Mocking Conspiracy Cranks: Moon Landing & Flat Earth Dave | Know More News - Adam Green
Adam Green and Big Brain Tech (Owen Benjamin) dismantle conspiracy theories surrounding the April 17, 2026 Artemis 2 mission, specifically refuting Flat Earth Dave's claims that rockets are hot air balloons and astronauts are actors. They detail the technical reality of six-degree atmospheric re-entry, ablative heat shields, and sequential parachute deployment to reach a 30 km/h splashdown, while ridiculing pseudoscience regarding Earth's rotation and light refraction. Ultimately, the segment exposes these theorists as delusional grifters lacking basic physics comprehension, reinforcing NASA's proven engineering legacy against baseless Illuminati narratives. [Automatically generated summary]
Houston Integrity, good last jettison, great view.
Copy jettison, Team Eco 8 plus 02.
Integrity and nominal MECO core stage separated.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
Adam Green here with No More News.
Thank you for joining me today, Friday, April 17th, 2026.
Gonna be mocking some conspiracy cranks today.
The internet is ablaze still with Artemis 2 conspiracy theories.
This time, everybody's talking about the re entry of the capsule through the atmosphere and the splashdown with the parachutes is impossible.
We're gonna go through some of that.
A lot of the Flat Earth Dave disinfo grift.
Joining to cover it all is a real big brain guy that I often watch debunking some of these conspiracies out there.
He's been on many times before.
I've been having his friend Tech Monkey on a few times recently, but now the OG is here to get into all this stuff.
What's up?
Big Brain Tech, I guess they're calling him now.
That's what it is, right?
Big Tech?
A lot of people are calling me that.
Everybody's saying he's got a real big brain.
And, you know, quite frankly, he is a really smart guy.
So he's a pretty smart guy.
He's got a lot going on upstairs.
You know what I mean?
I like a guy who's real smart.
So anyway, that's what they're saying about me.
So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big brain.
Big brain.
You cut out a second there.
Big brain, what?
Science.
Uh oh, I'm struggling, dude.
My internet's struggling.
We got to start struggling.
Yeah, you're lagging a bit.
You can't handle my brain?
I think that's what it is, too.
Two big brain massage shutting it down.
Brutal.
Well, damn.
Oh, it's okay.
You're coming in now.
You're coming in now.
Oh, did it fit?
I prayed.
I said a prayer.
God bless big text prayers.
Let's go.
Big blessing.
Hey, I thought something special, okay?
In honor of the debunking that we're going to do by these jacks.
Lying delusional grifters.
I figured they like this new hat update.
Best $5 I've ever spent right here.
This is for all the flurfs out there.
Well, you're cucked to the biggest movie studio company in the world.
What now, bitches?
You know, it's just a movie studio, right?
Screenshot.
Nice.
Screenshot.
All right.
Hey, let's, you know, on NASA, like, honestly, dude, do you believe they're actually launching rockets at them?
Like, come on.
Seriously, bro?
No, dude.
They're hot air balloons, according to Flat Earth Dave and the internet.
Blown up balloons.
They're going to space.
You think they're actually floating around in my.
They can't, bro.
They can't.
They can't.
Come on, bro.
The firmament's there.
It's impossible.
Obviously, they're all just actors, right?
They're just actors.
Yeah.
Illuminati Jack Parson, Aleister Crowley, Satanist, all the pagan terms, clearly Antichrist, trying to hide that God created us and we're in a realm and not on a little speck that evolved from monkeys floating through space.
Obviously, nobody wants us to know that.
NASA is just.
Damn.
Creators of very fluffy white clouds in their cloud machines.
Yeah, so here's the re entry.
You covered some of this yesterday, right?
Here's the re entry, very slow.
I heard it's over 4,000 miles that they go through, starting from skipping off the top and then going slowly, as much as an angle as you can, basically.
They're basically coming in parallel to the earth almost, right?
So they get most drag, most gradual.
Makes sense to me.
Gradually slow down through the atmosphere.
Withstand the heat and then it cools off afterwards.
Are we going to watch Owen covering this?
He did.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Owen's pushing it super hard.
Him and Flat Earth are leading the charge with this new re entry cookery, which is so stupid, too, because it's like such a real.
If it was fake, why would they tell you crazy numbers that would disprove this that you guys would be able to debunk?
And also, like, clearly the heat shield is a big deal.
Elon and SpaceX is trying to have develop their heat shields to have reusable.
It's like a big deal.
And they talk all about it.
But oh, the smartest guys in the world, Flat Earth Dave and Owen, with their physics and engineering and chemistry degrees, no better than everybody on Earth.
And everybody's just lying Satanists.
And they're the smart ones.
They are the smart ones.
They seem smart to me.
When I tune in, I think, you know what?
Thank God for these guys.
