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I got it right this time.
I sucked in a little bit of air before, so it's like an air intake.
Like a jet ski.
Like a Sea-Doo.
Like one of those Yamahas.
Let's get a second one.
That's how you get the suction power.
Like a vortex.
We have a lot to get to today.
So much.
Thank God.
I am so glad that we can now say publicly without being a huge being anti-science that Dr. Fauci is a dumbass and we'll be talking about that.
All the experts say so.
And the good news is who would have thought that what would unify us is how awful Dr. Fauci is because guess what?
All of you will loathe him after the segment because he's taken every single position on every major issue.
Oh, that's pretty bad.
You hate him!
Are you anti-mask?
You hate him!
Are you pro-lockdown?
You hate him!
Are you anti-lockdown?
Go beat him up!
He's a populist.
Not really beat him up.
That's not a call to violence.
No, no, no.
It's swirly.
There's a locker with his name on it somewhere.
Audio Wave is filling in for half-Asian Bill Richmond.
Quarterback Garrett is here.
Hey, good morning.
How are you?
Gerald A., how are you?
I am well, sir.
Have you had wine this morning?
Um, no comment.
I assume that means he's a raging alcoholic.
I assert my rights not to incriminate myself.
It's too early.
So we are going to be talking about Dr. Fauci.
We're going to be talking about this idea that Joe Biden said in the previous town hall for police officers to shoot in the leg.
Oh, well, that's a good idea.
Shoot them in the leg, he says.
Interesting idea.
We'll be talking about that.
And also the funniest story of the year is a Muslim transgender Antifa member was arrested for the third time.
Only the third time.
You know, there's a certain point where parody is almost a useless tool.
It really is.
In 2020, it is.
Parody is to comedy now what the flint and knife is to fire-making in 2020.
It's no longer necessary.
Get yourself a bick!
Or just read the news!
And that's enough for parody.
Let's see what they're talking about on CNN.
Hey, it's a quadrant view.
Oh, that's exciting.
Oh, Dr. Fauci's one of the country's most distinguished public servants.
Well, you know what?
We'll present the facts and let the cards fall where they may.
It's like you just read my mind.
Speaking of reading mimes, I don't know if you can, but you can also read penises.
That's what Jeffrey Toobin did recently.
The story, I just wanted to cover it because it has so many questions.
Jeffrey Toobin, who we've tuned to on CNN quite a few times.
He's CNN's chief legal analyst.
The initial story was he had exposed himself on a Zoom call.
And I thought, well that's not that so horrifying.
Well, yeah, if it's sort of accidental, like if he's actually standing... You know I've been in this chair sometimes on hot days, like, without pants, not wearing underpants, but there's a difference between, like, you know, like this and you're not wearing pants, and I'm like, BAH!
And apparently that's what Jeffrey Toobin was doing.
The story was then... Wow.
He was analyzing it.
There was an addendum.
Good job.
And I'm kind of surprised that I have to use the word addendum in addressing Chief Legal Correspondent's masturbatory habits.
The story has been updated.
That's why it has been updated.
You have to take that leave of absence.
You ever heard of a sticky note?
Gosh, that is so terrible.
And then the best part of this story, I think, the greatest, is this on Twitter.
Damn!
Jeffrey Toobin?
At least Pee Wee Herman was in an X-rated movie theater.
I'm just saying.
It's a statute of limitations up on killing your wife and then passing judgment on other people.
Yes.
But that's how low Jeffrey Toobin had sang.
Yeah, the human 90s reference came up with another 90s reference.
Yeah, exactly.
That's all he has to reference.
He's also blacker than Jeffery Pym.
I love how the story started out, New Yorker writer is being Jeffrey Toobin.
CNN's like, don't put her name on that, don't put her name on that.
As soon as the story broke, Jeffrey Toobin's laptop was going boop, boop, boop, and we have a call from Stelter.
He's ready for his meeting.
I'm just calling to tell you about my wife!
My wife who I love and I'm very attracted to sexually.
I just found out I have a 230.
I can't be late.
It's been added to the calendar.
Okay, and really quickly, so this was something that's been circulating, and I hate to say that I watch The Young Turks, but it's just, it's one of those stories where everyone's been trying to dismiss the Hunter Biden laptops, emails, and since we broke it exclusively here where Giuliani said, this is the laptop, and I see people on CNN, and I see The Young Turks saying, there's no evidence that Giuliani has even seen the laptop.
I saw it!
So there were 50 intelligence officials who signed a letter claiming that the Hunter Biden emails are Russian disinformation, but then the actual director of national intelligence, Ratcliffe, was turning yesterday.
He said, let me be clear, there is no intelligence whatsoever to indicate that this is a Russian disinformation campaign.
Sure.
And here's the thing that's really simple, right?
You can't always know every side of every issue.
You have to do these deep dives sometimes.
However, you can learn how to think critically.
And I will say, there is a question.
Usually you can laser in on one or two questions that should give you an idea as to what you believe is true or where you line up.
Let me ask you this.
Has anyone Has Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, or any official representative of the Biden campaign denied the authenticity of these emails?
Any single one!
The closest we've had is, well from Joe Biden himself, is this.
What is your response to the New York Post story about your son, sir?
I know you'd ask it.
I have no response.
It's another spirit campaign.
Right up your alley.
Those are questions you always ask.
Could you imagine if he had a deal?
How thin-skinned is he?
His whole skin is like an old liver-spotted 90-year-old hand.
It's like wax paper.
Yes, exactly.
It's like the paper you put in a gift bag when you don't actually have the forethought or care to wrap a gift.
It's as thin as his literal skin.
Joe Biden's literal liver-spotted skin.
