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April 23, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
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#1028: Mystery Babylon #2

In this installment, Dan and Jordan continue to ignore Alex because he failed to save Gene Hackman, as they seek to make sense of Bill Cooper's historically important Mystery Babylon series.

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bill cooper
17:14
d
dan friesen
29:13
j
jordan holmes
15:56
Appearances
Clips
a
alex jones
00:18
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pastor david manning
00:02
s
steve quayle
00:02
Callers
andy in kansas
00:02
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alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
Dan and Jordan.
knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
jordan holmes
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
andy in kansas
I'm a huge fan.
unidentified
I love your room.
KnowledgeFight.
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
unidentified
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
unidentified
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is yep.
Uh-huh.
We've gotten some packages from some folks.
unidentified
We have.
dan friesen
Full of candy and nonsense.
And I just wanted to give a little bit of thanks to some of those folks who we've maybe lost track of a little bit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But a lot of good candies coming in.
A lot of shit also, but I think they know that.
jordan holmes
I think it's on purpose.
dan friesen
I think some of them are trying to fuck with me a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's a little bit.
dan friesen
Gummy fettuccine and all this nonsense.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But there's, you know, hey.
I'll take all entrants.
Sure.
It's an open challenge.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
So, thank you to Jason and Cassandra of Tacoma.
Thank you, Mary Lou, Reno, and Ian.
Also, Ashley, Nathan, Mochi, Wasabi, Azuki, Suba, Pixel, Penny, Papura, and Pow.
Thank you all.
I've not eaten all of the candy yet, because it's actually a comical amount that I've gotten of gummies and various things, but I love it.
Also, we've got another thing, a nice comic of the cat.
jordan holmes
Oh, yes, that's right.
unidentified
From Eric.
dan friesen
So thank you to Eric for that.
I actually have that at the shop getting framed right now.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
A comic book of the 1960s Robert Loja TV show that we're watching.
The Cat.
jordan holmes
The Cat.
dan friesen
I didn't know there was a comic book of that.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I'm excited to get that, put it on the wall, stare at Loja's face all day.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's always nice.
It's always nice to see the young, sexy Loja.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
So thank you all for those wonderful things that came in the Zip.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is tomorrow night, or tonight probably, when you're listening to this.
My wife and I are going to the first Cubs game of the year for us, and for us together, the first Cubs game we've ever been to together.
dan friesen
Let's go.
jordan holmes
Yeah, pretty excited about that.
So it's going to be a nice little date night.
dan friesen
Who are they playing?
jordan holmes
Dodgers.
dan friesen
Sorry, in advance.
We're going to lose.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, no.
Well, we're going not for the Cubs.
We're going for Shohei Otani.
I don't know if you remember that guy.
dan friesen
I do.
I do, but I know that you're also a longtime Cubs fan.
jordan holmes
Well, actually, the Cubs might actually be good this year.
I've said that, I want to say, for about 78% of my life.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
And it's been correct one time.
dan friesen
In 2016.
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yes, but they might actually be pretty good this year.
dan friesen
I feel like, at least at the beginning of the season, a lot of people have that hope.
Right.
Especially classically bad teams have that we might be good this year.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Until you hit that wall and you're like, oh no, we suck again.
jordan holmes
Well, they've got some good people.
They've got Kyle Tucker.
He's hitting like a beast right out the gate.
They've got some good pitching.
Justin Steele just went down, though, so that's not great.
But you know what?
It's a long season.
Who knows?
dan friesen
It's possibly too long of a season.
jordan holmes
It's probably too long of a season for all of those people to make it through.
dan friesen
Shorten it up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, I hope you have a great time.
You gonna get a hot dog?
jordan holmes
Nah, peanuts.
dan friesen
Peanuts?
jordan holmes
Peanuts.
dan friesen
What about Cracker Jacks?
jordan holmes
Never.
dan friesen
No?
jordan holmes
Uh-uh.
Shelled peanuts, my man.
That's the way to do it.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
Ball game.
dan friesen
I like a hot dog.
jordan holmes
I respect that.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
I respect the hot dog.
dan friesen
As long as there's respect.
jordan holmes
There's full respect for the hot dog.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I have decided we are staying away from Alex still because my birthday is not coming gone yet.
And so I am continuing with Mystery Babylon.
Of course.
We are doing Mystery Babylon Part 2 to try and figure out what the fuck is Bill Cooper talking about.
jordan holmes
What is the mystery?
dan friesen
What is the mystery?
Who is this religion?
How does this connect to the present?
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
From the last episode, I feel like we don't really have many answers other than the sun is God or Jesus.
And then some words sound similar and aren't actually connected, but Bill thinks they are.
So we'll see if it develops deeper than that.
Might not.
jordan holmes
I strongly doubt it.
dan friesen
You think so?
You're going in without the optimism of the early season for the Cubs?
jordan holmes
Low expectations means low bar to cross over.
I'm rooting for everybody, including Bill Cooper, apparently.
dan friesen
Well, we'll see what happens.
But first, before we get to that, let's take a little time to say hello to some wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, how many policies could a policy wonk wonk if a policy wonk could wonk policies?
Thank you so much for now, Policy Wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
You can't trip me up.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I'm too good at these tongue twisters.
jordan holmes
Can't.
dan friesen
Next, dear Mike Adams, I'm too busy being a lesbian to open up a fire hydrant because my wife is actually satisfied in the bedroom.
Sincerely, the lesbian firefighter of your nightmares.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you, and happy to share my hate of Alex Jones with you.
Fuzzy, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you, and we got a technical credit in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much to Elon Dick Sweeney.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
Technocrat.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
Four stars.
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
dan friesen
Daddy Shark.
unidentified
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
alex jones
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
I don't want to hate black people.
alex jones
I renounce Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
Technocrat.
I said technocrat.
You did.
jordan holmes
Last minute save.
Like in baseball.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Whenever you...
Catch the ball at the last minute.
This is what it's called.
dan friesen
Buzzer beater, like in baseball.
jordan holmes
Like in baseball.
dan friesen
So we start off here, Bill giving his opening to lecture number two.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
There aren't subtitles on these episodes, but this one I would subtitle Silly Nonsense.
jordan holmes
Does he delineate, like...
This is lecture two, meaning that I fully completed everything I wanted to do in lecture one.
dan friesen
It is a series of broadcasts that he set out to do.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So if he didn't, that's on him.
jordan holmes
Right.
