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Aug. 28, 2020 - Louder with Crowder

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#CrowderRNCStream!! Donald Trump Jr. & Ted Cruz Guest! | Louder with Crowder

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	Tesla?
	Not because we want a Tesla because she wanted a self-driving car.
	Don't buy a new car.
	Ever.
	Period.
	It is better for you to buy an old 85 Bronco than that new Tesla.
	First off, I don't want a Tesla.
	Sorry, Tim from HR.
	I don't like them.
	It's Hodgwin's first time ever.
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	🎵Metal Gear Solid 3 OST🎵 Hmm...
	Yeah, you have too much of the Hodge twins.
	And I realize this, with Abraham Lincoln, black guys do the Abraham Lincoln, where they get LeBron, gets rid of the mustache, and you don't notice it, but if a white guy does Abraham Lincoln, it just lets you look like Abraham Lincoln.
	Rightfully so, but yet another way in which the white man gets the short end of the stick.
	We don't have a beard privilege, that's for sure.
	Look at this creepy thing right here.
	Four score and seven years ago, I'm gonna look good in that.
	Four score seven years ago, I don't know.
	I don't even know.
	I don't know what a score is exactly, but I'm pissed off.
	Really pissed off.
	So we are covering the RNC tonight.
	Here's something I would recommend that you tune in to CNN as well, so you do it as a watch-along.
	We're going to try and show a little bit more of it, but we don't want to get dinged by CNN.
	I'm also going to really quickly, we're going to act out both scenarios live in studio.
	Please tweet this out so that everyone can tune in and watch, and maybe it might change your perspective.
	I've never seen more racism on display than the last two days.
	You'd think it's surprising because it's Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Basic bitch white kid.
	Certainly.
	Right.
	Or as I know him, an American hero.
	But because of the way people have been responding to Kyle Rittenhouse and comparing it to Blake, it shows that people exclusively see skin color.
	So I want to show you both interactions with police officers here tonight on the intro of this show and we'll see if you still feel that way because if so, you're a racist.
	But first, we have the promo code is CrowderRNCStream.
	Go to ladderwithcredit.com slash Mug Club and if you join up you get $20 off tonight.
	Oh, by the way, we have Senator Ted Cruz on the show tonight.
	We have Donald Trump Jr.
	tonight.
	So it's floating.
	I don't know exactly when we'll have them, but we'll be getting them on a little bit later.
	Because a lot of boring speakers.
	I mean, yeah.
	Even on the last night.
	Some are cool, but not so much.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I cannot believe what's going on with Cal right now.
	They've been trying to cancel Tucker because he said, when no one is maintaining law and order, how can you be surprised that a 17-year-old tries to maintain law and order where no one else will?
	Well, you know what?
	Bring some of that my way.
	You can try and cancel me tonight.
	I'm going to move those goalposts so far.
	It's not even going to be on the field.
	It's going to be in the parking lot.
	Across the way for the second-rate employees who are really just ad hoc day raiders.
	I think they were like flipping through their notes.
	They're like, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.
	Every job is respected.
	Nope, he's white.
	Yep, definitely racist.
	He's the bad guy.
	Right.
	No apologies.
	None whatsoever.
	This kid needs to be defended.
	If you do not defend this kid, Kyle Rittenhouse, right now, with all the evidence that we have now.
	Yes.
	That he was violently accosted, that he was there, that he was providing medical care to other people, that he has no criminal record, that the people he shot had a long rap sheet of felonies and sexual assault, that they violently assaulted him first, that they did have a gun and were about to shoot him and he shot him in the arm.
	Oh my God, that's like Jesus was in a cloud doing cheat codes for him.
	The guy's arm shot the man's arm while he was trying to shoot him with a gun.
	With that arm!
	That's the kind of stuff people say, why don't cops do that?
	Because it's nearly impossible.
	Not for this kid!
	It's like something you see in a movie and you're like, I don't buy that.
	The only better shot would have been shooting the gun out of his hand.
	It would have been a Western.
	Why couldn't he shoot the gun out of his hand?
	Why was armed militia there at all?
	Didn't you say you guys wanted an armed civilian patrol outside of police?
	What do you think is going to happen?
	So only your side can march in protest and only your side can be armed and take advantage of the Second Amendment and defend yourself.
	If you say march in protest one more time I'm going to slap that stupid wig off your head.
	Well that's what they said.
	I was being them.
	I wasn't saying me.
	They're rioting.
	They're looting.
	A little testy tonight.
	So I have more to get to that but the promo code is Crowder RNC Stream.
	We don't really have a hashtag do we tonight?
	We got a hashtag.
	Oh we do? What's the hashtag?
	Crowder RNC Stream.
	It's the same as the promo code.
	So let everyone know right now on the Twitter and the Instagram that we're going to be reenacting
	both Jacob Blake and Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Their interactions with the police officers based on what we know now.
	Basic white guy.
	So I want you to see if you can spot the difference.
	You know like those, they're not crosswords but always on the back of cereal boxes but spot the six differences.
	You're like his nose is red, his nose is black.
	Yeah, they're amazing sometimes.
	So what we're gonna do is see if you can spot those differences, only still white.
	It's a racism test.
	It's a racism, it's a Rorschach test.
	Only it's a photo-negative Rorschach test.
	Yes, exactly.
	Because white.
	Yeah.
	No soul, as Nick Cannon would say.
	And then we'll get to what we expect to see tonight at the RNC.
	But first, let's act this out.
	Let's bring up the police officers.
	Knowing what we know now about you, you can just stay there and rest easy and enjoy the show.
	I will.
	I will enjoy it.
	Final words that were heard for Mr. Me.
	Enjoy the show.
	I will.
	Thank you very much.
	Might I say you're doing a fantastic job.
	Right.
	And Mr. Booth, could I offer any refreshments?
	I really gotta pee.
	By the way, also let's keep in mind, we were told that Jacob Blake was breaking up a fight.
	No!
	Jacob Blake, we now have the 911 call, or the police call.
	From what I understand, the woman who called the police was the woman who he domestically abused and sexually assaulted before.
	So when you say with me too, well, women don't go to the cops for rape because they don't do anything.
	This lady was sexually assaulted by Jacob Blake, domestically abused.
	She called the police and said, hey, I was sexually assaulted.
	I was abused by this man.
	They put a warrant out for his arrest.
	Then she called them and said, he's back.
	He broke into my house.
	He has the keys right now.
	He's taking my car.
	He's trying to leave.
	And they walked out.
	They did everything that you would ask them to do.
	Do women of color not matter anymore?
	Then the cops showed up.
	Knowing that he had a warrant, he was back at the place where he was committing all his rapey, assaulty goodness, as he calls it.
	I don't think that's what he calls it.
	I don't think so.
	I don't want to misquote.
	This isn't a TYT.
	I hope not.
	I hope he doesn't call it that.
	Join the Wolfpack.
	Then he showed up.
	They tried to subdue him.
	He told them he had a knife, from what we understand.
	But that's not necessarily super relevant, but for the cases of this, for this dramatic reenactment, we're gonna include it.
	And there was a knife under the floorboards.
	And they did try to tase him, but it didn't work.
	You would have to believe that nothing the police officers have said is true, including the fact that they clearly tried to... And the fact that everyone lied about it all before, that they said he was breaking up a fight.
	Well, we know that's not the case now.
	We have the actual, uh, the call for emergency help.
	Yeah.
	And they said, oh, you know what, he was, uh, he was just being nice with the cops.
	Well, no, actually, we have the other angle where we see him violently resisting officers before that.
	Oh, well, why didn't they use a taser?
	Well, now we know that.
	So, in other words, the track record, everything you've heard is a lie.
	So, for you to not believe there is a knife in the floorboard, well, then you'd have to believe all of the other people outside.
	We've gotten zero wrong in this story.
	Think about that for a second.
	Zero wrong, and we predicted Kyle Rittenhouse.
	I said, what do you think is going to happen when you do this?
	When you call people Nazis and racists and you justify beating up, burning, and looting stores of everyone who has been painted as a Nazi and racist, do you not expect some kind of armed disobedience from those people?
	And this is what we are seeing now.
	Now, I don't want to see more situations like Kyle Rittenhouse.
	But I do want to see a lot of more rooftop Koreans.
	I want to see people protecting their businesses and their homes so that 17-year-olds don't feel compelled to go out and protect them.
	And if Donald Trump does not come out here in these next couple of days and make sure that everyone understands in no uncertain terms that if you exercise your Second Amendment rights and you protect yourself from looters and rioters that you will not be prosecuted and you perhaps may be pardoned.
	If he doesn't do anything more concrete, I won't vote for him because guess what, Donald Trump?
	You can still tweet and talk as an ex-president.
	Time to do a little bit more, buddy!
	Yeah, exactly.
	You should be able to defend yourself no matter what.
	You shouldn't be railroaded because there's a cause outside right now and everybody's emotional and they say you don't have a right to defend yourself.
	By the way, a lot of people are pissed off that a 17-year-old had a gun at one of these things.
	I'm like, well, what about the other guys that were shooting at him?
	Did you hear all the shots coming?
	Yeah, what about when they had guns too?
	That's when they had guns?
	All had guns!
	You had guns!
	We're at the point where it's felonies rioting to support felons.
	We'll get through the rap sheet of Blake, Rayshard Brooks, George Floyd Brooks, Blake, and then the other two guys who were shot yesterday.
	Also rapists.
	Sexual offenders.
	Sexual assaulters.
	It's a different club.
	It's a small but noticeable difference.
	We have felons rioting in support of felons committing felonies.
	That's what's happening.
	This cannot continue to happen and we shouldn't have to create, though I've thought about it, the Mickey Mouse AR-15 Club.
	Okay, you kids shouldn't have to be doing this.
	Kyle Rittenhouse is not guilty.
	He's not guilty of murder, but he shouldn't have been out there because the police should have been there, the National Guard should have been there.
	For crying out loud, the American military should have been there at this point.
	Whatever firepower you can send to protect businesses and the business owners and homeowners should have been there protecting their stuff, but everyone is Absolutely.
	to do it because we see what happens people get charged with murder in the
	first degree. President Trump it's time for you to time for you to clean house
	time for you to get your shit together with this. Americans need to be able to
	defend themselves. Yeah. All right. Let me reenact. Uh, what was it gonna be? Hashtag cancel
	Crowder? Bring it! P-p-p-p-p-pussies! Okay. So, let's show you. Oh, the drinking game rule!
	And costumes! Costume contest! I'm angry! I'm just a little, I'm just a tall, lean stick of hate. I want you to settle
	down.
	Not sexually, right?
	Not like that, no, no.
	Well, it'd be okay if you were, if you just start, just go rioting and they would be like, oh, that's okay.
	You just grab my package and go on down.
	They're like, well, what'd you expect?
	I'll be grabbing no package.
	Injustice and what have you.
	Systemic.
	What's the costume contest?
	The most patriotic costume.
	You have to have a mug, though, by the way.
	Put that in there.
	Tweet at us.
	That's our equivalent to holding up today's newspaper.
	You have to have a mug so we know you did it for this costume contest.
	Not from ten years ago.
	And the winner will get a lock of Gerald's hair as well as a merch.
	I don't have a lot to go around.
	I still have a patch from last time.
	That's why it's valuable.
	It's not from the head.
	We're creating scarcity.
	Short and curly.
	I did not say that!
	And then we have the drinking game, right?
	Tonight at the RNC, anytime these words are used, Black Lives Matter, peaceful protest, divisive mail-in voting, disinformation, fake news, China virus, we will also accept Wuhan.
	There are lots of names.
	Anything not really racist, but let's consider race.
	Like Spanish flu.
	The other night when he was like, it's the China virus, I'm not going to get that.
	Because there are many names.
	I could use all the names, but I won't.
	Some people would be offended, but that's what it is.
	How many names are there, President Trump?
	I want to hear every one of them.
	There's people in the background going like, no, no, don't go down the list.
	Also there once was a man from Nantucket.
	That's all I'm going to say.
	You know the rest.
	He had a strange condition.
	Okay, so, police interactions that took place with Jacob Blake and then Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Because some people are saying, well, this is clear that it's just obviously a black guy who wasn't armed, was shot seven times by police officers, and Kyle Rittenhouse, who had a gun and just killed people, wasn't, he didn't do anything, it's racism.
	I want to see if you can spot the difference in the interactions.
	This is based on the actual reports, the words of the police officers, witnesses, the police phone calls, the transcripts that we have, all available footage, and of course the people who are responsible themselves, in the case of Kyle Rittenhouse.
	So evidence.
	So evidence.
	Everything that we have, I'm going to recreate it as accurately as I can, with of course some dramatic license.
	Of course.
	Do we have a microphone?
	All right.
	I am Jacob Blake.
	At this point, the police have been called because I'm a sexual assaulter.
	And this lady, who I've sexually assaulted repeatedly, I've gone into her house and taken her keys.
	We are now here.
	All right.
	And begin scene.
	Sir, we have a warrant for your arrest.
	Oh, really?
	What for?
	Rape.
	Oh, that warrant.
	Well, I'm not going to comply.
	I should tell you, I have a knife.
	Sir, you're under arrest.
	I have a knife.
	I just want to make clear... Enforce!
	Now I'm going to go to the other side of the car where you cannot see me.
	Sir, stand down.
	That taser doesn't seem to be working.
	Maybe I can provide you with a taser of my own.
	Come here, let me find it, and uh... Oh!
	Oh!
	Now see, that's how it could have ended.
	And thank you guys very much.
	Scene.
	That was great.
	Thank you very much.
	Scene.
	God bless America.
	Now!
	Let me show you the difference.
	That was nice!
	Pretty close.
	Pretty close.
	Just so you know.
	Let me show you the difference in the interaction with Kyle Rittenhouse and the police officers.
	So let me change my wardrobe.
	Very nice.
	Wardrobe change.
	Very good acting.
	I love it.
	This is exciting.
	I love Front Row, too.
	It's real.
	I love the theater.
	Okay, ignore the costume.
	I am Kyle Rittenhouse.
	And begin scene.
	Hello, officers!
	I was just chased by three people and I had to shoot them.
	Tell me what to do.
	I will comply and need your help.
	Oh, that's very thoughtful of you to come to the station with us.
	Okay, thank you.
	And scene!
	Thank you.
	Wow.
	That's good job.
	That's good job.
	The second one was better even than the first.
	Now, let me be clear here.
	If the only difference that you saw between those two interactions is race, you're a fucking racist!
	You are a racist!
	If you think that the police officers only shot Blake because he's black, join the fucking clan!
	Really, how do you feel?
	I mean, you're right.
	And some people say, hey, hey, hey, hey!
	Why bring up their felonies?
	Why bring up their criminal history?
	It shouldn't be relevant.
	You're just trying to blame the victim and ruin their reputations.
	Well, no.
	Again, because you have felons supporting felons committing felonies.
	That's what's been going on at these protests.
	A billion dollars in damage.
	You're talking about 900 officer casualties.
	14,000 arrests.
	Over 30 people dead.
	And you cannot throw a used tissue without hitting a rapist.
	Kyle Rittenhouse shot two people.
	And both spent a good portion of their adult life in prison for violent crimes or sex crimes.
	What are the odds of that at any other gathering outside of maybe an Iron Maiden concert?
	And so it turns out the greatest determining factor on how police treat you is your behavior.
	Yes, especially if in the past you violently resisted officers and finished the gun, which Jacob Blake did do.
	Let me read a quick list here, just in case, because I know you want to cancel Tucker.
	Paint a target on my ass!
	It's big.
	It'd be a big target.
	Let's go through the rap sheet, because at a certain point I have to... Maybe... You know how people have said, hey, show me your friends and I'll show you who you are?
	Yeah.
	Right?
	Or show me the kind of man you are and I'll show you who your friend... The point is, it doesn't matter.
	These people are bad people.
	Very, very bad people.
	We're bad friends.
	I've heard all of those sayings, both correctly and incorrectly.
	George Floyd!
	The Martyr.
	The Angel.
	1998, Arrested for Theft.
	Delivery of Controlled Substance.
	2005, 10 Months for Possession of Cocaine.
	2002, 8 Months for Possession of Cocaine.
	2002, 30 Days in Jail for Criminal Trespassing.
	2009, Aggravated Assault.
	Invaded a Woman's Home.
	Pointed a Gun at Her Stomach.
	That's the one who had the one-year-old.
	Want to make that correction?
	Apparently, she was not pregnant.
	People got that wrong, including herself.
	She had a, as liberals would call it, an actual life one-year-old next door.
	We don't want to get into Leviticus and all that stuff.
	We don't, no.
	Rayshard Brooks.
	I know most people don't talk about him anymore because he aimed a taser at the cop's face, but that was the cause du jour.
	False imprisonment.
	Battery.
	Felony.
	Cruelty.
	Cruelty to children.
	False imprisonment.
	Jacob Blake, 2015.
	Assaulting officers, resisting arrest after pulling a gun at a bar.
	May 2020.
	Girlfriend's home, he entered it, sexually assaulted her, stole the car and debit card.
	That's why the warrant was out for his arrest.
	She called the cops.
	We should be praising the cops for protecting a woman of color, you pieces of shit!
	Then he showed up again, trespassing, stealing her keys.
	Cops were called.
	That's when the officers showed up.
	They were aware of his warrants for sexual misconduct, let's say.
	Let's soften the blow a little.
	Then he fought with the police officers, had a knife, okay.
	Then there's Rosenbaum, who was shot and killed by Rittenhouse in self-defense.
	Registered sex offender for sex crime with a minor.
	So this is the first guy, right?
	The guy who kept saying earlier in the day, shoot me nigga, shoot me nigga.
	You want to cancel me?
	I guess that's what he was saying.
	We spared him the shame of being canceled because he's dead.
	But he kept saying, shoot me now, shoot me n-uh, shoot me n-uh.
	You can find that footage.
	Earlier in the day, this guy, sex with a minor.
	Sex crime with a minor.
	And of course he was throwing objects at him and chasing Kyle Rittenhouse down a 17-year-old before being shot.
	Then Anthony Huber, Huber, Huber.
	Hubert was shot and killed, of course, by Rittenhouse.
	Domestic abuse, strangulation, suffocation, false imprisonment.
	And then, of course, he tried to bash Rittenhouse's head in with a skateboard.
	Then the other guy who was shot in the arm, Gage Grosskreutz.
	That's a lot of letters.
	Criminal record, being intoxicated, armed with a gun.
	And well, that's about it.
	Wow.
	So winners.
	So winners.
	The point is, he shot three people.
	And all three are people you wouldn't allow around your children?
	No.
	No, absolutely.
	The odds are incredible for this, and there's no way that defending yourself can be a crime.
	There's no way.
	Because the skateboard, if he had landed the board with the skateboard... We'll show people the bottom corner of the RNC.
	We're going to get to that in a second.
	It's going on here in just a second, yeah.
	That skateboard, if it had landed flush, it could have knocked him out easily and they could have killed him.
	There's no way that you cannot defend yourself, especially... I killed a snake with the skateboard once.
	Fine, skateboard?
	Okay, I think it's a deadly weapon.
	You can argue with me.
	The gun coming up, there has got to be a line, and the gun has to be on the other side of that line.
	Kyle Littenhouse brought a gun down there, he knew what he was doing.
	Yeah, he was trying to counterbalance the other people with guns who were burning down churches.
	Right!
	Yeah, there were some other shots in that video, I don't know if you heard, but they weren't all him.
	No.
	Apparently he may have fired a warning shot too, we can't necessarily verify it, but he also tried to allegedly call an ambulance or let someone know that he had shot the guy until they started chasing him.
	He was like, oh crap, and then he ran and had to shoot again.
	Let's compare this, by the way, with Cal Rittenhouse.
	No criminal record.
	He was offering medical help to protesters.
	You can find that on video.
	Earlier in the day, people he disagrees with, he was there cleaning up vandalism.
	You can find these photographs.
	And people are saying, oh, a photo op?
	He didn't know he was going to be on the news for this.
	He was just there.
	And even according to the New York Times, he didn't fire the first shots while he was being chased.
	The New York Times did a whole play-by-play, went again to the officers, held his hands up and said, hey, this is what's going on.
	They called him a fugitive from justice.
	He went to the police officers, told them what happened, hands up, and then he fled justice 20 minutes away to his bed.
	By the way, all you hands-up-don't-shoot people out there who still believe that lie, this is what really happens when you have your hands up.
	Even with a gun over your shoulder with your hands up, you don't get shot.
	It doesn't happen.
	Yeah, but he's white though, so... No, it's not because he was white, it's because his behavior wasn't threatening.
	And he didn't fire a shot until he felt like he was in danger.
	Exactly.
	Even the warning shot was because he felt like he was in danger.
	And those people are going to say, the first guy that went down, he started that, he shot him, and that's why we were going after him.
	Okay, let's go to the convention.
	What do you guys expect tonight?
	I hope that they push law and order.
	I think they will.
	Speak to what people are feeling.
	Okay, who is this guy right now speaking?
	Franklin Graham.
	We thank you for the great bounty you have bestowed on this nation and the many blessings we have received these past four years.
	We are forever grateful.
	As we come tonight, our country is facing trouble.
	Tens of thousands are in the path of a deadly storm.
	Not that we do our prayer before every show.
	I don't really like prayers that are performative so much, either.
	I'm not saying that this guy's wrong, or I'm not saying that this is... No, no, no, not at all.
	But a prayer is not meant to be giving somebody a lesson, so I understand why they do it.
	It's a stark contrast, obviously, to what Democrats often do.
	Also, American flag pins.
	They tend to sacrifice children on Pedophile Island.
	They couldn't do that this year, the travel restrictions.
	I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
	Gerald, all religions are equal.
	Oh, really?
	Even the ones that sacrifice children?
	They all lead to God.
	Ball had a hard childhood.
	Bill Zimbabwe had an uncle with a present on Thanksgiving Eve in his room when no one was there and you just don't come back from that.
	Here's what I will say.
	I think Donald Trump wins this now.
	There's that one pollster, maybe Reg can bring it up, he's called 25 out of the last 27 elections correctly.
	It's based on primary data.
	I was reading this earlier today, I don't have it at the ready.
	It's based on actual primary voting as opposed to random polling.
	And he has a 90% chance of Donald Trump winning.
	He's the only person with a Donald Trump winning last go.
	If you don't have it, that's fine.
	People can just run a search.
	He said that the only two that this particular guy had gotten wrong was Al Gore and JFK Nixon, which both were just riddled with all kinds of voter errors and it was tough.
	And those two won the popular vote.
	So he got it right in the popular vote.
	I'm not sure about JFK-Nixon, which way he got it.
	I'm not entirely sure, but yeah, with Gore, Gore won the popular vote, kind of like with Hillary Clinton, which of course people now are standing up in their seats rioting.
	Don't care, let's keep it peaceful.
	Doesn't really matter anymore.
	Oh, Reg the Bandit, does he have that?
	Yeah, he has something, Helmut Norpuff is the political science professor.
	Okay, Norpuff.
	If we just bring up the overlay.
	Interesting name.
	So let me just say real quick and then I want to go to the RNC.
	Thank you, Reg, for bringing it up.
	I think Donald Trump wins this.
	Why?
	Because Donald Trump's disapproval rating on coronavirus will never be lower than yesterday.
	You might have some blips, but long term, more Americans now realize they had the wool pulled over their eyes, more Americans now are upset, they want to go back to work, and they're going to understand that Democrats wanted to forbid that from happening.
