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April 19, 2019 - Louder with Crowder
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I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
A physically inappropriate politician.
He's at the point where he gropes every person that walks by.
Reeks havoc on the lives of his voters.
At first I thought it was cool, but then he started kissing my neck and sniffing me.
This Joe Biden was clearly out of control, and it was time for someone to do something about it.
Quarter person of color Garrett and his co-worker Maddie have been dealing with
a politician with no respect for boundaries or personal space.
Hey, Corner Black!
What seems to be the problem?
Well, it's Joe Biden here.
He won't stop sniffing and kissing people.
It's a real problem.
I've done everything.
I don't know what to do.
Okay, see, the first thing you did is right now, you're very tense.
You're giving off that energy and you actually encouraged that behavior.
I encouraged it?
That's right.
Okay.
Oh, what do I do?
The first thing we need you to do is get your Joe Biden to a calm, relaxed state.
And we're gonna do that with no talk, no touch, no eye contact.
Okay?
Okay.
That's right.
All right.
It's okay to drop the leash.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I see what I did is I do a small correction when Joe Biden goes in to kiss my...
See?
I'm stopping the brain from escalating to a state of sexual assault.
That's right.
I just feel bad for him.
I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing.
My correction is not to hurt Joe Biden, but just to snap the brain out of it.
Okay, now you try.
It's okay.
It's okay.
No?
Come assertive!
Come assertive!
Hey!
See this quarter black is giving off a tense energy and escalating.
He's asking himself, is Joe Biden gonna kiss my neck?
Is he gonna make a hair puppet?
And Joe Biden is already escalating his energy to match.
And he's rubbing shoulders and kissing the faces.
Come assertive!
Assertive!
That's it!
That's right!
That's right!
You are the alpha of the pack!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, yes, that's it.
Okay, correction, correction, correction.
Yeah, that's right.
Because he can only has water when you say he can has water.
That's right, boundaries, consistency.
Now I can has water.
You can, you can have.
Now, this quarter black was doing really good with his joe bide.
So it's time to introduce a new challenge.
Is it okay to kill Maddie?
It's okay.
Go.
It's okay.
No!
You're a strange animal, that's what I know You're a strange animal, how come they follow?
On your speedy display Very glad to be with you, my friends.
My half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond is in the house and he was bobbing his head because he just saw Hamilton and he got a little over-inspired.
Yes, it was amazing.
The hip-hop, the rap battles.
It was very true.
I would see it but I have a problem with colonialists or early settlers or founders doing hip-hop.
It's a niche problem.
I've spoken to my psychologist about it.
We have Adam Carolla on the show today.
Before I introduce everyone else, let me ask you, what was your favorite media meltdown after today's press conference?
We will be talking about Barr and the Mueller Report.
Also, next Monday night we'll be live streaming CNN Town Hall with the Democratic candidates.
They're doing five.
Klobuchar, Warren, Sanders, Harris, Butt Gig, you can pick two, okay?
Which two?
Comment below, because I thought it was a town hall with everybody, then I found out it was five hours of town halls.
I don't like you that much!
Quarter black Garrett, show him your hood pass, G-fucking-Jr.
What's up, buddy?
Gleef right off the bat?
I love it.
Wine of the day is Duckhorn Merlot.
Duckhorn Merlot.
The wine dinner I went to.
Not to be confused with Horndog Merlot for you and your rehearsal dinner tonight.
Rehearsal dinner.
Still not convinced that she isn't a man.
All right.
We'll be talking about bar.
We'll also be talking about the biggest myths.
Well, don't try and...
It's a fair mistake to make.
Z, are you happy?
I'm still not sure that Z's marriage partner is a man.
Leaving the news, was a redacted Mueller report.
I kept saying Bob Bill Barr, said that there was no evidence of Trump-Russia collusion.
Here's the thing.
People, by the way, are accusing him already of pre-spinning.
They were accusing him all day of pre-spinning.
And then the report, of course, was released.
I haven't had time to read it.
I'm not going to lie to you like other hosts.
I have not had time to read it.
It's not five pages like the Green New Deal.
Let me ask you this.
How do you pre-spin a report that's going to be released to the public in an hour?
Exactly.
I think everyone out there should watch the full conference, read the full report.
You want to know what I saw when I watched this?
Here's the thing.
Without reading the full report, without all of the information, you can still make a bit of an inference.
Here you go.
The Department of Justice will also make the report available to the American people, the public report that I am releasing today.
I'd leave it to his description in the report.
No, today I'm really focused just on the process of releasing this report.
The statements about his sincere beliefs are recognized in the report.
Say, what are you trying to hide?
Why hasn't he brought up yet this some sort of report?
I saw him ad nauseum notify people of and direct them to the entire report.
Does anyone who watched the press conference actually think Barr was trying to hide the report from the public?
By the way, a report that President Trump could have invoked executive privilege to keep from the public.
So this is what I said.
What were you going to say?
He actively chose not to.
By the way, they could have had a cardboard cutout saying, report to be released soon.
Right.
That could have been the press conference.
Looking at the macro, what does this tell you?
OK, where were the sources for the countless buzzfeed CNN scandals about Russia?
The point is that one side, the left, has repeatedly accused the president of treason, almost never revealing their sources or releasing evidence to the public.
And right now, we're seeing in response to these accusations, the Trump administration, we're seeing the Attorney General, Willingly hand over the full report to the public.
Why?
Because Barr knows that if you listen to the media, you wouldn't read the report.
Exactly.
Your mind would already be made up because of how long they've been hammering you with lies, just like the Green New Deal.
Barr is combating years of anonymous sources, fake stories, verifiably so, by trying to ensure that as many people as possible actually read the full report.
God forbid.
That counts for something.
Crazy.
As far as I see.
And by the way, let's be frank.
President Donald Trump, he's been cleared, legally, of any wrongdoing.
Period.
It's over.
He's not a very articulate man, okay?
I'll give you that.
But at a time when words apparently don't matter, where sex is gender, gender is fluid, collusion means nasty tweets, semi-automatic handgun means license 3 rocket launcher, we have to give greater weight to actions.
