need to go have compassion out in the parking lot.
	Get out!
	your ass to pass in the parking lot.
	Get a warrant.
	Listen man, this is private property.
	So do your jobs.
	Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
	I love how she reached into her holster and pulled out a cell phone.
	This is a protest guys.
	We do not accept this ban.
	It is a protest.
	This is a lawful protest.
	And no one had to burn down a racetrack Or throw a Molotov cocktail into a buckle store.
	What's she calling Cuomo?
	Hey, they're not listening.
	They're not listening.
	Reaching into the suit jacket and pulling out a notepad.
	Like Hans Bricks from the UN.
	So there you go, they understood.
	No, you don't have the authority to come in here.
	You are on private property.
	Leave.
	They didn't assault anybody.
	They didn't throw bricks.
	They didn't hit anyone in the back of the head with a snare drum.
	Which, although a creative crime, I do not advocate this against the police.
	That makes an interesting sound.
	What is that sound, Gerald?
	I can't reproduce it.
	I was going to say that they asked them, they said, OK, well, what is the violation to the Karen and Chief, as you pointed out?
	and she was like, ah, she was very confused and she was more like,
	did someone start, is there a concert they didn't know about? They didn't get a permit?
	No. You were about to say something. I was going to say that they asked them,
	they said, okay, well, what is the violation to the Karen in Chief, as you pointed out? And she
	said, oh, it's anonymous. And he's like, no, no, get the hell out of here. That's how laws work.
	That's what started this whole... You have the right to face your accuser, correct?
	Well, you do, in certain contexts.
	And here's the thing is, look, if you were a law enforcement officer in this moment, you have a lot of things that you're in a rock and a hard place in, right?
	Which is, you're sworn to uphold the law, whatever the laws may be, but however, you have the ability in the United States to decide whether or not you're going to actually go and enforce something or not.
	The pressure is coming from, who is at the top of every law enforcement food chain in every jurisdiction?
	Politicians.
	It's the politicians who are saying, you go enforce these rules or you'll be out on the street.
	You'll be out on our livelihood.
	So I liked how those business owners spoke to them, and even raising their voice and doing the chanting, that's all great stuff.
	It's communicating, hey, we're trying to do our job.
	And what sucks is officers are caught between a rock and a hard place.
	They're caught between a Cuomo and a constitutional place in a lot of these scenarios.
	You guess which one's the hard place.
	Are we talking about barbell nipples?
	Ah, Cuomo.
	We'll get to Cuomo's Thanksgiving orders, which, by the way, I will not comply.
	I don't know if that means I'm going to be banned, because I'll be making merry!
	And people have said if you make merry at Thanksgiving, you're going to have a much quieter house at Christmas.
	Like, oh, I see an empty crutch by the fire.
	Go screw yourself.
	Listen, we're going to celebrate Thanksgiving, and So here's another example.
	In Huntington Beach, right, there were people protesting California.
	They had the overnight curfew, which is COVID, which I don't understand how a curfew helps COVID exactly.
	I'm not sure.
	The science shows COVID has to sleep too.
	But not for the riots.
	No, not for the riots.
	Well, I mean, maybe it did sleep.
	That's off.
	They take off shifts.
	So here are some people in Huntington Beach in California.
	Look, you're not all spineless serfs protesting the COVID lockdown in Huntington Beach.
	Not only no crimes, those flags didn't even touch the ground accidentally.
	Beautiful.
	That's wonderful.
	Then here's another one.
	Again, we're talking about what can you do?
	Acts of civil disobedience.
	Know your rights.
	If you run a business, you can run your business.
	Understand the authority that people do or don't have to shut it down.
	Understand your right to peaceably assemble and protest, to petition.
	These are your rights right now.
	I know a lot of people want to say that you don't have these rights.
	They didn't go away, and they're not only afforded to members of the Black Lives Matter Antifa black bloc group, just to be clear.
	As a matter of fact, it even applies to Polish-Americans with eyes that look like upside-down quarter moons.
	Here's a Polish-American who was comparing the lockdowns to Eastern Europe.
	I love this guy.
	Look at his eyes!
	Now we focus on the United States of America, which we witnessed first hand.
	All this voter fraud that's going on with the election, they want to take it over by
	fraud.
	By the fraud!
	By the fraud!
	First hand how the communism and socialism work.
	It's a beautiful idea, but it's actually an inhumane system.
	Yeah.
	I would tend to agree.
	People say religion is the cause of all wars.
	I don't know if you're counting religious atheism, if you're counting Marxism, but people who live under communist rule understand that.
	And here's another one too.
	This is something people miss.
	They think it's just in the United States.
	This is worldwide.
	The difference is the United States is the only place where you have a voice left.
	So that in and of itself is very important as it relates to civil disobedience.
	In Europe, places like the BBC, where people say, I get my news from unbiased sources like the BBC.
	You mean funded by the British government?
	In Canada, CBC.
	You mean nationally funded news?
	You don't need to go to Venezuela to find it.
	And so people who are protesting, right, in a lot of these European nations, they're just not allowed to have a voice.
	So you don't see it.
	And of course, I constantly get these violations on Twitter in accordance with German law.
	Well, the last one we got was Japan.
	Japan was very upset with one of your posts.
	Really?
	Go back to stealing hip-hop and skateboarding.
	Japanese culture, if you were the only other culture that has skateboarding, hip-hop, and baseball, you're America-lite.
	You just don't have guns, and that's because you wouldn't know how to use them.
	But what about the tentacle porn?
	Gerald tells me about the tentacle porn.
	Let it never be said that they did not contribute to modern American society.
	We get it!
	We have freedom.
	We have the First Amendment.
	We have the Second Amendment.
	You have used panty machines.
	Ho ho!
	Good for us!
	Very good win!
	Innovators.
	A godless society.
	There are people whose job in Japan is to push you in the subway.
	Did you know that?
	Really?
	Yeah, like subway packers.
	They're so full, they're like, get in there!
	Get the fat ass in the subway!
	And you think those people are not petitioning because now they're keeping people, like, eight people per subway?
	Like, do you think people still want us to push them?
	We don't need to pack it up, but we still want a comfortable push.
	Look, we're worried about restaurateurs, hairdressers in America, but what about the Japanese subway pusher economy?
	They need jobs.
	Those jobs, you can't do anything else with those except go to prison.
	Maybe they can push each other onto the third rail.
	Oh.
	Oh, okay, let's see, we do the role play.
	So, um, we don't know this happens across the globe.
	Berlin still can't get it right.
	Here's an anti-lockdown protest in Berlin, and then as the camera pans, you'll see how they still treat their people in Germany.
	Oh, look, protest.
	Peace, peaceful.
	Okay.
	Doesn't look like they're burning anything.
	And the fire hoses.
	No, no, that's vodka.
	And the firehouses!
	Are we going to send the German Shepherds?
	We saw it in this case as a lack of irony.
	Perhaps we send Rottweilers?
	Maybe that would be, you know, like a flip, like a spy versus spy kind of violation of rights?
	Berlin, you still don't get it right.
	I'm keeping my eye on you!
	I thought we stopped using water cannons in the 70s.
	Bad optics.
	No, they didn't in the place that likes to talk down to America while they have brownouts horribly skyrocketing energy costs and they still fire hose their protesters.
	I do want to say that every other article I read on any kind of left-leaning site, you know, we talk about how we read a lot of what the other side is saying, is they just selectively taking European countries and just being, and browbeating the shit out of Americans over it, being like, look, Angela Merkel, she gave everything to everyone and all of their dreams came true, and then the next day they're like, Germans are the worst, and they have Nazis in their government, and then the next day they're like, they crushed COVID, and then the next day, oh, they didn't do so good.
	They crushed COVID, how?
	Fire hoses!
	It's amazing the pressure you can get when you remove the eco-nozzle.
	You take off the little rubber gaskets, you can really do some harm to people just trying to eat some pie at the diner.
	You know, COVID doesn't thrive in dead bodies.
	It really doesn't, that's true.
	Unless you're swimming in them because they've been fire hosed with a mass shallow grave.
	Germany, I'm sorry, I don't care.
	I don't care what Germany has to say.
	And this is something else that was interesting.
	People have often, we've talked about Sweden, and this is something that I will tell you I didn't even refute because I didn't think to do the research just because I didn't know it was so consequential.
	We talked about Sweden had no lockdowns at all.
	There's an actual measure.
	It's kind of like the Economic Freedom Index.
	I don't know the name of it.
	Someone can tell me.
	You can tell me in chat.
	But they have an index that shows how free societies have been versus how stringent the lockdowns have been.
	And Sweden is very free.
	And so you have a lot of these people on the left who go, yeah, but Sweden didn't do nearly as well as their neighbors in Finland and Norway, right?
	Now, we know that Sweden is not as bad as Italy and Spain.
	Sweden's better than some, worse than some, but they haven't seen the crippling effects to their economy.
	So I always thought, well, it doesn't really matter because Belgium, Norway, it just seems like there's no rhyme.
	Well, here's the thing.
	If you actually look at Norway and Finland, they had less restrictions than Sweden.
	That's why.
