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Nov. 18, 2020 - Louder with Crowder

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Democrat SCUM Dox to Silence New Proof of Michigan Fraud | Good Morning #MugClub

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	I'm out.
	That's called an attempt at on-beat sipping, and then I choke.
	Swiping on the beat!
	This is not good.
	He's choking!
	My lord, he's choking!
	Already I am choking.
	You are.
	A little bit late to the show.
	I am excited to broadcast the downfall of Western civilization with you today.
	Yay!
	It's the continuation of Fraud Week!
	Hey!
	Some people have been saying, stop with the Fraud Week!
	Listen, when there's no longer a fraudulent election, your request will be granted.
	So many states today, we'll be covering Nevada, Pennsylvania, and then ending on Michigan, because both myself, and of course in third chair today from Compound Media, Dave Landau, we're both Michiganders.
	Yes, we are.
	Hello, everyone.
	And you're the whitest man in Detroit.
	That's correct.
	The last one, I hear.
	Yes, I'm the last one.
	Well, there's two.
	The last one without a beard and a beanie and a coffee shop.
	Detroit is nothing but criminals with tear tattoos and hipsters.
	And the hipsters, I mean, it's very short lived.
	It's a short, they recycle them very quickly.
	Like, I'm going to go in and make a difference.
	And then there's an epidemic of hipster rape.
	Surprise!
	It's just sad.
	Who saw that one coming, Skyler?
	Quarter Black Garrett is here.
	He's accepted amongst no communities.
	Audio Wade has a puffy face.
	He won't be tomorrow because he has facial surgery.
	That's true.
	I'm going to change my face.
	That would only work as a Canadian Prime Minister.
	I only do that off camera.
	And then Gerald A. is here.
	How are you?
	I am well, sir.
	I don't care.
	But I do.
	I care about you very much.
	Just not.
	I lied.
	I don't like lying to my audience right off the bat.
	We'll also be talking about- You're a good guy.
	I'm not a good person.
	We do have some good news.
	Two vaccines now.
	Not just one, two vaccines now are available.
	They're competing, two, and we were told that there would be no vaccines.
	Here's the thing, and this is a question, I have several questions today.
	Does anybody out there genuinely believe, when we talk about Donald Trump's mishandling of the pandemic, anyone genuinely believe that Joe Biden would have gotten these vaccines to market faster or as fast?
	Do you know what got us two vaccines before the end of November, which Donald Trump said would happen and they said was logistically impossible?
	Cutting red tape and deregulation.
	Basically, Disney villains policies.
	That's exactly what it is!
	Oh, you know, this town did really well until the guy came in and deregulated it.
	Now the big oil company comes in and then it's just, you know, Max McConaughey or Sam Elliott.
	Like, well, I want to rape you of your resources.
	You're like, oh, OK, we get it.
	And he doesn't spend any time with his kids.
	So we'll be talking about vaccine, warp speed, what it is versus what Joe Biden wanted to do.
	But first, you know how yesterday we talked about we are covering Nevada and Michigan.
	Sorry, Nevada and Pennsylvania.
	Tomorrow is Michigan.
	But we had to cover this because yesterday we covered Georgia.
	And a lot of people skim over this because it's such a similar story, where yesterday we talked about how there was a memory card where they found about 2,600 new votes, the overwhelming majority of which were for Donald Trump.
	They found a second memory card after we had broadcast with another 2,700 votes in Fayette County, Georgia, again, the majority of which for For Donald Trump.
	They're treating voting cards like they're expansion packs on an N64.
	Like, if I want to play Donkey Kong 64, I need more voting cards!
	If you hit 3,000, you gotta log out.
	You have to blow on the vote.
	You have to have a notebook with your passwords before they have the proper memory functions.
	Think about this for a second.
	There's no evidence of voter fraud.
	Sure, well, we didn't use the term just voter fraud.
	We talked about irregularity.
	That's also important.
	What are we, 5,400?
	Somewhere between 5,000, depending on which report you use, 5,200 and 6,000 votes that they just found?
	In one state?
	It's not of concern to you?
	And by the way, this is not even with a real recount.
	Not even with a canvassing.
	It's just people counting the same way they counted before.
	Like, I don't know.
	Hey, what does this card do?
	Son of a bitch!
	There's another 5 grand!
	It's like somebody checked their jacket pocket and you're like, oh crap.
	Could you imagine if you checked your jacket pocket and you found $5,400?
	You'd probably tell someone, as opposed to not keeping it a secret.
	I know I'd board up my windows with Bristol boards.
	I wouldn't let anyone know.
	And reject poll workers.
	I know if I found one laptop with a bunch of stuff on it that no one wants to see, I would definitely hide that.
	I wouldn't give it to Rudy Giuliani.
	Yeah, I'd let the Geek Squad try to fix my porn.
	The laptop is, uh, there are some things that are funny, but there are things that are not so funny.
	Well, what do you mean?
	So many cocks, Steven.
	There was!
	So many of them.
	He was on our show, and he was saying, like, there's something that I don't even want to talk about.
	Well, now we know!
	It's unspeakable.
	I don't want to talk about it.
	Sidney Powell said we need to investigate it more.
	And Anthony Weiner's laptop.
	We forgot about that little bastard!
	Well, he's still around!
	Really?
	Yeah, Anthony Wiener.
	Apparently there might be some criminal activity from that laptop and it might link to, I don't know how it links to Hunter Biden's laptop.
	They're all horrible people.
	Let's just be clear.
	The people who represent- I prefer the term collectors.
	Yes.
	Collectors.
	Like Matthew.
	I love how Jesus put tax collectors on par with criminals and prostitutes.
	Here's another thing, we're hitting Michigan tomorrow, but a board of canvassers in Michigan, this happened last night, refused to certify, they were deadlocked 2-2, to certify the vote for Joe Biden in Wayne County, and then they reversed it.
	So this is considered a big win.
	They reversed it, people said, why did they reverse it?
	So this happened last night.
	I'll tell you what, I have a... we don't know exactly why they reversed it so quickly, and it almost seemed fearfully, but I have a guess.
	Monica Palmer and William Hartman will forever be known in southeastern Michigan as two racists who did something so unprecedented that they disenfranchised hundreds of thousands of black voters in the city of Detroit.
	It gets worse.
	Probably, I know, Monica, you think Q told you to do it or some other crazy stuff.
	Like that.
	But just know when you try to sleep tonight, that millions of people around the world now on Twitter know the name Monica Palmer and William Hartman as two people completely racist and without an understanding of what integrity means or a shred of human decency.
	And what that tells us is you, Miss Monica Palmer from Grosse Pointe Woods, which has a history of racism.
	Wow.
	are deciding to enable and continue to perpetuate the racist history of this country.
	Now, I am not trying to encourage violence against the Nazi who lives on 184 Oak Lawn, apartment number two in Grosse Pointe Woods.
	Wow.
	Keep in mind, the Hunter Biden story was removed from Twitter because of doxxing.
	That's what they claimed, because it showed some private emails.
	They gave the name municipality, and I'm pretty sure on Twitter, the address.
	How did they reverse the decision?
	I don't know.
	If they're about to send some black bloc protesters with Molotov cocktails to your condominium complex, guess what?
	I might change my mind too.
	It's not worth it.
	I'm a volunteer.
	And by the way, their job is to do this.
	If there's irregularities that they have to sort through first, you don't certify the vote yet.
	Well, here's another thing.
	They may have had reason for pause, and we're still confirming this, so you can fact check at Twitter, but it seems that this comes from a legitimate source.
	There's new proof that the same ballots in Detroit were run one, two, three, four times!
	Four times the same ballot in Wayne County!
	Pause the Detroit Tigers mascot?
	I just want to make sure I'm following along.
	Four erosions of our constitutional republic!
	Soon we'll all be living in trash cans!
	I'm from Grosse Pointe, and I feel that just because you put a giant wall between our city and Detroit does not make us racist.
	Plus, you guys aren't any better off because in Detroit, they've run out of people to kill.
	Exactly.
	We have to go over that and give them something to do.
	You have people walking into your neighborhood and driving out.
	Yes.
	All the time.
	I'm not kidding.
	Twice in my front yard.
	I can't figure it out.
	Funkmaster Flex doesn't even live there, so somehow, I don't know.
	People are going to gross, but it's a good place to purchase cars legally.
	People don't realize this.
	Detroit invented the carjacking.
	When my father taught me to drive, because he learned to drive in Detroit, he had to teach me how to avoid carjacking.
	He said, here's what happens.
	You always leave some space between you, at least a full car's length between you and the bumper in front of you, when you're stopped at a light, and you have the wheels slightly angled.
	Just like you don't want to have the wheels angled if you're turning left at a red light.
	He was saying, always have them slightly angled.
	That way, if someone, because what they would do is they would ram you, pin you, and then carjack you.
	That way, if someone rams you, you say, bye bitches, and you go off.
	Yeah, it's right after you learn to parallel park, actually.
	It's on the test!
