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Feb. 3, 2017 - Louder with Crowder
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#118 CROWDER HIJACKS SHIA LABEOUF'S STREAM! Dean Cain Guests | Louder With Crowder
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You want some hot chocolate, right?
Yeah.
Grab that one right there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You will not divide us.
You will not divide us.
Yo, shout out to the people that brought hot chocolate.
Yeah, for real.
What's the name of the...
Guys, guys, what's the name of the podcast?
Check out Steven Crowder, man.
They passed by, brought everybody some hot chocolate, gave out some nice mugs.
Some nice, like, really nice mugs.
Not cheap mugs.
Nice mugs, man.
Louder...
Louder with Crowder?
Louder with Crowder.
Louder with Crowder, man.
Shout out to them, man.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
He will not divide us.
He will not divide us.
Thank you so much for being.
Are we close enough there?
Are we good?
Let's get maybe a little closer.
I don't know what the range is good.
Producing with me at Shia is hewillnotdivideus.com live stream.
By the way, hashtag tonight is Crowder hijack Shia.
For those of you watching, producing with me in the outdoor studio today is Jared, who is not gay.
Follow him on Twitter at notgayjared.
Follow me at S. Crowder.
I fulfill my legal obligations.
Draw your own conclusions.
We good? - We're good, yeah.
We've got a big show today.
We've got a surprising guest coming up for you later today.
And for those of you watching right now, I know the video and audio leaves room to be desired, but we will upload this tomorrow with our very own audio, so you'll have a bit of a better experience.
And, you know, we're just doing the best that we can, especially in today's environment.
Well, you know, keep your hands on the TriCaster.
So, a special guest later.
We can't really tell you exactly who it is, but Jared...
I mean, Jared's the guy's kryptonite.
The guy just loves Jared, so we called him.
He came out.
He did a favor for us.
We're talking about some news today.
We'll be talking about Matthew McConaughey.
Might never work again.
Did you see that?
Talked about people minding their own business.
Do we have an image for that?
I don't know that we have an image for anything this evening.
Don't expect a lot of cutaways.
Let's put it that way.
And hopefully we'll be able to talk to some people about He Will Not Divide Us, see exactly what is dividing us here as a country.
Seems to me that this should actually be a moment kind of unity, if you think about it.
One would think.
One would think.
It sounds very team building.
Yeah.
Very holistic.
And if you're out there, by the way, if you're a fan, there's some Crowder fans here.
Hashtag Crowder Hijack Shia on YouTube and on Facebook.
ARF Commerce Watching.
And you can come on out and talk with us.
We'll be taking questions from the audience, of course, along with our guests.
The point is, I think, with Donald Trump, he's really, when you think about it, the most liberal Republican.
There's ever been.
I mean, people here, you know, you see this wall, you've seen people get really mad, you've seen people get violent, angry.
He's the first president to ever take office who was for gay marriage.
He let Caitlyn Jenner take a dump at the Trump Towers.
Didn't even care.
Didn't even ask him to flush.
No, he didn't even check the hands.
He didn't even ask if it was mellow or brown.
He's still a boy, so he probably doesn't wash.
No, he probably doesn't wash his hands.
Probably couldn't fit them in the ladies' sink.
So, what else?
You know what?
Something else, too.
When you think about his policies, he's against NAFTA. He was against, obviously, the Trans-Pacific Partnership, which the left was entirely against until they became for it.
The second Donald Trump became against it.
So, Bernie and him have a lot in common there.
Has a lot of middle-class voters.
middle-class working union voters voting for him.
The first time I'm the first to admit I was wrong about Michigan.
Michigan.
Michigan went for him.
Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania.
Huge.
Wisconsin.
Who knew?
Really has actually reached out in a way.
Is the first president, I would say, to actively reach out to the black community in the way that he has.
Whether it's been received positively or not, you know, remains to be seen.
Probably not.
I would lean toward not.
Probably not.
And also on interest gained, on interest earned, he wants to tax that as personal income so that hedge fund managers and big Wall Street, they should be taxed at personal income levels, just as anyone else.
So when people say he will not divide us, you know, they talk about this, and of course we have rioting in the streets.
We have people lighting women's hair on fire at the Women's March yesterday at Berkeley.
We have people sucker-punching people in the face.
By the way, we have Jake Shields who actually protected someone, an MMA fighter, former UFC fighter, coming on the show next week, who saved someone who was bludgeoned by peaceful protesters.
Because I texted him.
We've been texting back and forth, Jake Shields and I. He would actually be probably pretty useful to have here.
And we have some security, but you never know.
You've got to keep eyes on the back of your head.
Some people, I guess, one of you, is that, one of you, you said you're, oh, you're going to put on your face mask?
What's going on here?
I don't want to be doxed, because this is more high profile.
Oh, you don't want to be doxed, okay.
If people figure out that I'm here on behalf of the pole, then I will probably be witch-hunted.
He will probably be witch-hunted.
He can't hear me.
He said he might be doxed.
So does that mean you're probably not necessarily on the same political wavelength as Shia?
I'm not on the same political wavelength as the prevailing viewpoint.
Okay.
Do you want to come in here?
Come on, let's come in.
He doesn't want to be doxed, so please don't dox him.
I'm not an antifa.
I actually have shown my face on here before.
Oh, really?
I think I saw you that night.
Didn't you fall down on the ground?
I think I did.
Yeah, you did.
When you were talking about, you were like, is Hillary a straight white male?
Oh no.
No, that wasn't you.
Now everybody knows that's me.
That's fine.
Oh, shoot.
Sorry.
You know what?
If I'm gonna get doxxed, I have not, on this stream, said anything that disparages anybody of any color, sexual orientation, or anything.
So you've never used the word tranny?
I have used that word, actually.
What's wrong with you?
And that wasn't violence, by the way.
I was just like, you know, you tell Coles, their Santa Claus better get a raise.
That kind of thing.
That was violence.
I apologize.
Yeah, I'm triggered.
Can I pet you?
Is that okay?
It's actually sexual violence.
Well, alright.
I identify as...
This is not meant to be a rape culture stream, but it seems as though it turns out that way.
Here, come in.
Get in, sir, right here.
Let's get him in closer so you guys can see him.
So, you've spent a lot of time here.
Do you live in New York?
Now, are you Canadian?
I hear an out in there.
No, I guess I just spend so much time listening to Canadians.
Okay.
Like Gavin McInnes and Lauren Southern, maybe?
Yeah, a lot of...
Lauren Southern, by the way, if you ever want to, like, meet up or anything, I'll be here.
Well, you're going to have to show your face for that.
I know, I know.
You won't be of much use with your mouth covered with a scarf.
I'll show my face.
At least put a number to you.
Yeah.
I'll show my face later, alright?
You can look back in the stream.
Hashtag Crowder hijack Shia, by the way.
Let them know.
Hashtag, yeah.
Hashtag.
Hashtag.
Well, okay.
Now, have you been smoking cigars or anything else going on?
I actually...
Cigars?
Oh, cigars.
Cigars over there.
Oh, this guy's got a cigar here.
Actually, I haven't.
And he's got an Obama mask going on there?
All right.
I don't know what's happening here, but you're cool.
We don't need to worry about you with your cigar.
You're not going to put that out on my chest and lock me in a basement.
Oh, okay.
