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Nov. 12, 2020 - Louder with Crowder
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HARD FACTS: How Voter Fraud Occurred in Michigan... | Good Morning #MugClub
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Okay, because yesterday was a technical disaster, we all know, because we thought Quarter Black had the COVID.
Turns out you didn't, and we have written an entire series of sketches of him as our COVID correspondent.
Very disappointed.
Come on!
So I do apologize, but we have so much to get to today.
My half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here, obviously.
Hello.
Everyone, quarter black, audio-weight, Gerald A., but it's really important that my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here because we are going to go through the 234 pages of sworn affidavits just in the state of Michigan.
Right now.
And they say no evidence at all of voter fraud.
None at all.
Or irregularities.
None at all.
There are over 234 pages that you can all read, but they're handwritten and they're not really labeled.
And I think that someone should be hung from the gallows before breakfast for doing that.
But thank you to Reg the Bandit and myself for spending an hour and a half yesterday at 1030 reading them.
Just thank yourself.
Before we get to that, this is something, just before we get into anything else, also we're passing the Young Turks today, which is kind of, we'll do a little celebration, but this is something In case you wondered if the left was beyond parody, I just wanted to leave with this and we'll go back to it with Georgia voter fraud, but this is a New York Times columnist, Thomas Friedman, the lesser Friedman, encouraging people, this was last night, to move to Georgia just to vote for Democrats.
I hope everybody moves to Georgia, you know, in the next month or two, registers to vote, and votes for these two Democratic Senators.
Now, in a vacuum, what does that matter?
I actually made that statement two days ago on this show as a joke, solely because I know it's highly illegal.
So here's a clip from me two days ago.
I am this close to calling every single Louder With Crowder viewer and everyone here to go rent out a timeshare or apartment in Georgia and voting the shit out of those runoffs!
I'm this close to just doing it, but I know that we would be caught.
I made a joke about doing something illegal.
I made a joke about the fact that we would be caught doing something illegal.
Two days later, the New York Times columnist encourages people to do something illegal.
By the way, half-Asian Bill, is it illegal?
No, it's totally illegal.
There's a process by which you can actually move to a state and become a registered voter, but the time frame and what they're specifically suggesting is a no-no.
It's a no-no.
Not only is there evidence of voter irregularities and fraud in the election, but if you could minority report this right now, you would arrest him for committing voter fraud months from now!
He just said that!
And there are more people who say the same thing.
Hold on, I'll look at CNN right now.
They're talking about hospitalizations and COVID.
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Bill, you were saying this earlier, you were watching TV, and I don't know if you... he always tries to tone it down on air.
It was President Elect Biden, and you had some words.
I think it was President Elect... fuck you Biden?
sitting there going over a legal briefing.
He just hears, like, President-elect F-you Biden.
Oh, OK.
Thank you.
That's a lawyer.
So my question before we move on is, which battleground state do you think
has engaged in the shadiest voting practices?
Because now we're looking at, obviously, Wisconsin.
You have Michigan.
You have Pennsylvania.
Georgia.
You have Arizona.
You have Nevada.
Which one do you think is the most egregious?
We'll be going through state by state next week so you can kind of have it as a catalog and a reference point because we've been doing it as the info comes in but I do understand it's tough sometimes especially when they say well there's no evidence of any kind of voting irregularities and you're like well there's so much but where do I go?
We got you covered.
And let me know, comment right now, take a second, pause it if you're watching this in the archive, and then come back to it, let me know if your mind changes after you see the Michigan affidavits.
Right.
Before we move on though, this is one of my favorite things that happened this week.
A Biden voter being mobbed by the mob trying to tell them that they shouldn't mob him.
There's a Biden sign. Go ahead and sign it. You're a f***ing idiot.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm driving.
What are you doing?
Elle Calderon living forever Her boy is a shaman
Be Lovely when I first saw that clip he was like talking to them or
preaching to them and it was like a lectern or a stage right but then I don't
know was that I read the language at the bottom was like none of this because I
was just watching Instagram and then I was like there's not that's not there's
no way that's what was really being said and then I heard it and I was
like oh I just I love pardon my language it was just it was bleeped but it's so
funny people need to watch that clip it's as though you wrote a sketch because I
voted for Biden please be peaceful
What's the travesty?
I can't see! My teeth!
We thought this was going to work!
What did you think would happen?
They weren't going to burn your stuff down?
Look, I've got a sign!
I've got a sign!
Biden's still very white!
The good white ones.
But I've got to say, those protesters were pretty spot on.
I mean, if there's anyone who's the party of white supremacy, it's definitely Biden.
And his slave-owning first POS candidate VP.
Well, I mean, look, between the two of them, one of them has thrown more minorities in jail for victimless crimes than the other, and it's her.
And one of them has had their direct ancestors enslave more people than anyone in this room.
That is also her.
Wow!
No, actually, I learned that footage was from a Democratic Party meeting.
Okay, so let's get into the Michigan affidavits here.
And to be fair, the pool is tainted with any time Robert Bird shows up.
Ah!
Excuse the average!
It's not a bell curve, it's a Robert Bird curve.
Okay, so let's get into the Michigan affidavits here.
I know this is boring for some people, I understand, but I want to make sure that you understand
exactly what is in this document, what matters.
Some of these things are tough to read.
So first off, this was introduced by quite the dish, Kaylee McEnany, yesterday.
Here you go, this is her announcement.
We keep hearing the drumbeat of, where is the evidence?
Right here, Sean.
234 pages of sworn affidavits.
These are real people, real allegations, signed with notaries.
And then she was immediately cut off.
I hope she has evidence.
We'll have to talk about it later.
Chris Wallace was then hosting Hannity Show.
No, no, no.
Neil Caluto's like, this won't work with my schedule for Baby Geniuses 4!
Whoa!
That's a tight schedule.
He is, he is.
Early production.
So it's 234, 235 pages of sworn affidavits.
I want to go through what I think are the most notable.
First off, Half-Asian Bill, can you explain to people what a sworn affidavit is and why it matters?
Why it's not just...
I think this election is bad!
Right.
It's a statement under oath.
I mean, a lot of people have had to fill them out, you know, where you go to the bank, or you go to a notary, and that person is a witness, they take down your name, they do the signature, so you have a record of making sure.
It's a long process, it's been around for a while.
You know, we're now doing some digital signatures, which is the electronic version of that, but essentially saying, like, there has to be a penalty if we're going to rely on these words.
It's a central part of how the legal system works is that you can trust
that someone isn't going to just put false information in a statement. And so
there are two different systems. You have the state and the federal. At
the federal level the penalties are wide-ranging depending on the circumstance,
but you could generally have about up to five years in federal prison. And that's
for, yeah, perjury applies to sworn affidavits just like being under oath in
court. It does. I mean when you are making an under oath statement in writing in
an affidavit it is the equivalent of sitting on the stand with a judge
there and making a statement again under oath. So in the state of Michigan,
which is where these affidavits are from, they actually have even more strict
penalties. It can be up to 15 years and it's a felony.
You would have to believe that these affidavits are false.
You would have to believe that someone was willing to give up not only more than a decade, potentially, of their own freedom, but also all the other things that go along with being a felon and the rights that you lose.
Yeah, and you don't want to be Michigan's next Ilhan Omar.
Or, sorry, Rashida Tlaib.
The point is, their affidavit's their hands on the Quran.
You were about to say something there?
I was gonna ask you, so when somebody makes a statement like that, doesn't somebody say, are you willing to sign an affidavit under oath saying that this is true?
Like, isn't there a process?
These people didn't just go, like, I'm gonna go find a notary and make this statement, right?
They were appraised of, kind of, the penalties, potentially.
Well, they know the penalties, for sure.
I don't know the process.
Let's not get too nerdy with the process.
We'll go back to it.
I'm just saying it didn't happen by chance.
That's the whole point.
These people didn't just run out and try to do this, like, not knowing the consequences.
There are many, many hundreds, totaling well over a thousand affidavits.
These are just from Michigan.
By the way, I was looking this up.
Someone can probably fact check me.
I might be off by one or two.
Christine Blasey Ford, I believe there were four affidavits.
And they were just affidavits of people saying, I think Christine Blasey Ford told me about a party.
Yeah, that's it.
I don't know how you disprove that.
Whereas these affidavits are very detailed as to what these people saw taking place.
So let me give you one here.
This is from page 17.
The PDF is available to everyone.
We'll have the link up here.
On page 17, someone said that there were batches of ballots run through the ballot machine as many as five times.
This is a direct quote.
At approximately 4.50 a.m., I witnessed a man spraying a chemical on a ballot machine.