No, I'm understanding that.
I'm just wondering if he makes it clear, like, okay, now that I've finished lecture one, which we all understand clearly, right, now we can go on to lecture two.
dan friesen
I think he might hope that's the case.
I don't know if it is.
But he opens this show on a very serious note and prophesies his own death because he's telling you these secrets.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
bill cooper
Good evening, folks, and welcome once again to the Hour of the Time.
I'm your host, William Cooper.
We continue where we left off last Friday night, February the 12th.
I want to quickly reiterate that what you're going to hear does not necessarily reflect my beliefs or my religion or the beliefs of the staff or management of WWCR, Worldwide Christian Radio.
What you are hearing, folks, is for the first time in history the public revelation of the origin, the history, the dogma, and the identity of those who operate in secret.
To bring about a worldwide totalitarian socialist government.
They are known to Christians as Mystery Babylon.
It is an ancient religion.
Now get a pencil and paper ready, because if you did not tape last Friday night's broadcast, or if you did not hear it, you must order it.
You must order it.
You have to have this information.
And if you have any possible way to tape tonight's broadcast, either tape it or order this tape.
You can order studio quality tapes from us and I will give you that information later in this broadcast.
Make sure, as always, that you have pencil and paper or pen and paper by your side at all times.
You will want to write down important portions of this broadcast, and you certainly will want to get our address and phone number and the price of the tapes.
Those of you who are smart enough to know what is transpiring here know that these are historic broadcasts.
and by making these broadcasts I have sealed my fate.
unidentified
All right, well...
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
You gotta love it.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
That's fair.
Have fun.
Have a little fun with life.
dan friesen
I am going to be killed for this and I am breaking the chains of history by coming on the radio and telling you about my crazy bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's great.
dan friesen
I think Bill does this more effectively than Alex, which is using these kinds of things, like that fanfare, to elevate The drama of what he's doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's closer to radio theater than Alex with his, you know, like the Imperial March.
jordan holmes
It really is.
We've talked about it, like it comes back so quickly, the differences between, because I remember Bill Cooper episodes from literally 700 episodes ago that are immediately like, oh yeah, this guy knows when to hit a sting.
He just knows how to do it.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think it's more of a, like, I wonder if, I wonder if it's that Like, time is a commodity.
Like, he's on the radio for this slot.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And he cannot afford more time.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know, like, it's not something he has, like, unlimited amounts of.
Whereas for Alex, he could just go on air as much as he wants.
Like, who gives a shit?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There is no preciousness to time.
Whereas for Bill, it's like, I've got to dramatically say this and then hit the button in order to get the show as it is and fly in at the...
I've got to be off air at this point.
jordan holmes
It does feel like the limitations of the form for him allow him to kind of like...
Become good at things.
And the lack of limitations, as always, has done Alex a massive disservice.
dan friesen
And let's just also not go too far.
It's relatively good.
He's not that great.
jordan holmes
I mean, he's a shortwave radio guy.
dan friesen
And also, I think one of the major things that...
I don't know if we talked about enough, is that Bill was on WWCR.
And Alex eventually became on WWCR.
So the Worldwide Christian Radio shortwave channel, I think that there's a lineage there.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And maybe one of the reasons Bill hated Alex so much.
One, Alex is a total liar.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And all that shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But then two, he was in his spot.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, we talked about the son being Jesus on the last episode.
bill cooper
Of course.
dan friesen
We talked about that a little bit more.
bill cooper
Folks, when we stop to realize that every single king, prince, lord, governor, dictator, despotic ruler, civil and social institution, national flag, coat of arms, educational institution, military medal, award, organizational insignia, medallion, badge, emblem, citation, trophy, banner, pendant, political standard or ensign, agency of government or religion...
jordan holmes
Give 36,000 more examples.
bill cooper
primary symbol, then it can truly be said in the mystery school that God's Son is, quote, King of Kings and Lord of Lords, unquote.
dan friesen
That's not really accurate, though.
All of those things are not...
They don't all use the sun as a primary symbol.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
That just doesn't...
I don't know.
It doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
A lot of golf trophies use a guy with a golf club as a primary symbol.
dan friesen
Well, that's just an extension of the mystery schools.
jordan holmes
Is Jesus Jack Nicklaus?
dan friesen
Well, I was thinking about...
jordan holmes
Jack...
unidentified
Oh, you...
bill cooper
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
Yeah, move a few letters.
jordan holmes
I think you can do it.
I think you can get to Jesus from Jackless, yeah.
dan friesen
From Jackless?
jordan holmes
From Jack Nickless.
dan friesen
So I think that maybe, like, medals and stuff, he brought up medals.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And I was like, is that just because some of them are round?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And look like the sun?
I'm not sure I'm going to give you points for that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But also, obviously the sun would be a...
Pretty universal symbol, because it's above all our fucking heads.
jordan holmes
In fact, I would argue it's one of the most recognizable things out there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I would say almost everybody.
dan friesen
Only because air is invisible.
jordan holmes
Yes, there is definitely that issue.
Well, not for much longer is air invisible.
dan friesen
The sun is known.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Its name rings out.
It's relatable.
So if the, you know, sun is God, then the sun needs to be betrayed by Judas, who is a scorpion.
Scorpio, the zodiac.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
Cancer's the crab.
bill cooper
Here we note another cleverly disguised part of the whole...
unidentified
Cleverly?
bill cooper
According to the mystery school, misunderstood and plagiarized story, for they believe that Christianity is a perversion of the mysteries.
And that's why they hate Christians.
In the ancient world, months were counted according to the phases of the moon.
They were called the lunar months on the lunar calendar.
Now, since Scorpio, the scorpion, is the astrological sign starting in late October, the first month of autumn, It follows that October, the scorpion, with his deadly backbiting tail, betrays the sun in autumn, leading directly to his death in winter, and is known as Judas.
When?
By whom?
jordan holmes
To whom?
unidentified
And that's where the October surprise comes from.
jordan holmes
Where?
bill cooper
And I'm telling you right now that Barbara Honiger was a plant.
dan friesen
Yeah, Barbara Honiger was a plant.
jordan holmes
And that's also where October surprise comes from?
dan friesen
You bet.
From Judas the Scorpion.
jordan holmes
So the original October surprise was Judas getting Jesus killed.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, it was surprising.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, sure.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Barbara Honiger was a whistleblower.