Thanks, man.
All right.
There we go.
So it seems like it's kind of died down.
We thought there'd be more people out here.
Actually, we were having a pizza party with Twister out here yesterday.
You guys missed that.
Really?
We had a dance party.
We were having a lot of fun until a bunch of guys came and started harassing a woman that they had stolen money from.
They stole money from a woman.
I know you can't hear them that well.
Sorry, I have to speak louder.
I have to project.
Yeah, you have to project.
Shakespearean.
Yes.
Just don't throw any projectiles because that can be a mistake.
We gave out some hot chocolate today.
There was a hot chocolate party.
There was.
People seemed to enjoy it.
What do you think?
What would you consider yourself?
Libertarian?
Would you consider yourself right-wing?
More of a populist?
All I'm going to say is that I am pretty much on the right wing and I go further over to the right wing every day and every time I have a conversation with a liberal who does not back up their points and has no idea how the fucking world works.
So were you always this way or has this recent election, kind of like you said, Gavin, Lauren, maybe yours truly, has it changed your viewpoint?
Absolutely.
I used to absolutely be the biggest blue pill liberal ever.
Like, oh yeah, yes, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Were you a Bernie supporter?
Is that what happened?
I had actually transitioned out of that by the time this election was here.
I had to hide it, though, because I go to an area with a lot of liberal people, and you know how they treat people with...
Even when I argue from the guise of being a liberal, and I say, hey...
He will not divide us.
Yeah, he will not divide us.
But, like, when I even argue from the perspective of being a liberal and saying, hey...
I agree with you guys, but maybe what you just posted is blithering spazzy fake news.
Sorry, we've got to come closer.
This isn't exactly our home studio setup.
There you go.
Don't be shy of getting cozy.
We're not going to...
Well, you don't know about Nake, Jared.
By the way, have you heard about a surprise guest?
Do you have any guesses as to who it might be?
Um...
Um, Bernie Sanders?
No, no, no.
No, it's gonna be way better.
It's not gonna be Jeb Bush.
It can't be Jeb.
No, it can't be.
It's gonna be a real person.
The singer of Châtelet.
Well, uh, probably not.
You gotta be careful now.
4chan's gonna go nuts on that.
So, now I'm not convinced it's just a cigar behind me.
So here we saw Shia LaBeouf licking somebody's face.
We saw him scream somebody down.
They had to put up barricades.
What was the craziest thing that you've witnessed here?
The craziest thing that I witnessed was basically the little punk kid coming in and he literally was like, Hey man, y'all, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry my boy stole that stuff from you.
But hey, I was wondering if we could see each other again.
Literally asked her on a date with the opener.
My friend stole something from you.
Yeah.
And there's nothing I can do about that.
That's not really violent, it's just very stupid.
He's just...
No, yeah, it wasn't violent.
Did the cops get him since that was an admission of a felony?
No, what happened was...
What happened was his friend, the actual thief, because criminals are stupid, came back and showed his face on the stream.
I didn't know what this guy looked like, but...
He just showed your face, by the way.
Whoops, I don't care.
Someone's getting doxxed.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Doxx me.
Just leave Lauren Southern out of it, you bastards.
Leave her alone!
Please!
So what do you think people expect to get out of this, really?
I mean, listen, let's just be honest.
It's very silly.
We see He Will Not Divide us written here.
It doesn't seem like there have been a lot of points made.
Points made by which side?
No, the left.
The left.
The only point that they've seemed to make is do as we say, not as we do.
Yeah.
Because if you actually look at last night's stream, we were literally dancing and eating pizza.
And having a good time.
And sharing with each other.
And you look at...
I'm actually editing a video right now that it's saying the left versus right.
And it's going to cut to us like...
That's not that interesting, but I want to go back to the theft.
So someone...
Someone stole something here.
Did you see the actual stealing?
We did not see the actual stealing, but she identified the guy, and we had pictures of the guy from the night previous.
He will not divide us.
He will not divide us.
And the actual thief.
Scooch in.
It's HIV. It's not full-blown.
The actual thief.
Oh, it's okay, I have every STD in the book.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
The actual thief came back, and we didn't realize until a minute, and then she identified it, and we went to the cops.
He will not divide us.
He will not divide us.
The cops, the cops, like, we were like, wait, the cops didn't know what was going on at first, and we actually...
The cops said, like, go ahead and apprehend him.
We chased him down the street, but we lost him.
Where can people find this video that you edit?
We have to get moving along.
What video?
I haven't made it yet.
Okay.
Do you know where it's going to be?
Where can people find it?
What should they search?
Probably on YouTube.
Alright.
It's going to cut between Shia attacking people and then us dancing.
What was your name?
Ah, see, I tried to trick him.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate you taking the time.
He will not divide us.
So we've been talking about a lot of things, trying to figure out what he...
Hey, how are you?
I'm good.
Stephen Crowder?
Depends who's asking.
Reddit!
Oh, how did I know that with a military shirt he wasn't going to be a leftist?
What?
Oh, come on.
Here's the thing.
We need to get someone in here who disagrees with us because everyone here has been so kind.
It doesn't seem like there's any actual people who are on board with you.
He will not divide us who show up anymore.
I'm here because I just wanted to have fun.
I'm here because I wanted to relax, meet some new people, get out of my element and just be myself.
There you go.
This wouldn't have been my first choice.
It would have been probably spend time at home in my lounger, wait on the list of Applebee's, and then Chuck E. Cheese and then way down there here.
But you're having a good time.
We're having a good time.
I'm meeting some pretty nice people.
Pretty nice people?
How would you put on Starbucks at this point?
This is my third cup.
I had a hot...
Well, thank God there wasn't a trash can on fire thrown through that Starbucks.
No, I had one coffee this morning.
I had one medium coffee this morning when I got here.
Yeah.
Hot chocolate midway through, and this is my second coffee.
Okay.
Oh, very nice.
So, what else are we talking about today?
Obviously, the protests going on at Berkeley.
You see, Berkeley.
Violent yesterday.
There were trash cans on fire.
There are a lot of people out here, so...
Trashcans on fire, and it got pretty violent.
Now, Milo has not been on the show.
He has contractual obligations.
He can't be on the show.
But we've talked about this.
You know, I was on Sky News this week.
You can go your entire life, entire life trying to find anything as violent as what occurred at these protests at the Tea Party.
Nothing.
Never.
Nothing.
Once.
Every single time you have leftists congregating.
Jared, what's up, bro?
What the hell?
Dean, hey, what's up, man?
How you doing?
Dean, it's Thursday.
I know.
I thought we...
I was just watching the stream and I figured let's go grab some meat.
Why are you in Queens?
I was working in New York.
Are you guys...
Dean, that's not that close.
Dean came, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey!
Hi!
How you doing, ma'am?
How's it going?
Hey, so...
So you're here now.
So you're here.
Yeah.
You don't want to grab something?
We can do it afterward.
Can I do the show?
Can I be on the show for a sec?
Yeah, let's talk about the show.
Okay, good.
I'm on.
I'm in.
He will not divide us.
He will not divide us.
I don't know if I'm going to aim the mic your way.
That's right.
I like how you guys...
You did the Today Show today.
I did.
But you're pretty bold about your politics.
Why don't they care?
A lot of people seem like they never work again, but you're like a Clydesdale.
