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April 21, 2017 - Louder with Crowder

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#155 EUROPE SUCKS! Gavin McInnes and Clint Howard | Louder With Crowder

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	Mario plays Now, ISIS has spared no expense this go-around double-six-six, and I regret to inform you we have received some complaints regarding your expensive taste and technical accidents, so please do try and use a gentle hand with these utilities.
	I understand.
	As I'm sure you're quite aware by now, things here aren't always as they seem.
	For example, take this what appears to be an average daily wristwatch.
	Of course, if you look closely here, there's a button which, when depressed, acts as a detonation device, which will blow yourself up.
	Well, that sounds like somebody's time is being cut short.
	And, of course, this I am particularly proud of.
	These appear to be your average spectacles that one could be used for nearsightedness.
	However, if you look closely, you see, right there, there is a button which, when depressed, It'll blow yourself up.
	Well, that will let you see things in a whole new light.
	Oh, do save your horrible puns for the field, double-six-six.
	Ah!
	Here, my most prized recent creation.
	This right here appears to be your average, everyday smart phone.
	However, when you see this, this home button device here, when you depress that, You'll be able to blow yourself up.
	That will come in handy for all the women I text before I read the sh** of them.
	I do grow up, double six six.
	Of course, this final piece with which you're no doubt familiar, your beloved Walter P.P.K. Now, this would appear to be a functioning firearm as any other Walter.
	However, when you see this, this is usually a magazine release button.
	I'm depressed.
	You'll be able to blow yourself up.
	I feel like I'm almost noticing a pattern here.
	Tell me, what does that magnificent hand-edged mug do?
	Oh, that.
	Well, that, unfortunately, is Mug Club, the current eye of our existence and the objective of your next mission.
	See, Mug Club has been spreading truth, entertainment, and encouraging the American way.
	Furthermore, even more alarmingly, they've been able to bypass our assistance from the YouTube census, able to reach, communicate with their listeners directly.
	Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is that trademarked?
	Your objective will be to find who is at the center of this mug club.
	Extract any information by any means necessary and destroy it.
	Extract any information by any means necessary and destroy it.
	Extract any information by any means necessary and destroy it.
	That's what I know.
	You're a stranger.
	I got to follow.
	I'm a spiritist.
	That was the ancient art of Kata because to learn about other cultures is to appreciate So that's actually kata number 42, where you throw your punch.
	I can't do it.
	Front kick is a part of it.
	And then, once you've hit nobody, they all kick your ass.
	Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
	Follow him on Twitter at NotGayJared.
	Me at S. Crowder with your questions, observations, or comments.
	Sometimes we read them.
	I fulfill my legal obligations.
	Draw your own conclusions.
	Are we good?
	We're good.
	You look like every douchebag in that dance...
	Like you pull up to the car and that guy's a thump in the music next to you in the car.
	Shut up, Pat G. Morgan Jr.
	And he's just dancing.
	You're like, ah, I hate that guy.
	But we love you.
	I'm really sensing that right now.
	Speaking of love, we have some great guests.
	You know, I usually say, well, we love you.
	I always say we...
	I have great guests.
	There you go.
	Let's eliminate the we with the smart ass.
	No, we have great guests.
	We have Gavin McGinnis and we have Clint Howard.
	Yes!
	There we go.
	We are throwing all different kinds of crazy today.
	Perhaps clinical.
	Let's get to the news before then, though.
	Clint Howard and Gavin McGinnis will have to cycle through this pretty quickly.
	Of course, big news.
	We've talked about it on The Daily Show at greater length, but now there's an update.
	Bill O'Reilly, there was a settlement.
	He officially has been fired from Fox News, and he was not happy.
	He released a statement on it.
	Bill O'Reilly was actually so distraught, I don't know if you read this, so distraught upon receiving the phone call of his termination that he actually forgot to inform the lady on the other end of the phone that he was masturbating.
	Jesus.
	So you know it's a bad day.
	420.
	It's 420 today.
	Yes, it is.
	I didn't even know what this was.
	I know.
	Someone wished you a happy 420.
	You know what?
	I want to make fun of you for that, but I learned about, I want to say four years ago.
	What does it say about me that they wished me a happy 420?
	Have a happy 420 tomorrow, bro.
	Yeah.
	What?
	No, I don't think it's because they think you're cool.
	I think it's because they think you've killed brain cells.
	So, a big thing, you know, a lot of...
	Well, actually, there were supposed to be a lot of protests, a lot of gatherings today.
	That was at the beginning of the day.
	Didn't see a whole lot.
	I think people just forgot the hashtag.
	Yeah.
	Well, they remembered the hashtag, forgot the hashtag.
	Yes.
	So not a lot happened, actually.
	We expected there to be more activism today.
	We thought there'd be some comedic material.
	Something exciting.
	A big one that was expected, actually, was supposed to be at Central Park.
	A bunch of pro-marijuana advocates were supposed to show up in Unity at Central Park, but they decided to boycott it, claiming that Central Park was funded by Big Pharma.
	So that ended up...
	They do that.
	This is why we can never trust Central Park.
	You can't patent a park, Central Park.
	Nationwide, though, there were some people, there were a lot of, you saw on the news, a lot of people, a lot of pro-pot advocates.
	Actually, we tried to get one on our show here.
	We'll probably have one next week.
	We're presenting arguments like CBD oils that they help with seizures or arguments that I think THC helps with.
	With appetite stimulation for people with eating disorders and cancer patients.
	And there were even some people who, of course, were making the lofty case that marijuana cures cancer.
	Like this guy, who actually just forgot that he had cancer.
	The tattoos saved that one.
	It's the only way.
	Otherwise, that one lands a little rough.
	Like ice air.
	Like ice air.
	Okay, so you're a Marine, I guess, Le Pen.
	For a long time, I thought it was Marie.
	He didn't know it was 420.
	I thought it was Marie.
	People in Canada, you'll remember this.
	Je m'appelle Marie Soleil.
	Bonjour.
	That was Marie.
	That was Marie I grew up with.
	The hell was that?
	Shut up.
	You're not cultured.
	You don't understand.
	I'm okay with that on this one.
	You speak one language.
	I'm okay.
	And you don't even speak it properly.
	I speak 1.2.
	You end with a preposition.
	So, you end with a preposition.
	Where is this party at?
	And he's going to laugh at me because I'm speaking one of the most complicated romance languages there is in French.
	Go smoke a joint, Mr.
	420.
	So, Le Pen is...
	This is a big thing.
	It could be a monumental moment for Europe.
	You know...
	This is a surprise.
	A lot of them think Le Pen was going to make it, and of course, because now, there actually could be some shake-ups occurring.
	Vox, John Oliver, and the like, or take your pick, CNN, NBC, whoever it is, they were getting on their high horse saying, please, France, please, France, don't be like the UK. Don't bring us another Donald Trump.
	Don't be another Brexit.
	And here's one, like we said, there's just some things that the left says so often, and it just goes unchecked.
	You know, are you Americans?
	Look to Europe!
	Are we looking to the same Europe?
	It's like Blazin' Saddles where it's just a wall and a van.
	And Bernie Sanders is just saying, the sheriff is a...
	Okay.
	I hate that.
	You hate Blazing Saddles?
	I hate that version of Blazing Saddles.
	Oh, that version of Blazing Saddles.
	A lot.
	Bernie Sanders.
	Okay, let's talk about Europe.
	You know what?
	I think Europe could use, ideally, listen, some conservatism, some right-wingism, if you want to call it that.
	I'm not saying Le Pen is without her flaw.
	She absolutely is.
	So let's move away from Le Pen, but let's move on to the elitists saying, well, you can't do this to Europe.
	Don't be like Trump.
	Be like the rest of Europe.
	Europe sucks.
	It's like saying, be like the screw-up kid in the class who brings down the bell curve.
	Alright?
	I counted on that kid.
	I counted on that kid.
	It's the only way I pass.
	Oh, but thanks.
	You just tell him it's coffee, you're giving him barbiturates right before the test.
	I was homeschooled.
	Carry on.
	That's true.
	Not KJ, I was homeschooled.
	He was that comedian.
	What personalities.
	He was giving himself a date break drug.
	He was counting on himself to fail.
	Okay, so let's look to Europe.
	Fine.
