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March 15, 2020 - Louder with Crowder

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BIDEN VS. BERNIE DEBATE LIVESTREAM! | Louder with Crowder

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	the moon dance, the flower dance, the bee dance, the giraffe dance, do something rhythmic,
	dance, sing, play games, there's a certain wonderful rhythm still wandering, some people
	like to knit, others decide to breathe, dance, now you see our very existence is a living
	thing, the weight loss, eating, sleeping, moving, and that's all we're doing, just consider
	what we do every day, what's it all about?
	Does it really mean anything?
	Does it go anywhere?
	Dancers.
	The human dance.
	The flower dance.
	The bean dance.
	Do something with me.
	You're a strange animal, that's what I know.
	That's what I know.
	You're a strange animal.
	I've got to follow.
	I'm a species.
	Oh my goodness.
	All right.
	I made it.
	We're going to need someone to come in.
	I spilled beer.
	I apologize.
	Garson?
	Oh my goodness.
	Good thing is I'm prepped.
	Hello.
	Welcome to the final debate live stream.
	See, this is the first time we did YouTube live events.
	True.
	Yeah.
	It's a little bit different.
	I ruined my BIC.
	Oh no.
	My BIC is as good as useless.
	We've only got 500 more of those.
	So tonight we have Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders.
	This is a little less produced, by the way, for people who are wondering.
	We do the Oscar stream, we have a bunch of sketches.
	This is just me and half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman will be here.
	He doesn't have coronavirus.
	Hello.
	Thank you, Johnny boy.
	You might need more than one towel.
	By the way, promo code CrowderDebateStream.
	$20 off.
	It is good through QuarterBlackGarrett.
	What is that?
	Good through next week.
	Good through Monday night.
	You were wrong.
	Monday?
	Tomorrow?
	Yeah, next week is Monday.
	Good through Monday night.
	And on Research Today, because Too Cute Maddie is sick.
	She doesn't have corona, but if she does, we treat it the same way.
	The Beast Reg is here.
	Look at that.
	Look at Reg.
	Look at Reg here.
	There he is.
	Oh my gosh.
	This is to keep him anonymous.
	This is a man who was a professor of research.
	Thank you so much.
	I apologize.
	You might need to clean up the... I'm covered in it.
	You know what you look like since you'll be doing overlays?
	You look like those twin bodybuilders who did a film about babysitting in the 90s.
	And they danced their biceps.
	Type in crazy bodybuilding twins 90s babysitting.
	You're already on it.
	This is the guy who was a professor of research, K, who helped us infiltrate Antifa, was on
	the phone with the FBI, he's the one who found the salon pedophile who wrote three articles
	and was currently active grooming children, and he squats what, 630, I don't want to get
	it wrong, 632?
	Nah, yeah.
	More or less.
	632.
	Nah, yeah.
	32.
	32.
	So I wanted to have him ride in co-pilot.
	Too cute, Matty.
	We hope you get better.
	Half-Asian Bill will be here tonight.
	Biden vs. Bernie.
	What do we expect here tonight?
	I have my thoughts.
	Quarterback Garrett.
	Audio, Wade, what do you think?
	Hilarity.
	Expect hilarity?
	It's going to be very, very funny.
	I don't like this gentleman without his mustache.
	Is that Axelrod?
	I can't tell.
	Who is it?
	I can't see.
	Is that Axelrod right now?
	Sorry, I have a little bit of glare in my eyes.
	He needs some definition.
	I don't know.
	He used to have a mustache.
	I'm pretty sure that's Axelrod.
	I'm seeing a profile view.
	Someone tweet me, it has Crowder.
	And if you join up tonight, by the way, Mug Club promo code is CrowderDebateStream.
	Send in your tweets.
	We'll be reading them later.
	Here's what I expect.
	Reg told me before the show that he thought Bernie wouldn't have the balls to get dirty and go after Biden.
	I think he would, but I think tonight they're both going to kind of come together, and I think they're going to coalesce, and I think they're going to go after Donald Trump and Corona.
	Speaking of Corona, half-Asian Bill Richmond is here!
	Come on in, my Corona!
	Did you put any powder on?
	Well, go put powder on.
	I don't want them to see my lawyer all greasy.
	That's the equivalent of our makeup artist here, is go and put powder on.
	Greasy son of a bitch.
	So I expect them to both come together and go after Donald Trump tonight.
	I think they're going to be going after Donald Trump and Corona mainly because I think at this point it's more important.
	And then I think they'll probably ease into going after each other.
	I do think when they go after each other, though, I think you're wrong.
	I think Bernie's going to hit Biden below the belt a little bit tonight.
	I think we can expect him to get dirty because Here's the thing, this is Bernie's last chance.
	This is the culmination of all his years of unemployment and couch surfing and suckling at the government teat for him to run for office.
	And it's his last chance, so I think we're going to see kind of him amidst his death throes.
	Biden, here's the funny thing about Biden.
	Every time I see a clip with Joe Biden, you guys let me know what you think.
	Every time I see a clip now, I have to go, wait, is that Joe Biden from four years ago or today?
	Because he's improved zero.
	And he's addressing the same controversies.
	He's had senioritis for like 20 years.
	We're in a weird time with Joe Biden in that Joe Biden has been phoning it in.
	He's the kind of guy who probably his last year's VP, they found him at the tavern.
	He's like, oh, come on.
	If I don't get to enjoy the last year, what's it all for?
	And now he's just, this is his time.
	And I think you made a good point there.
	I think it was Reggie or Audio Wade.
	You know, it's not a good look that he didn't run when he was VP, right there in 2016.
	And now he's running.
	So you know Hillary's people gave him a talking to.
	You know, they probably took off all the J's and B's from his keyboard.
	You know, just veiled threats.
	And it's just weird to me.
	He's been in COAST for a long time, but he's running for president, so he's the kind of guy who isn't quick enough on his feet.
	He's clearly not equipped to deal with these arguments.
	He hasn't done his research because he just thinks the media is going to carry the water for him.
	And they kind of are.
	So that's what I expect to see tonight.
	Half-Asian Bill Richman, thank you for joining us.
	Glad to be here.
	What do you expect to see tonight?
	I expect a mic to be on.
	Is the mic not on?
	I can't hear myself, which means it's not real.
	Do you expect Biden and Bernie to go after each other?
	Do you expect them to fight dirty?
	Do you expect them to keep it polite and mainly go after Trump for coronavirus?
	I think they're going to try to at first, and I think it will only take... I think of the one who will break first, it's irascible Biden, who literally cannot help himself but snap at people.
	Which one's going to make a goof first?
	I think over under is 15 minutes.
	Over and under 15 minutes before the dam breaks, someone makes a hot remark, Biden talks about something we have no idea what he's talking about, that's what happens.
	Well, but we know what he's thinking about, and that's 12-year-old girls.
	Well, I mean, 12, 13, 14.
	True.
	He actually, did you ever hear Biden's single?
	When I'm worried I can't sleep, I count adolescents instead of sheets.
	Oh, wow.
	And then he falls asleep.
	Counting prepubescence.
	That's what he does.
	Wow.
	It's bizarre.
	It's almost bizarre that he would record that.
	Yeah.
	And that Columbia would put it in their house.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I found it on Spotify the other day.
	It's disturbing, really.
	I mean, it's, you know, just... I mean, it's weird.
	Like, Nicki Minaj was making an appearance.
	Yeah.
	Hey, look, it's the host of the show.
	It's the guy whose brother has prisoners making hand sanitizer.
	Isn't that Governor Cuomo?
	Oh, no, I didn't know that.
	By the way, the Young Turks were upset about, you know, for-profit prisons.
	They had no problem, like, yeah, make the prisoners make hand sanitizer.
	I have no problem at all with that.
	Yeah, sure.
	Like, they could be cleaning up the sides of the roads with pokey sticks, or they could be tossing some Everclear into aloe vera and we're none the wiser.
	Yeah.
	Making us safe every day.
	They're gonna be doing something.
	They might as well make hand sanitizer.
	So, did you find the, by the way, did you find the guys, and you can just punch in when you find, did you find the twin babysitters from the 90s film?
	You know what, I think I have them here.
	Let me see them.
	Can I see them?
	Oh, there you go!
	Those guys!
	That's what you look like!
	Is that a title or anything?
	I was a fan of that.
	He looks like them if they had a baby without Cooper.
	And by the way, I almost wore the boots today, but they're not a sponsor yet, so I didn't wear them.
	Oh, that's alright.
	So you'll know.
	A coming sponsor.
	Someday.
	If you're good at something, and let's be honest, I'm really good at wearing things.
	True.
	If anybody said anything.
	If anyone said anything about me, I'm one of the best wearers.
	And that's really just because I'm compared to, like, the Bill O'Reilly's of the world.
	Where, you know, then they go, oh, it looks good on Steven, though.
	But you put me next to Billy Zane, you know, I haven't got a shot.
	So, if you're good at something, never do it for free.
	But we're excited, actually, for the new sponsor coming on, and I took them off because I was like, uh, not yet!
	Not yet.
	Not yet.
	Thank you to Walther, Black Rifle Coffee.
	The future now.
	By the way, delegates, Biden has 860, Sanders has 706.
	And Louisiana and Georgia, they've postponed the primaries due to the Zika.
	Just kidding, I was checking to see if you're paying attention.
	And the drinking game, by the way, don't start drinking yet, because... Do we have the drinking game?
	Can you bring it up?
	The drinking game rules tonight.
	If I wasn't supposed to start drinking, you should have told me two hours ago.
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, no.
	Well, you can drink for an Asian, which makes me think you're immune to corona, because you have a different genetic profile.
	I do.
	His drink is a triple wild turkey or triple Jameson on the rocks, and he doesn't even feel it.
	Let's bring up the drinking game.
	It's very simple.
	Drink whenever someone stutters, and that includes, by the way, repeating themselves or audio waves.
	We're gonna die.
	You said what?
	What was the other thing?
	Yeah, if Biden doesn't finish his sentence.
	I think that's my addition to this.
	If Biden doesn't finish his sentence, if they stutter, if they repeat themselves, drink.
	We didn't want to do all the buzzwords.
	We thought, let's keep this simple.
	Let us know what you're drinking tonight.
	Tweet me, at escrowder.
	And it'll be fun!
	Yeah.
	Not really.
	I don't want to do this.
	Oh look, they're coming out.
	Are they starting this?
	Aren't we three minutes early?
	Is that clock right?
	It says 8.57.
	Hey, they're five minutes early.
	No, look on the clock on the TV.
	Where?
	I don't see a clock.
	I can't see it.
	The camera's blocking it.
	Hold on a second.
	7.55 p.m.
	Eastern Time.
	Look at them.
	2.55pm Eastern Time.
	Look he's walking out like Dr. Frankenstein.
	Oh look at them, 6 feet apart per government mandate.
	Have you seen, have you seen, when you see, it says like the debate, the pictures, the
	Blue shirt?
	of Biden versus Bernie, it looks like a UFC Legends edition.
	But just like if they brought back, like if they brought back Joe Frazier and Muhammad
	Ali to fight today, if they dug up the corpses of Frazier and Ali and put them in whiteface,
	it would, as a matter of fact, I still would favor them, not in a fight,
	in a democratic debate, I would favor these two guys.
	I can already tell you Bernie's gonna lose. Blue shirt, terrible.
	Great. Bernie!
	Don't touch your hair with a balloon!
	It's not necessary!
	It's like you just walked across the carpet with those wool slippers that your aunts used to crochet.
	What is with the static?
	Doesn't he have a wife who can just lick her hand and put it down like Thumper's mom?
	That's his look.
	He's going for the cure.
	So here's what I think.
	If they're going to play it dirty, Biden would probably want to hit that Bernie is a Russian plant, because they've been talking about this quite a bit, that he's been backed by Russia.
	Which should tell you, by the way, that Russia wasn't backing Donald Trump.
	They just want to disrupt the election.
	Keep in mind, back then, when you're looking at 2015 going into 2016, they just thought... The New York Times gave Hillary Clinton a 99% chance of winning.
	So they said, let's just bet on the losers so that we can keep them in the race a little bit longer and cause some disruption.
	They're doing the same thing with Bernie right now.
	It seems like there's going to be a coronation with Biden, and so the Russians, I mean, they've run, I don't know, you know, a couple dozen dollars in Facebook ads next to 31 Flavors.
	I don't know how consequential it is compared to the fact that Google can manipulate everything you see, hear, or do.
	Russian plant, the Bernie bros, you know, obviously Elizabeth Warren brought this out.
	I think this has hurted Bernie quite a bit.
	If you look at Michigan, the reason I think Biden won Michigan whereas Bernie won Michigan big compared to Hillary Clinton is because Elizabeth Warren came out and I think they thought that all of her people were going to go to Bernie.
	And then she said, but his followers are dicks!
	And so then that hurt Bernie.
	I think a lot of them went to Biden.
	I said this before Elizabeth Warren dropped out.
	I remember, if you go back, and I'm not doing this so I can be the Alex Jones, like, I was right in the prediction!
	I'm wrong half of the time, but I said, when Elizabeth Warren drops out, everyone's expecting all of her followers to go to Bernie.
	I think it'll be probably a split.
	50-50, maybe 60-40 Bernie.
	And then I think the fact that she said Bernie's guys were toxic, the white knights decided to go to Biden more.
	Of course, there's the socialism.
	Biden's more of an old school, old blue dog Democrat, and I think Bernie's going to hit I think he's going to hit Biden as establishment because that worked for Donald Trump.
	But if Bernie wants to win, he needs to hit Hunter Biden, Burisma, the U.K., sorry, U.K., the Ukraine scandal.
	I said U.K.
	instead of Ukraine.
	There's a U in it.
	There's a U. Zika's another virus.
	For me though, I think that the Blue Dog Democrats are really torn right now because remember back when Obama took office, he gave a big F you to the Blue Dog Democrats.
	Told them, I don't care what you're doing, we're going to do whatever we want to do, this is not the policy we're going to follow.
	Right.
	And that's exactly the line that Biden did then, and now he's trying to get them back into the fold, but I think they're too smart for that.
	I think they look at this field and they go, there's no candidate here for us, and those folks may stay home.
	I think you're right.
	I think something else that's really interesting to me, it'll be interesting how they handle we need a nationalized healthcare system.
	Because they've been moving with that right now, you know, lately, really saying, we need a nationalized healthcare system.
	We'll hit some stats here tonight.
	This, to me, is proof positive that we have the only healthcare system in the world that has any semblance of hope at helping here with coronavirus.
	I don't understand, like, hey, Italy, how about you figure it out?
	UK.
	South Korea?
	You saved the rest of the world.
	It was like, I'm going to stay inside.
	Right.
	The fact that they're blaming President Donald Trump.
	In Italy, who here can blame the Italian Prime Minister?
	Who here can name the Italian Prime Minister after the guy stopped dating that model?
	It's definitely still Mussolini, right?
	That was the first name that came to mind.
	Your homeland, was it Pol Pot?
	I'm pretty sure it's just... I have no idea.
	It's like in China, it's still always Mao.
	You know, so it's interesting to me, we are the only ones who can fix this.
	And by the way, I don't think we're going to fix this, I just think we're going to have to run the clock out a little bit.
	I don't think there could be any more proof positive that, hey, we're the only system, expect them to bring us up, we're the only industrialized world without a socialized healthcare system.
	Right!