	And then watch out for the deer roaming downtown.
	It's on the test right next to the box that you check Caucasian as well as not Hispanic or Latino.
	How many feet away should you be from your car, Jack, or how far should you reach out for a dime bag?
	Again, I don't know what it takes.
	I don't know what it... Okay, we now have over 5,000 votes that they just found, and we just gave you some pretty strong evidence that they've counted ballots one, two, three, four times, which, by the way, coincides, it corroborates the affidavits, which are sworn testimony, effectively under oath, of people saying, I just saw them put in the ballot a bunch of times.
	People writing down the affidavits thought, like, oh, you must be misspeaking.
	No one would be that blatant with their criminal activity.
	No, no, no.
	I saw them just put it in and run the ballot a bunch of times like it was a cartoon with his tongue falling out because a pretty bunny lady came by.
	No evidence whatsoever!
	Anyway, we're going to be continuing with voter fraud and the vaccine.
	But please, hey, we are now on Parler.
	For people who don't know Parler, we're still on Facebook, Twitter and all, but Parler is a pretty good app right now.
	It's a place where free speech actually still exists.
	We will always fight on the territories where we can.
	YouTube, Twitter, Facebook.
	Until it gets to a point if they just completely throttle your voice, and I'm not saying that's happened with any of the platforms yet, but it's getting pretty close.
	So, Parler, thank you.
	We're at Steven Crowder on Parler, and of course, do consider joining Mug Club, ladderwithcrowder.com slash Mug Club.
	We still have the Crowder election stream promo code that's $30 off because the election is not called, despite what Stelter tells you because he doesn't want to pay nuisance money!
	And there's no free content without you subscribing on MugClub, so we really do appreciate it.
	People are like, how do you do this without selling little vibrating toothbrushes and bed sheets and gold?
	And Tom Selleck hasn't taken my house.
	That's because you guys join up.
	We're not funded by a foreign caliphate.
	It's you and mugs.
	And we'll have another 30 minutes exclusive on MugClub.
	Hold on, what are they saying?
	Oh, they're talking about the vaccine.
	By the way, the new virtue signal is the asshole haircut.
	Oh is it?
	That's Sanjay Gupta because he wants you to know I can't go get my hair cut because I'm social distancing and so that's how he looks.
	Wow, it just looks greasy.
	Yes!
	What was the excuse before COVID?
	It's like he's on break on the set of The Outsiders at the craft table.
	Only lost his comb and switchblade.
	His switchcomb?
	We all had one as a kid.
	I did too.
	It was so cool.
	And then they stab you.
	Take your comb.
	You can still sharpen a comb.
	I scalped myself four times.
	By the way, this is awesome.
	We don't want to be insensitive.
	It's Trans Awareness Week.
	And this is, of course, everyone on Twitter.
	We would not have, just like with Black History Month, we would not have tried to hijack it and we wouldn't have done Fraud Week had we known.
	That being said, you know, we will make sure that in the future, if there is no fraudulent election that's stolen, we'll move Fraud Week over to make room for a beautiful, brave Trans Awareness Week.
	This is about visibility for trans people, and so we are going to simultaneously celebrate Trans Awareness Week with Fraud Week.
	Trans awareness, thank you for everything that you do.
	Music playing.
	we see you.
	I am harder than astrophysics.
	Hope everyone in this studio enjoys my droplets.
	That's true.
	He didn't get aerosol.
	Don't worry, it's not aerosol.
	Aerosol is a finer mist.
	By the way, your single-ply cotton mask at home, unless washed in an industrial hospital washing machine, does nothing.
	According to science, someone send me that paper.
	Fauci, I'm eyeing you, and I know you love the limelight.
	We have an open seat and a booster seat right here for y'all.
	I hope that moisture doesn't loosen my duct tape.
	What?
	I have no idea.
	Duct taped.
	With the awareness of taping it back.
	Ah, I still don't get it.
	I'll give it to you.
	Oh boy.
	Took a turn.
	But we are going to continue.
	We're going to be talking about the vaccines and we are going to be talking about Operation
	Warp Speed, but of course we are trying to provide you with a service right now going
	state by state of the no evidence, so it's time to continue Fraud Week.
	You know what?
	Spit takes aren't worth it.
	Yeah, you just got it everywhere.
	They are not worth it.
	I don't think it hit the camera, but it might have.
	Did it actually hit the camera?
	I don't know.
	I'm trying to see.
	Is there anything?
	Are there droplets on the screen?
	That was a good spit take.
	You know when you're a kid and you first see a spit take and then you're looking for any excuse to do the bit?
	Exactly.
	You're just like, hey, give me some water.
	Was it funny?
	Don't grasp the concept of comedy.
	You deal with your chocolate milk and your mom beats you half to death.
	Good times.
	Personal experience, is that what's going on here?
	Indeed it is.
	So specific.
	That's when you were going down to the Grosse Pointe Mall.
	What's the mall down there?
	Eastland.
	Eastland Mall.
	It's nice.
	There's a purple suit store left.
	Yes!
	Just all purple suits.
	There's a purple suit store and it's right next to the Polymer Playground where kids play in a giant piece of French toast, but they're actually just midgets selling heroin.
	Canes are two for one on Fridays, by the way.
	We're going in the bullpen!
	Black tongue!
	Which, by the way, I know people are saying, hey, there's an empty holster here.
	I don't know what happened to my gun.
	I think I gave it to a kid.
	So we're continuing Fraud Week.
	He didn't.
	He did not.
	This week, Nevada and Pennsylvania, we're cataloging this on Crowderbits so that you can have this as a reference point.
	And I want to get through the facts first so that I don't get anything wrong.
	And then, of course, we'll go to some competition.
	Let's go to Nevada first.
	This week the Clark County Commission threw out a local election because there were too many discrepancies to be sure of the election results and there were 153,000 votes in this municipality.
	So they had to toss it.
	That's a local election and I don't think it's going to affect the national election.
	That's still kind of like if you have to toss an election, you have to toss 153,000 votes because you can't even get close to matching up the totals.
	Maybe there are a few memory cards under someone's mattress next to their gold and reverse mortgage contract.
	I have no idea.
	But go looking for them.
	You'll find them.
	Where's the memory card?
	Maybe it's wearing stripes in a candy cane forest like Waldo.
	Why does Waldo always hide in places with stripes?
	Waldo, we could find you easily anywhere else.
	Well, I don't know.
	I'm at the Candy Cane Amusement Park.
	Well, there's your problem, Waldo!
	Well, maybe he doesn't want to be found.
	Maybe he doesn't want to be found.
	Bill Devane found 5,000 votes.
	So this was 153,000 votes in a local election that were tossed.
	And by the way, these direct votes are a local election, not national, but this does translate to the shenanigans that you see at the national level.
	Matt Schlapp summarized the problems going into the Nevada elections, highlighting that there were all kinds of irregularities, even at a national level.
	In Clark County, here he is, because you won't believe me.
	In all my years in politics, I have never seen the types of voter irregularity we have seen in Clark County.
	The zeal to push reckless, unsolicited mail-in voting resulted in 50% of ballots coming through the mail and a tenfold increase in mail ballots in Clark County.
	Fact.
	The voter lists were never appropriately scrubbed.
	Including the press reports after FOIA requests of not scrubbing over 80,000 primary voters before the general election ballots were made.
	No evidence!
	Illegal ballots never should have been mailed and they never should have ended up in the final tally.
	Tomato, tomato.
	How did this happen?
	This happened with a reckless change in Nevada election rules right before the general election, which reduced the democratic norms of meaningful observation by the media and by Americans.
	Says you!
	The reduction of ballot security and almost the elimination of signature verification.
	Yeah, I know you feel for their audio guy.
	He actually ended the speech by saying, you just got match slapped.
	You just got slapped.
	You just got slapped.
	And by the way, you don't see someone that tan with hair that white, that thick.
	He's like a walking photo negative.
	So here's some other fast facts for you.
	Dominion voting, the systems that we've talked about, they were used in 16 out of 17 jurisdictions in Nevada with, of course, a history of glitches.
	We don't have them in this election because no one's really looking for them, but in previous elections.
	A whistleblower, by the way, with the Clark County Elections Department claimed that poll workers fabricated proof of residence, right, for data for illegal voters.
	This is under a sworn affidavit.
	Again, we're just doing Nevada right now.
	We're gonna get to Pennsylvania.
	We're cooking with gas!
	We're cooking with the slow downfall and erosion of our democracy.
	It's renewable, apparently.
	Every four years and midterms.
	High smoke point.
	And recounts.
	Yeah, it's like palm oil.
	Somewhere there's a paleo or a keto person like, I get that, I get that.
	I need to get my saturated fats in because I believe it's a better energy source, you moron.
	So!
	Another witness saw a Biden-Harris van unloading ballots that were filled out and then they were sealed in envelopes.
	People formed a human shield to prevent poll watchers from observing.
