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	Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to No More News Live.
	Thank you for joining me today, Tuesday, November 15th, 2022.
	Today's video, joining me once again, friend of the show, Rebby Duvid is here.
	We're going to have a Jew review because we're going to do a watch party, a review, and commentary on stand-up comedian Ari Shafir's comedy special titled Jew.
	We're going to be discussing it.
	And Duvid is here because he is a practicing Orthodox Jew, observant.
	So we're going to get his take on all of this.
	Thanks for being here, Duvid.
	Oh, you're on mute.
	Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
	Yeah, my pleasure.
	Thanks for having me back.
	I haven't seen this yet, but hopefully it'd be interesting and springboard for an important conversation with everything going on.
	We're going to find Ari Shafir now getting into the Jew, the Jew review.
	Tell me, have you been familiar with Ari Shafir?
	Have you seen him before, any of his stand-ups?
	No, I don't watch comedy.
	Like, I said, I had a roommate who liked Dave Chappelle.
	I've seen some of the main, but no, I don't think I've ever seen him.
	I've seen some clips with Joe Rogan.
	I've heard the name.
	I saw news clips because I read Jewish papers that he came out with it.
	But no, I'm not much of a comedy guy, but happy to review or talk about the Jewish insight into his comedy.
	And a lot of respect, I think Trevor Noah, it's funny because it's true in the aspect of the comedy where it's probably, so to say, it's funny because it's true.
	So his persona, a little bit of his identity is about cutting off his sideburns and being an ex-Jew and leaving yeshiva and stuff.
	So here's one of the top images on Google, Google images, him cutting off his sideburn.
	What's the Jewish word for the sideburns?
	The pais.
	Like Duvid cut off when COVID-19 hit, I cut off my Peius.
	God forbid, I had Peus for like five years.
	I mean, when I was a young guy, I probably had Peius for like 10 years of my life, but when COVID-19 hit, I cut him off, God forbid.
	Why?
	You didn't want the virus to be camping out in your sideburns?
	Yeah, I'm not sure.
	I wasn't going anywhere.
	And like, yeah, I thought it was possibly like wearing a mask or cleanly or just maybe I was scared of, I think I got scared of rising anti-Semitism.
	I saw when COVID first started happening that like people really wanted to get the hell away from me when they saw I was like a Hasidic Jew.
	Yeah, they thought it was spreading.
	Or I mean, it was largely in the Hasidic community.
	And I was pretty careful.
	I wore a mask and everything.
	But in Brooklyn, there was a lot of virus denial among Orthodox Jews or not wanting to wear masks or possibly anti-Semitism of Jews spreading disease, God forbid.
	But that was really the first time, not like anti-Semitism, but I saw people wanted to get the hell away from me just being like Starbucks or the grocery store.
	People would see I was a Hasidic Jew.
	And honestly, I think they were scared of the virus.
	So that might have also been part of why I cut it off.
	But maybe now that COVID-19 were just looking for an excuse to cut off.
	God forbid, I love being a Hasidic Jew.
	But I just mentioned that first three times we spoke, I had my pais, and it's only since COVID-19 I cut him off.
	Here's another graphic of Ari eating his sneaking some bacon.
	He jokes about bacon in his special.
	Have you ever eaten bacon?
	As a youth, like not in my whole adult life, not in over 25 years.
	And you loved it, huh?
	I've had bacon a few years ago.
	It was awesome, right?
	I mean, God forbid, I liked it as a kid.
	I used to like bacon as a kid, pepperoni or get a burger, put bacon on it.
	But like since I went to Israel after high school, nope, I have never had bacon.
	And I guess, I mean, if you think Ari's, is he buddies with Joe Rogan?
	Yeah, he's been close friends with Joe Rogan for a long time.
	I know the ADL kind of, you know, Jewish censors went after Joe Rogan also.
	So I'm imagining that Ari's not that popular.
	Did you see the thing going around online about how somebody did a statistical analysis that half of all of Joe Rogan's political guests are Jewish?
	Did you see that?
	Yeah, God bit.
	I noticed, yeah, I shared that on my weekend review.
	And he also did a video of questioning whether Ashkenazic Jews actually have a higher IQ.
	I thought it was interesting to notice that 0% of his athletes or extreme activity sports were Jews.
	But overall, there were still comedians and politicians.
	So some of the Jewish stereotypes are true.
	And if you notice that 0% of the athletes or people that have done extreme physical activities that Joe Rogan interviewed were Jewish.
	Yeah.
	Liam Jarrett says, Hashem was let down when you cut your sideburns.
	I think he's right.
	All right, here we go.
	Here's a couple.
	This is from a couple clips I put up, short ones, of Ari on an interview he did the other day.
	Listen, I thought this one was pretty interesting.
	Weird.
	The greatest Jew of all time.
	Oh, that's a good question.
	Jesus is up there.
	He succeeded where no one else did.
	Larry David's probably two.
	What do you think he means by that?
	Jesus is the greatest Jew of all time, and he succeeded where no one else did.
	How did Jesus succeed?
	What do you think he's talking about there?
	I mean, he's beloved by the Goyam, and he created a movement where Goyam followed.
	The Moshiach was supposed to subjugate the Goyam, right?
	And bring obedience and judgment to the Gentiles.
	And Jesus did that, right?
	Successfully.
	Well, I mean, he's definitely the most popular, widely known Jew to the Goyam.
	Right.
	So if he's trying to think like a Goy, like the Jews, I don't think anyone would name Jesus.
	And like, I would, you're like, the Rebbe, you know, unquestionably the Rebbe.
	He called him a nice Jewish boy.
	That's what I saw another Hasidic Jew saying.
	Have you seen that?
	That's Kabbalah Guru.
	Have you seen him on YouTube?
	Being good with Joe Rogan.
	So, like, I mean, Joe Rogan, maybe he's not, I mean, because Goyam really loved Jesus.
	So if you're going to like, like, they love to hate him.
	It was a false prophet.
	Like, Jesus, maybe he deserved to be executed.
	The rambaum says that we executed him and he deserved it, God forbid.
	You're not going to be that popular with the Christians.
	So a lot of times to get in good with the Christians, you're like, you play up the Jesus Jewish identity.
	Like, oh, Jesus was just like a rabbi.
	You know, like, you know, he was.
	He was.
	He was circumcised.
	They're just bringing him back.
	The kosher pig is returning.
	It's the Hebrew roots movement.
	It was always, once he served his role, now they're bringing him back to basically not just Judaize Jesus, but Judaize the Christians.
	Yeah, he's mentioning Jews that are popular, like Larry David, you know, like Seinfeld that are popular among non-Jews as opposed to like the Rebbe.
	I mean, the Rebbe is semi-popular.
	Actually, the Rebbe is pretty popular among non-Jews, certainly elites, U.S. Congress.
	But the type of Jews that are popular among Jews are not necessarily the same Jews that are popular among Goyam.
	Okay, that's what I thought too.
	Jesus is the greatest Jew of all time.
	He succeeded where no one else did.
	The myth of Jesus succeeded by theologically conquering the nations to worship the God of Israel according to their prophecies.
	All right, let's just get right into the comedy bit here.
	Here we go.
	And if you need to take a bathroom break or anything, just let me know.
	Okay, Dubin.
	I can always read Super Chat.
	Wait, that's not it.
	Shit.
	Saturday Night Live.
	Yeah, I put the wrong one in there.
	Hold on.
	We got it, though.
	I haven't watched something.
	Like, I think the last time I watched a whole comedy thing was like Chris Rock, like decades ago, when I had a roommate.
	But, you know, let's do it.
	See, it's interesting.
	If you're going to watch any special, this would be the one.
	It's for your people.
	All right.
	Let's talk about the Bible.
	Yeah, the original Bible, the Torah, not your shitty remake.
	Already, I have a problem with that, okay?
	It's not a Gentile remake of the Bible.
	It was Paul was a Pharisee.
	It's the fulfilling of the Jewish prophecy.
	Yeah, it was written in Greek, but that's because it was targeting Greeks.
	But to make it seem like it's your remake makes it seem like it's a Gentile creation.
	And Christianity is an outgrowth from Judaism, not a Gentile creation that just took it and twisted it or something.
	So already I'm just 3D chess-controlled opposition.
	Yeah.
	You'll find a few rabbis, a few Kabbalists talking about that, but almost no Jews say your theory.
	And I might agree with the theory from an esoteric level, but Christianity is controlled opposition is not a popular opinion among Jews, even if it's true.
	No, I don't say that it is.
	I say that most Jews are taught to hate Jesus and fear Christians, and that it's only the highest initiated Kabbalists that know the true purpose of Christianity, and that is to be a satanic religion for the other side.
	And Jesus is the adversarial, suffering Messiah, the hidden Messiah, Moshiach ben Joseph.
	But we will.
	So according to your hypothesis, Ari wouldn't be in on that.
	No.
	And so all of his jokes would not include any type mention of Christianity as some sort of controlled opposition.
	No, I'm under the impression he has absolutely no clue, like the majority of Jews.
	All right, here we go.
	I'm not talking about your all-girls Ghostbusters version of the Bible.
	Talk about the OG shit.
	Yeah, I was raised Orthodox Jewish.
	I don't know if that is.
	That's a Frisbee Jew, you know, that kind.
	Second highest level of Jew.
	One steps out from Hasidic Jew, or as I called them, mortal combat Jews.
	Yeah, whenever you see one, just go, finish him.
	And they'll have everything.
	It's great.
	The ones with the, you know, the sideburns, the long.
	The curly fries, as my black friend calls them.
	Yeah, my friend, Miss Pat, she came to visit me in New York.
	She'd never seen one.
	There's very few Hasidic Jews in the black ghetto of Atlanta.
	She saw our first we were talking.
	She just goes like.
	She was like, Ori.
	Should I not say my name, but she's like, Ori.
	Is that an Amish?
	And I'm like, no, I mean, yeah, more or less, yeah.
	It's pretty much the same shit.
	She goes, why did that man ask Curly Fries?
	I'm like, those are not curly fries.
	She goes, what they do.
	And I'm like, first of all, the grammar on you people is on another planet.
	And by you people, I don't mean black people.
	I mean non-Jews.
	Yeah, Jews are racist, but we don't see skin color.
	We see IQ and income level.
	That's all I'm going to say.
	Yeah, goys.
	That's all you guys are.
	Have you ever heard that word?
	Goy.
	It's Yiddish for non-Jew.
	Yiddish is like Jewish abonics.
	Goy means not Jewish.
	And just so you know, when you hear it, you think it's fun and friendly when they're saying it to you.
	It's not.
	They're shitting on your Jews.
	Goy is a derogatory word.
	Probably my favorite derogatory word.
	So I just want to pause here.
	So many times I've used the word goi, and I've had Jews on Twitter say, it's not derogatory.
	It just means nations.
	There's no negative connotations with it.
	And he just puts that to rest that it is.
	And yes, it's true.
	It does mean nations.
	But when you look in the Bible, what it says about the nations, that's when you realize how nations are viewed.
	Yeah, I mean, it's true.
	It means a lower status, but you could i mean god forbid if you say like well dog isn't derogatory you're saying well like my dog is my dog and i'm not trying to denigrate my dog when i call my dog a dog it's just what he is and saying so like well you're a goy you're of a lower status than the jewish people i'm not trying to denigrate you i'm just calling you your accurate uh classification and you know from that perspective like do you mean what do you mean by derogatory and so if you're going to defend it well it's not derogatory
	for you to have a lower status than the Jewish people, you know, really, I mean, so you could try to defend it in that way, and I've tried, I guess in the past, I've tried to defend that, and other Jews you've debated have tried to defend that.
	Did we argue this before, if the term goy is derogatory or not?
	Because it's very easy, look, I can just do Merriam-Webster, it says, sometimes disparaging, derogatory.
	The management versus worker, I mean, when I debated Christopher Benjorkness on your, you know, one of the first times, and it's saying, you know, if you give the example of management and labor, so, you know, is it derogatory to say labor and management?
	And you say, like, well, you could say it's derogatory when I call you labor.
	It is.
	It's derogatory and it's supremacist to assume that Jews are the management and we are only the laborers.
	And this is what they put on the back of the buses in Israel.
	Chabad says that we're waiting to be told what to do, or the top Sephardic rabbi in Israel, chief rabbi of Israel, says that Gentiles Esau was only made to serve the Jews.
	It is supremacist and anti-Gentile to say all those.
	It's the whole template of Jacob and Esau.
	Jacob's inside studying Torah and being, you know, smart and not working, and Esau's out in the field working and hunting.
	It's supremacist.
	But I was saying if the religion, like, I'm sorry, that's what my religion teaches, like, you know, like, I'm better than you.
	I'm sorry.
	Like, you're a guy.
	I'm a Jew.
	That's the fact.
	And, you know, if you mean derogatory, it's not insulting.
	It's just categorical from the belief system that there's a difference between Jews and Gentiles and God has a superior use of the Jewish people.
	So, I mean, it's definitional from our religious belief, but you say it's not derogatory in, like, a sense there's nothing bad or defective about you, but it is supremacist.
	Well, you do think that there's something, maybe not you think that personally, but the religion teaches that there is something inherently bad about Goy.
	No, just that there's a higher classification of Jews, but there's nothing defective about Goyim or Gentiles.
	They're just...
	We don't have impure souls from the citra atra that emanate from the evil other side?
	We could interpret it that way by saying does the fact, like, if you're tall and people are short, is calling people short derogatory?
	And you're saying, well, there's a class of people who are taller than those people, so they're short.
	So if in the Judeo belief system you say it's inherently supremacist, you might, you know, I would try to argue that it's not necessarily derogatory just because it's a supremacist.
	I disagree, but we'll continue.
	Yeah, because most derogatory words, they single out one race or culture and make them feel bad.
	Not Goy.
	Goy is the most inclusive of all the derogatory words.
	Do you know how pompous that is to have as your term for the other?
	That means to them it's one-tenth of one percent of the world.
	And then, ugh.
	Various shades of Goy.
	Yeah, dude, I was raised way religious.
	I went to a seminary called the Yeshiva in Jerusalem for two years after high school.
	So you go to study if you want to become a rabbi.
	Spoiler alert.
	It did not take.
	And didn't you also go to Yeshiva in Israel after high school?
	Yeah, I went to a Hasidic.
	I'm not sure what Yeshivas he went to.
	I mean, it's possible we went to the same schools.
	But I think he went to Yeshiva University.
	So, yeah, he's saying general things that are, you know, it's accurate like your videos, that that is the Judeo belief system.
	Right.
	I think he says that his dad paid.
	I'll just let him say it.
	Anybody here raised religious?
	Seminicind?
	Yeah?
	What were you guys?
	Jewish, obviously.
	What?
	Jehovah's Witness.
	Hell yeah, dude.
	The fucking Harry Potter of Christianity.
	I love it.
	Who else?
	What do you got?
	I don't know how Jehovah Witnesses Harry Potter, but I'm pretty sure that they believe in a non-Trinitarian God.
	So it's more Noahide compliant because they don't consider Jesus God himself.
	Yeah, I mean, from a Judaic point of view, Jehovah's Witness is like the best version of Christianity.
	It's the least idolatrous, and they believe at least in Jehovah.
	They agree that, you know, it's the Jehovah that's the real God, but, you know, he might not be that theological.
	He's just a guy who went to Yeshiva.
	I'm not sure if he's like a Talmud Chalchem or a Talmud expert.
	No, I think I know more about Judaism than him, honestly.
	Yeah, I mean, he was just raised Orthodox, and even if he spent two years in, you know, college-level Jewish education, he's not a Jewish scholar.
	Not like me.
	Not like me and you do, but here we go.
	Baptist, what?
	Wesleyan.
	Wesleyan?
	That's a new one, dude.
	I honestly never heard of that one.
	Is that some kind of Christ?
	Okay.
	You fucking Christians are hilarious with their separations.
	Every other religion is just one thing.
	just muslim jewish buddhist and there's fucking 31 flavors of jesus there's several different sects in judaism too there's there's various forms of reform and conservative and orthodox and ultra-orthodox and even in then there's there's satmar and there's has there's chabad and there's all these different sects right yeah i mean i mean generally the talmud uh I take a negative view towards humor.
	Humor is a sign of bad character.
	Really?
	Come on, Duvid, lighten up.
	Live a little.
	You only live once.
	You got to laugh about things.
	Humor is for bad character and saying people are laughing because really they're laughing at themselves and their own ignorance.
	And so even his level, he doesn't really know what he's talking about, but he knows a lot more than a lot of people in the audience.
	That's why it's funny.
	I even quote like the Aristotle and the Greeks and the Catharsis, but the Talmud in the Bible generally takes a negative view on humor.
	Dude, I think that's the most disturbing thing I've ever heard you say, David, is that you don't like humor.
	Come on.
	Earlier in the stream, you said it's not likely that you'll laugh at all.
	That's funny.
	You need to live, man.
	No, I'm saying that.
	God forbid, laughing is a sign of bad character.
	And when you say you need to live, you're basically saying you need to sin.
	And so laughing is the method of convincing people to sin.
	You think laughing is sinful?
	Jews are like so into comedy, though.
	This is.
	Well, yeah, I mean, he went to, I went to better schools than this guy.
	There was no humor.
	There was no laughter.
	I said it many times.
	We could talk a different show.
	I did research, but saying, like, no laughing.
	Like, you laugh one more time.
	You're out of here.
	Were you punished for laughing in yeshiva?
	Orthodox schools I went to.
	It was like strictly no laughing, and you got punished if you laughed.
	Oh my gosh, that's abuse, man.
	Sorry, I got to say it, but it's abuse.
	All right, here we go.
	But fear of God.
	Lutheran and Baptists and Southern Baptists, which is just like Baptists, but with slavery, I think.
	So funny.
	And Catholics think they're the best ones, too.
	They all think they're the best.
	They do.
	They look down on the other ones.
	From an outside perspective, Catholics think they're way better than the rest of the Christians.
	They might more than the other Christians.
	Besides most child rapes per year, like, what else is quantifiable?
	It's weird, though.