Otherwise, I'd just be stuck with these science propagandists at NASA.
How crazy is it?
Like, how much of a litmus test?
Anybody that thinks Flat Earth Dave is right, like, you think Flat Earth Dave, of all people, is like smarter than the collective consciousness of all academics and scientists ever.
Wow, that's going to give me a seizure.
So there's the re entry.
Let's watch a little bit of stuff and then we'll get into.
Oh, what's that?
The shield is designed to ablate, to burn away on purpose, absorbing the energy.
While the astronauts inside stay safe and cool.
Once the spacecraft slows down to a mere 500 kilometers an hour, parachutes begin deploying.
There are 11 in all, released in a precise sequence.
If all of that goes according to plan, the capsule is moving at just 30 kilometers an hour when it hits the water for splashdown.
Welcome home.
The Artemis 11 parachutes.
I thought it was just two stages.
I didn't realize it was 11.
What is it?
Three, three?
And four and five, three, three, and five.
Uh, yeah, I only remember the first three, and then another set, another three.
I thought it's weird.
He said 11.
Yeah, dude, this time lapse of this is so cool.
Yeah, that's sick.
And it's like, we've been doing this the whole time now, all of a sudden, it's an issue.
They're like, wait a second, what?
It's like, has the chat, has your audience already seen them?
Did you show everybody already in a previous show?
Maybe I missed that segment.
No.
They're all freaking out and talking about how they think that the moon.
No, I wanted to say the official story and the reality first and then show the kooky stuff they're saying.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
You're ready to get to them, huh?
Yeah, it's pretty badass.
Honestly, it seems freaky and risky.
I can't believe they ever even tried it one time.
These people are.
Mad.
Oh, well, they tested with the non manned equipment first and realized, well, hey, they had sensors inside.
They knew how hot it got and they're like, they can do it.
Did they?
Probably.
Did they ever bring anything back before they sent?
They did an unmanned splashdown first?
I don't.
I would assume.
I would assume.
Or they just didn't take them all the way up.
See my what?
I can see your connection on OBS.
You're getting throttled.
The flat earthers are trying to stop us right now.
It's kind of rough.
This is a viral thing that was going around yesterday.
It's the bang from the thrusters after they did one of the first skips because they come in and they skip the top of the atmosphere to slow down before they, you know, do the burn as they go through at a really low six degree angle, is what I saw.
It's almost parallel.
That's how much.
Yeah.
So, but yeah, so when they skip, if the thruster doesn't boost and turn on and send them back.
Down after they go up and cool off a little bit, then they're just floating off into space forever.
So there was like a big deal if this turns on or not.
Oh, yeah, they're cooked.
If they can't adjust their trajectory, they're just going to go right back off into space.
So it's crazy that they do this, man.
Honestly, it's insane.
You ever see how they do the space shuttle?
It's the same thing, except for it's a giant.
That was awesome.
Hold on.
Dude, they do it in beats.
That was awesome.
Little pulses of the thrusters.
I saw how they do the thrusters.
It's insane.
That's another thing they're doing too on the launch.
They're like, look, it looks blown up because the thing moves like the rocket bottoms move to aim it a little bit, right?
That's why it's flexible material.
Did it show the thrusters right there?
Let me see.
It didn't show them.
I watched another video a few weeks ago by myself where they got into all the equipment and the dashboard and stuff.
Design of the thrusters.
So, how NASA Orion spacecraft will return to Earth skips?
Is it more than one skip?
Do you know?
Did they do one skip or multiple?
I think it was just one.
But this shows a few.
It depends on how hot it's getting, I think, and how well the heat shielding is holding up or something like that.
They do it just for cooling off.
It's weird how these guys can't accept a gradual slowdown as the atmosphere gets thicker and thicker.
And then parachute.
Like, it's never been anything that I questioned at all.
And they're just all of a sudden think they've like cracked the case and all of it's impossible.
Everything.
Why wouldn't NASA tell you it's doing things that were impossible and that you would discover are secretly impossible?
They would just say it's different things.
So stupid.
Yeah, it's one thing to say that, it's one thing to say, like, I've heard them, they're coming out with like, Their argument is it's impossible for them to have done that.
That was a very.
It's one thing to say, I find it hard to believe that anything like this could happen.
You know, like it's different.
It's one thing to say, no way.
Come on.
You did this.
No way.
You guys really believe that?
It's okay to be skeptical, I guess.
But to say it doesn't make sense and it's impossible and the story doesn't even check out is retarded.
Like, no, it actually does.
All these flat earthers are just basically expressing.
A total lack of comprehension of even what's going on, and then arguing against that.
Yeah.
Nuh uh.
They just, it's basically, uh uh.
Oh, is this going to play?
Thank you, COVID.
Okay, I'll check that in a minute here.
Here's one more.