	So, the two biggest stories that they thought would take Trump down, by the way, don't you love they never mentioned impeachment or Russia once in the DNC?
	That was their last takedown attempt!
	Now they're too busy using those taxpayer resources to investigate Pompeo.
	Yeah, that's a good use of money right there.
	That'll work.
	And by the way, the closer we get to the election, the more that people will see about coronavirus and the fraud that it is.
	And we have a very short memory.
	A lot of times we're not going to remember until October.
	I want to give you the floor because I don't need to take a drink anyway, but let me finish this.
	This is why I think Donald Trump wins.
	Coronavirus's approval rating on that will never be lower than yesterday.
	And Black Lives Matter, the rioting Antifa, they're one in the same with the DNC and they're pushing people into the arms of Donald Trump.
	Now, Donald Trump, to get the base, myself included, you've got to step up, sir.
	You've got to do more than talk and tweet and then send in the National Guard after three or four days of looting and burning, or weeks.
	Americans, including Democrats, particularly in places like Wisconsin, Minnesota, are now afraid, even lifelong Democrats, saying someone needs to do something.
	Someone needs to stand up and support us because our businesses are being burned down.
	You need to contrast that.
	His guy who gave an answer on CNN last night with Alison Camerota, or this morning, Just a horrible answer.
	We're condemning violence on both sides.
	Nope!
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	No one condemn Kyle Rittenhouse.
	I hope someone starts a GoFundMe because Jacob Blake, a guy who's a serial time felon and sexual offender who assaulted police officers, is now a millionaire.
	I don't want to see people backtracking and saying, well, let's wait with Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Nope, nope, nope.
	If you do that, if you don't stand for the kid, guess what?
	You are foregoing your Second Amendment rights.
	Now, what they will argue is he was 17, he shouldn't have had that gun, but there is an argument to be made that he was a part of the state militia.
	Especially since the media went out and said, look at these militia!
	Well, you know what?
	Your one's not ours, so you have the right to be armed.
	That would be, if we had a half-Asian bill here tonight, it would be interesting to use that legal argument.
	So apparently, Ritter did have a GoFundMe and it got taken down.
	Oh, really?
	You mean Rittenhouse?
	Rittenhouse, sorry.
	I was thinking of Jonathan Ritter.
	Well, simple rules to getting the show wrong.
	I'm a Three's Company fan.
	Yeah, right.
	Oh!
	I'm sure he's a millionaire now.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, listen, yeah, Me Too was yesterday.
	We can't keep track of all the days.
	Who do you think we are?
	You think we're Kurt Russell in an 80s Disney film?
	The computer didn't wear tennis shoes.
	That's just Hollywood bullshit!
	We can't remember Me Too and Black Lives Matter.
	We can't be bickering about who killed who.
	Let's go right here.
	They just showed Black Lives Matter and burning things down.
	Let's see what Kevin McCarthy has to say.
	Four years ago, President Trump promised to be your voice.
	He kept that promise.
	But there's still so much more to do.
	That's a pretty vague promise.
	The choice before you could not be clearer.
	Forward in freedom, or backward in socialism?
	Forward in prosperity, or backward in poverty?
	Forward in personal liberty, or backwards in more government control?
	I know which direction I'm headed.
	Join us, as the best is yet to come.
	God bless America.
	Is that in the drinking game?
	God bless America?
	Anything patriotic should be drinking.
	Again, the hashtag is CrowderRNCStream and the promo code, you get $20 off.
	If these were the words at the DNC, we'd be stone cold sober by the end of the night.
	Wait!
	Why aren't the cops shooting him?
	Because he's not assaulting them!
	I think I'm catching it now.
	His beard game's strong.
	It's very, very strong.
	It's not a full Abe Lincoln, but it's a kind of Abe Lincoln.
	He has a mustache a lot shorter.
	Hey, if anyone should be doing the Abe Lincoln, I willingly relinquish that territory.
	I'm impressed with the fullness of your beard.
	Thank you very much.
	When the media talks about forgotten places or working class people who are overlooked and struggling hard, there's usually some stock photo of people who don't look like me.
	They never seem to show people like my mom, who worked two jobs as a gas station clerk, and a mom.
	She showed me how to persevere.
	They never seemed to show people like my dad, who plowed snow in the winter, and paved streets in the summer.
	Who stood by me through thick and thin, and taught me strong values every day.
	They never seemed to show people like me.
	This guy's good.
	At first, I didn't live the values my parents taught me.
	I want a starting spot on varsity football.
	But I only had a 1.9 GPA.
	It took a broken leg for me to really get moving in life.
	I prioritized schoolwork, went to Howard, and ended up working for the President of the United States.
	Growing up, I'd never really known a Republican.
	I believed all the stereotypes.
	It took a meeting with Republicans who shared my values to show me I was wrong.
	Donald Trump knows that in the work of revitalizing communities, America's strength is America's people.
	And I can tell you, he really cares.
	And he takes action.
	Every issue important to black communities has been a priority for him.
	Criminal justice reform.
	He should be harping on that because it's such a stark contrast to Biden and Harris.
	They have no leg to stand on.
	He's the guy, even Van Jones, and I'll talk about that with either Donald Trump Jr.
	or Senator Ted Cruz will be coming up.
	That is something that I would focus on in this campaign since Kamala Harris kept people who should have been set free longer so they were effectively free labor.
	What we have here is a failure to communicate.
	Um, she was that person.
	Name that movie line, you get a lock of Gerald's hair.
	Sorry.
	I'm not going to have any left!
	Do I count?
	Do I count?
	Can I?
	No!
	I thought you were going to say give away your hair.
	You have a hairline like a frickin' bonobo.
	What can I say?
	Bonobo?
	What the?
	Bonobo?
	I just don't know what it is.
	It's a monkey!
	Oh, okay.
	Point is, he has a lot of hair.
	That's what I would focus on.
	Donald Trump has done more for commuting sentences of non-violent drug offenders.
	So regardless of where you line up on legalized weed federally, he's done more to get people out of prison who are just there for minor crimes.
	And that's what gives Republicans a leg to stand on for sex offenders!
	For murderers!
	Well, he's at the least haven't put anybody in prison for that.
	Did you just say Putin?
	Putin.
	I'm trying to get with him.
	This is his quarter side coming out?
	All right.
	Okay, let's go back.
	I like this guy.
	J. Ron, Jeron Smith?
	Jeron.
	Geronimo!
	No, that's with G. I'm gonna shit!
	Ah, Clevelands.
	I'll never forget Strand Hill Road or the people of Cleveland.
	They're tough, smart, and tell it like it is.
	That's President Trump.
	For a New Yorker, he's got a lot of Cleveland heart.
	And I'm proud to say that he's my president.
	God bless America.
	Drink.
	Got it.
	I love it.
	Do they have the drinking game rules on there?
	That was a great speech.
	At least from what I heard.
	That was a really nice speech.
	Yeah, it was.
	Yeah.
	We don't have God Bless America.
	Someone update that.
	We should put that on there.
	America in a positive light should be on that list.
	We're going to be hammered by the end of the night.
	They're very positive on America.
	Hey.
	Did they get...
	No, it's not Roseanne.
	Stop it.
	Did they have...
	I have no idea who that is.
	Did they have RNC...
	Did they have DNC video up in the top left when we were watching the DNC?
	I don't remember.
	Did we?
	No.
	It said RNC video.
	Oh, Democrats now supporting Trump.
	Oh, you know what?
	They've shown this several nights in a row, so we don't need to necessarily spend too much time on this.
	Well, I think this is really important that they're, not to see it, but that they're doing it because they made such a big deal of Republicans coming out for Joe Biden and saying, oh, these 26 former Republicans are coming out.
	Like, it was the end of the world that they did that.
	And it's like, oh, you have 26?
	We have a whole bunch of Democrats.
	What about all these?
	I mean, does that equal out?
	I mean, are they the only people that get to vote and we got to go by what they say?
	We have, by the way, I don't know if you know, they have Ann Dorn speaking tonight.
	What do they call it when a black guy likes white chicks?
	another person who's an overlooked but Trump's a racist even so I'm excited
	well and or is white but her husband was black no I understand that and he's
	probably got dirt on all these people that are speaking that that he's still
	racist what do they call it when a black guy likes white chicks hmm a black man
	like the term people say like yellow fever right if someone likes Asians
	right what is it I've never heard that is racist and we should stay away from
	I don't know what the term is.
	Does anyone know the colloquialism for a black guy who simply likes white women?
	Reg has it.
	He said it's reverse jungle fever.
	Oh, yikes.
	Is that what people say?
	I don't know if that's a research point, Reg.
	Yeah, I don't know if it's a research point.
	Reg, you stepped on it.
	I'm trying not to let you do it.
	You guys have all heard this term grow up.
	I'm just asking if there's a term for it.
	I'm not saying it's right.
	Sure, Reg says it.
	Yeah, I understand.
	I just won't be the one that says it.
	Reg did.
	Urban Dictionary, man.
	By the way, we couldn't steam those flags.
	Couldn't steam those bagpipes on you, man.
	You're worried about the creases?
	It looks like those things just came out of the hamper.
	You think anyone's gonna believe for a second that you didn't let it touch the ground?
	Someone bring in John Goodman from Oh Brother Where Art Thou to stick a spear through your heart.
	Oh wow.
	The up light makes it look even worse.
	It almost highlights it.
	Can we please highlight our disrespect for the shining city on a hill?
	No, the truth is we got them fresh order.
	We needed more flags than we had, and so it was unfolded from the cellophane.
	Some key facts here.
	Biden was leading by four points not long ago, 48 to 44, and now he dropped to 46 to 45 with Donald Trump coming from Rasmussen.
	Again, that's the week after his convention, so not only did he not get a bump, His numbers went down.
	Yeah, the numbers went down.
	Comparatively, yes.
	And I don't know how much you're going to see from these conventions, but I will say this, when people say, oh, well, I didn't account for the secret Trump vote last time, and now we're accounting for that, we don't think there'll be as much.
	There's going to be way more.
	Hold on, because you got it right last time?
	No, no, no.
	People who support Trump... Cancel culture, keep in mind, wasn't even a term in 2016.
	It was just something we experienced that we didn't have a name for.
	It's like if you had a DeLorean and you could go back in time and you traveled and you tried to explain to people what a microscope is, or even hell, just a microbe, they would burn you for witchcraft, right?
	Well, it's this little thing, but it's moving, but it's like, like a midget!
	No, no, no, it's just like a little thing, but it's a microbe, and they burn you at the stake.
	They Joan of Arc your ass.
	We were trying to describe cancel culture in 2016, there was no word for it.
	So you think that people are less afraid now, in 2020, to speak out when cities are lit ablaze, a billion dollars in damages?
	Let alone, we know they can't defend their life and limb, they get charged with murder in the first degree, and if they come out and wear a MAGA hat and work for Goodyear, they'll be fired!
	And you think there's less of a secret Trump vote?
	Get out of here!
	Exactly.
	And I love the people that, I mean, polling has some value to it, right?
	But I love the people that missed it by a mile coming back out and saying, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, we got it right this time.
	Right.
	There's not as much support for Trump as you might think.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	I don't think so.
	I hope these people take a short walk off a long pier.
	They'd still be on the pier, it's the opposite way.
	Long walk off a short pier.
	You're gonna argue with a man who freed the slaves?
	Nope.
	Can't do it.
	Alright, let's see what he has to say, and then you know what?
	I think we'll have Ted Cruz really soon, who's probably, I hate to say it, more interesting than Representative Jeff Van Drew, but let's see what he has to say.
	Elected as a Democrat, switched to Republican after opposing impeachment.
	Oh, that's interesting.
	It's his first term in Congress.
	Nice.
	Someone check his pocket square to make sure they're not hoods.
	Oh my gosh.
	So because he opposed impeachment, he switched parties.
	Good for him.
	Good for him.
	The back of his head is a perfect cube.
	Good for that guy.
	You could just sit that guy in a corner.
	Is it a black cube?
	Look into it, Steven.
	You could just- You could sit that guy in a corner.
	Is it a black cube?
	Oh my god.
	Yeah.
	Ha ha ha ha ha.
	Ha ha ha ha.
	Don't look it up.
	Look into it, Steven.
	Do the research.
	Do the research.
	If you did- If you knew the facts, as I know the facts, I think that Donald Trump has no
	chance of winning in Minnesota because it's my- But I want to talk about issues that really
	Fluoride in your tap!
	Followed by Contrails.
	Chemtrails.
	Chem.
	Con.
	No, you just switch Contra.
	No, it's Contrails.
	It's Contrails.
	You look it up.
	You know what?
	Just because I want to see this play out, Reg, the Bandit, I would like to bet substantially more than a dollar.
	I think it's both.
	I think it's both.
	Oh, he's hedging it.
	No, no, no.
	Gerald, no.
	You're right.
	I'm right.
	I know I'm right.
	I say I would like to bet substantially more than a dollar.
	I have word.
	What is it?
	What is it?
	What is Reg saying?
	Reg?
	No, I want to hear what the question is.
	So, it's chemtrails, Steven said.
	I know that's one of the words for it, but contrails is also... Gerald Morgan Jr.
	is saying it's contrails.
	A contrail is a word.
	So a contrail is the name for what comes from an aircraft.
	Yes.
	A chemtrail is the name for the conspiracy theory.
	Exactly.
	So I was right too!
	No, you weren't!
	I called it the real name!
	Yeah, but you were trying to... You were referencing a conspiracy!
	I did know!
	I don't want you anymore.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I was right.
	He brought a tube of Saturn because he wanted to bring it up to the PCC.
	You want to argue with Uncle Sam?
	On our live stream, thanks for that.
	I really want to be in that piranha pond, you bastard.
	I don't want you anymore.
	And then he goes, just like, well, we're going to move on to...
	And context before that, Jesse Ventura, who I believe has a show called Conspiracy Theories
	or something along those lines.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He did, yeah, yeah.
	And we talked about fluoride in your tap.
	So you're trying to tell me that you just tried to shift directions entirely and go to legitimize conspiracies by using contrails?
	Or did you really mean the conspiracy of chemtrails?
	I say they look at contrails and they call them chemtrails.
	We're gonna be right back after this with Senator Ted Cruz and then we will keep you abreast of the rest of the RNC.
	But Senator Ted Cruz is more interesting than... Nice guy?
	Ted Cruz.
	Thanks for joining us.
	Hey, what's going on, man?
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	So we were thinking.
	Yeah.
	I had a little idea.
	And it's a good one.
	Hear us out.
	We think you need a little more street cred with the blacks.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No offense.
	But you're familiar with Curtis 50 Cent Jackson, of course.
	Right, yeah.
	So we were thinking 25 Cent Black.
	You love it.
	Because you're quarter black?
	No, I get it.
	I get it.
	It's perfect, right?
	Right?
	Yeah.
	You can find me looking smug.
	Dunkle full of mugs.
	But, mommy, I gotta lid if you're in to catching bugs.
	Gotta charge my phone now.
	I'm looking for some plugs.
	When I say I'm gonna sub, that was palo alto thugs.
	Nope.
	Fa la la la la la la la.
	Wish you were on a star.
	Fa la la la la la la la.
	And glad to be back.
	Ish.
	Well, no, I should say, glad to be back with our next guest.
	Of course.
	You know, it's just, like, I'm not a political nerd, so I get, you know, I get a little worn out, and sometimes it's just, it's too much.
	It's tiring.
	It's cloying.
	Yeah.
	But, like, by the third carpenter speaking, I got gout.
	But I understand why it's necessary.
	Our next guest, you know him, you love him.
	He's a senator from the great state of Texas, which is concerning how sometimes it's going pretty purple.
	Californians, keep your hands off my Texas.
	That sounds like a bumper sticker and I hate myself.
	But his podcast is Verdict with Senator Ted Cruz.
	Mr. Cruz, how are you, sir?
	Stephen, great to be with you.
	And I've got to start by saying, you just said a minute ago, you're not a political nerd.
	You are literally dressed as Abraham Lincoln sitting beneath a giant American flag.
	I would have to call you out as perhaps being objectively false on that one.
	Well, I think you're a little obtuse because I'm not a fan of his politics, more so his vampire hunting.
	That is one of the coolest movies, and who knew Honest Abe could throw an axe and take out a vampire?
	You know what, though?
	I was just talking about this earlier this morning with Audio Wade.
	You know, Abraham Lincoln was a man who was known to cry.
	He was emotional.
	He was incredibly artistic.
	He's obviously foremost known as an intellectual.
	But he was a very physical man.
	I mean, this is a guy who did wrestle, and that's sort of something we've lost a little bit.
	I've talked about this before.
	It used to be Jack of all trades, master of one.
	And then a mockery of that colloquism became master of none.
	It's kind of a new idea to establish a man's identity.
	You're a jock.
	You're an intellectual.
	You're an artist.
	If you look at Abraham Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt, they were all those things.
	Otherwise, you weren't considered a complete man.
	As a history buff, where do you think that changed?
	Well, I do want to draw a line and just make clear, unless things go horribly wrong in this discussion, I don't intend to cry, and I don't intend to wrestle you.
	So I'm just sort of drawing some boundaries.
	Well, I intend to throw an axe, but obviously that's the beauty of Zoom and Skype, so there's a silver lining to quarantine.
	By the way, I actually just recently, just this past weekend, didn't throw an axe, but threw a hatchet.
	And we had, I hosted a fundraiser for a bunch of Republican candidates running for the House and we were doing it in Colorado and we were going to do skeet shooting.
	And unfortunately, where we were, they prohibited discharging firearms because of the risk of fire.
	And so our skeet shooting event got canceled and we had to figure out what do we do to replace it.
	We actually hired a company that does axe throwing instead and so everyone there got to throw actually it was really hatchets at this hunk of wood and it's pretty fun stuff actually.
	I had not You and Uncle Buck.
	You want to see my hatchet?
	It's like an axe, only smaller.
	Now is that because there would be a federal investigation like Mr. Pompeo, or was it just a personal preference?
	They didn't ask me.
	I would have been happy to speak, but they didn't ask me, and so instead, I got the opportunity, rather than speak at the convention, to go on louder with Crowder.
	So personally, I think that's a step up in the world.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, we know what you'll be doing in your alone time.
	Weeping!
	It won't happen on air, apparently.
	I apologize that we're your consolation prize.
	What would you, what message would you give right now to the American people if you were speaking at the, and we're obviously, we're reaching a lot of people right now, so, you know what, what message would you give right now?
	Let's think of this as your own convention with an outfit.
	Look, look, holy crap.
	Like, like, like... I mean, yeah.
	The left has gone insane.
	Yeah.
	The Democratic Party has given in to the angry This is nuts.
	It's tyranny.
	They're embracing socialism, open borders.
	They want to abolish the police.
	They're burning our cities on fire.
	They're going up to people sitting at restaurants and screaming at them,
	demanding they put their fist in the air and be obedient to the mob.
	This is nuts.
	It's tyranny.
	It's frightening.
	And listen, I think the path for Trump to win, the path to win the election is focused on issues
	and substance and ideas.
	Freedom works, tyranny doesn't.
	Free enterprise works, socialism doesn't.
	The Constitution works, totalitarianism doesn't.
	Right.
	If we focus on issues and substance, we win.
	I think the Democratic Convention last week, what they wanted to focus on, they want this just to be a personality contest.
	They want it to be Do you or do you not like Donald J. Trump?
	I think the Democrats think they win that personality contest.
	I don't really care who wins that personality contest.
	I do care about keeping this a free country, and I think if the mob prevails, our freedom of speech, our religious liberty, our basic rights are at real risk.
	Well, you know what?
	I hate to call you to the mat on behalf of all Republicans, but I will say this as a conservative.
	The mob has one, Senator Cruz.
	A lot of people out there feel this way.
	Listen, when people cannot eat, when you have to put your hand up in a fist in solidarity at basically coercion, right?
	Being intimidated to do so.
	If you cannot go out and refuse to take part in what has become a riot, billion dollars in damage, we're talking about over 19 people killed, 14,000 arrests, 900 officer casualties.
	If you can't go out and live your life and disagree and not be afraid of the mob, You no longer live in a free country.
	A lot of Americans are tired of this.
	I would hate to see more people get hurt, but the more they overreach with these riots, the more I think they drive people into the arms of Trump.
	But a lot of people are disappointed, saying, what does it take, Republicans and a law and order president, to do something more serious?
	And do you think that's ill-founded?
	Because I know I've felt that way a few times.
	Look, I agree.
	It is frustrating.
	I think that everyone in law enforcement needs to be absolutely clear.
	If you engage in violence, if you hurt somebody else, if you light a car on fire, if you loot a store, you'll be arrested, you'll be prosecuted, you'll go to jail for a long time.
	I think giving in to these mobs, giving in to this violence, is incredibly destructive.
	I think there are a lot of Democratic politicians who are actively facilitating this, who support But it's their base.
	You know, I chaired a hearing a couple of weeks ago on Antifa mob violence, and we had seven Democratic senators who participated.
	Not a one was willing to say even a negative word about Antifa.
	Right.
	But you're right, there are a lot of Republicans also who are scared to engage.
	I think the Department of Justice ought to be doing more.
	I think we ought to be locking up those who are engaged in violence.
	They're assaulting law enforcement officers, and it's really dangerous.
	You know, a few weeks ago, I was out in California visiting my in-laws there, and we were visiting with a friend of the family who is a kindergarten teacher in California.
	And she told me, she said, listen, I'm scared to speak.
	She said, there's a McCarthyism in the air that if I say the wrong thing, I'm going to be fired.
	So I just shut up.
	I'm not allowed to talk.
	That's not America.
	That's not who we are.
	And this rigid, angry intolerance from the left is really dangerous and we need We need everybody, whether you agree with them on policy or not, we need everyone to speak against the violence and the intolerance.
	Yeah, this is far beyond some grandparents and baby boomers protesting a health care mandate and cleaning up the park, leaving it cleaner than how they found it.
	I think we're at the point where you either need to send in the feds, because I'm not sure that murder, assault, battery, arson are state... I don't think it's a state thing.
	I think it kind of goes to, you know, the national right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.
	You know, people need to not be afraid to stand up for themselves.
	Where you talk about, you know, we see these videos of these people at these diners.
	Well, we can also, for every video where they just ask them to raise their fist, they also beat people within an inch of their life.
	I almost feel that people who stand up for themselves, not people who go out looking for a fight, should practically get a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
	There needs to be some emboldening for Americans to not be afraid to defend their loved ones.
	And there hasn't been a whole lot coming out from Washington, D.C.
	I know a lot of people feel that way.
	Well, and it's dangerous because these mobs, we've seen some people that have stood up to them that end up being beaten.
	You know, we had a Democratic state senator, who I think it was in Wisconsin, who was a liberal and was gay, who was there filming one of the mobs tearing down monuments, and they beat him savagely.
	And he was confused.
	He's like, wait, wait, no, no, I'm on your side.
	support you but but you know the angry mob in the French Revolution they came
	even for the revolutionaries and when Robespierre had the guillotine going
	they would go after anyone and and and we should not be allowing this violence
	and threats of violence you know Stephen at the end of the day it ain't
	You got a right to free speech.
	I'll defend anyone's right to free speech, whether they make sense or they're idiots.
	You have a right to say what you believe.
	You have a right to protest.
	Right.
	But you don't have a right to violence.
	You don't have a right to hurt someone else.
	You don't have a right to threaten someone else.
	And when you cross that line, There should be serious consequences.