Actions are what define you, and on the actions, the president has been completely cleared in regard to collusion, or corruption, or obstruction.
Close the books!
Alright, your thoughts.
Sorry, I just wanted to get that out, because everyone's going, what do you think about Mueller and Barr?
I don't!
Exactly.
Well, I mean, and that's the thing that I think we'll see from CNN.
I think Stelter actually tweeted out and said, no, we're going to dig into this report.
Don't believe what anybody is saying to you right now.
Don't listen to anybody.
That's the most masculine Stelter I've ever seen.
Yeah, that's true.
You make him sound like Brian Dennehy.
I was trying to sound nefarious.
I don't know.
I'm going to find things in this report that would make a billy goat puke.
But here's the thing.
Really, what kind of level... Jerk.
What kind of level of conspiracy do you have to believe in to believe that people that did not like Trump did this report to hide his bad actions, to hide collusion,
to hide obstruction of justice from you. People that don't like him, that at every motive to
come out and say he did everything and more, let's nail him to the cross. Don't think about it.
Didn't happen. Like what kind of conspiracy theorists do you have to be to believe that? The
same one who believes that Brian Stelter is straight. All right, now turning to Eye on India. All
right, so this comes to us from Russia We can't get away from the Kremlin.
No, of course not.
An event where cow dung is hurled by rival Indian villages to mark the War of the Married Gods.
As one does.
These people take part in a symbolic war signifying a mythological Hindu marriage dispute.
Seems accurate.
Yeah, where they throw crap at each other.
Here, look at this.
Seems normal right now.
Oh, there he goes.
No.
Everybody has these.
Look at that.
That is a lot of feces!
Not in the face!
It's like my house when I come home an hour late from work.
Holy s***!
That one was a Tide Pod!
In other news, Sprint Technical Support was down for 14 hours that day.
Speaking of Tide Pods!
Hey guys, I'm about to be YouTube famous.
Thanks for watching!
I'm going to be doing a video on how to make a Tide Pod.
We all make mistakes!
I'm so glad that I have my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman here with me today.
Not only because we're going to be looking into the new on-the-border YouTube algorithm, but here's a video on how to beat your wife in an Islamically permissible fashion.
A man should hit his wife with love.
Oh really?
Yes.
That's how you show love?
This is going to hurt my love for you more than it hurts you.
I mean me.
I'm not going to beat you.
Let's be real here.
Let's just be honest.
To be clear, this is an actual video.
We are not making this up.
We're Kleric Abdel Aziz Al-Kazraj.
And by the way, people who get mad at me for mispronouncing it, I bet you he has the same difficulty pronouncing Crowder.
Demonstrated how to, quote, punish a woman, quote, the man is a leader in the house, a leader has authorities, just like a company.
Are you familiar with these legal terminologies when it comes to domestic abuse?
Yes, absolutely.
Frequently, you hear domestic violence, the accused referring to themselves, I'm merely a company manager, it's in the handbook, chapter 12, right in your ass.
She was not follow-aiting, she wasn't follow-aiting SOPs, and I said follow-aiting because I can't say follow.
Add a T to everything!
By the way, we actually hired a translator to help clarify some of what the cleric was saying.
When showing your wife who is boss, it is important to remember that most women have no formal combat training, so there is no need to get complicated.
A simple combination will suffice.
The one-two, or jab right straight, makes it clear you are upset.
The uppercut is to explain what she did wrong.
The hook is to make sure she never does it again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Why isn't my dinner ready?
And I hit her with the combo.
Remember, a woman is not only weak, but her reaction time is bad as well.
Use this to your advantage.
For example, I can throw blows to body, body, then head.
This way, when she attempts to protect her barren womb in anticipation of the third strike, I surprise her by going upstairs.
It is most important to remember, your best defense is always offensively beating your wife.
Oh my gosh!
I'm glad we had the translator there.
Look, there seems to be this sacred cow of Islam.
You can't, like, they're beating... That's Hinduism.
No, I know, I'm blending here because of the eye on India, alright?
They're a different type of brown people.
Oh my gosh, would you shut up!
No, but look, I'm going on a trip overseas in a couple of days.
You know what I'm not afraid of?
No, I said overseas because I don't want to say where I'm going, but you know what I'm not afraid of?
I'm not afraid of accidentally going into a Christian neighborhood and doing something wrong and being mobbed by a group of Christians.
It's because you're going to Aruba.
Finally, Nancy Pelosi claimed this week that there is no taint of anti-Semitism that is democratic.
Just, here's the cliff.
No, because we are not.
We have no taint of that in the Democratic Party.
Most shocked by Speaker Pelosi's claim as junior advisor to the Minnesota Democratic Party, Carl the Anti-Semitic Taint, who joins us now.
Mr. Taint, thank you for being here, sir.
Glad to be with you, Stephen.
Sure.
Now, what's your response to the Speaker's comments?
Firstly, Stephen, Speaker Pelosi has been a dedicated leader for both our party and our country, and I thank her for it.
The fact remains, however, her comment, while unintentional, was still offensive to those in the taint community.
What exactly was offensive about it?
Which could be problematic of Speaker Pelosi's dual loyalty.
Excuse me?
I can't blame her, Stephen.
It's easy to be hypnotized by the media considering who's running it.
What?
And the Branks and all the... Okay, wow.
So you're just going straight to the anti-Semitism, Senior Advisor Taint?
There it is!
In record time, Steven.
Take my comment out of context and pit the Jews against the Taints.
That's not at all what's going on here.
I have to say, Senior Advisor Taint, first we have Omar, now you.
It's not a great look for the DNC, okay?
Just because I share the Congresswoman's concerns with the far-right policies, Of the Jew government.
What?
Israeli government.
Okay, give me one specific policy.
Omar and myself are not lone bulls here, Steven.
We simply feel if the Jews would leave Palestine, and as legendary journalist Helen Thomas suggested, go home to Poland and Germany back where they were long, the world can finally heal from all their conniving... Okay, you know what?