She worked in the Reagan administration.
Yeah.
that George H.W. Bush had worked behind the scenes to make sure that the hostages taken by Iran were not released until after the election because the non-resolution of that problem hurt Jimmy Carter's chances of getting re-elected.
She later published a book about what she'd found called The October Surprise, and I guess that she was a secret cult plant in doing that in order to send some sort of a message about Scorpios and I don't know.
jordan holmes
This is thin.
Okay, here's my question to you.
So I'm here.
dan friesen
Also, the sun doesn't die in the winter.
jordan holmes
You can't prove that.
dan friesen
I can see it in the winter still.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah, but I mean, you can see a dead body.
dan friesen
Fair.
jordan holmes
Okay.
So here I am.
I'm glued to my radio, pen and pad, and I'm writing furiously down.
For what purpose to use when?
dan friesen
You know how we're both sort of playing blueprints right now?
You know how sometimes you'll take down a note?
jordan holmes
Oh, I'm taking down notes.
dan friesen
This will help me solve the ultimate mystery.
jordan holmes
Probably.
dan friesen
That's what they're doing.
They're writing down, like, Scorpion, Judas, Barbara Honiger.
jordan holmes
Where are you at the next time where you're like, oh, I can't wait to tell people about Scorpio and Barbara Honiger?
dan friesen
I mean, it's not a fun party that this is the cocktail conversation.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So the scorpion is Judas.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And he betrayed Jesus, who is the sun, in order to bring in winter.
bill cooper
And the 30 pieces of silver were, as the North American Indians would say, 30 moons of silver needed for the month to betray the sun and cause his unhappy death.
In relation to this, another interesting point, factually speaking, when a person is bitten by a deadly scorpion, the wound appears to be or looks like two human lips.
The ancients called this the kiss of death.
This is why we read that Judas, our October, gives God's son the kiss, leading to his death in winter.
dan friesen
See, it all checks out.
jordan holmes
Does it?
dan friesen
Nope.
The scorpion stings don't always look like tulips.
Ancient people might have called getting stung by one some variation of a kiss of death, but I don't think this is the route that Bill is making it out to be.
Plus, October has 31 days, so shouldn't Judas have been given 31 pieces of silver if this was gonna match up?
Like, I hear what Bill's saying, but it's not convincing at all.
Also, this only relates to the Northern Hemisphere.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Scorpio is a spring sign in the Southern Hemisphere.
So is this mystery only relevant for half of the world, or what's the deal here?
Because it doesn't work.
In the Southern Hemisphere.
jordan holmes
It is always nice whenever the Babylonian mysteries reveal themselves to have been written by people who did not know that the Earth was very, very big.
It's huge.
Fucking huge, man.
dan friesen
Yeah, and Bill doesn't seem to think that's an issue.
jordan holmes
Why?
Why would it be?
If the Earth is the size...
No, of course it's an issue.
I have no idea.
The stars are different from different places.
Who knows?
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I think that we can look at this and say this is stupid.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And I think we can say a lot of this is a little convenient dot connecting.
A lot of this stuff seems like maybe on the surface these things are connected, but they're actually not.
But I owe everyone an apology.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
Because I didn't realize how hard Bill had worked on this.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not good.
bill cooper
Our research has been thorough.
And we have managed to place members of CAGI within the Masonic Lodges, and we have verified everything that we are telling you here now.
jordan holmes
Have you?
bill cooper
We have infiltrated the lodge.
dan friesen
They've infiltrated the lodge.
They know that they're the Masons' shit.
jordan holmes
I infiltrated the lodge one time.
dan friesen
Did you?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The Lincoln Lodge?
jordan holmes
I was a kid.
I went to the Masonic Temple and they were like, hello!
And that was it.
It was very kind.
dan friesen
Did they offer to sell you a hat?
jordan holmes
No, but a bunch of old men played Magic the Gathering with me.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
So that was nice.
dan friesen
Sure.
I know that there's a lot of fun that people get out of Mason stuff, but I can't imagine that Bill and his buddies infiltrated The Masons and came away with a lot of real great information.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's just dumb.
jordan holmes
They're just fucking with you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And on one level, it's like, I get it, you're having fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
On another level, you think that you're going to be killed for revealing these secrets, and you're just having fun.
unidentified
If...
jordan holmes
Okay.
Here's what I don't...
I can't imagine somebody being like, oh...
This guy's figured out the 30 days in October is 30 pieces of silver.
We're gonna have to kill him.
You know?
Like, you can have that one.
That one's free.
I'll even let you have all the made-up bullshit about October you want.
dan friesen
Yeah.
No one's coming after you for this.
jordan holmes
No one's coming for you.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
So what if, though, you reveal a bunch of secrets about Egypt?
jordan holmes
Oh, well, Egypt doesn't take shit lightly.
dan friesen
No, certainly not.
jordan holmes
No, they go hard.
dan friesen
Well, oftentimes through curses.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Which we'll get to later.
jordan holmes
I imagine so.
dan friesen
But first, let's talk about some of the gods of Egypt.
jordan holmes
Okay.
bill cooper
In Egypt, God's risen son was Horus.
At 12 noon, he became the Most High.
In this exalted position, he became the mediator between God and man.
His name was Amun-Ra.
Ra equals re of the sun.
His shepherds on earth were called priests of Amun.
They would direct their prayers to the invisible God, the Father, through his mediator.
Amun-Ra.
And God's son was the great Amun with his rays.
In the New Testament, he, the son, is still called.
At 2 Corinthians, chapter 1, verse 20. In Revelations 1, verse 7, in Revelations 3, verse 14, the Amen.
At the end of prayers in the temples of Egypt, they would say, Amen.
jordan holmes
Boo!
bill cooper
How does that grab you?
jordan holmes
It does not.
dan friesen
It doesn't, yeah.
It's not accurate.
Amen comes from the Hebrew word for truth.
So if God is called the Amen in the...
The Hebrew text is truth.
And Amun-Ra is not the same as Horus.
Horus is the son of Osiris and Isis, whereas Amun was part of the Ogdoad, the group of eight primordial entities, deities.
This is just mixing all kinds of shit up because you want to connect them.
jordan holmes
It feels to me a little bit like this, right?
So it feels like he is opening up with each...
Exploration into Mystery Babylon.
With something along the lines of, just a reminder, this is what they believe.
