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Oct. 29, 2020 - Louder with Crowder
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Brrrr.
Yeah, it's because I'm cold.
Because they called us a cold open.
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Oh, oh.
It sounded like blowing bubbles in milk.
That was a combination of waterboarding and diarrhea.
I wasn't in it.
You just ruined our show on the outset by going scatological.
Here's what's funny about that.
That would have gotten us banned, or at least fined, on the FCC.
Really?
You could say, you're verbal diarrhea.
Fine.
You said, that guy's butt had diarrhea.
No.
Really?
If they said, that guy is a piece of shit, you would be like, ah, maybe, fine.
But if you say, that guy, that's his piece of shit, they would say no.
The lines are weird.
The FCC's discrimination against the field of proctology is...
Just shameful.
Terrible.
The problem is with proctology, what is it, they use a sigmoidoscope?
Is that what it is?
What's the scope they use?
Man, I don't know.
My guy uses a kaleidoscope, and it's almost like there's no value.
He's like, oh, look, there's like a rainbow.
I'm like, there's a rainbow?
That's not it.
That might be for fun.
Can we move on, sir?
And then he goes on to the skin cancer screening, which requires a lot of parting.
River!
Hey, no, Joe Louis, go back here.
Oh, you know what happened?
I crumbled up and threw a paper.
Happy to be with you.
Sorry, chaotic day.
My half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond, is here.
Hello.
Quarter black Garrett is here.
Hey, good morning.
My cousin, who met you yesterday, didn't believe you were black.
Audio Wade is there.
Too Cute Maddie on overlays.
Gerald, how are you?
He's not black.
There was a question.
Was that a Joe Biden ploy?
I mean, come on.
What?
I'm offended.
I'm going to start a riot.
As a matter of fact, this could just be called the first Joe Biden five minutes because we talked about soiling oneself and that people are not black.
That's true.
Joe Biden-themed.
So, let's move on to more uplifting news.
There have been two terror attacks in France.
Oh, yay.
Suspect.
One woman was just beheaded at a Notre Dame church.
Two others were killed in Nice by a terrorist.
Here's the thing.
They were shouting, Allahu Akbar, and there was another knifeman who was shouting, Allahu Akbar.
He was shot dead by the police.
And I've told you guys how in the morning I have this app where I set up news.
So I listen to Fox News and NPR, and I have ABC News and BBC.
And truth be told, there really are no other conservative voices on there outside of Fox News.
But I try and get, just when I wake up, about 20 minutes of news from all sources.
And the first time I had heard about this story, about the attack in Nice, so this is at 5 a.m.
on my little news report, And it took me a while to go back and find this, right, so we could get a recording.
I said, hey, let's find this recording because it's a news thing that changes every half hour.
This is exactly how the story was presented.
Dave, this was an attack in broad daylight at a church in the city of Nice.
Police say three people have been killed.
There are reports one of them was beheaded.
Several others were injured.
The mayor of Nice is describing it as terrorism and says a suspect who's in the hospital Kept shouting, God is greatest in Arabic as he was arrested.
Hold on a second.
Seems like he's trying to script saying God is greatest in Arabic.
Do you mean the catchphrase?
Yeah.
Do you mean the catchphrase?
Like there were many people saying, long live the resistance in their native tongue of French.
Well, why don't you mean... You mean like quoting William Wallace in German?
He said... What was that?
He said, they may take our lives but never take it from you.
Well, he's also English!
You're making it hard!
He was saying God is great in Arabic.
Do you mean Allahu ak-fricken-bar, which is the sound that makes everyone hit the deck?
Yeah, exactly.
I think it was actually related to, uh, she wasn't wearing a mask, so there was a fence taken there.
Who knows, the beheader could have been Fauci in a mask.
Oh my gosh.
Ooh, interesting.
Listen, listen!
I'm just saying, anonymity!
They had one of those things in the front of the church which says how high the person is, and the person was at least 5'1", so clearly... And no strings.
Maybe that's how Fauci got to be head of the CDC, is that midget money.
There is, there's a midget grant if you're below 5 foot.
Not a joke, I knew a girl who was 4 foot 8, but she didn't look like a midget, she was just small, and she got midget money.
Is it called midget money?
It's called short people subsidies.
It's called short people subsidies.
I think it's little people subsidies.
It's not supposed to be given out willy-nilly to people who are just short.
It's supposed to be given out to the actual people who are like...
you know, the poor midget...
The guys who look like Hoggle!
Okay. Okay.
But she was just short, and she got the money, and I felt like she was abusing her privilege.
It's an LPLSS, Little People Lump Sum settlement.
Exactly.
And by the way, this is the second beheading in France this month.
The teacher was beheaded for showing cartoons of Muhammad.
It's a tragedy, and I hate seeing this, and I also just thank God that I don't live in France or
Canada anymore.
Thank goodness.
Yeah.
Having that Islamic culture kind of come in, that probably wasn't a great idea, France.
You probably should have had some border control there.
Well, you know what, they've locked down their economies for four weeks along with Germany, so there will be no commerce, and I'm sure that'll bounce back.
It'll work.
You know, I want to jump in real quick to say something.
What's interesting is people always point to America as apparently the founder and sponsor, not just the president, but a user of racism in the world stage.
But they'll never point at any places in Western Europe except during these attacks.
But actually when you go there and you look at the way that The kind of what I would call the common French people are treating immigrants, there's just a complete lack of any kind of empathy at all for even the people who are not dangerous, those who want to assimilate.
Whereas in America we have said if you want to come in and assimilate, you want to run a business,
you can go to a different church, it's cool, just don't behead anyone.
Right.
Killing somebody in a square.
And yet there's a baseline of indecency.
There is a cover-up of the type of racism that is involved there that is completely
anathema in the United States.
Yeah, no, and people are rejecting it there in Europe.
It's not working out very well We're gonna be talking about a lot today, but by the way We're gonna be talking about the Philly riots and we have Elijah Schaefer who's been down on the ground He will be here live with us today.
Sorry.
I should have introduced all these stories Oh, yeah, we're gonna be talking about the big tech what we call it summit hearing yesterday.
So people Subpoenas.
You have to talk, even though you don't really want to talk.
And what else are we going to be talking about?
We're going to be talking about one more thing.
I don't remember exactly what it was, but mainly Philly and this.
I will do my best to not put Elijah Schaefer in any risk of being killed.
He's doing fine, yeah.
He's doing fine himself.
Yeah, he's doing fine.
He just got his teeth knocked in at a five below in the Philadelphia riots.
You know what?
We'll talk about the election, but first you have the polls that changed after Joe Biden said he's going to ban all fossil fuels effectively.
Sorry, we're gonna phase it.
We're gonna mix it out.
What are you saying?
So that, and now, add violent riots.
See you going red, Pennsylvania!
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So you get to see everything on YouTube and say, maybe I want this every day along with all the other stuff that goes up on And Muck Club that we can't watch on YouTube because, well we'll talk about that.
Can we still tell YouTube to piss off?
That's kind of fun.
It's fun, you can say it now.
Okay, piss off YouTube.
Well, that was weak.
That was way too early too.
You do the stutter!
I don't want to make fun of Joe Biden!
I have to say one quick thing about that is, for those who haven't gone out and voted, those who are still talking to people who have still to go out and vote, and if you're some of these states where you can vote like nine days afterwards, definitely keep talking to people.
People should know, everyone in Wisconsin, Michigan, you beat the lines and vote three days after election day.
Yes.
Best way.
These great tips.
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Election hacks!
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Best ways to get your vote in.
It's just a bunch of guys three days late at the polling station with taking Paracetam.
Here's the thing, there is a legitimate chance of conservative voices being even further removed, shadow banned, changed in a Biden presidency.
And even if he loses the presidency, if you're not looking down ballot at the Senate, I mean the House is what the House is, but at the Senate, And the impact that's going to have, nothing about an interpretation of Section 230 in the Supreme Court will matter if Congress can just change the law and if Biden is in the White House to be able to sign that over to allow Big Tech to do what it wants.
It is terrifying.
So we're going to get into that.
My question to you, we have several questions today.
What did you think of the hearings yesterday on Big Tech?
And then do you think that the riots a week out from election will affect Pennsylvania?
There shouldn't be early voting for everybody.
Under certain circumstances, I understand.
Of course I voted absentee because I was on the road doing stand-up one election, and so I had to vote absentee.
But it shouldn't be a system where everyone can vote weeks early because a lot of people now are going, ooh, I wish I could kind of change my vote.
Sorry!
Too late!
Unless your ballot got thrown in the trash, and there's a good chance of that.
So you know what?
Don't sweat it.
Still too late.
Now, before we get to that, the New York Times released the name of the author from 2018.
He called himself anonymous.
Remember the author about how Donald Trump had no character?
Well, it turns out that the guy is noted CNN contributor and Biden supporter Miles Taylor, who every now and then got Pence coffees.
But here's the thing.
So he's the anonymous whistleblower now.
This was big everywhere.
They were like, oh, tune into the news at 4.
And I told everyone on the team, like, tune into the news at 4 Eastern or 3 Central Time, as I call it, God's Time.
And then I realized, I'm like, wait, this is the same guy who not that long ago was asked by Anderson Cooper, point blank, if he was anonymous.
Here you go.
There was an op-ed, there was a book by someone calling themselves anonymous.
Are you aware of who that is?
I'm not.
Look, that was a parlor game that happened in Washington, D.C.
of a lot of folks trying to think of who that might be.
I've got my own thoughts about who that might be.
Really?
You're not anonymous.
I wear a mask for two things, Anderson.
Halloweens and pandemics.
So, no.
Wait, wait, wait, so...
♪♪♪ He's a liar?
Is that it?
He's a person who says things that are lies?
He tells lies, yeah, he's a liar.
Oh!
Look at Anderson Cooper with his dead werewolf albino eyes.
Couldn't get the truth.
Man, poor guy.
What do you think?
Listen, having a butt baby really takes it out of you.