See, this actually just sounds straight-up anti-Jewish to me.
Color me shocked!
That you'd say that, considering who signed your paycheck, Stevens.
It's all about the Benjamins, right?
I don't even know what that means.
This is the reason we're involved in endless foreign wars.
As our brave men and women are fighting overseas, as Vice President Joe Biden himself described them, Shylocks back home are taking advantage of them with foreclosures and bad laws.
I think this interview's over.
It's over.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
What?
What?
What'd I say?
It's not like I'm Farrakhan here, Steven.
I mean, the man's a damn cloak here.
Thank you guys for giving Mr. Taint the respect he deserves.
We're going to move on here to the top.
We talked about Bart.
There's not enough info out there.
I wanted to get into the top socialist lies.
Top five myths that people...
I guess these just continually, let's just start with this.
Bernie Sanders town hall at Fox News, it personified everything wrong with the left wing.
Let's start with this.
I happen to believe, Joe, that we have an absurd tax system.
And while millions of people today are paying actually more in taxes than they anticipated, Amazon, Netflix, and dozens of major corporations, as a result of Trump's tax bill, pay nothing in federal taxes.
I think that's a disgrace.
What you don't say is that everybody paid less in taxes than they did under Obama, or they would under you, you piece of sh**.
By the way, did you notice he said, dozens of corporations?
Dozens.
Just run a quick search and see how many corporations there are in the United States.
Hint, it's a lot more than dozens.
If we missed a couple of dozen, that's okay.
This is the dishonesty.
They're paying more than they expected because they wanted an even bigger tax cut that you and the media deceived them into thinking they wouldn't even get.
Even the New York Times did an exposé on this.
Many people who got a tax cut didn't actually believe that they got one at all.
Most people saved money, paid less in taxes this year.
The middle class benefited from the tax cut.
Everyone did.
But I bet you're paying more than you thought.
What are you saying?
You thought you were going to get a bigger price break.
Screw you!
Do you remember when Pelosi actually said when they were talking about the average being around $1,200 per person per year back in your pocket?
And she was like, well, that's not a lot of money to most.
What?
$100 a month is not a lot of money to most average Americans that you say that you represent?
Are you serious?
Not the ones that live behind walls.
That can't buy a security guard at all.
This is how socialism works.
It deceives people into thinking they're worse off than they are by lying to them and then using that misery to get elected, promising to solve everyone's problem with free money.
And this was, we'll get to the top five, I think, the biggest myths, the most pervasive myths.
All this was reiterated, there was an article this week announcing means.tv, did you see it?
It's an online socialist media network who, without a hint of irony, it'll be a paid subscription service.
Steven, that's a tax.
So I went to their site to see what they were about.
And again, let me know which socialist candidate you want us to live stream next week, starting at 8 p.m.
Eastern.
Sanders, Harris, Klobuchar, Butt Gig, Warren.
Went to their site, Means TV, to see what they were... No surprises.
I felt like this segment was long overdue.
Let's cycle through the top five.
All right, let's get to it.
Number five is that there is no class mobility.
The cards are stacked against you.
This comes directly from the new paid subscription socialist network.
You only really have like so many options.
You can go to the factory, you can go to the college, or you can go to the army.
What do I have to do so I can get into a position to where I can chase what I want to chase versus surviving?
Oh, I feel like I have no options.
And you proceed to name all the options.
Three unbelievable options.
By the way, the offshoots from those three options are probably at least 3,000 options.
Like, I could work at a factory, work your way up to vice president, work your way up to a factory.
This was in Detroit, this network, where a UAW worker costs the company an average of over $130,000 a year.
Whoa.
I could go into the military.
Well, you could get tuition paid for, work your way up to, I don't know, officer, not to mention serve your country.
Or I got to go to college and choose Any of the hundreds of degrees available there?
This is like, I only got three options.
I can't do anything.
Why are you complaining?
Because the options I got are only infinity.
There are three options to on-ramps, basically.
There are three on-ramps to any option you want for the rest of your life.
Okay, this idea that there is no social mobility in the United States, the cars are stacked against you.
Over the course of their lives, 56% of Americans will find themselves in the top 10%, 73% will spend at least more than a year in the top 20%.
Okay?
So this idea that there's a static 99% and top 1% ruling class, it's just not true.
Particularly in the United States.
And this brings me to myth number four, that capitalism only benefits the wealthy.
We hear this all the time, that America sure is a rich country, but for most people it's terrible.
My mom actually told me, like, moving to America just, like, made everything worse.
From where?
I feel like money is always the problem and the solution at the same time.
Are you high right now?
People seem to be just doing worse and worse, and nobody really seems to be able to do anything about it.
Better and better.
You know, why do our parents work all the time, and then it's still hard for us?
Because you spend too much.
There's definitely a system in place that keeps us there.
And to find out about that system, like, it's only $9.99 a month.
I buy your cars!
I buy your cars!
They're not going to stay poor for long.
Honestly, no system is perfect.
But name me any system throughout the history of mankind that has pulled more people out of poverty than the free enterprise and the capitalist system.
Venezuela.
They killed them all.
You know what?
Let's do a mental exercise.
Everyone watching, pick a system.
Any system right now.
Think of it in your head, okay?
No!
That's the answer!
Let's just go under Trump because they try to amplify this with Donald Trump.
Look, people are worse off ever.
We have the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years.
Record numbers of workers returning to the workforce.
Highest job labor force participation rate.
And by the way, even with all that, we actually have both the lowest layoff rate and the highest amount of unfulfilled, meaning available jobs, since the Department of Labor began recording the statistics ever.
It's time to toss your hemp noose over the basement pipe, because I only got three options.
College, military, or being an entrepreneur.
It's like, I could go to school, study in maybe like the STEM field, or get a shark tank.
What the f***?
Like, I did it!
We need a new system!
Right?
Well, and they're worried about people being wealthy, right?
They're worried about this upper class that controls everything, right?
So, let's say that they're right.
