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Nov. 9, 2020 - Louder with Crowder

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Fox News is NOT Your Friend! Here's Why... | Good Morning #MugClub

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	Call for the Mrs. She wants us on her.
	Wants us on her.
	She wants us on her.
	Wants us on her.
	to the end of the day. Ah, good. It's our first good sip.
	It's our first Good Morning Mug Club since we've been doing nothing but election live streams.
	It's true.
	And by the way, I'm keeping my heat until this is all settled in the courts.
	Well, you kind of have to.
	If they start burning stuff down, well then, well, my comments remain to be seen.
	So we have a few things.
	We're going to be talking about a whole lot today.
	The reason we're a little bit late is because there have been some breaking stories regarding, I don't want to say outright voter fraud, but voting irregularities and in some cases seeming outright fraud.
	I don't know if you consider dead people voting fraud.
	No.
	I mean, it's at least irregular.
	It's at least irregular.
	It's at least atypical.
	So we'll be talking about that.
	We'll be talking about why Fox News is not your friend.
	And we'll be talking about why the left, in yesteryear, didn't care about civility.
	Now they demand civility from us.
	And you know what?
	I'm probably not gonna.
	But before we get into any of that, we actually have to get to some breaking news regarding
	the novel.
	Oh wow.
	That's really breaking.
	Oh, right.
	So I think we have Reg the Bandit here.
	Reg the Bandit, are you there?
	Yeah, the news this morning is the sworn affidavits of voter fraud just keep pouring in.
	And there's a new one, right, specifically this morning that just happened before we went live.
	Yeah, there are two.
	There's a sworn affidavit by a whistleblower in the Clark County Elections Department in Nevada who claims that poll workers fabricated proof of residence data for illegal voters.
	Then there's another election fraud lawsuit in Detroit with affidavits alleging backdating ballots that had no matching signatures.
	So this one includes an affidavit from a city employee claiming she was asked to backdate the ballots.
	Wow.
	And by the way, with Nevada, that's a little bit different from people who they say, well, maybe don't live in Nevada, but they can vote Nevada.
	This is not what this affidavit is alleging, right there, Reg the Bandit?
	Right, it's that they've fabricated proof of residence for people who are voting completely elite.
	Fabricated?
	That seems to border on- don't fact check us, YouTube!
	I'm just saying it could seem like it borders on fraud.
	Wow.
	And everything, of course, for those who don't know, people who haven't watched what we went through yesterday, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arizona, all of the above.
	But I tell you what, it really is looking like, for people who've been these defeatist little- and I mean this, cowards.
	Listen, Donald Trump may lose.
	I'm not saying that he's won.
	But we certainly know that Joe Biden has won.
	We do not know that for a fact.
	And for people who've already just conceded defeat, I don't want to say I don't respect you, but I don't respect you.
	And it looks like this election, as far as Joe Biden claiming victory, is actually going to end up going to a place where Joe Biden really doesn't want it to.
	Anybody who runs for the Supreme Court or is appointed to the Supreme Court, to be more precise, should understand I have not made my judgment based upon this proceeding because we have not heard all the evidence.
	As a black American, as far as I'm concerned, it is a high-tech lynching for uppity blacks who in any way deign to think for themselves.
	This is a major fraud in our nation.
	We want The law to be used in a proper manner.
	So we'll be going to the U.S.
	Supreme Court?
	You bitch!
	Is his middle name really Robinette?
	I don't care.
	I don't care.
	Think about this.
	Remember when Donald Trump had to sit there and listen to Barack Obama crap all over him at the Correspondents' Dinner?
	Yeah.
	Clarence Thomas right now is going... It's the same energy.
	He's like, here we go.
	Bring it here.
	Bring it.
	Who would have thought that the pube on this Diet Coke can would lead to the determination of the next election?
	People who don't remember.
	People who are too done who didn't follow Clarence Thomas.
	That was his sexual harassment.
	We said, hey!
	Hey, who put that short and curly on my diet Coke can?
	Ha ha!
	Yeah.
	And that was it.
	Now that man could determine the fate of our election.
	I haven't had a Diet Coke in a long time.
	That is a tiny can.
	I get why Halle Berry likes it.
	And our president.
	He does like Diet Coke.
	We only have one president right now.
	By the way, I also have a banana because someone told me I should try doing this fasted.
	So I didn't eat anything today.
	But if I start sounding like Ron Paul or something, just tell me to eat my banana.
	This whole trend-a-fest.
	Ron Paul's a treasure.
	He is, he's a national treasure.
	Audio Wade is here, Quarter Black Garrett is here, Tim from HR is here.
	Tocanawan and Gerald A., how are you?
	I'm well, how are you?
	I am doing well, thank you very much.
	Let's check really quickly with CNN to see what they're talking about.
	All staff meeting right now happening at Trump Campaign HQ.
	Jackie Kucinich, is that any relation to Hermey the Elf, Dennis Kucinich?
	Laura, I'm curious.
	Oh wow, look what we got there.
	We got Poppy Harlow dressed as Orphan.
	Which, if you've never seen that film, I don't want to ruin the twist, but it'll turn you off from adoption forever.
	Ever.
	It's not real.
	It could be, Wade.
	You never know.
	It's based on a true story.
	It's not a supernatural thriller.
	It's a very natural thriller.
	Yeah, based in natural law, careful, which are the basis of human rights laws.
	So first off, by the way, there's been a lot going on and some things we can't just cover.
	I know we've been doing like 15 hour, 15 hour streams and coverage here.
	But do consider following on Instagram louder with Crowder.
	That's where we have some additional material.
	We also have some stuff that's not necessarily political.
	Every now and then I model my ass and I get a tea sponsorship.
	And we will be taking your live chat for those who are new members to Mug Club exclusively
	at LidoWithCreditor.com slash Mug Club after we broadcast here on the YouTube.
	My question of the day is what do you think about Fox News?
	What's your opinion on them?
	Has it changed?
	I will say this, I've tried to avoid talking about them for a long time because I worked with them for years and no one wants to hear you obviously speak ill of your former employer, but we are far beyond that.
	We are far beyond that.
	When we're talking about election meddling from different media entities and new media, and you look at some of the actions that Fox News has taken in recent memory, I've got to tell you, they're not your friends.
	Listen, conservatives, stop trying to make Fox News a thing.
	It's never going to be a thing.
	It is no longer a thing.
	And to the folks out there who, like the person who lives across the street from me, and I can literally see into their house because they never use their blinds, and I can also tell that they're hoarders.
	It's a horrible fire hazard, by the way.
	Always on Fox News.
	It's like the Fox News is their daily clock.
	There's a certain generation where they think that everything coming from Fox News is true.
	And I will say there's some great people at Fox News, but there's also some bullshit.
	We'll be talking about that in a little bit first, actually, before we get to Fox News, and before we get to something really important, some voting anomalies now that have come out of Pennsylvania.
	Big, big voting anomalies beyond what we just talked about that came up this morning.
	I didn't want to do a whole segment on those with Nevada and Michigan because we didn't have enough time to cross our t's and dot our i's.
	I almost always get that wrong.
	Dot our t's?
	Cross our i's?
	What am I, Slavic?
	Yeah, that's weird.
	But before we get to that, we have a lot to talk about.
	Right now, actually, our on-the-ground reporter, Thomas Finnegan.
	We have to go to Thomas Finnegan.
	So Thomas Finnegan, of course, for people who tuned in, was our on-the-ground election correspondent,
	coverage.
	Thomas Finnegan, are you there?
	And what's going on with the current state of the election?
	Any news?
	Good morning, Stephen.
	Yes, I am here.
	On the news front for the election, I can't give you much insight.
	I've actually picked up a second job.
	And I've been pretty busy with that.
	Okay, well, hold on.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	You're not, like, a contractor.
	You are an employee of mine, so that concerns me tax-wise.
	What's your second job?
	Well, we'll have to talk about the taxes off-air, but lately I've just been driving around, picking up coolers, and dropping off at convention centers.
	And it's pretty sweet.
	It pays five figures.
	Yeah.
	It helps.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I don't think that sounds like Thomas.
	You're supposed to be our election correspondent, not committing massive voter fraud, which sounds like what is happening.
	You didn't look inside the coolers at all?
	Did you peek into them?
	Well, no.
	That's not my job.
	I just move them.
	You're like a ballot mule.
	Right, yeah.
	Well, I'm not really proud to say that you are amongst our team here, Thomas Finnegan.
	We might need to have a talk about that.
	Maybe, I don't know, we'll 1099 you.
	Okay, thank you, Thomas Finnegan.
	We must go.
	That's been our election correspondent on the ground.
	Wow.
	Well, I mean, you hired him.
	Let's go really quickly to CNN before we go to why Fox News is not your friend, because Fox News is about as much your friend as CNN.
	By the way, the affidavit thing, I just wanted to come back to that real quick.
	That's a legal document, right?
	This is not somebody, you know, logging on to their Facebook or Twitter or Instagram account and saying, oh I have proof, ha ha ha, right?
	And trying to get some clicks.
	They're actually, it's a crime to lie in a sworn affidavit.
	It's a crime to fabricate a ballot.
	Right, well that too.
	It's a crime to lie about the commission.
	In many states it's a crime to harvest ballots.
	Right, and I don't know if you know this, it's also a crime for a dead person to vote, but usually the person being charged with the crime is not the deceased.
	Because they can't vote.
	So usually it's someone else who committed the crime.
	Why are you kicking a dead voter?
	Why are you kicking a dead voter?
	I'm not.
	So, uh...
	They don't feel it, they can't do anything about it.
	Let me go into Fox News!
	Full disclosure, worked with them for over four years.
	There are some great people there that I know.
	I will tell you this, Neil Cavuto is possibly the nicest person that I've ever met.
	But I have kind of realized lately, looking back, you've heard me tell you, never met with Roger Ailes.
	He didn't think I was funny.
	That's what I was told.
	And people who would bring me in and kind of advocated for me, they would always want to change me.
	If you kind of watch Fox News, you could see that I was a little bit muzzled.
	I always thought it was because I was edgy and because I didn't like humor.
	I think it might have been because I was too conservative.
	Really?
	Looking back.
	And I don't like being led by the nose.
	And when we look at what we are seeing now from Fox News, I think it's time for conservatives to understand.
	And by the way, I am totally fine with you watching Fox News.
	This is not calling for a boycott of Fox News.
	We watch CNN.
	I watch MSNBC.
	I read HuffPo.
	I read Slate.
