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#402 DEMOCRATS PUSH MOB RULE! | Raz0rfist and The Hodge Twins Guest | Louder With Crowder
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I could have got more.
I don't know if I just... I could've got more.
Stephen.
1,500 people will be filling the University of Michigan Power Center because of your show.
Look at them.
If I'd have gotten Hilo to Taurium, I throw away... so many names on a waiting list, you have no idea.
If I'd have just pushed for Hill Auditorium... The school would never let you have the Hill Auditorium because of the things you did.
I should have pushed harder.
You pushed as hard as you could.
I know, I know it's 3,900 seats, but...
Maybe if I could have shown them the overflow.
This screen.
you This few, these ten boys at the college door.
Ten more people.
That would have been ten more people.
This family, watching right now on Naroku.
Four more people.
We could have booked a second show.
We could have filled a second show!
But I didn't!
I didn't fill the second show!
I cannot get here on the train!
Vardar with Crowders, October 25th, Spooktacular at U of M may be sold out.
But you can still sign up now for the secret overflow room in the block party.
Mug Club secret after party details to follow.
Do so much more.
Mug Club secret after party details to follow.
Got some moves!
That's called the Make Our Third Chairsmen.
The men.
Hodgwin's incredibly uncomfortable right off the bat.
How are you boys?
It was pretty sexy, man.
Put the money away, guys.
We have Razorfist on the show today.
We're gonna have Daniel Cormier on.
He had to move last second.
We'll have him on, I think, next week.
Also with, like, Jordan Peterson.
It's gonna be crazy.
Apparently he can do that when you're the toughest guy in the world.
When he can beat you up, yeah.
We say nothing.
What is it?
Hodgetwinstour.com?
Yeah, hardchoicetour.com.
And you have dates coming up soon?
Dates.
We've got plenty of dates in Texas and Florida.
They also had half a beer, so, you know, they're a little bit... Oh, they're done.
Yeah, I was hoping my eyes are like this.
New show open, by the way, and yes, the U of M show is happening October 25th.
We might even add a second show, so don't not book it because it's sold out.
Quarter Black Garrett, producing.
Thank you, Quarter Black.
At G. Morgan Jr., what's the wine of the day?
We got T-Vine Mixed Blacks.
Is it T or is it wine?
Mixed Blacks.
Is it T or is it wine?
T-Vine.
T-Vine.
See, this is why people think you're affected.
Question of the day.
I thought it was special.
So we'll be talking later about today's leftist hate mob.
I know that every time we use the word mob, the hodgewins get jumpy.
Do you think the heads of the DNC, the media, are just blatantly encouraging, endorsing mob rule now?
Or are you still like in the, it's really any equivalency at this point?
Genuinely, I want to know.
We'll be talking about that later.
You guys have been pretty safe though.
Yeah.
What's funny is, you know, if I get recognized, it's either people really like me or hate me.
With you guys, sometimes it's just a novelty, because you're like, oh, two black twins!
Yeah.
I feel like a circus animal right now.
Yeah, we went to Torchy's Tacos, and I remember the one guy was a real fan.
He was like, oh man, he mentioned something specific.
And then a girl was just like, oh, I know you.
Yeah, it's always that expression.
Yeah, the cream pot wins.
No, no, no, no.
Double mint.
That's about right off the bat.
But the guy was a big fan.
I remember what he referenced.
OK, listen, leading the news, President Trump's meeting with Kanye West didn't exactly go as planned.
Ah, this comes from the hill.
Possibly the best quote ever that we've had in this show.
The rap star launched into a monologue touching on mental health, the prison system, and improving life for African Americans in inner cities.
It really was a breakdown if you watched the monologue.
It's a shame, too.
The two have actually been really excited about the White House sleepover for some time now.
La, la, la, wait till I see Kanye tonight.
I had a dream of a sleepover with Donald.
Watch Netflix, maybe eat some tacos.
He told me it was gonna be so dope, though, man.
Grab an entrance by the Trudeau.
I wish everybody chill, man.
I ain't one of the Clintons.
I ain't have nobody kill, man.
I don't know what happened there, exactly.
Do you know what?
It seems like it makes sense that they went off the rails.
Two peas in a pod, right?
I love how, when they were inviting him over, they're like, they're going to talk about manufacturing resurgence, violence, and prisons.
And I'm like, you threw manufacturing resurgence in and not talk about violence and prison, so it's not like a completely racist agenda.
Exactly, really?
Kanye knows a lot about manufacturing.
I want popcorn!
You want popcorn?
Yeah!
He's just passionate every time.
And then Drake's like, last name Korn, first name Pop.
Cut!
Okay, was that good my Toronto friends?
Gosh Drake, I mean you have a butter soft bitch from Toronto.
Was he the Sprite guy that you used to see in the movies?
Yes.
Every single time he would do the Sprite thing?
Oh my gosh!
The whitest way to know him.
Was that the Sprite guy?
Hey, was that the guy selling the soda pop?
Alright, another Trump news.
Alec Baldwin claims that ever since he's played Trump, black people love me.
His direct quote.
Here's another direct quote.
He says, I think it's because they're most afraid of Trump.
I'm not going to paint every African American person with the same brush, and then he does,
but a significant number of them are sitting there going, this is going to be bad for black
folks.
Funny enough, I like Baldwin for his voicemails.
What's funny is he blames the daughters for the homage.
I mean, that's really not fair.
who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned.
You have humiliated me for the last time of this phone.
I'm sorry.
You're berating a 12-year-old.
Since playing Trump, black people love him.
Hodgetwins, your thoughts?
I don't think so.
I think it's just because he's coonin'.
Wait, how does a white guy do that?
He's the first, man.
It's amazing.
White people are coonin' for black folks now.
I got bad news for him, Doug.
Yeah, black people don't like you, man.
You're not big fans of reruns of 30 Rock?
Yeah, a lot of people don't like Donald Trump because he's, uh, because they're racist.
Black people are racist.
They don't like your white ass meat.
But you guys did say, you did tell me that some black people are afraid of Trump, you thought.
Nah, they just don't understand him.
They don't understand him?
I don't think they really care about him or politics.
No, it's the economy, right?
I mean, would you say that's true?
Like, if they're doing well, they're gonna be like, I don't care.
Way too white.
Oh, come on.
It really depends on how CNN perceives everything.
That's where they go off.
Their sources are bad.
It's not their fault.
I didn't really think that black people were watching CNN.
Yeah, that's who's watching, the black folks.
Mama used to watch it all the time.
Really?
She'll watch that, Annie Griffith will come on, and then she'll look at Redd Foxx.
Re-runs of Shaft?
No, not Shaft.
She was a religious woman.
That's when you guys leave.
Just like every stereotype.
I'm watching The Jeffersons!
Then you leave and she goes, Shaft!
Here's another one about how local government works for you.
The Houston City Council actually found a new loophole to prevent a sex robot brothel from opening.
Dang it!
So let me explain this to you, because the story might seem a little tough.