I thought this was pretty cool.
This is 13 minutes and 36 seconds.
When the drugs cut away, we went back to free fall, and watching that on the video felt almost the same way it felt in the vehicle.
I would tell you, I've never been base jumping, I've never been skydiving, but if you dove off a skydiver, a skyscraper backwards, That's what it felt like for five seconds.
And then the mains, the pilots in the mains came out and it was watching that on the video.
Look at how it, the other parachutes let go right after it pops off.
It's so sick.
That's all CGI apparently to these people, right?
Oh, I saw them trying to say, like, how do they even fit the parachutes in there?
And it's just like, dude, you guys just are never going to get it.
All right.
So here are some of the.
This one's got 5,000 views, 220,000 views, 5,000 likes.
This was an IQ test.
So now we'll get into the conspiracy, kooks.
And we got the powerchat.live slash no more news turned on.
If you want to get in on the laughter and the clowning and the dunking, exposing these wizards, tell us what you think about these wizards that are lying grifters.
They all do this style video where they look stuff up and make little faces.
Oh my god, get to the point already.
What is this?
Lands in the ocean at this time in San Diego.
Okay.
Flat Earth Deception Exposed00:15:05
Flight radar.
Looks at a plane somewhere over the ocean.
20,000 feet.
Dude, what is this?
I think he's trying to say that, like, the astronauts are secretly in some plane that just goes really high.
That's why there's zero gravity and they're like staging things.
I think that's what he's saying.
That's one of the theories, dude.
Watch, I know this because I saw Dave, Flat Earth Dave, had this.
Where is it?
Shoot.
It's his first video.
Dude, Flat Earth Dave is putting the dumbest videos out.
It's It's hard to believe these guys are really this stupid.
Dude, where is it?
Oh, bro.
There it is.
It's way earlier.
Sorry.
We're going to watch Flat Earth Dave's here in a second.
Dude, I don't know where it's at.
I'm confused.
It was the very next tab.
I literally went through every single one.
I love how they accuse NASA of being CGI and AI and everything, right?
And all of their proof is just them making bad AIs.
Like, oh, zoom out.
See, zooming out, and they're really just in this secret NASA airplane.
He just posted an AI zoom out and go, look, it's a studio.
Yeah, that's their proof.
No, these people are just shameless liars, dude.
It's so crazy.
It's so nuts.
Okay, so the theme with Flat Earthers everybody remember.
What do I always say, Adam?
Every accusation is a confession.
Mm hmm.
That's their thing.
We'll hear it Owen today, probably talking about the narcissist.
So, we're going to cover that one.
Every accusation is a confession with them because it's all pure projection.
They accuse everyone else of being retarded because they're retarded.
They accuse everyone else of lying because they're always lying.
They accuse everyone of being afraid of the truth because they are afraid of the truth.
Like, space actually scares these people when they think about space.
Like, if they listen to some Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about the universe is incredibly large and we're alone on a little blue ball or something.
They like piss their pants.
They get existential dread and get sad.
Nihilist.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see.
People are chat saying maybe they dropped the capsule out of this airplane.
Maybe that's what he agrees with.
Dude, they're talking about.
That it's similar parachutes like when in an aircraft.
He's not saying they dropped it out.
The face he makes, too, here.
So, without going all the way to the moon, they tested re entry to figure it out.
Why is this suspicious?
If this is even real, real video.
I would assume they're doing this.
Wayne, they tested the parachutes?
Yeah.
Now, NASA deaths.
I did see that they asked Trump about this.
Did you see that?
All these scientists are dying, supposedly.
They're like, is it a foreign nation taking out all our scientists?
No, we have a Bart Sabrell fan in the chat.
No way.
For real?
Yeah, he's the one honest Jew.
So, what is telling us that the moon landings flake?
Dude.
Yeah.
Okay, Flat Earth Dave says he's one of the good ones.
He's cool.
Totally.
Nobody is buying this.
Naraku.
One of the fastest.
Balloon rockets.
So we're telling you, thousands of people, countless people, watch this rocket go up in the air.
You could see.
Oh, dude.
It was doing this to me some yesterday, too.
It's weird.
It works.
Your router's dying.
I think so.
Montreal, 19 cent, $5.
Please don't just poison the well with tick TOC.
Jew Weiss and Spiritual Jew Owen play the clip high sent.
Power Chat won't play censoring low count videos.
Oh, okay.
We got to play one of the good videos, not this TikTok slop.
Yeah, from one of the serious, serious flat earthers.
Let's go.
I can't wait.
Send more.
Are there any moon deniers in the chat?
Show us all the good ones.
Yeah, help us.
We're caught in the bad slop algorithm.
We need the real proof that it's fake.
Norda just subscribed on Rumble.
Nice, thank you.
The worst, cringiest conspiracy videos, too.