Oh! Gosh!
Alright. Let's go to the Twitter, Facebook, the hearing, the highlights. Um...
This is something, so there are a few highlights here, and did we manage to get that clip of that lady?
Yes.
But the first thing is, everyone was talking about Jack Dorsey.
This must have really been painful for him, because in order to get himself off the hook legally, he had to admit that his product is of no value.
Here he is, looking like he just lost his Wilson.
Mr. Dorsey, does Twitter have the ability to influence elections?
No.
You don't believe Twitter has any ability to influence elections?
No, we are one part of a spectrum of communication channels that people have.
WELLSON! WELLSON! For crying out loud! Jack Dorsey, make yourself a-
You wouldn't be presentable at a corn concert!
Unless he's on stage.
So he had to sit there and say, no, Twitter has no ability to influence the election.
And when they heard about it, actually, the Joe Biden campaign weren't happy.
They tweeted this in response.
Disappointed, yeah.
Very unhappy.
Shouldn't give access to his aides.
No, he was describing what had just happened.
They were like, wait a minute, but why are we paying all of these Twitter people to make sure that they shut down the New York Post story?
Damn you, influencers!
We have no influence.
Why did you ban the story at all as it relates to the election?
I'm a partisan hack.
I really, I don't know.
I just came back from an Ayahuasca trip.
Have you seen my nose ring?
I think it's fake.
I think it's a fake nose ring.
It's a clip-on.
He's just got a small family of sparrows living in a beard.
He's like, this is Tweety.
I nurture them.
Can you imagine having to follow that guy at work?
Like, he's your fearless leader for the CEO of your company.
He walks in and he's like, who the hell is this guy?
He's your very fearful leader.
Yeah, exactly.
He goes back to his office and goes, guys, listen, we are in the information age.
We are one of the most influential platforms in the world.
We are the ones who provide the free exchange of information and ideas.
And then when asked, so you believe that you have an influence on information and ideas, Where'd you get that from?
Not me.
Senator Cruz, I'd like to respond to that by saying no, we are completely impotent.
Just, no.
Terrible.
We have no influence on the election.
We are ranked dead last as far as social influence.
And I cannot get an erection to please my lover.
It is a real problem.
But I can actually throw this out of a tower and have my partner climb it.
Utilities.
But I've sworn off radishes.
There you go.
A little fairytale humor there.
So here's another one.
By the way, it's really important to note, the New York Post is still banned from tweeting today.
They're still banned from tweeting today because Jack Dorsey went on to say, well, what they can do is they can just delete their original tweet, and then they'll be able to... First off, why would they have to delete their original tweet?
They said, well, no, no, they're not banned.
New York Post can go into their account and delete the original tweet, and then they'll be able to, uh, we've unbanned the article, is what they said.
So they said, the original tweet was a violation, now we've made it so the article isn't a violation, well then why is that tweet banned, right?
It should retroactively apply because you realize, oh, turns out it wasn't a Russian hack, it was actually real.
You guys are the Russian hacks!
Haha, irony!
If that is no longer considered Russian disinformation, which we know it's not, they were saying, Jack Dorsey said at this hearing, alright, New York Post can go into their account as long as they delete the first tweet, and then they can repost it after.
People who understand social media like we understand it, why would they do that?
Here's why.
Because there's a critical mass that occurs if you put out a tweet and it goes viral.
Let's say 50,000 retweets, 100,000 retweets, 250,000 likes.
You lose that.
It is far more valuable to have 100,000 retweets and likes on one than it is to have 50,000 across two.
People need to understand that because that is what these algorithms favor, and they've already done the damage.
In other words, if New York Post has to delete their original, breaking, validated, authenticated scoop, Now they repost it, it might get a fraction of the interactions, and Jack Dorsey knows that.
It'd be like if YouTube came out and said, well, Stephen, he just deletes everything, and now he can make videos critical of Vox.
Oh, well thank you!
By the way, will you throttle them so that no one can see them?
Yes, of course, we'll make sure that nobody sees your videos on Vox, but you can release them!
Yeah, instead of millions of views, we'll give you tens of views to start with.
How's that?
And think of this.
They're asking for New York Post to remove it.
So instead of them removing it, it's no longer a Section 230 issue.
Exactly.
It's no longer Twitter has removed it, as it relates to the New York Post, because if anyone has had the ability to prove good faith or a lack thereof, which was the central part of the hearing yesterday and the questions that were raised, It all goes away if you've made the user take it down.
Right, like Jeffrey Epstein hanging himself.
If you find Hillary Clinton's fingerprints on his trachea, it's a problem.
If he somehow defies the laws of physics by snapping three bones with a bed sheet, we're none the... Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
Good on you, Castaway.
Here's the thing, though.
One of the Hunter Biden articles, at least one of them, was still blocked at the time of the hearing.
Here, let's show this up.
We have it as B-roll.
Look, this is... Right here, bring it up there, quarterback.
Yeah, there you go.
This is still, at this point, you will see, cannot be posted at the time of the hearing.
So that's a big thing to me, lying under oath.
That's technically called perjury.
Technically called perjury.
Just technically.
Also practically.
Also legally.
Bill Clinton got a blowjob and we threw out the rule book on perjury.
Nah, we did.
I think it's called a mouth release.
I want to ask you this, half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman.
Is this an admission?
Because after being publicly called out on what we just showed you, Twitter unblocked the story.
Yes.
So again, in a time where maybe they didn't admit it, but it's like, hey, hold on a second.
You said at the hearing that it wasn't blocked.
You said that the New York Post can go in and basically Kevorkian themselves.
And then you say, but then everyone can post it right now.
Then people are, wow, this is happening live.
This is amazing to me.
These people run social media and they don't understand that they're being discredited on their own platforms.
As they're speaking.
He's talking on a Zoom call, which is being broadcast on traditional media and on YouTube, and he's saying, yeah, people can post that.
We made sure that we fixed the mistake.
And people right then are using Jack Dorsey's platform going, no!
No!
No, hey, hey!
Turn on Super Chat!
That guy, that guy's full of shit!
Castaway's full of shit!
I mean, you know, it would have been nice if we had had someone in the Senate who was young enough to actually have done it live and just been like, well, actually... Yeah.
Yeah.
Actually, I could show you, it's right here.
If we could turn this on to the PowerPoint...
I tried to go that way.
And how stupid is that?
I present to you, uh, Exhibit, You're Screwed!
Jack.
Jack, why don't you do this with me?
Try and see if you can post it.
But how dumb is that?
They said they made a mistake.
They said this was improper.
We shouldn't have done that.
That was a mistake on our part, but they said...
You can't actually have the original tweet.
Even though it was a mistake on our part, it was still bad then.
It was still against our rules then, even though we've just said that our rules don't matter.
I think Bill's point is very well received.
They know that there's liability at this point, and they are really trying to skirt it.
So let's get to some more.
This is also what should scare everybody there.
All of the Democrats support The censorship of speech online.
And I use that word, I didn't used to use that word, but I do now.
I do now.
When I say censorship because they are in bed with the government, when they are suppressing actual stories that relate to government officials and the potential future president of the United States, now we are dealing with companies that are in cahoots with the government who are trying to do their bidding.
And think about this for a second.
When we've talked about the big backers for Biden, we've talked about Wall Street, we've talked about big tech, we've talked about big media, there have never been companies more powerful than big tech.
Twitter doesn't really need to be included in there, but we'll include them just because we don't want Jack to go off the deep end.
I don't like him, but I see him as a worthy opponent.
I don't want him to actually walk off a ledge.
But if you look at Facebook, Alphabet, Google, right, Twitter, you can probably toss Apple there into the mix, Amazon.
There have never been companies more powerful than these companies.
And the Democrats are fawning over them, if you go and watch these hearings, fawning over them and begging, please, please, please, can we give you more control so you can give us kickbacks?
Can you please censor people so that no information that might be presenting us in a negative light even just, you know, sees the light of day?
Please, please, please.
And these are the party of the little Well guys, think about this for a second.
Donald Trump isn't saying, I want to get the New York Times removed from Twitter.
He's not saying, I want to get liberals removed.
He's saying, we need free speech for all.
Just like when he said, not saying white supremacists or neo-Nazis who should be condemned totally, but they were fine people on both sides.
Donald Trump believes that people who want to tear down Confederate statues, even though he disagrees with them, That they can be fine people.
Donald Trump believes that people who disagree with him should be able to be on Twitter.
He believes that even the fake news, lying media, CNN, New York Times should be on there.
He just wants the right to rebut, to have a little bit of a volley back and forth.
As opposed to the Democrats, this is something that was chilling to me.
I don't know the name of this broad, kind of looks like Elizabeth Warren, but isn't.
She actually, when talking with Zuckerberg and Dorsey, called on them to censor more and specifically The President.
Here you go.
I believe that the tech companies here today need to take more action, not less, to combat misinformation, including misinformation on the election, misinformation on the COVID-19 pandemic, and misinformation and posts meant to incite violence.
And that should include misinformation spread by President Trump on their platforms.
So here's the thing.
That's bad enough.
If you had more context it's even worse because Jack Dorsey had just gotten done saying when he was talking about I think it was the leader of Hamas or the Iranian regime talking about eradicating the Jews saying well we actually allow that because we have policies that allow world leaders if it's saber-rattling but they have They have censored Donald Trump's posts.
So think about this for a second.
That lady would rather the Iranian regime and Hamas and ISIS have ability on social media because no one, no Democrat said, come on, take that down from the Ayatollah there.
But instead they're saying, for example, when Donald Trump says he's immune to COVID, that needs to be removed.
How about wiping off the Jews like a cockroach from the face of the map?
How about those statements?
Can we start with those before we get to Donald Trump claiming he's immune, which is very likely in line with science, if at least for four months?
Think about that!
Yeah, and do you think that little exclamation point came up and said, you know, check to see if this story is true whenever the Khomeini said that the Holocaust didn't happen?
