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Nov. 4, 2020 - Louder with Crowder

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LIVE UPDATES: Democrats Try to Steal Election!? | Good Morning #MugClub

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	🎵 Music 🎵 And, uh...
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	I'm a guru.
	Yes, I am.
	I'm a guru.
	Yes, I am.
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	you you
	Hello, everybody!
	Sorry, I had to tie my shoes, my slippers.
	Is it okay if I'm wearing my beanie here, or do I look too much like Tim Poole?
	We're here with you today.
	The promo code is still available, of course, at lateralwithcrowder.com.
	Crowder election stream, I guess, is still the same promo code.
	You get $30 off.
	It's still the election stream.
	And pardon my language, there's a lot of... You've heard of the term, like, with doctor's quackery?
	Fuckery is the name of the word today.
	Some could also perceive that with dumb, dumb fuckery going on right now with the election.
	We went to bed.
	We thought that Donald Trump was probably winning a lot of these states.
	I still think that he probably was winning a lot of these states, barring some crazy election fraud.
	And I know that this runs the risk of being taken down by the big tech overlords, but guess what?
	You guys decided that my criticism of Bill Nye and AR-15 myths Well, that's true.
	meddling so you know what let's just let's just steer right into it why not
	let me take a couple puffs of this while I introduce we have Courtney here we have
	Courtney look at her looking very fetching better than and I like the
	hoodie that we sell at the merch store yeah but it was too big for you it was an
	XL it's well that's true it was very comfortable the coffee not flattering
	but quarter black is here How are you?
	Good morning, everybody.
	Hey, look at him with his little, he's bundled up like he's either a Jamaican bobsled runner or Not Without My Daughter.
	We have Alfred Molina is going to get the better of you.
	Audio Wade.
	Reg the Bandit, who delayed his flight, stayed.
	Reg, thank you so much.
	Oh, you're welcome.
	Thank you so much.
	Happy to be here.
	You know what?
	Hey, Johnny, let's turn it up a couple degrees because silk keeps me very cold.
	in these pajamas. They don't have a robe because I'm packing because my wife likes it. So a
	lot has happened since last night. I have my phone here because we might have some guests
	so keep in mind this is just kind of processing it as it happens.
	Yeah, we're going on the fly today.
	Oh, hold on a second. My merch guy and then we have someone at the Daily Wire. Well, you
	know what? I don't care.
	You know, I think the going by the seat of your pants type thing, the first thing that
	I'd be interested to talk about is a kind of.
	Flying by the seat of your pants.
	Yeah, yeah, there you go.
	Flying by the seat of your pants.
	No, I mean, this is my point.
	We're all tired.
	That you're smart.
	Nobody's got a lot of sleep.
	And I think the president's censored tweet about Michigan.
	Yeah.
	Can we bring that up?
	The censored tweet from President Trump.
	You mean President Trump, correct?
	Matt Walsh tweeted out a screen grab of this update of Biden getting 100% of new votes 128,000 or more just in one chunk with zero for Trump, right?
	And Walsh said, this is reason enough to go to court.
	No honest person can look at this and say it's normal and unconcerning.
	And then Trump retweeted it and said, what is this all about?
	But if you look at his retweet, Twitter has blocked that original tweet from Matt Walsh.
	I don't know if we can bring it up.
	Can we bring it up there?
	Like we said, we are flying by the seat of our pants here.
	It's in the channel.
	Token Owens.
	Screen grabs.
	You got a squint?
	You got a squint even more?
	It wasn't just Matt Walsh who tweeted that.
	A lot of people.
	Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
	A lot of people are asking about it.
	The tweet that was 20,000 that randomly went all to Biden.
	All Biden.
	And from what we're understanding, so people are saying, what's been going on?
	Okay, they're saying that Wisconsin and Michigan are going to Biden, which to many would surprise you because logic, but throw it out.
	At this point, sure.
	And I have to tell you that I also, so let's continue with that, Reg, and then you can continue with kind of some of the predictions.
	There it is, here's Matt Walsh's tweet.
	There's the tweet, right, and that was a retweet of what Matt, can we bring it back up there?
	And there's Trump's, yeah.
	Misleading.
	Now, here's the thing.
	The tweet wasn't misleading.
	You were saying, Reg, that we found out it was an error with the election, though, with people who were processing votes.
	Yeah.
	The tweet was accurate.
	That did happen, but it's because someone screwed up in counting votes, which almost proves our point!
	Right.
	Well, all Trump said was, what is this all about?
	Yeah.
	Which is a good question.
	And now we found out.
	We found out what it's all about.
	But when you spell that out backwards, it's Auschwitz.
	Oh my gosh.
	It makes sense now.
	When you spell it backwards, he wants to put everyone in Warsaw like Magneto's parents.
	Put y'all back in chains.
	Put y'all back in chains.
	You not black.
	Is there anything more racist than he wants to put y'all back in chains and you not black?
	I know he didn't say you not black.
	He said you ain't black.
	You ain't black, which is kind of black.
	Which, no, because white people also say it.
	You ain't black.
	You ain't black.
	Yeah, what's that?
	You ain't black.
	Some guy out there's like, yes I is.
	No you ain't!
	Is you is or is you ain't with the black confederacy.
	What?
	I'm going to be president.
	I still think Donald Trump's going to be president.
	We'll explain why.
	But I also, listen, I don't trust these states any further than I can throw them.
	And eventually we could maybe throw them into the Great Lakes, but that's not in the cards right now.
	So we have to deal with the cards we are dealt.
	You can wish.
	Yeah, so that error, right?
	What happened was that the Shewansee County accidentally added a zero to their vote total, right?
	And so it was reported briefly.
	And Trump was right to, you know, everyone who was questioning that was right to say, hey, this looks weird because it was in fact an error.
	Okay, maybe it was an election fraud, but it was misreporting and that's a big deal.
	So Decision Desk HQ caught that error and corrected it quickly.
	But you know, when you have errors at the county level, I don't see why Twitter would be censoring people calling attention to that, right?
	That was an error, so do you think that that error would have been corrected if not being called on it?
	I mean, that's the question, right?
	Because whenever you have... What's an extra zero?
	Facebook, or... I forgot!
	I forgot!
	I forgot to carry the wand!
	I always forget some mundane detail!
	An extra hundred thousand's not a mundane detail, Michael!
	And it happened to be in one of the most hotly contested states in the Union.
	Was this in December?
	Michigan.
	Michigan is so hot right now.
	I don't mean physically because of global warming, they've had a very temperate climate and record growing seasons, but I mean it's hot because people love Michigan.
	It's a metaphor.
	Except for Whitmer.
	I'll put that bitch back in chains.
	Just joking.
	When you have Twitter or Facebook or YouTube and they're caught censoring and everyone calls them out on it and then they say, well we fixed it.
	They change course and they say, so give us credit where it's due.
	We were willing.
	It's like, no, no, no.
	You would not have fixed it unless everybody called you out on it.
	Yeah, that's exactly what happened with my YouTube.
	So I was trying to run ads on YouTube videos, because we're allowed to run ads now, and I had three videos that were disapproved as interfering with the election.
	They involved Bill Nye.
	I think one of them might have been Climate.
	But the thing is, they've done that with all of my videos on YouTube, including AR-15 Myths, including Aladdin, the criticism of SJW Aladdin.
	And they were saying, it's not that it's directly meddling in the election.
	It's not that it's meddling in the election at all.
	It's not even that it has an impact on the election.
	It's that it's a right-leaning point of view which influences people.
	And we only were able to catch YouTube with three of them.
	They said, oh, we're sorry, we'll reverse it.
	But again, you don't get that back.
	You don't get those things back.
	And this is what should be allowed.
	This is what should be encouraged on YouTube and Facebook and Twitter, right?
	It should be the exchange of ideas if we're not actually just going in and saying, vote for this candidate, but we're saying, hey, these are some myths with AR-15.
	Hey, Bill the Not Science Guy is telling you there are 57 genders, but YouTube said that is not allowed because it directly impacts the election.
	So that's important to note.
	That's a compliment about how effective the content is.
	Yeah, or how ineffective Bill Nye is.
	They just don't want anyone questioning what it is they're saying.
	And a quick update with Facebook because yesterday, keep in mind, we were taken down on Facebook and that actually ended up having our YouTube stream taken down.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	So what we had over half a million people, we had over 8 million some like people tune
	in last night and at that direct second there was what 500 and something thousand people
	and it climbed back up like to 480 and you know we're grateful for however many people
	that we had.
	The problem is the principle is the same because they decided they were going to remove our
	Facebook stream and I checked with Bill right now.
	This is the answer.
	Complete silence from Facebook.
	No explanation from any point.
	Honestly, could have just been a data surge because Biden was giving his statement.
	Nothing conclusive.
	Still digging.
	I love how Bill is being so... He's Mr. Congeniality.
	I don't think it was a Biden surge.
	He's a sweetie pie.
	I also don't think there was a Biden surge, period.
	I don't think it was, oh, Biden's speaking?
	Well, here's another detail from Michigan where On Twitter, some people were looking at the results from Antrim, the clerk's office, and they said there's no way Trump lost this area, right?
	It was very firmly for him last time around, and so a local reporter Zach Gorchow called them up and they're reviewing the
	numbers and said their discrepancies it seems like the numbers were transposed that they got Trump's
	numbers and Biden's switched right and so he said they'll be corrected soon so it's a staunchly GOP
	area uh so that's going to result in and they just happened to swap them yeah yeah well we
	added a zero and with that one where we we said that Biden won and Trump lost, it was the opposite
	of what we said.
	And then you say, hey, it's the opposite of what you say.
	And Twitter says, misinformation.
	And we say, no, it's not.
	That's too late.
	There's a bird feeder in Jack Dorsey's beard.
	Why don't I go check that out?
	And I'm like, I'm not interested in Jack Dorsey's bird feeder, though he gets a lot of hummingbirds, so I want to know what he's using.
	Is it sugar water?
	Does he put a little bit of honey in there?
	I don't know, but it doesn't seem to attract the squirrels, but it attracts the hummingbirds, so Jack Dorsey's doing very well with the beard bird feeder game.
	But that's not really important right now.
	What's important is the election.
	These errors, at least I haven't seen any examples of them going in the opposite direction,
	where it's like, oh, it really looked good for Trump, and then, oh, turns out it was
	a typo.
	And by the way, we are going to be crowdsourcing this right now, this stream, so I want you
	to, if you're on Blaze, Mug Club, send in your chats as it relates to the election,
	things that you've seen, some discrepancies, or of course on Twitter, what you would most
	like to see us discuss today.
	So we have, what are the margins that we have?
	I really wish we had the ability for Reg to just punch.
	Is there a way to just do that, Tocanone, so Reg can just punch in with his computer
	so he doesn't have to send to you and then you pop it in?
	Is there a way to do that?
	Not right now, not a quick way.
	Okay.
	Is there any way for him to just mirror?
	Can he just mirror or something, or no?
	No?
	Seems like a silly system for us to have three different points.
	Again, we're flying by the seat of our pants here.
	I don't know what's going on.
	So we could take just a moment to look at the good stuff that, I mean, Trump outperformed
	the polls, whatever the results end up being, he outperformed the polls everywhere, right?
	And not just Trump, but Republicans, we picked up five seats in the House and we weren't
	expecting, you know, we couldn't win the majority, that wasn't a possibility, but we weren't
	expected to pick up five seats.
	And then we also, Trump has...
	Did we lose one seat in the Senate?
	Is that what it was?
	One seat, I think, in the Senate?
	A net loss of one seat in the Senate?
	Wasn't it one of those Republican seats?
	Not even really Republican.
	From what I understand.
	She would break with the Democrats half the time anyway.
	She weighs the same as I do.
	And then you have Trump won the highest share of non-white vote for the GOP since 1960.
	It's a big demographic shift.
	So that whole narrative, look at the whole narrative of, you know, Black Lives Matter and racial justice, and the Democrats have thought this is our bread and butter.
	They have been pushing that just non-stop.
	That has been everything, or the bulk of their agenda, right?
	And last night they saw they moved backwards.
	And here's something that I guess at first glance it's easy to go, huh, how did he improve in those demographics?
	And then he's behind in these swing states where those demographics would play a key role.
	I guess they're just attributing that to overall voter turnout.
	So even if Donald Trump made gains with those demographics, it wasn't enough because more people voted.
	It doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.
	And it's tough to make sense of this when they're flipping counties that were for Trump and were versus Biden, and they're adding zeros to numbers.
	But every single one of those people is somebody who may be voting for a Republican for the first time in their lives, or be the first person in their families to ever vote for a Republican.
	That, at some level, makes you a little bit more comfortable when somebody else comes around in 2024.
	I think that's why they're feeling the heat here, is because it is their demographic, right?
	They think they have the black vote, they think they have the Latino vote, and they're seeing that they don't.
	And here's one thing, too, that I do want to tell, and you guys can just kind of tell me.
	You were about to say something there, Courtney?
	I've forgotten.
	We're all pretty tired, so if I say something stupid like Charlottesville, North Carolina... I'll throw something at you.
	Nobody was bothered by that.
	I was bothered by it.
	It matters to me!
	I want like a Charlottesville, like an IHOP!
	It matters to me!
	It matters to me!
	Here's the thing.
	I am Sam.
	Donald Trump can still win if he loses Michigan.
	And I was wrong about this, because this is something, when I had the 270 win and I reset to the map, for some reason West Virginia either was blue automatically or didn't fill in for Trump, didn't fill in at all.
	So with West Virginia, which was called, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, right?
	West Virginia was called for Trump, and this main second district, what was it?
	What are we using right now?
	At Decision Desk, it was called for Trump.
	At Decision Desk, they've been doing a pretty, it was called.
	So the second district was called for Trump.
	And West Virginia.
	So look, with that map, if Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania, he still hits 270.
	So even with all this tomfoolery, these shenanigans going on in Michigan and Wisconsin, it doesn't matter.
	If he wins Pennsylvania, he still wins.
	And the margin there is dramatic.
	It comes down to, what are we waiting for right now?
	That map is essentially, if the current decision desk Well, I do understand.
	But here's what bothers me.
	So if everything that's leaning Republican goes Republican, if everything that's leaning Democrat goes Democrat, Donald
	Trump gets 270.
	Here's what I don't understand, well I do understand, but here's what bothers me.
	Arizona was called so early for Biden, but Donald Trump was so far ahead in Michigan and in Wisconsin and in
	Pennsylvania, and they won't call it significantly further down the line
	than Arizona.
	And by the way, what's important, it's not like, well that's because Arizona had all the important counties.
	No, and I know that Maricopa County is the main important county in Arizona, but there's still a pretty diverse set of numbers that had come through in these other states, and they didn't call them for Donald Trump at all.
	That's what Donald Trump was talking about.
	And the issue here is not just same-day election voting.
	It's how many more votes can just be added.
	And Pennsylvania is the worst state for voter fraud.
	We know that.
	There's a long history of it.
	And I don't know what's been going on in Michigan.
	From what I understand, Decision Desk still hasn't called Arizona.
	They say it's leaning Democrat, but they've only had 84 percent, I think, reporting.
	So yeah, that was another screw-up.
	Last night, Arizona had reportedly counted 95% of its vote, and then New York Times noted that, oh, due to an error, the actual number is only 86%.
	How many errors are we at now?
	And so that gave the, you know, this morning the Trump campaign said, you know, we think when all the votes are counted, we're going to pull ahead in Arizona.
	And we've also, I've seen buzz on Twitter about- We've seen a narrowing.
	In Arizona.
	They were saying they were going to pull ahead.
	We're seeing a narrowing.
	Which again, they called it, we're seeing a narrowing.
	Which I was surprised by, right?
	But it looks like the remaining votes do lean Trump.
	And another factor here is, in Arizona, the use of sharpie pens.
	You don't give a Hispanic transplant anything sharp.
	You give him a toothbrush and some razor wire, you're not getting out of the shower.
	I'm glad you used the phrase Hispanic transplant.
	I'm just... small victories here.
	Hispanic transplant anything sharp?
	No.
	You give him a toothbrush and some razor wire, you're not getting out of the shower.
	I'm glad you used the phrase Hispanic transplant.
	I'm just... small victories here.
	So if Arizona ends up going for Trump...
	Donde esta mi sheave?
	What are you going to do with it?
	What are you going to do with it?
	Me shank!
	Well, it's an improvement from Comodice people.
	I think that's what you called them, wasn't it?
	Comodice!
	Sharpie Trump!
	And they're like, oh, you want to vote for Biden right this way.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Comodice.
	See hat?
	See hat?
	Yes.
	Hat.
	Maga.
	I want to vote.
	Uh-huh.
	Uh-huh.
	Now just put that in there for Biden.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Because Hispanic people are very polite.
	It is true.
	It really is true.
	Listen, we have to recognize the cultural differences, especially as it relates to older black women.
	Older black women are very, very friendly, I find.
	And then, in my experience, younger... You know this, Quarterback Garrett.
	Older black women are probably the most friendly people I encounter.
	So friendly.
	Now, no one gets mad at this when I say it.
	Like, older black women are very friendly.
	They're the most friendly.
	They bring in kids all the time.
	You have a wonderful smile.
	You just made my day!
	Here's some free stuff even though I don't own this business!
	Alright, we do have some breaking news here.
	I think we probably need to take that Wisconsin and make it not blue because the Trump campaign has said they are requesting a recount.
	They are within their threshold.
	And they said, so Trump's campaign statement, despite ridiculous public polling,
	used as a voter suppression tactic, Wisconsin has been a razor thin race,
	as we always knew it would be.
	There have been reports of irregularities in several Wisconsin counties,
	which raised serious doubts about the validity of the results of President as well within the threshold
	to request a recount, and we will immediately do so.
	And here's one thing too, people need to understand.
	This is not unreasonable.
	This isn't trying to sow distrust in our institutions.
	First off, people don't trust the institutions anyway, largely because many of the actual institutions have been physically burned down.
	And I was amazed.
	I don't know if we have that.
	Does anyone have that tweet?
	Kenosha.
	Kenosha, which of course had Donald Trump ahead significantly, and then by the time we went to bed, all of a sudden it switched.
	Kenosha?
	Kenosha!
	How many rioters do you have who are going in to vote?
	And it was around the time that a lot of this weird Wisconsin stuff happened that the election betting odds flipped.
	Right.
	So it was going 60-40 Trump for a long time.
	What are those right now, by the way?
	It was around the time when that weird spike happened that ended up being a typo, that everything flipped.
	I don't know what the updates will be, but it centered on Wisconsin.
	I was trying to figure out why, but it could have been that.
	Hey, I was going to say, you have a centralized, you have a channel that you're using, right, to communicate?
	Yeah.
	Is there any way someone could give me access to that?
	at all here?
	Probably.
	If someone wants to grab my, if someone can grant me access.
	Otherwise, we can also use my channel here, because we have a communication channel.
	I'd like to kind of see this so I can follow it along with you.
	Yeah, we can make that change.
	Yeah, if that can happen, just let me know.
	Something else that I find telling, and I want to get a female perspective.
	Hey, look at that.
	Look at that female there on the show.
	Not as good, not as sweet as the female we have here on our show.
	Sure.
	Certainly not as sharp.
	I don't like her.
	I expect her toes to curl up under a house She's definitely dying her hair.
	Really?
	How can you tell?
	She's older.
	How can you tell?
	You can tell from the bark.
	Probably late 30s.
	Probably late 30s?
	Yep.
	I don't know about that.
	She can do what she wants.
	Her body, her choice.
	I think Anderson Cooper did his best work with the mole.
	No one remembers that show?
	The reality show?
	Yeah, I remember The Mole.
	That was his finest work.
	He'll never do anything better than The Mole.
	Hey Zoomers, remember The Mole?
	It's not Zoomers.
	The Mole was like 2004.
	I'm making fun of you for your reference.
	That's because even Brendan calls me a Zoomer.
	But that's because he's 19 years old.
	He called me Boomer.
	He can't even get it right.
	I'm very tired.
	And I don't know, I think the Xanax that I took last night, I had like a prescription that lasts me like a year for when I travel, and of course last night I was like, I think it's hitting peak plasma volume.
	I'll take it right now.
	I took a one hour nap on a hammock.
	You do seem very chill.
	Yeah.
	Is that how it works, that if you get to the end of the year and you haven't taken the Xanax, you gotta take it all or else?
	That's true.
	It's the surplus.
	I don't know the Surgeon's General Warning, but that's how it works for me.
	Okay, okay.
	How it works for me, baby!
	So yeah, no, I think we're all a little bit tired and I'm amazed as to how lazy everybody else is.
	That's why I also have my phone here and I'm trying to check.
	Yeah, Garrett, you did ask about the election betting odds.
	It does still say Biden up.
	He's at 82% on the election betting odds.
	82% and 17% Trump.
	Hey look, it's fat Jeffrey Toobin, but it's not Jeffrey Toobin on CNN.
	Whatever I see, I'm like, Jeffrey Toobin gained weight.
	That's not true.
	That is not what y'all said.
	It's less than one percentage point, like they claim.
	in several counties which raise doubts about the validity of the results.
	It's less than one percentage point like they claim. Okay, Florida was called in 2000,
	I remember, for Al Gore, then they took it back, they called it for George Bush,
	Al Gore called and gave a concession speech, and they had recounts which went
	for Bush, and then they stopped a subsequent recount which I believe had
	it at 537 votes for George W Bush.
	I don't know, it was about 9.
	Yeah, and I understand that you guys want to say it could go both ways.
	The worst one of voter fraud was Al Franken and, uh, what was that other guy's name?
	Coleman?
	Was it Coleman?
	I saw ballots... Not Tom Davis.
	No, Al Franken.
	And I saw votes that literally had Coleman punched in, and it registered as Al Franken.
	What?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	That was the worst one I've ever seen.
	If anyone remembers that, Al Franken versus Coleman.
	But I do want to have a good crossway communication.
	Do we have me getting... Oh, hold on a second.
	We have this... What do I have?
	I have a new... Do we have a new channel?
	Hey, you're ahead.
	Okay, I see it.
	Is it election night?
	Is that what we're talking about?
	Okay, good.
	I'm still relying on you, Reg.
	I just want to be able to bring it up because I can't see the overlay.
	Something else to me that is... and I want to go to Reg, and I want to go to Courtney, and I want to go to everybody else.
	Last night, they said, we're gonna stop counting.
	Right.
	Because people... Pretty early.
	And then, I went home.
	We all did.
	We all went home.
	Yeah.
	Well, you went to the home.
	No, you didn't.
	That was Smooth Manny.
	He went to the home and we'll have him here in a little bit because he's kind of a Pinochet guy.
	Then they continued counting.
	Like, what kind of shift is that?
	I don't understand it.
	There's a night shift, there's a morning shift, you can work a double, but just taking an hour off and telling everyone, leave, and then coming back an hour later, like, oh, by the way, we found 120,000 votes.
	What do you mean?
	Oh, sorry, that's an extra zero.
	They stopped counting suspiciously close to the time when Biden said, hey guys, we're going to go home.
	And Nevada just decided to stop.
	I'm like Nevada in the middle of the summer.
	Nevada is taking today off of counting.
	Seems like a genius idea.
	Those slots aren't going to play themselves!
	There's a deal or no deal quarter machine with my name on it.
	Now we do have a video of a sort of an explanation of the the sharpie thing in Arizona on the ballots versus pins.
	Is this going to be the new hanging chad moment?
	Yeah I think it will be actually.
	Okay.
	Did you just bring up music?
	We're good, we got it.
	Listen guys, guys, I just want you to know, this stream on a technical level may suck.
	Hey!
	But we're not adding extra zeros.
	We're not taking the election.
	So many zeros on my check it's like And I have to say, I'm going to brag on our viewers a little bit.
	We'll brag on us a little bit because we did have, whatever, 530,000 viewers last night.
	But our viewers are up this morning with 330,000 already.
	So they're up right early with us.
	up this morning with 330,000 already.
	So they're up right early with us.
	You people are pathetic.
	No, I'm just joking.
	Of course I love all of you.
	By the way, the only reason we're able to do this is because of Mug Club, so please do consider joining.
	We really do need your support.
	I mean, yesterday you saw our stream get taken down, and our videos are no longer... we can't advertise our videos at all on YouTube if it has a conservative opinion.
	By the way, do you realize that you're not allowed to actually say on YouTube that children shouldn't be on puberty blockers?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	That's hate speech.
	Do you realize that YouTube said it was hate speech?
	Oh wait, look, look, look!
	It's a merch store plug!
	Look at Betty!
	That's a fly hoodie right there.
	That's new.
	That's a new item.
	She's showing it off.
	She can't walk.
	That's a fly hoodie right there.
	Lotterthecrowdershop.com.
	Betty, you looking super fly.
	That's new.
	That's a new item on Lotterthecrowdershop.com.
	Available now.
	Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty.
	Oh my goodness.
	Betty, Betty.
	Hey Betty, come.
	Come here.
	Hold on, I gotta take off my headphones.
	Betty, come here.
	Come here, Betty.
	She's showing it off.
	She's having a, she can't walk.
	Hashtag Mug Club on the back.
	Oh, that's because she's, that's because of her neurodegenerative disease.
	Join Mug Club so we can, Betty, come here.
	What?
	Figure out who showed the front of the sweatshirt.
	What?
	Figure out who showed the front of his sweatshirt.
	Okay, well, you know what's happening is your back paw is going to be...
	I'm surprised we haven't seen a little titty action.
	Oh, she's running away.
	She doesn't know what's going on.
	You're not Janet Jackson. You're too white for that.
	Okay.
	Well, it's so cool in here and you've got your silk on.
	I'm surprised we haven't seen a little titty action.
	Come on. Come on, Betty.
	Oh, she's running away.
	She doesn't know what's going on.
	This is adorable.
	Tell me that's not just absolutely adorable.
	That dog right there.
	What are you hiding for?
	She's pretending to be shy.
	She's just trying to jump out of her hoodie.
	We're working on a hoodie for dogs.
	Yeah, it's not ready yet.
	Are they for sale yet?
	They are up.
	The hoodies are for sale?
	I don't like hoodies because I don't want to be Trayvon.
	You're wrong.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Do we think this stream's gonna get removed?
	I don't care.
	It's like, listen, this is what happens when you force someone into a corner with very little to lose.
	You get that?
	You mess with the bull, you get slightly off-color humor.
	It's not really horns.
	Again, you just bailed on the metaphor.
	It's just peak plasma volume.
	So let's see if we can get the video of the Sharpie thing, because I do think Courtney may be right.
	It may be the hanging chads of 2020.
	All right, let's see the video of the Sharpie.
	So explain one more time.
	So the people that were in front of me, there were two people in front of me that used a sharpie.
	Yes.
	That was given to them by the poll workers.
	Yes.
	It did not read their ballot.
	Okay.
	And they slid it in there twice.
	I used the pen.
	Yep.
	Took their sharpie and threw it away.
	And it read your ballot.
	And it read my ballot.
	And it read your ballot.
	And it read my ballot.
	So what they're doing is they're telling people to use the sharpies that way those votes aren't counted.
	Wow.
	That's exactly what's happening.
	And this is Arizona?
	So there's other people that were in there voting with their pens and they literally went around and they were yanking pens out of their hands.
	Yes, they tried to do that to me and I took their sharpie and I hid it because then they said, look for all the sharpies that are not being used and take the sharpies back.
	They had a bowl of pens behind them that they were not giving to people and only giving sharpies out.
	There we go.
	Wow.
	So the ones with the sharpies are not being read at all?
	No.
	No.
	None of those ballots are being read.
	Does that shirt glow in the dark?
	Of course not!
	And so they're doing it by trying to skew all the votes.
	It's Britney Spears, yeah.
	It's Sharpies, bitch.
	Wait, is that a person?
	But they're not counting.
	I thought it was a low, I thought it was a low blueberry bush.
	And so they're forcing people to use the Sharpies and those votes aren't being counted.
	Trump and she just slid it in and that was it.
	Wait, is that a person?
	But they're not counting.
	I thought it was a low, I thought it was a low blueberry bush.
	And so they're forcing people to use the sharpies and those votes aren't being counted.
	I don't want to talk to her, that's a hedge.
	Ah, you're a hedge!
	And those ones are not being counted.
	They're invalid.
	It's not just this video.
	We've had, you know, I've seen multiple people on Twitter including one of the guys at Outkick say that he experienced this.
	You almost just misspoke.
	And just so you know, Reg the Bandit is a genius.
	So for him to almost misspeak, that's an accomplishment.
	How long can you be a genius?
	I misspeak all the time.
	It makes me feel better.
	Like you know those crabs in a bucket and he's the one crawling out.
	I'm like, get back down here.
	Get back down here, you little mints of fruitcake.
	It's like the aliens in Toy Story.
	Wasn't there something to an overlay of the Pennsylvania 2012 comparison Brendan was saying he wanted to bring that up?
	Yeah, we can bring that up.
	There's an overlay of a comparison to Pennsylvania 2012.
	Okay, so not called.
	So that was 2012.
	They called for Obama with a 5.39% margin, 5.7 million votes.
	Not called with 5 million votes and an 11.2% margin.
	5.39% margin, 5.7 million votes.
	Not called with 5 million votes and an 11.2% margin, Donald Trump in Pennsylvania.
	Yeah, and I mean, you know, Brennan and I were talking beforehand and I said, you know,
	you're never going to get an exact comparison there, but it does seem strange that we're
	going to such lengths to, you know, sustain an anti-Trump narrative when it comes to reporting.
	If Donald Trump, if he loses Arizona, if he loses Wisconsin, if he loses Michigan, but he keeps Georgia and North Carolina, which seems likely, and he wins Pennsylvania, he still wins.
	And CNN is saying that Trump is leading in Pennsylvania.
	They're at least admitting that.
	I told you, I thought Pennsylvania... So if you guys go back that night of the third debate, I said, I think Biden just lost Pennsylvania.
	I think it was the title of the next day's stream or it was one of the segments like, did Biden just lose Pennsylvania?
	It's like walking into an Italian family dinner, being like, Guinea, WAP, Dago, let's see what happens.
	Right?
	He walked into Pennsylvania, said, no fracking, uh, and, uh, what was the other thing?
	No fracking and, uh, oh, riots.
	Yeah.
	He's like, no fracking and get used to the riots.
	And everyone in Pennsylvania was like, what?
	How about maybe a little bit of fracking and maybe a little less riots?
	And he's like, sorry, I forgot to carry the one.
	He's like, I've already got my mask on.
	I'm out.
	I'm out.
	So I really do think that Donald Trump, we have those counties coming in, too, in Pennsylvania.
	Donald Trump is probably going to win Pennsylvania.
	That's why people aren't talking about it.
	And if there's voter fraud in any of these other states, not voter fraud, I should say, incompetence.
	Yeah, I mean, either way, we've seen plenty of incompetence.
	Would that qualify turning it into a six-figure?
	Well, I mean, we also have an overlay of Wisconsin, what happened last night, and where it just sort of flipped, where, you know, you have these two lines, yeah, right there, and suddenly the blue just...
	Just to skyrocket up.
	So I think Trump is right to say, hey, hold on a second.
	Let's just count one more time to see, you know, if those lines don't turn out something that looks slightly more sane.
	One other thing, people in the control room, if you can find me Kenosha, there was a moment where Kenosha switched.
	The actual numbers were Kenosha.
	The votes were overwhelmingly Trump coming in from Kenosha.
	And then at one point, I think after we went to bed, all of a sudden Kenosha was Biden.
	Which again, you look at it, you go, first off, why did this all?
	This is the pattern that you see with the left.
	Everything has to happen in the dead of night.
	If you want to say that Donald Trump is trying to erode trust in our institutions, Donald Trump wanted everything to happen in the light of day and he wanted the counting to take place in front of everybody and the left said, no, no, no, no.
	It's going to take a while.
	What methodology?
	We can't tell you that.
	Why?
	Because you're a stranger.
	So that's not the graph that I'm looking for, Kenosha.
	There's an actual side-by-side number of Trump vote and Biden vote, guys, and then right next to it is a Trump vote and Biden vote after a specific point in time.
	I'm not talking about a graph because it doesn't show the contrast so clearly.
	We also need to restart Skype, guys, because apparently we have some rioting going on in D.C.
	right now.
	And I think we're going to have Elijah Schafer on, right?
	Yes.
	Elijah Schafer on.
	Please tell me he doesn't get punched at a Dollarama.
	I can't guarantee it.
	It's a Dollar Tree this time.
	Is Dollarama a thing in the United States?
	I've not heard of Dollarama.
	That's a Canadian thing, Dollarama.
	I want to bet in Dollarama, which I'll tell you that story later if anyone is interested.
	I kind of want to say something here.
	We're saying that things are being done in the dead of night.
	Media has been setting up this narrative for months, asking Kayleigh McEnany, will Trump accept the election results?
	So it's, I think they've been planning this.
	They wanted it to be this close.
	They wanted it to be contested.
	They were so upset about Amy Coney Barrett because they didn't want this, we don't want this going to the Supreme Court, as if they knew if this was going to go to the Supreme Court.
	You have lovely eyes, Courtney.
	Oh, thank you.
	Now, is that- I listened to what you said, and I think it's a very valid point.
	Yes, yes.
	I think you have lovely eyes.
	Is that okay?
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Okay, good.
	And I say that because my wife also helped it- she helped do her eye makeup this morning.
	Yes.
	Courtney came in and she was like, okay, we're gonna go stream.
	She was wearing the Loud Earth Crowder hoodie.
	Yeah.
	And, uh- I got a little bit look-shamed.
	And I said, uh, Courtney?
	Clean yourself up.
	Courtney's a very fetching lady.