He then placed 27 ballots into the machine, and I noticed tape on the top of the ballot where a ballot number would normally be.
Throughout the night, I witnessed him insert these same 27 ballots at least five times.
Legal or not, Half-Asian Bill?
Sounds sketchy.
Nice edge.
You like that lawyer answer?
If any of this is incorrect, if they can prove it's incorrect, this person is in trouble.
The person who made the statement, absolutely.
If they're making factual, material statements that are false, they will be likely found to have committed perjury.
So here's the other part is, so people will say, oh well, you know, the people who are signing it have no idea, they're just being told to sign this stuff.
But actually suborning perjury, so going out and procuring perjury, is perjury itself.
It's also within the perjury statute as a crime.
Here's the thing, even if you ask for someone to make a false statement, and they don't even make the false statement, that's punishable.
Well that's why I was getting into like where these things came from.
The entire process of it is made that has penalties that are involved and so like for that one just you know being you know being very straightforward if you look at that statement the question is always gonna be this is like what you asked the question of what is the way it's supposed to be right and what is the way it's being done And what is the legal way to do it in the way it's being done?
There are reasons why you have to rerun ballots if they're not read.
But not running them five times.
Not rerunning them 27, you know, the same 27 ballots.
But with tape over the number, too.
With tape over the number.
And it just so happens to coincide with the one hour and a half nap that I took.
And the sudden jump, which by the way, let's go to CNN really quickly.
They're saying Biden leads Trump by more than 5 million votes nationwide.
Well yeah, if you ran him five times!
Running the votes five times!
Is that a mundane detail, Michael?
That's a good trick.
Love it.
Here's another one.
This can be found, again, in the PDF.
I want you all to read it.
It'll probably take you a couple of hours.
On page 25, page 116, page 122, page 138, page 158, page 185, we have over six eyewitnesses testifying that ballots not in the voter database were just entered using a fake birth date of 1-1-1900.
Oh wow.
That's just a terrible date.
Six separate witnesses.
Again, check up all those pages.
And this is also, interestingly enough, this is an excuse that's often used when we talk about dead voters going, well, sometimes they just enter in the 1900 as a birthday.
That's also not a legitimate vote if it doesn't match the birth date of the person in question.
You're not supposed to correct it on your own.
Because there's one person here who said that their son voted who's dead twice.
Now, all the local news said that that had been disproven, but they didn't actually provide sources to it being disproven.
What I had read was they said, well, sometimes if they're part of a new township that's created, they'll just give them like a birthday, like 1900.
That's also an illegal vote!
Fact check, he actually only voted once.
Right.
That was their fact check.
We have a new town that's going to hand out birthdates now.
And so here's the thing, there were some examples where, you know, the birthdate was illegible, they put a like a placeholder birth date in there of 1900,
and then they go back and they follow those up.
And so even if, I mean, this is the entire problem I have with anyone going, no, there's no fraud at all,
there's no irregularities, we shouldn't look at any of this, just crown Biden and move on,
is there are legitimate irregularities that the system is already set to review.
So we're not saying, hey, do an extraordinary review, don't do anything that's abnormal,
canvas the districts, look at the votes, check the ballots, check the things that are irregular,
And let the chips fall where they may.
You just said canvass the districts.
This is something I want everyone to know.
In Georgia, for example, and keep in mind, too, the Georgia Secretary of State, this isn't... anyone involved, even if they're Republican, they don't want to say, yeah, I was involved in the most incompetent voting process Exactly.
Even if it's not scandal.
So they're not necessarily going to be looking as aggressively as possible, regardless of political affiliation, because it reflects badly on them as well if they didn't catch it.
But this is something that was overlooked, and I would say even on our show we didn't have enough time.
In Georgia, people just think, oh, it's just a recount.
Explain to people what the canvassing is, the recount, how that's different, a manual recount, and why it could change things dramatically and catch fraud.
Because it's not just going, all right, recounting, and there might be a difference in a few votes.
Well, it's looking at, in every state, the ballots are a little different.
They have different requirements.
For example, in Wisconsin, you know there's the witness and the address requirements.
Ballots are made of cheese.
Right, they're made out of cheese.
Sometimes they have little bites.
If it's Swiss cheese, you may miss a candidate.
Fred Favre shows you his penis.
Oh, that's awkward.
I think he lives in a different state now.
Atlanta.
Really?
Oh, he abandoned them quickly.
Sorry, go ahead.
Stephen knows sports.
I love when Stephen mentions sports.
It's like, I know I'm going to get gobbledygook.
It's when, except for... A gook's a gobbledygook!
Oh!
Sorry!
Sorry!
You prefer slope.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I prefer Charlie.
Okay.
So, when you go to the different states, before they can certify, they have to do canvassing.
And people are going, I can't believe they're asking for this canvassing.
I don't know, we've only been doing canvassing our entire nation.
Our entire history of certified votes.
Again, not every state has it.
Every state does it a little bit differently.
All we're saying is do the process you normally do.
And in an election where it's not that close, no one pays attention.
But just because you didn't know canvassing happens, and that canvassing is required, and a vote certification is happening, and reviewing the irregularities and checking to make sure they're right, doesn't mean that that hasn't already been the process.
That's what I think this comes down to if people believe that this is legitimate or not.
For example, just because you didn't know that canvassing happens, just because you didn't know, for example, like, I think that vote should count, but he wasn't born in 1900.
Why?
Well, so?
Well, that's illegal.
I didn't know that.
It's not an argument.
It doesn't matter!
It's not a defense.
I don't care what Detroit Free Press told you.
If you were born in 1967 and it says 1900 and it doesn't match your voter registration, that is not a legitimate vote because we cannot know what is accurate or not.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
And I think we've just gotten so used to the media calling an election and we just trust, oh, okay, those are the results.
And we had no idea this entire process went on until around December 14th, I think, when they actually say, yep, votes certified in each one of the states.
Right.
And we just thought it happened the night of the election, right?
And CNN went out of their way to make sure that we knew that that wasn't the process right up until their guy was the beneficiary.
And then they said, nothing to see here, move along This is extraordinary!
Well it's more nefarious than that.
They weren't trying to let us know that that wasn't the process.
They were trying to let us know that actually this time we wouldn't even know the winner.
Yeah.
Period.
We wouldn't.
Because usually the process is used but media will call it and they work with local officials and they go okay we have a general we think we have an accurate count.
Right.
But they were saying don't believe any of it!
Right.
If Trump wins.
And they had to keep saying it up until 425 AM.
And you know how, here's the thing, when they say, well, we knew that Biden was going to pull ahead.
Do you know how you know that's not true?
Cenk Uygur, who we will not mention after this stream, was losing his mind up until midnight.
Democrats did not see it as a surmountable lead at that point.
They were just as surprised.
If they were saying, hey, listen, keep calm, all is well, winning Florida by double digits, by twice the margin of last time, I think last time was 1.5, it was 3 point something, I don't know the total tally.
They would have said that.
Hey, listen, it's going to change when the mail-in ballots come.
No, they all, you could see, it was like a death march.
And then they said, what?
Hold on a second.
At 4.51 in the morning?
How did this change?
It's like, I don't know, shouldn't you ask?
I don't ask questions.
When the banker favors me, I don't say anything.
Where's Jesse Ventura when you need him?
All he does is ask questions.
Never provides answers.
Not at all.
I don't know, what do you think happened?
I'm just asking the questions.
Always the interviewer, never the interviewee.
Was the W. Bush family sitting down there behind the tallying machine with the Saudi Prince in an Acme plunger blowing up Tower 7?
Is that what you're suggesting?
I'm just asking questions regarding the facts with my creepy riff-raff.
So one thing I would say is very interesting, because I've talked to a lot of people, I think I've mentioned this before, before the election, you know, there's not a lot of court going on these days, so I'm like not getting my fix of adversarial conversations than I would normally do.
You call me up at 2 in the morning just to argue.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm like, no, you should not be wearing spandex.
This is not the time of year.
That's probably right.
And so I would go talk to a bunch of folks, and I'm still doing that today, and a lot of folks on the left, like folks who are just openly, they support Biden, they go, we need to count the votes.
They're like, I don't want to have to answer to someone and say, oh, we just won because we shuffled it under the bed.
But that is not what you're hearing on CNN.
They're like, I'm looking around and seeing these headlines.
But less than half of America believe Biden won.
People don't understand that.
There have been several polls that have come out to that effect.
And people are like, just count.
And I go, exactly.
I go, that's the kind of stuff you need to be telling other people.
They're like, but everyone around me is saying, this is America.