I never see you not working.
I'm a Clydesdale.
You look like a show horse.
It's a wonderful, wonderful...
There you go.
Thank you, man.
We appreciate it.
He will not divide us.
And I'm a Clydesdale.
I said thank you, man.
I didn't say ma'am.
Though you could be a ma'am, I don't want to misgender you.
No, I was born a white cis male.
Well, then we don't want you on the show because this is already top-heavy with those.
He will not divide us.
All right, so yeah, I don't talk politics on the Today Show much, but I'm quite open about my politics, and they're great with it.
It's not a problem, but I'll go on any show and talk politics.
Obviously, I'm here.
Well, yeah, obviously.
I was like, well, Dean, you know, you don't have to do it.
No, no, I'm there.
I'm like, well, you don't have to really come out and talk about this.
He's like, no, no, I'm there.
You see, a lot of folks...
That was good, by the way.
But see, a lot of people are so scared of it because it's become so polarized.
I don't think it should be.
And most of the time when I sit down and talk to people, we have a conversation about politics.
And instead of thinking that we're actually here and here, we end up being a lot closer here.
And that works its way almost every single time.
Well, none of us, you weren't a big Trump fan in the primaries.
No, I wasn't supporting him in the primaries.
No, and I mean, there are still a lot of questions, I think, that need to be asked about them.
I think I have some concerns.
I think we all do.
But do you feel that, even after the primers, because the left has behaved so poorly, you look at these protests, you look at the meltdowns, especially in your neck of the woods.
See the Al Roker reference there?
You feel more...
Speaking of necks, Al Roker, he's lost weight.
He's lost so much.
He looks great, and he drinks this coffee thing in the morning.
It's pretty outstanding.
I'm going to put it in my Ladder with Crowder mug.
There you go.
You were saying, everybody is fake shills.
Here's your fake shills right here.
They're all paid by the conspiracy.
We're paid?
Wait a minute.
If I'm getting paid, I want to know.
Okay.
You can find this man on YouTube.
I want to get paid.
So that makes us shills?
Yes.
George Soros.
Yes, we're sent by George Soros.
He's a big fan.
They're trying to dismantle our cause.
Listen, I tell you what.
What is your cause?
Next Tuesday's Illuminati meeting, you will be a huge hit at the party.
Just make sure you run your dollar bills.
We'll circle the all-seeing eye.
Do you feel compelled to defend President Trump almost at this point because the left is behaving so badly more than you would have?
Like, oh gosh, he's not, you know, I maybe disagree with him on some trade issues, but he's not a Nazi.
Yeah, I'm a history major.
I did study what happened in World War II, and Nazism is a whole different sort of thing.
And things are getting flung around, words like that, which I think are ridiculous.
I think that's gone way too far.
Have you been called a Nazi yet on Twitter?
I've been called a racist, a xenophobic, a sexist, and a homophobe, and pretty much all the phobes.
I am none of those things.
But it happens all the time.
And that's the standard call.
And I think that's ridiculous.
And you flip those words around like that all the time, and it means nothing.
Well, you see with Milo, they beat the hell out of this guy in the street.
Not even Milo.
And Jake Shields was there, an MMA fighter.
I'm sure you probably know who he is.
Part of the scrap pack with the Diaz brothers.
Yeah, I don't think that they would beat Nate.
Jake Shields.
No, Jake Shields.
Nate Diaz.
Yeah, and then Jake Shields.
So they hit a guy who isn't Milo, and their justification is, but Milo's a Nazi.
And Jake Shields, by the way, a vegan from Berkeley or San Francisco, I don't think he's been very much a right-winger his whole life, and he said, who's a Nazi, the gay Jew?
And the guy's like, he's not Jewish, he's Greek, therefore it's okay to curb stomp a guy in the middle of a Berkeley.
Because he's Greek.
Yeah, because he's Greek.
Yes.
He will not divide us.
Here's the thing about that.
I think that's ridiculous.
And any time you resort to violence, to shut somebody up is insanity.
And there's just way too much of that going on these days.
And that needs to get talked down.
When you shout somebody down, I don't like that.
Let somebody present their opinion.
If you don't like it, then you don't like it.
Well, I mean, we're talking about he's the most liberal Republican ever, really, at this point, in a way that people should be on board with, you know, pro-gay marriage, let Caitlyn Jenner use the restroom.
He's the very first elected president, as he came in as the president-elect, who was pro-gay marriage.
And at one point was a fan of single-payer.
If you look at his solutions, they're certainly not super far right-wing.
He's more of a populist.
He certainly wouldn't be, he wouldn't be probably the least right-wing of the Republican candidates.
And it just, you know, when they say, well, gay rights are going to go away.
Not...
I just don't understand which rights, you know, at that point.
And it doesn't seem like people have an answer for it.
Women's rights aren't going to go away.
None of those rights are going to go away.
It's just not going to happen.
I don't buy it.
Sometimes, you know, you're like, they can vote.
Well, there was that.
There was the vote.
There was the vote for them to vote.
45% of the people who can vote, registered voters, didn't vote.
And so, those 45%, you shush, because you didn't vote.
Superman says, well, speaking of women, you know, he's proposed a $600 billion program for maternity leave, which is something that the left should be...
You never hear about that, right?
Do I get that, too, though?
Well, a man can get pregnant, too.
I don't know if you've been reading BuzzFeed.
I mean, what about the...
I missed that.
I missed that.
Men can get pregnant too, in case you didn't know.
I did not see that.
No hate speech.
No anti-LGBTQAAIP silent F hate speech.
Get that right, he will not divide us.
I did not get, I didn't get any maternity leave or time off.
Are you a single dad?
I'm a single dad.
Single dad.
So, you're part of a marginalized group at that point.
You're a half-Japanese, Pacific Islander, single father, who also happens to be a walking ten.
I've been called a white supremacist.
My given name is Tanaka, but I was adopted when I was three.
I was told that I hid my name, my Japanese-ness, until it seemed like a good idea to bring it out.
There's a lot of things like that that are just kind of ridiculous.
For people who don't know, you're wearing this shirt right now.
Can you show this to people?
Today is the fourth anniversary of the passing of Chris Kyle.
He was murdered on this day four years ago.
He was an unbelievable hero of mine, a great guy, an American hero.
Did you get a lot of flack working in the entertainment industry supporting him?
You were so gung-ho about it, and a lot of people came up with the Michael Moores of the world saying, well, he's not really a hero.
I told you about that drunken guy at a bar in northern Michigan saying he's actually a coward, some 400-yard shutaway.
Was that something that was divisive at all, or would people just not tell you in person?
I haven't seen anybody say it to me in person, but you're welcome to do so.
He will not divide us.
Including you, Governor Ventura.
That'd be just fine.
Governor Ventura?
He went after you?
He sued the estate.
And that got overturned, by the way.
I was part of an underwater demolitions unit.
The SEALs didn't exist when he says he was a SEAL. UDT, but still.
Just Unreal.
Yeah.
Unreal.
But Chris told me the story face-to-face.
Yeah.
I believe that more than I believe Governor Ventura and his conspiracy theories.
Well, he also believes that chemtrails are a form of government mind control, as well as deodorant, in case you didn't know this.
Well, deodorant, obviously.
Yeah, deodorant.
That's obvious.
And fluoride in the tap.