	They just say it and it goes unchecked because people are afraid.
	Everyone seems to like Europe.
	No, no, no, no.
	Okay, let's look to Europe.
	Let's look at the UK. Let's look at the far-left policies and how it's affected Europe.
	Let's start with the UK. Don't be like Brexit.
	Okay, why did Brexit occur?
	Well, Brexit occurred because Britain didn't want to pay for the economic disasters of other people in the EU. They didn't want the mass immigration and problems that came along with it.
	And by the way, those problems aren't just they're racist, but skyrocketing crime and all of a sudden no-go Islamic zones in their cities.
	There were economic problems, there were sociological problems, and the Brits said...
	Nope, we're not going to do it anymore.
	And of course, the elite still can't get over, just like with Donald Trump.
	They make it worse on themselves.
	Don't be like Brexit.
	Well, that's why Brexit happened.
	So let's look and see how well far-left European socialism has worked.
	Maybe a little Trumpism, actually, that don't bring Trump here.
	Maybe you should bring Trump there.
	Maybe you should physically bring Trump there and see what he does.
	Probably not much.
	But, you know.
	You put it scurvets.
	Yeah.
	He's actually not allowed in some of these countries.
	Let's look to France.
	It's literally a metaphor.
	Go on.
	It's literally a metaphor.
	Let's look to France.
	France, of course, we're talking about the election.
	You know, if we get unemployment, if it's above 6% or 7% here in the States, people start panicking.
	Yeah.
	It is at least above 10% in France and has been there for a very long time.
	And that's, by the way, using their numbers where the government is putting its game face on.
	This is them trying to Eddie Haskell it.
	No, Mrs.
	Cleaver, unemployment's only at 10%.
	It's a lot worse.
	So I'm using their numbers.
	Terrorism has struck France really hard.
	You see a problem culturally with France.
	This is why the media thought, can you believe that Le Pen refused to wear the head covering?
	Was it with the Iranian?
	Was it an Iranian representative?
	I forget it.
	One of those godforsaken countries.
	And the media was like, can you believe she would insult their culture like this?
	And everyone said, yes!
	Yes, of course.
	France, let's go to Sweden!
	Do we need to say it anymore?
	Do we need to say it anymore about Sweden?
	Rape capital of the West.
	A 50% increase since 2006.
	Someone called that statistically significant.
	So Sweden, not really good at much.
	You know, your bookcase folds into an armoire.
	You have an ottoman that becomes a bed.
	You can thank Sweden for that.
	The Swedish bikini team.
	But when it comes to rape, they're tops.
	Nobody is better than Sweden with rape because, again, of the mass immigration crisis, which was the big reason for the Brexit and the big reason for Le Pen's success.
	In the defense, they did weed out the horse meat from meatballs.
	They did?
	They did.
	I had no idea.
	Gotta give it to them.
	Gotta give it to them.
	I wasn't even all that mad about horse meat.
	I thought it was exotic.
	Like eating a bison burger.
	What do you say to that?
	Germany!
	Germany!
	Oh, Germany's a big success.
	We love pointing to Germany.
	Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, they use Germany often.
	First off, I'm of the opinion that when you have a certain amount of world wars under your belt, all of them...
	I don't care if it's 60 years later.
	I don't care if it's 70 years later.
	A century is not that long throughout modern history.
	It's not that long throughout the time period of human history, a century.
	So, Germany, you still have some explaining to do.
	You don't get a free pass, but let's absolve you of that.
	Germany...
	Of course, has the immigration crisis.
	Of course, Germany has had the multiculturalism crisis.
	They've had economic issues as well.
	But let's talk about the full-bore progressivism.
	Good example, European socialism.
	They decided to buck the market.
	We're not going to respect the market at all, regardless of where energy is, regardless of how costly it is, what capabilities we have.
	We are going to make sure that we use nothing but green energy.
	Just forced it straight to green energy.
	Thank you, German government.
	Well, what happened?
	Green energy, wind, solar, we've talked about that at length on show.
	Go back to the show archive at CRTV. You have shortages when it's not sunny and it's not windy.
	There's no generator that can just capture this and then redistribute it when you need it later on.
	So they'd have shortages, and then when it was sunny or windy, they'd have surpluses, which they would have to sell at a negative price.
	Germany.
	This is, again, progressive European socialism.
	I believe their quote on that was, It sucks!
	At least they're not starting another war.
	I mean, I'll give them that.
	It's shizen!
	Greece.
	Good old Greece.
	Right now, all the Italians watching are going, yes!
	You bailed him!
	So Greece's economy almost completely collapsed eight years ago.
	Pretty much did collapse.
	The only reason it didn't collapse entirely was because of a bailout.
	Well, here we are eight years later, still in a recession, to which their solution is...
	trying to unlock more bailout funds.
	Yeah.
	They spend 59% of their GDP on tax benefits.
	I swear to you.
	I am moving to Greece.
	59% of their GDP on tax benefits.
	Again, there's some Italian at home right now in his reclining chair going, Yeah!
	I feel like their economy's been in free fall for eight years and there's not a bottom.
	This is again with the entitlement mindset, which is an entitlement mindset in Europe.
	Nancy Pelosi said, you know, Europe, they have far more time for leisure and arts.
	We should be more like them as a society.
	By the way, we create better art.
	Turns out when artists are allowed to be lazy, they suck at art.
	They don't do anything.
	No, they don't do anything.
	Culturally, very little has come out of Europe in the last few centuries.
	Let's be honest about it.
	You go to Europe to look at the beautiful things that were, and people come to the United States to become a part of the beautiful thing that is.
	That's the big difference of the world.
	Sorry, are you saying you're better than us?
	Yeah.
	It just shocks me when you have all these John Oliver's the world that look around and they're just in shock That not every country not every city not every state wants to just bend over and take it for decades on end like Detroit or something, you know Yeah, I know.
	The pendulum, they're just shocked.
	Well, you know what else, too?
	That's a good example.
	The people who were shocked were people in Greece, you know, the riots over the austerity measures.
	And by the way, the austerity measures, don't quote me on this, but it was something like, we're going to reduce the retirement age to 35.
	Literally...
	If you look up there, not literally, figuratively.
	Jared put literally in my head now.
	But their austerity measures were not extreme.
	It was the kind of thing where I was going, hold on a second, they're going to raise the retirement age to...
	What?
	When are the Greeks retiring?
	By the way, they haven't really contributed a whole lot.
	You're not using your Greek smartphone, okay?
	Yogurt.
	Greek yogurt.
	Greek, okay, this is what you've given us.
	You've given us yogurt, some Mearsham pipes, and John Stamos.
	That's it!
	Pasta salad.
	I like Euros.
	I'm a big fan of Euros.
	I'll give them that one.
	Look, you want to see a war happen in Europe really quick?
	Yeah.
	Have the breakup of the European Union.
	It'll happen.
	Germany's pissed.
	They're the ones to the bill right now.
	Yeah, well...
	You break it up, they're going to be pissed off even more.
	That's the reason for Brexit, right?
	And so now it places more burden...
	It's just like a welfare queen, only Europe.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And like Jared was saying, they're shocked at someone like Le Pen.
	Listen, and Le Pen's pretty extreme for Europe, certainly.
	I mean, it's not like you had the option of, you know what, I think I'm a centrist.
	There was no Kasich option, okay?
	So you have far left, and then you have Le Pen.
	And the fact is, the pendulum swings the other way.
	And they've been taking this for so long in Europe from the elitist people like John Oliver, people like The BBC or Sky News, where they occasionally invite me on and then remember why they shouldn't invite me on anymore.
	And now they're saying, you know what?
	I'm not a racist.
	You know what?
	I'm not a...
	I am a nationalist in the sense that I care about my country and I want to see my country do well.
	And I care about my country more than I care about some arbitrary idea that was thought up by some intellectual elites with the European Union so that I can support a bunch of hairy-ass Greeks sunbathing their entire day and retire at 37 because they were hairdressers and that's considered putting your life in danger inhaling toxic fumes.
	That's not even a joke!
	You get to retire younger in Europe if your job is causing undue stress on your...
	Undue stress.
	So I read it, I'm like, oh, like soldiers?
	No, hairdressers.
	Hairdressers.
	Here's the thing, too.