Yeah, Owen said that the rockets are literally just helium blows.
Oh, come on.
It doesn't look like I think it should look like.
Says the guy that could not build a model rocket if he tried.
Okay, I don't want to watch that full 17.
Here's another one The Impossible Declaration.
Okay, that one's too long, too.
Let's do this one NASA perversion.
They can't help themselves.
Let's go.
They're playing the funny music.
Clown.
You know it's fake.
The clown music, yeah.
The circus.
Oh, this is it?
This is stupid, too.
He got this from Owen.
Owen says it looks like a dick and balls, and that's why they're saying it's fake.
Like, what is going on with this?
This is no Apollo moon mission.
Why is there two moons?
Like, they never left Earth and wrapped around the moon and then came back to Earth and then wrapped around the moon again.
Like, what is this even supposed to be?
Are they showing two different?
Looks like they're showing two different possible plans.
Like, if we go launch on this day, we're going to do this.
If we launch on this day, we're going to do that or something.
And they go, oh, they're just hiding dicks everywhere.
They're perverted Satanists.
It's obviously fake.
This is how retarded this shit is.
Yeah, what am I even looking at?
It's too small on my end to make it out exactly.
What's that diagram for?
I don't know.
Weird.
And then they do this.
Is one of them the way out and the other one's the way back or something?
Maybe.
No, it was two moons.
Huh.
And then this one.
They're just seeing dicks everywhere.
I think it speaks.
They can't help it.
Anyway, what shape do you think a rocket should be, geniuses?
Is it going to be a cube or a sphere or something like that or something aerodynamic?
Yeah, it's shaped like an arrow.
Wow, that's so crazy that it's shaped the same way that if you threw a spear or a beard.
It's shaped like a bullet.
Wow, that's crazy.
It's shaped like a bullet.
Like, whoa.
Yeah, it must be dicks.
Yeah.
To go, like they kind of do the same thing, they kind of pierce through this, pierces through the air, we're we pierce through the vagina, you know.
But like birds, also aerodynamic birds, aerodynamic fish.
Oh, dude, it's just so satanic.
There's dicks everywhere.
My dick is that shape because it's from space, firmament.
Crazy.
Okay.
Get ready for the fake Artemis splashdown.
We should just keep that music playing.
I kind of like that.
It was putting me in the flat earth mood.
He'll have some other music for this one, too.
The art of deception.
His art is deception.
All he does is try to deceive people and lie to people, and then gaslight.
Yeah.
We're totally extension to the moon.
On Rumble.
How dare you assume my dick shape?
Exactly.
I mean, you can't have a square dick.
You can't have a sphere dick.
That wouldn't work.
My dick's shaped like a Star Wars.
Like your brain.
Star Wars Imperial Cruiser.
Yeah.
Your dick head looks just like your big brain.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That wouldn't work either.
They're circumcised rockets.
Flat dick theory.
Fuck it.
Did chat say that?
Flat dick theory?
That's funny.
Dicks are flat.
That's the real conspiracy.
Flat dick.
Yeah, that's a good one, Liam.
Dicks are flat.
Flat dick theorist.
Yeah.
I like this soundtrack.
Feeling inspired by NASA.
Hail NASA!
All right, he's just like showing it.
Where's the debunk?
It's a deception and just shows it.
So friggin' cool.
Yeah, kinda is.
No, bro.
You're cool, Flat Earth Dave.
Space travel, engineering, rockets.
None of that's cool.
It's all faking gay and Jewish.
Flat Earth Dave, that's cool.
They're just doing this because they hate God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why they fake these things.
I'm unimpressed by your faking of the moon mission.
I know that you really just hate God.
Yeah.
You're an actor trying to deceive us from knowing about the dome.
Yeah.
That's your religion.
Reality.
Wake up, sheeple.
One of many test runs.
Okay.
Well, I guess that, I guess test runs are suspicious, huh?
Okay, we can't do it.
We get it.
Is that all it's going to be?
Liars.
Oh my gosh.
That's a very popular t shirt, I'm sure.
Was that the video that was from the Super Chat?
No.
Oh.
I'll pull that up right now.
Okay.
I'll go grab it right now.
I forgot.
Still two minutes and 40 seconds left in our blackout period.
Time to splash.
What, that's supposed to look like a big, fiery Satan sperm?
Still waiting to establish voice communication.
Fallen Angel.
Integrity, Houston, calm check, post blackout.
Yeah, oh, it's Fallen Angel symbolic.
You all know it, don't you?
Oh my god, they're so dumb.
Okay.
Yeah, so accelerating to 40 miles an hour is different than cruising at Mach 30.
Yeah, no shit.
They're gradually slowing down over like half the Earth.
Yeah, they pull like three and a half G's on the slowdown.
It's like not that bad.
I'm a big nigga!