Okay, where's the best place for people to find you next?
He will not divide us.
Let's see, I'm not Supergirl.
Supergirl, right now, Supergirl.
Dean Cain, ladies and gentlemen.
Dean Cain here.
How's it going?
How are you?
He will not divide us.
If one of you wants to come in after, we can talk about some issues too.
We're just having a live stream podcast here.
Supergirl.
I was going around the corner and I saw it, so I came over.
He came over, yeah.
Thank you for coming.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Supergirl, where else?
The Today Show again.
I've got a film, Gosnell, that's hopefully coming out soon.
Let's talk about that real quick.
I don't know if you saw the New York Times kept the Gosnell book off of their bestseller list.
Yeah, I don't understand that.
It doesn't make sense to me, but I don't know a lot about that.
I just know that people...
We're having a hard time getting distribution for the film.
I wish we would be able to get it out there.
It's a hell of a story.
It's hard to watch.
It's hard to pay attention to.
I played Jim Wood.
He's the detective who figures out what's going on.
It's a real tough story to watch, but I think it's a really important story.
At Real Dean Cain.
Hashtag Crowder Hijack Shy.
He Will Not Divide Us.
Thank you very much, Dean Cain.
And he can be seen most soon at an Applebee's with Not Gay Jared after this program.
We're going, right?
Dean, hang up.
Yeah.
Dean, hang up.
Hang up.
You got to go.
Can I just put this in?
You got to go.
Hashtag He Will Not Divide Us.
Now, who wants to come on here and have a conversation about what's going on in this country?
Nobody.
Right now, we are streaming livewithcowder.com.
HeWillNotDivideUs.com.
Guys, humbly and all due respect.
Yes, all due respect.
I think you're actually dividing people from experiencing the art of your life.
So come on here and explain to us why that's the case.
No, I'd actually just like you guys to let other people come.
Oh, they're more than welcome to come, yeah.
So this is art.
I don't want to be on camera.
I didn't sign a release.
It doesn't matter.
You don't need a release.
This camera's right.
No, but I don't...
You know the camera can see you.
Yeah.
Oh, you're not?
You're just recording audio?
Yeah, I respect.
It's a podcast.
Yeah, it's a podcast, so...
Yeah, I just want, like, other people who came to be able to come.
Does anybody want to come over and talk to us?
Yeah, anyone who wants to come over and talk is more than welcome.
We've been very welcome.
We brought them hot chocolate earlier.
And Art, I don't think there's anything...
There's a petition on whitehouse.gov to declare Antifa a domestic terror organization.
Go sign that shit.
Yeah, there you go.
Go sign that shit.
So there you go.
Does it concern you that it seems like more people showing up here would actually disagree with the prevailing opinion here in New York?
Come on, guys.
Come on.
Well, listen, we can just keep having the conversation about Donald Trump.
What I want to say is on Twitter, at whiskeybeard2.
Not letter 2, that's an imposter.
Whiskey with an E. Okay.
We'll see you at the Illuminati meeting next Tuesday?
I'll be there.
There you go.
Bring your dollar bills.
So, you know, we're talking about this.
You won't not divide us.
We actually want to talk with some people and see, you know, what is the main concern protest with Trump, considering that he's probably the furthest left president who's a Republican that we've had.
He's mean.
He's bad stuff.
Yeah, well, that's never fun.
And he speaks with a third grade vocabulary.
So, any of you, are you pro-Trump?
Are you not really huge fans?
Does anyone have any...
Not a huge fan.
Not a huge fan?
Do you want to come in and express why that is?
Here's the camera.
You know, obviously, you know there's a camera here.
Hey, camera.
Thank you very much.
And what was your name?
Anita.
Anita.
So, what's your main gripe with Donald Trump?
He will not divide us.
I would say my family are immigrants coming here.
We're Cuban.
Yeah.
A huge Republican percentage of Cubans.
There is a huge Republican percentage of Cubans.
I'm not.
I don't label myself as a Democrat either.
I'm an independent.
I usually go for the person I believe who has the most correct stances on what they want to do.
I just feel like the words that he's saying towards people, he's rising up with hate and he's fueling hate instead of promoting good.
What kind of policies would you say promote hate?
Well, I mean, his biggest one, the wall.
How does that promote hate?
How does it promote hate?
Well, the reason, it's not the wall itself that promotes hate, it's how he determined the wall, how he established it, like, we're trying to get out rapists and terrorists, and these words that he's...
Well, I think we want to get rid of rape culture.
It'd be good to get rid of rapists.
I agree with that.
I agree with that.
But I think that minimalizing that to a certain amount of people is incorrect.
There are rapists that are from this country who are here who are raping people.
There are terrorists in our own country.
There are white rapists.
There are black rapists.
But does that negate the fact that people who are here illegally who have raped somebody or committed a crime should be gone out?
I mean, I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying that he's claiming that...
By him saying everyone's rapist, terrorist, whatever, he's claiming everyone's...
Well, he didn't say everyone.
He never said that.
That's the issue.
He never said that.
Thank you.
But I'm saying he's saying these hateful words to immigrants and people themselves are claiming or are the ones who are placing this on the immigrants who are coming in.
And there's immigrants who are trying to come in who are just trying to work hard and make us better.
Well, look at my mom.
My mom's French.
Didn't speak a word of English.
Learned a valuable skill of trade.
I come from first generation of French Canadian immigrants.
She can't stand illegal immigration.
She's the biggest supporter of Trump on immigration.
Didn't support him on necessarily some trade policy issues.
Didn't support him on some of the economic issues.
Or even in the primaries.
But she's a legal immigrant.
And you will very...
That's why I think Cubans, obviously, are so often Republican or lean...
I mean, they're to the right of Attila the Hun, right?
Right.
You look like Andy Garcia.
So, I think...
I don't understand anything that you're saying as far as the problem with policy.
So there's no real problems with policy, more so words.
It's more so words.
I believe that a leader should not lead with hate.
They should lead with love.
They should lead with trying to help others worse than putting other people down.
Talking about Cubans, a lot of Cubans came here legally when there's a lot of other people who are suffering and did not have the privilege that Cubans had.
And I say that myself as a Cuban.
Sure.
And I'm lucky because my family came here in the Mariel.
But what if he doesn't hate?
What if maybe you're attributing a motive that doesn't really exist?
What if he loves just as much as you do?
He just has a different view.
So his different view is to put other people down to say that?
I don't agree with that.
Rapists and criminals, yeah.
He never said all immigrants.
He never said all Mexicans.
His wife is obviously an immigrant.
No, he just threatened to invade Mexico the other day on a conversation with the Mexican president.
Discredit me his threat to invade Mexico.
You seem really nice.
You seem really smart.
Your mom's French Canadian.
You probably went to McGill.
I don't know.
Maybe you went to Colgate or something.
I never finished fourth grade.
What's your point?
That's great, man.
Here's the deal.
You're out here.
You're trying to promote your show.
You're trying to sound really smart.
You're trying to discredit liberals.
That's fine, man.
That's cool.
It's your prerogative.
Free speech, whatever you want.
Okay, man.
That's cool.
Put on your scarf again.
Anyway, long story short, it's cool, but let these people just come.
Let them say their words.
Oh, they're more than welcome to.
I don't think we've been rude with any of them.