And then telling me an incredibly stupid story.
Am I supposed to be like, man, look at these idiots.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's the dynamic that I have a really difficult time with.
Because I think no self-respecting mystery cult would be this stupid.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's dumb.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think that there are glaring errors that are made by their supposed belief system.
jordan holmes
If this is their belief system, yes.
dan friesen
I think what he's doing is trying to create a kind of ominous evil side.
Right.
But I think he does believe that they...
Here's the issue.
Later we're going to talk about magic.
Right.
jordan holmes
Of course we are.
dan friesen
Let's revisit this idea once we get to that.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Because on that specific point, I think we get a little murky.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Okay.
dan friesen
And as it relates to who the Egyptian gods are, it's not as consequential whether Bill believes this or he believes that someone else believes it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen
Whereas with magic...
I think it's going to be a lot more relevant.
jordan holmes
It's very consequential if you or you don't, if you do or do not believe in magic.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's on you.
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And if you do, you'll always have a friend wearing big red shoes.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Ronald.
jordan holmes
Ramen.
dan friesen
Ramen.
Ramen McDonald.
jordan holmes
Ramen McDonald.
dan friesen
So, the name is real.
jordan holmes
The name Israel?
Or the name Israel?
dan friesen
The name Israel.
jordan holmes
Israel.
dan friesen
Bill talks about that a little bit.
jordan holmes
Okay.
bill cooper
Now look at the word Israel.
unidentified
I-S-Isis-R-A-R-A-R-A-L-G-O-D.
jordan holmes
What?
bill cooper
It is the androgynous god.
And it's been in front of your eyes all the time.
All the time, folks.
Anyone who goes to any library and does the research that we have done can reveal that the religion of Mystery Babylon is exactly as I have stated it last Friday night and during this broadcast, and will continue to state it because there is a lot more, folks.
unidentified
We have, in fact, not even yet begun.
dan friesen
Certainly feels like it.
I don't know what we've accomplished.
Also, this is not the etymology of the name Israel.
Hebrew scholars have a few different interpretations on where the name Israel comes from, both as a name for an individual person as well as the name denoting the Israelites.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The L part is fairly well agreed upon to mean God, but past that, there are a couple ways that people look at it.
In Genesis 32, Jacob wrestles with an angel.
Quote, So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak.
When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob's hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man.
And the man said, Let me go, for it is daybreak.
But Jacob replied, I will not let you go unless you bless me.
The man asked him, What is your name?
Jacob, he answered.
Then the man said, your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome.
In this understanding, the name means one who has struggled with God.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
One who carries God.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
There are other interpretations that mean something closer to, like, God is in charge, but no one who's serious about this subject thinks that Israel is a combination of ISIS, Ra, and El.
This is really dumb.
jordan holmes
Okay, I gotcha.
Okay, so is, like 2B is, alright, Ra, Sun God Ra, El Kabong.
So is Ra El Kabong?
And then over time, Kabong has been taken off for obvious reasons.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Brevity.
Yeah, of course.
So that's where it comes from.
The Looney Tunes.
dan friesen
Well, this, I mean, obviously this raises an important question.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
What's the definition of is?
Bill Clinton asked us, and I don't think we have a satisfactory answer.
jordan holmes
Mystery Babylon, there we go.
dan friesen
Barbara Honiger.
jordan holmes
I love throwing in a very specific, very time-sensitive name to the ancient Mystery Babylon religion.
dan friesen
She was a cult front.
jordan holmes
Thousand years ago!
dan friesen
Right, but I think you see Alex do that, too.
I think that's one of the things that this tradition, like, they hyper-presentize some of the concerns that are supposed to be about, like, thousands of years of occult history.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
For thousands of years, people have prophesied that Barbara Honiger was going to be like, Ah!
I gotcha!
That's it.
Okay.
dan friesen
And it's all revealed by this Netflix movie.
Whatever, dude.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
So Bill talks about his allegiances.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Bill's particular allegiances.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah, he has three of them.
bill cooper
I firmly believe, and I live my life according to this, that I owe my first allegiance to my God and Jesus Christ.
jordan holmes
Of course.
bill cooper
Doesn't make sense.
And the family is thus able to survive and be protected and thrive.
And the family is the basic unit of civilization.
Period.
And I further believe that any man or woman without principles that they are ready and willing to die for at any given moment that they are called upon to do it are already dead and are of no use or consequence to anyone, not even themselves.
Understand what I just said.
unidentified
Damn.
jordan holmes
That is cold.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That is cold.
dan friesen
So that's great, and I'm happy for Bill having his allegiances all sorted out like that, but the conception he's laid out makes him a sheeple, just like the people he derides all the time.
The persona that he takes on, this character that he plays to the audience that he's preaching to, is the guy who researches and follows the truth as it exists, not as he wants it to be.
But the allegiances he has can't allow him to be that.
It's inherently an act, because his first allegiance isn't to the truth.
God is a proxy for truth for him, so truths that don't comport to his religious belief won't be seen as truth to him, and that's a problem.
The idea of why he gives his allegiances as he does is fascinating, too.
God is number one because God gives us rights.
The Constitution is two because it protects our rights.
And then the family is three because it's the basis of society.
The way he views family makes sense, and the Constitution part is fair enough.
He's basically saying that the Constitution is important because he doesn't want to be inconvenienced by having to constantly fight for his rights to be validated against being violated by stronger people.
And that's fair enough.
Like, the Constitution allows him to not always be fighting.
And that's fine.
The idea that God needs to be the top priority because God gives those rights is a sticky theological pickle.
If God gives us rights and the ability to be free, then we don't need to make God a priority.
We've been given the freedom not to, so these rights shouldn't be conditional on being subservient to God.
If they're conditional in that way, then God has really just enslaved humanity by giving us fake rights and freedom that can be taken away if we misbelieve and life is basically just a cruel trick.
I don't think that it's wrong or even dumb to be religious or even make your relationship to the divine an important aspect of your life.
But when religion is this root justification for political beliefs and philosophy, you run into trouble pretty quickly, which is why you need to go a couple steps further and build up this base.
If your first allegiance is to God, then...
I think you're threatened by the idea of making truth your first allegiance because you're worried that that would undermine your other allegiances.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And I see that as being an inherent problem for someone like Bill.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, first off, I disagree with his conception wholeheartedly.
I don't think there should be a ranking system for your allegiances.
