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LIVE FROM CHAZ! FOR REAL!! | Louder with Crowder

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	This is the end of the video, thank you for watching!
	I want everyone out there to use the hashtag CrowderLiveFromChazz.
	That's a pound symbol, if you prefer, for boomers out there.
	I'm not a boomer.
	CrowderLiveFromChazz, and what you're about to see, we are going to actually have half of our crew live down in Chazz Chop, whatever it is now, as well as establish our own new Chazz.
	So use the promo code CHAZCHAZ if you want to join up at Mug Club.
	The $20 discount will actually be donated this time with this promo code to charities supporting police officers and their families.
	That's promo code CHAZCHAZ to give $20 to local law enforcement and charities.
	And the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	We don't know what's going to happen.
	Could be the biggest bust in Loudmouth Crowder history.
	Enjoy the show.
	Music playing.
	If you hear a sound in your neighborhood Who you gonna call?
	Oh, you got a call.
	Nobody!
	If your Chevrolet ain't been gone for good, who you gonna call?
	Who you gonna call?
	Nobody!
	Nobody!
	I ain't calling nobody I ain't calling nobody
	And you'll get a bang, right in your head We're gonna kill that dude.
	Who the f*** is the cop then?
	I ain't calling the police.
	It ain't gonna stop.
	Give it to us, Doc.
	I love the blues.
	♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
	♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
	♪♪♪ It's June, which marks Lauda and Prouda's 5th annual
	Cultural Appropriation Month, where we take you across the globe to learn about and
	appreciate all the cultures this world has to offer.
	This week, don't call it a secession, ladies and gentlemen, it's Chad!
	Don't forget, to appropriate is to appreciate.
	The last week of... By the way, Gerald A. is here.
	He doesn't know how to socially distance properly.
	There we go.
	It's supposed to be up, right?
	Yeah, you should pull it down.
	It protects us all.
	Everyone, look at his glasses.
	This is absolutely a shame.
	We don't have three fast facts about Chaz because there's not much to know.
	That's true.
	No, it's pretty simple.
	We're going to show you tonight.
	It's a young country.
	Yes.
	Audio Wade, my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richman, who apparently is the attorney of Chaz.
	I'll be explaining all the legal liabilities of the city of Seattle for this monstrosity.
	And by cities of Seattle, he means this program.
	Considering what we're about to get to, you may be noticing that Tim from HR is doing the switching today because Court of Black Garrett is actually down live in Chaz.
	And before we get to all the information, again, the promo code is CHAZ.
	$20 of every single subscription this year will go to a police law enforcement charity and to support their families.
	We also have some specific merch coming out for specific officers who fall in the line of duty, so stay tuned for that.
	And of course, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromCHAZ.
	I know you might be saying, I'm not in CHAZ.
	I had a ticket And then we cancelled.
	Because Chaz was cancelled, and then Chaz was uncancelled.
	Thank God we had three of our crew members, the youngest, lowest level of our crew members, who had already driven 1,800 miles across the country.
	And we said, well, let's just have you guys go down and see what happens.
	One of them won't be coming back.
	We haven't figured out what's going on.
	So that's a development that we'll get to.
	But first, apparently those in the LGBT, apparently those in the T community, really hate Andrea Mitchell.
	Oh, yikes.
	What the f*** are you doing?
	I love how he's so surprised.
	What the f*** are you doing?
	It's pretty clear to me.
	I mean, you're being held back.
	It's pretty clear to me what he's doing.
	It was obvious.
	He's tackling, he's sacking you.
	Yes.
	But I do appreciate how quickly a white man in a bikini managed to rise to the top of the oppression totem pole.
	That's all it takes is dressing up like Cher at the Grammys circa 2003, whatever the You Believe in Love thing, whatever that was.
	We needed representation.
	Was it the Off-Brand Segway he was standing on, which is why he's so tall?
	That's how sure you guys know about the Off-Brand.
	Yeah, we love the counterfeit.
	We steal all of our IP.
	Whenever we go to TechCon, we just have to keep the Chinese from taking pictures underneath the hood.
	It's absolutely true.
	Intellectual property?
	I don't know.
	By the way, I just ordered a cigar cutter this week for the office for Ash Wednesdays.
	I found the exact same cigar cutter that I ordered that was $30 cheaper.
	It just has a different name.
	They're all from the same place in China.
	What the hell kind of cigar cutters do you use?
	They just sell like 50 different versions and they list these fake reviews with grammatical errors.
	Is this like one of the big ones?
	It's a real pandemic.
	We've thrown around a pandemic so much it's lost all meaning.
	But going back to Andrew Mitchell and the T, I think a lot of people don't appreciate what that security actually did there.
	So let's walk through this so you can see.
	So first off, we have the T right here.
	There you go.
	We have the T. Look, I believe the T probably stiff-armed before the shot began, but certainly did a pivot, peeked out.
	Yeah.
	The armed security or plainclothes officer.
	We don't know, but thank you for your service, sir.
	And then let's move to the moment of when the T actually approaches Andrea Mitchell.
	Here we go.
	Okay.
	And then we can stop.
	Yep.
	Now you can see the T is trying to make contact with the person next to Andrea Mitchell.
	Sure.
	But unsurprisingly to the T, the contact is made with him, her, Z from the security detail right across the decorative veil.
	From behind.
	Hadn't even noticed.
	Yes, but what's really impressive is what happens next, because you think, well he's sacking the T. Is he gonna do a 180, 360?
	No, no.
	He actually pulls a full 720 rotational sack on the T, causing the purse to go flying and the veil to be displaced.
	Wow.
	And you know, it really is because momentum is, you know, the centrifugal force.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Centrifugal?
	Right.
	And because, yeah.
	I immediately, I mean it's Canadian, it's whatever.
	Centrifugal!
	He's very, very tight.
	Faut chier, Gerald!
	Oh, thank you.
	Votre fard foudre!
	I'm pretty sure you just insulted me.
	Pis votre mère est une pute!
	My wife is right there, be nice.
	Thank you to my French Canadians.
	I didn't say anything about your wife, it was your mother.
	Thanks.
	Um, but really that's amazing, because he could, if he went for the full 1080, 1080
	all my N64 friends, you remember what I'm talking about?
	Tony Hawk.
	That would have been too much.
	But you can do the 720 and avoid the, you know, especially if you're looking for a perfect concrete spike, 720 is the right way to go.
	Yeah, and because the T was going clockwise, any pieces that break off will also be spinning clockwise.
	Like the planets.
	Except not all of them.
	Yeah, that's true, some will go backwards.
	They always steal the shows, the tees.
	This is about Black Lives Matter!
	And we are, by the way, hashtag is Crowder Live from Chaz.
	We are going to check in really quickly, soon.
	But first, Mel Gibson, we've been talking about this week.
	Mel Gibson denied the claims from Winona Ryder.
	She claimed that he called her an oven dodger, which is the worst thing that's ever occurred in my life.
	Horrendous.
	Yeah.
	Absolutely horrendous.
	Just like a horrible thing to say from a horrible person.
	Are you laughing, Wade?
	Are you laughing because he said it at a party?
	It's so bad!
	Don't defend him!
	Dang it!
	He said it at a party.
	You're not one of those oven dodgers, are you?
	Put her there.
	That's how you introduce yourself?
	Mel Gibson.
	To someone you know is a Jew?
	Yeah.
	Promo code is crowdourlife from Chaz and we have a quarter black Garrett and Brendan down there but so here's the thing with Mel Gibson is you need to see both sides of the story and there have been more and more voicemails coming out Thank you for calling T-Mobile.
	This is Brian.
	How can I help you?
	that you need to see a more balanced approach.
	And we have it here first.
	Here's the latest, and it might be disturbing, in Mel Gibson recorded.
	And sometimes I should note, sometimes it's not Mel Gibson doing the recording
	because all calls, you should know this, all calls are recorded for quality assurance purposes.
	Wish Mel Gibson would have known that.
	You do have to know.
	Thank you for calling T-Mobile.
	This is Brian, how can I help you?
	Okay, now listen up.
	This is the last time you telecom commie fucking screw me like this, you understand?
	Bye.
	No!
	Listen to me!
	I don't get any bars of 5G at any point despite the fact that I'm paying for a premium plan and hotspot that includes 5G!
	I never get it!
	Well, sir, I'm looking at your account now.
	It doesn't look like you actually have the 5G.
	It looks like you only have 4G LTE in your plan.
	Would you like to upgrade that maybe?
	That's bullshit!
	That's bullshit and you know it!
	I wouldn't have bought this phone if not for the commercial that says 5G!
	That that is what I would have!
	Faster, more reliable service!
	And I don't have any bars!
	I just have LTE, like, I don't know what the f*** that means!
	Well, sir, I'm sorry that you feel that way, but, uh, otherwise, are you satisfied with your T-Mobile service?
	Very much so.
	I switched from Verizon, and their customer service was non-existent!
	I had a Samsung with them, and I hated it!
	I didn't want it!
	I didn't love it!
	I love it!
	And this program at T-Mobile you have for people over 50 is a discount.
	Our community is far overlooked, and I truly do recognize your appreciation.
	And you'll have my business for years to come.
	Thank you.
	Well, thank you so much for calling T-Mobile.
	What?!
	So, he was looking for a fight.
	Just looking for a bar fight.
	And if there are more vowels in the name of his opponent, so much the better.
	Uh, so, this is, of course, because it is live, hashtag CrowderLive from Chaz, and we are going to be taking your tweets later, requests that you have regarding what you would like to see from people on the ground in Chaz, because I want to check now, live, with Quarter Black Garrett.
	Do we have him?
	He is there, live, in Chaz.
	Quarter Black, can you hear me, sir?
	Hello, Steven and crew, back in your safe, safe studio.
	We are here at CHOP.
	No, it's Chaz.
	We're here live.
	I know they want you to call it Chop, but I want you, especially as you speak publicly, to still call it Chaz.
	Well, I mean, I was saying Chaz when I first got here, but you know, I think a lot of the things, they're convincing me.
	Really?
	I feel pretty convinced.
	I think it's Chop.
	I think it's Chop.
	Now, do you know if you're going to have anybody there who will be willing to provide an interview later?
	Quarterback Gary?
	We did have a guy, but he totally walked away.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, we'll have to hunt them down, but that's okay.
	But actually I got a couple things to look at.
	We're in front of the Seattle Precinct here, the 12th Precinct we want to look at right there.
	Yeah.
	This space is now property of the Can't-See-The-Rest because it's covered in feces and taints.
	Can we... and taints?
	Did you say taints?
	Well, I mean there's a good amount of those too.
	Did people saw them off and leave them?
	How are their taints?
	It's lewd.
	Yeah, we also have the BLMobile.
	Now, do you think that's the BLM mobile?
	Was that the BLM mobile, or was it a mobile that was simply vandalized by BLM?
	The jury's out on that.
	Now, you've been there all day.
	You got in yesterday.
	Continue, quarterback.
	What are we seeing?
	We've been here since last night.
	We took part in a march through the streets.
	We blocked off a highway.
	I think it was pretty productive.
	At first, you know, I was kind of questioning I don't know where these guys are coming from, but you know, the more I talk to more of these people, I'm really feeling a kindred spirit, you know?
	What the hell do you mean, these people?
	He's being converted!
	I mean in general.
	Grab that guy!
	Grab that guy there!
	See if he'll give you an interview.
	Grab that guy, Corda Blackett.
	Tell him you're doing a podcast for the Reminiscing on Chaz.
	Sir?
	Say, hey, that's what you do, walk away from a black man.
	Alright, just walk away from a black man, that's fine.
	You know, I thought there was like a brotherly love kind of thing.
	No, he does not consider you amongst his... Yeah, the other guy said he could feel our energy, and like, we were like... You know, I'm feeling really good about it.
	Like, I feel like, you know, it's like one love, summer of love, you know what I'm saying?
	Right, yeah, I hate that I sent you out there.
	You see all this?
	I'm like really high, too.
	I mean, it's kind of like a contact high.
	People, they're everywhere.
	Now, hold on.
	We were told that it was closed down, right?
	And this was a big deal.
	So, I don't know.
	Do we have the overlay of a plane ticket?
	We had booked plane tickets.
	Just so people out there know.
	Hold on, Gary.
	It was gonna be like...
	like 15 at least thousand dollars just to get the whole team out there we're
	gonna broadcast live from Chaz and then they said it was canceled so we canceled it but
	you guys you guys how long of a drive was it for you for the black
	it was like 20 2100 miles? yeah yeah 2100 miles
	three days um long long nights 32 hours
	32 hours.
	Yeah.
	They hear Bryce.
	By the way, if anything goes down, don't be surprised if you just see Bryce's ass on the horizon.
	He's not running away.