As a matter of fact, you guys should be grateful.
We promoted your stream.
There was no one here.
And now, look, we've got a real crowd.
We've got a party going.
Do you want some hot chocolate?
Do you want some hot chocolate?
Can someone get this man some hot chocolate?
I think we have some more hot chocolate.
By the way...
By the way, did you see Dean Cain earlier?
I've never heard of this show.
I live by here.
I come all the time because I really believe he will not guide us.
And I think that all the people who are fighting for their rights are doing it for a reason.
Don't we think, okay, if we say he will not divide us, is it possible that maybe people with your view, with what you've said, respectfully, are dividing yourselves?
No.
I don't believe that.
I mean, if you think about the idea, he's NAFTA, NAFTA, TPP, hold on a second, hold on a second, you're the one interrupting a lot.
You're great to meet you.
Yeah, you seem like a wonderful person.
Yeah, just as we said, I don't think you're a bad person at all.
I don't think you're hateful.
Just like I said, I don't attribute motive to people.
But I mean, for example, right, maybe you supported Bernie Sanders or Hillary, I don't know.
Right.
Same policies, effectively, on NAFTA and Trans-Pacific Partnership.
What about a $600 billion...
Totally different policies on trying to ban Muslims.
Totally different approaches to, like, getting on the phone with the president of Australia and trying to...
So this goes back to mean words.
Did he try to cause a rift with Australia?
How do you fuck up public relations with Britain, Australia, and our allies?
Like, this guy doesn't even know what he's doing.
Well, I don't necessarily know that that's the case.
I know that you want that to be the case, and you say that's the case.
It's the case today.
He's been in office for 13 days.
He's caused an international incident with the Muslim ban.
In the time that it took him to say that, Islamic terrorists killed about eight more people, statistically.
So, come on in.
Come on in.
How can I do a Muslim ban legally?
So, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
I just wanted to get your attention here.
We're talking about policy, right?
Rudy Giuliani saying something that Donald Trump may or may not have said in private is not an issue with policy.
So you're saying Rudy Giuliani said Donald Trump called him and said something and Rudy Giuliani's a liar?
You ever play the game telephone?
You're a grown adult.
You ever play the game telephone?
The point is, that's not the policy.
A temporary moratorium, a 120-day moratorium vetting people, of course all green card holders were allowed to come back, which I think that was very poorly rolled out.
We talked about that on this show.
We criticized him for that.
But these countries were laid out as dangerous as to watch by one President, Barack Obama.
This is not the first time this has happened.
It happened under Jimmy Carter during the Iranian crisis.
It happened with Barack Obama, with Iraq.
But the approach was different under Obama.
And also, you've got a situation where...
The countries that have actually sent dangerous people to America, such as Saudi Arabia, such as Pakistan, were not targeted by the ban.
Can I explain to you why that would be?
I know the popular implication is that it's because he has investments with those countries.
It would be because these are places amidst actual current Islamic civil wars where Christians are burned alive in cages in record numbers.
So yes, Muslims do burn Christians alive in cages.
What about this?
What if we just said, Let's bring over all the LGBTQ people from this country first, as opposed to giving priority to Christians who are being burned alive.
They make up 10% of Syria, but less than 2%.
Is that what you would do from a policy standpoint?
You know what?
I think if we could find some common ground and say, let's bring over Christians first, because they're being persecuted there, and every gay person in Syria.
Could that be common ground?
He will not divide us?
I think we should bring over everyone who isn't a threat.
We've got a very efficient, effective vetting process now.
But wouldn't it be, wouldn't it stand to reason that we're bringing in less than 2% of Christian Syrians, they make 10% of the population, they are most at risk.
If we're talking about humanitarian aid, wouldn't it stand, shouldn't we bring people in who are most likely to be killed first?
Because we want to save lives.
We should bring in everyone.
Everyone's been getting killed.
No, it's actually very different.
They're much more likely to be killed.
You're talking about exponentially more likely to be killed.
Far less likely to be terrorists.
By the way, there have been refugees who've come into our country in Europe who committed terrorist acts.
Has anyone from Syria immigrated to this country and killed anyone?
No.
Have refugees come in from Islamic countries?
Sure, absolutely.
The Boston bombing?
No, Syria.
I just asked you a question.
You asked me about Syria.
I just said you're trying to change the game on it.
You're on a podcast, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Can I finish?
The interruption technique, I know it's kind of a Linsky 101, but it doesn't really work when someone is trying to answer a question.
No, it's really cute, man.
You're on a podcast host.
Go ahead.
It is.
It's really cute.
Just about as cute as this tweed, by the way.
Hipsters.
He will not divide us.
So, Syria.
Syrians have gone and raped in record numbers in Sweden, in Europe, yes, Syrian refugees.
In this country, we've had the Boston bombing, Chattanooga, where else?
Yeah, where are the Boston bombers from?
Again, Syrian criminals, Syrian refugee criminals in Europe.
Where are the Boston bombers from?
Here.
Boston bombing, was it...
Was it...
Sarnaev?
Yeah, Sarnaev, was it...
What was his country of origin?
Chechnya.
But it doesn't negate anything.
It doesn't negate the record rape numbers and criminal numbers in Europe.
You just can't make a point using actual facts.
I just did.
Sweden is the rape capital of the West.
It's entirely trivial to Syrian refugees.
What do you say, sir?
I say that's horrible.
I'm saying we're not living in Sweden.
I don't understand why Donald Trump's policies are divisive.
But we always point to Sweden as an example for healthcare, for a social welfare state.
The point is, Europe is crumbling right now.
Do you realize that Europeans have entirely different opinions from Americans on the refugee crisis, even though they're much further left?
65% of Europeans...
What's the European approval rating of Donald Trump right now?
Again, you're the one who's switching the facts around.
That's completely irrelevant to the point.
Why do you think 65% of Europeans would support a full burqa ban to 25% of Americans when they're way further to the left of the United States than every other policy?
They've been experiencing this crisis.
Now, I think we should let in refugees, people, like we said, Christians, people who are persecuted, burned alive.
But I do think we have a problem with this one.
No, I don't think Donald Trump's ban is wrong.
I think it was rolled out improperly for the same reasons that Barack Obama wasn't wrong in targeting these countries.
So why should we ban Muslims from those seven countries?
Why should we put a temporary 120-day moratorium on those countries?
Yeah, because right now we're at a civil war with Islamic fundamentalist terrorism.
We're not.
Yes, we are.
No, we're just not.
Yes, we are.
So you believe that Islamic terrorism globally is not a threat?
No, I think Islamic terrorism may be a threat, but...
How many people on American soil has Islamic terrorism killed over the last, let's say, 20 years versus how many homegrown people, how many homegrown terrorists have killed people with, let's say, illegal guns, firearms, and other things like that?
First off, far more from Islamic terrorism.
Not even close.
No, that's not true.
And far worse than Europe.
And even in my home country of Canada, of course.
American citizens have killed far more people with illegal guns.
It's just incorrect.
It's incorrect.
And by the way, a gun is an inanimate object.
We're talking about evil ideas.
We're talking about evil ideology.
We're not talking about a gun.
It's like we're not talking about a chair, right?
So we want to remove the Second Amendment, right?
Okay, so let's take the Canada example.
So we have somebody who actually was a Trump supporter.