	So we'll continue with this because there's some, and beware the fact checkers, we're going to get into some of the fact checks that you see that aren't really, they fact check themselves, but when they say, well it was a mistake, they formed a human shield to block poll workers.
	We used to form a human shield so, you know, black people could saunter on up to the bar and eat a piece of pie at the diner.
	Maybe not be bothered by German shepherds while they enjoy a brunch.
	Now we're forming shields to prevent the preservation of our constitutional republic.
	Which is better than making a shield out of your parents' trash cans so you can go be Antifa and burn down the city.
	That's true.
	That is true.
	And if they don't even use metal trash cans.
	No, it's plastic.
	Is this a recycling bin?
	This won't even stop my switchblade comb!
	It says keep Philly clean on the side.
	What is this?
	It's part of the message.
	Well, we don't all have time for professional shields.
	We can't all have plate carriers.
	Well, listen, when the revolution comes, I'm just saying, plate carrier's not a bad idea.
	Thanks, Spartan Armor.
	Then in Nevada, the Republican Party, of course, they found over 3,000 specific instances of ballots that appear to be cast improperly.
	up to 10,000 ballots have allegedly been cast by people who don't appear to live in the
	state at all, or dead people, and these have been referred, by the way, to Attorney General
	Bill Barr, who is on my list of It's Not Gay.
	That's what I mean.
	I guess it's just me.
	Listen, you know what?
	I went out on a limb expecting support.
	No, you got none.
	Well, you left us there.
	We didn't know where you were going with that.
	I didn't know if you meant gay bar.
	I don't know if he would be there.
	I'd have to lure him.
	If you're going to bring in illegal ballots, can you not use the Biden-Harris van to do it?
	Right.
	Like an unmarked van.
	Try a little harder.
	Yeah.
	It's like a pedophile.
	It's like, no, no, the whole point is to have a paneled van so we can't see in, but you wrote rapist on it.
	Yeah.
	Use like a Trump van or something.
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	You have a glass box porn truck, but it's a one-way mirror.
	That would be a Steven Seagal film where he's a spy, but he rides up in a van and he's like, my van says, secret spy.
	Why would you do that, Steven Seagal?
	It has a V12.
	No, it doesn't.
	I don't know why I say things.
	By the way, here's a memory card.
	4,000 more votes.
	You might want to keep that safe.
	We're supposed to campaign and commit fraud.
	What were you about to say there, Joe?
	I was going to say, I mean, none of these stories are far-fetched, right?
	So it would be very easy for the news to go, yeah, that seems like it has some credibility to it.
	We should probably cover that.
	We should probably talk about this.
	And yet they just lump it into no evidence, no facts, not showing the video.
	These aren't stories.
	These are sworn affidavits.
	That's what I mean.
	And then there's confirmation.
	So, for example, we had a sworn affidavit with someone saying, hey, they put in five ballots in Michigan 27 times and said, ah, we're going to dismiss that suit.
	Now we have evidence that there have been at least several ballots counted three, four times.
	And the truth is, with the recounts that they're doing in Georgia, there's no real way to know how many times that's happened.
	I don't know if they do it by just adding up the total from Dominion voting, the digital total and the hand count total, and say there's a discrepancy.
	How do they only spot one?
	I know.
	There has to be a true, like you said, a true audit of votes.
	We have to know what's going on because there's too many of these, like you said, not just stories, sworn affidavits, people coming out in positions of power and saying, hey, this doesn't happen.
	This does not happen.
	We have to take a second and make sure that this is accurate.
	And nothing.
	CNN, nothing.
	I think we just have to discount.
	Anyone who says definitively, this cannot, to recount, there is no election fraud.
	You might find one or four votes.
	Well, in one county, 6,000.
	Well, you know what?
	It's a give or take.
	It's like the polls.
	There's a plus or minus 12.
	It's like a parent saying to the kid, like, what's behind your back?
	Nothing.
	All right, enough for me!
	Sounds like it's just a comb.
	It's not like it's a kajillion votes.
	It's not like it's enough to sway an election in the most important country the world has ever seen.
	Again, what does it take at this point?
	Now, we're not saying that this is evidence that there's enough fraud that would have changed the vote total, but there is certainly enough evidence here, not only sworn affidavits, but hard evidence and numbers and vote tallies and ballots that warrant an investigation at this point.
	And you have courts saying, well, we're not going to investigate.
	Well, hold on a second.
	If no one took it upon themselves to investigate at all, those 5,500 votes would never have been found, never counted.
	You say that all votes matter, all votes count, and they're talking about on CNN how Lindsey Graham wants to toss out legal votes.
	He called put pressure to toss out legal votes because someone spoke with a person who spoke with a person who knows somebody who saw this guy who knows that Lindsey Graham passed out of 31 flavors last night.
	But what about the illegal?
	What about the illegal votes?
	We want to toss the illegal votes.
	What about these legal votes to the tune of thousands that have just been found?
	Do those not matter?
	Yeah.
	Do those not matter at all?
	Because CNN is too busy right now.
	Poppy Harlow and Jim Bruschetta, they're talking about mask mandates in South Dakota.
	Let's go to Duckface, ladies, see what she has to say.
	Good morning, Poppy, Jim.
	We're actually in front of the city council.
	Does she have a Skrillex haircut?
	Good morning, Poppy.
	I've been up all night doing ecstasy.
	Pure MDMA.
	That is a very big deal.
	Sioux Falls is South Dakota's largest city and as coronavirus cases and deaths continue to rise, the governor continuing to oppose any sort of mask rule.
	Good for her.
	Yeah.
	Good.
	She should.
	Well, don't show her.
	That's only going to hurt your kids.
	People will support her just for those gams.
	Indeed.
	She can come out and say, Covid is a complete and total hoax.
	Good enough for me.
	I agree.
	Can those Michigan doxers send me her address?
	Look at those bazooms.
	Wow.
	Maybe at least your office number.
	What is it, Sweet C?
	They were showing it earlier too and I was just watching where they're like, there's an outbreak here in South Dakota, here's an empty hospital parking lot.
	Yeah, it looks nightmarish.
	Look, coronavirus confirmed cases, and she just tosses in deaths.
	Well, hold on a second.
	Again, we're talking about one city, so that's the only time they'll mention deaths when they're talking about a small municipality, because four people die, and that increases the overall death count.
	What about nationally?
	It's actually remarkable, because if you look at the total number of cases and you look at the deaths, Seems that the disease is becoming less lethal.
	I'm not saying that aren't deaths, and I'm not saying there won't be an increase in total deaths, but in relation to total cases.
	Again, catching COVID twice.
	54 million cases.
	You know how many people have caught it twice?
	We talked about it yesterday.
	Pop quiz.
	Anyone paying attention?
	Four.
	You got it.
	I'll give it.
	I'm going three.
	I was expecting a joke, but just accurate response.
	No, I prefer every now and then to look like I have a brain, but I don't.
	I'm discounting the first guy because it was debatable whether he actually had it the first time or not, remember?
	That's true.
	So I'm going with three confirmed.
	It's also in China.
	The Hong Kongese lie.
	We're not going to believe that.
	In general.
	Yes.
	Speaking in broad generalities.
	I know you may not like it, but I don't have a problem with it.
	So anyone in Nevada, you let me know if you feel like your vote counted and what needs to change there.
	Before we move on to Pennsylvania, it's actually time to... we have people, of course, we check in with our office every now and then, people in the edit bay.
	We check in Oh, what?
	Did we just lose my microphone?
	Are we good?
	Are we good to go?
	That was my fault.
	Can they hear me in the office?
	I think they can hear you now, yeah.
	Hey, even Brendan is in there.
	What are you working on?
	You're editing something right now, I think, right?
	Even Brendan?
	What?
	No!
	What?
	I don't, that doesn't seem... No!
	I don't understand!
	Thank you Maddie.
	No!
	Uh, uh, okay.
	What?
	What is this?
	I dated three of those.
	Was one a ghost?
	Yes.
	There are only two people!
	She looked like the girl from Ring from behind.
	No, I think three types of the same woman.
	Not a man and a woman.
	Back to the duct tape thing.
	Does he even understand that showing the South Dakota governor hurts their case?
	When the governor is better looking than your hosts... This beautiful woman is crazy, trust me.
	Right across the country right now there are dozens of people with CNN on in airports going, well hey, why doesn't she do her job?
	Put her there!
	She should have a show!
	And put you in a gulag!
	CNN claims she's too pretty to be smart.
	Why don't you have an extra chromosome monster like most politicians?
	Looks like Ashley Tisdale banged Skrillex and we're supposed to take her as an authoritative news source.
	It looks like Lena Dunham before she found cake.
	I'm amazed that Elena did it before she found K, like Ketamine.
	But both!
	Both!
	Probably, because I assume that special K increases your appetite for special K. Her finding cake was like Christopher Columbus, like, putting his flag on the... Right, yeah, and that she was looking for vegetables, but stumbled across cake?
	No, I don't think so at all.
	It was more like Vikings, where she was like, Out of my way!
	I need cake!
	I just mean it changed the world.