	We're also the only industrialized world that we create the vast majority of drugs and more people travel here, bar none, for medication and for experimental treatments and non-experimental treatments.
	If people are dying, if they need medicine, if they need health care, they come to the United States.
	That's what we're seeing right now with Corona.
	Okay, let's go now live.
	There are people in chairs.
	Give me a little more juice there, Audio Wade.
	I can hear you.
	I'm excited.
	Oh, what happened to the six feet?
	Six feet?
	Oh yeah, six feet apart.
	What, you mean they were supposed to be six feet apart?
	Well, they put the candidate six feet apart.
	Right, but they were six feet apart.
	But they didn't put the host six feet apart.
	Oh, that's true.
	But her mock neck is six inches apart.
	Six inches between her mouth and her eyes.
	She does have eyes that are abnormally close together.
	Kind of piercing.
	I would imagine she doesn't have good left hook evasion.
	You know, she can't see it.
	She can't see it.
	Bernie woulda knocked you in tomorrow, kid!
	That's a Mickey reference.
	I liked it.
	I liked it.
	Wait, who's speaking in Spanish?
	So the Univision, there was originally a guy who was supposed to be on, but then he was exposed to Corona, so I don't know.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I mean, not funny.
	I mean, I hope he doesn't die.
	You know, I hope it's just a case of the sniffles, like most people.
	Is that what they're calling a brawl now?
	answer questions and 45 seconds for responses and rebuttals.
	As much as we can, we hope this will be a conversation between the two of you.
	So let's begin with the most important issue right now, the coronavirus and what you would
	do as president in the face of it.
	Okay, coronavirus, here we go.
	Vice President Biden, let me start with you.
	We're in a reality right now that might have seemed unimaginable.
	A week ago, schools have been canceled for more than 25 million students.
	Grocery store shelves have been cleared out.
	March Madness, NBA games, Disney parks, Broadway, small businesses all shut down.
	And just today, the CDC issued a new recommendation that for the next eight weeks-
	Look how they shoved Broadway in there.
	This is bigger than any one of us.
	One affects the entire country.
	One affects Midtown and tourists.
	You can't see Wicked.
	Oh my goodness, this new reality.
	No Lion King.
	Oh he called!
	There it is!
	Oh man.
	Oh man.
	This is calls for a national rallying to everybody move together.
	And you know I laid out in detail what I would do if were I president today.
	president today.
	You go to JoeBiden.com and I, dot com, I laid it out.
	Stutter!
	Drink!
	This is gonna be...
	It's gonna be a long night, guys.
	This is the worst liquid porn graphic sound or whatever sound clip I've ever heard.
	I would have the World Health Organization, I'd take advantage of the test kits they have
	available to us, even though the president says a million more are coming.
	Let's just get all the tests we can.
	By the way, CDC had test kits.
	We can bring this up there, Reg.
	CDC had testing kits, but because of the way it works in the United States, they had to sort of tag it, almost think of it in a way to describe it, kind of like earmarks.
	They had to include SARS studies or immunities in there.
	So we did have tests available, but they weren't released.
	This is another example of bureaucratic government making it more difficult.
	Right, and now they're allowing privatized hospitals, other hospitals and private entities to help them get more testing kits out.
	They could have been out ahead of this, by the way, significantly more than they are.
	Also, nobody remembers, Donald Trump banned travel from China, I think, was it January 22nd?
	It was in January.
	That's right, yeah, way early.
	He said it was racist.
	Okay.
	They're gonna hold me as tightly as I do my 12-year-old knee.
	Look at that hair!
	And the suit!
	I will continue.
	Why am I stopping?
	They're going to hold me as tightly as I do my 12 year old niece.
	Look at that hair!
	In the suit, he looks like an angry...
	He looks like the angry version of the Tootsie Pop Owl.
	How many licks?
	No one can answer that question.
	There are too many variables that depend on ambient temperature and how if the person is part of a marginalized class.
	president is to shut this president up right now.
	You go see his underline...
	He just pointed a bike at you.
	...the scientists who are trying to help the American people.
	It is unacceptable for him to be blabbering with unfactual...
	I like that.
	That's actually out of character for Bernie to be that inarticulate.
	out of character for Bernie to be that inarticulate.
	...national emergency.
	What we have got to do is move aggressively to make sure that every person in this country...
	Despite having never held a real job.
	...understands that when they get sick with the coronavirus, that they will, that all
	payments will be made.
	That they don't have to worry about coming up with money.
	So like Italy.
	They don't have to worry about coming up with money for treatment.
	Right?
	Like Italy.
	Right.
	Like Italy or the UK or as you'll talk about any other industrialized country, right?
	Look at their death rates.
	Look at the wait times in Italy.
	I think, what was it, 10-12 months for a neurologist?
	It was... I don't know how many years in Canada for a general practitioner when I was raised there.
	Italy is a great example of what a socialized healthcare system looks like with the coronavirus.
	Remember when you said we were crazy?
	Talking about death panels?
	Reg, you can bring it up, lest people doubt me, that right now they're basically saying, hey, if you're over 65, you're being put to the back of the queue because... I mean... They gotta protect... Maybe your number's up!
	Maybe your num... Maybe your spicy number's up!
	Their doctors are very unprofessional.
	So we need unprecedented action right now to deal with the unprecedented crisis.
	And bottom line from an economic point of view, what we have got to say to the American people, if you lose your job, you will be made whole.
	You're not going to lose income.
	If Trump can put, or the Fed can put a trillion and a half into the banking system, we can protect the wages of every worker in America.
	By the way, why do you think putting money into the banking system, as he's saying, or putting money as Donald Trump is into the economy, what do you think that's for?
	It's almost like it's for America.
	It's almost like it's for the workers to ensure that business can continue as normal as opposed to Bernie's view of the shovel-ready jobs.
	Bernie's view is government pays people.
	Donald Trump's view is let's try and equip employers, let's try and equip the financial sector so that business can continue.
	Bernie thinks well let's just take the money and give it to people.
	Notice right now he just said free health care for everybody and he said anybody who takes off work will get money.
	He didn't specify, by the way, and he never does, the clause, the pre-existing commitments, conditions there.
	Okay, how do they prove if they have to get off work that it was, in fact, coronavirus?
	Okay, what do we do in order for people to receive free health care if they have private insurance and we know that this is something that was out of the ordinary due to coronavirus?
	It's just free for everyone, just like student loan forgiveness.
	Yeah, same thing.
	As well as what happened in Africa.
	Was it Stemfield that then something happened that went under or was it someone who decided
	to go into a gender studies program and get a master's degree?
	This is a problem with collectivism.
	It doesn't look at the individual.
	Not everyone should be treated the same in this kind of a crisis.
	As well as what happened in Africa.
	We provided these hospitals dealing with these great pandemics and we were able to do it
	quickly.
	And Reg, you can just punch in your overlays by the way whenever I know this is.
	You can just hit it.
	It doesn't matter if people don't see my wonderful punim.
	It's giving us a little glitchy, isn't it?
	We'll fix it at the next commercial break.
	What was that number that you brought up there, Reg?
	No, this is just Italy closing all the shops and then advising people not to treat the elderly, and that's what people are acting like.
	If you had nationalized healthcare, then we'd be fine, but Italy has it, and their death rates are off the charts.
	Well, they want to act like nationalized healthcare is compassionate, just as long as you're willing to say goodbye to Nana.
	Yeah.
	But I am.
	We don't all have tiger hands.
	Are we not already, Bernie?
	I am.
	And the US does not suffer the same fate.
	We don't all have Tiger Daily.
	Where doctors have to decide right now who gets life-saving treatment and who does not.
	Jake, let's be honest and understand that this coronavirus pandemic is contagious.
	What were you doing five minutes ago?
	I was lying.
	I was lying.
	I was absolutely lying.
	There's no such thing as a fill-in throw thrust device in your left tailpipe.
	It's not a real thing, and I was charging you $2,000 because I wanted a second honeymoon.
	But let me be honest with you now.
	who are uninsured or uninsured and there are people who are watching this program tonight
	who are saying I'm not feeling well.
	Should I go to the doctor but I can't afford to go to the doctor?
	What happens if I am sick?
	It's going to cost thousands of dollars for treatment.
	Okay, this is pivotal, alright people?
	He's talking about some people who can't afford to go to the doctor.
	Which, by the way, thank God that we have a private sector here because you can pay $50, $75 to go see a doctor, for example, in Texas.
	In states like this, you can pay $50 to go see a doctor.
	And by the way, a general practitioner at this point will be just as equipped to help you in this state as you would with some kind of a specialist, because we don't necessarily have a cure.
	We don't necessarily have a vaccine, right?
	So you can pay cash to go see a doctor.
	So the choice is, do you want some people having trouble paying the $50, $60, $75 to go see a doctor cash, or do you want people to not be able to see a doctor at all?
	That's what's happening in socialized healthcare countries.
	That's what happens in Canada without a crisis.
	You can go watch my Canadian socialized healthcare video on YouTube.
	They told me three years to get a family doctor or go to med school and look at the kids who are graduating.
	Look at that roster.
	You might be able to get one in a year and a half.
	Look at the wait time for a doctor in Italy.
	So, is it worse?
	Is it more immoral for people to pay cash to doctors?
	Or is it more immoral for people in a crisis to not be able to see a doctor at all?
	There are finite resources.
	And by the way, in these countries, they have fewer doctors.
	More doctors leave because they don't make enough money.
	They come to the U.S.
	Yes, more than any other country comes to the U.S.
	Of all the experts in America dealing with this crisis, I would sit them down and I would do exactly what we did then.
	What is it that we need?
	Listen to the experts.
	What do we need?
	I'm trying to avoid drinking because I know I'm going to have a lot.
	You have a single-payer system in Italy.
	It doesn't work there.
	It has nothing to do with- Good advice!
	Good for you!
	He made a point!
	It doesn't solve the problem at all.
	We can take care of that right now by making sure that no one has to pay for treatment, period, because of the crisis.
	No one has to pay for whatever drugs are needed, period, because of the crisis.
	No one has to pay for hospitalization because of the crisis, period.
	That is a national emergency and that's how it's handled.
	It is not working in Italy right now and they have a single-payer system.
	He just repeated himself, drink.
	The fact is that we're in a position where I would bring together the leading experts
	in the world.
	Instead of doing this in the United States, instead of doing this piecemeal, sit down
	and do what we did before with the Ebola crisis.
	He's said this again.
	What is needed?
	And have one voice.
	I'm drinking.
	One voice.
	Every day we met in that crisis.
	He just said one voice twice and Billy Gelman is somewhere like, am I needed?
	You're not needed since it came out of the closet, which, by the way, wasn't a surprise to anyone.
	It's my time!
	It's my time.
	The four remaining Billy Gilman fans really appreciate that.
	By the way, Crowder Debate Stream is a promo code to get $20 off Mug Club.
	That's the only way we're even able to do this.
	And we might be taken off, so if we're taken off, go to the Blaze TV.
	Link is in the description.
	Well, first of all, the dysfunctionality of the current healthcare system is obviously apparent.
	As I said earlier... Talk about redundant.
	Couldn't you have just said the dysfunction?
	You didn't need to say dysfunctionality.
	The dysfunction is apparent.
	He said, what, obviously?
	He said what obviously...
	It's dysfunction, it doesn't work.
	Clearly and obviously.
	Clearly, obviously, apparently.
	It exacerbates the crisis.
	When we spend twice as much per capita on healthcare as any other nation, one might
	expect that we would have enough doctors all over this country.
	One might expect... No, no, no, no, no, no!
	It's like we only care about this one thing that was unforeseeable.
	And we don't spend any other dollars on any other life-saving treatments, the most amount of transfusions and research and new medicine and organ replacements and all of that.
	None of those things.
	How long did it take for him to get his stint?
	I think he got it within several hours.
	I think that to see a cardiologist, if I'm not mistaken, in Italy is 57 days.
	I'm pretty sure Reg can bring that up.
	I think he got it in four hours versus 57 days.
	And he says, you'd think that if we're paying twice the amount that we would have enough doctors.
	Okay, listen.
	Here's the problem with this, and this sounds really good to the Young Turks Network, right, and the people like that who want to go out and talk about how we spend more on healthcare and we still don't have a perfect healthcare system.
	Here's what matters.
	Do we have more doctors than Canada?
	Do we have more doctors than Italy?
	Absolutely.
	Do we pay more?
	Sure.
	We get exponentially better care by every objective metric available.
	Death rates.
	If you're looking at survival rates.
	You're looking at how many people want to come here to get treatment.
	You're looking at the kind of new medical innovation.
	It's not even close.
	There you go.
	Reg brought that up.
	Is it 40%?
	Oh, what's this?
	Drugs sorted by country of origin.
	Look, it's not even close.
	You add up the other four countries combined.
	So he's holding the United States to the standard of, you think we have enough doctors to treat every single person in a crisis?
	But it's still way better than Italy.
	It's still way better than the countries that he would point to, especially if you point to any countries that have a comparable population, right?
	It's not really fair to necessarily compare it to Sweden or Denmark, where you have the population of Rhode Island, and they all look the same, and they all have the same genetic profile.
	Is that racist?
	No!
	What I'm saying is that having a similar genetic profile makes it easier to study how people react to the diseases.
	Just like you see the difference between a Jewish person, an Asian person, a black person, a Mediterranean person, and a Scandinavian person will have different genetic proclivities and different susceptibilities to a disease.
	I mean, one of the simplest way to consider it is if you have every... Asians don't wash their hands.
	Well, we do.
	We just spread the disease anyways.
	You wash them in pig guts.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Wait, you guys don't do that?
	No, but when you think about a small country like Sweden, and you think about the homogenous group of people that are there, just think about the sheer number of increased number of genetic disorders we have in America as a melting pot.
	One of the things that is our strength, however, comes with the consequence of meaning You're going to have every single race, every single genetic makeup, every single subtype of person or genome, all here in America.
	And we have to treat them all.
	Sweden?
	A lot less.
	Right, that's a good point.
	Except for the refugees.
	Yeah, that's true.
	healthcare when they should. Yeah, that's true. Because we don't have universal coverage.
	I think that's a crisis. One out of five people in America cannot afford the prescription
	drugs they need. They suffer. Some die. I consider that a crisis. Bottom line is we
	need a simple system. More die in socialized healthcare countries. Again, not even close.
	Far more people die from life-threatening ailments throughout the world.
	Your single best shot at living is being in the United States, whether you're rich or poor.
	Bernie knows that.
	He's trying to hold us to a perfect standard and comparing it to a horrible one with nationalized healthcare to make an argument that the world's biggest country, well, not the biggest, one of the biggest countries as far as population, sorry, I know we No, but think about this.
	What you just said is exactly right.
	He compares the American healthcare system to a perfect standard where everyone can get everything they need all the time.
	But his solution is not a perfect system.
	His solution is a demonstrably worse system.
	This is why Bernie is pushing people who are willing to scratch the surface to get below the soundbites and he's pushing them to all the other candidates.
	It's just none of it makes any sense.
	Yeah, plus he farts.
	I think we all do, Steven.
	Not to that degree.
	Deep down.
	Not at that rate.
	Wait, is that nationalism?
	That's what I was about to say!
	Is that white nationalism, Joe?
	He just said Italy sucks?
	He just said your people?
	a war and in a war you do whatever is needed to be done to take care of your people and
	what you do is you...
	Wait, is that nationalism?
	That's what I was about to say.