	You just see me in the horizon!
	Um, can you ask some of those people there, some white people, can you ask some of them for an interview?
	I just saw a white lady.
	Yeah, walk by.
	Could I ask you, we're doing a live podcast on our Twitter, so would you guys be willing to take a couple questions about Chop?
	Tell him, I guess your partner wears the pants there, huh?
	My partner is over there in the white pants.
	Tell him I guess your partner wears the pants there, huh?
	I guess your partner wears the pants in the situation here?
	Right now my partner is somebody who I feel more comfortable with.
	Alright, that's right.
	Give me some of that.
	He didn't deny it, so you know, you don't want to be a bully.
	Yeah, you know, I don't want to push it.
	Again, the promo code is, uh, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	CrowderLiveFromChaz, uh, even though I'm, I'm more so the anchor here.
	Is there, uh, is there passport control there?
	Yeah, what is that, Corda Blackheart?
	Uh, it doesn't appear to be.
	It appears to be just, uh, random vagabonds.
	Lookin' over here.
	Yeah, let's go down here.
	We're gonna come down here.
	Yeah, well, thank you for letting me... This is, uh...
	I just realized I probably should have had a mic.
	This is the main hub.
	I think over here they have their new demands.
	I want to fill you in on these.
	Oh yeah, so this is after they closed down, but it was really more of a rebranding for people who don't know.
	We're only going to talk about Raz and their demands.
	No, they took them down.
	They took them down?
	Oh gosh.
	I mean, we just did a pre-test and they were up there like 35 minutes ago.
	Yeah, they were right there.
	Let me see.
	George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Dante Parker.
	Capitol Hill, Chop, here, yeah.
	It seems to kind of be a little more... Stop talking, Bryce.
	Yeah, Bryce, shut the hell up!
	I appreciate it.
	Bryce, do you want to be on camera?
	Because you're going to be the one to have to ask white people to kneel.
	Have any white people kneeled for you yet, Quarterback?
	Not yet.
	I've asked a few and they just kind of give me a weird, strange look and they keep looking.
	I'll tell you what, I want to check back in with you, Quarterback Garrett, but right now we actually have to go to a word from our sponsor.
	I'm going to check back with you after we check in with Even Brendan and his founding of New Chess.
	But first, we actually need to let everyone know that we have a sponsor for this show that we're really happy about.
	And just a quick 30-second word from the sponsor for hashtag CryToLifeFromChess.
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	Yes, and that actually is.
	That URL actually is Raz Simone, the de facto leader of Chazz.
	It is his Airbnb.
	And we know because we rented out the Airbnb.
	Again, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChazz.
	And we're actually going to go now to the de facto president, I suppose, of New Chazz from Raz Simone's apartment.
	Even Brendan, how are you, sir?
	Hey!
	Welcome to New Chaz!
	Okay!
	Yes, I'm fine in New Chaz.
	We got refreshments.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	And to be 100% clear, because I talked with half-Asian Bill Richmond, this is not AstroTurf, but we were legally in the clear of making sure that we did rent out Raz Simone's Airbnb.
	Okay.
	Buddy, I swear to you.
	I swear to you.
	Oh, you were talking to this happening.
	Oh, yeah.
	The other one on the show, really?
	No, I thought you asked someone else.
	People trust you more.
	That is Raz Simone's apartment.
	Oh, it is.
	It is 100% Raz Simone's apartment right now.
	By the way, Raz, your central area, it should be going like this, but it goes...
	Duck, duck, duck.
	It's like a heart arrhythmia.
	So we need you to fix that.
	And all the reviews on Airbnb, very positive.
	Glowing.
	Not after this one.
	Glowing.
	Not at all.
	If anyone's wondering, I did actually stash lots of bail money nearby.
	What was that, even Brendan?
	Well, he's got Chaz, and I mean, why wouldn't his Airbnbs be as good as Chaz?
	Yeah, no, we appreciate it.
	And you, to be clear, you've been handing out flyers all day.
	We're gonna go to a montage for a house party at New Chaz, right?
	You invited as many members as humanly possible to New Chaz.
	Yes.
	Party's gonna be so hard.
	Oh wait, hold on a second. I guess we're gonna go to this now.
	Oh yeah? Is that tonight? Yeah, yeah, tonight. Good party?
	Good night.
	Are you recording?
	What time? What time does it start?
	6?
	Okay.
	So, what...
	We don't know all the details.
	Are you recording?
	Uh, no, I mean, no, it's off.
	It's just for the rest.
	Okay, what's happening?
	We're having a party.
	I'm gonna leave this with you.
	We're having a party.
	Follow the Instagram, you'll find it.
	and you'll find it's the accordion.
	Yeah.
	It is not, just for the audience to be clear, again, the promo code is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	It is not lost on me that what we are doing tonight is an incredibly shitty thing to do.
	Sure.
	But, but it's fun.
	We're actually being respectful.
	You are.
	In overtaking property that is not ours.
	We're appropriating his apartment.
	Yeah, by the way, even Brendan, can we get a full screen so we can see the decor there of New Chaz?
	Let's do it, yeah.
	New Chaz, there you go.
	Some cardboard.
	And what does that sign say behind that person?
	It says, I still can't breathe.
	I still can't breathe!
	New Chaz, I still can't breathe.
	Unique.
	I think that's black mold, then.
	Yeah, that looks like black mold that's tough to get rid of.
	So, even Brendan, how many people did you invite, and you just have two people who showed up?
	Oh, probably like 30 people.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	And you're expecting they're gonna funnel in any time now?
	Oh yeah, for sure.
	I mean, we sent it out everywhere, we put flyers on people that were like, Sleeping and stuff so they wake up.
	And you got snacks!
	Right, and you got some snacks.
	Well yeah, we got snacks.
	I mean, everybody likes free food.
	And what's the goal... That's one bag.
	One bag is all I have.
	What's the goal in establishing the colony of New Chaz?
	Even Brendan, what do you hope to accomplish?
	Well, since it seems like there's a lot of tension in Current Chaz, or Old Chaz, as we're calling it now.
	Yeah, let's call it Old Chaz, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, I think we just gotta move on, and we gotta start taking over the place where the 1% lives, which is iRise Apartments, like studio apartments in Seattle.
	Like Raz Simone, the de facto leader of Chaz's Airbnb.
	Right, right.
	Brendan, can I ask you a question?
	Yeah.
	How fluffy are the towels?
	That's a good question.
	Very good.
	I guess that's the issue.
	He's drinking on the job.
	Was that a Trader Joe's Simpler Times lager?
	No, it was just LaCroix.
	It was just LaCroix.
	Hey, can you do us a favor, Brendan?
	Even Brendan, can you go to the window just so people, because people I think right now are doubting, again hashtag CrowderLiveFromChaz, they're doubting that you are actually in Raz Simone's apartment right now creating new chats.
	There's real homeless people outside.
	There's real homeless people inside, too.
	Listen, even Brendan, we're gonna check back in with you, but I do want to be clear.
	How long was the road trip for you guys?
	The road trip was pretty long.
	Definitely worth it, though.
	Because now we're here and we're active.
	We have a quick package of the road trip.
	Alright, I'll check back in with you. We have a quick package of the road trip.
	Let's go.
	Yeah, let's do it.
	Yeah.
	🎶 Music 🎶 Again, the promo code is CHAZ.
	You get $20 goes to a local law enforcement charity.
	I don't know exactly what it is specifically.
	Something charitable.
	It's law enforcement and their families.
	And their families.
	Thank you, Bill.
	Thank you very much.
	By the way, it's also the anniversary of the Vox Apocalypse.
	Oh my goodness.
	Unless we never forget.
	Really?
	Right.
	Wow.
	So we do appreciate you guys joining up.
	And we might have some updates on what's been going on with us on YouTube, correct?
	Yeah, we're going to have some fun stuff on that.
	Should we kneel for that?
	Fun stuff meaning there's a reason this seems very haphazard.
	Our focus has been elsewhere, but these are going to be fun.
	Hashtag Crowder Live from Chaz.
	You guys were all going to go to Chaz, too, until we canceled the flights.
	Yeah, right up until, you know, not.
	Yeah, well, you didn't want to.
	No, I just pushed it back.
	Now I'm going to go on a vacation.
	It's going to be amazing.
	Are you going to rent the same thing?
	Chaz's whatever?
	Razz's Airbnb.
	Razz Simone.
	We're going to have a full dive in, by the way, later into who Razz Simone is and the truth about Chaz.
	But first, before we go to a 7 Plus 1, do we have Quarter Black Garrett still there?
	We do still have Quarter Black Garrett.
	Quarter Black Garrett, are you there, sir?
	Can you update us?
	Hold on, hold on, I've got to wait.
	Okay.
	That brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1!
	You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
	So a lot of people wonder, you know, because there's Chaz, there's Chop, Hobopiss.
	So a lot of people wonder what names lost out to Chaz and Chop.
	That's good to know.
	And there have actually been some suggestions.
	You know, it's disorganized.
	We don't want to look at Chaz as a monolith.
	Again, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	And of course, you can send it to Raz Simone.
	I know he's on Twitter.
	Thank you so much for the lovely accommodations, buddy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Hey, Raz!
	You have a new friend over here, apparently.
	In 32 hours, he's going to be here.
	He's going to be really mad once he wakes up.
	There are several factions in Shazam warring with each other.
	Raz doesn't lead them all.
	There's not one man bun to rule them all.
	There are many a man bun to rule different platoons, if you will.
	It's not a really great Colloquialism.
	It's not a great idiom, but it's true.
	There are many a manbun in Chaz to control multiple platoons.
	You're doing what you can.
	I'm doing what I can with what I got.
	But there have been quite a few names suggested for Chaz.
	So these are actually 7 plus 1 rejected names for Chaz.
	These of course come from the Chaz Council.
	Number 7, rejected name for Chaz, the non-contributor zone.
	Yeah, as opposed to the autonomous zone there.
	It's very descriptive.
	Gerald, how about you read number six?
	Number six in rejected names for Chaz.
	Summer of Thugs.
	Oh, I see.
	It seems like someone there, they wanted to go with love.
	No.
	And someone got it wrong.
	It's close.
	Someone was like, summer of love.
	And someone was like, how about you said thugs?
	And they said, no, we said love.
	I'm out.
	Somebody already wrote it.
	Call me when you say, call me when y'all have free cars.
	OK.
	Number five, of course we talked about Mel Gibson in the show.
	Number five, rejected name for Chaz.
	Chazwitz, which seems to make sense why it was rejected.
	I don't even understand that one.
	I do.
	Mel Gibson actually phoned that one in.
	I don't like it.
	What?
	Reductive name for Chaz.
	Number four.
	Half Asian built.
	How about you give us number four?
	Farmlessville.
	Farmlessville.
	Oh, it's a cardboard.
	We have a recreation here.
	The black and indigenous only.
	And you're okay because of the land bridge theory.
	Well, right, because Asians came across, we were indigenous.
	I also subscribe to the idea that Pangea means we're all indigenous, which is why I held myself to everything in the garden.
	Taking a dump in the garden does not count.
	Really, you're just a greedy prick.
	It's surprising because many of the indigenous, the Native Americans, I'm saying in terms I shouldn't, didn't have a concept of personal property.
	That's what happened with Manhattan being purchased from the Canarsies for, I think, 62 guilders.
	Half-Asian Bill is from a different tribe where they just take everything.
	Right, right.
	Call me Mao.
	Jerks.
	Rejected names for Chaz.
	Number three, Woodstock but worse.
	And that's including Woodstock 99.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	And that really, I don't know how much, because we can't get all the info, they get up very late.
	Yeah.
	In Chaz.
	I don't know if that was just sort of the writing like on a movie poster.
	Oh yeah.
	Or if that was all an acronym.
	That's tough.
	The point is, Chaz, it's worse than Woodstock, and that includes the one that had Alanis Morissette.
	That's a feat.
	Just in case there are still people watching, remember Woodstock 99?
	Remember that one?
	Shut up.
	That was your favorite one in pitch.
	You told me that this list would be incomplete without Woodstock.
	I wrote that one, yeah.
	I love it.
	I'd be signed off on it like Ben Affleck did with Good Will Hunting.
	That's true.
	When did our audio guy become the little girl Madeline in the French children books?
	My god, it's terrible.
	I was thinking Guile, but from the film with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
	That's better.
	I like that better.
	Shea Guevara meets Madeline meets Guile meets a prick.
	That's me.
	Well, you know, went in Chaz.
	Wow, you got two.
	Top seven plus one rejected names for Chaz.
	I don't know.
	Number two, George Floyd who?
	That's the title.
	Yeah, they don't know.
	Which I think was more someone just said it.
	Yes.
	At the meeting.