In their socialist utopia, you know who that upper class that controls everything is?
The government.
Do you know who's left to oversee them?
No one.
In this system, even if the wealthy control things, you still have the government as a check to that strength.
In their system, you have nothing.
And it's not even true.
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I already said that.
It doesn't really matter.
Here's one of the biggest ones.
You've heard this a lot, right?
The idea that there's no wage growth.
One of the most common myths is that wages have remained the same.
If you factor in inflation and you look at U.S.
where people are working more, but they're not getting paid any more money.
Here you go.
You hear it all the time.
And about half of Americans don't own a stock, a mutual fund, or any... It means nothing to them.
So they'd rather get a wage increase.
The key thing that we've been looking at for quite a while that doesn't seem to be moving too much is wages.
2%.
The trouble with 2% is 2% kind of just sucks.
Wages going at 2% is not enough to make anyone feel the job market boom.
First off, I don't want to go ad hominem, but is her chin penciled on?
It's like the Burgermeister Meisterburger.
It has two very defined lines.
Okay, this is just as problematic, to use their word, as the wage gap, the idea of 77 cents on the dollar.
that just compares women make x, men make y.
One problem with computing wage growth the way that the Bureau of Labor statistics do
is they do average hourly earnings.
It's going to get a little nerdy.
Let me try and go through this really quickly.
That doesn't take into account lifetime wage growth.
I highly recommend you check out the sources and the overlay
that we bring up here right now.
Let me distill it for you.
When you take into account individual wage growth as calculated by the census, their current population
survey, those models, it's actually closer to 5%.
Which doesn't suck.
No.
Average individual wage growth is always higher than the simple average hourly earnings growth.
And there are a few reasons for this.
And I want you to do your own mental exercise, because anecdotal obviously doesn't necessarily prove a point.
But the empirical data, I believe, will match up with your anecdotal experience.
So anyone out there right now who's done a job or been in a career in the same field of work for more than 10 years watching right now, I'd like you to comment below.
If you have been doing the same job or working with the same company, same field of work for 10 years, I want you to do some math.
Have you only seen a 2% wage growth?
I would challenge anyone out there.
Lower earners at the beginning of their life, by the way, they tend to have the most wage growth.
As people get older, they get wealthier, the percentage of wage growth is less.
So if you're seeing that sort of pay bump, bottom out a little bit, that now it maybe used to be 10%, 12%, now it's 2%, that means you're probably being paid pretty well if it's over a lifetime.
Yeah, exactly.
People aren't going to pay you a lot more just to do the same job.
If you're not acquiring new skills, if you're not making yourself more valuable, that's the whole point of this.
The market, you shouldn't wait for the market to give you more money.
Yeah, the average hourly earnings, it doesn't take into account how long people have stayed in a certain job.
I mean, imagine, Bill, if you went to law school, and you went out, and then you were a clerk, and then you decided, you know what, I'm going to be a doctor, and then you didn't finish medical school, and then you said, you know what, I'm going to be a shift manager at McDonald's, and then, you know, you developed a heroin habit.
Developed?
That sounds exactly like his life.
Here's one of the things I kind of frequently say is, OK, what is the alternative?
It's the argument here that we should go back to 1980s America, 1960s America, 1930s America.
Where's the place in the past that you're saying we fell off the train of wage growth?
And OK, fine, let's go back to that.
But then out of the same mouth comes The past was even worse.
It was even more of a male-white male hierarchy.
Minorities could never, ever, ever become president.
They could never be lawyers.
They could never do any... There was no mobility whatsoever.
So then you have to ask the question is, if over time, the policies have been coming into place that are directly countervailing wage growth, right?
The types of policies that you see throughout California and are driving a huge growth, pushing Californians on into every other state.
I'm pretty confident there's only one side pushing those policies that are pushing down the wage growth that you're complaining about.
And you could pull the there were no good old days card, you know, because railroads.
So good at those, man.
By the way, it's easy to have wage growth if you just have slaves.
Yeah, people making railroads.
No, the point is he makes a very valid point.
There were no good old days.
Everything was worse.
Everyone was racist.
Patriarchy.
And now wage growth is worse than ever before.
Your parents could buy two homes.
The average home was a fraction of the size.
And by the way, blacks couldn't vote!
So it takes some progress, along with only a 5% wage growth, which is still pretty good.
By the way, on top of that, wage growth just hit a 10-year high despite all the models
predicting the exact opposite. And it seems like it's likely to keep accelerating.
All right. And by the way, over the last two centuries, real income has been raised by 3,000%
due to capitalism. Due to capitalism.
3,000%.
Do you have a source on this?
I'll give it to you.
We can put it up later.
Over 9,000%.
I forgot the name of the economist that said it.
It was 30 times.
It's gone up 30 times over the past two centuries.
Was it Seymour Butz?
Was this one of those robocalls again?
No.
Because I just hit a chart that showed 5%.
You're like, it's 3,000.
Over two centuries.
Listen, frankly, so much weight growth.
You're going to be so tired of all the growth with your wages.
You won't have room.
Your wages will have stretch marks, OK?
Here's a second lie.
It's really stupid, but I'm going to point out why I think you'll realize it's stupid on its face, but you often don't think of it this way.
That wealth inequality is a huge problem.
We want to deal with the grotesque level of income and wealth inequality in America.
Very few people think it is acceptable or moral that the top one-tenth of one percent owns almost as much wealth as the bottom ninety percent.
Here's what I call a stupid exercise.
If I doubled every single person right now watching, listening, doubled all of our incomes tomorrow, every single one, wealth inequality would increase.
Would you be pissed?! !
Would you prefer to live in a place like Cuba or Venezuela, where people make a whopping $30 a month in Cuba?
The problem isn't poverty.
The problem is wealth inequality.
And I know that there are some nations in between.
I'm not saying your only choice is the United States or Cuba.
Generally speaking, socialism simply socializes mediocrity.
Poverty.
Matter of fact, every study that we have available shows there's no correlation between wealth inequality and the poverty rate.