	Is that white nationalism, Joe?
	He just said Italy sucks?
	He just said your people?
	Is his pendant, is it a Pepe frog?
	It has nothing to do with Bernie's Medicare for All.
	And by the way, the... Vice President Biden, thank you... That was three sputters!
	Three drinks!
	Three drinks.
	One.
	See, now another thing that you want to mention... Two.
	Hold on.
	Hold on, twin-sitter.
	Three.
	You should be dreaming.
	What was the name of that movie?
	I remember it.
	It was very bad.
	What?
	No, the other thing to look at here is that when Bernie says 1 in 5 can't afford it, the study that that came from said 1 in 5, or roughly 20%, asked their doctor for a cheaper drug.
	I ask my doctor for a cheaper drug, no matter what the drug is.
	Do you call that a fault?
	I usually just ask him, hey, what cheap drugs are available?
	And he goes, well, for what?
	I say, for anything.
	Preferably fun.
	So you get a group of coupon-clipping Karens in a room.
	They all say, hey, is there a cheaper one, doc?
	Oh my gosh, we've got a crisis now, because people are asking, like all good Americans should, for something cheaper.
	And by the way, we were obviously at the forefront of generic drugs.
	We didn't have that when we were in Canada.
	You can ask Johnny Boy.
	When I moved here to the United States, because we did have subsidized prescriptions.
	And for name-brand drugs, it was less expensive.
	You still had to pay for about 70% of the drugs that you wanted.
	But when we moved, we did not have... When we moved to the United States, it was relatively new that there were $4 generics at Walmart.
	Now all the pharmacies have them here.
	We didn't have that in Canada.
	And we were dumbfounded.
	We were like, what?
	You have $4 prescriptions?
	We had never heard of it.
	Alright, let me watch.
	Now, they have the capacity to provide this surge help that hospitals need and that is needed across the nation.
	I would make sure that they did exactly what they're prepared to do.
	They've done it.
	They did it in the Ebola crisis.
	By the way, don't you love how he mentions Ebola and not swine flu?
	Because there was no, when people talk about this department, the task force, what was the term there, Reg?
	The task force of people who are specialized, pandemic task force, which is really just 12 guys in a room going like, oh, this is gonna get bad.
	They didn't have it until after Ebola.
	They didn't have it after swine flu.
	Barack Obama didn't have it going into Ebola.
	He had it after Ebola.
	Barack Obama declared a national emergency with the swine flu after a thousand people were killed.
	Donald Trump did it, I think, somewhere between 36 and 50.
	And he banned travel really early on.
	He took every precautionary measure that you can short of declaring a national emergency.
	He declared a public state of emergency, I think.
	Donald Trump can't do anything right.
	Anything he does is wrong because his name is Donald Trump.
	Pretty much.
	Pretty much.
	And he does do a lot of wrong stuff.
	Not as much as these assholes.
	Frankly, some of the wrongest.
	That includes people who are in prison right now.
	People who are in homeless shelters right now.
	What about the half a million people who are homeless tonight?
	Who's going to respond to them?
	Now, in 2008, when we had the Wall Street bailout, they did very well for the people on top.
	They bailed out.
	I'm sorry, Bernie.
	You're saying that the U.S.
	forgot about the suffering of ordinary Americans. This time around, let us learn that lesson.
	Hold on. I'm sorry, Bernie. You're saying that the US government does nothing?
	Hold up. I want to hear Biden's.
	What we should be doing now is we should be surging help to those places which are the most
	vulnerable. We should have every single person that's in a nursing home.
	So New York, Los Angeles, liberal strongholds.
	Where they want to get you into massive cities and use public transit and actually make it
	harder for you to Use your own vehicles.
	As you see recently in the New York Times, I believe it was, an article saying that, hey, oil is too cheap.
	People are driving their SUVs.
	We need to create price-fixing effectively.
	We need to inflate the prices of gas so that people will start getting on public transit.
	So, New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, you know, the places where you have hobos pissing in the subway or crapping in the streets.
	Social distancing.
	Everybody get away from each other.
	It's going to take a multi, multi-billion dollar program to do that.
	But first things first.
	The first thing is take care of the immediate needs.
	Stutter.
	First things first.
	The first thing.
	Drink.
	For those who are just tuning in, the drinking game is drink every time they stutter or repeat themselves or just generally seem out of sorts.
	I'm pretty confident Joe Biden is just repeating poorly written CNN articles over and over again.
	He's describing the graphics, not really Well, poorly written CNN is more redundant.
	He's just reading the lower ticker.
	And then when it says like, Joe Biden, Democratic National Candidate, he's like, Joe Biden, huh?
	Why'd I stop?
	Well, one of the consequences is we have got to learn that you cannot lie to the American people.
	Oh, okay, I want to hear this.
	You cannot be less than frank about the nature of the crisis.
	Who lied about the crisis?
	What bothers me very much is you have a president of the United States today, Mr. Trump.
	Who is praising China for the good work that they are doing, when in fact, as you indicated, they were lying to their own people and allowing that virus to move much more aggressively.
	You guys said it was racist to put the travel ban on China.
	Could you believe if he said China is terrible?
	There's been no president who's been more strict on China than Donald Trump.
	Yeah.
	Let's be honest.
	It's almost it's almost a catchphrase.
	China, China, China, the Chinese.
	Sorry.
	But they're not honest.
	Not all Chinese, but the Chinese government.
	But a lot of Chinese.
	The Chinese, right?
	And now he's giving Donald Trump crap for not saying the Chinese are lying about everything?
	They're moving the goalposts.
	You guys were upset that he banned travel from China.
	He did it immediately in January.
	Every time.
	Every time Trump pokes the bear with China and decides to go into a battle with them,
	oh he's so about to set off World War III, we're gonna get into a trade war,
	oh my gosh, I can't believe a large trade partnership, so angry, oh my god,
	and then as soon as he does anything, okay, they're like, I can't, I can't, I can't,
	Biden dementia here, he's got stars here, he's got Ebola, he's got Ebola, he's got Ebola,
	what number one? That's what he sounded like.
	That is what I sounded like!
	That's what they sound like!
	It's exactly the case!
	I don't know if you guys remember, but Bernie Sanders was just in hot water.
	He said that, you know, China had done more than any other country to address extreme poverty.
	And so, I mean... This is why we have the beach right here.
	A couple of debates ago.
	Anyway.
	Memory of a goldfish.
	Yeah.
	Is that in the midst of this crisis, we have got to act in an unprecedented way.
	And that means every country on earth is going to be affected.
	Every country on earth has got to work together.
	It also means that we tell- You can't even work with your own president!
	Every country has to work together after I took a big- STEAMING SHIT ON OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF!
	BUT THE REST OF YOU PLAY KNIGHTS!
	You know what's crazy is he can't even play well with his own party.
	It's true.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I know.
	As seen by the chain gang he tried to send after Elizabeth Warren.
	I did not expect that voice out of that lady.
	I know, but I still didn't expect it.
	I expected her to sound like Candace Owens.
	Oh, it is uncanny.
	I know, but I still didn't expect it. I expect her to sound like Candace Owens.
	Just hours ago, the Federal Reserve cut interest rates to near 0%, which has not happened since
	the financial crisis in 2008.
	Biden looks like he's about to say... No, I'm sorry, what was that?
	He's completely forgotten why he's there.
	What we're going to do is make it clear to the world and make it clear to the United States that we are going to have to have a major, major, major bailout package that we do not reward corporations, we reward individuals who in fact are really put to the test here.
	The problem is the policies of this administration economically... How come we don't bail out anyone?
	Wait, what was the plan?
	I feel like he just said nothing.
	We're going to give people money.
	We're not going to bail out corporations because they're made up of sharks.
	Mannequins.
	We're not going to bail out corporations that consist of primarily marsupials because that money should go to humans.
	But enchidnas.
	We're totally on board with enchidnas.
	You know, you can't be spending money on chinchillas willy-nilly.
	That should go to a person.
	Only chihuahuas.
	The chihuahuas.
	Stratter!
	Drink!
	Oh, boy.
	Oh, my back!
	No, not again!
	drink, etc. We have to go beyond that. We're gonna have to be in a situation
	where we're meeting on a daily basis. Oh my back middle of financial crisis. No, not again.
	How we are going to find the wherewithal and the money to be able to see to it we
	hold all these folks harmless but not not do what Trump wants to do. For
	example, he came along and said I got a great idea let's um well you can tell me.
	Stutter.
	Lost the train of thought.
	Oh man.
	Oh no.
	I pooped!
	It's like he gets to the end of the time every time, which is the same amount of time, and he goes, oh dang!
	You know what I would do?
	You know what I would do if I were in charge of that, just to make Biden look bad?
	I would make it, I just realized, I just forgot the term.
	I would make it a manual clock.
	A non-analog.
	Analog clock.
	I'd make it an analog clock.
	Probably would have confused me.
	What is that, manual?
	Analog!
	You're smarter than me, Joe Biden.
	I'd make it an analog clock, and it would guarantee that he loses every debate.
	Fox News, if you're listening, when you handle a national debate, analog clock.
	We got people who are struggling working two or three jobs to put food on the table.
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	I don't have sources in front of me.
	You can see this is basically just some talking points that I expected them to hit.
	I think it's 4.2 percent, 4.4 percent of Americans work two jobs.
	Still, the national average work week is 34 hours.
	When was the last time you saw a 34-hour work week?
	I think I might have been 17 years old mowing lawns and even then you'd have to give me 36!
	This is a lie.
	This is a lie.
	Americans are making more than ever before, they're working reasonable hours, and fewer Americans are working two jobs than under Barack Obama.
	Certainly at the beginning of his presidency.
	What's the source rate?
	Is it 4.82?
	4.52?
	4.82.
	4.82.
	4.82? 4.82. Sorry I was off by 0.4% which the CDC calls insignificant.
	That has nothing to do with the legitimate concern about income equality in America.
	That's real. That's real. But that does not affect the...
	Repeated himself. Drink.
	...swiftly and very thoroughly and in concert with all the forces that...
	that we need to bring to bear to deal with the crisis now.
	So no one's thrown out of their home.
	No one loses their mortgage.
	No one is kicked out of their house.
	This sounds a lot like what helped create that financial crash of 2008, by the way.
	They want to act like it was predatory lending?
	No, it was the government saying no one should go without a home.
	Everyone gets a home.
	And then afterward, remember, it was no one gets kicked out because the banks wanted to foreclose.
	My parents had to put like 25% down at a crazy, crappy mortgage because people were being kept in their homes because the government was supposed to determine who are winners and losers.
	This is unreal to me.
	They're making the exact same mistakes.
	If people don't know, and I know a lot of millennials who go, okay, boomer, Well, let's remove boomers.
	Go Gen X. I'm millennial.
	Slightly older millennial.
	Go look up Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac.
	Go see what happened with the housing crisis.
	Sure, the banks took advantage, but the idea of predatory lending is a thing.
	Ooh, ooh, you know what?
	I have a great idea.
	Someone said Bank of America, the CEO.
	I got an idea.
	We're going to go give money to people who have no chance of paying it back.
	That's a business model?
	No, unless you know they're guaranteed by the government.
	And even more than that, the government was actually putting pressure, leveraging them to give loans to people who had no chance of paying it back.
	So then they bundled it together, basically with lesser risky loans, and they started to... This is what created the market crash.
	It was started with good intentions by the government.
	That is the root of the housing crash.
	And you know who avoided it?
	Crazy enough, Canada.
	Crazy, liberal, almost socialist Canada because of Stephen Harper.
	That's why he is their Ronald Reagan.
	They are socialists.
	They are far to the left of the United States.
	And they said, what?
	Why would we give a loan to someone who can only put 8% down?
	That's absurd.
	We're not going to do that.
	That'll cause some kind of a housing bubble.
	They didn't do it.
	We did it because leftists in the House and in the Senate said, you know what?
	We really think that everyone should get a house.
	Yeah, but some people can't afford that house.
	We don't really care.
	It's almost like you're not fiscally responsible.
	You don't understand how economics work.
	We're in the Democratic Party!
	Did you hear that, by the way?
	training, more equipment, more equipment to save the first responders as well.
	In addition to that, we then have to also look at what are the immediate needs right
	today? How about that person who's been laid off today? How about that person
	who doesn't have an income today? They have to know that tomorrow. Did you hear
	that? By the way? Not joking, because we talked about Biden's dementia and his
	cognitive decline early on, and now it's kind of a meme.
	But I'm not talking It's the weird slurring.
	It's like if you watch some boxers or you watch some old football players who are what they call punch drunk.
	You see that with Biden a little bit.
	Listen to not just the stutters and the ones that are obvious, but the consistent sort of slurring of the words.
	I mean, you take enough town hall participants out back.
	You're quite right.
	get punched drunk.
	He keeps hitting his face when he's doing the push-ups because he doesn't have the
	he passes out.
	He just like, one, two, three.
	You're quite right.
	I voted against the bailout because I believe that the illegal behavior being done by the
	people on Wall Street should not be rewarded by a ballot.
	Totally agree.
	That's how the Tea Party was started.
	Came from a rant from Rick Santelli.
	We were anti-bailout before you ran on it.
	Than they did back then.
	They're bigger now than they were then.
	I thought at the time that in the midst of massive income and wealth inequality, the people on top, who were surtaxed on the wealth, could bail out.
	In the midst, we get trillions of dollars in zero interest loans to large banks.
	But the answer to your question is where we are right now.
	We need to stabilize the economy.
	in 2000. Blam! Blam! Blam! Click! Click! Click! Click! Ah!
	Click! Click! Click! Ah! And then they find out that you didn't need to do it. You know what I think one of the
	fundamental interesting parts is. I don't want Bernie to kill himself. The whole point is the guy does not kill
	himself. He runs out of ammo. It's a movie. One of the fundamental questions here is if you give money to workers
	versus you give money to industries or companies who are the employers so that they can continue to pay a wage,
	What has the short and long term best effect for America and for rewarding people who are working?
	It's allowing them to continue to work.
	Most people would say, I want to work.
	I don't want a handout.
	And that's one of the interesting things I think that Bernie continues to miss is he listens to the Bernie bros who say, free, free, free, gimme, gimme, gimme.
	And he forgets that the rest of America, the people who love America, whether you're a Democrat, whether you're a centrist, whether you're a conservative, Oh, don't play your bullshit fair and balanced here.
	But... Every now and then Bill's like, alright, listen, we gotta pull it back.
	But, that's a good point.
	Both Biden, sorry, both Bernie and Donald Trump are kind of popular.
	Wait, Stephen stuttered.
	drink. Both Bernie and Trump are kind of populists.
	But it's interesting to me because I didn't think Donald Trump could make this work.
	He started off as a populist sort of appealing to the Rust Belt.
	Their populist argument with Donald Trump is empowering.
	It's, look how good things are.
	You're going to get a job.
	We're going to make things more affordable.
	You're going to get pay increases.
	Bernie's populist argument is, I'm going to give you stuff.
	I'm not going to help the employers.
	I'm going to give you money.
	You can't earn it.
	I will give it to you.
	Remember Barack Obama?
	You didn't build that.
	So you have a guy on this stage who was the VP of, you didn't build that.
	And then you have another guy saying, we hate corporations.
	We're going to give money to the people who make up corporations.
	And by the way, I'm not arguing in support of the bank bailouts at all.