	They were curious.
	Like, George Floyd who?
	And people said, that's not a good title.
	They said, what?
	Yeah, block partying.
	Is that a suggestion?
	I thought we were just, I thought we were stealing vans.
	And burning stuff?
	Number one, top seven plus one rejected titles for Chaz.
	Number one, Homeless and Garden.
	Yeah, so that's one that was Homeless and Garden, which is really more of a bi-monthly publication.
	And of course, the plus one rejected title for Chaz, although really it wasn't rejected, Clothes.
	That's this week's seven plus one.
	Boom.
	You forgot to burn in the chamber!
	All right.
	You know, I wonder, do you feel like they felt like the mayor was giving up on them?
	Because I really feel like, you know, she went down there, she donated apparently her taint to the wall according to Quarter Black Garrett, gave it to them.
	You know, we might be able to answer that question because Quarter Black has another person.
	Oh really?
	Quarter Black, are you there, sir?
	Hello, studio crew and audience, what's going on?
	Oh, I found somebody actually, they stuck around to answer my questions.
	This is Nate.
	He's a resident around here.
	Okay, we need you to turn the camera a little more because, Bryce, keep in mind... There we go, we're good, we're good.
	Alright, Nate.
	Ask Nate how long he's been around Chaz.
	So how long have you been around in Chaz?
	Do you stay in Chaz?
	No, I have an apartment like three blocks away.
	Okay.
	So I just come down every day a couple times.
	Sometimes I have to come through it.
	So he's just an out-of-work ally.
	So you're an ally?
	You're an out-of-work ally for the whole, you know, movement?
	No, this is nonsense.
	Wait.
	Ask him to... Hold on a second.
	Tell him he can't say... It's Special Needs Fest.
	Yeah, it's a Special Needs Fest.
	You can't say that.
	What does he mean?
	What do you mean by that?
	About what?
	LARP Fest.
	Specifically.
	Well, it's just... It's too funny to get mad at.
	But it's also turned kind of tragic.
	He looks pretty mad.
	I don't know.
	I guess if I'm furious, it's at the mayor.
	Can you ask him a question for me?
	Ask him, how hard was it to portray an alcoholic senator in House of Cards?
	Stephen's sending me a question here.
	He said, how hard was it to portray an out-of-work senator?
	Alcoholic senator.
	It's an alcoholic.
	In House of Cards.
	I don't give a shit.
	Well no, I think he's actually, I think this man is actually very helpful.
	Ask him if he'll kneel for his white privilege.
	Let him know that you're black.
	Show him the picture.
	Don't bend the knee.
	know this.
	Show them the picture.
	You're actually 1 eighth more black, so maybe you want to bend the knee.
	Or just like a partial knee bend.
	Don't bend the knee.
	Bend the knee and you're fired.
	He's telling me I can't bend the knee.
	Are you going to do anything to me?
	No, I forgot my bike lock.
	OK, he didn't have a bike lock.
	I think we're good.
	Do you have the picture of your father?
	Show him the picture and tell him to kneel.
	Look, you got to kneel because this is proof.
	Look, I got my dad here.
	Yeah, that's a black man.
	OK, that's for real.
	So tell him to kneel.
	You got to kneel.
	I mean, I think I'm intersectionally superior in the sense that I'm So what you're saying is math is real racist.
	It's, it's uh, fractional intersectionality.
	Tell him he's talking down to a black man and it's offensive.
	I mean, you are talking down to a black man and it's kind of offensive.
	And you would rather be talking down to him on his knees.
	I'd rather be talking down to you on your knees.
	Well, I'm afraid that's not gonna happen.
	Okay, thank you, Corner Black Gear. We'll check back in with you a little bit later.
	But I appreciate it.
	I love how the only person who's around is like, Man, fuck this.
	I have to go through it?
	Ugh.
	Such a drag.
	But he comes out, he says he comes out twice a day, right?
	So he's like checking it out.
	Maybe he's very hopeful, right?
	He's like, oh, I'm gonna come down and... No, he's not hopeful, Bill.
	He's motivated by hate.
	He's watching a train wreck, okay?
	Of course he's gonna come down for entertainment value alone.
	He did have popcorn, you know.
	Yes, he did have popcorn.
	So, by the way, before we do this, let's, um, let's check out New Chaz, right?
	Even Brendan.
	Even Brendan, do you have anyone new there at Raz Simone's Airbnb New Chaz?
	Okay, we'll check back in later.
	Okay, even Brendan, is there anyone new there at New Chaz?
	No.
	Okay.
	But I feel like it's more of about the statement than the people making the statement.
	It's like bigger than themselves.
	We're here to multiculturally, well eventually multiculturally show our Appreciation for other cultures.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Struggles.
	Yeah.
	This is absolutely terrible, but we are going to, he is going to call Raz Simone later to invite him to his own house.
	That'd be great.
	For the house party.
	Come to your house.
	Oh yeah, why not?
	Yeah.
	Hope you're watching.
	Hi, Raz!
	Hashtag Crowder Live from Chaz.
	Thanks, Brendan.
	Yeah, thank you very much, Brendan.
	Really quickly, actually, we should let people—they did go—well, I guess we should move on first to the meat segment about Chaz.
	Oh, yeah.
	And then we do have a game later, Robot or Raz.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	And Tokunawa, do we have any tweets that we want to get to at all?
	We don't have to yet, because I know people are just going nuts whether they think this is real or fake.
	By the way, that shot of Audio Wade looks like where the Foot Clan hung out in the original Ninja Turtles film, or the Howie Mandel Little Monsters.
	I like it.
	I hope it stays.
	It won't.
	It absolutely will not.
	We have some pretty serious warnings for the guys.
	Don't die.
	Oh, thank you, Dave.
	Yeah, thanks, Dave.
	Thank you.
	Obvious news, Dave.
	Also, some words of encouragement for even Brendan.
	Well, at least you had more people show up for your party than show up for a Joe Biden rally.
	Oh, thank you very much, Polly Tix, and I like the way you spelled it non-traditionally.
	Oh, it's very nice.
	Yeah.
	I hate that.
	By the way, hit the notification bell if you are subscribed on the YouTube because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.
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	This is going to be our last big live stream, by the way.
	It is.
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	Eastern.
	We're going to be doing a lot of live streams going into election season, but this is our last live stream for the month of July.
	We will have four or five episodes next week, but we won't be live because, well, you'll understand.
	Much like Chez, we'll be disintegrating a little bit.
	Yes, there are a lot of warring factions here.
	You never know.
	Primarily that half our crew decided to leave at noon.
	They're getting used to their Chaz-ness, jet lag-ness.
	They drove.
	They did, they drove.
	They don't get jet lag driving!
	It's not a thing!
	You get tired.
	It's exhausting.
	Time is a flat circle.
	I love how this is the thing Gerald is most mad about.
	I am!
	He's like, I just want to let you know.
	He hasn't had anything to say all day.
	Yeah, I know.
	This is the moment where he speaks up.
	Traditional land travel.
	Have you ever considered whale?
	Once I figured out my thing here, I'm fine.
	I'm better now.
	I wouldn't hold my breath because I think it's gonna take a while to figure that one out.
	That's true.
	We'll just be flipping to him later and he'll be playing with it like a cat.
	Am I doing it right?
	That'd be cool.
	No!
	And now you have SARS.
	Oh.
	Hey, can I tell you?
	Again?
	About SARS?
	Yeah.
	It must be.
	I must have the SARS because I lost two games in a row of ping pong to Gerald.
	Oh, what?
	What?
	Literally, my grandmother came back from the grave and slapped me in the face.
	A white boy beat an Asian in ping-pong.
	How did this happen?
	I don't like ping-pong because I feel like ping-pong is one of those games where there's such a discrepancy.
	The chasm in talent.
	Like either you're both playing to volley or just like you play with one person you're just like, dick and SWACK!
	And you're like, well that game's done.
	Well, he's really good though.
	Is he?
	He's really good.
	No, no.
	It gets in my head.
	It's terrible.
	How does it get in your head?
	I tell him he's really good!
	I complimented him and he goes, oh I think you're in my head now.
	Is that all they have to do?
	Is that all they have to do for my lawyer?
	YouTube's gonna get everything!
	They're gonna get it all.
	You're totally screwed.
	Bill, you got a nice tie today.
	No corporate censorship!
	Shit!
	I know I should have gone with the person Mel Gibson chastised at the party.
	Make good lawyers, that's all I'm saying.
	Is that a generalization?
	You know what it is.
	We're going to check back in, of course, with Corridor Black Gear.
	Let me know if any time you want to check in.
	But let's go, for people who don't know, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	The promo code is Chaz.
	Enter it at lotofcrowder.com slash MugClub.
	But there's a lot that's gone wrong with Chaz.
	So much.
	And the media has totally misportrayed it at every turn to the point.
	And the reason we wanted to do this, well, we were expecting Chaz to still be there.
	We thought it was important that as Chas dies in a whimpering silence, we want you to remember this story because the media wants you to forget.
	And that's a big mistake that I think Donald Trump made, by the way, in relation to Chas.
	I think he should have sent in the military immediately after the first death.
	Really?
	Because people say, well, let it self-destruct.
	Any strategy right now that is predicated on Americans having a long enough memory and that it won't be tainted by the news cycle If it's predicated on Americans remembering Chaz and the media being accountable to what happened with Chaz, I think it's a bad strategy.
	Well, I think the funniest thing is how it's ending right now, is that it's just collapsing under its own weight.
	But most people don't know right now, that's the problem.
	I know.
	We know because we're political junkies, but most Americans will just say, what happened with Chaz?
	And so people would remember what happened with Chaz after someone gets shot in the park and Donald Trump rains down unholy hellfire on these thugs.
	And Cretans!
	I think so.
	I talked to somebody today who had not even heard of it, and I started telling the story, and they were like, no, you're serious.
	Like, somebody actually took over, like, a city?
	Like, part of a city?
	Like, a block?
	And I'm like, no, like, six blocks!
	But I bet you if you were to ask them about the Seattle Summer of Love, they would remember it, because the media, that's how the media portrayed it.
	And so then, when it goes away, you know, they just, they don't talk about it.
	You know, Jussie Smollett, if not for new media, you guys, it would have gone away.
	The news thing, the only reason, they didn't want to talk about it in the media.
	Right?
	It's trendy because you guys are upset about it.
	By the way, a good rule of thumb, just a little, you know, word to the wise, in 2020, if the story involves a noose—fake.
	If it involves a noose, it's a fake hate crime.
	Fake story.
	Yeah, the noose, obviously, with Bubba Wallace.
	The banana thing.
	What he should have said was nothing.
	He should have just been like, I'm sorry.
	He might have been like, to me, it's a damn noose.
	Oh, but it's not!
	It doesn't matter!
	No matter what you say, it's not a noose!
	And then you see the video now in 2017 with multiple NASCAR garages in a row with the exact same pull-down.
	So either they love nooses and use them for everything.
	Right.
	Well, that was fake, obviously.
	Jussie Smollett was fake, obviously.
	What I love about Jussie Smollett is the cop cam, the body cam.
	I'm so glad they had the body cam footage running.
	And they come in like an hour after the report has been filed and they're like, you know, you can take it off because he's still walking around with a noose.
	Like it's Mardi Gras beads?
	Exactly.
	He's like, I just wanted to make sure that you saw it.
	I'm like, sure, fine, okay, we get it.
	Amazing.
	It's a ripcord from an old Zodiac boat that you've... Yeah.
	Did you write a check for that too?
	Yeah.
	And then there was the nooses in Oakland.
	This is one most people here probably don't even remember.
	What?
	They were TRX bands from a black personal trainer.
	Yeah, they weren't even TRX bands, it was just a guy who couldn't afford real TRX bands, and so he just made some slipknots!
	And people were doing like, people were in there, you know, they were doing like, whatever they're called, they're like... Kickbacks or whatever, yeah.
	Man, this hate crime is really, I'm feeling the burn, I get it.
	Getting the glutes.
	So that goes away.
	So the general rule is there's a new, it's a fake hate crime.
	It's a fake story.
	Not always, but you know, it pays to make generalizations.
	Let's go to Chaz, and we're going to check back in with our people.
	Here's a couple of claims from Chaz that are false, and I want to know what you guys think about Chaz, and if you think it's going to go away completely, and what you think the ripple effect is.
	Let me know.
	I'd love to see you in the comments.
	And also, let us know some questions you would like to have Quarterback Garrett ask residents of Chaz.
	First claim they made is that the zone is autonomous, right?
	That's what Chaz was.
	All of a sudden.
	But then it changed to CHOP, because I think they realized there could be legal ramifications if they said it's autonomous.
	It's an occupational protest!
	I mean, it was setting themselves up for failure in the first place, but my understanding is... As opposed to this!