The City Council actually expanded its definition of an arcade device, which are already barred from operating within 1,500 feet of churches, schools, daycares, parks, residential neighborhoods.
So let me clarify this.
They're actually classifying creepy sex robots as arcade machines now, because those are apparently easier to regulate.
Aw, man.
You can crack down on those, which makes sense, actually, given when you consider what some people do with the, uh... Hey, hey, hey!
There you go!
Hey, come on!
Get at it, come on!
That's enough of the... Get up in there!
Get up in there!
There's no respect.
Every day, at least twice.
Having sex with our arcade machines.
I want to go play.
That's the last time.
That's the last time.
Those things look so real, though.
You said that last time.
That's the last time we let him have sex with our arcade machine.
Did you guys ever play the hotshot, like the basketball hotshot deal in the arcades?
Forget those games.
I want to play the game he was playing.
Yeah, exactly.
My time apparently was misplaced.
I was really good at that.
I should have been good at the other games.
Also, is it odd that I have a wall thrown at the desk but use a 2x4 with nails?
No, because I don't want the liability.
I don't want to lose him as a sponsor.
Speaking of city councils and things doing weird stuff, Detroit now is There are areas of Detroit being designated as no spanking zones.
What?
Yeah, they passed a resolution to discourage corporal punishment.
That makes sense.
By creating hit-free zones in at least ten public areas with signs that actually specify that.
So, good to see Detroit on track towards solutions.
Hey, how about no shoot zones?
In not disciplining your children.
Hmm.
No shooting zones.
We're on the right track.
Yeah, let's no shooting zones.
That'd be a good start.
That'd be great, right?
Yeah.
That's what I would've came up with, but I don't know.
Yeah, spanking.
How about this, Detroit?
No spanking?
If you have a dad, take it as a win.
Let's go with that.
Let's not get picky at this point.
All right, Detroit?
Maybe he has a couple too many, comes home, starts swatting.
That's fine.
You're lucky to have him in your life.
We need more consequences, not less consequences in these situations.
Tan their hide!
You guys got whoopins when you were growing up!
Good lord, you were so uncomfortable around black people!
What did I say?
You guys got whoopins, right?
Didn't y'all get whoopins when you was a kid?
Start talking like Steve Harvey!
I wouldn't call them whoopins, that was just beatings!
Straight lashes.
See, I wasn't trying to say that.
But you did!
Daddy give us lashes.
Yeah.
Did you actually have lashes?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Did they take out the belt and make you go get your own switch?
Oh, the switch was the worst.
See, every time I try to defend you from Gerald sort of assuming something that's stereotypical... That's right.
You fulfill it!
I remember one day us little kids was throwing rocks at cars.
Uh-oh.
And we hit this guy's car and it was a white man.
He was pissed.
He goes there and talks to my daddy.
I'm running away from daddy for like days.
He finally got us.
Oh my God.
He said, I'm going to kill you, boy.
Two states away.
He beat us bad.
He beat us real bad.
I blacked out, woke up, he was still hitting me.
I learned a valuable lesson, though.
Don't throw rocks at cars.
No, don't throw rocks at a white man's car.
No, don't get caught throwing rocks at cars.
That's the real lesson.
You know, I did the exact same thing, except it was pudding packs.
Well, that's funnier.
I used to lob them from atop the bridge.
One time a bus driver got out and kicked my friend's ass.
I swear to you, he stopped his rout.
He just stopped.
He came out and he's like, French Canadian.
Sounds like a Nazi Canadian.
That's how French Canadian.
My friend was like, my friend didn't know how to speak French.
He's like, okay, okay, okay.
I don't even know.
I live here, but I've never learned a language.
I remember that.
True story!
That's awesome.
Hey, by the way, did everyone know that it was National Coming Out Day?
Oh!
Today my day?
If you've been anywhere, that makes sense.
I'm engaged to a woman!
Now it makes sense.
The emphasis.
He's queer as folk, as Ron Paul puts it.
Yeah, I'm coming out.
I'm transracial.
I'm actually a white man crept in a nigga's body.
How does that even happen?
Well, Rachel Dolezal, she paved the way for a lot of stuff.
She did.
Trendsetter.
Did you watch that?
The documentary?
The Rachel Dolezal documentary?
Oh man, I gotta catch that one.
One beer, by the way.
Put it on your watch list.
My eyes are up here.
They're looking down at the camera like, huh?
Like Dustin Hoffman in Hook with the clocks.
They're like, oh!
I can't handle this.
So National coming out.
It was trending everywhere.
And to celebrate, of course, Facebook unveiled a new coming out feature.
Coming out feature?
I think it was a came out feature.
It was hard to retell from the headline.
So let me read it exactly.
This comes from MDC.
For the LGBTQ community, Facebook is a way for you to come out.
Oh, good.
Visibility is so important because it changes hearts and minds about being LGBTQ when friends and family see us living our true selves.
So actually, here's a look at one of the coming out features, their emoji, which makes sense.
But Facebook went a step further in an ill-advised spirit of balance, unfortunately, simultaneously unveiling the drag them behind a truck feature, which was not received very well.
Oh, dear God.
Yeah.
By the way, just for, you know, obviously we use it as a joke because, you know, why not?
But it's only happened a handful of times, gay people being dragged behind a truck.
When people talk about hangings, lynchings, those happened all the time, right?
The gays behind the truck, it was like twice.
It was like an A&M and one other time, it was just a gay guy roller, it was a fishtailing accident.
How did this turn into a hate crime?
I didn't know she was lesbian.
I wouldn't have done it!
I was trying to have fun.
It was.
It was an accident.
Now, it happened the other time.
It was pretty homophobic.
They knew what they were doing.
There were no rollerblades involved.
Vernon Hill.
A Time to Kill.
Geez, that movie is rough.
Free Carl Lee!
Free Carl Lee!
What?
Free Carl Lee!
A Time to Kill!
They're with me!
You're not with us!
You just literally picked up on the one thing where you could have an excuse to do a black voice with black people in the studio.
Was that black voice?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was doing it like a mob chanting.
This is why black people don't become Republican.
It's not because of the ideas, it's because people like you are like, hey, listen, Hodge twins, I'm so glad to see some black twins tell the truth for once.
We're going to go have a beer after this and you're not invited.
I mean that in a good way, not unless you want them vomiting in the kitchen sink.
You're going to have a 40, is what you want to say.
No, I said a beer.
I don't think you'd be capable of a 40.
Yeah, I don't think so neither.
40s are banned, you know why?
They were used as weapons.
What?
Did you know that?
Yeah.
Yeah, we were trying to get a 40 at one point, this was in Missouri anyways, and the clerk said, no, they're banned because people would take them, drink them, and then break them and stab the next guy for the rest of his 40.
Blame the black people.
That's where the black people started at.
Hold on a second, I didn't mention, see?
See?
No, hold on, they copy-paste, that's what we call projecting, because I didn't say black anything.