	Ask a devout Catholic, like an older, devout Catholic, ask if they're Protestant.
	They'll get mad at you.
	They're like, we're nothing like Protestants.
	You're like, nothing.
	What's the difference?
	And they'll hit you with something crazy.
	They're like, well, we believe Jesus carried the cross way up top.
	Yeah, and they think he kind of dragged it a little bit.
	It's basically a different religion.
	Crazy Christians do stupid separations.
	The Eastern Orthodox thinks they're the best too.
	All of them think that they're right.
	Otherwise, if they didn't think they're right, they would be whatever other religion they thought was right.
	But it is true that the Catholics, they all hate each other so much.
	And whenever I debate one, they always go, I'll debate a Catholic.
	They go, you're debating like a Protestant.
	That's their favorite argument to say.
	They're annoying.
	You guys still religious now?
	No.
	Okay, that's good.
	If you are religious, that's totally fine.
	It is totally fine.
	There is a solid chance you're going to hate the next 68 minutes of your life.
	Uh-oh, you're going to hate it, David.
	So, those of you who raise religious of any kind, do you ever think about what they taught you when you were little?
	Now that you're a grown-up, guys, it's all darker than you remember it.
	It really is.
	I mean, let's start at the beginning.
	It's the only way to do this.
	Adam and Eve.
	You guys know that story?
	Okay.
	If you don't know that story, this is all going to go over your head tonight.
	Here's what happened.
	In six days, God created the world.
	On the seventh day, he rested.
	You guys remember this one.
	And then later, God went to Adam.
	He's like, Adam, how do you like it here?
	How do you like the Garden of Eden?
	And Adam's like, oh, dude, I love it.
	It's awesome.
	Plenty of sunshine.
	Tons of animals to fuck.
	This place is sweet.
	And this is true.
	This is something I covered before, right?
	In the Talmud, it says that Adam was having sex with all the animals before Eve was created.
	I mean, God forbid.
	What do you mean, God forbid?
	It says it in the Talmud.
	Yeah, and we could go over that a different time.
	It does say it, though.
	Just to confirm that's what he's referring to.
	Because that's not biblical.
	It's not Torah, I should say.
	Alright.
	And God was like, wait, bro, are you fucking all the animals?
	And Adam was like, not all, yeah.
	You made a lot of animals.
	You got to give me some time.
	By the way, I killed a frog on Tuesday.
	Yeah.
	His eyes were bigger than his belly.
	Do you know what he's talking about there?
	Split it right open.
	My bad on that one.
	Frog with eyes bigger than his belly.
	I don't know what he's talking about.
	I don't get that one.
	Yeah, I mean, it could be a Judeo legend, but I'm not sure.
	Okay.
	This is why you're here, David.
	We need clarity on some of these insider Jewish knowledge.
	I'm like, God was like, fuck dude.
	Stop adding animals right now.
	And so Adam was like, who should I fuck that?
	And God's like, good question.
	Fair enough.
	He's like, tell you what, I'll make another person for you to fuck.
	Humans should fuck humans.
	So Adam, with no concepts of women, right?
	There have never been a woman ever in history before.
	So when he heard another person was coming, he was just like, sweet, another dude I can fuck in the butt, I assume.
	So when he was coming, he was just like, sweet, another dude.
	And God was like, no, you assume wrong.
	It'll be like a dude, but it'll have like a front butt.
	And you can fuck the front butt.
	Adam loved that idea.
	He was like, sweet, I can fuck the front butt and the back butt.
	God's like, no, no fucking back butt.
	I will never change my mind on that.
	LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER laughter Adam's like, why not?
	He's like, that's where shit comes out.
	I don't want you fucking more shit comes up.
	I think it's disgusting.
	You can't fuck where piss and blood sometimes comes out, but not shit.
	Oh, I mean, Adam's so angry.
	He's like, why would you make shit come out of such a good fuckhole?
	God's like, where else could it come out?
	He's like, dude, bottom of the foot.
	I've been thinking about it.
	We'll be away when it works.
	Shake it out real easily, wiping as a breeze.
	Every puddles of the day.
	It should be bottom of the foot, dude.
	And God was like, fuck, yeah, that would have worked.
	This is just degenerate.
	What's that?
	I mean, like, God forbid, this is just degenerate.
	like, I mean, at least Dave Chappelle is like focusing on important cultural issues and group conflict.
	And this is just like...
	Yeah, he's got a lot of dirty poop and butt and dick jokes for sure.
	I mean, even to say, like, I'm going to stick with my opinion.
	Humor is degenerate.
	Well, not all humor.
	Not all humor.
	You're degenerate.
	You know, God forbid.
	And that's why you're laughing.
	Like, this should just be, you're saying, like, this is just degenerate.
	I agree with you.
	But we could keep on watching.
	But I say that.
	I'm going to stick with that opinion.
	And I think this kind of demonstrates my point.
	Like, you know, God forbid.
	I mean, you're not noticing this.
	Oh, for sure.
	He's definitely degenerate.
	Yeah.
	And that's not really my type of comedy either.
	But it's not like that the whole time, though.
	He gets more to the Jewish stuff.
	The week was rushing it.
	The week was rushing.
	What was the time crunch on that?
	I never understood that.
	It's an important project.
	Take your time.
	There's nobody waiting for you.
	There's literally nobody waiting for you.
	So he made Eve.
	And to make Eve, because remember how I made Eve?
	The rib.
	Yeah, you guys remember this.
	Yeah, I told Adam, I got to crack off one of your ribs.
	I'm sure Adam was like, why is that the new process for making things?
	Is from scratch no longer available?
	Did you lose powers, dude?
	If you're tired, you can take a nap.
	That zebra's been eyeballing me pretty hard.
	I got time.
	Yeah, you can get it.
	Come get it, black and white.
	But he goes, no, I got a crack of a rib.
	So he cracks over on Adam's ribs.
	Fuck, whatever.
	Abra, get abbreviated.
	He makes Eve out of that rib.
	And that's the reason my rabbis always tell me, that's the reason that men have one less rib than women have.
	It dates all the way back to Adam and Eve.
	Yeah.
	Then I grew up and I found out that we have the same amount of ribs.
	Were you ever told that by your rabbis?
	Do you remember hearing that?
	I mean, it's the story.
	Yeah, but did you believe, did they tell you that men actually do have one less rib than women?
	No, I mean, I went to, I became, I went to Israel after high school.
	And so it's possible they tell kids that, but I'm not sure that there's a lot of doctors, I assume people know, maybe in very Orthodox areas where they don't trust medicine.
	You know, like, God forbid.
	And it's more about the law and the Talmud than necessarily the literal belief about everything it says in the Torah.
	Do you believe in Adam and Eve literally?
	You think that they were the first humans and Eve was created from a rib?
	Is that literal or allegory?
	I think it's not particularly important.
	Do you believe in evolution?
	Generally, I don't believe in evolution, although I have my multiple truth hypothesis.
	I don't know.
	I give credence to what the Bible says and what the Talmud says and to science and to various theories.
	And I would say my opinion doesn't matter.
	I don't know.
	There's what these various sources say.
	There's no way that I'm going to be able to answer the question.
	And in terms of my Judaism, it's not an integrated part of being a Jew to literally believe in these stories.
	It's more important to follow the law and the teachings and the communal aspects.
	And generally, I said Jews follow the sages of our generation and literally believing in everything that the Torah said is not high on the charts for what's necessary to be an Orthodox Jew.
	Okay.
	Oh, it's funny that I laughed when I heard this because just a couple years ago, I was working, I was working commercial refrigeration installation.
	And the guy, my partner that we went out to the job sites with, he was raised Christian Catholic.
	And we had this argument.
	And he said, we were arguing about if God was real.
	And he said, well, then how come we have one less rib than women?
	And he was told.
	And then he said, no, they told me this.
	Father, what's what so-and-so or the nun told him this when he was a kid?
	And I googled it and I showed him, no, look, we both have the same amount of ribs.
	And he's like, oh, my gosh, I believed a lie my whole life because my pastor lied to me.
	Well, I think when you debated E. Michael Jones, he was kind of on you about that for your Protestant background in terms of the biblicalism, literalism, where Protestants have a larger sola scriptura, the literalism of the Bible, Catholics, less so.
	Orthodox Jews definitely give credence and belief to the biblical story, but it's not necessarily important to believe these stories absolutely.
	And they might teach it to kids.
	But no, I don't think that's even among very Orthodox Jews.
	It's not that important that we demand that you believe every single legend is true.
	There's a lie they told little Jewish kids.
	I don't even know what they had to gain.
	Do you know how embarrassing it is to find out you're wrong about that at 41 years old?
	I got to clip that and send it to my buddy.
	People are like, why would you think it's been a different amount of ribs?
	Like, I know, when I was nine, some guy with beard damage told me.
	So after Adam and Eve and Moses and Noah, a few other Bible stories that Jews and Christians kind of share, you know, at that point, kind of split off.
	Well, no, we stayed right where we were.
	You split off.
	You guys wrote an unauthorized sequel.
	You guys wrote fiction.
	Fan fiction, this is the same term I always use to describe Christianity.
	It literally is fan fiction.
	Just like Kabbalah is fan fiction to a degree too.
	That's what all of these Gnostic books, Dead Sea Scrolls, all of these myths are fan fiction, in my opinion.
	But secret Bible code, Pesher, Midrash, fan fiction.
	That's your strategy for arguing against Christians.
	I mean, when you argued against Jude, Judas Maccabeus, like, you know, he kind of said, well, these are foundational myths, and we like to believe in them, but it's not important that they're literally true.
	And I'm not sure if that's what the Orthodox Christians or E. Michael Jones was trying to say to you, where saying the importance of the truth of the foundational myths is not the central tenet of the religion.
	And from the Talmudic aspect, the expression is the Bible speaks in the language of man.
	So it's prophecy.
	It's the word of God, but it's not necessarily meant to describe physical reality or scientific truth that God spoke to us in our own language.
	So if there's inaccuracies, it's not, you know, it's just because God was speaking to us in our own language.
	Okay.
	Comment in the chat.
	Who said that?
	E. Abel.
	Jesus is the first comic book superhero for them.
	For us, actually.
	It wasn't the first.
	You added a superhero out of nowhere.
	Superhero.
	There it is.
	With all these miracles.
	Jewish superheroes.
	I'll give you that.
	I always say that.
	The Christians are worshiping a Jewish mythological superhero.
	That's being a miracle superhero.
	Jesus is no Jewish superhero.
	You know what I'm saying?
	That's my Indian friends.
	Like, God doesn't die.
	The Jewish Messiah is going to win.
	The Jewish Messiah is going to defeat our enemies and rebuild the temple and restore the status of the Jewish people to our former glory.
	So I'm saying we don't worship Jesus because Jesus got crucified.
	He died.
	He lost.
	So if Jews do worship superheroes, it's not Jesus.
	Well, they will worship the Moshiach.
	When the twin soul of the Messiah returns in his second reincarnation as Moshiach ben David, then he will be your superhero.
	You guys just aren't acknowledging Moshiach ben Joseph, the suffering servant, high priest Messiah yet.
	Well, we can acknowledge, but it's saying that the Messiah of the Jews is going to win.
	He's not going to be martyred.
	Jesus won.
	Did Jesus not convert the nations to worship the God of Israel?
	Well, yeah, I mean, saying plays a role, but is it making that point that, you know, no, I mean, Jesus isn't a Jewish superhero, comic book hero, because, you know, the Jewish comic superheroes win.
	Right.
	Like, Jesus lost.
	Like, he got crucified.
	The temple got destroyed.
	The Jewish people got defeated.
	That's not a comic book superhero winning.
	That's true.
	She motherfuckers on holidays.
	We got a lot of holidays.
	What's the biggest Jewish holiday?
	What do you think?
	Yom Kippur.
	What would you answer?
	The biggest Jewish holiday?
	Yeah, I mean, Passover, Yom Kippur, Rosh Hashanah.
	I mean, there's not really, like, all of them are important.
	The holiest day is always referred to as the day of atonement, right?
	Yeah, I mean, if you say that's the most important day, but it's not a fun day.
	So, you know, Passover is the most popular Jewish holiday because the family gets together and has a meal.
	What's the one where you drink the vodka?
	Purim?
	Yeah, Purim.
	Do you like Purim?
	Popular Jewish holiday.
	Yom Kippur is the most serious, the most important day, but it's not really a fun day because the fasting.
	When you're hanging out with all your Jewish buddies on Purim and getting wasted off of vodka, you guys don't laugh at all?
	Some do, but I mean, you get drunk and you don't laugh about ruling over the Goyim a little bit?
	No, I mean, God forbid, laughing's bad character.
	You know, saying that's why, that's why we, you know, like Donald Trump, when he said that, like, you know, said, like, these guys don't laugh.
	You know, there's a reason we're beating you.
	Like, we're not playing games.
	And, you know, Donald Trump said that about the Chinese, but to some extent, I think he was really saying it about the Orthodox Jews.
	You remember when Donald Trump used to say that, like, we don't win anymore.
	The Chinese, they win.
	They don't laugh.
	The Jews always win.
	They're serious than us.
	But I think he was really talking about the Orthodox Jews.
	Yeah.
	So, and what's the saddest day, the saddest day in Jewish, on the Jewish calendar?
	Yom Kippur.
	That's the Day of Atonement, the fast day of the day.
	I thought you were going to say Tisha Bov.
	Passover is always polled as the most popular Jewish holiday because the family gets together and has a meal and tells stories.
	I mean, Poram might be like exciting and getting drunk in a party, but Passover is definitely the most exciting, mostly because it's a family-friendly holiday.
	And that's the memory of where the whole family got together from grandparents to grandchildren and had a big meal and told stories.
	Isn't Tisha Bov supposed to be the day of mourning in the saddest holiday, the saddest day of the year?
	Well, that and Yomi, but it's not the day of judgment.
	Tishabov is the saddest day, but it's not the most serious.
	We don't stand in judgment.
	Tishabov is to mourn all of the suffering of the Jewish people.
	But theologically, the belief God actually judges us on Yom Kippur and is the most serious day, like life and death and wealth and poverty hang in line based on how well we pray and repent on Yom Kippur.
	Okay.
	Sonica, very good.
	Goy, idiot, stupid, wrong.
	Dumb boy, dumb like all of them, boy.
	Dumb like all of them.
	I love how that's so hilarious for him to talk about to make light of how they view Goy as dumb.
	Dumb goy.
	Adam, you're just a dumb goy.
	Have you heard Jews talking like this?
	Well, I mean, God forbid, without, you know, I'm not trying to cause anti-Semitism, but yeah, like when Jews are around, like, yeah, I mean, it's kind of like dumb goy.
	Like, he just doesn't get it.
	He's never going to get it.
	He's a dumb goy.
	Brother Nathaniel says that there's a Jewish saying, like, thinking like a goy or acting like a goy.
	Yeah, I mean, you're just never, and it could be like, you know, for the trickery, like, God forbid if Jews are going to do unethical things.
	And it's, you know, so it'd be a pejorative, like, oh, I pulled one over on the goi.
	He's never going to get it.
	So, you know, it's usually a negative, like, you know, like upright, righteous Jews aren't going to use the expression dumb goy.
	But, you know, that said, like, no, I mean, you're a goy.
	You're just never going to understand this.
	No matter how hard you try, no matter what you do, no matter how many people you talk to, you're just never going to understand this stuff, Goy.
	I'm sorry.
	Anuka, because it falls around Christmas and we do presents and stuff.
	Just so you guys know, it's one of our lowest level holidays.
	Hanukkah's not even our top 40.
	For real.
	It's on the level of like Arbor Day for your people.
	It just feels big because it falls around that time.
	Presence, by the way, is not even really part of Hanukkah.
	That's us copying you.
	True, right?
	Presence on Hanukkah is a modern Western civilization part of the holiday.
	My dad grew up in Romania before the Holocaust.
	They didn't do presents back then.
	That's here in America and England.
	It's all these Jewish kids.
	It's all their Christian friends getting presents.
	And they wanted in.
	Yeah.
	And when Jew kids want free shit, Jew kids get free shit.
	Come on, that's funny, David.
	Do you?
	It's really not funny.
	Like, honestly, like, I don't even understand why people would find that funny or any of this funny.
	I think it was just ignorance.
	Really, people are laughing at their own stupidity.
	Isn't it true, though, that Hanukkah gifts is copying Christianity or Christmas, I should say?
	Well, yeah, but why is that funny?
	That part's not funny.
	It's funny that he says when Jew kids want presents, they get presents.
	I think that's funny.
	All right.
	You just don't get to their dad.
	It's like, dad, how come Christopher gets presents and I don't get presents?
	And their father's like, more or less that.
	So now we do presents.
	Eight days of presents.
	It's an eight-day holiday.
	Some people think it's eight times the presents you guys get.
	It's not.
	We have the same amount of parents you have.
	You know, we got the same amount of parents.
	We just space them out over eight days.
	We get better presents than you.
	You know, because we're far richer than you are.
	I don't know what kind of white trash presents you guys got.
	We got like a grilled cheese sandwich wrapped in a shopping bag.
	You know, what did you guys get?
	Like sock full of pills?
	postcard from your dad written in your mom's handwriting.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	I had my mom write letters for birthday presents and stuff saying from dad from these other people and it was religious from her, from them, or she at least wrote the cards.
	How to present.
	You're supposed to get one present a day for eight days.
	And then if you have like nine or ten presents, you just double up a day or two.
	So one year, I didn't have eight presents.
	I only had seven presents.
	My mom didn't know what to do to get me to get me every day a present.
	Instead of just getting one extra present, you know, some shit like wrapping avocado, you dumb bitch.
	Instead, her fix was to split a present into two and wrap each half separately.
	Like I wouldn't know.
	Like I opened up day one's present.
	I was like, oh, it's skateboard wheels only.
	Did you get presents each day?
	Flat oval box.
	I don't think so.
	You didn't do the eight days of presents?
	No, I mean, we did Hanukkah.
	My mother, we lit Hanukkah, but we were pretty secular.
