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Sept. 22, 2020 - Louder with Crowder
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Trump's Top SCOTUS Pick Leaked! | Dave Landau Guests | Good Morning #MugClub
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Subject for today Now see I don't know if you can tell what was going on that
slurp I was My tongue was going side to side.
Why?
That's a visual now.
The snake.
No.
Like a serpent.
In honor of RBG.
It goes out and flips.
Because she ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
She was a very knowledgeable... Why am I saying was?
It's an allegory.
I don't know why I'm saying was.
She's right here with us.
How are you doing there, RBG?
Oh, hey guys.
Nice to be here with you all.
Right.
Hey, Dave Landau is here from Compound Media.
You can follow him on the Twitter at, what's the Twitter?
It's right there.
At Landau Dave.
At Landau Dave.
We'll be talking about RBG's replacement, most likely replacement, Amy Coney Barrett today, as well as going through the top liberal freakouts because we feel like we haven't really sort of hit on this.
since the election.
And I just found that I have a key to something must be very valuable underneath my microphone.
Oh wow, that's on TV.
Well they don't know where it is if I have no idea.
You guys can't just be putting keys around the place.
That's to my hotel.
Oh, that's awkward.
I said a value.
He just hands those out like greeting cards.
That's true, I am a whore.
I need a hundred room keys please.
It's like, uh, I need a hundred room keys, please.
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Them and Best Western.
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I don't care.
So my question of the day here is...
Do you think that the experience with Kavanaugh, do you think it's changed the way, sort of setting the precedent as we're going to be appointing Supreme Court nominations?
Do you think that, what do you expect to happen?
Right now, what do you expect to happen with Amy Coney Barrett or, what do you expect to happen there RBG?
Weekend at RBG's.
I don't like her very much.
I hope that Trump picks someone else.
Death has not been kind to her mental acuity.
She's slower.
I disagreed with her on everything, but she was sharp for a 98 year old.
Death really takes it out of you.
It does.
He's a little sexy though.
She's getting a little hotter every day.
You were into the whole Christina Ricci, Evan Rachel Wood alternative look.
That's true.
It's almost like she shops at Hot Topic.
I actually put a room key down her shirt.
No, minutes ago.
There's a studded belt in her closet somewhere.
Desperate.
And a t-shirt that says, uh, I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet, so you're not talking.
You know, one of those things.
Oh, you Pinterest moms who neglect your children.
It's wine o'clock somewhere.
It's wine o'clock somewhere.
Don't cross that line.
Wine is just fine. Yeah, well, no, it's not. See, you're the guy who would wear that t-shirt. He's
a sommelier. He wants everyone to know. All right, before we move on, here is a clip. You know,
we've talked about how some people have talked about Donald Trump eroding norms. Yeah, right.
And when we get to the Supreme Court, the top liberal freecouts, also the CDC guidelines. I
don't know if you know this. They released some new guidelines about the COVID and then they removed
the guidelines. And there's a conspiracy. But the truth is, truth is they just don't know shit. That's the conspiracy
really is people don't know and we'll get to that but first let's talk about
eroding trust in American institutions. We have ironically the straightest
of the three gay leading hosts being Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Brian Stelter
not buying it.
I don't want to pay nuisance money! I'm straight!
I swear to God!
Don Lemon, let's go.
No matter what happens, everybody sticks with the team.
We're going to have to blow up the entire system.
What?
And you know what we're going to have to do?
You just got a vote?
Honestly, from what your closing argument is, you're going to have to get rid of the Electoral College.
Because the minority in this country decides who the judges are and they decide who the president is.
Really?
But you need a constitutional amendment to do that.
And if Democrats, if Joe Biden wins, Democrats can sack the courts, and they can do that amendment, and they can get it passed.
Well, you need two-thirds vote in the Congress and three-quarters in the state legislatures.
They may be able to do that.
Maybe.
First off, he didn't burn the system down, then he used the term sack.
This guy has violence on the brain.
And then, does anyone else appreciate the irony?
He said, the minority are selecting judges.
Yeah, you're right.
The whole point of the Electoral College was to protect the rights of the minority from the mob of the majority.
Are you still black?
Are you still gay?
I don't understand.
Did you leave that at the door when it came to Amy Coney Barrett?
You're no longer a gay black man because you're checking a few boxes.
I think the most impressive thing is he made Cuomo the lesser look smart.
Yeah, he was like, don't go there.
He made Cuomo pull out his insightful ginsu knife.
You should go out and vote.
I think I put an end to that brush fire.
He said he had to have the constitutional amendment and three quarters of state legislature, three quarter vote, like all this stuff.
I was like, he actually knows this!
But I am looking forward very much to my charity MMA match with Chris Cuomo on October 3rd.
Yes, I'm excited.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
I just hope he shows up in shape and we'll be sure to drug test Chris.
You have to.
Will the money go to fixing the holes in all the masks?
No, they'll be going to fixing the holes in his HGH enlarged heart.
Are the holes in his story about having COVID?
Or just beat a guy in a thick-biked bicycle.
Thick wall.
Thick tires.
You should just come out with a shirt that says Fredo.
That was the saddest thing.
No, it'll go to those less fortunate who can't afford regulation-sized basketball rims.
The reason that this matters is because the narrative that they had been pushing the entire, I shouldn't say the entire, presidential four years here.
Really, it's just been the last few months.
So throughout the four years, they were trying to erode trust in institutions.
Now, when they say Donald Trump was trying to erode trust in American institutions, see, they see just as valid, for example, the checks and balances of three branches of government, the Supreme Court, the media.
So in other words, they think that Donald Trump taking aim at CNN or Brian Stelter's reliable sources is just as bad as them talking about fundamentally changing
the constitutional parameters of government and the Supreme Court.
But don't take my word for it.
Here is Don Lemon saying something to this effect.
That is the president's strategy post-Mueller.
Surround himself with cheering fans.
Ignore lawful requests from Congress.
Trample over democratic institutions and laws.
Lawful requests like you not burning things down?
The question is, will he get away with it?
That doesn't count.
The question is, will you let him get away with it?
He just asked if you were going to burn everything down.
Does anyone else just get really bothered when they act as if they're talking to you directly?
If you were like, will you let him get away with it?
I don't know.
Let me get the President of the United States on my speed dial.
I think I see a lot of my T-Mobile favorites.
I've been saving up some rollover minutes.
I've got a cricket.
I think he was saying the same thing about Eric Holder when he lied before Congress, and he was just as upset then, I think.
And this isn't whataboutism.
You're not serious.
This is not serious concern.
No, this is the problem.
Again, they think the most valuable, the most trusted American institution is the media and Hollywood.
And then they say, let's just sack the Supreme Court.
Let's burn the whole system down, despite the fact that there's a precedent of this 29 times.
Of a president during an election year nominating someone.
And when it's the same party?
90% of the time it's the same party, not a divided government like Obama when he was trying to do Merrick Garland with the Senate.
Guess what?
It was confirmed!
9 out of 10 times!