I think everything comes down to fuck, marry, kill.
Right?
So for me, Mary, my wife and family, obviously already did.
Fuck, we're going to go with God.
I'm going to fuck God.
God seems pretty chill.
Probably can do crazy stuff.
Right?
Kill the Constitution.
I'm sick of that shit.
Get it out of here.
Done.
All right?
So there we go.
Now I've got a much better system that's more consistent.
How about you?
dan friesen
I don't want to answer.
I don't know.
I think if you killed God, then that opens up all kinds of...
jordan holmes
Ah, Nietzsche already did that forever ago.
dan friesen
But what happens then, you know?
jordan holmes
What do you mean what happens?
He's already been killed like 60 years ago.
dan friesen
And what happens if you fuck the Constitution?
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I think we all know what happens if you fuck the Constitution.
Somebody gives you a phone call.
dan friesen
I don't really want to engage with this.
jordan holmes
Okay, fair enough.
dan friesen
So, I think that Bill is...
I get the way that he conceives of himself.
But I think that it's inherently flawed.
And it leads him to be as much of a follower as he derides everyone else for being.
And I don't know.
If he was still alive, I'd like to ask him, how does that feel?
What does that mean to you?
jordan holmes
That's also kind of absurd.
I think it's an absurd thing.
dan friesen
That's absurd.
We're about to get into magic.
jordan holmes
Let's do it.
dan friesen
Now, humans are too rational to believe in magic.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound true at all.
dan friesen
Well...
I mean, what about mummies?
jordan holmes
Wait, do mummies believe in magic?
bill cooper
Isis was the patroness of the magical arts among the Egyptians.
The use to which magic should be put is revealed in the Osirian cycle where Isis applies the most potent of her charms and invocations to accomplish the resurrection of Osiris.
In other words, the redemption of the human soul.
That the gods of Egypt were elements of a profound magical system and possessed a significance far different from that advanced by modern Egyptologists is certain.
The various deities of the Nile Valley were elements of an elaborate magical metaphysical system, a kind of ceremonial Kabbalah.
unidentified
This cannot be denied.
bill cooper
But even when impressed with the reality of this fact, the modern Egyptologist still balks.
Supposing, he asked, that the Egyptians did possess an elaborate metaphysical doctrine.
Of what value is its rediscovery in an age when the natural has been demonstrated to be mediocre and the supernatural non-existent?
Even if these extinct persons whose mummies clutter up our museums were the custodians of some mysterious lore, we have simply outgrown it.
Let the dead pass, various dead, they say.
We prefer to live in an era of enlightenment, an enlightenment which you would blight by asking us to espouse the superstitions of our remote ancestors.
These so-called superstitions, however, it is interesting to note, die hard.
In fact, they do not die at all, but insinuate themselves as a discordant note in our matter-of-fact existences.
McCall's magazine published some time ago an article by Edgar Wallace entitled The Curse of Amun-Ra, dealing with the phenomena attendant upon the opening of the tomb of the pharaoh Tutankhamen.
dan friesen
So look, man.
You don't believe in magic?
What about the tombs of the pharaohs and the curse?
jordan holmes
Hmm.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm.
I see you have no answer.
Therefore, Bill has won the point.
jordan holmes
I believe I do have an answer, and I think it's become something of, I guess, a new life proposition for me.
Anytime one of these people says something very commandingly, like, this cannot be denied, my first instinct shall always be to be...
I deny that then.
I strongly deny that.
If you say it cannot be denied, that strongly suggests that it needs to be denied.
And in fact, probably should be.
dan friesen
It's been proven.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's documented.
jordan holmes
I believe it has.
No.
dan friesen
It's beyond debate.
jordan holmes
Wrong!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I debate that.
dan friesen
I generally think that those are tales for like, oh, we're on shaky ground.
unidentified
Yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
You're trying to overcompensate.
jordan holmes
Don't ask questions is a good way to start.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the Egyptians had magic, I guess.
Yeah.
You know, we know of the mummies.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The mummies!
Come on!
jordan holmes
The mummies!
dan friesen
The mummies!
jordan holmes
I mean, do I...
Does he think they're cluttering up our museums?
dan friesen
He certainly said that.
But look, here's the deal.
I also agree with him kind of that it's in poor taste to have mummies in museums.
I wouldn't put it as cluttering up our museums, but when you really break it down, it's not cool.
jordan holmes
Listen, if that's the angle you want to take, that's fine.
I just feel like cluttering is probably the wrong word.
dan friesen
It's disrespectful.
jordan holmes
At the very least, mummies do belong in me, or at least not belong, but are appropriate fixtures for a, this is a place where things are several thousand years old.
dan friesen
Yeah, but maybe there are too many of them.
jordan holmes
Hey, listen, that's a...
Preference thing.
dan friesen
If you're like a janitor at a museum, you're like sweeping up like, God damn, another mummy.
jordan holmes
God damn these mummies!
dan friesen
A lot of people who went to Tutankhamen's tomb.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
They died.
jordan holmes
Did they?
bill cooper
McCall's magazine published some time ago an article by Edgar Wallace entitled The Curse of Amun-Ra.
Dealing with the phenomena attended upon the opening of the tomb of the pharaoh Tutankhamen.
After vividly describing the curse of Amun-Ra, the author sums up the effect of this curse upon those who came in contact with the tomb or its contents.
His statements are in substance as follows.
At the time the tomb was opened, the party present at the excavations included the Earl of Carnarvon, Howard Carter and his secretary, Dick Bethel, M. Benedict, the French archaeologist, You can't have one guy survive if you want me to believe it's a magical curse.
dan friesen
That's not how magic works.
Unless you show me that the person who survived got deep into magic and found ways to protect themselves from the curse.
Yeah.
unidentified
Also these numbers are just wrong.
dan friesen
There were 58 people present when the tomb was opened and many of them lived in Norma last lives afterwards sure howard carter died in 1939 17 years after the discovery of tut's tomb having a struggle with hodgkin's disease lord carnivore died in the year after the discovery having been bit by a mosquito the wound of which got infected after he had cut himself shaving or like was picking at the sore sure One guy died from heat stroke, but it was the middle of Egypt in the 20s.
jordan holmes
Rough time, yeah.
dan friesen
A lot of heat back then, not a lot of AC.
jordan holmes
Quite a bit, quite a bit.
dan friesen
The idea that there was a curse killing these people who opened the tomb or came in contact with the things from it, it was made popular by novelists like Arthur Conan Doyle, and it latched onto the public's imagination, but it's nonsense.