Why aren't we following the law?
Why are we stopping following the law?
Let's just count the votes.
Well, hey, listen, you can't Molotov cocktail a five below.
Well, I didn't know that.
Well, still, we're still going to have to arrest you.
I don't think so.
No, we're gonna arrest you.
That vote is not legitimate.
I didn't know.
It doesn't matter.
That does not matter.
I had a friend who got arrested because, or he was detained because he accidentally caught a species of fish in Lake Michigan that you were not allowed to fish.
And he legitimately could claim ignorance because everyone could.
He was a professional hockey player, and they said, like, ah, you can't do that.
We're going to have to bring you in.
He's like, what is this?
They said, it's illegal.
He goes, but what is it?
They said, does it really matter?
We're going to show you it's illegal.
He said, all right, and he took his licks.
Yeah.
All right, here's another one.
This is from page 37 regarding mail-in voting.
Poll watchers observed mail-in ballots being logged even when they had no signature or weren't a registered voter.
Again, you can find this in the PDF on page 37.
We have seen this happening across many sworn affidavits across the country.
Again, all of this is just Michigan.
There are also numbers coming in that there are a disproportional number of ballots that just had Biden and Harris, and I can't verify this, but it hasn't really largely been disputed, where it's just Biden and Harris and not the rest of the ticket, which is very weird.
It pisses me off more than just about anything else because that was what they assured us would be the backstop.
They said, no, no, no, mail-in ballots are fine because we can check the signatures and that will be fine.
And just to go, well, eh, I don't know, you put an X over here and a Y over there, that's fine.
They did fix it because we've talked about this long before this show about how many votes could be compromised because a lot of ballots either didn't have signatures or the signatures didn't match, but now they just said...
Good enough!
So it's not in the same name.
Hold on, that voter's name is Paul and it says John.
Well, he wrote John Hancock.
He was being ironic.
No, he wasn't being ironic!
That's not the right signature!
And now all of a sudden you have ballots accepted, mail-in ballots, at 30 times the rate of any other election.
Unbelievable.
Because any signature is good enough.
Think about that for a second.
All of these things and then something that is statistically observable, no one can dispute this whatsoever, mail-in ballots.
In the year, the first time they were unrequested, accepted at 30 times the rate.
Rejection rate was 1% is what it used to be, now it's like 0.03 something percent.
Think about it, those add up!
Over 100,000 votes, couple million votes, those aren't just, that's not a rounding error, that's winning a state.
Yeah, exactly, and that's just one factor, right?
Go to postmarks and everything else and you start to add these things up and it becomes a huge number of votes turned.
But Gerald, if only there was a way for us to double check and I'm sure that the things were done correctly.
No, I think the winner's already been declared, Bill.
I apologize, we have to move on.
If only our government had already put a process into place to double-check these votes and give Americans... Fake news.
Wait, we already have one!
Right.
But I didn't know that!
Oh!
Oh!
Well, I guess Joe Biden's the winner then.
Just give Joe Biden the trophy.
What, you think the President gets a trophy?
Well, a plaque then, fine!
He gets a plaque!
He doesn't get anything!
He becomes leader of the free world!
Well, I didn't know that!
Well, I'm going to tell you guys, I think you're making a big mistake even referring, you know, in any way to think that this is going to be a Biden presidency.
You know, this is definitely Kamala.
All day, every day, I send her a cookie bouquet just to hedge my bets.
Just to hedge my bets.
Sometimes I go to a Methodist church and not just a Baptist church just to hedge my bets.
Well you do if you want to send Joe Biden a gift.
Send him a gift that you really want for yourself but you can do without for about nine months to a year and a half.
I didn't put a return address.
Here, Biden, look!
I got you a new Nintendo Switch, huh?
Yeah!
Keep the gift receipt.
And should something happen, you see there's a contract there that says it returns back to its rightful owner.
Yeah, just send it back.
Huh?
What?
You're leader of the free world.
Well, I didn't know that.
So, here's another one.
Duplications.
This is on page 107.
Hold on, before this.
Why is Morticia Adams on CNN right now?
No, that's Dick Durbin.
The other day she was doing the little shoulder pads, like Orphan.
How funny would it be if that guy just reached into her little box and just went, got a million.
What is that?
Are you saying it's unprofessional?
Yeah!
Yeah, I am!
And I know, this is one thing, women act as though they have it harder in the workplace because, oh, men wear a uniform.
Could you imagine if you walked in today wearing ruffles?
Wearing a pirate ruffle shirt?
Or just a lace negligee?
People are like, what are you doing?
That's unprofessional!
I mean, Steven, the number of times before the show started, and I've had to tell Gerald to take the ruffles off.
That's true.
I'm really protecting you here.
I think it'll work.
It works.
Come on.
I'm not saying you didn't look good in it.
I'm just saying it's unprofessional.
He's tall, so he can do the horizontal lines.
By the way, Half-Asian Bill, it doesn't matter how many vertical lines you try and put on your suit, we can tell.
I was going to say, I want you to notice that CNN always has the popular vote up.
The irrelevant statistic is always there.
They don't show you that it's an 11,000 vote difference in Arizona.
They don't show you that it's under 20,000 in a couple of other states.
They just show you, oh, the popular vote.
It's almost 6 million now.
Of course he won.
No evidence of voter fraud.
No evidence of voter irregularities.
None whatsoever.
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
As to whether there's enough to flip all of these states, but anyone who says there's no evidence, they're lying to you.
Discount them immediately.
Just like if someone says, I guarantee you Donald Trump won, discount them immediately.
That is not information that is valuable because this person does not know.
We do not know exactly what has happened with this election.
We do know that there are illegitimate votes.
We do know that there are irregularities, and in some cases, Fraud.
To the level of which, that we don't know.
This is from page 107.
A poll watcher saw poll workers duplicating ballots to incorrect precincts in order to run through two ballots for one person.
And they said that they observed this repeatedly about 20 to 30 times.
So of all the different allegations, this is one of the ones that I think is a very much, like there's no innocent explanation for that.
If they saw what they saw, and I realize they've signed and said that this is what they saw, but look, having worked in law you see people who, everyone will see the same scene and remember things a little bit differently, or there's some explanation, but that's one of the ones where it's really hard to think of how could there be an explanation.
You saw the ballot, it had a precinct, you saw another ballot, it had the same person with the same votes but with a different precinct, and then they both get run through, right?
There's no legitimate explanation for that.
And it's one of the examples that we have to get to the bottom of.
And here's one other point.
Let's say that the presidential election doesn't change.
Let's say that the swing states, the battleground states, they are what they are and Trump doesn't end up winning.
There's still a lot of other ballots that matter.
We're coming into a 2021 redistricting cycle.
The state legislatures are the ones that determine that.
So knowing that the ballots for those less popular candidates or less popular races is really really important especially when you've already
had people who conceded and then they were like oh by the way you won by a
thousand he's like oh you're bullshitting ah think about this for a second how would you not want to
investigate an election where you had a six thousand vote slip just a flip and they go well
we caught it so the system works Well, hold on a second.
You caught it in one district and you're claiming it works?
I would prefer that it didn't happen at all.
Seems it's an oversight that 6,000 votes were miscounted for the wrong guy entirely.
And we also have another in Michigan, a Republican who conceded and then they found out actually won by 1,000 votes, which in that district is a lot.
That's a significant margin.
This happened, just those two examples, wouldn't that warrant an investigation of every vote in the state of Michigan?
6,000 votes, that's consequential to the national election, and a local guy lost until he won.
You know what?
And if it's a glitch?
I mean, if someone here came forward with proof that Gerald had groped them once, and I was like, well, how do you know?
And I see videographic evidence of his hand sliding up a thigh, and then another one is just a videographic evidence of him later on surfacing himself in the bathroom.
I'd be like, you know what?
Now, I think that we need to look into this, and I go through the Ring security footage because I found two examples.
That's enough!
Why am I the example?
For example, Tubin.
If Tubin did it twice, wouldn't it be worth a probe?
Not the kind of probe Tubin would like, but a probe into how many times has Tubin done this?
It happened two times that affected the outcome of elections in Michigan!
That's not...
No evidence?
No, that happened!
I don't understand where they get the no evidence claim.
They can not like the evidence, they can not like what they're seeing and think maybe it's not going to change the overall, but there is evidence that stuff happens.
Oh, irrefutable evidence.
By the way, hit the notification bell speaking of irrefutable evidence because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube and the notification bell goes straight to your mobile app and tells you, or your phone, your mobile app, I don't know.
I am tired.
We have not taken a break since election, nor weekends.