An outgoing president when there was a Republican or a Democrat president and the same party Senate.
This isn't new!
No, it's not.
And the Founding Fathers foresaw idiots like Don Lemon and Cuomo the Lesser, because they were like, let's make this really hard for somebody to be pissed off and just change the system on a whim, because they're not getting their way.
Let's make it hard for five-year-olds.
I don't think they ever foresaw an aging Johnny Mathis, gay black man, talking about how we need to trample on the rights of the minority.
Like, oh, that's one angry runaway!
Yeah, they foresaw stupidity.
They foresaw five-year-olds throwing a temper tantrum when they don't get their way, and they said, okay, let's design a system that won't let them be in charge.
Boy, that man with the citrus fruit name was going to town on the boy with the buggy whip in the outhouse.
Now I've seen everything.
What's that?
This man, Brian, claims that he's not a homosexual.
Now I've seen everything.
Can you imagine a fruit named after a fruit?
Come on.
Oh, please.
That's bananas.
The irony is so rich you'll get gout, as though you just ate a bunch of fruit.
I don't know if that's what works.
Is there uric acid in fruit?
Come.
I like to be blunt.
It is by the way this is of course Donald Trump has announced that he is going to he's going to announce his pick on Saturday so he announced that he's making an announcement by the way Anyway, we have another 45 minutes of show today if you have not joined up yet.
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Whoa.
That sums it up.
It's very uninteresting to me, Ben Segar.
You guys can't get enough of it, apparently.
Really quickly, let's go to CNN, where Jim Sciutto apparently said, give me the high and tight, but only on the sides.
But the reality is, until we identify a safe and effective vaccine through some of these phase three studies, Why is there a Batman costume behind him?
He's broadcasting from Don Lemon's closet.
I don't know if you noticed that multi-pronged swing.
That's not for pushing a baby.
Maybe they're TRX fans.
Is that a bunch of Pez dispensers on his shelf?
Is there a bunch of Pez dispensers on his shelf?
This is a doctor of medicine.
Seriously, it looks like Jim Schuetto went in and said, give me the flock of seagulls, but I don't want to commit.
I feel like he's in a van outside of an elementary school.
Just with his candies and coffee.
Hold on a second, grab one of the PEZ dispensers, his hand just goes out a window.
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Alright, before we get to Amy Coney Barrett, and I know a lot of you haven't been, let me ask you this, comment below, before we get to that segment, have you been familiar with, no, not right now there Dave, he has a cue here, he's not exactly sure, have you known anything about Amy Coney Barrett before this?
But first, we just wanted to sort of clear the palette with a top liberal freakout, who of course we all remember the freakout, this has sort of become old hat, at election, when he was inaugurated here.
We'll lead this off.
Donald J. Trump is now President of the United States.
It's still funny!
It's still funny.
I'm a great honor to be able to introduce for the first time ever anywhere the 45th
president of the United States of America, Donald Trump.
Alright, that's enough of that.
Had an Oswaldist gene.
Yes, really has.
And that's also why I don't buy it when women say, you don't know pain, you haven't given birth.
It's like, but you know what?
You were wincing when Donald Trump became president.
I don't think you know.
It's about relative, like guys have lived their whole life where, you know, you're getting kicked in the nuts.
You're getting, you're rough housing.
Like one point I rubbed a cheese grater on my brother's forehead when we were doing backyard wrestling.
These are things that build up the toughness.
You did this.
Like, you dislocated a joint because Donald Trump became- because someone lost an election.
It's painful, bro.
It's very sad.
And this is- so now we'll get some more recent ones.
And sometimes- these ones, a lot of them I thought were actually fake.
Do you ever get this, Dave, where like you see the reactions now where you're- this has to be a parody, there might be some brilliant Borat-type comedian.
A couple of the recent ones, but usually by the end you can tell they're psychologically broken.
At first you're like, this is a joke.
There's truth in there.
We need help.
And we say this is two psychologically broken people.
We can pick them out.
We're like, oh, I know what happened.
I know you.
That one's a dirty aunt.
So here's another one that I love.
This is a TikTok girl freaking out, which I'm just so glad that we ban it unless the deal goes through.
Freaking out over pro-lifers.
to people that are pro-life.
I f***ing hate you!
Woah.
Why can't women have abortions?
Well, do you really want to hear the reasons?
We can list them.
I'm driving down the f***ing road, I'm in a mental breakdown.
And I just want to say, all you people are so f***ing stupid!
I'm like...
AHHHHHHH!
Don't you love when she's there stupid and then can't think of what to say next?
Stop bringing these f***ing kids into horrible f***ing homes just because you're pro-birth!
You're f***ing stupid!
Yeah, me too.
Stop bringing these f***ing kids into horrible f***ing homes just because you're pro-birth!
You're f***ing stupid!
And I wish I had been f***ing aborted!
Oh, okay.
Oh, my God!
That's usually a thing where people say that when you express a pro- They're like, I wish you'd been aborted.
It's like, oh, wow, great.
I've done open mics too.
Yeah.
Well, and in fairness, I don't want to see her kids.
So if I have to vote, that's how I think abortion should work.
We just vote on the person.
Right.
Yes.
And I agree.
She shouldn't have kids.
I don't so much.
I mean, I also don't want to see her kids, but I really don't want to see them crowning.
No.
No.
What is crowning?
Is it the woman crowning or is it the baby crowning?
Can you imagine her screaming?
Is the baby crowning?
The baby is crowning out of a woman.
I WISH THAT I'D NEVER MADE THAT MISTAKE IN AN IHOP BATHROOM!
NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS AT WAFFLE HOUSE OR THE FOLLOW-UP CONSEQUENCES!
This is why I think abortion should be reassessed at the age of 20.
The age that we should go, listen, you're right.
We should have gotten rid of you.
That's not too far from RBG's views, right?
She was a fan of the singer Eugenicist.
What was your line up there on late-term abortion, RBG?
I'm down for that.
I noticed that death has also changed your lingo.
Maybe a little bit.
Do you feel like it's upped your hip game?
Yeah, I'd say so.
You're about as quick as a TikTok girl.
She has the same look on abortion as female Chinese babies.
Either way, there's a tub of water.
No, that's true.
We'll get to the Amy Coney Barrett thing in a little bit, but that's the thing when they
talk about she was against selective abortion.
There are a lot in China, that's the idea, they only want to have boys because they provide
for the family.
This idea that it's, oh my gosh, it's heinous that a woman would not want people to be able
to abort because a baby might have a slight defect or be, God forbid, a woman.
It's amazing that the left wants to, I mean, they've already enacted a holocaust against
black americans at this point we look at the millions who've been out there and
they want to do it again Yep.
And that's why they have the lobster pot.
Let's go to this next clip, which is another TikTok girl.
Nothing good happens on TikTok, where this girl is complaining.
I think we had to pull this from Facebook because you couldn't find it anywhere.
I don't think it was removed.
I think the girl was ashamed.
As she should be.
Shame.
We need to bring back shame.