Usually as wealth inequality becomes big, as that gap becomes bigger, conditions of poor families have actually
improved.
Yeah, and part of the beauty of our system is there's no ceiling on success.
Like there's no, if you want to go out there and just do, put all the time and effort in, be incredibly creative,
come up with something, risk everything, time, fortune, family,
whatever you want to do, and be successful, why, that would, that's going to create more inequality. Why would we care?
I want you to be as successful as you can possibly be.
I wish some of those people that were really successful would be a little more responsible with their money.
Dems tend not to give anything to charity, so that's kind of a problem.
But you know what I mean?
Like, I wish they would do better.
Like, I went to town hall next week, Bernie Sanders, 2.5% looking at the trap.
Oh, gosh.
Here's your lawyer, Bill Richmond.
OK, so just, I think, earlier this week, Slate.com had an article criticizing Bernie Sanders' response when people were asking him about his newfound millionaire status.
And his off-the-cuff, truthful, Freudian response was, Well, if you wrote a book, too, then you could be a millionaire.
So if you worked hard, and you had creativity, and you put your ass on the line, and you worked really, really, really hard in this system that we have right now, you, too, could be a millionaire, just like Bernie Sanders.
But!
Although, really, I stood on the shoulders of the public tease!
I wouldn't have been able to sell the book if I hadn't run for president!
Who am I, a f***ing Rockefeller?
The point is, yes, you could say exactly that.
You could say, oh, if you started your own law firm, you too could be in the top 1%.
If you started a show, you could be in the top 10%.
If you started your own private sommelier wine business, you could be in the top 10%.
If you were willing to forego all security of a salary and knowing where your next paycheck is going to come, you could also be wealthy.
But in his case, it was writing a book that only made him money because he had become popular off of the public dime.
So it's even worse than what you're saying.
But yeah, he's like, when you write a best, I will not apologize.
You benefited, by the way, right from Donald Trump's tax, but I didn't vote for it.
But you cashed the check, didn't you?
You can pay more taxes voluntarily at any time, or you can give to charity.
You don't do any of that!
Now, I understand if it's like, well, I don't want to pay into the war machine system.
Why would I voluntarily?
OK, how about a soup kitchen?
Son of a bitch!
I mean, I don't know!
He gives nothing to charity!
Wait, so he's saying, oh, he doesn't want to pay into the war machine.
But so during the eight years of Obama, that's when he was paying extra taxes, right?
Because that was the time because he's going to be the next president.
And so he's saying that, wait a minute, when he's president... No, I didn't mean to say that.
I was just saying... No, no, I understand.
But the point being that it's always a common question.
Right.
OK, go ahead.
It's a voluntary system.
Where did Code Pink go for eight years?
The IRS will take it.
Whatever you want.
They're not going to say no.
And here's, you know, it's not so much a lie that they push.
Let me set this up with a fact.
Socialism has never actually worked, okay?
And they always try to claim that it's never been tried properly, or where it has been tried properly now, they've pivoted, and this is only the last ten years, to the Scandinavian countries that they're all socialist.
Here you go.
What happened in Venezuela?
They call that democratic socialism.
You look like he's masturbating on a subway.
The problem is, though, brothers, that any time there's been the attempts of ordinary people to engage in self-determination, they can get crushed by external nations.
Look at U.S.
policies toward Venezuela have been very, very ugly.
Nicaragua in the same way.
So we've never had a chance to really pull it off.
So it's only been a movement so far.
Well, so long as we know what democratic socialism is.
And if we know that in countries in Scandinavia, like Denmark, Norway, Sweden, they are very democratic countries, obviously.
America will look more like Scandinavia.
That's right.
That's right.
And what's wrong with that?
Uh, well, there's a lot wrong with that.
First off, the snots.
The snus?
It's a snooze.
It's a tobacco that goes up your nose.
That's snuff!
No!
Snuff goes in your lip!
Snuff goes up your nose.
Snooze goes here, snuff goes here.
I don't know anything about tobacco outside of cigars.
Which, by the way, ironically come from a lot of these crap hole countries.
That's the one silver lining.
They try to say Venezuela, a truly socialist and, by the way, oil rich country, kind of starting on phase three.
Only failed because of US policies?
Right, it actually failed because you had something, right?
In this case, oil money.
You had something propping up a horrible system, which you can do for a little while.
You know what would also happen in the United States?
You can take billionaires' money for a little while.
Once it's gone, you're done.
You've got nothing to prop up your bad identity.
That is a much more true example of socialism than the Scandinavian countries they try to point.
Yes.
The truth is, we did a whole segment on this, so I'm just going to sort of brush on this.
Scandinavian countries, they built up their wealth under free market economies, and right now they're actually moving much more toward free market capitalism, despite their incredibly small, homogenous populations, by the way.
And, keep in mind, their top corporate tax rates are actually lower than the United States were under Obama.
We're actually going their direction now, finally, for the first time.
And something else that is remarkable to me, did you know that when Scandinavian people moved to the United States, they have higher standards of living on average than those in the Scandinavian countries?
In other words, Danes in the United States have it better than Danes in Denmark!
Swedes in the United States have it better than Swedes in Sweden!
Without the high suicide rate.
Is there a super high suicide rate?
I thought there was a high suicide rate.
I knew it was Japan.
Well, I know Japan, but I thought... Norway.
Norway, yes.
That's just because of the weather, and they all have to watch to let the right one in.
Yeah, and by the way, how many times do they have to come on camera and say, Bernie, please stop pointing to us as socialists!
We're not socialists!
They have a lot of, they have a social safety net, which by the way is why cars, for example, most, I think in Denmark, most people can't afford used cars.
You can go to lotofcutter.com.
We wrote an article about this not long ago because the taxes are unbelievable.
Yeah.
There's a huge burden on the middle class.
That being said, they built up their wealth under free market economies.
So you can't claim that a country, if the United States, for example, tomorrow, the United States tomorrow became a socialist country.
Would you say that we became the world's greatest superpower under socialism?
No.
Of course not.
No, absolutely not.