And we do good morning, of course, weekdays at 10 a.m.
Eastern.
Here's another one.
This is from page 172 of the PDF that is publicly available.
Go look at it.
The good thing about the Green New Deal is everyone could read it because it was five pages.
It was written by a functionally retarded person.
This is a little bit tough, because most people don't want to comb through 235 pages.
You've got to pass the president before you can read it.
Right.
And when you always hear the left, they go, well, we're the party of nuance.
You were going to take over the economy with five pages, and it was double-spaced.
It was double-spaced.
And this is 234, and you don't have any interest?
Don't tell me you're the party of nuance.
Come on.
This is page 172.
A poll watcher examined a box of ballots and found 60% or more had the same signature.
That's totally normal.
Again, we need to investigate this, but this is a sworn affidavit that comes from someone in Michigan.
That's something that hand counting with supervision will find.
That's why they don't want it.
And this is a question that I did have for you, Half-Asian Lawyer Bill.
How many of these things, if you do a hand count, can be found versus not?
So for example, this is one you can find if they all have the same signatures.
But if some of these secret ballots have been destroyed, there are some things that could be covered up afterward.
Right, so one of the hardest ones are ballots that don't actually make it into the system.
So if they never got received and that's, you know, if there are ballot boxes or drop-offs and they just don't get collected or they get dumped or they get sorted before they're taken in, it's really hard because you don't have anything in the counting, right?
The counting presumes that you already have, but there's not really anything you can do about that at this stage.
What about backdating?
Like the ones that have been backdated.
Can you find those?
So in some states they keep a record of when it was actually received and they went through a process where it was stamped.
Though as we saw there have been questions about where they stamped appropriately on that day or not.
Sometimes they're dated in the ballot itself.
So for example you know that it was sent the day before the election and then somehow it got in and had a date from the day two days before the election.
Right.
You know you've got a problem.
I would actually say though... Especially when they just they put the date in as 1900.
Yeah.
Right.
Wrong fraud!
Bad fraud Pete!
I knew I shouldn't have hired you for our fraud campaign, bad fraud Pete!
One of the actual problems with the multiple signatures that are the same though is you can only know that if someone notices it.
If you have a thousand people counting and you have the same thousand signature, one for each person, you may not realize.
And it's really hard to notice if the entire voting precinct is an arena covered in Bristol boards.
Or you're like 60 feet away, you know, from that.
There's some of this too, you just have to put two and two together.
They're putting up wallpaper on glass!
Yeah.
Bill, when have you ever seen that outside of a horror movie and that's only because people are acting in the exact opposite way that someone would react in their life?
Who puts wallpaper on glass?! !
Especially when you're supposed to be observing what's going on behind that glass.
But also the guidance that they were given, Bill.
The guidance that says, even if the signature doesn't match, even if it doesn't have a signature, even if the postmark isn't clear, even if it is after the deadline, go ahead and accept that.
Go ahead and say that that is a legitimate valid.
Can't we go back and find that?
That's illegal conduct to say, guys, go ahead and do it, even though that's against our state laws.
Right?
And I think that's what they're alleging happened in Pennsylvania.
And in some of these districts, folks were giving the wrong instructions.
And look, it's not that it doesn't happen in every election.
The question is, is it happening in the key precincts, in the key districts, and having a material effect on the outcome of the election?
And when I say the election, I mean the entirety of the election, not just the presidential election.
But one thing to be clear, it really only takes one or two precincts per state to change it.
So people think it has to be widespread across No, Wayne County is enough.
In Pennsylvania, especially when you have some states that are 20,000 votes or Wisconsin, it can be one or two precincts.
So we need to be clear about that.
You're not just talking about every individual's home.
These ballots are collected in basically what are giant ballot farms, effectively, right?
And then if it's covered up in Bristol Board and they don't let anyone in, then okay, well, now you know that you're screwed.
Well, think about a state like Arizona.
You have Maricopa County that far exceeds almost every other county in terms of numbers.
So you could make it look like very little of a problem by framing it like, well, one of 34 counties had We had a 2% error rate in the counting of ballots for one candidate versus another, or 2% of them didn't actually get in, or 2% of them had irregularities that we ignored despite saying we counted them.
But then you go and you're like, okay, well, but how many is that 2% and how much is that 2% against the rest of the, oh, oh, it actually is 11% because of the number of people.
So, you know, you have to look at the objective numbers and also the percentage.
We're just giving you an idea, and people say, well, how can the county affect it?
Uh, Wayne County?
Are we talking about Detroit?
That affects the crime rate of the entire state.
Like, murder in Michigan is basically Detroit.
It's Detroit, and every now and then there's a little bit of a scuffle at the drive-in in Muskegon.
Outside of that, that's what it is.
People don't realize this.
When Bill Clinton tried to claim credit for tough-on-crime, right, in the 90s, it was Rudy Giuliani in New York.
That affected the entire national crime level, violent crime level.
So you need to understand how much a state can be affected by just one county.
All of Michigan!
If you talk with Michiganders, right, people who don't actually live in Detroit, just like, if we could just annex that shit and send it to Canada, who would be better off?
Because they know how much influence it has and how corrupt it is for crying out loud.
People talk about Chicago corruption.
I don't know that we've had a mayor, I think probably two out of three mayors in Detroit have been investigated if not arrested.
That guy Kwame who was mayor in Detroit, his wife may or may not have killed prostitutes who he had in the mayor's mansion and he tried to flee, they caught him at the Dallas airport, remember?
Not only is he a criminal, he's stupid.
What do you think?
They don't need to extradite you when you land in Dallas.
Bad plan.
Get an international flight, you moron.
So, Gerald, to your point about the instructions, there have always been issues where you worked in one state, and then you moved to another state, and then you're in the next election, and you're helping to work, and the instructions are different.
Or the instructions have changed because of the rules, or there were a lot of last minute legal rulings that were had, and you've got to communicate that to lots of people who the last time they did this was the last cycle two years ago, and the instructions were a little bit different.
Right.
So when you have legitimate claims of questions about instructions being given correctly or the process not being done according to the instructions that were given, you have to be able to answer those.
Right.
It's, again, part of the process we already have in place.
Well, in Pennsylvania, the Supreme Court had to come a third time.
To tell them.
No evidence.
Be peaceful.
Be legitimate.
And now we are going to come back in just 30 seconds with actually potential new voter fraud as expressed by the New York Times and the Yang Gang.
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I don't know why it is that men love—well, your dad is white, and you were just telling me today that your dad beats you at ping pong.
He's so good.
Really?
Whoa!
Now, was your dad only interested in Asian women, though?
Was that, like, his thing?
Because I feel like a lot of guys who I know, like, they— I don't know.
Who did he date before your mom?
Well, I wasn't alive then.
You never asked him?
No, no, no.
Like, my dad always liked blondes, and so my mom made sense, you know?
I didn't know, like, but guys who have, I know a guy who was married to, and he was like, I only date Asians.
And I actually, this was his response.
I said, like, oh, and I think Asian women obviously are beautiful.
The hair, and it's exotic, especially to... Man, I love those ladies with hair.
Long, straight, black hair.
But he actually made this reaction.
I said, what about, like, what do you ever, like, if there's like a nice white woman?
He went, ugh.
Oh, wow.
I don't know.
I mean, I know that I, before marrying my wife, who's Mexican, I had never dated any minority at all.
Period.
How dare you?
But that was just because I'm in St.
Louis and there's like not that many, you know?
What are you talking about?
Are you kidding me?
At least where I was.
Well, he didn't make the drive to Ferguson.
There's a great old Norm Macdonald joke.
It's that ping pong is the only sport named after its inventor.
But my dad is very good at ping-pong, but my Chinese grandmother, so on my mother's side, was better than him and would beat him regularly.
I think really the moral of the story is I'm terrible at ping-pong.
No, you're actually pretty good at it.
I would imagine your Chinese grandmother does it while chain-smoking cigarettes and then swallowing them backwards because it's just an old age way.
Let's see right here really quickly CNN before we go to the next version of election fraud.
We will know the final Arizona tally soon.
Trump counts Arizona vote count while dismissing other results.
This is one of those things they just go without context.
Isn't that hypocritical?
Hold on a second.
Let me ask you.
Did we already verify 6,000 votes accidentally went to the other guy in Arizona?
Was there an actual local seat that flipped?
After a Republican conceded in Arizona?
No, this happened in Michigan.
That doesn't mean that nothing wrong has happened with Arizona because of course there were military ballots that came in late, there's some just ballots that didn't come in on time at all.
But it's not just hypocritical because you go, oh you know what, maybe that state did it right and that state didn't.