It's a helpful thing.
I'm bringing shaming back.
That's what I think.
No, that's not.
Uh, here she is, a TikTok girl telling progressives to vote for Biden, which would seem benign enough.
Not how she does it.
Listen kiddo, I get it.
I don't like the two-party system.
I think our country's corrupt.
And quite frankly, I don't want to vote for Biden.
It feels like voting for a Republican.
But I'm gonna do it!
You wanna know why?
Because the alternative is a f***ing fascist!
A fascist is a fascist!
Maybe we can have the conversation about dismantling the two-party system when a fascist isn't running!
Maybe we can do that later, kiddo!
Champ!
Chief!
Maybe we can talk about it later!
Let's talk about how you're It's Pat and one of the Sprockets.
I think there should be more women growing out the pointy sideburns.
It's like you can't grow real sideburns unless you're in transition, in which case, good for you.
But they do the fake sideburns.
I don't know a single guy who's like, you know what?
I want a broad with sideburns.
You give me the worst Beatles haircut.
Can you ensure no one will like me ever based on looks alone?
Not quite the Beatles, but the touring Reign Beatles cover band.
I want to look like that.
And here's the thing, she doesn't understand.
These are people, again, this is an example.
We can examine the behavior, but let me be truthful here.
That is someone who has never had accountability.
Someone who sits there and goes, you know what?
When I'm mad, I do this!
And doesn't have anyone going, oh, you look like a lesbian psychopath.
You look like a lesbian domestic abusing psychopath when you do that, and you're unattractive, and you know what?
Get some crust whitening mouthwash.
There are just a few corrections you can make, but no one says that.
They go, oh, you know what?
I can tell you're feisty.
She goes, I should upload this online.
This is not someone who's ever learned to control their anger.
And I say this is someone with anger issues.
I threw a seltzer water through the jiprock.
Gyprock.
What is it, drywall gyprock?
It's drywall in America.
Oh, wow.
It worked in construction.
It's gypsum or rock.
Gypsum or rock?
I don't think you call it gyprock.
I don't know.
You just make your own things up.
I've thrown a lot of things.
I, too, have thrown things, Steven.
I've thrown many things.
Like that last girl threw a baby.
Didn't go through the wall, though.
They bounce.
They bounce back.
But you're right.
She has no responsibility or accountability.
Her parents never told her she was wrong.
You know, her dad was just like, look, just whatever.
Just do what you want.
I just hope we have a son that wants to play catch.
At some point, I can have joy in my life, because you're not providing it, that's for sure.
I'll play catch, Dad!
I'm not raising any San Francisco, now slowly encroaching on Oakland grandchildren.
No, you're not playing catch with me.
I'm a very disappointed dad.
She also doesn't understand the definition of a fascist, obviously.
If she's calling Donald Trump the fascist, she really clearly has no grasp of history.
Please tell me no one has seen my penis today.
I just realized I'm wearing these pajamas.
That's under the desk, you're good.
And these are the ones where, what is it with pajamas?
Does that include the text you sent me?
I'm not joking.
You know how all men's pajamas, they have the button way up and then the way wide hole at the bottom?
I was just feeling like, oh, it's kind of drafty.
I thought it was because these were silk.
Is that like the Don Lemon line?
I'm fine now, but good Lord.
Yeah, I think it is just in case your wife wants to make love and you just want to take it out one area.
Just the one.
Yeah, because women love that, when you're wearing footies, and you're just like, ah, you will see no part of my body other than the weird alien-looking section.
Yeah, it's the no glory hole.
It's not even the same color as the rest of my body.
And I figure that's your thing.
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I don't laugh because it's true.
Wow, that got quiet really quickly.
It's a joke, you guys!
It's a show that's here for fun!
How's that branching off?
Hit the notification bell.
And here's another one where a woman just recently reacted, I use the term loosely, reacted to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's alleged death.
Holy f***ing s***, you guys!
I said this was a parody.
I don't need to clarify, but I just got a notification that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died!
Could this year get any f***ing worse?!
Ruth, you just had to make it to 2021!
She was shaking in her chair like Percy didn't wet the sponge.
And you know there's someone right there that you don't see, but there's someone in the left lane just like...
It's helpful.
I'm just kiting a wide swath around her.
That's why young women have fewer accidents than men.
Anytime I see a young woman or a teenage woman, I just, I give them as many lanes as possible.
Speed up or slow down, whatever you have.
And then I inevitably drive into a pole.
Ah, yeah.
Actually, her transitioning son is hiding behind her.
Yes.
I love how she gets mad at RBG for dying.
You only had to make it a little while longer, selfish woman!
You know what, though?
People gave her flack for that.
I think she was right.
I think she was right.
I think RBG, if she really cared so much—in other words, people are saying now the dying wish, which thank God there's no dying wish clause in the Constitution.
But, you know, I think that she was being selfish about it.
If she really didn't want President Trump or someone other than Barack Obama or a Democrat, if she really didn't want someone to appoint before her death, she should have retired.
She should, but that's not the point she's making.
No, I know that Sheryl is stupid, but I'm just saying it's a valid point.
She should have retired.
I would be upset, too.
But this just goes to show that they didn't think that Donald Trump had any chance of winning.
One more benefit of Hillary Clinton losing.
One more benefit of Hillary Clinton.
I have heard that Kazam might grant the wish.
Jack does a lot of stuff.
Have you heard the Mandela effect where people think it was Shazam?
Yeah.
And like Berenstain Bears was different with the I and the E?
I had a guy who I knew who went off and was like, no, it was Shazam.
I'm like, ah, I remember seeing it.
It was Kazam.
Even as a kid when we were reading Berenstain Bears, I was like, this is a very Christian group for a Jewish fellow.
They talk about Jesus a lot.
Weird.
In a positive light.
Not a word of traitor in here.
Nothing about the blood of him on our children's children's children.
No!
Mel Gibson.
These Weinberg bears.
Have you had your fun?
Let's go to Amy Coney Barrett.
This is the likely replacement for Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
It's slow news day, people!
You saw the ride, you bought a ticket anyway.
We have weekend at RBGs here, okay?
If you're offended at this point, that's on you!
Sources have been saying that President Trump has already met with Amy Coney Barrett, I believe yesterday at the time of, depending on when you're watching this video.
To be clear, she's a devout Catholic, she's a conservative, and she has done a lot in her legal career while raising seven children.
Seven?
Seven children.
Even the New York Times, I think we have this article, they noticed that she has particularly strong credentials.
She graduated summa cum laude from Notre Dame Law.
And she was Scalia's favorite while she was clerking for him.
So here's actually a video from 2017, because I know a lot of you may have never met her, may not be familiar with her.
During the nomination for the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals, I have to read this to make sure I don't get it wrong.
You got it wrong!
It wasn't the Seventh!
If you ever wanted a more clear depiction of good and evil, like as clear as spy versus spy in the back of a Mad Magazine, here is Feinstein and Barrett.
Watch the exchange.
I don't have an opening statement, but I would like to introduce my special guests.