Really stupid.
But I was thinking about it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I was thinking about the time.
Like, if I had lived in the 20s, and there was this idea that there was a mummy's curse, would I go into the tomb?
And I decided that I wouldn't.
jordan holmes
You wouldn't?
dan friesen
But it's not out of fear of the curse.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I just think it would be disrespectful.
It would be rude.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They took the time to curse it.
dan friesen
Well, it's obviously like, you know, should I be here?
I don't want to dig up a grave either.
jordan holmes
Fair.
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
I just think it's kind of like, this isn't my place.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
It has nothing to do with the curse, but I wouldn't go.
jordan holmes
Here's where I went.
I didn't go back to the 20s.
I went back to the guys who were writing the curse, alright?
Do you think they're like, man.
This is gonna be so funny.
dan friesen
It's gonna freak them out.
jordan holmes
Because nobody actually believes in magic.
We're all modern Egyptians here.
We know that magic's not real.
Only those old-timers actually believe in that crazy shit.
But we're gonna write this down because later on people are gonna believe it, right?
And then I'm thinking, if you write a curse down now, everybody's gonna be like, ah, this guy.
He's fucking crazy.
But, a thousand years from now...
They might think it's true!
dan friesen
Right.
If you put something in a time capsule, you're gonna fuck with someone's head.
jordan holmes
It's 10,000% more important than just because it's old.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So if you're looking for a prank, that's not a bad one.
jordan holmes
That's not a bad one, yeah.
dan friesen
So, a lot of people died from this tomb curse.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Debatable.
But Bill goes on, and they were probably killed by magic.
unidentified
Sure.
bill cooper
Only recently.
Another name was added to the long list associated with the tragedy.
Arthur Weigel, after a long and mysterious illness, similar to that defined in the curse, is the most recent victim.
The imminent authority on antiquities, Dr. Marta said, quote, the Egyptians for 7,000 years possessed the secret of surrounding their mummies with some dynamic force of which we have only the faintest idea, unquote.
Over the entrance to the tomb of Tutankhamen was a magical tablet inscribed with strange hieroglyphics.
Dr. Mardis named this tablet the Stella of Malediction, for it pronounced a fearful curse upon any sacrilegious person who might violate the sanctuary of the deified head.
dan friesen
So, according to Time magazine, an article from 1934, Arthur Weigel died from cerebral asterioslerosis.
That would have been 12 years after the discovery of the tomb.
It really feels like grasping at straws to try and connect this shit.
jordan holmes
I mean, there's...
So, the nice thing about dying is that it's a 100% chance, right?
So, the great thing about curses is that it's just a four-dimensional problem.
If it's not cursy enough for you, just wait.
They're gonna die.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, eventually, and then you can make something up.
dan friesen
And death can be made suspicious if you want.
Totally.
You just bend certain details and, yeah.
Also, that stele of malediction.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That's a fun name.
dan friesen
It is.
It might not be real.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
It might be a thing of legend.
jordan holmes
That's a real struggle, yeah.
dan friesen
There is not, like, you can't find this at a museum or...
jordan holmes
Too many fucking mummies around.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Cluttering up the place.
So I thought that was interesting, though, like you got this curse, Stella of malediction, and I was like, okay, all right, let's hear some more about that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And thankfully, Bill reads it.
jordan holmes
The fictional thing?
bill cooper
Maybe.
O ye beings from above, O ye beings from below, phantoms riding the breasts of men, ye of the crossroads and of the great highways, wanderers Ah, that's okay.
night and ye from the abysses of the west on the fringes of the twilight dwellers in the caverns of obscurity who rouse terrors and shuddering and ye walkers by night whom I will not name friends of the moon and ye intangible inhabitants of the world of night.
O people.
O denizens of the tombs, all of you approach and be my witnesses and my respondents.
Let the hand raised against my form be withered.
Let them be destroyed who attack my name, my foundation, my effigies, the images like unto me." Can modern Egyptologists and scientists in all branches and departments view lightly the culture of the Egyptians if their researches into the forces of nature gave them such strange power and enabled them to master natural laws of which modern learning has no knowledge or conception?
jordan holmes
Wait, but did it, though?
bill cooper
Did you know that Lars Hansen was reared in the Stell Group?
Did you know that a very famous talk show host who covers for the Masons all the time was a member?
Are you talking about Johnny Carson?
You who listen to these people and believe them blindly, you the sheeple of the world.
unidentified
Circumstances so extraordinary as the curse of King Tutankhamen simply overtax the theory of mere coincidence, folks.
bill cooper
Nor is this an isolated case, as those will remember who read the accounts of the Cleopatra mummy curse many years ago.
dan friesen
Ah, more mummy curses.
unidentified
Damn.
dan friesen
So that stele doesn't exist for Bill to be quoting.
So when he said the words there on it, I was like, where is this coming from?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's very difficult.
dan friesen
But because he gave the actual words, you can actually find them.
It's easier to find.
And it turns out, all of this, everything, the whole Egypt magic, that shit, All of it is just him reading word for word out of a book by Manly P. Hall called Freemasonry of the Ancient Egyptians.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
This is such a disappointment, and this is where it gets to the question of what does he believe?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because it sounds like this is what Bill is saying.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It sounds like he's saying the Egyptians knew magic, damn it.
jordan holmes
He is 100% asserting in his own voice.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That magic is real, and those people did die as a result of magical powers.
dan friesen
Yes, that is how it comes off.
In actuality, he's reading and then throwing in folks here and there, or like a complaint about a talk show host.
But the rest of it is all just Manly P. Hall's text, like word for word.
When he says quote and then end quote, that's from the quotes that exist in the book.
He's not ending the quote from the book.
Okay, gotcha.
Paragraphs upon paragraphs.
Okay.
I think it borders on plagiarism.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's plagiarism.
That's what plagiarism is.
dan friesen
It borders on it.
He's dead.
Who cares?
jordan holmes
That's fair.
I agree with that.
dan friesen
Anyway, that kind of led me to be really disappointed because I was like, I don't know what to think of this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know if Bill does believe that magic, the Egyptians were practicing magic.