	But Emsling, if you're trying to keep an economy afloat, giving it solely to employees and not taking into account employers, and by the way, that's a lot easier to do.
	You don't have to give them money.
	You can provide them tax relief.
	You can provide employers incentives.
	I can tell you this, with the tax cuts that happened from Donald Trump, we employed three more people at this company.
	True.
	And it's a small company.
	We only have 15 employees, right?
	A bigger company?
	Every single business has gone on a hiring spree across the board.
	I don't mean every single one.
	You'll find one business, but statistically, It has been an unbelievable, that's why we have unemployment at, was it 3.8 right now?
	But we have labor force participation rate at an incredible high.
	We have layoffs at an all-time low because businesses can be directly affected by tax policy.
	So you have 65% of Americans, that includes workers and business owners.
	And by the way, that's redundant.
	Business owners are workers.
	But business owners and workers have a lower tax burden, and so it's reinvested into the business.
	They'll put it into R&D.
	They'll put it into bringing on more employees.
	That benefits everybody.
	So people who say trickle-down is a myth, it's the same people who try to say the Star Wars missile defense system from Ronald Reagan was a myth, because that's what they coined it.
	Conservatives don't use the term trickle-down economics the way that leftists have tried to frame it.
	But the idea that, hey, the government can't really solve everything, but something that they can do is make sure that they get out of the way so that the people who drive this economy, businesses, can hire more people.
	They can invest more in their companies.
	That will be what's best for everyone long term.
	That is the difference between conservatism and liberalism.
	And so when people say, oh, I'm just down the middle, man.
	I just take it issue by issue.
	You do need to have a macro worldview.
	through which you view all of these policies.
	Give people stuff because you believe the government can solve every problem.
	That's what Italy believes.
	That's what Greece believes.
	That's what the UK believes.
	Or, you know what?
	The government's not that great at solving every individual problem in people's lives.
	Let's get out of the way and try and create an environment where they can make the most and best decisions for themselves.
	And it's just crazy to me that they're both sort of populist arguments.
	Donald Trump has a positive populist argument.
	Despite his tweets, I get they can be mean, they can be crappy.
	But Donald Trump, think of this for a second.
	If the economy isn't doing well, if people don't believe that they can do better than they did two years ago, Donald Trump doesn't win re-election.
	If people do believe that they're doing well, and if people are hopeful and optimistic, Bernie Sanders cannot win the election.
	It's true.
	Yeah.
	We're undocumented people who try to do the right thing.
	They're sick, they want to go to the doctor, they don't want to spread this disease, are now standing and thinking about whether ICE is going to deport them.
	So one of the things that we have to do is to make sure that everybody feels comfortable.
	Is it me?
	Sorry, I know you guys have to drink, but is it me?
	Don't we want to deport undocumented people coming into this country when we're talking about a crackdown on a virus?
	Shouldn't we know who's here?
	I even think Joe's having that exact same thought.
	No, he's on board now.
	Never mind.
	Am I not compassionate if I say, well, of course you shouldn't be coming here illegally right now.
	Of course we need to be even tighter at the borders.
	It can't just be me, right?
	Steven, that's racist.
	They could be white people.
	I love how there's only two of them and yet they're still speaking over each other.
	We know that people over the age of 60 and those with underlying medical conditions are vulnerable to coronavirus and are being asked to change their behavior to protect themselves.
	So Senator Sanders, I'll start with you.
	You're 78 years old.
	You had a heart attack.
	What are you doing to protect yourself?
	Well, a great deal.
	I mean, last night we had Trojan minis.
	A fireside chat, not a rally.
	I love doing rallies and we bring many thousands of people out to our rallies.
	I enjoy it very much.
	We're not doing that right now.
	In fact, our entire staff is working from home.
	So on a personal level, what we're doing is I'm not shaking hands.
	Joe and I did not shake hands.
	And I am very careful about the people I am interacting with.
	That's just because he grabbed the 12-year-old's ass.
	His hands were occupied.
	...sanitizers to make sure that I do not get... He stuttered like 50 times here with the uhs.
	We have to count that.
	Drink.
	You should have done beer, not whiskey.
	You have to drink.
	President Biden, you're 77.
	What are you doing to protect yourself?
	Well, fortunately... Fighting everybody.
	Fortunately, I don't have any underlying conditions other than retardation.
	I went to my doctor.
	They said I don't have dementia.
	I'm just retarded.
	So take that for what it's worth.
	...30 years old or 60 years old or 80 years old.
	And that is, I want to make sure that I do not, I do not shake hands any longer.
	Stutter. I do not, I do not.
	We did the same thing. Our staff is all working from home.
	We are not doing rallies any longer. We're doing virtual rallies.
	Come on! You weren't doing rallies anyway.
	When they said, hey, Biden, this corona thing, we're not going to be able to do rallies anymore, I said, oh, thank God.
	The Twitter videos were making the TikToks.
	Thank God.
	So no one's going to see me in the Hyatt Schenectady ballroom be empty anymore?
	Thank the Lord.
	So I'm taking all the precautions we're told for everybody else to take.
	Let's turn to the race more broadly now.
	Throughout this campaign, you've each laid out starkly different... I actually do appreciate that Biden does stop, even though I know it's just because he's run out of mental runway.
	I do appreciate that he's doing it.
	By the way, promo code is CrowderDebateStream.
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	Is there anything we've missed thus far, Reg the Beast?
	No, no, no.
	No, no, no, I think we're good.
	Yeah.
	What's a revolution going to do?
	Disrupt everything in the meantime?
	Look, Bernie talks about, excuse me, the Senator talks about his Medicare for All.
	He still hasn't told you how he's going to ever get it passed.
	He hasn't told you how, in fact, there's any possibility of that happening.
	He hasn't told you how much it's going to cost.
	He hasn't told you how it's going to apply.
	It doesn't kick in for four years, even after it passes.
	We want a revolution.
	Let's act now.
	Pass the Biden health care plan, which takes Obamacare, restores all the cuts made to it, subsidizes it further.
	That's actually a good answer, though, for Biden right now.
	That's actually a strong way to frame it.
	Either he's drunk or there's something going on.
	Stutter.
	Drink.
	in dealing with underlying diseases that are of great consequence.
	Diabetes, Alzheimer's, and cancer.
	Either he's drunk or there's something going on.
	...that's in a public option providing Medicare.
	Stutter. Drink.
	We can do that now. I can get that now.
	For those just tuning in, the game is if they stutter, repeat themselves, or generally portray any sort of signs
	of cognitive decline.
	Imbibe.
	There's going to come a time where legally I require that we no longer do this.
	It's probably true.
	I think the time has passed, but we don't care.
	But I am drinking too.
	You said that already.
	Bernie still hasn't cost.
	That one doesn't even make any sense.
	for it. You said that already. Bernie still hasn't cost, that one doesn't even make any
	sense. Drink. Senator Sanders. Look, let's do something that is very rarely done in the
	Congress.
	Let's do something that the media doesn't do.
	Let's talk about the reality of American life.
	Why is it that over the last 45 years, despite the huge increase in productivity, and technology. The average worker today is not making a
	nickel more in real dollars.
	Bull crap. Bull crap. Reg, let's bring this up. It's not even close. We've seen the greatest
	wage increase, by the way, under Donald Trump, okay, significantly. Now, that's even using
	their standards. Okay, this is something we've done a whole video on this. Their standards is
	average hourly income as opposed to, I believe, it's average individual earnings annually. That
	is more accurate of an indicator.
	Why?
	Because average annual income is different from an hourly job.
	For example, someone flipping a fillet of fish today isn't necessarily worth more to a company than someone flipping a fillet of fish tomorrow, right?
	That job adjusted for inflation should pay about the same market rate.
	But individuals tend to get their biggest raises right at that point of about middle age, in their 30s, maybe early 40s, late 20s, because that's when they move up.
	Then it stabilizes because they find themselves in a job that's relatively stable.
	This also applies to people, of course, who are going to college, right?
	They may be working menial tasks, menial jobs, then they get a huge pay increase.
	So that is the rate.
	I think we have it from American Enterprise Institute, or Brookings, I'm not entirely sure.
	That's the metric that matters, and it's consistently been over 5%.
	So people do make more today, but even using their standards, their average hourly wages, it's gone up I believe 5% under Donald Trump as opposed to somewhere between 2.5% and 3% under Barack Obama.
	And here's the thing, if I'm not entirely accurate with those numbers, Reg will bring them up, I know that I'm pretty damn close, I know it's closer than him saying Americans aren't making a nickel more.
	Which, by the way, is just short of him talking about how all he got was an orange in his stocking and liked it.
	I mean, in all fairness, he's still living in the 20s, so a nickel to him is like paying for a Cadillac.
	Right, there you go.
	We have that chart that shows wage growth.
	My average contribution is $44.
	Just this month, I've raised $33 million.
	Average contribution, $51.
	The idea that this is... Bernie's implication is... Yeah, yeah, we need a drink on that.
	Alright, we're gonna have a new rule for the second hour.
	I mean, we chose a 77 and 78 year old.
	I mean, these are... Carson, I'm going to need another beverage.
	I'm gonna go the other direction, Bill.
	I'm gonna go stronger because this is a very boring debate.
	Switching to Fanta.
	Why don't you get rid of the super pack that you have right now?
	I mean, Univision.
	They're co-hosting.
	Don't laugh, Joe.
	That's just the truth.
	I think in the past, Joe, if I'm not mistaken, you condemned super PACs.
	Is that correct?
	You get rid of the nine super PACs you have?
	Joe Biden's a pimp!
	Joe Biden, make him do push-ups!
	Make him do push-ups!
	Go in, he's on the ropes!
	Do it!
	This is the point!
	Is it just me, or does Bernie Sanders have, like, considering how scrunched he is, he's like a human scrunchie, but he has really long arms, like the ghost of Christmas future in A Christmas Carol.
	He's got good scrunch.
	I can say it because he's white.
	Bernie Sanders is built like an orangutan.
	not only dominate the political system but dominate our economy as well.
	Somebody makes a decision...
	I can say it because he's white.
	Bernie Sanders is built like an orangutan.
	Very good deadlift leverages.
	Very good deadlift leverages.
	I have long arms and short femurs so I can pull a lot from the floor.
	...exercising so much power when so many people have given up on the political process.
	I proposed a significant change in the tax code, and I've been proposing it for a long, long time.
	Number one.
	Number two... Well, you changed the tax code when you were president.
	Guess what?
	Incomes suck?
	It's about making sure everybody pays their fair share.
	For example... Oh, that's disgusting.
	Get out of here.
	Get your Corona... Oh, yeah.
	I get the gag, but I hate that I'm going to have to drink Corona beer.
	I'm excited.
	Thank you, Gibby.
	Gibby was nice enough.
	He just poured me a half beer because he knows that I hate Corona.
	Oh, you still have your beer?
	Then you haven't been drinking with the Studders there, AudioWaves.
	Yeah, I'm a little behind.
	Son of a bitch.
	Promo code is CrowderDebateStream.
	CrowderDebateStream, of course, if we get kicked off.
	I don't think we're gonna get kicked off.
	By the way, this is totally unrelated.
	Have you guys noticed that since we got litigious, We haven't had any of our streams removed?
	We've been showing this thing full screen!
	There's no reason that we shouldn't be removed.
	Yes, there are lots of reasons we shouldn't be removed.
	Whoever's listening right now, please do not remove us.
	That was not an admission.
	I'm just saying as far as how we broadcast this is the same as before, but since we sent in the half-Asian crown, we don't get removed.
	So thank you, Bill.
	There are no admissions.
	No admissions.
	My point is the corona has made it worse.
	They don't want to get close to me.
	Yeah, they don't want to get the virus, man.
	America, go to the website right now.
	Go to the YouTube right now.
	Go to the YouTubes!
	Go to the YouTubes!
	I'm gonna pee!
	I'm gonna pee!
	Everyone was joking about how tonight's debate was gonna be two old guys, two old guys, and there's such a lack of self-awareness.
	Go on!
	Go on the YouTube and look it up!
	That would be a part of my debate prep.
	Do not say THE YouTube.
	Don't say the anything.
	Yeah, don't no thes.
	On his desire to try to privatize and or cut social security.
	And understand how he manipulated it out.
	Oh!
	A manipulator.
	That's not what they say on the books of faces.
	It's called face spaces.
	It's called face spaces.
	He just stuttered by the way.
	And I stuttered while saying stutter.
	Everyone better drink.
	The levels better be all over the map.
	That's how I'm gonna know that Audio Wade is doing his job.
	Is that true Bruce?
	No it's not true.
	Ah, Corona!
	Ooh, I like that.
	Tastes like a skunk's asshole.
	Direct rebuttal.
	Close your mouth, Bernie.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa!
	deal with the deficit everything was on the table I did not support any of those
	cuts and so says a close your mouth Bernie this is very much like two old
	people at brunch I know things are getting real when they don't even bother, like, directing their comments.
	They're just pacing each other.
	Look at the body language right now.
	Biden is looking at the moderator and Bernie's looking at Biden.
	Hey, I just realized the six feet isn't for Corona.
	It's so that they can't look shit each other.
	I did not.
	I never voted to cut six feet.
	Well, yes, there was a reason why I was worried about the deficit.
	Maybe that's good reason, maybe it's not.
	All that I am saying is you were prepared to cut and advocated for the cuts.
	I did not.
	I never voted to cut.
	I did not.
	I never voted.
	I never voted.
	But look, I voted to protect.
	Stutter.
	Stutter and interruption, that's the big drink.
	Oh, don't you dare drink that out of anything other than a mug.
	Don't let that corona touch the mug.
	I'm wrapping my hands on it like this.
	It's so disgusting.
	Oh, hey, PolitiFact, in case you were just wondering, Bernie calls you a liar.
	the most political actors won a whole lot of times.
	But along on that, Bernie.
	Oh, hey, PolitiFact, in case you were just wondering, Bernie calls you a liar.
	He just calls you out.
	I just wanted to, you know, say something about it.
	And Washington Post, give him some Pinocchios.
	Actually, you know what?
	Just give him some Geppettos.
	I feel like he's, I feel like he's the kind of guy, first off, he is the kind of guy, Bernie is, he's the candidate who'd create a marionette that has to go to Fantasy Island, and Joe Biden is the guy who would be hiding in Pleasure Island in the bushes.
	Like in that, in that, you know, in the old, uh, one of those things where you put your face through so you look like those characters and just be Joe Biden like, huh?
	Huh?
	He's that charlatan.
	Watching kids on the roller coaster hoping their skirt blows up.
	Oh, interrupting the woman host.
	Are they going to go to a commercial break?
	op-ed that said quote it is clear we will have to make incremental adjustments
	in Social Security taxes and benefits. Yeah. Why are your past comments any less
	relevant than incremental adjustments? What I advocated. Oh.
	Interrupting the woman host.
	And have advocated for years. Are they gonna go to a commercial break? I mean these guys are gonna faint.
	Increasing the cost of living assistance. No you're not gonna find me ever calling for cuts
	to Social Security. Right now for example. Ever? We determined COLA's
	Come on, that's like a parent saying they're never going to spank their kids.
	You've got to keep the option on the table.
	Keep those old people on their toes.
	You've got to keep the fear, man.
	The retirees need to fear the banhammer a little bit.
	Hey, you know, I heard they're calling coronavirus the boomer-doomer.
	Yeah, I know.
	I love it.
	That's a good name.
	It's the best thing ever.