Do you think that Twitter was making sure that people read the full article so that they weren't led astray when he's posting something like that?
I don't think so, and I don't think any Democrat is calling for anything like that because it's a useful tool for them.
And until it turns on them.
Their only motions, their only calls, if you watch this, was for more censorship.
Yeah.
It was, hey, please, we'll give you more control.
It was, it was, people talk about a dog whistle.
This wasn't a dog whistle.
This was, this was the Democrats saying, go back and watch the entire hearing summit.
What was it?
Is it subpoenas?
I don't know what we call it.
So their hearings, they agreed to show up without having to be forced with the subpoenas
because they were threatened with subpoenas and they just said, fine, we'll come and talk.
Okay.
So go back and watch the entire hearing.
And it's basically them saying to the leaders of big tech, hey, if we win, we're going to
protect you.
And we're going to make sure that you can, you can remove people you don't like with
the hate speech policy.
We got you covered.
That was the entire tone, and actually spoken from Democrats, which is, to me, it is so terrifying.
I'm reminded of when Justin Trudeau was running, I believe.
He was running in Canada for Prime Minister.
People don't know this. When people say, oh, mean, the corporate media, okay.
The alternative is government media and you don't have to go to Venezuela.
You can go to Canada, right? We have CBC radio Canada.
I think now they might have, they might've finally gotten cable down there.
And I think maybe like for the first time, the last two weeks in Canada,
the internet doesn't go.
So they were running and they were running for prime minister.
I may have this wrong as far as who made this promise.
There's the Conservatives, NDP, and the Liberal Party.
And either it was the NDP or the Liberal Party, one of them, I think the NDP promised a $100 million grant To CBC, government media, if he won.
And I think it was Trudeau who promised a $150 million grant.
Oh, it's just a bidding war.
And he won.
Wow, that's so kind of him.
So just think about the corporate media, man.
Right, you'd rather have media where Bernie can just say, we're going to tax billionaires and give you $20 billion.
Hope that works for you, CNN!
And when you look at the end of that statement that that woman made, where she was like, we need to make sure to remove Misinformation that is leading to violence.
No one's removing Reza McAslan, the guy who's calling to burn it all down.
No one's censoring any of the BLM protesters who are out there, capital BLM, who are out there saying, oh yeah, let's just destroy neighborhoods.
Why did you do your Dave Chappelle white guy voice for BLM?
Because it's a lot of white people.
Let's go destroy neighborhoods.
Hold on, let me Android search here in Millenheim Cocktail.
I don't have supplies.
Let's go get some Mezcal.
I mean, I think it's been scientifically proven that only white people have read Anarchist Cookbook.
Probably.
And so, and then when you hear, I mean, we had Wallace, the gentleman who was shot the other night with a knife.
You know, one of the things that he said, and I was actually glad to see it on the front page of CNN, he's saying, stop burning down our cities, right?
There's nothing is coming out of this that is happening, and yet no one is taking any steps in big tech to remove those types of calls of violence.
Why?
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows the answer because it's helpful.
They want a disco inferno.
Here is another clip.
Zuckerberg was asked.
This one was pretty, uh, this one was just, I mean, it's just fun.
Zuckerberg was puzzled.
And by the way, when you look at Zuckerberg now, I don't know about, but it looks like his, it looks like his eyes are trying to run away from each other.
Like maybe his eyeballs are playing tug of war with the bridge of his nose.
If you'll see what I mean, his eyes are further apart.
Like he basically Basically he has two periscopes going left and right at this point.
So Zuckerberg was asked if he could name... This was after, by the way, in the hearings they had named many conservatives prominent, including the president, including senators, including major publications like the New York Post, the fourth most distributed newspaper in the country, that had been banned.
Not even a conservative publication, by the way, that had been outright banned.
And Zuckerberg was asked point-blank, can you name me, I think all of them were asked point-blank, can you name me one comparable high-profile Democrat?
Or organization, meaning organizations like Planned Parenthood or a Joe Biden or Elizabeth Warren.
Here's the answer from Zucks.
One high profile liberal person or company who you've censored.
I understand that you're saying that there are complaints on both sides, but I just want one name of one person or one entity.
Senator, I need to think about it and get you more of a list, but there are certainly many issues on both sides of the aisle where people think we are making content moderation decisions that they disagree with.
Objection!
That was not the question, you catfish-eyed freak!
Skinsuit's not fitting.
That was not the question.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a skinsuit.
Next hearing, he's just gonna walk up and go, Water.
Sugar.
Water.
That was not the question.
There are a lot of people who complain.
No, no.
Have you banned any... Look, you've done it with Donald Trump.
You've done it with Ted Cruz.
You've done it with Steven Crowder.
Have you done it?
You've done it with New York Post.
Have you done it with New York Times?
Have you done... When they posted the tax returns, which by the way, is actually illegal!
Right.
Although, maybe it wasn't because they weren't real.
But... So I don't know.
They knew they were fake when they published them?
I don't know what.
Yeah, I have no idea.
It's a different kind of illegal.
Just give an answer.
One.
You know what?
We take Cardi B. Did you just throttle Cardi B when she was talking about cleaning your asshole with your fingernail?
Did you just say, maybe let's put an age-sensitive warning on the Cardi B asshole with your fingernail?
Let's just do that.
Can you name me one?
Come on.
We're really trying to give you anything here, Zuck.
I need to make a list.
Yeah, if they did have one, then they definitely would have remembered that.
They definitely would have brought that up as an example, because it makes them look good.
If they had one, they would have gone in with a list of names, and they would have just fit it in.
Well, last hearing, they asked him similar questions, and he said, oh, I'll have to make a list.
I'll have to look into it.
Dude, you had time.
It was like a year.
Ultimately, you have to ask yourselves, do you think it's possible that these billionaires and their billion-dollar companies have some of the best legal teams and lawyers who would have prepped them for hours and days on end and said, you know, I think someone's going to ask, are you biased?
So we should come up with an example.
I think that might be the first thing.
Oh, you know what?
Let's just let them ask first, and then we'll go back and look.
No, I'm sure they sat around and Zuck goes, None.
Well, here's the thing.
Who do you think is going to be the sacrificial lamb so that they can say they at least banned one?
They're looking through their list of Democrats they don't like.
I've banned this guy for at least a day.
The next time we'll have an answer.
Tomorrow morning, DeRay is in for a rude surprise.
What the fuck?
I make a comment about Planet of the Apes in the vest and now I'm banned.
It could ban him for self-racism.
DeRay McKesson, you remember that?
I don't think, and I was disruptive.
I almost had to leave the theater.
What was the last Planet of the Apes?
Rise of the... Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, once again, for a little final time, whatever it's called.
DeRay... A lot of prepositional phrases.
DeRay, who has his blue vest, right?
Do you remember the story?
He was complaining about the Planet of the Apes.
So I didn't plan on seeing Planet of the Apes, and there was nothing to go see at that point?
Yeah.
And I had read the article of DeRay complaining, talking about potentially suing the makers of Planet of the Apes, because they co-opted his blue vest.
They said he co-opted my blue vest, it's iconic, and they clearly put it in the movie.
I didn't really think much of it.
That's weird.
Then I go to see the movie, and this is never, ever, ever a racist thought that anyone would have had in their head, and it wasn't even interpreted as racist.
I was simply snapshotting with my photographic memory the DeRay article on my head, and all of a sudden there's, with an AR-15, a chimpanzee with a little beanie and a blue vest going, And I'm sitting there going, DeRay?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH When it pulled into the station, which was a chimpanzee in DeRay's Vespa, with an AR-15!
I remember what you're talking about, that's so silly.
And the least comparable part to DeRay, of course, was the AR-15.
The whole thing.
I can't imagine me watching Congo and seeing the white apes with lasers be like, clearly they co-opted my pompadour.
It's such a ridiculous thing where people are like, oh, you know, no racism's out there everywhere.
And it's like, okay, sure, there are racists and there is racism, but there's something to be said about the insidious nature of being told that you were a victim at every level, that everything's going to happen.
Or the perpetrator, no matter what.
Right, and then every time you go, and in any NASCAR garage you go into, a little loop to pull down the door is a noose, right?
I mean, you begin to see it everywhere, and you begin to see it where it doesn't exist.
You live and you're defined by it.
And it's a terrible thing, and yet no one is recognizing the mental harm, or just the terrible demeaning of people by telling them, you are a constant victim.
There's something inherent in you that makes you lesser.
Well there was a, there was a UFC, hold on, let me see what they're saying.
Critics are saying on CNN that Florida is under-reporting new cases among students.
Oh, really?
They're under-reporting cases among a group of people who have a .003% death rate?
The humanity!
Imagine one of them, like, gets COVID and is, like, just, you know, doing a kegger, doing an upside-down beer keg stand.
I can't taste the Natty Light.
I can't taste the Natty Light!
Everyone!
Go on without me!
I only have a 99.97% survival rate!
Go!
Leave me behind!
This is so pathetic!
I think they're trying to eat COVID so that they can't, in fact, taste the Natty Light.
If you are not willing to venture out into public and you are willing to have other people's businesses and livelihoods destroyed because of a .03% death rate, you're kind of a pussy boy.
Or girl.
It's true.
Or, no, I wouldn't use that for a girl.
You're just inconsiderate.
That's tasteful, I like that.
What were we talking about?
We were talking about some of the black thing before.
We were talking about the victim deal.
We were talking about Facebook and not finding a single candidate.
We were talking about a noose.
It's how when you look around if you're told you're a victim from the time you're born from every news source and every social media company and every person in your school that you're a victim and you're gonna grow up and you're gonna see victimhood everywhere you go.
Every time it gets a little chilly, God's a racist.
Every time, you know, don't get a good deal on a car, GMC is racist.
I mean, you would see it everywhere because you're born to be... That's what they're teaching.
When we were kids, they'd be like, hey, why is it raining?
Because the angels are crying, but now they're teaching kids, hey, why is it raining?
Because God's upset that a black man got a promotion, and these tears are... Tears of anger.