First and foremost, behind me is my husband, Jesse.
We've been married for 18 years, with each year better than the last.
Jesse and I have seven children, as Senator Young mentioned.
Do you consider yourself an Orthodox Catholic?
I am a Catholic, Senator DeDurbin.
The dogma lives loudly within you.
What?
That's of concern.
Yeah, she tried to say she couldn't be a judge because she was a practicing Catholic as opposed to... well, listen, Feinstein,
not all of us can be completely unobservant Jews.
It is tough to do.
Yeah, and isn't that a religious test?
Yeah, and that's the thing.
I obviously have a problem with a religious litmus test.
The difference between, hey, are you a devout Catholic or are you devout Christian or Jewish and Muslim, is that the Quran is a politically prescriptive text.
They're not making an honest woman out of their daughters.
You have to kill Christians and Jews you have to subject people who do not convert to Dimitri, right?
There is an actual system of law The Quran is a book of law just as much as it is a book of
religion or theology But in this case, yeah Feinstein, I mean listen, you also
have like tons of kids, but in Catholicism, you don't marry them
Yeah, there's a difference and you even let them go out and select. They're not making an honest woman out of their
daughter They have daughters on the side. Yes
Hashtag not all Muslims Specifically what dogma what what dogma are you talking
about?
Because you're basically just it's like a slur against Catholicism like there's zero chance that she's gonna list
out like oh Here's my problem with you. Don't want people to die, right?
I think the Catholic Church has been really good on their penalty or death penalty position
They don't want you to have an abortion and kill an unborn baby, right?
They don't want you to have a late-term abortion They don't want you to change your mind after you have a
kid and then murder them because you're you know somewhat inconvenienced by their presence now.
Thank you for buying us time there.
Good Lord, I was running out of words!
I don't know if you remember the Joe Lewis cam.
He was trained, but this is why you never work with children and dogs.
Oh yeah, no, no, no.
We had a bit for him, and then Dave Lino was trying to wake him up.
He's positively inert.
Oh look, there you go, he gave you some movement.
What were we about to say there, Wade?
Yeah, but the point stands, she wasn't being specific.
No.
She was just saying, the dogma lives loudly within you.
Whatever that means.
O'Shea Palpatine?
Is that the terrible Jane Silence Bob movie?
I don't know, what do you mean?
You killed him.
Oh, you went there.
Touché.
I don't believe in things.
Not your best impression.
I'm just a Jew by name.
I don't think Israel has a right to exist.
I am Gozer.
So that was, they were trying to imply that she could not be a judge because she was a Christian.
Let me be really clear on kind of what her, for people who don't know some of her policies.
One is they're already bashing her right now because she supported due process on campuses.
You know the tribunals that people have for rape?
Every single one, I don't know if you've followed all these stories, almost every single huge mainstream rape story that got pressed was that UVA, false.
Mattress Girl, false.
Duke LaCrosse, false.
Lana Dunham, false.
Jacob Blake sexually assaulted a woman from what we know then violated the currently active warrant and restraining order to go to her house again where he committed sexual assault.
But let's let bygones be bygones depending on the profile of the person at this point.
He turned around.
And there won't be a Rolling Stone article about him actually committing sexual assault.
Right.
No, it won't be anywhere.
And Mattress Girl was a perfect example.
I was talking with a girl recently.
She didn't know that that was fake.
She had no idea that that guy was banned from his own graduation.
She was Glenn Close's fatal attraction, right?
Boiling the pet rabbit.
She was texting him the most profane triple X pornography you could possibly imagine.
He had already brought it to the attention of other people saying, I'm uncomfortable.
This girl is stalking me.
She said rape and because she has to go, she goes out there with a mattress.
Carrying a mattress around.
Like she's carrying the cross.
She's going out and everyone just all of a sudden believed her and the guy, his life was ruined.
And there are still people who might be hiring him for a job interview who think that he's a rapist, even though we know verifiably now that it's not true.
Just like some people still believe that Brett Kavanaugh was running a train, not on Flossie Ford, some other person who we don't even remember her name at this point.
And the mattress was a single.
It wasn't even like a queen or anything like that.
Well, if you're going to rape someone.
Please continue.
You gotta keep it close.
It's a single.
It can't be a couch?
She didn't have the leg strength for a couch.
I just want to say Lena Dunham has raped us all visually with every video she's put out.
Nice recovery.
By the way, what's really unfortunate with Lena Dunham, I'll tell you what I dislike about her most, is that she claims pretty much every rare condition or disease.
And I actually have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, which you've talked about.
Your wife was the one who identified it, right?
And then I went to a doctor and she's just like, I have endometriosis, Ehlers-Danlos, fibromyalgia, diabetes, I'm a fat, you know...
So there's all these medical conditions that have been... So I have all of them, so I know what it's like.
One thing that's not on that list of conditions is being an adult, sweetheart.
Diagnosed by Dr. Webb, M.D.
Diet and exercise goes a long way.
Sounds like a gal I'd like to have sex with.
And leave the condom in the potted plant, which now equates to rape.
You know that's the whole story with Lena Dunham, right?
She said she found... I called the guy early on.
I was the first guy to reach him.
This was before anyone had really... It wasn't that hard to find, where she mentioned someone's name.
She said, it's not a real name, but then she said he was a treasurer of a college Republican club.
I was able to cross-reference it, and he goes, no, no.
Absolutely untrue.
Please don't call and bother me.
My wife and daughter are here.
And he was just like so tired of this.
And Linda Dunham, what happened?
She didn't do anything.
I don't think the statute of limitations was up.
Could have filed charges.
And what do you think about that, RBG, the campus tribunals?
Because Betsy DeVos has caught a lot of flak for this.
As someone who would support due process, should due process also apply to men on college campuses?
Should they be afforded those rights?
I think in this situation, probably not.
Really?
What's the precedent on that?
They seemed like mean young men.
They didn't strike me as upstanding.
Do you think, though, that it's a problem, this is a problem with Supreme Court judges, bringing their inherent biases, and yours being likely anti-youth?
Yeah, well, I'm not sure it's as much anti-youth as just very rude behavior.
Right, yeah, party at RBG's this weekend.
Yeah, it's gonna be good.
It's gonna happen.
Give me a lot of fun.
I'd love to listen to her for hours.
Bring your resistance bands.
Hashtag resistance bands.
And Washington Post is going after Amy Coney Barrett.
It needs to be clear.
Not only can I tell you what her views are, because I know that a lot of you will agree with that, because naturally she's a more conservative potential Supreme Court justice.
But I think it's just as important, it's equally important to look at the reasons that people on the other side of the political spectrum are attacking her and those justifications.
So we talked about how the fact that they're furious that she supports due process, whether you're attending Cornell or not.
Um, and she also, uh, made this statement.
Washington Post couldn't believe it.
If you go read the original article, she said, we should always remember that a legal career is but a means to an end, and that end is building the kingdom of God.
And to be clear, she said, I would never, uh, obviously, uh, I would never infringe on someone else's beliefs.