There's a reason he's hiding out in his basement this week, because he's going to get that question over and over and over again.
That also just shows you the arrogance.
This shows you the arrogance of the left that Joe Biden just says, you know what, I'm just going to stay hidden and the media is going to carry my water.
He knows that the media will not press this issue.
The only actual interview that I've seen is a representative of the, and it was I think with a guy named Leland something at Fox News, representative.
She was in front of a green screen.
We don't have the video here.
And she said, no, I don't believe that anyone has denied the authenticity of the emails.
Listen.
If the emails are real, that's enough.
Donald Trump was impeached on more than that.
So this is the question you have to ask yourself.
Has Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, or any official representative dismissed the authenticity of these emails?
The fact that someone at Fox News, at Bret Baier's show, didn't want to cover this story first is entirely irrelevant.
It would be the easiest thing to do is come out and say, oh, those aren't real.
If they're not saying it, it's because they know that they're going to be in hot water.
And my guess is there's something there, especially if it's a pornographic video of him with a crack pipe, Hunter Biden, and his dad saying, go get him, tiger!
If they say it doesn't actually exist, that's going to be far more of a legal liability.
But these are just opinions.
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So it is important if you haven't joined Mug Club yet because this next segment may be banned for being anti-science.
Let me be really clear!
I am not anti-science.
I'm just anti-Dr. Fauci.
Doctor who hasn't seen a patient in almost as long as Joseph Biden has been in office.
So let me ask you, what do you think of Dr. Fauci?
And this, obviously, the call was being, was making the rounds yesterday of Donald Trump saying that he doesn't really like, that he's an idiot, that if he'd have listened to him, more people would have died.
And of course, everyone is attacking the messenger Donald Trump.
How could he say this?
Well, listen, let's actually go through the positions that Dr. Fauci has held and see how that would have affected the outbreak of this pandemic without even getting into any of the ties with the World Health Organization or the Wuhan lab.
That's a subject for an entirely different day.
And I don't want to get banned for that right now.
So let me know what you think in the comments below as to what you think about Dr. Fauci.
But right now it is time for us to go all in on Fauci the dumbass
He really does look really does look like both Geppetto and Pinocchio yeah
Yeah, like an amalgamation of the both.
Like if Pinocchio came out looking more like Geppetto's biological son, it would look like Dr. Fauci.
Like if Frankenstein came out looking more like a Jewish doctor.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me see it.
Hey lady!
Probably Jerry Lewis, the only person I despise more than Dr. Fauci.
Oh wow.
How about Dr. Birx?
I don't know where she is.
I think she's dead.
So let's go through the flips and the flops of Dr. Fauci.
Flip number one.
This one is pretty big.
Fauci said that this was, I believe, February and early March.
Was it February 29th and March 9th?
You guys can fact check me on that.
Somewhere around those dates.
He said that going to malls, movie theaters, gyms were totally fine and he even encouraged young people To go on cruises, March 9th.
So, Dr. Fauci, it's Saturday morning in America.
People are waking up right now with real concerns about this.
They want to go to malls and movies, maybe the gym as well.
Should we be changing our habits, and if so, how?
No, right now, at this moment, there is no need to change anything that you're doing on a day-by-day basis.
I think if you're a healthy, young person, that there is no reason, if you want to go on a cruise ship, to go on a cruise ship.
Personally, I would never go on a cruise ship, because I don't like cruises.
I don't give a shit.
The party provides way more information.
You know, that potato salad is, from what I understand, quite good.
Marjorie made that interesting aside about potato salad, and that's how you know it's never going to be an interesting aside?
You know, I personally don't like cruises.
Okay.
Just do your job.
Good for you.
Do your job.
And then, of course, the flop, as he said, that the United States can't get back to normal until late 2021.
Wow.
The thing about Dr. Fauci is he doesn't split the difference.
It's like you don't... It's not something...
Either you believe you can go on a carnival cruise line, or we have to shut down the economy until Mad Max, and there's no in-between!
How about, hey, you know what?
Go out, enjoy your life, wear your mask where appropriate, let's quarantine and protect the elderly, protect the vulnerable, and then, you know, maybe don't go on a cruise.
Yeah, that would be a good idea.
And he's done the unenviable task of being hated by everyone at some point in time for us.
It's very hard to do that.
Right now he's saying shut down until 2021.
He's saying, sorry, that we're actually going to have to, I want to use exact words, that we can't get back to normal until late 2021.
People are talking about the rise in cases, and they're not just talking about the rise in testing.
Deaths have been going down for months.
They've been going down consistently for months.
Now they could spike up and then reach the level of a bad flu, but the point is right now, they've been going down consistently.
The fact that more people are testing positive... The fact that we have to go by tests, and not even serious cases and hospitalizations, but tests, because potentially the majority, if not a significant percentage of people, don't even know that they have the disease, should tell you that it's not the Spanish Flu!
That should be an easy conversation to have, but it's not right now because nobody trusts
It's like a kid who falls and thinks they're fine until you go, oh wait, I guess you're bleeding.
But like, how do you feel?
I feel fine because you tested positive for COVID.
Shut down the businesses!
Shut down the malls!
I don't feel any different.
Please end freedom!
Are you sure?
Do you feel it?
I think I feel it!
My nose is a little runny, I don't know!
It could be an allergy.
Yeah, it is like watching a magician where they hide, you have to hide the information they don't want you to see, so it's like, no, hide the deaths for now, and then hold the cases up later on, hold up the deaths, because that looks bad right now.
But again, it's just what the convenient information is at that moment, at the exact moment, that's what they hold up.