He's also not contesting the results in New York, to be clear.
Or Florida.
Or California.
He's not only contesting states where he lost, we're only talking about states where there's verified evidence of nefarious activity, which again, you say does not exist.
So someone watching this not understanding the contest goes, well it's hypocritical.
No, no, no, no, he's not contesting all states, just the ones where we have verifiable proof of some bullshit.
Again, to minority report this, the left is now being open about committing voter, I don't know, voter fraud!
This would be voter fraud!
It wouldn't be an irregularity because it's before, like an irregularity doesn't happen beforehand.
You don't plan an irregularity, is that what you're saying?
Right.
And if you think it might happen, you get some beneful.
Beneful?
Whatever the fiber thing.
What is it?
Fiber?
What's the fiber thing?
Beneful!
I see commercials.
It was a poop joke.
Are you recycling Ted Cruz's poop joke?
No, I'm not recycling Ted Cruz's.
What's the fiber thing that you drink?
The orange drink?
Beneful!
Metamucil.
Beneful there too?
Yeah, Beneful.
Anyway, the point is it was... Shut up.
So in Georgia, we are going to have runoff elections.
And I know some people are going to say, hey, what's that?
Well, you don't really need it.
It just means there's going to be another election for people who don't necessarily pay attention.
For which party controls the Senate?
Now, I actually think this is more important because when people talk about Kamala Harris with a tiebreaker in the Senate, people don't realize the VP has a tiebreaking vote.
But keep in mind that when we're talking about the number of Republicans in the Senate, it still is including Mitt Romney.
So minus one.
You can't trust that guy.
Party affiliation, Sandy Vagina.
It's gonna be a tough one.
It's a growing movement.
But hey, you know, from every Sandy Vagina comes a pearl.
That makes sense.
Have you never seen an oyster?
I don't know, I get clam.
So, the New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, we showed you this earlier today, but it gets worse.
I want to revisit this.
He encouraged people to move to Georgia to vote in the runoff.
Everybody moves to Georgia, you know, in the next month or two, registers to vote, and votes for these two Democratic senators.
That guy looks like Dennis Farina banging someone who sells meatball sandwiches.
It looks like a character of something.
So that, and then I want to go through Andrew Yang, sorry, but Andrew Yang tweeted a similar strategy, let's call it, where he said, everyone who campaigned for Joe should get ready to head to Georgia.
I'll go.
There isn't much time.
The earliest date for absentee ballots to be mailed for the runoff is November 18th.
The registration deadline is December 7th.
The in-person voting... I mean, he's laying out a blueprint.
Seems to me that they are suggesting what I believe to be... Correct me if I'm wrong.
Possibly.
Felony voter fraud.
So the Italian meatball sub sandwich guy?
Yeah.
So his thing seems much more closer to what would be voter fraud.
And it's not just fraud to go and do it, but to encourage someone or purchase their vote, which has been suggested that, oh, you could pay people to go down and cast their vote.
Like Chelsea Handler with 50 Cent by offering him sexual favors to vote for Biden?
Yeah, I think that's a problem.
Someone prosecute that broad.
I don't care how many books she writes about vodka.
You're a slut.
We get it.
I believe in prisoners' rights.
We would not want to put her with them.
That would be terrible.
But it would put a smile on their faces.
But I will say, and this is something that's very important, is the fight isn't over with regards to this runoff.
So when Andrew Yang is saying, hey, he's going to go there and help, and they're going to increase the number of people that are out there doing not ballot counting or ballot canvassing, but door-to-door vote canvassing to make sure that people are
voting for the election
and that they're going to send additional money and they're going to have all these
ballots. This is the time when if people let off the gas in this particular election
you know it may have even more dire consequences than losing the White House
is to also lose the Senate. So you don't think that Andrew Yang was saying try
and set up a residency?
His stuff does not seem to be set up residency.
Well, I guess it's because... Other guy, different.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, by the way, just because I know it's different from state to state, a spokesperson for the Georgia Secretary of State's office, we're back to there, they oversee voter registrations.
They did cite a state law that is a felony to vote in Georgia elections if you are not a legal resident or if you're just residing in the state briefly with the intention to vote and then move away.
I was joking when I said that two days ago because I knew it was highly illegal.
I thought it was so obviously illegal, like, you know, when I joke about, like, killing a hobo, throwing him in the Ozarks.
You know I'm not going to do it.
Wait, that was a joke?
It was a joke when I said it, not when you did it.
Right.
But the point is, I was so absurd, I took it to the extreme.
Like, let's all move and get apartments, condos in Georgia.
We all had a big laugh about it in the control room.
I said, I'll buy you all timeshares.
Everyone said, ha ha ha, Steven, you're incorrigible.
And then we saw the guy from the New York Times talk.
It wasn't funny anymore.
He thought it was a good idea.
I heard it from Steven Crowder.
We should do this.
Dennis Fiorina's bastard child.
This is just amazing to me that they are saying this.
Let's just move to Georgia to vote.
Like cramp.
And then they want to talk about how, oh, we need to do away with the Electoral College.
Why?
Because it should just be based on the popular vote.
That's what's best representative of Americans.
You think that most representative of Georgians is a bunch of the Yang Gang moving into a timeshare, sleeping on beanbags so they can throw their vote and then go on their merry way?
No.
You think that represents the average American?
They don't care about representation.
They don't care about the systems of law in this country.
They care about simply doing whatever is necessary to win an election, whether legal.
That's where we are.
Whether legal or not.
This is illegal.
This is illegal.
Can someone investigate the New York Times guy?
Friedman?
Can someone call him in for questioning?
Are they going to call James O'Keefe in for questioning?
His biggest crime is running a camera while someone else says, hey, I'm about to commit a federal crime.
And then they interrogate James O'Keefe, but now you have a New York Times writer encouraging a crime.
Can someone put the heat lamp into his face?
Right, there's gotta be a tweet that he followed this up with too, right?
He's got it written about it as well.
It's like, you've got evidence!
Let's go!
The only acceptable follow-up tweet to change the scenario is, ha ha ha, just joshing, or you should arrest him.
Yeah, exactly.
No, he probably doubled down in the tweet is what I'm saying.
So it's not just that.
I mean, even the Wall Street Journal was publishing articles about how you could go and get established there.
And the Georgia government has maintained, like, look, there is a process for which you would have to establish residency.
But even if you do end up establishing residency, but your entire point was just to come in, establish residency, vote, and leave, that's still illegal.
So it's not only, I mean, if you want to come in and work on a campaign, you can do that.
And in fact, that's, I think, what Andrew Yang is trying to do versus Bushy McMeatballs.
Go down there, do your vote, and then move away.
Right.
No problem.
Or just go down there, don't even establish a true residency.
Because, for example, you could get a Georgia driver's license.
So you have to give up your driver's license from another state, get it there, and go through those steps.
There are a couple different ways to establish residency in Georgia, but you can't just go in, vote, and roll out.
I just wish that I had the life of a complete lack of accountability, because I remember We were moving from Michigan to Texas, and I remember talking with my accountant, and asking about voting absentee, and I said, hey, we're talking about how we pay taxes, right?
And he said, well, actually what you really would have to prove is that you are in this state for more than six months out of the year, so it relates to taxes, and specifically it relates to voting.
Right.
None of these questions matter to these folks!
No, not at all.
Georgia driver's license is good enough for me!
Do you think they ever have a conversation?
Do you think they have any of the legal counsel?
Just think of how many conversations we have had where you go, uh, Stephen, I think it might be... This was an actual conversation.
Half-Asian Bill goes, I think it might be illegal for you to drink half a bottle of Epicoc and go into the DMV.
I remember.
If I were a Democrat, no one would care!
It was somewhere between 11 and 97 reasons why that was not a good idea.
Half of which were legal reasons.
This was an actual thing that we did not do, because remember they were doing the sick-in when Donald Trump had his hotels?
They were going, Trumpcare makes me sick!
And all the Trump hotels.
So we wanted to say that government bureaucracy makes me sick, so I was going to drink Epicoc, but like 20 of us, and go into the DMV and just be vomiting uncontrollably.
And it turns out that could technically be misconstrued as vandalism of federal property.
Misconstrued, of course.
Peaceful protest.
I made the right decision.
My parents told me to make good choices.
And I do.
Most of the time.
Sometimes.
But if not for him, I would have consumed Epicoc.
The really hard part was trying to find Epicoc.
Apparently you can't get that anymore because they say it doesn't work.
Yeah.
They say that it doesn't actually work to use Epicoc and vomit like it was used to stop, uh, you know, uh, like poisoning.