	In America, people are upset about our pendulum candidate, our pendulum Trump.
	Could you imagine our pendulum Trump if it would have happened after, say, in eight years of Bernie Sanders here?
	Oh, my gosh.
	Could you imagine?
	Be thankful.
	If you're a leftist and you're hardcore and all that...
	Yeah.
	Be thankful we have it after Obama.
	If it was a pendulum swinging after Sanders, going to that inauguration would just be the sound of ruffling hoods and hooves.
	It would be a disaster.
	Don't let that flag touch the ground!
	That's your president.
	Oh, by the way, a quick response.
	We have to move on pretty quickly.
	People have been asking us to...
	There's someone on YouTube who doesn't like us, I guess, has criticized us for our climate change videos.
	Actually did it a while ago.
	And we said, you know, you have some fair criticisms.
	Potholder58?
	56.
	And we invited him on the program.
	He didn't come on the program, but he just released another video.
	He was saying, when are you going to address this?
	Well, I finally got around to seeing it, and I thought...
	He was addressing maybe some of our climate change science we were talking about yesterday, the prediction now that the Earth is going to cool about 0.5 degrees due to solar activity.
	It turns out...
	It was from an article written in 2015, and it wasn't even mine.
	So I guess, listen, he's still welcome to come on.
	We invited him on.
	As we do anyone who goes out there and issues an informed rebuttal, or of course our rule is if we ever issue a rebuttal or we ever draw first blood, we always allow someone to come on the program.
	I was doing all the booking last year when this all first happened, and I actually reached out to him and he didn't want to come on saying basically science is science and fact and whether it's there to discuss.
	So the social justice warrior technique.
	Yeah.
	That's his YouTube comment left.
	By the way, lots of professionals communicate with YouTube.
	That's the thing.
	And I guess he went and said, actually, I said I would do it, but I'm busy.
	I travel.
	You know, like, listen.
	Gary Sinise is busy.
	Ted Cruz is busy.
	Clint Howard, everyone's busy.
	But people make time.
	And I know, usually, for example, you booked Mark Duplass, Sally Cohn.
	What's the process like in booking people who disagree?
	Usually I say, I want to come back.
	And they say, yes.
	And they say, Thursday at 2.
	And I say, cool.
	It's not usually 10 emails going back and forth about tournaments.
	Is that what happened here?
	That was not what happened here.
	You basically wanted to have you let them know everything you wanted to say, which I don't know if you know much about debates.
	That's not usually, generally the format.
	No, or even roundtable discussions.
	Yeah, it's just, I don't know.
	I didn't have time to go back with them six times.
	Prep?
	And come on.
	No, so, you're welcome to come on, but listen, I'm not going to do a debate or argue over email or the YouTube comment section.
	We can't do that.
	That's why Ben Shapiro doesn't debate every Black Lives Matter person on Twitter.
	But, Podholler58, you're welcome to come on the show.
	That's all.
	People are asking about it, and I'd love that you're going to say.
	I hope he does, otherwise it's intellectually dishonest.
	You can't just do something and then hide, you know?
	Yeah, you know, I mean, and some of his criticisms are right.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	And some of them, you know, like, listen, I believe in climate change.
	I've said that.
	So that's something that can be corrected in person that can't be corrected via YouTube videos.
	Like, he doesn't believe in climate change.
	No, I do.
	Yeah.
	Oh, oh, and then the discussion is different.
	Yeah, and that's how we all learn.
	Hey, speaking of discussions, Netherlands.
	The Netherlands...
	Netherlands, not the Neanderthals.
	No, whenever I read this, for some reason my brain wants to say Neanderthals.
	Neanderthals.
	Delegates at the National Union of Teachers annual conference passed a motion to promote, bring this up here, to promote lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender issues to children starting at nursery school age two.
	So again, while we're talking about the idea of progressivism economically, socially...
	I mean, at what point have you had your jump-the-shark moment?
	They want to teach your two-year-olds.
	Let's give them the benefit of the doubt.
	Say, well, they probably won't.
	Maybe four or five.
	They're only going to teach kids about trainees at four or five.
	Still, I think story time's a little bit problematic at that point.
	Okay, kids, so this week let's continue with our adventures of Timmy.
	Okay?
	Timmy, the little boy bear, always knew that he was different from the others out there.
	Because Timmy, deep down, you see, secretly wanted to be Tiffany.
	He wants to be a girl?
	Each day he went home, he'd wear little girls' clothes.
	He'd even put on makeup and paint all his toes.
	Until one day, finally, Timmy confessed to his mom with a frown.
	But unfazed, she looked at him and said, We're going downtown.
	See, Mom was enthused, much to Timmy's surprise.
	When they pulled into the doctor's office, it brought tears to his eyes.
	My uncle's a doctor.
	Timmy explained all for hours, exclaimed until he was blue.
	After listening intently, what did the doctor do?
	Did he make him a princess?
	Maybe.
	He severed his cock...
	And replaced it with a non-functioning vagina, which the body never fully accepts.
	It actually continually tries to close it as a wound.
	So Timmy had to keep reopening it with this medical device.
	It's basically a dildo.
	It comes with a litany of problems.
	Sexual pleasure is just never again.
	So when Timmy realized that he'd never even have the possibility of achieving an orgasm, he drank a bottle of Percocet and hung himself.
	Get your crap together, Netherlands.
	Speaking of getting their act together.
	The face from Gerald was so...
	I wish we could have cut.
	He was just...
	Speaking of places that don't have their crap together, We've talked about them at length this week.
	Their capabilities, their weapons capabilities, what their moves are, whether it's just kind of saber-rattling.
	We've talked about that a lot, so you can watch that on The Daily Show, who are Mug Club members.
	But something that I didn't know, someone informed me, and maybe I'm really stupid that I didn't know this.
	Maybe everybody knows this.
	Maybe everyone knows.
	Did you guys know this before this?
	No.
	Okay, my father made me aware of this.
	There is an actual law in North Korea.
	This is really the law that no one else can even have the Kim Jong-un haircut.
	That's...
	You are legally barred in North Korea from having that haircut.
	Which makes sense.
	You're going, why did he have that haircut?
	He just had to patent the haircut and create a law.
	So legally in North Korea, you can't have that haircut.
	And to Kim Jong-un, and I guess really to his detractors, I'll say, let it never be said that he didn't provide any kind of a valuable service to humanity.
	So Kim Jong-un, we thank you.
	Thank you, dear leader.
	Gavin McGinnis coming up next, then Clint Howard.
	For breaking news on Louder with Crowder, I'm Perry Matheson.
	In the wake of multiple sexual harassment allegations and large cash settlements, the Murdochs of Foxes opted to release Bill O'Reilly from his nightly news contract.
	Bill O'Reilly was quick to procure new employment, however, most recently seen as a Universal Studios tour guide.
	And that is it for us today.
	And we will leave you with a...
	Hey mister, what's that shark over there?
	I don't know what that is.
	I've never seen that.
	But isn't that supposed to be from the movie Jaws?
	I don't know what that means!
	But it's supposed to be moving on the ride.
	It looks like it's broken.
	F***ing thing sucks!
	Truly, old habits die hard.
	We'll keep you abreast as this story unfolds.
	From Outer with Powder, I'm Harry Malhot. - I don't know why, but apparently robots have I'm Harry Malhot. - I don't know why, but apparently robots have a problem with this I always see that in the days.
	Why are they always so rusty?
	And I don't know why the bump is the exact same as yesterday.
	Someone's getting fired.
	I love our next guest.
	We have him on quite often.
	Him and Ben Shapiro are probably our most regular guests.
	You can watch his daily show over there at compoundmedia.com with Anthony Comey and all those guys.
	Gavin McGinnis, how are you, sir?
	I'm great.
	How are you doing?
	I'm doing well.
	I'm glad to see you again with the facial hair.
	There was a period there when you did the shave, and it almost looked like a hairless mouse.
	Yeah, I'm not attractive, and that is why the Lord granted me the ability to grow a fake face.
	So I can grow a chin and a distraction from the wrinkly sort of a...
	I look like Donald Sutherland with AIDS most of the time.
	Donald Sutherland looks like Donald Sutherland with AIDS. He actually had a lake house when we were young.
	I don't know if you know, Lake Massawipi is just north of Montreal.