I did.
You did.
You did.
That's him!
Only black people drink 40s.
Well, because there was an ad once with Billy Dee Williams.
You guys need to, you know, what are you?
You're caught in chaff to Billy Dee Williams.
What's happening?
Colt 45.
Does it every time.
You ever see those commercials?
Colt 45.
You just did it again!
I did Chris Rock.
No, not Rock.
What's his name?
Now he's just picking random black guys.
Billy Dee Williams!
Chris Rock!
Martin Luther King!
I don't know.
It was in a movie!
I like Denzel Washington.
He's a good actor.
Isn't he, boys?
Jeez, I'm uncomfortable for you!
I think you doth protest too much.
Finally, and we have another story to get to before we get to the leftist mob.
In this never happens news, five girls falsely accused a man of sexual assault.
Boy, really.
Just because they didn't like him.
Never.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, the actual story.
The boy's parents say he was forced to endure the loss of his liberty and other damages until several of the girls reluctantly admitted that their accusations were false.
They're now suing the girls and the school district.
And this is the problem with the Me Too movement.
This is what we've been talking about this entire time, when people say, you're a guy, you have nothing to fear.
There is plenty to fear because of exactly this.
And if the girls hadn't admitted it, they probably wouldn't have caught them.
It's become the modern day equivalent of lynching.
And in some cases, it's just an actual one.
Now, are you ready, Mr. Coffee?
Can you lead the light on, boss?
I get a little scared being falsely accused of rape in the dark sometimes.
And, uh, boss man, can you tell that n***a to wet the sponge?
I don't know.
I'm watching both of you.
One of you finds it hilarious, and one of you is like... We made some mistakes.
How many beers do we have?
Man, why was your lip so pink?
I don't know, I told him that lip sticking wasn't necessary.
What I love is that there are two black people I know of in human history that go on blackface.
One was the aforementioned Drake.
Yeah.
But he did it as a statement.
You just did it for funny.
It was tastefully done.
You wasn't picturing that.
Close.
Do you think black people care if you're black?
You went in darker than you really are?
Oh, I'm definitely getting the cooler the year wolf.
Crucified!
Hanging on the cross!
Excommunicated for sure.
Well, you know, if you had second thoughts, you only had 45 minutes while they applied the makeup.
I was drugged!
I didn't do it!
What was that movie that the actor did?
He did Black Panther.
Oh, Tropic Thunder!
Oh man, that was funny.
He should have got a Camden Ward for that.
I saw it with a black girl, an Ethiopian girl, and I remember she thought it was hysterical.
It was.
I thought it was.
You look like Daddy.
You know what's funny?
I remember going home with her and, no, no, no, with her family.
It was just her family and I was like, you know this girl.
This was the girl who make-out raped me.
Long story.
Minorities.
You poor thing.
It feels so bad.
I was trying, I was trying to exhibit self-control at that period of my life because it was difficult and it's just and then she was just like Okay, Rosario Dawson, look alike, I hate this.
Jungle Thief.
I just I don't know what that even means.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Cultural differences!
Cultural differences.
Any points to me?
No, yeah, I do point to you because I'm not the one going like, hey boys, y'all want a 40?
See?
That's what he's doing.
Gosh, I would never say it like that.
Show my uncle.
His show prep was wearing extra wide suits watching Kings of Comedy.
That's Steve Harvey.
So I remember I went she went home with me with I went home with her family I know this is going to be taking I went home her mom was there at that point dropping her off and her sisters and her dad and she said this is a movie that we saw and her mom said isn't that the movie was she didn't She didn't have at all a black accent.
She was Ethiopian.
It sounded... I couldn't even describe the accent.
But not what we would picture as black.
And she said, isn't that the one where the guy went on blackface?
Like, she was maybe kind of offended.
And then the girl who I went with said, no, no, mom, that was the whole joke.
And she said, oh, oh, oh, and she left.
And that was it.
Like, it was explained to her by her daughter, and that was it.
Wait, people get mad about this?
Have you ever seen when they censored on air?
No.
I heard there was a backlash from it.
Really?
Well, not only do they try and track Blurr's face, but that doesn't work.
They actually... Never go full retard.
Never go full stupid.
It's one of those things.
It doesn't make any sense.
I missed that one.
The worst one is Sam Jackson on the Snakes in a Plane.
I am tired of these mother-flippin' snakes on this twisted, tied-up plane!
The worst one is UPK8, Mr. Falcon.
Which is not really fair because then a kid is not going to know what the actual word means.
No, no, that's not true.
He's going to call someone Mr. Falcon.
And get in trouble.
Or he's going to be on his honeymoon like, I'm falconing, really?
We're going to go to Falcon Town.
So let's get to the sort of important topic of the dive-in.
I guess people are calling it dive-in now, is what they call these sort of topics.
So during the Kavanaugh hearings, obviously Democrats, for those who don't know, doxed Senators, they sent Rice and Boyle to the Pentagon.
White powder to Ted Cruz's office, angry, of course angry mobs into congressional offices.
And by the way, don't forget the absolutely insane mobs, we're not supposed to use this
word, trying to break down the Supreme Court door.
Go Ted!
Try to do something visible.
Yeah, exactly.
You know they planned ahead.
They're like, OK, listen, if this guy gets confirmed, we've got option A or option B because we need several months to muster the vigor.
We need a little protein.
We need to get some protein in our diets at the gym.
They're just like, they're simultaneously force-feeding spirulina.
Like, all right, is there a B12 in this?
Their hands are bouncing off the door when they hit it.
It's a B12 analog.
It's not real.
They look like real bad actresses to me.
So good news I think here is that I think I hope this and I wonder what you guys think what it you know the GOP hopefully learned that it's it's futile it's it's futile to try and appease Krakow that's what I've been talking about a lot I don't agree with this idea of unity of kumbaya of holding hands with people who you can't a good example when people talk about Kavanaugh Some people said he should step down.
He should step down, I've confirmed, because maybe it could be a great time for healing.
Would you want to heal with the person who just accused you of rape?
Let alone the person who accused you of gang rape?
Or the person who sent white powder to your office?
Where do you find common ground there?
That's why I've drawn a line between rape and gang rape.
Yes.
That's where you draw the line?
That's where I draw the line.
Hard line.
Too much.
Hard pass.
Should be drawn probably before we get to the arcade machine.
A little before that.
What?
Hopefully the GOP, and you let me know what you think they've learned.
I mean, look, even Lindsey Graham grew a fuzzy pair.
If you don't like me working with President Trump to make the world a better place, I don't give a s**t. Dang!
He's got grown-up language.
Someone get him to coach Drake.
That dude's a savage.
Oh my gosh.
Lindsey Graham?
Yeah.
Golden Graham?
A lot of people are calling him 2.0 now, Graham 2.0, because they're wondering, like, hey, where'd you find that package, you know?
But the thing is, it's actually GOP 2.0, I think.
Yeah, it really is.