	So this thing, Sweden, they had a laissez-faire attitude, but they're worse off than their neighbors who have an even more laissez-faire attitude.
	They didn't even have a mask mandate!
	And Finland, they just got, you know what, Finland, they should just take the win.
	The terrorists showed up, saw how boring it was, and left.
	They're like, this is cold.
	We don't really want this place.
	We're looking for something to bomb, but also to pass the time.
	Yeah, exactly.
	What I love about this protest, though, is that people in Germany seem to have bigger balls than people in America right now protesting things that are against their beliefs.
	Well, some people in the United States.
	I know.
	I'm not saying overall.
	I'm just saying that's a huge protest.
	Yeah.
	That's massive for them.
	They don't even have that right to begin with.
	You need to understand too, when I get violations on Twitter, I get violations of German law, violations of Islamic law, violations in Pakistan, but these are countries where my account would probably be removed if I were based in their country because I would be subject to those laws.
	A lot of Americans don't understand this, and I was raised in Canada, if freedom of speech goes here, It goes everywhere.
	That's why the Hong Kong protesters were singing the American National Anthem.
	You may not like it.
	You may not like how people exercise their civil disobedience or their free speech rights here, but you need to understand that is uniquely American.
	It does not exist anywhere else.
	You don't get fire-hosed down simply for assembling.
	Now, I know some people will say that Donald Trump beanbagged some folks, but that's because the steeple was on fire!
	Different strokes.
	Here's one that was in Michigan, another civil protest.
	It was Operation Gridlock in opposition to some of the lockdowns from Governor Whitmer.
	This is another creative way.
	Anyway, here you go.
	Whoa.
	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
	Buh-bye!
	That being said, gridlock in Lansing is inconsequential.
	It's like, I didn't really want to go anyway.
	It's like an adult snow day.
	You mean I can't go to work in Lansing?
	I guess I'm calling in!
	Bus!
	Alright, let's get cars!
	There's two inches of snow!
	It's very curative.
	And then here's another one.
	Do we have this one?
	Do we have clip 1E?
	I do.
	This is another example, and it's crazy that these people are the rebels.
	This is a... well, these people are Jewish.
	Or, as they're known, if they're practicing Jews on Twitter, not welcome.
	This is a secret Jewish wedding with thousands of maskless people.
	It's wonderful.
	What is happening?
	Hey Cuomo, you better come out and stop him!
	And finally, here's another example, and I'll be doing an Ash Wednesday tomorrow with Pastor Mark Driscoll, so a long-form interview.
	Their church is never closed down in Phoenix.
	It's kind of surprising, isn't it, that we're now at this phase of rebellion?
	Yeah.
	It is.
	The Jewish community got attacked.
	Was that in New York, that last clip?
	I don't know.
	Do you know where that was?
	Can we have Reg confirm?
	I believe it was in New York.
	Oh my gosh.
	I don't know where you find that many orthodox Jews in those hats in one clothed area in the United States.
	South Dakota.
	Dancing in unison.
	That was South Dakota.
	Provo, Utah, I hear.
	Inside.
	Inside Mount Rushmore.
	Provo, Utah.
	They're showing up to the Mormon temple.
	They changed the decor!
	I don't like change!
	At least according to Rashida Tlaib, right?
	She's the one who's saying, you know, the Jews are everywhere.
	Yeah, that's true.
	She looks under her bed, she sees Jews.
	That's true.
	It's just a dust bunny!
	Stop, Rashida!
	Don't you know it's wrong to hate?
	Rashida had a bad dream.
	She aged?
	Is she George of the Jungle?
	No, she's a little kid.
	You said nothing all day, and that's the one... Hey, everybody.
	Your face, Audio Wade's face, by the way, he had his facial surgery, so smiling is difficult.
	It's a chore.
	I thought it would be an improvement, it's not.
	Go back, I'm sorry.
	Oh look, look, look, CNN.
	Biden's string of cabinet picks set stage for new era.
	The thing about the new era, it's exactly like the same era from four years ago.
	Yeah, that sucked.
	Why are we going back to terrible people doing a bad job again?
	King Henry XVIII will usher in a new era!
	I love how John Kerry's now in charge of climate change.
	I thought he was dead.
	I did too!
	Maybe not in body form, but in career form.
	I thought everyone was just like, nah, not this guy.
	I thought he was in politician celebrity rehab.
	I really didn't know that he was still around.
	That just shows you... I mean, listen, you guys can say what you want.
	You can talk about how Donald Trump had people who were unqualified, didn't have experience, but it was certainly a shake-up.
	I wouldn't say that you're breaking new ground by installing John Kerry.
	It's a new era, Stephen.
	Climate change czar.
	Next thing you know, they're gonna hire John Edwards to set up the Ring doorbell while he cheats on his wife with pregnant women.
	It's a party of absolute, just degeneracy.
	Okay.
	Contrasting the degeneracy of the left and the new era of Biden, John MacArthur, he has a church in Los Angeles and he continued to meet despite the bans, of course, on churches.
	Here's actually how he, and I know people think that old, polite white guys can't be rebels.
	Sure.
	But this clip is proof positive that you need to check your biases.
	Good morning, everyone.
	I'm so happy to welcome you to the Grace Community Church peaceful protest.
	The battle, it might as well be that picture of Johnny Cash just hanging out there.
	That's a man who thought about that joke all night.
	Perfect delivery.
	And he just couldn't help it.
	He starts crowd surfing.
	Praise the Lord and pass the ghost, screw yourselves.
	Unconstitutional government.
	Oh man.
	That's pretty unscriptural.
	I love seeing that coming out of California.
	Screw Newsom.
	Yeah, Los Angeles.
	The guy that's gonna go out and do whatever he wants and then preach to you.
	$650 a plate at French Laundry.
	No, no, it's okay.
	He's just like you.
	They held the service at French Laundry.
	That's true.
	See, he needs to practice when he preaches.
	Well, he was also maskless, I think.
	We had half oyster on the raw quail egg.
	Can you just get, like, listen, I like food, but do you have to be such an affected prick?
	Can you go to a place that's expensive and good and people understand what's on the menu?
	Nothing bothers me more than when you go and they go, oh, yeah, and everyone pretends like they know, like, oh, yes, I always eat the oyster shell on the half quail egg, of course.
	No one has had it ever.
	There's an aioli in there somewhere.
	There's even, your sous chef is just going, You see the guys in the back are like, let's just see how ridiculous we can be.
	Oh, they could, for sure.
	Jello on top of a wafer?
	Delicious.
	What is that?
	That is porpoise penis.
	That is porpoise penis that is lightly simmered in a morel truffle sauce.
	You just made this up, didn't you?
	It's disgusting.
	Also fun to say.
	Porpoise penis, porpoise penis, porpoise penis.
	Very tender.
	What else do you have?
	This is the appetizer, right?
	It's a three-course meal.
	What are the other... All porpoise penis.
	Ah!
	We were COVID restrictions.
	It's very hard to get anything other than porpoise penis.
	Porpoise penis gumbo.
	Porpoise penis souffle.
	COVID interrupted a lot of supply lines.
	It really did.
	Fried porpoise penis.
	It's taken a large toll on the porpoise community.
	They are penisless people now.
	is gonna be all over this. We're gonna be reporting this in every country.
	Oh my gosh, the porpoise penis in every country.
	There'll be one really too crazy of a fan from Mug Club who's gonna show up like,
	I got one!
	I tried it, it's not bad. Simon, I have a porpoise penis!
	There's gonna be one in my office, I guarantee you, before like, when I go tomorrow, there'll be one.
	We also have the full pig roast, if that, oh well that sounds good,
	roasted on a spit, yeah, and a nice porpoise penis placed in the middle.
	Of course.
	No apples, huh?
	There is no getting away from the porpoise penis at this restaurant, sir.
	Might I suggest you go to a place that's more your speed?
	Do you mean any place that isn't porpoise penis?
	That's correct.
	That is correct, yes.
	And here's the thing, too.
	Hey, hey, coppers.
	You guys can join in, too.
	I'm glad that my half-Asian lawyer likes this.
	You guys can join in, too, police officer.
	Because, you know what?
	It means, like, hey, we went to bat for you when people were targeting you, police officers.
	And so, you know what?
	We went to bat for you when you were actually trying to do your job and people were treating you like crap.
	And now it's time to have the back of the people who've supported you.
	And I want to be clear.
	Not all police officers are that way.
	When you have some police officers coming in and they are willing to enforce orders that they know are a violation of people's rights, that's where you need to know your rights, where you say, hey, you need a warrant.
	However, I would like to see, and we've seen a lot of this, the spirit of police officers, as you'll see in some of these segments.
	So, for example, in Virginia, they passed an unconstitutional gun law.
	Yeah.
	And this is actually the Virginia Attorney General, Mark Herring.
	He said, when Virginia passes these gun safety laws, they will be followed, they will be enforced, and talked about threatening officers who do not enforce.
	This is basically, by the way, a ban on a lot of weapons where you would have to... I don't even know if they do a buyback.
	Are you going to toss me a few?
	Nope, we're taking it!