	Is there a Magog?
	Remember Magog?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Donald Sutherland had a lake right there on Lake Massawippee.
	That's where I told the story.
	I was sure I was going to die in the kayak.
	Have you ever had that?
	We'll get to talk about Antifa.
	I know you want to talk about that.
	Have you ever had a moment?
	And I don't mean like, oh my God, I'm going to die.
	This was me in a kayak.
	This is a true story.
	On Lake Massawippee, a baseball throwaway from Donald Sutherland's house.
	There was a kayak at this cottage.
	It wasn't ours, but it was one of those enclosed kayaks.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Where it's not open.
	And I remember just kind of, I'll go out, do this.
	I went out.
	I tipped over.
	I thought, I'm going to tip myself back up.
	And I couldn't.
	And I was upside down, and water was going in my nose, and I couldn't get out of this kayak.
	And I remember thinking, literally, I had a moment, it's like everything went calm, and I thought, oh my god, my dad is only 40 feet away from me on shore, at a fire.
	I'm going to die here right now, and no one's going to know.
	No one is going to know that right now, this is how it ends.
	Have you ever had a moment with death like that?
	Yes, I have.
	I was in Sandbanks, Ontario, and I was riding...
	Sandbanks?
	I remember Sandbanks.
	For the first time ever.
	And the way those are designed is when you fall off, they veer left.
	So this was veering left, but the wind was so strong that it was still going away, even with the veer.
	So I was swimming at it, and then I thought, oh, just take off this stupid bulky life jacket, and then I can swim at it and catch it.
	Well, I ran out of energy chasing it, and I started...
	I started panicking, and I remember going, I was taking rests underwater, so I was going, and going underwater for a resting time, and then And I remember vividly, I could see my parents seeing it in the paper the next day, like, Ontario boy drowns in sandbanks, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, well, I'm glad.
	So it's very, first off, two constants there with our stories.
	We both thought, oh, we can handle it.
	You thought, oh, I'll just swim, I'll catch it.
	No, it didn't really take into account physics.
	Just like me with the kayak.
	I don't know why I thought I was a trained kayakist.
	And there is almost a moment of not your life flashes before your eyes, but calm.
	Like you would think you're just thinking about the panic.
	But like me, you were thinking they're going to read about it in the paper.
	That's the thing that crosses your mind.
	Like, oh my God, this is it.
	It is, and it's something you never forget.
	Yeah.
	How did you get back up?
	I don't understand kayaks.
	Are you supposed to wear a life jacket, and the life jacket brings you back up?
	No, there's a technique where you, people, if you watch them, you know, when they're doing the White River kayaking, they just kind of, they torque their paddle, and it gets them up.
	But I was deep enough where I couldn't hit sand, and I don't know.
	I don't even remember, honestly.
	I couldn't, I just panicked.
	Maybe I came out and just said, to hell with this, and pushed the kayak away to Sutherland's house.
	I don't remember, but I'm still alive.
	There you go.
	Near-death stories with Gavin and Crowder.
	Not quite the same as Tim Kennedy's.
	Gavin, you've been talking a lot this week about Antifa, or Antifa, however they pronounce it.
	Inform us.
	How to pronounce it?
	How to pronounce it and what's been going on with them.
	The narrative from the left side is that we had a big rumble in the jungle on April 15th in Berkeley and they showed up to fight and we showed up to fight and we happened to win that particular one.
	Oh, were you there?
	No.
	When I say we, I mean Proud Boys.
	Okay, got it.
	Was he the shirtless guy in the American flag shorts punching air?
	Did you see that guy?
	That guy was pathetic, come on.
	I sort of was, in spirit.
	But what really happened was, our guys went there, right?
	Lawrence Southern, Baked Alaska, all the speakers, Latinos for Trump, and the mayor had them all disarmed.
	He said it was in order to ensure there's no violence, but it was, in fact, to ensure violence.
	He disarmed the speakers?
	Disarmed speakers and all the supporters, all the Trump people.
	Well, that's—but in California, if I'm not mistaken, I know in Los Angeles, there's pretty much no way to carry unless you get permission from a sheriff.
	So I would doubt that many of them— I'm talking about—I'm talking about you couldn't wear a helmet.
	You couldn't bring a shield.
	They were taking every sign away, like every single thing, stripped, checked.
	You couldn't have—you couldn't be concealing pepper spray, nothing, right?
	Now the Antifa guys wait in the perimeter outside of this weapons check— Fully armed to the teeth.
	With everything.
	Like bricks.
	I saw a guy with a lance.
	They had plastic bags.
	They were putting plastic bags over people's heads.
	They were trying to murder people.
	How else do you expect them to kill people when they live in their mother's basement?
	They are resourceful.
	Mom, give me the Trader Joe bags!
	So, we do the talk.
	It goes down, much to their chagrin.
	And by the way, if they wanted to have a talk, we wouldn't even bother going.
	I don't care if you want to have a Trump is Hitler meeting.
	Go nuts.
	But then we had to get out.
	And they had us surrounded.
	So, everyone fought their way out.
	Let the woman and children go.
	And then they thought, let's just stay and kick their ass.
	And they did.
	Yeah, I think there's some...
	We talked about that.
	Like, it's one thing...
	Do you think we can tell the Antifa story now, Jared?
	Do you think it's a good idea?
	I think you're fine.
	Okay, well, we were at South by Southwest.
	This is true.
	And I don't know if you saw, we broadcast live from there with Tim Kennedy.
	And while we were broadcasting live at this cafe in Austin...
	I'm, if people go back, they can actually see where I'm looking off camera and I'm talking.
	I say, I think that waitress is a fan.
	I thought she was trying to kick us off the property.
	Well, what happened is we're broadcasting and the owner of this cafe gets a poster from Antifa and it has our faces on it.
	And it said something to the effect of notify us.
	If you find these people, all us alt-right, all right, neo-Nazi racists, we're probably more reviled by the, the alt-right than many other conservatives.
	And, um, and, and this happened while we were broadcasting there.
	And the thing is, I don't think they knew, I think they were passing it out at random.
	They were passing these flyers out at 10 and they didn't even see us live broadcasting.
	Then after that, we go to this private place where we can get in with our badges.
	And I'm sitting down.
	And I was kind of unaware.
	It had been a long day.
	And Jared, not gay Jared, and Sound Guy Edwards said, you need to get out of here.
	You need to get out of here.
	I said, what?
	They said, go, go.
	And someone had come up and snapped a picture and ran off.
	And, you know, if you look on Twitter, we could kind of see the rumbling.
	So I actually had armed security just getting me out of town because we didn't have a gang of people who were going to fight back.
	So no one...
	He hates them more than I do.
	But I also find it silly when people are there looking for fights and everyone's throwing dumpsters.
	It's like, eh, come on.
	No, no, but we weren't looking for a fight.
	They were shoving a dumpster at us.
	Yeah, but when there's five people kicking a downed Antifa, you know, in the face, it's like, all right, fight him off and move on.
	That never happened.
	There was no kicking an Antifa in the face after he was down.
	Oh, I saw, I saw, well, unless it was a Trump guy with a bandana on his face, I saw a guy getting kicked in the face.
	Okay, well then it wasn't us doing that.
	This is the lie that spreads around is that we were looking for a fight.
	They have been picking fights with us again and again and again, especially in Berkeley.
	And eventually you go, you know what?
	Yes, I am available for violence if you would like.
	And you retaliate.
	It's all in self-defense.
	Well, I don't, you know, Kevin, you're not a particularly large man.
	I don't know if it's in your best interest to be available for violence, you know, call here.
	I would, you know, I say this, I'm sure you're probably crazy, which beats big every time, but...
	I could kick your ass.
	This is entirely possible if we add...
	It would be like a little...
	I'd be like a Jack Terrier up against a...
	I don't know what you are, like a St.
	Bernard.
	Instead of another fist under his beard like Chuck Norris, he has like dirty syringes, I picture him.
	He has dirty needles.
	Yeah, like you would be trying to bite me and I will have already gone under and eaten your balls.
	I think that says more about...
	That just makes you gay.
	That's going to make you a good fighter.
	I don't care as long as I win.
	That's fair.
	You are right, though.
	I mean, I did see some...