I think he, I'm inclined to think he thinks that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, okay, I think here's where we run into problems with the word magic, is that I know that Bill would obviously agree with the concept of the supernatural, and that I think we would colloquially describe as magic, but for some people there's a very different...
The thing between the spiritual supernaturality and the magical supernaturality.
dan friesen
I think a little bit later he does say, while he's reading from this Manly P. Hall book, that sorcery and magic are different.
jordan holmes
See, there we go.
It always comes there.
dan friesen
Magic is a supreme understanding of the natural world, whereas sorcery is something else.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
The Egyptians knew magic in that sense or something.
I think that distinction is there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that just means anytime you call somebody out on something, they do a little split.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So after this point, when I realized that this stele was just from Manly P. Hall, and that's all he'd been reading, I kind of was like, well, now I have the script.
Now I have the script.
I can just see what he's going to say before he says it, because it's in this text.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Manly P. Hall.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Scorpion.
Crab.
jordan holmes
Add a U.S. on that.
Manly phallus.
dan friesen
Okay.
All right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Okay, so you change MAN to CRAB.
jordan holmes
Crably phallus?
dan friesen
Yes.
We've gotten to the bottom of it.
jordan holmes
I think we nailed it.
dan friesen
Crably P. Hall.
jordan holmes
Crab dicks.
Yeah, that's it.
dan friesen
So, we struggled in the last episode to make sense of whether or not the Mystery Babylon religion was something that relied on stuff they'd learned about...
Pre-Christian times?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Or if it existed before Christianity?
jordan holmes
Because they believe that Christianity is a version of their own thing.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And in this next clip, I think we can solve that mystery, Babylon.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Nice.
bill cooper
You may wonder where all this is going.
unidentified
Yes.
bill cooper
But it becomes clear when you understand that the Egyptians inherited the religion of Babylon.
So are we to presume?
That this single phase of ceremonial magic constituted the entire repertoire of the Egyptian almatages?
You see, if they could manifest such surprising power, is it not probable that they possessed a knowledge of other natural hidden forces, forces as yet unknown to the modern public world, which is possibly of inestimable value?
dan friesen
So when he says you may wonder where this is going, Bill is editorializing, but then he immediately jumps back into the Bentley P. Hall text.
But what we can take away from this is definitely the mystery religion that Bill's rambling about predates Christianity.
It was a bit unclear in the first episode, but now there's no doubt.
It goes from Babylon, they inherited it in Egypt, and then it has gone on through time ever since.
jordan holmes
I have a...
Here's...
Okay.
Here's the problem I have with the plagiarism thing.
It's not the plagiarism part.
It's that he asked me to sit by the radio with a pen and paper.
dan friesen
Right, just go buy that book.
jordan holmes
Just tell me what book you're reading from.
I don't need to take notes if there's a book that I could be reading.
dan friesen
I'm wasting my time.
But I think it's important that Bill is editorializing a little bit while just reading straight from this text.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Because it's what Alex does, too.
Totally.
It's depriving an audience of really understanding what is from you and what is from this other place.
It makes it much more difficult to assess what is the point you're making, what's the veracity of this information.
And, yeah, it's a thread that goes throughout these guys.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and it's what they do to their advantage.
The blurry you are, the harder it is to pin you down, and if you can't be pinned down, then nobody can ever say that, oh, this person's definitively wrong.
dan friesen
You're all the way over here.
Are you saying that you believe that the Egyptians did magic?
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm not saying that I believe the Egyptians did magic.
dan friesen
It really sounded like that's what you were saying.
jordan holmes
Well, I am saying that the Egyptians did magic.
dan friesen
Right, but you're really just saying that Manly P. Hall said that the Egyptians did magic.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
I agree with them.
dan friesen
Okay.
So, Bill seems to be saying that they did do magic.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
bill cooper
We are assured in the authorized version, and note I say authorized version, of Holy Writ that the magicians of Egypt changed their staves or rods into serpents in the presence of Pharaoh.
The modern scientist does not live who can duplicate that phenomena.
Yet if he happens to be a good Christian, he is in somewhat of a dilemma.
We can pass over all the desperate efforts to disprove the magical powers of the Egyptians as arising not from a mature knowledge, but from a desperate prejudice.
You see, magic is too ancient and too universal to be explained away by mirrors, wires, and hinges.
In Egypt, we are dealing unquestionably with true manifestations of occult power.
dan friesen
So after he said that a real Christian has a dilemma, Bill appears to diverge from the Manly P. Hall text, but he's really just skipping over like four paragraphs, and he jumps back into the text as it is.
But it does seem like they knew magic.
jordan holmes
See, here's the thing.
dan friesen
And Christians have to accept that.
jordan holmes
I hate this shit, because I want magic.
I'll do it.
You know, like, this is the problem with their whole dramatic angle towards it, is that it's always gotta be something you wrestle with, and it comes with that.
Fuck that.
I'll take it.
I'll take magic.
I'll take it right now.
Whatever.
What do you want?
What do you want to take from me, the devil?
My soul?
Fine.
Done.
We'll do it.
I'm done.
dan friesen
But you have to give me- We're only on episode two.
jordan holmes
But you have to give me magic, and then I have to do magic, you know?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Like, this is my problem.
They're always like, oh.
Well, they would never give it to you because you want it too bad.
Fuck you!
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
I think that if that were a bargain that people could strike up...
We'd have a lot of really fucked up things in history.
We'd have a lot of people just doing magic all over the place.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why not?
I like that you looked outside just to confirm, like, no magic out there?
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
Well, there's an airplane.
jordan holmes
Well, there's a little magic out there, though.
dan friesen
Yeah, in a sense.
If that's your definition of magic, I don't even want to have this conversation, though.
unidentified
Fair enough.
dan friesen
If it's like, we figured out how to fly a plane.
jordan holmes
We figured out how to fly a plane.
dan friesen
Fuck you, yeah.
So Bill, I think, is not sure.
About the magic thing?
But he's also sure of it.
jordan holmes
God, I hate people.
Yeah.
bill cooper
A highly gifted Egyptologist, Lenore Mont, acknowledges Egyptian magic as an essential part of their religious philosophy.
James Bonwick, FRGS, thus summarizes the powers possessed by Egyptian adepts.
unidentified
Quote, Egyptian mystics...
bill cooper
Fine.
Fire, live underwater, sustain great pressure, harmlessly suffer mutilation, read the past, foretell the future, make themselves invisible, and cure disease.