Hopefully they don't appease, and if you're going to be unified, be unified in politically resisting the left.
Yeah, how can you possibly unify with somebody who has no intention of compromising with you whatsoever?
The GOP, I think what Lindsey Graham has tapped into, is that people get frustrated and they want you to stand for principle and show some balls.
And he did, and people are like, finally!
Well, you know, even removing this idea of standing for principle, let's even remove that idea, they just want a man to show some balls.
Not in a park, not with a trench coat, they want you to show the skill.
The skill of exhibiting ball-like behavior.
I'm glad you delineated between the two, because I was about to head out.
No, you weren't.
They're not even symmetrical.
So here's the thing.
I think, you know, we've covered leftist violence before.
I think you were on the show.
Every time someone's on the show, there's some sort of outburst of leftist violence.
I know, it's hard to narrow down.
The difference is that the left is now embracing it, and this is where I think it changes.
I don't think there's any, there's no virtue in finding common ground with people who are endorsing and embracing mob rule.
Democrats lost, and so now they're choosing to stir the pot and to get people to do what you just saw.
If you think By the way, is this happening randomly?
Okay, let's go through a timeline.
Endorsement number one came a little while ago from Maxine Waters.
Sorry about this.
If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd!
And you push back on them!
And you tell them they're not welcome!
She could be the grand wizard of the new KKK.
It's like the reverse KKK.
Is she like your Hillary Clinton?
Or does no one really think about her?
What was that?
One beer.
One beer.
And it wasn't even cold 45.
I think it was fat tired.
This is white person beer.
It's 5%!
Every time I see her I think of James Brown for some reason.
That hairstyle.
I think of Little Richard actually.
I actually was driving down the, um, what's that place in L.A.?
You need to bring your mic closer to your face.
I know you're drunk, but, you know, we can't hear you.
Okay, go ahead.
Remember when I was driving down Skid Row?
Yeah.
Saw a couple of them.
Saw a couple of trainees look just like... That wouldn't be a bad shtick, actually.
Maxine Waters, next time she's on stage, she'll go, can't go on!
Can't go on!
She'll put a K5, she'll go, ahhh!
Crazy shit!
Yeah.
One of them looked at me, hey, hey, you wanna get sucked off?
That's a pertinent detail.
Thank you for sharing.
Jesus Christ, have some respect.
The way you made that face, you look like one of those shrunken heads.
I don't know what you're saying.
That's an older clip.
Maybe she's just senile, Maxine Waters.
Okay, granted.
At least that.
But what about photo-negative Ned Flanders?
Let's see what Eric Holder has to say.
But Michelle says that, you know, when they go low, we go up.
No.
No.
They go low, we kick them.
Wow!
Listen to the audience there.
So a couple things that are really telling.
First off is the audience clapping.
Right?
That was Shirley, it was Sherrod.
Remember when Andrew Breitbart talked about the NAACP and she talked about how she didn't help the white farmer.
Everyone got on him for selectively editing it because later on down the line she said, no, no, no, I learned that I shouldn't be racist.
But the thing is the NAACP crowd clapped 10 minutes before that.
They just hurt racist stuff.
Like, ahhh!
A couple of things there.
First off, the audience is clapping.
Secondly, Eric Holder sounds remarkably like every single black comedian's white guy voice.
It sounds like when Richard Pryor would be like, oh, when they go low, we kick them harder.
That used to be what you get made fun of in the movies.
Don't put him in the tailpipe trick.
Exactly.
But then he specifically used the Michelle Obama, just so you know, that's from her statement
When they go low, we go high?
He used her statement for a 180, saying, no, this is, and he defines the new Democratic Party.
He wants you to know, don't go high, kick them harder, but not above shin height, because I can't kick that high, because I haven't done my, I haven't done my yoga.
We're completely out of ideas.
The ideas that we have right now are completely bankrupt, and so we have to have mob rule.
That's the new Democratic Party.
Right, exactly.
Was it the lighting or does he have like three mustaches on his face?
He has two mustaches.
Come on.
Then there is something else that crawled up there.
We haven't figured it out yet.
He looks like a light-skinned walrus.
It lost a lot of weight.
This has devolved into ad hominem, which I find both offensive and unnecessary.
And here's where I know people are going to say, well, what about Trump saying, ah, get him out of here.
Back then we used to punch him in the face, right?
Okay.
I understand.
Donald Trump says stupid crap.
He said some stupid crap, but there is a huge difference between saying get him out of here at a protester, at a rally, on your campaign trail, and the current democratic leadership coordinating calls for harassment.
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Okay, you want to go to another endorsement?
Look at that.
That's like that.
Eat your heart out, Ben Shapiro.
Just not on Saturday because he can't do manual labor.
Hillary Clinton, endorsement number three.
You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for, what you care about.
That's why I believe if we are fortunate enough to win back the House and or the Senate, that's when civility can start again.
You cannot be civil with a party that... Okay, you don't stand, you collapse.
Secondly... See, this is why I like having you here.
You just said, didn't you steal some money from Haiti?
A whole bunch of money from Haiti.
Every time I see that woman, man, I get shrinkage.
Oh, man.
No, that's just called hiding.
Well, that's a natural reaction.
Look, they're playing with fire here, though.
Yeah.
In the history of creating mobs, they tend to turn on everybody.
So you have to be... This is like, you know, if you're a... What is that?
I think Cersei Lannister, when she created the sparrows, and they turned... I don't know what you're talking about.
I have a wife.
You don't watch the...
No, but when we said Torchmob, I was thinking, KILL THE BEAST!
KILL THE BEAST!
GASTON'S A DICK!
And they turn on him.
Game of Thrones, she creates this mob of people that end up turning on her, and she has to do that walk of shame down.
Like, this is what's gonna happen to the Dems.
They're gonna create this Antifa mob, and they're gonna be like, alright, we're gonna kick you out too, Dems.
Sorry, bye.
It's like two seconds from turning around.
Yeah.
That intellect is not real, uh... Dick ain't here, but it got small brains, man.
That's, this is, that, that, that... Alright, I'll allow it.
There's not a single Republican group out there calling for the pulling of, pulling people out of their vehicles and beating them up.
Did you see the Portland video?
Yeah.
Did you see the stuff?
They just grab an old man, pull him out of the, do you have any idea what would happen if two white guys pulled an old black woman or man out of a car and beat him up?
Oh my god.
Oh man.
Oh my god.
And by the way, we would all be rightfully pissed.
Yeah.
Because white people don't really have a loyalty to white people.
We're just like, wow!
That guy's a dick, you know?
We don't have that camaraderie.
I'm not going to go stand in an intersection and make cars turn right when they want to go straight.
No!
That's power to the people right there.
You can't go straight.
By the way, here's a bonus, okay?
Another media coverage.
The Democrats now, they're endorsing mob rule, but CNN has said, your mom's favorite network apparently, we're not allowed to use it.
They actually refer to it as the M. No.
M-word, seriously.
I believe it's the overreaction of the left.