Hey, Bill, you're Asian, right?
Obviously.
Were you told you were a victim your entire life?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Not well.
By certain people.
By who?
By certain people.
So folks who, maybe not at the time, would have identified as what we call progressive or even Democrat at the time, but there was a victimhood mentality from some folks who would say, there's clearly no way that you're getting, you know, there's no way you're going to really be able to get ahead.
I mean, I remember distinct conversations of folks who would say, well, the reason why we have to have diversity scholarships and things like that is because in the past your What did your community tell you?
Did your family say, yep, that's true?
No.
So now they need it and I said, well, but I don't need it.
Can I give it to this other person who needs it?
Who was a woman who grew up in a trailer, first to go to college, her family wasn't
paying, she was working two jobs and I was like, can we just give her the money?
They're like, we can give it to you and then you can give it to her.
But technically she doesn't qualify.
What did your community tell you?
Did your family say, yep, that's true?
No.
So which translates from the original Mandarin to get your fucking ass up and get to work.
Because if you can work, you can do it.
You can succeed.
There you go.
And then that was followed by lashes.
Yeah.
It's the bamboo beatings that I think really drive the ball.
And then for the way that you just spoke on my show, it's Hope You Like the Lever 2000.
Because there's gonna be duct tape right into your mouth.
Or the Life Boy.
But no Dove.
No Dove.
Duct tape's not that good on the skin.
Is it not?
Shipping tape's way better.
We'll gotta do shipping tape.
Masking tape.
Doesn't leave as many marks.
Don't you love how much it's backfired to the vote by mail right now?
They're like, well, hold on a second.
All ballots that were sent should be counted, but now they're finding out that because the post office sucks, it's now 10 days for the letters to come in, for the votes to come in.
Let me simplify this for you.
If you're an adult, you get your ballot in on time, okay?
If you're an adult, you get your ballot in on time.
That's it.
There's election day.
It's it.
It's done.
Let's get into the nuances of policy and put your dick away.
Let's talk about... No, listen.
If you are an adult, get your ballot in on time.
But what if I sent it?
I don't care!
Yeah.
These are the same people who, like, bend over backwards to get their credit card payment mailed in on time to make sure they don't have a $50 fine, but voting for the president, eh, they get there.
Date never changes.
It's always the same.
Every four years.
Wait, it's November 3rd?
Is it?
I'm so confused.
I have no idea.
I don't know how it works on leap year.
It's 2020, everything takes longer.
People are like, I'm tired, I'm ready for 2020 to be over.
Like all of a sudden that calendar switch, once you shut down that advent calendar, it's gonna be like different.
Like all of a sudden the rioting's gonna stop.
Elizabeth Warren's gonna be like, oh wow, I was a crazy bitch this whole time.
Yeah, turns out freedom is an important thing.
No, it's not going to change.
I don't know when people say that.
I'm ready for this year to be over.
Aren't you the same people who say age is just a number when a 55-year-old creepy old bald dude is dating a 22-year-old model in your entertainment industry?
Age is just a number.
It's the same thing.
There's only a crossover of a day.
Guess what?
In 2021, you're still going to be there.
You're the problem.
The year didn't do anything.
Look, I'm not into crazy superstition, but every one of those people I slap, because I'm like, I believe in jinxing, and you have jinxed us.
They make 2021 way worse.
You didn't think it could be as bad as it is right now, and it is getting worse every time you go, I can't wait till next year, wait till the calendar changes.
That's what they said 2019, that's what they said 2018.
Alright, okay.
Let's go on to Philadelphia riots here.
So, widespread riots, of course, have continued through the streets of Philadelphia.
The media's not really covering it.
We haven't seen anything on CNN at all.
And these riots are almost as bad, or certainly worse, than some of the previous riots in other cities.
They're picking up speed dramatically.
Of course, the Democrats know this harms them.
So let's not cover it.
As Don Lemon said, it's hurting us in the polls.
And Chris Cuomo said, meatballs.
So, uh, here's a montage of what you may have missed from the riots.
These business owners right now are just watching whatever they were able to go ahead and rebuild.
Ooh, that's a great Kenmore.
It's a Whirlpool, bitch!
It's gonna break down.
Man, I would get so many peanut M&Ms.
Yeah.
Untouched books.
That's what I saw.
Whoa!
That's a deliberate ramming because it keeps going.
She must have a stutter.
Ooh, that was some facts.
I think she was just spouting 90s movie titles.
Kindergarten cop!
Cop and a half!
Turbo cop!
Robo cop!
Both two and three, but not the remake!
Cop land!
All kinds of cop movies!
I did like the factual part there, which is the irony of trying to vote in an old white guy who put the credit bill in that, you know, led to numerous people in the black community.
That's what I said, I don't think these writers, they're not going to vote for Biden.
Like she just said it.
I will and we've talked about this it did it disproportionately affect African-Americans
Yes, yes was the crime bill that Joe Biden the 94 crime But it was supported by the black caucus was supported by
most black Americans The reason crack cocaine was treated different from cocaine
was because it was leading to violence in black communities the crack epidemic
Led to violence and so they thought let's cut let's try and pull the root out which was crack now that ended up also
Translating to non-violent drug offenders not just crack but other drugs in the black community being
disproportionately affected However, I don't think that Joe Biden pushing the crime
bill was a racist But by the standard that you see from the left
It is probably the single most significant piece of legislation with negative consequences
In the area that black Americans themselves are complaining That, I hope I've made my position clear here.
And by the way, speaking of Sleepy Joe, rapey Jim Crow, Biden himself, he kind of condemned the riots, but again, this is something Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, we're hoping that you guys come through unless you want no jobs and your city's ablaze, then Biden's your man!
I thought the standard, though, was if you want to condemn something, you have to say it 19 times, and then you have to get on TV with Savannah Guthrie, and then say it 17 more times, and then spin in a circle three times, and then cut off your hand to show you're serious.
Right.
And then you have to sing Ring Around the Rosie until people realize that it was actually a song about the Holocaust, and then they call you into the Holocaust denier.
So this is, did you guys know that about Ring Around the Rosie?
I thought it was the plague.
Oh, the bubonic plague!
There was another Holocaust song.
It was the Holocaust, the Holocaust, we all hate the Holocaust.
It was just a Canadian thing.
Quick save.
That's pretty catchy.
Take some notes, Jack Dorsey!
This is how you are Catholic on your feet.
Chipper little tune.
I just lied.
No, he's Wilbur.
Biden condemned... Here's his condemnation of the violence.
Some of it is just senseless burning and looting and violence that can't be tolerated and won't.
It's all but much of it is a cry for justice from a community that's long had a knee of injustice on their neck.
The names are George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Jacob Blake.
All right, that's enough.
Here's the thing.
There are no peaceful protesters out in Philadelphia.
You could say that at one point because, incidentally, some peaceful protesters showed up in Kenosha where they were like, hey, what's going on?
Oh, you're burning down a car lot?
Oh, mind my business!
Right?
There were a handful.
But not in Philadelphia!
It started immediately as riots, and it started immediately as riots, looting and burning, based on a false premise.
Do we have the, uh, I think we have the numbers here of, I know, what is it, two dead?
Two dead.
Two dead, eleven people shot, including a fifteen-year-old, fifty-three officers have been injured, so this started right away as riots.
And Bernie tweeted too, following that Biden comment.
This is Bernie's tweet.
Walter Wallace should be alive today and our thoughts are with his loved ones.
The police responsible for murdering him in front of his mother,
instead of getting him the medical attention he needs, should be arrested,
investigated and prosecuted by the Justice Department.
Here's the thing.
He's claiming that the police are murderers.
The police are murderers is what Bernie Sanders just said.
Again, we're talking about this tweet needs to be removed.
Because if we're going to say, well, someone's saying that, actually, you know what?
Masks, masks, your home masks, single layer masks, according to the CDC, if not washed, don't prove to be all that effective.
Find me the study that says otherwise.
If that gets removed on YouTube and Facebook because it goes against CDC guidelines, even though it doesn't, this goes against the legal definition of murder!
It's a federal law!
Absolutely.
How about you remove that?
What were they supposed to do?
How are you supposed to get somebody help that's coming at you with that?
Well, that's what I want to say.
So Bernie Sanders is accusing these men Of murders.
This is exactly what happened.
Remember.
They're not, they don't even have their guns trained on him until he charges them.
Oh, oh, oh, oh my god. Oh come on now.
Listen, this is enough.
Let's just cut it.
Is it sad?
Sure.
Yeah.
Get that Mama Razzie in the sense that she's surprised.
You're surprised?
Listen, is it tragic?
Sure.
Do you have the right to be sad?
Of course.
I understand that's your son.
Guess what?
There's no surprise there.
He's charging at police officers with a knife!
I don't get- like, you know what?
Yeah, listen, hey, you have mental problems?
Let's talk about it after you stop running at me with a knife.
Yeah.
Well, they're gonna say you could have tased him, and we've seen video of a person with a knife getting tased, getting up and stabbing another officer.
Surprise it again another lengthy rap sheet so now Wallace punched his mother in the face
Threatened to shoot her also the same thing to the mother of his child
He's already punched cops resisted arrest and went to prison for robbing a woman at gunpoint
So the narrative they said right is he this is what they're saying this
Oh, we were calling cuz he had a knife, but he didn't have to shoot him. He was gonna drop the knife
He always does hmm. Well. It's your word against the blood on his knife
I don't know.
I want to go home to my wife.
That mom's coming.
She's got a pack of frozen peas because he just beat the shit out of her.
He punched his mom.
He punched his baby mama.
He robbed a woman at gunpoint, and now he's charging at cops with a knife.
Again, this wasn't a pullover.
This was a call to the cops.
They showed up to an address.
Do you not think that they look at the rap sheet and go, oh, hold on a second.
This guy robbed a woman at gunpoint, has repeatedly assaulted police officers and resisted arrest.
Maybe we need to take some precautions.
Hey, what do we do?
