Dec. 20, 2018 - Know More News - Adam Green
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| My parents are, yeah, so old so far. | |
| And they were born in 1938 and 1945 in the former Soviet Union. | |
| So you can imagine just like such a chill childhood, JK Stalin. | |
| So yeah, they just didn't know anything. | |
| And the things they taught me don't aren't like helpful for my life. | |
| Everything is like a Russian Jew superstition to like help us from communism. | |
| Like nothing is helpful in my life. | |
| So this is my favorite joke ever, but sometimes people really hate it and I leave to silence, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. | |
| So I don't know if any of you guys know about birthright, but birthright is basically if you're a young fun Jew, you get a free 10-day trip to Israel. | |
| And the whole point of the trip is to brainwash you. | |
| Like they try to be like, look, it's the Dead Sea, but then they're like, marry a Jew and join the army. | |
| So that's the vibe. | |
| And we would all sit in a circle and we would talk about how important it is to marry a Jew, and then they would get us drunk, throw us on a boat, and just go, everyone's Jewish. | |
| And then they would leave us there. | |
| And we were all young, we're all ages like 18 to 24, so we're all f everyone was having sex, but it would be the worst. | |
| Because you would all night, and then in the morning, they would drag you to the Holocaust Museum and you'd still try to come on your chest and be like, oh no. | |
| Oh, this is the worst. | |
| Um should have checked that to marry. | |
| But then you get kind of humbled, you know, because you look around the museum and you're like, I guess it could get worse. | |
| I guess it could get a lot worse. | |
| But it's just uncomfortable. | |
| You have to believe it's so uncomfortable because you're sitting and staring at pictures of your people dying, and then six million Jews died right on your kits, and you're like, oh no. | |
| Am I am I the bad guy? | |
| Am I Hitler? | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then you want to scratch it off, and then a lawyer falls and a rabbi and a cow, no, no, no. | |
| Joshua! | |
| Your barn it's looking to be so fun. |
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