	But I recognize what they are.
	And I would put Fox News further into that category.
	I used to have Fox News and then CNN.
	I used to have, you know, MSNBC and then, well, then Drudge Report at one point.
	I have, obviously, Blaze.
	If I have CNN and then Fox News, it's redundant.
	Just a little bit.
	And the last thing I need in my life is more redundancies.
	Speaking of Thomas Finnegan, by the way.
	A few things that Fox News have done, in case you've forgotten.
	Let me lay out the case why they're not actually conservative, or certainly not on board.
	And one thing I will say, too, having worked at Fox News, We have people here who have also worked at Fox News.
	They might be New York.
	A lot of them are New York Republicans who want lower taxes.
	They abhor a lot of people in middle America.
	They still kind of see you as a useful advertising asset.
	Sometimes.
	Not everyone.
	But I will say that I think a lot of conservatives have thought that the hallowed halls of Fox News are something that they are not.
	And let me explain to you a couple of things here as to why it might illuminate it for you.
	So Fox News on election night, we talked about this, was the first major news network to call Arizona for Biden.
	And they did that right at the time that the polls closed.
	Way, way, way too early.
	Right?
	At 11.20 Eastern, right?
	So is that 11.20 minus 3?
	Is that 8.20?
	Somewhere around there.
	So that's when they called it, but if you go back to our election coverage, they were saying that Arizona looked like it was going to Biden for a while.
	That actually can affect, if you're a Republican in Arizona, and you're going out to vote, and you're going, well, Fox News, which is the most likely news source of your choice, particularly if you're over the age of 80 and you have a reverse mortgage, you go, well, why don't I go out and vote?
	It's already going to Biden.
	So they called it at 11.20pm on Tuesday.
	The AP didn't even call it until the next day.
	You know, I don't, good on you.
	You got to jump on AP like a leftist chain gang, Fox News.
	And Decision Desk, who was also pretty hesitant to call states, was also calling some pretty early.
	Took a few days to call Arizona.
	We had CNN on and they didn't even call it.
	CNN didn't call it.
	That's because CNN didn't call anything because they were terrified.
	I still think they haven't called Alaska.
	They called Virginia and then took it off when it looked like things were moving erratically.
	Fox News didn't even have the decency to do that.
	Just so you know, this is one thing I will tell you.
	Having appeared on Fox News, CNN, Sky News, BBC, the list goes on and on and on.
	They're not experts.
	When you see someone going, hey, we're going to put Virginia up on the board for Biden, and then go and take it off, and you're assuming, oh, wait, there must be some algorithmic change beyond how we would react.
	Let me tell you what it's really like in the halls of Fox News and CNN.
	Having spent years of my life there, it's, oh, you know what?
	Yeah, I guess put Virginia up there for—no, wait!
	Take it off!
	Take it off!
	That's it.
	That's the scientific method!
	And I spoke with Megyn Kelly on her show.
	I do recommend that you go and listen to it.
	I really appreciate Megyn Kelly.
	She's very fair.
	But she was talking about how much she respected and trusted some people at Fox News, namely Arnon Mishkin.
	Arnon Mishkin.
	He's the guy who's in charge of calling states at Fox News.
	And I felt really silly because I wasn't super familiar.
	I thought she was trying to say RNC Michigan and mispronouncing it.
	But it's Arnon Mishkin is the person who is in charge of the Fox News decision desk.
	He's a registered Democrat who voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016 and he's given a whole lot to Democrats.
	So it's one thing to have opinion people.
	At Fox News, Tucker Carlson, I know that we agree a whole lot with what Tucker Carlson says.
	You have people like Tucker Carlson, you have Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, you know, kind of, okay, take him or leave him.
	I mean, if you want to know what Sean Hannity's saying, you listen to Rush.
	Right, pretty much.
	And then he'll... And you say, well, okay, I know!
	So that's important to know, but the person in charge of calling those states Is someone who's given overwhelmingly to Democrats.
	Someone who voted for Hillary Clinton.
	That does matter, and this is on the record.
	How did we call states here?
	Well, we had Decision Desk.
	We had the other networks.
	We also had our ears to the ground with local sources.
	Particularly for me, I know Michigan has a pretty good local tally.
	You have places like MLive, you have different precincts that are easy to follow.
	So we had local information that we would check ourselves.
	We would check with Decision HQ.
	Decision Desk.
	Decision Desk HQ, Liberty Pack, Freedom for America.
	The point is, we had multiple different sources.
	We weren't just relying on Arnon Mishkin.
	Arnon Mishkin.
	Arnon Mishkin.
	Here I am.
	How are you today, sir?
	I'm a dick.
	Stop!
	Here's another little fast fact.
	Arnaud Mischka, Arnaud Mischka, qui es-toi?
	Je suis un penisseux, je suis un penisseux.
	This is America, sir.
	So another one.
	Arnaud Mischka, Arnaud Mischka, you're a dicken, you're a dicken, I'm a dicken, I'm such a dicken, I'm Arnaud Mischka.
	So here's another one, while we're moving on with Fox News.
	So right away, yeah, they called Arizona, Arnhem, Michigan, DNC, known supporter, well-known fact, okay.
	So people were confused, don't be confused anymore.
	Saturday night Fox News pulled Justice with Janine.
	The show, we don't know if she's permanently canceled, but the show was pulled because she was going to be discussing voter fraud.
	Now listen, I've talked, I'm not the biggest fan of Judge Janine, always, all of her commentary, and you know, her hairdo is a threat to biplanes.
	It is large.
	Are there biplanes still?
	It's a flight impediment.
	Gyroplanes.
	Anything that flies low!
	The FAA should be aware.
	Yes, the FAA should be aware.
	Stop making his case for him.
	Request landing.
	I'm sorry, we can't grant that yet.
	Judge Dineen is within 400 yards of the tarmac.
	Unsafe landing area.
	But I'm Sully!
	We don't care.
	So anyway, my criticisms are largely superficial.
	I think Judge Jeanine is a perfect example of someone who almost always takes the party line on the right.
	But in this case, there is a valid concern of voter fraud.
	There is a valid concern of irregularities.
	And Judge Jeanine, who's an opinion Sure.
	person at Fox News. We should know, she doesn't present herself as news. This is important.
	I've always defended Fox News. They have their news side.
	They have their opinion side. There's some value to their opinion side, which could, I think, in
	the future be taken somewhere else and separated from the news side, which would be left
	to wither on the vine and die.
	What grape would be that?
	What would be a bad grape that could wither on the vine?
	Bad grape?
	Concord!
	Tanat!
	What?
	Tanat.
	Tanat?
	It's a grape.
	You asked for a bad grape, I gave you a bad grape.
	He's like, what are you talking about?
	How dare you question me?
	From now on, remember to not answer me unless you have something better.
	So they polled Judge Jeanine that episode.
	It remains to see if she's been cancelled.
	For a network that's supposed to be fair and balanced and they have opinion people, why can't an opinion journalist actually cover facts regarding voter fraud?
	Here's another one.
	Fast fact, I guess, number four.
	Chris Wallace lied about the debate.
	Chris Wallace was doing a debate there with Donald Trump and Fox News, soiling his pants.
	I couldn't listen.
	I thought Chris Wallace was more fair than, for example, Candy Crowley with Mitt Romney.
	By the way, I apologize, America, that I voted for walking, talking, sandy vagina Mitt Romney.
	There are very few people I have less respect for in this world than Mitt Romney, okay?
	And that includes Hillary Clinton.
	At least Hillary Clinton has the balls to kill a guy.
	Mitt Romney!
	Mitt Romney's the eunuch in Game of Thrones who just sits back and goes, my plan is almost complete.
	The others are doing fighting for me.
	And eventually I still slide in.
	And then he just realizes that, no, you just, you said your balls cut off for nothing.
	You're actually not going to take over any kick.
	Oh, damn it.
	My holy underwear failed me again.
	So.
	You're going to get comments.
	Chris Wallace at Fox News, who hosted that debate, he lied about the debate, or at least made an untrue statement.
	Let's assume that he forgot.
	Let's assume that he forgot he hosted the debate and he forgot what happened in the debate because what he said, and I'll show you this clip, is a blatantly untrue statement, lie or misstatement.
	Here's Chris Wallace.
	Here's what happened.
	You know, we began the first segment on the Supreme Court.
	They each got their two minutes and they both obeyed in that particular case.
	Then Biden started to answer a question and the president started interrupting him.
	Obeyed?
	Who are you, Banksy?
	Who's Banksy?
	You're losing your street credence.
	Who's Banksy?
	I don't know anything about Banksy.
	I'm a straight down the middle journalist.
	Okay.
	Here's the truth!
	Trump and Biden, President Trump, and not President Trump, Elect Biden, gave their initial statements during that debate.
	Mr. Biden.
	Yeah, Mr. Biden.
	Former Vice President.
	Mr. Biden, Mr. Biden, tell me a story, Mr. Biden.
	Oh, Mr. Biden, that's terrible.
	Aha!
	You're in rare form.
	You must be really tired.
	The theater!
	The theater!
	What happened to political theater?
	Well, here it is.
	President Trump and a guy named Biden gave their initial statements during that debate.
	Then during Trump's rebuttal, which he was supposed to have time for, regarding the Supreme Court, Biden interrupted Donald Trump three times before Chris Wallace came in.
	And also interrupted Trump.
	Here's the clip.
	A president and the Senate is elected for a period of time, but a president's elected
	for four years.
	We're not elected for three years.
	I'm not elected for three years.
	So we have the Senate, we have a president.
	He's elected to the next election.
	During that period of time, during that period of time, we have an opening.
	I'm not elected for three years.
	I'm elected for four years.
	And the hundred million people, Joe, the hundred million people is totally wrong.
	I don't know where you got that number.
	The bigger problem that you have is that you're going to extinguish 180 million people with their private health care that they're very happy with.
	That's simply not true.
	Well, you're certainly going to socialists.
	You're going to socialists.
	We're now into, gentlemen, we're now into open discussion.
	Open discussion.
	Open discussion.
	Yes, I agree.
	Go ahead, Vice President.
	Gentlemen, we're now into open discussion.
	It was your floor, but I agree with you Biden, go ahead.
	How about you go fornicate yourself with a wire brush?
	I expected a lot more out of him for this.
	I really did.
	So did I, and I thought when I was watching it that he was doing better until I went back and watched it and realized that I'm sorry, I was wrong.
	Yeah, and I mean, not having seen that first, I thought that he just had a really tough job to do that night, and he did it poorly, and he didn't do it as good a job as I thought of being unbiased.