What's the game plan?
Well, let's go in and, you know, let's just, let's not shoot him.
Okay, well that's fair.
But what if he, I don't know, let's say tries to punch you?
Well, let's try and subdue him.
Let me throw a wrinkle in there.
What if Wallace runs at us with a knife?
Well, we won't even have our guns strained on him and we'll repeatedly ask him to drop the knife.
Okay, but let me take it a step further.
Hypothetical.
I'm sure this would never actually happen.
What if he refused to drop the knife and continued charging you?
You know what?
We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
And they did.
Well, this whole, like, he always puts the knife down thing assumes that the future is going to be like the past.
Like, all it takes is one time for him to not put down the knife.
So, like, as he's charging the police officers and they're saying, he'll put it down.
Let's go back to the time when he had only punched one woman.
Okay?
And they go, no, no, no.
He only punches his own mother.
It's fine.
He won't punch any other mothers.
Then he punched another mother.
And then you're like, okay, maybe it's a mother's thing.
Okay?
But don't worry.
Don't worry.
Tonight, another story from the infamous mother puncher.
Serial puncher of biological mothers at large.
More news at seven.
Then you go, okay, well, but this is the time when he de-escalates, right?
Yeah.
Like, you know, but it's like, wait a minute, but we're already much further down this road of he's not going to commit violence.
Oh, wait, he did again.
And they want to replace these cops with social workers.
This is a failure of social workers.
You know what the social workers are going to do?
Die!
Yeah, exactly.
The social worker will be like, well, tell me what's the...
Please sit down on the couch!
Sit down on the couch!
But really, this is what they're saying though.
Replace the cops with the social worker.
And you know what happens?
More violence.
Yeah, more of this.
That's all that happens.
Because then it's the equivalent of the cops going... Probably more hostage situations.
If I am the person who's, I'm not saying I'm violent, but I'm saying if I am a criminal who's punched several mothers, who's just gone out and probably had name-throwing competitions, and robbed a woman at gunpoint, and they send in a social worker, I'm not even gonna, I'm not gonna kill that social worker.
I'm like, oh.
Take the shot!
Now I want a helicopter!
And I want some White Castle!
And the social workers are like, give him what he wants!
Right? You think the social workers are gonna be like, Take the shot! Take the shot!
Of course not! They're pussies!
And by the way, he didn't even have to be charging.
He was within the range where even if he shot, if he starts to run at them at full speed, he will probably get to them and cut them.
That study we've always cited where cops can't get out of the way fast enough, can't get their gun on him fast enough, can't shoot fast enough to get him down before he can stab you.
I'm sorry.
The cops have to defend their lives.
Otherwise, we just can't have police.
Period.
It happens in France.
People get stabbed and beheaded.
And I think a big part of this too, you know what?
I do think that some of this stems from racism.
And this is a PSA to people out there.
It is not only Latinos who can cut you.
Okay.
Black people and white people can do it as well.
So check your own biases.
Very helpful.
Still okay, half-Asian Bill?
I'm here.
I haven't left the room yet.
I see a secure future for my children.
Now the head of the Philadelphia, well first off let me tell you this, police were ordered
not to arrest looters and rioters.
This is where they said no calls for disturbance, missing person, stolen vehicle, burglary or
theft will be answered.
That's almost like all questions to be answered.
That's like Verizon saying thank you for calling customer service, no questions regarding your
service, availability, billing, phone, upgrade or general well-being will be answered on
this call.
Press 3 for Spanish.
I cut you.
Why do they always say it?
Now why would that be?
You know, hold on a second.
Why would that be?
And Reg, our wonderful researcher, was going, this doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't pass the sniff test.
The Biden test.
And the head of Philadelphia's police department was, until relatively recently, the head of Portland's police department.
And by the way, her name?
Danielle Outlaw.
No.
Danielle, outlaw.
And what she does is she outlaws the law.
Ah, law enforcement.
Like, oh, Danielle, so you're like an outlaw?
No, I am in the law.
How are you in the law?
Because there is no law, but I actually do obey the previous law, which is like outlaw and law, so I am really, when you think about it, I'm the ultimate outlaw.
Are you crazy?
I do a little crack, yeah.
I came from Portland.
It works so well there.
By the way, can you imagine being a resident there that night?
I'm gonna call the police!
You guys better flee!
Go ahead.
Call the police.
Tell them that it's a burglary.
We're not here to kill you.
We're just gonna rob you.
Tell them that.
So they don't want a response here where someone is running around with a knife as we saw.
If only Michael Myers were black, that would have made his...
uh...
Would have been...
Whoa.
Fly as hell.
Yeah, well...
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
I mean, by like Halloween 11, he's like, I've killed 975 people, when are the cops coming?
I mean, this is not even fun!
I mean, I'm just... Geez!
Jamie Lee Curtis isn't even running!
She's just sitting there on a couch eating the probiotic yogurt!
Everywhere I go, there's just social workers and they don't do anything!
It's like, this is not fun at all!
I'm done!
There's something about... You know some people, like, they're not ugly?
But they're very repulsive.
And you can't explain why.
You're like, that's not an ugly person, but there's something that grosses me out.
That's Jamie Lee Curtis.
I don't know why.
There's like a piercing look, and I know she poops a lot because she's always talking about the probiotic yogurt and how she poops.
She always has a little tub of yogurt.
She's like, this is one way to Keep regular.
Like if my wife walked in, I would say, who are you?
Please hide that from me.
Don't brag about your pooping.
Right.
And this is from a guy who made his own kefir.
I did.
You're in for it.
I was a kefir farmer until my wife killed the culture.
That's not a joke.
That stuff is terrible.
It's absolutely fantastic.
All right.
I don't know if we have him on.
We do.
But, okay, this man, he hosts... What's the show at the Blaze, actually?
Slightly Offensive.
And he's a reporter for the Blaze.
He's been on this show many times.
Before we go to him, I want to show a clip.
You know him.
You love him.
Elijah Schaefer.
You can follow him on Twitter.
You can follow his reporting.
He has balls of steel.
And on Tuesday, he was attacked while in Philly reporting at a five... Not to laugh.
I know he's on the line.
At a five below.
That part's kind of funny.
Stop the killing!
I am, I am, I am!
Right there, that's Elijah with the bandana.
I am, I am, I am!
I am, I am, I am!
I just went into the fire below to just see what was going on with some of the looting
And I was jumped by the Black Lives Matter protesters who immediately started punching and kicking me.
One of them punched me directly right in the lip.
I had to go to the hospital, I think, to get stitches in this lip because it's just absolutely painful.
But this is what's happening in the current state over the killing of Walter Wallace Jr.
the other night.
Alright, and I believe we have him with us now.
I will do my best to not put him in danger or potentially get killed like last time.
Elijah Schaefer, how are you?
The lip looks like it's, you know, your face doesn't look like the, hey you guys anymore.
No, I'm not here, you guys.
I've downgraded to the Kylie Jenner lip-sucking movement, you know?
Yeah.
Kardashian look.
Yeah, okay.
Well, you know what?
Some would say it's an improvement.
Just looks like he got fillings.
What happened?
What led up to your attack?
Because you've been covering this for a while.
And also, ignorant white guy here, I thought Five Below was a store like North Face kind of thing?
Is it not?
It's like a dollar store.
Oh, it's like a dollar store.
So it's five dollars or below.
Okay, well, that makes more sense.
Okay, go ahead.
It's a hood, North Face.
I'll just say that.
Apparently it was Todd Dollar.
It's actually right behind me.
I'm here in front of a Walmart.
I don't know if you can see this right here.
They have had to barricade the front of buildings.
Every shopping center in Philadelphia is so on edge that they had to set police guarding the entrances, shut down the entrances using cinder blocks.
Well, you know what?
barriers, stones, anything they could find, people were just blocking their tours, desperate
to try to keep the mostly peaceful group of Black Lives Matter protesters and looters
from completely destroying their city.
You know what, I want to say one thing here.
Would you agree from, because you've been on the ground, I believe, I know Kenosha, Minneapolis, uh, I don't know if you, I think you were in Portland.
Yeah, as well, you were with Chaz.
Uh, not with Chaz.
You were in Chaz.
Uh, is it Chaz or Chop?
Was Ra- Raz was the rapper.
I survived Chop.
That's Chaz to Chop.
I survived.
That's right.
You survived Chop.
I got my t-shirt.
Now, in those cases, there were incidentally some, you know, sort of, I guess, accidentally some peaceful protesters who showed up.
But in this case, it doesn't even seem like people can say mostly peaceful.
This started as riots and it's only continued as riots.
Is that an accurate assessment?
Okay, well, this is what's actually even crazier, is there were riots and protests not just in this area.
this stretched like in several areas across the city.
So basically what we had is we had a really progressive, self-segregated protest where Antifa went and protested
in a different part of the city.
And the anti-police, angry black mobs went to another part of the city.
So it was like the white and the blacks just went and they were like, okay,
let's use our own homemade tactics.
The Antifa breaks the windows, they throw fire molotov cocktails,
they're attacking police and then the Black Lives Matter looters and rioters were just like
I'm gonna steal me some off-brand toilet paper, because that's what they were doing.
They were literally stealing toilet paper, and I was going, I don't mean to... I'm not mocking the poor, because it's not funny, but like... Well, you don't steal toilet paper because you're poor.
They're not stealing toilet paper because they're poor, they're stealing toilet paper because there's rioting and looting.
Here's my question is, was there... In other cities, you would have some people like CNN, they would be marching saying, no justice, no peace, as they'd walk past the bombed out buildings, right, and cars that are on fire.
I haven't seen anything like that in Philly.
I haven't seen any peaceful vigils.
It seems like it breaks out right away.
This has started as violent riots and looting.
Have there been any incidents out there?
Have there been large-scale protests where people are saying, hey, hey, hey, no one be violent.
We're just here to protest with picket signs because I haven't seen it.
Well, yeah, these were the no Doritos, no peace protests.