Poison?
Oh, okay.
Apparently it doesn't work.
But I had a guy.
So I will say, it was very difficult, but that was not what stopped us.
It was the, it was this man right here.
The Kraken.
Were you looking at your phone or were you just that disappointed?
No, I was trying to see if there were any other sources that were also encouraging and there are a ton of people who are saying just move to Georgia.
Yeah, just move to Georgia.
Look, if you want to move to Georgia and stay there, fine.
Yeah.
That's on you.
Hey, you know, it's almost like CNN could investigate it because they're in Georgia.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, when yesterday, I think it was yesterday, the Secretary of State was talking and they didn't show it, it was happening on their street.
There's a level of blind where things are not voter fraud or they're not illegal but they're just clearly intended to game the system and thus immoral, right?
And so I feel like we've only heard about this for every day of the last four years about one party being The moral party and the other one not.
And now to say, well, we're just going to go ahead, get a bunch of people registered, have them all come here, say that they're staying, and then influence the election and essentially game the system to take the Senate.
Okay, maybe you didn't do something illegal if you jumped through all the hoops, but you definitely did something wrong.
Well, except the Secretary of State saying it is illegal in Georgia.
Yeah, some of that is illegal.
What part's not illegal?
If you move there and you are actually going to stay and you get registered in time and you turn in the ballot, you could vote.
But if you just leave in January, you've got a problem.
I'm not going to stay in Georgia.
They're all going to move back to Williamsburg or Brooklyn or Park Slope.
I'm not a hobo.
I don't want to insult a large portion of our viewership, but Georgia's a horrible place.
No, Georgia's nice.
I prefer the Georgia country.
Wow.
They just can't even hold their own against the Russians.
I would rather be in that Georgia than your Georgia.
Wow.
So Georgia, get your shit together.
Hey, Georgia, we love you.
He does.
We just don't like your CNN.
Yeah, we don't like your CNN.
But we do find it funny when the CNN gets burned down by the people.
Fire doesn't go up a building, does it?
They were reporting on it like please stop and then they found out that the reason and Pete
Marauders were breaking down the building was because it was a police precinct in that same building
Oh, yeah, just get that there in the second floor. Yeah, they don't even care about seeing
Under his desk. It was a 50s bomb drill. Yeah, fire doesn't go up a building does it so we're safe on the fifth floor
I have no idea. All right Listen, this is something else we have to get to.
It's a long time coming, but this, right now, today or tomorrow, we will have officially surpassed the Young Turks on the YouTube as the number one independent news channel.
all. Oh my goodness. Oh there it is. Yay. I can't drink from my mouth. So here's the deal. I thought this was going
to be bigger than it was.
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You're talking about the streamers?
No, the whole thing.
Pass it to Young Turks.
Again, you can post Crowder Passes TYT.
But let me give you a story of the saga and why it matters.
There were like months that I just dreamed about this as a kid.
Because you have to understand, I was a kid, I was 19 years old.
This was back in 2008, 2009 where I was doing videos and I had very few.
Young Turks attacked me.
They started the fight.
This was back on YouTube when there were no conservatives, right?
There were no conservatives, it was all edgy atheists and liberals and Young Turks were sort of seen as, I guess, counterculture somehow.
And they were actually going after me, and they actually went after my friend Lee Dorn, who at the time, he's a lawyer, who has a small channel of like 50,000 subscribers.
So I remember thinking like, ooh, one day I'll show you.
And here we are.
But it's kind of like when Rocky Marciano fought Joe Louis.
How does it feel beating Joe Louis?
He was like, that wasn't no Joe Louis.
That fighter I beat out there, that's not the Joe Louis I grew up watching.
He's like, the young turks now, it doesn't really matter.
I didn't know they were still really around.
I know, I know, and with so much money.
I was going to say, I don't think Joe Louis had heavy investment from Al Jazeera.
A little bit more.
I think my biggest issue is, I mean, they're no good.
Yeah.
So, you know, a hollow victory.
You can do it.
You can do better.
Let me give you.
Yes, exactly.
But this is when we say independent, we mean like actually independent.
We don't have money.
You're a little late.
You guys invented fireworks.
You should know better.
What are you going to do next?
Overcook your noodles?
Yes.
The answer is yes.
The Young Turks.
People are saying, congratulations to the 5 million.
To me, that doesn't really matter.
What matters is passing the Young Turks.
And then I realized that doesn't really matter.
And I told you, I made this promise to you guys, once we pass the Young Turks and overall subscribership, that I will no longer be using them as a source to rebut.
I will no longer be making fun of them.
I will, at the end of this show, retire once and for all my chain compression and my costume because I don't want to be a bully.
This is kind of like right now it's like as a kid you know you imagine showing up to your bully and going back and telling him what's what and then he's got a potbelly and he's bald and he's divorced and like that's kind of what this is but I still have to do it.
I have to do this.
Because what happened was they attacked me early on and then what really bothered me, you understand, I was a little young kid when the Union assault happened in Lansing, Michigan.
So I had gigabytes of footage.
I'm giving you the saga of Stephen Crowd and the Young Turks.
I had gigabytes of footage that I tried to submit to the local DA or the local police.
They said that I couldn't submit it because I was no longer in Lansing.
I didn't live in Lansing, which of course I found out later is untrue.
So none of my evidence was submitted, but the Young Turks actually did a video claiming that they had watched the footage and I committed a crime, which the local district attorney used as evidence.
So this is what the Young Turks did.
So in that edited video, it appears that the man is standing calm in the beginning, and then sucker punches Crowder out of nowhere.
Turns out when you look at the full tape, not exactly how it went down.
Oh my god, I forgot how different he looks now.
He has changed.
The years have not been kind to him.
And I see this as someone who is aging at an accelerated rate like a paddling in the sole chair.
But this is what happened.
I was assaulted by a union member, and we uploaded this footage, and then... Sucker punch.
Yeah, sucker punch.
And then after, when they did this, and the DA said, or I don't know if it was district attorney, if it was prosecuting attorney exactly, said, like, well, I watched from the Young Turks commentary, and it was pretty clear that Stephen had pushed the gentleman first.
It was a deposition.
I didn't know what was happening, and I wasn't even there.
Um, and my evidence had never been submitted.
So I did upload this so you can see for yourself unedited two simultaneous angles of this assault footage, uh, which YouTube then labeled age inappropriate so no one could see it.
But here you go.
See that right there?
They're cutting that tent with box cutters.
That's what you're seeing.
Right there.
See that guy?
He's stabbing it with a box cutter.
You can find that footage.
You fucking rat, you fucking rat.
Yeah.
And the guy who's drunk falls into me there.
And wankity, bangity, bangity, bang!
Over under clinch and then I just turtled because there's 500 of them.
Let's see this.
You got a gun!
I'll kill whoever put the gun!
I'll kill as many motherfuckers with a gun!
Guy following me to my car by the way.
I remember that.
Oh, yeah.
Police had no interest in the footage.
And there's also, in the unedited footage, there was, prior to that, you could see that union gentleman.
He told him when I was Betsy DeVos's grandson.
He's Betsy DeVos's grandson!
Get him!
It's like, my fictional grandmother employs you?
Right, exactly.
So you guys were in this tent that was being attacked by people.
The only thing that you guys went out to do was to say, hey guys, stop, stop.
Yeah, there were women in the tent.
There were some kids in there.
It was a family event.
Stop doing this, and this is a response.
I still have a piece of the tent that was cut up with box cutters.
I remember when we were in there, and I saw it come and go, like a cartoon, just like a Grinch cutting through the fabric.
A box cutter!
And I remember this was the first time in my life where they had this huge platform, right, the Young Turks, and I felt very powerless because I was like, well, here, I'm going to upload the unedited footage.
I couldn't submit it to the cops.
YouTube said it's age-inappropriate, so no one could see it.
And the Young Turks just went out and lied about it.
And it was actually, you realize it was actually admitted as evidence, just him talking about something that they didn't actually show.
And this is, so this went on for a while, and obviously this is an independent channel.
And the crazy funding for the Young Turks, a lot of people don't know this story.
They have $4 million in 2014.
I think it was from Buddy Romer.
They got another $4.25 in 2015.
So right now, yeah, we're at $8.25 million.
Another $20 million in 2017.
They received $300 million in Google funds for training journalists.
I don't really know.
I don't really know what this was.
So when I was small, right, really small, as a channel, this is what the Young Turks would do.
They would go after me.
And then I started growing and calling them out.
Nothing.
Nothing.
I couldn't get them to show up.
I remember there was, like, Politicon was a small thing.