	I agree.
	I think that there haven't been... I think it's been working too well for the mob.
	I think right now, unfortunately, there's been a lot of, wait till I get to three, and we've been on three for a while.
	Let me ask you this.
	You, obviously, are a skilled debater.
	That's kind of what you're known for.
	That's your calling card.
	I'm gonna switch it on you.
	And by the way, when you're in school, there are a few things that are cooler that help you meet referrals.
	Right.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You were just... I love Beijing, man.
	You have to... The chess club.
	Have you heard his argument against quantitative easing?
	Shut up, Becky!
	You're weird and I hate you!
	Were you at some of our debate parties?
	I might have been in the auditorium somewhere near the back.
	If you were advising Vice President Joe Biden, what advice would you give him to survive?
	Aside from don't do it, don't show up, which I don't think is going to happen.
	How do you think he needs to perform to win this debate?
	Well, I think there's a chance he doesn't show up because I think the Democrats' view is they believe they're winning and they don't want to do anything that entails risk.
	That's why they're hiding him in the basement right now.
	If he does show up, I'm actually worried that conservatives and libertarians at the right has screwed up pretty badly, because I think a lot of folks on the right have greatly overstated Biden's intellectual deterioration.
	You've got a lot of conservatives who think he can't even operate the remote control.
	Yeah, they're expecting Gilbert Grate to show up.
	Yeah, and listen, has Biden slowed down a step?
	Clearly.
	But the truth of the matter is, he said dumbass things when he was in his 20s.
	I mean, this is a guy who stuck his foot in his mouth a lot.
	Consistent.
	And, you know, if you look back to the Democratic debates, he did fine.
	And I worry that, like, all the talk of dementia has defined the standard of success so low that if he stands up and gives three coherent sentences, everyone will be like, oh my goodness, Biden did incredibly well because he didn't, like, trip.
	Yeah.
	It's the Weekend at Bernie Syndrome, yeah, where it's just people going like, ah, look at him, he's a fun guy, he's had a few too many, Joe.
	Yeah, no, I think it's true that there's probably, expectations are so low, kind of like when one of these protests happens, and a church or a business doesn't get burned down, people go, oh look, there was one out there in the suburb of Schenectady, that was peaceful, and people go, oh, yeah.
	That is exactly right.
	Listen, Biden He's an affable guy.
	I mean, I know Joe personally.
	He's a likable guy.
	I mean, it just is a personal level.
	He's kind of jovial and fun and easygoing.
	Yeah.
	I think he'll try to have that come across in the in the debate, assuming they happen.
	The Democrats strategy is not to focus on issues.
	So I think what Biden is going to say, he wants it to be all about Donald Trump.
	His whole thesis is Trump's a jerk.
	And so I think he's going to try to draw that contrast.
	I hope that Trump is able to draw a real contest of ideas and point out... Listen, Biden has given in to the Bernie Sanders and the Elizabeth Warrens and the AOCs in his party.
	That's who's driving the train.
	And it is their radical agenda that will be dominant if Biden wins.
	I hope Trump is able to lay out that case and really make the case On substance, I think that's the path to victory.
	Yeah, I do think that's the path to victory.
	I also think criminal justice reform, I was watching CNN coverage, and even Van Jones had to say, Donald, President Donald Trump's been really good on this, but I just feel like it's being politicized that he did this in a televised way.
	I think it's one of those issues where it's so important to a lot of, particularly a lot of black Democrats, they have to acknowledge that Donald Trump has probably been the most proactive president when it comes to that.
	And they don't really have a leg to stand on, as far as arguing something back.
	And it is something that shouldn't really be political, because we all agree.
	All right, Senator Ted Cruz.
	Stephen, I'll tell you, on that point, I was actually with Van Jones in the Oval Office when President Trump signed the First Step Act.
	And it was true.
	Eight years of Obama-Biden, they didn't do anything on criminal justice.
	And Trump was able to bring together Republicans and Democrats.
	And my view It is that it made sense to lessen mandatory minimum sentences for non-violent offenders.
	I think there were too many non-violent drug offenders facing long prison sentences and that had gotten too far in that direction.
	But where I drew the hard line is I drew a big difference between non-violent and violent offenders.
	If you hurt someone, if you are a murderer, if you're a rapist, if you engage in violent assault, We shouldn't be letting you out of jail early, and so I pressed hard to have that be the line between violent and non-violent.
	But it was striking, though, to see Van Jones and see other liberals there in the Oval Office because we saw real results in a way that Obama and Biden never were able to produce.
	And not only that, but we're at a very rare intersect in history where you have Joe Biden and Kamala Harris who probably have one of the worst records on criminal justice reform.
	Take away the skin color argument, and you just have to go, well, hold on a second, if people are talking about having fairer prison sentences and trying to fix whatever version of systemic racism people think there is, and that's because a lot of people are disproportionately jailed, It's Verdict with Ted Cruz.
	drug offenses who are people of color.
	They committed those crimes, but we don't think that the punishment matches the crime.
	Kamala Harris and Joe Biden pushed for more of that.
	So that's what I would, if I were trying to gain the middle there, that's what I would
	speak to.
	Senator Ted Cruz, great points as always.
	The show is, is it The Verdict or am I thinking of the Paul Newman film?
	It's Verdict with Ted Cruz.
	It's Verdict with Ted Cruz.
	You can go to VerdictPodcast.com and follow it, like it.
	We're on podcast on YouTube.
	You know how to do all the thingies.
	What are they supposed to do that you ask them to do for your show?
	There are so many.
	If they're on YouTube, they can subscribe.
	And on Apple Podcasts, they can give over their data and expect the feds to show up and take their guns.
	Yeah, I might try to do a slightly more positive pitch than that.
	Well, listen, it's a good show, but when you accept terms, you have no idea what's in there, people, so it's no worse than accepting the terms on Apple or Android or Spotify for any other show, and it is a great show.
	Senator Ted Cruz, Verdict is the podcast.
	I appreciate you being here, brother.
	I know you're a busy man.
	We've got to go back to the rest of this convention.
	Thank you, Stephen, my friend, and my final bit of advice is stay out of theaters in Washington.
	Well, four score and seven years ago, too late you are, Senator Cruz.
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	There's this quote that I love from Ronald Reagan, where he said,
	there isn't any problem we can't solve if government will give us the facts,
	tell us what needs to be done, then get out of the way and let us have at it.
	You know what's funny?
	You know, there might be a little bit of the effect where people think he just doesn't realize he's not talking to a live audience.
	That's how he always talks in interviews.
	You know, listen, Jon Jones is a champion, and the kid's a pain in my ass.
	I don't know what to tell you.
	All right, thanks.
	He's the president of a major sports organization.
	He's got a great voice.
	Really quickly, again, we have the costume contest.
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	Drinking game that we have right now.
	Let's bring up the drinking game rules.
	Anything patriotic, add to that.
	Anything patriotic, also add to that.
	Like God bless America, we love America, but Black Lives Matter, peaceful protest, divisive or divisive depending who you ask, mail-in voting, misinformation, fake news, China virus, every time you hear this ding, That's when we would actually ask you to drink.
	Take a drink and join in with us.
	Right now we have Utah Attorney General.
	This is Sean Race.
	Get out.
	Get up get up. Okay. Listen, I told you I don't want to I don't want I told you don't want to do the bit
	Get out Get out I didn't even give him that prop puts on a bowler
	and thinks he owns the place You had some thoughts on NBA and stuff.
	Let's see what he has to say really quick.
	Let's do this.
	Don't let him back in.
	Nobody.
	I like Brennan a lot.
	There's been a problem this week.
	Let's hear him real quick.
	Now, there's a guy who could be Native American, Hispanic, Asian.
	Yeah, I wasn't quite sure.
	You have no idea.
	Yeah.
	Lanbridge.
	And I don't care.
	Lanbridge.
	But somewhere down the line, if you go far enough, a head was rolling down a pyramid.
	No, no, no.
	We don't talk about child sex trafficking or sex crimes anymore.
	Because that's what all the guys who were shot by the police or Kyle Rittenhouse Right?
	We don't care anymore.
	Me too.
	The lady who was sexually assaulted and mugged by this man, Jacob Blake, called the police.
	There was a warrant issued so they could try and stop him from sexually assaulting other women.
	God knows how many times he did it and didn't get caught.
	Then she called the police again because he was showing up and said, hey, it's the guy with the warrant who sexually assaulted me.
	And he's doing the same thing.
	It's the same kind of behavior that one could say when exhibited as troubling.
	Shut up.
	We don't care about women who are actual victims of sexual assault.
	Not like Lena Dunham, regretful P&V.
	We're talking That's an actual sexual assault.
	We don't care about that anymore.
	They don't want to talk about this.
	That's an RNC thing.
	Protecting women from sexual assault, battered women, rape victims.
	That's now a Republican thing.
	So partisan, yeah.
	You sided with looters and rioters.
	So, tomato, rape victim you don't give a shit about.
	So as it turns out, the Kenosha Police's best response would have been, good luck, when she called in.
	That would have been their best response in hindsight.
	You say he committed sexual assault and he's back with knife, good luck.
	That was terrible.
	That was Cenk Uygur.
	Oh, that was your Cenk.
	You were about to say that about the NBA.
	This entire thing has been bubbling up.
	We've had DNC people, we've had politicians from all over the place coming out and saying that this is incredible, we can't believe that another black man has been shot.
	The only headline that we saw was police in Canossa shoot a black man in the back.
	We didn't get any context with it.
	And then the NBA players started coming out, right?
	LeBron James comes out and says some stuff about this.
	He does use Lincoln.
	Yeah, he does it very well, in fact.
	He's got a very full beard, right?
	White guys can never catch a beard.
	Where credit is due, right?
	And so he starts stirring things up again.
	And even at the University of Notre Dame, they've done something with the Black Lives Matter, and I actually chimed in on that and was like, look, you just need to know who you're supporting here.
	I understand.
	I'm not a racist.
	Don't come after me.
	And then on Wednesday, the Bucs, I guess... With the hair color and eye color, you don't get a lot of leeway.
	Yeah, I'm screwed.
	And then on Wednesday, the NBA comes out.
	Basically, I think it was the Bucs and the Rafters, I think.
	I can't remember who they were playing.
	They basically just decided to stay in the locker room.
	And they said, we would just like to not play our playoff game tonight.
	In protest, right?
	And so this bunch of entitled morons are protesting the police doing their job.
	So it keeps going.
	Everybody else in the NBA postpones the game.
	I would play instead of doing so in support of rape victims.
	Yeah, exactly, right?
	I would be the one team that comes out... I have a giant dildo on my baseball cap.
	Why the giant dildo?
	I'm lost for words here.
	Yeah, but I'm sure they're expecting to still get paid.
	No, so there's more to this story, right?
	So the WNBA, who knew they were still playing?
	They are?
	Yes, they are, apparently.
	They protested as well, and they put shirts on that had seven shots in the back or something like that to protest.
	And then the MLB canceled games on Wednesday.
	You see all of these sports league virtue signaling to try to say, oh yeah, we stand with you as well.
	Guess which one didn't?
	Your beloved hockey.
	Hockey had games.
	That's because there's a bunch of guys named Sergei who have families back home who legitimately still need bread on the table.
	Right, exactly.
	And so then it comes out, basically today they said, hey, we're going to actually go back and play our games, we're going to do the playoffs.
	And it comes out that the NBA, hold on, it gets better.
	The NBA basically said, look, if you guys stop now and you don't finish out the season, you're going to take a huge pay cut because we're going to lose a ton of revenue.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I guess... I guess we gotta go play!
	I guess not protesting is not as important as we thought it was!
	No, I mean, it could have been H!
	I mean...
	It was a 616.
	It's the same cylinder.
	One of my problems with all of this is every kid who doesn't pay attention to politics, who doesn't know anything about what's going on in America, but watches LeBron James, thinks that cops are out to kill him.
	Because that's what LeBron James says.
	Spoken by the man who Hitler would pick first for gym class.
	Or isn't listening to LeBron James anymore.
	So it could be that LeBron James is just losing a bunch of fans.
	Which I think is also happening.
	Kind of like all of Cleveland.
	Burn me twice!
	Now the whole country is Cleveland.
	Right.
	It really is.
	Well, and they had Geron Smith.
	Geron Smith came on earlier.
	He's from Cleveland and, again, had lots of positive things to say about Donald Trump and about Cleveland.
	He's wrong on one of those things because Cleveland sucks.
	I'm sorry, I lived there.
	Is that for me?
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	Okay, you guys can grab this.
	This thing got warm.
	Your name really is on the wall.
	Which, by the way, the drinking game rules.
	Thank you very much.
	Do you want one?
	No, I just wanted to complain about it.
	This is a perfect example.
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	This is the non-Cuban version.
	The only Cuban cigar that I consistently like is Ramon Olones, and this is another example of how capitalism takes communism's products, gifts from God, and makes them better.
	So is this your favorite one?
	What's the name of your favorite one again?
	Nope, not gonna talk about my favorite one.
	It smells nice in the room.
	When I'm signing a sponsorship, I will.
	So that I can actually make sure that I have a membrane supply of it, because there's a finite product.
	That's true.
	You've got to work that into the contract.
	Yeah, and by the way, Ivanka Trump will be talking a little bit.
	There is a very strong genetic, I guess, carrier gene for Donald Trump, because all his kids look just like him.
	Those Trump genes, yeah.
	It's really strong.
	His sperm is the best.
	It's the greatest.
	It's the most valuable.
	Okay, there must not be any cops in that studio because she's still alive.
	Yeah, Ann Dorn is going to be one of these very emotional speakers.
	Her story, or the story of her husband, is something that really captured the imagination of conservatives during the George Floyd protests earlier this summer.
	There's the butt!
	victims or the families of victims speaking at this convention is that the
	victims themselves are obviously no longer here with us to say how they
	would feel about it and two of David Doran's children apparently Deborah and
	Lisa have both said that her their father was not a Trump supporter and I
	do not think that he would have wanted his legacy to be used in a political
	fashion. Wait is that hearsay? It is hearsay. It is. Kind of like the last time they were doing a whole piece earlier
	today on He's been going around this week on how Donald Trump Jr.
	There's an unnamed source who says he thinks they're losing it.
	I'm gonna ask him about it, by the way.
	Donald Trump Jr.
	will be up in a little bit.
	Guess what?
	He doesn't need to be a Trump supporter to, at this point, understand that he's the only person right now who could be in that office not effectively offering deafening silence in the face of our officers being murdered at Right.
	And he is de facto because there's one party that says you have no right to a business, it can be burned down, people can riot, they can loot, you can't have a gun to protect yourself.
	And there's another party that says you can protect yourself with a firearm, you can protect personal property and life and love.
	This is what they're pissed off about.
	Really?
	It's because they're adults and masks have never been prescribed for healthy people!
	Rat's ass.
	Whereas if you look at, you know, Dana White was just talking about this, the UFC.
	You watch them weigh in when no one's around, they have a mask.
	They do a face-off without a mask.
	You look at Joe Biden, who walks out there when there's no one around, puts on a mask to watch fireworks, and then takes it off when he's walking into the wings.
	By the way, the reason that Anne Dorn, who's been on this show, we had her on first, she didn't talk about President Donald Trump at all, from what I remember.
	It's not that she's a Trump supporter, and I can't even say it's that the RNC, they just happened to call first.
	They're the only ones who called!
	The DNC, not to mention CNN!
	I would love to look through their logbook and see if anyone offered to host Anne Dorn.
	So she's going out there telling her husband's story.
	By the way, loudearthcrowdershop.com, every single penny of shirts for Officer David Dorn will go to the family directly.
	David Dorn, the fallen officer, the fallen hero in the line of duty, and actually wasn't actually in the line of duty at that point, was doing it in his off time.
	And I wouldn't be surprised if Jake Tapper had to check his notes to be Dorn, Dorn.
	I want to hear this a little bit.
	Because he looks like he likes the smell of his own farts.
	By the way, do you notice they've switched the lower third from coming up Dr. Ben Carson to Donald Trump?
	the president's cabinet or in senior levels of government right now and that's been the
	case since President Trump came into office.
	Well, two of them are speaking tonight.
	Does that not count?
	Fuck them!
	That's CNN's book.
	Well, they're not black anyway.
	Ann Dorn, let's see what she has to say.
	Again, loudmouthcrowdershop.com.
	Every single penny for the David Dorn shirt that we have will go to this woman and their family.
	Friend to thousands.
	He was the most kind, dedicated, loving life partner I could have hoped for.
	He had a big smile.
	And a heart to match.
	He was blessed with the gift of gab, and that gift enabled him to touch souls and inspire people, especially young people.
	Oh, how kids loved him, and they really loved him back.
	Dave was all about service.
	He served 38 years in the St.
	Louis Metropolitan Police Department and six years as chief of police as the Moline Acres Police Department.
	After 44 years, he retired from law enforcement, but he never retired from helping a friend in need.
	Since he befriended every person he met, he was a very busy man.
	One example of that was his friendship with a young man named Lee.
	Dave had met him when Lee was just a kid, after members of his family were attacked and murdered.
	Dave took a special interest in the boy.
	They bonded and their friendship grew and remained strong throughout the years.
	Lee eventually opened a pawn shop.
	He trusted Dave implicitly and asked Dave to help with security.
	Dave had readily agreed.
	Whenever the shop's alarm would go off, the alarm company called Dave.
	He would investigate.
	If he got a call after I went to bed, he would wake me up and tell me he was going to Lee's.
	Just to make sure everything was alright.
	Most of the time they were false alarms, triggered by a storm or animals.
	But I never rested easily until I heard Dave's key turn on the door, knowing he was home safe.
	The alarm that went off the morning of June 2nd was for real.
	It was a violent night in St.
	Louis.
	Four officers were shot.
	Others were hit with rocks and fireworks.
	At least five businesses were damaged, looted, or set on fire.
	As the Officer Wellness Coordinator and CIT Coordinator with the Police Department, I was keenly aware of their rioting and spent the evening getting ready to mobilize support for officers who were impacted.
	After I'd gone to bed, David received a call from Lee's Alarm Company.
	The front door of the pawn shop had been breached.
	This time he didn't wake me up to tell me.
	He probably knew I would have tried to stop it.
	Or insist on going with him.
	As I slept, looters were ransacking the shop.
	They shot and killed David in cold blood.
	And then live streamed his execution.
	And his last moments on earth.
	David's grandson was watching the video on Facebook in real time.
	Not realizing he was watching his own grandfather die on the sidewalk.
	Keep in mind, folks, 900 officer casualties, which means, and I know casualties include injuries, but if the looters and rioters and Black Lives Matter and CNN, MSNBC, the people who fomented hatred would have their way, that would be 900 other stories like Officer David Dorn.
	900 attempts.
	Keep that in mind.
	I called out to him several times.
	There was no reply.
	to be up watching TV at this time. I called out to him several times. There was no reply.
	He just wasn't there. I let in the chief. I'm fighting back tears. He uttered the words,
	every officer's spouse dreads.
	I just wanted to be there for him. I wanted to be there for him. I wanted to be there.
	I relive that horror in my mind every single day.
	My hope is that having you relive it with me now will help shake this country from this nightmare we're witnessing in our cities and bring about positive, peaceful change.
	How do we get to this point where so many young people are callous and indifferent towards human life?
	This isn't a video game where you can commit mayhem and then just hit reset and bring all the characters back to life.
	David is never, never coming back to me.
	He was murdered by people who didn't know and just didn't care.
	He would have done anything to help them.
	Violence and destruction are not legitimate forms of protest.
	Hear, hear.
	They do not safeguard black lives.
	Take a drink in celebration just because this woman is speaking up and she did say protest.
	President Trump understands this.
	Has offered federal help to restore order in our communities.
	In a time when police departments are short on resources and manpower, we need that help.
	We should accept that help.
	People at CNN right now are saying, how do we make that shorter?
	We must heal before we can effect change.
	They're like, what can we go to next right after this and not seem callous?
	Commercial?
	President Trump knows we need more Davids in our communities, not fewer.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	We need to come together in peace and remember that every life is precious.
	Wow.
	Thank God.
	Alright, hey, drink in celebration.
	We have our drinking game.
	It's a David Dorn and Ann Dorn.
	LouderTheCrowderShop.com.
	People saying, oh, no, we're not capitalizing.
	We will make zero off of this t-shirt.
	All proceeds.
	All proceeds.
	Every nickel, every dime, every penny.
	See?
	Silver dollar?
	It's going to Ann Dorn and her family.
	And I believe she has a march in Missouri on August 29th, a march for peace.
	An actual march for peace.
	A real one.
	Oh, not a protest?
	But dear God, I hope they have some security there.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	And thank God for President Trump or whoever decided to put her on to get his story and his name out there to show people what's really happening in these cities.
	And what a story.
	Good men are not coming home to their wives and good women are not coming home to their husbands and their kids when they go out to serve you either as a police officer or somebody just trying to protect a buddy's business.
	And by the way, at one point, it could have been one of those officers protecting this guy's mom when he tried to stab, but she was saved by a belt buckle.
	Belt buckles are huge, you know?
	I think they were everyday for that belt buckle.
	For good leather.
	Because otherwise, I would have hit her right in the spleen, and it would have emboldened my sense of irrational rage.
	Which was a problem.
	Let's see how close I am.
	Dr. Ben Carson.
	I learned later that this was a spleen.
	Secretary's a high position in the government, right?
	Pretty high.
	Yeah, you could say.
	Constitution as you please on all points in dispute between you and us.
	You will rule or ruin in all events.
	Unquote.
	These words of warning are relevant today.
	We have a choice.
	We want the government that controls our lives.
	Or do we believe we can take it back to living with them?
	They've turned him up twice as loud as the other speaker.
	They call him human melatonin.
	Not melanin, melatonin.
	to self-govern with help from a limited federal government.
	You know what I find so funny is this is the first guy to successfully separate conjoined twins at the brain.
	They go, well why is he in charge of housing and urban development?
	He doesn't know anything about that.
	And then you say that we need more people of color from these environments, from these lower income, underserved communities, and then you condemn when someone... Really what they mean is take someone who is currently on welfare, take someone who is currently a member of the Crips, Plucked them and put them into the highest office in the land.
	Now this guy no longer counts because he made something of himself.
	Single mom in Detroit, for crying out loud.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	It's as bad as it gets.
	I think you said something... He doesn't support Biden, so he ain't black.
	So wait, they want somebody, they now want somebody with credentials in the job?
	Because a minute ago I heard that there's not enough black people in higher ranking positions in the government, but it's all about credentials.
	Whether they have them or not.
	What the hell was that?
	That was my theme music they were going to surprise you with.
	Well, Mr. Tapper, there are very few black people in the highest offices in this cabinet.
	What about Dr. Ben Carson?
	He's not qualified.
	He doesn't count.
	He's a surgeon.
	So you mean there aren't enough qualified black people outside of doctors?
	Jake Tapper, I prefer if we continue on for the segment and then go to an ad for reverse mortgages.
	Here's Tom Selleck.
	Next up, racist Rudy Giuliani.
	This isn't my first rodeo.
	This isn't my first rodeo.
	What was that?
	This isn't my first rodeo.
	Didn't he do the movie about the mechanical bull or something?
	I don't remember.
	I don't know the catalog of Tom Selleck.
	I like Tom Selleck, but reverse mortgages are a scam.
	Did we have that video of the guy who said, shoot me n-word uh?
	Repeatedly?