This is the only time ever, and let me be really clear, take the context here, where Hitler would be useful, not because of his policy or his anti-Semitism, which I abhor and I loathe and I condemn, but apparently he was very hard on magicians.
I had no idea.
He'd be like, he's palming it!
He is palming it!
That's a distraction!
Or maybe he just didn't hear it.
Hitler would come in handy right now with the magic hat.
That's all he was good- just calling magicians on the radio.
Tough on magicians.
That's not the same- that's not the same hat!
That's a different hat!
That's a different hat!
I see the hat!
Look behind him, that's the real hat!
Where did the helicopter go?
He has a communication with demons!
999 David Copperfield, Chris Angel and your androgynous bullshizen!
For me it's David Blaine or nothing!
Give him a deck of cards, a hobo, then he has a Madagascar!
I don't need to see a Chevrolet be disappearing on stage!
Very passionate about magic.
David Blaine, give him a cup of coffee, a few quarters, he will blow your mind!
Everybody's a critic.
I had no idea that Hitler was so anti-American.
Yeah, Larry David talked about it.
Oh, that's interesting.
Got a lot of opinions.
That will be taken out of context.
It definitely will.
You know this.
Alright, let's go through other positions from Dr. Fauci, and you can let me know again what you think about Dr. Fauci and why.
In March, he also said—keep in mind, this is March.
Yeah.
This is March.
Does that ring a bell?
So when people just try and act like, oh, Donald Trump, Donald Trump was January, February, taking serious actions.
Right.
In March, Dr. Fauci said, and here's the thing, he didn't just say that you shouldn't wear masks.
Yeah.
I want to show you this clip because he was very adamant about it.
He was even given, he was even given opportunities to be like, oh, want to scale that back so you can give yourself an out later?
No!
No!
I'm gonna double down.
I'm all in!
I'm all in!
Like, what is it?
Fantasy Island?
Temptation Island?
I don't know.
The Jonathan Taylor Thomas... Pleasure Island.
Wow.
My familiarity with the great literature is the Jonathan Taylor Thomas rendition.
Which apparently was most accurate to the original book.
There he is in March, Dr. Fauci saying, do not wear a mask.
People should not be walking around with masks.
You're sure of it, because people are listening really closely to this.
Right now, people should not be walking.
There's no reason to be walking around with a mask.
Dr. Fauci, people are watching us.
When you're in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better, and it might even block a droplet.
But it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.
Okay.
Now he says that mask wearing speaks for itself, is the exact quote.
We'll need to wear them into 2022.
Now, if it seems confusing, this actually may provide some clarity as to how and why he was caught not wearing a mask at a baseball game.
So now that makes sense.
I don't need to block droplets.
What, am I going to put a condom on my face?
Yes.
It might block a droplet.
And then he was asked later, do you regret telling people not to wear masks?
Do you think that that really affected the pandemic?
He said, I don't know.
Hold on a second.
Either masks are the most important thing we have to do.
They can be more effective than the vaccine, according to some medical experts, or You killed many people.
Because you said don't wear masks.
There were people right there.
There were people watching, including people here.
We had Origin Maine.
They were a friend of ours.
They were retooling to create masks.
There are scenarios where it's appropriate.
We said there are scenarios where it's appropriate.
And then there are scenarios where it's not appropriate.
For example, using a made-at-home cotton mask without washing it and reusing it.
That does nothing.
It actually makes it worse.
Very different from surgical masks and N95 respirators, or washing your double-layered mask repeatedly in a hospital washing machine.
Find me one study, one study that shows that homemade cotton masks without being washed in hospital, commercial washing machines, that it's more effective than not wearing a mask.
Show me!
Show me the science, Dr. Fauci.
It is remarkable that this guy has never held accountable at all.
Yeah, and what every single nurse out there knows right now who's watching this is not even just about a cotton mask.
You can wear a surgical mask and wear it improperly and think that you're protected, right?
Well, you're supposed to change it every single time.
Well, it's not just that.
It's how you touch it.
It's how you tie it.
It's everything.
You don't screw around with this thing.
That's what Dr. Fauci said before!
He said it can do more harm than good.
Yeah, and every time Joe Biden is on camera touching his mask, we should all run for the hills.
Because I know there's something coming out of him that drives me nuts.
He touches his mask like it's Jeffrey Toobin's cock!
He cannot let it go!
I don't know.
He smells little girls.
He doesn't go after legal analysts for CNN.
Chief legal analyst.
And remember, again, context matters because people can say, well, you've changed your position based on new information.
That is true.
I understand that.
And that's why there is no the science.
There's science.
There's the scientific process.
And new information can change your opinion.
However, is there any new information after March 9th that should wildly change your opinion on wearing masks?
Keep in mind, at that point in time when we were talking about PPE, everyone mocked Donald Trump because, again, this idea of using masks and fondling them was a real problem and they needed a way to sanitize masks and he said, we have some of the finest liquids.
And then, sure enough, they came up with commercial sanitizing stations to reuse masks.
So this science was available at that time, and it was already being repeated ad nauseum by Fauci.
Nothing has changed.
He says, well, now that we know that people can be spreaders who are asymptomatic, of course we knew that that was a possibility in March!
Yeah, exactly.
We still don't know how contagious asymptomatic people are.
We know that there's a possibility, or there's a possibility that the risk is low.
Just like we knew there was a possibility that it could live on surfaces for a while, or the possibility would be low, depending on whether it was your Amazon cardboard package at your door, or your cell phone.
We didn't know, but there were always possibilities.
That has not changed, only Dr. Fauci's opinion, based on political expediency.