I said, well, dude, if it's Cenk, nothing.
Nothing.
This was for a very long time.
All of a sudden it was like I was a ghost and it existed under their bed.
That's because you could punch back then.
Yes, but when I was small, that's the thing.
That's why after we do this and we give them their eulogy that we'll never ever address the Young Turks again.
It's the end of an era.
It's the end of a two-bit hack era.
And the Young Turks, speaking of social media, you know, people often wonder why I have such an axe to grind with Big Tech.
The Young Turks, they were actually broadcasting it.
YouTube created a space.
YouTube Space.
And the Young Turks had a studio there.
Yeah.
My brother used to go in there and do freelance work, and he'd see Cenk all the time.
They were just like buddies.
I don't even know if they were buddies, but the guy, that's where the bacon grease joke came from, because he would bring his own jar of bacon grease.
No.
It's a true story.
So this is what happened.
I kept wanting a debate with Cenk Uygur because he had attacked me when I was young, 20 years
old and had no ability to punch back and then he wouldn't respond.
And so then what happened was, and this is something that obviously is pretty shitty
on my part, but I don't apologize.
I started doing sketches as Cenk Uygur, as you guys well know.
This has been going on for a while, but here's something that a lot of people don't know.
I did these sketches as Cenk Uygur, and what I did was I found out through the grapevine that they really hated it.
I was like, well I have to do more!
Of course!
So then what I did was I actually did a sketch as Cenk Uygur with all of the big YouTubers at the time, so like Alex Jones, Lauren Southern, Ben Shapiro, Milo Yiannopoulos, and I gave them the video.
I said, just upload it to your own channel.
Yeah.
So that when you search Shane Weger or Young Turks, this is what showed up.
And then I also ran these sketches as ads prior to Young Turks videos.
It's cruel.
It's pre-roll ads.
It's so brilliant!
They were speaking with an expert at Google who was like, what's this targeting pixel?
I'm like, you don't even have to worry about that one.
And of course they were rightfully furious because this, for a period in time, a glorious period in time, when you were to click and watch a Young Turks video, you saw one of these sketches as an ad before it.
When you use the f-word, you know it's real talk.
I said f**k!
I've heard about your show and stuff, so I wanted to ask you a question.
No!
No, I said get him off the phone, okay?
Get the f**k off the phone, you Jewish shekel-collecting f**k!
Whoa.
You say the one who makes the frauds gay?
None of you gay!
None of you gay!
Num, num, num, bacon grease.
Yes, yes.
That is actual bacon grease.
And it was full of s**t!
You left us!
You broke my heart!
CUT THE F**K OFF THE PHONE!
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE F**KING!
I keep in mind the context of that, which for people who might be... Dave Rubin worked for the Young Turks, left them, which already kind of grinded their gears, then had a pretty successful YouTube channel.
I produced a video as Cenk Uygur with Dave Rubin, let Dave Rubin upload it to his channel, and then I also ran these as advertisements before Young Turks did.
This is when they truly began to love you.
And then I still, though, no response.
We only would hear through the grapevine that they didn't like it.
And then I was no longer allowed to run them as ads.
And I was like, wow, skunked again.
And I really, really wanted to get my hands on Shane Weger, the Young Turks, and I couldn't.
So this is probably one of the most cringe... I've talked about the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life.
And it was when I did this, and I'll give you the full story after this clip, but the only way that I thought I could actually physically be in the same room and engage in some kind of debate with Cenk Uygur was to crash a South by Southwest panel in Austin with Cenk Uygur as As Cenk Uygur, I apologize for the cringe.
Still banned.
But do respect the commitment to character.
This actually happened live.
to go.
Uh...
No, this is bullshit!
Come on, guys, we're having a real discussion!
I'm not a member of Congress.
I'm just one person.
Okay, I can see you.
I can see you.
No, don't do it.
No, bro!
I'm sitting down.
Don't say that.
Sir, you want to talk about the immediate insight?
Oh, no, don't sit down.
I'm walking up there.
I walk in past the room of like 40 people.
And, uh, he's sitting there like, Okay, so Stephen Crowder, this is what he does, right?
Yeah.
And the security leaves.
They just leave him there, and I'm just like, I'm not doing any violence, I'm not going to attack, I would never to.
I actually don't, I don't personally dislike the guy at this point.
But I have this empty chair and I have to sit down and he's like, don't sit down.
Because he knows that I'm not going anywhere until I was physically escorted by security.
And here's the thing.
So that was at South by Southwest.
There are two Marriott's in Austin.
There, yes.
One is across the bridge.
Is it South Lamar?
Is that where it is?
Lamar?
I don't know.
So I was there for South by Southwest and I dressed up in a bathroom as Cenk Uygur.
Cenk, Cenk, Cenk, Cenk, however it's pronounced.
And I... Who cares anymore?
Was dressed up, I had actual bacon grease, because I had a jar that we kept our cooking grease, and I actually used it because I wanted to be, I wanted a Daniel Day-Dulis it, right?
I wasn't gonna be lazy.
And I put it, and I'm waiting in the bathroom, and I had heard that Bill Nye was out in the hall for some reason, and I knew that I was going to, I think it was like Ballroom B in the Marriott, so I'm waiting in the bathroom, and then I get a text saying, crap, crap, crap, he's at the other Marriott.
And they've already started.
So I have to get in one of these, what's a glorified, like, pedal cab.
You know, it's like one of those golf carts, but it's like a bubble.
And I run in there, covered in bacon grease, in a bubble, like a Jetson's car, as they drive me over to the Marriott.
And the security at the front door didn't even stop me.
They just went, hey!
I said, no, no, no, it's my panel.
And I walked in.
And I have never been so uncomfortable in my life.
I didn't want to do it, but at a certain point, you have to.
Yeah, I respect you for that one, because you've dressed up as a tranny several times, and this is the most uncomfortable you've been.
No, I haven't dressed up.
I've dressed up as women, so careful.
That is disrespectful.
I have dressed up as actual women, and you copy-pasted your little hate speech there.
And this, you may not know, the bacon grease, you know, I actually had to use bacon grease because, little known fact, like, Cenk Uygur, uh, he, he, he, everyone knows that, okay, he's a guy who likes to eat.
Right.
No, he really likes to eat.
And as it turns out, literally two minutes before, uh, we came on air, I had not one, but two epiphany foods, which is amazing!
So these are ideas about food, epiphanies about food.
Yes, I don't like spicy food as much as I like non-spicy food.
But with spicy food, tortilla, flour tortilla, I didn't like spicy food.
Corn tortilla?
I love ground beef.
I don't like to eat corn tortillas.
But if you fry anything enough, I'll eat it.
It's terrible, but obviously Stephen's delicious.
Oh my god.
I was like, oh my god.
Like, I Joe Biden myself.
Like... Like, I leaned in... It's the middle road on the... Yeah, no, no, no.
I leaned in and I was like, oh, jank.
Oh my god.
Like... If they just did this show... Anyway, this is getting uncomfortable.
Guy Fieri already took up that spot.
I'll bleach my hair!
I can go to a dash!
Okay, listen.
No one likes Drive-Ins and Diners more than me.
Driving to Flavortown.
And here's, and then the only time that in like I would say eight years the Young Turks actually ever addressed me publicly was of course a lie.
And what it was was, I actually found this, this is really, and I know for some people maybe this is inside, but this is just, this kind of matters to me because it's sad.
This is me saying goodbye to something that helped shape who I am.
It was the Christine Blasey Ford saga, and it's an accomplishment.
It's something that I hope is on my headstone, that I was called a garbage person by Anna Kasparian, where they lied and took a joke out of context and immediately lost tens of thousands of subscribers.
So here's the lie.
So he called her a lying whore, and he also accused her of calling someone a rapist with no evidence.
She did not call anyone a rapist.
But nonetheless, Steven Crowder, I mean, this is what you can expect from trash like him.
I apologize, I misquoted.
Trash.
Yes, trash.
Not garbage.
I don't want this whole video to be fact-checked by YouTube.
This is why I have a job.
I misquoted an insult to myself.
So, no, first off, she's wrong about all- Christine Blasey Ford did accuse- I mean- Yeah.
Do we not remember that she accused Brett Kavanaugh of rape?
No, no, no.
Gang rapist.
That was Sweatnick.
That was Sweatnick.
She was, of course, an attempted rape.
And to be clear, this is a rule that I have for anyone out there who's creating new content.
And this is really why this segment matters.
People were planning on creating new content.
When I was coming up, it was the era of the Young Turks.
And I didn't know if this would exist as you guys watch it now.
I'm so grateful because there was no Are We There Yet because there was no There Yet.