He was a white nationalist, and he got a gun, and he went into a mosque, and he shot...
Hold on a second.
Do you know what he actually was?
Yeah, all right, let's break it down.
What was he actually?
Well, you just said white nationalist.
Yeah.
So you like throwing out white supremacists?
Define white supremacists, first off.
Someone who wants to sort of create an ethnostate or believes in the superiority of white people in favor of other white norms.
So I'll get right to that in a second.
Is supporting a moratorium on war-torn Islamic countries, is that white supremacy?
Depends.
That's how you do it.
The answer is no.
No, the answer just depends how you do it.
No, the answer is incorrect.
That is not inherently an act of white supremacy.
Now, if you want to attribute everything to white supremacy, that's why people are getting burned, their hair burned and punched in the streets, because, hey, listen, if you call people Nazis enough, it's okay to punch them.
So, here's the situation with that.
He was actually a Quebec nationalist separatist.
They want Quebec to separate from Canada as a country.
It's very different.
And if you don't understand the geopolitics of Quebec, it's not really something I would talk about, because it can be embarrassing rather quickly.
But let's get to things that, and I wouldn't expect you to know that, just like I wouldn't understand the intricate politics of Denmark.
I think that's fair.
I'm not saying that, I don't think you're ignorant.
Sure, you've probably never been to Copenhagen, right?
It's all good.
No, I have not.
You've been to Copenhagen?
How did I guess?
So, let me ask you this.
Things that might unite us here.
TPP, NAFTA, Donald Trump being really supporting of the middle class worker.
That's why he won them in record numbers.
As a matter of fact, he's won nearly every liberal demographic that we thought for sure he would lose in a landslide.
Yeah, but union working class voters who were once seen the stronghold of the DNC have now become so turned off by the left, right, that they've actually...
Michigan union voters voting for Donald Trump.
Well, yeah.
Well, okay.
I mean, you're going to tell me that's not a fact?
That the map wasn't changed dramatically?
What I'm going to tell you is 25% of the electorate voted for Donald Trump.
27% of the electorate voted for Hillary Clinton.
A whole bunch of people didn't vote.
A lot of those people...
I don't think they agree with Donald Trump's policies.
That's why people are rioting and protesting in record numbers.
Right.
Yeah.
Rioting, by the way, is always complete.
Oh, we need to move in here.
Completely angle.
Oh, angle.
Angle what so we can see?
Oh, toward the camera.
All right.
Sorry.
Apologies.
So we were just talking about the rioting.
What's your opinion on that, on these protests?
Why is it where every single protest where leftists gather, there's violence?
Whether it's here with Shia, whether it's the Women's March, whether it's Black Lives Matter, whether it's the interruption at the inauguration.
I think you're trying to paint a straw man.
Every single one has multiple felonies.
How is that a straw man?
Okay, so what are the multiple felonies at the women's election?
There were over...
Well, a woman's hair was lit on fire, for one.
That was one.
A woman was...
Where?
That happened in Washington, D.C. Washington, D.C. And then in Vancouver...
Well, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
You can go into the details.
Washington, D.C. or Vancouver, man?
There's a video I have at lottowithpetter.com.
There's a video.
Her hair was lit on fire.
Hey, what's up?
And then, of course, there was a situation where a woman was hit in the face by a protester, her camera, reporting for rebel media.
You could search your entire life and not find that from the Tea Party.
Here's a genuine question.
Why does the left find this acceptable to behave that way?
Why does Shia think it's okay to lick someone's face and shout and scream someone down?
You don't see that coming from the right, just like you don't see the constant interruptions coming as you do tonight.
That's actually not true.
The right has done a lot of violence in this country.
Give an example.
Give an example.
Do you want to hear what's going on here?
Do you want to hear what's going on here?
The right, the Nazis, we're literally here playing, we're literally here Would you like to come in and discuss?
Oh, okay.
So we're here at Here Will Not Divide Us.
We're trying to find some common ground.
I think there's a lot of common ground that people can find with Donald Trump.
We weren't huge supporters of his.
I think NAFTA, TPP, trade rules.
I think he wants a $600 billion package for women for maternity leave.
I think the fact that he wants to take interest carried and tax it at personal income, he'd be the first president to actually take it to Wall Street and tax hedge fund managers and big Wall Street and people who work for these big firms.
Move backwards?
Us?
He would like to tax them at the same rates as personal income.
I don't understand why these things, when you say he will not divide us, you put it up.
It's catnip for people who want to be divided.
As you see.
Would you say this is a unified place here?
I feel togetherness.
I feel oneness.
You feel oneness?
Not here.
Well, of course, you got a mug club.
Thank you.
Did you get hot chocolate earlier today?
No, I did not.
I only got the cup.
Okay, you only got the cup.
But I have a question for you.
Yes?
Because I've been here for a few days now.
Yeah.
Do I look like a neo-Nazi, do you?
Yes, that was my first guess.
No, you know who you look like?
You look like the kid in Ninja Turtles 2 who delivered pizzas.
Oh, yeah.
You know, like, uh, for the past few days I've been called Jackie Chan.
Yeah.
Personally, I'm not opposed to it.
So, uh...
So, that's an interesting...
So, what's your...
Are you Filipino?
Thai?
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Filipino?
On the dot, yeah.
Ah, ah, ah!
Filipino?
I knew it was Filipino.
Good job, man.
Now, see, is that racist that I was able to guess Filipino?
Not at all.
Now, I wouldn't call you Jackie Chan because he's not Filipino.
Um, but you said that doesn't offend you?
No.
Why?
If you hear that in Berkeley, people would start a march.
Well, for the past few days, right?
I've been dealing with so much...
Do you allow cursing here?
Or language at all?
It's FCC, but he can hit the sensor button right there.
Okay, okay.
So I've been dealing with a lot of BS here currently.
I don't know where all these people come from.
I don't know who they are.
People who disagree, they're more than welcome to come in.
I'm here for Jackie.
I'm not here with 4chan or any of that.
We're just loud at fatter.com.
We're the new faces of neo-Nazis and white supremacy.
We are all different colors, but we do support the white race.
I will say pretty clearly, honestly, I couldn't care about skin color at all.
It really is about ideas and policies.
I don't want to derail.
What was the question again?
You said it doesn't offend you when people call you Jackie Chan.
Because the left is constantly...
Obviously, we had people who were offended because there was a comedian who made fun of chopsticks at Pepperdine.
He was banned.
Because people take cultural items or sort of cultural trends, and they make jokes about them.
And you said people call you Jackie Chan, which, by the way, isn't accurate.
I don't think you look like Jackie Chan at all.
You're too tall.
I can fight like Jackie Chan.
Hold on.
Jackie Chan can't fight.
He's a great dancer.
So why does that not offend you when you see so many people right now in a perpetual culture of outrage and offense?
Well, listen, I think people just need to lighten up.
Honestly, like, people are taking things too heavily.
Like, I could, listen, I don't want to call people names right now, like, for instance, like, Not Gay Jared.
No, it's okay, he's Not Gay Jared.
Or, uh, where's Leek Bro?
Or Obama here.
Like, we won't make, like, all you have to do is to lighten up your heart, and that's all you have to do.
That's all you have to do.
Yeah.
Well, it's funny because people want to say that Donald Trump is hateful and that, you know, I'm not a huge Trump supporter.