	You have that authority?
	Not really!
	But who cares about that anymore?
	Because Jeff Bezos has my back!
	They're saying we're going to punish officers who do not enforce this unconstitutional gun law, and here are police officers saying, uh, no.
	If the bills go through as proposed, they will not be enforced.
	They're unconstitutional.
	We swore to uphold the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of Virginia, and that's what we'll do.
	There you go.
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	Boom!
	Him and the Mall Santas Association of America.
	You know what this is a really, just bear with me on this comic book reference.
	Garrett will get it initially.
	You remember how in like all the Batman movies there and then the comic books and everything they're always like yeah we got a that guy over there on the Batman file and it's like the stupidest guy who's like the Helen Keller of detectives.
	He can't figure anything out.
	She wasn't stupid, she was blind and deaf.
	I've read her quotes.
	And her handler was scrubbing down, oh yes she says look before you leap.
	Helen Keller said that?
	And they're like, oh man, we can't catch the Batman.
	Too bad, we can't enforce these anti-vigilante rules.
	I mean look, here's the reality.
	If you're an officer who disobeys and you're told by a Northam or someone else, we will punish you.
	The only punishment is we will fire you.
	You will be out on the street.
	And that's a reality for what these officers are.
	So whenever we're confronted with an officer who's saying like, look man, Okay, I'm just going to look over here and you walk away, but I'm going to report that it happened.
	That's them making sure that they can put food on the table, which is why we have to focus our ire not just on pushing back with officers and telling them, hey, be on our side, but then remembering that the person who is pushing them to do that, the person pushing them to the end of the plank, into this situation, are the politicians who were allowed into office.
	So it's just remembering what the problem is.
	That's why we have to get back to the Constitution.
	That's why you also need to understand what your rights are.
	The Constitution tells you rich rights cannot be violated, and that's why I don't believe that I need a permit.
	It's the Second Amendment.
	Now that's a law that people obviously infringe upon in different states, but it shall not be infringed, period.
	And I know you can get the idea of concealed carry.
	However, you do have the right to have Thanksgiving dinner in your own home.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't care what a governor says.
	That's my God-given right.
	And so, if a police officer comes in and breaks it up, as we've seen, because you're Hasidic Jews, and they say you can't be more than 10, well, first off, good luck finding any home in New York and Queens with Hasidic Jews that has less than 10 people.
	Second, you don't have the right to do that.
	So listen, hey, Jews with the curly sideburns, I don't know many of you, but we got your back.
	You have the right.
	Absolutely.
	And in this case, this isn't just like one or two people doing this.
	73 counties so far have set up this kind of sanctuary county where they're saying, look, if these laws pass, they're unconstitutional.
	We're not going to enforce them.
	Not one or two, 73 counties in Virginia.
	I love it.
	I love seeing that.
	Yeah.
	They're just saying, no, we're not going to do it.
	Yeah.
	We're not going to go... Remember when people said, they said, hey, they're coming for your guns, and we're not coming for your guns.
	Then we pointed to Heller vs.
	D.C., where actually the dissenting opinion said you have no right to own a firearm whatsoever.
	Not some kind of scary assault weapon, which you don't even know what that means necessarily, but even this, just an old-fashioned wheel gun.
	No, there are some people, they believe in the Heller vs. D.C.
	dissenting opinions, I don't have a right to have a firearm, period.
	Even here, carrying around in my own property, in my own home.
	And then people said, they're going to come for you.
	And people said, no, why are you fear-mongering?
	Now you actually have secretaries, you have governors saying, go to the homes and take those guns.
	And you have someone who could be President of the United States, Joe Biden, who said that he'll make Beto O'Rourke his gun czar, who said, hell yes, it'll be a mandatory buyback.
	Which, by the way, okay, I will comply.
	I will sell back any firearms that I have personally purchased from the federal government.
	I will sell them back to you.
	I hope you've kept a receipt.
	Right.
	And by the way, the good news is that we know Democrats support us in not enforcing these laws.
	And you know how we know that is because they set up sanctuary cities not to enforce immigration laws.
	And they also said that stuff that was federally illegal was totally fine in their state.
	They're totally on board with this.
	So we should just do this across the country.
	So there you go.
	If you have a legally owned firearm that all of a sudden became illegal because of a tyrannical governor, what you just do is take your pile and toss it into the closet of an illegal immigrant.
	Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
	Sanctuary City.
	Sanctuary Closet.
	Yeah, there we go.
	If you don't put it in a Sanctuary City, then you're just going, why'd you put all these guns in Jorge's closet?
	He doesn't have use for these many firearms.
	He's 12.
	What are you doing?
	You're not ice.
	No?
	Okay.
	I appreciate it.
	And moving on to with this unconstitutional orders, Thanksgiving.
	Yeah.
	This is something where a lot of people are afraid.
	Listen, and I know that we have a lot of people here who don't want to get COVID, and so you're not doing Thanksgiving.
	That's your right.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That is absolutely right.
	But we've moved from public places to private homes.
	We've moved.
	Think of how the goalposts have moved.
	Two weeks, public places.
	I don't know when they first said two weeks if they were actually saying the mask at that point.
	No, when they first started the two weeks they said don't wear masks, they do more harm than good.
	That's what Fauci said.
	But they said two weeks, social distancing, flatten the curve.
	Right.
	And then that extended to several months.
	And now we have a tally that they keep on CNN like a never-ending ticker with two Flu seasons, right?
	Two flu seasons, that includes any and all deaths with people who die with COVID, and now we've moved the goalpost from, okay, we went two weeks, public places, and we went, okay, two weeks, now we're shutting down businesses for months, and now we're saying, actually, you cannot, in some of these states, we're going to enforce that you cannot celebrate Thanksgiving in your own home, even if you wear masks, which, by the way, we said didn't work in the largest study we have on masks, homemade cotton masks from Denmark show that they don't work.
	Not saying surgical masks don't work in a medical context.
	Right.
	But the kind of masks that you have that you got off of some Facebook ad that doesn't actually have any kind of a filtration system, you're probably breathing in asbestos.
	You know, this one pisses me off the most.
	I know you're going to give us some details, but this, this, if you want to tell me, this isn't a great idea for you guys to get together, but do what you want to do because you're a free American citizen.
	I think it's a fantastic idea.
	That's fantastic.
	If you lock this down, I swear to you, if I lived in a state that did this, I would be in prison right now.
	You have no authority to tell me who can come to my house and hang out.
	Hold on a second.
	By the way, hit the notification bell.
	I want you to hit the notification bell if you're subscribed.
	We do it.
	We didn't do it yesterday, obviously, but weekdays at 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	I appreciate the whole you sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
	Why would you be in prison, Gerald?
	Because I would violate the order and I would publicize it.
	Oh, okay.
	I would absolutely put two middle fingers up to Gavin Newsom if I lived in California with a picture of me and as many people as I could squeeze into whatever freaking small house that I had that cost a million dollars in Los Angeles.
	You know what makes Gerald really tough right now?
	It's his Nautica pajamas.
	You know, if he was wearing anything else, I wouldn't believe him.
	I'll put a biker jacket on next time.
	I'm going to protest the cops in his madras shorts.
	Gerald, you raise a really good point, which is the civil disobedience in any of these types of protests, whether it's the over curfew or whatever these rules are, they naturally involve a decision That a law is unconstitutional or immoral.
	So we are acknowledging that there's kind of dissonant ideas there that, you know, typically conservatives are the pro-law and order, except when those laws and that enforced order are unconstitutional and they violate fundamental principles.
	So the idea of saying, hey, we're going to stay out past the curfew because it's unconstitutional, we're acknowledging that you might be breaking the law, the law as it's stated, but for the purpose of showing not only that you won't be Misled by a tyrannical government or follow it, but also setting up the stage to challenge that within the legal system.
	It's just like when you saw Shelly Luther, it's when you see other folks who are saying, we're not going to do it and they take it to the next level.
	That's when you get the kind of opinions like a Heller versus DC, where again, only by one vote.
	Remember Ted Cruz's book talking about that, right?
	Not Helen Keller.
	She says that a wise man saves for the winter.
	I felt it in her tonsils.
	She's never going to catch Batman or the sheriffs that decide that they're not going to follow these rules.
	So this happened in New York.
	Sheriffs, so we just saw that in Virginia where they said we're not going to enforce the Santa Mall Association of America.
	In New York some sheriffs said hey we're not going to be going house to house enforcing Governor Cuomo's Thanksgiving rules.
	Which by the way his suggestions are go house to house and break it up.
	Good luck doing that with the sharks in West Side Story.
	Do we not remember?
	I thought it was just a couple of weeks ago that we heard the left say to fund the police, but now I feel like, you know, we really need to extra fund the police so that they have the ability to go catch all these mass breakers.
	It's not the police's job to save businesses from Molotov cocktails, but it is their job to make sure that a guy in a short hat with sideburn curls doesn't see his sister.
	Yeah.
	So you can't have extended family over, but you can protest and riot.
	When are people going to get... When we talk about anti-Semitism, how about the laws of New York?
	Welcome to New York, where we don't like Jews.
