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#396 KAVANAUGH HEARINGS: RAPING A MAN'S REPUTATION! Nicole Arbour Guests | Louder With Crowder

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	That's called the poking holes in the hearings from today, Dan.
	Because that's an hour and a half, two hours, three hours.
	I don't know how much of my life that I won't get back.
	So we're going to go through all of that here today.
	Sorry to Paul Joseph Watson, who won't be on the show.
	Sorry to Josh Wolf.
	We had to bump because I have so much to get to.
	Everything you need to know about the hearings, we wanted to dissect it and give you the need to know, along with what you'll probably be told from the media.
	And after this, I'm going to grab a very large vessel of beer.
	Did I say beer?
	I meant rape somebody.
	It's a synonym!
	I do feel raped, you're right, yes.
	If you look in the lexicon today.
	We'll get to that in a second.
	Question of the day before we introduce everybody.
	You hear the expression, they go low, we go high.
	Sometimes you gotta rise above it.
	Sometimes you gotta step on.
	In, that's Biggie.
	Tupac.
	Shouldn't Porter Black know that?
	I still mix up Nas and Jay-Z.
	How do you go high, though?
	If they go low, how do you go high if you're being falsely accused of rape?
	Allegedly.
	Comment to me, where's the line between, you know what, they go low, I'm just going to stomp them low.
	I'm going to soccer kick them all if they go low.
	Producing with me, of course, we have Corda Black Garrett, and then we have Gerald Morgan Jr.
	I'm too pissed about wine today.
	No wine.
	No wine today.
	Too mad.
	You're actually drinking beer.
	I've got to manage this orchestra pit here.
	We have in third chair Owen Benjamin, HugePianist.com and then we have Mike Ward who's been here all this week.
	MikeWard.ca and your podcast is?
	Two Drink Minimum, Fridays on Compo Media.
	Two Drink Minimum.
	That's basically just running a train.
	Non-stop rape.
	Did you guys see that we're going to get to this in a sec?
	We're going to go through not only the hearings, but also the fact that the left, they've become the modern religious Puritans.
	They've become the church lady now.
	How did that happen?
	They equate drinking with rape, fraternities with rape, jokes.
	With rape?
	Let me preface something, by the way.
	I think, can we all agree, everyone in this room, can we all agree, okay, that if Kavanaugh raped as many people who claim have raped him, life in prison?
	Yeah, of course.
	In a very, very bad prison.
	Because what's it up to now?
	Like, 119 people have claimed that he's raped them?
	I mean, he must be the most successful serial rapist ever.
	And he's drinking 14 beers of rape.
	Yes, as opposed to a quarter black who's drinking Drinking purple drink.
	Purple drink!
	So we're gonna get into that, but of course we still have to do our job because this is the news on Wednesday.
	Before we get to everything else.
	Before we get to what happened today in the hearings.
	Wednesday, before this, there were a number of last minute accusations against Brett Kavanaugh.
	So this comes from Mediaite and NBC News.
	The latest of whom, before we get to the hearings, she once threatened to kill her ex-boyfriend's newborn child.
	Ah, that's reasonable.
	Yeah, and then there was an anonymous complainant who provided no names whatsoever.
	All of these people... Your kids could've wrote that in crayon and handed the note in.
	Last night, before the show, all of these people, just accuser after accuser after accuser, stepped forward.
	On the eve of the hearings, it's just... We happen to have an exclusive clip of the press conference from last night.
	Have we a count of the pussyhat?
	We haven't made the final count, sir.
	I bring a message from your master, Dianne Feinstein, Commander of Feminists.
	By command of her most screeching excellency, your book deals are all but guaranteed, your claims will not be questioned, nor subject to criminal review, and the wonderful celebrity of being a hashtag MeToo victim is all but yours on the single condition that you identify the rapist or serial flasher as the man called Brett Kavanaugh!
	I was raped by Brett Kavanaugh!
	No, I was raped by Brett Kavanaugh!
	No, it was me!
	I was raped by Brett Kavanaugh!
	No, me!
	I was raped by Brett Kavanaugh!
	No, I was raped by Brett Kavanaugh!
	I was raped by Brett Kavanaugh!
	Brett Kavanaugh showed me his dick at a party!
	It could have been someone else's dick!
	Why wasn't there when he raped me?
	Now, when was this?
	Why are you questioning survivors, brah?
	We're, if nothing, historically accurate.
	Dude, that was awesome!
	I think I heard Swedish Chef in there.
	Hear, hear Brett Kavanaugh!
	My favorite is the voice that you hear of, well, of course, he's not here.
	It's not Mike Ward here in Sturdy, but, I wasn't there when Brett Kavanaugh raped me!
	I'm beating myself laughing.
	Why is there a Canadian in Spartacus?
	Dude, that was hilarious.
	By the way, one of the Kavanaugh accusers who came forward, I want to make sure I get this correct, was Julie Swetnick.
	See, that must have been rough regardless of that name.
	She made a sexual harassment complaint against her former employer, New York Life Insurance.
	Guess who repped her?
	Guess who repped her?
	Same fern run by Debra Katz, who now represents Christine Ford. Oh, that's that's all too convenient. So
	all of us the story broke at 7 p.m And it fell apart before Lawrence O'Donnell even had the
	chance to broadcast his menstrual cramps at 7 p.m By 10 people go to the hall and it's the same firm. This
	doesn't seem to really add up This whole thing has completely become a sideshow and it's
	obviously irritated Kavanaugh as you'll see when we get to the clips
	But if he can come out of this Relatively unscathed if he
	If he's appointed, he will be the ultimate Supreme Court Justice, which may explain his recent, albeit odd, newly released statements.
	Dianne Feinstein!
	When you travel to the C-SPAN broadcast hearings that you try to deny for me to clear my name, Feinstein.
	And when you travel to parts unknown, as I speak the truth in your aircraft, Dianne Feinstein.
	Take the controls of that aircraft, Dianne Feinstein.
	Drive that plane into a nose crash!
	Go ahead and fight shit!
	By the way, that's why it still looks like I have a little bit of mascara.
	It's very hard to wipe that off.
	Yeah.
	People who aren't familiar, just...
	YouTube crashed the plane Ultimate Warrior promo.
	There you go.
	It all makes sense.
	By the way, is it judge or justice?
	What's the official term?
	Now it's justice.
	It's justice.
	Yeah, he's graduated to justice, because these accusations either break a man or clarify a
	man.
	He didn't go through weeks of rape allegations to be called judge.
	No, no, no.
	At this point, who wants to be a judge on the Supreme Court anymore?
	This used to be a good gig to get, but now people are going to claim you raped a donkey when you were seven.
	No!
	What?
	Where'd you come up with that?
	Oh, like I crossed the line?
	Come on.
	This is the problem with having you on the show.
	You're exploring.
	You're a man, you know.
	Don't anyone throw your lot in with him.
	I don't know.
	Even you, who couldn't bring a shirt.
	Are those fresh stains on your shirt?
	It was from a shirt.
	I just got this shirt because I wanted a new shirt.
	I literally just got it for the show.
	Because I only flew with one shirt and I'm like, I want to make sure I look presentable on a router.
	He walks in and I go, dude, that's twice you've shown up with a wet shirt.
	He goes, I just got out of the shower.
	I said, oh, and they make towels.
	I'm wicked passionate.
	But you bought it for this show?
	I thought you were like the first day of school.
	I bought it today for the show!
	With his wife giving me a lunchbox before he gets in a Spear Airlines plane.
	Okay, now be sure to make new friends!
	I'm sitting next to a Canadian!
	My wife really does that.
	My wife legit does that.
	She's like, how's your shirt?
	Do you have a good shirt today?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because I'm the type of guy that would just be like, why do pants matter?
	I know what I'm talking about.
	You and Steven are kindred spirits then.
	Is this before or after you rape her?
	Just joking!
	He does it before and after!
	With his beer!
	No, there's nothing funny about rape.
	Ever.
	There's nothing funny about fun anymore.
	You know that, right, Mike?
	Those are the new rules.
	I didn't know that.
	He's been put before a human rights tribunal.
	He's the one before the most.
	By the way, you're a legend, dude.
	I didn't even know that was you this morning.
	Yeah.
	Much love, man.
	Oh, thanks.
	Prime Minister hates him.
	You know you're funny when you're being sued by a nation.
	Like, you're awesome, man.
	For real.
	That's another level.
	Thanks, man.
	And then there'll be the next guy.
	He'll be sued by the First Nations.
	I can't even have a dry hoodie, and you're being sued by a nation.
	So, in other news, before we get to Morcow, a naked man in Florida tried to start a fight club at a Chick-fil-A.