	Keep your filthy comments in the chat to yourselves, by the way.
	We always get horribly filthy comments.
	I don't read the comments.
	That's why I don't like having my wife, you, or Too Cute Maddie, because even the compliments are horrible.
	One time I said, I don't read the comments, and then you said, you know what the worst thing people have said is?
	Oh, the corn?
	Yeah, corn-infested shit.
	It's almost worse not knowing the full comment.
	Yeah, it is.
	This is some weird mystery.
	But I tell you what.
	For my wife, I'd drag my pecker through a mile of broken glass just to get downwind of her.
	That's how much I love her.
	Unfortunately, then my pecker would be of no use to her.
	So, you know, it's a catch-22.
	You can't have it all.
	That was a fun little tangent.
	They paved paradise, and they put up a glass-riddled pecker.
	Hey Reg, what's the news?
	On that note... You guys always tell me to be myself, now you know I'm... I'll shut up!
	Maybe yourself, just dial back 80%.
	I like it!
	You be yourself, I'll be myself.
	Alright.
	No no no, NBC has a breakdown of some of the... I'll be a man.
	You be a woman.
	Okay.
	Some of the estimated Arizona early ballots that are left to be processed, and they have that listed county by county, and it looks like that's in line with why people believe Donald Trump is going to carry Arizona, because they're heavily Republican and will likely break in his favor.
	There are about 500,000 outstanding ballots.
	So let's, by the way, let's fill in this map really quickly for people.
	I think we have them all filled in.
	Do we have the main second district?
	Arizona is still blue, though, for Biden.
	Oh yeah, let's take off Arizona.
	And Nevada is within 20,000 votes, by the way.
	And Georgia is still looking like it's going to be Trump and has the entire time and they still won't call it.
	Right.
	And they're 90, I think they're like 93% counted.
	We have Elijah Schaefer.
	Okay, listen, by the way, again, what keeps this going, and we have Elijah Schaefer out there, is lotto.com slash Mug Club.
	Elijah Schaefer, you are live.
	You are in D.C., correct, sir?
	Can you hear us?
	Yeah, I can hear you, Stephen.
	Can you hear me?
	I can hear you.
	I appreciate the covering.
	Let's just use code names so that people don't know who you're talking to right now.
	Are you wearing a flak jacket?
	Absolutely, 100%.
	Good.
	Well, if it's not Spartan Armor, we'll get you a better one, because theirs are actually certified, and we shot someone with that vest yesterday, a blow-up doll.
	Elijah, you were run out on a rail in D.C.
	last night because you were supposed to call into the show, and what was it?
	They stabbed your face?
	Actually, that's not this time.
	That was a week ago.
	This time, they decided that they were going to attempt to assassinate me.
	So what happened was the anti-fascists, they diverted the crowd away from police and they wanted to, okay, and they wanted to, they had a plan of about 20 of them to try to take my life.
	And I heard it from a journalist and then another liberal journalist actually came up to me who recognized me and said, You need to get out of here because they're trying to get away from police so that they can have a coordinated assassinate.
	Like, basically, you need to get away from here.
	Another person told me that they were going to try to assassinate me.
	I started getting stalked by the group.
	We had to get evacuated out.
	It got really tense.
	They started coming up on us.
	The police were nowhere to be seen.
	And last night, they actually stabbed multiple people and attempted to kill a few, so their threats were very credible.
	And you know, at what point do we call this election meddling?
	Granted, it's not as egregious as me criticizing Bill Nye's gender theory.
	That has no place on YouTube.
	But this is because the election wasn't even called yet.
	And they were stabbing people.
	Oh, Elijah Schaefer, what's going on there?
	What's happening?
	Okay, so we have like a preacher.
	Are you a preacher?
	We have an evangelist!
	And you guys think she's wrong, right?
	I don't think she's wrong.
	I think this isn't her platform.
	You think this isn't her platform?
	This isn't her platform.
	Right now we're worried about something that's very serious.
	There are people dying all over the city.
	Unlike her eternal soul?
	There are children.
	Like a 19-year-old boy being pushed off his scooter in a no-chase place.
	They're not allowed to chase you.
	You guys don't feel like you're escalating the situation by screaming in her ears at all?
	Maybe, but we had asked her quite a few times to not stand right here and do this because we were all on a different kind of platform.
	But you don't think this is a public property?
	She doesn't think she has the right to just preach the gospel?
	No, she has the right to, and just like we have the right to sit here and tell her that we don't, you know, we don't like it.
	But you don't think it's like assault, screaming in someone's ear with a siren?
	I'm not screaming at anybody's ear with a siren.
	So I can't, I can't Can you ask her to condemn the screaming in her ear with a siren?
	Can you for America condemn the screaming and the auditory assault?
	To be completely honest, I can't tell anybody else how to live.
	I don't know them personally.
	Okay.
	This isn't a co-op?
	No.
	Me and her have had this conversation many a time.
	Okay.
	So you do this regularly?
	Yes.
	She's been coming out here since these protests started, and she tries to scream over Black Lives Matter protests.
	So she can't tell anyone how to live their lives, but I want you to ask her, what is she there for?
	That's what we're trying to hear right now.
	We're trying to hear about social injustice.
	Can I ask you, tell me exactly what you're here for.
	What's your platform in one sentence?
	Platform is equal rights for everybody and equal rights.
	That doesn't mean that you have to consent to being searched because you don't want to be thrown to the ground.
	That doesn't mean that you have to, you have to consent to being searched because you're on probation, but you're really not.
	Can you talk to my friend in the air pod?
	Is that fine?
	Yeah, sure.
	Yeah.
	If you're okay with that, Elijah.
	Can you put that in your ear?
	Sorry.
	That's the other ear.
	Yeah, that ear.
	Hello.
	Yeah, put it in that ear there.
	We have it.
	Here you go.
	There you go.
	So you're looking in that camera right there.
	Hi.
	Hi.
	Thank you so much.
	What's your name, young lady?
	My name is Haley.
	How are you?
	Haley.
	I'm doing well.
	Thank you for taking the time.
	So I appreciate you just said you don't want to tell anyone how to live their life.
	And Elijah, can you hear me with the other AirPod?
	Yeah, I can.
	Oh, so you can both hear me.
	Well, that's wonderful.
	This is great.
	This is new media.
	It's a group meeting.
	This is wonderful.
	So what did you say your name was?
	I'm sorry.
	It's a little bit of feedback here.
	Um, it's Haley.
	Haley.
	Nice to meet you, Haley.
	I always, whenever I see Haley, Eminem's daughter, all grown up, I'm like, that's Haley?
	And then I realize it's a wonderful, you probably get that all the time, but Haley now, you know, she's quite the dish.
	So I appreciate, you said you cannot, you know, you can't tell anyone how to live their life when you're talking about people with the, uh, the megaphone.
	Tell me though, what act, what do you want to see happen right now?
	Black Lives Matter, like what specific actions, what needs to be done?
	I want to see people be able to walk down the street and not have to consent to illegally being searched or being chased down in no-chase states.
	I want to see equal rights.
	I know when I get pulled over by the police, I don't worry about my life.
	Because I know he's going to ask me for my ID and he's going to let me go.
	So how do you want to do that though?
	I know you're saying people should be able to walk down the streets, but how do we do that to make it so people can walk down the streets and not get shot?
	The police training needs to be completely rewired.
	And I also think, I've proposed an idea that we start electing police officers as we do government officials.
	Because I feel like if they're put in to serve and protect us, that we should have the choice on who they are.
	I mean, it would be nice.
	I can't tell anybody how to live their life, but it would be nice.
	I could suggest it.
	Right.
	Well, can you also suggest that people stop committing auditory assault with the megaphones in that lady's ear?
	So that way, you know, it's kind of two for two.
	Thank you.
	What?
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry, I can't, it's hard for me to even hear you with the megaphone.
	I'm about to move from here real fast.
	Yeah, that damn street preacher trying to save their souls.
	Good Lord, what dark times we have when people, rather than burning down banks, exercise their actual First Amendment right to try and teach people the good news of Jesus Christ.
	Oh, how dark this country.
	But you know what?
	Joe Biden will put an end to it.
	Okay, go ahead, Elijah.
	So, real fast, I have a question.
	We're just doing interviews with people, understanding their stances.
	She said she's the preacher.
	What are you guys out here for?
	What are you guys doing specifically?
	Can you put this in your ear to talk to our host?
	Sorry, can you?
	Give her the COVID bud.
	to talk to our host. Sorry, can you? Give her the COVID bud.
	Might want to get tested.
	She's putting you in cages like metaphorical cages?
	She's trying to offend us and we cannot even talk to her because she doesn't listen to us.
	What are you accomplishing by screaming in her ear with megaphones and causing auditory damage?
	Because we are trying to talk and she doesn't let us talk, she just wants to scream.
	So you scream over her?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Hey, can I ask you, lady, that's interesting, are you Portuguese?
	Yes, I'm Portuguese.
	Oh, nice.
	Are you Brazilian or are you from Portugal?
	No, I'm Brazilian.
	You're Brazilian, okay. I have a lot of Brazilian friends.
	I know a few Brazilian words.
	And I like the Brazilian people. They're very nice.
	But they're often very late, though, to events.
	Not for letting our heart and our emotions alone to guide us.
	Have you noticed that?
	This is when we do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, sometimes they say, running on Brazilian time.
	Have you run into that?
	No, I know, but I do love Brazil.
	Hey, can I ask you a quick question?
	This is not political.
	What's feijoada?
	Is feijoada, that's a soup, right, in Brazil?
	It's a traditional dish.
	It's a really long story, but a long story, short story.
	Everything begins with these flavors.
	They don't have a lot of meat, so the rest of the pork, the ears, the tail, Yeah, like nose, face, yeah.
	And everyone here is very confused because when I do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Wade, and I choke him, and I rake my forearm across his face, I yell out, Feijoada!
	Feijoada!
	Like I'm ripping his face, and he doesn't like it, but now he understands.
	Feijoada.
	It's almost like Ratatouille for Brazilians.
	It's a stew with all the face and the ears and stuff.
	There's a lightbulb going off.
	Brazil is becoming increasingly conservative too, so are you concerned about that?
	Yeah, it's pretty well.
	Our president actually is Trump's friend and he's pretty racist and he's regretting a lot of good things that we had in Brazil.
	I hope in the next elections we Are you a citizen of the United States?
	And who'd you vote for?
	Biden.
	Biden?
	She didn't vote?
	Did you guys vote?
	Who did you vote for?
	Biden.
	And what policies of Biden over the last 47 years?
	What's your favorite policy specifically?
	Top three.
	Top three favorite policies?
	Okay.
	Well, we appreciate it.
	Listen, hey, Elijah, we're going to check back in with you in a little bit, Elijah, because it's kind of tough for us to hear anything.
	So we'll check back in with you in a little bit.
	Just let us know when you're somewhere where maybe something is going on that we can hear a little bit better.
	But we'll check back in with you later, Elijah, okay?
	No, that's okay.
	It's not your fault.
	We appreciate it, Elijah.
	But now we know about Fijohara.
	So that's what's most important.
	Brazilians.
	And thank God for those people just trying to shut down that lady.
	Do you even see what happened?
	She goes, he support Trump, so he's racist.
	Oh, well that seems like a leap.
	Yeah, it's already a leap for Trump to be racist.
	Now you're taking a double leap.
	I'm still hung up on I'm not well-versed in politics.
	I'm only 30.
	I'm only a fully-fledged adult.
	I was well-versed in politics in 2000 during the Florida fiasco, which it dawns on me, there's probably a lot of people in our audience who weren't old enough at the time to know what happened.
	And it's not like we're old folks.
	We too are 30 or so.
	We're early 30s.
	In our 30s.
	In our early 30s.
	And I remember Florida, they didn't accept the results of the 2000 election.
	They didn't accept the results of the 2016 election, just to be clear.
	People need to understand that.
	Can you turn off those color bars so I don't see here on the monitor?
	Were you about to say something there, Reg?
	Is there something new happening?
	Oh, I was just going to say that Data Orbital is now estimating that Trump is in line to
	carry Arizona.
	Really?
	Really? Really?
	And the Biden campaign is trying to claim victory in Arizona.
	Yes.
	Really?
	So is that being fact-checked?
	Can anyone tell me?
	Has Twitter fact-checked anyone who called Arizona?
	Twitter has not fact-checked.
	The Biden lawyer, Bob Bauer, says, we are winning the election.
	We've won the election.
	We're going to defend that election.
	And we've got no fact-check.
	What about any of the election desks out there that called Arizona early on?
	Are any of those being fact-checked?
	Because by the way, keep in mind, misleading content where someone said, hey, they wrongly counted 120,000 votes in, was it Wisconsin or Michigan?
	I keep forgetting.
	I think it was Wisconsin, right?
	Wisconsin for Joe Biden.
	And they said, this is misleading.
	Okay.
	It's not misleading.
	That's actually what happened.
	Someone retroactively said, well, we added zero.
	All right.
	But you know what, Twitter?
	I understand.
	You got to keep the beard going, the beard game strong with the bird's nest.
	And then we have actual officials in the media who should know better.
	Who should know better, calling Arizona for Trump, I think they called Arizona, sorry, calling Arizona for Biden, I think they called Arizona for Biden when there was like, I think it was like 40%?
	That was early.
	Way, way early.
	Way too early.
	Yeah.
	Now they're saying, hey, do we know, is it, I keep forgetting, desk, election desk, what is it?
	Decision desk.
	Decision desk.
	What are they saying about Arizona?
	Because right now we just, so if Arizona goes, if Arizona goes Trump, oh boy, those betting eyes are going to change.
	And it was Fox News that was the one that called Arizona so early, and I'm sure that there are a lot of Fox News fans watching going, that loses some credibility at least for some people who are going like, oh well that's a big loss.
	They can sit on some tax.
	That's what I think.
	They can just go sit on a tack at Fox News.
	That's so mean, Steven!
	It is mean, but you know what?
	I don't like people at Fox News, and I like tacks.
	Their butts would hurt, though.
	They would be sore.
	Just like everyone in this country is going to be when this flips back for Donald Trump.
	Listen, I told you before we went to bed, I said, you know, I hate to say, let not your heart be troubled, but you don't need to be hopeless.
	You don't need to let yourself be defeated.
	And we are seeing a lot of good news right now.
	There are a lot of suspicious things that have happened.
	And the fact that Arizona might go, I don't think the main second district, I don't think any polls had Donald Trump winning that, if I'm not mistaken.
	Did he have that in 2016?
	I thought he had that in 2016, but I don't remember.
	Yeah, he definitely did have it in 2016, but I think Obama got it against McCain. I think Obama
	got it against Romney. Now, here's the thing. It's one vote.
	But you guys remember yesterday when I was laying out the electoral map, I said, if that
	happens, if that goes to Donald Trump, that eliminates the possibility of a tie in most scenarios,
	that one vote. So that one vote is very consequential. Now, if he wins Maine's second district,
	which has already been called for him, and if he does win Arizona, which some people are calling
	right now, those betting odds have to change dramatically.
	They're already changing a little bit.
	So I think in the past 20 minutes or so, it's gone, like, Biden's chances have gone down about 7%.
	7%.
	Which is significant in 10 months.
	Or as Biden would call it, severe, say that again.
	Did you just say seven?
	Okay.
	For sure.
	Boy, this room is dead.
	You guys are really tired.
	I'm spinning gold here.
	Call me Rumpelstiltskin, you sons of bitches.
	A while ago, before the election, Twitter listed a number of sources who would be credible, authoritative sources of who could call states.
	Was I among them?
	Sadly, no.
	But I think you just almost made the cut.
	Who, out of every single professional pollster, who called the states right?
	On the outset.
	I don't think anyone.
	I think they were all full of crap.
	Me.
	I mean, obviously you.
	And CNN is now listing all of the, well, nail-biter election may come down to, and it's all the states.
	Like we knew.
	We knew this was going to happen.
	I remember, yeah, I said North Carolina, Georgia, and I wasn't super confident in Arizona, but looking at the pre, this is the big story of this right now, is not only has Donald Trump outperformed all the, polls, they should be dead.
	They should no longer exist.
	And I say this because only in the realm of academia, and I do consider polling sort of the realm of academia because it's theoretical knowledge, it's not necessarily something tangible, and it's also something where people say, well, you couldn't possibly understand how we weigh our polls.
	No one was taking into account the early voting.
	My methodology was simply, okay, how did Donald Trump, by how much did he outperform his polls last time, and then looking at early voting.
	And I said, Ohio and Florida are not swing states, nor is Iowa.
	I have no doubt about that.
	I said, I would be more surprised if Ohio went blue than Texas.
	And we saw.
	So the ones that I was really confident popping in, boom, Ohio, Florida, Iowa, those came in really quickly, and they came in with significant leads.
	particularly Florida. That's a big sign for the rest of the country. Then I said,
	okay, North Carolina, Georgia, I still think go to Trump. I haven't changed my
	mind. Likely Arizona. And then I just said Donald Trump needs to win one of these
	states. I didn't say he was going to win those states. At the end of last
	night, I did think that Donald Trump would win Wisconsin, Michigan, and
	Pennsylvania. And I tell you what, if it were fair, I think he would win all of them.
	Right.
	And if you look at the map we have now, there are no surprises in Biden's favor.
	Right, right.
	If you take off Arizona.
	I mean, there's a surprise in Trump's favor with Florida.
	Right.
	And I think... That's not a surprise!
	Well, we just... To the experts!
	In the Senate race, Sarah Gideon has just called Susan Collins to concede the race.
	And 538 had Gideon up by 8 points.
	Oh, really?
	Only to find Gideon's Bible.
	Well, I guess you forgot to put the Gideon Bible in the hotel nightstand because you should have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
	Oh, I think I've spoken my piece.
	That was special.
	And Fox still hasn't called the Maine Senate race, even though she's conceded.
	I think they're really touchy at this point.
	They're like, we don't want to do anything at this point.
	They're like, we're not conceding.
	Okay, can I give you a little bit of inside?
	What was the other thing that I said I had a story about earlier?
	I don't know.
	I wanted to talk about the tweet thing.
	Move on.
	Oh, listen, stop with the whole I'm a woman being interrupted.
	Everyone's being interrupted here, but I will go to the tweet thing really quickly.
	But, Fox News, let me tell you this.
	There's so much male privilege.
	This is important.
	Yeah, there is male privilege in here.
	It's palpable.
	Yeah, it's the patriarchy.
	Oh my gosh, you're crying out loud.
	Can we please just, let's just get a, let's just get a... Wanna just mute me?
	Let's just get a man and put him in her lap.
	No, but I do want to hear what you have to say about authoritative sources, but let me tell you what happened at Fox News.
	This is an actual, and I can't tell you who it was, but when I was at Fox News, I will tell you this, Roger Ailes was the president, the VP were, they were Bill Shine and they were Suzanne Scott.
	One or two of those people.
	Susan Scott is the president now, and I have nothing but good things to say about Susan Scott.
	So I remember them saying, they said, well it's actually a really good thing, you know, for us to be the opposition party.
	I remember them saying before the election, well long before the 2016 election, but even before Romney, they were saying, well it's actually really good for us if Obama wins because we are the opposition party when we do this.
	That's what they view as their best financial positioning.
	Well let me tell you something.
	We are still the opposition party.
	We're the opposition group because it's not, it doesn't matter who's in the White House, even if Donald Trump wins, you think that all of a sudden the media is going to straighten up and fly right?
	It's like sending a kid to his room with a timeout only as an Xbox for crying out loud.
	There's no accountability here.
	This is what we're talking about with pollsters.
	There's no accountability.
	The people who got it wrong Last go-around, and the go-around before that, and they mocked the people who got it right.
	Trafligar, whatever it is, and Rasmussen.
	They mocked them because they said, well, their polls always favor Republicans and Donald Trump.
	But they were right!
	They were right!
	They mocked them.
	Those pollsters should absolutely be fired.
	But I will tell you this.
	The people in the establishment media on the conservative side, the Republican establishment media, a lot of them have a vested interest because they don't understand that it's not a battle just against D.C.
	It's a battle against the media and the entertainment industry.
	Not saying that's why Fox News is doing it, but I am saying that there is a vested interest in these old school media types because they think that they can speak out against authority and I just think that that's misguided.
	You wanted to tell us about the authoritative sources on the Twitter.
	Yeah, Twitter put out a tweet a while ago saying we'll only accept election results if it comes from like these five sources.
	It was AP, Fox News, CNN, those kinds of things.
	So just now, like eight minutes ago, bearing this in mind, okay, and last night, Tim and I were going over, well, has the state been called by AP before we checked it on the map?
	Right.
	About eight minutes ago, moveon.org put out a tweet saying that Biden has won Arizona.
	Really?
	Despite no one calling.
	No fact check.
	No fact check.
	Tweet's still up.
	No one has called Arizona for anyone yet.
	Yeah.
	But that tweet's still up.
	I hope that they continue moving on past a short cliff.
	Yes, or sitting on multiple times.
	I'm just saying because they're moving on.
	They can move on a long walk down a short pier.
	And I think the Biden campaign is also trying to say that they've won the election.
	Why is no one upset about this at this point?
	Donald Trump's tweet, which by the way people were saying was misleading, was just, what is going on here?
	Which is a valid question, especially considering that we know they were off by 100,000.
	They added a zero.
	That's a valid question.
	If a teacher were to ask you, if the answer is 12, right, and you write in 120, and the teacher goes, what's going on here?
	That's not misinformation!
	That's valuable!
	You were wrong!
	The 120,000 number was wrong!
	Donald Trump said, what's going on here?
	He gets fact-checked, but right now you have MoveOn and I don't know, these other election desks, they're claiming Arizona?
	That is wrong, but somehow it gets through.
	Listen, guys, the fight here is not Just for the White House.
	The fight here is not political.
	This fight absolutely is against big tech.
	Listen, we are in the era of the Roman Empire and Twitter, Facebook, YouTube is Rome, okay?
	With YouTube and Alphabet, you know, Google, YouTube being Caesar, they are more powerful than any world government.
	People need to understand that than any national government or any Interconnected globalist government conspiracy.
	You see this right now playing out before your eyes.
	Just think about it.
	They wanted people to wake up this morning thinking that Joe Biden had won this presidency.
	I am telling you that Joe Biden has not won this presidency.
	He could, But it is amazing to me that they are claiming that they are winning this.
	Do we know from... Is it Election Desk?
	Decision Desk.
	Because it's Election HQ, it's Fox News, Decision Desk.
	It's kind of like any time there's a conservative non-profit.
	It's like Pro-Liberty-Americans-Freedom-Pac.
	And somewhere in there there's a picture of Jefferson.
	And by the way, after all the whiskey last night, I had many irregularities this morning.
	funny. I know one irregularity sure but multiple that's a pattern. Yeah and by the way after
	all the whiskey last night I had many irregularities this morning I don't know about anyone else.
	And you didn't eat any Chipotle either.
	I did not eat any Chipotle.
	Chipotle makes me gag, absolutely.
	So, uh, do we know if the Election Desk?
	The Decision Desk.
	Decision.
	D-D-H-Q.
	You know what's crazy?
	What's crazy?
	You guys know, it's not really, but you guys know how horrible I am with names.
	But you also know how I have a bordering on autistic facial recognition software.
	I was just watching, I don't remember what it was, a film the other day with Hillary, my wife, good Hillary, 1L.
	Not the Hillary who's throwing bottles of Chardonnay right now at her computer.
	He should never concede!
	How hilarious would it be if Joe Biden sent out Hillary Clinton for the concession speech?
	No, it's your turn, you crazy old bitch!
	We were watching something the other day.
	I don't remember what it was.
	I don't remember what it was.
	It was something that was maybe recommended by Christian Toto, and I said, oh, oh, that's the guy from Sabrina the Teenage Witch!
	And my wife goes, no, no, you mean the guy with the mustache.
	She said, no, not Martin Mull.
	And we went on IMDb.
	There was a guy who was in two episodes of Sabrina, and I recognized his face.
	I can recognize a face.
	People who've been to our shows know.
	I can go, oh, I know where I met you.
	I can remember what I was thinking.
	I remember what you smelled like.
	I can remember what the surroundings were like.
	And I don't remember the names.
	So I always tell you names I will get wrong.
	Like right now, I still want to say Election Desk, but I know it's Decision Desk because I've been shamed for it.
	Has Decision Desk called anything right now as far as Arizona?
	No, they have not.
	But as far as Arizona goes, we do have some overlays here.
	And again, this is a little bit... Pedestrian?
	Well, no, it's not.
	I would say we still have to see... We need to get to the bottom of it, right?
	So, you know, the Maricopa County elections... That sounds so Jesse Ventura.
	We need to get to the bottom of this.
	Know the facts.
	I don't know what's happening down in Maricopa County, but I bet there's fluoride in their tap.
	Yeah, except substitute sharpies for fluoride.
	Because we have here the elections department is encouraging people to use sharpies to fill out their ballots.
	And then if you look at the actual election ballot, it's a little dark, but it says, do not use a sharpie type pen as it will bleed through.
	And again, this seems to be a confirmed instructions here.
	The phone number to the recorder's office is to an Arizona Who was telling people to use Sharpies?
	Maricopa County.
	Maricopa County was telling people to use Sharpies?
	That's their official Twitter.
	And remember that was the butterfly?
	Was it the butterfly ballot that they were talking about in Florida and how confusing that was?
	The chads, the pregnant chads, the butterfly chads.
	Yeah, like if you didn't punch all the way through and they had people looking up dimpled chads, it was terrible.
	That's just old people who've never used a hole punch to make a little snowflake.
	You know, where you fold the paper and you hole punch it.
	Oh, look, a snowflake.
	That's not nearly as egregious as telling people to use the method that will invalidate their vote.
	Right.
	It's like some people are like, I don't know what to do with this.
	I don't know.
	I'll punch it here and hope that it works.
	That's different from, hey, we know this doesn't work.
	Use this.
	Yeah, and I think all the people that get really upset and say, oh, this is unconfirmed or this is a conspiracy theory, it's like, okay, well, let's look into it.
	It's like censoring Trump's tweet before you even know what's going on.
	You say, oh, well, this contains blah, blah, blah, bad information.
	Maybe get to the bottom of it.
	I mean, it's like that new standard that we used to have, just fact checks after something was proven false.
	But now, with that New York Post censorship, it's like, well, I haven't seen these documents myself, so who knows?
	I guess we have to censor it until everybody over at Twitter can go through these documents and verify them.
	But Donald Trump called troops losers and suckers.
	I guess I'll take your word.
	Good enough for me.
	Looks like we've got some breaking that Trump has won the electoral vote in Maine's 2nd Congressional District.
	Catch up, Courtney.
	We already called that.
	Did you?
	It's on the map.
	Was that from breaking 9-1-1?
	No, but we do have that in the map.
	We already have that in there.
	Could someone bring up the polls before going in with Maine's 2nd Congressional District?
	Because that would be interesting.
	I don't even think that people thought that was in there.
	That's what the consensus map looked like.
	I don't think that anyone had Donald Trump winning Maine's second congressional district as far as the polls, and I didn't really see a whole lot of that in RCP.
	What are you looking at, the map?
	You did?
	You did.
	I think I actually did on my map when I filled it out yesterday, but everyone told me there's no way.
	And that's why everyone should be fired.
	Um, no, this is really... There was a story that I wanted to tell you guys earlier, and I don't necessarily remember what it was.
	I said I had a story and it was pretty interesting, but it must not have been that interesting.
	It's probably about poop or something?
	No, those are always... It probably was.
	That's at least 50% of the stories.
	Those are always interesting.
	I agree.
	Those are always interesting.
	And again, the people who are watching loudestcotter.com slash Mug Club, I don't know how long we're going to be here.
	I don't know if Gerald can come in.
	I don't know if Half-Asian Bill can come in.
	I have no idea.
	But anyone is welcome to come in.
	Any guests who we want, you guys are welcome to come in.
	Oh, I have a text actually.
	You know what?
	Maybe we can get, let me see, maybe Brian Callen would like to be on.
	Let me see.
	So it looks like Brendan is reporting that Fox News noticed that Antrim County in Michigan is reporting 0%.
	Which is kind of an anomaly.
	Antrim County?
	Yeah.
	And that's a very heavy Republican district, right?
	Yeah.
	So they are waiting.
	How is there zero percent?
	Zero percent?
	That's Antrim County?
	Yeah.
	And when did their polls close?
	It was what, nine o'clock last night?
	Yesterday.
	Well, hold on a second.
	How many people live in Antrim County?
	Antrim County.
	How is it spelled?
	Antrim.
	Antrim County, and that is 23,580.
	That is $23,580.
	And what's the margin in Michigan right now as far as votes?
	That's a good question.
	In Michigan?
	It's very close, and keep in mind that there are certain districts, and Michigan is very district-to-district.
	A lot of people don't understand, if Antrim County is a Republican district, for example, if it's in Western Michigan, that's one of those counties where you can count on A, a lot of voter turnout.
	In Michigan, Republicans come out in high numbers, because there's a very informed electorate in Michigan, and they really are sort of forged in the fire.
	They do not like being surrounded by commie bastards.
	So people over 30?
	Yeah, so with Antrim County, yeah, people, I don't know, I'm 30, yeah.
	So if you'll recall, Antrim County was the one where there was discrepancies and they thought that maybe Trump and Biden were transposed, switched out, that was that county.
	So I think what's happened is they've taken back the results there and they're re-tabulating it.
	I think this reporter here says, update How many errors are we going to have?
	That's what I'm saying.
	and told me the election program it used had issues and the office is now reviewing 16,000
	and some odd votes.
	How many errors are we going to have?
	So it says the source I spoke with said she believes 33 other counties use the program.
	What?
	33 other counties use the program.
	Wow.
	I'm going to bet these are probably more red counties.
	Yeah, and that's coming from a journalist, Emmy AP-winning journalist, Joe Gumm.
	That's not just a random guy out there.
	So this is... Well, I trusted him until I knew he won an AP award.
	Well, okay.
	I'm just saying, no friend of Trump, right?
	Right, sure.
	No friend of Trump is no friend of mine.
	No, no, I understand what you're saying.
	I agree with you.
	Hold on a second.
	So far, four errors, four massive errors, and they all lean left to Joe Biden.
	There's not been a single error in Trump's favor?
	Has there been any error of six figures in Trump's favor?
	I don't know.
	So this is what's weird.
	Think about it.
	We signed off, was it almost 4 a.m.?
	Almost 3 a.m.
	It was almost 3 a.m., yeah.
	Well, 3 a.m.
	Central or 3 a.m.?
	3 a.m.
	Central.
	3 a.m.
	Central.
	So almost 4 a.m.
	So almost 4 a.m.
	we signed off, and all of this tomfoolery happened after 4 a.m., and every single one of these major errors in these swing states happened to favor Biden.
	Okay, so here's something.
	This seems pretty big to me.
	USPS, this is just broke, they say that there's a huge amount of mail-in ballots were not delivered.
	So, for example, in Philadelphia, 33.7% were not delivered to election offices.
	in Philadelphia 33.7% were not delivered to election offices so you know this just
	in Philadelphia yeah this this it's yeah It could be, right?
	But it's just a mess all around.
	It's just that we don't know.
	That's the problem with the whole mail-in system, is we don't know.
	We talked about this.
	It's not just about voter fraud.
	Over 2.5 million votes could potentially be compromised.
	This is without these errors that we have now, right?
	What we had tabulated.
	These were just the areas that we knew about that had already been documented with legal
	documentation over the past year or the past two election cycles where we've seen them
	particularly in Pennsylvania, in Georgia, I think Arizona is one of them, of course
	California, and now we have more that could be compromised.
	If you want your vote to count, you should want us to have a standardized system and
	you should want your vote to be counted in the light of day.
	That is what Donald Trump has been pushing for.
	Listen, wherever you line up, wherever you are on the political spectrum, the guy demanding more transparency, the guy saying, no, we want to know these votes now.
	We want people to go and vote in person.
	We want to have a set of guidelines that are consistent.
	We don't want people to be voting two, three weeks past election.
	That's not the person who's trying to hide something.
	That's someone who thinks they can win honestly.
	And let's also remember it was the media and the Democrats, so I repeat myself, who pushed mail-in voting and have been for months.
	And anytime anyone would criticize and say, you know, maybe mail-in voting is not the best, big tech slaps a warning On whatever it is you've just said, and said, oh, there's nothing wrong with mail-in voting.
	that's a little bit of a little e no behold here we have problems with that's all this is a brand-new
	thing they're saying massive mail-in voter fraud which of course there's no
	evidence of that uh...
	two point seven million well tomato tomato distrust is just
	It's just a rounding error.
	It's just a rounding error.
	It's the entire popular vote.
	It's just numbers, placeholders.
	It's fractions of a penny.
	It truly is remarkable at this point, all of the issues.
	And I'm not saying it's outright fraud.
	I do think it's outright fraud for them to declare Arizona.
	It's very poorly handled at best.
	Yeah, it's people who don't deserve a job at best.
	And at worst, it's people who are deliberately being misleading.
	And listen, keep in mind, do you think that any of these people who work in the federal government, and obviously I'm not saying that everyone who poll workers and volunteers, but again, they were upset that Donald Trump might actually want to be able to fire federal workers.
	My God, the humanity, that you could actually run the government like a business and have it be performance based.
	Have you been to the DMV lately?
	Have you been to the post office?
	You don't think anyone there deserves to be fired?
	It does seem like federal workers have it pretty cushy.
	Yeah, they have it pretty cushy.
	It's like sometimes they don't understand the concept of going to work on time.
	Right.
	Or being nice.
	Or being polite.
	Being polite to human beings.
	I thought you were about to say something.