	It is a good name.
	It cuts the Social Security, erasing the retirement age.
	I formed, along with people like Barbara Boxer, the Defending Social Security Caucus to say no.
	When 20% of our seniors are trying to get by on $13,000 a year or more, we are not going to cut Social Security.
	Beer is terrible.
	I know.
	Hey guys, I appreciate the Corona gag, but can someone bring me an actual beer?
	I really can't.
	I know people will say I'm a snob.
	I cannot drink Corona beer.
	By the way, just in case people who don't, do you have any idea how easy it is for beer to be tainted by UV light?
	To give you an idea, my mother-in-law, Thanksgiving, she lived in an apartment that was 16 floors up.
	She took a growler of beer, my favorite beer, she put it out because it was cold, in the snow, on the balcony, in the sunlight, for three hours, and it tasted like a skunk roadkill.
	That's why they use dark bottles.
	Mexico just hasn't caught on yet.
	I mean, other Mexican beers do, just not Corona.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Like Negronadello is perfectly fine.
	It's not my favorite, but I'll drink it.
	I cannot drink this Corona.
	It is so bad.
	It is so bad, and I'm watching the Democratic debates, and this beer is still almost the worst part of my night.
	Ooh!
	When he really smiles wide, he looks like that Cheshire Cat.
	Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw this, but Biden's campaign announces just right before the debate.
	Yeah, it's about an hour before the debate.
	They'll support a plan to make public colleges and universities tuition free.
	Well thank you, but someone's going to have to actually pour this out.
	Oh my goodness.
	You're going to have to pour it out and then return.
	Thank you.
	I appreciate that he used up that $19 surgical mask for a gag.
	Yeah, those things are expensive.
	My wife got price gouged on Amazon for those.
	They saw her coming a mile away.
	Which, by the way, I prefer price gouging to nothing.
	But she's like seven foot five.
	I know.
	But do you see now?
	They're like, we're going to stop price gouging on Amazon.
	So guys are just sitting on thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer.
	Like, well, wouldn't it be better to pay slightly more than no one getting hand sanitizer?
	It was a good idea and I support it.
	How many bottles of aloe vera and Tito's can you make?
	I'm not saying everything Bernie said has been wrong.
	Just kidding, it doesn't work.
	But I wanted to test it to see if you actually believe me.
	Look, this is a little bit about leadership as well.
	Joe talked about bankruptcy.
	Joe, if my memory is correct, you helped write that bankruptcy bill.
	I did not!
	Which one of us' memory is worse?
	He is literally Tommy Wiseau tonight.
	I did not!
	What was the other thing that he said earlier that was Tommy Wiseau?
	I did not.
	No, but before that he said something.
	I was quoting the room.
	Thank you very much.
	I appreciate it.
	It looks like an oyster floating at the top of my beer.
	By the way, the answer to that question from Bernie, if my memory serves me correctly, it doesn't.
	doesn't unpopular vote but it's not just bankruptcy the difference between joe and i are you still
	have corona higher education is four years ago it was not a popular idea joe glad you're coming
	around now four years ago now is that just angry old secular jewish handshakes or parkinson's
	people were saying bernie that's a radical idea i'm not a doctor
	We know.
	You're a guru.
	I'm technically the only doctor in this show.
	This is true.
	And it's not just because I'm Asian.
	When it's an idea that you get criticized for.
	So I'm proud of that fact and I'm proud of my leadership on many issues.
	I'm proud of most facts.
	I'm proud of the general concept of facts.
	I'm proud of the general concept of facts.
	Four years ago, Joel.
	So did I, and I went out and gave...
	Fifteen dollars an hour?
	Fifteen dollars an hour in New York City.
	Go talk to the governor.
	Which shouting white guy do you want under your party, Democrats?
	And by the way, even though they both say they support $15 an hour, keep in mind they are the party that kicked out Amazon from Queens, New York, that was providing average salaries of, I think, what, $122,000 a year?
	Reg can bring that up.
	And AOC said, we're not going to let you come in and take advantage of our citizens.
	Well, I thought you wanted $15 an hour.
	Yeah, but not from them.
	Who do you want to give it to?
	Me.
	WeEye.
	He said WeEye?
	If WeEye?
	Was he doing a KiEye?
	percent of the people, the first bankruptcy bill, 10 percent of the student loans, number
	one.
	Number two, now we're in a position where we're able to correct that problem.
	The fact is, if WEI hadn't stepped up and changed the law...
	WEI.
	He said WEI?
	If WEI.
	Was he doing a Ki-I?
	Was he getting ready to throw a punch like WEI?
	Come on, that's a drink.
	Stutter.
	Wee-eye?
	Come on, that's gotta be one.
	Wee-eye.
	For those just tuning in, promo code is CrowderDebateStream.
	You get $20 off and the drinking game is drink every time they stutter.
	I generally don't finish a thought or act like Bernie Sanders or Joe Biden.
	Wait, did he just say number two again?
	Did he?
	No, I didn't catch him.
	Hey, can we figure out what Bernie's pin is?
	I really want to know what that is.
	What is that?
	Is it the Rotary Club?
	in the bill the first time around. Hey, can we figure out what Bernie's pin is? I really want to know what that is.
	What is that?
	Is it like the Rotary Club? Is he at the Elks Lodge?
	He's in an inaugural meeting.
	It's an original collector's pin from when the 13 colonies were created.
	institution.
	The House voting against it, we might not have the problems with it we have today.
	You know what leadership is about Joe, and it deals with your opposition, or your supporters
	you could say, are more than you probably are.
	For legislation regarding gay communities and the so-called Defense of Marriage Act.
	You remember that Bill, right?
	You remember the Defense of America?
	It was, you know, gay marriage, cadets...
	I remember...
	What does it mean to you, Ernie?
	I remember that vote.
	It was a very hard vote.
	I voted against the Defense of America.
	You voted for it.
	I voted against the bankruptcy bill.
	You voted for it.
	Joe's like, damn it.
	You voted for it.
	I voted against disastrous trade agreements like NAFTA and PNT.
	Ah, damn it.
	Now you're going to put me at odds with the queers.
	Can I say queers?
	What do I say?
	Queers?
	Sprites?
	What's the?
	I don't care if they want to jump.
	They want to play leapfrog with another homo?
	I have no problem with it, but you know, I still like to go home to my wife.
	You know, for me, I'm not, you know, I'm not, uh, I'm not any fairy.
	I like to go home to my wife and give her the old, you know.
	He likes to do push-ups on top of her.
	Watch me do crunches!
	Oh, there you go!
	Knew this was coming.
	I know what Bernie Sanders is going to say.
	He said he voted against that because he didn't want mom-and-pop gun shops to be sued.
	But the fact is, if you compare his record with pharmaceutical companies and being able to be litigious with every other industry, the reason he protected the gun industry, and I think he was totally right in that vote, is because he comes from a state with the most relaxed gun laws in the country, Vermont, and he didn't want to lose the voting constituency.
	When asked?
	That's a stutter and asked!
	Drink!
	Buzzword!
	When asked?
	And it started a ripple effect.
	That's a stutter and asked.
	Drink.
	Major player to say, I support gay marriage on national television.
	All that I'm saying here is, we can argue this or that.
	Buzzword.
	Leadership.
	I saw a photo of a.
	Determination.
	Courage.
	Halfway through, two of them are just going to start making eagle sounds.
	That'll get my vote.
	A clap in his arms.
	If it's biologically accurate, I will vote for Guy.
	If he does a good eagle.
	I have taken on every special interest there is out there.
	Here's the trick.
	Wait, hold on.
	He's taken every special interest.
	Have you taken on the commies?
	That's all I ask.
	What about the unions, by the way?
	When people talk about special interests, they talk about big money in politics.
	We can bring this up, Reg.
	If you look at the top political donors of all time, I don't even know if I have this number.
	Was it 14 out of the top 20 are unions, labor unions?
	You can give this to me.
	It's either 14 or 16 out of the top 20 are unions.
	You have to go way down that list to find Big Oil or the Koch brothers.
	Unions, which by the way, often they're public sector unions, talk about corrupt.
	You don't really have a choice of how your union He's making it hard for me right now.
	I was trying to give him credit for some things.
	Bernie, have you taken on the unions?
	Because that's the biggest special interest lobby in this country.
	If Bernie's a nominee... I think Bernie has one of those pens that has all the different colors.
	He's just clicking with the pink, green, blue.
	He's just sitting there answering, and Biden's like, Purple!
	Those are fun, yeah.
	And Biden's like, well, you got purple on there?
	I've never seen purple.
	I just mixed.
	I mixed green and blue.
	It's more of a mauve.
	You got mauve?
	Can I see that?
	No, it's mine.
	All right, Tom's political donors.
	We've got Union.
	Yeah, $552 million from Unions and $441 million from non-Unions.
	Yeah, that's right.
	I think we have from Open Secrets, I think we have, is somewhere here where it's like out of the actual individual donors.
	Um, I think Open Secrets has the actual union lobbies.
	I do appreciate that.
	It's very clear that because Bernie is against all corporations, and he's against the entire healthcare industry, that if you work for a corporation, or you work in healthcare, you should not vote for Bernie.
	He's not your guy.
	That's true.
	Yeah, just a few people were- If you're coming up for the cure for the next coronavirus, Bernie's not your guy.
	But if you are homeless, or in prison- By the way!
	Yeah.
	Or both.
	If someone comes up with a vaccine for Corona, I think they should be a billionaire.
	Just remember how you feel right now.
	14 of America's biggest 25 campaign donors are unions.
	That's from a podcast.
	But anyway, you can find it at Open Secrets.
	No, yeah, the source is Open Secrets.
	What are these guys blathering about now?
	campaign for him will you urge your supporters to support him?
	On day one when I announced my candidacy in 1911 when I said that this country cannot
	deal with a president who is a pathological liar who's running a corrupt administration
	who obviously doesn't know the constitution of the united states who believes is above the law
	Clinton hasn't been president for decades. He's a racist, sexist, and a homophobe.
	He is the most dangerous president in the modern history of this country.
	That's what I said on day one, Joe.
	Day one.
	Day one.
	But obviously I hope to win the nomination.
	But if I don't win the nomination, I, and I think every other Democratic candidate, is prepared to come together to do everything humanly possible to defeat Donald Trump.
	But let me respond to something that Joe... Sorry, I was just looking through.
	I was like, ah, he's made a claim that I was predicting, but then I can't find it.
	But details make a difference.
	He says details makes a difference, yet we have none about his way to pay for health care.
	Well, yeah, you're just going to tax the rich.
	All the details except for my no one attacks everyone multiple times right yeah, anyone Bobby the rich anyone
	over making over 28,000 I mean come on. Yeah, yeah
	Reason making 30,000 a year finally those fat cats have to pay right someone's got a key
	Detailed proposal you've seen someone who makes 32,000 a year of the cocky sons of bitches
	Going around and they're going around in their Kia Rio. Oh Oh, I think we're doing break now.
	Oh, wow.
	That was amazing.
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	I will say this.
	It started off pretty much exactly as I thought.
	They went after Donald Trump with Corona.
	And then, Reg, you were a little bit wrong.
	Bernie's hitting below the belt a little bit with Biden.
	He hasn't seriously hit him.
	He needs to hit Ukraine, Hunter Biden, Dementia.
	That's what I want to see.
	Do you think he gets upset when I question him a little bit?
	He isn't really.
	I'm never wrong.
	He perked up a little bit.
	I won't be hiring you to babysit my twins.
	I want to see an all-out brawl between these guys.
	Maybe when they start getting the push-ups.
	Social distancing.
	Anything surprises anyone here?
	No.
	That's exactly as expected.
	I thought they were going to pull their punches a little bit.
	No, they were really going after each other.
	Yeah, they went in fast.
	They did.
	Look at this.
	Look at the pictures right there of Biden and Bernie.
	It looks like a UFC promo.
	Reg, can you bring up the UFC promos?
	The tape?
	It actually looks like Biden and a skinny Dick Cheney.
	It really does.
	It looks like a skinny Dick Cheney.
	All right, hold on.
	Let's bring that up.
	You know what?
	We'll bring it up after the break.
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	Avoiding the shows where you'd have to speak of this communist shit you want here at home.
	You clung down a rope of blankets and sheets.
	Evaded the guards, you Leninist creep.
	It's time to get back to the old folks home I'm reading your plan over again
	And there's not a word that I comprehend Except when you shine in love, Bernie
	Always with me in back words Well, as for now, I'm gonna watch the saddest man
	Sit alone and wonder How you made it out
	Seriously, is there somebody else Who's gonna make it out
	I'm gonna watch the saddest man Sit alone and wonder
	Seriously, is there somebody anywhere Who can explain how you got out
	Your bedroom window, how did it break You left the pills that you need to take
	I hope you don't have another seizure.
	You climbed out a rope.
	A blanket's a cheat.
	Evaded the guards.
	You called me to scream.
	I wish I knew you were back in the home.
	A voice in your head.
	Corns on your feet.
	And you tip like crap.
	Because you're so cheap.
	If I don't need a gun, you don't need a free home Well, as for now, I'm gonna watch the saddest man
	And sit alone and wonder How you made it out
	Seriously, is there somebody anywhere Who can explain how you got out?
	Your hair is everywhere Screaming instability
	Along with your stare Your hair is everywhere
	Screaming instability Along with your stare
	Your hair is everywhere Screaming instability
	Along with your stare Your hair is everywhere
	Boom!
	So excited!
	We are almost back.
	Boom!
	So excited!
	We are almost back.
	Man, we got some weirdo people here commenting.
	What's going on?
	Yeah.
	Okay, alright.
	As long as you guys... I just... Ah!
	No, it's perfect.
	I love it.
	I love it.
	Alright, let's hear what they're bitching about.
	By the way, I got some CBD in here.
	Huge sponsor, potentially, but I won't say who it is.
	The company that I take CBD from is the best company in the country in that it's lab verified 100%.
	They put the lab tests on the- Oh, look!
	Betty!
	Betty, Betty, Betty!
	Come here!
	Betty!
	Hey!
	Betty!
	Betty, come here!
	No, she's Betty.
	Oh, she's got a mask.
	She's got a mask.
	Betty, come here.
	You're taking your mask?
	Betty wants a surgical... Go, take it away.
	She's taking a surgical mask.
	She's being cautious.
	Just being cautious.
	She's being safe.
	There she goes.
	Betty, I was just about to tease a potential CBD spot.
	No, Betty, stop running away.
	Oh no, she's coming this way.
	Come on, Betty, stop it.
	Stop it.
	It's just like the candidates trying to chase voters.
	Betty, son of a bitch.
	Literally, you could not have a better and more accurate sketch.
	So, talk about ineffective.
	This is just like Bernie's healthcare proposal.
	Someone go get some pizza!
	Oh, she saw herself.
	She's so excited to be on TV.
	She was into that.
	Alright, what do we got here?
	What's happening?
	Number one, I committed that if I'm elected president and have an opportunity to appoint someone to the courts, I'll appoint the first black president.
	It's a big if.
	My cabinet will look like the country.
	It doesn't matter whether it's actually good.
	It will just at least look like it.
	If I'm president, my cabinet will look like me.
	like the country and I commit that I will in fact... My cabinet will look like the
	country. It doesn't matter whether it's actually good, it will just at least look like it.
	If I'm president, my cabinet will look like me. Fucking crazy.