	Might as well.
	The story reads, the witness said a stranger was challenging her boyfriend to a fight.
	Then she said he took off his clothes and began yelling about people staring at his private parts.
	So he tried to start a fight club at Chick- First rule of naked Chick-fil-A, fight club, bro.
	...is never show the police your dick.
	That's the first rule.
	I don't understand.
	And then also the second rule of Naked Chick-fil-A Fight Club is never talk.
	about showing people your d**k. That's kind of the first rule.
	It's very incriminating.
	It's kind of reiterating.
	The headline says Fight Club.
	But in Florida, he actually named it CrossFit for gays on meth.
	As it's known in Central Florida.
	So brutal.
	CrossFit.
	That's good branding.
	It is good branding, yeah.
	Every time you have any story where it says Florida, it could just be replaced with me and it does meth.
	Very predictably, right?
	It's like the byline is, do we need to write the rest of the story?
	No, it's not even necessary at that point.
	Yeah, they're trying to fluff up the obvious meth behavior.
	Yes.
	I think this also could have just been like a dude tries to go gay with a guy that wasn't into it and then covers by starting a fight club.
	People are like, is that gay?
	No, no, it was a fight club.
	It was definitely not gay.
	I was trying to beat him with my mouth.
	I was choking his dick with my mouth!
	Dude, that's hilarious, bro!
	I thought that was his weakest point!
	I thought we were just gonna grab a beer afterward.
	Wait, is that... Oh, dammit!
	He solved it.
	He had his little secret rape decoder ring.
	Look, I think this is like... Fight Club's cool, right?
	If you want to start Fight Club naked, Fight Club's probably not gonna work.
	You don't know where I've been!
	You don't know where I've been!
	This isn't like the Greeks, you know?
	Like, it's not gonna work again.
	It's like the Bronze Age.
	Is it cool to fight nude?
	Yeah, I don't want another man's Doniker laying on me.
	Okay, this is too much, but you know what?
	Let's just get to the hearings, because this is what this is all about.
	You know why?
	Because we have a man whose name has been absolutely run through the mud.
	Here's something that's really important, I think, and I want to get to everyone's opinion here, and I want to hear your opinions on the hearings if you watch them.
	There are two things that occurred.
	One, there's no new evidence.
	No.
	By the way, keep in mind, there is zero new evidence, there is zero proof that this event occurred.
	Okay?
	Nothing today changes that.
	But all the news coverage, as I was watching ABC and CNN, it's all about the optics.
	Yeah.
	Well, when this old white lady, when this old white man, when Lindsey Graham made his comments, it's not going to, the American public won't look upon it favorably.
	Who cares?
	We're playing identity politics when we are ruining a man's life.
	And I know what you're saying.
	Rape ruins a life too.
	Absolutely.
	It's just crazy.
	I believe survivors.
	Quick question for you.
	How do you know they're survivors?
	Shouldn't you figure that out first?
	Shouldn't that be the first thing we figure out?
	It's like the riddle in Labyrinth.
	What would the other guy say is the door to freedom?
	It's easy if one of them always lies!
	Not saying this woman is necessarily lying, but I am saying that the media almost invariably lies as it relates to Republicans.
	Any other comments before we get to the timeline?
	Because I've got some timelines and some clips for you that you probably won't see.
	All right, so just to lead off real quick, I think we built this up too much.
	I think we built up the fact that she wasn't testifying, and now that she's testifying, all they're saying, like you said, is the optics game.
	They're just saying, oh, now that she's testifying, you have to believe her.
	She sounded a little choked up.
	You've got to believe her.
	She's telling the truth.
	Well, that's one of the biggest problems is they're going off emotion.
	They're saying, well, she's crying, therefore she's right.
	And as someone, and this is no knock at an ex-girlfriend, but as someone who used to live with Golden Globe nominee Christina Ricci, women can lie on cue.
	Women can cry whenever they want.
	Dude, like, half the girls I know are like, oh, I got it.
	I think it softens it by being like, let me list your accolades before.
	I mean, it's true, though.
	It's like, women are unbelievably good at crying when, like, if you get pulled over by a cop, like, I've tried to cry to get out of a ticket, and then the cop was like, bro, you're not even crying convincingly.
	Did they try to start a fight club with you?
	Yeah.
	Let's just get naked and have a fight club.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Let's see who wins.
	I love how you think you're softening it.
	It's like, seriously, like, multiple time Oscar nominee.
	Roman Polanski!
	I know!
	I know what you're going to say!
	I know!
	Alright.
	So, let's go through... There was Ford and then there was Kavanaugh.
	Let's go through the Ford timeline.
	A couple of things that were pretty important.
	First off, she can't remember who pushed her into the bedroom.
	Either Kavanaugh or Judge.
	Or just Kavanaugh.
	But then she tells Dianne Feinstein with a very scientific explanation.
	It's impossible for this to be a case of mistaken identity.
	Which she uses to establish her credibility as a psychologist.
	Here's the thing.
	Kavanaugh hasn't even said that she wasn't sexually assaulted.
	That's not even... He's actually being more gracious than I would be at this point.
	But maybe there is a mistaken identity.
	Maybe she thinks she's telling the truth.
	And maybe he thinks he's telling the truth.
	Who knows?
	But the point is there is zero evidence of the rape occurring.
	Let's continue through the timeline here.
	She took a polygraph in a hotel room because she was on her way to a flight.
	Keep in mind, these hearings were delayed because she was afraid of flying.
	Whoa.
	Really?
	Ken Kuhn. I have no idea. You didn't know that? No. That's why they were delayed.
	Now that doesn't make her wrong. No. But keep in mind it is not our job. It is not our job to either
	to vindicate her accusations, to vindicate her credibility, or to condemn it. It's to get to the truth.
	The whole purpose for all of this shouldn't be for the circus, for the charades, it should be to get to the truth.
	Now, the truth is before this hearing, we had no evidence.
	No witnesses, no hard evidence.
	We didn't know a place, or a date, or a time, or who.
	We still don't!
	Those are important facts, by the way.
	They are kind of important, if you're going to accuse someone of crime.
	The bunch took a polygraph under high stress.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	She flies.
	Okay, so here's something.
	Many, many different versions of the story she's given about how many people were present at the party.
	The letter says four, but the testimony today, she said there could be more.
	She can't be sure.
	She didn't remember if the Washington Post reporters ever saw the notes or if she just summarized them verbally.
	She can't remember anything.
	Did you notice this theme today?
	She can't remember anything other than she's sure Brett Kavanaugh raped her.
	That was the one point that she was able to say yes, 100%.
	Everything else is a blur but that.
	Really?
	Everything else?
	Some people are trying to say, well hold on, it's short, like I can't remember what I had
	for lunch, but I can remember things that happened in grade school.
	Absolutely.
	I remember their laugh.
	I'm raping!
	her memory. There are a lot of incidents, traumatic incidents, she can't remember at
	all. The only thing she remembers, not only does she remember very clearly that he raped
	her, she remembers how and the manner. She doesn't exactly remember who opened the door.
	Who was the one person who talked about, she talked about the laughing. I remember them
	laughing, laughing maniacally, like literally just, I'm raping!
	She can remember that in graphic detail.
	If your friends are raping...
	If your friend is raping someone, you're not going to laugh.
	No.
	Even if you are in on it, you're going to be like, what the hell?
	You're going to be like, this is wrong, right?
	You're going to be punching and kicking said man.
	Yeah.
	Well, first off, you don't have a friend who rapes, but if you walk in on a friend who rapes, you're going to punch and kick said man.
	If you're a rapist, I don't think the natural response of a rapist is laughter.
	The only person that I'd laugh is like Borat, with the naughty naughty, but like a normal human being.
	This is a caricature of a rapist.
	It's a good way to put it.
	It's a caricature.
	It's almost like someone wrote down what they would picture a rape being.
	This is the most impactful thing you can say.
	It was their laughter.
	It doesn't mean it's untrue, but I'm just saying.
	I can picture Fines being like, okay, now for research before the hearing, Just watch Lifetime.
	What's a lot of lifetime?
	Yeah.
	Michael Bay's like, is this where something goes up in the movie?
	You are going to see someone gets pushed down a flight of stairs and then you learn exactly
	how rape happens.
	Doesn't remember what house the party was in.
	This is something I want to show this clip here because I don't think it was a great
	decision for the prosecuting sexual assault attorney.
	And I do see, obviously, that Ford could be seen as a sympathetic character.
	I thought more so before I watched Ford.
	I thought, okay, the optics actually aren't good for Republicans here because of the way they've gone about this.
	But something that was really important, this was a pivotal turning moment.