	Let's bring this up in case people try to ban me for repeating what he said.
	This is the guy who was shot later on.
	Sex offender as well.
	Let's roll that clip.
	as well as a party now if i were not quoting images and i think there are a
	hot micah me talking about the story seemed to be a he said shoot me negotiate
	me negotiate repeatedly they would cancel make yeah
	But that guy, no one brings it up.
	A white guy, whiter than white, a ginger, which by the way is a disgusting recessive gene, I don't want, I don't want your viewership, gingers.
	I can say it because I am one.
	My dad is a ginger, my brother's a ginger, my aunt is a ginger, and I have partial ginger in my beard.
	They are?
	Yeah.
	I've never noticed.
	Well, because you've met my dad since he's been gray.
	This guy in Kenosha, Wisconsin, he's from Compton.
	Yeah, Kenosha, Wisconsin, with a red beard.
	Shoot me, nigga, shoot me.
	I think we've got something else.
	Your wish is my command.
	Just call Kyle Rittenhouse your personal traveling Zoltar machine.
	Reg the Bandit.
	Expect to wake up 13 years younger.
	I guess we're going to Reg the Bandit.
	What do you got for us, brother?
	Yeah, I just wanted to show you some of what's going on outside the White House.
	We've got a lot of protesters, and they're trying to get some bans and other noise-making implements out there to drown out Trump's speech when he takes the stand.
	Oh, nice!
	And this is where they'll say, freedom of speech!
	No, no, no.
	You're just trying to drown out other people's speech.
	It's not the same thing.
	It's not the same thing.
	You let him speak, and then you speak.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Also, the speech is going to be on the internet.
	Right.
	Do they not understand that?
	Have they never heard of directional microphones?
	And most people watch it in the clip later.
	What's their plan?
	I think they're trying to throw Trump off his game.
	You think he's not used to it at this point?
	Exactly.
	You're playing into his game, essentially.
	He gets to point at you and say, see?
	See?
	Those are the people we're fighting against right now.
	He gets to make his point stronger.
	Can we get a pad of these assholes?
	Look at all the assholes.
	There's so many assholes.
	If you actually drive through the hole, you'll end up in Jupiter, folks.
	It's a cosmic bunny asshole.
	We have Patrick Lynch, New York Police Benevolent Association.
	Let's see what he has to say.
	And that guy's got a good hairline.
	Look at that.
	That comes halfway down his forehead.
	And then I think we have Donald Trump Jr.
	really soon.
	So let's hear what he has to say and then we have Donald Trump Jr.
	coming up on the line.
	A father gunned down while holding his seven-year-old daughter's hand.
	A beloved neighborhood peacemaker killed by a stray bullet.
	A 17-year-old who made all the right choices, who worked hard to go to college and earned
	a sports scholarship, murdered before he can tell his mother the news.
	A one-year-old child shot dead in his stroller.
	Speaking of good choices, Rosetta Stone for English, Mr.
	Boston.
	Hey, listen, Tommy.
	Make better fuckin' choices!
	Alright, listen, I see you dragging your ass all over the basketball court, right?
	Get your sorry ass in school, Tommy!
	Make better choices, you could end up like me one day, you stupid, useless guinea!
	I think he sounds more New York than Boston.
	I don't know, he could be New York.
	Tommy's a punk.
	Tommy's the new Karen.
	Yeah, he is New York.
	Who said Boston?
	Yeah, somebody else.
	He said Boston.
	But he does sound like Boston.
	But he's the Easterner.
	Law.
	Pass laws.
	No, it's kind of Queens.
	All right, I apologize.
	Gordon Black Garrett threw me off.
	Because he always does.
	I said New York City, and then I heard Boston.
	I didn't trust myself.
	You went with it.
	Yeah, you went with it.
	It's okay.
	It's all right.
	All right.
	Just so we can erase this from the memory hole, so many assholes out there at the White House.
	You know who's not speaking?
	Okay.
	Listen, since you asked, since you asked, so many people say, is there anyone who's not an asshole?
	I would never say that.
	That's what they ask me.
	My son is frankly not one.
	Not one.
	And actually, Donald Trump Jr.
	is going to be coming up, I believe, next.
	We're just going to go to a quick break, make sure we have his audio right.
	Donald Trump Jr., right after this.
	role.
	I need you to put your guns down.
	Can't I just keep my gun on me trained on you for just a little longer?
	Now, boys, you know I'm not supposed to let you do that.
	All right, just make sure it's unloaded.
	Okay, now, okay, now, at least enough attack, right?
	You're blinding my eyes.
	What am I gonna do with you, you little rapscallions?
	Oh, those boys!
	What pickle will they find themselves in next?
	Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
	It's better to have love and lust Than never to have love at all
	Alright, you know I'm your love- Well, it's a love-hate with the next guy.
	We love, but some people hate us.
	And you know what?
	It's wrong to hate.
	It's wrong to hate.
	But I'm sure a lot of people are going to hate the title of his book.
	It's Liberal Privileged Joe Biden and the Democrats' Defense of the Indefensible.
	You can follow him on the Twitter at Donald J. Trump Jr.
	Mr. Trump Jr., how are you, sir?
	I'm doing well, man.
	Good to be back with you guys.
	I don't know that that's true, but I appreciate it.
	I have fun.
	We make some headlines.
	I drop some bombs.
	It's fun.
	I feel like the venue, I can do a little bit more than I can on conventional TV.
	Well, that's true.
	And this is going on tonight.
	Obviously, you were there the first night.
	I want to ask you, what is the vibe, before I get to kind of your book, what's the vibe there on the floor at the convention right now?
	Because it's so radically different from anything we've experienced.
	There are no people there.
	How would you describe it?
	Well, there is no vibe on the floor because there's basically no floor.
	I mean, it was sort of interesting.
	I mean, I'm delivering a speech and, you know, I do a lot of that.
	I'm pretty good at the retail stuff.
	I want big crowds.
	I feed off of it.
	I go totally unscripted.
	So instead, I'm in literally an empty auditorium.
	There were like three camera guys, but it's a massive auditorium, empty, reading a teleprompter.
	I go, man, this isn't my wheelhouse.
	This is Joe Biden's wheelhouse.
	Teleprompter.
	I mean, I was like, wow, they're trolling me.
	They put me in Joe Biden's spot, but I guess I can be pretty comfortable there, too.
	That's what they did with his convention.
	They just told him that he was at the Hyatt Ballroom B in Poughkeepsie.
	And he was like, oh, that's my speed.
	They just told him he won already, which is why he feels he doesn't have to make an appearance, do an interview, or anything like that.
	I don't know that he knows.
	Right, no, I think that's a good point.
	Okay, here's something I want to bring up.
	I hate to dish or do inside baseball, but there's this article I'm sure you know is circulating with an unnamed source from the New York Times saying that Donald Trump Jr.
	is saying, the quote is, dude, we're losing and that you're scared.
	Is there any truth to that?
	No, it's nonsense.
	You know, I hear about all these inside sources.
	There's like three people I actually tell my real opinions to in politics, and I guarantee none of them are leaking.
	So, you know, it's one of those nonsense things.
	They tried to make it seem like, oh, we're afraid of what they may do to us afterwards.
	I don't know.
	I've been, you know, they tried to throw me in jail for three years.
	Like, you think that's anything?
	Could they do anything that they haven't already been doing for four years?
	You have nonsense Attorney General investigations.
	You have, you know, announced conveniently on the first day of the RNC.
	Obviously it has nothing to do with politics, Steven.
	Nothing to do with politics.
	Right, no, nothing to do with politics.
	You know, just like they sued the NRA the same day that they announced their big ad buy for the, you know, for the campaign and for this election cycle.
	Obviously it has nothing to do with politics.
	I mean, it's pretty disgusting.
	So now at this point, I'm sort of, you know, numb to all of that stuff.
	It doesn't even bother me anymore.
	We just wake up and we fight.
	Yeah, and I would assume that they don't call you and ask for comment because that's what happened with yours truly with Mashable and The Verge.
	And I just call them and say, hey, Steven Crowder with comment.
	And they go, what?
	I go, well, you're the editor-in-chief, Steven Crowder with comment.
	You wrote a piece about me.
	And they get really quiet and you hear them going through their papers.
	You can hear the proverbial, shit!
	Across the publishing floor.
	Speaking of which, speaking of politics and timing, your book.
	It's about Joe Biden, and it's about the swamp, and it's about the privilege of the Democrats and the indefensible.
	How did you get the timing?
	Because you're cranking out books like, the only person who cranks out so many books I know not named Dinesh.
	I like that.
	But honestly, I had no intention of doing another book.
	I mean, I did Triggered last year.
	It was awesome.
	I think I was on with you guys talking about it.
	And I had no intention of doing anything else.
	But then, you know, this lockdown happened, Steven.
	I couldn't go to work.
	I wasn't able to campaign.
	I wasn't able to do anything.
	I was locked up at home for four months.
	And I started doing just my own research and started saying, we're running against this guy.
	And the media is pretending like this is a blank slate.
	Now, Joe Biden, he's wonderful moderate.
	He's never done anything.
	I go, but he's been there for 50 freaking years.
	Like, what are you talking about?
	Like, there's gotta be something.
	So I started looking and what I found was, you know, amazing and or disgusting,
	depending on how you look at it.
	I mean, there's so much information there that the media has just totally abdicated their responsibility to talk about.
	Nothing to see here.
	And I don't just mean, you know, the Hunter Biden corruption taking, you know, 1.5 billion from the Chinese government.
	But Joe Biden's going to be tough on China.
	You know, that's $30 million a year in fees, by the way, to your viewers who don't know how funds work.
	I mean, there's a 2 percent management fee, $30 million a year to Hunter Biden from the Chinese government.
	I go on on the record with a very big banker from New York who's talking about how long, how many years, decades it took him to get into China and investment.
	And, you know, they diligence everything.
	And, you know, but they're giving crackhead Hunter Biden $1.5 billion in five days.
	He's like, it didn't happen.
	We don't know if it was crack.
	Or run-of-the-mill cocaine.
	You won't be spreading rumors on my show, Junior.
	Well, you know, perhaps both.
	A speedball, really.
	If Donald Trump Jr.
	had a little bit of that, hey, they got cocaine trending on Monday because they said that Don Jr., his eyes look blurry on the screen.
	It must be cocaine.
	I go, but the guy that got thrown out of the military for testing positive for cocaine, Hunter Biden.
	Yeah.
	But did you do a little cocaine?
	Did you do a little Colombian gold?
	Nose candy?
	If I took $1.5 from the Chinese government, it would be world news.
	Hunter Biden can take $1.5 billion and there's nothing to see here.
	But then you have Joe Biden's health.
	I go on the record with Ronny Jackson, who was the White House doctor.
	It wasn't Joe Biden's doctor, but he was the White House doctor, was around him.
	And this is a guy that was a medical professional, a Navy admiral, was brought in by Obama and said, listen, as an American citizen, I've seen this guy and I've seen the decline In his mental aptitude as a citizen, I'm just concerned like it's not the same.
	And by the way, if you don't believe me, just go look at a video of Joe Biden on the floor of the Senate like 10 or 15 years ago.
	It's not the same guy.
	This guy can't remember where he is 50 percent of the time, but we're going to give him the nuclear football because what could go wrong?
	Well, I think with Joe Biden what happens is you combine, like you said, the mental ineptitude with the propensity for just lying.
	And I don't mean lying like, listen, you know this, like your dad obviously working in business, you exaggerate things sometimes or you try and spin it into, you try and lean into the positive.
	I'm talking about Joe Biden.
	He's the only guy I've ever seen in the public eye who makes up stories with people he's never met, places that don't exist at times when he couldn't have possibly been there, and no one checks him.
	It's not even comparable to anyone else.
	No, beyond that, there's no interest to even look into it.
	They just take it as gospel.
	If it's a good story and can move the needle for him, it's as though it happened.
	You know, if Donald Trump did something like that, oh my God, he's lying, he's this.
	So, you know, like I said, there was so much there that I sat down and hired a researcher.
	I mean, it's, you know, I got like 40 pages of citations because I want to make sure, hey, this is locked in.
	But, you know, so whether you're talking about Joe Biden, the family graft, But that's a good thing, though, that he's never built a home.
	Could you imagine Habitat for Humanity and next to Brad Pitt with his Tinker Toys tool belt, Hunter Biden shows up.
	Don't worry, I got this, you Katrina people.
	I'm going to build one for you.
	Ukrainian oil company not speaking Ukrainian or not knowing anything about energy.
	But that's a good thing though that he's never built a home.
	Could you imagine Habitat for Humanity and next to Brad Pitt with his Tinker Toys tool
	belt Hunter Biden shows up.
	Don't worry I got this you Katrina people.
	I'm going to build one for you.
	I think it's a good thing that he's never laid a hand.
	But that's why I mean I came up with the book.
	It's called Liberal Privilege.
	Because if you're a liberal, if you're part of that party, if you're in that group, you can do, say, anything.
	And there's no accountability.
	Right.
	What's your favorite scandal?
	You cover a lot in the book.
	It's abject hypocrisy.
	So, you know, I thought it was a very fitting title because God knows, you know, for me, hey, I'm the son of a rich guy.
	I get it.
	I've been very blessed.
	I'm certainly privileged.
	I don't pretend that I'm not.
	But man, the liberal privilege is a whole new extreme since we all get to hear about so much privilege these days.
	And I think that's a great point.
	They talk about as though, oh, no, there's nothing wrong with it.
	They're totally they're 100 percent kosher.
	This is fine.
	Two things.
	First off, it's very telling to know that you had four months and you were so bored that you wrote a book, and apparently I'm not in your favorites, you couldn't give Uncle Steven a call.
	And then, you talk a lot about, I think it's a great point, that there's no accountability.
	There's so many scandals within the left, right, when we talk about the swamp.
	To me, someone who's in the swamp is somebody who really is sort of above the law.
	Not the Steven Seagal film where he runs like a girl, that's a classic.
	But I do, so knowing that, what, do you have one of your, you talk about a lot of them in the book.
	What would you have to pick as your favorite scandal or one that the media has just glossed over?
	Does one stick out that is just so egregious?
	Well, you know, I think a lot of them.
	I mean, the flip flops on race.
	I mean, I think honestly, right now, coming out of COVID-19, it's the, you know, Joe Biden's going to be tough on China narrative.
	Joe Biden built China.
	Joe Biden has spent decades pushing for China's permanent status in the World Trade Organization because he had this foreign mentality of, hey, if we build up China, if we make them rich, maybe they'll become a democracy like us.
	Guys, this has failed for 50 years and we're still pretending like this same playbook that hasn't worked in decades is going to work.
	I mean, it's asinine.
	Then you have the Sun taking it.
	Then you have his quotes.
	We're going to still take jobs from here.
	Joe, if you know how to fix any of these things, why didn't you do it?
	If you were going to bring jobs to Americans, why did you push for NAFTA and TPP?
	Right.
	Joe Biden has done the only thing Joe Biden has ever created was he has exported our American dream and sent it to China.
	But now we are to believe that he's the guy to fix it.
	Guess what, Joe?
	If you could fix anything, if you could fix a freaking thing, why didn't you do it in the first half a century of your career?
	I mean, I've heard of late starters, Steven.
	You know, I know guys that take a little while to warm up, like six months into a job, maybe a year.
	He's been there for half a fucking century.
	Okay?
	Like, I mean, seriously.
	Yeah.
	No, he is a late bloomer, though.
	Wait a minute, like, don't you think he would have started by now?
	Like, don't you think?
	Like, now you're gonna do it?
	Yeah, obviously.
	You should just believe this.
	He's obviously gonna do it now.
	He was just warming up, guys.
	It was all a warm-up act.
	No, but to be fair, he is a late bloomer.
	He only started growing plugs in his 50s.
	And that's like me.
	I started shaving in my 20s.
	We all have our time frame.
	Let me ask you this.
	How do you think you guys... Actually, one more point I wanted to make.
	That's why Hillary Clinton, by the way, to parallel with Biden, I think the leftist media does not realize how important That point that you just made is.
	Barack Obama was basically a junior senator with no voting record.
	We pretty much knew that he voted President, except he was really, really pro-abortion.
	The reason that I think he beat Hillary Clinton in the primary is because of her support of NAFTA, and I know a lot of lifelong Democrats who just picked Obama because of that, and Joe Biden has the same kind of track record.
	My final question here, speaking of that, the Midwest, how do you think Team Trump wins this?
	Do you think it's Ohio, Pennsylvania, the so-called Rust Belt?
	What do you think might be the biggest surprise?
	Well, you know, listen, I like what I'm seeing in Minnesota.
	I like what I see in some of these states.
	Because honestly, Stephen, people are looking at what's going on and they're saying enough is enough.
	You know, they're seeing riots.
	And I don't just mean in Portland and stuff like that, but like, look at what's going on in Wisconsin.
	I mean, that's a suburb.
	Yeah.
	You know, this isn't right.
	And I'm watching.
	And the DNC last week, right?
	It was a four-day, never-ending, I hate America Zoom call.
	It felt like I was watching a less intellectual version of my child's kindergarten Zoom.
	It was a mess.
	I guess they lost all of their production value ever since Harvey Weinstein went to prison.
	True story!
	True story, guys!
	I don't know that you can say true story, but I like it.
	But here, at the RNC, you're seeing people who have lived the American dream, people who have experienced incredible stories and got to tell them in a place that honestly could only be done in America.
	This isn't something that you could happen in Cuba.
	I mean, when you see, you know, Max Alvarez the other night, when you saw, you know, the Herschel Walker story, you know, juxtaposed with Vernon Jones.
	I mean, so many of these speakers with these incredible stories.
	I mean, like, man, I'm watching this.
	It's like, this makes me proud to be an American.
	Last week, if you liked anything about America, you're a xenophobe racist, obviously.
	Wait, wait, wait, was that a mongoloid mixed with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
	I don't know what voice that was.
	Yes, that's exactly it.
	I don't know what it was.
	Terrible people!
	You want a couple of your taxpayer dollars to go to your children rather than to pay for college for illegals!
	Oh!
	It's so terrible that you would want that for yourself out of money that you've worked for for decades!
	Oh, you're horrible!
	Now there's a bit of Steve Zahn in there.
	No, I think that's a very good point.
	I appreciate that you pulled no punches here tonight.
	My final question for you is, what can we expect here at the end of the night?
	Your dad obviously is wrapping it up here tonight.
	You spoke, you gave a speech, the whole family.
	This is the last night for President Donald Trump, Pops as you know him, to speak directly to the voters.
	Is there anything we should expect or you'd hope to see?
	I think you're going to see a continued message of hope.
	You know, a guy that, like all politicians, right, we're used to our politicians coming in and making promises like he did in 16.
	He was no different than anyone else in 16.
	Now he's actually delivered on those promises.
	He's brought back manufacturing jobs.
	He had the lowest unemployment rate ever.
	He had the highest new startup numbers in the history of America for minorities, African-Americans, Hispanics, women, you know, everything.
	I mean, yeah.
	When did it become acceptable, Stephen, that the anomaly in our political class was someone who actually does the things they said they were going to do?
	You know what, that's a good point, and as a recovering... When did that become the anomaly, and why aren't we sick of the fact That it is an anomaly.
	But no, Joe Biden, again, after 50 years, he's the guy.
	No one believes, I don't think anyone's that stupid, including the Democrats.
	They like Joe Biden because they know that Kamala Harris is going to be in charge and she's the extreme left that they love.
	But they love Joe Biden because they can go to someone in middle America and they can try to convince him that he's a moderate.
	But he's not.
	You're not a moderate with Beto O'Rourke as your guns are.
	You're not a moderate with Kamala as your VP.
	And you're sure as heck not a moderate with the Bernie Sanders joint unity platform that's on his website.
	Joe Biden doesn't know where he is.
	He's a puppet over the radical left, but the media and the DNC, which, you know, they're one in the same, right?
	There's not really a distinction anymore.
	Good point.
	They're one in the same, but they can paint that picture to middle America.
	No, no, no, look!
	Moderate Joe from Scranton.
	Minor details.
	He left when he was 7, and he's been an elected D.C.
	official since his 20s, but he's blue-collar Joe, guys.
	Yeah, run with that.
	Sure.
	I love how they make it sound altruistic.
	Like, he left the private sector to serve his community as though he was good enough to continue clerking.
	It's like, come on, we all know what happened.
	He was a terrible student.
	He saw that.
	He lied about it.
	That's not a problem.
	He can lie about it.
	He's a terrible student.
	Then, you know, he lies about those things.
	Then he runs for president every decade or two.
	Right.
	In 88, he had to withdraw for plagiarizing a speech.
	He plagiarized his own speech the other night.
	He couldn't run with... He didn't remember.
	Yeah.
	He didn't remember!
	Because he doesn't know!
	Steven, no, no, no, seriously.
	It would be so condescending if it weren't true, but yes.
	Yeah, but that's my point.
	It would be sad.
	People are like, don't you feel bad?
	I go, yeah, I'd feel bad if it was a grandfather that had this kind of mental decline.
	I feel scared that this is someone that could be in charge of the nuclear football, and we're pretending like the elephant in the room doesn't exist!
	Right.
	Like, it's asinine.
	Again, if Donald Trump had a one-Jill Bidenism, they'd be calling for the 25th Amendment, and every television psychologist would be on TV.
	I mean, honestly... Well, they kind of did.
	They kind of did, with your dad going, person, woman, TV, camera, and it's like he's showing that he can remember.
	In liberal privilege.
	And by the way, for those who asked, the big thing that they always asked me about was like, do you have signed copies?
	So on my own website, donjr.com, D-O-N-J-R dot com, you can get the signed version as well as the regular.
	But it'll be available on Amazon this weekend.
	Lawrenceandnoble.com, Books a Million, the usual suspects.
	Yeah, I searched Amazon.
	I couldn't find it yet.
	So it's this weekend.
	Not yet available.
	It should go on this weekend.
	It drops on Tuesday, but you can get it now in pre-order on DonJr.com because I know a lot of our guys were also like, do you have a place where I can buy it that's not Amazon?
	I don't want to give them the business.
	So I said, yeah, get it on my own website.
	You can check it out there.
	But, you know, there's a lot in there like that.
	And, you know, again, if Donald Trump had the two brain aneurysms, you know, this is what I talk about with Ronny Jackson, right?
	There'd actually be cause for like maybe we should question his mental acuity.
	Right.
	This actually happened to Joe Biden.
	Not one, two.
	Ask any credible doctor, don't say it's Joe Biden because if they're liberals they'll pretend.
	Ask any credible doctor what is the percentage chances that someone could have a serious aneurysm, put you in a coma, in your brain, an explosion in your brain that it wouldn't affect your ability to think later.
	They'd say it's almost zero.
	Now if you had two of those, they'd say it's less than zero percent chance.
	And then when you see this stuff manifest itself in real life and pretend that it's totally normal, he's in brilliant order, he's wonderful.
	I think what's most important is to go back to your previous point.
	Yeah, if there is cognitive decline, and statistically speaking, it's more than highly likely, you have to look at the platform of the DNC and the people who are directly surrounding him.
	And even if Joe Biden, if you accept that he's a moderate, you cannot accept that Harris and AOC and Bernie and Warren and Beto O'Rourke are.
	So it doesn't matter.
	It's a moot point.
	Well, that's the game the media's playing, right?
	They want that because, again, they're trying to paint a picture of, this is the guy!
	But those are the people who are going to be making decisions.