Yeah, it makes sense if you don't know the risk, if you can't measure all the details, if you don't know what the disease is, to be super strict at the beginning, and then later on, as you figure out the details, maybe make some changes, make some adjustments, figure out what, as you learn what this particular disease is.
But that's not what's happened.
Again, he's done the opposite.
Yeah, he's done the opposite.
It's locked down more, more, more.
and just continue to lock down which doesn't work.
It flies in the face of the World Health Organization, which is surprising considering his support for Tedros.
Who knew? Well, Bob Woodward's main critique of Donald Trump in the tapes that he released is
that in March, March, this is the ringing a bell for me, March, Donald Trump knew how bad this was
and didn't act appropriately. The chief guy had all of the information and said don't wear a mask.
What?
March!
Are you serious?
And when Donald Trump was making the case, he was saying, if I'd have listened to him, if I'd have listened to Dr. Fauci, we would have had many more people dead.
People go, oh, that's totally unreasonable.
Well, hold on a second.
Let's look at what we were being told.
Over 2 million people would die, right?
At that point, Donald Trump was saying, hey, we need to find a way to re-sanitize masks.
The medical experts were saying, that's ridiculous, using the finest liquids.
Donald Trump said, we need to expedite the process of therapeutics, many of which have given us great promise.
Dr. Fauci said, we can't do that.
We have to make sure it's tied up in red tape because some of them could give you a tummy ache.
Right?
Do you think that if you go back then in March or February or January, God forbid, do you think if Donald Trump were listening to Dr. Fauci, do you think they would have put their foot on the gas pedal to make sure that everybody got the PPE that they needed, including masks?
Because Dr. Fauci was saying it's not going to do a whole lot!
Right.
So it was the Surgeon General, by the way, but hey.
He's not the story.
Yeah, we were fact-checked here.
You know what?
Let's go back and check that.
That tweet is still up.
No, not the tweet.
The YouTube episode we're talking about masks.
I'm wondering if it still has the fact check underneath it.
But maybe it's no longer a valid link because it was linking to the CDC saying that masks were worse for you.
We were fact-checked by saying, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You can make a mask, but it has to be double-layered at home, antimicrobial, or a polyblend, and it won't be 100% effective, but there are some areas where it may actually be valuable, or it may be an asset to you.
We were fact-checked for that, again, because they were totally, 100%, they were totalitarian about it.
No masks at all!
Well, hold on!
And we said, well, how about some masks?
No!
Maybe some masks?
Never!
Occasionally?
No!
No!
That was Fauci and we got fact-checked.
Thanks!
Let's see what's... I saw that you were noticing something there, quarterback.
Antitrust!
That's huge!
Antitrust against Google.
Whoa!
Brian, can I ask you?
I interviewed Google CEO Sundar Pichai a little over a year ago and asked him about reporting that this case may be coming and his answer to me essentially was, we know there's scrutiny.
We welcome the scrutiny.
They're getting the scrutiny now.
My question is, can they really force Google to break up?
I mean, wouldn't that take many acts of Congress?
Here's another flip with Dr. Fauci.
Good news.
He said in May, nursing homes need, quote, pristine, unassailable infection control.
Yeah, you know, the law.
Here's another flip with Dr. Fauci. Good news.
Um, he said in May, moving up the timeline here, because I think this is relevant,
May he said that nursing homes need, quote, pristine, unassailable infection control.
Well that seems like something we can all be on board with, by the way.
Send your tweet to Governor Whitmer with the hashtag WhitmerDeathToll.
Go to ladderwithcredit.com slash WhitmerDeathToll.
File your own FOIA request so that we can find out the total death toll of seniors in my wonderful home state of Michigan.
Still not released.
Still not released at all.
Still not released.
Not saying lock her up.
None of that.
Just saying it starts with the truth.
We don't have those numbers.
That's all we want.
This is the process available to us.
And then you have a governor who's like, no!
Well, wait a second, aren't you actually legally beholden to the... Well, not during a pandemic.
Well, I don't know, though.
It's a slight cough.
It's a question about the pandemic.
And then she goes, Governor Whitmer goes, hmm, there go your rights.
You're like, what?
You snuffed it out like a Marlboro?
Huh, camel.
Oh, she's brand loyal with her analogies.
Or Amberlin's.
She's definitely a three pack a day.
from a flop from Dr. Fauci again where he praised New York saying that they fought COVID correctly despite the fact that New York is one of the it is the poster child.
It's like it is to it's the it's the poster child like the like Damien from The Omen was the poster child.
But we've got to do the things that are very clear that we need to do to turn this around.
Remembering we can do it.
We know that when you do it properly, you bring down those cases.
We've done it.
We've done it in New York.
New York got hit worse than any place in the world.
And they did it correctly.
Somewhere behind him, just eight Rockettes collapsed.
Don't mind that.
Unrelated.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
I mean, that the flu is dangerous for seniors?
I mean, who knew that?
I mean, really, don't hold them accountable for knowing stuff that you couldn't possibly know as a doctor.
How could we possibly know that something that affects the immune system would more negatively affect those with statistically compromised immune systems?
Well, I tell you what we couldn't have foreseen is that it's less lethal for children and babies.
Yeah.
And it's less lethal than the flu for young people.
That is important to know.
Far less.
Fact check the shit out of me, YouTube.
Yeah.
Before their immune system has really kicked in as heavily as it could have.
Well, they have really robust immune systems.
Sure, sure, sure.
Before they've developed specific immunity to certain things.
It's remarkable.
It's got another disease.
It really is remarkable.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Well, that is something you can say.
Good news.
In other words, that's where information would change.
Because we were saying, you know what?
Okay, we understand the lockdown right now for two weeks.
We understand schools, because kids are gross.
Right?