I feel compelled to defend him because the left is behaving so poorly now.
Right?
I mean, it was one of those things I think a lot of us pulled the lever like, well, he's not Hillary, didn't know what was going to happen.
But when you see these riots in the streets and trash cans on fire and people being bludgeoned, I think that if you held the election today, I think Donald Trump would actually win by a much larger margin because a lot of people are going, the left is showing themselves to be the immature children that we always knew them to be.
Do you think there might be some validity to that?
Of course.
Like what happened in UC Berkeley right now?
Yeah.
What's happening in New York City.
Someone died there, by the way.
Someone died at Berkeley?
Yeah.
Someone actually died.
And a peaceful protest, too.
Was that the guy who was beaten into a coma?
Is that one?
Did he die in a coma?
I'll look it up right now.
Okay, if you get us an update, that's horrible.
Some prayers out to the families of if someone died at a protest.
That's awful.
And live right now, you can see that New York is currently burning.
Not literally, but people are...
It's pretty tense at the moment.
A lot of people are on edge.
Actually, everyone here seems pretty decent.
Some people called us assholes.
I think white supremacists, even though you're Filipino.
No, come on, guys.
We're the evil Nazis.
Clearly.
We're the evil fascists.
I got my armband right here.
I want to bring you back in.
He will not divide us.
We see that person who was beaten into a coma out there.
They said, well, this happened because Milo is a Nazi.
The gay Jew, by the way, who prefers black genitalia.
If you call people Nazis, if you call them white supremacists enough, well, guess what?
If you didn't have the opportunity to, let's say, kill Hitler, or if you saw an actual Nazi who wanted to kill a Jew, I wouldn't blame you at all for punching him in the face.
I think that that would be instinctive.
I don't mean to monopolize the whole...
No, that's okay.
Is there someone who would like to disagree and come on and discuss?
Oh, thank you.
Well, I'm sorry.
I appreciate it, but I actually don't want fans.
I want people to disagree to come out.
You're not?
You're not?
Ah, damn it.
I appreciate it.
I'll speak with you afterward, but we need people who come in who show up who argue their points a little bit.
Can I disagree?
Just for, like, fun?
No!
Because you're clearly high.
So, sir, would you like to come in and have a discussion here about He Will Not Divide Us?
No, I don't disagree with whatever he said.
You don't?
I'm good.
Okay.
So, what did you come down expecting to find here tonight, I guess at least, if you agreed with what he said?
Well, we came down here...
Well, if you were to see a few recordings that have happened...
Well, hold on.
Let's bring him in.
What's your name, sir?
Go ahead, sir.
My name's Louis.
Louis.
Okay, Louis.
If you can center yourself here at the camera.
Louis, nice to meet you.
Stephen.
Steven.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Oh, you are?
Yeah.
Oh, damn it, Louis.
Now you have to go.
We need people who aren't fans.
Yeah, but I'm not really a fan.
I just came here.
Okay.
And everybody's a fan, so I guess I've got to be a fan.
So, what was your opinion on this election as it was occurring, Donald Trump, before you discussed with anyone here?
What was your viewpoint on that?
Well...
He will not divide us.
I gave the guy a chance, you know.
I thought he would change when he got the election.
Give him a chance.
Yeah, I gave him a chance, but it seems like he's still radical.
You think he's a radical?
How so?
Yeah, I think he doesn't know.
Would you want to come in here just a little bit so we can see you?
Sorry, Luis.
I don't mean to push you.
I don't think he knows what being in the government is what it's about.
Yeah.
I think he just thinks it's like a presidential, like a reality show.
Yeah.
And he's just doing everything just to be in the front of the newspaper.
Yeah.
Now, where are you from originally?
People in New York from a lot of different places.
Are you born and raised here?
I'm not born and raised here.
I'm from Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico.
I'm an American citizen.
Yep.
Puerto Rico is pretty strict on their immigration, you know?
A lot of people, they think, do you think that there's a problem with America enforcing immigration laws, putting a law up?
It's the same, man.
It's the same.
Well, it's the same, but, you know, a lot of countries...
In the U.S. because we're in a U.S. territory.
Yes.
So it's still the same.
Yes, it's territory, but they actually watch their periphery pretty well.
Well, that's some bullshit right there.
Is it?
No?
Anyone can just walk on into Puerto Rico?
I have a friend down there, he's like, nah, in Puerto Rico we don't tolerate it.
I mean, drug-wise.
Okay.
Okay, maybe you guys don't know this, but it's been since the year started.
Yeah.
It's been like, one, a month?
Since the year started?
Yeah.
Yeah, about a year.
A month, a month.
Yeah, yeah, about a month.
30 days.
30 days.
There's already 60 people killed in Puerto Rico.
In Puerto Rico?
Yeah.
To what?
What's that about?
Drugs.
Drugs, yeah.
Drugs.
Well, that's an interesting question because a lot of libertarians believe in ending the drug war entirely because they think that that would reduce crime.
And then Donald Trump is actually pretty harsh on drugs.
Pretty anti-marijuana.
Yeah, that's some bullshit right there.
That he's anti-marijuana?
You know how it is?
Drugs come from the South.
South America.
They get to Puerto Rico.
They go from Puerto Rico, ride straight from New York.
So that's how the drug balls work.
If they want to limit the drug ball, they wouldn't let that happen.
Okay, changing topics.
Is West Side Story still like a sore spot for Puerto Ricans?
Yes.
Is it a sore spot?
You know, they made you guys look kind of like the heavy in that one.
I don't think there's like a...
People don't really think about it much anymore?
Have you heard of West Side Story?
Have you seen West Side Story, the Puerto Rico of the Sharks?
It's hard to do with a table.
No, no.
No, okay.
You never know.
It didn't necessarily portray Puerto Ricans very well in West Side Story.
So you said you agreed with everything that guy says.
So that guy's a big Trump supporter, I believe.
No, I didn't agree with him.
Oh, you didn't?
Okay.
Oh, so Jackie Chan, they could call me Jackie Chan, whatever.
Look, I'm not a humanitarian.
Yeah.
We're humans.
Sure.
So we should stop this bullshit out.
You're a Muslim, you're a Puerto Rican, whatever.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think we should...
You know, be more moral.
So let's see, a show of hands, how many people here voted for Donald Trump?
Or, okay, seems like most people.
How many people voted for Hillary?
How many people didn't vote?
People not divide us.
I voted for Hillary.
They didn't want to come in and also...
So you didn't raise your hand at all?
No, I didn't have a choice.
You voted third party?
Okay.
Drink milk.
Drink milk.
Alright.
Milk does the body good.
Would you like to come in and talk about why you voted third party?
Okay, what's your name, sir?
Colin.
Colin.
I'm going to shake with my left hand.
Don't do that in Yemen, because that's the wiping hand.
You squeeze the Charmin.
So, you voted third party.
Please don't tell me you voted for Mrs.
Harambe, Jill Stein.
No, I would never.
Okay, who'd you vote for?
I ended up voting for Gary Johnson.
Okay, alright.
So, probably not a ton of discrimination.
So, you're a libertarian.
If the election were today, would you still vote for Gary Johnson, or do you think you would vote Donald Trump?
Honestly, I probably would go for Trump now, honestly.
Because you've seen how the left has just behaved so poorly?