	Right.
	Also, a lot of people were killed.
	The similarities are endless.
	Could you imagine if Cortez, like instead of Cortez, it was just Lena Dunham with a red beard and a funny hat, but she was the same person as today trying to conquer back then?
	They wouldn't even have a chip for someone bitching as much as she does.
	They'd have Amazon there.
	It wouldn't even have been an issue.
	They'd have been like, get out of here.
	Get out of here.
	Look at this thing.
	Sure.
	Rape.
	Yeah.
	I don't think I've ever said that.
	Which was also verifiable.
	Like anybody would rape you.
	Okay so now let's go on to Pennsylvania here.
	Pennsylvania is another one.
	You guys can feel free to chime in.
	I want to hit these facts but you guys can feel free to chime in with opinions.
	Other than polling is bad, vote fraud is bad Gerald.
	I don't think I've ever said that.
	Give me something more to go on.
	I'm pretty sure I didn't say that.
	It's factual.
	You know what?
	Let's start with this in Pennsylvania.
	So Nevada's done.
	Pennsylvania and Michigan I'm really looking forward to tomorrow.
	But in Pennsylvania, a lot of people will say, well, hold on a second.
	Actually, that's untrue.
	We had a live stream.
	Poll workers were allowed.
	In some places they were.
	And we'll get to all that, the misunderstandings.
	Thanks, AP.
	But watch this video for yourself, and you tell me if it looks like a poll worker is actively being turned away.
	No evidence.
	You're not letting me in?
	Well, no.
	That's what I told you.
	Call the police.
	Do it.
	If you leave, I'll call the cops.
	I have a citywide water certificate.
	It's not for this location.
	It is not.
	This is the city of Philadelphia.
	This is the city of Philadelphia.
	It's not for you.
	It is not.
	This is the city of Philadelphia.
	It is for that location, in case you're interested.
	You want to talk outside of it.
	Let's talk!
	I have a line.
	I asked you to read the line.
	The line said it's good in every ward and division in the city.
	I don't know what's more offensive that our democracy is being stolen from us or that the poll watcher was tricked by the old bouncer.
	Ah, let's go talk about it outside.
	Close the door.
	You mean there's not a sex on the beach out here?
	Oh, skunked again.
	I like that they couldn't be bothered to read the certificate that says, good in all wards.
	Right, good in all wards.
	It's like, what can we do to make sure this doesn't happen?
	Well, let's just write on it that it's good in all wards.
	That'll take care of it.
	That's the same thing happened with a coupon at TGI Fridays.
	Let's talk about this outside.
	That's because of the one-way mirrored van.
	That's true.
	Yeah, it was a bad idea.
	And it's not because we can see the children in the back, it's because you parked in the electric vehicle only.
	Oh.
	Trying to save the world.
	We take the global warming seriously.
	We're afraid to hurt the kids, just not the environment.
	So here's the thing, poll watchers in Philadelphia, to corroborate not only what's going on there, they were ordered to stand 20 feet away until they got a court order, which they defied.
	Now the media fact-checked some of these things, the 20 feet away, as well as that video.
	This is from USA Today.
	Here's what's so interesting.
	Like you said, that certificate is good in all wars.
	It's citywide, which almost seems like the poll workers should know that.
	Kind of like I should know right now, oh the red light!
	That means people can see what I say!
	Only I'm in charge of the election of the free world.
	So, here's what the USA Today said.
	It was an honest mistake.
	And when you read it, it even confused me.
	Let me read an exact quote.
	So you see they're trying to say that it actually seemed like he was in the wrong ward, and then you realize, oh, at the bottom of the paragraph, right before the guy leaves his byline, which is anonymous.
	I don't know if it was in this case.
	A spokesperson for the Philadelphia City Commissioner's Office stated the act was, quote, an honest mistake.
	Kevin Feeley said during a phone call with BuzzFeed News that the man had a different ward than was written on his certificate.
	An older version of the law pertaining to poll watchers maintains such individuals must be assigned to specific wards, which is why the poll worker mistakenly turned the man away.
	Turned the man away.
	So you say, there was a law on the ward, and people are like, oh, well, I guess, okay, he shouldn't have been there, and he was mistakenly turned away.
	Well, hold on a second!
	You said it was about different wards!
	How was he mistakenly turned away?
	They never mentioned the new law and that the guy was officially credited for all wards.
	So they say there was an old law that was kind of confusing and so it was a mistake.
	Well, hold on a second.
	Is there a new law?
	Is that something they should have been briefed on?
	Because we heard audiotapes of them briefing people in Detroit on how to board up polling precincts with Bristol boards.
	Just grab a new Bristol board.
	It could be an old project from your kid's kindergarten.
	It don't matter so long as they can't see shit!
	And it's educational.
	It's fraud and educational!
	Like Baby Einstein stealing shit!
	Also, do you believe this lady knew that law?
	No way.
	The one in the welding mask?
	Yeah, exactly.
	The plastic welding mask?
	It's non-porous!
	Sorry, I was working on old information.
	I'll leave you with your droplets.
	You can take your droplets.
	I did non-porous.
	I wanted a mask made of marble, but then I realized I couldn't see.
	I tried it.
	So the lady know that law?
	No, there's no way she knew that law.
	Now if you look into, look at this book.
	It's about right here.
	Paragraph 7, subsection C clearly states you have to be in the right ward.
	Now if you got a book of new laws you want to bring around, we can talk.
	We can talk.
	I'm not saying I'm gonna listen.
	Yeah.
	But you can talk all you want.
	You talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
	That's why bitches love to talk.
	Love to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
	Oh, you saying I'm breaking the law?
	No.
	Call the police.
	See if I give a shit.
	Must be one of them new laws.
	He would say that.
	He would say that.
	You can talk to the hand.
	Is this still the 90s?
	Do people say that?
	Talk to the hand.
	Cause I look at 90 laws.
	I get my laws from Brandy.
	By the way.
	With an I.
	Not the one from a TV show.
	Does it matter if it was an honest mistake?
	It doesn't matter at this point.
	The poll watcher was not allowed in.
	The end result is the same.
	Whether you weren't briefed on the new law, whether you knew the law, whether you just had a bad day, it still happened.
	You're still in the wrong.
	That's the whole point of this is it happened.
	No, it was not.
	But it bothers me, it's not even just a guy voting, it's the guy who's got to make sure it's done properly.
	Why would you assume that he's just not allowed inside?
	And by the way, honest mistakes don't usually involve that much shoving.
	Yeah.
	No.
	And call the police!
	Go ahead, call the police!
	I'm detecting a little bit of unhonesty.
	Yeah, a mistake is like, oh, I bumped into you, I'm sorry about that, doesn't involve Yeah, you just lock the doors and you're like, had the pandas.
	We're seeing him with the body language expert on these segments.
	Well, if you look at the body language here, you see he's reaching for a knife, but then realizes it's a camera, so he just commits mild assault by shoving him!
	You can see the honesty here.
	Yes.
	You can clearly see the earnestness in the face.
	I know that it's difficult because of the reflection due to the entirely ineffective mask, but, uh...
	Did you see the poll watchers?
	She took half a sneeze shield from Golden Corral.
	That's all it is.
	It's a sneeze guard.
	That's it.
	Sorry, what were we going to say?
	I cut you off.
	I forgot.
	Now the coronavirus goes down.
	It's the looting.
	Someone looted my idea.
	So you have that, then you have mail-in ballots.
	We talked about how in yesterday, what was the state we did yesterday?
	Was it Arizona?
	Georgia had an acceptance rate of mail-in ballots at 10 times the previous elections.
	Now this is important.
	Here, this kind of trends with the national average, it's about 30 times.
	They were accepted at a rate of 30 times the mail-in ballots of 2016 in Pennsylvania.
	So keep in mind what that means is in 2016 we didn't just have massive unrequested mail-in ballots, right?
	We had absentee ballots.
	I had to vote absentee one time because I was on the road doing stand-up, and so that's where you actually have to, at least when I did it, you had to request a ballot, you had to verify and authenticate your address, and then you had to send it in, usually by election.
	Yeah, that's what ours was.
	Yeah, and I didn't claim reverse racism, sometimes commonly referred to as racism, I just said, well yeah, that makes sense, there's a date, them's the breaks, if I miss the date, right?
	Calendars are racist.
	You know, so that's what I had to do back then, so that was the process back then.
	And ballots that were mailed in were accepted at 30 times less.
	So that means that now, many people who've never voted according to the voter rolls, they've blown past actual voting percentage in counties from countries where it's mandated in some instances.
	And we've seen a record number of ballots that are empty except for Joe Biden at the top of the ticket.
	But for some reason, all kinds of problems with signatures.
	We've shown these on air.
	You can see them yourself.
	Literally it says, put your John Hancock down there.
	One name says Randall Wendell and the other name says John Hancock.
	It's like someone just wrote John Hancock on 30 ballots and put him through.
	I like this John fella.
	Like they were counting money for the mob.
	They re-ran the ballots.