	Right.
	But going back and seeing that, Biden threw the first punch.
	Biden threw the first three punches, and then Chris Wallace was like, uh, let me get in on that action.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And he punches like this.
	He goes, let me get in on that action.
	That's not very effective.
	And then AOC is like, you punched like a bitch!
	How did she come in?
	Only I can say, bitch, because, you know, I can say, bitch.
	So yeah, it wasn't a good performance from Donald Trump.
	You know, when we watched that first debate, I said Donald Trump just needed to shut up.
	But again, that switch got flipped because he was interrupted two, three times, and then interrupted a fourth time by Chris Wallace saying, that's what's so telling to me.
	It's open discussion.
	I agree.
	Bye.
	What?
	Hold on, what?
	What happened?
	Right, and he wasn't called on his comment either, right?
	He was being fact-checked by everybody else, but Biden said something wrong.
	Pause, I want that thought.
	Why does CNN have an anchor dressed like Orphan and Shoulder Pads?
	What is going on?
	Shoulder Pads is the theme, bro.
	Did they say, we're going for a new look with the potentially new administration?
	We're gonna go the Guillermo del Toro route.
	Right.
	Salting that orbital bone broken with a bottle.
	Ugh.
	OK.
	Another fact about fox as to why they're not your friends.
	Stop trying to make them be your friends.
	Let's stop trying to be a part of the club, OK?
	And this is about busting down that door and just taking a dump on their welcome mat in the house.
	Not the one outside that you like wipe your shoes on.
	This is where we're taking a urinating on the hardwood floor.
	That's what this is about right now because I don't like it My issue with Fox News now is the same issue that I've had
	with CNN.
	I always used to say, I don't have a problem with Fox News, I don't have a problem with MSNBC.
	Give me your point of view, just don't lie to me.
	MSNBC has told you they're left.
	They are left.
	CNN says they're centrist.
	They are left.
	Fox News, in many instances, tries to say that they are right.
	For the most part, they are left outside of opinion.
	Outside of opinion!
	And I also think Bret Baier is probably one of the best broadcasters there.
	So I've had some really good relationships.
	I want a full disclosure here.
	I don't want you to think I'm a lover of scorn.
	I've now waited seven years before speaking out on Fox News.
	So this isn't about me not being happy with my experiences there, though.
	This is about what we are seeing from Fox News right now and the danger that it actually presents to the free flow of information, specifically as it also relates to online content, which we'll get into in a second.
	That's what's most concerning.
	So another one, Fox News, John Roberts.
	People don't remember this.
	They think, oh, Fox News, conservative.
	Again, you see Tucker Carlson, you see Sean Hannity, you see Laura Ingraham.
	John Roberts, he was one of their correspondents.
	He was one who was often at the White House.
	He was one of the main people pushing the conspiracy.
	We did this whole segment, of course, Man in the Street, that Donald Trump wouldn't denounce white supremacy.
	It was a lie, and it's actually funny.
	I want you to watch to the end of this clip his little meltdown.
	It's like a child who was sent to his room, like, I don't want to go to my room.
	I have a Nintendo.
	Anyway, watch John Roberts here knowingly lie about Donald Trump not condemning white supremacy.
	Can you, naming it, make a declarative statement that the President denounces him?
	I just did.
	The President has denounced this repeatedly.
	The President was asked this.
	You're contriving a storyline and a narrative.
	I'm just asking you to put this to rest.
	I just did, I read you all of the quotes, and if you need to see them in writing, I will put them in an email.
	All of you on Twitter who were hammering me for answering that, for asking that question, I don't care!
	Because it's a question that needs to be asked, and clearly, the President's Republican colleagues, a mile away from here, are looking for an answer for it too.
	So stop deflecting, stop blaming the media.
	I'm tired of it.
	I'm tired! I'm tired!
	I need to change my diaper. I don't like it.
	He fell into the trap.
	Yeah, and it's hard to understand what the argument is.
	Hold on, I'm still soaking.
	I'm still soaking.
	Still?
	Ah!
	So he says, what you did is you read me a bunch of quotes from the past.
	Well, it's okay.
	Everything is in the past.
	Your question is in the past.
	I was like, yeah, he's been condemning it for years.
	That's the point.
	She just, she read you a bunch of quotes of him saying, I condemn white supremacy.
	He put it to bed way earlier.
	Your using of the word past is in the past.
	We're now in the past and the present.
	Is he still tired of it?
	Let's show a clip.
	You know what's interesting too?
	Kayleigh McEnany, I've talked about this when I used to work at Fox News, I would appear on Huckabee's show quite a bit.
	She used to work there, she was very nice.
	So I've worked with most of these people at some point.
	I've had relationships, nearly all of them friendly, some of them really shitty!
	And I won't name names aside from the friendly ones.
	Kaylee McAninny, she was one of the nice ones.
	Thank you.
	That one time I was on My Cockabee, it was like close to Christmas or Thanksgiving, they had a bunch of bulldog puppies.
	I remember playing with bulldog puppies with Kaylee McAninny.
	Oh, there you go.
	Idyllic.
	Puppies.
	I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- So there you go, Roberts.
	That's enough.
	Here's another one.
	We're down to six examples, up to six examples.
	Fox hired former Democratic Party chairwoman Donna Brazile, right, for people who don't remember.
	Donna Brazile.
	Terrible.
	Who got busted after leaking debate questions to Hillary Clinton.
	She kind of disappeared.
	Yeah, she kind of did disappear.
	And then reappeared.
	For those people who, in case you're not remembering, Donna Brazile, she looks a bit like Aunt Jemima ate all of her own product.
	First rule of business, Jemima, you don't cut into your profits.
	Getting fat on her own supply.
	Don't get fat on your own supply.
	Oh my gosh.
	Don't get big boned on your own supply.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Be respectful.
	I'll take the blame for that.
	Don't get a glandular condition.
	On your own supply.
	Ad hominem?
	Uh, uh, yep.
	So, she was hired by Fox News, Donna Brazile.
	Keep in mind, she was kind of let go because even CNN was like, ooh, that's a little bit too rough for us.
	And here is how Donna Brazile on Fox News responded to the GOP chairwoman, Rhonda McDaniel, when covering the Democratic primaries.
	This happened on Fox News.
	First of all, I want to talk to my Republicans.
	First of all, stay the hell out of our race.
	Stay the hell out of our race.
	I get sick and tired, Ed and Sandra, of listening to Republicans tell me and the Democrats about our process.
	First of all, they don't have a process.
	They're canceling primaries.
	They have winner-take-all.
	They don't have the kind of democracy that we see on the Democratic side.
	And for people to use Russian talking points to sow division among Americans, that is stupid.
	So, Ronna, go to hell.
	No, go to hell.
	I'm tired of it, Ed.
	No, I meant it.
	She believe in hell?
	Go to Cleveland!
	You keep pulling this shit, nobody will get you!
	And again, she was fired from CNN for being too partisan.
	Too partisan for CNN.
	Well, she was dishonest.
	It wasn't partisan, like I'm partisan.
	No, she was dishonest.
	She handed the questions over to, and I know someone's going to fact check us, that's not true.
	Snopes will say she didn't hand them, she emailed them.
	Okay, got it.
	She sent digital copies of the questions in advance to Hillary Clinton and even the DNC.
	And then she went to Fox News to tell people to go to hell.
	I am amazed that photo-negative Weight Watchers Elvira has this much credibility.
	Bernie Sanders was pulling out his hair whenever she said, the democratic process that we have on the Democrats' side for our primaries.
	He's like, what?
	The democratic process you have?
	He was screwed twice!
	Do you know what the democratic process is?
	It's, uh, okay, hold on, let's see, we got Iowa, we got... Superdelegates!
	Go screw yourself!
	Biden got them superdelegates, y'all!
	And Hillary, we're not even going to go back that far.
	There's no process.
	It's amazing to me, all the people who complained about the system being rigged against Bernie and the Democratic primaries.
	And here's the thing, I actually agree.
	I agree that it was.
	I can't stand Bernie Sanders, his policies.
	You know what?
	He's a bad tipper.
	So on a personal level, I bet we probably wouldn't get along super well.
	But it absolutely was rigged against him.
	Now, I'm wondering, all of these people complaining about the Democratic primaries being rigged against Bernie, where'd you go?
	Now all of a sudden there's no possibility of electoral fraud at all?
	There were more rejected ballots in your primary than in the national election!
	That's bad.
	Probably just in the state of Vermont.
	We probably found more rejected ballots in Montpelier.
	Find it on a map.
	You're gonna have to zoom.
	Go north.
	Because it's very hard to find Vermont on a map.
	It's further north.
	So this is, and I want to get your opinions on Fox News, but you know that I've tried to avoid talking about Fox News too much for a long time.
	You've been over backwards.
	I've told you guys that all I knew was Roger Ailes did not like me, he did not find me funny, but then I found out that he also thought Norm Macdonald was the least funny person alive, so I chalked that up as a win.
	Absolutely.
	They didn't really know what they wanted.
	They just knew that they didn't want anyone else to have me.
	And so I was there, Fox News.
	I'm grateful for the opportunity.
	There were a lot of people who worked at Fox News who were people like Kayleigh McEnany, people who I got along with.
	And there are some people on air who are great.
	And there are a lot of people who are not what they would present themselves to be.
	I will say that, and I think you're seeing it quite a bit right now in their presentations.
	Something else, by the way, that I think is important.
	Actually, I want to really quickly hit the notification bell, by the way, if you're subscribed on YouTube, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.
	I know our schedule has been a little all over the map because of the elections, but Good Morning Mug Club, it airs live, you get to watch it live, weekday mornings at 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	And two more facts about Fox News.
	So now we have six.
	That's a lot of facts.
	The Murdoch family.
	So we've gone from on-air talent, you know, down in Brazil onto my mobile camera.
	The Murdoch family were celebrating Biden's win.
	Check this broad out.
	Look, she says, we did it.
	Well, first off, who's we?
	Yeah, wait a second.
	We did it from Catherine Murdoch.
	Who is we?
	And I don't know who she's agreeing with.
	She's agreeing with someone on CNN's Jake Tapper.
	But we did it.
	That's pretty damning.
	Do you mean we, just the Murdoch family, in which case you own Fox News?
	That's also a problem.
	I watched bombshell and loudest voice in the room.
	I feel like I'm informed.
	Also, I was there when those things went down some of the time.
	Or did you mean we as a network did it?