	I think we have the clip of the, I guess, sort of the cross.
	I don't want to say prosecuting attorney.
	This isn't a trial!
	This isn't a trial!
	The whole point is a trial is to determine whether someone is guilty or not guilty.
	The trial's already occurred!
	Ford's life is ruined!
	The whole purpose of this was to destroy... That's already done now!
	I can't say, what do we say, cross-exam?
	At this point, I don't know.
	This was really, really pivotal if the goal was to get to the truth.
	Let's watch this clip, then we have a follow-up clip.
	Have you also educated yourself on the best way to get to memory and truth in terms of interviewing victims of trauma?
	For me, interviewing victims of trauma?
	No, the best way to do it, the best practices for interviewing victims of trauma.
	No.
	Okay.
	She's a doctor!
	Um... That's a nice little plug for... By the way, it's okay.
	You guys can laugh.
	It's okay.
	Just don't get into the hearings.
	It's okay.
	This is all fine.
	Hey, let me just stop you one second.
	I disagree with you.
	I think this was a great pick for her to do that.
	Imagine a white, 55-year-old male asking that question.
	Yeah.
	The optics on that are insanely bad.
	For having a woman prosecutor just saying it, kind of... You prefer the woman who looks like a librarian who would tell little boys... I know.
	I said make noise or the parents will hear you.
	I never made a noise, so I was fine.
	So I didn't really care.
	Yeah, but what if it was like Anthony Hopkins?
	Yes, exactly.
	I would believe Anthony.
	I mean, he's very believable.
	Right.
	What did occur?
	Nothing happened!
	I'm sorry guys!
	Here's why that's so important because this, I guess you would say
	prosecutor, she was saying, okay there is a way and there are criminal
	studies conducted where we know the best way to actually get to the bottom of
	a sexual assault.
	It's a forensic interview, right?
	It's typically one-on-one, you just speak, they listen, and then somebody else fills in the gaps.
	That's important to know because if your goal is to get to the truth, if you're coming forward with it, and this is why I think everything changed.
	If you're talking about the truth, this is the moment of clarity for truth.
	Here's why.
	Here's the follow-up.
	Did anybody ever advise you from Senator Feinstein's office or from Representative Eshoo's office to go get a forensic interview?
	No.
	Instead, you were advised to get an attorney and take a polygraph.
	Is that right?
	Many people advised me to get an attorney.
	Once I had an attorney, my attorney and I discussed using the polygraph.
	I'm done with this guy!
	So, the issue here, no one, start questioning your friends and your representation.
	If the goal was to actually go and make sure that justice was served, none of your representatives told you?
	By the way, you're a doctor, you couldn't research the best way to actually come forward with allegations of sexual assault?
	Or even the most basic protocol?
	It's unreal to me.
	Well, she had to know that she didn't have a very strong case.
	I mean, you have no evidence.
	If you went to the police with this today, you would be laughed at.
	Well, no, the point is her representation advised her against what one is advised to do when making a credible allegation of assault.
	That's the point here.
	Everyone around her said, no, no, no, what you're supposed to do if you want to actually get a guy convicted, do the opposite of that.
	Right.
	That's my point.
	They were telling her to do something else.
	Someone very close to me was actually gang raped.
	It's like, The convictions are so hard and people like this make those cases so much more bogged down.
	Yeah.
	You know, she, she went to, uh, the hospital covered in bruises and cuts and, uh, all kinds of things.
	And, and not eight months later, nothing happened.
	And it's like that, that's why making a mockery of, of rape accusations is so deeply disturbing to me.
	It really does shortchange women who've actually been raped.
	Oh, yeah!
	And of course, it hurts everybody.
	It hurts everybody because simply lying is accepted as believing survivors.
	Now, I'm not saying that every woman who comes forward is lying.
	Of course not.
	That's not what anyone is saying here.
	I do think she's probably lying.
	If I had to bet right now, and we'll get to Kavanaugh here in a second, I'd bet he didn't do any of it.
	None!
	I would bet he didn't do any of it.
	I really don't.
	Sorry, that's just opinion.
	Speculation.
	But that's all we got.
	I think the issue is, does she believe it or not?
	Because I think the odds are 0% that it happened the way she describes it.
	But I want to know, is it like a collective bunch of just nonsense in her brain with circus music that she believes, or is it just completely fabricated by the DNC?
	It doesn't matter at this point.
	It's taking place on a national stage.
	His life, his marriage, his daughters.
	He has two daughters.
	They're going to be mocked for this.
	This is insane.
	We're watching the rape on Kavanaugh.
	That's a great point.
	As though this only affects men.
	He has two daughters.
	But, anyone out there, listen, people who are coming in, because you know, we're going to address the Young Turks in a second, so people who are coming in from that video, the Young Turks, let me ask you this, to the feminists, to the female feminists I should say, not the male feminists, the female feminists, it sounds redundant, but now there are male feminists and they delineate in the LGBTQAI, I can't keep track of it anymore.
	The point is, Do you not have any sons?
	Or brothers?
	Or fathers?
	What if someone came out and completely falsely smeared them with the worst possible crime one can commit, arguably short of murder, And there was no evidence whatsoever, and he lost his job.
	And he lost his reputation.
	Is it that hard?
	When we talk about putting yourself in someone else's shoes, is it that hard to do?
	And this is why I said I do think Ford was a sympathetic person.
	I think she performed, and I don't mean as performance, I mean I think she did pretty well in answering questions until Ford took the stand.
	Until Kavanaugh took the stand.
	Do we have a clip of that?
	This is something that I think is, we were all talking about here, pretty tough to fake.
	The other night, Ashley and my daughter Liza said their prayers.
	And little Liza, all of 10 years old.
	Yeah.
	It's hard to watch.
	It's really hard to watch.
	Said to Ashley, we should pray for the woman.
	It's a lot of wisdom from a 10 year old.
	We mean no ill will.
	And here's a couple of things here.
	First off, that's his pray for them.
	That's a stark contrast from Democratic officials who called him evil.
	Second, we were talking about this because obviously Ford cried somewhat as well.
	You were talking about actors.
	As someone who can cry, who's had to do it, I think even on this program we've done it with parodies sometimes.
	That's not what that, this is entirely conjecture.
	That's not what that looks like.
	That was a guy, if you watch it, was on the verge and pulled it back, would drink water.
	That's a guy who wanted to avoid crime.
	He was fighting it.
	He was fighting the cry.
	Whereas you can tell someone's full of BS when they're embracing the cry,
	and go like Jimmy Kimmel when a lion gets shot.
	It's like, that was real.
	That was, like, when I saw that earlier today, I almost started crying.
	It was so, like, tragic.
	I think about my sons.
	And it's such a good point you made.
	It's like, do women not love their fathers or brothers or sons?
	They're like, you're putting this out to let them just get eaten by wolves with power.
	It really, yeah.
	Hold on, Geraldine, we're about to say something.
	Yeah, and I think one of the things that's so heartbreaking is he shouldn't be in this position, right?
	Right.
	Exactly, yeah.
	And the position isn't just being accused and having your name run through the mud and being stained with this for the rest of your life.
	The position is now, I have to beat her now.
	Like, I have to win this, and I shouldn't have to, like, he doesn't wish any ill will on her, his family doesn't now, but I'm in a position where I have to fight for my life.
	I have to kill all of you!
	Back to the corner, and he doesn't want to be there.
	That's John Wicket.
	He's gotta be John Wick now.
	Did you say Wicket?
	John Wicket.
	It's a verb.
	It's where you kill everybody because someone killed your dog!
	Wicket.
	You're getting the pirated version.
	That was like my parents when we had a fake Batman film because they didn't want us to watch the real one.
	And I was talking with all my friends at school.
	Yeah, well, because I was like six.
	That's where they do the line?
	Yeah, well, no, they let me watch the actual Batman, so I was talking about... Actually, no, it wasn't a fake one.
	It was the old Batman film.
	The one with Adam Weiss and Robinson.
	I'm talking about all these scenes, and my friend's like, that never happened.
	Like, yeah, yeah, don't you remember?
	So timeline on Kavanaugh, he said we wanted to see this is all again.
	I really highly recommend you go watch this I know it's long go watch it watch it on two times the speed if you have to He said he wanted a hearing as soon as possible to clear his name demanded a hearing the next day It took ten days and as he predicted his family and his name have been permanently Destroyed which is again.
	He talked about his ten-year-old daughter talking about praying for the woman So it does seem like a does seem like a wise girl he runs through Something I think a lot of people miss here, and he pointed out, and if you watch it, I think you might have your aha moment.