Oh my God, this is.
Wake up!
Wow, dude.
This is so boomer cringe.
I can't believe this.
Okay, I got to share this with you.
This was so fucking funny.
This is Flatter Dave's new video.
Look at this.
What he does is this Lord Jamar guy here.
This is so fucking funny.
Damn it.
Went behind the moon eclipse.
You can see part of the corona on this edge of the moon over it.
This dumbass isn't even signing anymore.
Watch how embarrassing this is.
First image, fully lit.
Flatter Dave's Embarrassing Video00:08:19
How could they take a long exposure when the Earth is spinning so fast like a top?
What the fuck?
Traveling 17,000 miles per hour.
67,000 miles per hour.
How could they?
Later, they give us this image long exposure, short exposure.
Long exposure, short exposure, long exposure.
The clouds are exactly the same.
Exact match.
Yeah, I will.
I will.
So watch this.
Hooray!
Another series of dumb fuck flat earthers not understanding rotational dynamics.
How are these assholes still pretending that the earth is supposed to be spinning super fast?
How is anyone still saying this shit?
Genuinely.
I have to understand how anyone could still be spewing this moronic talking point.
It spins once a day.
That's what a fucking day is.
So, the earth spins once per day, bro.
That's what a fucking day is.
Did you know that?
Do you know what a day means?
It's how long it takes the earth to spin around one time.
So, all of this thousand miles an hour bullshit just makes you sound like an idiot because it spins once a day.
It spins at half the rate of the hour hand on a clock.
Not so fast, is it?
Wow.
Pretty funny shit, huh?
Yeah, really funny.
Any response?
Yeah.
You're full of shit.
Am I full of shit about what a day is?
Is a day 24 hours?
What's a day, dude?
Tell me what a day is.
Once a day, you guys, the earth spins.
Bro, you're full of shit.
That's Lord Jamar.
He did a crying video with Dave Weiss, Flat Earth Dave, after Professor Dave destroyed both of them.
And they still keep saying that it spins so fast, the water should be sloshing around, and you jump up in the air and you land in a different spot.
And how is it possible that they're still saying this?
How is it possible that they're still saying this?
How is it possible?
See, this, you know, he's just not an idiot.
He is an intentional grifting liar, I think, Flat Earth Dave.
Because he's been corrected on that way too many times, and he's still showing it.
How could you take two photos?
Owen thinks Lord Jamal and Flat Earth Dave are like the smartest guys on Earth.
And everybody else are dumb liars.
And then, if we call them out and laugh at how stupid they are, they go, You're mad.
That's just your religion.
You're traumatized.
I think all of that is projection.
I think the funniest thing, actually, is what you just said.
The fact that Owen thinks that these guys are smart is probably the biggest and most damning indictment of Owen Benjamin, he is surrounded by these.
Stupid, stupid people who are lying and retarded.
And he's giving them all sorts of credibility and joining their team and gassing them up and arguing for them.
Yeah.
And he was doing their talking points.
If he was being funny, I would think it was a bit.
You know, if there was like a little bit of like a wink to it or something, if he would let us in on the joke that he's just fucking around, I'd think, okay, this is actually kind of hilarious.
But he's not.
He's not joking.
It's real.
He's just an idiot.
And you can't just say, even if it is a bit, that would be kind of funny, but it's still like a detriment to society because his clips, especially on people retarded.
$5 you think they can track every single speck of debris that might come into contact with them and the ISS at 17k/25k miles.
Per hour.
Yeah, it's a really big.
Did you not hear?
He's talking about space debris hitting the ISS or hitting other things.
It's so spread out, dude.
It's like saying, you know, two bottles in the ocean are going to crash into each other.
Something like that, right?
Even worse because the Earth at that high up, the circumference is way more.
So it's even, you know what I'm saying, right?
Yeah, it's like, dude, worrying about that, that's like saying, that's like if you throw a handful of sawdust in the ocean somewhere, like you just like out by Hawaii, you like throw a handful of sawdust in the ocean, and then you're like, all right, I'm going to go in a submarine somewhere in the Atlantic on the other side of the planet, and I hope none of this sawdust hits us.
Like that's how much space is around up there.
It's like unimaginably wide open.
So, this is what the super chatter said.
The COVID is not real super chatter said it.
Nathan Oakley, I'm pretty sure I've heard this guy's name.
This guy is a total douchebag, lunatic, from what I remember.
You've seen this guy before?
Evil maniac.
Evil maniac.
Yeah.
I don't even want to listen to him.
You all know it's flat.
So, at the time that I made a video saying flat earth debate's over and then explaining that there's no debate to be had.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you're right.
Always finds level.
Curving upside down oceans only exist in science fiction CGI.
Next time you're at the beach, think about how far you need to fly over the sea before ocean curves upside down.