	I mean, we were religious enough.
	We lit Hanukkah.
	We got some presents.
	But I thought even secular Jews still sell.
	I mean, if they're going to do any practice of Judaism, it would be Hanukkah, I would think.
	Yeah, I mean, we lit candles, but we didn't get presents every night.
	I mean, like, his parents might have done that.
	What's your favorite part of the Passover meal?
	Well, I mean, I don't know if it's a favorite part.
	It's just that everyone's together in intergenerational meal where you tell stories about olden times.
	So it's, you know, I'm not sure if there's a favorite part, but just.
	Isn't there a prayer that you do on Passover where you say, in every generation, Amalek rises up to destroy us?
	Yeah, I mean, definitely.
	I mean, there's that prayer.
	I even know multiple versions of songs I have on my channel.
	Don't you think that's kind of abusive to teach the children, like traumatize them that all the goi want to kill you?
	Every generation, they're going to want to kill you.
	Well, I mean, God forbid, it's like it's funny because it's true.
	If it's true, it's true.
	So, I mean, you get together with a family and say, like, you know, like, you know, God forbid, it is what it is.
	Like you're saying, Judaism's playing for high stakes.
	There's a lot of benefit to being a Jew.
	And there's, you know, like the downside.
	So it's like, okay, Hanukkah, you got the presents.
	Yopurim, you got informed.
	You got informed that a long time ago they tried to kill us.
	And on Passover, they inform you that it wasn't just a long time ago, but every generation.
	So there's the upside and the downside.
	Got it.
	It's like, he'll never guess.
	I'm like, it's for sure a skateboard, mom.
	I'm the second smartest race in the world.
	And this is very easy to figure out as it is.
	Second smartest race in the world.
	Who do you think is the first smartest race?
	Who do you think he's going to say?
	Not sure.
	I mean, God forbid.
	God forbid it's not Jews.
	You know, the Chinese?
	I mean, like, IQ studies.
	I doubt he's going to say like IQ studies in the Chinese or Koreans, but we'll see.
	He says Koreans.
	Korean Oh, and by the way, I saw a recent YouTube video.
	The same guy that made the half of all guests on Joe Rogan are Jewish.
	He did a deep dive into Ashkenazi IQ.
	And apparently, a lot of these studies showing that Ashkenazis have highest IQ are terribly flawed.
	Not even flawed, but like deceptively ran studies.
	Well, I just, they had a biased sample that they only took a small sample size of Jews from elite backgrounds.
	You got it.
	You already know then.
	Yeah.
	Totally.
	I suggest that video on YouTube.
	I don't have the link to it, but that's where I watched it.
	Here's a story of Hanukkah.
	I'll tell it to you.
	So you can talk about this in December with your bosses.
	I forget the name of the channel, Leather Apron or something like that.
	Yeah, if you search Joe Rogan and Jewish Guests, you'll probably find it.
	Probably.
	At work.
	Hold on.
	That's a good one.
	You missed that one.
	Here's a story of Hanukkah.
	I'll tell it to you.
	So you can talk about this in December with your bosses probably at work.
	It's so funny because it's true.
	The managers.
	A long time ago, the Jews got kicked out of Israel.
	Okay.
	One of the many times that happened over history.
	We are historically, we are the weakest race in the world.
	Anybody wanted Israel just fucking took it.
	For real.
	Greeks, Romans, people from Alabama.
	Like, it doesn't matter, dude.
	Anybody's like, get out of here.
	Like, I'm going, I'm going.
	I'm going.
	It is leather apron.
	Defeatable.
	I hate it.
	Here's why I don't really do impressions.
	Here's my only impression I do.
	It's a sound of the soul of a Jew.
	Ready?
	No.
	LAUGHTER APPLAUSE LAUGHTER APPLAUSE LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Yeah, all our stories are about survival.
	They're never about succeeding.
	No reason.
	I'm like, watch out, the Jews are coming.
	Not all their stories are about survival.
	And a lot of these are mythological, too.
	I don't believe Amalek ever attacked you guys in the Exodus.
	I don't believe in Purim either.
	I'm sure you do, but I'm just giving my take on it.
	And also, the victory is for the end, waiting for the end of time for the vengeance and the victory over Edom and Esau and the Gentiles.
	Well, that's what I said about the Zohar verse that you were saying.
	That, you know, that's saying, like, well, no, I mean, that we're going to get rewarded in the end of times.
	Like, we're going to win.
	And Christians think they're going to win, and Muslims think they're going to win.
	Actually, do Christians really think they're going to win?
	They think there's going to be Armageddon and then they're all going to suffer and die.
	And Revelation says they'll be beheaded and stuff.
	And that's a good thing because that's part of God's plan.
	I always make the argument the people that are going to win are most likely the ones that came up with the whole thing to begin with.
	The originators are probably the ones that have the upper hand.
	Would you agree with that?
	Well, because the Judeo-Messianic concept, some Christians, is the heaven on earth where we're going to dominate the earth.
	Like I was saying earlier, that it's kind of an us or them system.
	It's us against the world, and we're going to win in the end.
	And then we're going to dominate the planet, as opposed to possibly a view that we're going to win by going to heaven.
	So we're never going to win in this material realm.
	Our victory will be in the next world.
	No, do you think that your victory will be in the world to come on this world, though?
	Well, both.
	I mean, saying that the Judaic system says that we're going to win both in this world and the next.
	And if we don't win this generation, we'll keep on coming back till we do and Messiah comes and vindicates us.
	And we're going to win in the next world.
	So like, you know, I'm not sure all the denominations of Christianity or various world systems that, you know, not all the systems have the victory in this world and the next.
	Some of them only have victory in the next world.
	Jesus teaches that his kingdom is not of this world and that victory won't come in this world.
	Only when you die, you win, which I think is a terribly subversive worldview to have.
	Yeah, I mean, God forbid, you know, like the Judeo system is pretty good.
	You're saying, we're going to win in this world and the next.
	Like, Adam, you will serve me.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah.
	Ah, Palestinians.
	We got them.
	All right.
	We broke our losing streak on that for sure.
	Dude, I saw this.
	I saw this Free Palestine march last summer in New York.
	And they were all marching at a big free Palestine sign, but the Palestine part was covered.
	People were in front of it, so it was covered.
	So I couldn't see that part.
	So I just saw the first half.
	Oh, no!
	Like, this is the worst place for me to be.
	I'm so sorry.
	They're all staring at me.
	I didn't know what to do.
	I just started scrambling.
	I was like, oh, I'm just headed to Little Palestine to get some Palestinian food.
	They're all like, there is no little Palestine.
	And if you ask Jews, there's also no pig Palestine.
	Come on, Dubai.
	That's a good one.
	Poking fun at how Jews say Palestine doesn't exist.
	Yeah, but it's bad character to take pleasure in the suffering of other people and laughter in general.
	I'm saying, if you're going to take the strict view, laughter is always some form of degeneracy, whether it's normalizing sinful behavior or taking pleasure in the suffering of others.
	I don't think he's taking pleasure in the suffering of the Palestinians.
	I think he's making fun of the anti-Palestinian views of Jews.
	Because I have another clip where he says it's terrible what's happened to the Palestinians.
	I don't mean to ruin your good time, but if I mean we talk about the philosophy of humor, what is it that causes something to be funny?
	And is it something positive that you say, okay, you feel better after laughing, but why do you feel better after laughing?
	And you say essentially, it's a normalization of, you know, Aristotle put it, it's a catharsis of our negative situation where you're sitting in the audience and you're saying, well, what I should be doing with my life versus what I'm actually doing, and then to normalize my lower status through laughing.
	So, you know, really, it's, I mean, that's the strict view.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry to say not to ruin your ruin your party.
	Oh, you're not ruining my party.
	I still think it's funny.
	Well, I'm saying not to say, what does it mean that you think it's funny?
	I explained it.
	Why do you think that that's a good thing?
	You say, well, it's funny because you're laughing.
	And I say, well, you're laughing because you're a degenerate, obviously.
	But you say, like, no, like, it's funny.
	It's funny because he says little Palestine in whatever city, New York, doesn't exist.
	And then making light of Jews believing because Jews all say Palestine doesn't exist.
	They're a fake people.
	It's our land.
	God gave it to us.
	So he's poking fun at that to kind of make fun of how anti-Palestinian Jews are.
	I find it as sympathizing and highlighting anti-Palestinian views.
	Yeah, but there's the theory of humor where you have the anticipation and expectation, and then it's in a different way than you expected.
	That humor usually comes out by a mismatch of expectations and what you get through some sort of verbal play that causes something.
	Laughing at things that are traumatic or painful or sad is like another way to cope with it in a way.
	Laughter heals.
	Laughing is negative.
	He's saying the most common form of laughter is at the pain of others.
	Laughing gives you joy, though.
	Laughing is a good thing.
	Unless you're laughing at something.
	The degenerate nature of humans.
	They're saying that the most common form of laughter is violence, is bad things happening to people.
	And some like, oh, he did something wrong.
	I would never laugh if I saw something violent happen to somebody.
	He's not making fun of Palestinian kids getting blown up.
	He's making fun of Jews being anti-Palestinian.
	Yeah, I'm not saying that he's doing it, but I think the most general form of humor is laughing at the pain and suffering of other people.
	You're like world star hip-hop or something.
	Yeah, no, that is wrong.
	Well, you're saying it's sociopathic to take pleasure in people's suffering, but that's not what this joke is.
	It's making fun of Israelis' views or just Zionist views against Palestinians.
	But let's not go in circles forever.
	If you want, you can have me back and we'll debate the philosophy of humor.
	Of laughter, that's not my specialty.
	Greeks drove us out for the Hanukkah story.
	We're gone for about 100 years, and we came back.
	They left.
	They're like, this place sucks.
	They just fucking took off.
	No, the Romans took over.
	They left, and then really they fucked up our temple, like our main church, pretty much.
	They like messed up.
	I don't know what they did.
	They knocked over chairs and they spray-painted dicks on the walls.
	But the main thing they did was they used our oil candle, supposed to keep lit all the time.
	It's oil candle.
	And they only had one day's worth of oil left.
	And new oil was eight days away.
	Hold on.
	Sorry to interrupt again, but didn't the Greeks desecrate the temple by putting one of their idols in it or something?
	Or is that just the Romans?
	No, I mean, supposedly, yeah, the Greeks tried to sacrifice a pig.
	Sacrifice a pig, that's right.
	Yeah, I'm not sure.
	I mean, I don't think you could.
	This guy's not a rabbi, obviously.
	He had Orthodox upbringing.
	He probably did some research.
	That's what it says in Maccabees.
	Do you know?
	Maccabees isn't accepted as authentic according to the Torah.
	But it is part of the Catholic canon.
	Isn't that interesting?
	Yeah, I mean, that's a separate issue.
	But yeah, I don't think, I mean, obviously, Ari, you know, like, he's not a Talmudic scholar.
	And yeah, I mean, he's probably trying to be accurate.
	He probably tried to do some research.
	But if you're calling him out for an inaccuracy, I'm not sure if that means anything.
	Okay.
	What are we going to do?
	How are we going to keep it lit?
	And the Jews are like, I don't know, fuck it.
	Light it up.
	Let's see what happens.
	And somehow, one day's worth of oil lasted for eight days.
	And that is when Jews learned how to beat cheap.
	The miracle of Hanukkah, everybody.
	Yeah, that candle's the miracle of Hanukkah.
	Dumbest miracle in the history of organized religion.
	You Christians, man, your miracles are the tits.
	You guys got great miracles.
	God, when I started, so I left my religion.
	I switched to a secular college, University of Maryland, and I met all these Christians, and they told me about Jesus, and I was fucking blown away.
	They were like, he walked on water.
	And I was like, that's impossible.
	Can't.
	I've seen water before, so sell it to somebody else.
	And they're like, yeah, it's a miracle.
	Like, oh.
	I'm like, he didn't get wet.
	They're like, I mean, maybe he's in splashback on the sandal, but I don't think Jesus was waterproof.
	You know, if he dragged his foot, yeah, probably a little bit of water, but for the most part, pretty dry.
	I was like, damn, was that his best trick?
	Like, oh, no, it was not his best trick.
	His best trick by far.
	He died, and then he was like, nah.
	And everybody's favorite trick was turn water into wine.
	That, dude, man of the people for sure.
	I heard about that.
	I was like, what kind of wine was it?
	And they're like, Ari, you're literally the first person to ever ask that question.
	What a nitpicky, Jewy thing to worry about.
	You're getting free wine out of water and you're still complaining.
	I don't want a dry wine.
	I don't know.
	See if she's going to do a mall back.
	Ask him.
	Ask him.
	But then they're like, what about you, Ari?
	What's his Jews' big miracle for the holidays?
	I'm like, oh, okay.
	Well, we had this candle and it lasted hella long.
	Yeah, our miracles are more like it had to be their miracles.
	Have you ever shared any of these feelings about the candle Hanukkah miracle?
	Yeah, I mean, it's more esoteric.
	And he's saying that the miracle is more that we beat the Greeks.
	So, I mean, there was the miracle of the Hanukkah candle, and that's why we light the menorah eight lights, eight nights.
	But it's saying the miracle of Hanukkah is not just the menorah.
	It's the, you know, it's our unexpected victory against the odds of defeating the Greeks.
	But the idea of the candle lasting a long time, like, what's your thoughts on that?
	What does that mean to you?
	Well, that's our, that's our legends.
	That's our stories.
	And, you know, you take meaning in it, but I'm saying, I mean, God forbid, he's kind of laughing at his own ignorance.
	It's not really funny.
	He's just ignorant.
	And so when people are laughing at their own ignorance, to kind of relieve themselves of the fact that they're ignorant.
	But yeah, I'm saying it's a B-rate explanation of the Hanukkah holiday.
	And to me, it's not really funny, but I'm not trying to ruin your party, God forbid.
	It's okay if you don't think that the Hanukkah miracle is funny.
	I'm just asking you if you ever...
	Maybe you didn't consider it funny, but what did you think about it?
	Like, were you impressed with the miracle that God had the oil last for eight days?
	I mean, as a kid, when I thought about that, but as I got older, I researched this thing that the miracle is that we defeated the Greeks, that there's multiple miracles.
	And so the oil lasting for eight days is just one of the miracles, but the main miracle we're celebrating is something more deep and profound.
	and if you read the literature of the Chabad books there's Kabbalistic insight and so he's talking about What's the esoteric secret, the deeper meaning of the oil lasting longer?
	Well, I mean, generally a candle and a flame is representative of the soul.
	And so if you're giving some sort of esoteric interpretation of the conquering of the spirit over the material from a Lubavitch point of view or light over darkness in general, that light wins out over darkness.
	So he's talking about the childhood understanding of Hanukkah, which is funny because maybe that's comparable, God forbid, to the Goyish understanding of Hanukkah.
	Have you heard Bjorknis' analysis, his theory on the Hanukkah, making the darkness shine?
	That concept?
	Yeah, I mean, even though that's kind of the opposite of saying that the concept is the lightness winning out over darkness.
	But yeah, I think I did watch Jorkness.
	I didn't exactly understand the significance of that.
	Yeah, I'm not saying it's funny, but he's giving, you know, like, you know, God forbid, ignoramous understanding of the holiday.
	And that's probably why it's funny as opposed to just trying to learn more and gain some scholarship.
	So the catharsis of laughter to just accept my situation of being ignorant and laughing at my own predicament as opposed to trying to change it.
	People came into the synagogue two days later.
	It's like, is that fucking candle still going?
	One more day.
	That's a fucking miracle.
	I swear to God, it's a miracle.
	One more day.
	That's a one-day candle.
	Jesus is just like, rise.
	And you're like, what the fuck?
	I believe Jesus came.
	This is kind of dumb, too, because I know there's a lot of Talmudic and Kabbalah stories and legends about rabbis doing miracles also.
	Very common, right?
	I mean, he's making fun of Judaism and saying because he's a Jew, it's okay.
	Like saying if this was like Kanye West or Dave Chappelle, this would be like the worst anti-Semitism ever.
	But because he's a Jew, it's okay and it's funny.
	But I mean, basically, he's just deriding his own heritage and his own culture.
	And I mean, God forbid, unfortunately, that's all I see.
	No, that's what he's doing for sure.
	Now, he would turn sand into.
	That's why I like him.
	Yeah.
	And it would be the best, Molly.
	You know, somebody's like, hey, I have MDMA.
	Like, well, you got to test it, man.
	There's fentanyl going around.
	You can't just do whatever.
	Where'd you get this from?
	Like, from Jesus Christ, the Lord and Savior.
	How good would communion be if he were hitting you with a fucking Molly tab?
	Like, look, move.
	God.
	By the end of the sermon, you'd be like, this guy cares about us.
	Yeah, Hanukkah's not our biggest holiday.
	And it's not Black Friday.
	I heard that too.
	Yeah.
	Passover, you're not, it is a big holiday, but it's not our biggest one.
	Passover commemorates when the Jews left Egypt.
	We're slaves in Egypt.
	I don't know if you guys knew about that.
	We recovered.
	What a fun story that is.
	Here's the basis of the story.
	Some woman, you know, she was a slave and she had a slave son named Moses and she wanted Moses to be raised like a slave.
	she just took a fucking half court shot.
	She was like, I don't know, I'm going to think outside the box here.
	How about we just chuck it in a river?
	We'll put it in a little basket and we'll throw it into the crocodile-infested Nile River and hope for the best.
	And man, she swished it.
	Baby did not get eaten by crocodiles or tip over.
	It went right to the Pharaoh's daughter, the Pharaoh's daughter, the king's always like, oh, I love baby.
	You know how chicks are around babies.
	Oh, I love baby.
	So she raised it like it was her own.
	She raises Moses.
	I don't know how you knew his original name, but same name.
	Coincidence.
	Lucky coincidence.
	Lucky coincidence.
	Eventually, he was 19, 20 years old, went to his grandfather, the Pharaoh, the king, and he was like, hey, motherfucker, I got news for you.
	I'm not your grandson.
	And the Pharaoh's like, yeah, my daughter was never pregnant.