	He runs through, I have timelines here but it might not make sense for you because they'll re-upload it from C-SPAN, so I'm just going to ignore the time codes, but he runs through how often he's been vetted by the FBI in the confirmation hearings after he was appointed to the federal bench by Bush.
	Do you have any idea the kind of vetting that goes into this?
	Insane.
	I think a lot of people don't realize.
	This isn't like, Yeah, what do you think about the color blue?
	Sounds fun to me!
	This is really, really as hard as it gets.
	The vetting here.
	And that's why President Trump is so confident.
	That's why everyone in the administration is so confident.
	The media goes, well, I wouldn't be so confident if I were them.
	And they're like, nah, we're pretty confident.
	Well, and she had her chance at every single one of those other confirmation hearings that he had to go through, every one of those positions that he was appointed to.
	If he's really that evil of a person, why was it the Supreme Court?
	He can do a lot of stuff at a federal court, right, in another position that he can't.
	Without a spotlight.
	I mean, if a guy raped me at a house party, and I found out that he was going to manage the Kroger down the street, you'd be like, I didn't know he was going to rape so many people!
	Exactly, right?
	Let me stop him before he makes it to shift manager!
	That's all I would talk about forever.
	Yes!
	I'd be like, Bernie Sanders raped me!
	Yes!
	And he did!
	He did rate me!
	I don't know where it went.
	You can't prove it!
	Can't prove he didn't.
	Can't prove it negative.
	I'm really upset by how this show is going.
	It's mirroring society.
	Another thing he says, he says that he started keeping a... I thought this was really important because again, if this were a trial, it could be proven, but nobody cares because they move on to the next thing.
	He said that he started keeping calendars and diaries in 1980 since his dad made a practice of it, and he points to his calendars that he wasn't at the supposed party in the summer of 1982.
	Now, in a court of law, they would say, hold on a second, does this hold up?
	They would be able to look, they would be able to cross-reference and see if he did have a track record of writing diaries and journals, and if they added up, that's kind of how they figured out the Bible.
	They said, hold on a second, was it written when they claimed that it was written, particularly like the New Testament?
	Was there, you know, the standard of apostolicity?
	There's a process for this, and this does happen in a court of law.
	Diaries and journals, if proven to be valid, can be brought in as evidence.
	But guess what?
	Here it can't.
	But that's the most valid piece of evidence that was brought up all day!
	That's the only piece of evidence that was brought up.
	But it won't be talked about.
	It'll be talked about.
	But did you see when her lip went like this?
	And his lip, his chin only went like this.
	Assholes.
	Alright.
	What else?
	Oh, I thought what was really funny was Feinstein asked why he didn't want the FBI to investigate and he immediately said that he did.
	Did you watch that?
	I didn't.
	No?
	No, I didn't see that.
	I feel like everyone got really quiet now.
	Is it because did I rage?
	Did I rage too hard?
	No, it's because I was thinking about the fact that I should keep a journal.
	Is that serious?
	Are you serious?
	Every single guy should keep a journal on every single thing that he does and the people that are around him because of crap like this.
	This is a single witchcraft.
	You gotta prove that you're not a witch.
	I don't like rape.
	Still against rape.
	Still don't like rape.
	That's the next episode of Doug.
	Dear Journal, I don't like raping people.
	Patty mayonnaise is safe.
	What were you going to say there, Owen?
	I'm just looking through my notes.
	Patrice O'Neil used to have a joke about how he would buy something every 20 minutes in case someone accused him of rape.
	I was buying gum. Yeah, why does it sound like norm?
	In my head everyone's normal. Oh my gosh. Was he also big one?
	I've been the same guy. Oh, all right. I think we're good by the way. It's still the same thing
	Kavanaugh says he wasn't there at all.
	The only evidence would be I would love to see that diary or that journal.
	Okay, here's something else that I do.
	A couple of points that I think are important as we move on here because I had actually written out some of this yesterday before these hearings took place and we just said let's just make this a long first segment because a lot of people are going to want to know what's what's going on and they're not going to want to watch
	three hours of C-SPAN.
	But it's so funny to me that the left demonized Christianity and this idea of this antiquated
	morality but they've become the new Puritans.
	They've become the pearl clutching, perpetually offended, they're the church lady.
	Could it, could it, beer drinking, could it be rapist?
	That's what's happening now.
	So this is, it really is out, just, let's look at some of the boogeymen that I'm talking about, sparking the outrage.
	And they've had to use these plays now, right?
	With Kavanaugh.
	So let's hold them to it.
	Boogeyman number one, drinking of the alcoholic beverages.
	So, you know, Kavanaugh said that he didn't drink in high school and not to excess in college.
	So leftists are clamoring for an investigation.
	Into his drinking habits in high school and college.
	I think we have a clip, don't we, from the news?
	This is an actual, and by the way, this is something that I had this morning, right?
	I had this in the show, Matt, this morning.
	And then, just as I was getting ready to walk in, there was continued commentary.
	I heard someone on CNN say, a constant theme seems to be that Kavanaugh likes his beer.
	What?
	They're using the playbook that we wrote about as their playbook in the morning at night.
	Let's go to the clip.
	I drank, but basically as a senior, he said, because the legal drinking age was 18.
	May have had a few too many, but never forgot anything.
	Never drank to excess so that I blacked out.
	Never did anything like what anyone is saying.
	Chris, I just think it's absolutely unbelievable, and I think the American people are smarter than this.
	You cannot reconcile the individual in the Fox News interview with the individual who wrote what he wrote in his yearbook.
	You don't have Chris Cuomo in Canada, do you, Mike?
	No.
	You're lucky.
	Jennifer Rubin, I think, we have one of her tweets here.
	And then Slate said that Cavanaugh's drinking should be investigated.
	Really?
	That's not new, by the way.
	I think it was what Martin Bashir asked Andrew Breitbart when Andrew Breitbart was just figuratively raping him, not literally.
	What's your relationship like with alcohol?
	And I remember Andrew Breitbart stopped there.
	He goes, well, why are you asking me this?
	I thought we were talking, just a question.
	Are there studies that alcohol leads to rape?
	That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
	No, it leads to high-fiving.
	Exactly.
	It leads to wine sales for me, so.
	In my mind, rapists are aggressive.
	Whenever I drink, I'm happy and I'm mellow.
	I'm the same exactly.
	I think it's probably more so the CrossFitters on meth who are doing the raping.
	I'm sure bad sexual decisions, but they've also tried to define drunken sex as rape.
	They say a woman cannot consent if she's drunk.
	If that's the case, I've been raped by my wife!
	Tons of times.
	I mean, everyone here who has a wife has probably been raped at some point.
	I've raped myself before.
	Everything is rape.
	Sometimes it has to be rape when it's myself.
	Have you been to the gym in a few weeks?
	Gotta go lefty and look the other way?
	It's because I feel bad.
	I don't think people understand how hard it is to write comedy right now.
	That was a joke this morning.
	satire to reality is six hours now?
	He said she's about, he said she's not about, not even about, we're not even about the rate,
	no, about beer! Beer drinking is national news! Even if you think he's lying, are we
	seriously asking the FBI to act as the oppo research arm of the DNC and investigate people
	who maybe drank a beer in college?
	And here's the thing too, I know people will say, well Steven, hold on, you talked about how you don't, it's true, I don't drink to excess, I don't go to, I never went to parties in high school, and I typically don't like to get drunk or drink too much around strangers and put myself in a situation that could be compromising.
	That's absolutely true, but you can bet your ass that as soon as we're done taping this show, Owen, Cheryl, Mike, and I are gonna tie, we're gonna have a party!
	Heck yeah, baby.
	There might be a little rape.
	Listen, I'm not going to be here unless there's some gay rape, also known as grape.
	Hold on.
	That was a fun pun.
	How did you do it?
	My grape nuts.
	First rule of gay rape, you never talk about.
	Never talk about gay rape.
	Never talk about gay rape.
	That's true.
	And don't try to start a fight club with it.
	Look, they're trying to paint a picture that this is Animal House and he's running around yelling, Toga!
	Toga!
	And drinking beers until he's like blackout drunk all the time.
	Just, you're grasping at straws.
	It is so obvious that you're grasping at straws.
	But talk about puritanical outrage!
	Yeah!
	It's unreal.
	Remember this, teenagers?
	Remember this, teenagers, where we used to be, yeah, rock against Bush, and no effects, and Green Day, and now you got, I don't know, every single celebrity lining up.
	They had Time's 100 most influential people in the entertainment industry.
	I think something like 70 of them went out of their way to make jabs at Donald Trump.
	So when they talk about, yeah, rage against the machine, the left, the DNC, the party of Bernie Sanders, and Santa Maria Nina Pinta Cortez, they want to disqualify you For a job in government, if you ever had a beer in college!