I mean, that's why we don't want to let them take hormone blockers, because they have a booger nook, like I did with the couch.
I had a booger nook.
Could you imagine if I had an estrogen nook?
What's that?
That's my estradiol nook.
Where is this?
Where I put my estradiol pills next to my boogers.
In other words, children are gross and so we all understood.
Shutting down preschools.
We're like, what is the most infected, disgusting petri dish?
I know where four and five year olds are.
Let's have a temporary lockdown.
Now your opinion can change based on not...
The science, meaning Dr. Fauci, as you kneel at the altar of Geppetto.
I'm saying science, meaning the scientific process.
Now that we know it is actually significantly less lethal to young people than the normal flu, and we don't shut down schools over the normal flu, and that they are often not carriers, we can change our opinions and say, okay, maybe time to reopen schools for those who are statistically not at risk.
And I can't believe we're still talking about this in October.
It's insane!
It's the election, that's it.
Not aware of the election coming up?
Yeah, exactly!
You didn't know November 3rd was right around the corner?
I remember we were working on stuff for the Mug Club Quarantine Month and just thinking like, oh, I hope this is still relevant next week when we air it.
We're like, oh man, I don't know if this is going to last.
It's going to completely go away.
Not keeping schools open is not just having an effect on parents who can't send their kids to school and go to work and do those things, but it's actually having a negative impact on children, like childhood obesity is up.
Getting proper nutrition is up.
Abuse in the home is up.
Not being able to get away from that kind of thing.
All of these negative things that are happening.
Suicide.
Alcoholism.
Domestic abuse.
Kids don't typically turn to alcoholism, but specifically alcoholism in adults, yes.
Speak for yourself.
Every single one of these markers is edging up and people are like, guys, you have no idea the seeds that you're sowing right now.
It's going to take decades for us to get out of this because you said schools weren't safe when they really were.
Right.
At a certain point, this isn't scientifically based.
And that's also why none of this stuff has been removed.
And I appreciate it.
Google, you too, please do try to remove this and check our sources.
It is less lethal to young people.
It is less lethal to toddlers than the normal flu.
This is something that the problem is a lot of people go out there and they say that and then they go, and there's a cabal of pedophiles.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop. Full stop. Science, just the facts. Again, show me the study.
Show me the controlled study or a trial, anything that's peer-reviewed. That's what they love to
talk about. Peer-reviewed, published, that shows that COVID-19 is significantly more lethal or
even as lethal as a standard flu to youngins. Show it to me.
Comment below!
I will stand corrected.
Alright, here's another one.
Flip flop, I think we're on number four.
This is one that's remarkable to me because I know that things are taken out of context, like my praise for Hitler as a guy who called out magicians.
And Dr. Fauci tried to claim that, but the problem is there's so much context.
This is the one where he said before, and he's tried to turn around on this, he's tried to do an about-face, a total 180, where he said there's really no scenario in which you can imagine an administration doing more than they are right now.
Don't take my word for it.
Throughout the day and into the night.
When I say night, I'm talking 12, 1, 2 in the morning.
I'm not the only one.
There's a whole group of us that are doing that.
It's every single day.
So I can't imagine that under any circumstances that anybody could be doing more.
So much context.
It's overwhelming.
I am awash with context.
I'm drunk on context because now he says that the Trump campaign, when they used that clip, took him out of context and misquoted him.
Really?
Really?
Well, hold on a second.
Let me take my ins and outs points on my video editor and let me just, usually my rules expand at 30 seconds.
Let me expand it two, three minutes to see if there's any context when you said, except, I hope this isn't taken out of context, not Trump.
If someone says someone took me out of context and they don't go on to provide the context, they're lying to you.
Yes, exactly.
Let's play this game.
Ask me, let's say that you're like a hit piece like a Bloomberg.
Is it true that you've praised Hitler?
Oh, well you're talking about a joke in which I said, hey, don't take this out of context.
I condemn and abhor everything that Hitler stood for, his anti-Semitism, his policy,
but he was valuable in that apparently he was really tough on magicians.
There you go!
Is that so hard, Fauci, for a brilliant scientist?
Without video, nobody's gonna believe you.
You said he was tough on magicians?
The problem is, with video, I don't believe Well, and he includes himself in that.
He's like, I am a part of this team.
We have worked really hard.
There is nothing more that we could have done.
So if he's out of context, he's basically saying, well, I could have done more.
I'm sorry.
I was a little tired.
I don't know.
Do you want to hear more about my daily schedule?
I go to bed late at one or two in the morning.
I typically avoid cruises.
Skiing, or other aquatic-related sporting activities.
I find myself curling up with a good book.
Sometimes Chardonnay, sometimes Pinot.
Grigio, mind you, not a fan of red wine.
Shut up!
Dr. Badger, should we wear masks?
Well, listen, that's a complicated question.
Are you asking me today or are you asking me two months from now?
Minifaceted response.
So he said they took him out of context.
Okay, provide us with some context.
And again, I think that we have enough context when you take it overwhelming.
Again, the totality of it, it's overwhelming.
And now you have the most recent offense in which he's suggesting that Americans cancel Thanksgiving.
What is your advice about Thanksgiving?
I think people should be very careful and prudent.
But when you're talking about relatives that are getting on a plane, being exposed in an airport, being exposed in a plane, then walk in the door and say, Happy Thanksgiving, that you have to be careful about.
Did you just describe the plane strains in automobiles?
Yeah, pretty much.
Being exposed on a Jeffrey Toobin call.
There needs to be hand sanitizer.
Lubriderm does not suffice.
I think it's remarkable that he's saying this now.