That's got to be a joke.
No, it's maxed out, Bear.
This is the one person in the chat that likes me and Owen.
Yeah.
Woo!
Woo!
That's a laugh.
You just said that?
Oh my God.
It curves upside down, Adam.
What are you going to do now?
Owned?
Yeah.
There is no upside down.
And the amount of water, the surface layer of water on the ocean.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's keep going a little bit more.
What the fuck?
This was a common one too.
Everybody was saying these are taken 12 hours apart, but how is everything the same?
And it's like, you idiots, it's too far.
Photos one after the other with different settings, different exposure to allow in more light.
It was actually all dim.
The corona of the sun is behind it.
It was lit up from the moon glow a little bit.
You can even see how it goes up into Europe there and the lights in some of the cities.
It's nighttime.
How much should the earth have spun in a couple seconds, dumbass?
What's that?
A completely negligible amount is the answer for all three questions.
Then why the shit did you make this video?
What else?
You don't have any lead or the AI toolkit is live on Artlist.
All right.
Never mind.
Let's go to Owens.
So, an object shaped like this hits Earth's atmosphere going 25,000 miles per hour and slows down over hundreds of miles.
No, isn't it thousands of miles?
I heard 4,000 miles.
Yes, thousands of miles over 14 minutes of slowing down.
It's 14 minutes of slamming on the brakes nonstop.
Slowing Down Through Atmosphere00:14:17
And then, yeah, it slows down.
Quick question.
How do they know it won't start spinning like a bullet or tumbling like a football?
Those are the options.
Why?
That's why.
Or it's just shaped in a way that it naturally sticks and goes in a certain direction, and that they tested it out a bunch and worked with different shapes.
Question.
I love how they always ask questions that they need to ask Google and Grok or NASA.
They always ask questions and then never look for the answers or accept the answers.
Anyway, that's why there's rifling on guns so it spins, creating a straighter shot.
I only want answers from people who truly believe their answer is accurate.
No sarcasm from people making fun of it.
There's been a real singularity recently, and I actually can't tell the difference.
We can't tell the difference with you, Owen.
We don't know if this is a big bit or what.
Debunk me.
By the way, minimal spin or tumble would turn the inside of the capsule into a blood blender.
You got any thoughts?
I mean, the way it's shaped, you can already tell.
Like, there's a nose.
It's the nose of the rocket, basically.
So, the point, it's going to go in the direction of the point.
And they're able to angle it and start it with the thrusters as they go in.
Like, what's so hard?
Definitely don't play the Nathan Oakley clip because he is awful.
What a dumb ad hominem while you cover Jews.
Make fun of his voice and play three seconds.
Okay.
All right.
We'll play a little more.
I'm not watching the.
Wasn't it long?
I'm not watching the whole thing.
All right, Owen.
All right.
You there, Big Tech?
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm not going to complain about it, by the way.
It won't help the show, but you are lagging on my end and I'm cutting it out.
So if I talk over you or if I don't hear you right away, it's sort of like doing a rubber band thing on my end.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I got it.
I mean, to the super chat, I mean, like, you want us to sit here and just listen to this.
This freaking ugly Bogan or whatever this guy is.
We just want to listen to him yap for a while.
This is the video you want us to watch.
I mean, fine, but you don't have something better.
No, I do.
No, I'm talking to the guy who sent the Nathan Oakley super chat.
Like, yeah, how long are we supposed to watch that?
Yeah, giving us him like he's the real good one and everybody else is bad or shills or disinfo is just like laughable.
It's laughable that you think that this guy is smarter than we are.
It's like you failed the litmus test.
Well, yeah, it's just, yeah, we, I mean, the fact that you chose to send this in just kind of tells us what you are, and then we just didn't want to give you our time to be.
It's like, if you listen to this guy and you like him, you're impressed or something, opinion disregarded.
But I mean, how long are we supposed to listen?
We can listen to it.
Maybe it's going to blow our minds, right?
Like, what's he going to say?
We got to look at this guy.
Ew.
Sure.
Yeah.
Know it, don't you?
No.
You all know it's flat.
So at the time, we don't.
That's how they say, you know God's real, you just want to sin, or you know God's real, you just hate your dad or something, right?
That's what they say.
You know it.
Flat Earth debate's over, and then it's over.
There's no debate to be had.
Everyone measures Earth flat.
Everyone in the flat Earth corner of the internet that are watching that video go, this is really easy to understand.
I think I remember this guy from.
Professor Dave's videos about Antarctica trip.
He was spurging hard about the Antarctica trip.
I think he was calling these other guys shills or agents or something.
Oh, yeah.
He said he accused Witsit of faking it and being in on a big old op to deceive everybody.
And it was a green screen.
And Witsit's like a Fed and an agent and Jaren too.
It's crazy.
It's not complicated.