	And then you got Obama being like, and Obama's like, yep, I had some bloop.
	Now I get some more bloop.
	With the domestic terrorist, by the way!
	The good news is, I think it's going to wake up young males to live a life more like yours.
	I'm going to have my kids live a better life, because honestly, because now you can't take the risk.
	Be with one woman, don't drink to excess, like, don't put yourself in compromising positions.
	It's oddly having a very conservative backlash.
	In a good way, like, that's the silver lining.
	It is true.
	Here's the thing though, it doesn't matter if you don't put yourself in compromising situations if they just make up rape.
	They just make stuff up.
	I've told people!
	I'm like, you can read things that are offensive, you can see things from pitch meetings that are probably far too racist, far too homophobic, far too transphobic, far too vulgar for the show that never make air, and I'm sure there's some dick pics flooding around.
	Wait, Steven, is this you?
	Probably.
	It was an ongoing joke in the office.
	We'll be like, oh my gosh, you have to see this article.
	And you said it to your friends.
	So listen, yeah, there you go.
	That's the dirt on me.
	Go, go, run wild with it.
	I did.
	And took a picture.
	And the next one, Boogeyman number two.
	Now, all of a sudden, the left cares about virginity.
	Have you noticed this?
	Yeah.
	They're claiming that he wasn't really a virgin.
	Because one of Kavanaugh's friends came forward claiming that he had a conversation in their freshman year of college where Kavanaugh said that he was a virgin.
	A guy saying, a freshman year of college, we had a conversation.
	Here's a clip.
	So you're saying that through all these years that are in question, you were a virgin?
	That's correct.
	Never had sexual intercourse with anyone in high school?
	Correct.
	And through what years in college, since we're probing into your personal life here?
	Many years after.
	I'll leave it at that.
	This guy.
	Man, life comes at you fast.
	A week ago, this guy was cruising to a lifetime on the Supreme Court,
	and now he's on TV like, I was a virgin well into adulthood, okay?
	Is that what you wanna hear?
	Have I embarrassed myself enough for you?
	What's funny is he actually, in that one clip, weaponized virginity, and then subsequently admitted
	to weaponizing virginity, like, lifted the curtain back right away, like,
	nothing to see behind the curtain!
	Just kidding, it's me, I'm a dick!
	Right away.
	I know, and these are the same people doing Oscar-nominated movies about sodomy with a minor.
	I know, I know.
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	Let's assume again that Kavanaugh is lying.
	Yeah.
	Does his virgin status in college or high school, does that somehow disqualify him from being in the Supreme Court?
	If he lied about his sexual conquests, or if he lied about being a virgin, I mean, if these are the rules, then no one who ever told a tall tale to impress a buddy could be able to get a job.
	It'd be over.
	You'd be done.
	By the way, this is something, again, this is something that conservatives have long advocated for, so now it's funny to me that the left, again, they're the puritanical pearl, they're going, But he said he was a virgin!
	Maybe he had sex when he was 17!
	How could we possibly have him as a Supreme Court Justice?
	I wrote about not having sex until I was married.
	Guess what?
	It was the left who mocked me at all of us, mercilessly.
	I remember that.
	Amy Schumer.
	Here's a clip!
	Look back when she was thin!
	Go, go, go, go!
	Well, it's who's a kid who's, you know, 23.
	You don't know who you're going to be sexually yet.
	You know, you slip by the dirty comedian thing, but honestly, you call yourself a comedian, but you don't do it that much.
	Like, I go fishing a couple times a year, but I don't introduce myself on TV as a fisherman.
	Wow.
	This got really personal for a concept about abstinence.
	What's funny is, well, it's not funny, but man, it's kind of, she's pining for the days back when she looked like Amanda Bynes' slightly more retarded cousin.
	That was like, that for her was a step up.
	She's like, I wish I could get back to that.
	Dude, you look younger.
	She looks like an orca.
	Like, literally, the difference in that clip is you look, you have a different haircut.
	She's gained 150 pounds.
	I know.
	I know.
	And she's miserable, too.
	Oh, miserable.
	Brutal.
	And I listen, rightfully so.
	Some people really didn't like my opinion, but it changed.
	We're like, oh, wow, she really did prove to be exactly what he was kind of discussing in the article, was the idea that the last taboo was some sort of idea of moral, non-moral ambiguity.
	What's the word I'm looking for for non-ambiguity?
	Moral clarity?
	Moral clarity.
	Fortitude.
	What you don't have right now, clarity?
	I do not have clarity right now.
	Yeah, I remember when you did that, you actually wrote an article, too, that got a lot of buzz.
	That's what we were arguing about right there.
	Yeah, she tried to rake me over the coals for the article.
	She was like, well, I just think that it was really judgmental.
	Really?
	Do tell.
	I can guess why you think it was judgmental.
	Probably because you're kind of slutty.
	People get mad at me if I say it, but her whole bed is like, my vagina smells like a burning animal because it's so many people.
	I'm like, haha, that's slutty.
	How dare you?
	How dare you?
	Think about this though.
	They're trying to see mere sex losing the virginity.
	They're trying to equate it with gang rape.
	Yeah.
	With gang... Oh!
	What?
	What?
	You had... You were sexually attracted to a young woman?
	And you both engaged in mutual... You must be... It must be like that scene in The Warriors where the baseball fury is rammed into someone's posterior!
	By the way, it's in the director's cut.
	I know people are going to start searching for it.
	It's just crazy to me!
	There's no equivalent, even if he lied about it.
	Okay, finally, number three, because this brings us to the lovely, their boogeyman number three.
	Jokes!
	Jokes!
	Gone are the days of liberals like Lenny Bruce, because we all know that the left wants comedy to die, a slow and painful death, whether by putting you in front of a human rights tribunal and fining you, what was it, $50,000?
	Forty-two.
	Forty-two.
	Yeah.
	That's amazing.
	That's what we call, you know, that's throwing a hard right, but the jab is just, you shouldn't say that, you know.
	And that's what we get here in the States right now.
	And the jab is probably worse.
	Yeah.
	I don't know, man.
	42 grand.
	I'm not going to pay it, though.
	Good for you!
	Yeah.
	I hope you look good in stripes.
	Yeah.
	Okay, this is the Young Turks.
	They decided to finally sack up and attack yours truly.
	And some people are saying I can respond, so okay, why not?
	Here you go.
	This is how they think about comedy.
	Okay, so he called her a lying whore, and he also accused her of calling someone a rapist with no evidence.
	She did not call anyone a rapist.
	She accused attempted rape.
	Those were her allegations.
	But more importantly, there was evidence.
	There were notes.
	Where she had spoken to her therapist on two different occasions in 2012 regarding these allegations.
	And so there's that.
	There's also the fact that she took a lie detector test.
	That is considered evidence.
	But nonetheless, Steven Crowder, I mean, this is what you can expect from trash like him.
	I mean, he has a name.
	What?
	Ow.
	Trashy when being.
	Because you're better than me.
	I get it.
	I get it, okay?
	Am I the only one that saw that Ford sounded like a Valley Girl 2?
	Is that bad?
	No, I saw that too.
	I didn't want to say it.
	Let me clarify this, by the way.
	She's talking about me talking about Ford.
	I did refer to Ford as a lying whore in a callback joke from Wednesday that I made.
	And I subsequently used the joke to explain the context of false accusations and how they can hurt people.
	And I make no apologies.
	The context was, you know, I said, listen, if you're just going to say rapist or attempted rapist, Lying Whore.
	Yeah.
	Look, we can both play that game.
	I make no apologies.
	I walk it back zero.
	Do I think she's a whore?
	I have no evidence of that.
	If I had to make a guess, I don't know.
	50-50.
	The point is, Lying Whore is a pet name compared to Rapist.
	That's the point.
	We're just throwing out baseless accusations.
	Fine.
	By the way, that should be the default if you're just going to yell out rape with no evidence.
	She continues to proceed with evidence that is not evidence.
	What's so funny, too, is the evidence, evidence in quotations that she mentions, it actually served as the setup for everything she just mentioned was the setup to the joke that I delivered on Wednesday.
	See for yourself.
	This is Wednesday's joke.
	The attorney's story conflicts with Ford's, if I'm not mistaken.
	Very true.
	And an attorney originally said that Ford would like to testify.
	An attorney Ford put on retainer in August, at which point she took a lie detector test for an accusation she claimed she was never going to make publicly at all.
	And investigators, by the way, should say that it should be noted there is still the possibility of Ford being, allegedly, a dirty lying whore.
	It's almost like she didn't watch the original joke at all!
	She just makes a claim.
	She's doing exactly what this person Ford is doing.