Right.
I would never force my beliefs on them.
But oh my God, you mean that there's someone who wants to be in the highest court in the land who believes there's accountability higher than the seat of Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
What a frickin' nightmare!
Like, we couldn't have people who actually believe that someone else is watching them and there are consequences beyond getting caught.
Right.
There's a sense of morality that at least is good.
Yeah, somebody who's not a complete narcissist and thinks they're the end of the entire universe.
And isn't it ironic that the pretty one is the non-narcissist?
Yeah.
She's cute!
Interesting. 100%.
Her hair's a little fine.
I mean, I'm not saying RBG here.
No, I'll say.
Some tough acts to follow.
Those are some mighty tough crocs to fill.
Yes, indeed.
Just look at the jawbones.
I'm sure she had a couple of log cabin abortions.
Yeah, I've had a few.
What was that RVD?
What was that RVD?
Oh, back in the day, you know, I've had a few abortions myself.
Ah, never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that this would be my career.
Yes, this is what you woke up for today.
So let me give you some of the famous cases.
The bed you made.
The bed you made.
I'm sitting next to a skeleton.
I'm sitting next to a skeleton in a man bun with a Hawaiian shirt.
Having a good time.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Who, by the way, paved the way for all women to follow.
So, let's not belittle the fact.
She's a hero.
Yeah, she is a hero.
The best among us.
Zero to hero.
Ice, ice, baby.
Yo, stop!
And that was it.
She just stopped.
She did.
just you did her heart like test hot let's everyone just stop
Everyone just stop.
She's a bad influence, RBG.
She's a bad influence on the show.
It makes us too comfortable with what should be uncomfortable.
And you're a bad person.
What?
Just because I like her?
It's your proximity to her.
She smells like hospital cleaning bleach.
It's delicious.
These are the personal attacks that have happened, because she was a Christian, because she believed that there's a higher kingdom than God, they went after the fact that she was sort of defending due process, but that wasn't necessarily an actual case she was involved with.
Let's look at the cases with which she was involved and what her views are, particularly, listen, the important ones, as we look at this seat right now, which would sort of break up a divided court, abortion and socialized medicine.
She's known, of course, for being pro-life, so that's well known, that TikTok girl would freak out.
And this comes from, I want to make sure that I have this correct, comes from the New York Times, Amy Coney Barrett meets Donald Trump's two main litmus tests.
She has made it clear that she would invalidate the ACA, Affordable Care Act, very poorly named, and take health care away from millions of people and undermine a woman's reproductive freedom, said Nancy.
This is so funny just when you read the New York Times, the Affordable Care Act, where premiums deductibles went up on any given year 47%.
So it's anything but affordable.
It was just an attempt to redistribute money.
And by the way, I've known people who really were relatively poor, but not poor enough, and they could get health sharing plans far cheaper than what they could get under the Obamacare market.
And then they say a woman's reproductive... So Affordable Care Act is health care that has cost Americans double or triple since it was enacted.
And reproductive freedom means abortion up until and including after birth, according to Governor Blackface himself, Northam.
Yeah, so both horrible policies and both issues.
Here's the thing, I'm on board with reproductive freedom.
I believe that you have five choices.
You can write contraception, abstinence, adoption.
What are the other choices?
Contraception, abstinence, adoption?
I don't know.
That's good.
Just abortion is not on that list.
Right.
Not killing a human being is not on your list.
So here's what she wants to do.
She wants to make sure that a law that was a lie, that was fought before the Supreme Court, that the Supreme Court actually had to intervene and adjust to make it pass, right?
When Justice Roberts did that.
I can just see Cordova counting on his hands.
I'm trying to remember his abstinence.
I feel like you're Rick Perry trying to name the three institutions he would get rid of.
The point is, there are all other options that don't involve ending a heartbeat.
Yeah, exactly.
And then abortion, she just wants to send it back to the states.
Those are her crazy positions that she holds that are tearing at the fabric of America, apparently, if she gets on the bench.
Yes, because the fabric of America, it's a triple weave with dead fetuses.
People are like, this is America!
You're talking about dead babies!
Yeah!
I don't want to live in a country where women can't do that.
Really?
You have a very poor standard of judging the country.
Do you understand that we are the only country that fought off the world's singular most powerful empire of one century to become the most powerful country the next century and not even wield it?
Can you imagine if the British Empire, if they had a place like Canada, the biggest land mass?
Available, rich in natural resources, where all of their population, 100% of their population, live on 10% of the border, and they have no national military of which to speak?
Mountains.
Picture any other empire, okay?
Let's go through the Ottomans, the Greeks, the Romans, let's go through China, let's go to India, let's go through... Mongolians are annoying, they needed that wall.
The TV show empire.
The TV show empire?
You think anyone would sit for this crap?
Donald Trump in a down year would be like, our economy's struggling now, let's just go north.
If you could bill in 10, Genghis Khan here today, he'd be like, look at this map, Genghis Khan, I think you'd be proud of us.
Look, all that you see is our kingdom.
What's that up there?
You don't want to know anything about that.
It's bigger than down here.
Lots of gold.
You don't want to know anything about that at all.
It's pretty cold.
Is it fertile?
It's very fertile.
Is it rife with natural disasters?
No, with the Canadian Shield, if you actually understand topography really, it's about as stable a region as you get.
And you just...
Let it be there.
They must have an intimidating leader.
Are they scary people?
No, they're the friendliest people on earth.
They have lots of guns and a lot of nightsticks, really.
Well, at least they must be represented by a formidable fighting force.
They sit on horses and have padded hips.
It's more of like a fun force.
Their money isn't even real.
What is money?
Do you mean the booty?
Nah, in a manner of speaking.
It's see-through and colored.
What's a toonie?
I don't understand.
They still have the queen on their singular coin.
Yeah, yeah, they do.
But you don't.
That's because we fought off the royalty and we still have our own country.
And they, they bent over.
Yeah, they bent over right in the keystroke for the royal pudding.
Oh, that sounds unpleasant.
They seem to be doing fine with it.
But to be clear, this isn't like a coup.
You're not just going to lay low for 400 years.
And then clearly take what's rightfully yours.
No, Genghis Khan!
And people call you an evil empire.
Have they read about me?
By the way, I could have any women I wanted in my day, and with the clips I'm seeing, I don't like your women.
I'll pass.
How are these women?
Hard pass.
Now I understand why so many of you are gay.
Yes.
Except for that stelter fellow, I am convinced.
He's the... Genghis Khan is just, he gets us in trouble!
He does.
He does.
RBG, Genghis Khan, I mean... At least I didn't do it in my stereotypical Asian voice.
That's because in my mind Genghis Khan is Matt Damon now.
He really is.
He's much more intimidating than that.
Amy Barrett also in Cook Co vs. Wolf, she supported Donald Trump's tighter standards for green cards.
This is something that is driving the left absolutely nuts.
And again, when we say, okay, we want legal immigrants to be allowed here, and we don't want illegal, listen, you have to, one has to go hand in hand with the other.