You just described activities, that there was a recent study, again, science, this just came out, I believe it was American Airlines or Delta, that if you stay seated and wear your mask, there is statistically a 0% chance of infection.
Now I don't believe it.
Air is circulated.
But this is, yeah, you know, but I still, I don't necessarily believe it's a 0% chance, but that study just came out.
So he just described an activity that the airlines are trying to say is safe, that the World Health Organization is saying, hey, listen, we're at a point where we need to reopen.
And then, for some reason, he also decides to just throw family under the bus.
Yeah, he does.
Will they show up at your door?
Perhaps they're being affectionate.
Perhaps your father actually did tell you he loved you and displayed physical affection.
You know, the positive male role model that some of you were fortunate enough to have and I hope you burn in hell.
Don't take that out of context.
That's exactly what I think is going through his head right now, his hatred for Thanksgiving.
He's like, here's my chance to cancel it.
I hate Uncle Ben.
He's not coming over this year for Thanksgiving.
It's unsafe!
And by the way, with Thanksgiving, I prefer stuffing without fruit.
Sometimes squash, pumpkin, something else in the gourd variety.
And keep in mind, this is the guy who claims he's been kept from appearing on the press.
Fauci.
Can you imagine?
If Dr. Fauci had his way, every single news channel would be with 40% more Fauci.
Yeah, I feel like Trump should do a head fake on this.
He should pick Scott Atlas and be like, he's a moron, I can't believe he works here.
Scott, go get him.
Because every media outlet would run to him like, Scott Atlas, a doctor that we should be trusting right now.
Trump hates you.
Why?
Because I tell you what my life has been lacking.
More Fauci.
I think everyone has been saying, does anyone know what's happened to Dr. Fauci?
It's like he's disappeared off the face of the planet.
For Christ's sake, all he does is appear.
He's not treating patients!
He hasn't seen a patient!
And he's not even good at appearing.
He keeps contradicting himself.
He keeps contradicting himself!
To this day, I don't know what he believes.
I don't know what Dr. Fauci's position is.
Is it that masks maybe would block a droplet or two?
Or is it they are the most effective mechanism we have to defend against COVID-19?
I don't understand.
And there should be mandates that everybody has to wear them, like Joe Biden says he would put in place, nationally.
Well, then I think he said that he realized that he couldn't.
Well, he'd try.
Give it the old college try, Joe.
It's the thought that counts, really.
It really is.
When it comes to mandates.
I'd like to pack the court, I just can't.
Dr. Fauci, what do you think about Sweden?
Well, thanks to them, my bed now also falls into an armoire.
I'm a fan of the bikini teen.
I also understand that they are responsible for birth control and sweet fish.
But unfortunately, it's too difficult on my retainer.
I can't do gummy candy.
Interesting story.
Shut up!
I'm talking about something!
Interesting story.
Donald Trump, can you lock him up in the basement where they're keeping Biden?
Can we do that?
Yeah, just go hang out together.
We lock him down there like Jafar with the crack teeth in the bottom.
Just put Fauci in there.
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It really is.
The guy is a legend.
Real showman.
He's a good guy.
Let's move on to this.
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This is a story that really aggravates me.
It aggravates me almost as much as being taken in full context aggravates Fauci.
It's annoying.
It is.
I hate it when they interpret me incorporating nuance and multiple quotes and consistently over a period of time.
And they take out my stories about carnival cruises.
They take out my stories about carnival cruises.
I hate them.
If you believe in the context.
You know, listen, I had a bad experience on, and it wasn't carnival, interesting, we actually went, we were doing a cruise up to St.
Lawrence and then left at Montreal to a different port where we went from celebrity to carnival, but it's actually celebrity, where I got very ill, something with a baked Alaska, and meh, go away!
So this story aggravates me just as much because it's Joe Biden.
I think his family doesn't want him to come over for Thanksgiving.
Basically his media appearances are a way of speaking in code to his family.
He had just gotten a call like, hey we don't want you this year.
Canceling Thanksgiving for everybody!
I guess at Thanksgiving nobody can.
I don't think it would be responsible to get on a plane and travel to a relative's home for Thanksgiving where a nephew who decided not to go to law school or follow in his uncle's footsteps.
Fauci is the Grinch.
He really is.
He's gonna steal every holiday.
I like pulling candy canes from out under their forearms as they snooze.
So Joe Biden made this comment at the town hall, and this is something that you only hear from people who know nothing about firearms and nothing about law enforcement.
Unfortunately, it gets trotted out after every mass shooting, or now, I guess, in a presidential debate.
Here's Joe Biden saying, just shoot him in the leg.
We can do this.
You can ban chokeholds, you can... But beyond that, you have to teach people how to de-escalate circumstances.
De-escalate.
So instead of anybody coming at you and the first thing you do is shoot to kill, you shoot them in the leg.
First off, you can't shoot them in the leg, and second, that's not de-escalation.
Yeah.
De-escalation is like, hey man, what's going on?
What's wrong?
Is there anything?
Yeah.
Oh, I hear you.
Okay, well listen, can I actually maybe call you a cab to go home?
It's not bang, bang, you're hitting the premier lawyer.
You're like, shit!
Yeah, just pop him in the kneecaps, man.
What are you complaining about?
I'm de-escalating here!
I didn't shoot you in the face!
But here's the thing, not only does Joe Biden not know anything, but he doesn't believe it.
Because let's contrast that with Joe Biden's previous statements.
This is Vice President Joe Biden when Michael Palladino, president of New York's Detectives Endowment Association, showed him the bill.
This is a bill, by the way, in regards to law enforcement.
He reportedly scoffed and suggested that it be called the John Wayne Bill because of the unrealistic, movie-like, sharpshooting skills at the hands of the officers.