	Well, a whole different level of failure.
	And what's interesting is that, you know, even from the very beginning, the idea that it was overtaken, you know, like let's say that it maybe started out as a George Floyd protest, but then within like the first night it was taken over by, you know, folks who were like, yeah, let's join Canada!
	You know, I mean, it was just completely, completely different and overtaken from anything related to the core issues that are going on.
	And would have doubled the population of Canada.
	Also, their gun ownership rate.
	So that's why Canada wouldn't take them.
	Cherdeau was like, where's your makeup on your face?
	And no guns, guys.
	I need to see you in blackface.
	He was a horrible choice for L'Oreal spokesperson.
	Was it Matt?
	It's very shallow, Tim Pool.
	So they said it was autonomous.
	Here's the truth.
	Chaz only ever existed.
	This is one of the funniest.
	There are communes that exist.
	Go out and buy yourself some cheap land.
	It happens all the time.
	That's how you can start a commune.
	I think Tim Pool is doing it now.
	And I've considered it.
	Could be kind of fun.
	I've considered it.
	I honestly have.
	And then I'm like, ah, reality.
	So the problem is doing it on someone else's shit.
	That's the problem.
	It's not a commune.
	And Chaz only ever existed because it was propped up by the goodwill and works from a capitalist, a free enterprise economy.
	You have people who were actual contributors.
	They were donating food, goods, services, and other valuable commodities.
	Here.
	Clearly, I work here now.
	And there is a sign here that shows what supplies they want.
	This, what you see here, was within 24 hours.
	Name tags was on there.
	This is called the No Cop Co-op.
	Literally, I started because I forgot my sign up there after running for my life.
	And I came back the next day because I wanted to get it and I saw this... Wait, why was she running for her life?
	That seems like a better story.
	Yeah!
	Let's hear it out.
	I asked on Twitter for a tent.
	Ten minutes later someone's like, I have one.
	We got cases upon cases of milk yesterday.
	The local businesses are bringing pints of ice cream.
	Oh, the milk.
	I'm guessing that didn't come from your jazz farm.
	What is it, Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
	Of course.
	Did she just say she was accepting the fruits of the corporate tree?
	I'm glad that she made those glasses herself.
	And the clothing.
	Non-petroleum products.
	Recycled shell of actual turtle.
	Non-petroleum acrylics.
	This place is such a terrible place.
	I don't know why we didn't just drop a biochemical bomb.
	Joking!
	Oh no, there's already one, it's all over the street.
	They're doing it to themselves, Steven.
	That's the thing, right now, if you just sent this to ISIS, they'd be like, oh my god, the Moab!
	Let me go to Quarter Black Garrett, if we have him really quickly, because speaking of corporate, they actually did, so Quarter Black Garrett, are you there, sir?
	Yeah, we're in the recreational center here at the shop slash Chaz.
	I guess I have to say Chaz, but you know, I don't believe in it.
	I think they're having like a sit-in here.
	That's very nice.
	Passing around notes.
	Can you go talk to them?
	I heard that actually it took them like 30 minutes to pass around notes and get it all written down, you know.
	They're trying to make like a constitution or something, I think.
	Whoa.
	Can you go ask them?
	Do you think you can approach them and ask them?
	Yeah, let me go ask.
	I love how he's walking with purpose in his felt shirt in the middle of summer.
	Find the Thomas Jefferson of Chaz.
	Yeah, let's see what he has to say.
	Ask them what they're doing, passing the notes.
	I thought we sent them up there with JNCOs.
	I'm very curious.
	I'm watching as you are.
	Promo code CrowderLab from Chaz.
	Hey, so what's going on?
	What is it?
	It's like a sit-in?
	Did he just say it's disgusting?
	Is that what he just said?
	A discussion.
	No, it's a discussion.
	Oh, it's a discussion.
	What kind of discussion?
	What are they discussing?
	What are they discussing?
	Are they trying to make a constitution or...
	I'm going to go talk to them and ask them where they are in this game.
	We can't hear what he's saying, Quarterback.
	Can you repeat it for us?
	It's whatever you feel It seems that they're kind of taking turns each telling
	each other how they feel and Yeah questions and what they want to deal with and I guess
	that's how they pass around Can you can you try to form something here? Can you ask
	them how they feel about the three shootings?
	Not quite sure They might be asking a question right now.
	Okay.
	Repeat us the question.
	And when you hear it.
	Who has the conch?
	Does he know?
	It seems to be this female right here with the orange shirt.
	Okay.
	They're raising hands now.
	Okay.
	Raising hands.
	In worship?
	I'm not quite sure.
	Is this what early Jane Goodall was like?
	Tell her to please stop getting in your space.
	Can you ask them what's going on?
	Um, is that a please stop?
	Tell her to please stop getting in your space.
	Alright, could you actually speak to me like, social distance?
	A little too close to the, you know, social distance and whatnot.
	I appreciate it.
	So, can you ask them what's going on?
	What is this?
	Um, it's just about me.
	Please don't be filming, don't be posting it right now.
	We, I guess, might not feel comfortable speaking about things that are super important to our community.
	If it's being recorded.
	Tell her that you feel as though she's being aggressive with you a black
	Tell her you'll turn it off if she kneels to you as a black man and show her the picture of your dad
	Oh, really?
	Oh, wait, are those Stephen Crowder?
	They've been made!
	Whoa!
	Whoa, sweetheart!
	so they don't really know oh wait are they they've been made we got a guy
	saying we have a safe space whoa whoa sweetheart say hey who made you Queen B
	Raz can't touch my property really and they just stand there for the answers and like...
	That's definitely not even what was happening.
	We talked to that guy over there.
	He walked up to us and asked us a question.
	How are we?
	What have we done?
	We've just asked questions.
	How about you step back six feet, please?
	I hear you.
	Tell them we will leave.
	We will leave this area.
	I'm not in a safe space, am I right now?
	Am I?
	He's right here.
	What are you talking about?
	Why don't you step back so you can be sure?
	We're not being able to talk to someone else.
	That's a separate thing. I think it's more like these folks are asking for the respect.
	I think...
	Okay, tell them that you're fine leaving, but just...
	Can I just say, can you please show me that your camera is not filming anymore right now?
	It's not recording, look.
	It's just got a camera.
	Is that his ass?
	I think it's his ass.
	Look, that's him in the other studio.
	Alright, Korda Blackbear, you can just leave that general area and we'll check back in with you.
	Tell her that this is another example of them eliminating black people from white spaces.
	Wow, what a bitch!
	So, uh, we'll check back in with you, Quarter Black Garrett, in a little bit, uh, because, speaking of... I forgot where we were.
	That was riveting, uh, television streaming.
	You should be careful.
	Good thing he's Quarter Black, so he has quarter wheels.
	Well, I don't know that they'll believe him.
	We never did.
	They said something about him being with Steven.
	Well, we'll check back in with him.
	I think he got busted.
	He got made.
	We'll make sure that he goes to a safe area where there's lots of light.
	Get to a safe place.
	Yeah, uh, shut up, uh, Gerald.
	Stop trying to direct this thing and ruin the show.
	You said it!
	You said you'd make sure... I said get out of there.
	Don't keep reiterating it.
	It's like, you know, he's not... What are you trying to... RUN!
	Oh, listen.
	Oh, there you go.
	There you go.
	Trying to make the black man jump for you.
	Tell him where to go.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Isn't that right, Mr. Six-Foot-Four-Aryan?
	Disgusting.
	Did he do this with you?
	Did he do the same thing with you?
	You get in and he makes you make toy train sets and shit?
	He does.
	He does.
	And you know what?
	I make them really well.
	They're actually like 1 16th scale.
	You're getting better, but I would not say they're good.
	You know what I really like?
	Is a nice ship in a bottle.
	A nice boat in a bottle.
	I think you have to have the Scottish for that.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I want to learn how to do it.
	So, like we were talking about, they've been backed up, of course, by their corporate overlords there at Chazz.
	And a lot of irony is lost on them, because this support, you'd think they'd at least try and cover it up, and so our young men down there, Corda Black Garrett and even Brendan, did actually help them in checking their corporate privilege and correcting it this morning.
	Join the march.
	Hey, kids.
	Hey!
	Ho!
	Change one for me, change one for the day.
	Change one for me, change one for the day.
	Change one for the day.
	So like, what we're doing is we're covering up the capitalist f***ing logos and ideology and all that stuff so...
	Any free advertising.
	So like on the Gatorades and the water bottles, we're just marking off their f***ing logos.
	I don't know how much of that I said.
	Dirty capitalist right there.
	F* that s*.
	I'm a vandal!
	Done for Breeze.
	Fk that sh.
	shit done for breeze.
	This is the thing about getting rid of the capitalist logo and sound like food and stuff.
	Yeah, we've been going around our shop, we're just getting rid of their commanding honor.
	Look at the size of this.
	Have you been like, sitting down in space?
	Yeah.
	Like, six more minutes.
	It's like you never had it.
	It's like peppered.
	Got him cool.
	Oh!
	Sriracha can't catch a break!
	That's the name of your sriracha!
	They want him in the town, then they want to kick him out of the town because it smells like garlic, and then the logo... And the thing is that these Chazz people, they're just so easy to trick.
	They're so stupid.
	It's one of those things where people are like, no, it's not a slippery slope, it's cancelled culture, and then you're like, we're cancelling everything.
	They're like, no, this is literally a slippery slope because it's covered in bum piss.
	Even Red Bull fell under the marker.
	They're animals!
	Can you imagine living your life where you actually allow someone to guilt you into sharpieing a Red Bull, which by the way won't last because they don't understand the concept of condensation?
	Yeah, and the Red Bull's pretty recognizable.
	You're fine.
	Man, what is that small cylinder?
	I don't know.
	It's got all the same colors as Red Bull.
	Gives you wings?
	I don't know.
	Do you think they still think that it rains because angels are crying?
	I love how he goes into somebody else's business and is like, nah, you gotta change that.
	Can't have the logos.
	And they're like, OK.
	I haven't heard that yet, but probably.
	Probably.
	I was raised without a spine.
	I'm really, my mom always used to say, oh, he's an invertebrate.
	That's a mean mom.
	That's a very mean mom.
	Bill, is that your mom?
	A child needs hearing and nurturing.
	I am not half jellyfish.
	I couldn't agree more.
	No, he's all jellyfish!
	Bet you didn't think you'd see the Muppet guys on the Hashtag Crowder Live from Chaz.
	Can we check back, do you know, is Quarterback Garrett still on the move?
	Oh, we're getting a call from him now, so yeah.
	We lost him for a second.
	We lost him for a second.
	Alright, if he's calling in, because we have to get through this meat segment, but God knows where this is going.
	I hope he's safe.
	Yeah!
	Looks like... Alright, Garrett, we have your audio, but there we go.
	Alright, they're back in the car.
	And by the way, this is not a... Okay, okay.
	Okay, so can you tell us what happened?
	It seems like they weren't exactly peaceful.
	Okay, so a string bean white liberal walked up and said that you were a Uh, a wiener and that you were hiding in your safe space in LA.
	So it shows how much he knows.
	Um, so, but also he walked up and then like three other land wells, possibly like, I couldn't really tell out of my peripheral.
	I was trying to keep straight.
	Uh, but like three to five land wells, they were all kind of one big mass behind me.
	I couldn't quite tell.
	And, uh, they told us that, uh, we needed to turn the cameras off.
	And then leave. So we did.
	Do they mean leave the soccer field or leave all of chess?
	You know, there was a lot of heads turning.
	And, you know, some unsavory...
	Okay, look.
	There were some darker fellows looking at me.
	Okay, that's it.
	Well, listen, come on.
	You're not giving up ground to anybody in that department.
	I don't hold it up against them.
	You know, it's their lane.
	No, that'd be to hold it up against yourself.
	You don't want to do that.
	It's wrong to have any hatred toward yourself, quarterback Garrett.
	Yeah, I know because I am one of them.
	I know the aggression.
	Garrett, which one were you more afraid of?
	The guy in the polo or the girl in the jean shorts?
	I couldn't tell.
	You were shaking so much.
	I nearly threw a punch at that guy that walked up with the mask.
	All the other people told me to step back because I told him to step back, so.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I tell you what, listen.
	I know you guys are driving.
	By the way, you do realize that Johnny Boy put a push bumper on the company vehicle?
	Oh yeah, we know.
	It's there for use.
	And to be clear, it's not to run anybody over.
	It's in case you actually reach a barricade or something, which has happened.
	They've actually put up concrete barricades.
	A barricade of... No, a barricade of barricades.
	A barricade of... Here's what I would like you to do, Quarter Black Garrett, if you can.
	See if you can, you know, obviously make sure the vehicle is safe.