	I like how AOC was complaining about all the long lines and how terrible it was, and it's like, you want to make everything like this, right?
	The government's handling voting.
	We want lines for food, yeah.
	Yeah, we're going to have lines for health care and everything else, so get used to it.
	I'm looking here to try and see what we have.
	Was anyone able to actually get that side-by-side of Kenosha County?
	Not the graph, but there was a side-by-side of the percentage of vote, where it was Donald Trump and Biden, and then right next to it, there was a switch.
	Someone actually flipped on a light switch, and all of a sudden, in Kenosha County, they went overwhelmingly to Biden.
	And you have to wonder, what changed?
	What changed all of a sudden in Kenosha County?
	It wasn't the state, it was a county.
	How does that happen?
	Yeah, I haven't been able to find that.
	It's sort of, searching stuff, man, the night after is kind of cursed with search terms.
	You get a billion results for everything.
	Well, also, search is obviously manipulated as well.
	That's the problem.
	You can't find anything.
	If you search fascist, it takes you to Donald Trump.
	If you search communism, it takes you to Pence.
	I think that's why we need this show, right?
	So whenever I woke up, I was like, what do I look at?
	I can't trust any of these numbers.
	They're all different.
	Every single news outlet was different.
	So I'm like, what do I go to?
	So that's why this show is so important.
	Well, thank you very much.
	You know what I do think, though?
	I really get the sense when you're watching me right now, they're trying to run out the clock.
	They don't know, and they want to just keep dragging this on because what they do know is they don't know, and they've called some things a little bit too soon.
	Who was it that called saying Arizona will go Trump?
	It wasn't the election desk, but it was the decision desk.
	Well, I think it was first called for Biden, and I think it was Fox.
	But didn't you just say just recently someone was saying it was leaning Trump?
	Oh, yeah.
	Data Orbital said that it was in line to go for Trump.
	That it was in line to go for Trump.
	Data Orbital.
	Speaking of orbitals, we might actually have Dan Crenshaw, I believe, on the show a little bit later on.
	Oh, cool!
	That's great.
	Now, it's interesting to me, they're crunching some of these numbers from the polls to see how they made a mistake in 2016, and everyone was telling us that, no, no, no, it's not like 2016 because we've adjusted our models.
	Right.
	Derek Thompson has gone through some of these numbers.
	He's a writer at The Atlantic and he said that it's, hold on here, well now I lost it, he said that Oh, sorry.
	I'll bring it up in a second here.
	But basically, they tried to get an idea of why they messed up so badly in 2016, and they found that they were five points off with non-college voters in their support for Trump.
	Yeah.
	Let's see here.
	And then, yeah, they missed by five points on average, and now they changed their methodologies in 2020, and they have missed by seven points.
	Right, which was remarkable because remember I was saying from the early polling, I was using the polls from I think late September when we did that segment, and I said, let's just give Trump the states where he outperformed by seven points.
	And it went incredibly red.
	And I said, let's just take the polls where he outperformed by five points, because that was how wrong they got it.
	And now it is being outperformed by seven points.
	I'm drinking grass-fed raw milk because I'm an American.
	saying that he would Skype in if you want to have him. Oh, is he on? Okay, really quickly.
	All right. And then you guys let me know when we need to move on. Mr. Callen, sir, how are
	you? I know it's early where you are. Is that milk that you're drinking? Does the body good?
	I drink I'm drinking. I'm drinking grass fed raw milk because I'm an American.
	I don't say you right you don't have you know, you're lactose intolerant,
	which I say I'm American lactose intolerant.
	And you know I love you in those beanies because it makes your neck look thick, so I appreciate that.
	I was going more for a St.
	Jude's vibe, but I appreciate your read on it.
	Were you following the election last night?
	I just expect Jennifer Aniston coming with a photo op.
	Were you following the election last night?
	She's behind me in a robe with just a coffee.
	It's how I roll, bro.
	I don't have your hair.
	I don't have your mane.
	You've got a mane, by the way.
	But still, I make do with what I have, but Jennifer doesn't mind.
	By the way, Maine's second congressional district did go to Donald Trump.
	So you were in California.
	What time did you go to bed, and how are you feeling about the chances of the election?
	I went to bed at about twelve after doing my calisthenics and catching up on my ladder with Crowder, and then I woke up at four for my meditation and calisthenics and my reading of Nietzsche.
	I read Nietzsche in a horse stance, by the way, until my legs burn, and I say, shut up, legs.
	Well, that's basic, bitch.
	I read Jung in a praying mantis stance, but go ahead.
	That's so impressive.
	Balancing on a small log.
	I've seen you do it.
	Now, forget all that.
	Then I went with four to check the results.
	Look, I like this because this is democracy at work in a lot of ways.
	It's messy.
	They're counting.
	ballots and everything else. My biggest concern was that the that
	we didn't have a democratic supermajority. I think the republicans are gonna hold the house. I think Democrats
	gonna hold it. I'm sorry, Republicans are gonna hold the Senate.
	Yeah, they are Democrats gonna roll the house. And then let's see
	what happens. What what happens if Biden and Harris win the White House? Is it business as usual? Or do they push this
	sort of
	No, no, it's not a business as usual.
	It's going to be terrible.
	But my point is, have you noticed all the discrepancies?
	All of the mistakes have gone in Biden's favor.
	Not a single mistake has gone in Trump's favor.
	And I don't know if you saw, they called Arizona, and now Arizona is actually looking like it's leaning Trump.
	Maine's second district goes to Trump.
	And by the way, even without Arizona, if Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania, which it looks like, he still wins the election.
	Are you suggesting the mainstream media is biased?
	I'm alluding to it.
	Okay, you're alluding.
	You're so subtle.
	Look, I just love, I personally just love that the media, most of whom lives in New York and Los Angeles, we've already talked about this, is so out of touch with the rest of the world.
	Right.
	You know, one of the advantages I have as a traveling, as a comic, is I'm around people in this country, in the so-called red states.
	You want to know something that's going to be shocking to you, Stephen?
	Okay.
	The people in the red states, they're not racist.
	They're not homophobic.
	They're not all the things that they're constantly...
	They just want a better life for their kids.
	There's sinful stuff at work here.
	And most of us, including me, feel like we're just not being heard.
	We're just not being heard.
	So I think a lot of this is, it's not surprising to me at all.
	I knew the polls were going to be awful.
	Yeah, well, they've been off by seven points.
	Let me ask you this.
	You know, right now, barring election fraud, which of course is highly likely in Pennsylvania given its history, who do you think wins?
	Who do you think wins when all the dust settles?
	I think that trying to predict anything like that is always very iffy.
	But if you've got a gun to my head... Yes, I do.
	Alright?
	And I'm in horse stance.
	Yeah.
	And we train this way.
	Steven and I train this way.
	That's secret stuff.
	With live rounds, by the way.
	With live rounds.
	We do the Steven Seagal thing.
	No cameras.
	You guys are hardcore.
	By the way, the best is I show up at Steven's house at 10am and for me it's like 8am In Los Angeles and he brings me right to the jiu-jitsu room.
	He's got his whole, he's got his mats everywhere and he goes, you want to drill?
	You want to roll?
	I was like, can I get a coffee?
	Can I move my neck around?
	And then he grabbed me and we did some Russian That doesn't sound like me, but I did make you a fantastic coffee.
	But gun to your head, you have to bet, and then we have to go, Callum, because we're still calling some of these states.
	Gun to your head, horse stance.
	Gun to my head, I'm going Trump.
	There, I said it.
	I believe that, you know.
	I think you're, I agree with you, because I actually think at this point, again, we're still looking at Biden having to run the board in a lot of ways.
	Both of them kind of do.
	Both of them kind of do, but I said that that second congressional district was really important because it removes the ability for a tie, and it gives Donald Trump the ability to win without having to win that many states in the Midwest, regardless of Arizona, and now it's looking like Arizona.
	Let's say he wins Arizona and Pennsylvania, then you end up with a very significant electoral victory, and it's seeming like it could happen.
	And right now they're melting down, of course, on mainstream media.
	Okay, Brian, closing words.
	We have to go because Aaron Burnett has a blowout.
	I just want to know what you're wearing.
	Is that a holster, or is that just sort of like a leather purse?
	It's my shoulder holster, and I'm wearing silk pajamas, which I don't like wearing because I keep falling out of my chair.
	It's too slick.
	I've seen that exact holster in Los Angeles, but instead they have pouches For things like, I don't know, the Communist Manifesto.
	Little things that they keep in there.
	Yeah, they do.
	The Anarchist Cookbook.
	Or Lil Bastard's, yeah, guidebook.
	No, you're absolutely right.
	I usually keep a book in mind that's out of Survive in the Wild.
	And really, at the end of the day, it's all bear falls.
	That's all it is.
	It's just bear fall trips.
	As long as you know how to do a bear fall trip.
	I carry a bell.
	That scares grizzlies.
	And if I'm in the wild, I want you.
	I want you next to me.
	I like silk and I like guns.
	Silk and guns together is a hell of a combination.
	And I start producing estrogen.
	I'm not going to lie.
	You're a real man, my friend.
	Well, I appreciate it, Brian Callen.
	Thank you so much for calling in.
	And listen, I think you're right.
	I still think that Donald Trump wins this thing.
	And I think this is something that needs to be fought in the courts.
	It will have to be.
	You called it!
	You called us when I asked you when we were in Texas.
	I said, what do you think?
	And you called us.
	Well, what I told you is what I said at the beginning of the show, because you were like, I don't know, Florida?
	I said, no, no, Florida and Ohio are going Trump, absolutely.
	It's going to come down to more than likely, you know, that rest of that blue wall and maybe Arizona.
	But I said Florida, Ohio, absolutely, Iowa, absolutely.
	And I was pretty confident in Georgia and North Carolina.
	And this is what we're down to right now.
	And we may not know Pennsylvania for, we may not know until the next election cycle.
	Look, my final thoughts on this is that this makes me feel good about my country.
	This is democracy at work.
	It really is.
	Yes, there might be some fraud in Pennsylvania.
	We'll air that out.
	The most important thing is that when we're in a country, we start talking about the courts.
	We're not talking about guns.
	There's a big difference.
	That's historically significant.
	We're always, as Americans, saying, let's hash this out legally.
	Let's figure it out.
	No, I think you need to brush up on your news a little bit because some people were stabbed in the face in D.C.
	by antifa across the country, so they've already been rioting.
	Which is why you gotta wear, when you're in liberal states, you gotta wear a face shield.
	I've said it over and over, I wear my chain mail and I wear a fin shield.
	Yeah, well it's not really chain mail, he actually wears something that you use when you go diving with blue sharks.
	And it doesn't actually work against knife attacks.
	Blue sharks, by the way.
	Yeah, blue sharks.
	It doesn't work with bull sharks.
	No, it doesn't.
	I found that one out the hard way.
	Like, yeah, it works with a blue shark.
	And what if a bull shark comes along?
	Hopefully they won't.
	That's not a strategy.
	That's not a strategy at all.
	Yeah, the one time when I was about to go scuba diving, they said, don't wear anything shiny as they put the tank on me.
	Well, as long as you don't smile underwater, you've got very white, perfect teeth.
	No, no, I've got smoker's teeth.
	You've got your L.A.
	Zoom-whitened teeth.
	All right, thank you very much, Mr. Callum.
	Where's the best place for people to find you and support you?
	You can go to briancallum.com or, you know, Brian Callum's Twitter or Instagram, at Brian Callum.
	So there I am.
	Brian Callen, go back to your horse dance.
	I'll be in Cincinnati.
	I'll be in Cincinnati November 12th, 13th, 14th.
	Very nice.
	God country.
	Cincinnati.
	All right.
	We will see you soon, Brian Callen.
	Thank you very much.
	Do we have any updates here?
	Oh my gosh, there's a lady there who looks like she's in a steam room.
	So I have to brag on you, Steven.
	You just pulled ahead of ABC News as the most-watched morning election strand.
	Oh, really?
	How many people are watching?
	362,000.
	Oh, really?
	I don't know.
	My wife was distracting me saying that people weren't tuning in, but that was because of the sound with Elijah Schafer.
	She's distracting, though.
	That was because of the sound of that crazy bitch!
	I think we have, um, the Biden's campaign says it expects to declare victory today, this afternoon, and he'll address the nation later in the day.
	If Joe Biden has a bowel movement, he declares victory.
	It's just like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
	He just walks out of that and goes, I declare victory!
	And they go, for what?
	And he goes, for sugar and vodka!
	Yeah, and I think we did find that side-by-side.
	Oh, let's find the side-by-side here of Kenosha.
	Okay, so this is what happened in Kenosha County, right?
	In two hours.
	So, we had 60% for Donald Trump to 38% for Biden, and then all of a sudden it shrunk to 50-47.
	Again, the same county.
	The same county.
	How does that happen?
	Unless there was like a Kenosha Republican meetup.
	And then the first thing it says reporting 96% and then it says 99%.
	So how do you close that gap?
	And I don't know if that's confirmed.
	I don't know if that's true.
	later.
	And it also seems to coincide with that weird-ass graph.
	Again, Kenosha.
	How does that happen in Kenosha?
	Kenosha, of course, is the kind of... When you're talking about a county in the Midwest, when we're talking about that sort of blue wall, that rust belt, Kenosha County is the kind of county that you would expect to go for Trump because, A, it's more suburban, and all the riots and violence.
	Rape tends to turn people toward the law and order president.
	which is one of the, one could argue, the only, not, it's not a positive side effect,
	but it's the only side effect that actually would have, would yield any tangible benefit.
	So I guess in that way, kind of, but the fear of rape, not actual rape.
	And it is like CNN knows that because they didn't cover Philadelphia so much.
	Right, exactly.
	They haven't covered Philadelphia.
	They didn't cover Kenosha until Kyle Rittenhouse, or as I call him, Hero.
	Legend.
	When I think of Kyle Rittenhouse, I want to be Whitney Houston and he can be my bodyguard.
	He can be my Kevin Costner.
	I feel pretty good about that.
	Send us a Photoshop of that on Twitter.
	With Kenosha carrying me through the door like the bridal suite?
	That will get retweeted, I'm just saying.
	Maine, of course, Susan Collins won.
	But have they called it?
	No.
	They haven't called Maine for Susan Collins?
	I thought, didn't we talk about Gideon conceding, though?
	Gideon conceded.
	So why isn't CNN calling it?
	It does say that Challenger conceded, but, uh, yeah, it doesn't look like they're calling it.
	Put a checkmark on that shit, CNN!
	What did it take?
	So there's a good example.
	One conceded, and CNN still didn't call it.
	And they're still like, uh, I don't know, it may go either way.
	But they called Arizona?
	She could take it back.
	It could be a take back.
	Yeah, I know we mentioned this earlier, but a writer at The Atlantic tweeted this out and just said how crazy it is that Collins did not lead in a single poll ever, if we can pull this up, dating all the way back to February.
	Gideon was up 6 points, 7 points, so it just shows just how extremely bad or how off the polling is.
	Oops, I posted this in the wrong channel.
	Yeah, they never had her ahead at all, and we always thought that Susan Collins was going to be ousted, when really the only thing that could hurt Susan Collins was that she didn't vote for ACB.
	She's a Republican-in-name-only kind of a deal.
	Yeah, I'm not a big Susan Collins fan, but I'm glad to see Gideon have to drop out.
	So yeah, where was that? So Gideon was by six by four by seven by one by four by five by five by 12.
	Oh my gosh.
	How do we pronounce it?
	Is it Quinnipiac?
	I thought it was Quinnipiac.
	Quinnipiac?
	I don't know.
	I mean it's fun to say that way.
	I've heard Quinnipiac.
	Quinnipiac should be just, it should just be etched off like Yukon Cornelius pushed off into the Antarctic.
	Bye!
	Yeah.
	Now we do have, Bill is still vetting this, but there may be a Trump lawyer who has some evidence of voter fraud in Michigan.
	And so that's something to keep an eye out for.
	Again, we haven't, you know, he hasn't quite confirmed it yet.
	Right, we haven't confirmed it.
	This is Half-Asian Bill letting us know.
	Yes.
	Half-Asian Bill has a Trump lawyer who might be able to confirm that.
	Wow, that is absolutely disturbing.
	Oh, wait, hold on a second.
	Brian Callen wants me to let you know Patreon.com slash Brian Callen.
	Yeah.
	Patreon.com slash Brian Callen.
	Brian with a Y because he's got to be different.
	B-R-O-A-N-C-A-L-L-E-N.
	Smug son of a bitch.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I will say this about Brian Callen.
	People need to know this.
	Brian Callen is suing the husband of the woman who accused him of rape.
	Now, why isn't he suing her?
	For the same reason she couldn't file any charges, because there's no evidence.
	But he does have evidence that the husband, based on entirely baseless claims, has been losing work for him.
	Brian Callen.
	I spoke with him.
	This is what I will say about Brian Callen.
	I spoke with him behind the scenes.
	And I said, Brian, Did you do it? He said, no, I did not. I said, did you do
	anything like this? He said, no, I worked with that girl for years after this rape accusation.
	I can show you the proof that we worked together. I did not do it. I will argue this.
	I said, okay, Brian, I'm going to have you on the show. And in no uncertain terms, I don't
	care if your lawyers say, don't discuss this. I'm going to ask you, did you do it? Are
	But are you a rapist?
	That's the only way I will have you on my show.
	He said, absolutely.
	And I said, Brian, if you lie to me, if you make a fool of me, every tool that I have
	at my disposal that I'm using to defend your reputation, I will turn against you.
	And Brian Callan said, I understand.
	And he marched out.
	Brian Callan is a per- and you know what?
	Brian Callan has some powerful friends in high places.
	They didn't stand up for him.
	They didn't stand up for him.
	For the same reason that we have Alex Jones on, even if he's drunk off his ass yesterday, is just because I hate, I hate seeing people mob somebody.
	I hate it.
	Can I throw out my girl card for a second on that?
	As a woman, I'm going there.
	We tend to want to avoid creeps who make us feel uncomfortable.
	So if you're saying somebody raped me and then continue working with that person for the next few years, I call it bullshit.
	Yeah, no, so do I. Typically speaking.
	Yeah, and you know, this is a good example that happened with Clarence Thomas, with Anita Hill.
	Anita Hill, not only... So that's the perfect example, is with Clarence Thomas, people don't remember this.
	Clarence Thomas, what he did do, what they could prove, right?
	They tried to say that he was a porn addict, they tried to say that he talked about bestiality, all this stuff.
	The only thing they could prove was that he had a diet Coke can.
	And I remember because he said, there was like an eyelash, he said, who put their short and curly on the Coke can?
	Who put a pube on the Coke can?
	Little joke.
	And that makes me go, I want to party with Clarence Thomas!
	You guys got a sense of humor.
	And it wasn't, they tried to frame it as though it was her word against his.
	No, it was Anita Hill, I wanted to say Dunn, Anita Hill's word against not only Clarence Thomas, against not only all the records, the financial records and all the communication records, but every other woman who's ever worked for Clarence Thomas.
	So when they say trust women, they mean just trust their women, because it was literally one.
	One!
	And they don't tend to tell that story, they tend to just talk in general terms about a sexually charged environment or something like that, just to make it sound like he's a total perv and was grabbing women.
	Oh, which, by the way, I need to, hey, can someone look this up?
	Anita Dunn, I hadn't heard her name in a while, but she, uh, no, no, Anita Dunn, because I confuse them.
	Anita Dunn, I don't know if she's the campaign manager for Biden, can someone bring this up?
	Because Anita Dunn, we can find this clip, she's the one who said that she looked to Mao for inspiration.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Let's find Anita Dunn.
	Someone can maybe send me in chat.
	Is she the campaign manager for the Biden campaign?
	What is she?
	Is she a proxy?
	Anita Dunn.
	And then someone can find the clip.
	Just type in Anita Dunn Mao.
	Because I remember talking about it on either with Lanny Davis or Doug Schoen when I was on Fox News.
	And I think it was Lanny Davis.
	And he said, Anita Dunn didn't say that.
	And then we rolled the clip.
	And then it smelled like poop.
	Yeah, she was a senior advisor to Joe Biden.
	A senior advisor to Joe Biden.
	So she has his ear.
	And now let's see if we can find that clip.
	Anita Dunn Mao.
	I remember, this is from maybe eight years ago.
	The clip is something to the effect of, when I'm down or something, I look to inspiration, to history's great words spoken by Mao.
	And she quoted Mao, if I'm not mistaken.
	I'm sure we can find this and we can grab that clip in a little bit.
	I think we've got it.
	Oh, we do?
	Okay, this is Anita Dunn, senior advisor.
	Senior advisor to the Joe Biden campaign, lest you think that it's going to be business as usual if Biden's president.
	Here's Anita Dunn.
	You have a great deal of ability, a lot of you work hard, put them together, and that answers the why not question.
	There's usually not a good reason.
	And then the third lesson in the tip actually comes from two of my favorite political philosophers.
	Oh yeah, it's even worse.
	Wow.
	A little yin and yang there.
	That's enough.
	Whoa!
	Not often coupled with each other.
	Little ying and yang there.
	Gravy.
	A little giggle from the audience.
	That's enough.
	That's enough.
	Oh, yikes.
	She said one of my favorite political philosophers.
	Mao.
	How many dead is that?
	And then this Indian nun lady.
	Yeah, the Venn diagram for Mao and Mother Teresa do not intersect.
	Not at all.
	Not even close.
	But it depends if you add Pol Pot, they still don't intersect.
	It's just Pol Pot.
	It's really just two circles.
	It's Mao and Pol Pot, and then a separate circle, Mother Teresa.
	Yeah, it's like Pluto and the Sun.
	And then there's one third, there's a third circle, but it's actually just a word bubble with Mother Teresa saying, don't let me in with that shit.
	So we have some breaking news.
	The Trump campaign is filing a suit in Michigan.
	Good.
	And so they said that they haven't been provided with meaningful access to numerous counting locations to observe the opening of ballots and the counting process is guaranteed by Michigan law.
	We filed suit today and the Michigan Court of Claims to halt counting until meaningful access has been granted.
	So they also want to review the ballots and by saying that Trump is committed to ensuring that all the legal votes are counted.
	And anyone who wants to say, oh, this is trying to erode trust in institutions, I don't remember them complaining when it was Al Gore.
	And can you blame them for all the irregularities, not to trust the institutions?
	I don't understand.
	The thing to me that is most bizarre is they stopped counting while Donald Trump was winning, and then they started again an hour later.
	Yeah.
	CNN has called Wisconsin for Biden.
	Oh, really?
	They called Wisconsin for Biden?
	Well, that's a surprise.
	I don't know what we have.
	Do we have?
	Can we bring up the... Is it Decision Desk?
	Let's see.
	Now, Wisconsin, I will say the... Let's see here.
	Wisconsin had said that all of its votes were counted and that Biden had won a little earlier, but they still had not tabulated all the totals on these sites.
	So that was a kind of strange discrepancy we were waiting to see.
	So that's not exactly a surprise.
	Right, hold on a second.
	Looks like there's still a 20,000 vote gap and they're 5% not reporting.
	5% not reporting.
	Well, that seems a little premature, but I don't know.
	I have no idea what the county is.
	I'm not going to say that there's no way.
	It'll be interesting.
	But the Kenosha thing is weird!
	That can affect it there in Wisconsin.
	Again, the Kenosha... Does anyone... Is there an explanation?
	Can anyone find... Maybe you can tell me in chat or on Twitter.
	Tweet me at S Crowder.
	Does anyone have an explanation for why in the same county, Kenosha, two hours later, it flipped so drastically?
	I haven't seen any valid explanation at all.
	Well, and I mean, that's why Trump has already requested a recount, right?
	In Wisconsin?
	Yes, yes.
	So that was... I already forgot that somehow.
	No, Trump has already requested a recount.
	And that was so, you know, they said, OK, we think this is going for Biden.
	And then Trump said, I'm requesting a recount.
	So that was why we marked it back as as undecided.
	And so, yeah, I think we'll just have to see how that recount goes.
	Well, listen, it comes down to this.
	Does Biden win Pennsylvania?
	That's really what it comes down to, because it doesn't matter if he wins Arizona.
	It doesn't matter if he wins Michigan.
	Like I said in Wisconsin, remember I was saying this last night, if Joe Biden wins Minnesota, not enough.
	If he wins Wisconsin, not enough.
	If he wins Michigan, not enough.
	He still needs to win Pennsylvania.
	If Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania, and of course he holds steady in Georgia and North Carolina, he still wins.
	And I think that Donald Trump actually won Michigan.
	I genuinely believe that he won Michigan.
	Wisconsin, I wasn't necessarily sure about, but looking at the numbers that we have... Okay, Gunda, your head.
	Who do you think actually won Michigan?
	So that's interesting, because I have an article from the Detroit News pulled up, and they're saying there's about 100,000 absentee votes that have yet to be counted, and they're from Democrat strongholds.
	Right, that's what they're saying.
	Yeah, that's what they're saying.
	That's what they're saying, but didn't we also talk about how they've got other Republican counties that haven't reported in yet?
	Yeah, and they're not as big, but again, I think they could be surprised by Wayne County because Donald Trump's been out-punting his coverage there with black voters.
	Interesting.
	And particularly in Wayne County, again, because not only do you have black Americans, but you have a lot of black Americans who work in American manufacturing, and they stand to gain the most from Donald Trump's policies.
	So, let me tell you, like, a black...
	This is why they're not a monolith, in the sense that a black American who's in DC right now, you know, burning something down, is very different from a black American who's working on the Ford assembly line.
	And a black American who's working on the Ford assembly line, or the GM assembly line, or a black American who's working somewhere in manufacturing in Michigan, or also, by the way, a lot of people understand there is oil, there is energy in Michigan as well, not as much as Pennsylvania, that is someone who is Probably very likely to lean Trump considering not very likely to lean Trump, but considering that he has Donald Trump has approval of 30 something percent of black Americans.
	He has 46 percent job approval.
	I think a big part of those black Americans who have shifted that number toward Trump probably more of them would be working black Americans in the Midwest.
	I would imagine.
	As opposed to maybe some people in California who aren't working in the manufacturing sector.
	Black Americans in big tech, probably not supporting Donald Trump.
	Black Americans who are professional protesters, probably not supporting Donald Trump.
	Black Americans who are feeding their families in the Midwest, working a labor job.
	That's a 50-50 shot.
	One state that we haven't really talked about that probably is going to go red is Alaska.
	Oh, it's definitely not red.
	But they haven't called that one.
	That one seems a little curious.
	I think Alaska is one of the most red states in the Union, if I'm not mistaken.
	Yeah, it just seems odd that nobody's called it.
	I would imagine it takes a while to count them because they have to send their results by sled dogs.
	But it just goes to the trend of them not wanting to call even guaranteed states for Trump.
	It's for getting junior. Yeah, he's retired. So yeah, how are they gonna get the results in there?
	But it just goes to that trend of them not wanting to call even guaranteed states for Trump. Yeah
	No, it's a demoralizing campaign that they're running what's going on in Nevada
	Do we know that right now?
	It's called Hawaii.
	It's close.
	Nevada's really close.
	Really?
	Nevada?
	Because that could be a surprise.
	If he wins Nevada, that changes... Well, I really don't think it changes much.
	If he wins Nevada... Let's do this for a second.
	If he wins Nevada and Arizona... Nevada, Arizona, North Carolina, Georgia... It still doesn't give him enough, I don't think.
	Does it?
	Give him Nevada, Arizona... Sorry, Arizona, Alaska...
	CNN's talking about Nevada right now.
	Georgia.
	They've got, like, two counties.
	No, it's still not enough.
	So it doesn't really matter.
	So let's take them off, obviously, the map.
	Well, don't turn them blue!
	I'm getting sad.
	We'll take them off.
	Alaska.
	I'm going to call Alaska red.
	I'm going to call Alaska Red.
	I don't care.
	Call Alaska Red.
	We're going to do the media's job for them.
	Alaska is... Trump is up over 30 points.
	It's only 45% reporting, but, you know, I don't think... Well, to finish that in Alaska, that's like four more votes.
	Doesn't Trump need more than just Georgia, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania?
	No, not if he has West Virginia.
	Because you know why?
	I didn't fill that map out yesterday.
	So look at this.
	It's West Virginia.
	When I auto-filled 270 to win, it hits restore map, it had West Virginia I think either not filled in or had West Virginia filled in for Biden.
	So when you put West Virginia in the camp of Donald Trump, if he gets Georgia, North Carolina, he has that main second congressional district.
	The second district, it puts him directly at 270.
	Yes, essentially we're watching three states for Trump mainly, and it would be a guaranteed thing if it was Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia.
	Those are the three, and Michigan and Wisconsin would be a bonus.
	Arizona would be a bonus.
	Nevada would be a bonus.
	Right.
	But yeah, if Georgia, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania all go, that would be 270 on the dot.
	Right.
	It's that second main district that is... Which has already, I think, been called for Donald Trump.
	Yeah.
	So that changes it.
	Like I was saying, that was an important electoral vote, just that one, and a lot of people were overlooking it because that gave Donald Trump different paths to victory.
	Now maybe my math is wrong.
	I'm still just getting 268.
	Yeah, let's do a double check.
	Hold on, this is the thing that Wade gave me and he was so sure about it.
	Did I mess something up?
	Yeah.
	Wade's great at the singing, though, as he's so great at the numbers.
	Did you give all five of Nebraska?
	I can count to four over and over.
	No, I think you gave him four of the Nebraska votes, which is correct.
	Let me see here if we can listen.
	Someone bring up Jake Tapper here while I look at this.
	I'm going to look at 270 to win really quickly.
	Donald Trump completely busted four years ago.
	And we know how worried the Trump campaign is about Wisconsin just based on what they're already doing, what their position is.
	have their poise to say that they want to recount already.
	We should note, and I think John mentioned this earlier, but that the only way that a recount can
	formally be asked for is when the canvassing is complete, meaning the vote counting is complete. That's
	November 17th.
	I think there is something wrong here because I'm getting 268 with that.
	How did you fill this in right here?
	We should also say that it is completely within the Trump campaign's right to request a recount.
	If they want to do that, they can, and nobody should think that there's anything untoward going on.
	Campaigns can ask for recounts.
	What are you seeing there, Reg?
	I'm saying if he gets Pennsylvania, he still needs something else.
	And that could either come the way of Nevada or Arizona or Michigan.
	Yeah, I mean, I think his most likely path to victory is through Arizona and Pennsylvania at this point is just kind of how I'm feeling.
	Or Michigan.
	Or Michigan.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Where did you get this 270?
	I'm trying to see where you got this 270 map.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I must have clicked something wrong.
	Show your work, guys.
	Come on.
	Yeah, show your work.
	That's the basic in math.
	270 to win did it for me.
	Oh my gosh, this is what math teachers warned us about.
	But I don't understand what it is that you did.
	You must have some other state.
	It's a calculator, yeah.
	This makes Maine... Did you give more than... With Maine, did you... Oh, maybe you entered in the wrong Maine district.
	Oh.
	Uh, yeah, on your map, is it Maine, just all one color?
	No, on this it has red and blue.
	Ah, I can't see that far.
	Here, I can give you this map here.
	Throw it as like a paper airplane.
	I don't know how to fold a paper airplane.
	What kind of childhood do you have if you don't know how to fold a paper airplane?
	I wasn't a thrower of paper airplanes, I was a receiver of spitballs.
	I have so many things to say to Darren after this call.
	Well, in my case, you know what, I didn't fight back.
	Sorry.
	You just folded that three times.
	No, I wanted to be able to throw it a little bit better.
	Kind of threw it like a girl.
	Yeah, so I don't know if you're correct here, Audio Wade.
	I have no idea where he's getting that, but... I might have missed something.
	I don't know.
	It happens.
	What is happening here?
	Yeah, it doesn't matter.
	Either way, he needs to win Pennsylvania and something else.
	Is CNN one of the only ones calling Wisconsin at this point, or is that a pretty widespread belief?
	It sounds like they're arguing for it.
	It sounds like they're having to make a case that what they said was the right call.
	So it seems like it might be an uphill battle, or at least in the minority?
	I don't know, but I know they called Arizona, so I don't trust them any further than I can throw them in their stupid little shoulder pads.
	Looking like Dolph Lundgren's wife in Rocky IV.
	Bridgette Nielsen-looking motherfuckers.
	I don't understand why everyone at CNN yesterday decided they were going to wear shoulder pads.
	So you see that map?
	I don't know how it would be... I don't get it.
	Stephen, I think when you get tired, the reference count goes up.
	Yeah, maybe it does.
	That's here, it's automatic.
	It gets increasingly more vague.
	But I will tell you this.
	Some people think, well, should we fight in the courts?
	Yes.
	I absolutely believe that these should fight in the courts.
	If people decided to extend the deadlines and people wanted to have more mail-in voting than ever before, and we see all of these inconsistencies in Wisconsin and in Michigan, absolutely you fight this in the courts.
	Yep.
	No problem.
	Is that inconsistent?
	No, it's not inconsistent at all.
	Not at all.
	And especially when you take into account what's at stake here, because we're not just talking about a peaceful transfer of power.
	There already is no peaceful transfer of power.
	I think we have a clip, right, of someone who was already being attacked yesterday in D.C.
	We know that Elijah is down there, and if Elijah wants to come in, if he has anything that's going on currently, he can let us know.
	Yeah, we have that clip.
	But we do have that clip.
	This was in D.C., I believe, where people were already being attacked last night.
	Nothing's even been called!
	And they're attacking.
	That is attacking to get your way.
	That is using violence to intimidate voters to relinquishing their rights to you.
	Let's show this clip really quickly.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
	Black Lives Matter over here!
	It's not a good time to chant the slogan.