	They just are not welcome.
	He's been doing it all COVID.
	All COVID.
	All summer.
	It's been specifically targeting the Orthodox Jewish communities.
	Yeah.
	Like literally walking past other protests for George Floyd or BLM.
	To get to the Jewish protests.
	To literally go to the Jewish protests and be like, you guys are going to go to the jail.
	Maddie Wagon Time.
	The jail.
	Hold on a second.
	I have to walk past Spanish Harlem here.
	What are a few garbage fires but canters, I'm coming for you.
	So the sheriff said they're not going to enforce it and here's Governor Cuomo speaking of constitutional.
	Apparently he's a little murky on the rule book.
	I think the lead in his barbell nipples have gone to his head.
	Saying that they are not real officers of the law.
	I believe that a law enforcement officer violates his or her constitutional duty.
	I don't consider them a law enforcement officer.
	Because you don't have the right to pick laws that you think you will enforce and you don't enforce laws that you don't agree with.
	Right?
	That's not a law enforcement officer.
	See, that's what psychologists call projecting.
	You don't simply enforce laws because you want those laws, like telling people they can't celebrate Thanksgiving, and not enforce laws because you don't agree with them, like stopping ARSON!
	Yeah.
	And by the way, I think he's wrong, Bill.
	Piece of shit.
	You do have the right as a police officer not to enforce an illegal law, an unconstitutional law, right?
	There may be some ramifications initially.
	Of course there's gonna be some ramifications, yeah.
	But you have a right to do that!
	Depends how you're using the word right.
	I mean, would you be able to go in and say, I should not have been fired because this thing I did was wrong?
	Maybe.
	But in a lot of at-will states, you can get fired for no reason at all.
	Of course.
	Which is not New York.
	Right, not New York.
	But in a lot of different jurisdictions, you may end up having to suffer for this, which is why we need to back the blue regardless, especially for the ones that may engage in civil disobedience.
	little bit. We have a little bit low. You may hit the bar and use the leverage. You get fired for doing that?
	You get fired? Come come talk to me. Yeah, I don't know. I won't back. I won't back the blue if they go in house to
	house to separate.
	No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna have a problem with the blue. I'm gonna have a problem with you because you're not
	true blue. I'm just I'm just, you know, yeah, my individual officers.
	Not overall.
	I think we're getting too far off the beam, because it starts with, does Governor Cuomo have the authority to let arson continue, and deaths, and assaults, by the way, also on his officers, and then have the authority to break up Orthodox Jews celebrating a holiday?
	Nope.
	By his own logic he doesn't.
	No, by his own logic he does not!
	By his own logic, the fact that he has let these things continue to happen all summer under the guise of progressive wokeness he is not the chief law enforcement officer.
	There's never been more exemplary governors as it relates to elitism.
	You know we always talk, we used to have this sometimes with Sarah Palin,
	those are East, those are New York and LA Democrats, we're all flyers.
	No listen, you have all different kinds of people in the United States,
	but there is this view of the coastal elites, and think about it for a second.
	You have Cuomo, whose brother has his own television program, which he does not warrant at all, by the way.
	The only person less qualified is totally straight Brian Stelter, who doesn't want to pay Newton's money to Nick Sandman.
	So you have a governor in New York whose brother has a show, he had COVID, and he was out and about Roughing up guys on their fat tire bicycle, and no consequences at all.
	And then you have Governor Newsom.
	We go all the way to East Coast, West Coast.
	It's not a hip-hop battle.
	It's an affected, white, elitist, prick battle.
	Well, then they're saying, we're spending $685 a plate at the French laundry restaurant while we shut everybody else down.
	You couldn't create more out-of-touch, disingenuous, inconsistent, elitist characters in a film.
	No.
	You wouldn't buy it if the script gave you, like, nah, nobody's gonna believe it.
	Like, come on, this guy's... That's a reach.
	This guy's actually going to try and send cops in to break up Jews celebrating Purim?
	No.
	And then he lets his brother push a guy over on a bicycle?
	Alright, look, put this through rewrites, bring me something Americans can buy.
	Could you imagine if we had said, like, imagine there had been some, you know, parody about Gavin Newsom going to French Laundry or some other expensive restaurant and sitting around.
	People would, you know, that tweet would have been flagged, it would have been false news, it would have been defamation, and then, oh, it's true.
	It's true.
	We're disappointed.
	Yeah, but we're not surprised.
	And I do want to know, are you celebrating Thanksgiving to people out there?
	That's another question they have.
	Who out there is actually celebrating Thanksgiving?
	If you are, hit like right now as you watch.
	All the many, many people who are watching, just hit like right now if you are going to celebrate Thanksgiving.
	Because as for me and my house, we'll flip the bird.
	Here's Governor Whitmer, how the Gretsch stole Christmas.
	But she already took Labor Day on July 4th and Thanksgiving.
	Probably she just took Labor Day because she didn't want traffic because she had to lower her boat.
	So here she is begging with her non-binary signer, who's still on hire.
	And by the way, non-binary Michigan signer, your roots are growing out, sweetheart.
	We can see.
	Begging people not to celebrate.
	This is Governor Whitmer saying, don't celebrate with anyone outside of your household.
	I want to talk about Thanksgiving, which is next week.
	If you are considering spending Thanksgiving with people outside of your household, I urge you to reconsider.
	Urge in one hand!
	Why didn't the signer have a mask?
	That's true.
	I'm so confused.
	To say about that story, I didn't finish it in Quick Trip, where I told the guy, I said, ah, ballsy move, not wearing a mask.
	And he was like, man, it's true.
	He started yelling at me.
	So I took off my mask to try and signify the solidarity with him.
	And the guy working the desk told me to put a mask on, but said nothing to the angry black guy.
	He was a white guy, by the way.
	He was like, sir, can you put a mask on?
	And I said, uh, I'm about to leave.
	He's like, okay, fair enough.
	And then the black guy was buying lottery tickets.
	So he was clearly at the counter.
	He arrived before me and was leaving after.
	Not a word.
	You know, there's a lot of, we've heard anecdotally about how a lot of businesses are really worried because they're getting cited for having people in their stores without masks, even if they don't Right.
	But they worry that officers or enforcement officers are coming in and then they see people without masks and they get written up for it.
	And it's like, if you're a business owner right now just trying to scrape by in a freaking pandemic, you are afraid of your own customers.
	Right.
	That's why in Austin I just found all the businesses that had Black Lives Matter sign and I just would loiter until a cop found me without a mask.
	I don't know.
	He didn't tell me nothing.
	I think you might need to make this one sting.
	What's it, about two grand?
	Yeah.
	Make an example of them.
	Sorry, Nature Bee Cafe.
	Here's another one.
	Our favorite Geppetto in chief.
	He's got no strings to hold him down.
	He's a prick.
	Fauci.
	Again, telling people comply.
	Only celebrate with people in your immediate household.
	The answer is you've got to use some common sense in the situation that you're in.
	And I think when most people are asking, You're in the home.
	The safest thing you can do is to confine the activities in your own home with the immediate occupants of that home.
	No.
	Is that your response?
	Give me something, Gerald, because I need to take a drink here.
	I was just going to say that it's acting as if safety is the only thing that you only factor in your life.
	Right.
	There's safety and there's joy, there's Thanksgiving, there's happiness.
	Well, you've got to do other stuff.
	Yeah, you have to be able to live your life, right?
	I don't know if you guys remember, but Clemson and Notre Dame played.
	Notre Dame beat them.
	The fans rushed the field.
	Everybody was like, I can't believe it.
	These people are right next to each other.
	They're yelling, they're cheering.
	There was hundreds and hundreds of them.
	They have had no COVID cases from that.
	None.
	So you're telling me that that can happen, but not 10 people in a house?
	Just to be clear, no one here is saying that COVID doesn't exist.
	There's none of that.
	Now, let me tell you a story.
	I was driving through because there's only one place that you guys know that's open at 4.30 or 5 a.m.
	to get coffee.
	I didn't want to wake up my wife right now and the dogs by using our own coffee machine.
	So, I went and I was getting coffee and the person there at the drive-thru, young girl, maybe 18, maybe 19, hands it to me.
	She's wearing surgical gloves, two masks, and a welding mask.
	And here's the thing.
	I said to her, and we'll revisit this later while we're talking about social media and people in their own echo chamber, she had no idea.
	We say, follow the science.
	OK, follow the science.
	What are the chances of she looked to be fit, slim, 19, 20 years old?
	What are the chances of her dying from COVID?
	And I said, do you realize that your chances of dying from COVID statistically, scientifically, are negligible, almost statistically nil?
	She goes, no, I didn't know.
	What does that mean?
	I said, it means that it's so infinitesimal that it cannot actually be quantified.
	It's basically zero.
	She said, Oh, I thought, and this is what she said, oh, I thought it was way more than that.
	No.
	Yeah, because anything would be more.
	If you're interested in how much more than that you think it would be, yes, you're wrong.
	Any answer.
	Pick an answer.
	Any answer.
	One.
	I thought it would be more than zero.
	Other than an absence of a number, you're wrong.
	But we're the party of anti-science!