They were stealing snacks.
And I was going, you're gonna risk your life for a bag of Doritos?
They stole boxes of Chick-fil-A sauce, which is actually, I would, if I was going to loot, I would go for the sauce too.
And the people working at Chick-fil-A begged for forgiveness for their white privilege as requested by their CEO.
Would you also like Asian Zing, please?
It's all it's it's reopened behind me it's like they they looted the whole store Chick-fil-a such a resilient company that they were they got their restaurant destroyed and two days later they're back serving uh well the previously the Lord's chicken but I was gonna say uh God must anoint that place because I don't know how this Walmart's not opening up for a long time.
Let me ask you this.
We know the police were not ordered to arrest the rioters or looters.
So what happened after you got assaulted?
Did you call the cops?
Did you notify the authorities?
What transpired?
Okay, so this is really important for your viewers because I want to let you know that in these places I cannot verify that these police were told to stand down, but I can verify that an individual leading the Portland Police Bureau in 2019 now is directing the Philadelphia Police Department.
So you know that Portland has a long track record of successful policing with criminals and riots.
You know, so the police just let this happen.
They retreated.
They didn't, they actually, at one point, this Walmart went through like, I think several
rounds from what I noticed of looting.
Like police would come, clear the building, and then just leave.
And I'm like, well, the doors are broken open.
And there's a thousand...
They weren't standing guard to make sure it didn't happen again?
Nope.
They just would like clear and be like, get out of here.
I mean, I even watched a guy with a grocery cart full of electronics and just like whatever, whatever they could find at any of these, these places from Ross, a couple of dresses maybe.
And he's just like pushes his cart in front of an officer and the officer like looks at him, like just lets him move past him.
It doesn't even arrest the guy who's looting.
Well, that's what we've been told.
We've been told it's just stuff.
Well, actually, it's just the livelihood of somebody.
Yeah.
And by the way, who's to say that that guy isn't going to pick up that Kenmore washer and hit someone over the head with it?
We have no idea.
There'd be no way of knowing.
Did you call the cops when you were punched in the face when you were assaulted?
No, they weren't even responding.
The cops weren't responding to any of the crimes.
Right outside, right to my right over here, they shot a 15-year-old girl.
I mean, and then there was another instance I talked to.
I was talking to a reporter last night on the scene from Epic Times, and he was telling me, This is ultimate karma. I don't even believe in karma. But
maybe I do now maybe I'm an Eastern traditionalist after hearing
this. A looter brought his car and he was filling it with all
the goods. So he's going getting everything he knows is going I
like it. Oh, a looter came and hijacked his car and stole his
car. He was actually a very efficient man if you think about right yeah he didn't actually have to loot he just
had to steal a car which is easier than than carrying items.
So he like ups throw that car out and just left and all he All he needed was to know how to drive stick.
That was when I laughed so hard in the Montreal Riots after they, I don't know if they won or they lost the Stanley Cup, because they rioted no matter what.
And I've told the story, there was a guy out in front of a Levi's store, and he's on top of a car, he breaks it with, I think a golf club, pulls out a stack of jeans, and goes, woo!
And then a guy bigger than him steps up on the car, grabs the entire stack, and walks off.
And as a kid, I might have been seven, I remember just laughing my ass off, because the guy went and complained to the cops.
I'm like, Dad, how can he complain to the cops when he just stole something?
And my dad said, well, he's an idiot, son.
So let me ask you this, though.
Two more questions.
How was the city last night?
Does it seem like this is, has it been dying down at all?
Because there's no coverage.
I've been watching CNN day and night.
Little to no coverage.
None at all this morning of Philly.
Well, because why would you want to show America the truth?
I mean, you know, I mean, Marianne Williams, right, was saying, you know, it's not the Bible says do not kill, but the Bible doesn't say do not loot.
And then she corrected herself, said, oh, I forgot.
They're actually the commandment that says do not steal.
But, right.
Yeah.
But there's a justification for these people.
You know, even a reporter asked, just asked Biden, you know, what's your response in Philadelphia with black men unarmed being killed?
I mean, here's the situation.
And I'll break it down like this.
This was a man who was shot and killed because he charged police with a knife.
You can debate if they shot him too many times.
That's a different debate.
However, I will say this.
Nobody here is contesting that he was armed.
Now they've switched their narrative.
Black Lives Matter has said that this is about mentally ill people not being able to be shot by police.
I don't know about you, but I've seen mentally ill people in Los Angeles commit a lot of crimes.
I lived there for 27 years.
Isn't it funny that we're supposed to believe that because someone maybe has anxiety or depression, if they take a Xanax, that they lose their right to own a firearm, right?
We need to keep them out of the hands of the mentally ill.
And if you look at their description there, it's a very broad description of mentally ill.
But now all of a sudden, when charging a cop with a sharpened blade, it's, well, you know what?
Mentally ill people never hurt anybody.
Yeah, well, I was gonna say, if we're talking about mentally ill people, you know, like we can't treat mentally ill people, that would be like half the country voting for Biden right now, I swear.
It's like, we can't just dismiss mentally ill people, but that's how you know this movement's not about helping black people or fighting for justice.
Basically, this is just looking for any excuse we can for social and civil unrest, because the narrative keeps changing to the point where You have a case if you say it's unarmed black people.
That's a case.
You can make the case.
But once you talk about a mentally ill person, like his mental conscious state with a knife, I don't know about you, but this wasn't justified.
No, of course.
This wasn't justified.
Yeah, of course.
Agreed on both counts.
At a certain point, you forfeit your right to live.
When people say, oh, mentally ill.
My mom had a distant relative who believed he was Jesus and wanted to marry my mom and was going to try and steal her away.
And my mom said, oh, he's mentally ill.
I feel pretty good about it.
I feel pretty safe.
Every scenario I've had where I've been attacked or violently has been someone who's mental, which is of course you want to get them to help, but at the time of me being picked up and thrown into a locker in the fifth grade by Weilong, at that point my primary concern is not where his caretaker is, it's I'm airborne.
Well that's what I was going to say, I don't want to get you demonetized, but the leader of the Third Reich Was mentally ill.
Like, do you not remember World War II?
It's like, that was a mentally ill person.
So should we have not taken out the Germans in World War II because their leader was mentally ill?
Should we have sent social workers over instead of, you know, our countrymen into Normandy because, you know, the leaders were mentally ill and doing, genociding people?
I mean, it's like mental illness, yeah, is a problem.
We gotta address it.
But it's like, what we're seeing here is a clear demarcation of people who are against law and order.
They feel like they have the right to people's stuff.
And I'm gonna, I wanna make this point.
Yes.
This is what the black community mostly does, is loot.
And nobody in the media talks about what the black community is doing, because it's politically incorrect to put blame on the black community for any bad behavior.
When you say the black community, you mean the black community who are involved in this current activism?
Because they're looting black businesses, too.
No, no, no, that's what I'm trying to say.
In the black community, this is a predominantly black, this was mostly black people.
So Antifa, which seem to be mostly white, are the insane white people.
And if you take a store, and you put Antifa in front of the store, and Black Lives Matter in front of the store, Antifa will destroy the outside of the store and try to burn it to the ground.
If you put Black Lives Matter or radical looters or people in poverty in the black community in front of the store, they'll crowbar the door open and empty out the contents of the inside.
My point being is that it's not a racial issue.
It's not like black people are just committing crimes or it's just white people.
We need to look at the whole issue and say the ideologies that are pushing these people to feel like victims, to think that they have the right to destroy other people's property, that they can tear down colonialism, imperialism, this nation, whatever they think they're fighting, No matter what your race is, no matter what your socioeconomic class is, if you're a poor black kid out of West Philly, or you're a rich, white, college-educated kid from Portland, these ideologies lead people to destructive life paths.
But I do think it's interesting, like you said, Antifa, they seem to break the front of the stores and then move on, whereas it does seem like Black Lives Matter, they do want to actually go in and take some things from these stores.
That's what we're seeing with Walmart and Five Below, whereas Antifa, they throw in a cocktail, laugh it up.
Some of it, it just seems like it's a little bit...
Of anarchist destruction.
Whereas I think that you see with a lot of Black Lives Matter, certainly in Philly, they're like, well, you know, I'm gonna get my discount.
Can you show us a little bit the front of that Walmart at all?
And I wanted to ask you, we've been told that the National Guard was deployed on Tuesday.
Did you see any of them?
They weren't here.
A politician lied to the public?
I'd be damned.
I never thought that would happen.
Let's look at this.
So, check this out.
So, unfortunately for us, they even went after the water machine here.
Let's just look at it.
So, they left some trash here.
We do have the barriers that are going on.
Check this out, Sav.
This is the front of the store.
And if we kind of like walk a little bit.
I mean, they've had to completely Yeah.
No, I'll say it for you.
If you come look right around, turn around here, these are private security even having
to guard this because the police seem to be incapable.
Now what's really not funny, but like, I'm laughing.
Yeah, no, I'll say it for you.
It's not, hey, not funny.
Yeah, it's not funny.
But let's talk about the stories that they looted around here.
Okay, not only did they go after Walmart, I gotta say, as a looter, that's an okay spot.
I gotta say, if I'm doing a looter awards, boom, you're the supporting actor.
If Apple stores were still around, that'd be, you know, top draft pick, but Walmart is up there.
But look at this.
Oh, man.
It's like, you know, you're looting.
You're going to get something good.
Where do we go?
Do we get TVs?
Do we go out of here?
We hit the dollar zone, the $1 zone.
So this isn't even the five below.
This isn't even the five below.
Look, we got the pallets here.
You know, like Antifa would have, like, just used these pallets to set up a barrier and, like, create a, you know, a fake encampment.
But I'll tell you this.
I'll tell you, this is a home to Antifa.
This is a future lifestyle.
Some guy's going to crawl out of there right now.
Keep it down out there!
But the dollar zone, I mean, it wrecks my world.
This is not the only place around here, if we walk over here.
Wow, the rain's coming down really hard.