	Because I don't get that deposit back.
	But if you can get the vehicle away, and then try and broadcast, like our original plan, remember we're going to set up the whole studio outside of Chaz, and just see if you can do some broadcasting from the front of the barricade, that might be something you guys could do.
	And then hopefully the angry lesbians and jorts won't scare you off.
	I don't think they have the card.
	It's okay whenever there's one of them, but whenever there's like 50 of them, it's a whole different story.
	There's a lot of Jords.
	Hey Garrett, I know you're trying to cover it up right now, but I can tell in the reflection of your glasses that you
	just pulled into the Taco Bell.
	Wow.
	Hey, Bill!
	Can you focus?
	Hang up the call. Hang up the call.
	Alright, let's check back inside.
	See if you can go in front of the barricades to broadcast a quarter.
	Black Garrett, we'll check back in with you, but make sure you get the car away so you guys have a good getaway.
	We'll check back in with you in a little bit, so don't entirely leave town.
	All right, we'll check back in with you, but actually, right now, Well, actually, this is the perfect time before we check in with New Chaz.
	Again, the promo code is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	You see this live as we speak.
	The myth that we've been told about Chaz, and you just see this, and it's important because people might look at this and go, whoa, it was peaceful.
	They just came up and told you you suck.
	Okay, but what about the fact that in America, right, you can film yourself?
	Or for example, when people say, hold on, you're fine, it's peaceful, unless you wear a MAGA hat.
	But in America, you can wear a MAGA hat and people don't have the right to punch you in the face.
	Right?
	There are no ramifications there.
	There's no recourse in chess.
	So it's kind of peaceful during the day before the lights go out, if you agree with them entirely.
	Otherwise, they invoke their own non-existent laws to harass people.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	And that was a mob of people that, I mean, not quite a mob yet, but four or five people coming up.
	Gerald's never seen a fucking mob.
	I really haven't, yeah.
	But I could have been very easily.
	I saw a flash mob.
	Yeah.
	Where he was doing the Devil Went Down to Georgia Phantom Violin.
	Oh, wow.
	I thought that was Riverdance.
	I thought that was Circle of Trust, Steve.
	That sounds delightful.
	And he did it on the New York subway.
	Oh my gosh.
	And people were just like, get out.
	Not again.
	No, but like there's five or six people that come up to him.
	Bernie Bernard Getz showed up and was just like, you sure you want to keep doing your little flash mob thing?
	Gerald, Gerald.
	You're nothing!
	Joe, when the pizza shows up at Youth Group, that's not a mob.
	It's just dinner.
	Then what is it?
	No, go ahead, Joe.
	It's a lost childhood.
	I'm mad he beat me at ping pong.
	Go ahead, Joe.
	Fairly safe, but I did see the large lady on the ground look back, saw him, turned to her friend, started talking about it.
	And that is power!
	She was able to get a black man forcibly removed, and she never even got off her fat, disgusting rear.
	She didn't.
	She just directed it.
	But seriously, when five or six people come up to you and start saying, you have to leave, you have to leave, you don't know what's about to happen.
	Especially in a place like Chaz, crime is rampant.
	People are getting beat up for nothing.
	We're going to get to that in a second.
	They have more violent crime there than El Salvador.
	If you were to judge it as a nation, which of course we don't.
	Hey, Donald Trump, if you're watching, send in the military!
	In the Chazz National Guard!
	Wipe them out, just get rid of them!
	What if they have a national anthem yet?
	Like penicillin on a sandwich, you just go snip snip here, snip snip there, couple of man buns.
	Alright, so this is another myth of course that you've heard, that Chazz has been peaceful and this is important.
	Let's just actually hear it from Chris Cuomo and the mayor.
	I want to just get a clear sense of this though, Mayor.
	Why do you believe the President chose to talk about domination in the face of what's happening, not just in your city, but in many instances when it comes to what the remedy is for the unrest in the country right now.
	What do you think this is about for him?
	I think it shows a complete lack of understanding of why people are in the streets.
	They're in the street fighting a system of domination and he doesn't understand that.
	And his response is always one that's bellicose and militaristic, but he doesn't honor the military in that way either.
	As you've seen from the line of generals that have disputed him.
	So I think he says dominate because he is totally does not understand what is happening in America and he is desperately trying to start the old fights in the old divisions that put him in power in the first place.
	How long do you think Seattle in those few blocks looks like this?
	I don't know, we could have the summer of love.
	I don't like the fact that she's downing on the military response, because hers was a military response, but the French military.
	I don't like the fact that she's in a position of leadership, and she's a woman.
	You are really playing this Raz character very well.
	It's like I put the douchey gear on, and I understand it.
	It's like the ooze.
	I want to make all of you kneel, and I want to be abusive.
	Is that why you keep forwarding me Airbnbs right now?
	Yeah, I do.
	By the way, thank you so much to Raz Simone, the de facto leader of Chazz, for the accommodation.
	It's fantastic, yeah.
	Lovely.
	Fix that ice maker, though, you son of a bitch.
	It's giving us too much!
	Too much ice!
	Who needs it?
	That's the thing about Raz.
	He gives and he gives.
	He keeps giving.
	Please, it's enough with the giving, Raz.
	Listen, you give so much of yourself, save some for you.
	You've done enough, Raz.
	The fluffiest towels.
	This ring.
	We never got an answer.
	Four more violent crimes.
	This jacket.
	Five more shootings.
	I could have done so much more!
	Raz, you did enough.
	So here's the follow-up tweet from the mayor, by the way, more recently.
	This Capitol Hill autonomous zone is not a lawless wasteland.
	It is a peaceful expression of our... No, that's the original tweet.
	Do we have the follow-up tweet now?
	Where she's saying that she needs to go in and get rid of the lawlessness.
	You've heard this from the mayor now.
	Let's bring that up.
	That's a very specific thing.
	She's like, I did not say it was a lawless wasteland of... Yeah, that's exactly what I said.
	When people often say this, by the way, someone has X has blood on their hands.
	Donald Trump has blood on his hands because he's following the outline to Barack Obama Muslim travel moratorium, right?
	This lady, this mayor, M, as she's known for short, Is as close to a politician having actual blood on their hands as I can imagine in modern times.
	She said, Razz is great!
	Razz is a street fair!
	It's the summer of love!
	Go to Razz everybody!
	Take your family to Razz!
	It's fun for all!
	At Raz!
	It's like Candyland!
	At Raz!
	Then, four shootings, or sorry, three shootings, including one homicide later, we have to put an end to it.
	Do we have her tweet there where she was demanding?
	We're gonna pull it up for her.
	I just want to make sure people know that I'm not, I think you know who the mayor obviously is now.
	Decided to close down Chaz, but we didn't have that.
	It's not like the people of Chaz were doing really well before this.
	It's not like the businesses weren't closed down and people hadn't lost their jobs.
	It's like, really?
	You're going to add insult to injury by allowing this to become a foreign country, essentially?
	No, but people are dead because of her.
	Exactly.
	It's not someone on top of that you disagree with.
	You've told people to go into a zone that everyone else was saying, it's not safe.
	It's not safe.
	Stop this.
	She goes, it's totally safe.
	Come on down to Chaz.
	And then people are like, oh shit, I got shot.
	She's like, oh.
	Leave Chaz now!
	It's a different tune, you know.
	I like this guy.
	Oh shit, I got shot!
	That's the normal response.
	This wasn't his first shooting.
	Oh, okay.
	Was he high?
	I don't know, but one person is dead, three people are shot.
	So, let's compare this when people say it's summer of love and it's peaceful.
	What does matter is context.
	Something to compare it to.
	So in the United States, there are 4.46 gun homicides per 100,000 people per year.
	This comes from the CDC.
	4.46 gun homicides per 100,000 people per year.
	In CHAZ, they've already had multiple shootings, a firearm, putting their rate at 500.
	Oh, so that's more.
	Wow.
	So that's more. Yeah, so that's I can't do the math but exponentially more. Wow. And if you just take into account
	their actual Violent crime rate or firearm crime rate. Yeah, it's higher
	than and I understand she has is a developing nation We'll give it time. I mean, yes when I say developing
	nation, it's very generous because it assumes hope They are going quietly
	But they have worse violent gun crime than other third world countries.
	They do.
	Are they a fourth world country?
	Do we have that?
	I have no idea what they are at this point.
	We should have a new category.
	I made it up.
	Yeah, we should have a new category.
	It's like the bargain.
	What do you have next to the bargain bin?
	It's just the trash.
	It's like free.
	I thought you were going to say Ross for Less.
	No, that would be Macy's.
	So it's at least Chaz's firearm rate.
	It's at least a hundred times higher than the rest of the United States.
	And here's that tweet from the mayor.
	In the past two nights, three different people have been shot at the chop.
	It sounds like a steakhouse.
	At the chop house!
	I'd go to the chop!
	Take your tummy to the chop house!
	Alright, let's go.
	Two are injured and one has tragically died.
	Any incidents of gun violence in our city... Well, that's what pissed her off.
	That was a tip.
	Gun violence are deeply concerning to me, Chief Carmen Best, our residents, businesses, and the greater community.
	By the way, that chief hates you.
	Yeah, as most cops do in Seattle.
	And what tips it off is gun crime.
	By the way, what do you think happened to the more silent crime?
	Like beatings, rapes, theft, stabbings.
	None of those are recorded because the cops can't get in there.
	So the only crime we know about is the one that you can hear because there's a sonic boom.
	It's just loud, yeah.
	Like two rams going at it.
	Yeah, we talked about that.
	That was them butting heads, not some other thing.
	I'm not privy to all animals.
	Do you have any idea how much time it takes to stay up on politics and put together a show this shitty?
	You also cannot be Snoop Dogg on animals, right?
	Yeah, but he's really good at it.
	A hundred times higher gun ownership.
	I kind of like that part.
	Yeah?
	I'm OK with that part.
	I think it's death from a firearm is a hundred times higher.
	I'm not sure.
	But speaking of which, you know what else is actually happening?
	Because Raz Simone is actually, he's a big fan of firearms.
	Oh, is he?
	And we're going to get to Raz Simone, the de facto leader here, who provided us wonderful accommodations at Raz Simone's Airbnb.
	Thank you so much, Raz.
	You're invited to the house party at your house, by the way.
	Of course, we would never be so rude as to not include you from the goings on at your property.
	You would double the attendance.
	Sign the guestbook, too.
	He was picking up sushi from his favorite spot, New York Jazz, and then he was loading it in his Tesla.
	And then he was gonna stop up, pick up some mixtape, USBs, or... Yes, along with his AR-15, which reminds me, even Brendan have the rubber doorstop.
	Just have it ready.
	Precautionary measure.
	So Raz himself, by the way, speaking of firearms, he was caught illegally, mind you.
	When people say a crime, so these are just ones that we've caught.
	Illegally handing guns out to people, and including people who cannot, in the state of Washington, have guns.
	Here he is, on camera, handing out an AR-15 from his Tesla to a man who says he's 18.
	18.
	Are you over there?
	Is there anyone seeing anyone who uses a gun?
	He got that fast food from the co-op.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The no-cut.
	No-cut.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Now look how he grabs this firearm here.
	He's like, what?
	A real?
	Oh, you mean like, I thought it was like a cap one.
	Oh my gosh.
	Oh, hell nah.
	Hey, hey, keep that down.
	What razz worry?
	By the way, let's bring up the overlay just in case you were wondering, is that a crime in Washington?
	Yes it is!
	It's a crime.
	You have to be 21.
	I'm not sure if that's, depending on the state, if it's a felony or misdemeanor, depends on how many times you do it.
	Certainly not legal.
	Probably most of the time it's a felony.
	It's not a great thing.
	Now, would that be, like, in a court of law, video of Raz handing a firearm to a minor, would that count as evidence?
	That would be evidence.
	That's not even a cool rap boast.
	It's like, I gave guns to a kid.
	I gave guns to a kid, then he shot himself, and that's the end of the story.
	I don't have anywhere to go from here.
	Listen, it's sad.
	It's a sad tale to tell on my b-sides, but this is part of my plea.
	He should have screened his audience a little bit better.
	What ever happened with that kid?
	Well, he's probably dead.
	I'm not saying that's a good thing.
	No, it's a dark turn.
	That guy, he had no idea how to handle a gun.
	By the way, when I took those girls, just for contrast, when I took those girls from the Change My Mind to the Gun Range, when we did that video for the first time, I didn't, if they at all were, I was like, no, you can't touch the gun.
	We took a fake firearm right away.
	Then we took a firearm that was unloaded with a magazine.
	Like, make sure that, because the important thing is you get a good purchase on that firearm.
	Right?
	You got to make sure that you know that you're holding it and control something.