It's just how it is.
And whenever we measure it, we'll affirm it.
And they saw the 24 hour sun and it destroyed their model.
Yeah.
By measurement, we can show it.
And so will you or anybody else who measures Earth ever.
It ain't complicated.
We've done it, we know it's flat, we measure it flat, and so do you for a fair while.
You then point out, yeah, we've done it and you know it.
This is his argument because he's wrong.
They haven't done it and we think they're retarded liars.
So double L.
But in reality, if there was going to be an upheaval, the uphalling upheaval starts now as people start to register it.
You in the audience, you all having this epiphany, knowing that Earth is flat.
And being able to say it in one word, miles.
There you go.
They call us in a cult, too.
Well, that doesn't mean it's measured flat.
Okay.
Somebody paid me $30 to play this.
Isn't something that anybody in my audience would say in 2025?
Yeah.
Just say, yeah, it's linear.
Bro.
Measured flat.
Not.
It's measured flat.
I'm going to open the door for you to argue that this works on a board.
Hey, Adam, can you pause?
You don't do that anymore.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess it's over, bro.
I mean, it measures flat.
So.
I mean, what.
What could we possibly do now that it's measured flat?
So, I mean, I guess it, I guess they're right.
I mean, if it measures flat, I mean, like, what argument could we possibly have, right?
Yeah, he said so.
Some crazy dude on the internet said so.
I just saw a cool graphic about how people say it looks flat, it measures flat.
Look at this.
Why the earth seems flat.
It measures flat, bro.
Measures flat.
You, and you know it.
All right, here we go.
Look, why the earth seems flat to us.
Zoom in that much, and you still just see how high Mount Everest is.
Get it?
Yeah.
Well, so here's let me say something.
So, when they say it measures flat, this is flat earth speak for what they really mean.
And this is the amazing thing I learned in covering the flat earth I did like almost a whole year of it back.
It's so funny, guys.
He just broke up.
It's so funny.
Language they're speaking, and they don't mean to, but they're.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, guys, big tech.
I watch big tech.
He goes into like Discord calls or he goes into spaces and trolls these guys and debunks these guys.
And it is hilarious content.
A big tech on kick with these guys.
It is, it's one of the funniest things.
Looks like I'm back.
Yeah, we cut out there.
Hopefully it stays.
But okay, so when they say it measures flat, what they really mean is we looked for the curve and we couldn't see it.
That's really what they mean.
They aren't ever measuring it flat.
They're looking for the curve, failing to see it, and then saying, well, must be flat.
That's all it is.
They're not going out there like with a long straight edge, right?
They don't have like a 50 mile ruler that's flat and then putting it up against the earth.
They're not measuring it flat.
They're doing cockamamie experiments.
And then interpreting the data to say, well, I don't see a curve.
And then, if you tell them, and by the way, all of their measurements, every single one of them requires light, whether it's looking off in the distance or shining a laser somewhere, it's all just light based experiments.
And then they deny the fact that light curves all the time.
Like that's how we have prescription lenses on our face.
That's how we have cameras on our cameras.
That's why things bend when you like put the pool cleaner rod into your pool and it gets all kind of like bent out of shape, or you look at an ice cube inside of your, uh, Cup of water, and it looks kind of weird and wonky.
Light curves, and so yeah, light bends around the planet to a degree.
And we know about it, we can anticipate it, we can predict how much it's not perfectly precise because we don't know all the atmospheric conditions everywhere.
But in the way, based on just the weather, we can say, Yeah, it's going to refract about this much with reliable predictability.
So.
All that's going on.
Light doesn't travel straight.
But they just won't, they can't wrap their mind around it or they just refuse to.
So that's really all they mean when they say the earth measures flat.
Note that what they mean is they looked at some light and then they assumed the light is traveling in a perfectly straight line and then they measured the earth against that and they found, well, it's basically following the earth.
So it must be a flat earth.
So they're retarded.
See, there it is.
See, there it is.
They looked.
That's just light, bro.
When you look at something, that's light hitting your eye.
So if the light travels perfectly straight, then yes, you'd only be able to see that far.
But that's not the case.
Light bends over the horizon all the time.
Sent $5.
The video address is Big Tech's straw man argument.
Sure, make fun of your audience for sending you money.
Okay, that's not why we're leaving money.
Let's hear the straw man.
Which is that old guard way of keeping the rhetoric of a ball that's been argued and defeated alive in the mind's eye of anybody who watches the show.
It's like now, each time you assess that flat earth debate housekeeping question, you go, if the earth is utilizing a sphere edge for a horizon, you've got to measure it flat for the miles to assert the distance to it, and you've got to measure your height off a surface level that's flat, and then you've got to Get up with an eye level that's parallel with the ground, you're like, everything I do that I measure is flat.