	Their argument back would be that the process has gotten more secure.
	I don't know if it's gotten 30 times more secure.
	Not during this unprecedented time.
	Does that mean the post office has gotten 30 times better at delivering the mail?
	No way.
	30 times the negative profits that they've done for 13 years?
	Yeah.
	Turns out if you lose enough money, you get really efficient.
	Think about this.
	You have to believe that the post office, who have not turned a profit in 13 years and said they were not equipped to handle this election and were mailing out checks 10 days late, were so efficient that they were 30 times more effective in handing in mail-in ballots.
	Also, by the same time, people who've never voted before made sure they got it right from their den.
	30 times more effective.
	When people say, well, you know, there's not enough for voter fraud.
	Again, we've already shown you thousands of votes in a state like Georgia, where the margin is very, very thin.
	Thousands of votes.
	We've shown you that already.
	Again, without an actual canvassing, without an actual official recount, without an actual official audit.
	And now, 30 times the rate.
	Those aren't numbers.
	To give you an example, let's say there were 100,000 ballots, mail-in ballots, that were sent before, right?
	They were rejected at a rate, let's say it was 1%.
	So what happened is, last election, 100,000 votes, 1,000 got rejected.
	Now this time, 100,000 votes.
	Less than 300 get rejected.
	You add that up in a state with a few million people, that's not a rounding error.
	That's winning or losing the state.
	Those are fighting numbers.
	And when you say you don't want fighting in the streets, well then, don't miscount votes to the level That would necessitate fighting in the streets for some people because they want their vote to count.
	5,500 people, their votes did not count in Georgia until this morning because of two flash drives.
	You don't think, they're not burning stuff down, but I would understand it a little more than someone burning something down for...
	I still don't get it!
	Your reason is as good as mine!
	Comment below as to why you burned down a Walgreens!
	And by the way, people were concerned that those numbers would climb, that the rate of rejection would actually go significantly higher in this election, and they were worried that a bunch of voters that would be voting for Joe Biden wouldn't get counted.
	So we can go back and play the tapes of these people saying this, and it went down, and they're like, oh yeah, that's fantastic, that's exactly what we thought would happen.
	I burned down a Walgreens because I prefer CVS.
	I do have the better discounts.
	I don't know why though, CVS still prints out receipts that can circle the equator four times like it's CompUSA in 2004.
	I use them as toilet paper.
	That's weird.
	You can stuff it in your jacket for warmth.
	Oh wow, 50% off.
	Buy five, get one 50% off for Pantene Pro V. Thanks, CVS.
	All I wanted was a 99 cent Arizona iced tea, but you don't restock your cold beverages.
	What is with the CVS down the road here?
	True.
	Your drinks, it always looks like, you can't tell if it's a pandemic or just a Tuesday.
	It's always empty.
	I think it's somebody who's very lazy.
	There's always a sandwich in there where you're like, who?
	Like, who would eat that?
	There's no way that's not been there for seven years.
	If a homeless guy asks me for a dollar, I go, I do not have that, but I do have $1,500 worth of paper.
	That was just handed to me by a cashier.
	It's got War and Peace printed on it.
	What's this in the back?
	Ballots?
	I don't know.
	Someone should report this.
	I don't need Vidal Sassoon product.
	Vote Tossed!
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	Eastern, going on down the trail with Fraud Week, Pennsylvania.
	Now, here's the thing.
	The Trump campaign, they claimed, by the way, that there were different standards for voting in person, and that voting by mail is unconstitutional.
	Some people say, well, that's just hearsay.
	It's an argument.
	Judges are going to toss it out.
	But they don't tell you the argument.
	Well, let me give you the argument, and you decide.
	Does the argument hold water?
	Depending where your biological clock is.
	In-person voters were required to, of course, we all know this, vote in a controlled environment.
	You know I'm not lying to you if you've ever voted.
	And, of course, before Election Day.
	These were standards.
	They required matching signatures.
	Because, you know like when you signed?
	When you voted?
	And you like signed?
	Yeah.
	They were just making sure it's your signature.
	Yeah.
	I signed four or five times as I recall.
	Did you?
	Yeah.
	And then they ran it times ten.
	To get it right.
	That shit's exponential!
	He also told me what to fill out.
	At gunpoint.
	So, controlled environment, in a polling station, right at a precinct, before election day, having matching signatures.
	But the 2.65 mail-in ballots required none of that!
	None of it!
	None of the safeguards!
	Again, we know that they're not matching the signatures, because we've seen multiple ballots that either didn't have any signatures at all, and have been accepted in the past, or ballots that just don't have signatures that match, which we can't do a full auditing, so we don't know how many, but they filled it out from their den, so it could be filled out anywhere, and they could sign anything, and by the way, the Pennsylvania court today decided to legislate from the bench and say, oh, well, usually it's election day, but give or take three days.
	Listen, you can send it in three days late, is what they said, and of course there was a higher court, and this is where I wish my half-Asian lawyer was here, saying, well no, they legislated from the bench, they do not have the authority to change the voting standard and say that you have an extra three days, and then a Pennsylvania Supreme Court said, yeah we do!
	And so now here's what's interesting, though, is the AP, right, they reported.
	So AP, this is considered an authoritative news source.
	Anyone who does news, you always get their newsletters.
	Yeah, AP.
	And they were the ones who were really the source for calling states for a lot of these places.
	So the AP claimed that the Trump campaign had dropped the suit Which was challenging the 682,000 mail-in ballots.
	We're talking about mail-in ballots that were three days late.
	So again, whether you think the Pennsylvania court has the right to just say, we're gonna extend it three days, five days, ten days, you get all the days, that's not the argument.
	The point here is the press reported that the Trump campaign conceded that argument.
	Why?
	Because they want you to be defeatist sons of bitches and say, well, if the court is tossing it, that must mean that Trump doesn't have an argument. Well if Trump's conceding
	and he's not even arguing the point anymore, his own lawyers, that must mean that they
	know they have nothing. You see a lot of that going on because that's what happened at AP, but
	here's an actual quote from the Director of Communications, not Stephanopoulos, that was Clinton's,
	but now he's a reporter. Unbiased.
	Regular Cronkite he is.
	Not so much.
	But he needs stilts.
	So Trump's Director of Communications responded, this story is completely erroneous. Our lawsuit in
	Pennsylvania absolutely still makes an issue of the 682,000 mail-in and absentee ballots that were
	counted in secret.
	To write that we have scrapped that argument requires not reading the amended complaint.
	Again, the issue isn't where we line up in the Of course, I don't think that the courts have the right to say, election day plus three.
	I think people should be held accountable, which is why I have a problem with polling.
	But the argument here is the people we're supposed to trust, the people who are put in charge of fact-checking, where?
	At Facebook?
	At Twitter?
	At YouTube?
	Places like AP?
	They falsely reported that the Trump campaign had rescinded their argument.
	They did not!
	That, combined with people being shoved by poll workers in welding masks, should terrify you.
	Well, this specific argument that they have is, I think, one of the strongest cases.
	We talked about this previously, which state you thought was going to have movement first or had the strongest case.
	I have always said Pennsylvania has the strongest case because of this.
	Because the equal protection argument that they're making, saying that you didn't treat these voters the same, is absolutely true.
	And also, allowing people to cure their ballots after it's been received, they gave people that authority to do it.
	Explain to people who don't know curing ballots, because as a cigar lover, I'm thinking they hang the ballots.
	No, it's not curing like meat or anything else like that.
	So if you make a mistake on your ballot, you are able to fix that mistake.
	You're able to cure that, right?
	If it's something minor, right?
	So there's a couple of things.
	yours go ahead yes right so if you make a mistake on your ballot you are able to
	fix that mistake you're able to cure right that right if if it's something
	minor right so there's a couple of things the naked ballot when Pfizer
	vaccine valid exactly If you had a naked ballot that did not have that outer envelope, the secrecy envelope, which it is supposed to have, the signature isn't necessarily matching, or some other minor mistakes on this.
	And the signature matching is not a minor mistake, by the way.
	If somebody forges it incorrectly, throw it out.
	It was an honest mistake.
	Not again.
	Don't look at me that way.
	Damn you.
	My ballot came with saran wrap.
	I don't even know what that means.
	Be clear!
	But I'll laugh.
	They can't let them do that.
	Alright, I want to hear his explanation because this is where... Right, right.
	So you're not supposed to be able to do that.
	And so instead of just arguing that those ballots shouldn't have been the 2.65 million mail-in ballots, there shouldn't have been about 700,000 allowed after the deadline, they're saying, even if you agree with the court in Pennsylvania, they treated these ballots differently than everybody else's and that is breaking the law.
	And by the way, hey, CNN right now, they're saying Trump fires official who disputed his baseless election fraud claims.
	This is not what's happened.
	By the way, they've also said, oh, some of these suits were dropped in certain states.
	Here's what's happened.
	Again, the media doesn't tell you the why, the contents, and sometimes they just lie, as they lied about, oh, the Trump campaign, they've rescinded their complaint.