	We know.
	She didn't ever do that.
	Plus, you're balding with glasses, so I think you came from Slave Island over there.
	That's my favorite part of the story.
	The Jews were slaves in Egypt.
	Egypt was a superpower.
	And their Labor force, their manual labor force, was the weakest, most complaining people in the world.
	I mean, there's nobody softer than Jews.
	I think the pyramid's supposed to be houses, and the Jews are like, it's too hot, just pile it up.
	What a terrible, terrible choice for a slave.
	By the way, Egypt is in Africa.
	there's better options out there.
	I'm just saying, who do you want picking up stones for you?
	Dekembe Mutambo or Gilbert Gottfried?
	The black Hebrew Israelites will be like, that's right, we are the wheel.
	We're the real Israelites.
	Where are the Hebrews?
	Where are the Hebrews?
	Dekembe Mutumbo or Gilbert Gottfried.
	That's a good one.
	Cho's wrong, Egypt.
	That's why your country's falling apart right now.
	So let me tell you everything you need to know about Jews.
	I don't know where to start.
	I never know where to start.
	I'll tell you what.
	Let's start with chips.
	Let's start with women.
	Women in Orthodox Judaism are second-class citizens for sure.
	Yeah, you're not a full part of the religion.
	By the way, I can feel you turning on me.
	I didn't make any of this up.
	Okay?
	Don't blame me.
	I do agree with all of it, but I did not make any of this up.
	It's better than a lot of religions.
	Like, you can't beat your wife in Judaism, but if you do beat your wife, they'll be like, don't do that.
	Is he wrong?
	Are women second-class citizens in Judaism?
	I mean, it's pejorative.
	I'm saying it's kind of like the Goy distinction.
	There's different roles.
	Women are queens.
	They're the heads of the house.
	They have an important role.
	But it would be like Goyem.
	Women can't be judges.
	It's men are good on the right-hand side of the Sephirotic tree, and women are on the left-hand side, inherently evil.
	Just like Eve was the one that got seduced by Satan and then seduced Adam.
	That's why women were cursed with childbirth.
	Also, the prayer, right, in the morning prayer.
	Thank God for not making me a goy, a woman.
	Right?
	Yeah, but it's not a good, bad distinction.
	I mean, saying men are higher in the hierarchy, but women are not bad.
	Women serve a special function, should be treated properly, but men have a higher function.
	Okay, so no, they're not bad, but they're second class.
	It's a great error to make it a good, bad distinction.
	Got it.
	If you're giving a higher, lower purpose, but it's not a good, bad distinction.
	Okay.
	You're just not really a full part of the religion.
	Like if this is a synagogue, it'd be all the men down here, and the women would be up there behind a fence, like in the balcony, looking at us participating.
	What are you guys doing back there?
	We're like, shut up.
	We'll talk to you later.
	So there's all these laws associated with being a woman, especially a married woman.
	Okay, if you're a married woman in Judaism and you're on your period, you're considered unclean.
	Yeah, which that's actually a problem with that spiritually, but physically, that's actually a very nice way of describing what's actually happening.
	Unclean is fine.
	I mean, like, legitimately, if I put two giant buckets on the stage and one giant bucket said clean vaginas and the other giant bucket said unclean vaginas, and then I handed each of you a bleeding vagina, and I said, put that anywhere.
	laughter
	Which bucket do we all know would be overflowing with vaginas?
	I believe I know in, I think, Hindu temples, they don't allow women on their period in the temple either.
	Just because they almost all cultures have a menstrual cycle taboo from an anthropological perspective, because it's based on factual, there's blood and mood, consider it impure,
	and then to separate that women should be excluded from communal activities, sexual activity should be forbidden during that time period is common, I think, among the majority of ancient traditions because it makes sense anthropologically, biologically.
	Right.
	I mean, that's why I said to call it good or bad.
	So he's pointing out it's not good or bad.
	It's pure or impure.
	But if you say, well, it's bad because you're excluded during that time and you shouldn't be allowed to participate in communal activities while you're in a state of impurity is not a good, bad distinction.
	But if you're like, you know, a modern-day woman, you know, you can't exclude women from communal activities because of some form of ritual impurity.
	When they're on their period, sometimes we'd like to, am I right?
	Well, I mean, God forbid that's the religion teaches.
	Yep, yep.
	Well, that's one thing they got a little bit right there.
	He's saying, like, nah, you can't do this.
	And that's why it's funny because Orthodox Judaism is traditional and it's biblical.
	There's straight laws in the Bible about menstrual cycles and ritual impurity.
	But modern sensibilities conflict with that.
	So you're unclean until you stop having a period.
	Then you have to have seven days of no blood.
	And then you got to go to a ritual bath called a mikvah.
	And then you're considered clean again.
	And it's seven days of no blood in a row.
	That means if you get spotting two days out, fucking yeah.
	Clock starts over, bitches.
	Yeah, it's like microwave popcorn.
	It's got to be the full three seconds or it does not count.
	You know, it's like pop, one, two, pop, pop, one.
	Two.
	Pop, walk, pop, walk, pop.
	One, pop, walk, pop, pop.
	One.
	One.
	Two.
	Three.
	Yes.
	All burned.
	That's your vaginas in Judaism, just so you know.
	It's the microwave popcorn of body parts.
	And while you're unclean, you can't touch your husband.
	And your husband can't touch you.
	Oh, yeah.
	Can't even sleep next to each other.
	You got to go sleep in the corner, like the bleeding whore that you are.
	It's every month with you.
	So this law, it's called NIDA.
	This is the reason.
	Sociologically, this is the reason that Orthodox Jews have large families.
	It's not only so it can fill up our minivans.
	There's another reason.
	It boils down to this.
	How long do periods last?
	What do periods go for these days?
	Five days.
	Okay.
	She's heavily disagreeing with you in the back.
	So what do you think it is?
	Seven said the mansplainer.
	All right, let's split the difference: five to seven.
	That's why I thought I was going to be a woman saying the answer to that.
	Seven, I know five to seven days, I believe she said.
	Plus seven days of no blood.
	That's 12 to 14 days, okay?
	Plus another day or two to go to the ritual bath to go to the mikkwit.
	They're not like 24-hour fitness.
	You know, they're only in certain spots.
	So now we're talking about right around 13 to 15 days after a structure period is the first time you're allowed to touch your husband.
	It's also when you are the most fertile in your cycle.
	Your ovaries are right at the bottom of your pussy.
	And you haven't touched your husband in two weeks and he hasn't touched you.
	You're supposed to super horny.
	And right then, God's like, ha ha ha, go.
	I mean, there's no chance, dude.
	There's no chance.
	Imagine the husband's home washing dishes, cums coming out of his ears.
	Fucking hate this religion so much.
	She'll be a Buddhist.
	Buddha's fuck all the time.
	All the kids are like, Daddy, need your shut the fuck up.
	Daddy's not going to fucking hate this shit.
	You can't beat your kids in Judaism, just so you know.
	That is allowed.
	Can't be your wife, but you can beat your children.
	And right then, the woman walks through the door.
	You know, the guy's all cranky, just fucking pent up.
	He's just like, where have you been?
	She's like, ritual bath.
	And he's like, oh, yeah?
	why don't you go get that sheet with the hole in it There's a rumor, just so you know, there's a rumor that Jews have sex through a hole in a sheet.
	And it's not true.
	But it's not true.
	So it comes from, it comes from some racists made it up a long time ago.
	It comes.
	I'll tell you where it comes from.
	Jews have this sort of prayer poncho thing called seat seed.
	It goes on, it's like a t-shirt, but it's like made like a poncho.
	It's like on no sides, and it's got these white tassels.
	Sometimes you'll see that white tassels coming out of it at the bottom.
	It's called tzitzit.
	And the white tassels are for like in times of trouble, we would tie razors to the end of that.
	Create a fucking bubble of safety.
	Do you wear one of those?
	Or have you?
	Or do you ever?
	Yeah, I mean, every day.
	In my Jew strings, of course.
	Jew strings.
	Yeah.
	Underneath your shirt?
	You wearing it right now?
	No, I mean, it's night.
	Usually I wear it when I wear it when I go out.
	You know, I have like 10 of them.
	Usually I wear it over my shirt, but if I'm doing something, I don't want it sticking out, I'll wear it under my shirt.
	Then it gets kind of like sweatier.
	You gotta wear an undershirt.
	They're not required to be worn at night.
	How many do you have in your closet?
	Probably 10.
	I mean, you want to see them?
	10.
	No, I've seen them before.
	I'm just got questions.
	It says in the New Testament that Jesus wore one, and this is the zitzit.
	Is that how you say it?
	Titzi, TZI, right?
	Yeah, it's it, and it's it's probably the shroud that the shroud of Jesus is a tzitzit.
	And generally, when a no, it said the woman tugged on his wear at all times and a bigger one when you pray.
	And when we die, we're buried in our tzitzus, that the strings are cut off, and the shroud, the garment without the strings, our body is put in, and we're buried in that historically.
	So nowadays, that is not necessarily done like that anymore.
	But you say that that would be the shroud of Jesus would be most likely his tzitzus.
	Well, the verse is when a woman tugs on it to get his attention, I believe, is what it is.
	And this is the threads that the Gentiles at the end of times will grab a hold to and follow the Jews, right?
	Yeah, and there's a connection between tzitzis and sexual purity as being a reminder.
	I mean, they're supposed to be a reminder of the mitzvah.
	You wear them.
	And I mean, it's a mitzvah in itself that the Torah says to do it, so we do it, but also it's a reminder to be obedient to God and do the mitzvahs and the tying of the knots is supposed to represent 613.
	Hold on, what is 613?
	I do think actually some Jewish sects do do the sheep practice.
	I mean, there's different variations of abstinence levels or, you know, say like the impurity of sex within some Jewish sects, although it's pretty rare.
	So I'm not sure if his accuracy in the terms of his description of the, you know, God forbid, the hole in the sheet.
	A racist made it up.
	You know, there's a famous debate online with a ton of views with Christopher Hitchens and Shmuley Botayak.
	And Shmuley tried to say, he accused him of spreading that rumor and saying it wasn't true.
	And then he said that he read that it was, and people say that it is.
	So it's interesting.
	I heard him say it's not true.
	And I was just like, oh, I guess he's right.
	But now you're saying there is some truth to it.
	Well, I was saying it's rare.
	There's a few sects that practice it.
	So he's saying, no Jew ever did it.
	It's a complete line made up.
	And it comes from conceptually, like a lot of Christians, that sex is evil.
	Sex is purely for the purpose of procreation, but the enjoyment of sex is something that is evil in origins and should be negated.
	And you should have sex minimally for the sake of procreation.
	And the purity would be kept through not even the most minimal form of contact during sexual relations, which would be like the hole in the sheet.
	So I think there's some Kabbalistic reference.
	It's not a popular thing.
	There is some source in Judaism.
	And the logic is a form of abstinence.
	And like, okay, we're not Christians.
	We're supposed to get married and have children.
	But we're in generally Jews, you're saying you could glorify the mitzvah.
	Like, okay, like you could eat kosher food, you could eat good food and make a blessing.
	So you could enjoy sexual relations within your marriage, but it shouldn't be overdone and it shouldn't be for the sake of sense gratification.
	So don't enjoy sex and don't laugh.
	This sounds like a pretty depressing religion to me, honestly.
	Well, I'd say even the don't laugh is not mainstream.
	So I'm saying there's some sex, but in the Talmud, there's a lot of statements and like, you know, certain rabbinic schools that, you know, saying like laughing is basically forbidden and like you're not a serious person if you laugh.
	And, you know, saying like most Orthodox Jews, there would be like, you know, extreme Kabbalists or renunciates who, you know, like, I have no desire for any pleasure in the material world.
	There is nothing in this material world that interests me at all.
	But, you know, because God commands me to get married and have a child, I will have sexual relations with my wife, but only through a sheet with a hole, because I have no intention of ever having any pleasure of the material realm.
	And, you know, so if you look at that, which would be extreme in Judaism, but there is, and I mean, probably within Christianity, you could think of the extreme levels of renunciation.
	And if you would even consider that praiseworthy, a person who rejects all pleasures of the material realm.
	And this, this wearing the tassels on the shirt, this is one of the 613 commandments, one of the mitzvahs.
	Yeah, that straight verse, like in the Shema prayer, it's said every day, you know, like you put them onto your eye.
	And it has to be, it can only be one fabric, too, right?
	Well, if you're really strict, you like to wear wool, but like wool is kind of hard to wear.
	So like if you're a really pious Jew, you wear wool tzitzus, even in the, you know, even in the heat of the summer.
	But the key is that, you know, the strings will be wool, and you're only required to wear the tzitzis on a four-cornered garment.
	So the small tzitzis, people wear the garment for the sake of having the tzitzis.
	And, you know, some people say you shouldn't go more than four steps without the tzitzis, although it's only a commandment by day, not by night.
	And there's specific, you know, God forbid, some dirty stories in the Talmud where the purpose of the tzitzis is to save people from sexual impurity.
	And like, God forbid, we could discuss at a different time the stories in the Talmud with the rabbi actually says the rabbi who was visiting prostitutes and was saved by his tzitzis, that when he was getting to do the act with the prostitute, his tzitzis like whacked him in the face and then he repented.
	And there's another story where the guy, the guy, the rabbi actually marries the prostitute.
	But these are famous Talmudic stories with tzitzus in relation to preserving sexual purity.
	Interesting, interesting.
	I think it's a magical underwear, right?
	Well, I mean, I mean, that's majority of your making fun of the people.
	That's what everybody calls the Mormons.
	By me, because it's normalized to make fun of Mormons, but you're saying I think it's also based on these biblical verses.
	And if you would consider that praiseworthy, and like, God forbid, humor, this is degenerate.
	And you're saying that such thing is like chastity, praising the chaste wife, the humble woman, the woman who doesn't like flaunting her body, the woman that saves her hair and her body only for her husband, and the man who doesn't indulge in sexual pleasures that considers it a holy act in the various things.
	So God forbid, there is some justification, and even to say it's a beautiful part of the Jewish religion where, you know, in the same like the Hanukkah, where material acts could be lifted, including the most base of all human acts,
	which is sex and reproduction, but even the most base of human activities, you're saying just like animals procreate, man procreates, but that base level of human action could be elevated to the spiritual realm.
	Somebody, the dog opened the door and somebody wanted to come in and say hi to you.
	Say hi.
	Okay, well, you elevated the most base form of human action, procreation, to spiritual levels, and the proof is in your lap.
	Yes, yes, she is.
	And the Gospels, they started with Mark and then Matthew and Luke copied it, but it has the story of the woman who has been subject to bleeding for 12 years.
	And everybody assumes that means out of her vagina.
	Like that's a real thing.
	She suffered and the doctors couldn't do anything, but she grabbed Jesus's cloak, which means his tzitzit, tzitzi, whatever it is, and then she was healed.
	So that's the story why people say.
	All right.
	From the Judaic point of view, generally sex is not considered evil.
	It's just regulated.
	It's only allowed within the sanctity of marriage during the pure cycle.
	But there could be extreme versions within the Kabbalah where even then it's considered base and crude.
	Or even a spiritual person should, a man is a godly person because he doesn't partake in material pleasure.
	And because rabbis aren't renunciates and they're supposed to get married and have kids, that they would have to engage in this crude sexual act, but they would definitely not be doing it for the base pleasures that like and this is the same Judaism that teaches that sex is impure so that that's why in order for a pure perfect Jesus he had to be born of a virgin that's kind of where they got got that idea because it was because Mary had to be a virgin otherwise she would be sinful it's it's it's
	criminalizing a natural human reproduction so that everybody is sinful and then is required you know it's like a fake fake problem a fake solution for a fake problem No, I'm saying we're the animal.
	Talmud says we're like an animal in three ways and like an angel in three ways that we eat, we use the bathroom and repropriate.
	And saying like, I'm not an animal, I'm a man, but I am an animal.
	My body's animalistic.
	But he's saying that we're men, not animals, because we control our animalistic desires.
	And the most crude base of our animalistic desires is procreation.
	And that has to be regulated and done within a controlled fashion.
	You know, I'm so frustrated because I used to have a backup YouTube channel where people could go comment there or if the stream goes down on Odyssey.
	And now the bots are back and trying to disrupt my work.
	I wonder who would want to disrupt my work and subvert like they're trying to do.
	And they're pretending to be Christians.
	Not very Christian-like, if you ask me.
	Yeah, Temple Denier says it's non-stop.
	It just, it's 100% automated.
	Who has the capability to do that?
	Who has the resources?
	Who is what enemy of mine is going to take responsibility for this?
	They're just secretly trying to disrupt my streams.
	I think, I mean, you're a little tech guy.
	I think I could figure out how to do that.
	It may not even cost me money.
	I wouldn't.
	It would definitely cost money.
	Well, I mean, theoretically, like, you might be able to go to CNET or some dark place of the internet, download a bot, or even manually do it.
	I don't think it would.
	No, there's no way this is manual, dude.
	It's impossible for it to be manual.
	But I'm saying that you probably, I mean, you used to be able to just CNET.
	I don't know if they still have it or some sort of bulletin board where you could probably download and program a bot.
	I don't think it's super complicated.
	Yeah.
	I'm not interested in for the average Joe, it's sure, for the average goy, it sure is complicated.
	So that's what makes me think this is coming from Hasborough.
	All right, here we go.
	But anyway, I guess some lady was like washing the family's CC and she was hanging them up to dry and some racists walked by.
	Say what you want about racists.
	They're not the best people in the world, but they are very creative.
	Some of them walked by and they saw one hanging up and they were like, I bet they fucked through that.
	And it just stuck.
	What's even a bad thing?
	The hole is like that big.
	So I'm like, yeah, spread that.
	But then it changed.
	It morphed.
	The rumor morphed into like a regular bedspread with a little hole cut in the middle of it.
	And here's how strong the rumor was.
	I thought it was true.
	Up until legitimately two years ago.
	I guess they thought like a woman supposed to lie down naked and you cover her up with a sheet like she's dead.