When you see people like Ted Cruz getting chased out of restaurants by a mob.
Oh, you're not going to use the mob word here.
It's totally a mob.
It is without a doubt.
There's no other word for it.
Brooke Baldwin, by the way, she was also offended at the word boobs.
Remember that?
Guy said boobs.
She's like, we don't allow that kind of talk on this show.
You prefer tits.
Boobs are like a term they use for kids!
Like breasts or boobs, it's not even really a derogatory- Women say boob- I don't think I've ever heard my wife refer
to them as anything other than boobs.
Breast is in the Bible, it's fine.
Yeah, but I don't think boobs are in the Bible.
Oh.
It's not like in the song.
No, but that's below that, I feel like that's like less offensive.
Yeah!
You can't say tits anymore?
Not on Brooke Baldwin's show.
I can't believe she said that about mob.
What's the offensive thing about a mob?
Again, they don't want to say because now they're trying to say... Remember when they tried to say you're calling Barack Obama a socialist because he can't use the n-word?
Now they're saying, well, you're calling them the m-word because... Really?
What?
What would you call that?
Let's look at the definition of mob from Merriam-Webster.
Granted, you know, white supremacist conspiracy, but let's just go with it for this moment.
Mob!
A large and disorderly crowd of people, especially one bent on riotous or destructive action.
Okay, hold on a second.
Let's rewind.
Let's check back in to see what the alleged M word in question would fit this definition.
Yeah, that's a mob.
It's a vegan mob, but it's a mob.
Yeah, it's a week, but it's a mob.
That one seems pretty cut and dry.
And this is really what bothers me, and I've seen some people on the right, and I don't want to... I never want to call anybody out who I think can do some good and change some minds, but there have been some people who folks have been disappointed in.
I'm waiting to see what transpires.
But I have always disagreed with this idea of common You've heard me say this, people come on the show, we'll match intensity.
I believe in being civil with people, but I don't believe in finding agreement on a lie.
And we're at the point, I can have no unity with these people?
What common ground are we going to have?
And by the way, here's something more important, whether you feel that way or not, some people are like, well, I want to find common ground.
First off, I think you're a pansy.
Secondly, ask any single member of special forces, police, ask any psychologist about the mob mentality and how to deal with it.
All of them will tell you when there is a mob, there is something that happens psychologically.
People cease to be individuals.
It is its own functioning organism.
It is an amoeba that you cannot rationalize with.
You have to get away.
And we've seen this with Change My Mind.
We've seen it where we've gone out, we've had someone sit down, we've had a conversation, and everyone else goes, oh, OK.
But when one person sits down and starts yelling, you don't know who Brett Kavanaugh is, vagina, whatever it is, then all of a sudden, everyone starts yelling, yeah, get off this campus.
We hate you.
And you're like, oh my gosh, I'm going to get stabbed by someone who doesn't even know how to handle a knife.
People will do things in a mob they would never do as individuals.
Because they're in a mob, that's why they're so dangerous and we have to not let this happen.
I learned that in a kid's book.
Sorry, we've been saying that all summer.
You guys call them gangs.
Yeah, that's what's going on in Chicago.
It's the whole mob right now.
It's the mob mentality.
I mean, there's study after study after study that's been done on this.
It's a horrible thing to have and yet they're pushing it.
And this is what bothers me when people on the right try to say, well, let's find common ground.
How?
With a mob?
Don't actually do this, but...
Think of yourself in the middle of a mob, of an actual one.
Think of yourself in the middle of a... Think of yourself in your car, right?
In your Camry, when they open your door and drag you out and start beating you up.
And think of yourself going like, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Where can we find common ground, guys?
Are you just the fringe?
Who cares?
Because the fringe that you see endorsed by Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder, Maxine Waters, they certainly haven't been disavowed by anyone.
And by the way, no Republicans, and I'm not a Republican, but when we're talking about Republicans and Democrats here, no Republicans have done this.
No conservatives are out there doing this.
The left is doing this in shifts!
I've been blocking this corner here for about four hours.
It's like punching in the sheep dog and the sheep in that Bugs Bunny.
Punch in, beat an innocent protester, hope it's not Jocko driving up in the car.
It is unbelievable to me, and I don't think there's anything... I don't think there's anything virtuous about finding common ground with them, I don't think there's anything practical about trying to find common ground with these people, and I don't think there's anything productive in trying to feign common ground with these people when you have every single member of the DNC who's in a position of authority endorsing them.
When you try to say, well, hold on a second, you're endorsing the mob, they go, We're starting to throw the M-word around a little flippantly here.
Shut up!
Shut up!
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You know, that's a Jean-Luc Picard song, and I always wondered why he was having to tell
I don't know.
Maybe it's sad in space.
Yeah.
I think it's because LeVar Burton realized that he wasn't gay.
Our next guest, really happy to have him on the program.
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Fist, you know him, you love him.
Mr. Fist, how are you, sir?
I'm doing fantastic!
It's cool enough here that I can wear my leather regalia.
I would have worn it last time, but it was monsoon, it was Phoenix, and I didn't feel like reverting back to a liquid state.
Do you get recognized in the street if you're not wearing your leather jacket or glasses?
Oh yeah, I can go full Normie.
You'd be surprised.
Really?
Oh yeah, you'd be shocked at how normal I can look.
See, I feel like I'd be able to pick you out more easily even in costume at a furry convention than without your garb.
This is true.
And since I can't really wear the leather most of the year, you know.
I don't know.
I figured you just went with it.
I thought it was a thing that you just committed.
I'm losing respect for you as we go on with the interview.
Let me ask you this.
I know you've talked about this quite a bit.
You and I, obviously, are in the same boat.
We just talked about this with the Hodge twins.
It's the M word now.
This has been kind of what's been going on this week.
The Portland Antifa beating people out of their car.
What do you think about the current state of America?
People are acting as though this is the first time we've been divided.
I kind of, I kind of appreciate that just now we can see them for what they are.
No, exactly.
It's been, it's been the rule of the day since, I mean, it's hard to sell this on being Trump's fault when it was happening when Obama was president as well.
This is true.
But my favorite thing about it is, you know, they're trying to sell this glorified tism tantrum as like an act of insurgent heroism.
Yes.
Like, Yeah, I threw a jar of piss on a 75-year-old man I mildly disagree with politically, you know?
Oh, my hunger strike is an act of protest.
Meanwhile, she's like 400 pounds, fully nude.
Yes.
Like, no, sweetie, if I need an act of heroism, I'll ask you to do a jumping jack.
Yeah, well, listen, when you talk about this act of heroism, there are these insurgents.
I mean, they see it that way because they also see the Taliban as heroic insurgents.
So this isn't that far of a stretch.
Right.
Speaking of the chance, by the way, can we maybe hit the refresh button on those every 50 years or so?
Like, this is supposed to be the party of elevated intellectuals, and the best they can come up with for the better part of a century is hey, hey and ho, ho.
I know.
Okay, thank you.