	I do think there's some people looking for fights, and I don't think that's a good idea, just because, listen, as someone who's trained in combat for a long time, as soon as a lot of friends on the show, obviously, we have Georges St-Pierre, we have Tim Kennedy, we have Chael Sonnen, there's just...
	It doesn't matter how tough you are, one of these guys can pull out a knife, you know?
	So if you can avoid it, it's great.
	But they are looking for it, and even myself, I mean...
	You can't really find a more reasonable, pretty fair-minded show than this.
	We have liberals on all the time, and they wanted us to get our asses kicked.
	Exactly.
	You can only put up with it for so long.
	And again, we didn't go there looking for a fight.
	We went there to have a Patriots rally with a bunch of speakers.
	We've never been to any of their stupid things.
	We don't show up at a Black Lives Matter thing and start throwing bricks and macing people the way they do.
	But eventually, these people, they don't want to debate.
	They've said that very explicitly.
	We don't want to debate.
	And they were doing these things like there was this one guy with a bike lock, and he was dipping out from between people.
	Hard metal or like the wire?
	The wire lock.
	Oh, that's rough, yeah.
	And he's opening up people's heads with it and then running away.
	Now, the beauty of 4chan is it's an army of autists.
	And this weaponized autism goes through all the pictures.
	They've now identified the bike lock man.
	Yeah.
	Eric Cartel or something like that.
	Catrell.
	Anyway, he's got charges against him now.
	The victim of bike lock man is now charging bike lock man.
	And we're finding all these other people that were involved by going through frame after frame after frame.
	A lot of teachers.
	Yeah.
	This guy with the bike lock was an ethics professor.
	Yeah.
	You just corrected me misusing I'm sorry.
	You just said uh-ethics professor.
	Come on, Gavin.
	You're remarkably inconsistent.
	No, he teaches a type of ethics that has a very tiny H in front of it that you probably didn't hear me say.
	But it's Hispanic ethics and it's not ethics.
	So it's uh-ethics professor.
	Well, now the appropriate I'm sorry.
	My apologies.
	I misunderstood you.
	I misunderstood you, man.
	We don't pronounce our H like that.
	It's the way that your air moves around in the hair.
	In the hair.
	My mom's the same thing.
	It's true.
	And then she adds a plural where there is none.
	Do you want to have a shrimps?
	No.
	Why?
	You never use an S when it's needed.
	And now it just appears.
	I like how French Canadians always say, I won't swear on your show, but they say, that's it.
	That's all.
	F-M-All.
	I know.
	That's exactly.
	That's it.
	That's all.
	True.
	That's not a colloquialism that we have.
	No, it's not.
	Okay, well listen.
	I just set off the Siri thing.
	How did I do that?
	Alexa.
	Did I say Alexa?
	I don't know.
	They're always listening.
	You know that that thing is always listening unless you tell it not to listen.
	So even when you're not saying Alexa, it's listening to the whole room.
	Just unplug it.
	It just makes an executive decision.
	I could be lying.
	No, but it is true.
	I did find that out with Google Home and Alexa.
	They're like, it listens and it learns.
	And if you want to mute it, it's in the fine print.
	You have to say, hey, mute yourself.
	And it fights you on it.
	I don't know why those things exist.
	You can't Google a question.
	It doesn't make sense.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's pretty silly.
	So, Gavin, we have to go here pretty soon.
	What do you think is the endgame here with Antifa?
	I will say, I feel somewhat vindicated because I've dealt with Antifa before.
	It was just known as Michigan Unions.
	And I think now everyone's just seeing the left for who they are.
	And I think you saw Berkeley before.
	This is not the first time.
	There were no charges brought against these people.
	So right now, it's really only because of political pressure.
	They're going, all right, we have to charge some of them.
	What do you think will happen?
	How far does this go?
	I am very optimistic, as usual.
	And I think what's happening is the smart, normal people within the anarchist left are realizing, my movement is populated with sadistic psychos.
	And the smart ones will become libertarian or bonafide anarchists who want less government.
	And the loonies will always be loony, but I think we've now fractured this far-left movement and showed them that half of them are tranny porn stars who have lobster fists up their orifices.
	Or a fi.
	Or a fi.
	Get right with your corrections.
	That is Gavin McGinnis at compoundmedia.com.
	Thank you very much, brother.
	You look good with the beard.
	You look like a Viking.
	Hope to see you soon, okay?
	And you call me gay.
	Oh, well, listen.
	A little bit is okay.
	It's a spritz.
	Oh.
	You've heard me say this for the last couple weeks.
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	Not gay, Jared.
	And we can't even hear you.
	Is your microphone not on?
	He can't even reach over to the microphone.
	Look, he's reaching.
	He's reaching.
	There you go.
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	Happy birthday to you!
	Happy birthday to you!
	Happy birthday dear Clint Howard and Hitler!
	Happy birthday to you!
	For those who don't know, next guest.
	Not the corpse of Hitler, but Clint Howard.
	Yes!
	Wow.
	There was a modicum of talent.
	A modicum.
	Thank you very much.
	We appreciate it.
	Did you know that we were just talking with Gavin McGinnis about it?
	You share the same birthday as the Fuhrer.
	Adolf Hitler, yes.
	You know, and very fortunate that the fellows and the ladies that participated in the...
	Decriminalization of cannabis.
	They took 420 is their day.
	So it beats the hell out of being born on Adolf Hitler's birthday.
	I guess.
	Do you partake in the cannabis?
	I have two artificial hips and I live in the state of California.
	Okay, we will do with that what we meant.
	The medications that I take is between me and my doctor.
	Yes, exactly.
	What are you doing?
	Is Edward the sound guy?
	Edward the sound guy has a party.
	Where'd you find the party hat?
	Edward just took a selfie.
	He's just having no one's own selfies every year.
	Because it's Adolf Hitler's birthday, you're dressing up in a pointy hat.
	He was prepared.
	Well, happy birthday, Clint.
	You know, it's funny.
	We had you on the show last time.
	It was actually the first time we met, and gosh, we got so much feedback, which is rare for something that's non-controversial.
	You know, usually we get feedback if either some news breaks or there's an argument, but we just had a friendly conversation, and so many people were demanding that we get Clint Howard back.
	Well, I don't know.
	Were they holding guns when they were making that demand?
	I don't know.
	They could have enhanced us, for all we know, on the Twitter.
	Hey, listen, I'll tell you what.
	I span a couple of generations of people.
	I mean, I got a tax return from 1961.
	So, in fact, you know, the range and just, I don't know, I've affected a lot of people.
	Yeah, the catalog of work that you've been in is remarkable.
	I mean, there's so many things we can...
	What?
	What's so funny?
	Well, catalog.
	The catalog of material.
	I heard her music.
	Some friends of mine are in a band, and I heard them referring to my work as a catalog.
	And that, to me, is kind of lame, to be honest.
	The last time I looked through a catalog was before internet pornography in the Sears lingerie section.
	Oh, JCPenney!
	And you want to know the truth?
	This is true.
	I swear this is a true story.
	There was a lady, you know, I would look in the ladies' underwear section when I was a kid, and there was a lady, she was like half Asian, and she appeared in all of them, and I was walking through the mall with my mother, and there was a poster with her, but she was just like advertising for jeans, but I knew it was the underwear girl.
	You thought you caught her.
	And I looked away.
	I couldn't look my mom in the eye for like a week.
	I swear that's true.
	And there was no camel toe or anything like that?
	Well, I know.
	Probably not back then.
	They didn't have Photoshop.
	Clint, so you were bent.
	You were bent as a child.
	This is true.
	I don't think bent.
	I mean, you're just looking at a lady in underwear.
	It's not like today where kids, it's just the most disgusting, depressed stuff.
	You knew the lineups.
	You knew the rosters.
	I did, I did.
	I did.
	You recognized the players.
	You didn't even need a scorecard.
	I did.
	I said, that Lois Jeans, she's the number one draft pick.
	I know that woman.
	Hey, speaking of which, so you were talking about Off Air, how you've kind of, you just shot, was it a film or a TV show, and you worked again with Charlie Sheen, and it had been a while.
	Yes.
	I got to work with Charlie again after, I don't know, over 25 years.
	We did a Crackle TV movie.
	It's being streamed online on Crackle.
	And Charlie and Leah Remy is in it.
	Oh, really?