	Like it's a rag that you find in, like a needle you found in chess.
	That's not how you hold a firearm.
	That's how people die.
	Looks clean.
	By the way, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	Let's check in really quickly with Even Brendan.
	Even Brendan, tell us what's going on in new Chaz!
	Yeah, so no one's showed up yet, but we have developments.
	We have a list of demands.
	Oh, can I see what they are?
	OK.
	All right.
	Read these out for us.
	So first, equality.
	OK, that's good.
	Broad.
	Justice.
	Okay, good.
	Sir.
	Weed.
	That would be, yeah, that should be on the list.
	Court.
	Fair wage.
	Okay.
	I buy weed.
	Fifth.
	Okay.
	Reparations.
	Sick.
	Pot.
	Okay.
	Seven.
	Fund police.
	Wait, hold on a second.
	Did you just say defund police or fun police?
	Ooh, that would be great.
	Yeah.
	I'd love a good fun police.
	Hey, you know what?
	Even Brendan, scratch out defund police and change it to fun police.
	Yeah.
	Because I think that would be a good compromise.
	If like some fun police showed up.
	Yeah.
	Well, and not like policing fun.
	No, no.
	If they showed up like fun police.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Hey!
	There we go.
	Hey!
	I don't care.
	I let my kids drink better in my house.
	Party police.
	There we go.
	Better than drinking under my roof.
	Right?
	Better you drink under the law's roof!
	But police!
	I don't think the black community will be happy.
	They're very upset about that.
	I'm sorry.
	I really don't appreciate your condensation.
	Condescension.
	You didn't get that right the third or fourth time.
	What other demands do you have there even, Brendan?
	We have end capitalism.
	Okay.
	Oh yeah.
	And, uh, ganja, we don't know how to spell it.
	By the way, Quarter Black Garrett might be heading your way, because I don't know if you know he was chased off by an angry mob of lesbians and jorts.
	Yeah.
	So, we'll check back in with you.
	Can we check back in?
	Do we have anything from Quarter Black Garrett?
	We have him.
	Oh, Quarter Black Garrett, where is Quarter Black Garrett?
	Is he still in the car at the Taco Bell?
	They're walking.
	Oh, they're walking.
	So, Quarter Black Garrett, where are you now?
	Looks like Bel Air.
	Trying to reposition.
	Hey, change your... They're on our tail, man.
	Whoa.
	Are they actually on your tail?
	What is this, Top Gun?
	I mean, I don't physically have a tail, Steven.
	Right.
	I just hit a rifle.
	Oops.
	And I was criticizing Raz.
	I have no leg to stand on.
	Are you back in?
	Yeah, we're back in, we're back in.
	Okay, we're back in the Chazz.
	So, alright, well listen, I want you to get settled, and we're gonna check back in with you in a little bit.
	Just stay safe, get settled, and avoid the jorts.
	The jorts is like, it's like shirts and skins, and jorts are always skins.
	Yeah.
	What?
	It's not good.
	I'm honestly speechless at the moment.
	Fuck, there's somebody yelling.
	Okay, all right, let's let him go for a little bit, let him get to safety.
	Yeah, you guys go ahead.
	And by the way, let's get to Raz.
	A little more info, again, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	You guys just let me know that he's alive.
	Oh, yeah, well, he's there.
	Raz is, by the way, living the American capitalist dream, to be clear, people who are following this guy.
	He's worth between one to five million dollars, and I know this is publicly available, and like, for some reason, I am on Black Celebrity Net Worth.
	Oh, are you?
	And it has me listed at, like, five million dollars net worth, and it says that I have oceanfront property in Dallas.
	Well... Yeah, this is an actual thing that you can find right now.
	It says... Wow.
	That's interesting.
	Yeah, it's written by someone from Bangladesh.
	It's like, make much money from YouTube video and have waterfront property in Dallas.
	And there's an old Instagram picture from my grandmother-in-law's lake house from like eight years ago.
	Wow.
	So the point is, I cannot entirely confirm this, but I can confirm that the City of Seattle awarded Raz Simone $83,000, a grant to help build his studios, which apparently became somewhat successful.
	And that's where he got all of his luxury cars, a plethora of high-end luxury rental properties, he has local businesses, was it Black Umbrella, Inc.
	is one, the Aurora Smoke Shop.
	Commodity Properties, LLC, and of course he's a superhost there at Airbnb.
	That takes effort.
	Effort.
	Commonly referred to as New Chaz.
	Only because it's been taken over.
	I like his support of capitalism.
	Yes, I do too.
	I appreciate it.
	Did he just start hating the man?
	Because the man's been pretty good to him, it seems.
	Who?
	Raz?
	Yeah.
	Well, Raz is the man.
	Well, now he is.
	Yeah, Raz is the man.
	No, no, no.
	He's always been the man.
	Yeah, he's always been the man.
	He's always been the man.
	He's gamed the system.
	He got an $83,000 grant.
	How does that happen?
	To build a studio.
	I'm going to apply for one.
	I mean, if you ever just wanted, if you were just in a strong desire to give money away that you were almost guaranteed you'd never see again.
	The people of Seattle have to be happy.
	The $83,000 for That's So Raz Studio.
	I liked it.
	I'd be like, I would take my money and just let it fly away.
	Yeah, it's like you build a police precinct and then let the mob take it over.
	Right, exactly.
	Well, at least they're being consistent.
	But if it was ever yours to begin with, you should let it go and it's covered in penises.
	So it's just covered in penises.
	Doesn't work with this saying.
	It's gonna take a lot of paint.
	So Raz, as said, Raz Simone, again the host of New Chaz, we appreciate him being so generous.
	He's gone on record saying that all he wants is peace.
	Let's see the clip.
	Being on the ground, it's been A bunch of peaceful humans who are upset about all the injustices that they've been seeing and specifically towards black people right now.
	Is Raz under that pile of laundry?
	I think so.
	It's like when we have warm clothes and Betty is in it.
	You're like, Betty, you really love laundry!
	Are you comparing him to a dog?
	No, I'm not comparing him to a dog.
	Stop with all the them and they.
	By the way, do you think he's so polite?
	Do you think he had to say humans because people offended somebody?
	Probably so.
	Mammals.
	Peaceful.
	Mammals who walk on two feet and have a conscience.
	The sentient being.
	Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Because all beings are sentient.
	I mean, like, have the ability to, like, I am a human, therefore I is.
	That is so deep.
	And I would like another grant.
	More money, please.
	Here he is, so he's talking about peaceful humans.
	Well, here he is actually, his latest video features graffiti that says, a good cop is a dead cop.
	So, seems like he's, it's not a literal.
	When he said peaceful, he didn't mean literally.
	Well, he doesn't consider cops to be humans, I think is the thing.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So, yeah.
	That's, I don't know, he listened to the White Album one too many times.
	So wait, what?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Why did we send Brendan to New Chaz then?
	It was Brendan's call.
	He really was.
	He thought it was the safer option.
	Whoops!
	Sorry!
	No, you know, listen.
	Raz, Raz is a sensible man.
	He doesn't want to lose the Airbnb rating.
	Which brings us to our next... Yeah, that's the beauty of the free market, the accountability.
	Raz, Raz, Raz, if you touch one hair on even Brendan's head, I will one-star you, so help me God.
	I really hope he's okay.
	Find the ultimatum.
	I will downvote all of your rap videos.
	All of which, by the way, we get it.
	You like doing the shot in a moving car.
	All of his rap videos have him in a car with his jacket on.
	Like, I'm driving.
	We get it.
	Because you know, it feels like it separates him from crappy... No, no, no.
	That's a crappy YouTube video.
	I want mine to be quality.
	What do you mean?
	Like, I want a lot of shots of me on the car.
	And the car?
	Gotta be moving.
	Gotta be moving, driving at night time.
	We got a jib and we got a cam on a track.
	Just kidding, it's a guy with an iPhone.
	It auto-stabilizes now.
	It ain't even hard.
	He just puts that shit in portrait mode.
	Y'all don't know the difference.
	MTV!
	I don't know where this is going.
	I'm just hoping the court of Blackart is safe.
	We'll see.
	Speaking of which as a sensible man, here's a video of Raz physically attacking someone while live streaming someone
	was live streaming from Chaz Oh
	That stream did not end up at the Taco Bell drive-thru.
	No.
	Very peaceful, though.
	Very, very peaceful.
	Speaking of, we can check in on Garrett if you want to.
	You want to check in with Garrett?
	Is that what's going on?
	No, no.
	No?
	We don't want to check in with Garrett?
	Never?
	Gibbon's like, no.
	They're actually getting burritos.
	Let's go right now.
	Let me see what they're doing there.
	Are they totally fine?
	Don't tell me no.
	I'm the host of this show.
	Son of a bitch.
	I totally had to.
	That better be a burrito in jazz.
	Hey, I said don't come back to us.
	I said don't come back.
	Get rid of it.
	Get rid of it.
	We'll go back to them.
	Hashtag cry or laugh in jazz.
	Like I said, this cost us so much money and it could be great or it could be what you see.
	Worth every penny.
	It is worth no pennies.
	I would rather throw them into a fountain.
	Well, you have.
	Essentially.
	Three coins and a fountain.
	This dream really sucks.
	So, here's another one, too, that I think should really bother, because these things that we've said have bothered, you know, sensible people, our audience.
	But his own audience, the lesbians in George, should be like, Punching other black guys who disagree!
	That's a very long chant.
	It's a mom mentality.
	They're not good with chants.
	Name me the last great lesbian lyricist.
	Melissa Etheridge doesn't count.
	I have no idea.
	I mean even her!
	Come to my window!
	Okay, I'm here.
	I didn't have a plan!
	This is where we are!
	Window!
	I don't know where you go from there.
	And she lost out to the other lesbian lyricists for those animal shelter commercials.
	How crappy must that feel?
	Every time she sees that little one-eyed dog on the screen she's like, that could have been me!
	It's like coming in second to Stelter.
	Why does it sound like Creed?
	I don't know.
	It all blends together eventually.
	Scott Stewart.
	It's all together.
	Just one.
	It's all the same person.
	Yeah, to be on the radio in the 90s, you had to be real growly.
	Yeah, you did.
	Or Sinead O'Connor.
	Anxiety.
	Anxiety, yes.
	And you know what?
	The point is, they were all irritating, but none of them wore jorts.
	So this is what will upset Raz's own audience, I think, is that they think of Raz as woke, right?
	Black lives matter.
	He's gotta be woke.
	I don't think that we've ever even come close to broaching the level of homophobia that Raz has put out on public for all to see.
	And by the way, of course, everything you're about to see, he'll claim he was hacked.
	No, he was not hacked, we can confirm.
	So this is actually, he's feuded with other, he's beefed with other rappers.
	Which is funny, when I was doing research, something that was like a pro-rap set was like, he's beefed with other rappers like Macklemore.
	It's like... Really?
	It's like me right now being like, yo, Mike Tyson's a bitch!
	He's ducking me!
	Raz is feuding with Macklemore.
	Macklemore is the Mike Tyson of rap.
	I'm just saying.
	It's like when people have like four subscribers and they're like, why did I cry in a debate?
	It's like, because you're an egg.
	You're an egg with an underscore in your call sign.
	I don't do underscores.
	That's not true.
	I have had, I've copulated with an underscore in my day.
	Oh no.
	Oh my god.
	Wow.
	That's embarrassing.
	Yep.
	How do I resign?
	How dare you call your wife that?
	My wife is in the audience, and by the way, she's paralyzed.
	I'm sitting there, he's making this joke about my wife, she's there with her cane.
	She's doing better!
	She's doing better!
	Yeah, good, that's right.
	Is it long enough to hit you?
	I hope she just miracle on 34th Street your ass.
	That's not true!
	I'll take it.
	You will take it.
	Because I'll be the one administering the cane beating like you spit out gum in Singapore.
	Well, that's true.
	So, um, no one here, no one knows the chewing gum laws in Singapore?
	I do, I said that's true.
	I chewed gum in Singapore in protest.
	You don't count.
	Really?
	I did, actually.
	You rebel.
	They said it was bad and I was like, why?
	Oh yeah, that's not really a protest, that's called being a dumbass who doesn't understand the law.
	Retroactively, I'm saying it was a protest.
	Right, well I hope you enjoyed your meal at the Hard Rock.
	So, Raz went on to say...
	I just wanted to fit in a jab at...
	He went on, he's been beaving with rappers, but this is the actual rapper who was at his level.
	He actually, this is a Raz tweet, I was always leery of like,
	does he mean what he's saying, talking about another rapper.
	Is he culturally appropriating gay people?
	Does he really care about the communities that he's speaking about?
	And then he went on to say, Can I say this or are we going to get banned from YouTube?
	Are you gonna get banned from the live?