Well, yeah.
I think there's a rebound effect occurring right now where a lot of people, maybe people who weren't necessarily conservatives or right-wing, they just see the burning streets down.
They see the violence.
They go, you know what?
Trump.
They don't really use levers anymore.
They fill out tickets.
Or in Florida, they just pick your vote for you.
My crazy liberal friends are making me defend him on Facebook.
And I'm like, well, thanks for that.
Yeah, and you'd probably be pretty upset with his stance on drugs.
And he's pretty hard on enforcing that.
A lot of libertarians.
Because I assume you smoke pot if you vote Gary Johnson.
Really?
You voted for the wrong guy.
That's the only reason to vote Gary Johnson.
Especially after the Aleppo moment.
What's Aleppo?
What's Aleppo?
Here's the truth.
People give Gary Johnson a hard time about the Aleppo thing.
The second he said, what's Aleppo?
Millions of people were Googling Aleppo after that interview.
They were like, this guy doesn't know what Aleppo is.
Alright, I'll Google it.
Let's be fair, no one gave a damn without Aleppo until the media started focusing on Aleppo.
It is true.
But Gary Johnson has said some other stupid things.
What's gabaroni?
Huh?
Name a world leader.
I think that's just a different form of pasta that you would get with SpaghettiOs.
Okay, so here you are.
What did you expect to come down and see here at He Will Not Divide Us?
I actually came for you guys.
Damn it!
Alright, can we find somebody who hates me?
Preferably.
I'm actually caught off guard that you actually came here.
Because I was already on my way out.
Okay.
When I heard that somebody was raiding here, I was like, alright, well I guess I gotta go back.
Well, it turns out it's you guys.
And I already had the mug.
Oh, well good.
I'm glad you guys got the mug.
Yeah.
We got a mug too.
Oh, you did?
Okay, well my jiu-jitsu coach was gonna come by.
We need to save one mug for him.
I don't know if Fabricio stopped by.
You got a frog.
I know his name.
Well, okay.
So everyone here, we expect a more dissenting viewpoint.
We have someone who is...
This is our guy.
This is our guy.
We have somebody important.
He has been here since day one.
We have somebody important.
You've been here since day one.
Okay, let's bring him out, sir.
Would you like to come on and discuss He Will Not Divide Us?
Thank you very much.
Sorry to keep moving everyone, cycling everyone in and out.
What's your name, sir?
Look at the magnificent set that's going on right now.
He will not divide us.
What's your name, sir?
All right, all right.
This is the camera.
This is the show.
We've got to treat it like a real show map here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I know.
So you've been here.
Why have you been here since day one?
Oh, because I believe that's a message of division.
China likes to say it's not.
Saying he will not divide us.
He's trying to say that we won't let him divide us.
It only works if you scream it.
Whereas I come here and I say he will unite us.
As in we're already divided.
But he's trying to do his best for the country.
I think he's actually a centrist, certainly compared to Barack Obama in a lot of ways.
If you want to talk about someone who would reach across the aisle, a guy who has certainly worked with liberals.
I've said that before because a lot of people have this view of him like a big one is that he's a homophobe, right?
I keep hearing that.
Caitlyn Jenner took a dump right at Trump Towers.
He came out right away and said, I'm all for gay marriage, I'm for LGBTQ rights.
LGBTQAAIP is the acronym.
Silent F. So, were you here when Shia licked the face?
No.
Have you seen Shia at all?
Yeah.
Is he as small as I think?
Can you, like, give him away as a gift?
He's like a man.
Like, oh my god.
Let me say this.
A part of me feels kind of bad for Shia.
I'm not gonna lie.
Have you seen his parents?
They're, like, hippies.
They bolted furniture to the ceiling.
The kid never really had a chance at a regular upbringing.
It's kind of the...
You know, it's hard to feel someone who had a f***ing TV show from when he was, like, nine years old and has millions of dollars.
That's true.
He was funny on that show.
I have some f***ing parents.
I get instigated personally.
Let's continue.
This is going really well.
So, you came down here, so have you had discussions with people a lot?
And do you find that they don't necessarily...
I try to have discussions with people, but a lot of times people don't want to have discussions.
No, they just interrupt.
They'll yell at me, and they'll yell, he will not divide us, over and over and over again.
Yeah.
But I have hung out with Shia like three times.
Really?
He shook my hand.
He hasn't confronted me about anything.
There was one time...
Did your hand just like swallow his?
I would imagine it was like that movie My Giant with Billy Crystal and George Mersam.
I was shit-talking his movies.
Really?
Well, that doesn't seem like a good opener, to be honest.
I don't like to shit-talk people's personal lives, so I don't say anything about him like that.
Well, you can do it with Not Gay Jared.
He's used to it.
But, um, like, people will talk about him personally.
I don't do that so much.
I shit-talked his movies one night, and he was, like, down here in, like, ten seconds.
Really?
Yeah, and I thought he was gonna confront you.
Shia, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sucked.
That's the least controversial thing that could be said here.
Everyone's like, I love Trump, let's burn her hair.
Crystal skull sucks.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much, yeah.
Why are you guys down here?
Honestly, we're just down here because it didn't seem like a good idea at the time.
And we were hoping to find more people who would disagree, obviously, who would express them, but they just interrupt and scream.
Have you seen all the people that have been down here?
There's a lot of wacky...
There's that one guy with the long blonde hair who's here all the time.
I don't know.
He looks like one of the Z-Boys.
Yeah, an anti-Trump guy.
It seems like it's been co-opted that this is mostly a pro-Trump wall.
Yeah, it has.
Alright, well then we're going to have to button up this show here.
Is there anyone here who is anti-Trump, who will not divide us, who would like to speak their piece before we end our broadcast?
Thank you so much for just the server bandwidth, Shia.
We were running out of space.
We have to migrate everything over at louderwithcrowder.com, so we appreciate how gracious you've been.
Anyone at all?
Anyone who would have a different viewpoint?
It seems like this has become a very pro-Trump area in New York.
- Thanks a lot.
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
- Yeah.
- High fives all around.
- Autism.
- Autism wins at the end.
- He will not divide us.
- He will not divide us. - And obviously, obviously the police officers are very likely pro-Trump because the left constantly shits on them, so we appreciate them being very helpful here and keeping people safe.
Blue Lives Matter, we appreciate it!
Thank you, officers!
As a matter of fact, they're not allowed to express their political opinions, but there's an officer right here who was very nice who came over.
He's like, hey, what are you doing?
It looks fun.
We told him.
He said, oh, that sounds great.
Have a good time.
We appreciate how gracious people have been in New York.
Surprised how reasonable...
I will say this.
In New York, it's kind of like campuses.
Once you get out of Manhattan, it's the leftists who scream the loudest.
I do think you probably find a lot of people here in Queens, in Brooklyn, Long Island, who have a lot more in common with those Midwestern voters than you would think.
So, loudwithcladder.com.
Next week, we'll have Jake Shields.
I think we might have George St.
Pierre.
We're going to have Cesar Millan.
I think Courtney Kirchhoff, a Not Gay Jared show, Morning Grinders starts.
Thank you very much.
Everyone, give yourselves a round of applause.
Thanks so much for making a good show.
He will not divide us.
See you next week.
He will not divide us.
He will not divide us!
He will not divide us!
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