	And by the way, it doesn't help to wear two masks and surgical gloves unless you're changing- that's why surgeons take off their gloves!
	I was about to say, yeah, exactly.
	Unless you're changing them every time you hand a cup of coffee to somebody, it's stupid and pointless.
	Take it from Gerald, you Subway sandwich artists.
	Were you at Subway?
	No, I wasn't at Subway.
	Why would you drink coffee at Subway?
	Why would you be at Subway?
	I like to get my Keurig out of the home.
	Steven Browder loves Subway.
	It's not even curing, it's just mop water.
	Heated.
	This man wants coffee.
	Okay, I'll order you in a second.
	Is that just old coffee filters from remaining coffee shops?
	It's cost effective.
	No, it's art.
	You know, and here's the one thing I would say about some of the progressive policies, they completely ignore the people that they arguably are trying to protect.
	You have a lot of folks who are, because of their own situation, whether they're older, they're immunocompromised, whatever it may be, they still have to pay their bills.
	Right.
	They still have to live their lives and do what they need to do.
	Setting aside the fact that we can do Thanksgiving, which is excellent for us.
	We're all healthy, young, whatever it may be.
	Not Gerald, but like the rest of us, right?
	I appreciate that.
	I have not had young people come over for Thanksgiving, and you know what they said?
	They said, I don't care.
	I want to celebrate.
	Look, if not Thanksgiving and Christmas, put it this way.
	When people say, what's most important?
	People say, your health.
	Now, I get it.
	Your health, but I don't know.
	Like, when we say your health, it means something severe.
	Okay, so your health.
	But doesn't mean that it negates everything else on the list.
	It's not all negated by which is the case for most people with COVID.
	I think I've lost slightly my sense of taste.
	I have relatives who said, hey, if not Thanksgiving, if not Christmas, with my children, with my grandchildren, what?
	What is worth the .1% risk?
	This is it.
	This is the most joyous time.
	All of my best memories in my life are with family at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
	You're going to sacrifice that for...
	Yeah, exactly.
	And by the way, health is not the most important thing.
	Otherwise, we would all live in a bubble.
	We don't.
	Living life is the most important thing for us to do.
	Faith, family, freedom.
	Yeah.
	Freedom is more important.
	Family, to me, is more important.
	Faith is more important.
	And health is very important.
	Again, then that's on a sliding scale.
	AIDS?
	Pretty bad, unless you're Magic Johnson.
	Seasonal flu?
	Worse for you than COVID if you're young.
	Not as bad if you're older.
	No one talks about that either, by the way.
	They have this death toll right now on CNN.
	257,000, right?
	That includes only 6% of those numbers are people who just had COVID.
	Now, I'm not saying you can say that only 6% of the deaths are from COVID, but I'm saying that number is misleading because people who've shot themselves in the face with a shotgun are listed in there.
	As well as people who were driving drunk on a motorcycle.
	And that's from two seasons.
	We had a winter before, and now we're going into another winter, and we're just putting... You don't do that with any other seasonal flu.
	Any other seasonal... It doesn't happen.
	It's only right now.
	Okay.
	Here's another one, too, by the way.
	We're talking about Thanksgiving, which I will celebrate.
	You let me know if you will.
	Oregon Governor Kate Brown... First, I thought it was Kate Spade, and then I realized she killed herself.
	No, she's not there.
	Different one.
	My wife tricked me with that, where she's like, I need a new purse.
	I said, we have a very expensive purse.
	She goes, I can't look at it, because Kate Spade killed herself.
	How does that affect your purse?
	So then I had to buy her another purse.
	Does the purse have a picture of Kate Spade killing herself?
	It has the K on it.
	And then she went and she bought a Kate Spade, whatever the female equivalent is, to a wallet.
	I'm like, what?
	You said you couldn't because she killed herself.
	She's like, well, it's the knot with a wallet.
	Now it's to honor her.
	Come on.
	So gullible, Steven.
	Steven, you got tricked.
	I know.
	You really did.
	You got played.
	You got tricked.
	Women are sneaky.
	I had to buy this because I'm sad.
	Yeah, I had to buy it because I'm sad.
	You had to buy this because I'm sad.
	And I went to Costco, and they sell purses at Costco, like those purses.
	My wife said something about Kate Spade, and right away she goes, yeah, she done herself in.
	Sad.
	That's what she said, and I was like, wow, Merry Christmas!
	Way to help me buy something.
	So Kate Brown, the Oregon governor, encouraged people to call the police on those who violate lockdown orders for Thanksgiving.
	Violators could face 30 days in jail or over $1,200 in fines or both.
	Hey, maybe this is what turns more black people Republican than anything else.
	A snitching policy!
	What happened to that Karen ad?
	In a state that was literally the hotbed of, do not snitch on rioters.
	Do not snitch on rioters.
	Praise them.
	Praise them.
	Just take your raping.
	We recommend that you get an inflatable donut because sitting is going to hurt for a while, but you're doing it for the greater good.
	Please do snitch on Poppy and Grandma as they put a turkey in the oven.
	Let's make sure that we shut that down.
	By the way, keep in mind, this is a state that just legalized black tar heroin.
	So, banging 10 gram rocks.
	Fine.
	Charlie Sheen will be welcomed with open arms while Paula Deen gets her head on a spike.
	Priorities.
	Look, if between the sweet potato casserole and the turkey you smash a window or buy some drugs, it's fine.
	You gotta break it up.
	You can't just be there to celebrate.
	You gotta be there for a drink.
	drug deal. So here's what you do if you want to get listen okay to the most
	disenfranchised minorities in the United States we've heard about and most
	disproportionately affected by these by these disease diseases and these protests
	here's what you do here's how you get yours you go in you smash a window you
	take your stuff okay take everything that you want the cops aren't gonna do
	anything then you turn over you give the cops the info and you point to the guy
	who's making Thanksgiving dinner and you get yourself a nice little reward
	Congratulations, you are both a felon and a bounty hunter!
	You just fooled Uncle Sam!
	Tax dollars at work!
	Sorry about the sickle cell.
	It's not our fault.
	I just assume everything's my fault as a white person.
	It's my fault.
	We didn't do it to anybody.
	We always hear about this, right?
	Oh, it affects the most disenchanted among us, the minorities.
	You know what?
	You know what, actually?
	Black Americans, or you can take any black Americans, Hispanic Americans, Especially Hispanic Americans, have you seen how many cars there are in the driveway and on both sides of the street in an area that is predominantly Latino?
	In the backyard.
	For crying out loud.
	There's no homeowner's association to say you can't open an office in your garage.
	It's not an office, it's a bunk bed.
	Okay!
	That's fine.
	They have big families.
	They come from cultures that we're supposed to be celebrating as part of the American Melting Pot.
	Black Americans.
	Big families who celebrate.
	People talk about soul cooking.
	Love it.
	I want them to be able to celebrate their holidays.
	Same thing with Mexican-American immigrants.
	Those who are here legally, mind you.
	Of course.
	My friend Smooth Manny is Colombian.
	For crying out loud, they copulate like rabbits.
	I don't have to tell you about the Cubans.
	They're the most fertile people on the planet.
	They are fertile and buoyant.
	That's what they've offered to society.
	Buoyant?
	It's a good combo.
	So now all of a sudden though, what do you think would happen if a white person snitched on a Latino American family for having a big Thanksgiving?
	How do you think that cop deals with it when he shows up?
	Yeah, white supremacists are doing that.
	They're going to go through neighborhoods and be like, yep.
	Remember how people were outraged of the white lady who was being rude to that guy with the daughter in the park?
	By the way, she was.
	She was totally out of line.
	You are now, you're incentivizing this.
	Wow.
	I mean, I forget, is this Chapter 7 or Chapter 4 in 1984, right?
	Where it's like, hey, make sure you walk around, and if you see anyone giving thanks, write their names down, take their photo, and give it to the police.
	I don't know which chapter, but we're certainly past the point where they just have a bunch of sex in the apartment.
	You're like, why do I?
	Okay, let's flip the page.
	Anyone actually read 1984?
	It's just a bunch of sex in an apartment.
	It's like, okay, all right, all right.
	When does Big Brother come in?
	Does he watch?
	He always was.
	And by the way, do you really think these politicians who want you fined, these politicians who want you... You don't like this, Joe Louis?
	I'm sorry, buddy.
	He's stretching a little bit.
	Okay, stretching.
	You can get... Joe Louis, get down.
	What is this?
	Joe Louis penis cam?
	Come on.
	Hey, his face is up there.
	That's porpoise penis cam.
	That's porpoise penis cam.
	All this talk about porpoise penis is making me hungry.
	Thank you, Joe Louis.
	Thank you for going back down.
	He's a good pup.
	Do you really think that these governors, do you really think that these politicians, do you really think these celebrities are going to actually honor these rules themselves?
	Do you think they're going to be socially... let alone celebrating Thanksgiving and, of course, Governor Newsom at French Laundry, which ended up being... you know, it wasn't like 12 people, it ended up being 20-something people, and an average of 600-something dollars a plate for porpoise penis on the half quail egg.