	Okay, next clip.
	No, it's a signal to his misogynistic viewers, never respect a woman.
	Yeah, I like massages.
	Hey, but Madison, I think, is in the studio with Too Cute Maddie with overlays.
	Can't get her in the show.
	She understands.
	Just yell it out.
	You understand that when I say lying whore, that it's just specifically about the lying whore in question and not all women, correct?
	Of course!
	Okay, all right.
	There we go.
	We got it.
	Get her in the show.
	Get her in the show.
	And I don't think Ford ever got paid.
	I think it was all pro bono.
	It's terrible.
	Oh, my God.
	But it's funny.
	I'll allow it.
	It's a call to all my misogynist viewers.
	I want you to do me a favor.
	First, the Wednesday show is behind the Mug Club, so join Mug Club.
	You can go watch the original Wednesday joke or watch last week's show on Thursday.
	Then I want you to compare last week's show on YouTube, the closing segments about my wife and finding a good woman and what women need to look for in a good man and how men should treat women.
	Compare that with Cenk's own notorious quotes about whores-in-training.
	Which, by the way, was not even a joke.
	I think we have it here from Huffington Post, in case you forgot about that.
	Whores-in-training, I think is the actual term, correct?
	Funny thing is, actually, Cenk says that this program, a comedy show, he goes on to say that we're averse to factual information.
	Just hear him say it.
	But look, you've got your audience who doesn't believe in facts, so they're probably willing to believe anything you say.
	I might have to don the fat suit again.
	On Joe Rogan, I said I wouldn't do it anymore.
	But, listen, you come on the show for debate.
	I know it's kind of punching down at this point, right?
	Yeah, it is.
	Despite what, $20 million from Al Jazeera?
	It's an actual parachute.
	It might, just for the fun of it, maybe we can have them on the show.
	But there's an audience who hates facts.
	Hold on a second.
	I just want to make sure, because we ask you to call us on our sources of information, which we provide you.
	Does he mean facts like this?
	Most allegations in that field are overwhelmingly true.
	Meaning that the great majority of the allegations, when you go to court, prove to be true.
	So if there are, there are stats on it, and so the cases that are true greatly outweigh
	So if you're going to say anything at all, you would say, Hey, you know what?
	It doesn't mean that every accusation is true because some are not, but the overwhelming majority are, right?
	That would be factual.
	But instead he turns it around.
	I'm not saying everyone who says rape is false.
	But come on, right?
	You got two in there.
	Oh, what?
	Is that what you mean by fact?
	Young Turks?
	By the way, young Turks could mean the people who carry out the Armenian genocide, I think, which I know you deny because that's a fact.
	Or it could mean, I think, like sort of it also is used as a colloquialism for young anti-authoritarian, you know, rebel, young rebels, because nothing's more rebellious than Bernie Sanders.
	Is that a fact?
	Any references?
	By the way, the Young Turks, this entire program is run on the budget of just, I think, their on-air salary.
	And you can't do one overlay or source?
	And by the way, I didn't say any of those things!
	It's a fact that Stephen's saying, not everyone.
	So, they hate facts.
	And what I mean by facts is Stephen never said that everyone who comes forward with an allegation of rape is lying.
	But really, it's a fact, right, that he meant it.
	I didn't say I didn't mean it, dummy!
	Dude, it's like this guy.
	It's like, oh, yeah, Stephen's just authoritarian.
	It's like, this show is funded by people getting mugs.
	Their show is funded by foreign caliphates.
	It's really tough to make that argument.
	And I'm going to corroborate something.
	I just went on tour and the whole thing sold out and a ton of fans are your fans.
	Awesome.
	And some of them are, like, most of them are literally the nicest people.
	A lot of married couples, a lot of women, a lot of men, a lot of people that are just good-hearted.
	So if you were an actual misogynist, I think there's a lot of people that don't quite, they didn't get the dog whistle.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's like, hold on, it's a dog whistle.
	It doesn't work.
	It would be like a rape whistle that only calls more rapists.
	I think this rape whistle's defective.
	It does exactly what it's intended to do.
	Just give it some time.
	Look, I think this is a bad move on their part.
	We were just beginning to let them go away.
	Yeah.
	I still am going to let them go.
	They're still going to go away.
	I know they still are, but I mean, it's just, it's so desperate to like pick on the most fact-based show out there.
	You know, and we're going long today because this is such a big event and we're going to have a shorter interview with Nicole Arbour after this and a short wrap up, but I don't want to get into the whole Young Turks, he said, she said here, because there's no need to get personal.
	Steve Crowder is a gross person.
	I hear high-pitched voices are really funny, so congrats on that.
	Steven Crowder, I mean, this is what you can expect from trash like him.
	It's a signal to his misogynistic viewers, no one cries more than a conservative.
	Well, crap.
	All this for a joke based on hearsay?
	It's okay, when the Young Turks go low, we'll go high.
	The Young Turks, and unfortunately Samantha Bee and other self-professed comedians, they want to watch comedy die a slow, painful death.
	This is the party of people who want to destroy anyone who has These are the new pearl-clutching church lady Puritans.
	That's what the left is.
	their virginity later in life or who doesn't lose their virginity later in
	life but maybe lies about it or just all around wherever whenever you lose your
	virginity you're a bad person they equate it to gang rape and they want you
	to think if you're in a fraternity you should be shamed or that telling a joke
	is the equivalent to rape. These are the new pearl-clutching church lady
	Puritans. That's what the left is. There's been a complete flip in the culture. I
	miss the old days.
	Back when the left at least used to be fun.
	You know, pre-nose job, I think is one they were.
	It's like a sundial.
	Whoa!
	They go low, we go high.
	Ouch.
	Up the sniffer.
	Let's check back in, by the way, with future Justice Kavanaugh.
	And when you bring forward your accusations of gang rape that are unsubstantiated, Michael Emanetti, know this, that I will be appointed TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES!
	AND THEN, YOU WILL FEEL THE POWER CURSING THROUGH THE VEINS!
	AND THE POWER TO GET IT OVER HERE!
	I don't know if that's gonna end so well for him.
	No, he looks angry.
	No, I don't want him to squander his meat.
	Alright, we're gonna have Nicole Arbor after this to talk about all of this, and then after that we'll wrap this up.
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	So actually the reason they used to do this fighting stance, a big reason for it,
	We were like, this doesn't make—fighting Irish is exaggerated and stupid.
	Those are broken hands.
	But this, a big reason for it was because they had to protect their body a lot more in bare-knuckle fighting, because they would go to the body more, otherwise they would break their hands because they didn't have gloves back then.
	So it was more like this.
	It wasn't like this.
	You know, that's— Yeah, this is a broken arm, sure.
	Yeah, that's please-kick-my-ass territory.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay, our next guest, really glad to have her on, and I'm sorry that I, by the way, again, to Paul Joseph Watson, to Josh Wolf, just with the hearings going on today, it's been an absolutely insane day, but our next guest, I know, has a lot to say about it.
	You can follow her on the Twitter at Nicole R. Burr, and her new book is How to Lose the Excuses, and effing win already, because we're FCC compliant.
	Nicole, how are you?
	Hey, I'm amazing, but I'm actually legitimately so pissed off right now.
	Okay, first, let me give you the floor as to why are you so pissed off, because we've been told that there are no women in your shoes, that everyone agrees that this woman, that we should believe survivors slash accusers, always.
	First of all, hello Mug Club, and those of you who know me, I am not on any side, I like the truth.
	And I'm currently witnessing the character assassination of someone based on something with no facts, and it's just, it's insane.
	And the voice, when I saw her using her voice, like, Women use this voice when we want two things.
	Either we want something or we're trying to get away with something.
	That's the only time women use that voice.
	That is highly speculative, but I will defer to the expert witness on that one lady here right now.
	As a woman, I'm telling you it's true.
	She's a doctor!
	You stop your talk.
	She's a doctor.
	Do you know what she's a doctor of?
	For real?
	I think she's a psychologist, right?
	A clinical psychologist.
	Has no idea how to do it, though.
	No, I think she is, yeah.
	It's taken her 30 years to get over some guy maybe touching her boob, and she's a psychologist.
	Well, the allegations are a little bit more serious than that.
	Okay, but it's important, though, that we get to the truth, like we're talking about.
	Yes.
	We just discussed this.
	It's all about optics.
	If you watch CNN or ABC, all they're going is, this doesn't, you know, look at all of these white guys questioning this.
	Well, hold on a second.
	This isn't a setup, these are elected officials when you're talking about that, right?
	It wasn't a great decision to have the prosecutor who they had, but I do think it was very, very key when she asked, for me, we just talked about this, the key moment, I don't know if you've been following this today, was where she said, are you aware that the best way to basically get to the bottom of these kinds of allegations is a forensic interview?