	You know, and you line the hole up like right over her vagina.
	And then you got to get in there, you know, and like through the hole.
	You guys remember the game Operation?
	Yeah, it's just like that.
	But instead of using tweezers, use that sweet D. Did you play Operation as a kid?
	Yeah, I had Operation.
	Yeah, I think actually, I don't know.
	It might be that way.
	Me too.
	Might be another way.
	It might be that the guy holds a sheet like over him.
	You know, just puts it over and just has his dick out of the hole.
	Like a walking glory hole.
	Just a dick.
	I'm like, I don't know.
	I always thought it was the former, but it might be the latter.
	Yeah.
	Oh, sorry.
	For the non-Jews, for the goys.
	Former and latter means first and second.
	The reason...
	The reason for the sheet that I always thought was twofold.
	I thought it was just because these are like super religious people, super pious people, and they're studying the Torah and the Talmud, which is like the Gemara all day.
	And they don't want to be distracted, you know?
	Anybody with a wife or a girlfriend, you know, you think about her naked sometimes.
	So they're like, to combat that, they're just like, cover her up with sheets.
	You don't have to fucking look at her.
	Don't be thinking about her.
	Don't be distracted.
	And then the other reason is there's a commandment to be fruitful and multiply.
	In order to do that, you have to have an erection.
	And Jewish women...
	It's the best way to say this.
	It's not ugly.
	It's not ugly.
	That's not the word.
	That's not the word.
	It's not ugly.
	Here's the word I'm going to use.
	inbred Yeah, we're an inbred race, everybody.
	The boys and the girls.
	We've only been fucking ourselves for like 5,000 years.
	So if you don't get outside genetics, shit starts to get weird.
	Some people ask me, is Judaism a race or religion?
	And I'm like, it's both.
	Like, well, how can it be a race?
	I'm like, because you can pick a Jew out of a lineup.
	You know, if you have eight men, you're like the Woody Allen one.
	Obviously, you.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	Let's go.
	You know, it doesn't work out of other religions.
	You can't pick a Catholic out of a lineup.
	Unless they're in, like, the middle of raping a child.
	I mean, you would have to get so lucky with the timing.
	Or no, I guess what you could do, you could have a lineup and then release a child into the room and then lock the door.
	And then you just got to play the waiting game.
	You got to wait for the one to start shaking and sweating and like talking to him.
	Keep it together, Jeremiah.
	You guys raping that?
	I'm not.
	I just want to know if you guys are going to rape that.
	I'm not going to rape it.
	I'm not even thinking about raping it.
	I just want to know if you guys are going to rape.
	Hey, can I smell his butt?
	Is that allowed?
	I've been making fun of that Catholic priest-sex scandal for like 20 straight years.
	I can't stop making fun of it.
	I have Catholic friends.
	They get bad at me about it, but fuck off.
	My buddy Steve, he's Catholic.
	He's a comic.
	And I made a Catholic joke once, and I got off stage, and he had enough of it.
	So I got off stage.
	He was like, Ari, what do we have to do to make you stop making fun of Catholics?
	And I was like, "One thing." It's just that one thing.
	Are you guys not getting the message?
	Just stop raping children.
	Do you have a game plan in place to improve?
	Can I spitball with you a little?
	Can I suggest, I know, right or wrong, but start raping adults for a while.
	See how that works out.
	It's 50, 60 years, something like that.
	And then eventually, maybe no rapes at all.
	But I think we can all agree.
	You know, you're fucking up as a group when raping adults is a step in the right direction.
	Yeah, the only problem is now every time a Jew fucks up sexually, all my friends are like, well, well, well, guess you guys aren't perfect either.
	Yeah, like fucking, what's his name?
	Jeffrey Epstein.
	That was about Epstein is a Jewish name, if you don't know.
	If you didn't know before, now you know.
	You know what Jeffrey Epstein is?
	He ran an underage sex trafficking ring.
	Yeah, had his own private island where he did it.
	Bill Clinton went there but just to play golf I think he said there was no golf where Bill Clinton lived so he went to fuck Child Island and get a sweet nine holes in so So anyway, they're like, what about Jeffrey Epstein, Ari?
	He's a Jew.
	And I'm like, that's fair.
	That is fair.
	And I'll answer that from a Jewish perspective.
	Here's what Jeffrey Epstein goes to show you.
	It's that no matter what industry Jews choose to go into, we will rise to the top of that industry.
	He's the number one name in underage sex trafficking.
	Anyway, the point is, Jews have a look.
	That's my point.
	Everybody's got a look.
	Even though you're talking about it, people look way different in South America than they do in Africa, Canada.
	It's like whatever.
	Even country to country, people look different.
	Like, I've been on tour all over Europe.
	People looked at, I was, dude, I was in Berlin four days in Berlin.
	This one's fun.
	The hottest women in the world.
	I've been to Sweden and Brazil.
	I thought they used to be the hottest.
	It's German girls.
	They're fucking tens, dude.
	Every one of them.
	And the dudes, too.
	Every dude there was like six foot five and chiseled.
	I was just walking around Berlin for four days staring at these same beautiful men and women.
	And for the first time in my life, I was like, yeah, I get it now.
	LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I guess I never looked at it from their point of view.
	Germans are perfect.
	And Jews all look like we're dying.
	We are.
	We're falling apart, man.
	You need outside genetics.
	The shit starts to get weird.
	Same as look at the royal family in England.
	They're all like, love your leaders.
	You know?
	They're all halftards eating their own shit in the corner.
	Same as Jews.
	We're falling apart.
	Every Jew has the same fucking Jew pattern baldness.
	You know, that's why God's like, try to get laid.
	Do something.
	Cover it up if you have to.
	I don't know.
	I've always had a theory that that's where the small hat came from: to cover the bald spot.
	What do you think?
	Is that the true Yamaki bald spot?
	What?
	Yamaki Bald.
	Have you ever heard that?
	The Yamaki bald spot?
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's not caused by the Yamaka.
	It's they put the Yarmulka on to cover the bald spot.
	Like, oh, it's for religious reasons, right?
	Yeah, I mean, God forbid, you know, Samantha, there's deep meaning.
	And, you know, like, if you get rid out of the degeneration, you're saying these things in theory have deep spiritual meaning.
	Is there a mitzvah in the Torah for wearing the kippah?
	No, I mean, the word yarmul comes from Yura Malka, fear of the king, you'll list where the tzitzis is a biblical commandment to remind us of the mitzvahs.
	The yarmulke is rabbinic in origin, just a reminder to fear God that there's something higher, higher than us.
	But you could make a joke out of it.
	Like to, you know, because I mean, you know, I got my Yamaki bald spot.
	You know, it gets growing each year.
	God forbid.
	Chat says that I finally got a smile out of you with that joke.
	You know, I don't, I don't wear it to cover my Yamaki bald spot.
	But it sure helps to remind me to fear God and to do the right thing.
	It's funny that you say fear God, and the Bible's full of God wanting to be feared.
	But I'll debate Christians and they go, I don't believe in God because I'm feared or because of the threat as hell.
	It's bullshit.
	That's exactly.
	And you can't really love a God that you fear, though.
	Well, you need both.
	I'm saying, because love of God is not enough to avoid sin.
	Fear of God, because my father loves me so much that he's going to forgive me even if I mess up.
	So it has to, you have to have the fear of God that there's going to be punishment in order to avoid sin.
	So love of God is in relation to doing the right thing.
	I love my dad.
	I want to make him proud and to fulfill his dictates.
	But I was thinking the fear comes in.
	There's going to be punishment if I mess up.
	Interesting theory in the chat from YouTube refugee says the Yarmulka, horribly misspelled, I'm pretty sure, is to symbolize the suppression of the light by the Kelly Pot shell.
	Interesting theory.
	Sounds right.
	There might be some basis for it.
	I mean, the word literally means fear of God.
	But, you know, just like, like, God is above me.
	And so it's the reminder.
	And, you know, if I get too wild or active or, you know, like, usually Jews might be a little hunched over and I get about to get angry or into an altercation or just prideful and stand up straight.
	My Yamaki falls off.
	And so, you know, just keeps keeps me humble.
	And it's the constant reminder that God is watching.
	God knows, you know, to behave properly.
	And it helps with posture, right?
	You got to sit up straight and hold your head, hold your head upright.
	But, okay, I have some non-Jewish blood in me.
	So I got to admit, okay, I'm losing some hair.
	But I mean, like, I mentioned yesterday that the one field where Jews fare the worst in is eyesight.
	Like, if you ever go to a synagogue, like half the Jews have like glasses, even like Jewish schools, like elementary school, like Jews generally, you know, there's even studies have pretty poor eyesight.
	Like, there's a lot of glasses wearing among Jews.
	And so, probably also the balding that, you know, balding might be more common among Jews.
	But, you know, that's not the origin of the Yamaki.
	But, you know, like, unfortunately, like, yeah, I got my big, God forbid, glaring Yamaki bald spot.
	If I take it off, like, I got the bald spot right there to that's there, anyways.
	Yeah, I don't luckily.
	A little receding, but not no bald spot.
	We're falling apart.
	Nearsightedness.
	I had laser guy surgery.
	All right, still have glasses.
	Dr. Weinberg did a great job.
	We're all neurotic.
	We're like, Tay-Sachs disease.
	Falling apart.
	Feed a glass of whole milk to a Jew.
	Watch him rain diarrhea for 40 days and 40 nights.
	Is that true?
	Personal experience?
	Absolutely falling apart.
	God forbid.
	Do you drink milk?
	No, no milk with me.
	He touches on that, I think.
	We're inbred.
	It's kind of like, do you guys know what pugs are?
	The dog breed pug, the most inbred of all dog breeds.
	You ever seen a pug get excited and then struggle to breathe?
	Throw a ball to a pug four times in a row.
	Listen to the sound of him just going, yeah.
	That's what Jews are.
	We're the pugs of the human world.
	Anyway, the point is: we have a look.
	So every Jewish woman I've ever had sex with, there's been like 10, 12 in my life.
	And every one of them, for a moment or the whole time I'm looking at her, but at least for one moment, I'll look at her and she'll look exactly like my aunt Ruth.
	And my boner's like, no fucking way.
	So to combat that, I always thought they just were like, well, why don't you just take a sheet, cover her up.
	So...
	Thank you.
	Yeah, then you just fuck a multiverse of holes and you're hung in there.
	By the way, here's my show.
	There's two types of Jews.
	God forbid.
	I mean, like, it's okay because he's Jewish in the nature of the thing, but I mean, he's like, he's just saying that Jewish women are unattractive.
	Like, God forbid it, but it's okay because he's Jewish.
	It's the nature of comedy, God forbid.
	Well, and to be fair and to be honest, there are some pretty Jewish girls.
	There's ugly ones for sure, too, but there's ugly girls in all types of, you know, around the world.
	Yeah, I'm not really finding this funny.
	Who's your favorite Jewish girl?
	Who do you think's the prettiest Jewish girl in the world?
	Who's your dream Jewish wife?
	I don't have like, I mean, like, I like smart women.
	You like, so I don't have dreams.
	Okay.
	What, the girl from Jeopardy?
	I mean, there's attractive, like athletic, youthful, sexy, but you know, they're saying, like, no, man, I like smart women, you know, nice women, moral women.
	And so there's very various traits.
	And a lot of times the traits that make for a good wife are not necessarily attractiveness.
	Or, you know, that would be having a body type or athletic as opposed to, you know, I mean, so Miriam Bialik, you know, good lineage.
	She's intelligent.
	She's got a PhD in neuroscience.
	You're a single Jewish man, David.
	Tell me who some of your favorite Jewish girls are.
	You like smart girls.
	This girl's a brain, a brain scientist or something like that.
	The Jeopardy host.
	Would you marry?
	Is that marriage material?
	Yeah, I mean, definitely.
	I'd rather, I mean, like, there's women that are more attractive than Miriam Bialik, but like, she's your, I mean, like, intelligence is more important.
	I would rather have an intelligent woman that was less attractive than an attractive woman that was less intelligent.
	Okay, any suggestions in the chat?
	Gal Godot, she hardly looks Jewish.
	She looks like Eastern Russian to me.
	She doesn't really have the Jewish look.
	That's athletic.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Like, okay, like Wonder Woman, in terms of like sexual attraction, like it's probably studied.
	Like, men are going to be sexually attractive to more athletic or things that men are more aroused by, but that doesn't make for a good wife or a good mother or good companionship.
	What about Fran Drescher?
	Did you have a crush on her growing up?
	What I used to see her on, like, Nick at night, I didn't even know she was Jew.
	I didn't even know what Jews were back then.
	Didn't realize she was Jewish.
	What about Kat Dennings?
	There's plenty of attractions.
	I mean, there's athletic, there's all forms of Jewish women.
	There might be some stereotypical of the bony Jewish girl or even a few children, generally they're going to be overweight.
	So most Orthodox women are overweight because after you've had a few children, it's very difficult to lose that weight.
	But so that classification, God forbid, you have to say, okay, I'm not here for the material pleasure.
	And what's the benefit?
	There's the statement in the Talmud, even that, God forbid, beauty is dangerous and to be avoided.
	So say there's a natural sexual attraction to what would be considered like a sexy woman, but that's generally.
	You're Anti-beauty, too, no laughing and anti-beauty.
	There's a statement in the Talmud, God forbid, that there's anti-beauty statements in the Talmud.
	But I'm not saying anti-beauty, but I say like, if you like, put me in a lab and like, you know, God forbid, did some like weird experimenting boners or something like that, I would probably find attractive what other people find attractive.
	But Miriam Bialik would, you know, probably be more the type of wife I was looking for.
	Like, I want someone high IQ.
	Well, just because they're pretty doesn't mean they're not smart.
	We're having Bakeman Fried's girl.
	Yeah, I don't know about her.
	She's kind of fitting the description I think that Ari's talking about.
	What about Laura Loomer?
	You find Laura Loomer attractive?
	There's a Talmudic debate.
	She's a smart Jewish girl, isn't she?
	And honesty, and Shammai, the Hillo says all women are beautiful on the wedding night.
	And Shammai says, like, if they're ugly, they're ugly.
	You got to tell the truth, God forbid.
	But, you know, I think relatively, all women are attractive.
	Attractiveness is related to childbearing ability.
	So if you say, oh, they're attractive because they're thin, because they're athletic.
	Hips, breasts, butts, enough fat to have milk for the baby.
	Exactly.
	But are you saying, like, no, all women are attractive.
	Any woman that is child-bearing material could be found attractive.
	And I think a healthy man, you know, generally, there's even statements in the Talmuds and studies.
	A healthy man finds all women attractive.
	You might find some women more attractive than others, but a healthy man generally finds all women attractive.
	I don't know if you disagree with that.
	A healthy man finds all women attractive.
	No, I don't think that's true.
	Well, I think in the heat of the moment, I would say probably yes.
	You're saying if there's a preference, if you have your choice between women, you choose the more attractive one.
	But a man, you're given the choice between an unattractive woman and nothing, will generally take the unattractive woman.
	I googled hottest Jewish women.
	People who are highly sexually active might, God forbid, you're not going to sleep with a model every night.
	And so people who have the most sexual relations, it's generally because they're willing to have sexual relations with unattractive women.
	I mean, it's getting a little bit off subject.
	I know.
	Well, I mean, he's trashing Jewish women and just to be to be because he's making jokes.
	But to be fair, in case the ADL is watching, no, I'm just kidding.
	Well, it's fine because ADL is not going to complain about him.
	Just like I forget who was saying, like South Park.
	South Park says, like, you know, South Park's written by Jews, and the ADL never complains about South Park.
	And generally, that's like, oh, it's okay because he's Jewish.
	And the same way, God forbid, like the N-word, like when a black says the N-word, it's okay.
	But if a white says it, you know, like, God forbid, it's an excuse for violence.
	That there's that general statement, like, you know, Jews, if a Jew says it's okay.
	But even just looking at this, like, no, this is kind of just degenerate, and he's trashing Jewish women.
	And, you know, like, it's okay because he's Jewish.
	Yeah, so you're saying ugly women need love too, is basically what you're saying.
	Well, I say ugly, beautiful on the inside or outside.
	So if you're saying beauty has multiple components.
	So, I mean, like Andrew Tate or something, if you're just saying factual, younger women are always more attractive than older women.
	All things being equal.
	I mean, I just was reading a study recently, like men on the dating sites universally prefer 20-year-old women.
	Like all things being equal, a man will prefer a 20-year-old woman to a 25- to a 30-year-old woman.
	All things being equal, people are going to prefer thin or whatever, even light features that studies show.
	Shiksha, Shiksa features.
	Well, I was saying if you say light features or shiksa features, but generally relatively Jews are compared on a global scale have lighter features.
	David, Duvid, I'm asking you a simple question.
	You're a single Jewish guy.
	Who are some of your favorite Jewish girls?
	I just wanted to Google them and show some pretty Jewish girls to prove Ari wrong.
	Like, God forbid, I don't like, you know, get your mind out of the gutter.
	It's not gutter to be attracted to Jewish girls.
	The attractiveness of women is a degenerate thing to do.
	And you're saying, like, okay, there's factors of beauty.
	Physical is definitely part of it.
	But you're saying, okay, in seeking a wife, I want someone who's intelligent.
	I want someone that has a good heart, good character traits, or even like a good family, wealth or education, various things that might consider in making the woman beautiful, where the physical component is just one factor of it.
	And it's a degenerate thing in general to rank and rate women based on their attractiveness.
	I just remembered something recently.
	You're degenerate when you get together, you like to rate.
	I don't like to rate women.
	I'm saying.
	You played sports and maybe like locker room talk, but you're saying it's like a Donald Trump type thing where you like to rank the attractiveness of women.
	You get together if your guy rank the attractiveness of women.
	You're misrepresenting.
	Ari says that Jewish women are ugly.
	I just wanted you to name some Jewish women that you thought were pretty.
	All women are pretty.
	Even ugly women are pretty.
	All Jewish women are pretty.
	But whatever you consider a sign of beauty, there's generally Jewish women of all types and variety.