Every day is a new there yet.
But if you say anything or if you make a joke or something that you think could be taken out of context, just make sure you say it so that if people extend that clip 30 seconds in either direction, they go, oh, well, now I know what he's saying.
That's a rule that I follow, and it's one that the young Turks, I guess, have never heard of.
Or the media.
Because this is, no, I didn't just say Christine Blasey Ford's a lying whore.
This was the joke that was taken out of context.
Let me recap this for you.
Ford accused Kavanaugh of attempted rape in a letter to Dianne Feinstein that Feinstein didn't mention until after the hearings.
Feinstein said Tuesday she can't vouch for everything, whether it's true or not.
Ford doesn't remember exactly when it happened or where it happened.
Her story contradicts the therapist.
The attorney's story contradicts Ford's.
An attorney that originally said Ford would testify is now, I think, saying that she's not going to testify, was put in retainer on August, at which point she took a lie detector test for an accusation she claims she was never going to make publicly at all.
Should be noted investigators are saying that there is still the noted possibility of Ford being a dirty lying whore.
It's a good joke.
Possibility's still open.
From Investigator.
Not from me.
It's a quote.
Yes.
About a possibility.
It's a quote about a possibility.
I would never say that.
No.
Certainly.
It's a joke show.
But this is the thing.
They apply these standards.
And I think this is why they've lost so many viewers and it's kind of sad even though we've tallied up thirty-something, forty-something million dollars in investment.
Unbelievable.
I haven't taken money in foreign investment from any kind of a foreign caliphate.
It's mugs!
It's you guys!
I know PBS says they're funded by viewers like you, in whichever way Mitt Romney votes, but really!
Wait, so am I not supposed to be taking money from Beijing?
Or am I supposed to?
We'll talk about it later.
I mean, details.
You can work out the details.
I will say, the women, they look mighty fine.
Here's the thing.
We are funded entirely by you.
You join up.
MugClub.
Latoscutter.com slash MugClub.
We haven't taken funding from Qatar, from Al Jazeera, which became Current TV or Al Gore.
We've never had to.
So this is why this is kind of a significant moment in history because often people claim, hey, we're the top independent news channel.
This actually is an independent news channel.
We don't have allies anywhere.
Of course, The Blaze, who we work with, NBC, Vox, Universal, ABC, Disney, Turner, Comcast.
We're not going to be setting up shop in YouTube studios any time soon in Marina Del Rey.
I don't even know if it's still a thing.
No, not at all.
But we were clearly not welcome, and it's okay.
I wouldn't welcome me either.
But I think they took it out of context because they don't want people to know, even though they've become social justice warriors today, their track record, the Young Turks, specifically of misogyny.
the way that they treat women without irony.
Now, Steve Crowder is a gross person.
We have a camel toe photo for you.
Oh wow, okay.
I mean, that's my bias against him, but, and you have to guess who the owner of that camel toe is.
You don't need to believe me, you can see for yourselves.
That makes me think Demi Moore, well she looks young.
It's a signal to his misogynistic viewers, never respect a woman.
I'm gonna go Demi Moore.
No, her breasts are not large enough.
That's crazy.
You walk out.
Yeah, or you f*** other women.
Jake is like making a porn plot in your life.
How you doing, tiger?
If you have a short haircut, they're like, yeah, yeah, lesbian.
Put her in the lesbian style.
Always, you know, find a way to put women down one way or another.
Assuming she's a five rather than a three.
There's no way I would hook up with her.
Later they can say, oh, I'm not a slut.
I'm just drunk.
What can I do?
Press up against the window.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's how you do it.
nonetheless steven crowder i mean this is what you can expect from trash like
him i love the alternated
if you don't respect the you treat me well the other women
that's right i have no that's right and guess what
that'll work by the way the last time i saw it
the shell of the where you are where you are pleasuring them
Because we are going to denigrate and try to humiliate every woman.
And my audience is going to get off on that, is what he thinks.
Because Megan Fox has larger breasts than that, and you can't quite tell.
Megan Fox is a twig.
Can't tell.
Yeah, but she has a nice rack, right?
Go ahead and cry, Steven.
Cry all day long.
And we know exactly what you're about.
And at least thank you for giving us clarity on how you feel about her and women in general.
I mean, what kind of a free country are we if we can't even f*** someone's wife?
I I don't respect that.
Like, here's the thing.
I actually prefer that old Chang.
And I'm the guy... My wife and I did not have sex until our wedding nights!
It was definitely more fun.
It was definitely more fun!
I think it's objectification of women to rank them by number.
Also, what's most offensive is how flippantly he disregards Demi more.
She hits the small rack like, oh, she'll be heartbroken.
She'll be heartbroken, you third string Turkish wrestler.
Tons of fun doesn't like me.
Oh no.
I forgot how bad that was.
Yeah, that was pretty brutal.
And I wouldn't have any problem with it if it was like, hey, you know what?
I said I would legalize bestiality!
I was very shocked by that.
Yeah, I'd never heard that.
You were shocked?
See, this is why I say I've lived in this bubble for years.
I've been here since 2006, right, on YouTube.
2008, doing political videos, and you have to understand, like, that was the Everest to climb.
So for me, this is a surreal moment.
It's just, I kind of arrived here and nothing's ever quite what you expected.
It's like getting to the top of Kilimanjaro and there's, you know, there's a Dairy Queen.
You're like, they ruined it.
It's a tourist trap?
I thought this would be pristine and untouched.
But you still got a blizzard.
Yeah.
I did get a blizzard and I turned it upside down.
I was like, ooh, it really is thick.
It's true.
Thick just like I like my women.
And so now we're at the point, though, and I will say this.
Listen, thank you so much to everyone who has subscribed to us, supported this channel.
It's been a really wild ride during election cycle 2016.
That's when we went daily to election cycle recently.
And we don't really like to talk about numbers because those things ebb and flow.
Really what means the most to us is you.
Is you.
Because we know that at one point I was that misfit.
I will tell you this.
I was the misfit where really I had no idea that it would ever work doing anything conservative
on YouTube.
All I'd been told my whole life was, well, Fox News, the conservatives don't like this
kind of comedy.
Yeah.
Well, I do.
So maybe I'm an anomaly.
And same thing on YouTube.
Well, it didn't exist and the algorithms kept favoring everything to the left.
So I thought, well, you know what?
Maybe I just have to...
When we first launched this show, to give you an idea, we actually first launched the
show as a podcast.
It got 2000 plays.
Oh.
And we said, I guess no one's just going to pay.
Cause at this point everyone was saying, Hey, Hey, all the media consultants would come in and say, do short form content.
Like if your thing is 30 seconds, edit it down to 20 seconds.
And then if you could add in a cat and like a piano or a funny pie.
Or a turtle humping a Timberland?
Like, that's what'll work.
Long-form content won't work.
And so we actually considered at one point just making this show all of the content exclusive to Mug Club and earning a living, but like, well, you know what?
I guess it's just an uphill battle where we'll never be able to have the kind of influence that the left would be able to have because there just isn't that ability.
So that's an actual conversation that had taken place, and it was a real heart-to-heart that I had to have with even my wife, going, hey, you know that stuff that I really wanted to set out and accomplish?
I don't really know if we can do it.
And I remember saying, I can't compete with over $30 million in funding if we're both independent.
I said, I just can't.
I'm just going to be snuffed out.
So I say this because anyone out there who thinks that the current landscape Is what it will be 10 years from now?
Don't lose heart.
It really can change.
It's kind of like we talked about with free enterprise and conservatives.
You know, the left says, I want my piece of the pie.
We know as conservatives, you can bake more pies.
And I've said that, and people go, oh, that's just propaganda from capitalists who want you to keep feeding into the system.
No, no, no, look, look, look.
This right now, what you are watching, this is a whole new pie.
There was no piece of the conservative, of the right-leaning, of the independent, of the libertarian voice.
There was no piece of that pie on YouTube.
This was before Facebook was a thing.
This is a whole new pie, and now everyone gets to benefit from the whole new pie.
And so here we are.
It's kind of bittersweet because, you know, the Young Turks, their numbers keep dwindling and going down.
It's not really a worthy adversary, where now we kind of have to go after CNN and bigger networks.
And I don't think that we'll ever get to have any of those debates, because now I can't do it.
I would be a bully.
And I do appreciate you bringing us here.
I guess as one final time, I should give you one final... One for the road.
Thank you guys!
Okay, that's right, it's been a great ride, but, uh, it's bullshit.
And, uh, it is time to officially retire the Young Turks' Cenk Uygur, uh, costume and character.
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