	Blonkey eyes. Sorry, you got it without a bleep.
	Look at this.
	My wife has a whole thing of the whitening strips.
	I'm looking a little Cheshire Cat-y.
	Look at those chompers.
	You got good chompers, Bill.
	If you are, get a stay away order from a court, you have a child with someone.
	What are you saying Joe?
	Who came out on a gun.
	No one should be able to own a gun who has abused a woman, period.
	What about you?
	Just to be clear, you just committed here tonight that your running mate, if you get the nomination, will be a woman?
	Yes.
	Ooh!
	Senator Sanders, will you make that commitment?
	May I just respond and ask Joe a question?
	Right now, a woman's right to control... I'm gonna hire a trans black!
	Okay, okay.
	The truth right here on stage.
	By the way, thank you so much for joining us.
	I appreciate it.
	Thank you.
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	You have Hyde Amendment, a woman who doesn't have the money, could not have coverage under
	health care.
	Number one.
	Number two, and I've done that, I did that a while ago, okay?
	Number one.
	Number two, I would send immediately to the desk of the United States Congress when I'm
	elected president, if I'm elected president, a codification of Roe v. Wade amended by Casey.
	Because I think it is a woman's right to choose.
	I think it's a woman's opportunity to be able to make that decision.
	And in fact, I've got 100% rating from NARAL as well.
	Senator Sanders, before we move on, I just want to get you to respond.
	You have a lifetime 100% voting record from NARAL?
	I know my record of late from NARAL has been 100%.
	I don't know whether it was 25 years ago.
	Also, I have a 100% approval rating with not just NARAL but NORWALS.
	NARWALS.
	Did I say NORWALS?
	What?
	Unicorns are the siege.
	I liked ELF.
	If you get the nomination, will you?
	In all likelihood, I will.
	For me, it's not just... Some Bernie bros just suicided.
	A woman.
	It is making sure that we have a progressive women.
	Oh wait, did he just say he would support the Democratic nominee or he said he would appoint a woman?
	He said he would appoint a woman.
	Shouldn't that question be like, hey, who will your VP be?
	Yeah, I mean, Bernie just committed, or no, I'm sorry, Biden just said he would have the first female black Supreme Court Justice.
	But I mean, that could be Candace Owens.
	Right, yeah, right.
	It could be her.
	No, it cannot be me.
	I am not qualified.
	I am not qualified.
	Not me.
	But maybe.
	You do?
	I do.
	Okay, I'll be Supreme Court for you.
	You're the ones who, by the way, created the camps and put kids in cages.
	be Supreme Court for you.
	And the president did get it right by DACA as well as making sure that he tried to protect
	parents as well.
	And by the way, moving on an immigration bill as well.
	The fact is- You're the ones who, by the way, created the camps and put
	kids in cages.
	Those pictures, for those of you who know, when you saw the pictures of kids in cages,
	think Joe Biden and Barack Obama.
	... undocumented would be citizens as I speak right now.
	But I will send- What's the number he wanted to increase the cap rate from,
	is it 25,000 or Trump to 125,000?
	$11,000 To as far as undocumented immigrants and making sure they're citizens, I think I can find this here really quickly.
	Yeah, I think it maybe is even more than that.
	I don't think there's specific numbers because he wants them all.
	No, there are specific numbers.
	He wants them all in.
	You're a lawyer.
	You don't know shit.
	Biden's plan, he wants to increase the refugee cap from 18,000 to 125,000.
	That's a wonderful way to handle a pandemic.
	And then Bernie wants to set a goal of accepting 50,000 migrants displaced by climate change.
	Well, you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, love.
	I'll answer your question and respond to Joe's comments about the 2007 immigration bill.
	Can I just say something really quick?
	The answer as to whether or not he's going to have a woman, like who his vice president candidate is going to be?
	He only paused for a short amount, but I will tell you, after this debate, that will be the thing that so many people will come after him for on the left.
	They will take any hesitation there, they will take it to his grave.
	How funny would it be if he actually told someone in private, because usually by this point they've had the conversation about BP, how funny would it be if he already told someone who wasn't a woman that they were getting it, and just watching it right now like, I don't know, Tom Steyer's like, SHIT!
	No, no, Tom still thinks he's going to be relevant.
	Yeah, no, Tom's frosting his tips.
	I'm getting a sugar wax.
	I can be whatever you want me to be.
	What do you want me to be?
	I have the money.
	You want money?
	You want more money?
	No, Tom.
	I have to appoint Collie Fiorina.
	I still think Carly Fiorina would have made a great president.
	I agree.
	I like Carly Fiorina.
	She was the original owner of the libs before it became a thing.
	Did she say the voter?
	The voter?
	Well, she's not kidding.
	That was such a bad word whisker.
	She was the original owner of the libs before it became a thing.
	...is in the White House, the border is open.
	Did she say the border?
	The border?
	Well, she's not a candidate, but that was such a bad word whisker.
	The border.
	...is a humane...
	I was a fan of the old man and the boat.
	...nobody is talking about open borders and of course Trump lies...
	I think they would have been better off than said just having her ask a question in Spanish and let them read it in English.
	I mean, I mean, no, seriously, I mean, if you're going to do it together, like, just why even?
	Why even...
	Our agricultural economy, our construction economy...
	Just have someone...
	These are good people...
	Bring back Candy Crowley, have her sign.
	And we have got to end that terror and end the...
	I don't know.
	I probably just insulted someone's mother.
	There's someone right now, deaf, watching the show like, you asshole!
	Yeah, well, she's French-Canadian, so sometimes people think the accent is, like, they think it sounds like a deaf person.
	She's not deaf.
	She's a brilliant woman.
	She does that French-Canadian accent, almost sounds like a cartoon to people who've never been to Montreal.
	She's not deaf.
	She's brilliant.
	I'm sorry, I'm lost.
	What? You know. Definitely. Come on. Save more money at canards.
	What? Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm lost. What are you talking about?
	Drink.
	He's trying to find his thoughts.
	They've eluded him.
	This is the perfect example of the reverse Nirvana fallacy, right?
	Right now, almost all of them are coming through the ports of entry.
	right now. We don't need a wall. And by the way, I would immediately as president...
	This is the perfect example of the reverse Nirvana fallacy, right?
	Right now, almost all the... they're coming through the ports of entry.
	Right. Because that's primarily how people are getting through because you
	also showcase these stories of horrible people who died trying to scale the wall
	or the fence, and so you're saying since most of the problems are at ports of
	entry, we should make every area of the border a port of entry.
	No!
	The issue is, Let's make sure that we're taking care of, we're being more stringent on the ports of entry and let's eliminate the ports of entry.
	Let's make them as narrow and specific as possible so we can control it.
	Do you see how the problem would be worse if right now the only place they can get through is primarily where we have immigration problems and you want to make that place through which they can pass all of the places?
	Yeah.
	parents are fighting families up. We need a humane border.
	This is where they, this is where, by the way, where Bernie Sanders loses the populist vote.
	The people in the Rust Belt who think they want him, who think that he's for the worker
	because really they're just people who don't believe in themselves and they want a handout.
	And I don't care if I say this and some people get mad because I'm not running for office.
	Yeah, if you vote for someone who says he's going to guarantee you free health care, free pension, a living wage that you haven't earned, you're a loser who's looking for a handout.
	If you are looking to Bernie Sanders to save you, I'm sorry, you are not a man.
	In other words, you need to pick yourself up by your bootstraps.
	I know, the analogy according to AOC was actually that people can't pick themselves up by their bootstraps.
	Kind of like that was the point.
	The issue here is if you are looking to someone like Bernie Sanders to save you, I don't have that much respect for you.
	If you're the head of your household and you are waiting and fixating on Bernie Sanders making sure that you and yours are taken care of, that's not being a provider.
	But he is losing people right now across the rice belt, people who want a job, people who want to come by it honestly, people who are working class by the way, but you lose them when you start saying that you want to open the borders because you want a humane solution.
	All Americans know that that is going to, it's not going to help them.
	It's going to drive down wages.
	It's going to lower the standard of living.
	It's going to fracture our culture here in the United States more.
	No one has a problem with immigrants coming here legally.
	We do have a problem with what they are talking about right now.
	And make no mistake, open borders, they just bitched about the points of entry and then basically said that they want all areas of the border to be points of entry because it's a humane thing to do.
	No, you know what the humane thing to do is?
	The humane thing to do is to take care of American workers, not only American workers, but American people who don't want to be contaminated by viruses and third world bacteria that we have no idea what's coming in at this point.
	Every single American who wants any form of security, because you can't have security Regardless of how many TSA pat-downs or sigmoidoscopes they pop out when you go through security, or the nude x-ray photos, if you have a wide open border.
	Bernie Sanders loses Americans with that, and I think if Bernie Sanders was a nominee... I don't even know if that's wood, it seems like a thin veneer.
	The point is...
	If Bernie Sanders is the nominee, he will lose to Donald Trump because the economy is good and the immigration issue.
	He has a little bit of a leg to stand on with the gun issue, but not so much because he said he's aiming for an F because he was the only D-minus candidate.
	Now, of course, he has the peer pressure from the Democratic Party where he needs to be an F candidate with the NRA.
	But his biggest losing issue is immigration that doesn't resonate with the American public, and of course, just the overall idea that we need a revolution against the best economy that modern American workers have ever seen.
	You know, what's really interesting, I'd say, when you're out in public and you hear the headlines versus the reality of what people are and what they want with this country, is there are no rational Americans of any color or creed that want open borders.
	Even if you go up to someone and they say, I want open borders.
	And you ask them, what does that mean?
	They go, well, I mean, smart legal immigration.
	They don't go, yeah, let everyone in.
	Not a single person wants that.
	And yet, when you really push down on Bernie and what he's saying, he's saying that every person of color wants open borders.
	And if you are a person of color, whether you're on the left or the right, you don't want open borders.
	That's just the end of it.
	What, does Bernie Sanders speak for you?
	Right, yeah.
	And specifically the black community.
	They don't have a lot of tolerance for open borders and illegal immigration.
	That's one thing where they lose.
	The black Democrats today are the moderates of the party.
	That's something that they don't understand.
	They're going like, wait, hold on a second, people... men are being able to take... It's more like inheritance, really.
	Men can take dumps in a woman's restroom?
	The fuck?
	They're not on board with that.
	Wait, hold on a second, we ain't gonna have borders?
	They're not on board with it.
	Bernie Sanders is the hipster with the beanie at the college poet open mic night, and he wants to be president of the United States.
	Alright, let's see, they're talking about climate change.
	This'll be stupid.
	Everyone agrees with that.
	as quickly as we humanly can away from fossil fuel.
	It is insane that we continue to have fracking.
	Everyone agrees with that.
	As quickly as we humanly can.
	It is insane that we continue to have fracking, which brought gas prices and energy costs down
	to the lowest point when adjusted for inflation in modern American history.
	Wait, and if we didn't have fracking and the development of our own natural gas system, then Saudi Arabia's decision to either increase or decrease the amount of production in order to manipulate the economy, I don't know, we might be completely beholden to them?
	Hey, by the way, did you know how we get oil from the Middle East?
	Oh, tell me, how do we get that?
	So you're saying we should develop here in America so there's less oil spills?
	Hey, you know what?
	I'll give you one more.
	Just look at the shrimp in the Gulf.
	It's child's play compared to the spills that happen all the time when they're crossing
	the Atlantic.
	So you're saying we should develop here in America so there's less oil spills?
	Hey, you know what?
	I'll give you one more.
	Stephen, you communist.
	Not only will it be shipped over from tankers, by the way, that are actually very prone to
	tipping, you know, they're going across tumultuous seas, but they don't have the exact same EPA
	standards in these countries.
	on a whole range of things.
	Did you know that?
	They don't.
	Did you know that?
	They don't.
	Do you know how they would frack in the Middle East?
	How?
	Kill the person and frack outside their house.
	Hey, this is a little off topic, but it's something on the environment that I never, ever, ever can wrap my head around.
	I know that there are a lot of fans of the show who are Environmentalists.
	And when I say environmentalists, I mean conservationists.
	People who are hunters and fishers.
	And if you're out there and you've got something to say about that, leave a comment.
	You know that when the people out there who are really making sure that we protect the environment in a smart way, not just to protect everything all the time at the expense of humanity and the growth of the human race.
	If you're a true conservationist, go ahead and leave a comment.
	I do.
	I hate it when I see people just throw trash out.
	I always pick trash up or put it in the recycling.
	Not now with coronavirus.
	I'm not taking those chances right now.
	I'm just gonna live in a wasteland and hope Captain Planet shows up every now and then.
	But the issue is, I hate it when people just throw trash out.
	You know what I hate?
	When environmentalists who are done with their open mic poet night throw a cigarette butt down with non-biodegradable fiberglass.
	Yeah, a couple of research points here.
	So we have solar energy.
	So with the solar energy, you have these solar panels that actually create 300 times more toxic waste.
	per energy unit than nuclear power plants, right?
	And then the second point...
	What a big part of that, by the way, that that stat doesn't tell is because they have
	to mine for all these rare metals, right, and minerals to create solar panels, and so
	it also has a higher death rate per kilowatt of energy, yeah.
	Yeah, and those metals actually have an infinite half-life, unlike the, you know, the nuclear
	waste, which has a long half-life, but it's not infinite.
	Well, yeah, it's not infinite, and it can also be contained, and we've been doing it for a very long time.
	Yeah, that's a good point.
	I would be right now organizing the hemisphere and the world to provide $20 billion for the Amazon, for Brazil, no longer to burn the Amazon so they could have forests.
	They're no longer forests, but they could have farming.
	Are you sure?
	Is he saying forests?
	That's a drink.
	More carbon in the Amazon and the region that's burning now than we emit I don't know how long I can do this.
	In one entire year per year.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Mr. Vice President.
	In one entire year per year?
	That's a drink.
	Come on.
	I mean, you mentioned we started this debate talking about... In one entire year per year.
	I meant annum.
	Why am I stopping?
	The one revolution around the sun.
	I think you're right.
	I said it.
	We have to act dramatically, boldly, if we're going to save lives in this country and around the world.
	Because his healthcare plan wouldn't do enough in taking over a fifth of the American economy, then he just wants to earmark and the rest with a five-page Green New Deal.
	Healthcare and the rest!
	Ladies and gentlemen, do we have the courage to destroy America?
	Do we possess what it takes to take a great nation and turn it into a dumpster fire?
	If so, vote for Bernie.
	VP Richard Payne.
	ago. All we don't know is if fossil fuels, if oil and carbon emissions are causing climate change.
	They knew. ExxonMobil knew. They lied. In fact, I think they should be held criminally accountable.
	But this, Jake, is an issue of enormous consequence. What Joe was saying goes nowhere near
	enough. It's not a question of money. Let me give me a minute here. Let's we have time to talk about
	it. Give me another minute. I just look, I look, I don't understand how debates work.
	The Democratic establishment won't give me more minutes.
	No more subsidies for the phosphate industry.
	No more drilling on federal lands.
	No more drilling including offshore.
	No ability for the oil industry to continue to drill.
	Period.
	The reason we've cut down on catastrophic spills is because we have more control and we've opened up fracking and offshore drilling.
	The fact that the BP oil spill was considered such a disaster was proof positive that it's abnormal because that doesn't happen in the United States the way that it does in third world countries or in the Middle East all of the time on which we were... We're actually no longer completely energy dependent, for example, on Saudi Arabia.