And one final point that I think on just this is capitalism has been credited over the centuries with saving 700 million plus lives.
That's a hard number to come by.
I get it.
I understand there's probably going to be a lot of people that disagree with that.
But if you look at the population, the life expectancy, and a lot of the other factors, this, we didn't have nearly as many people and it wasn't
just because there's a lot more people having sex to have kids,
it was because people could live longer and the thing that made that possible, the thing that made it possible for you
to feed your families now is capitalism, right? And it would create a
lot more success if other countries would take capitalism and
apply that as well. We've seen hundreds of millions of people die because of socialism.
They have a negative bank balance right now. Or communism.
Capitalism, well, socialism and communism. Now we have a huge positive balance.
Still not entirely sure what the difference is between a Marxist and a Communist.
I don't know.
Which book they read?
Who knows?
It's the haircut.
Obviously, I would say that the facts are on our side, okay?
Because I just listed over a dozen.
But I know that both sides argue they're on the side of truth.
Okay, let's put that aside for a second.
One thing that can't be denied is that even in theory, Capitalists, free enterprisers, the conservative worldview can only function if an individual feels empowered.
And I know that Bernie Bros are going to say that that's a lie because of the system, man.
All right, I know, I know.
The fact is that the conservative message is predicated on the idea that individuals feel optimistic about their opportunities in future.
Socialists can only remain in power by convincing the entire population of hopelessness.
Conservatives have to campaign on, hey, anyone can make it in America.
You're good enough.
Democrats and socialists have, but I repeat myself, have to campaign on, you can't make it, you're not good enough.
Others are going to win, you'll lose, and none of it is in your control because it's all a part of the system.
It is a selfish appeal, and certainly right now in the United States, it's not based on truth.
Right now, in an economy with the lowest unemployment, highest job participation, least amount of firings, most amount of jobs available in decades, they're still selling you propaganda that you couldn't possibly make it without them.
And I'll come out and say it, in 2019, Only the weakest among you buy that lie.
If you look at all of the prospects I just listed out there and you don't feel hopeful in any way, there's no hope for you.
You lost hope long before you made that walk to the ballot box.
That's my biggest problem with socialism.
All right, we have to get going.
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Most downloaded podcast.
I grew up watching The Man Show, Crank Yankers.
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Mr. Carolla, thank you for being here, sir.
Thanks for having me.
I was very nervous to have you on the show, I'm not going to lie.
That always, you know, my wife every once in a while.
Says, you know everyone's scared of you.
And I always go, they are?
And she goes, oh yeah.
And then I go, well why do they do everything I ask them not to do and nothing I ask them to do if they're scared of me?
So I'm always surprised, but maybe people are scared.
I'm sorry if you are.
It's no, no, you don't need to apologize.
I think they're doing the opposite of what you asked because your fear, it draws them into a place of incompetence.
That's probably why.
Why?
You know, my assistant's in the room.
I'm sorry.
Your fear has been like a tractor beam of incompetence.
Yes.
That you fear me.
Oh, my God.
Could you imagine if I was in the military and I just tell that everybody your last easy day was yesterday and you're a maggot and they would all just step on landmines.
Right, exactly.
They would immediately poop themselves and step on landmines and then friendly fire incidents,
which we had happen when I was being raised in Canada.
No, the reason is that I went out to your studio one time and went through some mutual contacts,
and this was a long time ago.
I remember back then, I don't think you had any idea who I was.
You had just restarted the show, Love Line, with Dr. Drew, and I just felt like a fish out of water.
And at one point, I just—I ate it.
It was my fault.
I bombed.
And you looked at me, like, with a look like someone disciplining someone else's dog, and I knew, ah, I really—I really suck today.
Well, if there's any consolation, I'm still unclear as to who you are.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
Most guests on this show, usually politicians, after they appear, they say, yeah, you know what, could you scratch that?
And we say, sorry, it's live to tape.
So before we move on, I really want to get your opinion on sort of the shifting landscape of podcasts today and new media.
And I know you have a film, No Safe Spaces, coming out.
You're working on it with Dennis Prager.
First off, though, have you been following the Mueller report that was released today?
Well, it's sort of like the atmosphere or the headliner in your car.
You can't not be exposed to it.
If you're alive and you walk upright, you're over four years of age, you're going to hear something about it.
I don't know where to go to get the information because I did watch, I was watching CNN and MSNBC this morning and it was a lot of, Oh man, look out people.
And then I was listening to some talk radio, some AM talk radio, and it was like nothing to see here.
So I actually thought, well, essentially, How are you going to get the information if everyone you talk to is so galvanized, everyone you listen to is so galvanized on both sides?
I did have the thought, like when I was watching CNN, when they were saying, hey man, you should listen to me because there's some serious stuff going on here.
I thought I would be more apt to listen to you, except for it's been two years of you explaining what was going to happen and none of it happened.
Right.
Just say, CNN anchors or Rachel Maddow or whoever.
Let's just say it wasn't about Russian collusion in the Mueller report.
Let's just say there were just someone you knew at the track.
Right.
And you went to go make some money on the ponies.
And every single horse they pick, every one of their favorite, every one of their prognostications came in last or didn't finish a race at all.
Right.
And you showed up this morning and they were hanging out in front of the track again.
Yeah.
And they said, man, I got a hot tip for you.
Would you listen?
Right.
I, you know, I had a similar system when it came to the electoral college and it was whatever Dick Morris said, bet the opposite.
And I still have, I've called them all correctly.
No, I think that's a good point.
First off, it's interesting to me that you're watching CNN and MSNBC.
I'm a conservative.
I do that as well.
Is that a part of your daily pattern?
Because you want to be informed as to what the opposite side of the spectrum is saying?
I am like, I had a little heated, Semi-heated Twitter affair this morning with someone who was, you know, calling me whatever because I dared to interview Tucker Carlson on my podcast.
And I'm like, hey, Tucker's a good dude.
And you may disagree with him, but we talked about his mom and his family of origin.
And I thought it was a really good interview.