	We've been actually trying to get her as a guest on the show, but she was so swamped because of the Scientology thing, remember?
	It was like everyone wanted her.
	Oh yeah, I know.
	And I'll tell you what, she's a good guest because she's sure forthright about it and she's a good conversationalist.
	I can work on that if you want.
	I mean, it's not that big a deal.
	I actually think King of Queens is one of the most underrated sitcoms ever.
	So I was a huge fan.
	Oh, stop it.
	Look, she's your friend.
	Don't go.
	Well, yeah, you're, you know.
	Jerry Stiller?
	That's a big category you just mentioned.
	Well, underrated in the sense that, you know, Everybody Loves Raymond is great.
	And King of Queens kind of, you know, preceded it, so no one even thought of it.
	But when you go back and watch it, it still stands up.
	Well, yeah.
	You know, it was good writers.
	Yeah.
	They were still that generation of good, you know, Bam Bam sitcom writing.
	But anyway, with Charlie, I knew Charlie when he was still living at his mom and dad's house.
	Now, is this his actual mom and dad's house, or is this what he calls his guest house where he keeps the porn stars?
	No, no, no.
	Charlie is to cut down to size.
	No, this was...
	See, I worked in a movie called The Wraith.
	And he was a young star coming up.
	And I'm a little older than Charlie.
	And he looked up to me.
	And he said something to me that might have been kind of embarrassing to somebody.
	But I blew it off.
	And he appreciated that.
	And I always understood the way Charlie thought.
	Yeah.
	And I could understand kind of the bizarreness that was Charlie.
	And I get it.
	Yeah.
	And also, I'm one of the few people that can look him in the eye and say, Charlie, you're full of crap, man.
	Knock that off now.
	Now, we went years and years without really seeing each other.
	I went one direction, he went another.
	And it took us about 10 minutes on the set of this Crackle thing for us to realize, wow, we can finish each other's sentences.
	Clint, I love you, but is there like a magnetic pole that takes you off frame every time you're on the show?
	You just veering.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You just keep veering.
	Well, I'm seeing the little monitor provided.
	I thought I was in the frame.
	I'm sorry.
	No, don't apologize.
	You look there.
	Was it like one eye?
	Yeah, it was good.
	Was it one eye?
	Yeah, it looked like a 90s action movie cover.
	You know, just the one eye, dramatic lighting.
	Fellini!
	Yes!
	I'm over here like dialing it up like, come on!
	Clint!
	John K. James is sitting there.
	I see him.
	He's like, go back!
	Hey, well, Charlie Sheen, he was actually on a show that's called The Flipside with Michael Loftus.
	It was syndicated for a little while.
	It was kind of a right-leaning comedy show.
	And he talked about being more conservative libertarian.
	Obviously, as someone who's one of the more outspoken right-leaning celebrities in Hollywood, did that come up at all?
	A little bit.
	I wouldn't say he's jumped the reservation, but he's taken views that are way beyond the pale, and he holds to them.
	But also, he calls a spade a spade, and he chuckles at some of the stuff that the progressive movement is doing, although there's a lot of things that he believes That what they're doing is correct.
	I mean, Emilio is a progressive.
	His dad, he comes, he took kind of a conservative approach on things, in my opinion, on things mostly are libertarian and solid.
	Yeah, you should think that way.
	Although he was really anti-gun, which surprised me.
	When they took his guns away, it's going to make you anti-gun.
	Yeah, I guess.
	It kind of changes your view because you can't have access to it.
	He cooled his heels.
	Yeah, he cooled his heels on weapons.
	I think he had some trouble where he was shooting some guns when he wasn't supposed to be.
	Yeah, I just think of that as Hollywood.
	I mean, that's a good old...
	That's what happens over there at Eminem's studio every Tuesday.
	So, okay, so that was a lot of fun to rekindle that.
	What has it been like?
	I mean, last time we had you on...
	You know, was it before Donald Trump had actually been inaugurated?
	I think so.
	It was right then.
	And you said, you know, you were really curious to see how people react in that town because they were already starting to lose their minds.
	What has it been like out there for you?
	Is it entertaining?
	Well, they've kept losing their minds.
	It's grating.
	So it's grating at this point.
	It's no longer entertaining.
	No, it's gone beyond entertainment.
	And I don't know, they're doing exactly what the playbook says, and that is just harass and harangue, and they don't pay attention to conversation, and they don't pay attention to sort of the narrative as it's laid out truthfully.
	They all tend to kind of listen to their own people.
	And make up their own things and then believe what they see on the cover of Variety.
	I mean, well, you can't fit that much on the cover variety if there's a tranny on there nowadays, and that's half their catalogs.
	Well, you can put Chelsea Clinton, you know.
	Oh, that's right!
	That's right.
	Yeah, they did a little—it wasn't Chelsea Clinton and the tranny.
	It was just Chelsea Clinton.
	Yeah, well, Chelsea Clinton kind of takes the full spread.
	You need to use a wide-angle lens.
	Yeah, yes.
	Well, they made her really pretty.
	They made her really pretty.
	Well, they made Caitlyn Jenner really pretty.
	I'll tell you what, no, they have not let up on Donald Trump, and maybe in time they will.
	I think the public is still continuing to not only give him a break, but support him.
	And they're certainly not supporting the narrative that the media is throwing out there.
	Yeah, well, they certainly don't even acknowledge that they're biased.
	I think a few do, though.
	Let me ask you this.
	Since we're talking about, you know, it's Hitler's birthday, I guess, in honor of Hitler's birthday, that's the wrong word to use, but people are kind of, you know, in the entertainment industry in Hollywood, there are actual meetings of conservatives, and it's almost like drawing half the Christian fish and someone completing it.
	Are you seeing more?
	Are people now kind of drawn half that fish?
	Like, are you?
	I feel as though I've gotten more letters from people that I can't even name who would surprise folks out there who are now thinking of coming out of the closet.
	Have you sensed that just because the left has gone so far?
	It's like, all right, you know what?
	Whatever at this point.
	Well, you know, I think generally conservative people just kind of want to mind their own business and do their work.
	Yeah.
	And live their life.
	I think the way that the progressives have picked on Trump has really irritated a lot of people.
	Listen, I'm not in the mainstream of Hollywood.
	I kind of live here in a residential area of Burbank.
	I live a half a mile from the high school where I graduated and a half a mile from the hospital where I was delivered.
	Yeah.
	So I'm not...
	My fingers aren't really on the pulse of...
	4chan now knows where you live.
	4chan now knows where he lives.
	I don't know if you've seen these people.
	These are the people that can find anything.
	Have you heard that story?
	They found all the Antifa protesters.
	They found the Shia LaBeouf.
	Did you...
	Because, you know, he did that.
	He will not divide a steal.
	And we went there and we hijacked his feed.
	And then after that, he moved his feed to London.
	People found it right away online.
	He's an online activist.
	And then he moved the feed, I swear to you.
	This is what they can do online now, Clint.
	They just put a flag up that said, he will not divide us.
	And people online looked at the jetway patterns, zoomed in, found the brand of plane that was flying, found the proximity, drove around that proximity, honking a horn until someone heard it on the webcam and found it within two days.
	So they can find you now, Clint.
	Well, and that's, listen, that's rudimentary.
	Also, I'm sure that in the background, there's stuff on my bulletin board.
	And if you digitally capture it and you want to zoom in, I don't think I have anything there that I really am ashamed of.
	So I'll look again.
	But no, I'm okay.
	I got a telephone bill.
	I just mean I don't want them to find wherever you live and kill you.
	That's what I'm saying.
	That's the problem.
	Maybe they would find me and hire me.
	That would be cool.
	That would be cool.
	I don't think they're going to find you and hijack your memorabilia unless they're O.J. Simpson.
	That's kind of his calling code.
	Well, okay, so what are you working on next?
	I mean, the body of work, for people who don't know, just go on IMDb.
	It's overwhelming.
	So what are you working on next, or what should people be looking for you in?
	Well, you know, I heard a rumor that my brother is getting ready to do a picture, and it involves Americans in America, which is really wonderful.
	I mean, only because, listen, I'm a team player, and if it doesn't make sense, I mean, there's nothing for me in Da Vinci Code.
	There's nothing for me in, oh, Heart of the Sea, really.