	But your stereotypical Jewish woman in the modern beauty Sense might be considered less attractive than non-Jewish women.
	I mean, God forbid, look at Jared and Josh Kushner or all the Hollywood Jews that marry Shiksahas, presumably because they consider them more attractive than Jewish women.
	But at the same time, they don't necessarily make good mothers.
	The traits, like the trait for someone who's going to bear 10 children or be a good mother to your children, are not necessarily the same trait that make a woman sexually attractive.
	You know, you're contradicting yourself because a minute ago you said that men naturally like 20-year-olds.
	We like women.
	We find women attractive that have more likelihood of being good mothers, basically.
	Being able to take care, give childbirth, wide hips, enough meat on their bones.
	But this reminded me that Israeli woman, 19-year-old, named most stunning woman in the world.
	So I guess Ari's proven wrong, right?
	Well, it's all type.
	I mean, if he means stereotypical, like stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.
	And Israel is a different place.
	They have mandatory military service.
	You know, that the American Jewish woman would be different than the Israeli military woman.
	And a lot of these women are mixed-blooded and Russian.
	And you've shown a lot of them have light features.
	Aren't you mixed-blooded, though, too?
	Aren't all Ashkenazis mixed-blooded?
	Well, yeah, but it's saying to different extents.
	I actually have a non-Jewish father as opposed to Ashkenazic Jews who have European blood from a thousand years ago.
	But I mean, saying like the bony Jewish girl is somewhat like a relative stereotype, big noses or that general features that would not be considered attractive for modeling, but might make for good Jewish mothers.
	Do you find, are you attracted to girls with big noses?
	Is it like genetic for you to find that attractive?
	I'm not sure.
	I try not to rate women on their attractiveness.
	I'm not asking you.
	I'm not asking you.
	I'm just saying, are you attracted to big noses?
	Guys know what they're attracted to.
	I think I would say I'm neutral on it.
	Neutral.
	Okay.
	Just curious.
	But if a big nose is a sign of intelligence, it's not necessarily like, okay, if you're going to test a physical reaction that, you know, saying the erection or something like that, that big noses are not necessarily turned on, but intelligence could be attracted.
	It could be to you, though.
	I mean, something had to select all the big noses.
	If Jewish men weren't attracted to big noses, then there wouldn't be big noses anymore.
	Well, I'm making a separate point that you could be attracted to intelligence, but you're unlikely to be sexually attracted to intelligence.
	I'm going to be more likely to be sexually attracted to an athletic, youthful woman that's not very intelligent than an intelligent person that is out of shape or has bad skin or something like that.
	But in terms of relationship, that the intelligence would be a more attracting factor.
	So the sexual attraction is going to be more physical, but the actual love attraction, saying a character trait like intelligence would be a non-sexual attraction.
	But in terms for marriage or relation, that non-sexual factor of attraction is more important than the sexual form of attraction.
	Last question about girls and one more.
	I'm disagreeing with this.
	One more about noses.
	There's what sexually attracts you, and then you say what's attractive about a relationship.
	So you say, oh.
	Personality can be turned on and turn offs too.
	But I'm attracted, like the woman's like, her father's a millionaire, like, or something.
	It's not necessarily sexually attractive.
	Okay, you heard it here first.
	David's attracted to the woman whose father's a millionaire.
	Yeah, I'm saying that truthfully, but I may not be sexually attracted.
	Right, right, right.
	Because that's a physical reaction.
	I hear you.
	But I might be able to marry and have a long-term relation and be sexually attracted enough to have children and prefer to marry an intelligent daughter of a millionaire that's only mildly attractive than a beautiful woman.
	Okay, last question about Jewish girls, because this is way off topic, but I'm curious.
	What is your take on Jewish girls who get nose jobs?
	Is that a turnoff for you?
	Yeah, I mean, to me, like, unnaturalism is a turnoff.
	Like, like dyed hair, nose jobs, any form of fakeness is a turnoff to me.
	Although it's somewhat common.
	So like I would rather have a naturally unattractive woman than an unnaturally attractive woman in that sense.
	Gotcha.
	You're going to make such a good husband one day, David.
	Hope you find your wife soon and have a bunch of little Rebbe's running around.
	Amen.
	Thank you.
	All right, here we go.
	We need more Adam Green, good father.
	You can name one of your kids Adam Cadmount after me.
	I'm only talking about one type.
	It's Ashkenazi and Sephardi.
	So when the Greeks drove us out or the Romans or one of the fucking thousand times we got driven out, we got pushed in different directions.
	And some of us went north to like Poland and Romania and Hungary and places like that.
	And some of us went east to like Syria and Iran, Iraq, places like that.
	Those are called Sephardic Jews, or as my grandmother called them, animals.
	Oh, that gave you a smile.
	There's some truth that Ashkenazis kind of look down on Sephardic a little bit.
	Yeah, I mean, that could be like a white passing type thing where, you know, because the center of power is Northern Europe or Germany.
	And so it's in relation to the Goyam that the Northern European, Western European Goyam are the most powerful Goyam.
	And so that would be Israel, Israeli politics, American society.
	For the longest time, the Sephardic were like they were the Kabbalahs, and they were the ones with the influence in Spain and stuff.
	And they were the businessmen and the merchants.
	And the Ashkenazi were all poor, like living in the living in the ghettos and stuff, right?
	Well, it's fleeting.
	It's temporary.
	Like, God forbid, in the chess club, the expression, what was funny before is not funny anymore.
	A person comes back and the wind comes back and now he's tough and beats up the bully.
	What was funny before is not funny anymore.
	So when the Spartan were picking on the Ashkenaz and then the tables turned, so the state of the Ashkenazic superiority is likely temporary, and it's in relation to the power saying that Spartac Jews migrate to European Ashkenazic areas, not the other way around.
	Very few Ashkenazic Jews move to Sparty areas.
	But if there was a, you know, if the West completely collapsed and there was a rise of the East, presumably, you know, Ashkenazic Jews would be moving east and would be in a inferior status to Eastern Jews.
	Did you see any of my videos debunking the Khazarian disinfo?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You concur with that that the Khazar stuff is nonsense?
	Well, I mean, there's minimal truth.
	I would say minimal truth.
	There probably are some, there probably were some Khazarian Jews and there's some admixture, but probably less than 2%.
	So to say that like Khazarian admixture makes up about 2% of Ashkenazic Jewry.
	I mean, even on my mother's 23andMe shows like Mongolian or some Eastern admixture, but it's the idea that the Jews are secretly all Khazars, like in disguise, that's where it's nonsense, though.
	Yeah, I mean, there's a tiny bit of truth to it.
	And I think that the historian experts might put it about 2%.
	But the conspiracy to say that it's, you know, that the Ashkenazic Jews are the descendants of Khazars is largely false.
	Okay.
	All right.
	The genetic testing, historical documentation.
	That's why I'm making my mother's 23andMe.
	There's like a 2% Mongolian or something that is possibly Khazarian influence.
	Possibly.
	You don't even know for sure.
	All right, here we go.
	They don't cut their hollow.
	They tear it.
	Don't have them in our house.
	And those people are tougher.
	They're tougher Jews because they got some Arab in them and they're just like tough.
	They never had the Holocaust, too.
	So there's no victim mentality there.
	The Holocaust never got to Syria.
	So they're all like, well, why are you a victim?
	Just fight back.
	And we're like, you just wouldn't understand.
	But I'm talking about Ashkenazi Jews, Woody Allen Jews.
	That's the type I'm talking about.
	So let me tell you, let me tell you what we did in seminary, yeshiva, Jerusalem.
	All we did was study the Torah and mostly the Talmud, the Gemara.
	I'll use those words interchangeably.
	It means the same thing.
	And we prayed.
	Three times a day we prayed.
	It's a lot.
	Muslims go five times a day.
	You got us on that.
	Christians pray like twice a year.
	And the Talmud is really just a series of what-ifs to help codify the law.
	So the Torah will say something like, thou shalt not kill, right?
	You get put to death if you kill.
	But then Talmud is like, what about self-defense?
	And you're like, yeah, good question, Talmud.
	Good question.
	So here's two of my favorite what-ifs from the Talmud, and these would still be done today.
	My favorite Jew.
	Okay, what if you're having sex with your wife, and in the middle of it, she starts a period?
	You know, that could happen.
	I know women, whenever I've had sex with a woman and she's like, oh, shit, I started my period.
	They always get embarrassed, which is weird.
	Like, I started my period early.
	But I'm always like, no, did you?
	I can't even talk anymore.
	And chicks always get embarrassed by it.
	They're like, don't get embarrassed.
	At least from my perspective, I'm always like, I love it.
	You know, they're like, I started my period.
	I'm like, that's right.
	You start your period early.
	Because I hit that back wall.
	Back wall.
	My dick starts your period.
	My dick is your God.
	My dick is your mood.
	Your moon.
	Makes us feel powerful.
	Don't feel bad about it at all.
	So what if you start your period early?
	I would say, you know, just stop fucking.
	No big deal.
	If I was the ancient Robbie's, I would talk about, or keep fucking.
	You already got the sin.
	You may as well enjoy yourself.
	It's like if you get a parking ticket, you don't move your car.
	Park for free for the rest of the day.
	That's not what the rabbis of the Gemaras say.
	They said, no.
	What do you think?
	Do you know the ruling?
	Have you studied that one?
	Yeah, I think so.
	I mean, God forbid.
	What is it?
	This is a Talmud test.
	Do you know the answer?
	You're on the hot seat.
	What do you do if you're having sex with your wife and then her period starts?
	What do you do?
	Honestly, I'm not sure.
	I think you're allowed to continue, but I'm not sure.
	Okay.
	You're not doing anything wrong until you find out you started your period.
	And then when you're inside her vagina, you can't pull out because pulling out is a stroke.
	It's an enjoyable stroke.
	So where are you going to go?
	It's like it becomes like a Chinese pussy trap, you know?
	Conundrum.
	Contendrum.
	What do they say to do?
	That's what they say.
	I think you're a Daya or Baba Kama, one of those, but you're fucking, right?
	And then she goes, I start my period.
	You're supposed to stop, look up, think of the glory and awe of God until your manhood subsides.
	That's Talmud language.
	Let your dick exit of natural causes.
	Oh, what a fun bonding moment for you and your wife.
	For her to feel you go soft inside of her.
	And how confusing from your dick's point of view?
	Where are you just plugging away?
	You know, you're just like this.
	and then all of a sudden it just like stops Hello?
	Hello?
	A little movement, please.
	A little movement here.
	Also, definitely stop thinking about God.
	That's weird.
	All right.
	Probably gonna get out of here then.
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	Here's my favorite.
	Here's my all-time favorite what-if from the Talmud.
	It's about dietary laws.
	We have kosher.
	You guys have heard that word, right?
	Kosher.
	Yeah.
	Certain things we can and can't eat.
	That's what we call kosher.
	Muslims have halal.
	Christians just go buck wild.
	So you can't mix meat and milk.
	Not all the mixed meat and milk.
	The reason for that is God is a cunt.
	Can't even go into it.
	But like, so I never had a cheeseburger until I was 23 years old.
	Never had a cheeseburger.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	Weird upbringing.
	You know, the closest I got was I had a hamburger, and then six hours later, I ate a slice of cheese.
	And then I was like, I had a couple cheeseburgers coming out, but never going in.
	Also, no, no pig product of any kind.
	No pork, no bacon, no ham, not allowed at all.
	Actually, this is fun because I took my nephew for his bar mitzvah.
	I took him to a New York Ranger game.
	Bar mitzvah is a Jewish coming-of-age ceremony.
	You've heard that.
	It's like a Mexicans have quincineros, I guess, for little girls.
	It's when a bar mitzvah is when a Jewish boy becomes a man, and that's when he can read from the Torah for the first time.
	And they let him on his own evict a family out of their home, you know, all by himself.
	Is that true that you can't read the Torah on your own until you're bar mitzvah?
	Yeah, I mean, you become an adult male, and you know, like women can't.
	It's exclusive to adult Jewish males.
	So they're coming of age when you become 13, the age of a Jewish male.
	And I was spacing out, God forbid, because of the degeneracy, and reminding something I heard when I was 18 in Jerusalem.
	This kind of like crazy rabbi, but he had told me that he had become a born-again Jew and he was trying to convince his family to become Orthodox Jews, and everything failed.
	There was just absolutely no interest.
	And then someone gave him a tip.
	He said, give your family a Jewish book and put in like post-it notes of all the dirty parts, all the parts that talk about sex, God forbid.
	And so he said that he did that.
	He gave him like a book of Jewish law and had little stickies on the pages that talked about sex.
	And they said that worked for like 10 years, there was nothing, no interest.
	And then when he did that, like a week later, there was like, you got any more books on Judaism?
	So I think that, you know, God forbid, you can see that some wisdom in that strategy.
	So Ari Sharif getting the Goyam interested in Judaism by telling him about all the parts of the Talmud that talk about sex.
	God forbid.
	He probably thinks that's the parts that are funny.
	He talks about swinging chickens, too.
	I don't know if I don't want to keep you for more than four hours, so we're going to wrap it up in 15 minutes.
	And we're only halfway through the special, so we'll try to.
	God forbid.
	Yeah.
	And so for his bar mitzvah, I took my nephew to a Ranger game, my Orthodox Jewish nephew.
	And during first intermission, we went and got concessions.
	And I ordered a bacon cheeseburger.
	And he was like, oh.
	I don't have to tell you, dude.
	When you're 19, you can fucking come out of this dumb cult.
	But until then, I told your mom you'd be good.
	So enjoy your French fries, loser.
	But you got to understand, he's never seen bacon before.
	13 years old.
	He's never been to a non-kosher restaurant.
	Why would he?
	He's only friends with Jews.
	He's only hangs around with Jews.
	He's never seen bacon.
	He's never smelled bacon.
	Never touched bacon.
	And he just had questions.
	Look, I was already the cool uncle, you know?
	I fuck hookers.
	I do drugs.
	But dude, bacon?
	And he was just like, Uncle Ari, what does bacon taste like?
	And I'm like, oh, it's the greatest thing in the world.
	How do you even explain bacon to someone who's never?
	It's like, you have no jumping off ground to understand this.
	It's like explaining freedom to a slave.
	You know?
	Or hardship to a millennial.
	He was like, my mom said it tastes like roast beef.
	She's a liar, dude.
	Your mom's a liar.
	It's my little sister.
	I knew it a long time ago.
	I thought she stopped lying, but now I know she's still doing it.
	He's like, why do you think she's lying?
	I'm like, because she's never had bacon.
	And I've had both bacon and roast beef.
	So I'm the expert here.
	And he goes, oh, so you don't like roast beef?
	I'm like, you're missing the point completely.
	Roast beef is fine, dude.
	But next to bacon, roast beef is like making out with Madonna now.
	So we have these kosher laws.
	And so here's my favorite what if from the Talmud: What if you're making some soup, okay?
	Let's imagine a bacon in the town square in Jesus Times Jerusalem.
	But we're going to test you.
	Some guy's making this fucking cauldron of soup, and one of these goys, one of these shifty fucking goys, he's just kind of like milling about, you know, just hanging by nearby.
	What's that guy even doing here?
	Nobody wants him here.
	Just shifty, you know, just bringing down property values.
	I hate when they're here.
	And he reaches into his pocket.
	This can't be good.
	What's this goig?
	And he pulls out, yep, some ham.
	No one's looking.
	Chunks of ham right in the soup.
	He's like, fuck off, Jews.
	And then it fucking takes off.
	What if that happens?
	Can you eat the supernatural?
	That's what the Talmud asks.
	That's a Legit, what if from the Gemara that I studied for three weeks in a yeshiva in Jerusalem when I was 19 years old?
	I get the other ones.
	I really do.
	What if you kill somebody by accident?
	What if you stab a period into your wife?
	What if a goy has fallen into a pit?
	Do it.
	I think, I mean, there's the 160th rule for that you don't have to throw it away.
	If it's less than 160th, it's in Hebrew considered bottle annulled.
	Yeah, you got that one right.
	I knew you would.
	Because everyone in the audience knows.
	What if a rogue goy loses goddamn marbles?
	Breaks through your juice security and commits just the softest act of terrorism of all time.
	It's a hate crime, pure and simple.
	It's a hate crime.
	Hate crime.
	But no loss of life.
	But ooh, what a possible loss of soup.
	Well, what did that happen?
	Look up in Poland.
	So if that happens, the Gemara asks, then what do you do?
	What do you do with the soup?
	Can you eat it or can you not eat it?
	Not the Orthodox Jews, everybody else.
	What do you guys think?
	Eat it.
	A couple hell nose.
	What?
	Take out the ham.
	I don't know.
	You're thinking.
	Thinking.
	That's what the Gemara does, by the way.
	It just teaches you, like, think it out.
	Logic is out.
	What can you do?
	You know, maybe run it through a sheet.
	Maybe whatever.
	You know?
	But all they did, the ancient rabbis, just discussed it and come up with the answer.
	And you're all wrong.
	You're all wrong.
	You were never going to get it.
	The answer is, for sure, you were never going to get this.
	answer is it depends on the ratio of ham to soup.
	Yeah.
	And that number, and I don't know why, that number, actually, if anybody knows it on the count of three, say it.
	One, two, three.
	60th.
	Yeah, 160th.
	I'm not making it up.
	I remember hearing a rabbi tell a story about how some rabbi made a ruling on if they're able to eat the soup that is contaminated with the ham.
	And that, like, I forget the moral to the story.
	It wasn't just 160th.
	It was something like, if I'll tell you in the morning on the ruling if we can have the.
	And then it was like it was completely arbitrary.
	It was just because he said so.
	And he had authority, basically.
	That was the moral to the story.
	Have you ever had a rogue goy break through your Jew security and throw some ham into your soup?
	God forbid.
	I mean, that's one of the popular hate crimes to Muslims.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	I don't know why people do that.
	But, you know, you hear like and I mean, it would be equally a hate crime to Jews.
	But for some reason, it's a pretty common like of the type hate crimes that are done to Muslims.