	I think it's a great thing.
	I think we should completely reduce our energy dependence.
	You know what I love about Joe Biden?
	He ends his point without it sounding like he's ended his point.
	They're doing coal.
	You make you will pay an economic price for it like what's happening in China there. They're exporting coal
	Significant coal. Thank you. Look obviously the power of the cool. Yeah, I love about Joe Biden's he ends his point
	Without it sounding like he's ended his point They're doing coal you guys remember call
	Thank you guys gonna write the note Oh, here we go.
	Here's the aggressive stance.
	This is where he asks for the manager.
	Look, he's doing the bob and weave Joe Frazier.
	We're gonna stop destroying this planet. No ifs, buts, and maybes about it. I'm talking about speaking to China.
	Well, I'm not sure your proposal...
	I'm not sure.
	...to China.
	Bernie, I feel like this is the moment you should be sure about your opponent.
	In this moment, making the point that instead of spending 1.8 billion on weapons of destruction designed to kill each
	other, maybe we should pool our resources to fight our common
	enemy, which is climate change.
	I know the heart is in the right place, but this requires dramatic Bold action.
	We've got to take on the fossil fuel industry.
	He said bold action twice.
	It was multiple times.
	Our plan takes on the fossil fuel industry and it unites the world.
	He just got finished saying.
	What's he going to do?
	He's going to bring these countries together, make it clear to them.
	I'm saying we bring them together, make them live up to the commitments.
	If they don't live up to the commitments, they pay a financial price for it.
	They pay an economic price for it.
	The Jews!
	No, wait!
	I don't need an election on what's gonna happen about rising seas.
	I know what happens.
	As a lapsed Jew, I take offense.
	What's that mean?
	I don't believe in anything.
	I wrote the first climate change bill that was in the Congress.
	I don't think Bernie realizes that all of this like gesturing and like
	makes him look like he's not organized and he's just like reacting emotionally.
	This idea that all of a sudden Bernie found this out is amazing to me.
	Senator Sanders.
	Bernie didn't find it out.
	Bernie is listening.
	Bernie talks in the third person.
	A little bit of his Tarzan Jane role-playing.
	Bernie gonna be president.
	Bernie real good.
	around the world to fill their...
	A little bit of his Tarzan Jane role-playing when Hall made it onto the stage.
	What this moment is about, Joe, is that the scientists who are covering us,
	they underestimated the severity of the crisis.
	They were wrong.
	Bernie man.
	Jane Sanders woman.
	All that I'm saying right here is that we have, we are fighting for the future of this
	planet, for the well-being of our kids and future generations.
	Does no one else?
	We're all playing cards on the table.
	You'll never hear me say it.
	What we need to do right now Oh, by the way, for those of you who have conspiracy theories about my wedding ring, the only reason it's gone is I had an Oura ring, which was like a fitness tracker, and it was so crappy, don't worry, they're not a sponsor, it sucked, and then I dropped it, and it just stopped working, and then my old ring before the Oura, like, my fingers are just bigger than they were.
	Yeah, those little sausages.
	I do have those little sausage fingers.
	So I think I'm gonna get a wedding ring tattoo.
	Do it.
	I'm not even a tattoo guy, but I just, that way, because I always have to take it off with jujitsu and weightlifting.
	Anyway, totally irrelevant.
	Back to the point.
	Let me know at S Crowder if you think I should get a wedding ring tattoo.
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	We should be talking about things like I've been talking about for years.
	High-speed rail.
	Taking millions of automobiles off the road.
	Okay.
	I just spoke about this earlier and I'm sure we probably got some comments from people saying, oh, liberals.
	One of the most controversial articles I ever wrote when I was at Fox News, I don't even know if it's still up there if you could search it in the archive, was that liberals, the far left wants you on public transit because that's another way that they can control you.
	Then recently there was an article I think we wrote about on the website that said we need to make gas more expensive so that it discourages people from buying SUVs so they start using public transit.
	Joe Biden just said high-speed rails.
	Now, he didn't say we need to encourage industry or provide tax incentives to private companies that could create technological advancements so that rail travel could be more effective.
	He said high-speed rails so that we can take millions of cars off the road.
	Tell me that that's for you, the American working class.
	Tell me that that's going to make your life a better place, to be dependent on the United States government.
	You know who can talk to you about that?
	Hurricane Sandy in New York.
	You know who can talk about that?
	People right now who are quarantined in countries where they can't leave because they're dependent entirely on the government for transportation.
	People in mass cities right now.
	Does anyone want to be in a place with mass public transit right now with the coronavirus?
	Now, magnify that and make it an actually significantly deadly disease.
	Not that it's not deadly in some capacity, but increase it to the likelihood of, let's say, like the Spanish flu, and you're in New York.
	Or you're in Baltimore and you have to be on the Joe Biden Express.
	Can I listen to the people of Shelbyville?
	High-speed rail.
	He just said it!
	High-speed rail so we can take millions of cars off the road.
	And I will fight to implement it.
	Thank you so much, Senator Sanders.
	We're going to be back with more from the CNN Univision Democratic Presidential Debate.
	Stay with us.
	Oh, another break?
	Another break.
	Wow, we have it.
	They went, like, they went two hours and then took a break.
	And then they went 14 minutes and took another break.
	The UFC, side-by-side.
	Oh, do we have the UFC side-by-side?
	Look at that.
	Yeah, now bring up.
	Oh, we don't have them.
	Oh yeah, can you bring up CNN?
	Bring up the CNN thing.
	Can we bring it up full screen?
	Do we have it full?
	Oh shoot, they see us.
	Can we get rid of us?
	People don't want to see us.
	Hold on one second, we're going to show you.
	Okay, look at that.
	Okay, look.
	Biden and Bernie, now bring up the UFC promo pic.
	Come on!
	Tell me that's not the influence!
	It's got the same dramatic lighting.
	I like it.
	It's like a Roman Polanski film.
	You can always tell the style of lighting.
	CNN probably brought in the same photographer for the UFC.
	And he was like, I don't know what you, like, I'm used to shoot, I'm used to filming, taking pictures of, like, Adonis' physical specimens.
	Like, no, we got Bernie Sanders.
	He said, all right.
	The check's cash.
	Freedom from religion.
	They've got really well-defined necks.
	Wait, this is the guy, is this Dan Savage?
	This is the guy who talks about fisting to grade schoolers.
	This is Ron Reagan.
	Oh, never mind then.
	Someone bring up a picture of Dan Savage and tell me he doesn't look like him.
	Sorry, Mr. Reagan.
	Sorry that I just besmirched your good reputation.
	Bring up a picture of Dan Savage, one that looks particularly like Mr. Reagan.
	Because it said freedom from religion and he's always fought against religion.
	Is it Dan Savage, the gay activist guy?
	I'm working on it here.
	Reg is going to bring it up and then we'll take a quick break.
	Do we have a short break that we can do?
	What do we got?
	We got a little resemblance there.
	Come on!
	Tell me you don't see that!
	What about Got an Itch Girl?
	Come on, that's my favorite.
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	I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
	A physically inappropriate politician.
	He's at the point where he gropes every person that walks by.
	Reeks havoc on the lives of his voters.
	At first I thought he was cool, but then he started kissing my neck and sniffing.
	This Joe Biden was clearly out of control and it was time for someone to do something about it.
	Quarter person of color Garrett and his co-worker Maddie have been dealing with
	a politician with no respect for boundaries or personal space.
	Hey, Corner Black!
	Hey.
	What seems to be the problem?
	Well, it's Joe Biden here.
	He won't stop sniffing and kissing people.
	It's a real problem.
	I've done everything.
	I don't know what to do.
	Okay, see, the first thing you did is right now, you're very tense.
	You're giving off that energy and you actually encourage that behavior.
	I encourage it?
	That's right.
	Okay.
	Oh, what do I do?
	The first thing we need you to do is get your Joe Biden to a calm, relaxed state.
	And we're going to do that with no talk, no touch, no eye contact.
	Okay?
	Okay.
	That's right.
	All right.
	It's okay to drop the leash.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	See, what I did is I do a small correction when Joe Biden goes in to kiss my... See?
	I'm stopping the brain from escalating to a state of sexual assault.
	That's right.
	I just feel bad for him.
	I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
	My correction is not to hurt Joe Biden, but just to snap the brain out of it.
	Okay, now you try.
	It's okay.
	It's okay.
	No?
	Come assertive!
	Come assertive!
	Hey!
	See, this quarter black is giving off a tense energy and escalating.
	He's asking himself, is Joe Biden gonna kiss my neck?
	Is he gonna make a hair puppet?
	And Joe Biden is already escalating his energy to match.
	And he's rubbing shoulders and kissing the faces.
	Come assertive!
	Assertive!
	That's it!
	That's right!
	That's right!
	You are the alpha of the pack!
	Hey!
	Yes, that's it.
	Okay, correction, correction.
	Correct?
	Yeah, that's right.
	Because he can only have water when you say he can have water.
	That's right.
	Boundaries, consistency.
	Now I can have water.
	You can, you can have it.
	Now, this quarter black was doing really good with his Joe Biden.
	So it's time to introduce a new challenge.
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	Bernie's saying something crazy.
	...in China today is much less than what it was 40 or 50 years ago.
	That's a fact.
	So I think we condemn authoritarianism, whether it's in China, Russia, Cuba, any place else, but to simply say that nothing ever done by any of those administrations had a positive impact on the people.
	Didn't he just give Donald Trump a bunch of shit for saying that he said Donald Trump believed China when they were lying to their people, which by the way, nobody knew.
	Donald Trump couldn't have known at that time.
	On the flip side, so Donald Trump said, hey, China, at this point, which is what we thought, China seems to be doing their best to contain the coronavirus.
	Thank you very much, China.
	Whereas Bernie said, hey, you know what?
	Let's try and understand why they ran over people with tanks, because they're providing some good social programs.
	Castro and his brother.
	That is to change the policy so that we can impact on Cuba's policy.
	Impact on your frontal lobe.
	The praising of Cuba, the praising just now of China.
	China is an authoritarian dictatorship.
	That's what it is.
	We have to deal with them because they're there.
	But the idea that they, in fact, have increased the wealth of people in that country, it's been marginal, the change that's taken place.
	CNN.
	CNN.
	You can't get a makeup artist to cover up those liver spots.
	The power of liver spots.
	Crying out loud.
	Boost that audio.
	Looks like the old street guy on Beauty and the Beast.
	Yeah, let's turn it up a little bit.
	An awful dictatorship killing millions and millions of people.
	In addition to that, we have a circumstance where after the election was all over and we knew what was done.
	Hey Bernie, play to the audience here a little bit.
	When he says that communist dictators kill millions of people, look like you agree.
	Not like you're planning your third honeymoon, asshole.
	He's about to white knight for him.
	That's exactly what the problem with politics is about.
	Alright, question.
	Did China make progress in ending extreme poverty over the last few years?
	He just lost the election!
	Bernie Sanders just lost the election!
	Did China make progress in ending poverty?
	No!
	No, Bernie!
	Certainly not compared to the United States, dummy!
	It's not even close!
	By throwing the poorest Chinese citizens into labor camps and killing them.
	Right.
	The number of people objectively under the poverty line went down.
	Bernie's gonna have his own signature line of Nike sneakers.
	Look at how rich we are.
	Air Bernies!
	Just do it!
	A wealth of Purell.
	Oh man.
	Thank you very much.
	Is this what the Kardashians feel like?
	I don't know.
	They're bottom heavy.
	He just lost the election.
	Bernie just lost the election.
	If people are listening, he just lost the election.
	General rule, don't praise Hitler or the Nazis ever, and don't say that Communist China... Here's the thing, in a vacuum, if you would say that Communist China is...
	Is better off today than 30 years ago as far as the poorest among them?
	Sure.
	That may or may not be true.
	But it does not exist in a vacuum when compared to the United States or other free enterprise economies.
	Even South Korea.
	You don't have to go all the way across the globe into another hemisphere.
	China may or may not have improved slightly.
	And again, like you said, Bernie, we can't trust the Chinese because you were condemning Donald Trump for taking them at their word that they were containing the coronavirus.
	But we don't have to.
	Because you can compare it to every other non-communist country.
	Unless Bernie believes that the poorest in China, in Cuba, are better off than the poorest in the United States.
	And the truth is, it seems like he does.
	That's why he doesn't understand that he shouldn't make this argument.
	This is the ism.
	And if you don't have an ism, people say, I don't believe in ideologies.
	Well, guess what?
	Bernie does.
	Biden maybe not so much, Trump maybe not so much, but Bernie does.
	Someone like Ted Cruz does.
	Bernie does have an ideology.
	And if you don't understand ideology, and if you don't understand your ism, what your worldview is, it doesn't mean that you have to follow lockstep with the Republican Party, but you do have to understand how you view the world.
	Otherwise, you have no hope of understanding why Bernie Sanders, in 2020, when running for the President of the United States, is even thinking of implying that China has done anything to reduce poverty.
	You have to understand the isms.
	His sucks!
	Sorry.
	You should not be.
	Sorry, Mrs. Half-Asian Richmond.
	Oh, she's from Hong Kong.
	nuclear weapons or weapons of mass destruction.
	Sorry Mrs. Half Asian Richmond.
	The President Obama turned to me and said get those troops out of there.
	I was responsible for getting 150,000 troops out of Iraq.
	Guess who opposed it?
	Donald Trump.
	was a fake. You should throw it away. And I'm prepared to compare my foreign policy credentials
	up against my friend here on any day of the week and every day. Well let's start off with the war
	in Iraq Joe. I was there too. I was in the house. Guess who opposed it? Donald Trump. And by the way
	let's be... That's a wash for Bernie and Trump. You were there at the signing uh ceremony with Bush.
	Everybody... And by the way I'll say something unpopular.
	I supported the war in Iraq at that point, and now I understand that it was a futile effort because these people, and I don't mean brown people, these people in Iraq are animals.
	They think if they kill the next guy they can be number one.
	They don't understand a constitutional republic, let alone the idea of democracy.
	It hasn't worked.
	Right?
	We have overall not improved it significantly.
	I understood that.
	I was on the floor of the House time and time again.
	But the issue is not just the war in Iraq.
	He said time and time again.
	It's not a stutter, but I want to take a drink.
	The issue is the trade agreement.
	It wasn't so easy for me to lead the effort against the... Has anyone done more for changing trade agreements than Donald Trump?
	Any president in modern history.
	Can you name one?
	Can anyone name one?
	H.W.
	did a lot.
	Did he?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I guess that's true.
	The issue is whether or not in difficult times, God knows these are difficult times, we're
	going to have the courage to take on powerful special interests and do what's right.
	So just so you know, I'm not going to act like the bobbleheads and you're like I'm an expert, because I guarantee you Jake Tapper doesn't know everything.
	I know that obviously we went in the direction, even if you go back to Carter, All the way through Donald Trump, the direction of NAFTA and TPP.
	There might be some subtle variations therein, but that was the establishment politics.
	Donald Trump has always opposed them.
	He's done more to try and deconstruct them than any president in modern history.
	He's done more to shift the direction of trade agreements.
	And so that's where the populism between Bernie and Donald Trump are very similar.
	The difference is Donald Trump's populism is optimistic.
	We want to change these trade agreements so that Americans can compete and create jobs here.
	Bernie Sanders wants to change the trade agreements so that he can give handouts.
	And he smells like farts.