	Hey!
	I don't think that's going to make them stop.
	Hey guys, stop it.
	This is already happening in DC.
	They're saying, Black Lives Matter!
	That's like someone vomiting uncontrollably and someone going, Oh, you okay, buddy?
	Eat fresh!
	Subway.
	Don't shout the slogan there.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	He tried to stab you.
	She seems, I gotta tell you, she was amazingly composed for being stabbed.
	It was almost like someone hit her with a, like the clothespin went loose or something on one of her sleeves.
	I got stabbed once.
	Someone stabbed me.
	Shoot.
	Shit.
	Now I gotta go to the emergency room and shit.
	That's inconvenient as fuck.
	It's true.
	I got things to do.
	I gotta get these nails did.
	You can say that, but I can't.
	It is.
	Again, there's nothing really going on.
	Paths to victory, they're saying Biden has four and Donald Trump has one.
	Oh no, they're just doing a little hypotheticals here.
	They still have Arizona filled in.
	They still have Arizona filled in for Biden and they don't have Alaska filled in.
	This is what people need to be taking note of with CNN, and I don't know what's going on with any other streams out there, if there's anything that I'm missing, but this is what you need to pay attention to with CNN.
	Look, they have Michigan blue, but they also have Alaska blue, they also have Nevada blue, and they don't have Alaska red.
	Well, I think actually at the bottom they have their official called states, that little bitty tiny USA down there, and then this is their speculation, the big giant one, so they can make all the ones blue that they want.
	Ooh, Nevada's within 0.5 percent.
	Yeah, it's a squeaker.
	Now, a couple of things.
	We've got only 8,000 votes in Nevada right now.
	Do we know which counties are yet to come in?
	Because that could be big.
	On Fox, they mentioned that there may be voter fraud in Nevada.
	There were reports of culinary workers who don't live there any longer receiving mail-in ballots.
	Oh, I've got some stories about that.
	And then we've also got the chairman of the Georgia Republican Party.
	Tweeted out that the state headquarters are monitoring reports from county tabulation centers.
	There are problems with Republican and other public observers being allowed to view the tabulation in Canvas.
	And Fulton County told their observers, you know, you need to go home.
	We're closing up.
	And then they continued counting ballots in secret.
	And that might be why we saw, you know, this like weird thing where the vote slows down and then you think, well, it's 3 a.m.
	I'm going to bed.
	And then they start counting again.
	Can someone bring up the polls for Nevada?
	Because I don't think there was a single Nevada poll that had Trump ahead.
	And if I'm not mistaken, I remember them having Biden ahead by four, six, seven.
	So the fact that it's within less than a percentage of the margin of error.
	If someone can bring that up.
	But I'll tell you this about the culinary union.
	And I have a direct experience with this because for a while I was involved in trying to get MMA, Mixed Martial Arts, legalized in New York.
	And I did a video on this.
	And the reason that Mixed Martial Arts wasn't legalized in New York, it's an interesting story, was because entirely of the culinary union.
	This is what happened.
	In Nevada, the Fertittas, the Fertitta brothers and Dana White, they own the UFC, okay?
	They held, they owned the biggest non-union gaming casinos in all of Nevada.
	And the Culinary Union wanted to get their guys in there, but the Fertittas and Dana White said no.
	And so what happened was the Culinary Union used their influence, because they have a lot of influence in New York State, to keep MMA from coming into that state.
	The UFC had some actual spreadsheets that showed that if they were to hold an event, and now we've seen this because they've held several events in Madison Square Garden, that it would bring anywhere from $50 to like $80 million in revenue with one event to New York City.
	And I did a video on this, and I want to say it was, maybe was it Sheldon Silver?
	There was a representative who really was adamantly opposed to MMA in New York when he was asked because there was no accountability.
	He said, the reason I'm opposed to mixed martial arts is because it's violent.
	I was doing a local show, local radio show in Albany, New York.
	This might have been in 2009, 2010.
	That's how I met Chael Sonnen.
	That's how I met Pat Miletic, a few of these fighters, because I was involved in trying to get MMA legalized in New York.
	And really it was a vehicle to expose the corruption and the influence of the culinary union.
	This guy who was a representative in New York, I can't remember, I want to say it's Sheldon something, or Sheldon Silver, something like that.
	He called in to the radio show in Albany, New York.
	Not knowing who I was, trying to get on the campaign trail as to why MMA should be illegal in New York.
	And I said, hey, hey Sheldon, what's your relation with the Culinary Union?
	He said, I don't know why that's relevant.
	I said, haven't they paid for, haven't they fundraised for a majority of your campaigns?
	And he got really, really quiet.
	And I said, don't you support football?
	Do you know about the CTE issues with football?
	What about hockey?
	And this guy got really quiet.
	He was just so out of touch, and he was entirely funded by the Culinary Union, he called into a local radio He wasn't ready.
	In Albany, I guess.
	Maybe he was in some kind of a state session.
	So the Culinary Union, you want to talk about corruption.
	The Culinary Union had the ability to keep a sport out of the state of New York for over a decade simply because of a vendetta against people who owned casinos in Nevada.
	and didn't use the culinary union. The culinary union are very, very powerful and they of course
	work with the steel workers unions and a lot of these other as well as public sector unions.
	You asked about Nevada polling. It looks like they had Biden ahead by 5.3.
	By 5.3. Can we bring up the RCP polls where it actually shows the different polls?
	Because I think it's even more so than just the charts.
	That's the rolling average.
	I think it's important to see, did Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, The old pollsters should die.
	I don't mean that.
	I don't mean they should die physically.
	I mean, listen, I hope they go off into the sun and have a nice retirement.
	Unless, of course, you owe the culinary union some money.
	Then you get a nice lead pipe to the head.
	But I do think that these pollsters need to go away because it's not, again, Donald Trump outperforming those polls by 7 points?
	By 5 points at least, but he's certainly outperforming the Monmouth and the Quinnipiac polls.
	These polls were so wrong again.
	And let me ask you one other thing, okay?
	This is also why I think we need a fight in the courts.
	You look at YouTube.
	You look at Twitter.
	You look at Facebook.
	You look at these hearings.
	We've been throttled on Facebook for a long time now because of fake news simply for actually talking about the CDC, simply for saying there actually is no study that shows your homemade cotton mask is effective at all.
	All of the studies that we have are made with surgical masks, disposable masks, or double-layered masks that have been washed in a commercial hospital washing machine.
	I believe that was the issue, and that the World Health Organization said lockdown downs don't work. It was some I can tell you what it is,
	but not right now. Okay, it doesn't matter. But it was one of those
	things. It was something that was, it was a direct status update that I copied from a tweet of yours, which it was
	not any way controversial.
	No, it wasn't controversial at all.
	It was good news, in fact.
	And Facebook took it down.
	They said, oh, we've notified you.
	That's bullshit.
	And then they said we violated community standards and threatened to de-platform us.
	By the way, keep in mind, leading up to this election, all good news violated Facebook's community standards.
	Hey, good employment numbers violates community standards.
	Hey, actually, it turns out that the herd immunity might be a lower percentage than we thought, violates community standards.
	Hey, it turns out that you actually don't need to have lockdowns, violates community standards.
	Hey, it turns out that the mortality rate is actually 0.1%, violates community standards.
	So, we look at Facebook, YouTube.
	So we had that with Facebook, where we were throttled on Facebook simply by informing people with information from the CDC and World Health Organization, by the way, we were throttled on Facebook.
	How many other people did that happen with?
	On YouTube, Add videos that criticize gender theory from Bill Nye, that criticize the Quran, that criticize AR-15 myths.
	Those were all of a sudden silenced and throttled, not because they had anything directly to do with the election, but because they were a conservative opinion expressed.
	Twitter saying we will not allow We will not allow Donald Trump to claim victory in any of these elections, right?
	Twitter saying that they've been throttling Donald Trump for saying, hey, hey, what's going on here about the potential voter discrepancies going on in Michigan?
	So what do you think this election would look like?
	And Donald Trump has still outperformed these polls by an average, I think, of seven points now.
	What would it look like with a fair press?
	You know what?
	What would it look like with big tech companies that aren't beholden to communist China?
	What would this election look like?
	Think about this.
	The fact that it is even close, when you have Twitter, YouTube, Facebook, all of ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, New York Times, everyone, obviously, supporting and spreading, ironically, misinformation.
	What do you think this election would look like if we just had the kind of press that people think they're getting?
	It wouldn't even be close.
	Here are the numbers on the RCP average in Nevada.
	Only two of them had Trump up.
	Let's bring those up.
	It looks like it was only two of them had Trump up.
	And what did you notice about this?
	Yeah, look, Biden plus eight, Biden plus seven, Biden plus six, Biden plus six.
	Biden plus 11.
	Yeah, Biden plus 11.
	But then all of a sudden, right up to election day, they tighten.
	Now what was interesting to me is people say, oh, well, you know, that poll looks good for
	Trump, but it's from Fox News.
	The three worst polls on there are Fox News polls.
	Yeah.
	The plus 11, the plus 7, the plus 8.
	So yeah, some pollsters are really getting things badly wrong repeatedly.
	The New York Times, Siena, they're an A plus rated pollster and they have been getting things off by like 10 points.
	Yeah, it is.
	It really is staggering as to how bad they are.
	I tell you what, in any other line of work, guess what, if it's a line of work where it's consequential, right, your numbers, I don't know, let's say you're a sniper and you're a few degrees off, you don't take into account the windage, you're dead.
	Let's just say, I don't know, you're working with uranium.
	You're dead.
	You know what?
	Let's just say that I, right here, was off.
	We were throttled on Facebook for simply quoting the CDC and the World Health Organization.
	What if I cited a number, by the way, that was 10 points off, I don't know, let's say in Michigan, the final results?
	If it favored Biden, you would have been okay.
	Right.
	What if I, though, claimed that there were another 120,000 votes?
	Oh, they're going to go for Donald Trump.
	I lose.
	My right to speak.
	I lose my Facebook.
	I lose my YouTube.
	I lose my Twitter.
	We always have to be so right, because there's so much accountability, because everyone is gunning for, again, in the big powerful corporations, for people who have opinions like ours.
	They're just aching for a reason for us to be wrong.
	The very first time I remember being fact-checked, back before this was a daily show, do you remember it was Snopes and it was the rape pamphlets?
	Yes.
	In Cologne, Germany.
	Yeah.
	Cologne, Germany.
	Was it New Year's?
	I think it was New Year's.
	Cologne, Germany, New Year's?
	Or was it... I think it was New Year's.
	I think it was New Year's because they had all kinds of people gathering, as you do.
	Right.
	And so what happened was they were passing out... There was a story at lightoffcredit.com.
	They were passing out Please Do Not Rape pamphlets because there was such a rape epidemic that they actually passed out pamphlets showing people, if you were a migrant, how to not rape women.
	And This actually happened.
	These pamphlets were distributed.
	There was a rape epidemic in Cologne, Germany.
	Snopes rated it either as mostly false or whatever.
	They fact-checked us saying these pamphlets were distributed, but they weren't printed for this event.
	They had already been in circulation.
	They just printed more for Cologne.
	We didn't say that those pamphlets were created for Cologne.
	We just said that please don't... The fact that please do not rate pamphlets need to exist at all!
	He's kind of alarming.
	That was our point.
	Right.
	So imagine that when we were right, they fact-check it.
	Yeah.
	I'm picturing a guy reading the pamphlet and going, Oh!
	Oh!
	So my penis doesn't go here, it stays here!
	This is why I have pockets in my pants!
	Now I understand!
	At first I was wondering, why pants?
	At all!
	Didn't even the pamphlet have skin tone of the rapist?
	It had skin tone of a brown man, like this.
	Like, hey!
	Yeah!
	She likes it!
	Over a pale... Yeah, over a pale... Over a pale Germanic broad.
	Yeah, I don't know if we can bring this up.
	Maybe someone can even bring this up.
	Snopes.
	Fact checks.
	Bring up Snopes, their fact check of Lotta with Crowder.
	Not that it matters with this election, but it just shows you how cautious we have had to be for so long.
	And they can be wrong by, you know, An extra zero on the votes.
	They can be wrong by calling a state that they may have gotten wrong entirely and certainly too early to call the states.
	It's not just about the bias that you see in the media.
	It is about a lack of accountability from all of their friends in the media.
	This idea that Mark Zuckerberg, because he hosted a meeting with a couple of conservatives, by the way, I've never been invited, that for some reason he's meeting with people on the right and reaching across the aisle?
	No, no, that's not the case.
	If you play perfectly, if you get everything right and there's no margin for error, we are not allowed to make mistakes.
	What we are looking at right now are mistakes of monumental proportions from all legacy media.
	And by the way, most of these polls are directly associated with legacy media.
	Was it ABC News, Washington Post?
	Right?
	Isn't that one?
	Is it NBC News, Morris?
	Or is it NBC Reuters?
	But the point is, where's the accountability for their mistakes?
	For their polls?
	And then for calling states?
	None at all.
	So this is what I ask you.
	Imagine if there were just a balanced press.
	And I don't even want a balanced press.
	Listen, we all know the people in Silicon Valley.
	We all know where they line up.
	They line up to the left.
	How about we just had a press that was required to be honest about their biases?
	How about going forward, let's talk about 230 changes, where when they say the polls go into the next election, they say the Republican is down by 14 points.
	There should just be a little sidebar that says, hey, by the way, they were off by 7% the last election.
	So take this with a grain of salt.
	There's also no recourse for Big Tech.
	There's none.
	So we talk all the time, Big Tech is biased, Big Tech is censoring us, and what's being done about it?
	Right.
	Nothing.
	So Dorsey gets marched up and Zuckerberg gets put before the court, as it will, and they get a spanking.
	Right.
	And we all enjoy watching Ted Cruz excoriate Jack Dorsey.
	It's fun.
	It's a lot of fun.
	And Jack Dorsey sits there Not bothered at all.
	No, he's not bothered at all.
	Because he knows I'm going to get the spanking, and then nothing's going to happen, and I'm going to go back to my censoring ways until this comes up again.
	Yeah, and he needs to mute his mic, too, when they're asking him questions, because all he can do is... He needs to, like, shave the beard, or clean it, or something.
	Like, yeah, and he goes, hey, come on, get back in, get back in there, poxy.
	That's what he names it?
	I guess it's a cute name.
	And who has a beard and a nose ring?
	Why would you do that?
	Someone who potentially worships Satan.
	Potentially.
	Potentially.
	I just said potentially worships Satan.
	Yeah, so that's the problem.
	And I'll tell you what, there is some kind of recourse.
	We've been litigious where necessary, and I just really hope that Ted Cruz, if you're listening, or Dan Crenshaw, that you don't summon me.
	Please don't subpoena me.
	It's not like there's any information that I have that nobody else could possibly have because I've been in this game for longer.
	Please, I just hope That I'm never called before anyone and have to testify because I don't think it could ever actually turn the tides as it relates to... Just don't do it.
	Don't put me in that situation.
	Don't.
	I beg you.
	Oh, oh no.
	Please.
	Are there any updates going on here with States?
	Because if not, then I'm... Did you have a good poop there, Quarterback Garrett?
	I did.
	I had a nice long piss.
	Because I'm going to have to use the bathroom in just a couple... Because keep in mind, I woke up and was like, alright, let's go do this stream.
	And you know what?
	I had the coffee.
	We have a hell of a day to run out of Black Rifle coffee, too, by the way.
	I had to go to Starbucks.
	So this is a really rough day for all of us here.
	Without the coffee that we need.
	Black Rifle, we're going to need to extend our shipment or have more stuff coming.
	Is there anything going on here that we need to know about anything new?
	I guess people are... Go ahead, Reg.
	Oh, no, go ahead.
	I guess people are tweeting and DMing Fleckus on Twitter about Maricopa County and all the Sharpie, Sharpiegate, if we're going to call it that.
	And so real people are saying, I know, but we got to go there.
	Sharpiegate.
	Got to.
	Yeah.
	Real people are saying that, no, it's a thing.
	Yeah, well, we need some proof of that.
	And what's really unnerving about that is that they encourage people to use Sharpie.
	Yeah, on their official Twitter account.
	That's correct.
	And it was looking like pollsters were encouraging it.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Can't we find these pollsters?
	We're talking about accountability.
	Can we track them down and say, like, hey, hey, hey, hey, Mr. Pollster.
	Did you tell people to use a Sharpie?
	And they say, no!
	We say, okay, we're going to go ask three other people here you talked to.
	Are they going to say that you told them to use a Sharpie?
	Yes.
	All right.
	Recount.
	Yeah.
	Being told by pollsters, use what's been provided and what's being provided is Sharpies.
	Sharpies.
	Right.
	And anyone who's used a Sharpie knows they bleed right through.
	And they just used a Sharpie because they could get away with it.
	They figured people wouldn't know.
	Like, you might as well just give them a chub fish.
	I'm not even going to pretend to know what that is.
	It's like a fish that you find in the Great Lakes region.
	Sometimes they put it in a Bloody Mary.
	I don't know why.
	It's disgusting.
	The point is, it's about the same size as a Sharpie, and it's about as useful.
	Okay, so hold on. So you know what? So I'm going to go. We have a break. Can we take a two minute break?
	Yeah. Okay. So listen, Bill, my half Asian lawyer, Bill Richman has just sent official videos and
	photographs that apparently I'm getting word right now. I'm gonna need to look them over and I'm gonna need a pee. Confirm
	voter fraud and I believe we have these first, this exclusive. So tell everybody right now to tune into the
	Crowder election stream.
	I guess it's still the Crowder election stream. It's a new stream and we will be back in two minutes.
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	Do we know where it's from?
	Do we know where the voter fraud, can we tease that?
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	I'll be right in. Reg, start reading the context there really quickly if you can.
	I think Tim sent it in. I'll be right back.
	There we go.
	Okay, yeah, it looks like, uh, the narrative is that these are videos of people entering a, uh, you know, a voting regi-
	a voting location and they've got large suitcases and carts and they're
	moving ballots around.
	There are two witnesses to it.
	No one was searching the bags at all.
	Now I think the big question is whether that is Yeah, I'm bringing those in right now.
	to be moving ballots around.
	It certainly seems suspicious.
	And yeah, I think we do have some videos of that.
	Yeah, I'm bringing those in right now.
	One second.
	All right, I'm coming in because I just wanted to check and make sure this is verified.
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	Oh, jeez.
	I feel personally a person.
	Hey, by the way, before we talk about the voter fraud, can someone give a way to comment?
	Wade's looking leaner.
	Wade's been doing jiu-jitsu.
	You know, he does look leaner.
	He managed to escape the COVID fatness that everybody else is falling susceptible to.
	I feel hard, man.
	And he smells nice, too.
	Your smile really tells a story.
	I haven't done the Joe Biden sniff test on him, so I don't know how well he smells.
	My smile tells the story.
	I want to go to the context really quickly from Reg so he can explain it.
	I just want to take a moment to say again, people who are watching, this kind of information that we get, which is... I'm not a newsbreaker.
	Look at all the stupid things I've said today.
	I was right about a lot of these polls, surprisingly, and we get exclusive information all the time.
	We have exclusive information on YouTube.
	We were the first ones to get undercover with Antifa.
	The only way to get undercover is to go undercover.
	My blood sugar is dying.
	I might need to eat on air.
	I apologize if that happens.
	But this only happens for people who do join up at Mug Club.
	And I know, even if you don't want to watch the extra full show every day, for those who are exclusively on Mug Club, I'm getting a text here from Hearing on Twitter this was a massive typo that caused a real problem from Lee Dorn.
	What was I saying?
	Oh, thank you.
	Thank you so much.
	It's the only way this happens.
	So even if you just want to watch the free stuff on YouTube, it doesn't happen.
	Like I said, as far as the revenue that we generate, what keeps everyone you see here, everybody you see employed and the people who you don't necessarily see, it goes your subscriptions, Sponsors.
	We're gonna list some YouTube revenue.
	You know what?
	We buy a few extra beers.
	Every now and then I get to audio-weight a nice bottle of whiskey or a box of cigars.
	Hey!
	Wow.
	I don't get whiskey.
	What's this?
	I bought you a beanbag!
	Oh, that's right.
	And I gave you another one, too!
	That's like $700 worth of beanbaggery, you son of a bitch!
	I just want to get my reparations.
	If anyone here says that I don't give good gifts, you can go screw yourself.
	Pretty good gift.
	Yeah, I give good gifts to everybody.
	You're a great gift giver.
	One year you guys all got AirPod Pros, the other year you got that custom Switchblade.
	I do apologize for the Spin Coffee Maker that never actually came to production.
	This was when Kickstarter was new and I didn't know that Kickstarter was a synonym for liar.
	Not all the time.
	Spin does still get trolled in the comments whenever they forget to turn off ads.
	But I got your refunds!
	Oh, dammit.
	I'm going to need someone to bring in a cloth here and another coaster because this is going to get all over my electronics.
	So if someone is watching... Okay, what is the context here, Reggie?
	This comes from half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman.
	He said that he has some videographic and photo evidence of voter fraud, correct?
	Yeah, so this is from Michigan, and there were two witnesses who were able to photograph and video some people wheeling in tons of votes in coolers and suitcases at 4 30 a.m.
	to the main convention center in Detroit.
	You know, Bill said his main question was, is this moving a problem or not?
	If moving votes away to count them at that time of night?
	But he said both witnesses are licensed attorneys.
	So, you know, if they can explain it to him in a way that makes sense, you know, we may have something.
	I've got a lot of clips here.
	By the way, before that, just so you know, ABC retracted Biden's win in Arizona.
	Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, with a dementia plot thick and free! Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee!
	He's a mighty humble bumble!
	Silver!
	Alright, let's watch the clips.
	This is, to be clear, so I understand this because I'm a simpleton.
	I don't want to say simp.
	Yeah, don't say simp.
	I'm going to use it incorrectly.
	They were transporting votes by coolers in Michigan late at night.
	Yeah, at 4.30am they're wheeling out a whole bunch of ballots from the convention center in Detroit.
	And why do we believe that this could be an example of some kind of voter fraud?
	Well, ideally you would count the ballots at the location and not go somewhere else.
	Again, this is part of this stuff where you have... And why would you put them in coolers?
	Yeah, I mean it seems a little suspect.
	It's Big Rubbermaid at work.
	No, again, and you have these poll watchers that were being denied entry in some of these voting places where they're saying, you know, we just want to watch and make sure everything's above board.
	And so if you have people who are, you know, stuffing the ballots into a big cooler and saying, I'm going to go count this at home, you know, that could be a problem.
	So I think the question is, where are they taking it?
	Well, you're not allowed to take them home.
	It's not like you're a class pet.
	No, I know, but I'm saying... No, I know, but do we know where they... So we know they were taking them out in coolers, but we don't know yet where they were taking them?
	Yeah, that's correct.
	Right.
	So, okay.
	So potentially it could be legal if they were just taking it to another area of the convention.
	Yeah, legal but suspect.
	Legal but suspect.
	Or it could be entirely illegal if they were taking it home and just running it over with their remote control cars.
	Like I did do with my class pet turtle, to my everlasting shame.
	He's got a shell.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my.
	No, actually, that didn't happen.
	It was my brother's bully, a guy named Stacy, who did it.
	This is a true story.
	You know what?
	Let me come back and tell you my turtle story.
	These are the videos.
	After the breaking news, maybe.
	These are the videos.
	Breaking news for everyone who's tuning in.
	And please, everyone, tweet this out right now.
	Tweet out Prider Election Stream.
	No one else is talking about this.
	This comes, too, does this come from a Trump representative's lawyer, Reg?
	Sir, I'm getting some... I was conversing with Bill.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	Yeah, we're just trying to figure out how to present this and how to vet it.
	Okay.
	Does that mean that we can't show it yet?
	Can we get Bill to Skype in?
	Can we get my half-Asian lawyer to Skype in here?
	To FaceTime in?
	It's worth checking, yeah.
	Yeah, it's worth checking.
	That might be good just because I don't want to misspeak and then put myself on the hook because he's like, I don't know, you can move them in coolers.
	You just can't.
	Totally illegal.
	You just can't move them in tumblers.
	You just can't move them in mini-fridges.
	I don't know what the rules are.
	What's the line?
	Do we know?
	Do we have an answer?
	Can we get on?
	I guess this was happening last night.
	Yeah, last night.
	What was that talking about?
	We're asking.
	Okay, we're tech, tech, tech, because I want to make sure.
	So we do have video and pictures right now.
	Is that what you have?
	Video and pictures?
	I have video.
	Of people moving around ballots in Michigan from the convention center in coolers.
	That's a really bizarre phrase.
	And like wagons and suitcases.
	It is weird in 2020, man.
	Wagons?
	Yeah.
	Who's counting these ballots?
	Dennis the Menace?
	Is that a rickshaw?
	For crying out loud.
	With a little radio flyer.
	Luges.
	Geeky snow racers.
	It's like, hey, who voted for, do we know what the votes are?
	Ah, we'll know in a little bit, but I gotta put these ballots in a wrist rocket.
	So, and while we're waiting for this, I do, we have also people direct messaging you saying that they were given Sharpies for their votes in Arizona.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	And so it was, and you know, one, again, some of this is unverified because, you know, who knows?
	Someone says something on Twitter, if it's true or not.
	Good example, Jake Tapper retweeted out that thread about the Trump cars supposedly running the Biden van off the road.
	As a matter of fact, continuing with that story, someone get that clip because I want to show people why that's bullcrap.
	We'll run that afterwards, the clip of the thing being run off the road.
	Well yeah, it's just Jake Tapper, who's a respected guy, retweeted this random person who made this ridiculous claim.
	It turned out to be false.
	So always take it with a grain of salt.
	But some Twitter users were saying that they filled it out with Sharpie and called the Arizona voting stations and said, hey, did you count my ballot or not?
	And they said, yes, those do get counted, but not until later.
	So who knows?
	And do we know that they cannot count one if it's done with Sharpie, or it just makes it a little more difficult?
	The claim is that it makes it where the machine doesn't read it naturally.
	Reg, you keep scooting further and further.
	Oh, I'm so sorry.
	There you go.
	It's like he's getting all relaxed.
	He's so disinterested in still being here, he's gradually scooting away.
	With exclusive information on potential voter fraud!
	He's just getting more comfortable.
	For crying out loud, Reg!
	Oh my god.
	Hey, I'm on.
	We used to be friends.
	Do we know if we're going to get half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman on the phone?
	He's on his way.
	He's vetting it at the same time?
	We might have the witnesses.
	So can we show the video right now and then have Bill... You know what?
	Here, I'm gonna call Bill.
	I'm gonna call Bill really quickly and just ask him a question.
	I'm gonna call my half-Asian lawyer.
	And again, this is what?
	Because, for the same reason... Okay, so things that I want you guys to pull up.
	The Snopes fact-checking us on the cologne rape, if we don't have that.
	And that video.
	of the white SUV at the Trump rally.
	I need everyone kind of... because I can't bring these things up.
	Bring those things and have those at the ready, because I am going to call Bill right now.
	We need to be so right about these things.
	We can't be wrong even a little bit.
	Not even a little bit.
	Now, do we have that video about the Sharpie bullshit?
	We do.
	Do we have people sending me direct messages?
	We do.
	Do we have some of you folks in chats?
	We do.
	But we cannot put that information out there because our last name isn't Tapper.
	We actually have to be correct, otherwise we might risk our stream being taken down again, which happened, of course, yesterday.
	So let me call, uh, let, uh, let my half-Asian lawyer, Bill, know that I am, well, you know what, you don't need to let him know.
	I always forget, he has like 19 numbers.
	Hold on a second, let me call my half-Asian lawyer.
	And the problem is when he answers, he always goes, me so sorry!
	Most phone numbers have 10.
	Alright, hold on a second, let me bring this up.
	Bill, Bill, Bill, where is Bill?
	Okay, boom, alright.
	Hold on a second.
	Let me call him and then I'll ask him if I can put him on speaker.
	Hey Half-Asian Lawyer Bill, you know I'm on air right now.
	Can I put you on speaker really quickly?
	Okay, so people will know that I am on air with you, because here's the thing.
	We have a bunch of people, Half-Asian Bill, who are eager to watch this video that you sent, and I know you're on your way here, and apparently you might have some witnesses.
	Can I show the video and the pictures that you've sent us right now, and then you can verify more context or witnesses after, because I don't want to do anything incorrect or in the wrong sequence.
	Let us give some of the context as we show it so it doesn't get taken out of context.
	But what I can tell you from a high level, just to anticipate what we believe to be showing, and we're doing our best to verify that and whatnot, is that there were a numerous informal bringing of ballots into a main counting center in in very informal circumstances, coolers, suitcases, and the
	like.
	Some attorneys who have been monitoring there were able to gather evidence of that.
	So we're looking to hopefully in the next five or ten, maybe fifteen minutes to be able
	to get those, get the witnesses on to talk about that and to be able to show folks, but
	doing our due diligence.
	So can I show the video of the coolers and suitcases and then we can have them on or
	am I going to get in trouble if I just show the video?
	Yeah, I mean, you're not going to get in trouble, but I'd rather not.
	Well, we told everyone I went and I took a pee break and now I'm back
	Okay, all right.
	So 15 or 20 minutes and that means your little tush is gonna be in here?
	All right.
	We'll see you very soon.
	Thank you very much, Bill.
	Drive safely.
	Keep your eyes on the road.
	I know you have bad peripheral vision.
	Actually, I gotta say, Half Vision Bill's an unbelievable driver.
	When he parallel parked that and he threw the keys like a boss.
	That was pretty incredible.
	And he's an unbelievable shot.
	He didn't have a tough act to follow.
	So again, this actually is good.
	Keep tweeting this out, let people know, because now we might actually have witnesses, and it seems like the plot thickens.
	And I gotta tell you, too, Tokunawa knows this, and so does Audie.
	I get frustrated with Half-Asian Bill because he argues with me all the time, where he's like, don't, don't, don't talk about any of this until it's 100% verified, or he says, Steven, you'll lose.
	Says that a lot.
	You're a loser.
	I'm like, well, you don't need to say that.
	I say, I hate you.
	He says, I hate you right back, little shit.
	I'm like, well, you're the smaller one of the two of us.
	So really, it's not fair.
	It's a PowerPoint.
	This is a transcript, by the way.
	Yes, this is a transcript.
	So Bill, if half-Asian Bill feels confident in presenting this on air, understand that with him, he knows that his reputation is on the line.
	And this goes beyond some Facebook little fact checker.
	This is something that could be pretty serious.
	And just hearing about this, why would you ever put ballots in a suitcase?
	Why would you ever put ballots Yeah.
	What scenario?
	It's like, I'm sorry, has no one seen a heist movie?
	You switch out the suitcases and then all of a sudden you have a hundred thousand that go for your guy?
	Right.
	That would be like in Jurassic Park if Dennis Nedry put the dino DNA in one of those little silicone coin purses.
	I'm having trouble following that.
	The reference is getting further and further away.
	Kids, kids, don't do drugs.
	It is worth noting that it seemed they were saying that the ballots were being brought in.
	I had said maybe been taken out, but they were being brought into this convention center.
	Okay.
	And one thing too, I'm seeing from Too Cute Maddie, oh, let's show this right now.
	Apparently that, we don't know if this is credible, but there was someone filming themselves burning Trump's stolen ballots.
	That seems kind of bad.
	Sounds like a winner.
	Is there any way, can we bring that up?
	Let's bring up that clip.
	Let's see what this is really quickly.
	And this is not something that we can verify.
	What we have later on is half Asian Bill and potentially some witnesses and some higher up lawyers.
	This is something that is being sent to us right now on Twitter as a video.
	I have no idea if it's true or not, but several people are circulating this.
	Do we have the clip?
	Let's roll it.
	Yeah.
	All Trump.
	You gotta do what you gotta do.
	crimes. I've got a round.
	I don't know if this is real.
	I don't know.
	We didn't necessarily run that because we have something more authentic, but we have something that's actually authentic afterwards.
	But that wouldn't surprise me that that's been going on.
	There's 80 here, 100 there, maybe a couple thousand there.
	Add a zero in Wisconsin, all of a sudden you've got an electoral landslide.
	Hate makes you do a lot of strange things.
	Hate does make you do a lot of strange things.
	It's a sickness of the brain.
	Um, let's bring up, though, I think we have that Cologne, Germany, where we were fact-checked at Snopes, right?
	From Snopes?
	Yep.
	Let's bring this up, uh, right now, if you can bring that up as an overlay there, uh, uh, Gibbon.
	So this is something, we wrote an article where I said, Germany didn't create cartoon leaflets explaining sexual assault following controversy.
	This, what you're seeing, this picture, by the way, that was the actual Do Not Rate pamphlet that we posted about.
	Don't touch the booty.
	And what, what?
	Germany created and distributed leaflets to curb sexual assault due to an incident in Cologne on New Year's Eve.
	What's true?
	They claim this is mostly false.
	But what is true is leaflets were created and distributed in the city of Munich in 2013 to reinforce cultural standards in mixed bathing areas such as pools after a number of complaints were registered by German swimmers.
	What's false?
	The country of Germany did not create the leaflets.
	The leaflets were not distributed.
	And that's not true.
	They said the leaflets were not distributed in response to an incident in Cologne, Germany in 2015-2016.
	They weren't created after a wave.
	No, they were.
	They were not created entirely or primarily related to the sexual mis- They were distributed in Cologne.
	They were distributed in Cologne, Germany because of rape.
	They weren't created at that time in Cologne, Germany.
	It's not true.
	But they ought to reinforce cultural standards.
	As in, in Germany we try not to rape each other.
	It's a cultural thing.
	Listen, they are very happy to have you with us.
	Very nice.