	No one believes Joe Biden's going to be... By the way, even if Joe Biden has his faculties, he doesn't have the strength to push back, right?
	You saw his wife have to help him off the stage the other night.
	I mean, it's just different.
	It's sad, it's sad, it's sad.
	I feel bad now.
	You send Vice President Joe Biden to 31 Flavors, you'll find him there 31 hours later dehydrated, so I don't want to take any joy in it.
	The book is Liberal Privilege, Joe Biden and the Democrats' Defense of the Indefensible.
	Not available on Amazon right now, but donjr.com, which is good to know, actually, because I will be looking for a signed copy, and I'm amazed you turned this around so quickly.
	Donald Trump Jr., always a pleasure.
	Doing nothing.
	I mean, I couldn't go to work.
	I was at home, and I started reading it, and pretty quickly I was like, I just got to get this out there.
	And honestly, I self-published because I wasn't even sure that I would be able to finish it, right?
	If the quarantine would have ended in a month, I wouldn't have had time to finish it.
	I would have been on the campaign trail.
	So I literally turned down a big offer from a publisher, but also because so many of the publishers these days are actually trying to manipulate the content in conservative books.
	I have friends that have written like conservative bestsellers, you know, top 10 bestsellers and you know, they get notes from their publisher.
	I don't like this tweet that you put up.
	It's not like a controversial tweet.
	It's not like a cute tweet or anything like that.
	It's just like conservative, like mainstream conservative thought.
	And they're like, yeah, don't do that.
	And they have a lot of power because, you know, some of these guys they make their living with this way.
	And so, OK, I won't do that.
	And you see the articles, whether it be the article in The Atlantic talking about, I have a responsibility to shut down conservative thought because I'm an idiot.
	I don't think that's in the byline.
	It may not be, but it's basically there.
	No, I understand.
	You're paraphrasing.
	Yeah, and that is great that you did self-publish.
	I hope more people follow suit.
	The publishing industry is kind of a little bit of a racket, and we need some higher-profile people doing it themselves.
	Liberal privilege Joe Biden in the Democrats' defense of the indefensible Donald Trump Jr.
	Thank you very much.
	We must go.
	Your dad's gonna be here soon, and, you know, we have to have equal Trump time.
	Obviously.
	Have a good one, guys.
	See you guys, good to see you.
	I don't know. I think it's your fault.
	You were hoping that.
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	Don't go chasing GDP.
	The median income is a better metric.
	And who can forget the Pete Butt gig song?
	Splish splash, they were taking a bath.
	And it was a couple of b****s. Voted on by the attendees at the weekly White House Talent Show, this collection is sure to make you want to get up and dance.
	Nikki, don't lose my number.
	Might replace Petch with someone else.
	I might.
	Haven't decided.
	Support the police, because they work really, really hard.
	News.
	It's all fake news.
	B-I-G-C.
	That's how you spell Hillary!
	B.I.G.C. s*. Senative for Hillary. Welcome to the s*hole called California. There's a homeless face. Poop all over
	the place. Lots of poop.
	Now that's what I call Trump.
	Now that's what I call Trump. Available on CD and cassette.
	Call 1-800-MAGA-2020 for details.
	I'm trying to see my scissors go. F*** off you. Scissors go.
	I see my scissors go.
	I love that that commercial played after the president's...
	Those are some classics though.
	I have a great sense of humor.
	Every now and then I'll get some communication from him, like, can you believe this?
	I'm like, no, Donald Trump Jr., I can't believe that you are the Son of the Commander-in-Chief.
	I can't believe that he got that book out so quickly.
	You almost screwed up.
	You were like, well, let's just grab the book that he sent.
	No, it's a different book.
	You're like, it's a different book?
	He did another book and it's not published.
	By the way, real quick, the criminal justice reform advocate, you made the point earlier, he needs to hit on this because he's done more for criminal justice reform than anybody else, it seems.
	It's not that Kamala Harris has gained weight.
	It is someone different who is the opposite.
	Kamala Harris on criminal justice.
	Let's go to that really quickly and then I think we have a clip from Van Jones.
	...ordained minister and received the Special Olympics... Oh that's right, yeah, she was the one who was let out.
	...for my work with disabled women.
	Because the only thing worse than unjustly imprisoning my body is trying to imprison my mind.
	My transformation was described as extraordinary.
	You know what, I might get in trouble because this is racial.
	Black people tend to be naturally better speakers than white people.
	It's true, that's all.
	All the black speakers have been better.
	Dr. Ben Carson notwithstanding, but bless his soul.
	He lowers the average.
	They seem a little more comfortable.
	Yeah.
	And you know, if you look at sort of even black church comparing it with white church, it's far more interactive.
	Yeah.
	It's less sort of scripted.
	Yeah.
	I think it's just culturally more used to that.
	You know when you look at the arts that come from the black community, we should be able to recognize the difference.
	If you look at freestyling, you know, dropping a cypher, not like Eminem.
	Wait, what's a cypher?
	Dropping a cypher.
	Is it dropping a cypher?
	That's great, whatever.
	Wade said it in a very white voice.
	Dropping a cypher!
	They have really stood out, and there have been so many black speakers, by the way.
	I think it's the second one.
	Beneficiaries.
	Jake Tapper on CNN calls him a figment of your imagination.
	Yes.
	Uncle Tom's, I think, is what they also referred to them as.
	And I think that's important, bringing up black people who work with President Trump who have been direct
	beneficiaries.
	Is it beneficiary or beneficiary?
	Beneficiary.
	I think it's the second one.
	Beneficiaries.
	But you don't want to over-benefic.
	Yeah, you don't.
	That's a joke I would make.
	I think that's good.
	I think this is a good move.
	And it also makes it, it gives it that much more teeth when they talk about supporting the police right now.
	By the way, the hashtag is CrowderRNCStream.
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	are watching me in a funny way.
	Live, yeah exactly. And I think you made a really quick point if we have time that
	that Donald Trump is bringing up people to speak that have been direct
	beneficiaries like you said of his policies. Yes. Right.
	That didn't happen at the DNC to my understanding, right?
	So we've seen not only people that benefit from what he's done, the farmers and the people that have come up on the other nights, people that have been had commuted sentences or people that have been let out, people that have had programs supported, but also he's bringing up people that have been... Well, Joe Biden, they let him out of these things.
	Well, they did let him out, but he's also...
	We don't have to climb out.
	He's in the basement.
	He just walks up and out.
	People who are affected by Kamala Harris's policies don't get Skype in prison.
	I want to go to your point.
	Not just hear this message, but that you will be inspired by my story and your compassion will lead you to take action for those who are forgotten.
	That's what our president, Donald Trump, did for me.
	Boom.
	And for that, I will be forever grateful.
	God bless you, God bless President Trump, and God bless America.
	Drink!
	There we go.
	Nice job.
	But you're also seeing people, and it's heartbreaking to hear Dorn's widow speak, but you're hearing people tell you, here's what happens when these policies that the left are pushing are put in place.
	This is what happens to lives.
	We had a family on here whose daughter was kidnapped and killed by ISIS.
	Donald Trump took care of ISIS.
	He's taking care of that.
	You've got riots and looting going on right now.
	Donald Trump is pushing.
	You made the good point that he should be pushing a little bit harder now, especially now that we know that these Democrat-run cities and states are just hands off.
	I'm a recovering libertarian on that front.
	Sending the feds.
	I'm the same way.
	States rights all the way until they do that.
	It's very nice.
	We could do harmony.
	See, there we go.
	It's not bad.
	You're not bad.
	I was waiting on Wade to jump in.
	Yeah, I was trying to find a third, yeah.
	I don't know what he's talking about.
	We can make that happen.
	Need a midget?
	Can't find a third between all that crap.
	But I guarantee you, with all of that said, they're going to be like, well, Donald Trump didn't say very much about what he was going to do.
	You know what he's going to do?
	He's going to do what he was doing before coronavirus happened that produced the best economy that we've had in a very long time and changes in people's lives that need it most right now.
	He's going to get back to doing that, the stuff that you don't cover because you were worried about Russians and peeing and frickin...
	They just showed Barack Obama a direct comparison, a direct contrast.
	Barack Obama got by on doing very little, if anything.
	His greatest accomplishment was the healthcare mandate.
	He skated by on his personality.
	Donald Trump has enacted an incredible amount of policy and made some big changes that even Van Jones admitted, specifically regarding criminal justice reform, in spite of his personality.
	And let's be honest, that's his weak point with the American public.
	When you actually pull them on the issues and where he stands, and if they don't know that it's Donald Trump, they like it.
	But because it's Donald Trump, it's a little bit tough.
	So Barack Obama, his personality was all he had.
	Donald Trump would probably be served to let his policy speak for itself a little bit more.
	I think Reg the Bandit has a clip of Van Jones addressing American hero Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Am I correct, Reg the Bandit?
	Yeah, we have that here.
	Just Van Jones is generally saying that it's all Trump's fault that this vicious vigilante went out and shot people and provoked and he ends with a nice call to beat up the kid for a specific reason.
	Well, you just ruined the... For a reason.
	Let's see what that reason is.
	What is the reason?
	Let's see Van Jones do what... A lot of people think that Van Jones isn't what he is, but he be.
	Let's go.
	...beat the kid up because he likes Donald Trump.
	We should beat this kid up because he is doing irresponsible things and has been pulled into an irresponsible movement that the president needs to denounce.
	Really?
	Yeah, he's the irresponsible one.
	Thank you, MRC, for getting us that clip.
	We should beat him up.
	Then you complain about people defending themselves violently.
	And by the way, let's not allow these goalposts to be moved.
	This wasn't vigilante justice.
	This wasn't Paul Kersey firing through the New York Times newspaper and a bunch of hoodlums in the subway.
	This was a guy who went out there with a medic pack, with a first aid kit, was providing help to people he disagreed with, by the way, Calvin House.
	That story needs to be told.
	Was cleaning up graffiti and still, in the moment people weren't chasing him and trying to bash his brains in, He wasn't shooting.
	He only shot when they continued to pursue him.
	And maybe we can grab that image, that still, of the guy who he finally shot in the bicep with the gun.
	Keep this in mind.
	If you say it's not self-defense, a half second later and Kyle Rittenhouse is dead.
	A bullet to the head.
	Let me know when you have that image so we can bring it up and point it out.
	And if you want to talk about dangerous movements, wouldn't you categorize BLM and Antifa as dangerous movements?
	What movement was Rittenhouse a part of?
	What's 14,000 arrests?
	Come on.
	Burning a country down for four months.
	It's a billion dollars in damage.
	It's a drop in the bucket.
	Really?
	It's a rounding error in Congress.
	Especially, let's be real here, the damages are mostly in minority communities and once we get their vote, we'll see you in another four years.
	We'll promise to clean it up next time around.
	Yeah, it is unreal.
	Let's not allow this to be moved.
	This wasn't vigilante justice.
	And by the way, I said this a long time ago, you can expect more vigilantism.
	That's because BLM, you advocated for it.
	Defund the police, how are you going to replace it?
	Well, with social workers and citizen patrols.
	Well, and what else do you expect from people who say that you don't have the right to own a gun in the first place?
	Of course they're going to say that you're a vigilante for having guns.
	The people that marched in Michigan protesting the lockdown orders that had weapons just over their shoulders, basically, they weren't in their hands, they weren't pointing them at anybody, and the media just went into a frenzy because they were so scared that a human being who is less likely to commit a crime than a cop had a gun in Go to Ivanka really quickly.
	Do you think she's wearing a corset or are those just natural dimensions?
	Because that is impressive.
	And I don't mean, and I don't want to get with it.
	I mean, she's like that, what was the name of that actress from White Christmas?
	She had the tiny waist but the hips.
	She is like a perfect V. Melania Trump.
	Very good looking woman.
	Ivanka.
	Ivanka.
	The president will continue to support you every step of the way.
	And just like Americans always do, the nation will come together to help you rebuild your homes, businesses, and communities stronger and more resilient than ever before.
	You know what I haven't seen?
	A lot of fact-checking by CNN.
	That's actually, by the way, that's not really true.
	The whole country won't come together to rebuild.
	Half the country will rebuild it, and half the country will continue to try and tear it down until they've been checked.
	Listen, I hate to sow division.
	You did it first, folks!
	We're past the point of, where's the common ground?
	You burn stuff down, you shoot people, 900 officer casualties.
	Sorry, no more coming together.
	Yeah, and if you're sitting by cheering it on, you're part of the bad ass.
	You're part of the pro, right.
	Saying that they're justified in being out there with guns.
	The looters I mean.
	Champion of the American worker, defender of common sense, and our voice for the forgotten
	men and women of this country, he is our president and my father, Donald J. Trump.
	Is that a James Perry?
	The president's name?
	Saying his name is a drink?
	Hey, he's the president!
	Dadgum, we're gonna be drunk.
	You're already drunk, Sam.
	That's uncle to you.
	Oh, I thought she was introducing him.
	No, she's just saying his name.
	I did too, I thought he was gonna walk out from somewhere.
	That's one thing too, sometimes I'll say with the Trump family, They think they know how to perform a little better than they do.
	It's like, you end on the name end.
	You went a little too hard.
	I had a guy do that once when I was in Wyoming.
	He goes, uh, so Steven Crowder, uh, is this, and then he goes to the resume and he goes, so, uh, here he is.
	And people were like, oh, really?
	Always end, if ever I'm introducing a comic, ladies and gentlemen, right, whoever it is, ladies and gentlemen, uh, David Pride, if I was in Montreal, ladies and gentlemen, you know, Bill Burr, you don't go, so Bill Burr does all this stuff and, uh, hope you like him, and then walk off.
	Yeah.
	There is an arts performer.
	Do we have that picture?
	Yeah, we do.
	Here's the picture, by the way, for people who haven't seen it.
	Reg the Bandit.
	Nope.
	That's a picture of him afterwards.
	I'm saying there is a picture out there right now of him trying to raise that gun.
	Like, walking up to him with his gun.
	He's about to raise the gun.
	He's within point-blank range of Rittenhouse and he gets shot in the bicep.
	Yeah, so that picture is what happens when you try to point a gun at somebody's head and kill them.
	That is the right after that.
	Yeah.
	Or as I like to call it, a happy ending.
	Well, I don't know how clear the video is.
	Yeah, it wasn't very clear.
	Let's show the video, but then there should be a still where you can actually see him.
	Because remember, at first, keep in mind, they said he just had a phone.
	That was a narrative.
	He shot a guy who was just playing Angry Birds.
	Let's show the video really quickly, I guess, if we have it, and then let's go to that still if we can find it.
	Do we have the video?
	1, 2, 3, now.
	Oh, come on, video.
	Dead gummit.
	Is it is it because we have slow internet?
	And by the way, here we go.
	Okay, there you go.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Can we play that again?
	So then we'll grab the screenshot right there.
	What he's doing is he's raising his hand.
	That's a gun to aim it at his head.
	He's getting within point blank range.
	He's swinging the arm around to point it at his head.
	A millisecond later.
	Let me make sure there's no margin for error here.
	And I'm going to shoot him point blank in the head.
	You know what's really important too is the other guy right behind him and to the right has his hands up and is backing away and Kyle didn't shoot him.
	At all.
	Right?
	He showed incredible restraint.
	This was not somebody out there trying to shoot as many people as he could.
	And by the way, we made a point, we've talked about this earlier, three white guys got shot!
	If this is a white supremacist out there who's doing this, he's... Mispronounced sex offenders.
	Well, yes, exactly.
	But, I mean, it wasn't... He wasn't going out there to... He's not a white supremacist going out there trying to shoot black people or people of color of any kind, right?
	And if you don't show the video, here's the thing.
	If you don't show the video, no one would realize that it's white guys who got shot because you'd be reading the transcript going, shoot me nigga, shoot me nigga.
	Well, I guess this guy went out and shot a bunch of black people.
	Right, exactly.
	Because we've been taught that, of course, anyone who says that word must be black or you should- Or racially cancel it.
	Like I say, quoting.
	By the way, don't read of Mice and Men or any Salinger if you don't want to be caught on a hot mic ever reading a quote that includes the N-word, even with an A. So people would read that and be like, oh, I guess he shot a black guy.
	Or Blazing Saddles.
	No, shot a white sex offender.
	So, you know, me too.
	Do we have that image at all?
	I think they're still trying to find it right now.
	They're still trying to find it.
	Okay, alright.
	Let's go back to evolution.
	Go ahead.
	I do have some good news about, you know, earlier we were talking about how the GoFundMe was shut down.
	And it's funny because the GoFundMe account, you know, on Twitter tweeted out a link to support the guy who hit him with a skateboard.
	Support this hero who tried to stop this mass shooter.
	So GoFundMe, the corporate account, is calling him a hero.
	But, Lin Wood, the lawyer for Nick Sandman, has taken up his case, pro bono.
	Good!
	Pro bono.
	Five Back Foundation, Incorporated, and it's a 501c4 foundation, and so, if you want to help him out with his legal fund, you can give to that.
	So, the Five Back Foundation, Lin Wood.
	So, that is some good news.
	Yeah, I don't want to see Americans go, well, you know, it's not... No.
	Listen, no, it's not an ideal situation, I understand that, but this kid is innocent.
	This kid is innocent.
	Do not let this kid be railroaded because you're afraid of losing your job.
	I don't care.
	I'm willing to get cancelled.
	I'm willing for this to be banned here tonight and I got my half-Asian lawyer and retainer and we will go after them hard.
	If they're going to try and cancel me for quoting the man, the sex offender who was shot and used the n-word, if they're going to try and cancel us for re-enacting the actual interactions with the police officers, if they're going to try and cancel us for saying that this kid actually was in the right, that this kid is a hero because he went out to protect, and he's not a hero because he shot people.
	He's a hero because he went out there To clean up businesses and protect them.
	And people saying, oh he came in from out of state and fled justice.
	First off, he went to the cops himself.
	Second, his drive, if you look at where he's from, I think it's Antioch, Illinois, it's less than the average American's work commute.
	He's right on the state line of Illinois and Wisconsin.
	This guy didn't drive in from California.
	He didn't drive in from Santa Cruz and leave incognito.
	He drove 20 minutes from his house, served the businesses and the protesters, by the way, all day by offering medical assistance, protected his life, went to the cops, told them exactly what happened, then went home to bed.
	Yeah.
	And by the way, I thought that borders were imaginary and didn't really change anything, but yeah, but when he crosses into a different state... Not Wisconsin.
	By the way, when's the last time anybody fled to Illinois?
	Like, nobody flees to Illinois.
	You always flee from Illinois, right?
	Well, they don't understand that it's not like, for example, was Kwame, the mayor there of Detroit, he left to Dallas?
	I don't think he understands.
	They don't have to extradite you.
	Yeah, it's the same country.
	It's not like you're in Panama.
	It's not like a treaty that you have to worry about.
	And by the way, every one of us in this room would have the exact same opinion if Kyle were black.
	Of course!
	If he was black and shot three white guys, it doesn't matter!
	His behavior is what matters.
	His skin color does not matter.
	For the movement that is saying that we shouldn't be looking at skin color, you're doing an awful lot of looking at people's skin color and it's the only thing that matters to you.
	It's stupid.
	The most important thing of all is that I want to take private shooting lessons from Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Let's go back.
	He did do a pretty good job.
	Go back to Ivanka Trump and hear what she has to say.
	Keep in mind she's doing this with a bunch of protesters and signs saying that she's not.
	We do have a better angle of the picture.
	Do we have that?
	Let's show that picture of the Kyle Rittenhouse and the guy with the gun here really quickly.
	There you go.
	So that guy is raising the gun right there.
	Look, you can see that.
	Raising the gun.
	A half a second that gun is on his temple.
	His gun is not on that person.
	How impressive is that?
	That the guy, between this, bring that picture up, between this And this.
	So between that movement, where it's at his side, between this and this, Kyle got his rifle over and shot him in the arm.
	Right, and now the only thing I would say is if, by chance, this is the after.
	If he's already shot him, because it does look like there's some blood on his bicep, if you can pull that back up.
	If that's the case, it only, but it only makes my point.
	He had his gun pointed at the guy behind him who had his hands up and was backing away.
	His finger is on the trigger.
	And he did not fire at the guy.
	So either way, he is showing great discipline.
	Let's just compare trigger control.
	Yeah, exactly.
	On the trigger of a cell phone, right?
	Yes, exactly.
	It was a Snapchat filter, really.
	No, it's one of those things where the flag comes out and it says bang, you know?
	I just wanted to go, I was just going up, I'm a citizen journalist, I just wanted to put a puppy face on him with my Snapchat, and then all of a sudden I'm like, what is, that's a hollow boy!
	Make a TikTok!
	By the way.
	That's not what I expected tonight.
	Yeah.
	And I hate seeing this, because when we're watching a video like that, I'm glad that Kyle defended himself.
	I'm always going to be glad that he defended himself and he wasn't killed by a mob of people, because he probably would have been.
	Especially the guy with the gun.
	But the snap decisions that these people made, that you see the guy with the skateboard, he runs over, grabs the skateboard, runs over and thinks.
	He thinks in his mind, there's no consequence for this whatsoever.
	I can run over and hit this guy in the head and be on a YouTube video somewhere on And you know what?
	There wasn't until the last eight years ago with this kind of media.
	And that's why I ask that you join Mug Club and support us, because guess what?
	If we were still beholden to ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, New York Times, Washington Post, none of them, none of them would have ever covered it.
	The guy had a gun and a knife pointing at his head.
	They wouldn't.
	They wouldn't cover that, and so he probably thought, he lives in that world where he probably doesn't understand that there's media like this out there, and he thought, well you know what, it doesn't matter if I show up with a gun, they're not going to cover that.
	Because of my political opinions.
	Oh, we have another thing here really quickly, we have Reg.
	We got something from Reg.
	What is Reg bringing up?
	Yeah, so we have some violence breaking out outside the White House.
	We have an elderly man that was walking.
	I think the woman he was walking with had some Trump-supporting gear on, and he gets surrounded and sucker-punched.
	Do we have the footage?
	Yes.
	Oh my God.
	Alright, well, warning.
	I hate seeing this stuff.
	Punched in the back of the head.
	Is that the predator?
	He's the one starting trouble?
	Y'all are the ones accosting him.
	Did he punch the guy at the beginning of that video though?
	The old man?
	He just moved him out of the way.
	Oh, he moved him out of the way.
	Yeah, it didn't look like a punch.
	He's just trying to get to safety?
	Yeah, he's trying not to be there.
	Oh, what happened?
	We didn't get the rest of the video.
	We may have lost it.
	Do we have any more of them?
	Did it get any more severe than that?
	Or was it just that punch to the back of the head?
	Yeah, it was just a sucker punch.
	He seemed to take it pretty well, in my opinion.
	I didn't even notice it.
	The guy sitting at the barstool with Conor McGregor when he told him his whiskey sucked.
	And it does, by the way.
	See, right there.
	Oh yeah, they get in his face and he's just, yeah.
	That's the predator, I'm telling you.
	And here's the thing, they would all beat the crap out of him if they had their way.
	So this is going on while Ivanka Trump is giving a speech.
	Let's go back to her speech to see if she's rattled.
	She is very fetching.
	Four years ago in Cleveland, I said President Trump would deliver for working women.
	Last year, over 70% of all new jobs were secured by women.
	Four years ago, I told you my father was a racist.
	I was waiting for it.
	affordable and accessible.
	I was waiting for it.