Someone else?
I'm like, well, can't you just create a rhyme at all?
I mean, you know, you're supposed to be the party of hip, and now they've lost Kanye, but you've got all the other ones, right?
You know?
Take, take, take.
Yes!
Anything.
I don't know.
How about, here's something, how about hey, hey, no, no.
And then just like, something you don't like.
You know?
Exactly.
It's a move.
Either way, hit that refresh button.
This chant is old enough to remember Biden's first set of hair plugs.
And what part of protesting like five-year-olds got you Trump are they not understanding exactly?
That's a good point that you bring up.
I know you said you have a, we talked off air, a video, I think, on the sort of blue wave as it's been described coming up.
What's your thought on this right now?
People are predicting potentially a blue wave.
Obviously, like you said, this is the same behavior that got us Trump.
And do you think that the sort of Kavanaugh, the post-Kavanaugh America, the Kavanaugh effect, as it were, has affected the blue wave?
Maybe he stunted it a little bit.
That's the thing.
I mean, it's folly to predict anything because anything could change any day if we've learned anything over the last two years.
Right.
But if the polls are any indication, that Kavanaugh s*** fit is going over like Hillary on a Stairmaster.
You know what I mean?
It's not working out so well.
Cinema was leading here in Arizona, Kirsten Cinema was leading, and now she's behind by six after throwing in with the Kavanaugh guys.
So it's not exactly, they're trying to sell this sort of Lord of the Rings fantasy of the blue wave, but here's the thing about the internet, it never forgets.
And I was going back, like just out of curiosity, go back and read almost any article from before Donald Trump became president and the Democrats were absolutely apoplectic at the prospect of the 2018 midterms.
Right.
You know, like the math is the math.
Republicans are only defending eight seats in the midterms.
Democrats are defending nearly three times that, 25 seats. And five
of those are in blood red states with incumbents who tied their political careers to the fortunes
of the USS Clindenburg.
So I don't see how that's going to work out for them, blue wave ones.
Yeah, and also 25 of those seats are also double seats because many of them are Democrats.
We talked about the Cluster Master.
We're going back to fat jokes.
You started this.
You opened this can.
You wanted to play this game.
I'm playing with you.
Speaking of Hillary, I love you have Hillary out there yesterday saying, uh, there'll be no civility until she's back in power.
Right?
I mean, at what point do we just consider this a threat?
It's like, I will, I will be violent until I get what I want.
Oh!
Can we sell the Lock Her Up t-shirts now, or is that considered domestic terrorism?
No kidding!
No kidding!
No, sweetie, I think we'd call that a syntax discrepancy.
Until you're in power, there can be no senility.
Yes.
That's how that works.
Well, it's always hard to know where she's coming from because I just keep stabbing her with a diazepam pen.
She can't get a word in headwise.
Yes!
Did you see the Secret Service propping that Seahag up with rebar while she was having yet another hacking fit last weekend?
Yes.
Can you believe they sincerely tried to sell us on this woman being like a robust biological specimen during the election?
Remember it was in New York.
They said, no, it's hot out today.
We're like, well, okay, what about the other 364 days this year?
She's shuffling around in her Chairman Mal Moo Moo, you know, hacking up voters.
There's a portrait of health.
And like two years later, this drunken dingbat still hacking away like, you know, Doc Cabernet.
Like, what do you even have?
What does this woman have two years later?
Like, disco fever didn't last this long.
And it's just as toxic, I believe.
No, I do, I don't know what, I remember they stabbed her with a diazepam pen and everyone was like, that's a conspiracy.
Well, hold on, that's actually not really a conspiracy.
And by the way, it's not like, it wasn't even that subtle.
Like, I talked about this in the pitch meeting.
They were stabbing her like Russell Crowe with that kind of tall guy with the weird teeth in 310 de Yuma.
You know, they wake up and he's by the fireplace just...
He's just going into town, and you're like, he's got the handcuffs on!
How can he stab with such velocity?
That's what they're doing with this lady.
And this is, it is one thing, though, for people to act this way, right?
Like you said, under Obama, under, and even under Trump initially.
But a lot of the Democrats themselves kind of tried to act like they weren't throwing their lot in with Antifa.
Now they're just saying, yeah, yeah, they are.
I mean, we just, we just had Eric Holder talking about photo-negative Ned Flanders.
We just had him talking about it.
Maxine Waters, of course.
We have Hillary Clinton.
I mean, Obama didn't do that.
At least he hid it.
Right, exactly.
That's the thing.
Although, you do have to say, and he also displayed a little bit of shame, too.
After the BLM stuff, it was so bad, even Obama's hair didn't want to be black.
But Hillary's like, yeah, Antifa, we got a grassroots movement, finally.
She's coming in with a perm.
Does this work?
I know the disco fever's gone, but I thought I had a pass with my viral.
I don't like these people.
The Kavanaugh stuff, too, has kind of emboldened them because now they can make it about reproductive rights.
Right.
You know, now you got Pelosi flipping out about Roe v. Wade and so forth.
Really, Pelosi in authority?
The last time this woman had a period, the word Cretaceous was in front of it.
Suddenly, she's like the Grand Vizier of vaginas.
Like, I don't know, take a long look at that facelift.
Does that look like a person you'd like handling your medical care?
No, no, I don't imagine.
I don't even think I would let her handle, like, I wouldn't even let her watch my five-year-old on the weekend if she were my mother.
I wouldn't.
If only because it would scare the five-year-old.
Even if she were really, really nice.
Let's say on the inside she weren't Nancy Pelosi.
Just because of the outside, I'd be like, you're scaring the kids, and I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Sorry.
You know, when they go low, we go lower.
This is the one thing, though, that I do think, hopefully, hopefully, you know, I mean, Lindsey Graham He's sacked up.
And I know, you know, you weren't a fan of John McCain.
I wasn't a huge fan of him either.
Not a fan of Lindsey Graham, generally speaking.
Mitch McConnell.
We're still trying to wonder if Mitch McConnell has like, if it's an, if he has no chin or if it's an optical illusion where he has endless chins, you know?
But it's now I'm wondering this about their balls.
I wonder what, do you think it's because Here's my read on it, okay?
They knew Kavanaugh.
There were so many background checks before he was obviously, you know, this was going to be a public affair.
I think this guy was so spotless and so clean that they took this really personally because they knew what was afoot.
Right.
Yeah, I think the reason it blew up on him was, you know, over a 48-hour period, we basically went from, he may have possibly held a girl down at a party 35 years ago, to, he was the leader of a high school rape cult and he savaged this woman in full view over family and friends.
Right.
You know what I mean?
It just, it lapsed into incredulity.
Like, man, if only he'd left her at the bottom of a lake.
This entire controversy.
I could have been avoided.
But I did like, I did.
How'd you like Mitch McConnell going from Mr. Turtle to Ninja Turtle?
I know!
I really, you know, I don't know where this came from.
And I just think they probably took this really personally.