	Either way, someone who is conservative or at least even wants to present the appearance.
	Keep up appearances, love!
	Or were they Australian?
	Keep up appearances, love!
	Let's keep up appearances on the vibey!
	The point is, you want to keep up appearances that you're unbiased or conservative.
	You don't say, we did it, when Joe Biden was coronated the president by the media.
	And by the way, he is not president yet.
	We did it.
	That is a problem.
	That is telling you that the face mask is coming off.
	Also, could you do more things?
	Number eight, as far as facts on Fox News.
	Fox passed on the Hunter Biden story, by the way.
	No, I know.
	Eventually, yep, they covered it.
	Opinion.
	Again, Tucker Carlson.
	Because what are they going to tell Tucker Carlson?
	Well, you can't do that.
	He's going to say, oh, really?
	Hold on a second.
	Those are my balls on the table.
	And he's going to do that look.
	It's a little bit like a preppy, sort of punchable Michael Landon.
	A little bit of that.
	Yeah, a little bit of that in there.
	Yeah.
	Love Tucker.
	Yeah.
	Is that the face?
	The Love Tucker face?
	It's the Love Tucker face.
	You just got Love Tuckered.
	Tuckered out.
	So, Fox News passed on the Hunter Biden story, meaning the news division.
	Now we know that it's authentic.
	Right.
	No one has actually disputed that it's authentic.
	Not at all.
	At the time the media was trying to say it's a Russian disinformation campaign.
	Keep in mind, we had Rudy Giuliani on the show where he showed the laptop.
	That was the first time the laptop was ever revealed, and actually the first time the process had been revealed, that Hunter Biden just left it with a local computer repair shop because of the contract.
	Didn't pick it up for 90 days, probably because it was in a crack bender with tight You've done this before!
	It's legal for you to grab it.
	Fox News News Division passed on it because they weren't interested in doing the investigative work.
	It wouldn't have been hard to do the investigatory work to find out if that was an authentic story.
	Fox News passed.
	Now why do I think they passed?
	For the same reason that the Murdochs are going, we did it when Biden won!
	That's fine if they tell you that like CNN, like MSNBC, like CNBC, CBS, Brian Williams, it's fine if they say, well we're actually passing on a story which we think is likely authentic because we want Biden to win.
	But they didn't.
	The news division at Fox News Pass had to be taken up by the New York Post and yours truly.
	We were the main news entity, meaning media, broadcasters, there were plenty of great websites and blogs covering it.
	We were the first and main news entity digging and doing the investigative work to see if it was authentic, including hosting Giuliani on this show at that time when they weren't hosting him!
	At Fox News.
	At some points, they were cutting his mic off when they finally did have him on.
	Again, I don't know if there's a personal vendetta with Rudy Giuliani.
	I know he said some crazy things.
	But I will say, in working at Fox News, it is like the world's biggest high school.
	And I'll get to some inside baseball after this.
	Final fact, we're either at 9 or 10.
	Keep in mind that YouTube, they have boosted Fox News, by the way, algorithmically to favor Fox News as an authoritative source.
	They cut a deal?
	Yes.
	Here's the thing I will say, because whenever I'm watching anything conservative, it's usually Seth Meyers who pops up.
	But if I get anything conservative that pops up, it's Fox News.
	I never get Tim Pool popping up.
	I never get Ben Shapiro popping up.
	I never, even when watching a video of me, me popping up, it's never like, hey how are ya?
	I'm me!
	Hey you!
	I'm me.
	That's never happened.
	Fox News.
	And I tell you what, if YouTube came to me tomorrow, this is a big if, kind of like if Joe Biden becomes president.
	If YouTube came tomorrow and said, hey listen, we'll put you into authoritative sources as long as you're okay with those other guys, I'd be like, whoa, hold on a second, what about Tim Pool?
	What about these other new media, and now really it's just media?
	We should stop saying new media, legacy media, dying media, dinosaur media, you know, the era of talkies versus today, though technically we still are talkies, but it was novel to them.
	At the time.
	If YouTube came to me and said, we're going to put you, I would say, no, not until I see the list and not until I know how it's compiled, how it's curated.
	Fox News said, oh, OK, good, good.
	You will be on the list.
	Good enough for us.
	And closed the door behind them.
	This is some inside baseball for you.
	When I left Fox News, my clips of me appearing on Fox News on my own YouTube channel, which were allowed while I was at Fox News, for example, I fill in hosted sometimes for like Red Eye and Fox and Friends.
	And I had segments.
	They were taken down from my own YouTube channel.
	Fox News did not believe in YouTube when I was there.
	They were saying free is the enemy of premium, and they were trying to get everyone to go to the Fox News Player, which by the way, didn't work most of the time back then.
	We're talking about 2012, 2000, I think it was there until 2013.
	I know for a fact, this is me just shooting it, shooting you straight.
	They didn't like it when things went on YouTube.
	And so I said, can I put at least little clips?
	The moment I left Fox, those are gone.
	You cannot find my Fox News clips on my own YouTube channel.
	What you can find are my old Russia Today clips.
	Maybe some HLN clips, certainly Sky News, BBC.
	Those might be on my channel.
	All Fox News clips gone from my own YouTube channel.
	They were not fans of YouTube.
	They didn't want to play on YouTube until they had a deal.
	Your opinions.
	Fox News is not your friend.
	Dump them!
	It does seem like they don't want to play fair on YouTube, at least.
	So they want to go in as long as the rules are rigged in their favor.
	That is tragic.
	Just like big banks.
	Big banks, big oil, big pharma.
	The big companies want to snuff out the little guys.
	There's no difference between NBC, Universal, Vox wanting us to be demonetized and removed from YouTube, as there is Fox News wanting to be the authoritative conservative voice on YouTube who won't even take an interest in the Biden story!
	And I can't imagine being somebody who wants to start on YouTube right now.
	I know.
	If you wanted to start your career on YouTube, not going to happen.
	There's no way I could do my career on YouTube.
	You know why?
	For me, with YouTube, when I started, I must have sent over 100,000 messages to people directly saying, hey, please check out my channel.
	And at that point, there really were no other conservative channels.
	So what I found were firearm channels or channels that involved, I don't know, do-it-yourself or maybe military channels.
	I would reach out to them and say, hey, maybe you might like to watch my channel, then look at their subscribers.
	And I would reach out to them and send direct messages back and forth saying, hey, I think you might like checking out my channel because there were no right-leaning channels on YouTube.
	And again, When I was there at Fox, I was told that was never going to change.
	It changed because of you.
	And now Fox News wants to hopscotch in front of the rest, the other conservatives who've built this new platform, despite the fact that they are not conservative.
	Imagine a landscape Imagine this, how terrifying it is, where YouTube is YouTube TV, right?
	Is there like Hulu service?
	The Young Turks are on YouTube TV.
	You've got CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, Fox Business, and TYT, which is just reruns of the guy with the buzz cut.
	I have no idea what it is.
	It's not a 24-hour news network.
	But imagine on YouTube where you have a world because of authoritative sources.
	You have the left, which is all of YouTube, and then you have the authoritative source on the right.
	People see the point of view The conservative point of view is being represented by Fox News, the people who hired Donna Brazile and who punted the Hunter Biden story and said, we won when Joe Biden won the presidency.
	That's what's scary to me, and that's why it's forced me to speak out.
	Now, you know what?
	I know we've got a big target on our back since we beat Fox News in the election coverage.
	Not relatively, not comparatively.
	I know that this is not prudent for me to do as it relates to my career, but I think that you people need to know that there are some folks out there who claim to be your friends and they are not all your friends.
	That doesn't mean every single person at Fox News.
	Again, like I said, Billy Mack and Neil Cavuto.
	I don't know Tucker Carlson that well.
	I've met him a few times.
	I've had good interactions with him.
	You need to be going into this with eyes wide open, and there are alternatives at this point.
	You're watching one!
	Yeah, exactly.
	I think that's the point, right?
	We've always thought, and I hadn't watched Fox News for years, because I thought, okay, they're just going to say stuff that I already think, that I already believe in.
	I'm going to watch all these other sources.
	And I just assumed that they had continued on the trajectory that they always had.
	And I go back to it, now that we're starting to cover a lot more on elections, and this season's been crazy, I go back to it and I'm like, oh my gosh.
	This is not the Fox News that I remember.
	Some crazy stuff is still being said every once in a while.
	I'm like, all right, that's way far, right?
	I don't want to hear anything about that.
	And then I come back and I'm like, this is not the place that you can go to.
	If you're a general public person thinking this is the right news organization for conservative viewpoints, it's not anymore.
	But that's the mentality that people still have, and they have to break out of that.
	Whether you're watching Fox, CNN, or us, you have to think for yourself.
	You have to check what we're saying.
	If we're telling you something and you're just buying it wholesale, It's no better than CNN!
	You know what Fox News can't do?
	And you know what CNN can't do?
	Fox News cannot use CNN as a source.
	CNN cannot use New York Times as a source.
	We can do all of the above because we want to find the most authentic source.
	Usually, if we go right back to the original, every now and then you might see a source if it's coming from Breitbart because they're doing exclusive reporting or Daily Caller or, of course, The Blaze.
	But we try and go to PubMed.
	We try and go to wherever these statistical graphs have originated.
	We go to the original Imperial College of London study for the COVID.
	bad on every report.
	We try and link you to the original but occasionally we will link you to a source that is liberal
	because we want to drive that point home and say hey, even they are saying this and maybe
	we should include in those sources now Fox News.
	And I will tell you this, when I was at Fox too as well, listen, if nothing else, they
	might, let me give them the benefit of the doubt.
	They may think that most conservatives don't like Donald Trump.
	They may think that most conservatives want to return to the norm, want to return to McCain, want to return to... When Mitt Romney was going to be the... I remember at Fox News it was, he's going to be the candidate.
	Yeah.
	And I do remember having some conversations because I wasn't campaigning for, I didn't actually endorse Rick Santorum, but they were friends of the family.
	And at this point, between Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum, I said, well, you know, at this Yeah.
	this point I prefer Rick Santorum because I thought he could win the Rust Belt better
	than Mitt Romney.
	And I showed up at some of his events and I did some stand up and kind of warmed up
	the crowd.
	And I was called in and I was like, what are you doing?
	What are you doing there?
	They're like, why is it a problem?
	Don't we want the most conservative guy to win?
	They always wanted Romney to win.
	I voted for Romney.
	Like, when I went in and I pulled the letter for Romney, I went...