You can't say that we have no illegal immigration and no immigration whatsoever.
But we're at the point now where, okay, you know what?
We're mostly full and we only want to bring in the best and the brightest.
That's what happens when you're in a feeder league versus being the top team in the league, right?
We get number one draft picks at this point.
It harms the middle class American more than anybody if you have no standards for legal immigration.
You just tighten down illegal immigration.
They say, by the way, as far as legal, just sign the guest book and that's enough.
No, it's not enough.
So she's on board with that.
Then there was a Second Amendment case, Cantor v. Barr.
She argued that violent offenders should be stripped of their right to own firearms, that non-violent offenders should still keep their Second Amendment rights.
And I do agree with that.
I do think that, for example, if someone committed, I don't know if it's a felony, but like tax evasion, they shouldn't lose their right to protect themselves because they probably owe some money to some really bad people.
You're gonna need the protection.
Yeah, and you should know about this, you were arrested like 18 times?
Uh, 13.
Well, you know, I'm not trash.
Once it's over, once it's a baker's dozen.
That's what I call it.
Where's the line for trash, then?
Uh, 14.
Were any of them felonies?
Um, well, if you put three of them together.
Did the court?
Uh, no, fortunately.
Fortunately, 13 arrests, only 7 convictions.
Unfortunately, 13 arrests, only 7 convictions.
Oh wow!
So yeah, I had a good lawyer 50% of the time.
Ish.
Ish.
13 strikes and you're out.
This is a whole new game.
Your lawyer was a Barrett and less a Feinstein.
My last lawyer was just like, just pay for your DUI.
Yeah, it was all alcohol-related and drug arrests, but I do agree with her.
I mean, you should get another chance.
I've turned my life around, and 12 of those arrests were as a juvenile while I was dealing with something very painful at home.
So there are reasons that people screw up in their lives, and I do think I think that they do deserve that second chance later.
Well, and I also, um, but I think it's different if you were a gang member, for example, like Tukey Williams, who they were saying, free Tukey Williams, let him out because he wrote a children's book, but he killed four people on three separate occasions and holdups.
That person shouldn't get their right to own a firearm back or vote on a system of laws that they break.
And I think is it, I hate to use the word common sense, but it's pretty obvious if someone is a kid who's made some mistakes, had some rough breaks versus someone who has flagrant disregard for the law in a violent fashion.
Yeah, he did discover the Berenstain Crips, but...
I think, but you do have a point.
Very distasteful pop out.
My personal opinion on Tukey is not to let him out.
They could have let him live.
That's just my opinion, as opposed to putting him to death.
Why?
Because I think if he was turning around and being a better example, even from inside a cell, it's beneficial.
But he refused.
Okay, he's a guy who helped found the Crips, right?
He's one of the original members.
One of the top.
One of the top.
Yeah, top.
He was an early investor.
He had a Crip 401k.
Yeah, he was.
I don't know if he was president, but he was at least VP of sales.
2000 Amazon Crypt.
And he knew the other people.
I think it was four people on three separate occasions, if I'm not mistaken, that he was involved in killing.
He never gave up anyone else.
He was telling kids not to join gangs.
Like, well, how about you give up the names of guys who are still recruiting them?
And he refused to do that.
I think it's just because prison rules.
You would just die in jail.
They could give you a solitary.
They could put him in, you know, with just... I think it's a tough ask.
I really do.
I agree with you.
Yeah, I do.
But you know what?
That's the ask if you want to live.
I know, but I think your point is correct.
Prison is not supposed to be punitive.
You're supposed to be reformed.
No, I think it's both.
No, you pay a debt to society.
No, I think it's both.
This is one thing where I disagree.
I think prison should also be punishment.
Yeah, there's no justice for the family if it's just like Sweden where they go into a cell that's nicer than an Ikea demo with an Xbox and they get reformed and go back into the workforce.
There's no justice for the family of the people who are killed.
There should be punishment.
Prisons should be as uncomfortable as humanly possible while they can be reformed.
It's not one or the other.
I think it needs to include both.
They should make them put together Ikea furniture. They really should. That would be the best punishment for them
by far.
I understand the point, but we're not a vengeful society.
Like it doesn't do me any good if somebody kills my sister for me to know that they're suffering in a prison somewhere.
Justice isn't vengeful.
But you're not saying justice. You're saying that it should be as uncomfortable as possible and it be punishments.
Yeah, exactly. And I understand that and I understand where that comes from, but that's not necessarily what I would
want.
I would want for that person to have a better impact on society than they've currently had. If he was keeping
people from then joining said crypts, that would be a better use of his time
than killing him.
So I understand the argument for that.
But he wasn't.
Yeah, my point is if it's supposed to be reform, which is what prison is supposed to be in this country, then that means that you get another chance.
I'm not saying let you out, but that means you have a chance to do better with your life.
Now, with pedophiles, for example, like you said, I say kill them the second they come in.
Just open the doors.
Prison rules works very well there, yeah.
You don't need to kill them.
What you just do is you tell them, like, listen, we're going to put you in solitary.
You put them in their cell, and then as soon as they go in, lights out.
All the other doors open.
And you say, I'm gonna go out for a 35 minute smoke break.
It's more of a cigar, really.
The camera's broken.
We've made sure.
Hear that short circuiting sound?
That's the cameras going off.
Have fun.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Enjoy your Epstein.
I have an Epstein moment.
They should be Epstein'd every time.
And I'm not against the death penalty, by the way, so don't take me wrong.
I don't even care about the death penalty so much.
When Christians vehemently argue for or against the death penalty, it's kind of tough biblically to make an argument.
You can make a valid argument either way.
I think whatever the cheapest method is to dispose of the trash.
So I'm not super pro-death penalty.
I'm not anti-death penalty.
I'm really not against it in principle, but with our system of appeals it's more expensive to put someone to death.
It's not a hill that I want to die on, but I'm perfectly fine if the offender does.
I agree with you, actually.
There are the rare cases where you do find out years later, like the West Memphis Three and other people that could have been put to death, that there are problems in our system, and just killing people, I think, can have a negative.
But there are the people who you're like, I watched him eat a baby, let's just kill him.
There are those people that should be put to death.
But then you have different, you know, that's the problem is that you have different standards of like, well, they have to be videographic evidence.
Listen, if you're found guilty, then you are guilty of the crime in this country.
It's not a perfect system, but it is a system.
And I want to know what you guys think, actually.
Do you think the prison should involve a component of punishment and discomfort for their crimes as justice?
Or do you think that it should be like a lot of European countries where it's only predicated on the idea of reform?
I think it needs to be both.
I agree.
Both.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I don't think you should get into a resort.
No, I agree with that too, right?
So I wouldn't go that far, but I'm saying depriving somebody of their freedom is in itself punishment.
What you do with that, making them put together Ikea furniture or letting them go to a beach, there's two different things there.
And I wouldn't say the beach, I would say the Ikea furniture is what you lean towards, right?