This was back in the 90s where Joe Biden went, what are you gonna do?
Shoot him in the leg?
I think, what are you gonna do?
Shoot him in the leg!
Hey, times have changed.
Punctuation.
You're able to shoot legs now.
We've learned more things about shooting and legs.
There's new science about legs.
Yes, there's new science about legs.
They're much more vulnerable to being shot.
Listen!
I'm not beyond changing my opinion.
This was pre-twerking.
We have new information.
What does that have to do with anything?
Did you watch The Wobbles?
Are you talking about children's programming?
I wish it was Wonka's Smell-O-Vision.
So, depending on the firearm, we have these studies available, again, while we're talking about science.
It takes an average of one and a half to two and a half rounds to incapacitate an attacker.
And keep in mind, this is also something important, you aren't shooting to kill as an officer.
Just like anyone here who's ever taken a concealed carry course or a basic firearm safety course, you know that they say when you're using a firearm in self-defense, Shoot to kill goes out the window.
It is shoot to stop.
Because there's a very big difference between shooting to kill and shoot to stop.
Whenever someone says, oh, I don't need a bigger caliber than a .22 because more people die from .22s and he's just as dead.
Well, not if he dies 45 minutes after raping you mercilessly.
The whole point is to cause enough central nervous system shock.
That's why you aim at center mass.
That's why you have hollow point bullets that expand.
Because your goal is to try and incapacitate the attacker, whether he dies or not.
Is none of your concern, and especially if you're choosing your caliber, if you're choosing your firearm, if you're choosing your self-defense strategy, it shouldn't rely on him dying, bleeding out later.
You shoot to stop.
So two things there he doesn't know anything about.
And in case you actually doubt what I'm saying or this next footage, I warn you, if you have kids who are about to watch, we found these clips on YouTube, so this shouldn't be banned because these have been on YouTube for many years.
Here are just a few examples of police officers shooting far more than two times, and not just in the leg, and attackers not not being incapacitated.
Too late.
Too late.
Oh, shot them in the leg.
Too late.
I believe this is a female cop there, right?
Yeah.
This one's heartbreaking.
He's got, like, a steak knife.
Like, it's huge.
Yeah, yeah.
Shoot him in the leg!
Shoot him in the leg!
De-escalate!
Stabbing her.
He's stabbing her.
Stabbing her repeatedly.
Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot Gosh.
It's not- anyone who knows anything about firearms knows that it is complete, unadulterated bullshit.
And that's why we had this campaign a while back, hashtag gift a gun, because anytime people go out there and they trot out these old gun myths that have been debunked, people know the media, and they know that the DNC, and I repeat myself, are lying to them if they've ever purchased a firearm.
If they've ever fired a firearm, they know, well, hold on a second, there is a background check because I had to go through an extensive background check.
They know, well, hold on a second, in the heat of the moment, you can't shoot in the leg because it's not actually possible.
I've been to the range more than once ever.
That's why, how do you help, how do you get people to change their mind?
It really is just education and exposure.
That's all it is.
Exposure to firearms, period.
They'll never buy Joe Biden's campaign again.
Evidently, Joe Biden's never talked to a police officer.
Because, again, any police officer would be able to tell you that in order to de-escalate a situation, there are different ways of doing it rather than shooting in the leg, and sometimes shooting in the leg... Police officers have probably seen those videos, or at least they know these people, they have friends who have gone through harder situations.
Of course, yeah, this idea of shooting in the leg, it's the first thing they tell you, they go, listen, that's the movie stuff.
Shooting a leg or shooting the gun out of the hand.
Okay, everyone leave these unrealistic expectations.
That's the first thing they tell you when you go into a basic firearm safety course.
And then they go, don't believe me?
All right, we're going to the range.
That's it.
And you go, oh, oh, now I know.
So here's Dr. Bill Lewinsky.
He's the executive director for the Force Science Institute.
And he explained it in a paper that a suspect's limbs, the reason that it's so unlikely to happen too, by the way, is that they're moving.
Yeah.
Right?
The idea that limbs are moving.
Again, sort of picture like Fauci himself.
Geppetto.
Yeah.
Right?
It's a lot harder to hit this.
Look, this is moving.
This is not.
This is moving.
This is not.
That's why you are taught to aim for center mass, which with handguns does not guarantee an attacker being incapacitated anyway.
It already takes several shots, and people are already inaccurate when in the heat of the moment, and you want to put officers' lives more at risk, and then wonder why none of them have endorsed Joe Biden.
None.
Well, maybe because of bullcrap like this, and you wanting to do something about defunding them.
Well, just missing.
You could miss and then hit somebody behind them.
Right.
You could do damage past the person you're trying to shoot.
Yeah.
That's why you don't do it.
Even when you're aiming for the largest part of their body to slow them down and stop them, it's unlikely that you're going to hit every single shot in the moment because they're still moving at you, right?
So this whole idea that, one, couldn't you just have shot him once?
Why did you have to empty your clip?
Why'd you have to shoot him 10 times or something like that?
Magazine.
People are going to get mad.
Sorry, magazine.
Sorry, I did say clip.
My bad.
Magazine.
Why do you have to do that?
Look at these videos.
In the heat of the moment, you're not going to hit with every single shot.
And even if you do, it may not stop the person.
No, it's very different.
We've hamstrung the police.
That's also why it's very different from a rifle.
A handgun just basically pokes holes.
That's really what you're talking about.
It doesn't have that same kind of hydrostatic shock.
If it's not traveling at that velocity, it doesn't have a temporary wound cavity.
I'm getting nerdy here.