	I think you have to.
	We can show it.
	It's fine.
	Okay, I'll show it to you, where he's talking about this other rapper, who I guess may or may not be gay, just filled with human fluid, queer ass, and then he wrote, you get to being a rapper is being the poster boy for the fig-it community, and bragging, there ain't no figs in my family, wouldn't give up the ass, Whole and wouldn't smash.
	Now, what's most offensive to me is that's nonsensical.
	It really is.
	I'm not sure I follow.
	If you're going to commit a hate crime, laser in.
	Laser in, Raz.
	People need to know who you hate.
	You can't just dirty bomb your hatred.
	Read some Strunk and White.
	I mean, come on.
	Get it together.
	Elements of style.
	You know what?
	Chinese are lazy.
	No one's gonna buy that.
	laughter laughter
	The hashtag is The promo code is CHAZ.
	C-H-A-Z.
	$20 from all MugClub signups at lotofcrowder.com slash MugClub.
	We'll go to charities for police officers and their families.
	Go ahead.
	I was gonna say, by the way, I love that the first thing that these guys did was build a wall, arm people at the wall, and then selected Raz as their leader.
	These are thinking people, right?
	Or allowed him to take them over?
	I think what really just happened is I think there was a black man in Chaz.
	It's so close!
	It's all so stupid!
	They were made for each other!
	Yeah, where I just think he's like, Chaz is mine now!
	Your Chaz belongs to me!
	Alright.
	We saw the movie, you're right.
	I guess.
	Okay, this is how it's gonna be.
	Alright, that's how it's gonna be.
	And then when someone got shot and the mayor was like, well actually now it's not summer love, you have to leave.
	They're like, okay, alright, we'll leave.
	So I was like, no, stay!
	They're like, make up your mind.
	I guess they're gonna stay.
	If ever you wanted to see the opposite of individual thinking, it was Chaz.
	I mean, you'd think that one individual would know how to farm.
	Like, garden.
	Like, you can't find one person with a green thumb.
	Just one person who's like, hey!
	That pot that you put in your plant, it doesn't have any dirt in it.
	And someone would be like, oh, we need dirt?
	I thought it was cardboard.
	And then someone could just be like, yeah, you should probably put some dirt in that and some water.
	And then they wouldn't all have to die.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	It would be easier.
	You know, I do have a question about who's going to, once eventually the summer of love is over, which everyone knows in Seattle, summer really lasts like three days.
	Right.
	And so maybe, you know, kind of if you adjust for that climate.
	But who's going to pay to clean up the East Precinct?
	Who's going to pay to clean up the field where Quarter Black bitched out and left?
	I feel like we're sending him mixed messages.
	We are.
	Yeah.
	Because Gerald is cowardly and then you, you know, you want to, you want him to die.
	No, no, but you know.
	Somewhere in the middle.
	There's a little bit of animosity between us.
	I know.
	Especially in this situation here.
	That's not a racist term.
	It's the slightly politically incorrect term for people who are a quarter of black.
	If you really want to do the dog whistle, you know that guy is Yeah.
	Well, it's harder to do that one.
	We're going to hear the Malitha estimates.
	I'm bothered.
	I'm really bothered by that.
	We're going to hear that the next commercial is going to be, Donate to Clean Up Chaz.
	And if you don't, you're a white supremacist.
	Yeah.
	That's the next one.
	I think we should donate just bombs.
	Bombs?
	Wow.
	Like bombs that just sort of... Like cockroach bombs.
	Yes.
	Cockroach bombs.
	Yeah.
	They clean out bugs.
	Foggers.
	Yeah.
	Foggers.
	Foggers.
	There we go.
	Yeah.
	Foggers.
	You have to be specific.
	We should donate just foggers, which really someone, just a good Samaritan down there with Home Depot.
	Yeah.
	Just start setting them off.
	No, I really do have a problem that this has been allowed to take root in the United States of America.
	What, do we have 50-something businesses now suing the city of Seattle?
	I hope they win!
	This is a direct effect of, and this is one thing too, like you can see, I've always said I will never run for office unless like maybe it would be like mayor, maybe governor, because you can have a direct effect.
	It would be funny, but I would only ever do it if I thought I could improve a city, because you can actually, there can be a net effect directly attributable to your actions.
	And in this case, we have a woman who said, Chaz is great, summer of love, go on down to Chaz, and we have businesses destroyed, and at least three people shot, God knows how many bodies are hidden there.
	And we had a complicit media, and just, the reason this is so important is because it's a microcosm.
	of exactly what will happen with the violent protests. Just like now they're trying to blame
	the coronavirus cases on a rally. They tried to blame it the same day as the rally.
	Yeah, exactly. I don't think we get tests that quickly.
	They're not putting that on any of the violent protests where people are not wearing masks
	and screaming at cops. Thank God they have sneeze shields.
	I don't know where they get those shields now for cops.
	It's like they get them at the top of the... They just got them when Ponderosa Steakhouse was having a fire sale.
	Like a cop could... Oh, look at that!
	Hey, that could be good for the precinct!
	Just cut that out and we'll have a lot of them!
	Just the Subway Sneeze Shield.
	Yeah, the Subway Sneeze Shield.
	That goes up and down.
	Subway!
	Eat fresh!
	Really?
	Mid-2000s John Lovett Subway commercial.
	Oh, I didn't see that one.
	Owned by Gremlin?
	References!
	Tried to bang my wife, John Lovett.
	Whoa!
	What?
	Yikes!
	Say, who's your husband?
	How come I haven't heard of him?
	Cause you're an asshole.
	Started stand-up at 65.
	Can you imagine me just now being like, I'm going to give Bubba Wallace a run for his money at NASCAR.
	And I'm 32.
	But at 65, you're just going to enter a new professional endeavor.
	Are you going to point to a noose as well?
	Well, sometimes they say, you know, it's never too late.
	John Lovitz, it's too late.
	Raz, it's not too late for you.
	But they're going to, just like they moved on from Raz, they've tried to move on.
	My man bun is going away here.
	It is.
	How can men have this and not kill themselves?
	The Millennials watching are like, more Jon Lovitz content.
	Yes, more Jon Lovitz content.
	It's gonna be a huge spike.
	It's like a 9,000% increase.
	Who is Jon Lovitz?
	That's the hashtag that trends.
	F you Jon Lovitz.
	Hashtag Jon Lovitz or Jiminy Glick.
	That's an interesting question.
	I do find it remarkable.
	They've just completely forgotten about Chaz when it was closed.
	They won't cover it.
	And that's what's going to happen with the protests as they go away.
	And the history books won't remember the billions of dollars in property damage.
	The dozens of lives lost.
	Hundreds of officers who were seriously injured.
	This is important because Chas was the most extreme example of the experiment that is socialism in the United States, though really it wasn't.
	But you see it never, ever, ever works.
	And of course, what will they say about Chas?
	Well, it just wasn't the right person.
	Of course.
	It wasn't the right person who did it.
	Raz wasn't the right leader.
	Let's toss him into the pile along with Stalin and Mao and Hitler and Che Guevara and Maduro and Chavez.
	That's a lot of them.
	Yeah.
	Everyone who has ever tried socialism ever.
	Yeah.
	Let's just throw them in there.
	That's what's going to happen.
	And it's remarkable to me because our kids will probably be looking back on, just like people look back on Woodstock, fine?
	I guarantee you.
	Woodstock was just a bunch of people who were drugged out raping in the mud.
	I'm sorry, you remember it as something that it wasn't.
	We have video evidence that it was not.
	If you actually knew what the evil and the violence and the unrest that the flower power era brought back then, that most people hated, you would want to see that daisy in the rifle going out the back of his hand.
	No, it's not terrible.
	Some people don't understand what happened back then.
	Kids wanted to go to their schools, and they were being shouted down, and they were being attacked.
	Woodstock.
	There were all kinds of reported rapes that were never investigated.
	In the original Woodstock, people think, well, that was only 99.
	No!
	Crime was worse in that era than in the late 1990s.
	No, I guarantee you're right.
	And people look back on Chaz and say, well, it was mostly peaceful.
	How many people were shot?
	Yeah, they'll just kind of... Five?
	How many were shot in the rest of the country at that point, like per capita?
	Eh, a hundred times less.
	One one-hundredth, but you say tomato!
	We fucked up, so...
	I think you're right.
	I think we will look back in history on this and it will be some kind of pared down version that says, oh this was an experiment.
	This was something that people were trying to say that freedom matters again.
	Right?
	And it was this peaceful thing.
	It was a summer love.
	All those quotes but none of the bad stuff.
	None of the deaths.
	None of the beatings.
	None of the people who couldn't live their life.
	Can you imagine being a white guy that lives in the middle of Chaz and you have to leave to go to work?
	Are you kidding me?
	You walk out... Well, there's a lot of white people there.
	Well, I know there's a lot of white people there, but at night, that guy was like, yeah, come down here and walk around sometimes, and I hate going through this place.
	Like, there was an element of fear just to walk through there at night.
	Well, it's not because he's a white guy.
	Really?
	It's because he's not a member of Chaz.
	Yeah, Chaz is mostly white, but they make you kneel for black people.
	That's my point.
	Gerald is afraid for him.
	Your whiteness is really a huge part of your identity.
	It really is.
	It's all you have.
	Steven, I just want to make sure I'm okay.
	It's white and wine.
	And tall.
	I have tall.
	Yeah.
	It's so sad.
	But I do hate it when they say experiment.
	No, no.
	It's not experimenting if it's somebody else's stuff.
	You know what was an experiment?
	The United States of America.
	People don't understand.
	That was a great experiment.
	When people say we need to return to European-style socialism, guess what?
	That's why we left.
	And I know they'll say, well, modern European socialism versus a monarchy.
	No.
	Centralized government, a Church of England, Any kind of state-enforced denomination, taxation without representation, over-taxation, no freedom of speech, which doesn't exist in Europe, people not having the right to bear arms to protect themselves from a tyrannical government, no fail-safes.
	The United States was an experiment.
	CHAZ is not.
	It's not an experiment.
	None of these things are experiments.
	Woodstock, Chaz, flower power, it's theft.
	It is theft, and it doesn't work.
	And by the way, if you're conducting a scientific experiment, you start off with a hypothesis, and if it's proven verifiably false, you abandon it.
	Every time socialism or some kind of a Chaz-like commune has been tried, it's been proven verifiably false, and I hate that probably our grandkids will learn that it was just something... By the way, If you ever want to have a counter-argument and some people try and say, oh, socialism has worked, what they try and point to is Catalina.
	Catalonia, yeah.
	Sorry, Catalonia before the Russians came in.
	Was it 36?
	It might have ended in 36.
	It was the 1930s.
	32 years.
	I think it was for about two years.
	It was Chazz.
	It was a socialist anarcho-syndicate, I think is what they say.
	And we were going to do a whole segment on it.
	And they were like, no one cares about this.
	Because no one should care about Chazz in a few years.
	But when people try to point to some example that works, you look into it and they're all Chazz.
	Chazz is just the newest in a long line of many Chazzes.
	As a matter of fact, every time a Chazz-like situation has been tried, it's always ended up like Chazz.
	It was inevitable, right?
	And I love Donald Trump's response, like, please try it, Chaz, here.
	We will beat it with incredible force.
	Like, you won't be able to set this up here in D.C.
	If they try that in Texas, I hope that they rubber bullet, like, Robert Redford's the last castle.
	Are you pointing to me?
	We want to go and see where Quarterback Garrett is?
	Is he still out there?
	Let's see.
	Quarterback Garrett, hashtag CrowderLive from Chaz.
	Quarterback Garrett, where are you, sir?
	Look, Steven, you know, I'm not all like, ha ha ha.
	This is not, you know, this ain't a joke, OK?
	This is very serious.
	Chop is for real.
	I've come around.
	Chop is for real.
	It's a real thing, Stephen.
	Hey, did you get that from the No Cop Co-op?
	That sandwich?
	This?
	What are you talking about?
	Well, he did get the weed from the co-op, apparently.
	The munchies and the lack of... Well, you know what?
	Get to the house party there in New Chaz.
	New Chaz is safer.
	And we're going to go check in with Eve and Brendan here pretty soon.
	So again, the hashtag is CrowderLiveFromChaz.
	We're going to be ending this show here really soon.
	By the way, thank you so much.
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	And man, their coffee is great.
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	And so let's take some home on the 4th of July break.
	Now, we're taking a break from being live, but we pre-taped some patriotic-themed episodes here that you'll be able to watch next week.
	And half-Asian Bill Richmond, we will have some... what kind of updates here pretty soon on big tech and our relationship with them.
	Is that enough?
	Is that fine?
	Okay.
	Mom's the word.