	In President Trump's first term, we secured the largest ever increase for child care funding,
	giving more than 800,000 low-income families great child care at a cost they can afford.
	As part of Republicans' 19th term, You're in trouble, sir.
	But they only have to pay them 77%, so it all works out.
	So yeah, it balances out.
	The profit margins are incredible.
	If that were true, they would be hiring only women.
	If that were true, everyone here would just be two cute Maddie sisters.
	Yes, pretty much.
	She has sisters?
	I wouldn't even blame her.
	She does.
	We're married.
	I'm married.
	I know.
	That's what I'm saying.
	fighting less than three years ago at the president's direction to get
	Congress to double the child tax credit not a single Democrat voted to pass the
	law we got it done anyway.
	Nice!
	Kind of like throws it in their face and then just smile.
	The only thing they hate more than somebody actually talking concrete policy is a pretty woman talking concrete policy.
	And regardless of how safe people may feel watching the Democratic Convention with no audience, an audience really helps.
	So it's like optically hearing somebody cheer.
	But they're not six feet apart and they don't have masks.
	Remember COVID was a thing.
	And that's all they're saying.
	That's all they're going to say tomorrow.
	Donald Trump is going to win this.
	Because once the riots, they realize, Don Lemon was talking about how it's hurting them in the polls.
	Maybe we can get that clip, actually.
	Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo.
	Because which polls?
	We haven't seen all these polls.
	They have some internal polls.
	Once they see that the riots are hurting them in the polls, they're going to go back to COVID.
	And like I'm saying, that's not going to gain them much ground either.
	Why?
	Because people who are going back to work right now are realizing, yeah, this is really what we should have been doing all along.
	Yeah.
	There is no winning path for them.
	There's no winning path from this point other than just saying Joe Biden isn't Trump and he avoids the debate.
	Many of the issues my father has championed are not historically Republican priorities.
	Yet where Washington chooses sides, our president chooses common sense.
	Where politicians choose party, our president chooses people.
	I'm actually a big supporter of that.
	If your party is wrong on an issue, you don't just support the party blindly.
	If President Trump and this party, if they don't do more to quell these riots, I will not vote for President Trump because you can do everything that you're doing from TweetDeck.
	It's time to start.
	I'm glad that you sent in a National Guard, but it's too late.
	There needs to be a whole lot more right now and Americans need to understand in no uncertain terms, President Trump That they will not be prosecuted and raked over the coals for defending their families, their businesses.
	Period.
	Americans need to understand that Washington has their back right now so that 17-year-olds don't have to show up and keep law and order.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Not advocating vigilante justice.
	What I'm saying is I want to see those business owners on top of their own roots.
	I want to see them in their own houses, armed and protecting their own property, so that then there's no murky water, right?
	Then it's not muddied at all because people know, oh, this person was protecting their house.
	Unfortunately, people have to go out and protect other people's houses.
	We see that.
	David Dorn, he went out and was protecting a friend's store.
	Kyle Rittenhouse, he went out and he was protecting other businesses, other churches.
	Why aren't the churches protecting the churches?
	Why aren't the businesses protecting the businesses?
	Because they see what happens.
	They see what happens to David Dorn, and they see what happens to cops.
	If cops can't defend themselves, which is what we've seen in a couple of recent cases, Rashad Brooks and obviously the one we just saw, who can?
	If cops who are trained to do this and have license to do it can't defend themselves, who can?
	Because people are operating out of fear, and they have to at some level, and they have to weigh the amount of risk of actually defending their stuff, which is sad.
	They're being forced into that position, too.
	We're being forced backwards.
	We're being forced into neighborhoods being protected by militia groups, right?
	I have to go out and join my neighborhood militia, who's had enough.
	Hey, you puke.
	That was my wife.
	Do you believe in Jesus?
	You're gonna meet him.
	Bang.
	By the way, did anyone else notice that it's totally unloaded?
	Be clear.
	Yeah, it is unloaded.
	It's a very nice weapon, though.
	That did swing right past me.
	I felt a little odd.
	No, I went down this way.
	Oh, nice.
	But did he point it right at me?
	Isn't that Brendan had a firearm aimed at me?
	We didn't have a Derringer.
	This is a gun that I've had for a while.
	Let's just be honest.
	What are the odds of it happening twice to the same guy?
	Good point.
	Lightning can strike twice.
	No, it really can't.
	I saw a special on Discovery.
	Oh, jeez.
	I have no idea.
	By the way, do sea turtles come out at night in so many eggs?
	They do!
	I saw that last night.
	I need to cancel my cables.
	In Hawaii.
	Do we have the video of Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo?
	Alright, let's go to that really quickly because this is very telling.
	Don Lemon says, we need to do something about this because it's showing up in the polls.
	Not the fact that there are 14,000 arrests, not the fact that there are 900 officer casualties, not the fact that we're approaching a billion dollars in damage, not the fact that there are over 30 people dead, but the fact that it's hurting vice presidential candidate, vice presidential candidate, Joe, just Joe, Joe, creepy Joe, sleepy Joe, creepy Joe, the fact that it's hurting him, well now Don Lemon Now the man has had his fill.
	Let's go to Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo talking about the riots really quickly.
	And I think maybe Joe Biden may be afraid to do it.
	I'm not sure.
	Maybe he won't.
	Maybe he is.
	He's got to address it.
	He's got to come out and talk about it.
	He's got to do a speech like Barack Obama did about race.
	He's got to come out and tell people that he is going to deal with the issue of police reform in this country.
	And that what's happening now is happening under Donald Trump's watch.
	On Donald Trump's watch.
	And when he is the president, then they will take care of this problem.
	But guess what?
	The rioting has to stop.
	Chris, as you know, and I know, it's showing up in the polling.
	It's showing up in- Which polling, by the way?
	We haven't seen these polls.
	It is the only thing- Secret polls?
	You're telling us that all the polls show Joe Biden ahead by a very thick, steady, girthy margin.
	And the Democrats tonight stuck with that, right?
	And they also stuck with the theme that you said.
	The coronavirus.
	You got coronavirus, and you have Kenosha.
	Right, putting that at Donald Trump's feet.
	By the way, it was totally fine for people to protest.
	They were like, yes, protest and riot and loot and just do all of the... I know, the protest thing, you were about to hit me with your hat, I think, right?
	The rioting and the looting and then all of a sudden they're thinking, oh...
	This is the only thing that people care about.
	Yes.
	Because safety and security are primary.
	The economy can be in the tank.
	It's one of the few legitimate roles of the federal government.
	Yes, exactly.
	Oh, let's see.
	She just got a standing O. Oh, she's done.
	Here we go, baby!
	Garcon, I need another beverage.
	Drinking game for President Donald Trump.
	Right now, we are going to watch most of this so that you can hear it on this show because, let's be honest, we don't need all this.
	That's a good sound effect.
	Love it.
	How much is he just going to twist the dagger into Democrats?
	I hope he just walks over to the CNN press pit, brings over an actual sample of carpet, and rubs their face.
	And it should be his piss.
	Donald Trump should be like, look, I'm gonna piss in the carpet.
	Hey, Don Lemon, does this smell good?
	You like it!
	Don't fall down the stairs.
	Don't trip, don't trip.
	I know, right?
	And that clip shows that Don Lemon, as much as they might try to pretend to be these moral crusaders, they're just pragmatists.
	They just want their guy in.
	Well, and I don't know, he's like, you know, Joe Biden has to address it.
	To his credit, very, very .01% credit, he gave the most tepid response that I've ever seen to riots and looting going on.
	Now guys, you know, calm down.
	And he always tries to be casual.
	Yeah, exactly.
	We don't need a riot.
	And by the way, shouldn't we not have to tell you four months later to say something about it?
	I think I got a blast in the air.
	Uncle Joe with a present in his pocket in the park.
	Uncle Sniffer.
	Don't you think you should give it a little bit more than that?
	Oh, the president's about to talk.
	And by the way, shouldn't we not have to tell you four months later to say something about it?
	If you really are going to be the leader of the free world like you want to be?
	Oh, thank you.
	Thanks for bringing it.
	Oh, wow.
	La fin.
	The police are serving us.
	No, no, no.
	It's a different beer.
	You can leave it if you want.
	I'll just, I'll, I'll, yeah, just turn the label.
	All right.
	Let's go and watch the president.
	They're still clapping for him.
	Donald Trump.
	Oh.
	They shouldn't have a crowd.
	Watch.
	That's going to be the story.
	It's not socially distanced.
	No masks.
	It's going to be way worse.
	Standing ovation.
	I'm glad they're doing this.
	He should dip Melania and kiss her right now.
	Yeah.
	There you go.
	Or do the lift on the tube.
	I want to see him right now.
	I'd like to say to my wife, the best things.
	Really making the numbers.
	You're really in a performance mood tonight, aren't you?
	In a white Christmas mood.
	Oh my gosh, she's still going!
	When you have a mail order bride in your arms you never held before.
	You're really in a performance mood tonight, aren't you?
	Yeah, in a white Christmas mood.
	Also, personally, my favorite, clag clag clag with the trolley.
	Oh my gosh, she's still going.
	Dang dang dang, she's a ten.
	Wow.
	Anyone who says that she's not physically more attractive than Michelle Obama, need to cat scan.
	She's very Jackie Kennedy-esque.
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you very much.
	You know what?
	My thing's still filming.
	You can grab this officer.
	You can take the rest of it, because I know you want it.
	Thank you.
	I stand before you tonight, honored by your support, proud of the extraordinary progress we have made together over the last four incredible years, and brimming with confidence in the bright future we will build for America over the next four years.
	By the way, I think Brodigan was drunk three hours ago.
	We begin this evening, our thoughts are with the wonderful people who have just come through the wrath of Hurricane Laura.
	We are working closely with state and local officials in Texas, Louisiana,
	all this is being delivered with people out there who are violently assaulting Trump supporters
	this close to a riot outside of the White House right now.
	The hurricane was fierce, one of the strongest.
	I think Joe Biden would handle that.
	Yeah.
	And by the way, they were giving him crap.
	Changes depend.
	They were giving him crap last night that only one person, maybe two people, mentioned the hurricane.
	They're like, oh, a lot more people should have mentioned the hurricane now.
	That's so ridiculous.
	And then when he was about to maybe not do the speech tonight, they were condemning him.
	When John McCain did that back, I can't remember the hurricane.
	Someone probably remembers.
	They said it was a political stunt.
	There's no winning with that.
	Listen, I'm glad that he's speaking right now.
	There's not even a light drizzle.
	Good.
	And congratulations.
	Thank you for that great job out there.
	We really appreciate it.
	We are one national family, and we will always protect, love, and care for each other.
	Here tonight are the people who have made my journey possible and filled my life with so much joy for her incredible service to our nation and its children.
	I want to thank our magnificent first lady.
	Thank you.
	Want another drink?
	By the way, they're going to say, CNN has been saying this is nepotism.
	Right.
	Like Chelsea Clinton never made a public appearance.
	Michelle Obama for...
	Michelle Obama's greatest contribution was that she had sex with Barack just enough to keep up appearances.
	And that's it.
	That's it.
	There were no other problems.
	Two confirmed times because the... I also want to thank my amazing daughter Ivanka for that introduction and to all of my children.
	Ivanka, please stand up.
	All of the kiddos.
	And all of my children and grandchildren.
	If you would have told me that Donald Trump would have daughters who look exactly like him, and there are ten, I'd be like, how does that happen?
	No way.
	How did he do that?
	Very, very good looking.
	That alone makes him electable.
	And was very proud of the job we are all doing.
	Thank you.
	We love you, Robert.
	Let us also take a moment to show our profound appreciation for a man who has always fought by our side and stood up for our values.
	a man of deep faith and steadfast conviction, our Vice President Mike Pence.
	Not Freddie Pence's response to the rioting and looting was a little milfcoast for me.
	He's from Indiana, right?
	I'd like to see something a little bit stronger.
	Pence is pretty milquetoast.
	Yeah.
	In general.
	He stayed true to the course.
	Kind of in general, yeah.
	He's consistent.
	And military mom, Karen Pence.
	Thank you, Karen.
	Who's the Trump next to Pence?
	I forget his name.
	Barron.
	Barron?
	Yeah.
	6'7"!
	He's huge!
	Holy crap!
	Giant!
	How old is he?
	Curious.
	Is he 18?
	He looks like a 15 to 17 year old kid that's giant.
	I profoundly accept this nomination for President of the United States.
	The $100 profoundly wasn't in the script.
	No, yeah.
	And I am President of the United States.
	Boom.
	And I'm gonna kill it.
	Did you hear what I ad-libbed and said profoundly?
	The speechwriters are like, oh.
	It's gonna be lit.
	The riots stopped for a second.
	You could hear a rat piss on cotton.
	The Republican Party.
	The party of Abraham Lincoln, determined and ready to welcome millions of Democrats, independents, and anyone who believes in the greatness of America and the righteous heart of the American people.
	Ken, this is positive.
	America is a great country.
	People believe in the greatness.
	The Democrats, if you watched their convention, it was all about how America is broken, how the system is sacked against you, and Joe Biden, career politician, was going to fix it for you.
	Huge contrast.
	... and record prosperity.
	We will defend America against all threats and protect America against all dangers.
	you.
	We will lead America into new frontiers of ambition and discovery, and we will reach
	for new heights of national achievement.
	We will rekindle new faith in our values, new pride in our history, and a new spirit
	of unity that can only be realized through love for our great country.
	Isn't it kind of crazy if you told people in the 60s that in the year 2020, the Republican
	Convention will be talking about love and unity and desegregation, and the Democratic
	Party will be the platform of black-only hospitals?
	entire world.
	Gathered here at our beautiful and majestic White House, known all over the world as the
	People's House.
	We cannot help but marvel at the miracle that is our great American story.
	This has been the home of larger-than-life figures like Teddy Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson, who rallied Americans to bold visions of a bigger and brighter future.
	Didn't the left one take Jackson off the bill?
	Was that the one where they were going to play Jackson with Tubman?
	Which I'm not really against.
	I think Tubman could be on a bill.
	Yeah, I'd be fine with that.
	A thousand dollar bill, something like that.
	Make it big.
	From these grounds, Thomas Jefferson sent Lewis and Clark on a daring expedition to cross a wild and uncharted continent.
	By the way, interesting fact about Lewis and Clark.
	When people talk about the Second Amendment, how they couldn't have predicted high-capacity weapons, look into Lewis Clark and the Girondoni air rifle.
	These have been around for a while.
	They weren't meant for only muskets.
	The buckle gun, Pepperbox revolver, Girondoni air rifle, and you know what?
	None of that really matters because Jefferson, I believe it was Jefferson or Madison, wrote that letter of mark and appraisal letting a ship have cannons.
	Why do you got to ask me?
	Of course cannons are covered in the Second Amendment.
	What are you, an idiot?
	Of course.
	But the Girondoni air rifle, there's some interesting history behind that in Lewis and Clark.
	And just inside, they set our people on a course to victory in the Second World War.
	In recent months, our nation and the entire planet has been struck by a new and powerful, invisible enemy.
	Like those brave Americans before us, we are meeting this challenge.
	We are delivering life-saving therapies.
	And I'm speaking, of course, of Kamala Harris's invisible cloak.
	You might not see it, but it's there, folks.
	by definition.
	We will defeat the virus, end the pandemic, and emerge stronger than ever before.
	There's a couple of masks.
	By the way, he didn't say, you'll emerge stronger because of me.
	Which I'm kind of surprised.
	He said, we.
	America will.
	Whereas Joe Biden is, here's how I'm going to help us come back.
	You're the one who kind of helped shut us down after you screwed the pooch by saying that Donald Trump shouldn't have done anything.
	And retweeted the gif of Nancy Pelosi dancing in Chinatown.
	It is that conviction that inspired the formation of our union, our westward expansion, The abolition of slavery, the passage of civil rights, the space program, and the overthrow of fascism, tyranny, and communism.
	This towering American spirit has prevailed over every challenge and lifted us to the summit of human endeavor.
	And yet, despite all of our greatness as a nation, everything we have achieved is now in danger.
	This is the most important election in the history of our country.
	And I've always said that's often just something that's often sort of blown out of proportion.
	Cliché.
	Cliché.
	This is.
	This absolutely is.
	Yeah.
	This really is.
	And I didn't even necessarily say that about the 2016 election because Donald Trump was an unknown.
	And I thought he was the same coin.
	I was wrong.
	But right now, can you imagine this country if Kamala Harris and Joe- because it's really Kamala Harris.
	Kamala Harris is sitting in that chair.
	Thank you.
	What do you think would happen to Kyle Rittenhouse?
	Also, hey, if you're a Democrat tuning in and 70,000 people, I bet some of you probably are.
	What do you think would happen to the nonviolent drug offenders?
	Just look at Kamala Harris's record versus Donald Trump's policy.
	It's not even close.
	This election will decide whether we save the American dream or whether we allow a socialist agenda to demolish our cherished destiny.
	He's got that kind of casual stance.
	I like it.
	He's a cock of the walk, baby!
	Say it, baby!
	Too nice.
	Puts on his pants like you, one leg at a time.
	Only he does it in the Oval Office.
	He's the cock of the walk, baby.
	And send millions of these jobs overseas, as has foolishly been done for many decades.
	Say it, baby.
	Too nice.
	Puts on his pants like you, one leg at a time.
	Your vote will decide whether we protect law-abiding Americans.
	Oh, only he does it in the Oval Office.
	Or whether we give free rein to violent, agitative criminals who threaten our citizens.
	And this election will decide whether we...
	An important thing here really quickly, he just said, our citizens.
	Notice all the delineations that he's making.
	He said, a national family, are all about American identity.
	Not a racial identity.
	He said, our citizens.
	That means if you come here illegally, you are not one of our citizens.
	Our national family.
	That means white, red, black, yellow, white, doesn't matter.
	You are a part of the United States of America.
	The left wants to say, this isn't a nation for black people.
	This isn't a nation for immigrants.
	No, it is.
	As long as you obey the rule of law.
	How can the Democrat Party ask to lead our country when it spends so much time tearing down our country?
	Here, here.
	Great point.
	Just to cheer this guy on.
	Yeah.
	Stand up.
	Stand up and breathe in each other's mouths.
	In the left's backward view, they do not see America as the most free, just, and exceptional
	nation on earth.
	Instead, they see a wicked nation that must be punished for its sins.
	Our opponents say that redemption for you can only come from giving power to them.
	This is a tired anthem spoken by every repressive movement throughout history.
	But in this country, we don't look to career politicians for salvation.
	In America, we don't turn to government to restore our souls.
	We put our faith in Almighty God.
	His son was on the show.
	Drink every time he gets a standing O. Thank God that he has an audience.
	Oh, but COVID.
	Shut up.
	Shut up or I'll cough on you.
	Just shut up.
	Joe Biden is not a savior of America's soul.
	Savior?
	Joe Biden?
	Wow.
	He is the destroyer of America's jobs.
	Of worlds.
	Wow.
	And if given the chance, he will be the destroyer of American greatness.
	Don't let him get the amulet.
	For 47 years, Joe Biden... The Infinity Stones must never get the amulet.
	We all know what amulet I'm talking about.
	and even kisses.
	What did he say?
	You're abiding kisses?
	Your body kisses?
	Oh boy.
	You should have said sniffs.
	Yeah.
	Listen, he didn't do it.
	I hate that we missed it.
	We did.
	And told them he felt their pain.
	No, he felt them.
	And then he flew back to Washington and voted to ship our jobs to China and many other distant lands.
	He's getting them.
	Joe Biden spent his entire career outsourcing their dreams and the dreams of American workers.
	Offshoring their jobs, opening their borders and sending their sons and daughters to fight in endless foreign wars, wars that never ended.
	Four years ago, I ran for president because I could not watch this betrayal of our country any longer.
	I could not sit by.
	He's winning the Midwest right now.
	politicians let other countries take advantage of us on trade, borders, foreign policy and
	national defense. Our NATO partners as winning the Midwest right now. Yeah. We're very far
	behind in their speech defense payments. But at my strong urging, they agreed to pay one
	hundred and thirty billion dollars more a year the first time in over 20 years that
	they upped their payments.
	As well they should.
	Yep, they absolutely should.
	We're the only ones meeting our NATO obligations for crying out loud.
	Think about this.
	This speech, if you were to tell people that the Republican Party would be the party with an anti-war candidate and a pro-middle class working American manufacturing jobs candidate.
	He's removed everything that makes the Democrats appealing to the old blue dogs, to the Midwest, what used to be the heartland of America and became strong blue territory.
	All of that is gone.
	And you add on top of it that their jobs have been shut down because of Democrats right now, the policy and the COVID overreaction.
	And I do mean that overreaction.
	You can ban me.
	I don't give a rat's ass.
	And the fact that Democrats are encouraging fomenting hatred while their cities get burned down to the ground.
	This is a candidate who is anti-war.
	And this is a candidate who has brought back jobs in a way that's actually pretty fair, in a way that actually still hasn't brought up the cost of goods because he's just made other countries play fair, like we have.
	This is a speech that wins the Republican base and the old Democrat base.
	He's doing better than the rest of the convention to win both groups, the middle and Republicans.
	And he's also done more for the black community than any other president that we've had recently.
	Yeah, he's absolutely done more.
	And he's done more not by going, just black people.
	He's done more by going, you know what?
	Criminal justice needs some reform.
	He's done more by going, you know what?
	We need to bring back more jobs for people of all scales right here.
	We shouldn't be opening the borders.
	You mean like actually doing something?
	He's been doing something for all Americans, and black Americans have thrived because of it.
	I said it just talking about it, he actually does it.
	He's not a community organizer, he is somebody that gets things done.
	Yeah.
	Instead of putting them first, I very simply said, America first.
	America first.
	I'm not even playing the game anymore.
	I just, I just hit that eagle.
	Thank you.
	Days after taking office, we shot the Washington establishment and withdrew from the last administration's
	job killing trans-pacific partnership.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	He took so much crap for it.
	Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden supported it.
	I know Hillary Clinton did vehemently.
	I think Joe Biden did more tacitly.
	I'm not mistaken.
	Everything he does is more tacitly.
	Yeah, he's a pussy.
	costly Paris Climate Accord and secured for the first time American energy independence.
	Which Dems have been hoping for forever.
	I'm just going to drink every Dem as an eagle.
	Yeah, well they say no fracking.
	They say we want to preserve our environment.
	Actually, fracking here on American soil not only is fracking a safer practice than shipping oil from overseas on tankers that have spills all the time, but it also employs Americans and reduces our dependence on these countries that apparently you guys hate like Saudi Arabia and other countries that really should be thrust back into the dark ages.
	Washington insiders asked me not to stand up to China.
	They pleaded with me to let China continue stealing our jobs, ripping us off.
	I don't think that was their plea.
	And robbing our country blind.
	But I kept my word to the American people.
	Donald Trump, please, please, let China keep robbing us blind.
	No!
	I will not.
	No.
	This is the line.
	in American history by far.
	Not on my watch.
	China. China.
	They said that it would be impossible to terminate and replace NAFTA.
	But again, they were wrong.
	Earlier this year, I ended the NAFTA nightmare and signed the brand new US-Mexico-Canada agreement into law.
	And for Prime Minister Trudeau, that was a real boner killer.
	And right now, auto companies and us are building their plants and factories in America,
	not firing their employees and not deserting us for other countries.