	Like Lloyd Christmas with his cowboy hat watching Jeff Daniels come back with his date from
	a ski trip.
	I could not believe that that was the case at Fox News.
	They may just be so out of touch that they think this is what conservatives want.
	Because they were out of touch enough to... Listen, I will say this at Fox News, the show that you see, you can look at the direct timeline, okay?
	There's a certain period of time where once you leave a network, you cannot appear anywhere, okay?
	Started this show.
	And it grew into what you know.
	Every single time I pitch this show, it won't work.
	Let me tell you kids, conservatives don't like this.
	Let me ask you, send me your chat.
	Do you like this?
	It doesn't mean all of you do.
	Right, yeah.
	But it means that there are enough of you out there.
	Same thing changed my mind.
	The book.
	This was before social justice warrior was a term.
	The book was called American Idiots.
	It is changed my mind.
	There's 20-something pages already written up, okay?
	And it was called American Idiots because Green Day was big at that point, and the thing had the heart, and I had the picture of the cover with the brain instead of a heart, and it was this kind of play on words.
	Not the brain from Arthur.
	Not the brain from Arthur.
	That was another book.
	Apparently the memoirs were very forgettable.
	But I pitched the book!
	That's bait.
	Let's just call it change my mind because there's a lot of terminology that had not been created.
	For example, I called what you call social justice warriors, I called the modern leftists.
	And then I called what you might call the classical liberals in this book treatment, liberals by default.
	Meaning people who aren't inherently Vested, right?
	Not invested in the cause.
	But if you're going to take your default position, you'll be a liberal.
	And I wrote The Modern Leftists Are The Activists, where no amount of proof, where no amount of reasoning would change their minds.
	And this entire book was written about identifying the two different kinds of liberals out there and how you deal with them.
	And how you deal with the liberals by default was, verbatim, changed my mind.
	And how you deal with the modern leftists was, verbatim, how we do debates here.
	I was told by every single major conservative publisher it would not work.
	And I will tell you this, no one at Fox News was interested in that kind of content either.
	So, I will tell you, everything that you see is the direct result of me being told by people at Fox News and the higher-ups for a long time, no one cares, no one wants this kind of content, it'll never work, We're going to go back to running Hannity Incomes.
	We're going to go back to Shep Smith and keep quiet.
	You know what, Stephen?
	Maybe tone it down a little bit.
	I always thought it was tone it down because it was edgy.
	I realize now it might have been toned it down a little bit because it was authentically conservative.
	You should have heard the questions.
	You could even listen to the Megyn Kelly interview when I wrote about not having sex, my wife and I not having sex until we were married.
	People going, like, well, that's great, Stephen, you're going to tell, well, that was a great article that you wrote, and then off air, but did you, what'd you do, did you get, what else, like, did you really?
	I'm like, yeah.
	They go, well, so what'd you do, like, oral sex?
	I said, no!
	They couldn't believe it!
	That shows you how out of touch these people are with middle America, that they don't believe that any of you out there might actually be abstinent.
	They were under this impression that I must just be doing it for political gain, to ingratiate myself to middle America, to flyover country, and I wasn't.
	I just happened to be that middle American flyover country, and I will tell you what, most of the people in charge of all of these networks, and I include Fox News amongst them, feel that way.
	They absolutely abhor middle Americans and flyover country.
	Short of a written formal apology, I need to work, I need to go into my prayer closet, but I find it very difficult to ever forgive Fox News for creating a death march before the polls were even closed in Arizona.
	That could directly have affected the election.
	They're not your friends.
	Your opinions on Fox News.
	Well, I was gonna say, thank God you didn't start all of this under the Fox News umbrella because it never would have become what it is today.
	Right.
	This is a silver lining of this, you know, terrible... You don't start this show when the CEO between grabbing Megyn Kelly's tits is saying, you're not funny kid, honk honk.
	Well, no, but I'm glad that this maybe gave you what you needed to go out and do this, right?
	It's like, fine, if you don't think it'll work, I'll go do it on my own and show you that it'll work.
	So I'm not saying that's good on their part.
	I'm saying you took something that was bad and it turned into a good situation.
	I want to go back to Arizona, though.
	When you talk about them calling that when there were 225,000 votes separating those two guys and it was whittling away.
	I kept saying it during election night.
	Go back and watch it.
	I was like, it's going down.
	It's down 50,000 votes.
	It's down another 20,000.
	It's down another 20.
	What did they have to gain?
	If you think about what their motivation was.
	Fox News?
	Yeah, Fox News.
	They wanted to be first.
	I think I know the answer.
	Well, I think they wanted to be first, but what does that get them?
	I think people are changing the channel because they're first.
	It gets them bragging rights.
	So if they thought that Biden was going to win, they could say, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, kill me last to that administration.
	Hey, we called Arizona for you.
	Hey, come on!
	It's the people at restaurants putting their fists up whenever BLM rolls by.
	Right, exactly.
	No, and that's my point.
	I just want to eat my chicken fucking time.
	All right, there's my fish.
	We went to Boston, apparently.
	Where's this guy from?
	You tell us.
	They wanted to be at the cool kids table.
	That's the only motivation that I can come up with because if you're watching CNN's coverage, there's no way you're switching the channel to Fox because they call Arizona.
	You hate them.
	There's no way.
	So why would they do it?
	The only reason that I can come up with is, hey, we called this early.
	We wanted to be a part of the club.
	I wanted you guys.
	I think that individually there are a lot of people who are having that same temptation, where they go, well, what's the best way to be accepted?
	It's to be perceived as balanced, or perceived as moderate, or perceived as giving enough to both sides, or that sort of thing.
	We're finding out, Donald Trump became president by not doing that.
	Yeah.
	And a lot of the people on the right wing have been trying to compromise for years, trying to get the most moderate candidate in.
	And I'm sure that there is a temptation on college campuses.
	I'm sure there's a temptation in friend groups to try to sound as much like a moderate, to try to sound as balanced as possible.
	But really, that's not the way forward.
	The way forward is to be committed to your convictions.
	Sorry, it's just that in the controller, I'm acting like three blind mice here going on.
	Is everything OK?
	Everybody's hair was on fire for a second.
	All right, stop with the panic when I'm going on.
	Stop with the panic.
	No, I think you're absolutely right.
	And you know what?
	I'll never be one of the cool kids.
	I've never been one of the cool kids, I'll never be one of the cool kids, and I'm okay with that.
	You know what?
	If you're watching, hey, be one of the non-cool kids with us.
	You're welcome here.
	To give you an example, there was a time it was at Cal Poly.
	I was trying to say Cal Poly or China.
	It was Cal Poly.
	Very confusing, the two.
	But I understood the language.
	It was Cal Poly.
	Demographic joke.
	And I went there, and I did a speech at this point, and we actually had bomb-sniffing dogs.
	Really?
	Whoa!
	Yeah, and this is before this show went daily, keep in mind.
	Wow.
	This is before we had anywhere near a million subscribers.
	afterward, the group that had brought us in, some kind of like college conservative group,
	there were a bunch of people there and there was what I used to call the Tucker Carlson
	look-alike convention because they all had bow ties.
	This is back Tucker Carlson bow tie era.
	A cross-tie era Tucker.
	And there was a guy in a mega death shirt with long stringy hair.
	Yeah.
	And he was a metalhead.
	And then he had something where he mentions me about Alice Cooper.
	I said, oh, you're an Alice Cooper fan?
	And this whole time, what kind of happens at these events, for people who don't know, is, and you know how intensely uncomfortable I am with this, that's why we do an after party at these shows, is the people bring you in.
	You mean, by this you mean people?
	Yes.
	Yes. No, no, no, I'm not a... I ain't no... No, no, no. But specifically, what usually happens after these events is
	they want to do a dinner and they want to sit around. They all want to get pictures taken. I'm like, you know what?
	Listen, like, let's just do the event and then let's let the fans, the people come in. Let's do an after party where
	everyone can be here because that's what really means something to me.
	So I've always been uncomfortable with that process, but this was at Cal Poly and they were all very nice, but they
	all wanted to take pictures and often they asked me questions that I can't answer like, so what do you think is
	going to happen in the so-and-so runoff?
	I'm like, I don't even know the district.
	I was talking with this one guy who no one was really talking with.
	He happened to be conservative.
	He had a mega death shirt, long hair.
	Later, when we were eating, he had to put it in a ponytail.
	Otherwise, it would just be unsanitary.
	He was the one who I saw as a misfit, and I just spent my whole night with him.
	Two years later, I went back to Cal Poly, and I saw him in a polo with his hair cut and his beard shaved.
	I said, what the hell?
	Why would you do that?
	He said, well, you know, because I had to become the chairman.
	I said, no!
	No, dude.
	I want the old Megadeth!
	I want to party with that dude!
	And he kind of said, yeah, but this is the way it works.
	This is not the way it has to work.
	You be you.
	And by the way, you do not have to compromise.
	Find common ground where there's truth.
	And reject any compromise, reject any common ground where there isn't truth.
	That's this idea now is, well, the country needs to heal.
	And we're going to get to some of these calls for civility in a little bit.
	No, you know what?
	The country doesn't need to heal over a lie.
	We need truth for all elections moving forward.
	And when you have people at Fox News like Chris Wallace saying, well, apparently Ted Cruz is like the Japanese soldiers who don't know the war is over.
	It is not over.
	Again, that's... I'm not calling them Nazis, but that's back in World War II.
	It is over!
	The fight is over!
	Give up now!
	And they realize that they're running into problems with the Russians, and they understand that things are actually closing in on them.
	Don't listen to these people.
	That's an art of war, isn't it?
	I think.
	Something about that.
	I don't know.
	I don't read things from Asians.
	It's one of those things.
	Ever.
	They take our jobs.
	They're going to take my reading time, too.
	That is valuable time.
	Well, yeah, no, look, it's the truth with love.
	Like, as Christians, we have known this forever, right?
	You never compromise the truth, but you always do it with love.
	So don't go out there and just be a jerk to somebody with truth, right?
	You're never going to win people over with that.
	Go out there and speak the truth with love, because you're ultimately talking to somebody that, at the end of the day, wants a better country, too.
	They may just not understand, or maybe they have terrible ideas about how to get there, and you just need to educate them.
	And if you can't agree on that stuff, you can still do it with love and at least have a better outcome.
	So we'll do this, because I always used to have these gimmicks at Fox News.
	Buy, sell, or hold, was the segment.
	Fox News, as a conservative.
	Buy, sell, or hold.
	I'm going to say sell.