You know, there were sort of, it's kind of like the Patriot, where they're starting to pick off generals and they're getting really like...
Well, these are not the rules of engagement.
We must stand front line, center to center, and fight each other, offering no territorial advantage.
I'm like, well, I don't know why you did war like that.
So I actually was a fan of the guerrilla warfare.
But it seems at this point, like, the Republicans are going, really?
You're just not even going to care that it's just completely fake?
Like, you're having Swetnick come out saying he's a gang rapist?
This is where we are now?
Exactly.
Although I would like, at the outset, I'm from Arizona, I'd like to apologize on behalf of my entire state for Jeff Flake.
Yeah.
Crooked nose.
I know you could apologize for Trudeau, but we don't have all day.
No, we do not have all day.
I mean, honestly, it's quicker just to put a pillow over his face.
No, I don't mean kill him.
I don't mean kill him because we're talking about Hillary Clinton.
What I mean is just put a pillow over his face so we don't hear him.
That's all.
Yeah, and if we don't hear him for evermore, so much the better.
Things happen.
That's all we're saying.
Things happen.
Gosh, he's so embarrassing.
I'm so upset that you brought him up because this is the one show in a while we didn't have a Trudeau Clip, yet.
And now it's still, it's like grapefruit juice.
You just can't get rid of it.
It stays with you all day.
Okay, so we can't predict it, but why do you think everyone is talking about this blue wave?
And have you noticed a shift in media, the way they're covering it?
At least going like, there's gonna be a blue wave!
There could be.
Maybe, possibly.
It'll be the size of a Listerine cup.
Here's a guy beating up an old man in Portland.
No, like my read on it is if you look at the data in terms of how many seats are actually up and how much like here's the thing if everything goes right for the Democrats They actually get to keep the amount of influence they have now.
Right.
That's all that happens.
Right.
It's not like they can even really, mathematically speaking, storm the Bastille here, really.
Right.
So once you accept that fact, you realize it's not so much that they're predicting a blue wave as they need a blue wave.
Right.
The other default position is they lose seats and probably lots of them.
Yeah.
So it's hard to predict, but I would say probably, okay, maybe one or two seats, but in the overall, not a blue wave.
Understand this though, no matter what happens, if one Democrat wins, they'll call it a blue wave.
Right.
In the media.
Even one wins.
Yeah.
Just like if one Antifa gets one shot in on a 75 year old in a Corolla, they're like, Okay, we'll take the win.
We'll take it where we can get it.
You're looking... Are you feeling alright?
Are you tired?
A little bit tired, but I'm alright.
I just meant you look tired from all that WHIMMING that's happening!
Exactly!
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A little Norm MacDonald, a little Owen Benjamin.
We have all this going on in this show and usually People aren't happy with it, but you know what?
We keep the lights on.
Alright, that is TheRayJaholic on YouTube, which is different from your Twitter, at RayZorFist with a zero, because you're breaking all the rules when it comes to branding.
You want to ensure that people do not find you.
When can people look for this video that you have, though, on the Blue Wave?
Because your insight is always apparent.
That'll be dropping in the next week.
We'll have a full-on blue-wave analysis.
I'll talk about some of the things I mentioned here today, but go a little more in-depth.
Okay.
Well, great.
Well, listen, if you want to come back and talk about it, you're much more interested, funny enough, in... I think people don't understand this about you, because, you know, you look like a crazy person.
You're very...
Educated on micropolitics.
You really are a political junkie in a way.
I'm a cultural guy.
So I always learn a lot listening to you.
Even though I really just expect you to, you know, recite Dio's Holy Diver or something.
I'm like, wow, wow, that was very sensible.
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And please do go and support the Hodge twins.
They're being a little nonchalant about it, but the truth is, any time you step out... They were fitness guys.
They were, I guess, I don't even know what to say.
Kind of lifestyle, I guess what you call it.
Because it wasn't just fitness, they did diet, fitness, that kind of thing.
And then there was also comedy mixed in.
People realized they were really funny, so then they started doing comedy.
But I always suspected that they were more right-leaning.
I remember the first time they were on the show, I'm like, listen, you don't have to say anything you're uncomfortable with.
We always do that with a lot of these guests.
Sometimes there are guests on the show where we don't even touch on politics, but More often than not.
Not always.
If they're willing to appear on the show, you can take a wild guess.
So, I always thought, well, they're former military.
They're entrepreneurs.
Family guys, if you look at them.
You look at, you know, they have wives, kids.
Good stand-up guys, actually.
Very gentlemanly, too, actually, around women.
Very much will surprise you.
When they're around my mom, I'm like, yes, ma'am.
No, ma'am.
I don't say... Well, you know what?
It is surprising.
But I always thought, OK, they're probably more right-leaning than they maybe even necessarily think.
And what transpired was they visited us on the show, and then some people just started hating it for no other reason.
The first interview wasn't political at all.
They took a risk, and then they saw what happened.
It was kind of the, all right, OK, screw you.
And that's exactly what we were talking about earlier, right?
We were talking about mob rule earlier.
That's what happens.
That's the rebound reaction.
The mob rule is not the rebound reaction.
That's human nature.
I hear a lot of people asking this right now, like, how did we get here?
How have we gotten so far?
No.
We've always been here in some way.
Sometimes it's just a little more apparent than others.
The rebound reaction is not mob rule.
That's human baseline, because human beings are crappy.
Okay?
The rebound effect is the Hodgewins, when they appear on this show, it's entirely benign, and people say, you must be racists now.
The rebound is okay, screw you.
Now we're just going to actually look into this conservatism thing and become fans.
And that's why I say you support them.
But let me tell you... Okay, let's get to human nature here for a little bit before we get back to mob rule.
They took a risk when they appeared in the show.
They've taken a lot of risks, if you look at them starting their own YouTube channel, starting their own clothing line.
I respect that a lot.
There are primarily two kinds of people in the world.
Risk takers, and a lot of people are going to like this, there are the risk takers and the beneficiaries.
Now here's the thing.
People who are willing to take risks don't begrudge those who don't.
They don't have a problem with people who don't take risks.
The problem arises when the beneficiaries feel as entitled to the spoils of the risk as the person who took the risk in the first place.
That's where we find ourselves right now.
That's when you get mob rule.
When the unemployed Antifa activist in Portland feels just as entitled to that old man's stuff in the car and even entitled to his time.
Even though the old man is actually spending that time traveling to where he can work to create more stuff.
And the person dragging him out, punching him, feels just as entitled to it.
Not everyone.
Not everyone who's on the left.
But let me tell you something.
If you're a socialist, you're probably an entitled person.
Not everyone in the Democratic Party, but everyone who's a, oh, maybe Democratic, Social, entitled.
I don't like you.
That's okay.
Listen, I will tell you this.
I shouldn't say that I don't like you as far as to your soul as a person, to your core, but they probably don't want to have dinner conversation with you.
There's no common ground.
I'm a Democrat.
You're any kind of socialist, you're entitled.