	So anyway, but this one I think is going to be here and I'm kind of excited.
	Hopefully it's going to unfold pretty quick.
	I worked on, Billy Ray Cyrus does a little TV series for country music television.
	And it's called Still the King.
	And it's a goofy style.
	It's kind of like My Name is Earl.
	It's fun.
	And I'm playing a character that is very reminiscent of as crazy as Clint Howard can play.
	My hair goes out.
	I play a guy named Crazy.
	My first name's Crazy.
	And my last name's Dave.
	Crazy Dave.
	Crazy Dave.
	And he's just absolutely just nuts.
	In fact, I did two episodes this past year and they did a thing.
	They gave me Ship of Fools.
	I had an idea of having this character do like ships in a bottle, except they'd be like from Deliverance, the canoe.
	Oh, God.
	You know, like the life, the pod in Captain Phillips.
	Was this an idea so much as just copy-pasting your pastime?
	Because it seems as though you're being involved.
	Just weird.
	So these guys on the last day of wrap, they presented me with a copy of, it was inside of an old wine bottle, there's a deliverance seat.
	Oh, gosh.
	I hate that film.
	And you know why I hate that film?
	Here's another true story.
	I was with my ex-girlfriend at the time, and I just heard about, you know, you hear Deliverance.
	It's ubiquitous, right?
	Everyone talks about it.
	It's kind of one of those movies, like Apocalypse Now, Deliverance.
	Well, I didn't know why Deliverance was a film that everyone remembered.
	And I remember I was like, yeah, let's get Deliverance.
	And I came home with my ex-girlfriend.
	I was at her house, and her dad and her mom were there.
	And they were like, oh, you're going to watch a movie?
	He said, yeah, you're more than welcome to join us.
	We'd all watch movies.
	And her dad goes, what'd you rent?
	I said, Deliverance.
	He said, with Jon Voight?
	I said, yeah.
	He said, you ever seen it before?
	I said, no.
	He said, Sylvia, we're going to watch Deliverance tonight.
	And then I was sitting there with my ex-girlfriend's mom.
	And by the time it got around to the piggy squeal, I just wanted to crawl into my own body and die.
	Were you dating Amish?
	No.
	No, I was dating...
	But it's just an uncomfortable scene to watch.
	I mean, it's as uncomfortable...
	Oh, a little squeal like a pig.
	What does it bother people?
	Come on.
	I guess for Clint Howard, it's not that big a deal.
	But for a 16-year-old...
	I'm in the entertainment business, so I guess I have a different perspective than you.
	As a kid, I could imagine.
	You've probably seen worse in the green room out there in the entertainment industry.
	I've performed the worst.
	All right.
	Well, listen, we don't have a ton of time, so we'll have to talk about that when we have you back next time, and we'll frame you up perfectly.
	Clint Howard, thank you so much.
	Hey, and I also wouldn't mind getting political a little bit, too, you know?
	I mean, I want to talk about the Vagina Museum.
	Oh, well, okay.
	Well, before we go...
	I was on the...
	It was catch and release and you were really going back in.
	No, no, no.
	Listen, I know hopefully the Vagina Museum will stay afloat a while longer because I think there's just an unlimited opportunity to make pilgrimages there and, you know, tribute.
	Yes.
	Because is there anything better in the world than what they're talking about?
	Um...
	You know, when you make it like 12 feet high in plaster, all of a sudden it's off-putting.
	You know, they're taking something that we love and ruining it.
	Bring it on, baby!
	So did Elvis!
	Ha!
	Alright, well, yeah, next time we can talk political.
	I tried to talk political.
	I thought you wanted to veer off, but next time we will do that, you tell us exactly what you want to talk about.
	Clint Howard.
	Hey, big fun.
	Thank you so much, Clint.
	Clint Howard dictates the day.
	Next time, Clint Howard's birthday.
	Wish him a happy birthday, however you can, but that's music.
	That means we're going to wrap this up after this.
	It just isn't done that well.
	Welcome to Wild at Large.
	On the Nature Network, narrated by Jasper Pront. .
	Oh, the water buffalo.
	A powerful, if oft misunderstood creature, also known by its scientific name, Chankus Uyghurus.
	Chankus?
	Chankus?
	We can do a pick-up on that, right?
	Yes, Jasper.
	Cenkus Uygurus, deriving from the Latin terminology to insinuate of poor integrity.
	Mostly known as a docile, gentle, overall agreeable creature.
	One finding itself amidst adversity, however, transforms into a bombastic, disagreeable, formidable prick.
	Dammit, Jasper.
	Just do the lines.
	No, no, I'm telling you.
	I was on a safari out there in India.
	I don't know if you call it a safari.
	We were in a jeep, and this thing came up and just started ramming it for no reason.
	Just save the lines.
	I think this is important.
	We're doing our viewers a service here.
	This water buffalo is not what he presents himself to be.
	Some people might think it's a good-natured, agreeable creature just looking to be pet, when really, he's misleading and just looking for a bar fight.
	What are you even talking about, Jasper?
	I'm talking about one of these things when I was out there with the ex-wife and the children almost bull-nosed our SUV right over.
	For no reason before that, we were feeding the damn thing.
	We were supporting its livelihood.
	It just turned on us.
	Went everything against we thought it stood for.
	And then those park rangers fined my ex-wife because she fed them the wrong food and she had the nerve to send me the bill, by God.
	Yes, but just stop.
	Do you know what that's like?
	Do you know what that's like to get a bill six months after an annulment for something you didn't even do?
	Do you know how soul-crushing that is?
	I bet if you did, you'd stop telling me to stop, you smug little sh...
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	All right, glad to be with you.
	Thanks so much to Gavin and Clint Howard.
	Also, your psychiatrist called.
	The medication is ready.
	Pick it up at CVS. Thank you very much.
	Both of them.
	Both of them.
	But I don't think they would deny it.
	They would not.
	I think they, yeah, gotta respect that.
	Yeah.
	Hey, we're all a little bit crazy.
	But not really.
	You're just crazy.
	Thank you so much.
	We have a big week coming up next week.
	We already have some guests, I believe, booked.
	I think we have We have Blair White.
	I think we have Dean Cain.
	We have a New York Times reporter.
	One of the guys who created Greenpeace.
	So we have a lot.
	We have a lot coming up this next week.
	We also have some pretty big events that you'll be seeing here.
	Specials here on YouTube.
	And of course, those who are subscribed behind Mug Club.
	Thanks so much for the support.
	We need it now with YouTube more than ever.
	They're shutting down voices of opposition, trying to crowd out small voices.
	We talked about that with Karen Strong.
	Hey, you were bringing up a point, and I thought it was a good point.
	And I've written an article.
	I wrote an article for Fox News a long time ago when I used to work there about how leftists want to keep you in big cities.
	And it's actually by design.
	That's why they create these welfare programs.
	That's why they want you on public transit.
	They want you dependent on the government.
	And that's why you do see there's a multitude of reasons where liberal enclaves exist in big cities.
	And you were talking about something kind of in addendum.
	Yeah, I was hanging out at a downtown, and we went to this park where there's food trucks and stuff, and there's people throwing footballs and Frisbees and eating and having fun, and people who knew each other, people who didn't know each other, and it's just a big group of people hanging out, kind of like a big outdoor party.
	I'm thinking, I'm like, you know, I bet you there's very few conservatives here.
	I bet you most of these people around just looking at...
	I just wouldn't bet there's a lot of conservatives here.
	And I think, knowing people in my family, knowing people I know, conservatives, I don't think, tend to go to those kind of things.
	I think there's a big problem, I think, with conservatives who tend to stay home, bunker up.
	And keep themselves.
	And they kind of expect, I think, Fox News and things to indoctrinate people with conservatism.
	And they don't really get out and share things.
	They don't hang out at such events.
	I think, first of all, I wouldn't say conservative.
	I'd say even just opposing viewpoints in most of these big cities.
	But yeah, I mean, here's the thing, too, with sort of Clint Howard was talking about this.
	With libertarians, you know, conservatives, they really want you to leave them alone, right?
	They don't want you very involved with their life.
	So you have that component to it.
	Then, again, we've talked about how we have conservatives, we have libertarians, we have sort of populists.
	There's such a wide, we have constitutionalists, there's such a wide spectrum as opposed to the left right now.