	Sell!
	Hard sell.
	I don't think I've ever owned it.
	I'm going to say hold.
	On my nut!
	Don't do that.
	That's crude.
	That's crude.
	No, I meant to the mug.
	Don't do that to the mug.
	No, actually, the mug is a great nut holder.
	You just, you warm up a nice cup of water.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
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	Oh, what is this right now?
	Trump campaign, John King.
	By the way, can someone note CNN?
	Don't put John King in front of a whitish background.
	He just blends right in.
	And he's increasingly got the Bert nose from Sesame Street.
	Yeah, I know.
	Putting him on a background like that, it's like putting a chameleon on a love fern and having it broadcast.
	Give him some bronzer.
	Give him a wand, King.
	Damn right.
	Where's the track?
	Oh lord.
	Bush's love everything.
	had an all-staff meeting this morning which he said we're still in the fight
	but he even acknowledged what he called amateur hour in part of the efforts by
	the campaign including the circulation of fake photoshopped headlines from
	newspapers in the Bush Gore fight a long time ago so how long can the Trump
	campaign and the Trump White House go on before they're worn down by reality?
	We have sources that claim Donald Trump said his team is a quote amateur hour
	Right.
	From photoshopped headlines.
	Which photoshopped headlines?
	Because there are some photoshopped ones and there are some real ones by the way.
	Yeah there are real ones.
	Like we've talked about before.
	Don't mention the real ones.
	They declare.
	There are photoshopped ones.
	So everything there is conjecture.
	And we're supposed to believe that they're news.
	And my point is, Fox News ain't all that much better.
	Let's move on to the civility.
	Hey, guys, haven't you noticed?
	It's civility time!
	It's civility time!
	We can be friends again!
	Milk and cookie civility time!
	Civility time 101.
	How do you know it's civility time?
	When there's a Democratic president.
	Oh, that's how it works.
	When they get what they want.
	There ain't no civility party like a Democratic presidential civility party, because a Democratic presidential civility party... Well, it actually stops.
	It does stop.
	It stops very quickly.
	Too many syllables, but you know what?
	Ben Shapiro couldn't do it.
	I liked it.
	I speak very quickly.
	I'm just not as dewy.
	Hmm.
	So let's go to, you know what, this is actually a good time.
	Right now people are caught, before we go to the then and now, let me first, this is what matters, I guess, as sort of a pretext when people are talking about civility right now.
	And we'll go to several different officials talking about it.
	But first, there's this, have you guys heard about this Trump accountability project?
	Yeah, this comes from AOC where she tweeted out that, is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future?
	I foresee decent probability of many deleted tweets, writings, and photos in their future, and there have been other people now who are archiving any elected officials, any politicians, any media broadcasters, Any donors or anyone who has overall supported the Donald Trump narrative.
	So they've literally been creating a list.
	They are creating a list of people to keep track of just for having a different opinion from them.
	They're keeping a list, checking it twice, look out boys and girls, this is one Santa who's busting through the front door.
	Because it's a very different...
	Oh.
	laughter Martha, whatever happened to fatherless Christmas?
	laughter Oh man, fast forward five years.
	Are you now or have you ever been a Trump supporter, sir?
	This is exactly where they're going with this.
	You cannot hold her socialist leanings back for a second.
	I mean, at what point do you say brown shirts?
	Right.
	And I love her follow-up tweet saying, it's funny that people, you know, won't be responsible for their own comments, you know, like this party, whatever follow-up tweet was indicating, and I'm like, that's not what we're saying!
	We're saying, don't put us on a list and call us to court because we supported Trump!
	And this is important because this is how they lead it, and then of course now we have all these celebrities, and we have all these politicians, and I can't even run through the list, but pretty much, okay look, pick any famous celebrity or politician who was against Donald Trump and called him a Nazi or Hitler, Yes, they are amongst the people now who are calling for civility, but we'll just run through the top most notable ones.
	So this is the segment we like to call Then and Now.
	All right, so let's go to the wonderful Not-Commander-in-Chief.
	Okay.
	Would like to be President-Elect.
	We may be opponents, but we're not enemies.
	We're Americans.
	Prince Thomas, Thomas and an I'm sorry, Joe Biden.
	Joe Biden is now calling for, when I say, Joe Biden is right now garbling for civility.
	We may be opponents, but we're not enemies.
	We're Americans.
	No matter who you voted for, I'm certain of one thing.
	The vast majority of the 150 million Americans who voted, They want to get the vitriol out of our politics.
	We're certainly not going to agree on a lot of issues, but at least we can agree to be civil with one another.
	Yeah, we're certainly not going to grant a lot of issues like abortion up until and including after birth.
	Yeah, the abolition of the Second Amendment.
	Probably not.
	So he's saying we should stop the vitriol.
	Well, okay, let's go back to Biden, then where he called Donald Trump ugly folk and also threatened violence against the president.
	This isn't a political statement like those ugly felks over there beeping a horn.
	They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman.
	I said no.
	I said if we were in high school I'd take you behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.
	Yeah, because we're going to meet you behind the bike racks.
	Joe, we don't have bike racks.
	Oh, well, then any rack will do.
	He threatened to beat up the president.
	Oh my gosh, but we have to be friends now.
	Think about this.
	I know, we need to get Vitriol out of politics.
	You threatened to strike the president in the face repeatedly.
	You said beat the hell out of him.
	You didn't say I'd like to get one shot or give him the old one-two, right?
	Or maybe Zack-tap him.
	You said I want to beat the hell out of him!
	Very clear.
	Well, this was just like Kamala when she said you have to believe all women and that Joe Biden's accusers were probably telling the truth until she needed to be on the ticket.
	That's probably because he beat the hell out of her!
	All in the name of unity.
	Behind the gender-neutral gym.
	Speaking of Kamala...
	By the way, don't you love how they said that mispronouncing her?
	What is the exact pronunciation?
	Is it Kamala or is it Kamala?
	I used to hear both.
	Kamala?
	Kamala or Kamala?
	Because she accused people of being racist for not getting it right.
	Sounds dumb either way.
	I get Polish names wrong all the time and they are very white.
	And pretty stupid.
	I heard a joke about that once.
	Did you?
	Yeah, it was funny.
	In Canada, our Polish jokes are newfies.
	So again, civility.
	Kamala is now calling for healing in our, I say our, maybe, maybe not her, nation.
	The essential work to save lives and beat this epidemic, to rebuild our economy so it works for working people, to root out systemic racism in our justice system and society, to combat the climate crisis, to unite our country and heal the soul of our nation.
	Well, you're not supposed to make any threats of violence, so obviously don't take this seriously, but figuratively I would just like to take the corners of those ascots, that ascot bow, and just Just keep going.
	I think that would heal the soul of our nation.
	Maybe a bungee cord.
	Oh wow.
	Of course I don't mean it like Biden meant beating the hell out of a president.
	I'm just saying, just tighten that.
	If I were the wardrobe stylist, I'd just tighten that ascot enough to make her nervous.
	Like, is that the right?
	Maybe a little tight.
	Okay, I'll loosen it.
	Thanks for letting me know.
	Is that better?
	Here's some tea.
	There's nothing wrong with it.
	You got really creepy.
	I just want you to live looking over your shoulder.
	Over your allegedly biracial shoulder.
	So that's her now.
	Let's go back to Kamala then when she encouraged protesters to continue burning down cities.
	Are you talking about the... I don't want to play the... I don't think we should play the Kamala clip that we have.
	No.
	Which one?
	You gotta skip over the one.
	Yeah, the one with Will.
	Oh, oh, shoot!
	No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Sorry.
	Okay, that's right.
	No, yeah, we had that.
	Not the one with her blowing Willie Brown.
	Oh, okay.
	I'll skip that one.
	No, show the one of her then, yeah.
	Make sure you have the one where... So this was her saying, healing unity, and now the then clip, not the Willie Brown clip.
	Can't show that.
	Which led to her career.
	The clip of her encouraging protesters, yeah.
	They're not going to stop.
	They're not going to stop.
	This is a movement, I'm telling you.
	They're not going to stop.
	And everyone beware, because they're not going to stop.
	They're not going to stop before Election Day in November, and they're not going to stop after Election Day.
	Everyone should take note of that on both levels.
	They're not going to let up, and they should not.
	You don't stop?
	You don't stop.
	I don't understand the last part there.
	Uh, it's a threat of violence.
	It's a threat of violence.
	She said we shouldn't.
	And she's saying that the cities are going to be burned down regardless because you're white.
	No, she said they're not going to stop.
	Stop!
	Because Antifa, before they break your shit.
	It's going to happen anyway.
	Exactly.
	It doesn't matter how many times you say stop.
	Like, yo stop!
	Collaborate.
	No.
	No collaborating.
	Not even any listening.
	You just get beat up.
	Yo, stop!
	Commit arson!
	Listen!
	No, it's not gonna stop!
	But if they win, shouldn't they stop?
	You would think so, but it's not about winning.
	That's why I'm confused!
	It's like AOC said, it's about the entire destruction of Western civilization and our systems as we know it, and white people need to be retrained and we need to destroy capitalism.
	And you also see, Kamala Harris, this is something that really bothers me, anytime you see someone discuss equity versus equality and how equity is more desirable, that person's a communist.
	This is something you see a lot of pseudo-intellectuals do, like you see the Noam Chomsky, it's not so much about equality, it's about equity.
	Equity means forced outcomes.
	Equity would be, right now, I would force every single person who gets paid the exact same, despite the fact that you don't work the same hours as Wade, despite the fact that Wade doesn't have the same experience as Tim, and despite the fact that Maddie's a girl.
	So the point is, of course I'm going to pay 77 cents.
	I still don't get paid.
	You can't force equity.
	You cannot force equity.
	And the two, by the way, they are mutually exclusive, and you understand this.
	Equity, if your policy is favoring equity, Between all people, races, creeds, genders, A, B, L, D, B, T, Q, A, I, P. You cannot have equal opportunity.
	No, not at all.
	Because you will preclude people from opportunity as long as they are perceived as a majority or the position of people in power.
	You cannot enforce equity without directly infringing on equality and that's what Kamala Harris is talking about and your house is going to be burned down.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And the only way you can get to equity is to take from very successful people and pull them down.
	That is the only way.
	It does not lift all people up, it pulls successful people down.
	Period.
	Now let's go to our favorite Sandy Vagina, who speaks.
	Romney, he went on CNN to tell people that he doesn't see any evidence of voter fraud and he asked people to get behind Joe Biden.