	And to be clear about that, with GM and their plant in Ohio moving it to Mexico,
	I don't believe in unfair tariffs and I don't believe in American protectionism because it can
	be a tax passed on to consumers. But GM is very different because they got an $80 billion bailout,
	the big American three, not just GM. And the American taxpayer is still
	on the hook for I think eight or $9 billion of those dollars.
	So when you take the American bailout because you want to be cozy with the government, and then you want to take your bailout money and ship the job to Mexico, that's very different than a private company saying, hey, our sconces are better made in Mexico.
	They took American taxpayer dollars, so their obligation to the American taxpayers is different.
	And that's why even a libertarian can get on board with that, if you're being honest and consistent.
	Because I don't like fish.
	I release them.
	Unless it's tilapia, it's more of a light fish.
	Sometimes swordfish.
	Similar to shark.
	Very similar to shark.
	More of a steak really.
	Where's Brendan trying to shoot you when we need him?
	There's a little...
	adding 10 new miles every single week.
	The wall will soon be complete, and it is working beyond our wildest expectations.
	For other references, see Chaz.
	First thing they did, built a wall.
	This hat's giving me a headache.
	Abraham Lincoln was a much more tolerant man than I. Actually, it's just not a fitting hat.
	It's too small.
	Mine's pinned to my head.
	I think the stylus went into my skull.
	There's no fixing the hat.
	Eagle.
	Drake.
	Drake.
	Who's hitting the eagle?
	Dammit.
	Hey, a group of people that are actually supporting armed officers.
	Fantastic.
	Who knew?
	I believe we call those Nazis.
	Oh, yes.
	They're referred to as Nazis.
	My apologies, sir.
	My apologies.
	Our law enforcement.
	They do.
	Boom.
	Every time you see a police officer in public right now, thank them.
	Every one of them.
	Love and respect.
	When I learned that the Tennessee Valley Authority laid off hundreds of American workers and forced them to train their lower paid foreign replacement, I promptly removed the chairman of the board.
	You're fired.
	You're fired.
	All the stakes.
	American workers have been rehired and are back providing power to Georgia, Alabama,
	Tennessee, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Carolina, all the states.
	Most of the SEC.
	They have their own sports fans.
	And I did even more.
	And some are here with us for the swing states.
	And you went through.
	I.
	I'm looking at you.
	Thank you.
	Pineapples for everyone.
	If you get that, there's a problem.
	Last month I took on Big Pharma.
	They put pineapples on the front porch if they're swingers.
	No.
	You didn't know that?
	No.
	You think that's easy?
	Why would you know that?
	Because somebody... And signed orders that will massively lower the cost of your prescription drugs.
	Poor Biden put out an eggplant.
	Money shows up.
	I think they said put this out.
	He's just throwing car keys into the yard.
	That's a coconut.
	Right to try.
	right to try. We also pass VA accountability and VA choice.
	Our great veterans, we're taking care of our veterans.
	91% approval rating this month, the VA, given by our veterans.
	First time anything like that's ever happened.
	That is true.
	By the end of my first term, We will have approved more than 300 federal judges, including two great new Supreme Court justices.
	That's huge.
	Huge.
	One of the biggest things he's done, I think.
	Except Gorsuch is eliminated, apparently.
	But, yeah, look, I don't want him always to agree with us.
	It's better than Ruth Bader Ginsburg, number two and three.
	Which is just Kamala Harris and Judges Week.
	Another Elena Hagan, perhaps?
	We worked hard to pass historic criminal justice reform, prison reform, opportunity zones, and long-term funding of historically black colleges and universities.
	And before the China virus came in, for African Americans, Hispanic Americans and Asian
	Americans ever recorded.
	That's right. Again, standing out.
	And I say very modestly that I have done more for the African American community than any
	president since Abraham Lincoln, our first Republican president.
	I say modestly, compared to me, George Washington Was a big, fat, wet pussy.
	I say that modestly, folks.
	A wasp!
	I love that he said it.
	I love that he said I say this modestly.
	...than Joe Biden has done in 47 years.
	But it's the next four that he thinks could be better.
	That's not an exaggeration.
	We had his son on earlier, by the way.
	When I said it earlier, he slightly exaggerated by saying 50.
	50. It's not even rounding up there.
	Yeah.
	Who works any job for 50 years?
	Let alone one that doesn't have a single private dollar.
	Four more.
	He's just letting it happen.
	This is good.
	I think you're gonna get those four more years.
	You didn't see this kind of joy at the Biden convention.
	No, people on Zoom.
	We're going to be doing the costume contest results and the extended predictions for the election after this on Mug Club at TheBlaze.com.
	$20 off Crowder RNC stream as the promo code.
	That's a deal.
	Steal of a deal.
	Iran was on the rise and the war in Afghanistan had no end in sight.
	I withdrew from the terrible one-sided Iran nuclear deal.
	And then kill the guy.
	The thing is, he's one of those you can't argue about.
	The Iran deal sucked.
	NAFTA was an agreement that everyone... I know Democrats who didn't vote for Hillary Clinton exclusively because of NAFTA.
	As a matter of fact, go and listen.
	Kathleen Madigan, one of my favorite comedians, she's an absolute dying old Democrat, talked about how her dad couldn't stand Hillary Clinton because of NAFTA.
	Any one of these achievements would be what normal presidents would be running on in their second term.
	One of them.
	One.
	And he's done all of them.
	About it as a future site, we got it built.
	Rather than spending $1 billion on a new building as planned, we took an already owned existing
	building in a better location.
	Real estate deal, right?
	And opened it at a cost of less than $500,000.
	I love that that's a reference to the private sector that everyone gets.
	And Joe Biden couldn't pick any reference to his work in the private sector in his lifetime.
	Yeah.
	Many things like that, that government is doing right now.
	We also recognized Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights.
	And this month we achieved the first Middle East peace deal in 25 years.
	Huge.
	Yeah.
	Thank you.
	Seriously, in the history books, people will be writing about this for a long time.
	Yep.
	I need a refill.
	Fain do moan!
	Fain do moan!
	100% of the ISIS caliphate and killed its founder and leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
	And by the way, just in case you needed a contrast, President Barack Obama and Joe Biden wouldn't even say ISIS.
	You may forget this, they said ISIL.
	It's like Kaiser's Thursday, you just can't say it.
	Really?
	You mean ISIS?
	No!
	They want us to call it ISIL.
	This is amazing. Yeah. He killed a terrorist that happened to be in the Iranian government.
	So long, bitch.
	Say hello to the predator drone.
	And our troops are coming home.
	Again, if libertarians don't like certain parts of his economic policy, just support his foreign policy.
	There's no one who would be more libertarian on foreign policy than President Donald Trump.
	Guys, I would drink, but you haven't brought any in.
	Beer!
	As you know, this includes three separate pay raises for our great warriors.
	Boom.
	Great.
	Guys, I would drink, but you haven't brought any in.
	Beer!
	Beer wench!
	No, careful.
	There could be a woman who actually brings it in.
	Oh, I hope not.
	Oh, it is a woman!
	Well, it's Manny.
	It's close, yeah.
	He'll take it.
	I didn't need one, but okay.
	Thank you, sir.
	You're a good man.
	A bit of a conspiracy theorist, but good man.
	We have spent the last four years reversing the damage Joe Biden inflicted over the last 47 years.
	Yeah, I saw him in that commercial.
	I thought he was going to wipe out on the skateboard and just end up with road rash.
	It was a shameful roll call of the most catastrophic betrayals and blunders in our lifetime.
	He has spent his entire career on the wrong side of history.
	Biden voted for the NAFTA disaster, the single worst trade deal ever enacted.
	He supported China's entry into the World Trade Organization, one of the greatest economic disasters of all time.
	After those calamities, the United States lost one in four manufacturing jobs.
	We laid off workers in Michigan, Ohio, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and many other states.
	Swing states.
	They didn't want to hear Biden's hollow words of empathy.
	They wanted their jobs back.
	As vice president, he supported the Trans-Pacific Partnership,
	which would have been a death sentence for the US auto industry.
	He backed the horrendous South Korea trade deal, which took many jobs from our country.
	They showed up!
	I know!
	I know!
	By the deal!
	It's a horrible deal!
	Time to make a better deal!
	Make a better deal for me!
	He opposed the mission to take out Osama Bin Laden.
	He opposed killing Soleimani.
	He oversaw the rise of ISIS and cheered the rise of China as a positive development for America and the world.
	Some positive development.
	They're hitting hard.
	By the way, they're going to fact-check this again on CNN.
	Go back to our segment on fact-checking fact-checkers.
	They said it's not that China officially wants Biden to win, they just want Donald Trump to lose.
	And they even say because of the actions President Donald Trump took against China, the actions to preserve and protect American jobs and unfair trade deals.
	CNN can't fact-check it without screwing themselves!
	They're not cutting in.
	Once in a century pandemic that China allowed to spread around the globe.
	They could have stopped it, but they allowed it to come out.
	What was it, 95% could have been stopped?
	We are grateful to be joined tonight by several of our incredible nurses and first responders.
	Please stand and accept our profound thanks and gratitude.
	Eagle that shit!
	Yeah.
	Eagle.
	Watch, all of a sudden CNN's going to do its due diligence even though they were talking
	about how Kyle Rittenhouse was a murderer.
	All of a sudden, they're going to try and find one person.
	Look, now they've gone to COVID.
	Of course, they're going to try and find one person in that crowd.
	Remember COVID.
	Such jackasses.
	Sorry.
	COVID.
	...of all of those lives that have been so tragically taken, so unnecessary.
	Such jackasses.
	Sorry.
	It's just terrible.
	And there are we will unite, in their memory we will overcome.
	And when the China virus hit, we launched the largest national mobilization since World
	War II.
	Thank you.
	Invoking the Defense Production Act, we produced the world's largest supply of ventilators.
	Not a single American who has needed a ventilator has been denied a ventilator.
	Which are not being used right now.
	You know what?
	Let's have Reg spring up as an overlay and just go to it whenever you can.
	Hold on, hold on.
	The stories when they were saying Donald Trump wasn't getting ventilators and that New York needed 40-something thousand.
	Look at the fact check.
	Look at the fact check.
	Trump downplayed COVID-19 for months at the start of the crisis.
	As opposed to Nancy Pelosi dancing in Chinatown like it was a Kurt Russell sequel.
	F you, CNN.
	Every Democrat in power downplayed it.
	Go to Chinatown.
	And what is he saying that's untrue?
	They're not contradicting him.
	No, they're trying to make him look bad.
	They're putting up these numbers to make people go, oh my god, it's terrible.
	And oh, this is a fact check.
	He was terrible.
	Because he said we're getting ahead of it, we're getting out of it.
	He didn't anticipate governors sending young patients into sick nursing homes.
	By the way, they're doing a bit of a review of that right now.
	I think it's because they realize he's so much smarter than them and Joe Biden.
	And I'm not even saying that Donald Trump is a member of Mensa, but I'm saying they just assume that he has a crystal ball and he should have known.
	Right.
	Different stance.
	And that they shouldn't have.
	We developed from scratch the largest and most advanced testing system anywhere in the world.
	True.
	America has tested more than every country in Europe put together.
	True.
	You don't hear that though.
	Where's the fact check?
	It's true.
	Think of that.
	We have conducted 40 million more tests than the next closest nation, which is Guinea.
	We developed a wide array of effective treatments.
	We ended up needing 4,000 because of the Trump administration.
	Yeah.
	I mean, they were off by 26,000.
	They needed four.
	On Sunday night, when we announced it, that will save thousands and thousands of lives.
	No, not four.
	4,000.
	Thanks to advances.
	I don't know.
	We got Todd.
	We got Marcus.
	Who was the fourth?
	Ralph.
	It has been reduced by 80% since April.
	80%.
	True.
	I love how they source Johns Hopkins, but then refuse to source them when Johns Hopkins comes out and says they won't perform the sex reassignment surgery because it's dangerous.
	Look at this.
	4% of the world's population, yet 22% of the world's COVID-19 deaths.
	That has nothing to do with what he said.
	He didn't say anything about that.
	New York, Michigan, California.
	Those are Republican strongholds, right?
	Historically, yes.
	Thanks to our Paycheck Protection Program, we have saved or supported more than 50 million American jobs.
	That's one of the reasons that we're advancing so rapidly with our economy.
	Great job.
	As a result, we have seen the smallest economic contraction of any major Western nation.
	And we are recovering at a much faster rate than anybody.
	Over the past three months, we have gained over nine million jobs, and that's a record in the history of our country.
	You cannot fact-check that.
	It was a fact-check.
	Unfortunately, from the beginning, our opponents have shown themselves capable of nothing but impartial ability to criticize.
	When I took bold action to issue a travel ban on China very early indeed, Joe Biden called it hysterical and xenophobic.
	And then I introduced a ban on Europe very early again.
	Yes.
	If we had listened to Joe, hundreds of thousands more Americans would have died.
	Instead of following the science, Joe Biden wants to inflict a painful shutdown
	on the entire country. His shutdown would inflict unthinkable and lasting harm
	on our nation's children, families, and citizens of all backgrounds.
	if scientists recommend it.
	Yes!
	Yes!
	That's the problem!
	He did call Donald Trump xenophobic when he instituted the travel ban.
	No, but this is what they're hanging him on.
	He's saying, yeah, I would re-shut down the economy now.
	That's what he said just a few days ago.
	Oh, right.
	Yeah.
	They think that's positive.
	Keep on talking, Joe Biden, and supporting those rioters.
	Let's see how it turns out for you.
	It's a bold strategy, Cotton.
	Biden shutting down the economy now is a bad place, CNN.
	Take that email.
	We shouldn't have run that fact checker because it's hurting us in the balls.
	Yes, it really is.
	We've got to do something about that guy.
	I apologize to people who heard my burp in the microphone.
	I didn't even hear it.
	I'm sitting right next to you.
	You'll smell it.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, God.
	Americans to safely return to work and school and we hope that so many of those great states
	be opened by Democrats.
	We want them to be open.
	They have to be open.
	They have to get back to work.
	This is smart.
	By the way, quick fact reinforcement, the states that are doing the worst with COVID deaths are also blue states.
	It's not even comparable as far as how decimated their economy has been, but even as far as deaths.
	So they've got nothing right.
	Under Operation Warp Speed, We have three different vaccines in the final stage of trials.
	I feel like that's from Spaceballs, I'm sorry.
	Under Operation Plaid.
	We're going to warp 9 and I'm not talking about Seattle.
	We're producing them in advance so that hundreds of billions of doses will be quickly available.
	We will have a safe and effective vaccine this year and together we will crush the virus.
	You don't need a vaccine for this, though.
	That's my only problem with this.
	At the Democrat convention, you barely heard a word about their agenda.
	It's like a flu vaccine.
	You're like, what if everyone doesn't take the vaccine?
	We need to mandate it.
	But you also want us to think that everybody has already had COVID, in which case they don't need a vaccine.
	Pick a lane.
	Joe Biden may claim he is an ally of the light, but when it comes to his agenda, Biden wants to keep us completely in the dark.
	Fact check, true.
	He doesn't have a clue.
	He has pledged a $4 trillion tax hike on almost all American families, which will totally
	collapse our rapidly improving economy and once again record stock markets that we have
	right now will also collapse.
	Any fact checks of Joe Biden's speech?
	No.
	I didn't see it.
	I watched it and I didn't see it when we were watching.
	I didn't see any fact checks of Joe Biden's speech.
	They said it was only important for this guy.
	Yeah.
	For hard-working moms and dads, I will not raise taxes.
	I will cut them, and very substantially.
	That's fantastic.
	That's money in people's pockets that need it most right now.
	I'll tell you this.
	As a business owner, I employ about 15 people.
	Two of those last hires were directly a result of Donald Trump's policy on small businesses.
	Okay?
	Because we have to bet for the next quarter, for the next half a year.
	And I go, oh, you know what?
	We're going to have a little bit more disposable income.
	And when you look at the tax credits for a lot of businesses, small, mid-sized businesses, it's about two salaries.
	Joe Biden's agenda is made in China.
	My agenda is made in the USA.
	There we go.
	Drink.
	There it is.
	That eagle must be getting tired.
	He's drinking, baby.
	Four and four in seven years tonight, Joe Biden got dick-slapped by Kamala Harris.
	No, by this guy!
	I know, I get it.
	It's just the irony of a woman.
	Don't imply!
	I didn't.
	That woman's a saint.
	I didn't.
	Of the Church of Satan.
	Kamala or Kamala?
	She's LeVay in Satanist, which is different.
	Totally different, yeah.
	She's like the lowball Satanist.
	I knew that Audio Wade would appreciate that theology.
	Anton LeVay referencing.
	I'm a lot Satanistic!
	The principle's the same!
	By the way, just because you know you said that any other candidate would run on one of these issues?
	Yeah.
	You remember what Newt Gingrich ran on?
	will be lost and energy prices will soar. These same policies led to crippling power outages
	in California just last week.
	By the way, just because you know you said that any other candidate would run on one
	of these issues. Do you remember what Newt Gingrich ran on?
	The last one. I don't know if it was a primary with at that point if it was Romney and
	Santorum or if.
	I'm not sure.
	$2 gas.
	Really?
	That was going to be his entire campaign.
	Platform of $2 gas.
	We're so used to it now, it's not an issue.
	So again, he's just skimming past that and all of the other... Newt Gingrich's campaign, you can bring that up as an overlay, Newt Gingrich's campaign was, I'm going to campaign on $2 gas.
	That's how bad it was under Obama.
	Keep in mind, in California, they were paying over $5 a gallon.
	It was such a pivotal issue, Newt Gingrich was going to censor his entire campaign on $2 gas.
	Donald Trump did it in passing.
	Like him or hate him, there's no arguing with gas prices.
	By the way, a gas price decrease from $5 to $2 for the average person is a couple of grand a year.
	It's a buck fifty.
	Well, I know, but the payroll tax credit that he gave most Americans that he was talking about was equal to that.
	Wow.
	Oh, $2.50.
	I was giving old Gingy a little more credit than he deserved.
	Hope you enjoyed that affair while your wife is in the hospital.
	Why do you have to bring up irrelevant news?
	Hugh Gingrich is a career politician as well.
	I don't despise him.
	I don't like him.
	But you're welcome to come on the show and change my mind.
	All of the goodies that they want to give, education, healthcare, everything.
	He also supports deadly sanctuary cities that protect criminal aliens.
	Literally deadly.
	He promised to end national security travel bans from jihadist nations.
	He's not exaggerating.
	No fact checks for a while.
	Who knew?
	And he pledged to increase refugee admissions by 700%.
	This is in the manifesto.
	The Biden plan would eliminate America's borders in the middle of a global pandemic.
	He does want to keep borders.
	Joe Biden does not call his multi-tiered plan a manifesto.
	That has not been proven.
	Biden also vowed to oppose school choice and clothes.
	This drinking game has got my bladder going.
	All charter schools rip out a laid ladder of opportunity for black and Hispanic children.
	You're laughing so hard you must pee.
	There's a pill for that, Wade.
	There's a pill for that, Wade!
	too bad. Movie's loaded. I hate to see it. I hate to see it.
	There's a pill for that Wade. There's a pill for that Wade. Somebody join Muglub so
	we can get Wade some flow match.
	The next person that joins, you're helping Wade. Yeah. The tremendous respect that they
	deserve. Great people. Great, great people. This is a long speech.
	Joe Biden hasn't even talked about riots yet.
	He's mentioned them in passing.
	I hope that's the grand finale like Chinese fireworks.
	Rioters, we're gonna light you up like the 4th of July.
	That'd be fun.
	But they have no problem with stopping a baby's beating heart in the ninth month of pregnancy.
	True, exactly.
	politicians refuse to protect innocent life and then they lecture us about
	morality and saving America's soul. Tonight we proudly declare that all
	children born and unborn have a God-given right to life.
	Whether you believe Donald Trump is pro-life or not, I know a lot of people didn't believe it because he was a lifelong Democrat and morally wasn't necessarily conservative.
	Again, you have to look at Joe Biden as beholden to the DNC.
	That is Ilhan Omar, the Squad, right?
	Yeah.
	Rashida Tlaib, AOC, Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren.
	Even if you don't think that he believes it, he's beholden to the people who vote for him.
	Yeah.
	And he's bold enough to go out there and declare an avidly pro-life platform.
	Yeah.
	This is where they're coming from.
	Like it or not, this is where they're coming from.
	If the left gains power, they will demolish the suburbs, confiscate your guns, and appoint justices who will wipe away your Second Amendment and other constitutional freedoms.
	People will say that this is to scare white people, guess what?
	A lot of black people live in the suburbs now.
	If Joe Biden doesn't have the strength to stand up to wild-eyed Marxists like Bernie Sanders and his fellow radicals,
	We'll stand arm in arm with you.
	Then how is he ever going to stand up for you?
	He's not.
	The most dangerous aspect of the Biden platform is the attack on public safety.
	The Biden-Bernie manifesto calls for abolishing cash bail, immediately releasing 400,000 criminals onto the streets and into your neighborhoods.
	When asked if he supports cutting police funding, Joe Biden replied, yes, absolutely.
	Check that, bitch, is it CNN?
	It will.
	It's just Brian Felter in the back of the room at the moment.
	Come on!
	I don't have enough nuisance money!
	Biden wouldn't disavow her support and reject her endorsement.
	He proudly displayed it shortly later on his website.
	Displayed it in big letters.
	HTTP colon backslash backslash.
	The radical left will defund police departments all across America.
	And by the way, you know, it's only because of an advisor that Joe Biden's website isn't on GeoCities.
	They will make every city look like Democrat run Portland, Oregon.
	No one will be safe in Biden's America.
	My administration will always stand with the men and women of law enforcement.
	Here you go.
	Yeah.
	And I wouldn't say always, but certainly in the last few publicized incidents.
	Yeah.
	Go back and rewind to the very first few minutes of this.
	Jacob Blake, George Floyd.
	Blake.
	Jacob Blake, George Floyd.
	Rayshard Brooks.
	She was part of a team of American heroes... Did Beto just have his head explode?
	...or New York's finest who I was very, very proud to get their endorsements just the other day.
	Great people.
	Great, great people.
	That was Cory Booker whose face almost like exploded when somebody spoke Spanish before him.
	If they were allowed to do their job, you'd have no crime in New York.
	Rudy Giuliani knows that better than anybody.
	Boom.
	Rudy.
	Thank you, Rudy.
	You were great in Notre Dame, you were great in New York City.
	Detective Famiglia was on duty in her vehicle when she was ambushed just after midnight and murdered by a monster who hated her purely for wearing the badge.
	Detective Famiglia was a single mom, she recently asked for the night shift so she could spend more time with her kids.
	That shows you nothing bridges the racial divide like love.
	It's not re-segregating water fountains, Harris and Biden.
	It's about finding similar common values.
	That's why we have one national American identity.
	Are with us this evening, Genesis, Peter, Delilah.
	I'll die on that hill.
	We are so grateful to have you here tonight.
	I will absolutely support a black Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Thank you very much for coming.
	Thank you.
	A David Dorn.
	Anyone who identifies with his national American identity, regardless of race or creed.
	We're not Europe.
	Europe is a racist continent that was founded on national racial identity.
	And I know this because I was raised in Quebec.
	We had something called Pure Laine, which means pure wool, where they wanted pure French-European bloodlines and instituted it with the language police.
	And the United States, just like we saw at the naturalization oath, it's about subscribing to the platform of American values.
	I don't care if you look like Ron Howard or the pirate from Captain Phillips.