But people who actually fire handguns and have fired rifles understand why a rifle is a much more effective tool, despite the fact that they're scary in black, which is the only context where we're allowed to say scary in black.
It's true.
Very true.
And this is also, by the way, this is the only kind of people who believe this shoot in the leg and people are going to get mad and you can comment and we'll probably take some of your chats.
They're the same kind of people who believe in Kung Fu and Dim Mak death touch pressure points.
It's the only people who believe that.
The only people who believe in Kung Fu or perfect disarmament from Krav Maga, whatever it is, are people who've never actually engaged in combat.
You notice that no one who's actually accomplished in boxing, in mixed martial arts, in any sort of actual combat sport says, oh, you know what I wish I had right now is a Steven Seagal Aikido with an unresisting opponent.
The only way you sell to somebody shooting them in the leg It's if that person knows nothing about firearms.
It's just as much of a bullshit sell as these kinds of things.
I hate to say it, but it's the worst culture for fake martial arts because they're not even good actors.
Look at this.
And tap.
A little tap.
Got him.
He's down.
He just turned his hand.
Oh, this is the best one.
Look at this.
Apparently he's been taking lessons from Jerry Lewis.
He's about to go call a kid a homophobic slur on the telephone.
Have you seen that with Jerry Lewis?
He says that to him.
He's like, hey dad, you never thought you'd be raising a fag like this kid.
And then some kid with muscular dystrophy.
Poor kid, man.
Don't speak ill of the dead.
How about you don't speak ill of a child currently in front of you with muscular dystrophy?
Such an awful, awful person.
He literally said that like, you're a faggy kid.
He said that.
He did a funny voice.
No, it doesn't bother me that you questioned my sexual orientation.
I'm crying.
So this is the reason people get mad.
Well, I do.
Someone out there's like, well, I do Kung Fu.
Good for you.
The second you get into a street altercation or any kind of combat, the first thing to go are fine motor skills.
It's very well established.
That's why people who are actual fighters, what happens when you get into a fight is you turn this into gorilla Smash, punch, you turn your hands into clubs because guess what?
Doing these little things here, little pressure point, that's not going to happen.
Especially when a guy, picture a Mike Tyson, picture an amateur club boxer, is not going to stand there and let you tap his completely scientifically unverified spleen pressure point.
Wait, you're telling me you can't get a friend to touch the other side of his cheek so you can do this thing?
But some people still believe this.
That's totally practical.
Those people could teach you to shoot and leg.
This is what happens with combat.
It's macro movement.
It's the same thing when I choked you out.
And you've been doing jiu-jitsu now.
I have, yeah.
You used to wonder why I would always get upset.
I just can't stand the BS that's being sold to me.
Now you've been doing jiu-jitsu for a few months.
Do you get it?
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
You watch some of these videos of these guys doing these weird warm-up things where they're slapping themselves.
And you go, this guy is going to get in a bar fight.
What is this?
And, like, think that he's going to be able to handle himself.
He's going to walk up and be like, hey, that's my girl you're talking about.
As if he can handle himself.
And then get his ass kicked.
He'll be worse off than had he done nothing.
Yeah, exactly.
If you have a gun, and you don't, if you brandish your weapon, your firearm, and you don't intend to shoot center mass, you don't intend to try and shoot the chest, you're better off having done nothing.
Yeah.
You've just escalated the situation, despite what Joe Biden tells you, because apparently shooting someone in the femur is de-escalation.
Right.
You know what de-escalation is?
A chokehold.
where someone can go to sleep without any permanent harm being caused.
This is what happens when you get into a combat scenario.
You aim for center mass.
That's why you punch for the head or the body.
You use your legs.
You punch.
You kick.
You don't do little joint manipulations and pressure points because guess what?
A guy can have all fingers broken and continue to fight.
That's why you put all of your body.
This is what combat has shown us.
You take all of your body and apply it to one neck, right?
You take all of your body, all of your energy, and apply it to your fist club.
You don't say, I know, I'm going to do this little Aikido move here.
Yeah, just poke him in the belly.
Oh, I know, I'm going to take out my firearm and aim for a moving leg like a rigged carnival game.
No, you aim for the target that doesn't move.
That's why officers have to do it.
And something else too, for some reason people, They say this, or they believe this, like, well, officers, they're trained special forces.
You know what?
You know who's not even as good at shooting as accurately as you think trained special forces secret agents are?
Trained special forces secret agents!
Steel Team Six is not as capable as you think in shooting someone's gun out of their hand, not even 100 yards away, 20!
It's incredibly difficult!
They wouldn't do it either.
They're aiming for center mass or they're going for a headshot if they've got somebody by surprise.
In combat, center mass.
It is insulting to the intelligence.
Yeah, it is.
And this is what happens, again, how do people become more conservative?
I talked about this, I caught a lot of flack for it on Twitter.
As women who are older and are single and don't have responsibility and aren't married, don't have children, not all, of course, there are exceptions to this rule, they tend to be more liberal.
Women who are mothers, who are wives, who grow up, they tend to be more conservative.
Same thing with men.
Men who aren't gainfully employed, who stay on their parents' health insurance plan until they're 26 and live with their parents until they're 30, they tend to be liberal.
What makes people conservative?
Responsibilities and exposure.
Period.
Responsibilities, education, and exposure.
Do people actually want to argue that 18-year-old professional protesting college students are more wise than a 55-year-old father of three?
Because the statistics reflect overwhelmingly that as people gain responsibility, as they are exposed to more in life, they become more conservative.
Same thing with firearms.
Same thing with combat.
And that's why these people who've lived it, who've experienced it, who are educated, don't buy what Joe Biden is selling.
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