	Well, he gets in front of him.
	And below.
	Is this Romney 2024?
	Is this what he's setting up for?
	It's always been Romney.
	It's any era Romney.
	It's the same Romney.
	It's the same old Romney.
	Oh my god.
	You want to know why we needed Donald Trump?
	Because McCain and Romney were the nominees beforehand.
	Think about it.
	Was anyone enthusiastic?
	That was very tough.
	You put Palin on a bumper sticker, you thought, okay, but can we just, can we change the letterhead with McCain and Palin?
	Romney and Paul Ryan?
	Very boring.
	Go back to during that time, I don't think I ever described Paul Ryan as anything other than a wiener.
	And I am super conservative.
	I said bean counter, so.
	Did you call him bean counter?
	Bean counter, yeah.
	He's got a bean head.
	He's got a little bean head, little picture spread of his P90X.
	So Romney said that people should get behind Joe Biden, and he's been talking about how we need to unify the country and heal, but here's Romney.
	Then, where, what, terms like con man and support of the KKK?
	Here's what he said about Donald Trump.
	There's plenty of evidence that Mr. Trump is a con man, a fake.
	Mr. Trump has changed his positions, not just over the years, but over the course of the campaign.
	And on the Ku Klux Klan, daily for three days in a row.
	What is that?
	What is that even?
	Shut up!
	Shut up!
	What?
	That just goes to show you, Romney, it's not about him disagreeing with policy.
	For example, Ted Cruz did take it to Donald Trump in the primaries.
	Ted Cruz did, on certain issues of policy, was saying that maybe you aren't consistent.
	But he didn't accuse Donald Trump of the KKK.
	That's far-left shit.
	By the way, he basically has his own spot any given time he wants on Fox News.
	That's my point.
	Those are the kinds of conservatives who are welcome.
	Not a conservative who maybe disagrees.
	Like, Dan Crenshaw isn't going in as hard as I would like on the election irregularities right now, but he is.
	Ted Cruz is going into the paint, getting into the paint.
	I don't know.
	The point is, he's making a go of it.
	Mitt Romney?
	He uses a social justice warrior tech as a Republican, the KKK.
	You know that's not true.
	You know that's not true.
	And by the way, when we're talking, Mitt Romney, about Donald Trump changing his position,
	here's the thing.
	I have more grace for Donald Trump, who lived his life as likely a secular New Yorker, and
	then was surrounded by evangelical Christians, who he seems to genuinely appreciate.
	And by the way, who seem to be very loyal to him.
	That is something.
	When people say, everyone's abandoning Donald Trump, you don't really see it from people
	in his cabinet who aren't swamp things, but people who are actual Christians.
	So I tend to believe more that Donald Trump maybe hadn't thought about abortion a lot.
	I gave him, I criticized him during the primary saying, how have you not thought about these
	things when you're almost 70 years old?
	But you can trace it.
	Oh, you know what?
	Now he hears an argument for life, and he can say, okay, you know what?
	I understand that.
	I didn't know that it had DNA.
	I didn't know it had its own blood.
	There's a turning point.
	Mitt Romney was pro-abortion for decades while he was still a Mormon.
	So what changed?
	Did God get on his red telephone and the temple ring ring?
	Hey, you know what?
	You might want to get right about abortion because you've been going against my church's teaching for a long time.
	Ah, shut up!
	I'm not up for re-election in two years!
	Click!
	What changed, Mitt Romney?
	You only changed due to political expediency.
	Donald Trump changed because I think he had a change of heart, and that is proven by how he governed.
	More conservative than you.
	in state legislatures and more conservative than George W.
	or George H.W. on a national level and it's not even close. So don't accuse... it makes sense
	why you accuse him of being with the KKK.
	Yeah and here's another reason why you shouldn't try to be a moderate like Mitt Romney is because
	the media will use you as a hero or a villain depending on what's convenient for them that day.
	Well, he doesn't care.
	They think they're going to get in with the right people, but really, they're just going to be used by them for whatever the media's purpose is.
	They said binders full of women.
	They accused him of being racist and sexist, and then he turns around and goes, well now it's my turn to do it on Donald Trump.
	Hey, how about you stop the turns?
	How about you get off the merry-go-round of pussery and take a stand, Mitt Romney?
	He just doesn't want to go silently into the night, right?
	He's ready to be relevant, whether it's being the heel or being the hero.
	He doesn't really care.
	As long as they call him to jump on an interview, he's happy.
	That's Mitt Romney.
	Here's a big difference between Mitt Romney and someone... Why is Mitt Romney still in office?
	Mitt Romney doesn't need the money.
	He's not serving anybody at this point.
	He's not of any value.
	He just decided to go for a seat that's up for grabs.
	He comes from a dynasty, a family of wealth, and people who've always been in politics.
	Why doesn't Mitt Romney just go run a business?
	Why doesn't Mitt Romney just sail off into the sunset, retire, spend time with his very large family, beautiful family?
	Why doesn't he do that?
	And his dancing horses.
	And his dancing horses.
	Oh, wow, that's cool.
	Is it the Arabian horses that do this?
	Yeah, the dressage.
	Dressage.
	Oh, that's the... One of his horses.
	Yeah, that's also how dressage is still in the Olympics.
	You know, Mitt Romney, you want to know my major problem with you?
	You being your little ambassador to the Olympics.
	This is what you need to know about Mitt Romney.
	When Mitt Romney was one of the ambassadors to the Olympics, they almost removed wrestling from the Olympics.
	Oh, what?
	Which is one of the most practiced sports across the globe.
	And by the way, I don't know if you know, when the Olympics launched, there were three sports.
	Do you know what one of them was?
	What?
	Wrestling!
	Wrestling, yeah.
	Fancy horses.
	It's called Greco-Roman wrestling.
	Gregor Roman's dancing horses.
	...for crying out loud.
	So wrestling almost lost, and then it took private parties to try and raise funds to try and get wrestling kept in the
	Olympics, which, by the way, created the Olympics, but for some
	reason dressage, which is horses going...
	Yeah. It's the dance-off of antiquity.
	And it's John O'Hurley equivalent, like, oh, look at the pace of that gallop, that's beautiful to watch for all four spectators.
	Meanwhile, you have people trading in the Caucasus Mountains who've been wrestling bears, wrestling Pakistani bears by the thousands, and American collegiate wrestlers who have nowhere to go, not to mention across Japan, across Asia, across Cuba.
	Wrestling is a sport that's practiced everywhere, Romney, where were you to try and keep it there?
	It took DuPont to start diddling guys with Foxcatcher, and I know the timelines there don't match up, but the point remains.
	Dressage, because is it his daughter or his wife does dressage?
	His wife.
	Yes, I believe it is.
	Imagine instead of calling for your champion in the army, you call for your dressage expert.
	What is dressage?
	There you go.
	This is dressage.
	This is the Olympic sport.
	He could go sideways.
	This is the Olympic sport.
	Can someone bring up Alexander Caroline, a highlight reel for wrestling.
	Was that Romney's horse?
	Was that Romney's horse?
	After Romney's horse?
	Hey, you know what, Romney?
	Your horse sucks.
	Your ideas suck, and your horse sucks.
	That thing looked like it was going out sideways like a bullet from a Kel-Tec.
	It was running over like this.
	Like when Betty had had her knee issue, she would run in sideways like a cannonball.
	Your horse looks like an idiot.
	I think the point is he can make us do that, Stephen.
	And I think Tresaj is cool.
	You know who's really good with horses is Courtney, who works with us.
	Her horses are actually impressive.
	Well, she loves horses more than people.
	Yeah, she does.
	But that being said, you can prove it.
	That was an Olympic sport, and wrestling almost lost.
	Three, I believe, of the original sports were, I don't know if it was boxing, some kind of striking sport, wrestling, and pancreation, which was originally MMA.
	And then they added really quickly track events.
	Took a long while for dressage as well as the gymnastics with the ribbon thing on the floor.
	What are you doing?
	What are you doing?
	You're taking a birthday ribbon and you're spinning it?
	Look, this.
	This is a sport that requires far less effort when you watch this than dressage.
	Yeah, look at those guys.
	If only they were willing to put in the hours to sit atop a dancing horse.
	Grab that ass.
	For crying out loud.
	That was some good ass grabbing.
	Wow.
	It's not gay if you're dominating them into oblivion.
	Like Mitt Romney is by the Democrats.
	Hope you enjoy it.
	Hope they give you a nice bottle of wine that you can't drink.
	All right.
	Actually, before we move on, we have some voting anomalies in Pennsylvania.
	And all of this, by the way, we're going to go to your chat for those who are Mug Club members.
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	And if not, we're going to get to Pennsylvania here because this is far from over.
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	Thomas Finnegan, election correspondent for Gabby.
	Okay.
	Thomas Finnegan.
	All right.
	Give me a minute.
	Yeah, okay.
	Well, you know what?
	It's not a voting precinct.
	It's not a vote count in Arizona.
	That's a terrible briefcase, by the way.
	That's just... Yeah, it's not... Well, that's not a briefcase.
	It's a ballot holder.
	He doesn't know.
	Gabby!
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	So hold that up so people can see it and you can read the part about Gabby.
	The red?
	Well, you've got to move the paper out from in front of the...
	Yeah, you've got to move the paper out from in front of the...
	Well, no, no, you're covering up for Gaby.
	It's in front of the...
	No, move it the other way.
	You've got to go down or up.
	There you go.
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	All right.
	Tilt the camera up a little bit there, Cordo Black Garrett, because Thomas Finnegan is
	wearing lifts.
	Do you want me to read the red part?
	Yeah, read the part that matters.
	What is Gaby, Thomas Finnegan?
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	I know, it's Gabi.com slash Crowder, so people go and... You get a free quote.
	You get a free quote, right?
	That's correct.
	That's correct.
	You work in news, Thomas?
	Gabby takes the pain out of shopping.
	Okay, that's okay. Sorry. That's fine.
	You know what?
	I think we have some wild turkey out there.
	Make good use of it.
	So I do recommend Gabby.
	They're a wonderful sponsor.
	It's a great service.
	It's easy to get trapped into.
	It's surprising.
	If you go and check it up, like I went and looked and saw how much I was paying in car insurance.
	I should be paying, because I don't get any tickets.
	I don't get any tickets.
	Last time I got a speeding ticket I was in Wyoming.
	Really?
	Yeah, and there was nothing.
	If I would have blown a tire on my rental car and spun off in any direction, no one would have been harmed, aside from the landscape of Wyoming, which, where I was, it would have been an improvement.