	No, they did not.
	In this case, well not necessarily in this case, I don't know this exact case, but there have been several lawyers who have been fired from certain states and then moved, or sometimes I go we have to allocate certain resources because we have a more effective argument in another state.
	There are many, many, many lawsuits right now, some of which are designed to fight at a state level and some of which are designed to be kicked up to the Supreme Court.
	So the fact that lawyers are either recusing themselves Or they're being let go because they want to allocate resources to other states.
	Does not mean that they're just conceding this territory.
	That's important.
	Again, this is to try and make you think that the battle is over.
	Here's the thing.
	Maybe Joe Biden won.
	Absolutely.
	I'm fine accepting that.
	But no one should be okay with this level of fraud or potential fraud and irregularities at this point.
	For me, it's enough when you find 5,000 votes several weeks after in one state, one county.
	For me, when 6,000 votes got, okay, you know what, that's enough.
	If I'm saying no election fraud, there are only maybe one or two or maybe a hundred, if you're lucky that you'll find it in a recount, and someone goes, oh, 6,000, you got me.
	That's one for you.
	That's what I would be saying.
	Just like if we recounted this and we found out that Joe Biden, by some act of Satan, got 10 million.
	More votes than Barack Obama?
	No.
	Okay, fine, I'll concede.
	But you said there were no frauds, and I just found another one.
	There's another 5,000 votes.
	But if you're finding 6,000, that means there's a lot more, in my opinion.
	I mean, I know there's no fact, but that's ridiculous.
	Well, especially if you're like one county, right?
	Yeah, especially if you're doing the lightest possible version of an audit.
	This isn't an audit, this is a recount.
	You're not even trying to find additional votes, you're trying to make sure you counted the ones you have correctly.
	You're checking the fifth pocket of your jeans and you're like, whoops!
	What do you have, cargo pants?
	That's my small pocket where I usually keep my baggy between counting ballots, but it turns out I put my ballots in the baggy pocket.
	That's not called a baggy pocket.
	Well, that's how I refer to it.
	The old Ballot in the Baggy Pocket.
	The old Ballot in the Baggy Trick.
	Along with the, let's talk about it outside, click.
	Oh, Mr. Jimmy Ballot in the Baggy Pocket.
	I should have known better than to trust Ballot in the Baggy Pocket Jim.
	He always pulls one over me.
	Yeah, we'd like you to run this place like Studio 54.
	That's how it needs to go.
	Share and share alike, Mr. Baggy in the pocket.
	By the way, all of these sources are available at lottowithcredit.com.
	That's one thing we're changing because I know some people out there are lazy,
	and I do mean lazy because you can see the source on the screen.
	But a lot of people are like, I don't want to have to type it in.
	So could you just make it so I just click?
	And I'm sure some people will be like, well, can you not make it so I can click on the YouTube?
	We can't do that because we don't run YouTube.
	But if you go to lottowithcredit.com, click the description, you'll see all of these sources.
	They're publicly available.
	And hey, if you think I'm wrong, go ahead and comment!
	More information on Pennsylvania.
	According to the polling data, there are people over 120 years old who voted.
	I'm sure there were some name mix-ups.
	People requested, received, and returned mail-in ballots all on the same day, and there were other ballots that were returned before they were requested.
	That's one hell of a return policy, Harold!
	Postal service is awesome.
	Can you imagine if someone from Kohl's just showed up at your door like, here's your Ninja Blender.
	You're like, I didn't buy one.
	Returned it!
	Out of my hands!
	Bye!
	I'm terribly confused.
	Or if they're like, you will tomorrow.
	By the way, I'm pretty sure that I single-handedly am responsible for Bed Bath & Beyond changing their return policy on expensive electronics.
	Oh no!
	What'd you do?
	Did they change it?
	They returned things like three years later, because it was just open-ended, and my logic is, you know, you used to buy a vacuum, you used to buy a blender, and it lasted, and I don't mean we'd return it three years later, but we might return it like a year and a half later, and you expect it to last like old appliances, but you get it, it breaks in eight months, and so we return it, and sometimes they're just like, hey, do you have a receipt?
	No.
	I'm like, oh, go get whatever you want.
	I'm like, thank you, Bed Bath!
	No more.
	It's because of COVID.
	They started the policy.
	I hate to say, I think everybody does that.
	That's how Coles was too.
	Oh yeah, they were.
	Oh, anything at all.
	You could just go to like yard sales.
	I bet you the Kohl's workers are the people they put at the polling precinct.
	They mark everything up.
	It's like, oh, you would like a pair of slippers.
	Well, that is $600.
	But with the 70% off and the 10% off, it's a four.
	You said you've worked polls before?
	No, I worked at Kohl's.
	I worked at Kohl's.
	And that JCPenney motherfucker tried to get in.
	I shoved him out.
	And then I flipped out my welding mask.
	Job well done.
	I've earned myself a baggie.
	Get your own baggie.
	Are these all clerical errors?
	120-year-old people voting, people having the ballot sent to them, voting, sending it back same day, ballots being returned before they were ever requested, where in some other counties they just... Keep in mind, again, is it applied equally?
	I think they're still counting, Arizona!
	Well, this is gonna take a long time.
	You got that man's ballot in before the day that he even requested it because that wasn't a day!
	I just think that's efficient.
	It really is.
	We knew how you were going to vote before you did, so we just took care of it.
	We're supposed to believe that Philly's efficient?
	You can't even fix your bell!
	How long does that take?
	True.
	Come on.
	Get some Day Raiders.
	History, my ass.
	So now we have Nevada, we have Pennsylvania, we've gone through Georgia, and we didn't know what else.
	We still have Wisconsin, and we still have, I don't know if we did Arizona, but tomorrow is Michigan, because Michigan has some very interesting data.
	Not only just recently that we just showed you a ballot counted four times, and people being doxxed, But Michigan is interesting because of some counties that changed.
	It doesn't tell the full story when you understand that Donald Trump was getting more of a minority vote, more of a women vote than anyone before, and Joe Biden was underperforming with all those votes, but all of a sudden 149,000 came in in Wayne County, and only 6,000 were for Donald Trump.
	Again, in the dead of night.
	Remember there was the typo of 128,000 I think in Wisconsin or Michigan?
	They're like, oh, that was a typo.
	Well, this actually happened.
	149,000 in Michigan, only 6,000 for Donald Trump in Wayne County.
	So he overperformed with all these demographics, which we were told everyone thought he was
	racist.
	Blacks hated him.
	Women hated him.
	And then he only underperformed and Biden only overperformed in major metropolitan areas
	where we saw these shenanigans going on at the polls.
	It does not make sense.
	And you also see in very staunchly Republican counties in Michigan that the margins were
	lot slimmer.
	Yeah.
	It's bizarre and atypical in every which way and the issue right now is the left is always, they're the party who always want an investigation.
	Think about this.
	They did four years of investigating Russia.
	Let's look at their claims.
	They claim that Donald Trump worked with Putin.
	They claim that Donald Trump worked with Cambridge Analytica.
	They claim that Donald Trump was watching Russian pissing prostitutes at the The Kremlin, right?
	All of these claims.
	They claimed that he was funneling money from his... All of these claims and they were running investigations that were a sham that led to nothing.
	It took an AG to step in and say, all right, let's put a stop to this.
	But now all of a sudden they're the party of, we don't need to investigate.
	We don't have time.
	Nothing.
	Nothing?
	No questions at all?
	What if Donald Trump had bought, I don't know, 5,600 votes by just paying someone to remove the memory cards?
	I don't think there'd be a fire.
	Probably wouldn't.
	But hey, you know, instead of actually doing an investigation, they're rushing to certify the election results.
	Not just trying to do it by December 14th, which I think is when most people are supposed to be doing it by, rushing to certify it and doxing people who get in their way.
	Twitter was going to fact check Donald Trump if he claimed victory in March.
	Yeah, Jack, well I'm just exaggerating, but Jack Dorsey said any claims that Donald Trump has won we will be sure to fact check.
	WILFON!
	What are you doing Jack Dorsey?
	Ayahuasca.
	So did he even win Wayne County then?
	Donald Trump?
	Yeah.
	No, he didn't win it.
	No, not at all.
	He didn't win it.
	No, he didn't win Wayne County.
	That's my confusion of what they found yesterday.
	Sorry, that's what I...
	No, no, they found a bunch of irregularities, like Dallas being counted four times.
	No, but Donald Trump didn't win Wayne County.
	Okay.
	Which doesn't surprise me because of Detroit, but now they're trying to say, of course, if Wayne County, if it's not certified, which is why they start doxing people.
	Yeah, because I knew he lost it, but I didn't know if they found enough to where he would win.
	Well, they found enough irregularities where they wanted to halt it to run an investigation.
	Exactly.
	But then all of a sudden they started doxing two of the four certifiers.
	Yeah.
	And they said, all right, you know what?
	Listen, apparently these people don't understand that your internet lasts forever.