	You sign on and you say, I'm here for the American flag and the American way of life.
	Guess what?
	I welcome you.
	It's not popular with the Democrats.
	It's not popular with the far-right European identitarians.
	But that's what America is about.
	That's what I'm about.
	You don't like it?
	Don't watch.
	This is my country now.
	Look at me.
	Look at me.
	Your convention belongs to me.
	And by being afraid, they are not able to do the job that they so desperately want to do for you.
	And those who suffer most are the great people Who they protect and who they want to protect at an even higher level.
	When there is police misconduct, the justice system must hold wrongdoers fully and completely accountable, and it will.
	But when we can never have a situation where things are going on as they are today, We must never allow mob rule.
	We can never allow mob rule.
	I think the syntax was offered to someone who'd gone to Proctor.
	Yeah.
	But he saved it.
	Joe Biden would just shit himself and forget who he was for a couple of seconds.
	Like somebody turned on the microwave and his metal plate and his... Click, clink.
	Huh?
	Did you hit reheat?
	We have seen in Democrat run cities all like Kenosha.
	Did you hit Minneapolis?
	Who stopped?
	Portland, Chicago, and New York and many others, Democrat run.
	There is violence and danger in the streets of many Democrat run cities throughout America.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	What are you going to do?
	Fact check!
	Truth.
	This problem could easily be fixed if they wanted to.
	Just call.
	We're ready to go in.
	We'll take care of your problem in a matter of hours.
	Just call.
	We have to wait for the call.
	It's too bad we have to, but we have to wait for the call.
	Nope.
	We must always have law and order.
	All federal crimes are being investigated, prosecuted, and punished to the fullest extent of the law.
	When the anarchists started ripping down our statues and monuments right outside, I signed an order immediately.
	Ten years in prison.
	And it was a miracle.
	It all stopped.
	No more statues.
	That is true.
	He said, that's just too long.
	As they looked at a statue, I think we'll rip it down.
	Then they said, 10 years in prison.
	I think that's too long.
	Let's go home.
	I just want to go home.
	I want to go home, man.
	Can I go home?
	I want to go home.
	That's too long.
	Go along, telescope watching.
	I think this seems too long.
	Like the migration of the North African sea turtle.
	Is that even a thing?
	No.
	like a rock in the water.
	Some naturalist out there is like, there is no North African sea turtle, Stephen.
	In the face of left-wing anarchy and mayhem in Minneapolis, Chicago and other cities,
	Joe Biden's campaign did not condemn it.
	They donated to it.
	At least 13 members of Joe Biden's campaign staff donated to a fund to bail out vandals, arsonists, anarchists, killers and rioters from jail.
	Smart.
	Yep.
	Here tonight is the grieving family of retired police captain David Dorn.
	No fact check for a while here.
	They've run away from that.
	Of the St.
	Louis Police Department, a great man and a highly respected man by all.
	In June, Captain Dorn was shot and killed as he tried to protect his store Look at her.
	God bless Ann Dorn.
	She was a real sweetheart on the show.
	Look at her.
	That's a lady who needs to hold on because she might, she's sitting down and she still might faint.
	Look at her. That's a lady who needs to hold on because she might she's sitting down and she's still my favorite
	We will never forget the heroic legacy of Captain David Dorn.
	Thank you very much Dorn yep an American hero, but for the Republicans you
	would never know his name Look at that.
	You know why she's not standing?
	It's her husband.
	She's weak-kneed.
	She can't stand.
	Thank you very much.
	She can't stand.
	This is so overwhelming for that woman.
	I will tell you that probably Stephen Williford, outside of comedy, Stephen Williford and Ann Dorn having them on the show and having them on the show first.
	Stephen Williford, of course, was the hero who shot the man who shot up a church in Sutherland Springs.
	And Ann Dorn, we were the first show where she appeared.
	And it's always hard for me to find that balance of interviewing these people and not exploiting it.
	We always make sure, only come on if you're comfortable.
	It will be a friendly audience.
	We want to get your message out at that point.
	I'm not an objective journalist.
	I support Ann Dorn and David Dorn.
	I let you know right on the outset.
	And I think we'll have a number, eventually, for people that hopefully we're raising a lot of money for that family.
	Again, allotterwithcreditorshop.com.
	Every dollar, every dime, every nickel, every penny of the shirt sold will go directly to David Dorn's family and his wife.
	Last year, over 1,000 African-Americans were murdered as a result of violent crime in just four Democrat-run cities.
	Chicago's on that list.
	The top ten most dangerous cities in the country are run by Democrats and have been for many decades.
	Thousands more African-Americans are victims and victims.
	A violent crime in these communities.
	Joe Biden and the left ignore these American victims.
	I never will.
	If the radical left takes power, they will apply their disastrous policies to every city, town, and suburb in America.
	Just imagine if the so-called peaceful demonstrators in the streets were in charge of every lever of power in the U.S.
	government.
	Just think of that.
	I don't like this drinking game.
	I think you made the rules.
	I didn't.
	I have nothing to do with the rules.
	Your name is in the hashtag.
	I said, you guys know me well enough.
	Make the rules.
	And then I came back.
	I said, you're bullshitting.
	Who is hiding the radical professors, judges, and prosecutors?
	Who is trying to abolish immigration enforcement and establish speech codes designed to muzzle
	dissent?
	In every case, the attacks on American institutions are being waged by radical left.
	Always remember, they are coming after me because I am fighting for you.
	That's what's happening.
	And it's been going on from before I even got elected.
	That is also true.
	And not on the Pompeo.
	That was him.
	Did you see when I tossed that in?
	And remember this, it wasn't mine on my campaign and they got caught.
	Let's see now what happens.
	We must reclaim our independence from the left's repressive mandates.
	Americans are exhausted, trying to keep up with the latest list of approved words and phrases and the ever more restrictive political decrees.
	Many things have a different name now, and the rules are constantly changing.
	The goal of cancel culture is to make decent Americans live in fear of being fired, expelled, shamed, humiliated, or driven from society as we know it.
	The far left wants to coerce you into saying what you know to be false and scare you out of saying what you know to be true.
	Very sad.
	Very sad.
	Also, what you talking about, Biden?
	I'm trying it.
	that's his dinner.
	But I knew that.
	That's a good flourish, yeah.
	Very sad.
	Also, what you talking about, Biden?
	I'm trying it.
	Different strokes.
	Four.
	Four more years.
	Thank you very much.
	Four more years.
	Four more years.
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	Four more years.
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	Four more years.
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	Four more years.
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	Four more years.
	Thank you very much.
	That was good.
	That was choice.
	Joe Biden was breastfed until he was nine.
	It's like that creepy character in Game of Thrones.
	I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled out like a negligee.
	Here, Joe Biden, put this on.
	You're gonna act like a bitch.
	You didn't look like a bitch.
	This November we must turn the page forever on this failed political class.
	Fact check, Joe Biden was only nurse until he was 70.
	What's the name of that building?
	They're so pissed he's doing this at the White House.
	Say my name!
	Say my name!
	Put it on a building.
	It's a people's house.
	Some people call it the White House.
	I call it the people's house.
	Say my name.
	To me, one of the most beautiful buildings anywhere in the world.
	And it's not a building, it's a home as far as I'm concerned.
	Which is where Joe Biden needs to be.
	A home.
	But not the people's home.
	I plan on upping my lease.
	Let's give red forgiveness to Joe Biden's home.
	Thank you, Tim Scott.
	of the great American story.
	Over the next four years, we will make America into the end of the saturated society.
	We will expand opportunity zones.
	Thank you, Tim Scott.
	Bring home our medical supply chains and we will end our resilience.
	for watching.
	Resilience?
	Reliance?
	Are you going to end your resilience?
	I think he meant reliance.
	That's a great representation.
	You want to keep going on down the tracks, the resilience.
	home. We want our business to come home. We will continue to reduce taxes and regulations
	at levels not seen before. We will create 10 million jobs in the next 10 months. And
	it'll be higher than that. We will hire more police, increase penalties for assaults of
	the law enforcement and search federal office. It's my right to be in it. We will make deadly
	and the record safety and the actual increase in performance in meeting EPA standards when
	you compare it to dependence on foreign oil.
	So watch, they will bring that back up, the word deregulation.
	And I've said for years, without borders we don't have a country.
	Don't have a country.
	Strike down terrorists who threaten our people and keep America out of endless and costly foreign wars.
	We will appoint prosecutors, judges, justices who believe In enforcing the law, not enforcing their own political agenda, which is illegal.
	religion, color, and creed, we will uphold your religious liberty and defend your
	Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms.
	Good.
	Yes.
	Really, at this point, the drinking game is just drink.
	I can tell you that.
	As you are able because some of you are not able and you shouldn't be drinking anymore. I'll just switch to Molson
	And if we don't win your second amendment doesn't have a chance I can tell you that
	That's good point totally protected it Who's that?
	We will protect Medicare and Social Security.
	We will always and very strongly protect patients with pre-existing conditions.
	And that is a pledge from the entire Republican Party.
	Thank you, Kevin.
	That's really just trying to shore up people who think they benefit from that.
	We will end surprise medical billing.
	No one has done anywhere near as much for prescription drug prices as Donald Trump has.
	they're coming way down. No one has done anywhere near as much for prescription
	drug prices as Donald Trump. By the way, hydroxychloroquine, wherever you line up,
	really no one stands to gain from that one.
	Yeah.
	Bayer probably makes more from aspirin.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Under Obama, your premiums went up by, on average, like four times.
	That's what mine was.
	Look at that.
	I mean, who is responsible for that?
	Look how low your gasoline bill is. You haven't seen that in a long time.
	Look at that. I mean, who is responsible for that?
	I don't want to change my mind coming up next week. I have to eat some crap. I changed my mind on Tesla's.
	But not for the reasons you think.
	Are you vocal now?
	Move it.
	He said it.
	Do more.
	Patriotic education to our schools and always protect, we will always always
	protect free speech on college campuses.
	Do more. You need to.
	They've become like socialist breeding grounds.
	But how will you protect it? You need a law.
	But how will you protect it?
	You need a law.
	If they do anything having to do with your free speech, colleges have to pay a tremendous, tremendous financial penalty.
	And again, it's amazing how open they've been lately.
	He claims, and then he backs it up with how he's gonna do it.
	That is not what Joe Biden did.
	Or how he's done it.
	Yeah, or how he's already done it.
	Mars.
	I mean, why not?
	Hey!
	You're on Mars right now, going to Mars!
	You're a shit!
	You're a shit!
	I wanted to go to Mars first.
	You're shit. You're a shit. I wanted to go to Mars first.
	You're a shit.
	So tonight I say to all Americans, this is the most important election.
	And I've never agreed with that statement before.
	Go back to me talking about the 2016 election.
	He was very breathy, though, when he said it.
	Good.
	Fact check.
	True.
	talking about the 2016 election. He was very breathy though when he said it. Our opponents believe that America is a
	depraved nation. We want our sons and daughters to know the truth. America is the greatest and most exceptional nation
	in the history of the world. Good. Patriotism. He It's acceptable to love your country.
	Careful, Wade's gonna have to pee again soon.
	He has a catheter now.
	He really has been watching TV.
	We are not a nation of timid spirits.
	We are a nation of fierce, proud, and independent American patriots.
	We're a nation of pilgrims, pioneers, adventurers, explorers, and trailblazers who refuse to be tied down, held back, Mainly because once they tie you down, they took your scouts.
	You don't let them tie you down with ropes, sometimes sinews.
	I watched a film.
	It's pretty good.
	to know that you are part of the most exciting and incredible adventure in human history.
	No matter where your family comes from, no matter your background in America, anyone
	can rise with hard work, devotion and drive.
	You can reach any goal and achieve every ambition.
	The fire rises!
	Our American ancestors sailed across the perilous ocean to build a new life on a new continent.
	They braved the freezing winters, crossed the raging rivers, scaled the rocky peaks, trekked The dangerous forests and worked from dawn till dusk.
	These pioneers didn't have money.
	They didn't have fame.
	But they had each other.
	They love their families.
	They love their country.
	And they love their God.
	When opportunity beckoned, they picked up their Bibles, packed up their belongings, Climbed into their covered wagons and set out west for the next adventure.
	Ranchers and miners.
	Cowboys and sheriffs.
	Farmers and settlers.
	They pressed on past the Mississippi to stake a claim in the wild frontier.
	Legends were born.
	Why Earp?
	Annie Oakley?
	Davy Crockett?
	And Buffalo Bill?
	Americans built their beautiful homesteads on the open range.
	Soon they had churches and communities, then towns, and with time, great centers, industry and commerce.
	That is who they were.
	Americans build their future.
	We don't tear down our past.
	We are the nation that won a revolution.
	This is something Americans don't understand, too.
	You think any party in Venezuela, any socialist, fascist dictator who's trying to take the power that day or Cuba, do you think they tear down and denigrate their history?
	We are the only country that does that.
	Everyone has flaws in their history.
	We just have fewer flaws than most countries.
	This is an American thing to bitch about how good you have it and how imperfect we are, considering that we were the catalyst for ending the world's greatest evils at almost every point in history.
	How privileged are you to be able to do that?
	You don't have to race all of it.
	It's not even an issue in other countries.
	Whenever our way of life was threatened, our heroes answered the call.
	From Yorktown to Gettysburg, from Normandy to Iwo Jima, American patriots raced into cannon blasts, bullets, and bayonets to rescue American liberty.
	And headed piloted by Tom Hanks.
	Great actor.
	there. We looked into the sky and kept pressing onward. We built a six million
	pound rocket and launched it thousands of miles into space.
	We did it so that two brave patriots could stand tall and salute our work to
	the planet and the formation of the moon.
	For America, nothing is impossible.
	Over the next four years, we will prove worthy of this magnificent legacy.
	We will reach stunning new heights, and we will show that the world for America, there is a dream, and it is not beyond your reach.
	Together, we are unstoppable.
	Together, we are unbeatable.
	Because together we are the proud citizens of the United States of America.
	Stark contract with the DNC.
	And on November 3rd, we will make America safer.
	We will make America stronger.
	We will make America prouder.
	And we will make America greater than ever before.
	I am very, very proud to be the nominee I'll give it to you really simply.
	The biggest difference between Joe Biden and President Trump, the biggest difference between the crescendo of the DNC and the RNC, the Republican convention was a love letter to the United States of America.
	The DNC was a Dear John letter.
	Yeah.
	That's the difference.
	One loves America, one accepts our history, flaws, virtues and all, and the other rejects the idea of American exceptionalism.
	If you believe that America is a flawed country but pretty damn good and you're proud of it, you vote Republican.
	If you believe that America is a broken toy that you should observe from afar and then send Joe Biden in to fix it, a 47-year career politician, you vote Democrat.
	It's a really simple contrast at this point.
	Let's hear what they're saying there at CNN.
	Look at this.
	In front of a crowd not wearing masks.
	the fireworks. America! It says Trump! It says 2020! I'm there for appropriation. Fireworks
	selling my name. In front of a crowd not wearing masks. I can't believe it. I'm out of trouble.
	Not wearing masks. Noodles spelling my name. I'm China.
	Like there are people who are sitting around going, what can we say that will damage?
	Trump defends coronavirus, task force not defending masks.
	I just said that.
	Trump focuses squarely on Biden and norm-breaking speech.
	He actually didn't.
	I would wager if you added up the numbers, it's probably 20% Biden.
	Yeah, he mentioned him.
	They'll put this up in a second.
	They already had it.
	41 times he mentioned Joe Biden and they say Biden never named Trump.
	See?
	Never named him.
	Yeah, that's because he's afraid.
	Because he doesn't want to point him out.
	Joe Biden thinks he'll appear.
	He's scared.
	He says Trump's name three times in a mirror.
	He'll show up.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Joe.
	All right, let me hear what CNN is saying really quickly.
	No American president has ever accepted the nomination of his party from the White House.
	It was thought to be inappropriate, a violation, perhaps even of the Hatch Act.
	He accepted it from the White House.
	I thought you wanted him to stay home, you silly bitch.
	Quarantine at home.
	I'll accept the nomination from home.
	What?
	You know who thinks it's not a violation of the Hatch Act?
	Every lawyer that works for the White House.
	yeah and they asked the council's office not for the white house
	well they asked the council's office and said hey can we do this
	and they're like yep you can he talked about tonight how 9 million jobs have been
	created in 3 months without mentioning of course that in the previous 2 months
	before that 22 million oh yeah
	because you mention it every single hour on the hour like you're ticker
	so someone needs to mention that we actually have had record job creation
	and we had record low unemployment including for the black community
	before the COVID pandemic hit Someone else needs to mention it because that's swimming upstream, that's going against the grain.
	You constantly talk about how America is doomed.
	You constantly talk about how we are not an exceptional nation.
	You constantly talk about the unemployment and the jobless claims that have happened in COVID.
	You never talked about the unemployment rate and labor force participation rate before COVID.
	You never talked about the record low black unemployment rate.
	You never talked about the record high approval black vote for President Trump.
	I think it was 36 percent.
	I don't know what it is, 32 or 36 percent.
	You never talked about it.
	The best we get from you and Don Lemon is you going on there and saying, well, you know what, we need to switch tacks here because the riots are hurting us in the polls.
	And then you don't tell us which polls.
	Yeah.
	Jake Tapper is petrified that for a moment you might be happy.
	Yes, yes.
	For a moment after that speech, you might love America and be excited for the future of it.
	You might actually understand that the United States is uniquely responsible for ending slavery.
	People say, well, what about in England?
	Look into the British Empire, you dolt.
	Yeah, and look how bad things are right now.
	That's their thing.
	Remember the coronavirus, guys.
	Don't forget.
	Right?
	Don't forget, by the way, that the CDC never in its history has ever recommended masking healthy people, saying that it would do anything to stop the spread of a virus.
	And yet, one of the first things they put on is, they didn't have masks on.
	They didn't wear masks!
	Why didn't they wear masks?
	I don't know, because maybe they wanted to aspirate greatness!
	That good American air.
	I think the CDC actually came out and said it's actually bad for people that are healthy to wear masks.
	It's not good!
	I think I taste exceptionalism.
	I prefer February exceptionalism.
	I don't like December exceptionalism.
	You're gonna shoot up the skull, Charlie Brown.
	Look, he kissed the kid on the head, he didn't sniff him.
	He delivered the kind of speech that his advocacy has been desperate for him to be doing when
	it comes to the strategy before him to win re-election and more importantly to do that
	by really throwing...
	the toughest punches as he possibly can rhetorically against Joe Biden.
	Think of how crazy that is. The toughest punches, the haymakers being thrown
	is basically the idea, this crazy notion that the United States is a great country.
	You know how you had Dana White speak on here not long ago, the president of the UFC?
	Do you realize that the United States, the American people, are the only people who cheer the man of the most impeccable character going into a fight?
	Do you realize that if an American fighter is a douchebag and the Brazilian walks in, Americans will cheer the Brazilian?
	That happens nowhere else in the world.
	Do you realize that when fighters go to Brazil, American fighters have to have, even if they're nice guys, they have to have armed security details and armored helicopters, and they chant, when Jose Aldo went into the cage, they chant, we will kill you?
	Do you understand that the nationalism in every country not named the United States of America is not only more rigid, less flexible, But it's also inextricably tied to a racial identity.
	Do you understand that we're the only country who behaves this way?
	Do you understand that we are the only country right there who cheers on our police officers?
	Who cheers on record low unemployment?
	Who cheers on the idea of supporting law enforcement?
	Who cheers on the idea of supporting the worker and tax breaks for families?
	And the idea of race doesn't ever enter into the equation of our minds.
	And I know you'll say that that's a blind spot, that's privilege, and that's racism.
	You are incorrect.
	What he just talked about when he talked about serving the African-American community, as opposed to pandering, the Democrats have taken an approach of affirmative action.
	Hey, let's give you what you deserve that you haven't earned to members of the black community, like booting some Asians from Harvard.
	Get the hell out of here, Yang!
	Right?
	Whereas this guy just talked about creating an economy and tax breaks that are entirely blind.
	Yeah.
	That are devoid of taking into consideration race, gender, creed and improve the lives of all Americans.
	That is unique.
	That is not something you saw for eight years under Barack Obama.
	Something you didn't see for Barack Obama's re-election.
	His general sentiment was things are still really bad but it's Bush's fault and you need me to finish the job and here's what I'm gonna do for blacks, here's what I'm gonna do for Muslims.
	Donald Trump, his message has been Look at what we've done together.
	We're better and stronger than ever, and we're a great and strong country historically, and we've done it by bringing all people up equally.
	That is unique.
	You may not like the guy, you may not like his tweets, and I agree with you on some of that, but that is something that we haven't seen from the DNC, it's not something that we've seen from a recent Democratic president, and it's not something that CNN can even possibly compute.
	So take that into consideration when you're going into their fact checks.
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	It's too much beer!
	It's too much patriotic!
	I can't handle the winning!
	Just put the losing to my veins!
	To yang my yang!
	So, it really is.
	This was a love letter to the United States of America.
	If you go back and watch the DNC, if you have the time tonight and you want to stay up late, go back and watch the DNC.
	That was a Dear John letter.
	That was, let's abandon everything that has made America, America sorry.
	Bye.
	This is a party.
	And a man who truly loved the United States of America.
	Flaws and all.
	And you know what?
	Any healthy relationship should include that.
	This is also the Hollywoodizing of any country is what they do with marriages.
	If you love me, you'll love me the way I am.
	Any man who doesn't just accept, any man who doesn't just think you're perfect doesn't deserve you.
	No.
	You know what the truth is?
	All people are flawed.
	You enter into a marriage and you love and appreciate and serve your wife despite the fact that she is imperfect.
	You still write her a love letter.
	You still give her gifts on your anniversary.
	You still treat her with love, tenderness, kindness.
	Because the Bible tells you to, but also because you understand that all people are flawed.
	That's how conservatives view the United States of America.
	We accept Lady Liberty for all of its greatness and its flaws and look to improve that for all people.
	Now the left looks at the United States of America and they look at it just like a rom-com, which is pornography for women.
	Either someone is perfect or you change them.
	You make them perfect.
	That's not how the real world works.
	No country is perfect.
	No people is perfect.
	But we've done pretty damn good here in the United States of America.
	Pick a country where anyone has it better.
	Sweden?
	Norway?
	Finland?
	No.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	Canada?
	Fuck off!
	The United States is the greatest country that has ever existed on the face of the earth.
	One party believes it.
	One party recognizes it.
	And if you don't like Donald Trump, well, you know what?
	Let's just compare them equally.
	Let's use the same standard.
	Who's pulling the strings of the Democratic Party?
	If Joe Biden keels over tomorrow, which a majority of Americans believe that he won't fill out his first term, it's Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, AOC, the Squad.
	Who is pulling the strings of the Republican Party?
	If you have to look at a sinister, right, someone's a puppet.
	First off, it's hard to puppeteer someone who has more money than you.
	It's really hard to buy someone.
	For as much as people bitch about money in politics, there is a value for not being swayed by someone slipping you a 20.
	It is the American people, because he is beholden.
	The Republican Party is beholden to the American people.
	The Midwest, people who have jobs, people who are paying less in taxes, people who are able to stay home with their families, people who are able to build wealth, small businesses.
	If you look to whom they're beholden, it's not even close.
	One's beholden to the outrage mob and the literal mob right now, rioting and burning down your cities.
	And the other one is beholden to Americans saying, Can you do something about stopping the burning of our cities?
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