It means you feel as entitled to the guy in the car, just as the person outside of that car dragging him out and beating him up.
Here's something else also, I don't want this to be misconstrued.
There are hard workers, okay?
There are hard workers, there are risk takers, they aren't necessarily one and the same.
You can be a hard worker, you can be disciplined, you can be diligent, but not someone willing to incur the ultimate risk.
So it's not an insult.
Middle management, higher positions of employment, but not business owners, are filled to the brim with these people.
And there can be risk-takers who aren't necessarily hard workers.
I typically follow these people like loose cannons.
The kind of guy or girl you know who takes needless risks without a follow-through, without a plan, and so they end up hurting themselves.
This idea that life should be comfortable or easy is very new.
It's very new.
In the realm of human history, that's a very new idea.
You know, speaking about risk-takers, a good example, at one point, as I've discussed with him, Owen Benjamin would take some needless risks Be out there like, Owen, you don't need to be doing that, for example.
But I've always been kind of envious of Owen.
If you see him on stage, he goes into jazz mode and he just tries new, like he will do two hours and keep going and just try new stuff and doesn't care if it works or not.
And then all of a sudden the room will, the floorboards will shake with laughter because he's taking risk after risk after risk after risk.
And I haven't been, you know, I do some of that in comedy, but typically speaking, I like to be prepared and I'm a little meticulous if I'm doing standup.
In the last few years, and often that's because there's a camera always on.
Owen doesn't care.
He's willing to take that risk, and because of that, if you see when Owen, once he has his set, once he goes, okay, I'm no longer experimenting with this, he kills.
He's a crusher, because he's willing to take that risk.
We all benefit from it.
Think of Thomas Edison.
George Washington.
We all benefit from risk takers.
Swimming across the body of water to where no man has gone before.
Okay?
Think of that concept.
A man swims across.
You have no idea what's there at that point.
And you find paradise.
But then, the people who never made the journey, who saw that same, they looked down to that same nothingness into the mist, and they demand that you trick back for them because they feel just as entitled to the new paradise found.
And guess what?
The risk takers don't want to give them a free ride!
And the truth is, you have to safeguard your soul.
You have to safeguard your soul against this because human nature... We've talked about this.
Empathy is not envy.
Human nature is envy.
Human nature is to want what other people have, whether you've earned it or not.
Sorry guys, I'm getting in my soapbox.
I know there's not a whole lot funnier.
I'm pissed.
When I see someone getting dragged from a car and beaten up and someone's like, don't use the M word.
You know, have you ever daydreamed about beating up the bully as a kid?
I'm not gonna lie, I daydream about being that old man in the car sometimes.
Mutual combat state!
It pisses me off.
And it pisses me off when people try to go, gee golly, I'm gonna quote a bible verse and I'm gonna be a nice guy and act as though, let's find common ground mister beating me out of my Lexus.
You think people at the top haven't figured this out, that human nature is to be envious?
When you're young and you're stupid, you blame just the advertisers and the corporations, man.
And it's true!
They work with the advertisers, and by the way, something else to include, politicians!
Because what are most politicians doing?
They're just advertising ideas, or in today's instance of the Democratic Party, lack of them.
That's why I am honestly, I'm consistently amazed that Republicans or conservatives ever win at all.
Ever.
Because the left agenda, the Bernies, the Nina Pintas, Santa Maria Cortezes of the world, what Hillary Clinton just said about the reckless mobs, encouraging it, that's the easiest sell in the world.
I'm shocked when a Republican wins.
I'm shocked when any candidate, when a Ted Cruz type person wins.
When someone wins by saying, you know what, I'm going to do less.
Because I want you to trust in yourself.
The whole kind of, you know, the left mocks, the perking yourself up by your bootstraps, because it's an easy mock.
Because most people want to make an excuse.
Right?
It's an easy sell to say, no, no, no, it's not your fault.
It's the easiest sell in the world, socialism.
Don't believe me?
Do this mental exercise.
Okay?
Have you ever had a time I don't know.
Pick something right now that you're really self-conscious about.
Pick something maybe at some point in time.
You probably actually have a memory of this specifically.
You stepped out, kind of in faith, and you asked maybe like your wife, or a loved one, or a family member about this thing.
You know, kind of asked for their feedback.
But rather than regurgitate exactly what you wanted to hear, and some kind of attempt to build up your self-esteem, they told you the truth.
You ever have that happen and get pissed?
I know I have!
One example?
Oh no, you can barely see that zit!
Were the words I was expecting to hear?
Before graduation?
Not, what, did you fall off your bike?
But one was truthful.
That's why the current leftist agenda is the easiest sell in the world.
Every time someone asks whether they're deserving of something or not, the answer is yes!
Of course it's, am I deserving of this man's income?
Yeah, of course you are!
Am I deserving, even though I don't work, am I deserving?
Yeah!
Of course you're deserving of all of it!
You need to safeguard your soul against that, because that's the easiest sell in the world, and that's what they're selling right now.
There's nothing sweeter, on the surface, than hearing exactly what you were hoping to hear, but that's not helpful.
We see what happens with those people.
We see what happens with those kids.
The kids who never get the red pen.
The kids who are told they're wonderful, and Pink sings to them, telling them they're perfect the way they are.
They become Portland Antifa!
The world is two kinds of people.
This is a big reason for being where we are.
There are risk-takers and then there are the beneficiaries.
And a big part of this current conflict is people refusing to do what you'll need to do yourself.
Do it this week!
Do it this weekend!
And by the way, those in charge, they're playing on the string that most of you don't do it superbly.
They're hoping that you don't.
So what is it that you need to do?
You need to look yourself in the mirror, take your iPhone, put it in selfie mode.
I don't care.
If you're a Japanese tourist, that's probably what you're doing anyway.
Fine.
Just don't do it by the fountain while I'm there with my wife.
Look yourself in the mirror, grab your selfie phone, and honestly assess which kind of a person you are.
Are you a risk taker or are you a beneficiary?
Here's the good news.
You can change it about yourself, or you can accept it, and it's not necessarily a bad thing either or, because either is okay, provided that you don't feel entitled to the spoils of the next guy without fulfilling his or her requirements.
That's what, once you do that, when you look yourself in the mirror and you say, okay, you know what, I'm not a risk taker, but I feel like I deserve what the risk taker created.
That's when we get to where we are.
That's when it becomes mob rule.
How did it get this bad?
What do you mean, how did it get this bad?
Think of who you are.
Think of your quiet thoughts.
When nobody's watching.
Think of when you were a kid and you could get away with stuff.
When you could take things that you didn't deserve.
When you could take credit that you hadn't earned.
How did we get this far?
We've always been here.
Because human beings are flawed.
Safeguard your soul at least against the people in power playing on that.
And you know what?
Don't try and find common ground with them.
You don't have to.
You can be nice, but you can also point out that they're full of crap.
That's how we're here with Mob Rule.
We've always been here.
Just encouraged it.
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