	And she explained to her what it was and Ford said, that makes sense.
	And she said, did any of your representation advise you to take part in a forensic interview?
	And she said, no.
	I'm going, there you go.
	If you're looking for the truth, if you're looking to make it stick, that's what you do.
	And she was advised not to do it.
	That to me is so pivotal.
	She's gotten more coaching than Serena Williams did, and she's not in trouble for it.
	She can't answer a question without deferring to the guy.
	And for me, when I have truth to tell, and I think most women, because we like to go on rants, it's easy to bring it out.
	It's easy.
	I feel like she's overthinking, and it is all about optics.
	And as intelligent human beings, we should say, we're character assassinating a man for life.
	We should be able to step back and ask for facts.
	I don't know.
	And asking for facts doesn't mean we don't believe women, it means we believe women who can prove it.
	And I think there has to be some kind of proof.
	Like where are her friends from the school?
	Where is anything?
	There's nothing.
	I can't fly, I'm scared of flying.
	You flew for your vacation last week.
	That's totally different.
	Probably not.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I'm actually angry about this.
	Well hold on a sec, you're actually in the minority here because even a lot of conservative women,
	and myself included, I did think that she came off as a somewhat sympathetic figure.
	You don't seem to think that at all.
	Nope.
	I think that something happened to her in her life, but it wasn't this.
	So I like to study people's physicalities.
	I like to study all of this stuff.
	I like to study psychology.
	It's actually my favorite thing to do.
	I'm 10 years into my studies of it.
	I believe something happened to her that triggered all of these emotions.
	I don't believe it was this, and I don't believe it was him.
	I think that she had some kind of trauma go on, and then you defer the trauma over to something that kind of gives you the biggest story, because that's where you get your payout.
	And people can disagree with me, and they will, and that's fine, but I don't think this happened.
	My gut is telling me that he didn't do this.
	No, and I understand.
	And listen, that's speculation, and we'll both readily admit that, because here's the truth.
	There is no evidence!
	None!
	It's all speculation at this point!
	When people say belief survivors, They all said no.
	Every single person that was questioned that she said is her witnesses have said they don't have any recollection of that happening.
	And by the way, that's also the least reliable form of evidence if there were one witness.
	So at this point, if we've got three people saying no, no, and one person comes forward, that would not be enough.
	Here's my question.
	Here's a riddle for you.
	Believe survivors.
	Okay.
	How do we know they're survivors?
	Okay, so I'm going to preface this with, I have been through sexual assault many a time, and I don't believe that there's a woman out there, usually, who hasn't had some form of that.
	Whether it's harassment, assault, worse.
	You don't have to be believed, but you do have to move on.
	And I think that powerful women, which is what the whole Me Too movement is about to me, is about us taking our power back.
	We'll see that as a moment in time that you need to move forward from in order to be a survivor and not a victim forever.
	And I just really want people to do that and not sit in that moment of something that happened.
	Well, I also think it's important not to conflate sexual assault or even sexual harassment and rape.
	Those are two very different things.
	Especially when you're talking about gang rape.
	People saying, he was literally cocking his head back laughing while they ran a train on this person.
	This is as sinister, as evil as it is.
	I started the show with this.
	If all of the people who have come forward and accused Kavanaugh of raping them are telling the truth, and it is proven, life in prison.
	In the worst prison possible.
	Reopen Alcatraz just for that son of a bitch.
	I just want to make sure that my points are clear here.
	But nothing yet?
	Let me ask you this.
	You talked about this and you got some blowback for it.
	You said that there should be, I think the term was purge deadline at some point for accusations made against a person?
	Yeah!
	I think, you know, there's Me Too, there's Believe Women, and yes, there are so many a-holes out there that need to come to justice.
	Let's set a deadline.
	Let's say, women, this is your time.
	Take the floor.
	Or men, you know, whatever's happened to you, you have until October 30th.
	Devil's night, just saying.
	I think it's good.
	And anything after that, I don't want to hear it.
	I don't think this should be drawn out forever and wait until someone's running for a high office that these stories suddenly come out in this Awkward but interesting timing.
	But also, by the way, this guy was a judge.
	He was a high-ranking judge.
	It's like, well, I just didn't want any lives to be damaged.
	You saw him sitting with the gavel as a powerful judge for decades and you didn't think maybe then you should speak up?
	I mean, if that's the case, if this is true, how many women did he rape in his judge quarters?
	You know what I mean?
	Like, at what point is enough power enough?
	If I'm at a party and I think someone's running a train on a woman gang raping her, I'm going to do something because that's the kind of woman I am.
	I mean, I'm either going to leave and call the police or I'm going to get a gun or get someone with a gun.
	I'm not going to continue to go to these parties where they're spiking the punch with drugs and be like, whoops, it was my turn.
	Like this just, these, I'm sorry that I'm getting, this is how I get angry.
	No, I understand.
	And by the way, you know what?
	Most men would do something.
	You know why?
	Because rape culture is a myth.
	Most men go, oh, wait a second.
	Someone raped her in the back.
	Hey, I have a sister, or I have a mother, or I have a daughter, or I have a wife.
	And they say, no, no, no.
	I'm not going to let people gang rape somebody in the next room.
	This idea that men have a secret meeting, like, hey, listen.
	Secretly, we all like rape.
	Laugh like Bert and Ernie?
	We don't!
	We despise it!
	Bert and Ernie are gay, by the way.
	That came out last week.
	Yeah, I know!
	And I'm pretty sure that one of them is very... I'm pretty sure that Ernie is the one who's... Actually, sorry, Bert is blinking Morse code like, Help me!
	I think that he's being raped continually in that dungeon.
	I don't think that it is... Because of rape culture.
	Yes!
	All men are not bad.
	And I have had bad things happen to me.
	And I feel like, yeah, I can't speak on it because I have.
	All men aren't bad.
	And I hope that your female viewers know that just because one guy was a horrible person doesn't mean all men are.
	And we shouldn't have that in our mind and prejudge, say a judge, on something that happened to us in the past.
	He is not that guy.
	And I think that that's what's happening right now.
	And it's really sad.
	I'm excited to see how this all pans out, and I hope the right thing happens.
	But all guys aren't bad.
	Rape culture, I don't know.
	I don't subscribe to the victim mentality.
	I just don't.
	Well, I think that's an important point of view for people to hear.
	And listen, there is a victim culture, and there is being a victim.
	And if you are raped, obviously, if someone has sex with you against your will, that's what rape is.
	You're a victim.
	You're a victim of rape.
	In that moment.
	You don't have to continue to be a victim for the rest of your life.
	You know, there's these stories of these harrowing women from, say, Africa who were mutilated and had horrible things happen, and then they go on to have these amazing frickin' lives and help, you know, teach other women they can too.
	Those are heroes.
	Coming out and crying for however many years is not a hero.
	Take those tears, put them into something.
	I'm not worried about the casting couch.
	I'm gonna effin' buy it so that guys can't do that to me anymore.
	Yes, but you still think they should file an actual report and do the forensics interview?
	Do all the stuff and then you as a strong woman have to move on.
	That's what needs to happen.
	Yes.
	Move on.
	I had my ass grabbed one time by a gay makeup artist at a place that she'll not be named.
	Not surprised.
	Yeah.
	He was Israeli and he said, my boyfriend has the cute buttocks like you.
	Except he didn't say buttocks.
	I'm actually cleaning this up.
	Isn't it?
	It's weirder that I said buttocks.
	That makes it so much worse than what he actually said.
	And grabbed it.
	And I mean like an actual cuppage and pinch.
	And I went.
	And I moved on with my day.
	I know it's not exactly the same, but the point is— You are gaybait, Crowder.
	Yes, I am gaybait.
	You are standard gaybait.
	A 32 waist but a 38 ass.
	This is just—I should be—I should have been a catcher in Major League Baseball.
	You could be in a Kanye video.
	I'm riding a motorcycle backwards.
	Yeah, we can figure that out.
	Listen, I appreciate you taking the time.
	And I do think it's important to separate because people, again, just like the Young Turks did with my joke about Christine Ford earlier this week, which I apologize for, zero.
	You know, I was thinking, well, okay, we'll go back to that in the closing segment.
	But I do want to separate between, what was that?
	I said lots of words, don't know what you mean, I'll look into it.
	Yeah, yeah, you'll see the previous segment, which just, when this show is archived, because we just talked about it.
	It was a whole long thing, I don't want to get back into it because... Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I brought it up.
	Sorry!