	I appreciate the gifts that you bring.
	You don't have to bring a housewarming gift.
	Put your cock away.
	That's not how we greet each other here.
	You need to first greet people, say hello, and consent before you penetrate.
	That's a problem here in Germany.
	We can change our constitution just to make it not a problem, just like we did with free internet.
	So the choice is to you!
	Well, the basic assumption behind that is that the problem is that they're not educated enough.
	They just need a little bit more information, and then they'll stop raping.
	Right, yeah.
	That's all they need.
	It doesn't have anything to do with the fact that they want to have sex with people who don't want to have sex with them back.
	The pamphlet was created in 2013, not 1913.
	I mean, by the way, even if it was created in 1913, all of the evil Western male chauvinists would have been like, yeah, sure.
	You didn't need to put that on parchment.
	We get it.
	We need to put a ring on it, right?
	Otherwise it's rape.
	That's a crime.
	What are you talking about?
	Why are you wasting good parchment?
	Like, I don't know.
	I just thought that was something to do.
	Do we have that video, too, of the truck?
	The Trump truck?
	We do.
	Because this is something, too.
	The second I watched it, I thought, oh, no.
	First off, I thought, by the way, trucks surrounding the Biden bus, that's not really a good look.
	That's not going to play well.
	But if you look at this video, which was circulated, it's very clear the white SUV.
	I wish we could actually have a line, like the glow puck, where you could show a line of the lane.
	It's very clear at the beginning of this video that the white SUV is over in the line of the truck and only when it goes over
	the line so far does the truck bump it back into its own lane. Let's show
	this video here that was circulated by Jake Tapper.
	It may be this...
	It was circulated everywhere right?
	They just said, oh, Donald Trump supporters, they try and run the Biden bus off the road.
	No, there's a white SUV in this video, and you can see the lane demarcation, right?
	And this white SUV is way over, and then the truck finally goes, get out the way!
	And sends him back.
	Do we have it?
	We have it.
	Let's watch this video.
	You tell me if it looks like the truck just randomly rammed the white SUV.
	Full screen this one.
	Okay, so that's the white SUV you see right there.
	Look, the white SUV in front of the white truck.
	It's clearly already in that lane.
	It's already halfway in that lane and it's going further.
	Look, look, now it's going further into that lane.
	Now look when we go back.
	That truck, that SUV, look at where it is.
	Look at how far it is.
	It's still not back in its lane.
	Yeah.
	Play this again.
	Let's rewind it.
	Play it again.
	Look, it takes a while for that truck even pushing it to get it back into its own lane.
	Okay, so it's the white SUV in front of that truck in the middle lane.
	It's clearly riding in the middle lane.
	Now it has one tire in the right lane, one tire in the left lane.
	Camera pans away, camera pans back.
	Look, it is entirely, right now, it is entirely in the right lane.
	It only, it doesn't get pushed off the road, it gets pushed into its lane!
	Where's that truck supposed to go?
	That truck is gonna go off of the road.
	That truck's gonna go in a ditch!
	Yep.
	I didn't push you off the road!
	I pushed you into where you're supposed to be driving!
	And that was circulated as, oh, and also, if you had complete trust in the FBI, the FBI started investigating that incident.
	This is something, too, that people don't understand, having worked with the FBI.
	You've been watching too many spy movies.
	When they say we're investigating, what they mean is they're watching the Twitter video, and they're going, hey, Carl, did you see the Twitter video?
	What do you think?
	I don't know.
	All right, let's get the superintendent here.
	Hey, did you watch the Twitter?
	They don't have access to anything that you don't have!
	Then they run the plate and they ask, did you run someone off the road?
	He says no.
	Let me call him.
	Did you run someone off the road?
	He says no.
	People like to think that the FBI has this ability to get all this information when the fact is they get scooped all the time by people like me!
	We had people in law enforcement asking when we cracked the Antifa gang in Utah who were planning on stabbing attendees of the Ben Shapiro event.
	They handed us A taser, and they handed us an ice pick, and they were talking about going to get their sawed-off shotguns and K-bars.
	We were in their little encrypted messaging app, and the cop said, how'd you do it?
	And I said, how did you not?
	Could we get that information, actually, and give it to her?
	So when the FBI comes out and says, don't worry, we'll handle it, worry.
	That's the federal government in charge of it, yeah.
	Right.
	Don't worry about it.
	All right.
	Reg, are you still awake and with us?
	Do you need some more caffeine?
	No, no, no, I'm good.
	Is there any update here going on that I should know about before we get to the voter fraud?
	Because we still have 15-20 minutes to fill before that.
	No, I was trying to get some results.
	Hold on, you're mansplaining.
	Hold on now, Courtney.
	She said you have nothing to offer.
	Yeah.
	Giuliani tweeted that he's on his way to Philadelphia.
	Why is he on his way to Philadelphia?
	With an army of lawyers.
	With an army of lawyers.
	Pennsylvania.
	Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania.
	Well, just put your mic back in the back pocket this time.
	Tuck in your shirt ahead of time.
	En route to Philadelphia with a legal team.
	Massive cheating.
	Said Donald Trump up by 550,000 with 75% counted.
	Will not let Philly Democratic hacks steal it.
	I get that he's talking.
	I don't really know what he's going to do.
	Yeah.
	Like if there's already some kind of a ballot harvesting scheme, he's going to walk in like, all right, guys, listen, I really, really don't want you to commit method fraud.
	Okay.
	I cannot clarify my position enough.
	I've got a team of lawyers.
	I have a team of lawyers.
	And we are going to be watching your every move.
	Good!
	Do you plan on committing voter fraud?
	No!
	Are you telling me the truth right now?
	What is he going to do?
	I hope there's nothing illegal going on here.
	We've got a gang of lawyers.
	We're going to come in here and we're going to rough you up.
	I'm going to bring them to Baseball Furies, and they're going to want to train.
	So I appreciate Giuliani going in and doing it.
	And of course, this is what happens, right?
	They've assaulted the character of the messenger with Giuliani.
	They want us to believe that Wolf Beans Blitzer and Jake Tapper have more integrity, or Van Jones, or people like Whitmer, and that Giuliani is just some kind of a crazy person who was Time's Man of the Year and a Republican in a Democrat city like New York.
	Do you have any idea how hard that is to do?
	Any idea?
	Okay, let's see what Wolf Beans Blitzer is saying right now really quickly.
	I was just wondering if anybody else has called Wisconsin.
	Yeah, they just... Well, CNN has, but has anybody else called Wisconsin?
	Yeah, Fox and AP.
	and AP. Okay.
	In Nevada, with its 6 electoral votes, 86% of the estimated voters in.
	And Biden has a very narrow lead.
	Only 8,000 Nevada could go either way.
	Arizona, God knows how many of those things were ruined with Sharpies.
	And by the way, there's nothing wrong with losing trust in institutions if they're lying to you.
	Trust us while we lie to you.
	It's not paranoia if they're after you.
	No, at the American Institute, right, we have the Constitution, we have three branches of government, okay?
	We have these ideas of, which is very unique to the United States, that all human beings are created equal, we have certain inalienable rights, which means they are granted to us by God, which is also why it's a little bit hard for people on the left to understand because they don't believe that there's a God.
	They're tantric yogists, so, you know, it's a whole thing.
	But the institution is not Sharpie.
	In other words, if you say, ah, but hold on, you passed out Sharpies and the Sharpies don't work, so I think, that's not saying that you don't trust the Electoral.
	You know what is actually trying to destroy American institutions?
	It's saying, destroy the Electoral College.
	You know what it is saying?
	You know what, we're just going to have people vote two weeks after the election.
	Not saying, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you added a zero there.
	Hey, you shouldn't be transporting ballots in a Coleman.
	That is not telling people that you shouldn't trust the American institutions.
	This is something that people need to understand.
	Almost all of the issues that we have are with the methods.
	This is the same problem we had with the polls.
	It's that we're saying the methodology is incorrect.
	The same problem we have with this election is, hold on a second, it's actually the fact that you guys are using Sharpies.
	It's actually the fact that for some reason you're transporting them in wine coolers.
	This is the issue that we have not with the actual electoral process.
	If these were all counted accurately, if these votes came in person, and they were counted as any other election, and people were using the right thing, just like, you know, a Scantron sheet and number two pencil.
	By the way, that was an old trick that I used to do.
	If I didn't study for the exam, I specifically used a non-number two pencil.
	And they would say, ah, the sheet was all screwed up.
	I was like, really?
	I guess I'll have to retake that test.
	Oh, that's a handy tip for someone.
	They caught on to me after the third time.
	They just said, they said, Hey, Steven, if you don't, if you use anything other than a number two pencil, we're just going to count it as a fail.
	And I said, okay, you know what?
	That's fair.
	So I thought what's interesting to me is this is very different.
	You know, you could say, well, why are you guys saying that?
	Are you saying that there was collusion to steal the election?
	Didn't you make fun of Democrats for saying that?
	No.
	This is a very different thing from saying that Russia bought some Facebook ads and somehow that swung the whole
	election.
	We've got multiple suspicious videos of poll watchers being forced out.
	We've got tallies that were favoring Trump that suddenly just spiked for Biden after they stopped counting for a
	while and then started back.
	You've got videos like the one that Bill is on his way here to show.
	So I think with that, you know, these are tangible things, right?
	The vote has not been counted.
	States were called early.
	You have things like Nevada and Arizona where it looks like the media was very hasty to kind of declare these for Biden.
	They could eventually go Biden, but it's not unreasonable for us to at this point.
	And that's the funny thing is that the media Well, the right's argument with collusion was never that it's impossible to rig an election.
	It was that he didn't rig an election.
	And so I think that's a good thing to keep in mind.
	Planning a victory speech today once he wakes up from his slumber.
	Right.
	Well, the right's argument with collusion was never that it's impossible to rig an election.
	It was that he didn't rig an election.
	Right.
	And Russia didn't use Facebook ads and totally hack our democracy.
	Or that the effect was minimal in comparison.
	Like in other words, if Russia spent $10,000 on I think 3,000 Facebook ads, the effect
	is minimal compared to Facebook banning tens of millions of people from reading accurate
	information on pages like ours.
	That obviously, how much would you pay?
	How much would you be willing to pay just to guarantee that your Facebook page reached all the people who actually liked your page and want to read what's on there?
	How much would you pay?
	Guarantee you any business out there if they said, hey, you have 5 million fans on Facebook, you have 2 million fans, but we're going to guarantee that you actually reach them, people would pay millions of dollars for that.
	Yeah.
	People pay millions of dollars, not $10,000, and that has been happening.
	Happened with Mark Levin.
	The guy's a constitutional lawyer, for crying out loud.
	I get that he's a tenor.
	That doesn't mean that you ban his Facebook page.
	Not ban, but throttle.
	The exact same thing happened with Mark Levin.
	So it's easy for people to say, well, if you look at Steven Crowder, he said some naughty words, and he's a little bit of a shit disturber.
	Well, you know what?
	Guilty as charged.
	I don't like me a lot of the time.
	But the same thing applies to Mark Levin.
	Who barely raises his voice.
	Well, his normal voice is raised, so it's hard to tell when he raises it from there.
	It's a new floor, yeah, with Mark.
	Gotcha.
	That's his happy voice.
	When I talk with Mark, which is rare every now and then, I say, Hey Mark, how you doing?
	Ah, I'm doing great!
	about my adopted dog, you dummy, I can't stand you."
	That's his happy voice.
	When I talk with Mark, which is rare every now and then, I say, hey Mark, how you doing?
	Ah, I'm doing great, how you doing, Crowder?
	I think better than you.
	That's how he talks.
	That's just his voice.
	I love Levin.
	So this happened with Levin.
	It's happened with us.
	It's happened with Blaze.
	It's happened with Daily Wire.
	It's happened with so many pages out there.
	And here's what they also do, too.
	This is a little trick that they pull.
	One other thing before I talk about that, why did ABC pull Arizona when you still see a wide gap there?
	Right, with 95% of the vote on CNN.
	It's almost like they know something.
	It's almost like there's a portion of that county that they know is going to swing red.
	Which, of course, they will let you know in Michigan, we have 100,000 votes coming in in Wayne County, they're coming in in Frigidaires, and we're pretty confident that it's going to swing Biden.
	But for some reason, if ABC polled Arizona, and it's a, what was Arizona here, a four-point spread?
	And 95% of the vote?
	That means they're expecting something pretty bad.
	Again, it's, is the standard applied equally?
	And it is not.
	And it's the same thing with Facebook.
	It's just like the polls where they would say, Donald Trump needs to win this year.
	Keep in mind that he only won Michigan by 0.7% last election, and he's down by six.
	Well, hold on a second.
	He was down by six in the polls.
	You can't compare performance to the current polls.
	Usually sucks.
	the previous polls to the current polls because the polls were off by about seven percent in state.
	So what they do with Facebook is they say it's not just conservatives who have been affected
	actually liberal pages have seen their traffic down as well by 40 percent. Well hold on a second
	have they seen it down by 40 percent because their content sucks? Usually sucks. Or because
	all of their pages have been labeled misinformation or throttled?
	Yeah and this is that's why the That's what matters.
	They use a macro number without including the reason.
	The why matters.
	And this is about the point where a snarky conservative would say, just start your own platform.
	Right.
	And that's like saying, just invent another method of communication besides the phone.
	Right.
	Or it's like saying, well just go out there and set up your own polls and your own 5G and I hear SoftBank is looking for someone to back.
	I don't trust the Japanese!
	Yeah, you can't do that.
	Everyone is on Facebook.
	Hundreds of millions of people are on Facebook.
	You can't just say, well, if you don't like the rules, go make your own platform.
	No one here is a fan of the international finance genre of humor.
	That was great.
	Soft bank.
	Japanese.
	Had all the elements.
	Somebody out there is laughing right now.
	Inside financial baseball.
	Slight ethnocentrism.
	I liked it.
	But the point is, yeah, you can't just go out and start your own cell phone company.
	Or reinvent the device.
	Oh, half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond is here!
	Do you need a minute to settle in, or are you good to go?
	Are you ready?
	Bill's always ready.
	I don't know.
	Sometimes you're champing at the bit.
	That was one thing I was corrected on a long time ago.
	I said chomping at the bit.
	It's champing at the bit.
	Yeah, I get it right.
	I had always said chomping at the bit, and I was also corrected, and I want to say I still like chomping at the bit better.
	I think they both make sense.
	You knew it was champing, Courtney, because you do the horse thing.
	But both of them could technically work, it's just the expression.
	I used chomping until I heard champing was correct.
	They are chomping at it.
	Yeah, they're chomping at it.
	Chomping is used under no other circumstance, if not to make people feel small.
	I've never heard that.
	This is what I've heard.
	I've talked about this chomp-chomp thing for a long time with people.
	Almost universally, talking to people, they're like, oh, isn't chomping at the bit, it's like a chomp-chomp from Mario.
	They get a little guy on a chain, a little black chomping thing.
	That's what people think of when they hear chomping at the bit.
	Completely irrelevant.
	Do you want to talk Michigan?
	This is why we brought you in, Bill.
	This is why I go across town.
	Yes, I do want to talk Michigan.
	Okay, so we have the videos and we have the pictures, but you want to set the context.
	People heard you and everyone out there, let's make sure everyone, the hashtag is CrowderElectionStream.
	Right now we have some exclusive, this is exclusive, I don't think anybody else has this right now, correct?
	Nobody has it.
	Nobody has this right now because they've just been talking about Michigan and we've been talking about Michigan all day because Absolutely.
	Wayne County they're expecting 100,000 votes in Wayne County which they are
	saying is going to be heavily Biden so we can pretty much put Michigan on the
	side of the ledger for Biden and this would actually relate directly to that
	what happened give us some context what's been going on absolutely so I got
	a call for some fellow Texas lawyers who are actually in Michigan okay and there
	is a group of them and and women but it was three women specifically who were
	involved who connected Women?
	Yeah, exactly.
	Just here in the last hour.
	And they sent up... Yes, they are women.
	They do.
	They have eyebrows.
	They both raise.
	And so they reached out to say that they had some serious, some very serious concerns about what was happening last night.
	Now I know, even though I was asleep and you guys were awake, messaging about what exactly is going on with the count in the various states, but there's really no clarity, no ability to really see what's happening.
	Right.
	And what these ladies were able to do, one of the ladies is actually going to be Skyping in, so if you see that, make sure to bring her on.
	But they took some photos and videos from Kobo Hall, I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right now, called TCF Center, the main convention center.
	in downtown Detroit where there's a lot of ballot counting, voting, and that type of thing happening.
	In most of these places, they have security. They have security to make sure that ballots
	aren't being brought in after a certain time they're checking. The front check here was
	only COVID and masks, and people were bringing in what should have been only four to six hour shifts
	bringing in huge coolers, huge bags, suitcases, other types of things with no checks whatsoever,
	while coincidentally at the very same time we're seeing spikes in the voting count and
	all kinds of numbers going in one certain direction.
	So I will emphasize it's not like any of these ladies ran over there in I don't mean to pry open one of the igloos or looked in one of the coolers or looked in one of the suitcases, but rather the lack of institutional security surrounding one of the most controversial districts and counties and voting locations is apparently null.
	And these ladies have actually tried to raise those issues there with election officials since this morning and have not been able to get any answers.
	They are being completely ignored.
	And it raises a lot of questions about what is happening for the institutional security at these key voting spots.
	At absolute worst, it is negligence, I guess, really.
	Well, it's severe.
	It's huge.
	It's certainly, at the very least, negligence.
	And what we're looking at here is an undermining of the trust it would have in that particular system.
	And we've heard from folks on the left who are saying, oh, you know, how are we going to trust the system?
	How are we going to know what's happening?
	But even at the most basic, security at main voting locations and vote counting, you're letting people come in and do things that really cast a question and a doubt about what's happening.
	Legally, is that even allowed?
	Isn't there supposed to be a process to make sure that there are checks and security issues?
	Security safeguards?
	Absolutely.
	Every single one of these locations is supposed to have kind of reasonable safeguards.
	And it depends on the location, the type of place.
	But if election workers are allowed or people who are simply allowed into the space are not being checked, their IDs are not being checked, they're not vetted, the things that they have are not being vetted, then we're really raising a question in these particular jurisdictions, particularly when you see at somehow 4, 435,
	536 AM in the morning a huge number of votes for one side
	all of a sudden making it on the ledger.
	We had to stop because they said we're going to stop counting and they said we're going to start again tomorrow
	at 10 I think is what they said and then all of a sudden...
	One hour later, there's a huge spike specifically in this area.
	So you guys let me know when we have that person on Skype, but let's go to the,
	are we going to start with the videos or the pictures first?
	I got videos here.
	Okay.
	So let's go to the videos.
	This is in, uh, in Detroit.
	Uh, these are the ballots, but all these ballots for Santa Claus.
	Oh yeah.
	I know that spot.
	So these are pretty raw.
	Yeah, these are pretty raw.
	So how long are these videos that you have?
	This one's three minutes.
	Three minutes?
	Okay.
	Okay, right here.
	Right here.
	Okay, alright.
	So let's look at this.
	So, okay.
	So right here, for people who are watching, again, we're just getting this.
	These are people bringing them in in coolers.
	There's no one around.
	Those are folks.
	That does not look like a bustling ballot counting operation.
	That looks like the kind of place where Hunter Biden would find his next fix.
	And one of the things is there's certainly a lot to be happening.
	Wayne County has a lot of votes, but it's the dead of night.
	The polls have been closed for hours and hours.
	Where are these people coming from?
	And they were supposed to stop counting.
	That's what they said on air.
	Right.
	And what are they doing at this particular moment that they need these type of containers at this particular time?
	Wow.
	OK.
	Let's keep fast forward.
	What was that voice that I just heard?
	There's a white van.
	Oh, it's someone narrating.
	It's narrating.
	It's a little cart thing.
	See?
	Wow.
	He's getting something out of there.
	There's just one guy!
	And he's not even wearing a tie!
	So the person who's going to be logging in, her name is Kelly S., and she's a licensed attorney here in Texas, again, up in the Detroit area, monitoring with some other groups that are part of the Attorneys for Trump organization.
	They're just there monitoring, making sure that things get done correctly.
	It's a wagon.
	And you're going to see wagons and other... That's a wheeled wagon!
	...strange implements.
	So this is either a horror movie or something worse.
	Wow.
	I mean, you wouldn't be able to trust that just because some ballots could fly off the back.
	That's a guy in a Wrestlemania t-shirt with a KB Toys wagon!
	I was joking about the radio flyer.
	No, but yeah, you're right.
	That's a great one.
	That's a great one.
	He got the nice print.
	And the Han brand.
	Yeah, that's name brand.
	Good for him.
	Wow!
	He spent the extra 20 bucks.
	So think of the different points here where there's no security.
	There's no security.
	First off, we have no idea how these things got into the van.
	There's no one there right now escorting him from the van.
	There's no one meeting him as he brings it into there.
	You would think that there should be a human conveyor belt of people.
	It should look like American Gangster when they're all cutting the cocaine naked so that you're sure they don't have anything in their pockets.
	And this guy's just walking.
	There isn't any kind of official there for hundreds of yards.
	Goodness.
	He's just bringing in a wagon right there.
	We actually have her on air.
	The person who... The person who recorded it.
	And we have more videos.
	And her name is... Kelly Sorrell.
	Kelly Sorrell.
	Kelly Sorrell.
	Can you see me?
	Can you hear me?
	Thank you so much for being with us.
	Hey, and look at this.
	Even after a long night, you look better than the people over there on CNN, and you actually have lighting and sound that functions.
	Kelly, I don't want to get this wrong here.
	My half-Asian lawyer, Bill, is here.
	That was you videotaping this, and I don't want to be redundant, but I don't think this can be stressed enough.
	This was happening in one of the major areas of Michigan, right in Detroit.
	We just watched one video where a guy was bringing it in in a red wagon, these ballots.
	Explain to me what you saw and why you brought it to Half-Asian Bill's attention and officials.
	Why is this so concerning?
	Well, I actually went up there when all the polls were closed and I went up there after we had all gotten back to the hotel.
	I was kind of watching the news and decided I was going to go check on It's called Kobo.
	And so I thought I'd go downtown and check out how the absentee ballots were being counted and see if they were still counting because I had actually heard on the news that they weren't going to be counting anymore.
	That's exactly it.
	So we were doing the election stream all night.
	And keep in mind that into that point, when we were about to go to bed, they said we're going to reconvene.
	I think they said at 9 a.m.
	or they said at 10 a.m.
	And then all of a sudden, an hour later, there was a huge jump.
	In Michigan for Biden.
	So yes, we were there last night.
	People can corroborate it.
	8 million people watched.
	They said no more counting.
	And that's when you started filming this video, right?
	Well, yeah.
	And so as soon as I heard that, I was like, you know what, I think I'm gonna go down there and just check and make sure that they actually are cutting it off.
	Because I would hate people to leave or not be down there checking on things.
	And they be doing something shady.
	So I went down.
	And I actually got in and they screened me for COVID.
	They took my temperature, made sure I had my mask.
	I kind of roamed around and I was like, I'm going to go grab some coffee and then come back and park for the night because they were active.
	So I left and as I was walking out the door, I see this white van pull up.
	And as I stopped for a second, turned on my phone, um, You saw the video where I kind of like walk around and I see he's pulling out like an old radio flyer wagon and is like connecting it and then I get in the car and I see him like drop the box and that was pretty much we had worked polling stations for the night and that's you know very similar to the box that we had seen and been watching and monitoring to make sure that got locked and removed from the polling stations put in vehicles and driven to the secure locations.
	Right.
	So it was just one of those where I was like, hmm, that's kind of weird.
	So I went to grab my coffee, came back, and just was sitting and observing.
	I tried to go in.
	I'm not a Michigan resident, so I'm not allowed to actually go and roam around on the floor.
	Right.
	But I could observe.
	It was a glass window.
	I could observe.
	There was no security at the door.
	Nobody was checking bags or credentials or, you know, who was coming in, even identification, anything.
	People were just able to go in.
	I'm assuming if they were actually counting ballots, they would get something somewhere.
	Right.
	But just for regular folks, and there were other attorneys in our group
	that actually got in later and just roamed the floor.
	Yeah, one sec.
	Mute their mics over there just for right now, because right now we can hear them typing.
	Okay, so that was the first video, and I understand that we have some other videos as well,
	if I'm not mistaken, correct there, quarter black hair?
	I do.
	Can you tell us what the next video will be?
	Quarter black hair, give us a description, and then we'll go to our-
	It looks like we're inside of the area.
	The inside of the building.
	Okay, so we're gonna watch this here.
	Stay with us.
	I just want to make sure that people can see this so we can sort of give people a visual aid.
	Let's show the inside of the building.
	Okay, so this is where they were going inside and that's where they're supposed to be counting those ballots, I assume.
	And so, I'm sorry, I forgot the name of your lovely guest here.
	Kelly.
	Kelly.
	Right here, can you turn down the volume on the clip a little bit?
	So Kelly, right here we see them coming in in suitcases.
	Is this the same place, the area where they are now, is that where you saw them bringing in the red wagon?
	Because in here it looks like there are quite a few people, that's a ballot counting operation.
	So I'm not, I can't really tell which video clip you're looking at, but so it's a, it's basically like a convention center building that we're in.
	So there's where we came in or where I came in was kind of up on the upper level and then you go down and there's entrances for everyone and they're dragging luggage, they're dragging bags, they're dragging igloos, like ice chests.
	They're there doing five to six hour shifts and Yeah, I mean, they were taking those items in with them into the clear glass windowed room that's to the back.
	And that's the area I couldn't cross into.
	So we can't we weren't able there we go.
	So yeah, so that that glass area to the back is where they would go through to go into count the ballots, right.
	And so this area is the lobby area and they would come in from outside And that's where they were counting, and this is at that time when we had been told they had stopped counting.
	And that's where they were counting and this is at that time when we had been told they were
	supposed they had stopped counting. They weren't supposed to be counting.
	Correct. And the concern was just the security concern. We don't really know what was going on
	with or what items they were bringing in or who was going in or any of those things.
	Yeah, so what is, I guess, what is your primary, how does this differ from the normal experience, you know, at, uh, where they would count ballots?
	You know, do people, right now what we're seeing is people bringing in, uh, by themselves with no security, red wagons and Coleman coolers, bringing them behind a glass area where no one has access.
	How does that differ from how, uh, ballot counting should look, or how it usually looks?
	Because keep in mind, for a lot of people, they've never seen any of this at work.
	Well, I would think you could kind of look at how we vote, right?
	I mean, we go into a polling location.
	It's very formal.
	There's a process we go through.
	They check your identification.
	They, you know, validate who you are, verify that you're a person that's eligible to vote, that you're in the right precinct, you're in the right area.
	So, you know, I would think that if we're going to go through all of those steps to make sure that our voting is Right.
	protected, you know, that we're doing it properly, you would think that our end
	result would have the same level of security.
	Right.
	And we don't see that here.
	And so the difference is basically they're just letting whoever in with whatever items.
	They're not verifying any of it.
	You see the two ladies standing there, but they're not stopping to say, hey, are you
	even supposed to be here?
	Right.
	And so what would be the risk there of those people walking in with no stop here?
	Here, hold on.
	We're going to have my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richman, here.
	Come here.
	What would be the risk of those people right now?
	They're walking with what appeared to be giant, you know, Santa sacks, or they're walking in with pillowcases full of something.
	We see people walking with coolers.
	What, I guess, is your concern?
	They could be walking in with what?
	With fake ballots?
	Fake ballots, absolutely.
	I mean, this is a battleground state.
	We came up here to Michigan to help Trump.
	Because this is a state that's under fire, you know?
	This is one that we needed to be monitoring for fraud, and it's kind of hard to monitor for fraud when nobody's checking.
	Yeah, there really is nobody checking there, and I don't know if someone would argue, well, they're checking once you're past the glass.
	I don't know if someone would argue that.
	No, they're not.
	They go in, they roam around, they sit down.
	I don't know what all goes on.
	And so one of the important things here is, and we can raise a good point, is look, maybe somebody's got some sandwiches, maybe someone's got some drinks, but at the very least we have a very clear appearance of a problem.
	And given how many concerns we've had, particularly in Democrat-controlled jurisdictions, about election security, you imagine that the most heightened election security concerns we've ever had, highlighted for weeks and weeks, on the day of the election in a Battleground state in one of the largest precincts in that battleground state, you have lack security at a time when the ballots are coming in.
	Now again, the ballots, it's not like all of a sudden, you know, a million Biden votes got, you know, happened right after these igloos went in.
	But rather, the very clear that at the least, we've got a lack of security that raises questions about the election itself, and particularly in this jurisdiction.
	And at the worst, we have people who are without the ability to vet who's in there.
	Well this is also, listen, as someone who has spent quite a bit of time in Detroit, you have more security in a racquetball court.
	It's Detroit.
	You have someone there guarding something.
	There is nobody checking at all.
	And at what time were these videos taken approximately, Kelly?
	That was actually, ironically, the issue with Wisconsin came in at shift change.
	All of that, where you see most of that luggage coming in, is at their shift change at 4.30, 5 in the morning.
	Wow.
	Because you know what?
	We had to end the stream, was it right about 4 o'clock?
	Right about 4 o'clock in the morning is when we ended.
	We wanted to stay here throughout the entire night.
	And then they said, we are going to reconvene later today and count.
	And then I took a nap, an hour nap, in a hammock.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	And I woke up and Michigan had entirely changed.
	It happened right at that time.
	It happened right in front of my eyes.
	And all I could think was, what the heck?
	You know, all I saw was all this stuff going in.
	Now, what would you say to people who just say, well, that's also because all these votes are just Wayne County and that's heavily...
	Liberal, would we would we expect that kind of a turnaround?
	I mean there was a huge lead going into or a big lead at that point by many What was it six points Michigan eight points at that point before?
	About 4 30 a.m.. What would you say to people who would argue that?
	So this is actually just kind of an interesting thought, because we thought going into last night, we were doing great in Michigan.
	We had been working Michigan.
	All of us spent yesterday, all of the attorneys, we spent roaming around, checking precincts, looking at, we did Detroit, we did the suburbs, we did all the different areas to see how many people were, you know, at the polling locations.
	And I will tell you that suburbia?
	Loaded.
	You can tell.
	People were packed in there.
	They were busy all day.
	You go into inner city Detroit, nobody was in there.
	So we were like, shoot, we got this.
	Like, yeah, heck yeah, we did good.
	Right.
	And then you come into this and it's like, what the heck?
	All of these absentee ballots pop up and we're just, okay.
	Well, but couldn't it just be that people voted early and that's what they're finally bringing in?
	I mean, that's what people would argue, right?
	Well, these are just early ballots and they're counting them now and that's a liberal county.
	Well, okay.
	So another thing too is that, um, When I left this morning, right after I left, they announced that they basically were around 16,000 uncounted absentee ballots.
	That's what they were working on.
	And then by 10 a.m., it jumped to about 30,000 to 35,000.
	There was about a 10-minute gap between 30,000 and 35,000.
	And then the next thing we know, we're up to 120,000.
	Absentee ballots and they were only expecting 16. They were only expecting 16,000. Yeah, this first thing this morning
	That's what they were looking at. So I have a video that She might want to weigh in on
	This is from Matt Finn at Fox News, and this, I believe, is the same place.
	It's the scene at Detroit's absentee ballot counting center.
	It's growing more heated, and people are saying that there are allegations of violations, and they're covering up the windows so that people can't see what they're doing inside.
	Okay, so, Kelly, you're able to see what we're showing you right now, correct?
	I am.
	I actually lived it already this afternoon.
	I've actually been here at the hotel.
	I've not slept yet.
	And so we were working on some of this stuff.
	But some of the other attorneys with the group, they were kicked out.
	They weren't allowed in.
	And so they've been down here at the hotel and not able to go anywhere.
	Okay, well, let's show this video here that's going on at Fox News.
	So if you can confirm it, do we have that video here?
	Let's show it.
	So this is what they were doing.
	Why would they put up Is that commonplace?
	Can someone let me know?
	That's a video from the inside.
	That's from the inside, yeah.
	That's from inside.
	Again, this is not coming from Kelly.
	The other videos that we just showed, the wheel-wed wagons and the people going with no security, that was separate.
	Kelly, that's exclusive to us.
	This is what they're showing at Fox News.
	Is that common practice at any polling station, to cover it up with Bristol boards?
	Well, I mean, if you're trying to show that you're transparent and that these are legitimate elections, you should have that open ability to look in and at least observe to make sure that people are following protocols and there's some kind of, you know, process that's being, you know, compliant.
	I thought that was the purpose to doing it.
	I've never been to a polling station where it wasn't all glass.
	I mean, I've seen more of the inside of a McDonald's than I've seen of that polling place once they put those boards up.
	And you scalded your crotch with coffee.
	It was great.
	Well, so it's really funny, because I started as soon as I got back this morning, I tried to start kind of discussing with different people, the concerns I had, and the things I had witnessed overnight.
	And so I it got around in just this little group, you know, in this little area. So I'm pretty sure it
	was probably discussed over there and that's probably their response was
	Somebody's in there recording and so let's you know, lock them out. Yeah, and keep them up
	We have a lot of people watching right now. So, uh, let me ask you this. What?
	What do you think and I know you have to be careful legally.
	What do you think happened?
	What do you think was going on?
	If you have to guess what happened at those at that, was it Devil's Hour, 333?
	Is that where something happens all the time?
	I don't know, I saw it in a horror movie, but 430.
	What do you think happened?
	We saw people bringing in wagons and coolers, unchecked, and then putting up boards to cover up the glass Do we just think they're saying, hey, we want to keep this secure, we don't want anyone to get shot through the glass?