	So, you know, you've already been doxed.
	You're in it now.
	You're screwed.
	Just, I hate to say it, move and keep your address unlisted.
	There are ways to do that, but you're in it.
	They're not going to let up.
	They've sent the torch mob after you.
	Do the right thing.
	You know there are irregularities.
	We know there are irregularities.
	There have been total local elections tossed out.
	Six-figure votes.
	Due to irregularities.
	Do the right thing.
	They're not going to stop doxing you, just like Antifa and Black Lives Matter are not going to stop harassing people regardless of a Biden sign on their yard.
	Appeasing the mob is futile.
	This is going to get absolutely nuts regardless of how much the election is contested.
	People need to understand that.
	Black Lives Matter was created under Barack Obama.
	Under the first black president in the history of the United States, people started protesting because they believed that racism was worse than ever.
	Well, and you might as well be honest, because you're going to have two groups at you, so you might as well side with at least one of them.
	I mean, that's the reality.
	People are going to come at you.
	And side with the people with guns!
	Exactly.
	Although mine, I don't know, I think it might be your kid there, Gary.
	Well, I found it.
	He's always running around with guns.
	It also gets a little bit worse, because the state said that they would just go ahead and certify the vote if Wayne Keeney didn't.
	They were like, fine, we'll take care of it.
	I thought the counties had the right to do that first and that you guys were supposed to certify what they said.
	Well, I also thought poll workers had the right to watch for accountability.
	Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
	But instead they're being shoved out with blowtorch masks.
	Yeah.
	You're lucky I don't go in and get my actual blowtorch.
	I just have my mask.
	Don't make me mad!
	Don't make me get my bukkake glasses.
	Alright, so any other commentary?
	So we're continuing Fraud Week.
	We're continuing it tomorrow with Michigan.
	I don't know if we're doing Wisconsin.
	There are so many irregularities.
	Michigan is the one, to me, where opinion.
	I certainly don't think that Biden won Michigan.
	And again, I just think we need an investigation.
	I will accept Joe Biden as my legitimate president.
	Yeah.
	I wonder why.
	There's an investigation into these verifiably documented irregularities.
	But right now let's move on to something else.
	Operation Warp Speed and the vaccines because people now are talking about the vaccines.
	I wonder why.
	Don't you love CNN by the way?
	Baseless election fraud claims.
	Every single one of them.
	Hold on a second.
	6,000 votes switched, 5,000 votes found.
	What they're doing is they're trying to hang on the word fraud, saying, we don't know if there's fraud.
	And by the way, the case where there was fraud yesterday, they forced the director of the election to step down from a job that doesn't exist anymore, even though it was a volunteer.
	So technically, it's not fraud.
	It's like, oh, it's just an irregularity of thousands of votes.
	Right.
	Oh, tomato, tomato.
	Here's the thing that they're doing as well.
	It's just like the racist claim.
	It's just like saying everybody who agrees with Donald Trump is a racist, and the average American is like, well, I don't want to be a racist.
	Okay, well, I've got to look into this.
	And everybody who says, well, this sounds really weird.
	They found votes.
	Wait a minute, they're baseless claims.
	I don't want to be a moron or some conspiracy theorist, so I'll just let it go.
	That's exactly what they're doing right now to the general public watching that.
	Well, a lot of people that voted even said, look, I don't want to go in there.
	I just want all the riots to stop.
	I want to stop being scared.
	I don't think that's fair that you should be able to vote based on fear in that regard.
	Yeah, no, you absolutely shouldn't have to vote based on fear, which is funny because they were trying to talk about it on CNN.
	Oh, you look at Donald Trump, doom and gloom, and a positive message from Joe Biden.
	Joe Biden said that America was dead unless you voted for him.
	Yeah, that's right.
	America is dead with the lowest unemployment ever.
	We've entirely wiped out the economic losses from the pandemic outside of little businesses, but Democrats, you don't care about that.
	A lot of those people won't get their businesses back, but you hate them anyway.
	You want to tax them out of existence.
	And we're down to a 6.9% unemployment rate, which Barack Obama would have hit his knees and thanking the spirits if he hit an unemployment rate of 6.9% in the first two years of his presidency.
	In his knees, Jacob Marley.
	So, let's get to the vaccines, because everyone now is talking about the vaccines.
	Okay.
	Pfizer, right, they had their vaccine.
	This was just announced this morning.
	It was 90% effective.
	Now it's 95% effective, and that's because there's another vaccine from Moderna that's 94.5% effective.
	It almost seems like they're making it up.
	It's like a Price is Right write-off.
	We'll go a little bit more, yes.
	Pfizer came out, said 90%, and then Moderna said, oh yeah, I want this 94.5, and then 94.5, no, no, no, 95.
	They said, okay, you win.
	94.5 and $1.
	It's still not better than the human body, which is at 99.8.
	But it's still, let me make sure I check my sources, three times better than the average
	postal service delivery rate, except on elections, which is 124%.
	They're working that extra.
	I've got to be sure to get the vaccine that's 95% effective against a 99% survival rate.
	I've got to go get that vaccine.
	I think the death rate from the vaccine will likely be higher than the death rate from COVID.
	There's someone in there panicking like Gene Wilder in See No Evil when they're like, oh, listen, all we have here is the Moderna one.
	Wait, is that the 94.5?
	No!
	No!
	Are you out of your cheat?
	No!
	I need the Pfizer!
	The Pfizer!
	Think about it, you're gonna go with 99.99% efficacy rate, and now you have a choice for a vaccine that's 94.5 or 95% effective.
	Here's the issue.
	Remember when Donald Trump, they said it was absolutely impossible because verbatim, Donald Trump said, we might actually have a vaccine ready come November.
	No.
	In case you've forgotten, here he is.
	We're looking to get it by the end of the year if we can.
	Maybe before.
	We're doing tremendously well.
	Now to fact check the president's remarks, NBC News.com political reporter Jane Timm joins me now.
	She smiles like where the wild things are.
	He spoke with several vaccine experts.
	How realistic is this goal?
	Michael Jackson's ghost.
	You know, I talked with some of the best vaccine creators out there, some of the people who created things like the rubella vaccine that all of us have gotten to go to school.
	And they said 12 to 18 months is optimistic.
	It depends on the science, but it's doable in this all hands on deck environment.
	I didn't hear anybody say by the end of the year it was likely or probable because the president said.
	I'm pretty confident she wouldn't know the difference between a rubella vaccine or rhubarb.
	She spoke with someone.
	See that, the fact check?
	I spoke with somebody.
	I spoke with someone who says that's very unlikely that we have a vaccine.
	There are scientists who follow the science.
	Is this the science or is this just science?
	I want to be clear.
	Is it the science, capital S, like the noun, like your god?
	Or is this science where we have a 95 and a 94.5% effective vaccine?
	That's true!
	You said none.
	You said none.
	Donald Trump said maybe one.
	You said no.
	Now there's two.
	Fuck off.
	And she was so smug about it at the end, like the president.
	People want America to fail.
	They don't want us to have a vaccine.
	They don't want us to have trust in our elections.
	Go ahead on your way.
	And their fact check is, this hasn't happened before.
	Right.
	It's like we're saying it's happening.
	It's happening right now.
	That's the whole point.
	Depends on the science.
	This has not happened before.
	I'm pretty sure we haven't had a reality TV show host before who awarded Arsenio Hall.
	It's news.
	News.
	We're in uncharted territory here.
	You guys said it was unprecedented times.
	By the way, with the vaccine announcement, the Dow closed at record high, erasing all the last of the pandemic losses.
	We don't have to wait eight years for that?
	To come back?
	Well, no, we're gonna have to wait, if Joe Biden is certified, we're gonna have to wait another four years.
	Oh, okay.
	For Arsenio?
	Who's two vaccines?
	Then all of a sudden he just shows up on Barbara Walters and he's a shriveled old man with tennis elbows.
	I want to see a Her Apprentice scene with all of the head of the vaccine corporations where he's like firing all of them.
	I do not believe that Donald Trump is racist at all, but I do believe that awarding Arsenio Hall on Celebrity Apprentice was... See, look, I gave it to a black guy who really sucks.
	The worst black guy.
	He put a cape on Melfar.
	This is the least entertaining black guy.
	The least racist thing you'll ever see is him caping Melfar.
	Mel Farr was a Detroit Lion, and he was actually the most successful black businessman in the 80s, and Donald Trump gave him an award.
	And he used to fly around in his commercials and see people like Tito Jackson, who were like, can I get a deal?
	And he's like, yeah, Jackson, that's not as good as Michael.
	And he would have Sinbad on the commercials.
	It was great.
	And he would have really low interest rates, like 43%.
	And that's what ruined Sinbad's comedy, because riding around in Trump's private jet was no longer relatable.
	Like, you know how people all be in the jet and can't use the bathroom because it's tanking up?
	It's like, people are like, I'm like, what?
	And it's like, you are not good.
	I love Norm Macdonald.
	There he is.
	I thought that was Arsenio.
	Yes?