So it's absurd to assert that there's a geometric sphere edge for a horizon below the surface level I've got to measure.
Seems like a stupid place to be.
Asking about containment is equally absurd.
And you know, there's a law of gravitating our perception of how gas behaves always and how we describe it to one another.
Yeah, it always spreads out in all directions until it glides with something.
It's just what it does.
Unless it's what?
Dude, this guy's schizo, bro.
Like, I'm sorry.
We're making a video.
Yeah, redeeming himself.
Like, we're doing a video laughing about flat earthers.
You send in a super chat of some kooky flat earther, and like, you're going to get mad that we make fun of it.
Like, what do you think we're going to say?
Like, oh, you paid me money.
Wow, this is fucking awesome.
This guy's fucking got it.
He cracked the case.
I guess it is a satanic deception.
Is that what you expect?
What you expect?
We're talking about flat Earth.
Hey, fuck off, dumbass.
Just send some money and enjoy the show.
Don't sit here and make requests and then bitch that you didn't get what you want.
We're talking about the Artemis moon mission re entry.
We're not talking about some ugly, dysgenic, fucked up teeth, bald, supervillain looking idiot.
Who can't understand why gas sticks to the surface of the earth without a containing wall?
This guy is a moron, and you're a moron.
So shut the fuck up, send some money, enjoy the show, or maybe go smash your head against a brick wall until your brain falls out.
Either one, fine with me.
But you suck.
Yeah, dude.
Like, it's really sad.
I pity the people that have been duped by Flat Earth Dave and Owen Benjamin and that Nathan Ogley guy and Witsit.
And, like, the grift is they're exposing wizards while they're being wizards lying to all of you.
By the way, we're not mad at Flat Earth.
We're mad at you.
Yeah.
We actually hate you.
Like, I want to lock you in a dungeon and.
You're just not pulling your weight, man.
You're not cutting it.
You're not pulling your weight.
You're just no good.
Hey, maybe can you turn off the video?
Unclick the video and maybe your audio will come in better.
I have the picture up for you.
Okay, I'll try that.
Ad hominem?
What?
You don't know the difference between an ad hominem and.
An insult, apparently.
Yeah, we didn't say he's wrong because he's ugly.
We said he's wrong and ugly.
Yeah.
Dumb.
Okay.
Yeah.
You would travel 50 miles in seven seconds at 25,000 miles per hour.
So at 300,000 feet above the Earth, the capsule would have seven seconds before it hits the Earth.
So it goes from 25,000 miles per hour to 350,000 miles per hour.
Yeah.
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You understand he's saying that because Owen thinks that the space.
Capsules coming straight down into the earth, so from that height to the other one, from one elevation to the next, it would take seven seconds at that speed.
If you're going straight at the earth, that's what he thinks is happening because he's an idiot, he thinks it's going straight down.
We've been doing this type of re entry since the Apollo missions in the 60s and 70s, and then we've done it dozens and dozens and dozens of times with all of the astronauts coming back from the space station ever since we got rid of the shuttle program and we started doing any capsules.
We've done this a bunch of times, and every time.
It's always arcing around the planet and then slowly adjusting in at a few degree angle toward the surface and sliding in through the atmosphere almost parallel with the surface of the curved Earth.
So it's in like a continuously matching curve as it's being brought down gradually by gravity and steered into the atmosphere.
It slides slowly.
It's like putting the brakes on very slowly as it's coming.
And then they begin to descend basically straight down.
And the fact that Owen doesn't even know how the program works, after being a flat earther and a moon denier for many years, he's been trying to debunk the moon landing for years and years.
He's never even watched Apollo 13.
Like he hasn't even looked into the movie level version of the story, let alone actually watching a rocket launch or a re entry, any footage for himself.
He's just listening to flat earthers and re.
Repeating what they say before even going and gaining an understanding of what we all think is going on.
Like, he doesn't even know what we think is happening and he's trying to argue.
Isn't that wild?
Like, he doesn't even, like, the whole world's watching the re entry.
He doesn't even look at it and try to comprehend what's taking place, but starts debunking it before even taking a look.
Like, how dumb do you have to be?
What level of sort of blind, like, he's going to say in this video right here that.
Blindly Arguing Without Facts00:00:53
We're narcissists, right?
What kind of level of lack of self doubt do you have to have to go on camera to, you know, potentially thousands of people and say that you're smarter than them all?
You figured it out.
Everybody's an idiot for not noticing what you noticed.
But you haven't even looked into making sure that you understand how the thing works before you argue with it.
Like the hubris, the hot spot.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Like, this is the type of thing that makes me think it's got to be a bit, like an act.
But he never really.
I don't even need him to break character, but there's not even a hint that he's fucking around and having fun.
He's actually just a crazy person.
Yeah, Owen, if this is a bit, you're going to have to let us know.