	But it is the Vox Apocalypse anniversary, so hope you remember it, because we do.
	We're checking in with Eve and Brendan.
	Let's do it.
	And we appreciate you guys so much.
	Chaz Promo Code, Crowder Live from Chaz.
	Let's see, Brendan, what is going on in New Chaz?
	We're leaving New Chaz.
	Some new developments are in place that are saying that Raz doesn't really want us in his apartment.
	Well, hold on a second, why does he not want... can you call Raz for us? Can you get him on the phone?
	Um, I might be able to call him if you check back with me in a couple minutes.
	Okay, let's call him from the... we'll check back.
	That is the face of death.
	Oh boy.
	Hey, Raz!
	Raz, they're at your place!
	What?
	I think I heard a poop.
	Was he in the basement?
	I think he was in the basement.
	Staircase or something.
	He was definitely in like the servant's hallway in the back of that building.
	Raz!
	Raz!
	Hope you like your one star, buddy!
	Yep, it's Abdon.
	No, no, he had all of his hairs.
	Hold that threat.
	Hold that threat.
	He didn't even get to stay the night.
	He didn't even get to stay the night.
	Let me ask this.
	Legally, are you not allowed to have guests when you have an Airbnb?
	Man, I don't know.
	Do I look like an Airbnb lawyer?
	Right.
	Is the occupancy limit three?
	Well, I don't know.
	He had three people.
	I doubt it.
	I'm just saying.
	Is there a hobo clause?
	You should file an action against Raz for kicking you out before your rental was up.
	The max on the listing was six.
	Oh, perfect!
	Three people there!
	So even if Price and Quarterback Garrett were still there, we would still be under the occupancy, and that son of a bitch still didn't fix the ice machine!
	No!
	Get your money back!
	So much ice!
	You should let people know!
	Well, okay, here's the thing.
	Okay, Raz, I don't want to besmirch Raz's reputation.
	So, Raz Simone, the ice machine does work.
	It does.
	But it tastes funky.
	It's the kind of ice where you have to put in the baking soda, and then you have to get rid of all the ice and purge it, and then it's 24 hours for you to get new ice, and God forbid you accidentally hit ice because then it cycles like auger.
	Yeah, and you gotta get a tray in the meantime.
	Right, exactly.
	And so I understand that Raz, you might be worth $5 million, but having to live with that ice machine...
	It's a struggle!
	I'd rent the place out too.
	I wouldn't live there anymore.
	That's my point.
	It's Raz and Simone.
	He's a paper tiger.
	He's just trying to pawn off his problems on unsuspecting tenants.
	That's true.
	And I tell you what, I'd have a good mind to Michael Keaton go Pacific Heights on your ass because I know squatters' rights in Washington, my friend.
	Okay?
	You'd be like Matthew Modine with the townhouse in San Francisco and I would be down twirling a razor blade between my fingers and putting up cockroaches.
	Pacific Heights was a fantastic film.
	Also, Michael Keaton was the one who created that.
	You know that John Lovitz?
	Get back to John Lovitz.
	You know the John Lovitz?
	Because we haven't had enough of John Lovitz.
	You know the John Lovitz liar?
	The, I was with my girlfriend.
	Pamela Anderson.
	Yeah, that's the ticket.
	That was a rip-off of Michael Keaton's stand-up act.
	He used to do a bit about James Cagney, like people he used to interrogate in the old film noirs, and he'd say, uh, yeah, actually, I was with my, uh, girlfriend, uh, Annette Bening, see?
	And John Lovitz ripped it off entirely.
	Oh my gosh.
	So actually, if you go and listen to Norm Macdonald, he talks about it.
	And, uh, Michael Keaton was a very underappreciated, uh, stand-up comedian.
	I have to ask, are these guys getting, like, hazard pay?
	Like, if any of them get beat up, is there, like, a bonus?
	No, they're getting a pay freeze.
	Oh, pay freeze.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's pretty good, actually.
	Which I presented to them as a box of Mr. Freezes.
	But they didn't know.
	They signed on the dotted line because you did some good lawyering.
	That is a contract they can't get out of.
	I was going to say that there is no payroll laws in the Chess.
	There isn't.
	Oh, that's right.
	What are they going to do?
	Call Raz on us?
	They're in a foreign country.
	They can't do that from the basement.
	There's no cell service.
	Come on.
	Do we know if even Brendan can make his phone call?
	It looks like they're in the car.
	Even Brendan, are you there, sir?
	Are all of you back together?
	Uh, yeah.
	Yeah, I'm gonna, uh... Are you getting a ride?
	Are you in a different car?
	Are you in Raz's car?
	Did Raz put you in the back of his car?
	Blink if you need help!
	I'm kinda frustrated with him.
	I'm gonna see if I can either meet him in person and talk to him, or just... Meet Raz in person?
	Yeah, I mean, if he wants to... Here, let me dial him.
	Okay, alright.
	Okay, good.
	I was surprised that he said that.
	I thought he was saying he was frustrated with us for wanting him to do his job.
	Tell him you're in a Nirvana cover band.
	It'll be fine.
	The promo code is CROWDERLIVEFROMJAZZ.
	We're doing this without a net, much like Chris O'Donnell in Batman 4.
	General rule of thumb is, is Alicia Silverstone in it?
	I know, right?
	Hashtag 98.
	Hashtag...
	General rule of thumb, is Alicia Silverstone in it?
	It's a dated reference.
	It is, yeah, of course.
	The phone call has been forwarded to an automated...
	Oh, come on.
	All right, well, this is ridiculous.
	So that's Raz in his self...
	You can't even get Raz?
	So what happened?
	Go straight to voice mail.
	Tell us what happened.
	How did you find out that Raz, who by the way we thought was being so generous with
	the accommodations, apparently did an about face?
	What happened?
	Well, I don't know.
	It just seemed like the AC really wasn't working very well, and I feel like you can't start
	a new Chazz in that kind of environment.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	Wait, did you hear from Raz at all?
	Uh, well, not yet.
	He hasn't gotten back to me at all.
	I tried to call him and he didn't pick up.
	Did you send him, like, show him how you guys decorated the place or anything like that?
	That's right.
	Do we have that?
	You know what?
	We have a picture.
	Let's send Raz, because a lot of people don't know this.
	You guys have been Chazz sympathizers for a long time.
	Can we show the audience that we actually did a nice mural in Chazz's apartment.
	It's in line with the Chazz shop message.
	It's a tribute.
	I'm going to open another tab.
	Let me send that to him.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So open a tab and send it to him.
	I don't know how much time we have here, but I really want to see how this concludes for us.
	I want to see what happened.
	Why did they leave?
	Like, I want to know.
	He seemed so scared.
	I know.
	I feel like we're not getting the whole story.
	Hey, I think the homeless people kicked him out.
	Oh, is that what happened?
	He wasn't with the homeless people.
	The homeless people weren't with him.
	He was by himself, out in the hallway.
	That's true.
	Oh.
	That could be what happened.
	He's in a car.
	I think, here's what, whatever happened, I think even, this is not, I think even Brennan is embarrassed.
	Like, I think he might have been raped.
	Oh my gosh.
	Again?
	No, he shit himself.
	That's just his shit himself face.
	It was an open invitation party.
	He wouldn't let the cause be desecrated like that.
	Wait, he's still on?
	Who's producing this thing?
	We're talking crap about him!
	Don't let him respond!
	It's going out, this is streaming.
	He can see it, but I don't want him to have a direct line for a retort.
	This is a one-sided argument, alright, Wade?
	This is not an argument, it's bullying.
	This is a boss grossly abusing his power and position of authority over a subordinate who I don't even know is old enough to drink.
	HR, Tim, are we good?
	We're still in the clear, right?
	Okay, we're good.
	Keep going.
	Yeah, it looks like there were some folks trying to get to the Airbnb.
	Oh, really?
	So they realized... How do they know that?
	Well, uh... I don't know.
	It's like someone handed out flyers.
	It's like flyers were almost handed out.
	Audio Wade, back me up on this.
	Did I not say include no information on the flyers except the one that you give to Raz?
	I would love to back you up on this.
	We also, though, did put the address and the link to the Airbnb on our show like 30 minutes earlier.
	That is true!
	Yes, but nobody watches our show.
	That's a good point.
	Hey guys, our bad.
	How many people have been watching tonight?
	What?
	Do we know?
	Does anyone know?
	Is it like 50,000?
	60?
	60,000 people?
	Yeah, who gives a shit?
	That's like a small town.
	If you're using Rise, it's many, many small towns.
	All the Bernie bros.
	There's way more people on our show than in chat.
	So, okay, how do we know this that they found out when we were finding chat on Twitter?
	Oh, is this Reg the Beast?
	Well, that makes sense.
	It's Reg the Bandit.
	He chimed in.
	And that also makes sense, the milky way.
	Well, yeah, it looks like it's not, yeah, I'm getting more that it's not people, but armed Antifa.
	Oh my gosh!
	Wow!
	Could we film from afar?
	Why does Audio Wade look so happy?
	I would love to film from afar if we have a Zoom.
	This is engaging programming.
	I don't want them to die, but there are causes more important than your life.
	And they're being smart.
	Don't flee towards Chaz on accident.
	They're being smart enough for us to get compelling content.
	And that's what matters.
	So I'm guessing NSA Reg found something, huh?
	What's going on?
	Did we get a call, Brendan?
	I don't know.
	Did we get a call?
	Hey Garrett!
	I hear scuffling.
	Oh, they're talking to Garrett.
	Yeah.
	Okay, alright.
	So you are safe.
	You do have our mem—are you with Quarterback Garrett now or no?
	You're getting to him.
	No, we're going to meet him.
	Okay.
	So tell us, so you got word that RM Dantifa were going there?
	Sorry, what was that?
	That's what I'm gathering, Steven.
	It seems like they don't like our decorating style.
	I don't know why, because we're allies, and I don't understand what we're doing.
	generously provided accommodations.
	That's what I'm gathering, Steven.
	It seems like they don't like our decorating style.
	I don't know why, because we're allies, and I don't understand what we're doing.
	Yeah, I don't think, well, you know what?
	Some people just want to watch the world burn.
	Right.
	At least that was more contemporary.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, wait.
	We're getting there.
	We're getting there.
	Yeah.
	Did you send the image of your wonderful mural to Ralph?
	I sent it.
	But considering he's worth so much money, I don't know if he actually looks at this himself.
	OK.
	So it might be like a manager, and then he's going to tell him, and then I don't know.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know what?
	We'll see how it plays out.
	Maybe it'll just be a nice surprise, like a mint on his pillow.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Hey Brendan, did you leave some peanuts?
	Oh, that's right, isn't it?
	For the next guest?
	Oh, no.
	I thought, because Raz is allergic.
	Honey roasted.
	Oh.
	Did you vaporize them?
	Did you atomize the peanuts like a fogger into the apartment?
	Who called that?
	I did have peanuts in there, yeah.
	That was a joke.
	You can't have peanuts.
	We tried to fix the A.C.
	with them, and it might have, like, got into the... You're just jamming peanuts into the A.C.?
	It works every once in a while.
	It's a real thing.
	Like, if you just look it up, like, that's what I learned in the Chaz Garden, that, like, peanuts are, like, actually really, like, Yeah, I don't think you learned that anywhere.
	Hey, did you guys know that Brendan doesn't write for this show?
	Can you tell?
	He does not write for this show.
	Do you think, hey listen, when you meet up, could you guys try and tape from, could you guys try and like film from afar the Antifa people?
	Maybe, if we spot them.
	I don't see them yet.
	That may not be wise.
	Okay, alright.
	Alright, listen guys.
	We really appreciate you spending time with us.
	We will have some updates here in our relationship with with, well I can't talk about it because
	half-Asian Bill is giving me a glare.
	But next week we have some more Change My Mind.
	We have some wonderful patriotic videos, segments with David Barton.
	We will have an update, a cell phone video update.
	And going forward in August through election, we're going to be doing Good Morning Mug Club Mondays through Thursdays.
	You guys voted, we heard you, as well as special streams for every debate, every town hall, going into election time.
	This has been the Hashtag Crowder Live from Chazz.
	The promo code Is CHAZ, I think for the next 48 hours, it is still active, where $20 of your Mug Club membership goes to a charity to support police officers.
	Remember First Responders?
	Remember when they were important?
	Those people, yeah.
	Maybe they'll come back now that COVID is, you know, the antidote of violent riots proved unfruitful.
	First Responders, police officers, and their families enter in the promo code CHAZ, and of course, because it's the one-year Vox Apocalypse, and your support has been tremendous, so we really do appreciate it.
	We hope you have a great 4th of July, and thank you so much to Even Brendan, Quarter Black Garrett Bryce, who went out there.
	We really appreciate it.
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