	That's like one of the most common ones spreading bacon.
	Big problem.
	Watch this one.
	Stop them.
	He says Jews vote Democrat.
	This is how he's going to stop them.
	You shall not pass.
	You shall not pass.
	Thank you.
	And he gets awards from the ADL.
	Awards from the ADL.
	And he can do this.
	Yeah, the gap is kind of nonsensical.
	Oh, you think?
	Bacon's delicious and amazing.
	Well, I mean, I mean the why it's okay.
	And it's funny when it's a Jew doing it.
	And it's, you know, like a hate crime.
	If it's a non-Jew doing it.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	You shall not pass.
	Did the event?
	Yes, sir.
	Right.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	A lot of you Christians are like, wait, what's going on right now?
	Did Ari have 47 audience plans?
	The law is called Bito Bishishim.
	The waste of the 60th.
	Good comment in the chat.
	They say, I think I'm starting to, Dank AF says, I think I'm starting to understand why there's so many Jewish lawyers.
	Yeah, this could explain it.
	And if it's less than 160th, you know, if it's 160th.
	Loopholes.
	Legal loopholes.
	Then the ancient robin's like, hey man, there's just soup a little bit of ham in it.
	That never hurt nobody.
	Yum, yum, eat it up.
	But if it's a little less water or a little more ham, it's 159th ham to soup.
	Then they're like, dude, that's obviously ham soup.
	Pour it out on the street.
	Don't give it to the nachos.
	That'll incentivize them to do it again.
	Throw it out.
	Here's the cool thing though.
	Here's what me and all my friends like tapped into.
	We were 19 in the Shishua.
	We were like, here's the coolest part of the law.
	The ham in the non-ham soup, you know, if it's 167th, whatever, ham to soup, it's no longer considered ham.
	Yeah, it's lost its hamness.
	So you can eat that ham.
	And that, my friends, is a loophole that we were all looking for.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Jews do love loopholes.
	That's what makes us such great tax attorneys.
	We find loopholes and we exploit them.
	We really do.
	Like, you know how the women wear the wigs?
	Loophole.
	You ever see the women wear the wigs?
	What does that mean?
	It's because this, because, okay, you can't covet your neighbor's wife.
	And they say one of the things you covet is their hair.
	Hair is an attractive quality in a woman.
	So you have to cover your hair if you're a married woman.
	So these Jewish women, who are just as smart as Jewish men, they went looking for loopholes.
	So they went to their rabbis.
	They're like, Rabbi, can we cover up our hair with a baseball cap?
	And he's like, yeah, whatever.
	Do anything.
	And they're like, can we cover up our hair with someone else's hair?
	And the rabbi's like, where are you going with this?
	They're like, well, we propose we cover up our hair with some hair we bought in China.
	So it's not us they're attracted to.
	from shanghai and the rabbis were like well played um you can't use electricity on the sabbath that's one you're not allowed to do if the light's on it's on here comes the shabos goi party sundown all shabba's long can't use electricity however you can get a goi to use it for you.
	You can't ask outright because that's cheating, but you can hint strongly at it.
	It's all so funny.
	So much to make fun of.
	So maybe you have an Orthodox Jewish family in your building or your neighborhood, and maybe they talk to you for the first time ever.
	And you're like, this is odd.
	You're like, hey, neighbor, how are you doing?
	I've lived next door for the last 25 years.
	I haven't said hi to you ever.
	Well, it turns out it's very hot out, and we left our air conditioning off.
	And you'd be like, okay, you should turn it on.
	Like, oh, I'm glad you brought that up.
	I cannot turn it on because my God forbids it.
	However, if a goy were to do it for me, why then I could be a nice, cool breeziness.
	That happens on the Shabbos.
	What you should do is go over there and turn it on for them.
	Be nice about it.
	And then you'll be known as a Shabbos goy.
	and that is the highest level of going Yeah.
	In fact, actually, if you have next-door neighbors who are Arthur's Jews, just go over.
	They're like, how's your light situation today?
	Friday night to Saturday.
	Can I help with anything?
	Anything bothering you?
	Hint to hint?
	They'll love you, dude.
	They'll give you tons of chala.
	So anyway, back to the beats of Bashi.
	What's holla?
	Back to the ways of the 60th.
	Me and all my friends are like, that's what we're looking for.
	Eggbread.
	What if one of these goys comes to my mom's kitchen?
	You know, maybe the Amazon delivery guy.
	And he's like, hi, Mr. Shafir, I need you to sign right there.
	Trying to line if you don't mind.
	Yeah, just sign.
	Just right there the line, if you don't mind.
	Hey, what are you cooking back there?
	Oh, is it some soup, you fucking bitch?
	You know, makes a break for it, reached into his pocket for his pocket ham.
	That honestly, we thought you guys had ham on you at all times.
	We didn't know any goys.
	We didn't want to know any goys.
	We just thought you guys were like, just in case some Jew soup up here, it's all going to be ready.
	Fucking dunks it in the ham.
	Those evil goes, you know, those evil goi.
	Takes off.
	Me and all my friends.
	Same exact daydream.
	None of us were like, I'm going to go fight that guy.
	Why?
	You'll lose.
	There's no reason.
	No, we all the same daydream.
	I'm going for that measuring cup.
	And if it's less than 160th, we're eating ham soup tonight.
	Yeah, what did you guys dream about when you were 19?
	Same shit or like different shit?
	By the way, okay, so you guys, I know I'm painting this picture of Orthodox Jews being like very insular and like different, but like we're not that different than you.
	It's like just like one step down.
	You know, we did normal shit.
	We listened to top 40 music.
	We could watch movies, rated R movies even.
	No nudity, but violence was fine as long as it was goys dying.
	It was cool.
	Come on, David.
	My league was three Jewish schools, a deaf school, and a Sidwell Friends.
	Yeah, but he had to play with your Yamak on.
	The girls had to play with skirts with sweatpants underneath.
	Yeah, but I played with a Yamakon.
	And what I would do is I clip my hair at my clip on the Yarmuka, just one clip, so it would move around a little.
	I'm six foot three.
	I was the tallest Jew in like nine years of high school.
	So I was a center.
	So there's no, Jews aren't known for their vertical.
	So what the fuck am I going to do?
	So I get the ball on the post, right?
	And I go like this, and the Yarmouka would like move, and it would put like defenders in a trance, and they would follow the Yarmulka.
	Dropstep to the left.
	The easy dude.
	Yeah, you got to use what you got.
	And you said earlier, you just ran into the Orthodox Jewish guy that's going to be like in the NBA G League or something.
	Yeah, I think he's from California.
	He's on the Pistons Motor City Cruise Minor League.
	Ryan Terrell, most famous Orthodox Jewish basketball player ever in all of the history of the world, got signed by the minor league Pistons.
	Bumped into him at Jerusalem Pizza, the local kosher pizza place.
	He kind of looks like you actually.
	He's, you know, like light features, six foot seven.
	What's his name?
	Ryan Terrell?
	Yeah, he's quite a bit of media attention.
	Brought to Yeshiva University.
	He went to, I looked on Ari Shafir, went to Yeshiva University, but Yeshiva University made the playoffs in their division, first time ever, had like a 60-game winning streak, and it was almost exclusively due to this one guy.
	And he wasn't that Orthodox.
	He said he specifically wanted to make the Jews win.
	He probably could have gone to a better basketball school, but he wanted to go to Yeshiva University and be like a Jewish hero.
	But he wasn't quite good enough for the NBA, so the minor league, the Motor City Cruise.
	So ironically, he's in Detroit now, and he's got Shabbos Goyam.
	He lives near the stadium and he's on Shabbos, but he has to walk to the stadium and needs the help of his Shabbos Goyam so that he could play on Friday nights.
	How did the Goyam help him play on Friday nights?
	They play for him?
	No, I mean, I guess he could play basketball.
	He just can't, you know, touch electricity or something.
	Oh, okay.
	So he has to stay in a local hotel and walk.
	And I see the advantage.
	They say like cultural extinction.
	Like, Jews are different.
	It's funny.
	You know, we're laughing at our own culture.
	And you think we don't have to hate each other.
	It's just like, okay, like, we're different.
	There's a cultural exchange.
	And even like what we debate, like, you know, the culture wars where there's factually Jews on opposite sides of important issues that people care about.
	It is like, okay, well, they're Jews.
	They're on the opposite side of these issues that I care about.
	Well, I don't like the stuff that's anti-Gentile.
	If it wasn't anti-Gentile, I wouldn't care what crazy stuff you guys did.
	Well, I mean, so you're offended.
	It's like, oh, you said something anti-Semitic.
	I meant I'm offended.
	It's not that I'm offended.
	It's that it's a threat.
	It's a threat to have people that are influenced by these religions that make them have negative attitudes towards non-Jews.
	Is it a threat or is it a threat if there's, in terms of the culture war, that if a Jew has power over you, or if you're in Hollywood or you're entering a field where it's likely that there's going to be a Jew in charge of you, and you know about these things, but knowledge is power.
	You have the cultural exchange, and you're saying, well, that's their culture.
	So playing basketball is working, though, so he can't play on Saturday, on Shabbos.
	I'm not his rabbi.
	That's what he's doing.
	He's wearing a yarmulke.
	He's got his own rabbi.
	I'm not sure.
	I mean, he's not ultra-Orthodox, but I saw him in the pizza place, and he was like 6'7", and I'd seen news clippings somewhere, so it was obviously him.
	I don't think I almost never seen him do that at all.
	I spoke to him.
	I shook hands with him.
	I told him about Bill Davidson, and then I wished him the best.
	His parents were actually here from probably out of town, so he was new here, but I asked him if he was Ryan Terrell, because I recognized him from the newspaper stories, and he was like, yeah, I'm here in Detroit now.
	So Bill Davidson used to him.
	That's now the Ryan Terrell show.
	Sorry.
	I was just getting some of his highlights up.
	I mean, he was probably better than you, saying he's got light features, too.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's 6'7".
	But he, like, I mean, he wasn't...
	I mean, I guess it's the NBA for the Motor City crews, the minors, it's considered the NBA, but it's still like the minor league.
	You know, he hopes to make it to, you know, the full NBA.
	We'll see if he's able to do that, and he's still, like, on the bench, so he's only had a few minutes of play.
	Hmm.
	But in terms of, like, Orthodox Judaism, Yeshiva University, you know, he's, like, the best ever.
	I guess there was that guy from Oregon, the Israeli, that made the comments about Kyrie, but, you know, so there's one other Jewish player in the league, but, you know, he's not Orthodox.
	Well, don't forget about Kyrie Irving and Stoudemire.
	They both, they think they're Jewish.
	Even the Israelite.
	Yeah.
	He doesn't think he's Jewish.
	He thinks he's an Israelite.
	They're not Jewish.
	They're Jew.
	That's what Kanye says.
	They're so...
	Seems pretty good.
	All right, let's go.
	Gotta use what you got.
	Yeah, we're like you, just, like, one step off, you know?
	Like, okay, like Christians, you're not allowed to have premarital sex, but you do it.
	You're just not allowed.
	And Jews were not allowed to touch women before marriage.
	But, you know, we still did.
	It was, like, bad kids.
	We'd meet girls in the woods behind school, and we'd, like, hold hands.
	But as we were doing it, we're like, what a fucking slut.
	Oh, my God.
	Who would marry her now?
	It's you, but one step off.
	That's all.
	Let me tell you about Yom Kippur.
	It's our biggest holiday.
	It's our most somber day in the Jewish calendar.
	It's a day of atonement.
	It's part of the Aserah Yav Echuva, the ten days of repentance.
	From Rosh Hashanah to Yom Kippur.
	And you have to pray for forgiveness the whole day on Yom Kippur.
	You have to fast from sundown to the next day sundown.
	It's super somber.
	God's judging you for your sins.
	He's deciding on your fate.
	This is one of my earliest memories.
	This is me as probably a six-year-old, maybe.
	First grade.
	Guys, it's going to get weird right here.
	Just so you know.
	First grade.
	My dad, before Yom Kippur started, he was like, Hey, come with me to the front lawn.
	We're going to say this prayer.
	Called Kappa Rote.
	And he brought with him to say this prayer.
	A chicken.
	A live chicken.
	And I was like, I'm going to name it Big Nate.
	Yeah, my dad said, Oh, we will not be naming this chicken.
	Yeah, and I should have said, Dad, what does foreshadowing mean?
	Here's how Kappa Rote works.
	You say this prayer over and over again.
	And then symbolically, as you say it, your sins are supposed to kind of like wash off you a little bit.
	But they don't evaporate the sins.
	They got to go somewhere.
	So this chicken.
	Yeah, it's a sin chicken.
	And it eats sins.
	I know.
	I get it.
	It's very strange.
	We're not the only culture that does shit like that.
	There's other cultures with similar stuff.
	There's a tribe in the Amazon.
	Christianity is based on Yom Kippur.
	Jesus is the scapegoat that takes the sins just like the goat or the chicken.
	Same concept.
	Yeah, I mean, you're like one of the world experts besides jerkness.
	Like, you know more about that than anyone.
	On the Jewish chicken blood magic.
	Jesus is basically a chicken.
	Central South America.
	Every three years, villagers come together.
	They put their sins on a goat.
	And they fucking kick the goat off a cliff.
	That's what they do, too.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Catholics, you tell your sins to a rapist behind a counter.
	And they're out.
	That's funny.
	You know.
	He knows whatever he wants with it.
	So let's not judge what's weirder or less weird.
	It's all pretty fucking out there.
	And Jews, we got a sin chicken.
	So six years old.
	First grade.
	We're saying copper wrote.
	We're saying this prayer over and over again.
	All my sins.
	You know.
	My gossip.
	Fucking eat it, sin chicken.
	I punched my sister.
	I stole a pencil.
	Eat it, sin chicken.
	You love it.
	Slurp it up.
	My dad's over there doing his copper wrote.
	And this chicken's just fucking gobbling.
	Fucking covering this bitch in sins, you know.
	It's like a bukkake of regret.
	All with this fucking slut's face.
	Guys, come on.
	Just Bible talk, you guys.
	That's all we're doing here.
	Just regular Bible talk.
	We've done this before.
	And then we were done.
	And my dad was like, all right, symbolically, we're wiped clean of sin.
	I was like, oh, so cool.
	Can we go back inside?
	He goes, yeah, we can go back inside.
	But before we do, I mean, this chicken's got to pay for his crimes.
	What?
	Big Nate?
	What did Big Nate do?
	He goes, no, there's no one here by that name.
	First of all, I already told you that.
	Second of all, he knows what he did.
	He punched his sister.
	He stole that pencil.
	He gossiped.
	All my stuff?
	man jews are excellent lawyers and this motherfucker's gonna hang for his crime.
	Yeah, so he reached down in front of me, six years old.
	I was screaming for him not to.
	I was like, now, now, please.
	And he reached down and grabbed this chicken by the neck.
	And calm down.
	He didn't snap the neck.
	He picks it up by the neck and just starts fighting.
	Oh, yeah, way worse, whatever you guys pictured five seconds ago.
	Far, far more barbaric.
	Whatever you were thinking, it's like, wait, I did not see it coming at all.
	You know who's more surprised?
	Big night.
	I'm not offended by the anti-Catholic jokes.
	I don't think it's that funny because he's overplaying it.
	But the chat the whole night has been very appreciative of you for coming on and sharing your time with us and your perspective on all this.
	The chat wants to know: have you ever swung a chicken or been around somebody swinging a chicken?
	Yeah, I mean, I did it for like 10 years.
	Like when I was in Israel in Brooklyn, I swung a chicken every year.
	I haven't worked in the bub of yeshiva for the chicken ceremonies where they slaughter the chickens.
	And interestingly, like, you know, God forbid, like anyone, you know, Jew in the know, chickens are slaughtered with the thumbnail.
	So the butchers that slaughter the chicken have their thumbnail grown out longer and into a point.
	And, you know, God forbid, chickens' necks are very fragile, and you don't actually need a knife to slaughter a chicken.
	You could do it just with your thumbnail.
	So I was intriguedly part of the ceremony.
	I haven't done it for like the last five years.
	Why'd you stop doing it?
	And how can you not feel bad for abusing a chicken?
	Well, because it's the ritual that's you know.
	I know, I understand it's a ritual, but how can you still not feel bad swinging a chicken around?
	You know, you're hurting it.
	And definitely you don't have to hurt the chicken.
	It hurts it, though.
	Well, I mean, it probably, but I say you don't, I mean, he's saying they swing it around.
	You don't.
	You've got no regrets.
	You don't feel bad at all.
	You should feel bad for harming an animal like that, thinking that you're.
	When the chicken gets slaughtered, it dies instantly.
	It's saying when its neck is slit, it dies instantly.
	And so the chicken shouldn't feel harmed.
	And it's the nature of the ritual.
	So if you believe.
	Did you do it like this?
	You didn't do it violently?
	You did it gently so it wasn't hurt?
	I mean, here they're actually using knives.
	No, I know, but I'm saying the swinging.
	He's just kind of waving it around.
	I've seen it more violent.
	Okay, I was mentioning the slitting the neck with the fingernail, but there, yeah, I mean, it's not supposed to be done violently.
	And, you know, if you know how to, if you've done it a few years, like, like, kind of like I think you could hold it from the back of the neck in a way where it can't get around, like, you know, like this, and it doesn't, if you're an experienced chicken swinger, you do it like that, and it doesn't experience expert-level chicken swinger.
	Okay, so you don't feel bad for harming it if you just swing it around gently, but do you feel at all weird?
	Like, this is a very weird thing that I'm doing.
	And to think that God requires you to, you're not, I feel like you're not having accountability when you have a scapegoat that you blame your sins on.
	Doesn't that feel a little something?
	Like he's saying, the first time you do it, it's weird, but once you are taught and you believe in the theology, it's important and you concentrate and you think about all the bad things that you did the last year and you hope it works.
	There's nothing in the Bible about the Torah doesn't say anything about swinging chickens, though.
	Yeah, but I'm saying we follow the sages of the generation and the rabbinic tradition.