	Is it just there were so many votes they were overburdened?
	What do you think happened there in Detroit?
	Well, I generally don't think you try to hide something if you're being transparent and honest.
	Right.
	That's generally, you know, that's kind of how we see things, right?
	Yeah.
	If you're up front and giving, I don't know, doing the right thing, then you're happy to have people observe and see that you're doing what you're supposed to do by the people in your community, right?
	Right.
	So, I mean, the only thing that would lead me to believe is that they are doing something, they are That is inherently dishonest and it would seem to coincide with something that was almost nonsensical as far as the number jump.
	What kind of a challenge, I guess, can there be to this practice?
	As your lawyer and my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here, what do we do?
	How do we fight this?
	I'm not jumping in on that because I am not a Michigan attorney and I'm just gonna sit back and see where The administration wants to go, or where the RNC wants to go, or where the GOP here in Michigan wants to go.
	Yeah.
	And what I would say is, obviously there's probably a million different ways.
	We saw from the Supreme Court rulings leading up to the election, there's a lot of different ways you can invalidate or otherwise allow voting to happen and create spoiled votes or invalid votes.
	Kelly's right, there's going to be a lot of decisions to be made by the party directly
	affected so the RNC or the GOP in Michigan and nationally.
	But what it does is raises a lot of questions.
	What we'll really have to know is what is happening inside of that room, right?
	What is happening, what problems have been created from the lack of security?
	And again, at the very least, let's say Biden wins, it raises questions.
	Let's say Trump wins, it raises questions.
	All it does is delay, delay, delay.
	And again, in one of the most central precincts in a battleground state for this to be happening.
	And then for this afternoon, you're really doubling down on the problems by saying we
	may have had a problem, but we're going to definitely cover up any resolution of the
	problem because then you'll believe it's getting done.
	It raises a lot of questions.
	Well, I mean, for some context, with Florida, they just thought it was too close for comfort, so they wanted recounts.
	It's not the same thing as, well, and there were the butterfly ballots, I think.
	Was that what they were?
	The butterfly ballots?
	Is that what they called them?
	In this case, there are a lot of boxes being checked.
	There is a confusing process, and then there is no security, and then for some reason they are proactively deciding to cover up the remainder of that process.
	And all of this happened, all of the video that you just saw, happened around the time when we went to bed and we were told that we're not going to be doing any more accounting.
	That looked, when you look in that room, that looked like Elves Before Christmas.
	There were a lot of people up in there.
	And Kelly, keep us in the loop.
	Let's definitely see where things are going.
	Michigan is still an important state.
	There's a number of percentage that's out.
	It's a very close battleground.
	We're curious to know what else happens.
	But thank you to you and the other attorneys who are up there working on this and keeping an eye out for what can only be described as niggins.
	What can only be described as niggins.
	And have you been aware, Kelly, have you heard about what's been going on in Arizona with the Sharpies?
	No.
	Did you know?
	You've been focused on Michigan.
	This just happened.
	We just had a video.
	We had people who apparently, did you know about this?
	No.
	Pollsters were handing out Sharpies and saying, this is how you fill in the ballot with a Sharpie.
	And there's very clear instruction.
	It's written when people are talking about filling out a ballot, do not
	use a Sharpie because it will likely be impossible to read.
	And we have people who've been sending us direct messages saying that they actually were given a Sharpie
	to fill in their ballot.
	And there were people on video saying that there were Sharpies being used to fill in a ballot.
	So that is anecdotal.
	But there are now many, many hundreds of anecdotes in Arizona, specifically Maricopa County,
	where people were being given Sharpies by volunteers or officials who were involved with the actual polling
	That happened in Arizona, to the best of our knowledge.
	Now, how much of a sway is that?
	I don't know, but again, it seems like it could be pretty significant.
	Something else that's bizarre to me, I don't know if you saw with Kenosha, Kenosha obviously was going Donald Trump was at 60-40, and then in a span of two hours became an even split.
	I don't know that I've ever seen that in a suburban Midwestern district.
	It's not a different county.
	The same county and a switch of 15 to 20 points.
	Again!
	In that little hour where they weren't supposed to be counting anymore.
	Right.
	With, I think, 5% more of the vote coming in.
	Right.
	All of a sudden, it flipped.
	And everybody went to bed!
	I just was actually being annoying.
	I was like, you know what?
	You know, funny, it was like Watergate popped through my brain, right?
	Like, flashlights!
	I gotta go see if there's flashlights, you know?
	Right.
	I'm right down there, you know?
	So, I don't know.
	Yeah.
	So, well, yeah, if you can look into the rest of these when you get some time.
	But get some sleep.
	You don't look like you only got a couple hours sleep.
	I mean, you look a little bit tired, but you still look lovely.
	Kelly, thank you for taking the time, and we appreciate it.
	We'll try and have you keep us posted, because you're there on the ground.
	All right, thank you.
	Thank you very much.
	All right, Half-Asian Bill, looks like you're looking at something on your phone.
	I saw you muttering things with Courtney there.
	Yeah, we were casting spells.
	That's it.
	Were you casting spells?
	Oh my God!
	That's the interesting part, is there's so many different things to be paying attention to right now in the different states.
	It's important to stay vigilant, but realizing that even folks on the ground are there and then trying to get the message out.
	So fortunately, they knew that, you know, with how big the stream was last night and where things were, that this was a place that would be able to Look into it, and we still got some of our team and folks outside doing some more digging to see what else is out there, particularly in Michigan.
	Yeah, I'm also interested to see, I don't know if we have any new information on Arizona, because ABC officially retracted Arizona being called.
	Did they just recall it?
	I guess Arizona, I guess ABC never actually called Arizona.
	Really?
	Yeah, I'm hearing that too.
	If you look right here on CNN, CNN is talking about the tense situation at the location we were just talking about.
	Oh, wow, now they're talking about it.
	They don't show the whole thing covered up, though.
	Yeah, they make it look like there are a couple of signs for a Pantera concert coming into town.
	Like, ah, you just can't see this side of this poster.
	No, they covered up everything.
	It's tense, though.
	That's the takeaway.
	Oh, they let this guy in, though.
	Oh, he's in there.
	the vast majority of votes here by this afternoon. They also believe, because this is Detroit,
	that most of those votes will go for Joe Biden. The pressure on the people who have been counting
	votes is intense. The sense of the difference between yesterday and today at this little
	corner of Detroit is equally intense. Clearly, both sides now fighting very hard, looking at
	how this process will play out.
	Nope, nope, nope, nope.
	Both sides are not fighting over the integrity of the process.
	Only one is.
	There's only one side.
	Let's be really clear here.
	When people say, oh, about trust, restoring trust in our institutions, there's only one side fighting for transparency, and there's only one side right now fighting for integrity of institutions.
	The other side puts up Bristol boards and banners to make sure that you can't see what they're doing.
	It's important to note that there's no moral equivalency here.
	If someone is putting a bag on your head, it's not the same as the guy saying, ah, can you take that bag off my head?
	No, they're not both fighting for integrity.
	That's not what people are fighting for right now.
	You are not hearing any calls of voter fraud.
	From the left.
	You're not hearing anyone saying, hey, hey, hey, we need more integrity.
	Hey, we need more transparency.
	Hey, what happened with these counts?
	You're seeing it from one side.
	And that is important to know.
	It's tense here.
	Well, why didn't you show why it's tense?
	Why didn't you associate?
	And isn't it also kind of incredible?
	We had this before CNN and we have the person who had the footage.
	Why is CNN?
	You think they don't have the ability, infrastructure to get that story?
	Do they not want to show you that story because they're too busy calling Arizona with 3% of the vote?
	Well, they would have shown the story had the numbers been reversed.
	Of course they would.
	It would have been the immediate, and this is what I mean, it doesn't matter where the election goes or where the actual final vote count goes, the questioning of the solution, the questioning of the process itself, is something that they are raising, right?
	I mean, they are creating the problem by not having the type of security that's necessary.
	This is the thing, I will tell you, when I was originally talking with Kelly, you know, I don't know what this Kobo Hall looks like on the inside, I don't know what this particular room looks like, More like hobo haul.
	I mean, there were definitely some hobos around.
	It is Detroit.
	In my first mind, when I saw those pictures, I said, well, what is it?
	You guys have a sandwich?
	Say, have some Trump ballots.
	Delicious.
	Sneak them in the sandwich.
	Inside the igloo.
	Inside the American cheese.
	Wrapped up.
	But I said, what is on the other side of that glass?
	And she said, no, it's just like, that's where they're counting.
	Like, that is exactly where I go.
	So you're saying there's nothing there.
	She goes, oh, there's a COVID check.
	That's it.
	Right.
	But you want to bring in, I mean, you could bring a rocket launcher in there.
	I mean, you could do anything.
	And that's a big, big, big problem right now.
	And look, look what we saw there.
	I mean, CNN was in there and they're not covering anything about the lack of security.
	But I think you're right, Corny, if it goes the other way, we'll see.
	And they went right to commercial.
	They would have been doing wall-to-wall coverage of, we've got an exclusive on this.
	Wolf Blitzer never would have let it up.
	And instead they keep going through, what does Biden need to do to reach 270?
	Do you see what they did again before this was Donald Trump wanted to have poll watchers and they're saying, oh look, they're going to try and intimidate voters.
	They didn't have a problem with the Black Panthers hanging around with nightsticks back in the day.
	But this is why you need some kind of poll watchers.
	You can't even watch!
	Even if you're not a poll watcher, you can't even just sit out there with some popcorn to watch the American electoral process!
	You can't see anything!
	That's actually way worse than I thought it was going to be.
	I thought we'd see a couple of people.
	Were we about to say that?
	I was just going to say, Courtney made this point in a different way, but imagine if this were in Texas.
	Imagine if we were in Texas, somebody was blocking windows, and again, would be there going like, yeah, Trump is trying to steal this election. When I went in to give you a
	contrast, when I went in and I contrast I went in my voted in person I had to there
	were two doors right at the voting station and I had to walk through one
	door there's a right door and a left door they both open but for some reason I
	had to go on one set like like a like a movie a movie what do you call it movie
	drape what do you call it a movie court what is I'm very tired and having anything
	did you say I don't know. Like a velvet rope. The velvet rope. I'm going to
	need to get some food here pretty soon. My blood sugar is taking a no doubt.
	I ate it all. I went in. You would. And then they said okay give me your ID okay
	here you go please write your name here with a pen they gave me they made me
	take a pen write with it and then sanitize it put it in another little
	another little folder for the pens but then they could sanitize it again and
	then I went into a booth that had blinders on where was there probably
	about ten of these lined up where I did it digitally and then afterwards it was
	printed and I dropped it right in that box.
	Everyone could see what was going on, it was clear, it was a conveyor belt, no one had any confusion, and by the way, that's the exact same process when I voted in Michigan in 2016.
	So it's very, very different from someone walking with a bag going, here's your votes, fucking do whatever you want.
	Stephen, I just want to, because I wasn't watching the stream earlier and I haven't been following, and you guys have been working while I've been doing other things, and you mentioned the Sharpies in Arizona.
	Is that the only state we've heard about so far that anyone's reported on?
	As far as Sharpies?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Okay, well, then let's break some more news.
	I got two different text messages from people on the ground.
	One in Michigan, in Livonia, which I think is I know Livonia very well.
	Okay, here's something.
	In another in Macomb County, also in Michigan, two different people have said they personally
	voted, they were given Sharpies and told to vote in those jurisdictions.
	Okay, here's something.
	If anyone out there right now, so we have Arizona and Michigan, if anyone out there
	voted with a Sharpie or someone tried to hand you a Sharpie and you have a picture or a
	video, send it to me.
	What's the best way for them to send it to me?
	But here's the thing, there's almost no way there's going to be that because they don't let you have phones out.
	But that being said, let us know where it's happening because until we shed light on it, look, if you've got a video somehow, definitely send it.
	But even if you don't, we need to know where it's happening because this is the only way that we can conduct the kind of investigation that's appropriate Yeah.
	What's the best email for people to send on the website there, Courtney?
	Oh my god, I'm hesitant to give mine, but... No, no, well, not yours, but what's the best... No, we have the main one.
	Yeah, what's the main one?
	Mine.
	No, what's the main one where people can send in, let's say, whether it's life advice, what's the main, like, contact on the website?
	Oh, we could use life advice.
	Maybe, like, reply to a tweet or something?
	Yeah, or, so, send me a reply at scrowder.
	If you don't have a video... It is, that is, Twitter is the best thing to do right now.
	Yeah, Twitter right now, and then, uh, is it lifeadvice at ladderwithcrowder.com?
	I believe so.
	Is that it?
	Or is it ask at ladderworthcrowder.com?
	Can someone find this out and get it to me?
	Send me if you have... Well, we need to give people real specifics because... It's lifeadvice at ladderworthcrowder.com.
	Lifeadvice at ladderworthcrowder.com or tweet me at scrowder.
	I want to know where you voted, right?
	Tell us the actual polling station or if you have a picture because then we can follow up and track it.
	And if we can find even a handful of places that were using Sharpies, that is systemic.
	They know better than to give you Sharpies.
	They know that you should not be voting with Sharpies, and that makes it easy to manipulate votes.
	And at the very least, any ballots that have Sharpies should be discounted, and there should be a recount with those.
	So we heard about it in Arizona, now we're hearing about that in Michigan, and you just saw for yourself what happened in Michigan.
	Listen, I was a guy who always said there's a lot of ineptitude.
	With votes, right?
	2.5 million at least potentially compromised votes due to ineptitude, largely because of the United States Postal Service.
	This is actually something a little bit more malicious.
	Yeah.
	So we're still in the process of- Can you pause one second?
	But Donald Trump apparently was going to hold a press conference.
	They were saying, is he going on right now?
	They're just not showing it on CNN?
	Because am I hearing that he declared victory in Pennsylvania?
	So just to give a little context- Hold your thoughts, though.
	Don't forget your thoughts.
	His campaign manager said, we're declaring a victory in Pennsylvania on a press call.
	He said this is not based on gut or feel, this is based on math.
	And then his campaign advisor Jason Miller, also John Roberts, is reporting that he broke the math down.
	He said there are 605,000 outstanding day of ballots in Arizona.
	Trump only needs 57.73% of that remaining day of vote, and that's far less than he's been getting.
	So the math, he says the Trump campaign predicts they will declare a victory in Arizona by Friday.
	So that sounds like it has a little more nuance to it.
	Yeah.
	But Trump is holding a press conference in Pennsylvania at 3.30.
	At 3.30 Eastern or at 3.30 Central?
	Because that would be right now.
	Yeah, I think it's... Sometimes he goes late.
	CNN's saying Biden's about to speak.
	Well, is Trump about to speak?
	Can we go to maybe a network that actually cares about it?
	We're checking it.
	No, I'm not mad at you guys, I'm mad at CNN.
	I'm mad at all of you.
	So, they are telling me right now, okay, here you go.
	Holt's Summit, Missouri with Sharpies being handed out at my polling station.
	Too Cute Maddie is not here right now, but we can bring in Too Cute Maddie.
	She can call her mom if her mom was, she said her mom was handed a Sharpie.
	Really?
	Gosh.
	Yeah.
	And can someone bring up that little, I know we saw it earlier, the Sharpie thing in the video, but the actual sort of outline saying do not use a Sharpie.
	Can someone actually get that to me so we can show it to people on air?
	Yeah, because we've got some conflicting information, because there's a Maricopa County elections tweet from 23 hours ago saying that they can use Sharpies because they have new offset columns on the ballots, which will prevent bleed-through.
	Okay.
	So we want to be accurate, but that kind of contradicts what the video from the two voters in Arizona were saying, that it was not going through for them.
	Well, they were saying that in Arizona, but now we're talking about Missouri and we're talking about Michigan.
	Other places, yeah.
	Because right now, Sharpies handed out at Apache Junction, Arizona, Pinal County, Four Peaks Elementary, Livonia, Michigan, they gave them Sharpies, Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, they gave me a Sharpie, York, Pennsylvania, Ogemaw County, Michigan, Sharpies.
	A lot of people right now saying they had been given Sharpies, and so it does come down to, are all these places capable of processing Sharpies?
	What were you about to say there?
	Here's that visual of the ballot that says, do not use a Sharpie-type pen as it will bleed through.
	Do not use a Sharpie-type pen as it will bleed through.
	Yeah, and if people are emailing life advice, don't just email and say, yeah, I got a Sharpie, too.
	That's an Arizona ballot and it says you may call their office, a list of writing candidates,
	you may call their office at 520-724-6830.
	So there is a number there so we can probably trace that.
	Yeah I did already.
	That's an Arizona ballot.
	Yeah and if people are emailing life advice, don't just email and say yeah I got a sharpie
	too.
	Like we need where you are, the city, the county, the polling station.
	Please be as specific as possible.
	We're getting hundreds of emails.
	Here's one.
	Sharpies, Mesa, Arizona, 85202-2051, West Guadalupe.
	That's very specific.
	We should be able to find someone and maybe a phone number.
	I don't think we'll be able to call them because, you know, they're all out of work right now.
	They've left, provided that they're not boarding up the glass counter.
	Right, now one of the individuals who was messaging earlier, it was his brother, so him and his brother voted in Michigan.
	The brother was the one who told me that he actually had done it with a sharpie, that was the one in Livonia.
	The gentleman who I know actually is the owner of a great ammunition company right outside of Detroit, and that individual went to the polling station with a full headscarf covering the face, was not asked to remove it, no ID check, go ahead, go on in, do your vote, no problem.
	Okay.
	And so there's some other problems and variances.
	If you're out there doing the retweet or out there commenting, go ahead and make sure to mention that as well.
	So here's something I want, if we can get some research here.
	I know Donald Trump is going to be speaking in just a couple minutes.
	I know he's running a little bit late.
	If someone out there in the control, if you guys can look for Pennsylvania for Missouri and find the little instruction pamphlet for filling out ballots and if it mentions sharpies because
	we have another specific one
	elementary Lansdale Pennsylvania so we need to know if these
	if these instructions are saying do not use a sharpie if we can find those
	instructions for those states that shouldn't be too hard to find
	Pennsylvania Missouri if someone can look for it then that shows us that there's something going on that's a
	problem It may not be a huge deal, but when you combine all of this together, sharpie, sharpie, sharpie, sharpie, which could create some bleed through, and then you also have what's going on there in Wayne County, and that's what's really disturbing, what's happening there in Detroit.
	So now we're hearing some reports from folks that are now complaining about the Michigan GOP, saying that the Michigan GOP is Because they're having so many people watching at Cobo Hall that they're preventing Democrat lawyers from going in to actually look at what's going on, which seems absurd.
	You just push past people.
	Have you ever been to a concert?
	But the long and short of it is there's a lot happening there.
	There certainly were no GOP watchers right there at 4.30 in the morning.
	We saw for ourselves.
	Well we know that there weren't and that's what they're saying is like right now this this kind of quote-unquote 10 situation as CNN has called it has only increased and you know why it has increased is because of the fact that they're putting up that Bristol board preventing people to be able to see what's going inside.
	It's not like the eyeballs are changing the votes people.
	I mean what's happening inside of there is what's happening inside of there.
	You've let CNN on the inside.
	Why can't those people who are on the outside watch as well?
	It does raise a lot of questions.
	So they let CNN on the inside and they took down some Bristol boards by the time CNN went.
	Let's be really clear.
	The entire perimeter was covered up with boards and you contrast that with just a couple little squares.
	One looks like a prison and one looks like a decorative choice.
	Very different.
	I see you're going for election fraud contemporary.
	Whoa.
	Man.
	Of the Bauhaus.
	Hey, are you going to get some food or what?
	I'm going to need to eventually get some food, but I'm hoping that I'll go when Donald Trump's
	press conference starts because people want to hear him and not me so much.
	That's the best way to get him to start the press conference.
	Yeah, actually.
	So Donald Trump, President Trump.
	He's watching.
	He's like, when's Stephen going to leave?
	I want to annoy him.
	That's my Trump.
	But why are we saying that ABC didn't call Arizona and retract it?
	They just didn't call it?
	I guess they didn't call it and it was the first comment kind of zeal that people were saying that they did.
	But many places did call Arizona.
	I think Fox.
	Called Arizona.
	And CNN.
	Fox and AP both called Arizona.
	Okay, and right now you're saying, what was it, something orbital saying that Arizona is, are they still saying potentially leaning toward Trump?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	There must be something there in Arizona, that remaining 5%, that we don't know.
	And God only knows what would happen without the Sharpies.
	Also, you think of the demographic of people who are going to use Sharpies, probably a lot of confused old white people.
	Just give me the big pen.
	Right?
	Somebody who didn't bring their own pen?
	What are you saying?
	Well, I'm going to see that confused old white people and be like, I need to fill out my ballot!
	And they'll give you this.
	You're like, doesn't that seem a little thick?
	Nah, this will work fine.
	Okay!
	Why would you lie to me?
	And that's what happened.
	Whereas, you know, other, like, young people are like, I'm not going to use a Sharpie.
	Because they've used Scantrons before.
	I'm just saying old people are, they're those people who got confused in Florida because they didn't know how to punch a ballot and you're giving them a large, imprecise, permanent marking tool that bleeds through fucking paper.
	Pardon my language.
	Well, I remember when I was in school and they were so particular about the number two pencil as if there's just a bunch of people bringing in other sorts.
	I told you, that was me!
	I would deliberately fail the test by bringing in, I don't even know if it was a number four, but I'd be like, I didn't study, so I knew that it wasn't a number two.
	Did you just get a dark pencil?
	No, I would just get a different pencil, and what I would do is I would fill it in, like, kind of poorly.
	So I would fill in some really, really heavily, and then some really lightly.
	They'd be like, ah, there was something wrong with your scan chart.
	I'm like, ah, can you take your test again?
	I'm like, not now, I gotta get in the right mental state.
	Then I'd find the Asian, cheat off him.
	This story does not surprise me at all.
	I put a lot of effort into cheating on homework in high school because in Canada you were graded on homework and we would have three hours of homework every night.
	Because it's kind of a brilliant thing, so you were smart.
	and then just not channeling it into studies. You're just trying to be nice. I wasn't very smart.
	I was just a crook. I was a petty thug. You were about to say something there, Reg? Oh,
	I was going to say the data orbital, what they're basing that prediction on is people generally
	assume that early ballots are going to favor Biden, but the early ballots that are outstanding
	in Arizona are from counties that lead very heavily Trump.
	And so they say, you know, the analysis on outstanding ballots being mostly from Maricopa and favoring Biden misses a huge factor.
	At least 250,000 of the remaining ballots have a Republican advantage of 20%.
	Oh yeah, and what's the margin there in Arizona?
	I know Nevada's really close with like 8,000 votes.
	Is it 20,000 votes in Arizona right now?
	So 250,000 if there's a 20% advantage, that makes sense.
	And like I was saying, it really does come down to these counties that still have to come in and have, if they're mail-in votes or if they're same-day votes.
	And states do it differently.
	It does seem like we should have a streamlined, consistent process, but If Donald Trump does win Arizona, that changes things quite a bit.
	No one's even talking about Georgia and North Carolina.
	What the hell happened to those two?
	They were among the first to close their polls.
	And again, we're not even... Still waiting?
	I know I want to take my polls.
	Why are you looking at me?
	I'm not taking the ball.
	And we heard one of the folks in Michigan was actually saying, I think this was in Warren, Michigan, was given a pen to use, ballpoint, and then told, oh no no, that one's dirty, go ahead and put it in the dirty pen cup, and then, oh here's what you can use instead, Sharpie.
	Really?
	That just sounds so suspect to me.
	That's so suspect.
	We do have the margin here on Arizona.
	The margin in Arizona?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	The margin in Arizona is what?
	How many votes is it?
	So total vote count for Biden, 1,411,235.
	And then Donald Trump won.
	So it's almost 100,000 that need to be made up.
	It is a big margin.
	So it's almost a hundred thousand that need to be made up.
	So even if that's 250,000 votes that are outstanding and it's a 20% advantage to Trump, that wouldn't
	be enough.
	Yeah, I'm not sure exactly if we've gotten new numbers there, you know, since the Data Orbital Report.
	Since the Data Orbital Report.
	I'm not sure what they were working off of.
	Yeah, it's tough to know.
	That's the problem, is it's fluid and you can't trust it.
	Oh, what are they?
	Are they in Detroit?
	Oh, they're in Atlanta right now.
	Well, look, hey, they're in Atlanta, but nothing's boarded up!
	Can you guys see this on CNN?
	Oh, CNN just froze on us.
	That's Fox.
	They're in Atlanta and nothing is boarded up.
	That was Fox.
	They were in Atlanta.
	So, I don't understand the reason.
	I don't understand the reason for boarding up a polling station.
	Yes, you do.
	It's bullshit.
	No, I do understand the reason if it's nefarious.
	Yeah, that's exactly, that's the only reason to do it.
	It's nefarious?
	It's litigious?
	It's lascivious?
	It's non-prestigious?
	It's malicious?
	It's outrageous!
	Outrageous.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Alright, I missed that reference.
	No?
	I have no culture.
	It was the Johnny Cochran parody on Seinfeld.
	I am so ashamed.
	She doesn't even know what Seinfeld is.
	I don't even know what I'm talking about.
	I know what Seinfeld is.
	Excuse me.
	She knows what Seinfeld is.
	She just doesn't know what's in it.
	I don't watch it like I watch the office.
	Like a ballot.
	Yeah.
	Let's see what Dana Bash is saying here.
	Is Donald Trump not speaking yet?
	Because I need to get some food.
	Just go, man.
	I don't know.
	Is it Pennsylvania?
	You're giving a very practical answer, and I happen to agree with it, right?
	I mean, the Supreme Court of the United States, the members, why would they decide that they want to take it upon themselves to hear an issue that is currently in Michigan, go the way that they seem they're trending, Pennsylvania will become an irrelevancy.
	So, big picture, you kind of mentioned this at the beginning.
	It's irrelevant if Trump wins the CNN.
	Isn't it interesting they said, it's all going to come down to Pennsylvania, folks.
	Then they call Arizona really early, and now Michigan has... There's no mention of voter fraud, or the idea that there's something going on with the votes in Michigan on CNN.
	They say it's a very tense atmosphere.
	Oh, why is it tense?
	What's tense?
	Do they not trust you for some reason?
	It's like showing up at a biker bar and two gangs are fighting.
	It's a little bit tense here.
	What's that going on behind you?
	Some tension.
	Nothing to see here, folks.
	Nothing to see.
	Why is it tense?
	Is it tense because people were carrying in burlap sacks filled with ballots that may or may not have been filled in with sharpies and we'll never know the answer, we'll never know what happened because they put up paper boards to keep you from seeing what was happening?
	Is that why there's tension?
	Why doesn't someone just ask, when we talk about people doing their job, why doesn't someone just there in the control room at CNN go, hey, attention, hey, what's with all the wallpaper on the windows there?
	Oh.
	I don't know.
	You have a good point.
	Shouldn't you?
	I guess I could do reporting.
	Should you ask a question?
	Yeah.
	Should you ask any question?
	They're just looking around and going, looks like they're counting some ballots here.
	Let's hear what Jake Tapper's saying, because it's usually really smug and self-righteous for a history.
	The former Vice President Joe Biden is going to come out and speak soon.
	Let me bring in Jeff Zeleny, our reporter on the ground there.
	Jeff, what are we expecting Biden to say?
	He cannot yet declare victory.
	Nobody has declared him the winner.
	There remain many outstanding states.
	What is he going to do?
	Jake, I'm told that Joe Biden is going to do what his campaign has been saying all day long, that he believes he is on a track toward victory.
	I'm told that he is not going to declare victory himself, but he is going to call for the fair counting of all ballots.
	And he is going to, we're told by advisors, and this could be fluid here, but he is going to push back against these suggestions of fraud.
	We believe that Joe Biden is going to come out today and speak about the election.
	Namely, that it's happening, and he's in it.
	Thank you.
	That's about all the reporting I expect.
	This is CNN, the most trusted name in news.
	There's nothing!
	There is nothing!
	Think about this for a second.
	We've been broadcasting, by the way.
	We haven't switched off broadcasters.
	But with a break of, what, four hours?
	We're at three hours and thirty minutes.
	That's what we've been broadcasting today.
	And then last night it was seven hours plus, is what I'm saying.
	So we filled it with exclusive footage of what's been going on there in Michigan that nobody else had of them bringing in ballots completely unsecured.
	We have people talking about Sharpies coming.
	We had a correspondent down there on the ground in DC.
	We have footage of people who are getting the crap kicked out of them in DC.
	We have states that have been called and then retracted.
	We have numbers and polling discrepancies here that haven't been described on CNN, and they've filled time with Joe Biden is going to be speaking, and he will be doing that using his mouth.
	Jake?
	What's the value here?
	Why do we need to keep them alive?
	Why is CNN authoritative?
	Why are they considered authoritative at all?
	They offer nothing.
	And this is really what's funny to me.
	I'm not funny.
	I should say amazing.
	I should tip my hat to them.
	You don't mean funny, haha.
	You mean funny, uh-uh.
	I mean funny like I want to stab myself.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like I want to stab myself in the heart with a number two pencil.
	You know, I feel like Cenk Uygur is probably like, yeah, yeah, Steven, do it.
	And then they lean over and they're like, Cenk, you're not allowed to watch Steven while we're on the show.
	Sorry, continue.
	I just, I really imagine.
	I especially can't watch him as he's doing me.
	Because then I don't know which one I am.
	The inception of Cenk's.
	It is kind of a feat, when you think about it, the fact that they offer nothing and they still exist.
	How has CNN existed this long?
	Is it just because people assumed they were telling the truth and now that that veil has been lifted, they'll be gone?
	And this is also what's so concerning when you look at the marriage of big tech and media.
	This is what is most concerning to me.
	When it first started, I remember Joe Rogan actually, back when he was in his house and he was doing a webcam thing, kind of first movers rights with podcasts.
	I remember him always talking about how this is the new frontier, man.
	It's just anyone can have a show.
	You don't need to get a deal on a television network.
	Why would you want to do that?
	You can just do your own thing now.
	And you don't have as many people watching, is what he used to say.
	But you have your own little slice of the pie.
	You have your own little plot of land.
	Great, that's what we thought.
	And it was going to change, right?
	It was going to change when you saw YouTube stars.
	I remember it sort of started changing when there was a girl named Lisa Nova, who was really big on YouTube, and then she was brought onto MADtv, and she was so bad she was ditched after a season.
	But we thought, hey, This is showing us that actually people online can create their own programming and there's no gatekeeper.
	That was what was seen as the big perk.
	It's the bathroom wall of society, but...
	Anyone can actually create their own content.
	And now, because they are dying, CNN, that's Turner Broadcasting, ABC Disney, NBC Universal, they are the ones who are spending the most on advertising, and Fox News by the way, they're not exempt, spending the most on advertising in YouTube, trying to get smaller channels like our own removed, NBC, Vox, Universal, and then getting themselves to be declared authoritative so that our sources, Channels like this that actually provide information and actually try to corroborate, actually try to find some verification as to the authenticity, and by the way have also readily acknowledged mistakes or things that have been called too early on this program, the legacy media outlets, because they have nothing left, they want to squeeze.
	All of the new media programs.
	That's what's so concerning.
	And if we don't have an administration who's going to stop it, again, they want to preserve the, basically, I guess, tripopoly, you would call it, on cable news, and they want that to effectively exist online.
	Fox News, CNN, NBC.
	ABC doesn't really have a full service cable news, but it's CNN, NBC, MSNBC, and Fox News.
	They want that to continue online, rather than this, and Tim Pool, and sure, the Young Turks, and channels like The Quartering, and sure, Or channels like Giant Dishonest Bully Pussies like Ethan Klein H3H3.
	Still though, at least there's a market of ideas.
	They want to silence that out.
	When you think about how sinister it is, and they tried to paint this idea that it was me versus some gay Latino Latinx gentleman over there who happened to work at Vox, which totally discounts the fact that we criticized Vox many times when it didn't involve gay Latinx members.
	Think, though, about how bullying... A bully is someone who picks on somebody smaller than them.
	When you have NBCUniversal using the power of YouTube to try and squeeze out this...
	And they're right on par with CNN.
	We could tune into NBC right now.
	You have Brian Williams.
	Brian Williams shot down in an Apache helicopter.
	Brian shot down in a helicopter Williams.
	What is it with the liberals lying about helicopters?
	Hillary Clinton and Brian Williams.
	They think it's just a lie that's easy to get away with.
	They're like, well, no one's going to fact check a helicopter because no one's ever been in one.
	I have no idea.
	But think of how bullying that is.
	That's also why I had a problem with that H3H3 that Ethan Klein doing a whole video on the quartering.
	Out of nowhere.
	And that quartering has a fraction of the viewership and he didn't have him on.
	He didn't have him on to debate him.
	Ethan's a big bitch.
	He just called him whatever it was, a racist, a sexist because of his criticisms of Black Panther and Brie Larson.
	Listen, if you're the bigger guy and you're going to punch down, you have to give the smaller guy an opportunity to speak back.
	That's not what they want to do.
	That's not what NBCUniversal wanted to do with us.
	And that's not what CNN wants to do with any independent voices on YouTube.
	And I say that because guess what?
	If it weren't for this broadcast and people like this, you wouldn't know anything that's going on right now.
	You wouldn't know about Sharpies.
	You wouldn't know about what are they called?
	The flyer wagons?
	Big flyer?
	Yeah, with the radio flyer.
	The radio flyer.
	You wouldn't know about radio flyer wagons.
	You wouldn't know that there are people actually trying to pay attention to the polling stations.
	You wouldn't know any of these things.