	So not even that, but politicians who've been out in the street,
	you've seen them not social distance. You really think they're going to follow these rules?
	Hands up, don't shoot!
	This is a great day for our country. We get to take our democracy back.
	Oh my God. Hey, how you doing?
	Oh my God, Marcy.
	Hey.
	We're sending Donald Trump back to Florida. We don't want him in New York anymore.
	He's droplet projecting.
	That's what his name is!
	He was actually projecting his own vomit.
	That was Schumer. He's like, hold on a second while I talk.
	I'm gonna have my assistant hold a mini fan.
	I would also want to just, just a quick poll of any of these politicians who were saying that
	they don't want to gather with people outside of their household on Thursday, but on Wednesday
	they were gathering in their offices with 100% people not in their household.
	Oh, that's true.
	Tell me your story, Mr. Bones.
	I think it's the people that want to hang out with them, right?
	And they're like, I'm gonna have like two people, let's just make the rule two.
	Yeah, well it's because they actually think those people want to hang out with them.
	Lori Lightfoot, come on.
	By the way, again, if you think these people are serious about canceling Thanksgiving, there's no more perfect example than this Harrison Ford, of course a known recent leftist, who is flying his private plane, I think you have the story, to go pick up his son.
	Yeah, after crashing.
	After crashing, he is flying his own private plane to go pick up his son for Thanksgiving.
	But by the way, don't get it twisted, that does not mean that Harrison Ford is on board with all aspects of Thanksgiving as seen by our exclusive footage of this flight.
	Get off my plane.
	Just the news.
	Wow.
	Joke's on him.
	It's a bird.
	He just flew away.
	Soft landing.
	They're flightless, you smartass.
	He glided.
	That turkey better not glide.
	They just gave him some doves.
	I need another take!
	Four of these pink fingers are pointing back at you.
	You got me on that.
	When I gave instructions to the team, I said, you can make it look really crappy.
	That looks really good.
	It looks like Gary Oldman was a turkey.
	People say Gary Oldman can transform.
	He can play anything.
	And this is something else that I really want to talk about, too, that people miss, because this also applies to the First Amendment.
	Look, I am more libertarian, and I've talked about this before with companies, right, saying, hey, they have the right to act as publishers all they want.
	They have the right to determine what content is on their platform.
	That is a private business' right.
	However, that changes when they have protections of being, not a publisher, but a platform.
	And the sort of analogy that's been used before is in a town square.
	So, a couple things I think people don't know.
	We're talking about lockdowns and Thanksgiving, and you see that little ad about staying home and staying safe when you go into Amazon right now.
	A lot of people don't know this.
	Big Tech, the most powerful companies in the world, keep in mind, more powerful than the Roman Empire, than any empire.
	I don't really know a whole lot about the Ottomans.
	I just know one of them got kicked in a pit.
	But I do know that more powerful than any world government, than any empire, they love lockdowns when you look at these big tech companies.
	Companies like Amazon.
	So Google's profits are up and Amazon nearly doubled its profits from lockdowns.
	While, keep in mind, more American businesses have been shuttered in the last three months than in the entirety of the Great Recession that our country had.
	So this is another thing that's important when you have AOC going, we're going to keep Amazon out of New York.
	Now, in that case, the big business would benefit a local municipality because they were bringing in thousands of jobs with an average salary of $127,000.
	They said, no, no, don't bring those jobs in.
	We want to keep those in Bangladesh.
	But we do want to shut down all the jobs that do exist in Queens or the Bronx or any of these places that AOC claims she's from, depending on the day.
	We do want to shut down those businesses and make sure that they are entirely reliant On Amazon.
	Let's not let them be employed by Amazon, but let's make sure that they can only get their goods or services from places like Amazon or Google who, by the way, lobby to support more government shutdowns.
	Big government bureaucracy always hurts the little guy and helps the big guy.
	You bail out big banks, small banks can never compete.
	You can't compete with a never-ending supply of federal dollars.
	Same thing with airlines.
	Same thing with American auto manufacturers.
	Anyone here want to drive a Chevy Bolt?
	The answer is no or you're wrong.
	So let me point this out here, because Big Tech supports lockdowns, and there's this unholy relationship between government and Big Tech.
	And a lot of people don't necessarily understand.
	You still have some libertarians who I think are wrong on this, who say, well, it's a private business.
	If you don't like it, you can go start your own.
	Like, yeah, I'm going to go start my own telephone service, although we'll get to Parler in a second, who's doing very well.
	Let me show you.
	This is a town, actually, that actually has a town square, a little town, McKinney, that I found lovely a while back when I visited, because I did a show a long time ago, and I said, these places really exist.
	So that's a town square.
	Now let me explain to you when we're talking about the First Amendment.
	That town square, see those arrows?
	Those are all individual businesses, okay?
	They can all set the rules in their businesses as far as what you can say or do.
	You can't enter if you don't have shoes or a shirt, unless you're Kenny Chesney doing a fourth album that's basically just Jimmy Buffett trying to cover up the fact that you're very straight, Kenny Chesney.
	Side swipe, Kenny Chesney!
	All of these businesses here can determine what you say or can't say in their individual businesses.
	That is their right.
	That's the First Amendment.
	Absolutely.
	Now you have the town square right there in the middle.
	That's the town square, right?
	The public square where you can say whatever you want.
	You are free to speak out against the government.
	You are free to speak really your mind as long as you're not actually committing a crime or lying.
	Like when people say you can't say fire, you can't yell there's a fire in the town square if there isn't because you could cause a stampede.
	Okay, now let's change this, however.
	This is the problem when you have companies that are Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	supporting lockdowns and run everything. All of those businesses that you see surrounding
	the town square, this is where we are today in 2020. It's three businesses, five if you're
	really reaching. We didn't include Twitter because let's be honest. Jack Dorsey, you
	want a seat at the club, but you're at the kids table. But Amazon, Google, Facebook,
	you could probably throw Apple in there. So all of these businesses now, yep, sure, they
	can set the rules as to what you say in their businesses.
	Only all of these companies have gotten together, and I mean this, actual meetings, we've actually been there for some of them, and agreed to the same policies as far as what is acceptable and what is not acceptable speech, and it's often based on a political opinion.
	Also, let's add to that, all of these companies own the town square.
	That's what we have now.
	Zoom out.
	And you have that in every single municipality in the United States of America.
	That is the issue with big tech.
	That is the issue with protection under the law, the safe harbor laws.
	And that is the issue with the most powerful companies the world has ever seen supporting lockdowns while you shutter your businesses in record numbers.
	When big companies, when the world's most powerful company ever doubles its profits and you have record business shutdowns, What point do you say the Democratic Party is not for the
	little guy?
	Right, and you've got the Democrats in lockstep with these companies saying,
	yep shutdowns are fantastic because here you follow it through right shutdowns so
	businesses have to close down people need the government more because they
	need money so that's the only thing we're talking about right now is give
	people money give stimulus money and the only way that you can afford to do that
	because that's the next logical question is to tax rich people that you don't
	like anyway.
	Yeah.
	Hey, look at this on CNN really quickly, by the way.
	First off, I appreciate the Gomez-Adams suit, but apparently he's wearing an old lady's leggings.
	Hey, yeah, what kind of mask you got in a granny penny?
	But they're upset.
	This lady has a face that's just always upset.
	Says millions traveling despite surging cases in CDC.
	Can you believe this?
	Millions of Americans celebrating their God-given rights to visit their nieces, nephews, and grandchildren.
	The humanity!
	We need to shut this down.
	Traveling.
	Terrible.
	Oh my gosh.
	That's so 2020.
	Traveling.
	And this brings us, by the way, while we're talking about Big Tech, this brings us to Parler, where I am.
	You can follow me, Steven Crowder, at Parler.
	We'll be doing some more content there.
	Again, we're still going to be on these forums, on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, bringing the fight to the left as long as we still are allowed access.
	But it is important to protect your neck.
	Here is something now.
	Parler has been growing very rapidly.
	A lot of big names are.
	They haven't left the other platforms, but they've been opening up profiles at Parler.
	And so, of course, now they are a target of the media.
	Here is a man on MSNBC talking about why Parler is... Don't you notice just, like, traveling is dangerous?
	Anything they don't like is dangerous.
	Dangerous.
	What about arson?
	Eh, it can go either way.
	What about Parler?
	Oh, shudder to think of it.
	There are a lot of roadblocks to get on there.
	And once it's once you're on there, it's not very useful.
	And the other issue is, you know, they are fine with hate speech and racism and stuff in that platform, but they're not fine with all other sorts of things.
	You know, swearing is not really allowed in some cases.
	Nudity is not really allowed.
	Okay.
	What?
	So that's the claim that racism is allowed, but nudity and swearing... So like, YouTube is... Wait, wait, wait.
	On Twitter, you can get nudity?
	Contrast with places like Facebook and YouTube where they allow child pornography, but not to say MAGA.
	So I think the contrast is quite clear.
	Back to you, Lawrence O'Donnell.
	Stop the damn hammering!
	This is the quality programming we can come to expect from MSNBC.
	So, Parler's community guidelines are pretty clear, by the way.