	Who are they, Joe?
	and he smells like farts.
	I was the guy doing that negotiation.
	I was the guy that helped put together a 60-nation organization to take on the ISIS in Iraq and
	in Syria.
	I've dealt with these folks.
	I know them, and I know what they're like, and I know who the good guys are and who the
	bad guys are.
	Who are they, Joe?
	Oh, wait, specifics.
	The fact is, Bernie's notion about how he embraces folks like the Sandinistas and Cuba
	and the former Soviet Union and talks about the good things they did in China.
	Not only did you embrace the old Soviet Union, you honeymooned there, you prick!
	I have led the effort against all forms of authoritarianism.
	What?
	led the effort. What?
	Led the effort.
	He just said that you have to acknowledge China didn't ward to any poverty.
	...you may know, worked with conservative Republicans to utilize for the very first time the War Powers Act
	to get the United States out of the horrific war in Yemen led by Saudi Arabia.
	That's what I did.
	So my view is...
	People ask if I ever agree with Bernie or anything.
	I think Yemen is kind of a quagmire, so I don't want to get into the details here, but he's not wrong.
	There you go.
	People are like, could you ever agree with Bernie?
	Yeah, man.
	That's about it.
	That's where it ends.
	Hey, you guys both are into pants.
	That's true.
	Actually, you know what?
	Mine's more of an obligation.
	His is really because he wants to cover up the stick thighs.
	You should see the liver spots on his legs.
	Someone's like, did someone paint spots on those stilts?
	Well, look, my message is resonating across the board.
	Every single state we've been in, there's been a significant turnout.
	In Virginia, turnout was up 70%.
	Sorry, you missed the question, Joe.
	Not Virginians.
	Look what's happened in North Carolina.
	Look what's happened in Washington state.
	Look what's happened across the board.
	Is he just naming states?
	Yeah, I think.
	Did he just say land?
	Dominican Republic.
	The reason is because they know I am a Democrat with a capital D who in fact believes that our base is the base of the Democratic Party, which are hard-working men and women who in fact are high school educated, African-Americans and minorities, including Hispanics, but all minorities, suburban women, people who in fact have a sense of our place in the world.
	What about people who look like you?
	White men.
	Not those guys.
	You're assholes!
	Look at Bernie's smile.
	It's like he can do it without doing this.
	Without picking up your teeth.
	Let me just follow up with you about an issue that you're having for the second consecutive
	presidential election.
	You're struggling to gain wide support from African Americans.
	Why is your message not resonating with African American voters?
	My lawyer is not amused.
	Here is what I believe is happening, and this is an important point.
	I think it's imperative that we defeat Trump.
	I think it's imperative that we defeat Trump.
	I think our campaign of a biracial, bi-generational, multi-generational, grassroots movement is
	the way to do it.
	Now we have won some states, Joe has won more states than I have.
	But here's what we are winning.
	We are winning the ideological struggle, even in states like Mississippi.
	Didn't you just say, please vote for me, I'm losing?
	I'm down in the polls, please vote for me.
	Look, if you want an underdog, I'm under, and I'm a dog.
	Do you get to object to non-responsive in a debate?
	struggle. Depending on the state we're winning people 50 years of age or
	younger, big-time people 30 years of age and younger. I frankly have my doubts.
	Look, if I lose this thing, Joe wins. Do you get to object to non-responsive in a debate?
	I have my doubts. The what? Objection non-responsive is when someone doesn't
	answer the question and I've yet to hear him actually talk about the
	African-American voters that he can't get to his side because he's so far
	left they can't even see him.
	Because as you said earlier, the African-American vote is the centrist of the Democratic Party.
	Yeah, they're not on board with the crazy socialism of Bernie Sanders.
	...who are great people, who have the agenda that we need, but also don't vote in the numbers that we need.
	I have my doubts that Vice President Biden's campaign can generate that energy and excitement and that voter turnout.
	I think he's right, but this isn't the right message to be sending.
	I have my doubts about Joe Biden.
	Man, you gotta go for the hammer blow right now.
	He can't do it.
	We can do it.
	We're the chance.
	Make it happen.
	If you want a president who can't even defeat his own primary opponent and even speak strongly against him in the most simple terms... Yeah, if Bernie were in Queen, his song would be, We're doing okay, my friends.
	And we'll keep doing everything in our power until close to the termination of the contract.
	We're not number one because that would be the establishment, but we'll perpetually, number two, we'll retire number one because it's not good.
	We will, we will, uh, uh, uh, hopefully be heard by you.
	Oh, you want another break?
	Another break?
	I don't want to go to another break.
	Wow.
	I feel like we're not as amazing as CNN.
	Nope, no break.
	Is this the part where they sell self-lubricating pocket catheters
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	Paul Giamatti.
	There's a guy who's possibly the best actor I can think of in modern times.
	He really is amazing.
	Do we have anything that we needed to fact check there, Reg, from the last one?
	No, I don't believe so.
	No, no, no.
	I think, you know, Bernie, I think if we learned anything from Trump is that if you want to beat the establishment, you have to go for the jugular.
	You've got to be cutthroat.
	And Bernie just isn't willing to do that.
	That's what you're talking about.
	And so that's why I want to see him get really down and dirty because that's what Trump would do here.
	If you, you know, if Bernie wants to win, that's what he would do.
	Well, you know what I think happens is when you hear Bernie on the campaign trail, he's far more aggressive than in debates.
	Yep.
	Whereas Donald Trump was sort of the flip of that.
	On the campaign trail it was mostly rhetorical and then in debates he was going for the throat.
	Because if Bernie in a debate says the things that he says on the campaign trail, in other
	words, if he goes into this debate with Joe Biden and he says, I support the Green New
	Deal and Joe Biden's going, what?
	That's five pages and it takes over the entire American economy.
	This is what we're talking about.
	This kind of radicalism.
	So he has to tone it down.
	This is the big difference between Republicans and Democrats.
	Democrats have to run as more centrist to win.
	Whereas Republicans, they always talk about Republicans are so divisive because they have to appeal to the base.
	Yeah.
	Whether you like them or not, Republicans have to appeal to their actual principles if they have any hope of winning the presidency.
	Think about it.
	The big knock against Donald Trump was, we think this guy's a centrist, a guy who was a Democrat for a long time in New York, who's pretending to be a conservative right now so that he can win the Republican primary.
	Whereas right here you have Democrats trying to present themselves as more centrist than they actually are.
	So people can talk about which issues Americans line up with.
	You hear a lot of people on the left like Samantha Bee, Young Turks, John Oliver saying most people support Medicare for all.
	Well, hold on a second.
	When you say most people support some kind of free health care, sure.
	When it comes down to Americans who support a socialized health care plan that would By necessity, prohibit privatized insurance.
	I think the number's down to what, 13%?
	12%?
	I think we have that source somewhere.
	They have to present themselves as more centrist than their policies.
	Donald Trump had to present himself as more right-leaning than how he may have been in actuality.
	That should tell you who lines up with more Americans, because you can use statistics to try and ask leading questions all you want.
	Ultimately, there is imperial data, and statistics do matter, but I tend to give more weight to statistics that nail specifics, not just, would you like some kind of free healthcare?
	Oh, yeah!
	He meant empirical.
	So... What did I say?
	Imperial.
	Did I say imperial?
	It's not the king's evidence.
	That drink is 9%.
	Thank you for correcting me.
	Yeah, I'm not talking about measuring systems.
	I'm in empirical evidence.
	I was trying to avoid the word empire after Bernie Sanders praised communist China.
	You know, when you look back at the earlier debate when Warren came out swinging against Bloomberg, and she scored so many great points.
	I mean, she was too far behind, she had too many crazy messages, and frankly, not any good explanations for her health care plan.
	She was doomed.
	But when you look at what Bernie's doing today, he's making a lot of faces, he's raising a lot of fingers while Joe's speaking, but he's not actually going after him.
	And in the moments when you notice Joe finishes... Hold on a second.
	Pause.
	I wanted to continue that.
	Did you see that?
	I'm not gonna lie, I'm feeling the beer right now, so if I misspeak, you can correct me.
	my Biden, you can be the Obama to my Biden.
	Said fact versus fiction and it showed them hauling somebody out in a chamber like E.T.
	They didn't cry, they're like fact versus fiction.
	And the flowers are blooming.
	It was ridiculous.
	Okay, so I love it.
	I love it.
	No, and this is the moment he had to do it.
	So Joe Biden finishes a comment.
	Maybe he said something coherent.
	Probably he didn't.
	And then Bernie turns and you'll notice he does this a bunch of times.
	He goes, look rather than answer your question, I'm going to go somewhere else.
	I'm going to go over here.
	Remember, What happened?
	And I'm going to ask you a question that doesn't relate.
	And maybe you'll forget, like I forgot, what we were even talking about.
	That might be his plan, is to hope that Joe Biden forgets where he started.
	I know, but he's not even at that point throwing the pebbles in his face and then sucker punching him, which is what he needed to do now.
	I mean, he's creating a lot of smoke, but then also getting confused.
	That's the part that doesn't make sense.
	Yes, I think you're right, but I will say this.
	That must be because Bernie Sanders is afraid to stand by his policy because Bernie Sanders does seem pretty mentally sharp tonight.
	He's wrong, but he's certainly more mentally sharp than Joe Biden.
	He's not going as far as he needs to if he's going to really be the change leader.
	But I don't think he's going around the bend intellectually.
	I think Joe Biden seriously has dementia.
	Okay, let's see Jake Tapper.
	I just touched my mouth doing an impression of Bernie.
	who are concerned about, affected by, or dealing with the coronavirus.
	Well our hearts go out to all of you. I just touched my mouth doing an impression of Bernie.
	We need to move aggressively to make sure that every person in this country who has the virus,
	who thinks they have the virus, understands that they have all the healthcare that they need because they are
	Americans.
	That we move aggressively.
	Why does that matter Bernie? I thought you didn't like it.
	I don't care about you.
	That's what he says.
	He doesn't care about us.
	Americans are not the everyone period.
	Let's just bring over a bunch of Italians and roll the dice.
	I'm fairly certain you can sum up Bernie's position of what is your closing message to
	Americans about coronavirus.
	I don't care about you.
	That's what he says.
	He doesn't care about it.
	I want to open the borders and make sure that we have a lot of people named Savinelli.
	I mean I really.
	Well I'm just saying they're going to come in through Mexico.
	I mean do you feel like the coronavirus could actually shift the whole debate about immigration
	I mean, you have, I mean, in globalism in general, our reliance on other countries for industry and things like that, because you even have, you know, Mexico is wanting to close its border.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Mexico wanted to close its border.
	And then you have 24 other countries that are restricting, you know, travel.
	Mutual travel.
	And closing their borders.
	So I think it's going to be much more a survival thing.
	People are going to become much more nationalists.
	They're going to be concerned about the safety of our country and not just, you know, want open borders.
	It really brings it into clear focus.
	And I thought even more bold was when asked, the president of Mexico was said to keep out those filthy Hondurans.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I mean, he's bold.
	I thought he said filthy Ohioan.
	He's not shackled by the chains of political correctness like we are.
	Like Bane.
	I have corona.
	Wait, no.
	Why don't... Who stopped?
	Why am I stopping?
	message tonight for those concerned about affected by your corona wait no
	why don't who's done one well I stop it I said at the outset I just can't
	imagine what people are going through right now who have lost someone already
	Speaking slowly to convey fake emotions.
	I can't imagine what people are going through when they have a mom.
	Look, for example, a good friend of ours is sitting outside.
	Who?
	Those people who happen to have moms.
	Hey, by the way, the total number of people who've died to coronavirus in the United States is lower than people who've died because of socialized healthcare during that exact same period.
	Just to keep it in context, probably in Italy alone.
	How do I come up with those numbers?
	Compare the mortality rates of cancer, of serious diseases in the United States versus socialized healthcare countries.
	It's not even close.
	I've buried several relatives because of it, by the way.
	Took several months to get to an oncologist who diagnosed stage 4 lung cancer.
	Sorry, I didn't mean to be a downer like that.
	This is about the world.
	This is about how- Sorry, I didn't mean to be a downer like that.
	Still a funny stream!
	And so first and foremost, what we have to do is start to listen to the science again.
	As I said, we did, we met.
	Like you listen to the science about men taking shits and little girls stalling?
	Listen to the science on the YouTube.
	Stutter!
	Three stutters!
	Three stutters!
	Triple drink!
	Triple drink!
	Oh jeez!
	Oh god!
	Stutter three starters three starters Geez, I might have to oh god. Oh, geez
	Oh god, oh Oh, man!
	Oh, God!
	Oh, man!
	Oh, God!
	Oh, man!
	If anyone doesn't know that, that's Ryan O'Neill.
	Worst movie line delivery ever.
	YouTube it.
	Rendered harmless.
	That we, in fact, make sure every paycheck is met.
	Every paycheck that's out there that people are going to miss.
	That we keep people in their homes.
	They don't miss their mortgage payments.
	They don't miss their rent payments.
	Making sure that they're going to be able to take care of education.
	And by the way, the education institutes are closing down right now.
	And so there's so many things we have to do.
	Come on, that was not only a stutter.
	The best science in the world that's telling us what can stay open and what need be closed.
	Like I said earlier.
	What need be closed?
	Wait, hold on a second.
	Is that proper grammar?
	Audio aid?
	I don't know.
	I think it's just old timey.
	What's funny is you think he speaks English.
	He doesn't.
	The idea that we would close any place that... I can understand the decision made to close places where a hundred or fifty people or more gather, but how do you keep open the drugstore to make sure you can get your prescription?
	How do you deal with... Bernie's like, you forced them!
	He's like, I've got a plan, and yet his whole closing is like, but what do we do?
	Seriously guys, I'm actually asking.
	His whole plan sounds like he's sending an encrypted message to the pharmacist at his Duane Reade so that he hopes they don't close before the debate is over.
	And I better be able to get my Lamisil after this because you know how important that is.
	Like, who is he responding to?
	Is anyone actually proposing closing pharmacies?
	Yeah, actually, Bernie is, because he's gonna crush the whole healthcare industry.
	So just to remind everybody, we do have a wrap-up stream on The Blaze only.
	That's true.
	Is it BlazeTV.com?
	BlazeTV.com.
	It's in the description below.
	Oh no, Anderson Cooper.
	Not the queer from the West Village.
	Not because he's queer, just that he is the queer from West Village.
	Alright, so people watching here on YouTube, we are about to go to our wrap-up at TheBlazeTV.com and I know somebody, listen, it's not a bait-and-switch.
	We've been here for what, two hours?
	Two hours and twenty minutes.
	Two hours and 20 minutes.
	So we hope you've gotten your money's worth, which on YouTube is nothing.
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	Gosh, Mr. Sharpe.
	We get it.
	Go cough on some... Can we cough on some... Do I have that many wrinkles?
	No, you don't have the wrinkles.
	You just have the big... You just have a big head.
	Then I'm a chow.
	Then I'm a chow.
	You have a photogenic head.
	Thank you.
	I think people think I'm shorter than I am in real life.
	People think you're taller.
	Because I have a small head.
	You have a big head.
	Hey, wait!
	AHHHHH!
	Hey, everyone.
	Whistleblower22 here.
	You may know that Joe Biden was recently seen with a blood-filled left eye during a climate town hall.
	To normie, this is just more proof that this actual f***ing baby boomer is too old to support a closed circulatory system.

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