But not solitary confinement and not like horrible conditions.
I want these people to come out better, hopefully, than they went in and that is not normally the case.
And just give conjugal visit rights to the ladies screaming on TikTok.
Right, yeah.
It can't just be Pablo Escobar where they're like, hey, we put some bar windows in your mansion.
Yeah, exactly.
The army's here to serve you, sir.
What shall we do today?
We put some chicken wire on your third-story windows and we dug a tunnel in your cell.
Enjoy dying on your roof.
Also, a couple changes of tight Hawaiian shirts.
We figured that you'd be happy about that.
And we'd like you to soon return to running our government.
Hold on a second.
Right now, CNN, they're talking about the grim milestone of 200,000 deaths.
200,000 deaths and 50% of plus 16 reporting between 10% and 50% higher
infection rate this week than last.
Oh look he's a weatherman.
Infection.
We're going to see a lot of nursing homes coming in through the northeast.
That's kind of gross.
And then you'll see mostly young here, so it's yellow.
You know what they haven't mentioned?
Yeah, exactly.
A couple of sneezes I heard.
These are hemorrhoids here.
You can pretty much ignore that.
I don't know why that's on that map.
Nobody cares about that anymore.
They're not mentioning hospitalizations.
They're not mentioning ICU patients.
They're not mentioning deaths right now.
They're only mentioning a total that is creeping up.
For three days, they've been like, we're about to cross the line for $200,000.
Well, this is the problem.
Dave, I don't know how much you watch the show, and I hope not all that much.
I'm always amazed that you guys watch, and I'm very grateful.
I prepare so much, but I'm like, really?
Folks are going to watch this and support it?
Thank you.
Flu season.
You know, when people say, oh, it was a bad season, 80,000 people died.
That's because we have a standardized season, right?
It's from spring, sorry, from fall to spring.
I believe it's October to, it's either October to May or October to March or September to April, something like that.
And I said this before, I said, listen, if you want to know that this is obviously fear-mongering from the media, they're just going to have a never-ending toll long after the flu season.
That's what they're doing.
Nowhere else with a flu season, which, by the way, at one point would have been banned on YouTube, but now the CDC has admitted that the death rate is far more close to the standard flu than it is to the over 1% that they originally claimed.
We don't do this with flu season.
We don't do this with any other seasonal disorder, any other seasonal disease, but they just keep adding to it, even as we go into the next fall.
We should have restarted.
Well, if they're going to pick this lane to go down and say 200,000, this rolling count, fine, fine.
Let's stay in that lane.
That means that Donald Trump has lowered the projected death count by 90% by his actions, because you said 2 million when we first started.
Right.
You said 2 million.
It's 200,000.
90% lower than the estimates, so he should be given every award possible.
And that's everyone who's died with COVID, even if they had cancer, diabetes, and stabbed themselves in the heart like Elliot Smith in a Motel 6.
Yeah, a guy got shot in the head and died from that, and he also had COVID.
I think it was Florida, I can't remember where.
A guy got into a motorcycle accident with three times the legal limit of alcohol in his system, and he happened to have COVID.
Eh, he didn't feel it.
And that's the only way that people are getting funding, though.
I mean, I've talked to a lot of nurses and doctors.
That's what we have to do.
We have to market COVID, market COVID.
And what is it, 6% of the people didn't have a pre-existing condition?
And the average was 2.6 conditions for the average COVID death.
The average age in most states is above life expectancy.
Let's go to the scientist, the single authority-in-chief who's got no strings to hold him down, Fauci.
This is another story, and then we're going to go behind the table where I will show Dave Landa the funniest thing that I've ever seen and take your chat, but the CDC did a flip-flop here.
So this is one thing that really bothers me when people just say, well, trust the experts.
Well, hold on a second.
Are you an expert?
And is Dr. Burke's an expert?
What about all of the other scientists who are actually qualified or doctors who practice, my God, medicine?
Right.
Fauci hasn't seen a patient in several decades.
And look up the history of Fauci on AIDS and just how wrong he was there.
It's hilarious.
It reads like a joke novella.
Like we would write it.
Yeah.
It reads like when Oprah said, one in three heterosexual couples will die of AIDS by 1995.
It's almost like that.
So the CDC though has flip-flopped.
This is a recent one.
And then let me explain to you why.
It's not that I don't trust scientists.
It's that I trust the scientific method.
And time and time again, we see certain scientists who are not observing the scientific method.
Case in point, this just happened on Friday, right?
The CDC posted new guidance that aerosol transmission may be one of the most common ways.
What happened was they posted, they updated new guidelines, the CDC, saying that actually
it can be an aerosol, meaning not droplets.
So this is a problem that can occur more than six feet away.
Basically, COVID now is completely airborne that can occur anywhere.
And so we need to have enhanced filtration systems and different methods.
And then they took it down.
Then they took it down.
Our bad.
So it went up, they changed it, it went down, and then Pelosi was challenging the CDC, blaming Trump himself for the reversal.
Again, this is the problem.
What do you think the scientific method is?
We think it might be aerosol.
Oh wait, no, we were wrong about that.
We're going to correct it.
How dare you correct it when we want science?
Do you even science, bro?
Well, at this point, any changes they make, they're saying it's because Donald Trump is putting political pressure on them to make, and that the CDC is now an organization that we can't trust.
Really?
Sanjay Gupta's the CDC website, he's Donald Trump's Tumblr.
Right, yeah, exactly!
We don't even know if we should wear a mask or not.
We've discovered nothing, even when I first heard that.
I was an industrial painter, they're like, we're not sure if it protects it.
I'm like, so were you protecting the paint when I was wearing the mask?
We are not even, we know nothing about this.
Well, we've never before.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
But you can't trust, you can't trust assumptions.
That's just the reality.
And you're like, same with Oprah.
It's like hindsight, you know, everything they said was ridiculous.
And a huge Heidi.
Yeah.
Hindsight.
Well, some of the time.
It's like month to month, you have no idea.
But she's going to be on the cover of her own magazine.
You can track it from the magazine.
And MSNBC even went as far as saying that this was a battle because the CDC did this.
Put it up, took it down.
MSNBC said this is a clash of politicians and scientists.
Here's a clip.
What does this tell us about how the administration is handling the pandemic now?
This is in line with a stream of things we've seen where there seems to be a real battle inside the CDC between the scientists and the political appointees.
I mean over and over again we've seen the CDC pushing forward or silencing the scientists, accusing them of the message
that the president wants to be sending, of trying to embarrass him publicly. Okay, all right,
listen, no, no, no, no, no, I can't, but bullshit, I have to push it back down like swallowing a
little bit of vomit at this point.
They were saying you should trust Anthony Fauci.
Why?
Because the CDC is a separate, completely separate wing of government, autonomous from the presidency.
They're the ones who set up this clash.
Donald Trump and Anthony Fauci get along.
They bust balls with each other all the time.
They're constantly ribbing each other.
So they said, don't trust anything coming out of the White House.
Don't trust anything coming from politicians.