	They don't allow criminal activity.
	So, for example, pornography where minors might actually be able to see it.
	Or things like bots, right?
	They have community guidelines that are very clear and you can go and read them.
	Also, it's kind of funny that they're lamenting this idea of profanity.
	Like, Parler, even though it supports all points of view, actually is designed to try and promote civility.
	Right.
	So they actually do remove people for being trolls or spam or imitating people.
	There was someone who was imitating... had a badge for Steven Crowder.
	Like, that's not me!
	Nah.
	And they removed that.
	Well, thank you.
	Those are proper enforcements of... because that's illegal!
	That's illegal!
	But I find it funny, this is the argument he makes right here about, I think we have to rewind that clip, about specifically Parler allows racism here.
	So it's a free speech platform in racism only, really.
	And the worry is, you know, if you're spending your whole day on Parler getting inundated with one thing, and then you go out into the universe, go out into the real
	world, you go to the shop, and start talking about politics, and your reality is
	wildly different than the actual reality, then we're going to have problems societally. We're going
	to have problems across the board.
	I'm sorry, are you talking about Facebook?
	No, Twitter.
	He's talking about Twitter.
	YouTube, I think.
	What's interesting, again, that story was telling you about getting coffee and the lady having two sets of gloves, two masks, and a welding mask.
	I said, you know, your chance of statistical nil.
	She said, I thought it was way worse than that.
	You know why?
	Because she gets all of her news on Facebook.
	And you know why she's not educated as to the actual science?
	It's because Facebook doesn't allow it.
	They ban science from actual doctors who've seen actual patients, unlike Fauci, who's effectively been a career politician, really, at this point for most of his life.
	That's saying he's not a brilliant guy.
	But they have banned doctors.
	They have banned controlled trials on homemade masks from Denmark.
	The biggest trial that we've had, the biggest actual study that we've had on masks, not saying that the masks in a surgical medical setting don't work.
	That's why surgeons use them.
	They use it once, they wash their hands, someone else puts on the gloves like it's Homer Simpson dealing with the uranium bar, and then when they're done they peel it off and they toss it away.
	That is very different from you grabbing granny panties with a bungee cord and wrapping So people who live on Facebook would never actually see this science.
	They would never actually see the kind of lockdown measures that we've seen in Sweden.
	Or no, even myself was a victim of this, that places like Finland, that places like Norway actually had fewer Yep.
	Right.
	measures in places like Sweden because we bought it because the information is
	not allowed on Facebook. And then we condemn Parler, this guy saying if you
	leave Parler you might go out into the world, it's a very different place. You
	mean yeah, if we leave Parler we might actually be more educated than the
	remainder of society who are only on social media platforms that eliminate
	opinions by design. Look, let me be really clear with Parler.
	You can go to their page right now.
	It says their About Values page.
	It expressly invites people of all races, genders, creeds, period.
	And more importantly, any point of view.
	So Facebook, so YouTube who got caught with all that pedophile pornography, that weird stuff going on, right?
	That, for some reason, wasn't a problem.
	But if you actually say that transitioning children, giving them puberty blockers, is child abuse, you might get banned, depending on how big your channel is.
	Whereas at Parler, they say, hey, you know what?
	We just ask that you don't commit fraud.
	We just ask that you don't break the law.
	We just ask that you don't dox.
	We ask you to try and keep it civil, because we don't want you to, if you're just continually harassing people and non-contributing, which you can do on Facebook, provided you're to the left, We're going to have a problem with you, but we allow outside of that any point of view.
	Test me on this.
	Go to Parler, all the liberals who watch this show.
	I know we have plenty of them, and some of you are still bleeding from the Young Turks who are still watching over there.
	That's the last time I'll reference them.
	Last time.
	Right now, go to Parler, sign up, post your stories, and see if you get throttled.
	I will eat this mug, and it is girthy.
	It is very girthy.
	By the way, I love how he drew the line at being able to swear in post-porn.
	That was where he was like, ah, this is un-American.
	By the way, he's not American.
	Van Collins is Canadian.
	And I thought he might be Canadian because I heard him say oat, and then I saw that he worked for MSN Canada and I thought, okay, the two together One by themselves, maybe he's such a crappy reporter, as you can obviously see that they sent him to the feeder leagues in Canada.
	No, he's Canadian.
	And the reason he doesn't understand parlor, by the way, people who don't know this, Canada doesn't allow free speech.
	I come from Canada.
	It's the country where they fine and jail people for jokes.
	The friend of mine, Mike Ward of the show, put before a human rights tribunal for jokes.
	Yeah, yeah, you know what?
	I want people to live in the parlor.
	I want the real world to be more like the parlor world and less like the Facebook or the Twitter world, which means you have no accountability whatsoever, no transparency, and when speaking in front of a congressional hearing, say, uh, I don't know, and I can get the answer to you.
	Jack Dorsey, you can go screw yourself.
	If he's from Canada, you understand why he wants porn in public.
	That's our Times Square in Montreal.
	We're strip clubs.
	Just giant neon purple tits and a hand going...
	Where do you want to meet for it?
	Where do you want to sit and watch the Christmas parade?
	I don't know, I have our four-year-old sitting beneath the giant neon purple tits.
	Oh, I'll meet you there.
	I'll stop by Second Cup.
	That's not still bombed out by all the biker gangs, is it?
	Because we don't have violence in Canada.
	You know, there's a level of just, what we have to be able to get along with in society is a level of being offended and then rebutting and having a conversation that a platform like Parler allows, right?
	You can have a differing viewpoint and people are going to necessarily respond to that.
	And you're going to have a list, like I've seen on Parler, I don't post on Parler but I've been on there and seen the kind of posts.
	Where when people are engaged in racism, they're being called out by conservatives about how they're being racist, but then when there are jokes or other things that are not racist, people are saying, hey, that's not racist.
	Let's all have a conversation about it.
	No, this idea that it's the Wild West.
	There is enforcement, but there's actually some kind of a legal guideline with Parler.
	Fraud, pornography, actual systemic harassment.
	What I mean by that is not you say something someone doesn't like, but we all know this, right?
	In places like Twitter, Facebook, where people, they contribute nothing, they create a sock account, they create a bot account, and all they do is attack and insult people.
	That adds no value, and that's also why at Parler they have some kind of identification, which I would also encourage maybe we incorporate into our voting system!
	Maybe.
	Um, so yeah, I do recommend that you guys go, uh, check out Parlor and at least, you know, uh, diversify your investments.
	Um, do we, you know what, let's just keep doing this on YouTube and then afterwards we're gonna play Hipster Hobo.
	I know we'll go a little late in, uh, uh, Half-Asian Bill.
	If you have to leave, you can after this segment.
	I refuse.
	After.
	Here is, it's a long, uh, our last show like this before tomorrow on Ash Wednesday with Mark Driscoll.
	Tune in for that.
	And then for Mug Club members, we have the, uh, Laugh Along as we watch the comedy special Sarah Cooper's Everything's Fine.
	Oh, I can't believe you did that.
	I've seen funnier kids make a wish.
	Everything is not fine.
	So, I've seen funnier documentaries on progeria.
	I didn't know they had documents.
	And felt less guilty watching it.
	Oh, and I wasn't supposed to laugh at it?
	Here's another story here, because I don't know why.
	This is a perfect example of the media having no accountability.
	Right?
	Amazon and Big Tech and Parler is just racist, right?
	They just say it because they think they have no accountability with the media, just like the media is hoping that you don't remember the polls.
	So what they do is they just gloss over it like Nate Silver.
	Bet you regret that bumper sticker from 2008.
	It was also 2016.
	Could have been any election, but there he's wrong.
	Before 2016.
	Yeah, before 2016, that's right.
	Here he is talking on some show saying, oh, the polls got it mostly right.
	There are many things that make polling difficult, and so you just hope to get close, and they usually do get close, including this year for the most part.
	Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman, does the prosecutor's case hold water?
	Nope.
	Does it hold water?
	Nope.
	I don't know, he's talking like the Muppets from Sesame Street.
	Yep, yep, yep, yep.
	You said, literally in the show notes, Bill, talk like a Muppet.
	Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
	Okay.
	Did they get it right?
	Alright.
	So the polls understated, I want to make sure that I get this correct, they understated that a percentage of the Republican vote in 48 of 50 states.
	15 of the 16 Senate races.
	That sounds like mostly.
	And by the way, if they were saying that these are good, because remember, everyone kind of acknowledged, what was the argument?
	They were saying, well, no, it's not 2016.
	Right, they're saying this isn't 2016, it's definitely the counter for the secret Trump voter.
	Sure.
	So how do you say now the polls got it mostly right, when it was widely acknowledged that you were wrong in 2016,
	and the margins are actually worse than 2016 in this election?
	And this isn't even including all the ballots that just were run through like you're counting cash in a back room.
	So across the presidential swing states, the average error was five points.
	The Senate, 7 points.
	Oh.
	Is that close?
	7 points, 5 points.
	I don't know if that's the margin of error.
	It shouldn't be.
	I think I already told you guys to hit the notification bell.