	You wouldn't have a lawyer who came in out of his lovely workday, where I'm sure he had clients far more pleasant than me, to bring in witnesses, to bring in other lawyers, to bring in verification, to bring in evidence.
	You would have none of those things.
	You would just have David Axelrod and Rick Santorum slash Wallace and Gromit stand-in, who I like.
	Nice guy.
	Talking about how Joe Biden is going to give a speech regarding the election.
	There is nothing there at all.
	Not to mention, they've never created a piece of content in their life.
	They've never done a parody.
	They've never done a sketch.
	They've never done a Change My Mind.
	They've never created anything new.
	And they don't even discover new stories.
	And when there are new stories, they actually can't be bothered to check them, like Hunter Biden crack.
	There is no reason for CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, as in their current iterations, there is no reason for them to exist anymore.
	They are of no value.
	They provide you with no service whatsoever.
	It would be like you having a cable television provider that just didn't provide you TV.
	You're like, well, I paid for cable television.
	Yeah, but we gave you a turtle.
	I don't like turtles.
	Oh well.
	Put it in the suggestion box.
	But what kind of turtles?
	Put it in the suggestion box.
	I'll be here somewhere between December 23rd and February 26th between the hours of 8 a.m.
	and 10 p.m.
	to remedy the problem.
	Well look at this garbage lower third at CNN.
	So Biden urges patience as Trump threatens lawsuits.
	Well the reason that Biden is urging patience is because he knows that you're gonna carry his water.
	It's working out for him.
	You're gonna make sure everything works out.
	That's why.
	Right, and Trump is threatening lawsuits because that's a legitimate way of making sure everything's done legally and correctly.
	Right.
	Let me ask you this.
	Do you believe that in any, any field, that people don't make mistakes, that for some reason human nature vanishes, that people are all inherently altruistic?
	No, of course not.
	You have that anywhere.
	We get into scuffles here in the studio.
	It happens all the time.
	Me and Bill in the office, sometimes it's been legendary, right?
	People have disagreements and people are wrong.
	When have you ever seen Biden call the meat of the mat for anything?
	Ever.
	They've never gotten it wrong.
	They've never gotten it wrong.
	Biden thinks that the mainstream media, that CNN, is flawless.
	Think about that for a second.
	Nothing.
	Stephen, I have to push back.
	What?
	Do you remember that one time when someone asked Joe about Hunter when he went absolutely insane?
	He said you would ask questions like that.
	Yes, I am a journalist.
	And you know what was even more telling about that?
	Can we bring up that clip, by the way, someone asking Joe Biden about Hunter?
	That's one where he's coming off the plane.
	He says, you would ask a question like that.
	People may not know this when they watch it.
	They may not necessarily recognize it.
	He does it and he dismisses the guy and he looks over at the other members of the press like, right?
	He's not going to be in the cool kids club anymore.
	You know better than to ask those questions.
	Right, kiddos?
	That's what I saw when I saw that.
	Right.
	And the question was something like, you know, care to comment on the current controversy, that sort of thing.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	That guy's real.
	That's a real John Stossel grilling.
	For crying out loud!
	We got Biden coming out.
	Oh, we have Biden coming out.
	But Trump isn't speaking yet.
	Let's make sure that we keep our eyes peeled.
	All right, Biden coming out.
	Can you guys handle his commentary real quick?
	Can you guys watch it while I go pee and eat something?
	No problem.
	Oh, out of my room!
	There's like 12 people in there.
	Good afternoon everyone.
	Kamala and I are here to make a brief statement.
	And I'm sure we'll have more to say later and either tonight or tomorrow.
	But let me begin by thanking the press for being here and thanking everyone else.
	My fellow Americans, yesterday once again proved that democracy is the heartbeat of this nation.
	Chesed has been the heartbeat of this nation for two centuries.
	And even in the face of a pandemic, more Americans voted this election than ever before in American history.
	Over 150 million people cast their votes.
	But you know what he doesn't want to talk about?
	I think that's just extraordinary.
	Is how many more minorities voted?
	If we had any doubts, we shouldn't have any longer.
	About a government of, by, and for the people.
	It's very much alive.
	Very much alive in America.
	Here, the people rule.
	Power can't be taken or asserted.
	Sure can.
	It flows from the people.
	That's why you want it so much.
	And it's their will that determines who will be the President of the United States and their will alone.
	And Sharpies.
	And now, after a long night of counting, It's clear that we're winning enough states to reach 270 electoral votes needed to win the presidency.
	I'm not here to declare that we've won.
	Except the thing you just said.
	When the count is finished, we believe we will be the winners.
	Tell us why.
	Of course it freezes.
	Oh man, here we go.
	While we're here, I just couldn't help but think that this was just reading a bunch of platitudes.
	Can we run that speech at some point?
	A substantially bigger margin than President Trump won Michigan in 2016.
	Michigan will complete its vote soon.
	Maybe as early as today.
	And I feel very good about Pennsylvania.
	Virtually all the remaining ballots to be counted were cast by mail.
	And we've been winning 78% of the votes by mail in Pennsylvania.
	That's why they wanted mail-in voting.
	We flipped Arizona and the 2nd District of Nebraska.
	I do like this phrase.
	Of special significance to me is if we won with the majority of the American people.
	And every indication is that the majority will grow.
	We have a popular vote lead of nearly 3 million votes.
	And every indication is that will grow as well.
	Indeed, Senator Harris and I are on track to win more votes than any ticket in the history of this country that ever won the presidency and vice presidency.
	Over 70 million votes.
	I'm very proud of our campaign.
	Only three presidential campaigns in the past Have defeated an incumbent president.
	When it's finished, God willing, we'll be the fourth.
	This is a major achievement.
	This is a major achievement.
	It's been a long and difficult campaign.
	But it's been a more difficult time for our country.
	It looks like it's up right now.
	We've had hard campaigns before.
	some of this back and forth.
	Let's take a look.
	It looks like it's up right now.
	And especially last night some movement in the foreign markets.
	We've had hard campaigns before.
	We've faced hard times before.
	So once this election is finalized and behind us, it'll be time for us to do what we've
	always done as Americans.
	Bye!
	To put the harsh rhetoric of the campaign behind us.
	To lower the temperature.
	To see each other again.
	To listen to one another.
	To hear each other again.
	And respect and care.
	For one another.
	Man, we do that already.
	I'm not hearing a lot of calls to help every vote.
	To heal.
	To come together as a nation.
	I know this won't be easy.
	Just that he knows they're going to go for him.
	I'm not naive.
	Neither of us are.
	I know how deep and hard the opposing views are in our country on so many things.
	But I also know this as well.
	To make progress, we have to stop treating our opponents as enemies.
	We are not enemies.
	What brings us together as Americans is so much stronger than anything that can tear us apart.
	So let me be clear.
	I, we are campaigning as a Democrat.
	But I will govern as an American president.
	The presidency itself is not a partisan institution.
	It's the one office in this nation that represents everyone.
	And it demands a duty of care for all Americans.
	That is precisely what I will do.
	I will work as hard for those who didn't vote for me as I will for those who did vote for me.
	Now, every vote must be counted.
	No one's going to take our democracy away from us.
	Not now, not ever.
	Is he saying he's giving up every point in his entire, every plank in his platform?
	America's come too far.
	America's fought too many battles.
	America's endured too much.
	Don't let that happen.
	We, the people, will not be silenced.
	We, the people, will not be bullied.
	We, the people, will not be surrendered.
	We, my friends, will emerge victorious.
	people. I took that very personally. I got a new weight loss regimen, decided to work
	on my skincare routine. Yeah. Thanks Joe. You do have a nice little glow. Thank you.
	But this will not be my victory alone or our victory alone.
	It'll be a victory for the American people.
	No, no, because you've got big tech on your side.
	So yeah, it's also a victory for Dorsey and Zuckerberg and, you know, in media.
	Which is cute.
	God bless you all, and may God protect our troops.
	Where are our troops right now?
	Wow.
	You know it is interesting when you hear at the very beginning he said, we've got 270 votes but we're not, yeah electoral votes, but we're not declaring victory.
	So then I would ask you this, you've got a very interesting dichotomy.
	Mainstream media is carrying the water for the Democrats, for Joe Biden.
	They are declaring victory in a number of states where there is still some large question and very tight margins, but their candidate is coming out and saying you can't make the call.
	Yeah.
	It's going to be very, very interesting.
	Some earlier today, we were hearing from folks who were saying, yes, there's going to be voting completed by end of the day today for Michigan.
	But I'm going to guess by where things are right now, we're going to go into the evening for that.
	And then Pennsylvania by the end of the week, though, you have seen a lot of folks who are calling Wisconsin.
	They're saying that the vote count is pretty much done and all the way for Biden.
	Well, yeah, and CNN just projected that Biden would win Michigan.
	Haven't they been predicting that for a while?
	I kind of feel like with the estimated tally coming in, it's like the old downloading where it's like, you've only got 96% and it stays there for seven hours.
	And when you look at the New York Times, I know we're switching between just to kind of cover the different coverage.
	Wisconsin being called by the New York Times, not surprised there, given where the data is currently and some of the other websites.
	But then Michigan, not yet called by the New York Times, though CNN has decided they have the answer there.
	And then still Nevada, Arizona, Alaska, you know, kind of negligible.
	decision and then also Pennsylvania still not ruled by the New York Times.
	Though interestingly I'm not sure maybe we just miss it here did CNN already
	call North Carolina and Georgia? No those states have not.
	Yeah it feels like days.
	I am excited to hear Jake Tapper talk about how bad it is that Biden declared victory.
	I think that's, I'm looking forward to that.
	I'm sorry, I am back.
	By the way, there's some Chick-fil-A out there for anyone if you guys want to switch off.
	So you missed your good friend Joe.
	He started by saying that he had 270 votes, but then he didn't really, not yet, but he thinks That he will at some point, but he's not declaring victory.
	But platitude, platitude, platitude.
	Oh yeah, thank the troops, bye.
	Okay, very nice.
	Hold on, you guys keep carrying on.
	I have to send a text really quickly.
	You guys continue.
	Big pet peeve with the Democrats and sometimes the Republicans.
	For the final time, America is a republic, not a democracy.
	We can't have our democracy taken away.
	That's technically true, because we're never a democracy.
	And you can't take away something that you never had.
	And I also want you guys to know that when I came in earlier today, just as a quick point, someone asked me, because this is the protocol when I come in usually on the show, did I want to robe up?
	And I thought to myself, you know, it's three in the afternoon, and then I realized... We started early.
	Wait a minute.
	Then I realized how long you guys are here.
	Hey, I gotta tell you, I've gotten some really awesome... And I didn't expect you to show up today, so I appreciate you being here.
	I realize no one reached out to Gerald, so we might see if he can come in.
	No, no, no, we did.
	So I decided just to come here on my own because we were doing the story about Detroit.
	I swung by Gerald, slashed his tires, and I think he's walking.
	Sure, that's good.
	Yeah, I really like Courtney instead as my seatmate.
	She's prettier than Gerald.
	I mean, by a California Democrat mile.
	Yes, I don't know what that means.
	It means there's a lot of Democrats in California, and they win a lot.
	But he said in miles singular, so I was just confused.
	I'm a little tired.
	I'm hoping now I've got some, because we don't have any, we don't have, I'm only drinking this energy drink because we don't have any more Black Rifle coffee and I refuse to drink, I refuse to, the coffee that we have, I'm not giving my money to those Mexicans.
	I think it's Colombian.
	It's rutamaya coffee.
	Why?
	Because they sell it in giant bags.
	It's actually not bad, but it's not great.
	Like, oh, it's co-op.
	It's trade-friendly.
	Yeah, but there's poop on it.
	Well, you know, you win some, you lose some.
	It's organic.
	You've got to say it's unique at least.
	What did I miss?
	Anything big happen while I was gone?
	Sorry guys, I just had to go eat.
	Oh, just Biden.
	Did Donald Trump give a speech yet?
	No.
	I think it may be his campaign manager who may be making a statement.
	It's not exactly clear.
	I do like that Stephen thought that we had hid the Donald Trump speech while he was out eating.
	Yeah.
	I do appreciate that he thinks we would do that.
	We would never tell you.
	Because we would definitely do that.
	I do and I appreciate everyone.
	This is like where when I get tired that's where I get like lovey-dovey.
	I really just am so I'm so grateful that all you folks are here with us, and please, I mean, I know that so many of you have joined up at Mug Club, but if you haven't, the only way we're able to do this, like you just saw that, that what could be a big exclusive scoop from today, just a little bit earlier in Wayne County in Detroit,
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	It doesn't happen if we don't have... Sometimes we're not even necessarily looking for these stories, but we have the infrastructure, and that infrastructure is entirely because of you joining.
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	So everyone is a student or active military.
	And you know what?
	Well, you're not actually active military.
	I don't mean stolen value, but I'm saying you get the same price as people who are active military, or veterans, or students.
	And today, we are all students of life.
	So I think it's appropriate.
	Speaking of students of life, Reg, did you switch your flight to leave later today?
	Or tomorrow?
	I don't think anything's been switched yet.
	Oh, no, no, Johnny Boy's going to be taking care of it for you.
	Yeah, no, no, no, no, but I'm saying nothing yet.
	I think Reg is here begrudgingly.
	No, no, no.
	I think you want her to go home.
	I think that Reg is one of those things, you ever have one of those friends in school who you just think is, it's almost like a man crush, you just think is really cool, and you want to be best friends, but you know, they're like, that's Reg with me.
	You know how many times I email him and he just sends back an ellipsis?
	And I'm like, but does this mean he's gonna write me back?
	Do you know how many times I've seen Reg like, yeah, he was gonna be responding, and then it says, so he's typing a message, and then he just goes like, and nothing ever comes through.
	Reg is hard to get.
	Oh man, I'm really mysterious.
	I gotta keep this mystique going.
	Easy to love.
	Easy to love.
	Yeah, so we do have an update here.
	I don't like it.
	That's not a good update.
	CNN and Decision Desk both called Michigan for Biden.
	Wow, voter fraud really pays.
	Yeah, the thing here is that, you know, when you have Wisconsin and Michigan, and we already know that I think Trump has a lawsuit In regards to Michigan, right?
	Yeah.
	And then he's already going to have a recount in Wisconsin.
	I think it's Wisconsin.
	Yeah, that's right.
	No, no, no, we have the recount in Wisconsin, definitely.
	Do we have a recount in Wisconsin and a lawsuit in Michigan or a lawsuit in Pennsylvania?
	We have a lawsuit in Michigan.
	I'll put it in there so we can bring that up.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	We've done all this this morning and then I've already forgotten about it.
	Do better, Reg.
	It's interesting to me.
	It's not so significant to be calling states when you know, well, we're going to have to have a recount anyway.
	We're going to have to go through this.
	It's another piece of information, but it's not as important in my mind as when, you know, we're calling it on election night when you've got an overwhelming margin.
	Right.
	Well, if you put that up there for Biden, so if we put that up there on the map, Michigan for Biden, and what was the other one they called for Biden?
	Was that it?
	Yeah, that's it.
	So, can I preview an issue that I think we're going to start seeing more of?
	I'm getting some messages.
	We get it.
	You don't have enough women because there are too many boy births.
	That's not an unforeseen issue.
	It's been happening in China for a while.
	I was going to say the hormone that prevents my skin from looking yellow.
	But, yeah, I just want to mix it up a little bit.
	Jaundice and all.
	I did have jaundice when I was born.
	So did I. I had jaundice and I had black hair and I had a football head.
	Yeah.
	I was an ugly, ugly baby.
	Did you say did have a football hat?
	No, I'm kidding.
	I have a head that looks like an egg.
	I have an actual head that looks like a football.
	Stephen, tell me your opinion about ballot curing.
	Ballot curing?
	Is that where they hang them in curing barns before they send them to the fermentation plant?
	That is a terrible joke.
	No, it's called ballot remediation.
	Okay.
	And it's when you go in and fix an absentee ballot or mail-in ballot that was done incorrectly.
	And I just got a message that was talking about how there are folks who are sending out messages in DeKalb.
	Is it DeKalb or DeKalb?
	Gwinnett and Moulton County.
	I'm not so smart now, aren't I?
	Never have been.
	You're the sucker.
	Boom, is in Georgia who are making calls to have a bunch of different ballots cured from these absentee mail-in ballots that came into those four counties.
	Again, those four counties being the biggest ones and that are still kind of that last few percentage left in Georgia with a very narrow margin between the two candidates right now.
	So there's still a lot more happening and we're going to need to be keeping an eye on Ballot curing or ballot remediation.
	Curious to see if anyone else is seeing messages going out in some of these battleground states and precincts about, hey, let's go in and fix the ballots that were done incorrectly before and how that changes the numbers.
	Was anyone able to bring up the voting pamphlet, the information on filling out ballots from any of those states, Missouri or...?
	So I saw one from Allegheny County and it said you have to use a blue or black ink pen or your ballot may not be counted.
	Where did you see that?
	I got a picture from a client of mine who is in Philadelphia.
	Did we send it to them so they can bring it up?
	Nope, I will send it right now.
	Sorry.
	In Pennsylvania, not in Philadelphia.
	So in Pennsylvania, because we had a lot of people who use Sharpies in Pennsylvania.
	And Michigan.
	Michigan, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Arizona, they mentioned specifically Sharpies and they mentioned those specific polling stations.
	So in Pennsylvania, at the very least we know, they are telling you not to use a Sharpie.
	There's also, I've got one from a guy in Ann Arbor.
	He said felt tip pen issue here.
	Let's see.
	If I butcher this name, Washtenaw County polling station at the Church and Temple Beth.
	He wore a Trump 2020 mask and I asked him to take it off and go back to the car, get another mask.
	So they knew he was a Trump voter.
	Then he came back and they gave him... Can they do that?
	I don't think you're allowed to campaign in a polling place.
	Well, you're not allowed to wear political gear.
	I mean, come on, you can't walk in there and just be wearing a full-track suit for any candidate.
	Anyway, he went back and they gave him a felt-tip pen on a Sharpie, and there were ball-tip pens there, but they didn't give it to him.
	He wrote in, let's see, blah blah blah.
	Maybe that one's not the one I want.
	I'm sorry if I'm totally screwing this up.
	That's okay.
	If you need to leave and go get some food since I got food, you can go and then I can carry this for a little bit.
	I did receive a message that said that I don't need to leave for food.
	It's for my wife.
	Ouch!
	She is a delight.
	She does care about me, though.
	Did she say maybe you need to do more push-ups?
	No, she says I look like a weirdo.
	No, actually, I'm pretty good at push-ups.
	I'm the push-up champion in the office.
	Really?
	Yeah, it's really easy when you hold a gun on everyone else while they're doing it.
	I was gonna say, what's Brent doing?
	You just put your foot on the arch of their back office.
	Oh, your lawyer office.
	Yeah, a bunch of wimply-armed little...
	A bunch of desk jockeys.
	You know, it's one of those things, like I said, I'm not really sad even if Joe Biden wins, which just doesn't really change our fight.
	I would be sad.
	I'll be unhappy about it, but I'm not going to be in the depths of despair like people are when Trump won.
	But there is something that just doesn't really feel like a win for Biden right now.
	You know what I mean?
	It doesn't feel that way.
	When Barack Obama won, I didn't have any, I was like, okay, alright, Barack Obama won.
	And I remember I knew he was going to win against McCain.
	And then against Mitt Romney, the polls had it so that Romney actually had a chance.
	And then when it happened, though, I was like, okay, Barack Obama won.
	This is a very different feeling if Biden were to actually win, where it's like, this does not feel like a legitimate, it really doesn't feel like a legitimate win.
	There are too many things that just aren't adding up.
	And I don't mean that I just don't like Biden, because I don't, but I actually don't dislike Biden more than Barack Obama or than Hillary Clinton.
	It's just, you know what I mean?
	It doesn't feel like this is an actual winner-loser election.
	And I think part of it is that the people who are, you know, scolding us saying, oh, any doubt that Biden, you know, that he's not the victor, that this is all disinformation or conspiracy theory, these are the same people that have been telling us that there was going to be this blue wave, right?
	That it was going to be a Biden landslide.
	So it's like, I'm not really inclined to believe you right now if you've been, you know, Telling me that Biden's been up by 10-11 points, you know when it's already this narrow.
	So yeah, it does seem pretty fishy.
	We were able to find some of the ballots that I think one from Pennsylvania and another from Missouri and they do both mention a black ink pen or a blue or black ink pen.
	And Arizona said not a sharpie.
	So that's the difference.
	And Arizona said do not use a sharpie.
	These ones are just sort of inferring that you're an idiot.
	Yeah, in Maricopa County they were saying that, you know, they said that it was okay to use a sharpie.
	They tweeted that out yesterday that they'd updated their ballot.
	So I don't know that that angle will turn out to be anything.
	You know, it'll just depend.
	But it also depends, again, on the type of ballot, right?
	I didn't even use any kind of writing utensil.
	In fact, they have a little stylus, and I did an electronic one when I cast my vote yesterday.
	So what you're seeing is, across the different jurisdictions, they have different standards.
	It's part of the problem, but you have standards that allow for making sure that you don't get the bleed-through issue or things like that, and it's the responsibility of the voting officials in those jurisdictions to prevent it.
	Okay, so let me ask you this.
	They called it Michigan for Biden, which I don't believe.
	Hold on a second.
	My dad is texting me here really quick.
	Oh, if we want to have Dan Crenshaw, he can come on right now.
	So if you guys can... Well, let's send him a congrats!
	Yeah, we should definitely.
	Let's send him a congrats.
	And he couldn't be on earlier this morning, so I do have to read him the right act a little bit.
	Yeah.
	That victory hangover, I think.
	But you sent that thing to them so they can have it as a... I sent it to them and I got some other ones I'm sending them right now, so we'll get to that when we hear after.
	But let me know when we have Dan Crenshaw on, and of course we can get that on the social, guys.
	Obviously people are like, I know I'm not tweeting right now, there are other people who have access to my Twitter and my Instagram, but I want people to know that Dan Crenshaw is coming on the show, and I want to gaze into that baby blue.
	And I think it's going to be a lot of fun because he's coming off of a victory lap, but he could not come on this morning, which surprised me and disappointed me and makes me think that he will not work hard enough for us as Americans.
	Wow, good thing you're Canadian.
	Boom.
	No, I was born in Detroit.
	Like I said, Canadian.
	I don't like it.
	I don't like any of this.
	I don't know when we're going to have to just not broadcast anymore because we stopped and then this morning we all just said, we're all just married to our phones right now, let's just get on and talk about this.
	I was married to sleep.
	You're always married to sleep.
	So the Trump campaign conference, they had to move the location.
	That's why they haven't given the conference yet because there were angry protesters there and the Secret Service said it was too dangerous.
	So they moved the location.
	Whereas Biden just showed up at an old drive-in movie theater and no one even so much as showed up with a pellet gun.
	So right now there are five states uncalled, is that correct?
	So Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada?
	Well, it depends who you ask.
	They still don't have Alaska.
	They don't have Alaska?
	Yeah, we have Alaska.
	I think that's just an oversight.
	We have Representative Crenshaw.
	Make sure that I can see him there.
	Senor Crenshaw, are you there?
	Can you see and hear me, sir?
	I can see and hear you.
	Can you see and hear me?
	I cannot see you but I can hear you.
	So first off, congratulations on your win.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate it.
	Yeah.
	Were you out celebrating a whole bunch?
	Because I know you couldn't be with us this morning.
	Or did you have, uh, did you have like, uh, were you puffy?
	Is that why you couldn't make it?
	Nope.
	I was just, I was, I was just writing.
	I was doing some writing and some light reading this morning.
	Good for you.
	Some of us can't write.
	Uh, so let me ask you this as it goes, uh, as this, uh, by the way, are you, uh, I'm trying to, I can never know if you, hazel brown, blue, what color are you guys?
	Is my eye?
	Well, see, you said singular, but yes.
	It's a hazel.
	Hazel, okay.
	It's like a greenish.
	So it changes depending, like, mine can sometimes be brown or it can be a little more green.
	Yeah, I was just wondering, for some reason I thought that you had blue eyes, but that's because of the red beard, so I assumed you were kind of, you know, more of a ginger.
	You've been following this.
	No, I only see you look kind of ginger right now.
	Do I?
	Yeah!
	Yeah, you look like you could, you know, if you put on a funny metal hat, you could be Cortez.
	You're, like, the first person to ever say that.
	I have, like, no red at all.
	Maybe it's the lighting.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's the lighting.
	I have no idea, but we've wasted time here.
	Mr. Crenshaw, you've been following this, and I don't know if you saw, we had this kind of exclusive here of what was going on in Wayne County.
	We had some of these videos of people just bringing in coolers and red wagons of votes, completely unsecured, with no security checkpoints behind the glass polling station, which they then covered with Bristol boards.
	They just called the state of Michigan for Biden, at least on CNN.
	What's your actual read on what's going on right now, and do you think that it's a good thing that there will be some lawsuits, or obviously it seems like some of these things are going to go to the courts?
	It does seem as though there are a lot of discrepancies with the voting right now, and there are some things that just don't seem to be adding up.
	Right, and these things have to be investigated.
	I think we, the unfortunate part is that we sort of expected this.
	Right.
	And I say it's unfortunate, you know, I've been very outspoken against these The sort of frivolous changes in rules and laws and deadlines and the way we do mail-in ballots and the way Democrats want to do ballot harvesting.
	This loosening of the rules has always been playing with fire.
	You have to trust the rules of the game.
	And something as contentious as an election, where the transfer of power is at stake, you have to trust that the other side won fair and square.
	You might be really mad about it, but you have to trust it.
	And I think the Democrats have done such a horrible, evil disservice to this country by constantly messing with it.
	This isn't the first time, right?
	COVID just gave them the excuse.
	They already had the playbook.
	They've always wanted to do this stuff.
	I don't know why.
	I mean, honestly, it is the worst thing you can do to a country that's already divided and at each other's throats.
	This is why I would get so heated if I was asked about the mail-in ballot versus the absentee ballot and that whole debate, you know, for the last few months, because you're changing the rules of the game.
	In the end, voting is a competition.
	It has to have structure around it, just like any game that you play, right?
	In the Super Bowl, you don't say, Why don't we just see how well the teams do if we let them play another five minutes?
	Right.
	Let's just see.
	Well, you know, there's actually, that did happen.
	A friend of mine, so actually where my dad used to train, I don't know if you follow MMA, a guy named Guy Mezger, he was an early UFC champion.
	And he was called as a last-minute replacement, to use your analogy, but this actually happened in pride fights.
	And I don't know if you know pride fights in Japan, they were huge.
	65 million people would watch pride fights in Japan.
	There was a guy named Kazushi Shakuraba who was Absolutely like a national idol in Japan, a pro wrestler, and he was also a fighter.
	This guy, Guy Mezger, was called in to fight Kazushi Sakuraba as a last-minute replacement, like on two days' notice.
	In Pride, they had one 10-minute round, and then they had a five-minute round.
	So, since he was a two-minute, two-day, last-minute replacement, they said, sure, we'll take the fight, but we only do the one 10-minute round.
	Okay?
	The commission, which wasn't very official in Japan, it was run by the Yakuza, they said, okay, absolutely, you coming in, we're just doing it a catchweight, we'll just do one round.
	Guy Mezger beat Kazushi Sakuraba from pillar to post for 10 minutes, and then the referee came out and said, okay, two more rounds!
	And there was a brawl in the ring where his coach said, no, no, no, no, you can't change that rule because this guy fought Everything he had for 10 minutes because he wasn't prepared.
	So we gave everything he had.
	He doesn't have anything left for another five minutes and they marked it down as a loss and it was seen as one of the worst stains in the history of the sport and also a lot of Japanese fans and Americans lost trust in that sporting organization.
	So I think that's actually a great example because it actually happened and I remember experiencing it.
	It paused the whole event and You're seen as a very reasonable kind of Republican, conservative, you know, one who obviously favors logic and reason over just hyperbole and rhetoric, but it sounds to me like you're saying the concerns, the fears, are not ill-founded for conservatives in this country right now that this election may not have been totally on the up and up.
	Yeah, I mean, we just have to know, right?
	We see these anecdotes of potentially, you know, Wrongful behavior.
	We just have to know.
	Let's not run around with our hair on fire.
	We always do this as a movement.
	And the left does it even worse.
	Let's call it Americans.
	As Americans, we do this, right?
	We see something and we make sure that we have the most emotional reaction possible.
	And it makes it very easy for the other side to say, look at these crazy gooks.
	Look at these conspiracy theories.
	So let's just be deliberate.
	Let's be careful about it.
	Let's ask for those recounts.
	Use the courts to make your case.
	just like use the systems in place as we have a right to do.
	Yeah, and this is something... so we were broadcasting for seven hours last night,
	or seven and a half hours. Eight million people tuned in.
	It's great. People were... and we were like, well, I guess we're just gonna have to go to bed
	because CNN and ABC, I think they all said, well, they're no longer going to be counting.
	We'll reconvene at 9 or 10 a.m.
	And we were all, I remember this clear as day.
	People can go watch that stream.
	Eight million people saw it saying, well, I guess they can't have people work in shifts, right?
	We were just sort of mocking it because, like, why don't they just have people work a night shift?
	I took an hour nap on a hammock.
	I woke up and it had flipped in Wisconsin and Michigan.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and how did it go that drastic?
	that this is a question I wonder since obviously you work in government we were told they weren't
	going to be counting why were they going to stop counting and why did they just restart
	at 530 in the morning?
	Yeah yeah and how did it go that drastic I mean there might be an explanation but we
	don't have one.
	We don't have one.
	We do not have one.
	Which is again why the Trump campaign has every right to ask for that recount and audit and to use the courts accordingly.
	But that's the reality.
	I mean, they do this to themselves, right?
	These Democrat-run institutions and states, they do this to themselves.
	And they, again, we can guess at their motivations all day long.
	It's horrible.
	It really is.
	You should just have simple rules that we can all trust so that we don't have these conversations.
	We shouldn't have to have these conversations.
	Well, because they were saying, ah, it's very common for election results not to be determined on the day.
	And that's true to a certain extent because some ballots, you know, maybe are counted a little bit later.
	But they were saying, this is normal.
	This is normal.
	There's nothing unprecedented.
	Can you think of any time—and this is me, you know, being a simpleton, actually asking because I can't—can you think of a time in history or something that would have set a precedent that says, all right, when election night happens, we only count votes until 4 in the morning, we stop, and then we start up again at 4.45?
	Right.
	Yeah, it just seems suspicious.
	It just seems suspicious.
	And it just goes back to this.
	You've got to protect the institution.
	You've got to protect the institution.
	And, you know, these people running this stuff and they just happen to always be Democrats.
	They just happen to always be Democrats.
	Right.
	Have no respect for the sanctity of rules and institutions and what that does for the public trust, what that does for our democracy.
	I just find it laughable that they're always talking about Trump attacking our democracy.
	They've never actually offered any real substantive complaint or example of how he does that.
	I can offer many of how they do it.
	This is one.
	Directly undermining the rules.
	Maybe they want to pack the Supreme Court.
	That directly undermines their democracy.
	Pack the Senate with more senators from D.C.
	Abolish the Electoral College.
	I can actually point to instances where they directly attack the democracy.
	So these arguments follow.
	It's attacking the institutions versus attacking the accuracy of the process.
	You know, Donald Trump has attacked – hey, hold on one second.
	Quarterback, can you mute your microphone?
	He's eating Chick-fil-A.
	I can hear the arterial sclerosis, for crying out loud.
	He's eating chicken.
	We've been broadcasting since yesterday, 8 o'clock Eastern, nonstop, so I apologize, Mr. Crenshaw.
	You deserve better, but this is what you get.
	It is remarkable.
	We talked about this.
	Donald Trump attacks the process.
	He's going, hold on a second, hold on a second.
	You have people who've now been given Sharpies to fill out these ballots where people are not supposed to have Sharpies.
	I don't know if he's necessarily brought up that.
	He says, hold on a second, hold on a second.
	Now you're all of a sudden allowing these ballots to be counted even if they're postmarked past election.
	No, no, hold on a second, hold on a second.
	He's not saying, hey, we shouldn't have the Electoral College.
	I don't trust the American electoral system.
	He's saying the way you guys are doing it uniquely this go-around is a problem.
	Democrats want to do away with the electoral college.
	The left, they're the ones who actually want to do away with the process and how we vote before, you know, voting in person with exceptions for mail-in voting.
	And same thing, you know what, Mr. Crunch, I think you're this way too, but I think something people miss about President Trump is, uh, I noticed he's never attacked Biden voters.
	He's attacked Biden, he's attacked the media, and people hate him for it.
	But even his comment where he said, you know, not neo-Nazis and white supremacists who should be condemned totally, he said, you had people who wanted to tear those statues down, and you had people who wanted to keep them up, and there were fine people on both sides.
	He does believe that there are people who vote against him who are decent, who have good intentions, whereas Joe Biden calls Trump voters ugly.
	We have deplorables.
	That's something that I think is missed.
	There doesn't seem to be this disdain for the Biden voter.
	Yeah, well there's the sense of contempt.
	genuine disdain for the elites in power.
	And I think that's a big difference between the current Democrats and even the most sort of Trumpian Republicans.
	Yeah, well, there's the sense of contempt.
	You know, we always say this, like Democrats or Republicans think Democrats are wrong, but Democrats think
	Republicans are evil.
	Right.
	And I think the deeper underlying reason is if you oversimplify to the maximum extent what it means for Republicans to be in control and Democrats to be in control, you could argue that it means this.
	If Republicans are in control, our basic message is everybody leave each other the hell alone.
	Right.
	Okay?