And if you if you'd listen, You'd probably get a little closer to some semblance of civility here.
And the guy was like, F you and F Tucker and, you know, sniff my balls.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I guess that's not going to work.
Well, sniffing seems very detailed, but that doesn't seem so much as a Twitter call out as it is a fetish at that point.
It's Biden-esque, but let's put, I'll put it to you this way.
Oh yeah.
He was doing a photo op with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar once, and there was some sex.
Look it up.
Look it up.
I will look it up.
But here's just one thing when I was talking about this earlier, Barr.
He was pointing everyone to read the report.
That's one big difference, I think, that you see between the left and the right.
And I was watching them both today, as you were talking about, listening to some talk radio.
On the left, they're going, oh man, this looks really bad in the report.
Bar was saying, read the report, and people on the right seem to be saying, read the report.
And it's pretty consistent across the board.
That's what happened with the Green New Deal.
On this channel, I just read it from pillar to post because it was only five pages long.
If people want the information, it would be good for them to start just reading the report.
But it seems like people in media just say, well, you know what, take my word for it.
Well, you know, I've sort of used, you know, I have a sort of mechanical background and a building background and I got a bunch of race cars and sometimes stuff breaks on them and you have to fix them and there's really only one approach and that approach is You know, get a table, make sure that table is plumb and square, put the car on it and start taking measurements and calculations and then we're going to figure out what we're going to do to fix it once we get this data.
If you know in your heart what's wrong with the car before you even look at the car, you're going to be wrong a lot and you're going to get into a lot of accidents and you're going to lose a lot of races.
So for me, This notion of like, oh, I already know how this is going to play out before I get any information is not a good way to go through life.
If you're trying to solve any problem, and I don't care if your refrigerator breaks down or anything to do with politics, it's just not a good way to go.
And like I'm watching Politically Incorrect, or Real Time, I should say, with Bill Maher the other week,
and he announces defiantly, he goes, I don't need to read the Mueller report.
I have a TV set, okay?
I know.
Watching himself, yeah.
I thought, oh wow, that's bad.
That's a bad place to be in, which is you're not going to read the two-year report because you watch Rachel Maddow and you know what you know.
And then at a certain point, moments later, one of the folks on the show, on his panel, said, all right, I know the report said no collusion, but it's not all doom and gloom.
There's an upside here.
He may be a foreign agent.
No, I think it's a good point.
If you know in your heart something's wrong with the car, you'll get it wrong.
Especially if you're an angry lesbian who knows nothing about cars.
Also, it's ironic that Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect was not politically incorrect, nor is real time filmed in real time.
So, I don't know what to believe anymore.
Let me ask you this.
You were one of the earliest adopters with podcasts, and you had so much success with mainstream, sort of old media fame.
You had these television shows and these development projects.
You were on radio, one of the most listened to radio shows, and then became one of the most listened to podcasts in the world.
And in listening to you when I was starting out, people like yourself and Joe Rogan, I often heard you talk about how the great thing is there's no barrier to entry.
You can reach your audience directly now.
But that was a few years ago.
Have you seen a shifting landscape there in kind of what we thought was this open form of the internet and podcasts with social media and YouTube and Twitter and Facebook and eventually iTunes?
Do you see it as as open as it used to be or do you see kind of the old media guards trying to set up new guards for for things like podcasts?
Wow.
I get what direction you're going, and I agree.
Look, everybody, if you get big enough, you're going to become the man.
Zuckerberg is the man now.
I mean, Zuckerberg didn't start that way.
Woodstock, if you want to put on Woodstock, you have to pay a $10 billion licensing fee.
You know what I'm saying?
There is no such thing as something Growing and becoming as large as it is monetarily and it not becoming the man, you know?
So if you can think about a million companies and a million human beings and a million whoever, and once there's enough Madison Avenue money, Wall Street money, whatever, it just, you become that.
And it can go no other way.
It doesn't really matter If you're Zuckerberg or Starbucks like you just eventually become the man, right?
And so when I started podcasting, there were two America was split into two halves.
There was the half that didn't know what a podcast was and then there was the other half my dad was in who called it a pod card and thought that was cute.
Right.
So that's where it was a decade ago.
Now everybody and their mother's doing one and you know Oprah's doing a podcast like that was that would have been unthinkable a few years ago.
Wildly uninteresting but yes.
There's money involved, and now that money is involved, then everybody and the media has become sort of the man.
So that's where we are.
I don't really lament it in a way.
I think purists kind of go like, oh, what about Woodstock from 1969?
Or what about podcasting from a decade ago?
But it's like, It's just the way it goes.
It's just progress.
Well, it's just the way it goes.
I guess my concern more so, and it kind of ties into your No Safe Spaces documentary you're making with Prager, what we see on campus is what we're seeing with new media.
Yeah, if it's just business developing, but right now we see people at the top specifically trying to silence voices based on political point of view.
That's my concern.
There's obviously a market for it because there are a lot of conservatives who want to listen to it.
But that brings me to No Safe Spaces that you're working on with Dennis Prager.
When can we be expecting that, and what has been your experience as a longtime comedian now on college campuses?
Does it make you want to blow your brains out as it often does myself?
Yeah, I'm gonna need to borrow your t-shirt later today so I can put this into my mouth.
Yes, well, I think you'd be better off borrowing my 3D printer.
That would help you more, but yeah.
Oh, okay.
So, a couple things.
First, I do have a stand-up special called Not Taco Bell Material, which I think your audience would enjoy.
That is out now, so people can enjoy that.
iTunes and Amazon and Chassis and everything else.
Working with Prager's great, because he's such It's such a weird thing.
It's so weird when you know Dennis Prager personally and then you read how, you know, he's homophobic and xenophobic and Islamophobic.
And he's like, he's the most gregarious, oversized Jewish uncle you've ever met.
And he loves to laugh.
And he just he's infectious with his attitude.
Like, I wish I was in as good a mood as he's in all the time.
So we've had a chance to tour around and play do some college campuses and it's getting pretty pretty crazy out there and look there is no I guess what I'm saying is this.