	And I was saying that if you're a regular chicken swinger, you're hoping that it works and hopefully you're concentrating on becoming a better person.
	How do you know if it works or not?
	What you trust in the sages and the tradition.
	So it's like, I'm a Jew.
	I trust in our.
	And do you do the chicken because you don't have the temple anymore to do Yom Kippur with the goats?
	It's like the replacement for Yom Kippur, for the goats, I mean?
	Yeah, I mean, it's related.
	So I'm just like, Ari here is making a joke out of it, and he's saying his thought.
	But like, if he, the first time he saw it, his dad showed him, but then he's like, okay, like, this is probably true.
	And I want to be forgiven for my sins, so I'm going to take it seriously.
	And, you know, you say the prayer, and then Yom Kippur comes, and you're scared that maybe I'm going to be punished for my sins.
	So it's supposed to be scary for kids.
	And saying Judaism is a high-risk reward religion.
	So I was saying, like, you know, when he said, like, no, I mean, they killed that chicken in front of you and even in front of the little kids, you know, like the stories, the anti-Semitism and, you know, they're coming for you every generation and saying like, that should have been you that died.
	God forbid, you see that chicken that just got slaughtered.
	It should have been you.
	So it's supposed to make you feel like mournful and fearful a little bit.
	Yeah, I mean, it's like a Calvinistic type interpretation of just the sinful nature of man and that in essence, I deserve death, but God created this special out for me where I could be saved from my death sentence.
	And it's the basis of Christianity, like Jesus as the ransom that you should have been put to death, but someone paid a ransom on your behalf.
	Jesus died on your behalf.
	Why couldn't God just forgive you?
	Why do we have to kill an innocent animal and have a scapegoat?
	Why couldn't God just forgive?
	Well, I mean, it's a reasonable question, but saying at the end of the day, God is God, and this is the system, and that's the way God created it.
	So fall in line.
	We could ask and we discuss philosophically saying, God, if we believe God in his infinite wisdom, if this is the method that God determined, there has to be a reason why this is the best Method as opposed to theologically other possible methods.
	But at some point, you say, well, this is the method.
	This is what it means to be a Jew.
	And so here it's funny.
	And because you look at it, like, oh man, these horrible Jews, this is ridiculous.
	What are they doing?
	They're killing a bunch of chickens.
	But if you're a Jew, it's an important part of the yearly ritual.
	And in essence, the purpose is to become a better person.
	And the repentance and I messed up.
	And how could I ever change?
	And beginning.
	Why did you stop?
	Why are you not swinging the chicken anymore?
	Because it's not that popular in Detroit.
	In fact, a few years ago, they tried to shut it down.
	And actually, a Jewish judge had to save it.
	And the Muslims, like they had to team up with the Muslims.
	It's just difficult to carry out.
	So very few Jews in this area practice it.
	In New York, it's all over.
	Most Jews do it in Israel.
	So it's just like everyone's doing, I did it.
	Here in Detroit, the synagogue I go to recommends against it.
	So Chabad does it.
	So I think there's only two Chabad places in Michigan that have it.
	So if you want to do it, you have to go to these two Chabad places.
	And the modern Orthodox place near my house is from the Anti-Kipporus school.
	Got it.
	Got it.
	I think he has a pretty funny joke here about giving it to Gentiles or something.
	What the fuck?
	That's all I do.
	You asked that chicken eight minutes earlier.
	How are you going to die?
	No way, I guess it's correct.
	Big name, how are you going to die?
	Old age, I think.
	Probably old age.
	These Jews treat me great, you know.
	He's never guessed, I'm going to die by swinging over a Hebrew's head in some northern African voodoo ritual.
	By the way, it was not only my family.
	It wasn't like we were the weird ones.
	If you drive down the streets the afternoon before Yom Kippur, Teaneck, New Jersey, or Skokie, Illinois, or Kent Mill, Maryland, or wherever you guys keep your Johnny Cash Jews, you'll see dozens of them lasering poultry in front of their horrified young sons.
	Then he finished and he threw it down right near my feet.
	Not dead, just hurt bad.
	Like, not going to recover, Pad.
	You know, taking a wing, trying to get away.
	Like, God!
	Just trying to get home to see her eggs one more time.
	And then you can't eat the chicken afterwards.
	Now they'll have the chickens.
	Because it's got all our sins on it, so you can't eat it.
	So, you know what we do with it?
	You're for sure not going to like this, but we give it to poor people.
	We don't tell them about the sins.
	And we're like, here, here's some chicken.
	Eat it.
	Eat it.
	No, it's chicken.
	Go ahead.
	Eat it.
	Eat the chicken.
	Chicken.
	Eat the chicken.
	It's good.
	Eat it.
	Eat the chicken.
	It's good.
	Eat the chicken.
	Yeah.
	So you give it to poor people.
	Is it poor Jews or poor Gentiles?
	Well, generally, poor Jews.
	The synagogue that I worked with, they used it for synagogue meals the whole year where they had big gatherings that they would give it out to everybody, including poor people, the whole year.
	Yeah, I mean, God forbid saying that it shouldn't go to waste, so it could be used to feed poor people.
	I mean, you could look at it and be like, okay, that's gross.
	I mean, if you're looking at like critical race, critical theory or anthropology, all rituals have meaning.
	It serves a meaning.
	It may be a blood ritual.
	It may be disturbing according to modern standards, but it serves an important purpose.
	It relates to the holiday.
	It serves an educational purpose to children, teaching the children about death and the relationship of sin to death.
	I mean, you have a child and you're going to need to teach these important lessons to your children.
	So the religious system provides the vehicle to teach these to your children.
	And the concept of death is one of these topics.
	And it's one of the most disputed and made fun of disturbing parts of Judaism, especially in urban areas where there's thousands of chickens and they look like they're being mistreated.
	Yeah, they're like lining the streets.
	Doing it on street corners.
	But from an anthropological perspective, it serves an important life cycle, yearly ritual, and educational purpose.
	I mean, if you're a meat eater, saying that you're going to take, take your kid to the slaughterhouse and be like, well, animals, like, you know, this is how we kill them.
	This is where your meat comes from.
	And, you know, saying, so it's disturbing, but it's important in the education of a child and the theological concept if you have religious ideas about repentance and atonement and sin serves that important function.
	And what I learned from Bjorkness is that in Yom Kippur, the high priest, the Israelites would put all of their sins onto the scapegoat, and then they would give him as a bribe out in the wilderness to Azazel, which is Satan.
	And then he would, instead of accusing the Jews, the Israelites, he would not accuse them.
	And then their offering in the temple would be able to go reach heaven.
	And so this is basically putting the sins of the Israelites onto the Gentiles.
	When the scapegoat represents Jesus, that means the Gentiles who follow Jesus are kind of like accepting the chicken that has all the sins on it.
	Possibly.
	I mean, from the, you know, like the ADL or Joseph Cohn, like you read our books, but you're saying, yeah, I mean, that's our theological purpose.
	Like we said on Passover, that they come to destroy us every year.
	And it's not guaranteed that we're going to win.
	You're saying they might rise up to destroy us and God may not protect us.
	So we need, you know, and that's based on our sins.
	So we need our sins atoned for.
	And like the Jesus concept that, you know, our sins can't just be magically wiped away.
	You could ask, like, well, why can't God just wipe away your sins for nothing?
	But, you know, for whatever the logic, he's saying, well, there has to be a blood atonement that we sinned.
	And if you're not going to suffer death, something has to suffer death on your behalf.
	And therefore, you have the scapegoat.
	That's like passing the buck, though.
	I think people should be accountable for their own sins.
	They should have to pay in some way.
	To blame it on something else and have a scapegoat is passing the accountability onto something.
	It doesn't seem, it doesn't seem legitimate to me.
	It doesn't seem just.
	Well, I mean, if you're looking at it historically, so you say from a modern enlightened perspective, they say, well, the concept is important, but the concept does not necessitate this ritual.
	But you could see the purpose of the ritual and historically in man, why man, the ancients or our ancestors used this ritual for this purpose and the important lesson that it taught.
	And now we could derive the lesson without the ritual.
	If you're saying the ritual was ridiculous all along, but would the concept of came to us without the rituals.
	Are you saying that you understand the meaning of the ritual and you think you could understand the meaning of the ritual without performing the ritual?
	But could you have understood the meaning of the ritual with have the had the ritual never been practiced in the first place?
	Was that a question?
	What did you say at the end?
	I'm reversing the philosophical question.
	Saying you could appreciate that the ritual has some sort of deep meaning, and you're saying like, well, I get the meaning of the ritual and I could learn the lesson of the thing without killing some goat.
	Yeah, I just feel like the lesson is not, it is not a good lesson because it's teaching you that other people can suffer so you are forgiven.
	So I don't think it's a it's a bad lesson, but a lot of people seem to like it.
	Otherwise, everybody wouldn't be loving their blood of the lamb from Jesus.
	Well, I mean, it comes on to Jesus.
	So, I mean, the Jews are saying that one goat, one goat could die and that could make the atonement for all of the people.
	And then the Christians are saying they could be Jesus and that could be the atonement for.
	Well, I was saying the Bible says that it was the animal sacrifice.
	It was the goat.
	So I'm as Christians and say that you don't need any sacrifice and Jesus was the sacrifice that provided atonement.
	But if you say there's karmatic rules and say like, no, there has to be a blood atonement.
	And, you know, God forbid that's just the rules.
	We might not understand the rules, but without blood, there can't be atonement.
	Without sacrifice, there can't be atonement.
	And if you're saying, well, why can't there be atonement without sacrifice?
	And, you know, so you're.
	I can understand there being a sacrifice, but you got to do the sacrifice.
	Killing an innocent animal and then saying you're forgiven, that's where I find the issue with it.
	Well, and saying the sacrifice comes from your offering.
	I mean, because that's just the one goat a year, but when you sin, you bring a sacrifice and it's a monetary sacrifice over it's your own animal.
	So in ancient time, you know, saying that would be a big monetary loss to sacrifice one of your animals and you're doing it for the sake of God.
	And the reason why you're doing it is because we messed up in order to like make amends for falling short, that we're willing to sacrifice one of our animals and that this urge to serve God, the urge to make amends for our shortcomings and then to make some sort of pact.
	Like you messed up, you messed up big time.
	What are you going to do to make up for the fact that you messed up?
	I want something big.
	And you say, well, I'll sacrifice one of my animals.
	And so that's the system laid out.
	And so if you're saying you reject the concept of atonement in totality, or you just reject that there's some connection between the sacrifice of one of your animals for atonement or that by saying just from the anthropological level, it serves some sort of community life cycle, theological purpose.
	And most people till today could understand the meaning of the purpose.
	And you're thinking like your child, like you want to teach your child a bunch of positive lessons, but one of the facts of life is death.
	And your daughter might be too young to learn about death.
	And like, you know, so like, God forbid if your goldfish dies or your dog dies and you're not going to tell your daughter that they died because she's too young to understand what death is.
	But at some point, you're going to teach your daughter that there's a thing called death.
	And, you know, so the Jewish system has that built into the cycle that like now's the time you have to learn about death.
	Got it.
	Got it.
	Super chat from Andrew Mita says, great show.
	I always enjoy your discussions with Duvid.
	He's always a gentleman.
	Yes, he is.
	And Fluke Dog says, all the best, Adam regards to you and your family.
	All the best from the UK.
	Appreciate you, Luke Dog, for the donation.
	Here's the weird part.
	Yeah, that's not the weird part at all.
	That's not the weird part.
	That is weird.
	That's not the weird part.
	Here's the weird.
	I took it for granted.
	Here's the weird part.
	I went home again for Rosh Hashanah.
	It's part of the 10 days of repentance.
	Rosh Hashanah to Yom Kippur.
	It's called the Sarah Game Truva.
	And I went home again, probably seven, eight years ago.
	And at this point now, I'm way out of the religion.
	When I was like, I guess 22, 23, I had a crisis of faith.
	And I realized, well, I realized I didn't believe in God.
	That's like a pretty important part of the religion.
	Actually, it was when I was in that yeshiva, that seminary in Jerusalem.
	Okay, so I left a light on above my bed, a reading light on above my bed in the dormitories.
	And it was just in my eye on Friday night on Shabbos night.
	I couldn't fucking sleep.
	Okay, and then blah blah blah, he says he...
	And every single time you masturbate, the same demon lady rocks.
	he talks about Zohar and demons from masturbating.
	He says he didn't believe in God because he was scared that the rabbi would see him turning off his light, but not scared that God would see him.
	That's how he knew he wasn't, he didn't believe in God anymore.
	Gay flag across the globe.
	He talks about the rainbow being the symbol of gays.
	Maybe don't ask him.
	And how God killed everybody on earth in the Noah story because they were all having gay sex, and now that became the symbol.
	And then in the end, he goes, he went back and hung out with his dad, and he, instead of doing the swinging chicken, he fed some bread to fish, and that's like an alternative.
	Have you heard of that?
	It's a different ritual, the Tashlik ritual, which is similar, but no, I mean, it's different.
	Like, usually you use money, and that's a transparent, so that's a different ritual, not an alternative ritual.
	All right.
	And he calls himself a safe, self-hating Jew also, and then says, what's I want to play that one?
	He says, what's wrong with you people when he leaves the religion?
	Here it is.
	No one said.
	Are you a self-hating Jew?
	Is that what they call you?
	Sometimes, right when I got out, I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
	Right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I hate a lot of them.
	It's a lot of what Kanye said.
	It was like, this and that.
	No one said he was wrong.
	They just told him to be quiet.
	Yeah.
	You know?
	It's a complex and beautiful culture.
	I wouldn't say beautiful.
	Well, you know, you know, that's good things.
	They do a lot of good things.
	Are you a self-hate?
	All right.
	That about wraps it up.
	The Jew review with Duvid and Adam.
	What are your final thoughts on Ari?
	He's a real mensch, ain't he?
	Well, I mean, God forbid, yeah.
	I mean, what he said is like way more anti-Semitic than anything you say or Kanye.
	Although he's not focusing on you saying like, so to say, you know, Jewish use and abuse of power, which might be more scary to Jews.
	You're saying, like, God forbid society is going to turn against the Jews because we have too much power and are abusing our power, not because we have, you know, silly religious beliefs and practices.
	So if it's a different level to saying, okay, you might think our religion is kind of like ridiculous and silly, but that's not what bothers you.
	You could like, okay, whatever, respect, you know, whatever, but you're, you know, you're worried about the existence and abuse of prophecy.
	And it's just how effective it's been.
	I'm tired of Jews winning.
	The fact that they had prophecies that all the world will worship their God and how they accomplish that through so many Gentiles now believing that Jews are chosen by God and want these prophecies to come true and how the prophecies call for the book calls for Armageddon and Gog and Magog and massive wars and massive suffering.
	And I see this as a threat to the world.
	I mean, that's why I enjoy talking to him if you find it interesting because I studied Kabbalah and generally you're saying thing that's very rare.
	Like I said, most Jews feel that the system is rigged against us because of Christianity.
	And the controlled opposition, but there's some level that Jews, even if they feel that systems rigged against us because Christianity, there's some advantage to Christianity being based on Judaism.
	So if you're focusing on that level and it's at least religious and you're focusing on what the religion actually believes and teaches and the theology and the messianic prophetic teachings of what's going to happen at the end of days.
	And so that's what I particularly find interesting or interesting talking to you, although obviously you're rejecting the truth to it and you think it's, I mean, God forbid what we said earlier.
	The difference between me and you is we both agree it's a conspiracy, but I think that God's in on the conspiracy and you don't think that God's in on the conspiracy.
	Right.
	Right.
	All right.
	Well, you're still doing your streams.
	What are your YouTube channels that people want to follow you and see more and listen?
	I saw some people saying they wanted to hear your singing and your songs.
	Yeah, I do some chanting.
	Like I still do week interview with Jennifer Church of Entropy.
	We had Forex Shark who's got like Animal Farm new crypto webpage.
	And we were talking about FTX and what happened there more from a trading level and trading advice about Bitcoin and crypto.
	Usually I don't do that.
	It's just a one-time thing.
	I started doing a Wednesday book review.
	I've done it a few weeks.
	Last week I did Freemasonry.
	I reviewed my Freemasonry collection.
	I have over 50 books on Freemasonry, including, I think, the whole Albert Pike collection.
	And I talked a little bit about Vedanta.
	Tomorrow, four o'clock, I'm going to do my World War II and Holocaust book collection.
	I got probably like 75 books on that.
	And so I'll talk about that.
	I'm back to coaching chess.
	I was doing Thursdays with Charles Moskowitz, so I might have to reschedule that.
	But that's about it.
	I enjoyed you having me on a few times a year.
	I think these conversations are important.
	And as I said, I'm a libertarian Jew.
	I oppose censorship.
	And I think talking, I think censorship and what the ADL is doing is an escalation of conflict and conversations like we're having are a form of de-escalating conflict or a cultural exchange where people could see that we are different and we do have different ways of looking at the world and it causes cultural conflict,
	but it's better to talk it out than to escalate it by things like censorship.
	And then, God forbid it's happening in Ukraine if it came to violence.
	That escalation is not the path that we want to take.
	Cool.
	Well, that is all we have for today, everybody.
	Thanks, David, for joining me.
	We did a four and a half hour stream, one of my longest of all time.
	And I told you guys it would be a long one.
	Thanks, everybody, for sticking with us.
	Thanks for supporting the donations.
	What?
	Like, Ari, you know, saying like study Talmud.
	Like, you know, study that my rabbi said when I was in Israel, a good student should have three four-hour Talmud study sessions a day.
	That's a lot.
	Three times every day where you study Talmud for four hours.
	And that, you know, good for you to, you know, increase your concentration and intellectual ability to go on for, you know, so props.
	That's enough to make anybody go crazy.
	You may not be Jewish, but in that way, you would make a good Jew.
	All right.
	Thank you, David.
	Thank everybody.
	And let us know what you think in the comments.
	This will be up on BitChute and Odyssey tomorrow.
	And can't wait to see what you guys have to say.

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