Andrew Klavan critiques liberal dating TikToks, analyzing skits where men support "No Kings" protests for partners claiming stolen tribal land before revealing polyamory and homosexuality. He connects these clips to conspiracy theories about women becoming liberal through dating, speculating on sinister plots involving men without genitals and urging reports to Kash Patel. Klavan contrasts conservative control narratives with claims that leftism is a mental disorder causing collapse into stupidity, referencing Solomon's biblical failures leading to DEI and transgenderism. Ultimately, the segment frames modern leftist dating advice as evidence of an empire falling due to ideological decay. [Automatically generated summary]
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You know, people always ask me why I do these bonus videos where I look at stupid stuff on TikTok.
And it's because my producers arrange it and they hate me.
They're trying to kill me.
I'm actually only 27 years old.
I look like this because of watching stupid TikTok videos.
And today, I'm going to be watching TikTok videos with left-wing dating advice.
I can't even imagine the horror I'm about to experience, but I want you to experience it with me because, you know, I hate you as much as they hate me.
All right, let's take a look.
Say goodbye, babe.
Going to the No Kings protest.
I'll see you there, babe.
Tell them slash they I said hey.
I feel like you've become very liberal since dating Shayla.
No, I'm just going to the protest to support her.
You know me, Anna.
Oh, okay, great.
But Trump has been acting like a king lately with all the deportations and deploying the National Guard to our cities.
But you know me, I'm not a liberal.
If anything, I lean more right.
Right.
Sweet, the movers are here.
Movers?
Yeah, I sold their house.
What?
Well, Justice, this house was built on stolen land.
Shayla was telling me how in the 1700s, white men stole this land from the Ball Sacagawea tribe.
Oh, Matthew, you are liberal as f now.
Liberal?
No, you know me.
If anything, I lean more right.
He's right.
This little rascal definitely leans more right.
Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
Or should I say Ball Sacagawea's house?
I'm Rick, Matt's boyfriend.
Oh, you're gay now?
No, I'm not gay.
Gay.
Rick and I are just in a non demi curious, semi binary relationship.
Shayla's fully on board because we're a polyamorous couple.
You're liberal.
I'm leaving.
Liberal?
No, you know me.
If anything, I leave more rights.
You want a bang before we go to the protest?
As long as I'm the bottom king.
Or should I say, no king?
All right.
That was better than I thought it was going to be.
I thought it was going to be serious.
But that was so accurate that I'm actually impressed.
So now I don't have to stick a screwdriver in my eyes, which I prefer.
You know, normally I would say, it says in the Bible, if your eye offends you, stick a screwdriver in your face.
And I don't like to do that.
Maybe I'm getting that wrong.
I'm doing that from memory.
Anyway, let's watch some more.
I believe women are meant to stay home and raise children.
You want to raise your kids in a religious environment.
You didn't march with VLM.
You don't stand with Kamala.
You think global warming's a joke.
You think we should have a border?
This isn't going to work out.
See, I thought that was going to be pornographic because I was getting kind of hot as he was talking.
I wanted to see the babe, you know, I wanted to see the girl.
I was thinking, if this was me and she were saying that, I'd be throwing myself across the table at her because I have no class.
But I actually believe that these things take place.
This is supposed to be satire, but I'm not sure how to distinguish satire from reality, which is, of course, a large problem in my life anyway.
All right, more.
Women that are dating a liberal king or even just a moderate man who decided to vote blue because they give a shit about you, did they come that way, like in the packaging, or did you have to create that?
Was that an add on later, or did it arrive that way from the jump?
Now, that's really interesting that she's asking that.
Is she asking that because she wants to form a man into a liberal?
Is that why she's asking?
He does not have a penis.
We don't have genitals.
I have all the genitals.
It sounded like that.
It sounded like we may have intercepted a sinister plot and possibly should be reporting this to Kash Patel at the FBI to track this woman down before she ruins some man's life.
On the other hand, on the other hand, if you take a look at that very attractive girl and are willing to become a liberal to get your hands on her, shame on you.
That's a terrible thing.
Creepy, creepy little game.
Oh, that's judgmental, isn't it?
It's one thing to lie, cheat, steal so that you can make love to a girl.
It's another thing to become a left-winger.
I mean, that is really sinking low.
I think that's what happened to Solomon in the Bible.
You know, he started marrying out of the faith and ultimately began to believe in DEI and transgenderism and the empire of the Israelis fell.
Again, I'm quoting the Bible from memory, so I may not be getting it right.
All right, let's look at some more.
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That's preborn.com slash K L A V A N. Why do conservative men continue to try to date liberal women?
Well, they want to control them.
What if it's not that?
What if it's actually a lot more simple?
Go on.
Okay, so conservative men want to date.
They don't want to necessarily marry immediately.
Right, the goal is dating, which is why they're trying to date, not just like seek out a betrothal.
Right, but what is the conservative ideal of dating?
Well, you certainly wouldn't get it on before marriage.
You would simply marry and then have a family immediately with a supportive husband who already works and can support a family, right?
Right, but that's not dating.
So if a conservative man wants to Date and doesn't already have all of those things, they're gonna pursue liberal women.
And incidentally, they would then want to become what they desire and have the women follow suit.
No, no, they date liberal women because they think they're easy.
Did you sleep with them?
Yeah, probably.
You would?
However, that can be a snare and a trap.
You can be, you know, drawn in to the terrible world of leftism, and then pretty soon you'll have a ring in your nose and everything will just be terrible.
Hi.
Sorry, I haven't been posting.
I honestly just needed to take a break from social media.
But I talked a lot about what I was not looking for in a guy.
So I just want to know does this person exist?
Is it possible to find a guy who is funny, attractive, liberal, cares about the environment, is a cowboy, is Glenn Powell?
Okay, he doesn't have to be Glenn Powell.
But is it possible to find like a country guy?
Guy who can like is handy but is also liberal.
Is that a thing?
Oh, well, I'm glad she asked.
No, you can't have that.
You can't have that.
Liberal men are all homosexuals.
You want a bang before we go to the protest?
As long as I'm the bottom king.
The only good thing about them is they will make you a good cup of coffee.
In heaven, the left wingers build the restaurants and the theaters and the conservatives run the government.
And in hell, And also in America, it's the other way around.
I mean, this is a thing.
But no, you cannot find that man.
You know, leftism is a mental disorder, and it makes you grow smaller and smaller.
It makes you go hollow inside until you finally just collapse in on your own stupidity.
I hope this is over.
Is this over now?
Yes, we're done.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm free.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I usually don't get that emotional.
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