I have twins.
And they're going to be 13 in a few months.
And I'm going out on the road this weekend.
Cobb's Comedy Club, by the way, San Francisco.
A couple tickets left.
And I want to take my two twins out to dinner tonight before I go on the road.
And I thought, oh, I'd like to eat at this Chinese food place by my house.
It's good Chinese food.
And then I paused and I thought, oh, I know they're going to complain about it because they don't want Chinese food.
And then I went, what?
And then I went, huh?
And then I went, wait a minute.
When I grew up, if we went out to dinner once a year, it was a big deal.
And the notion that you had a boat and where you were going to eat when your dad said, come on, we're going to Taylor's Steakhouse.
You weren't like, I'm not in the mood for that, old man.
I want sushi.
That's unthinkable, except for it's the new norm now.
If I say to my two kids, hey, we're going out for Chinese, they'll go, one will yell, I want sushi, and the other yell, I want surf and turf.
And my thing is, is what was unthinkable is where we're at.
And if you go to the college campuses today, and you hear what these 18 and 19 year olds have to say for themselves, What was, you know, we're going to protest because of the Vietnam War or Nixon or Watergate or Kent State or whatever it is.
We went from that to Ben Shapiro is not welcome anywhere near this campus.
We went from what was the norm to unthinkable.
And it's not their fault.
It's just like my kids.
It's not their fault.
We ruined them.
Yeah.
In my experience, it's been Not the student body, but the people in charge.
Academia, professors, and the students who write the deans.
The people who make sure that you don't get on campus.
We just did one at UT.
We didn't even announce it.
There were hundreds of kids just doing this.
It's changed my mind, where we sit down and just talk about an issue completely unedited.
It goes against every rule in the media book, right?
It's long, it's boring, it's not polished, and kids wanted to hear the conversations.
But there was one girl who tried to steal a MAGA hat off someone's head.
Literally said, unironically, that she was triggered.
She didn't have any sense of self.
But we have to get going.
Not Taco Bell material as a stand-up special.
I wanted to ask you, why did you do a stand-up special now?
Because I know you've been doing stand-up for a long time.
And some stand-ups never do a special.
And I thought you might be one of those guys who just wanted to keep it in the clubs.
And then I saw that this was out there.
It's just I have so many things I do in a way It's not a great career move to play, you know, 15 sports
sort of thing. I look at comedy as like saying athletic, you know, athleticism. Yeah, but you got
to pick a sport and you're much better off just kind of doing one thing and not the other. And I've
just done everything and I enjoy it. And I thought, but I've never done a standup special.
And I just, I guess there's a feeling of you want to capture it.
You go out all these years, you develop all this material, and it just floats up into the ether at the end of the show, at the end of the evening, at the end of the night.
So I just thought, let's capture it.
And also, I'd like to get paid.
Yeah, that's a good reason, too.
Let's put that in column B. It's at chassis.com, and very funny, by the way, I think a lot of people who haven't watched your stand-up will enjoy it a lot.
I remember talking with people about your stand-up, and them going like, yeah, a lot of people don't know that Adam Carolla's stand-up is really tight.
It's really funny stuff, because, again, I grew up watching you on TV, and in Canada, you know, we're not in the land of really cool stuff, so we didn't have access to a lot of the content you did in the United States.
I had two pirate crank-yankers.
on a DVD burner, back from an old HP desktop.
So, yeah, and actually my wife and I, that was when I realized she had a sense of humor.
We watched Cranky Anchors.
We saw, first, when I first moved to the States at 18, the first comedian I saw was Jim Florentine
at the improv because of Cranky Anchors.
And I remember him mentioning you in your standup.
You know, it's funny, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,
but really, piracy is the sincerest form of flattery.
think about it.
Right, yeah.
It is for a show that sucked.
It was a fantastic show.
Piracy is the highest form of flattery.
Tell that to Metallica.
Maybe it'll cheer them up, that and a few hundred million dollars.
All right, we do have to get going.
Chassis.com, Adam Kroll.
Thank you so much for being here, sir.
We appreciate it, and we'll talk to you sometime soon.
Thanks Dan.
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Try the Walther today.
See what I did there with the stop playing games?
Walther's happy about it.
Hey guys, quick one live riddle of the week.
It's not to tell you about Mug Club, because I already have, or Walther, because you've already likely purchased them.
If not, you should be ashamed of yourself.
It's to tell you that next week, Monday, CNN is hosting five live town halls, and so will we.
We'll be live streaming their live stream from 7, I think, 7 Eastern, 8, depending on when we start.
Five candidates.
Klobuchar, Warren, Sanders, Harris, Buttkig.
You can pick two.
Depending on how it goes, maybe we'll do the rest of the town halls on Monday.
Comment below.
Let me know which ones you want to see most.
And we'll be there with a live stream and drinking game rules to follow.
Sorry, I, uh, I, it's one of those days it's been pretty tough to, to do that and it's not...
Sorry guys, forgive me not doing the drowning dance.
I think this is the first time in four years.
I know that often in this last segment, I know the team is running out of time, the crowd closes, I talk about things.
Hopefully matter to you, hopefully mean something to you, and are hopefully helpful.
And I try to be honest with you, as honest as possible.
Vulnerable when appropriate.
But there's been something, it's been a hard week and it's hard to...
There's something that's been bothering me for a while that I haven't really...
I've talked about it but not to the severity of...
I actually, I think that probably my feelings could best be put into a song.
I don't know.
Hey, hey, my...
Hey, hey, my...
My, my.
The ground owl has got to die.
You live in the dirt instead of the skies.
The burrowing owl has got to die Instead of the skies, you live in the fields
You hiss at me, yeah, you're such a bitch.
Ever heard of property rights?
You little prick.
Put you six feet under beneath the fill I want you extinct, you little strange bird
you you
If I can't have that, I'll take in danger.
I want you wiped out, and gone for good.
I want you extinct, but I'll take in danger Hey, hey, my, my
you you
The ground owl has got to die.
You live in the dirt instead of the sky.
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