	You know, there really is no room for someone even like a Dave Rubin.
	There would be no room for a JFK on the left today.
	It's very narrow.
	They're very extreme.
	They are far more extreme than the spectrum of conservatives.
	So that also adds to it where I think, I don't know who it was who said this, it's kind of like trying to herd cats.
	Because you encourage them to think differently.
	You encourage them to argue.
	You encourage them to question authority.
	You encourage them to effectively be contrarian and use the Socratic method as we do on this show.
	And then you're like, hey, can we band together for this?
	No!
	So you have that component, and then you have the component where conservatives just don't tend to want to live in big cities because they like their freedom.
	They like their independence.
	I just love the New York subway.
	Most conservatives are going to say, good for you.
	I like having a car.
	When I lived in New York City, people would say, the subway system is so convenient.
	I can leave from my house on the Upper East Side, and I can be down in Midtown on 6th Avenue in 25 minutes.
	I'm like, great.
	Anywhere else in the country, I can walk out my door four steps into my driveway, and I'm there within three.
	You're talking about a two-mile drive.
	So this is just me.
	I don't like being – I like visiting big cities.
	I don't like being in big cities.
	And, of course, big cities breed dependence.
	You see that.
	You see that with, of course, the intellectual elites as we talk about.
	These people, they avoid rural America, rural anywhere, like the plague.
	It's not even just rural America.
	You see it in Europe now like we're talking about with Le Pen.
	People just thought it was an American redneck thing.
	You're seeing it everywhere where people aren't right in the leftist echo chamber.
	So I think you're right about that.
	And then, furthermore, the right is such an echo chamber like you're talking about Fox News.
	Right now, everyone's fighting about Bill O'Reilly.
	The left is laughing at us because no one cares.
	I mean, Fox News is lucky to pull 3 million viewers.
	The Walking Dead, 15 million.
	Breaking Bad was like 15 million on its last episode.
	It's not even close when you actually account for cable news ratings.
	It's not even close to the kind of cultural programming that we have out there.
	But conservatives, because they stay in their echo chamber, and then they're also free thinkers, critical thinkers, it also lends itself to the point where there's a lot of cannibalization.
	It's like conservatives are on a cannibal island.
	Whereas the left, they're in this, basically, think about them, they're like the North Koreans.
	They're in a communist regime where all of them are going to follow dear leader and for the greater good, they're going to come together and agree and we need to get Hillary elected.
	With the conservatives, you saw a lot of people who opposed Donald Trump.
	Still, why?
	Because, well, he wasn't ideologically consistent.
	And I understand at that point between Hillary and Trump, the support for Trump, but you didn't see that so much with Hillary.
	You didn't see that with Barack Obama.
	They step in line and support their own because it is groupthink versus individualthink.
	So when you take individualthink, like you said, remove them, where they don't interact with other people a whole lot, now you've created an echo chamber, and the only people they have to fight are themselves.
	And that's a big reason why...
	Outside of the recent election, culturally, conservatives have had a really tough time.
	I think there's this mindset that to be a community-minded person means to be like a hippie liberal sitting around singing Kumbaya with their shoes off around a fire.
	I don't think people think of community-minded being like, oh, you know what?
	Let's let's let's go to the block party on our street this year.
	Let's talk with our neighbors.
	Let's converse with them.
	Let's share ideas and opinions and thoughts and let's have them over for dinner.
	And I think liberals tend to be a little bit better about that, better at that kind of thing.
	Well, I think I just think it's their natural habitat being in cities, you know, being in crappy little apartments.
	But I've talked about this before.
	This is important for conservatives out there.
	You can't be complacent.
	We've talked about this when we just performed at the USCCA conference.
	There's the Trump slump for gun companies and for concealed carry.
	Conservatives culturally, they really, the only string they have to play on, the only thing they actually do band together with is being an opposition party.
	So you saw it with Barack Obama.
	And you saw that with, for example, gun sales.
	Well, now that Donald Trump is president, conservatives become complacent.
	And they look to Fox News to save them.
	They look to some transcendent political figure to save them.
	They don't understand that it's a constant cultural battle.
	You're not looking for the Rocky Marciano one overhand right to fix it.
	You need to be flicking that jab this entire time.
	And they're not.
	They're just not doing it.
	And the way it's won, the way these battle, it's a battle of inches.
	We talked about this when I was in Milwaukee at a wedding and I was watching a UFC fight.
	Gosh, I think it was John.
	No, maybe it wasn't John Jones.
	It was Daniel Cormier.
	And I was sitting next to a guy.
	It was almost entirely black.
	And I was talking with him.
	And he started discussing John Jones.
	It wasn't a John Jones fight, but he started discussing his DUI and how he hit a pregnant woman.
	And this guy was just sort of starting to express some values.
	And he said, you know, man, you just got to get your crap together, man.
	You're a grown man.
	You know, you got a wife and kids.
	And they seem really nice, too.
	And he was sitting there.
	And I just had a conversation with him.
	And by the end of it, he realized, maybe not putting an R next to his name, but he realized that he was a conservative.
	He realized that he was an independent, the guy was a small business owner, or I think trying to start it, I think at the time he was Ubering.
	You have to go back through the archives and remember the exact story.
	I don't remember the exact story, but I remember we just had a conversation, I ordered the guy a beer, and we interacted.
	And there cannot, that's a big part of this show.
	Just on a macro scale, YouTube, for the longest time, We're good to go.
	And I understand some of that.
	They kind of copy-pasted all their problems with Fox News to me.
	So this is a big part.
	This is the interaction.
	This was just continually having interaction in an environment, going into that town, going into the block party that is YouTube, and talking with people.
	Sometimes getting into arguments with people.
	But if you listen to most of this show, it's talking with people.
	It's having these conversations, having the day-to-day interactions.
	And it may not seem like a lot, but if you can just have...
	A few of those a week, a few of those a month.
	If just the people, just the people right now hearing this and watching this, this show, not including all the other shows this month, just the people right now hearing this message did it with a few folks each month, and you would cover half the country if everyone did it and it spread out within a matter of months.
	That's something I always appreciate about you.
	But I need to make up for the opening of the show.
	Shut up.
	You've always been very good.
	I've always respected that.
	You're not just about this programming talk to people, but I've seen you talk to waiters, talk to, have deep conversations with taxi drivers and Uber drivers in your salon.
	Probably some of them hated you after those interactions.
	But I respected that you take it and you have this.
	The Uber driver in New York.
	You did.
	From Sweden.
	But those one-on-one conversations are so important.
	I think people need to just be more mindfully aware of being visible in their neighborhoods, being visible in their community, to have those conversations and to be bold about them.
	Yeah.
	Well, listen, because there's no one person who can do it, and we're incredibly grateful for the support.
	But like we talked about with Mug Club, with CRTV, listen, you know what our goal is?
	Right now, YouTube is...
	Kind of in shambles.
	No one knows what's happening.
	And you see all these people out there on YouTube, all the people who you felt, not even necessarily conservatives, some people are alt-right, some people are conservatives, some people are libertarian.
	They're saying, you know, I don't know what I'm going to do.
	Maybe I'm going to set up a Patreon.
	Listen, our goal is not to just be this show.
	We want to bring all of those people into CRTV.
	There's no need for Patreon.
	There's no need for charity.
	There's no need for everyone to be scrambled and fractured.
	And that's just, you know, it's a symbol, this idea of what we're doing.
	It's a symbol to support a greater movement and to finally say, let's put our money where our mouth is and fight back.
	And that comes in a battle of inches and interacting on a constant day-to-day basis.
	Don't be afraid to do it.
	Don't shy away from it.
	If you see what's happening in Europe, if anything, you should feel emboldened.
	Just go out this week and talk to a few people.
	Sometimes you gotta be a bit of a jerk.
	That's a roll of the dice.
	But it's better to try than just to have never even given it a shot.
	Because if people hear you're a conservative and you never actually express your view, or if they hear you're a libertarian, people who are primed to hate you, they're already going to hate you.
	So you have nothing to lose by explaining your position.
	So do it.
	Do it as early and as often as you can and let us know how it works out for you.
	Hopefully we'll get to it, but we get a lot of emails.
	Have a good week.
	We'll see you next Monday.

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