Sorry, is the camera wet, by the way?
Or can you see still?
It's good.
It looks fine for us.
You can brave it.
You've already been punched in the face.
By the way, when you get back to Texas, I'm going to teach you how to bob and weave.
But yes, continue.
Well, I'll tell you this.
You know, when you're this angry looter, bobbin' and weaving is probably in the back of my mind.
But look, so they didn't go for the furniture store, which is really interesting.
They chose not to take the couches, and that makes me think, who's in charge of inventory at this place that the items they've picked, that even people don't want them when they're free?
That's really unfortunate.
Man, what the hell am I gonna do with a waterbed?
I got shit to steal.
It says open.
At least we know.
It doesn't look like anyone's here, unfortunately.
That brings up the real life... Wait, wait, hold on a second.
What does that mean?
Is that like, open?
Like, did the shopkeeper put that in there, or did the vandals ironically put, like, open for stealing?
No, you can buy the couches right now.
Okay.
Or steal them later.
I'm gonna put it on layaway, and I'm gonna come back later, when the sun goes down, with my HK VP9, and you best not be here.
So check this out.
So right here, uh, sorry guys, I'm just doing a, filming something.
Uh, this is a beauty shop that was hit, uh, pretty hard.
I'm not coming out.
I'm just doing a hit for the news right now.
I'm just, I'm not, I'm not causing problems.
I'm just, uh, cool.
So, so, uh, I called to the news.
Someone call, someone call that store and say that he's causing problems.
Yes, please do it.
If you see in here, this place was catastrophically looted last night.
If you want to kind of show a little bit, we can't go in, but if you can kind of show a little bit of what it looks like in there.
Is that the store of the lady, a black lady who owns it, who said she cleared out her bank accounts and sold her house to run a beauty store?
I'm sorry, what?
Oh, Elijah Schaefer.
Or slightly offensive is the show, but this is called Steven Crowder.
Check it out. Do you mind if can we just show this for the viewers and a lot of people watching this right now?
We're trying to just put the camera right here Okay, never mind. No worries. All right, we can't we can't
go in this store It's a single-party consent state, but I don't want to get
your ass kicked by a bunch of angry beauty shop owners Some people today still respect what store owners don't
want you to break into their shops I happen to be one of the few in the area that still cares about that.
But look at this.
I mean, this is, look, when you talk about this, you know, I want to bring this up.
New York Times today said that they believe that the increase in homicides, specifically they were talking about in black communities, is linked to coronavirus.
Now, I got the coronavirus myself.
It didn't make me shoot anyone.
I do know this.
This is true.
The shutdowns, I think, are actually leading people to be, like, chaotically suppressed in their energy, right?
Because if you think about this, like, young men, there's one way young men like to release themselves, which I won't mention on air for the families, but there's another way young men like to release themselves.
Ejaculation.
Yeah.
We can't show that, though, but I will say this.
We can if we get a hold of Hunter's laptop.
Yeah, you can go search Hunter's Laptop if you want to see one-way men release themselves.
But you can look at it this way and say, you know, in our culture, young men, they kick box, they go to the gym, they get in hype, they hype up at concerts, they punch each other in mosh pits.
Yeah, sports.
And men have aggression, and I agree with that.
I think it's healthy.
A level of aggression is healthy.
I think it's cool that men are warriors and fighters, but when you lock men up, when you take people also to communities that are poor and you make them stay in their homes, you don't allow them to go out, you don't give them opportunities.
They're right.
COVID didn't affect black communities worse.
The government shutdowns affected black communities worse because a lot of these entry-level jobs that some of these lower-income black neighborhoods held ...are no longer available.
So people are pissed!
And they're tired!
And so, you know what?
It's like, someone's looting down the street.
We're all gonna go there.
And what makes me the most mad is that they hit Sonic!
It's like... Come on!
That should be illegal!
It is illegal!
But that, honestly though, if you're a lazy looter, you just, you know, you just pull up in the draft, you're like... Surprise, bitch!
I'm gonna take a Limeade and a Chili Dog, and I ain't gonna pay for shit!
Hold on a second, Elijah.
My half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond, has a question for you.
So Elijah, just from an economic standpoint, you're there on the ground.
You're in this black community that's been hit where this strip center with stores and other businesses.
Do you think that all of the writing that was supported by BLM is increasing the number of jobs in this black community or decreasing the number of jobs?
I just want your objective answer.
I don't want to just call it like I see it.
The job increase are off the books.
Let me use, let me use this, uh, let me call the server inside of this, uh, inside of this Sonic and see how... Somewhere it's in a bachelor pad next to a St.
Pauly's girl.
See that shit?
That's authentic.
You cannot buy that shit.
I would, I would grab a Reese's and go check out, but I think that it looks like we're out of Reese's.
There's no wrong way.
There's no wrong way to steal a Reese's.
Well, and that's what I'm saying.
Think about this.
This is what the real problem of these riots are.
We're at this Sonic, and this is not a comment on The View, where that one girl said famously, that was an Osborne chick, where she was like, oh, yo, who's going to clean your toilets if you ban the Mexicans, Mr. Trump?
I'm not saying that black people only work low-income jobs.
What I'm saying is that a lot of these areas are black neighborhoods.
They look like predominantly black neighborhoods, which, number one, means Yeah.
that black people live here probably work here and local around the community.
Now the people that probably are going to suffer the most from anything are people that
make the least amount of money.
When you're attacking a Sonic, a Five Below, I mean these are not hedge fund owners.
No, and very often, I want to be clear about something to Elijah, not to fact check you
or anything, but a lot of people don't know this.
Not just black employees, but franchise opportunities, that's a big step up for black people, and that's a big part of Opportunity Zones.
You know, a lot of people want to start a business, but sometimes they don't have the ability to sort of create something that is proprietary that's new, but the opportunity to franchise a Sonic or a Dollar Tree or a Dollar... What was that?
This just was hitting my producer.
Oh, okay.
We're just going to release the Reese's.
I thought someone was hitting his shins with a hammer.
That's littering.
That he had stolen from Five Below.
This is blowing at us.
But that's the thing, people don't understand, is being able to open these franchises, these are opportunities for black people, and a lot of those businesses are black-owned, not only black employees.
No, no, no, you're 100% right.
And I know they're franchises because, you know, like he'll say, oh, it's, you know, Walmart, it's not a franchise, but no, they hit up like a few T-Mobile stores.
Now, if this was a corporate, why would you have two T-Mobile stores by each other, like a block away?
That's not really usually how business works.
But if franchises, people want to open one in their community.
And I won't say that.
I'm just kind of working up the ladder, but I'm saying, you know, when you think about the mass amount of employees that are out of work because of this, right?
Boom.
That hits the black community.
Then your point.
That's right.
The managers, the owners, the people who are feeding their families, etc.
They might even move out of the area.
Because who knows how long these are shut down.
They're just like, well, we're going to move our business.
We're going to leave this place.
We can't handle this.
This place, one of the stores right here, got completely looted in May.
Do you know what you just described, Elijah?
What?
You just described what people describe as white flight in Detroit.
My father was there for the Detroit riots, and Detroit was very mixed, but you had a lot of Polish people, you had a lot of old German people, you had a lot of Native Americans.
I think, well, maybe not.
There was a place called Indian Village.
It could have just been a gay area of town, so I might have misspoken there.
But then, after the Detroit riots, they left.
They said, okay, it's not worth the insurance, it's not worth the risk, and they left.
And now, what was termed white flight could be the very same thing.
It'll be black flight.
Black people will be leaving these neighborhoods.
I have two questions for you.
Did they loot the Sprint?
I know you mentioned T-Mobile.
Is Sprint still there?
Um, I'll tell you, I don't think, I don't know if Sprint's still in America because I haven't seen one of those stores.
They did hit the Boost Mobile, which, they hit the Boost Mobile, because God knows, like, I mean, I'm telling you this, like... It's still a thing?
Boost?
I remember Travis Barker used to be doing commercials for them.
He's like, I get to watch my, I get to watch shows on my Boost.
No, but I thought I was going to say, what's crazy though is that when you look at this, oh, by the way, this is kind of, I know we probably don't have a moment to walk over there, but as we walk to this TD Bank, this kind of shows you the struggle of really what public education in America and where America has headed.
They basically broke into the ATMs, not baseball, I don't know how you basically break in, they totally broke into the ATMs here.
They broke into the ATMs, right.
Busted them bust them right off like they did to these drive-thru dining signs And now what's important is is that the next day I was here with my producer Savannah who's currently filming she's a wonderful person and I care about her reporting.
I don't care about her childhood.
What's up Steve?
Hey man, how are you?
You're the man.
What's up man?
Thank you.
Steve loves you.
We love you.
Is that your producer?
Was that your producer?
Who is that?
No, that was a random person.
Oh, okay.
How does he know you're doing a show for me right now?
Probably watching.
Check this out, check this out.
Just go ahead and film close up to this without me in it.
So see this busted machine here?
Yeah.
That they busted open.
Now, they were fixing the bank, right?
So behind me, if you check this out, they're like, you know, putting, uh, you know, wood over windows because what's stronger than bulletproof glass?
Apparently wood.
So they're putting this up and the guy goes, Hey, we were filming the ATM.
He goes, Hey, you can't put your card in there.
And I go, uh, yeah.
What do you mean put my card in there?
We're filming, we're just filming.
And he's like, Yeah, I know a lot of people have been losing their cards today.
At an ATM.
And we're just letting people know it doesn't work.
And I look back over and I go...
Yeah.
This machine?
People are putting cards into this?
What I find funny is there's a man who lost his card and had to go back to his wife and tell the story.
Like, I just lost it.
She's like, well what happened?
He's like, I don't know.
I don't know what happened.
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just put the card in there and it's gone.
Was there something off with the machine?
It's a money machine.
It looks like a money machine.
What do you want me to say?
We can try it.
And that's what I was laughing about.
I'm going...
This is where you go, how do riots like this happen?