	But I do want to make sure that people don't give you flak, you're differentiating between, yes, doing the right thing, going through the proper legal channels, of course, in a sexual crime, and then also moving on, being as productive as you can with your life.
	Both can be true.
	You can be a victim of rape, do the right things, and then also not allow it to define you.
	I'm not trying to speak for women here, but I just want to make sure that people don't give you flack for something you didn't say, because that often happens on this show, because it's this show.
	Thank you, it does.
	Yeah, and you know, I apologize that I'm not Haha Comedian Nicole today.
	I'm very upset about what's going on.
	I'm very affected because as much as I am against Anything horrible happening to women all of the time.
	I'm also very against the witch-hunting that I see happening, and I'm always about truth.
	So, ladies, if something has happened to you, please report it, go through the proper channels, and then let's find an awesome way to move on together.
	I think, listen, I think most people agree with you on all of the above.
	It's just been, we've been so polarized, and we're talking about the optics.
	So that is At Nicole Arbor.
	The book is How to Lose the Excuses and F'ing Well Ready.
	That book's not out yet, but I appreciate you promoting it.
	Well, it will be.
	You'll be here when it's out.
	The beams are big and the lights are pretty So why can't we get to the place where the dreams are in
	the sky?
	Oh...
	And if you think for one second that the false allegations can never come your way
	First, they came from Brett Kavanaugh and you did not speak up
	Huh?
	For Brett Kavanaugh Then, they came for the ultimate Kavanagh!
	And you did not speak up for the Ultimate Cavanaugh!
	Which is why you need to join the Ultimate Club in Montgomery!
	The Ultimate Club!
	Check one, check two.
	Check one, check two.
	Beer is rape.
	Beer is gang rape.
	Can you hear me?
	Beer... Oh, hello.
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	That's not a thing.
	Just, you know what?
	We gotta go.
	We'll be back.
	This is a test.
	But, uh, you know what?
	Uh, thank you so much to, uh, Mike Ward.
	He wanted me to let you know, too, that his, uh, his special is, uh, is it Infamous?
	Mikeward.ca, and his podcast is To Drink Minimum.
	Hey, look, I've got papers here.
	Uh, so you know it's official.
	That everything I said was... This seems like it might be fun.
	It was kind of a device for David Letterman to use.
	Thank you so much to Owen Benjamin.
	Next week we're gonna have Mark Rippetoe and we're gonna have Nick DiPaolo in third chair on Thursday.
	We also have a Rape Culture is a Myth.
	Changed my mind coming up very soon.
	So, uh, you know, I've been fitted for a bulletproof vest.
	And one of those Mission Impossible masks for acid attacks.
	We did a Life Advice segment yesterday, so send your emails to lifeadvice at ladderwithcrowder.com.
	This segment is actually Tough Love with your guru, Dr. Crowder.
	I can't claim I'm a doctor, but really, I'm a doctor.
	We did that whole show yesterday, for those who are Mug Club members, so often I'm inspired with this last segment by a particular email, but we went through, what, five, six, seven?
	I think we had six.
	It was a lot of fun.
	People seemed to enjoy it.
	And hopefully, you know, I helped some of you people out there.
	Let me be really clear about this.
	You know, sometimes some of these segments are a little more flowery.
	Sometimes I get emotional.
	I'm just gonna let you know, I'm a little bit emotionally drained.
	It's been, I have just been pissed off all day.
	I'm not gonna lie, I've been pissed off all day.
	I've had this hearing on, and I've of course had to take notes, write down time codes, what's being said.
	I've had to try and, this whole time to waste a ton of time trying to fact check Evidence that wasn't really evidence, only to realize that it didn't matter anyway and wasted a whole lot of my time.
	It was just like a, just a, just a pissed off fire hose.
	Just any which way but loose.
	Although it was, it was loose.
	Wasn't, fire hoses are loose, they're not hard.
	But, uh, the point is, I'm pretty tired.
	Uh, that being said, this one's easy.
	This one's easy.
	You're watching the hearings when you're thinking about how to navigate it.
	There's one thing that matters, and there's only one thing that matters.
	Truth.
	That's it.
	Truth is what matters.
	If you go through this process, if you go through life seeking truth, if you make that your number one goal, and I know some people right now are like, Christian blah blah blah, Egyptian myth, just let's drop the factions for a second.
	Okay, we're talking about truth overall.
	There are people you know.
	There are people I know.
	It's pretty easy to see if someone is consistently seeking truth or to live in truth in their life.
	Notice I didn't say your truth.
	Notice I didn't say my truth.
	The truth.
	There is no my truth.
	There is no your truth.
	There is no Ford's truth and Kavanaugh's truth.
	There is the truth.
	We don't know the truth right now.
	This is why I get so frustrated with the media coverage.
	We don't know the truth.
	Do you know why?
	Because human nature, if left to its own devices, is not truthful.
	That's why we have the justice system that we do.
	That's why it's innocent until proven guilty.
	Have you ever actually thought of that?
	Have you ever sat down and said, hold on a second, why is it innocent until proven guilty?
	Because that wasn't always the case.
	Do we want to return to the Salem witch trials?
	No, no, listen.
	That wasn't always the case in every single society.
	When people talk about, hold on a second, morality is circumstantial.
	It's societal.
	Okay, maybe that's true because some societies didn't value mercy.
	That's why I think that you get your values and your inalienable rights by a creator.
	I do believe in God.
	You don't have to, but the truth is not all atheists have the same values.
	The truth is not all religions share the same values.
	They don't all worship the same God.
	But have you ever actually thought about, why is it innocent until proven guilty?
	Why did we, when setting up a system on how to judge people, on how to parse information, did we say, alright, we're going to have to assume someone's innocence until they're proven guilty?
	It's because we know that if people can use lies, to further their own personal position, to advance their own personal gain for power that they will.
	We know that.
	You see it in politics.
	You see it in the entertainment industry.
	If people can lie, and if they can do so undercover, if they can be protected by lying, and do it for personal gain, that's why someone's innocent until proven guilty.
	There's a reason for it.
	It's so that we don't just say, believe all survivors.
	That's exactly why it's innocent until proven guilty.
	How do you know it's a survivor?
	We have a process to find out if it's a survivor.
	There's a reason for it.
	And we've gotten so far off of the beam of seeking truth.
	Here's another one I'll throw at you.
	The progressive left, and I don't mean everyone, but people like the Young Turks, people like the Feinsteins, not only do they not care about the justice system anymore, not only do they not care about rule of law, not only do they not care about truth, they're just going to do damage anyway.
	Even if it's not true, even if it's not proven true, this is the difference now in the era of social media.
	This is why truth is more important than ever.
	Because now, you don't just lose your job, you lose your whole reputation.
	The way information spreads.
	It's like being able to kill somebody without a shot fired.
	You can do it through telekinesis, Kyle!
	If you were able to do that, just aim an empty gun.
	That's what it... Yeah, I've got an empty gun, but I can kill you anyway.
	I saw, like, men who stare at goats.
	You just... I can cause spontaneous combustion.
	They don't need Kavanaugh to be... They're not even pushing for a trial!
	We can't even compare it to the Salem Witch Trials because someone was burned at the stake at the end of something that they saw was some sort of justice.
	In this case, these are just people who, we don't know the exact motives, but we do know that they don't care about damaging someone's reputation.
	And that's the thing about the untruthful.
	That's why it's so important to keep bringing yourself back to the beam for truth.
	I've talked about the most toxic lies are not only the lies that you tell other people, but the lies that you tell yourself.
	Because then you get to a point where you can't even identify the truth.
	If you don't start, if you don't continue and start every morning coming back to that, that, that beam of truth, even if it's, if it's a one inch tight rope, And you're on water skis.
	If you don't make an effort to, you get to the point where you don't, not only do you not care about the truth, you don't care that you've created a nuclear holocaust in someone's life.
	It doesn't matter to you, so long as you get yours.
	And let me be really clear.
	If Kavanaugh raped as many people who've come forward, I think it's up to 219 now.
	It's like the McDonald's ticker, how many billions served.
	He is the most successful rapist of all time.
	And I personally, on an emotional level, would actually like to see someone like that get the death penalty.
	And I know people will disagree.
	I'm making a point here.
	Let's not get lost in the weeds in a death penalty for rapists.
	But let me be as clear as possible.
	If he raped all the people who accused him of it, throw the book at him.
	But if he didn't, I feel worse for potential Justice Kavanaugh than any man that I can think of in recent memory.
	So I'm saying fry him or my god my heart goes out to him and I just want to give the guy and his daughter and his family a hug.
	Polar opposites.
	There's only one difference between the two.
	It's the truth.
	That's it.
	Nothing else inspirational.
	Seek the truth.

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