	Democrats have a very fundamentally different message, right?
	They want more control.
	They want to implement their social justice, their benevolent programs that they think are going to fix your life, whether you know it or not, or whether you want it or not.
	And they like this sense of control.
	They believe you should be a different way.
	It upsets them to an enormous extent when you disagree with that.
	And this builds that contempt, right?
	This stems not just from partisanship, but from our disposition, psychologically speaking, and what we want from government and what we want from society.
	We have to understand sometimes, we have to take a step back and just understand that we are wired totally differently as a conservative and a liberal.
	We're just wired differently.
	We come at this from totally different angles.
	Understanding that is a good first step to, I think, You know, making it through this political life.
	Yeah.
	No, I think you're right.
	I think that generally conservatives have contempt for authority, ill-gotten authority, and I think that generally liberals have contempt for people who don't fall in line with the collective.
	I don't have contempt for someone who's voting for Biden because he's bought what I think are intellectual falsehoods.
	I do have contempt for the person spreading them.
	I do have contempt for the person saying, you won't pay any more in taxes.
	And I go, I know that's not true.
	And I run a business and I know that's not true.
	I don't have contempt for the person who doesn't know it.
	Let me ask you this, because I know you're busy and everyone is busy, but obviously since now you're a victor, you can breathe a sigh of relief.
	Not that it was really going to be a problem for you.
	How do you see this ending up?
	First off, if you have a gun to your head, I'm not threatening a sitting representative, I'm just saying in a hypothetical scenario, a gun to your head, who do you think wins it?
	Joe Biden or Donald Trump?
	And in either scenario, what do you think the follow-up is with the courts?
	For example, if Joe Biden is called to win, do you think that they could have a fight in the courts and then it could end up going to Donald Trump?
	Yeah, I mean, I'll be honest.
	I'm not good at this kind of punditry.
	I don't find a lot of utility.
	Oh, good for you!
	We're playing a game here, Dan!
	I just don't know.
	I can just be hopeful that I'm going to give them good vibes.
	I think Pennsylvania seems like it's got to be for Trump.
	And I am watching the polls continue to come in for Arizona, and then maybe you don't need Wisconsin and Michigan, right?
	Maybe that's the path.
	I don't know.
	I'm just hopeful.
	I do want to give a shout out to Texans for voting against tyranny and socialism in a very profound way.
	Texas is not turning blue.
	It was still way too close.
	It was.
	I mean, we thought it was going to be a lot closer.
	So, you know, Cornyn won pretty handedly.
	We didn't lose the state house.
	I think on net, we didn't lose a single seat.
	We didn't lose a single house seat.
	Even those ones, those really, really close ones that we thought we'd lose that previous members had won by a fraction, we won those by more.
	We didn't flip any, but I think next time we probably could.
	For Texas, I think it's a good day.
	There was a serious stoppage point.
	Democrats are really going to have to reconsider wasting hundreds of millions of dollars.
	You have to understand, too, everybody was outspent in Texas.
	I'm one of the few who was not outspent.
	Everybody else was, though.
	Where'd you get those Big Daddy War Bucks there, Mr. Crenshaw?
	Get them from the secret Bilderberg meetings?
	No, I think you ran a good campaign.
	I do think it was too close for comfort, though, Texas.
	a little bohemian grove peeing on redwood action and then all of a sudden someone passes
	you a hundred dollar bill, Uncle Samson the wiser?
	I know your game.
	No, I think you ran a good campaign.
	I do think it was too close for comfort though, Texas.
	I told, I said Ohio's not a swing state these last few elections and I said I would be more
	surprised if Ohio went blue than Texas.
	And I didn't think that either were going to go blue.
	But I would like to see that.
	What I would like to see is maybe a bit more of an initiative in Texas to educate a lot
	of the California transplants because I know that there's a little bit of animosity, like
	don't bring your policies here, but maybe there could be more of an effort from people
	like you and people in positions of power in Texas to let Californians know, hey, this
	is why you left that.
	This is why Texas is better.
	This is why your company is here.
	This is how we preserve it rather than just take your pot and your pre-inspected California.
	I feel like somebody should do a video where we take California policies, explain those, and then explain the outcomes that come from those policies, and then post it on Instagram to their two million followers.
	Oh, a little bit of self-congratulations there.
	Well, listen, you're taking a victory lap, and I don't blame you, but I am glad to see you win.
	And I do hope that, like you said, I do hope that gap widens a little bit more and Texas becomes more of the Texas that We know it to be.
	It was good, but I do think it could be a little more questionable.
	It would be nice.
	I don't think it's Californians changing it.
	That is a bit of a myth, in my opinion.
	I think your typical super liberal Californian isn't thinking, I want to go to Texas.
	I think they think, I want to go to Colorado, maybe Arizona.
	I think your typical more conservative California comes to Texas.
	So I think it's our youth, you know, starting to vote.
	As young people just are, from a dispositional standpoint, tend to vote Democrat.
	I think that's really what our obstacle is in Texas.
	Mr. Representative Ken Schott, Trump's campaign is speaking right now, so I do have to go to that.
	Really quickly, where's the best place for people to find you and your podcast?
	Well, I know, but you're important, but right now we have to hear what they're saying.
	I'm assuming it's going to be fireworks.
	Oh, appreciate it.
	Yeah.
	Hey, podcast is Hold These Truths.
	Thanks for the shout out.
	Hold These Truths.
	Absolutely.
	And of course, Instagram, you make some funny videos.
	You actually create some campaign ads that don't make me go, I gotta watch my fingers.
	So I appreciate that about you.
	I hope we have more of you out there.
	We need you.
	Thank you so much, Representative Crenshaw.
	We'll talk with you soon, brother.
	Good to see you.
	Be well.
	Okay.
	The Trump, I don't know who is this exactly, but she looks cold.
	It's only coming through my left headphone.
	That's on their end.
	Oh, is this from CNN?
	Son of a bitch!
	We missed it because we had Dan Crenshaw!
	Crenshaw.
	There are several people speaking.
	Giuliani's back there.
	Trump, Pennsylvania?
	Oh, was that Bondi?
	Was that Pam Bondi?
	until you all realize that President Trump has won this state.
	We have now officially declared the state of Pennsylvania Trump country.
	Until the last vote is counted, General Bondi and I will be here.
	I'm sure we'll be in constant communication with you.
	We will be releasing that video shortly.
	Oh, was that Bondi? Was that Pam Bondi?
	Thank you very much.
	Sorry, for people watching, I don't see anything.
	This is a gentleman, I'll have him introduce himself.
	This is a gentleman who volunteered two days of his time in order to do a civic duty and was obstructed in a horrible way by the crooked Democrat machine of Philadelphia, which really has been around so long, it's a shame.
	That was a weird intro.
	It's a shame.
	I just want to set some horrible vibes.
	Your microphone, sir.
	We're there, supposedly observing, but we can't see.
	At the pre-camp yesterday from 7am until just after midnight, back again this morning just
	before 8am until around 2.30.
	And as has been described very well, we're there supposedly observing, but we can't see.
	We're further away than I am from you all here.
	At least 100 feet away from open ballots that go back out of our sight.
	We can't see them.
	We don't know what's happening to them.
	Um, it's just, there's no way for us to meaningfully observe the process from where they have us.
	Yeah.
	And this is magic too, by the way, from FiveThirtyEight, two more batches of Pennsylvania votes, 23,000 votes in Philadelphia, all for Biden.
	votes in Philadelphia all for Biden. 5,300 votes in Luzerne County, 4,000 of them for Biden.
	And that's a lot of ballots counted from the count.
	Those are ballots that were counted in violation of the law without an observation.
	And since this is a novel procedure, this mail-in thing, observation is particularly important to satisfy the possibility that you can defraud.
	This isn't as if you come in and show an identification.
	So, that's what we're going to be seeking here and in Wisconsin, and quite possibly nationally, if there's as much evidence And keep in mind, too, we've talked about this before with the voter fraud or the ineptitude.
	The two can kind of be one in the same wedge.
	Like we've talked about some states, there can be no signature on the ballot or the signature doesn't necessarily have to match the signature they have on file.
	That's one of those things that someone who's observing should be able to watch for.
	If they can't even see through the glass because of wallpaper or these guys are saying that they're further than from me to you across this room, how are you going to be able to check for a signature?
	How are you going to be able to check that these ballots are authentic?
	Not to mention they could also be ballots of people who may be deceased.
	We've had those examples here in Texas.
	I mean this is something there's ineptitude and then the ineptitude of the Postal Service and of mail-in voting can eventually lead to outright fraud.
	And this is where you're seeing these absolute insane 23,000 votes in Philadelphia all for Biden.
	That doesn't happen.
	23,277 all for Joe Biden.
	3,277 all for Joe Biden.
	Yeah, and I think what's interesting is that, you know, we're relying on a lot of these
	people who are counting the votes or, you know, maybe citizen volunteers and these election
	workers and you sort of think we're at a point where Democrats are willing to burn down cities.
	Would they really, you know, refrain from just throwing some ballots in the trash can or whatever, right?
	I think that's what people, it's become so polarized and especially on the left, they are so against law and order and they don't see anything wrong With, you know, assaulting people, even shooting people, burning down car dealerships, smashing windows.
	And so you just think, well, if they're willing to do all that, are they really going to say, well, I can't do anything to these ballots because I'm a good election worker.
	It just seems that atmosphere, it just, I don't know, it's unsettling.
	Well, I do have some good news.
	My cold seems to have dissipated.
	Oh, that's good.
	I'm just having a little bit of a lozenge now, but it's moved away from the nose.
	Maybe Jocko is right.
	You just need to not sleep.
	Oh, I thought Half-Asian Bill had left.
	Hey, can you bring up some of those examples?
	I know that have been in Discord there, Reg, of some of the ballots, from what I understand, with no names on there being returned.
	You know, if you can bring those up Reg, because what I would like to do is actually, as you do that, I'm going to go to our segment here that we had on the mail-in voting fraud.
	So we had the number up to a total of, what was the total number here?
	It's not showing up.
	It was about 2.7 million.
	For example, in California you have, well anyway, we have 2.7 million.
	A lot of them are because either ballots were sent out to people where They didn't live anymore.
	Some people received two ballots.
	Some ballots had signatures that didn't match the signatures, or they just had no signatures at all.
	And from what I understand, we're seeing more of this going on right now.
	I think Reg, that's actually, or actually, sorry, I guess Tocanow, and you'll be looking for those there somewhere there in our channel.
	I think there's one right here.
	What was that?
	No, no, these are more recent ones here, I think.
	Are they not?
	A more recent example of... Hold on a second, I want to make sure that I get this right.
	Oh, that's only used the ballots in black ink.
	No, there's something I just missed.
	There was something that just came up here.
	I think it's actually a clip.
	Oh, is it a clip?
	Let's see it!
	Okay, can you bring up that clip?
	of the... Oh here you go from Jason Wilkes. Jason Wilkes.
	No name ballots. There's a picture right here from Jason Wilkes on Twitter. I think it's
	actually a clip. Oh is it a clip?
	Let's see it. Okay can you bring up that clip? Let me know when you got it Token Allen. I'm
	looking at this clip here right now.
	I thought you had left.
	I'm glad you're still here, Half-Asian Bill.
	I knew you were going to think I was going to leave, and I thought about telling you no, but then I thought you'd be happy when you saw me again.
	Well, that feels nice of you.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	A little missed.
	I have no idea when we end this broadcast because this is not going to be done for a while.
	No, no, no.
	I'm going to leave for another seven hours and then come back.
	So, you know.
	Will I see you at 3 a.m.?
	You know what's funny?
	I'm actually really not upset about Joe.
	I wouldn't be upset about it.
	And I say this about Joe Biden winning.
	What upsets me more is, like Dan Crenshaw just said, I just don't have any trust in it.
	I wasn't nearly as upset when Obama won against McCain or won against Romney.
	I'm more so upset that it feels like one's been pulled over on the American people right now.
	That's what's upsetting more.
	So it's not that someone won.
	It's that this doesn't seem genuine.
	Yeah, because when Obama won, it was like, the system, you assume the system worked, but that it didn't go in your favor.
	Right.
	We'll get them next time.
	There are just so many examples of errors all across the board.
	Yeah, there are just too many.
	Do you have that clip there, Tocanone?
	Okay, let's show this clip.
	Apparently, this is about ballots with no names on there, or something or other.
	Let's see.
	This is another one that just came in.
	I gotcha.
	And what have you seen?
	I've seen ballots that don't belong to anybody, they don't show up in the voter registration, there's no name attached to them.
	And what are they doing with those ballots?
	I'm challenging them, and they're supposed to put them in a box to be evaluated, but then multiple So are they improperly filled out and you're looking to disqualify them?
	And where is this?
	We're writing everything down all day long.
	So are they improperly filled out and you're looking to disqualify them?
	And where is this? Is this Michigan?
	They have no name, if they don't have a home, or if the person was born in 1921 but registered to vote in 1900,
	that kind of doesn't make sense.
	So, but that's not on the ballot.
	When you vote, your ballot is just a ball.
	I like how she softened it.
	That kind of doesn't make sense.
	And by kind of, I mean it's insane.
	Like, you'd have to be retarded.
	Look, she's keeping an open mind for vampires, alright?
	I recognize that hall.
	I feel like we've been talking about it all afternoon.
	So, in other words, she's one of the few people who managed to make it behind the Bristol Board Curtain.
	And when she is trying to challenge these things, they're just not putting them aside.
	There needs to be a recount.
	Keep in mind here.
	Here, that's enough.
	I think we kind of got the point.
	There needs to be a recount.
	Place like Michigan and Wisconsin.
	Not for the reason that people thought there were recounts in Florida.
	There might have been some confusion over ballots.
	Really the issue with Florida was that it was too close to call.
	And I understand that.
	The issue here is we need a full recount of every single ballot so that someone can look.
	And it needs to be a recount by hand so that people can look through these and go, oh, this is the wrong signature.
	Oh, this was done with a sharpie was actually a vote for Trump.
	Right now, it's not that it's too close for comfort.
	It's that there is a huge portion of these ballots that shouldn't, that can't be trusted.
	And there shouldn't be a problem with recounting those at this point.
	Again, we should assume that this was something that was going to take place because this is unprecedented in an amount of mail-in ballots and different ways of people voting.
	What did you expect was going to happen?
	For crying out loud, when you get a new iPhone, you don't know how to work the new software for a little bit.
	What do you think is going to happen?
	It's always a little buggy.
	Republicans just came up with as an excuse for oh we need no we've been saying this for months right this is how it would go if you had mass mail-in voting and we've been saying it would be a mess so it is a mess and it's not surprising.
	Yeah, that's really, I guess, this isn't surprising to anybody.
	It is surprising to me, though, that it flipped entirely in that span of darkness when everyone was asleep.
	Yeah, it's a little questionable.
	That, to me, is the weirdest part in all of this, is, hey everyone, go to bed, we'll reconvene.
	Didn't they say they were going to reconvene at 9 or at 10 or something like that?
	Yeah, 9 or 10 in the morning.
	And then, 45 to an hour 15 later, we're back!
	And we found 120,000 votes for Biden.
	Well how'd that happen?
	You shouldn't have gone to sleep.
	You screwed up!
	You trusted us.
	Can't believe you closed your eyes.
	What do you think?
	Is this about as good a time as any here to probably call it a day?
	What needs to happen?
	What could happen in the future?
	That might be a good way to wrap it up.
	What could happen in the future with the map?
	Alright, well here.
	Let's take this map.
	Let's put on Georgia, North Carolina.
	Let's give that to Trump.
	So Georgia, North Carolina to Trump.
	I don't know if someone's there with a map.
	Georgia, North Carolina, Pennsylvania.
	Okay, that's 268.
	So I don't know what you did earlier, Audio Wade, where you had it at 270, but I'm gonna have to beat you with a rubber hose.
	Then he's gonna have to win one of those, or there's a recount in Michigan where people see some stuff, maybe some foul play there in Wayne County.
	I don't think there's more of a chance of him winning Nevada than I think Arizona at this point.
	Nevada is so close.
	I mean, what is it, 8,000, 7,000 votes?
	It's a pretty narrow, pretty narrow situation there.
	I'm kind of surprised, but what does worry me about Arizona was 80-something percent.
	There's a three-point spread, and oh, it actually just closed a little bit.
	A four-point spread in Arizona.
	Is there something there that we don't know?
	Why are they not calling Arizona?
	Because that's one of those things that you would look- certainly when you look at the other states that they've called for Biden.
	And why is it taking so long for them to count?
	Right.
	Arizona.
	Is that a- is that the Sharpie thing?
	Do they- do they just have really stupid people counting in Arizona?
	Even in South- or North Carolina and Georgia, why is it taking so long for them to count?
	I know North Carolina was going to be a little bit tougher because, if I'm not mistaken, they weren't going to count any of the mail-in ballots until after the same-day ballots.
	So North Carolina doesn't surprise me so much.
	I was saying North Carolina was one that might take a little while.
	And Pennsylvania we knew would take a while.
	I'll tell you, just on a county-by-county breakdown, one of the largest, actually I think the largest county, Maricopa County, is 1.6 million total votes, I think, either we have or expected.
	And they're only at 86 percent.
	Cococino, 86, it's a Biden lead.
	Pima County, 89 percent counted, 22 for Biden.
	But then you also have some very pro-Trump ones, though they're on the smaller side.
	You get Greenlee and a few other counties.
	So it's, there are a number... Have a majority of those counties been, a majority of the votes been counted in those counties?
	I mean a majority has, but they're sub 90, so you've still got a bunch of those that are out.
	And then you have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 different counties that have anywhere from 5-10% that are still out.
	to 8% that are actually 5 to 10% that are still out.
	And keep in mind too, Maricopa County is a big ass county.
	As far as physically Maricopa County.
	It's like the main county in Arizona.
	And so that is an example, maybe unlike Kenosha, where you could have portions of that county, Maricopa, that are, it's almost like, you could fit two or three, maybe even four, sometimes from what I've heard, at least two or three typical counties in Maricopa County.
	You may have a portion of that county that is very conservative, and that could be the remaining, whatever it is, 10%, 15%.
	It's a very non-homogenous county with a large area, very different neighborhoods.
	So when you get precincts coming in, you can't say, well, look, the first 10 precincts were X and so the rest will be X. You've got to recognize the difference between precincts in the county.
	I almost wonder how the police patrol Maricopa County.
	I mean, you must have a crazy fleet over there because it's huge.
	So there's something there that they're worried about.
	Again, it would be nice to know, but the media doesn't feel it's their job to educate us.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, so Ben Shapiro has some of these numbers from the Trump campaign, and I think this makes sense to me.
	He says, so here are the latest stats I'm hearing via the Trump campaign.
	They're sounding pretty confident Trump has a serious shot at taking Arizona and Pennsylvania.
	We already know about Pennsylvania, that it's looking pretty good.
	But in Arizona, Biden leads by 93,000 votes.
	There were 605,000 votes cast on Election Day, right?
	And so that is what we're counting right now.
	Trump only needs to win 57.7%.
	And Team Trump says they're pulling in 62% in Maricopa County and 72 to 80% in other counties.
	No, no, no.
	They haven't counted Election Day.
	I think what he's saying is they counted the mail-in first.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So what's remaining on Election Day.
	So in other words, if those numbers are true, then Trump probably will win.
	Yeah.
	So he needs to win 57% of the day of voting.
	Yes.
	And they're saying that he's winning 63.
	Yep.
	So one thing I was going to say, thank you Ben Shapiro for doing the job that Wolf Beans Blitzer wouldn't.
	What are we really expecting from Wolf?
	I mean, you know, you gotta throw the guy a ball that he can hit.
	That's the one thing I remember from 2016 is that I think it's King, the guy that was running all the different stats, and Wolf Blitzer, you know, he was trying to translate it for him and Blitzer just couldn't get it.
	So that is right.
	I wonder, is there anything that we can find in Nevada?
	Has Nevada mainly counted the mail-in votes?
	And what remains?
	Is it the same-day votes?
	Is it election-day votes?
	Because if that's the case, Nevada could also surprisingly go to Trump as well.
	If it's the flip side, if they've counted same-day votes and that's why it's close, and then they're going to count the mail-in votes or the early voting afterward, then it would be pretty much a lock for Joe Biden.
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure Nirvana... Nirvana... I'm pretty sure...
	I'm pretty sure Nevada is counting the mail-in ballots after.
	Okay.
	Yeah, that seems correct.
	I would be, I'm surprised that it's this close, but I would still be surprised if it went for Trump.
	Yeah, especially if they haven't counted the mail-in vote and that's what's coming in after.
	That would be a significant majority.
	Yeah, no doubt that'll go.
	That'll be left.
	But how does it happen that Philadelphia, unless this is coming from, I believe it was from Nate Silver, right?
	If someone can bring this up, from Nate Silver to Philadelphia, how does that come in 23,277 votes in Philadelphia, all for Biden.
	How does that happen?
	Now, are they just saying that that's 23,277 out of 30,000 votes?
	Doesn't sound like it.
	Sounds to me like they're saying two more batches of Pennsylvania votes were reported, and it's just Entirely for Biden.
	Yeah, unless there's some strange way that they're just reporting for one candidate at a time, that doesn't make any sense.
	Yeah, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense for me.
	And they're saying with 83% of the expected vote in, Trump's lead in Pennsylvania is now just below six points.
	So I don't know.
	I really don't know.
	But again, the problem, and this is also a reason that they want you to live in big cities, because they want you on public transportation.
	They want you to be dependent on the government.
	They want you to have to use subway cars.
	They don't want you to have your own cars.
	And it's a lot easier for them to control.
	This is the issue with a huge centralized federal government.
	A mistake is catastrophic.
	Right, let's just say we didn't have states.
	Let's use that as an example, okay?
	Let's say we didn't have 50 states.
	Let's say we only had one government.
	It was a federal government for this whole landmass.
	And something went wrong with voting.
	That's a catastrophe.
	And there's less accountability.
	It's the same thing if people just say, oh, you should just go by the popular vote.
	That really can be a disaster.
	That's why we have a Constitution.
	That's why we have states' rights.
	That's where we get into the difference between federalism or statism.
	Or is that a change of mind student there at TCU who tried to act like they were the same thing?
	It's like saying, I like cold food, but I prefer hot.
	Well, hold on a second.
	That's not the same.
	I'm a federalist, and I'm a statist.
	What are you saying?
	What are you saying?
	You're a Federalist Statist?
	You don't know what those terms mean.
	You're not a Republican Democrat.
	You're just an idiot.
	So, the point that I'm making here is there's a reason that we have a fractured government.
	That's a good thing.
	It's a good thing that we actually have a fractured governing body in the United States where different states can decide what's right for them.
	And that's why I also don't think it's a bad thing for there to be political division in the country.
	Now, I don't want to have civil wars, of course.
	I don't want there to be violence in the streets, of course.
	But, eh, Nah, too late.
	Not coming from the right, but it's coming from the left.
	However, I don't think there's anything wrong with people like, oh, we're too divided in this country.
	There's more that unites us than divides us.
	Not anymore.
	Not anymore in this country.
	Sorry, I don't agree with you.
	You believe in abortion up until and after birth?
	You believe in 62% income tax?
	You believe in open borders and free health care, taxpayers funded for illegal immigrants?
	No, I'm sorry, we don't have... You believe that we should just have anyone who can toss a ballot in a box and they can be postmarked five days later?
	No, no, listen, I'm sorry.
	What do we have in common with... What do I have in common with Joe Biden's democracy, with Kamala Harris?
	People want to tell me that I have more in common with Kamala Harris than I have differences because we live under the United States of America, which Kamala Harris fundamentally dislikes?
	No!
	And I don't think that's a bad thing.
	I think it's a healthy thing to say, hey, we have these disagreements.
	I think at one point in time we were all Americans and we all wanted to improve this country, but now we have a portion of this country who want to fundamentally transform the United States of America into something else.
	And you hear that rhetoric.
	If you went back to JFK, even if you go back to FDR, you look at people, you look at Bill Clinton, they weren't saying, we should be like Sweden.
	They weren't saying, we should do a mandatory gun buyback like Australia.
	They were saying, hey, you know what?
	We have these constitutional parameters, but maybe these are ways that we can work within them so that we can improve the lives on a day-to-day basis of Americans.
	Right now, the rhetoric is, hey, we're behind in everything.
	The United States should be like all of Europe as it relates to COVID.
	The United States should be like Europe.
	They should be like the Scandinavian countries as it relates to socialized healthcare, to safety nets, to how we curb drug innovation, to energy.
	This is not something that used to happen in this country.
	It was about improvements to the United States of America.
	Now you have one party that doesn't want the United States of America to be the country that it is, and they're willing to do that by any means necessary.
	And I would wager, I don't know, seems like voter fraud.
	Now here's one silver lining that I do hope here.
	in all of this. Like you said, Republicans have been talking about this for a long time,
	and we didn't go all in on the voter fraud thing. I said, listen, more of it is just
	because the post office is inefficient. It'd be like having the DMV running your election. So
	doesn't mean that there's always voter fraud. You'll find some stories of maybe a few hundred
	here, a couple thousand there. Sure, it does happen.
	However, there is definitely just a complete and total inability, just a basic lack of
	confidence in the mail-in voting system, because, Because again, it's a giant government bureaucracy.
	The United States Postal Service, they haven't, they've lost money!
	They've been in the red for 13 years!
	The only people less successful with the business model are the pollsters.
	So what I am hoping is at the end of this, when you get Facebook Big Ticket, it may make it easier to go after Facebook and Big Tech and YouTube and Twitter.
	You know why?
	Because they were saying there's no evidence of voter fraud and we're going to make sure that nobody claims victory on election night.
	That's not going to happen.
	There's no voter fraud.
	That's a conspiracy theory.
	But guess what?
	If these things are challenging the courts and what we're seeing transpire right now actually turns out to be true, we can say, ah, remember how you fact-checked everyone for saying that there was a chance, a possibility, of exactly what happened?
	How's that 230 protection working out for you?
	You look like you have something to say there, Half-Asian Bill, or are we going to close this out?
	Look, when we are going to ask a question over the next days or hours, and I know that we'll be back at some point either in the middle of the night or in the morning or tomorrow afternoon to talk about it, and it's keeping eyes open about what's happening on the ground.
	We've seen a huge outpouring of people who are commenting about the questions, about being given Sharpies.
	The challengers that are not being able to see what's going on, you know, just looking at some of the normal ways that people make sure that an election gets done correctly.
	And I think Crenshaw said it well.
	He's saying that these, you know, the comments about the security and the question, the sloppiness that's going on here is something that undermines the credibility of our system.
	And you're seeing that predominantly in these Democratic-led and organized cities.
	And no matter what happens, We know that the conservatives out there, those who are looking towards Trump and are supporting conservatives across the nation, are going to stand up and go, hey, let's look to the next one.
	And that's what's going to happen.
	And I think you're right that there is a number of people that we simply can't agree with.
	At some point.
	I do not think that's the majority of Americans.
	I think that a lot of folks are going to see something over the next two years if they voted for Biden and Kamala that they didn't want to see.
	They were hoping for something better out of Biden and he didn't deliver and it may hopefully swing us at some point and we're going to all have to be there to welcome them with open arms.
	Yeah, I'm not going to be welcoming them with open arms as far as Biden and Harris.
	No, no, not Biden and Harris.
	Oh, the next guy.
	I mean, the voters who didn't realize that their vote went on the wrong side.
	Yeah, I think that's also a good point.
	I don't think that necessarily the voters don't want the United States of America anymore.
	I think Kamala Harris is.
	I think the Democratic Party is.
	And I think Joe Biden doesn't even know where he is half of the time.
	But I absolutely think that at this point it needs to go to the courts.
	We need to find out.
	We need to know.
	And you can't listen.
	This is what happens, again, they try to kill the messenger, whether it was Giuliani.
	Well, okay.
	You can't do that at the end of the day when you set up a polling station in Detroit, okay?
	look, he fixed his mic pack in a Borat film.
	They try to do it with us.
	They try to do it with Mark Levin.
	Right, oh, they should be discredited because it's misinformation.
	That's what they were saying.
	Well, okay, you can't do that at the end of the day when you set up a polling station in Detroit, okay?
	And then you bring bags and coolers and wagons in in the dead of night with no security,
	and then you board up the polling station and don't let people vote.
	You know what?
	If you want to go with that, sure.
	finger at people saying, we think we might need to double check the integrity of the
	ballots.
	What are you, a conspiracy theorist?
	You know what?
	If you want to go with that, sure.
	Get your calculator ready because we're coming for you.
	And I don't know how this ends up.
	I still do think that Donald Trump is probably going to win.
	I do.
	I think he wins even with a dishonest game.
	And I think that with an honest game, he probably wins by a significantly larger margin.
	And just imagine what this would look like if we didn't have Twitter, Facebook, YouTube.
	This is what's so remarkable to me, and I know we've had a couple of times where I should have closed this out, but let me finally tell you, please.
	Think about this for a second.
	People could be bringing these videos of suspected, not voter fraud, but irregularities to anyone.
	They're not bringing it to Fox News.
	They're not bringing it to CNN, they're bringing it to us.
	When we have people like Senator Ted Cruz or Donald Trump Jr.
	calling in on my cell phone and saying, they could be calling in anywhere, they're calling into this show.
	And that's because, I think for a few reasons, obviously it's a big platform that we're grateful for and you are the ones who make it a big platform, but I think also they understand that this is a place where we're honest with our viewers, where we try to make sure that we inform you and we serve you and first and foremost entertain you.
	They could have taken it anywhere.
	And they've decided to take this information here.
	That's some trust.
	And you know what?
	That's trust that has been created, this infrastructure, entirely through you.
	Because you know what?
	We're not beholden to every single sponsor.
	We're not beholden to every single speech rule guideline on YouTube and Twitter and Facebook.
	Because at the end of the day, we can take our ball and go home.
	And so that puts us in a position.
	Subscription.
	You're joining up at Muggle, where you get this wonderful hand-etched girthy mug, but also the daily content.
	But it's also what creates a platform where we are not beholden to anyone outside of you.
	And you know what?
	The Bible talks about being unequally yoked.
	There's no one I'd rather be yoked to than you.
	Not bedsheets or a little vibrating toothbrush.
	My point is, I'm glad.
	I'm so glad you said two French.
	The point is, I'm glad for viewers like you.
	And I do think that this is a real tipping point.
	And what I'm kind of surprised by is when I grew up in Canada, remember when George Bush was president?
	Think about this for a second.
	They thought that the United States was under the thumb of Halliburton.
	Like, ah!
	Halliburton!
	Oil!
	Well, first off, that doesn't really, right now, it doesn't really matter because you have so many companies that have gotten into fracking with it.
	They thought, big oil!
	Big pharma!
	Although, now, big pharma isn't really an issue because they want to go to big pharma because, you know, they need some help with the COVID, and you should, you should believe the science.
	Not science, but the science.
	But for some reason, we don't hear those same cries like we heard of Halliburton with Big Tech from the left.
	Every single Democrat at that hearing said, I think you need to censor more content.
	Look, I believe that all human beings inherently look out for their own selfish interests.
	Myself included and yourself included.
	And what works is We get to do a show, and you looking out for your own self-interest have determined that this is the show you want to be able to watch, and so you join up and you support the show.
	People look out for their own self-interest.
	That's why we believe in conservatism.
	I believe, as a general rule, if we simplify it, when people are left to make decisions individually as to what's best for their family and their lives, they do it relatively well.
	I believe that a bureaucrat in Washington D.C.
	or Nancy Pelosi, I don't think they do it very well.
	So understanding that people do act in their own selfish interests, and most people do understand this, that's why they accused us of going to war for oil in Halliburton, because big, evil, greedy oil company.
	Why does that disappear?
	With the most powerful corporations that have ever existed.
	Why with the Democrats?
	Well, first off, why does it disappear with Joe Biden with Wall Street banks?
	You look at the big money, the big dark money in his campaign.
	Why all of a sudden do we not think that he's a puppet candidate?
	But why all of a sudden does the left not believe that Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube are looking out for their own self-interest in a complete lack of transparency, speaking from both sides of their mouth, and having the luxury of the legal protections of being a platform With all of the perks that come with being a publisher and being able to selectively edit content.
	Why all of a sudden did we go Halliburton Oil because they got a contract?
	Do you have any idea how small of a drop in the bucket that would be?
	Compared to just the bottom line, just the spreadsheets?
	On Google alone?
	What I'm just saying is, yeah, I think people act in their own selfish interests, so let's apply that idea across the board equally, especially with big tech, who've absolutely tried to pull the rug out from under the American public with this election.
	It's close, and I think Trump's probably going to win, but oh my gosh, if it was anywhere near being fair, and if we actually had the town hall Being an open town hall.
	Right now, what do we have?
	We have a town square where half the people aren't even allowed to go in there, and then they hold an election.
	So let's apply it equally.
	And you know what?
	If you believe that people act in their own selfish interests, and you believe that we shouldn't all be yoked to everyone's selfish interests, so we should allow folks to make their best decisions as it relates to their municipality, their family, their state, and then a federal level, and if you believe that if businesses act in their own selfish interests, fine, but they shouldn't get subsidies from the government, and they shouldn't enjoy certain protections, and we shouldn't play favorites, Well, guess what?
	You agree with me, and congratulations, you're a conservative.
	Remember that next time you vote.
	I don't know when we will be with you next.
	Maybe it'll be tomorrow, but for sure next Monday.
	Good morning, Mug Club.
	We will see you then.
	Thank you so much for making these last 24 hours hell.
	There's no one I'd rather be burning up with.
	Does it really mean anything?
	Does it go anywhere?
	She's sideways.

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