	Here's what was most interesting to me.
	Specifically, the most... Here, you know what?
	I don't even have my iPad here anymore.
	That's because I had to roll those clips.
	There you go.
	Specifically, the most respected polls from 538.
	Right?
	538.
	Nate Silver.
	I would love to see if we could actually have a Google trend on the sales of Nate Silver bumper stickers.
	Ooh, yeah, yeah.
	Research!
	Me, I guess it's a reverse hockey stick.
	We'll ring the reg bell.
	So the most respected polls, so I took the polls from 538, because here's the thing, I say an average of five points off, that's including Traflagar and Rasmussen in the polls that were actually close to being right, that leaned more conservative.
	You take them out, the numbers are very different.
	Now they're off by anywhere from seven to nine points.
	Some would say Nate Silver's margin of error.
	So I've only taken the ones with an A, some A-minus or A or A-plus rating.
	Florida, we'll start with this.
	Florida, President Trump won by 3.2%.
	The number one ranked Marist, Paul, according to FiveThirtyEight, trust Nate Silver, had Biden at plus four.
	The number two, A-plus ranked Monmouth, had Biden at plus six.
	Number four ranked, New York Times, Sienna had Biden at plus three.
	All of them, aside from ABC, and that's an outlier for them here, they had Biden winning.
	The top pollsters with Florida undercounted support by an average of six to eight percent.
	Wow.
	Six to eight percent!
	And here's something important, by the way.
	This is after they all of a sudden closed the gap coming into Election Day.
	Right, yeah.
	The further you go back, meaning a week or two weeks from election, they were off by 12 points in many of these states.
	That's insane.
	That's a victory margin in, like, Idaho.
	They were off by 12 points!
	I mean, at what point do you just say, well, we just don't need polls anymore?
	You're gonna be off by 12.
	They got it mostly right.
	Mostly.
	If it's plus or minus 12, it's useless.
	And I have to say, even though they're not respected anymore, they were once the gold standard, now they're ranked a B at 538.
	So still, that's a passing grade.
	Quinnipiac?
	Quinnipiac?
	Something.
	They were up by 15.
	They were up by 15 percent.
	You can just see the tongue lashing that's happening there.
	In the back room, they're like, what is wrong with you?
	They're just like beating them mercilessly.
	They're like, I pulled the office and that's what we said!
	No wait, it gets worse.
	Because I remember election night, I said, I don't know why people are saying Florida and Ohio are swing states.
	And even when I argued with Ben Shapiro, I said, I'd be far more surprised if Ohio went blue than Texas.
	And I hoped you didn't have to eat your words on that one.
	I wasn't sold.
	Gerald just said he didn't believe you.
	I believed him, but I was like, I would like to bet substantially for the $1.
	Shut it, Nautica.
	That's why we'll talk more about Sidney Powell, obviously, for those who are Mug Club exclusive and take your chat, because we don't know.
	We're not making predictions on that.
	We're not making any promises.
	But I did make the promise on air.
	I said Florida and Ohio are going Trump.
	I would say that it was a pretty decisive victory in Ohio.
	President Trump won by 8.2%.
	Not significant.
	Again, we have Morris.
	We're just going the number one through the top rankings according to FiveThirty.
	Trust Nate.
	But break up his Thanksgiving gathering.
	His last name's Silver.
	We don't need to tell you that there are probably quite a few other Silvers in that household that need to be broken up.
	Call Cuomo!
	A lot of curly sideburns.
	So, Morris had Biden at plus four.
	Wrong by 12%.
	Emerson, wrong by 9%.
	New York Times, off by 9%.
	And again, the further back you get from the election, meaning if you get right up to election day, the gaps all of a sudden closed.
	But if you were taking the polls from six days before, Two weeks before, they were off by 12, 13, depending on these 14%.
	Which, by the way, was the exact same trend with Hillary Clinton.
	People said, well anything that was up in the air with this election, this is always what happens.
	And there have been studies that have been conducted, it's not necessarily been conclusive, that polls are used to manipulate public opinion.
	That they can actually affect people going out and voting if they think there's no chance in winning, or if they think that they're that far ahead.
	On election day, we have the final number, yeah, election day, the top ranked pollsters, according to FiveThirtyEightTrustmate, Undercounted Trump voters in Ohio by 8 to 12 percent.
	Three weeks before election day, it was 10 to 15 percent.
	Jeez.
	Hey, let me ask you this.
	What if I were to say, hey, that mask, it's only 88 percent effective.
	By the way, it's less.
	But my point is, you probably wouldn't feel as secure.
	It's fine with the polls.
	Who cares?
	It's just the future of the free world at stake.
	And by the way, this is something funny, really funny.
	The New York Times had it off by 11 or 10 percent in Ohio on three separate occasions.
	They did polls!
	They're like, we've corrected for the secret Trump voter.
	Oh, you did?
	So you polled three times, New York Times, America's most respected publication.
	And you had Biden winning by, how close were you?
	We were about 13 points off.
	Oh, how much did Trump win by?
	Oh, over 8%.
	And you're still employed?
	We don't expect it to last very long.
	Well, and how do you account for a secret voter?
	Yeah, right.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Well, they just said it didn't exist.
	Super secret.
	I guess their goal was to be accurate.
	These polls are as bad as those, like, pre-season college football.
	Oh, wait, wait, sorry.
	One time I had that mixed up.
	That was Wisconsin.
	Sorry, that was Wisconsin.
	Wisconsin, Biden won by .6.
	New York Times polled in Wisconsin, three separate occasions, and they were off by 10 to 11 percent.
	Sorry to keep you with your point.
	I was just saying Notre Dame's overrated.
	That's not true.
	Historically, you guys fall more on average from preseason rankings than any other team.
	Speaking of Wisconsin, they're A-plus ranked by Nate Silver.
	This is the one that's best.
	They're ranked number, uh, they're A plus ranked by Nate Silver.
	Trust Nate.
	They under counted Trump voters in Wisconsin by.
	So remember this!
	This is when you had people saying, it's over, no one has ever come back from a 17-point lead.
	You saw everyone in the media saying that.
	No one's ever come back, it's over.
	And you had some people who actually didn't show up to vote because, well, it's a 17-point lead.
	It was 0.5 in Wisconsin.
	20,000 votes!
	But you mean to tell me that that won't affect public behavior if people believe that their guy is down by 17 points according to the most respected, a plus, plus, plus ranked pollster according to professional snake oil salesman and chief Nate Silver?
	Right, and then I think they even went out of their way to kind of lambast these other polls.
	What, Trafalgar?
	I don't know how you pronounce it, right?
	Whichever one that was, they were saying, oh, these guys don't know what they're talking about.
	You can't trust these guys.
	And I'm like, they actually got it pretty right.
	And they go, oh, Trafalgar was wrong about the states that they called for Trump.
	And a very close margin, by the way.
	1.5% in states like Pennsylvania and Michigan were there.
	We know there was no rampant fraud.
	At least we assume no one was watching.
	But, for some reason, they're not held accountable when they had Donald Trump losing Ohio by 12!
	And Florida!
	You got those states wrong, and it wasn't within the margin of error!
	It wasn't even close!
	Alright.
	Something else, too.
	The House, by the way.
	This is a big one.
	The final 538 projection had Democrats gaining seats.
	This was something that was widely accepted.
	Everyone believed that they were going to be gaining seats.
	Even on the night of election, Fox News... Fox News.
	The most trusted name in shit!
	Fox News is polling.
	It was so bad they still projected.
	We were there on election night.
	Democrats expanding their House majority by at least five seats.
	This is election night.
	The Fox News Decision Desk can now project that Democrats will retain control of the House of Representatives and expand their majority by at least five seats.
	I hope we can run that stinger in Rewind.
	We screwed up!
	Because this surprised me.
	Republicans picked up nine seats and are actually leading in several of the undecided races still.
	Here's another one specific example, then we have to go in Maine.
	This is one that a lot of people now don't remember because the media doesn't talk about it, because there's no accountability.
	They basically acted like, remember Republican Susan Collins, like, oh, it was just a death sentence.
	She has no chance.
	Not at all.
	Matter of fact, Susan Collins is a perfect example.
	There was not a single poll Not one that had Susan Collins winning.
	Some of them had the Democrat Sara Gideon up by as much as 12 points.
	12 points.
	Susan Collins won by 9.
	She won by 9 points?
	I don't remember a poll showing Collins winning by 9 points.
	9 points.
	That's a swing of 21!
	I think the fraud went backwards on that one.
	I think they tried to rig it the other way and they got it all wrong.
	I hit the D!
	I was supposed to hit the R!
	I always make it simple!
	Hitting the D instead of the R is not a mundane detail, Michael!
	Put a decimal point in the wrong place.
	I don't know.
	Son of a bitch.
	Someone in Germany's server room is going to be pissed.
	If you were to hold yourselves accountable, media and big tech, you would sit yourselves down and you would flog yourself with that guy who was the actor in Wimbledon and Da Vinci Code wearing a burlap sack.
	You deserve to be punished.
	You performed bad, your polls were bad, and you should feel bad.
	And I don't feel bad.
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