	Oh yes, that's right.
	Most people did.
	I was just saying I love Norm's bit about Sinbad, how he lost to him on Star Search, where he's just like, you ever go to a sock store and you can't find somebody to catch you out and all you want to do is buy socks?
	And he's like, the whole place is crying laughing and he's like, I don't think that's ever happened.
	That's because you don't shop at CVS.
	Rather than give you your socks, they print them out of a receipt.
	You're like, what's going on?
	You're trying to buy socks and they punch you in the face.
	They punch you in the face with a blowtorch mask.
	You're like, I'm just trying to vote.
	You know what I mean?
	You can't touch this.
	Alright, so erase the losses of the Dow, and here's the thing, a lot of people don't understand, it's true, the left, those in the media, they couldn't see that this would be possible, whereas conservatives did believe it would be possible, because people have talked about warp speed, right?
	And you see these things a lot, like people have used the term Star Wars Missile Defense System, that's actually a term that was coined by the media, that's not the term that Ronald Reagan used, but then people believe, they have a grasp as to what it is.
	You hear the term warp speed, and people just think, well this is unrealistic, Donald Trump's not a politician, he doesn't know.
	Warp speed was basically this.
	It was cutting regulation, deregulating and cutting red tape so we would allow pharmaceutical companies, we would partner with private industry to allow them to get a vaccine to market more quickly, allowed certain processes that would have to take place sequentially to happen at the same time.
	In other words, okay, you have to get this approval, then you have to wait, it sits on a desk for four months while a secretary doesn't read it, then you have to wait another nine months.
	So that's why CNN was saying 12 to 16 months maybe, but by November they didn't read What Warp Speed was.
	They didn't read the plan, just like they didn't read the five-page Green New Deal.
	So this is important to know.
	The reason you have two vaccines is because of all the things that people claim they hate.
	Deregulation, you know, the Disney villain that shows up.
	Here's a contrast.
	So this is why I asked, does anyone out there really believe that Biden would have brought it to market faster, considering that Operation Warp Speed was nothing but a package of things Biden hates?
	He has a long-standing history, of course, of opposing all of these actions, and he's already pledging to enact more regulation as soon as he takes office.
	And this is something, too, with Operation Warp Speed, they actually pledged ahead of time to purchase doses.
	Huge.
	Right?
	Giving companies an incentive to get... And here's something, too.
	It was about having companies compete.
	This is a big part of Operation Warp Speed.
	We're going to cut red tape.
	We're going to deregulate.
	And listen, we understand that maybe it might come with more side effects.
	We'll have to create more transparency so people know.
	Some people who may have COVID or are on a ventilator, they might take slight stomach upset if offered this vaccine.
	And this was the purpose of it.
	So businesses started competing against each other.
	And now you see, I think it's Pfizer saying they will make some doses available right away.
	Competition, business, this is also why we're not a non-profit here at Light Earth Credit, this is why we have Mug Club, lightearthcredit.com.
	A business can actually do more good than a non-profit because it can create, it can bake more pies, it can continually grow and do good on an ongoing basis as opposed to, well, the well runs dry.
	That's what happened with Operation Warp Speed.
	This is the opposite again, going back to Biden to contrast it.
	His thing was a cancer, it was Moonshot, the program.
	All these names, Warp Speed, Moonshot.
	He wanted to name it Goldeneye, but copyright.
	And he just wanted to paint a bunch of six-year-olds gold.
	Like, you can't do that!
	I saw it on the cover of GQ.
	That's a swimsuit issue, and I get it.
	They trick you with body paint.
	Those models are elusive.
	You can't do it because she's eight.
	That woman died.
	What?
	Someone died?
	No, the blonde one.
	Oh, oh.
	The gold.
	Oh, the gold.
	I thought something happened on CNN because you were looking at the CNN.
	Oh, no, no.
	I was like, Poppy Harlow?
	Come on.
	That's the one redeeming quality of CNN.
	Fingers crossed.
	Gold fingers crossed.
	Fingers crossed that she makes it.
	Yes.
	That's what I meant.
	Long life.
	This isn't the Kumia Show here.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm of course kidding to people who don't understand that he's a comedian.
	Yeah, I'm not serious.
	Comedian.
	I don't know.
	Let's just ban it as racist.
	So Cancer, it was a moonshot program.
	He thought it was bad that companies, go and research this.
	We have it at the website, LetUsCredit.com.
	He thought it was bad for companies to be competing on similar projects, and so he wanted them, and he wanted to force them to share info and work together.
	Here's the thing.
	It's great in theory to force people to share.
	Anyone who's ever tried to force children to share, you don't get good results, let alone competing businesses in the same industry.
	If you just forced McDonald's and Burger King to share, it would be Burger-nolds.
	McWhopper?
	McWhopper!
	That'd be racist.
	I like burger-less.
	And as a matter of fact, actually, this is something I forgot about this.
	There were some provisions in the Moonshot program that actually removed competition.
	It was so severe that drug prices started to absolutely soar.
	Even Washington Post labeled the product a failure, and you know they really didn't want
	to label the project an absolute failure.
	And before, by the way, before I go to Jill's point, if you guys are watching right now, the 100-something thousand people, 150,000, however many of you are watching here and on Blaze, this can help.
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	That will help us greatly in So basically, you just get out of the way and let the private sector do what it does.
	Joe Biden displays that he has no understanding of how companies operate who are in competition with one another every day of the week.
	They are going out there trying to beat the other guy, and that's the motivation that they need.
	And also, if they have financial incentive to get there first, and they have to abide by the trial rules, they can't cut corners on some of this stuff because there's too much oversight, they will go out and do a fantastic job. That's what they
	know how to do. Working together?
	That's like saying Macy's and Gimbel should have probably just had the same sale and worked
	together. One does men's, one does women's. It doesn't work out. And so he shows he has no idea.
	And two, he is the guy coming in with more regulation. He is the guy coming in raising
	taxes and saying, we need the government to shut down the economy right now.
	Do you think there's any way in the world that he would ever come in and say, you know what, this is fine, you've got plenty of time to do the trials?
	Oh wait, we don't have to ask that question.
	We can go back to the tape earlier in the year and say, it wasn't going to be safe to come out with a vaccine because the trials would be rushed and they couldn't possibly do it.
	They talk about the science, and the science has become a religion.
	I believe in following science.
	Hey, science says it's 95% effective from Pfizer, 94.5% from Moderna.
	Sorry, Moderna.
	No, no, no.
	95.5 now.
	They just came out with another.
	Did they really 95.5?
	I don't know.
	I wouldn't be surprised.
	They're going to tweak some numbers.
	Just hire some poll workers from Wayne County.
	Just kill a few of the people that, you know, in the study.
	You have to look at this and go, we deny the science.
	Okay.
	Donald Trump banned travel from the hub, right?
	Kind of like Atlanta is the hub for Delta.
	Well, Wuhan is the hub for shitty Viruses!
	And Donald Trump banned travel from there.
	You had Joe Biden say that's ethnocentric, that's xenophobic.
	Now we look at the science.
	Everything that led to us getting a vaccine right now in November, though they're acting like Joe Biden is already president because they're trying to get credit.
	Facebook even removed Donald Trump's, I don't know if they put it back, his label as president.
	He's still president, guys.
	He's been president for months.
	Joe Biden wanted to do the exact, and if president, will do the exact opposite.
	It's been clear.
	You can look at his policies.
	You've only got 48 years of it, and Donald Trump, every step of the way, he was fought.
	They said he didn't follow the science, that there was no way we could get this in November, there was no way we could get it before the end of the year.
	So Joe Biden's solution in following the science was put on a mask made from your dish towel.
	Donald Trump, like him or hate him, got it done from other companies, didn't even seize control of a private sector because he's not a Stalinist, and now you have two vaccines before you sit down for turkey and stuffing.
	How about, you know what?
	Please and thank you is what I want to hear from you, Jim Prosciutto and Stelter, and then sit down!
	Right, I got a question for you.
	October 21st, this announcement is made.
	Donald Trump wins handily.
	Do you agree?
	If they announce this on October 21st, instead of announcing it the week after the election, like if this stuff comes out before... Kind of like the unemployment falling?
	Right, exactly.
	Yeah, no, I think it would have made a huge difference, but you know what?
	Ah, them's the breaks!
	It's just the United States of America.
	It's just the one nation in the history of the world who left the most powerful nation that ever existed, the English Empire, British Empire, to become the most powerful nation the next century.
	This never happened before or since, and for some reason people bitch about us being the world police, but we go into countries, liberate them, and ask for nothing more than the land in which to bury the dead who provided them with that right, and Canada is still allowed to exist as a country.
	It's just the future teetering in the balance of that guy, the United States of America, and you want to hand it over to the person who for 48 years did nothing except support segregation, oppose busing, and read the riot act to Clarence Thomas.
	Alright, good luck!
	Good luck, America, but that's why I'm not conceding defeat.
	I will fight tooth and nail, absolutely, until we have the results.
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