Trust the CDC.
Trust Fauci.
Don't trust any of the other scientific experts.
First it was trust the Imperial College of London.
But trust the CDC because It is not tainted with politics, which of course is also untrue, but that's what they told you and now they want you to believe that Donald Trump is basically treating the CDC like his own personal blog spot.
Well, let's go through this really quickly.
You mentioned masks.
Here's why some people might not trust the scientists.
And again, that's a flip-flop from the media.
Trust the CDC.
They're autonomous.
Trust the scientists.
Hey, don't trust the CDC because right now they actually decided to use a scientific method and realize that they may have been wrong or jumped the gun.
What else have we had on the flip-flops?
Wear a mask.
Don't wear a mask.
You can go back to the show where we actually had Origin Maine, a company, retooled its factory and put on masks.
We said, listen, we don't know if it works or not, but we do think that it probably helps from the science that we've seen.
If you have the sniffles to prevent it from transmitting to other people.
We were fact checked on YouTube that masks actually don't help and that they could hurt at that point.
Then they said it's airborne.
It's not airborne.
That's the more recent one.
There was a mortality rate of over 1%.
Some people had it as high as 4%.
Now to 0.2%.
If you're below the age of 80 and don't have pre-existing conditions, it's like 0.03%.
People were removed on Facebook, those doctors in California, for expressing exactly the mortality rate that is the newly revised, not even newly now, several months in now, revised mortality rate from the CDC.
So when actual scientists are out there saying, actually we think that this is the mortality rate, What happens?
They get removed from Facebook.
Then when the CDC catches up because it's a giant bureaucratic bloated shitbag, all of a sudden, well, we accept their mortality rate.
But that doesn't change the fact that you don't get it back.
Those doctors have been banned from Facebook.
Those people who've been trying to actually perform a public service, just like we don't get our live stream back.
What else?
Asymptomatic people can be carriers to asymptomatic people can't be carriers back to actually they can be carriers.
So that's another flip-flop.
Experts though, they're experts.
My personal favorite, trust the scientists.
Mass gatherings at churches, even outside in the park.
Worship or voting.
Dangerous.
Cannot be tolerated.
Mass protests in the street where you burn rubber.
Literally.
I don't mean that driving fast.
I mean you actually burn rubber and throw bricks through windows and get tear gas.
All of a sudden we're a little murky on the science.
We don't think that's as much of a problem as people singing, uh, uh, Lord I Lift Your Name On High in a local park.
I think the problem that we all have now is that this has been politicized, but they're saying that it was politicized by Republicans.
No!
It was politicized by news agencies who wanted to push fear-mongering so that we could have Donald Trump be responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths so that he wouldn't be voted again as President of the United States and put back in office.
No!
You guys are the ones that have gone out there and made us not trust in these institutions because you haven't gone with common sense.
We've known for a hundred years that masks don't work!
We've known for a hundred years!
Let me recap this.
So at the beginning of this, two million deaths, mortality rate of single digit percentage points, one to four percent.
Masks are a bad thing.
Asymptomatic people can't be carriers.
It was not airborne.
And now at the end of this, revised about a tenth of the death rate.
You absolutely have to have masks.
The mortality rate is not single digit.
It's point zero single digit.
And we still don't know about asymptomatic carriers or if it's airborne.
Your guess is as good as ours.
Truff!
That's the science!
And by the way, don't conduct any of your own science, and don't even actually try and aggregate science from multiple sources, because guess what?
If, oh my god, if you actually looked at other science aside from the number one, the only science that was accepted on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, what was it?
The Imperial College of London study.
And if you went against it in any way, and that guy has been forced to resign in shame if I'm not mistaken.
Neil.
Neil, right?
Sneaking out.
If you went against it in any way, you were removed for misinformation.
Well now, the science has caught up to the critics.
Let's look at this.
Who was the expert at that point, right?
Was the Imperial College of London, and even Anthony Fauci, saying two million deaths, they said it could be anywhere from at least one percent, they said one, two, and some people are having it as high as four percent.
One or two percent.
The people who said, you know what?
I think this is actually really a glorified flu.
A glorified flu has 0.1 or 0.01 percent, right?
Well, okay.
This was at the beginning.
People who said this is more comparable to the flu than it is to say Ebola were banned.
Yeah.
Who was right.
It's not even close!
No, not even close.
The people who said it's closer to the flu, if you were to have it on a stick graph, the truth would be so far over, you would really just think it's a line with a double dot at the end of it.
Yeah.
And go back and replay one of the videos that we did during the quarantine that we did.
We said, if you would just protect old people with pre-existing conditions, you would be going further than doing any lockdowns and doing any masking and doing any social distancing.
I said this when everyone's afraid.
I said, just imprison old and sick people!
Just lock them down for a little while.
And it is odd, we let Ebola people off of a cruise ship faster.
And we vilified the, was it Samaritan's Purse?
Samaritan's Purse who went over there into those countries with Ebola where there was a 50% mortality rate.
Well, and if you're talking about politicizing, it's very hard to trust anybody once it was the Russia, Kavanaugh, Impeach, and then this thing.
It just fell so perfectly like dominoes, you're going to make American people distrust it.
Are you saying that Kavanaugh didn't run trains on unsuspecting women on the weekends?
Well, I'm no woman.
Well, just not her.
You can't have an opinion unless you have ovaries.
I forgot about that.
That's right.
No, the band is well-warranted.
Alright, finish it up, then we're going to have to go to Mark LeBron.
I know it's been a bit of a slow news day, unfortunately.
I think that's going to change.
We're hearing that Louisville, Kentucky has actually issued a state of emergency because they're about to announce something about the Breonna Taylor case.
Do we have any updates?
Hey, Reg the Bandit is from remote right now.
Do we have any new news on this before we leave?
Louisville, Kentucky is about to actually... Well, I don't know when they're going to announce, but they've actually already declared a state of emergency.
People are taking stuff out of their office buildings downtown.
There's people rioting at the drop of a hat.
Right, because they're going to make an announcement, people have to declare a state of emergency, because people are going to lose their minds.
Hey, how much do you want to bet that it doesn't matter what the announcement is?
No!
Shit's going to get burned.
Oh yeah, I bet.
There's going to be a lot of prized horses on fire.
All I hope is that they just don't make it to the Wild Turkey distillery.
That's all I hope.
It really is a shame, though.
Yeah, they're going to light it up.
It doesn't matter.
And it's so stupid.
It's like a college that wins or loses a basketball game.
No, it's a Canadian hockey team!
The second you had heard that they made the playoffs, you got some digital locks and safes for that.
Even if they win, they're going to riot.
If they're going to lose, they're going to riot.
I love you guys.
Let us know where you line up.
We had a few questions, Dave, about capital punishment, if you trust the science, and what you think is going to be happening going forward with the Supreme Court.
We also have your chat to read, and the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I want to see what Dave Landau thinks.
Right now, those who are Mug Club only, no compliments.
I've been trying to do the compliment sandwich.
You suck.
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