	A cop pulled me over and said, do you know why I pulled you over?
	And I say, no.
	I do not, officer.
	Because I backed the blue.
	but some of them are dicks. And I said, I do not. He said you were going 20 over. I said,
	it doesn't sound like me. Are you sure? He said, well, it is you. And I said, hmm,
	well, that's interesting. So why are we going so fast? I said to get out of Wyoming.
	Maybe not the best thing to say.
	That's the last ticket.
	And the last time I got pulled over, I got pulled over by a cop and I was in my underwear because I got dressed in the dark and I couldn't find my pants.
	So you just left without them?
	I left without them.
	I had a shirt on.
	Wow.
	And so I tell my cop, but that's also what I think put him at ease when I told the officer that I had my concealed carry permit.
	I had my hands at 10 and 2.
	I said, Officer, I should let you know that I am a lawful owner.
	I have a concealed carry permit, but I do not have a firearm on my person.
	How would you like me to proceed?
	I could have guessed that.
	I was wearing Walter White briefs.
	Speaking of spending money where you forget where you're spending it, I sometimes forget that Thomas Finnegan even works here.
	I'm not entirely sure if he is.
	This was the last shot, right?
	Oh, no, no, no.
	He'll get plenty more shots.
	He has some pictures that I don't want getting out.
	So I work with him.
	Okay, yeah.
	That makes sense then.
	He did a great job shooting Gerald B., though.
	Yeah, he did.
	I have a follow-up.
	Where were you going that it was okay to be pantsless when you arrived?
	Well, I wasn't going anywhere.
	I was just going for a morning drive.
	I was going for a morning drive.
	It was last Christmas.
	I was going for a morning drive.
	Everyone was asleep with a cigar and a black rifle coffee.
	Naked-ish.
	Not naked-ish.
	That's it-ish.
	In the gutter.
	Gerald has such a filthy mind.
	All of a sudden he gets married and opens the floodgates to his sexuality.
	You know what?
	Let's damn it.
	No, I won't.
	Damn it?
	Because of an endangered species?
	Beaver.
	All right, let's get to some of the voting irregularities here, and I think we have Reg the Bandit to bring this up.
	We've talked about quite a bit in the past, and we had Giuliani on, and we don't want to sound the alarm when things aren't confirmed, or they're, you know... For example, I've seen some conservatives say, well, maybe a couple hundred votes there, maybe a dozen... No, no.
	We've numbered tens of thousands already that have been verified, and there are hundreds of thousands more votes that are potentially compromised.
	But some new stuff came out today from Pennsylvania.
	Do we have Reg the Bandit?
	Yep.
	All right, Reg the Bandit, are you there, sir?
	Yeah.
	What would you like from me?
	So right now, the first thing that came out is Pennsylvania.
	Explain to people, this is a statistician, William Briggs, and explain what it is that he analyzed, what he came out with, and then I'll be able to take it from there and kind of explain what those primary blips are.
	So, analyze the numbers from Pennsylvania, and it's also important What he didn't use.
	So a lot of people have been looking at Binford's Law when it comes to these voting totals.
	Now, you would probably assume if you looked at the first digit in the raw numbers from sets of data that were naturally occurring, you'd probably assume those leading digits, it would be one part of the time and two part of the time and three part of the time, that would be equal, right?
	That you'd have each leading digit be 11.1%.
	That's actually not the case.
	When you have naturally occurring data, the leading digit is typically smaller.
	So that's Binford's Law, that 1 occurs 30% of the time, 2 occurs, you know, a little over 17%, and when you get to 9, it only occurs less than 5% of the time.
	Now, why that's important is because when people cook the books, or when they make fake results, they tend to make the numbers evenly distributed, but that's not really how they randomly occur. Right, you
	guys can bring up the first chart as he talks about this from William Briggs, the analysis. And
	what Briggs was saying is, you know, fine, you know, that's a valid critique. You can go through
	these results and find, you know, places where it seems to violate Binford's law, and people
	have done that with election results.
	But he actually says it doesn't even have to be that widespread, right?
	Binford's Law would indicate a sort of systematic cooking of the books, but he said there are two instances, right?
	Well, I want to be clear about this for people who don't know.
	The entire state Yeah.
	of Pennsylvania flipping for Biden. So let's be clear. The entire state of Pennsylvania
	flipping for Biden can be attributed to two instances in reporting. Two. This is not including
	any of this is not even just including potentially dead people on voter rolls or any of that
	or glitches like we've talked about in Michigan. We're just talking about from a data standpoint,
	the entire flip. Two instances.
	And those instances, if I'm not mistaken, right, the first one is at 9 p.m.
	on election night.
	On election night.
	And Reg the Bandit is very smart with this one.
	Make sure I don't misspeak because I could easily be sued.
	9 p.m.
	on election night, Trump lost Almost 10,000 votes when ballots were subtracted from three different counties simultaneously.
	That, we have on running totals, 2-1 is the file here, right?
	9 p.m., Donald Trump lost 10,000 votes when ballots were subtracted.
	Like that, right?
	In one instance, right, Reg the Bandit?
	Yeah, that's correct.
	And Biden never had any subtracted in the reporting.
	I'm not sure of the reason for that.
	You know, the supposition is that perhaps they, you know, made an error, right, and had to correct.
	But it is strange that you have, you know, 10,000 votes subtracted from Trump's total in one instance.
	Right.
	And then the next morning, Biden, all of a sudden he jumped 27,000 votes in two consecutive voting periods.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So what you have there, you take 10,000 plus 27,000 and you've got 37,000.
	Right.
	Just from these two anomalous bumps in the reporting.
	One bump down for Trump, one bump up for Biden.
	Now, in this data set, Biden ended up winning or leading by a little over 34,000 votes, right?
	So that lead will be completely erased if these two anomalous things were indeed some sort of fraud.
	Right.
	error. So that's what Briggs was pointing out. He's saying you don't need to have Binford's
	law to necessarily say there's this cooking of the books across the board. That would
	indicate something much more systematic. That would be, you know, a lot more to cover up,
	right? But you just had these two little tweaks alone could flip a whole state. That's what's
	important.
	All right. So if I understand correctly, Briggs is saying that we know what real randomness
	looks like. Right. And this looks like people trying to look random. But people are trying
	Like they're trying to make it look spread out, whereas actual randomness looks much more grouped.
	Yeah, and he's also just saying that even if someone is not systematically cooking the books across the board, it doesn't take much to flip a whole state, right?
	We don't have to analyze every single report.
	Just these two would be enough to do it.
	Just these two would be enough.
	Thank you so much, Reg the Bandit.
	We appreciate it.
	You must go.
	Not only that, but again, this is not including the poll watchers.
	No.
	This is not including all the votes that have been received too late.
	Allegations that there have been an obscene number of ballots, we don't know if this is true or not because no one was able to confirm, where the only thing checked was Biden and the rest of it was empty, which doesn't really statistically happen.
	This doesn't include the fact that a record number of mail-in ballots, despite them being unrequested, were accepted.
	At 30 times the rate of the previous election.
	At many times the rate.
	If I'm not mistaken, I think more ballots were rejected, mail-in ballots, in California in the Democratic primaries than across the United States.
	So just this enough is enough to flip these two blips where all of a sudden 10,000 votes lost for Trump.
	Immediately, across two counties, and the next morning, 27,000 bumped.
	That's 37,000 votes completely unaccounted for.
	This is just a statistical argument, not that poll watchers need to be there, not that, oh, okay, you know what, there are ballots that came in and the Supreme Court obviously hasn't, it's the law that they cannot come in after election.
	This is something else, which is, it needs to be, if anyone says this doesn't warrant investigation, I thought you were the party of The science.
	I'm just a party of science.
	Exactly.
	And if you are the Biden campaign right now, or the Biden supporter right now, shouldn't you say, well, we're so confident that our guy won, of course.
	Go look at whatever you want, right?
	Do a little thought experiment, too.
	Place candidate A and candidate B on this, and not Donald Trump and not Joe Biden, and have all of these anomalies and say, it's weird that candidate A doesn't have any of these anomalies go against him, and candidate B has all of them go against him.
	Why?
	We need to look into this.
	You wouldn't care who they were, what side they were on.
	You'd be like, that looks odd.
	We have to look into that.
	Yeah, and these are just the things that are publicly available less than a week out from the election.
	There's going to be more.
	There's going to be more.
	And listen, we've talked about this quite a bit.
	Obviously, you know that Donald Trump, this president, I want to make sure they've taken legal action in six, if I'm not mistaken.
	Six contested states.
	and they're confident that when it all shakes out that they're going to win those states.
	There's a lot. We've talked about Detroit, we've talked about Wisconsin, we've talked about
	Pennsylvania. This is new in Pennsylvania, not to mention Arizona, not to mention Georgia.
	So this is important to note. This is just all of a sudden these statistical anomalies,
	which we did not discuss with you. When you look at the streams, the last three streams that number
	well over 15 million plays, we never mentioned this once.
	This was newly discovered last night, this morning, and no one has investigated it. So this
	administration is pretty confident that with their pending lawsuits or litigation in six states,
	that when it shakes out, they'll be the winner. So confident Donald Trump is that I
	believe he's already actually calling some of those states. Yeah. Oh no. Oh, it's Trump.
	Madda, madda, madda.
	Believe what you're seeing.
	Got electoral healing.
	Electoral healing, baby.
	Makes me feel so fine.
	When it just soothes my mind.
	Pennsylvania, you know I just did it my way.
	I rode your Hershey Highway in a good way.
	F*** Michigan, you just scratched my itch again.
	And then they'll f*** you again, especially Whitmer.
	Come, now Georgia.
	They said I couldn't afford ya.
	But then I floored ya.
	Oh, Nevada.
	I thought buying it could have ya.
	But then I grabbed ya, sat tapped ya.
	Wisconsin.
	Just got a load of my Johnson.
	Winning is so fun.
	Close.
	And that was foreshadowing because it was close in votes as well.
	That's what he's saying.
	Donald Trump has 30 of those that were recorded.
	I think that's so many.
	If you haven't yet subscribed to Crowder Bits, 36.
	36 of them.
	Where does he find the time?
	Electoral healing.
	He's got so much energy.
	Yeah.
	He just wants to be an artist.
	It's amazing that he finds the time when he's not a Harry Chapin song.
	He still spends all that time with his family.
	Alright, hey guys, listen.
	Thank you so much for everyone who has been watching.
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