This is not a racial issue, this is a problem in America, where somebody who is sober-minded, regardless of their race, ethnicity, or gender, I'm sure it was a man though.
I am sure it was a man.
He was probably a hard worker and very busy, but just like, I gotta get this.
I gotta get my money.
And so he puts it in, but this is the worst part, is one fool, I get it, but the man said, people, How hilarious would it be if it was the same man who broke it and then the cash didn't just come out like it was a movie?
He's like, ah, it's not working well.
I guess I got to make a withdrawal.
There ain't going to be nothing left in five below after this.
And then he was honking his horn because he wants to make a deposit in the tube.
Like, bitch, I want to put it in the tube.
We're going, OK, I got to deposit some cash.
I'm busy!
I got shit to do!
It ate my card!
The way that you take out cash here now is by directly going down to the safe.
This is the fastest ATM in history.
You just open the safe, and honestly though, I'm really happy with the looters.
I don't want to touch that, but we do have an elf hat here.
Santa came early.
You know, the elves were maybe smoking crack or something because they were supposed to make toys, not break toys.
And they just looted this whole place.
And you know what's crazy?
The only store around here that really didn't get hit hard was Lowe's.
Has no one ever seen a power tool at a pawn shop?
That's what I would have done.
I would have gone to that place first.
Not only that, they could have gotten a weed whacker and like gone in and be like, alright five below bitches, I'm taking it all!
Right, and he just stole all the plywood and extorted all the businesses and sold them at ten times higher price the next day.
That's a real smart move.
Yeah, you know what, if I were them, I would have gone to Lowe's, I would have gotten the power tools, then I would have gone to the store that I really want, probably Five Below, I would have gone in there, I would have, to save my time to loot everything, I would have stolen a FedEx truck or a UPS truck, and then I would have taken light bulbs from Lowe's and broken them all along the doorway so that people people could not get in and I could take everything.
See, I'd be a fantastic looter if I had no moral compass.
Finally, one final question for you.
You've been on the ground with a lot, you know, been on the ground a lot of these protests.
We've talked about Chaz, Kenosha.
How would you say Philly compares?
Because it's not getting any coverage, but relatively speaking, how would you say it compares
as far as the violence and riots to these other cities?
I would say this.
This was the largest scale riot I've seen.
Meaning, I've never seen something that stretches, like, in square miles.
Like, this is something where it was... I couldn't figure out where to go to get out, right?
And everywhere I went, there was people and mobs and hordes of people.
This was the third time in the history... This is so sad that there's been three times before I say this.
This is the third time since the George Floyd riots where I've seen police Fail and miserably look around and just go.
oh crap, we lost our city and just kind of like leave to where you're standing there and you go,
Right.
the constitution doesn't exist in this area.
I've only seen that happen in Dallas and Kenosha.
And I've been close to 30 riots in the last six months.
Isn't that crazy?
Like we had like 30 riots and then they say these are peaceful.
It's like, I make a full-time living.
My producer, like we have a crew of people and there's like dozens of people
that make a full-time living covering these riots.
And it's like, they're so fake and so not happening that people make a good living off of covering them.
I mean, I'm not the only one, the writers.
That is about the cheapest thing possible.
Listen, I appreciate it.
I want to keep you... I want you to stay safe.
And you know what?
After this, maybe take a bit of a breather.
Maybe make your Next On Location package like the lighting of the world's biggest Christmas tree.
Have some nog.
For right now, that is Elijah Schaefer on Twitter.
Do keep us updated, brother.
We appreciate it.
Stay safe, man.
Real fast, I'll tell you this, though.
Just to remind your viewers, go to youtube.com slash slightlyoffensive.
We've got a full show coming out tomorrow covering all this.
And also, I wish we could go to a Christmas tree lighting, but D.C.
police just bought $100,000 worth of tear gas for election night, so I'm thinking that's going to be a little bit more festive.
Well, you know what?
Maybe they're just going to hang the canisters.
Every time tear gas gets released, An angel gets its wings.
Thank you so much, Elijah Schaffer.
We will see you later.
You must go.
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Wolf Blitzer was talking, I don't know if maybe we can bring up this clip because I think maybe we can have, see if Reg can bring this up.
Wolf Blitzer, let me know if we have it, Wolf Blitzer was talking with someone saying, why didn't these cops just shoot to injure?
And do you know who he's talking with?
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He's not only spreading completely debunked bullcrap that shows how ignorant he is, but he was talking with, I believe it was Toobin, or he was in on part of that Quadrant call.
Why don't they just shoot to injure?
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They can't do it.
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Why isn't this removed from social media?
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You shoot for center mass or chest cavity.
You don't shoot for extremities because it's more dangerous to people around them.
So, that goes against official guidelines.
Why is that not considered a violation of policies?
Oh, only if someone says that, hey, masks may not be as effective as the Karen at the local Dollar Tree tells you.
That's when you remove somebody.
I don't know if we have that video.
If we can't find it, that's fine.
Okay, all right, forget about it.
We will see you, by the way, on Tuesday, so we will have no show.
Tomorrow, Monday, we have a super video, actually, about Donald Trump and racism, I believe.
It's just going to be man on the street.
I can tell you what it is, man on the street.
I'm amazed that no one has done this, where we'll ask people if they believe that Donald Trump has condemned white supremacists.
Most people don't.
We'll show them the clip where he said, I'm not saying white supremacists are neo-Nazis who should be condemned totally, and ask them if they feel like the media lied to them.
That's it.
I was amazed this doesn't exist out there.
Maybe someone will try and steal the idea now, but they'll probably do it worse.
So, this is one thing I do want to talk about that I think is important.
I know we've done this as a... we used to do Crowder Clothes, and it's changed a little bit, but a lot of people may know this because of my wife, because of what happened, that we have a Tesla now.
We've got a used Tesla.
We only have one car.
Actually, Teslas are pretty affordable, especially if you get them used.
And being, though, in that car reminded me of the fact when I used to ride my motorcycle.
In the sense that your safety is in your power.
So anyone out there who rides a motorcycle, right, you probably know that if you are going to be passing somebody, you do not want to be doing so slowly.
Because people often aren't looking for bikes and you can be in their blind spot.
What keeps you safer in a motorcycle is punching it, being faster than the next guy.
Doesn't mean you're speeding all the time.
Doesn't mean you're breaking the laws.
But the power that you have in reserve for when you need it is what makes you safer.
The same thing when riding in a Tesla.
If I need to get into a freeway, right, you see that lane may be closed, like on some of these huge Texas freeways, and you're going, oh, there's a semi truck.
Do I want to get behind it or in front of it?
Because right now it's going to crush me into the concrete girder.
Boom!
Punch it, you get through.
It keeps you safer.
When I used to have a Honda CR-V, nothing wrong with Honda CR-Vs, but we had an older model, had like a hundred and zero horsepower.
It basically had zero horsepower.
My father, Hopper, and I, with a loaded Honda CR-V, were driving through the Ozarks.
Outside of Branson.
And it was, like, dumb and dumber on the moped.
We couldn't get this thing going more than 45.
We couldn't.
And we felt really, really anxious because the car was weak.
It wasn't powerful.
And it made me realize, I think a lot of people don't understand this.
They think, and we talked about this with Jorge Masvidal.
Jorge Masvidal is a guy who fights.
He's a fighter.
We talked about this, Audio Wade and Quarterback.
Like, George St-Pierre, who's been on the show, he's the kind of guy, if a fight breaks out, he's going to leave.
He's an athlete.
But there was that little flicker with Jorge Masvidal where we all knew that if we said the wrong thing, he might drop the gloves.
But the thing is, you would have to say the wrong thing, you would have to be a bully.
He's a guy who has fight in him, he's trained his whole life so he's incredibly powerful, and he doesn't use it outside of protecting the vulnerable.
And so when you see people who riot in mass mobs, I think a lot of people often mistakenly think, oh, those are violent.
That's male aggression.
No, it has nothing to do with toxic masculinity.
It has nothing to do with the innate aggression of males, which is actually a very good thing.
It has nothing to do with men being strong.
It has everything to do with weak, scared people being vulnerable.
Just like being in that weak-ass Honda CR-V driving up through the Ozarks.
My dad and I were going, Saying our prayers because we felt like we needed to do anything that we possibly could.
We started throwing out bottles of beer because we were transporting beer from Michigan that you couldn't get back to Texas.
We just started unloading the car because we were terrified that we might not actually make it up the hill.
When you're in a powerful vehicle, you don't even think about it.
You go, oh, I've got that power in reserve and I don't have to use it.
Having power, this is one thing that I want people to understand.
The left has demonized masculinity and strength.
Strength and violence are one and the same.
and they've demonized strength because they've tried to present it as though strength and
masculinity, strength and violence are one and the same.
They are not at all.
Having strength, having power in reserve, being the most dangerous person you possibly can be, and not using it except for when defending the vulnerable and fighting for what is righteous, that's what we need to be teaching people.
So when you go out and you see all these riots, you see this looting, you know what?
I'm willing to bet this.
I'm willing to bet that if you were to take a count, a head count, of people who are out there rioting and looting, You would probably find a significantly smaller portion of men who have had one-on-one fights, or have had any kind of serious training in combat or strength training, you would probably find less than the population at large.
Because these people go, I'm weak, I'm scared, I'm cowardly, and I don't really have the
resolve to do anything about it.
Ooh, now there's a mob of a bunch of people.
Together we're stronger than the one man I've always been afraid of.
So if you want to have a stronger country, and you want to have men be less toxic, we
first need to eradicate weakness, and we need to teach and cultivate strength with a strong
moral backbone.
Having strength in reserve and not having to use it is the ideal.
Needing strength, and you don't have it in the tank, that is a nightmare, and that's how we end up with what we have today.
Do not get that twisted.
We will see you Monday with the Super Video, and then Tuesday night, 8 p.m.
Eastern, for the longest, possibly, live stream we've ever done.
I love you.
See you next week.
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