Unquote.
Why?
That is what this expert says.
Now, if you doubt the power of magic wielded by the priests of Mystery Babylon, on Listen to this.
Or we can compare James Bondwick's account with some other news from Tibet.
Another land long famous for magic.
dan friesen
So what's the point?
You can levitate and fly and live underwater and all this stuff.
The Mystery Babylon magicians could all do this.
Now, I don't know if I believe it, but this expert says...
What are we supposed to do with that perspective?
jordan holmes
This expert that I've described as extremely gifted.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Or Manly P. Hall did.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
So if you're going to describe somebody as extremely gifted...
Only to negate everything they've said by going, what do you think?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Then what's the point of having words?
dan friesen
Well, because the conclusion would have to be, I don't believe this fucking expert.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
This person, therefore, is not an expert.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
They're a liar, or they're an incorrect person, and extremely gifted means they're extremely gifted with incorrectitude.
dan friesen
And that, to me, means that Bill has got to believe they can do magic.
jordan holmes
Absolutely!
dan friesen
Otherwise, this is an incoherent hour of broadcasting.
Absurd.
So that's at least something we've learned.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Last time we learned that God, Jesus is the sun.
Yeah.
Up in the sky.
Yeah.
And we learned this time that Mystery Babylon predates Christianity.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And that magic is part of it.
They can do magic.
And that Bill is kind of a plagiarist.
jordan holmes
I swear to God, if magic was real, I could totally do magic.
I could totally do it.
dan friesen
What do you mean?
jordan holmes
I mean, if magic was real, if it's a measure of belief or imagination or willingness to sacrifice or any of those things, if magic was real, I could totally have done it by now.
dan friesen
Okay.
You know what I can't do?
jordan holmes
Focus long enough to do card tricks.
dan friesen
When you say I could do, I didn't know if you meant like you were physically capable.
jordan holmes
No.
Well, I mean, I think we all are.
dan friesen
What if it comes down to a situation where like, I don't know, you run into a genie.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And the genie says, I'll give you all the magic you want.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
You say yes.
And then it turns out, uh-oh, your body just isn't like, it just, you have the wrong blood type or something like that.
unidentified
Fair.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Then now I know.
dan friesen
That would be kind of disappointing, though.
jordan holmes
I mean, it might be kind of disappointing, but what's really interesting about that, though, is that there is a result.
That I can be like, actually, magic is real.
I just have a shitty blood type, you know?
Now, maybe I can't prove that to anybody else, but I would know that magic was real.
dan friesen
Well, I should tell you a little story.
jordan holmes
About a genie?
dan friesen
Yep.
I have the wrong blood type, but I am capable of all sorts of magic.
jordan holmes
Well, there you go.
dan friesen
How would you ever know?
jordan holmes
I believe you.
dan friesen
Anyway, Bill's stupid.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
We have one last clip here, and it's connecting the Egyptian magic to more present-day concerns, like Aleister Crowley.
jordan holmes
Okay.
bill cooper
And according to Plato, the highest form of magic consisted in the divine worship of the gods, plural.
And according to Iamblichus, the priests, through sacrodotal theurgy, were able to ascend from a material state of unconsciousness to a realization of the universal essence, thus coming to an understanding of universal essence.
dan friesen
Real quick, Bill said unconscious, but it was actually conscious in the text.
bill cooper
Gotcha.
unidentified
By which the performance of high heats of magic became possible.
bill cooper
Thousands of years later, Aleister Crowley...
Claimed the same thing.
Now this is significant.
It's proper at this point to establish a clear line of demarcation between magic and sorcery.
You see, the term magic was not associated with occult jugglery by the Egyptians, but arose from a profound understanding of natural law.
Magic Said General Albert Pike, and you will be hearing an awful lot of General Albert Pike during this series of shows.
jordan holmes
Ancient Egyptian General Albert Pike?
bill cooper
Magic, says General Albert Pike, is the exact and absolute science of nature and its laws.
Unquote.
From the knowledge of this absolute science arises occult science.
Occult merely means hidden, folks.
From experience in occult science, in turn, arises the theurgic art.
For as surely as man has adapted his physical universe to his purposes, so surely the adept of the mystery school adapts the metaphysical universe to his purposes.
To acknowledge that the Egyptians possess the power of adapting mystical forces to physical ends is to bestow upon them proficiency in the most perfect and difficult of the arts, according to the mystery religion of Babylon.
Yet to deny this ability on the part of the Egyptian priests is to deny the evidence, and we must resign ourselves to the undeniable fact...
must we that they possess the form of learning which has not been conferred upon this present race at least publicly men like Alistair Crowley have proven that it Has he?
unidentified
Is it?
bill cooper
Folks, we are in desperate need of money to help pay for airtime.
unidentified
If you like this show, if you want to stay on me, then please reach down in your pockets.
Contribute.
dan friesen
Hey, that's familiar.
jordan holmes
Yep.
There it is.
dan friesen
So that's another little Alex-y-ism.
Nice ad pivot there.
Yeah.
But I don't...
A lot of this is still just reading the Manly P. Hall thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I don't get...
Exactly what groundwork he's laying.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Other than like, okay, these magicians who it's not like fucking magic magic, they just know the rules of nature so well that they can manipulate reality.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That has existed since the beginning of time or whatever, and this cult has come down to Aleister Crowley.
jordan holmes
Fine.
Bummer.
unidentified
Bummer.
jordan holmes
What a real bummer.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
I mean, at least Jack Parsons eventually did blow things up.
Sure, there's mysticism.
That's a bummer.
But then he built rockets, so that's pretty cool.
That's pretty magical.
dan friesen
But Aleister Crowley fucked a lot.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but that's kind of what Jack Parsons was into, too.
That's why they were hanging out.
Him and Elrond and Aleister.
All fucking people.
dan friesen
I don't know where we are.
In terms of the point.
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
We end a second adventure.
I do feel like something is...
I wanted to say taking shape, but that's not fair.
jordan holmes
No, it's not.
dan friesen
It's not, but there's an idea of something that could possibly maybe take shape.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Okay, so by virtue of reading somebody else's book...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
At the very least, you are saying...
Just by doing, that it is of import.
dan friesen
It has to be.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Right?
dan friesen
Because, no, I think that he's reading Manly P. Hall's book and pretending that it is the result of his...
jordan holmes
Of his research.
dan friesen
And his, like, investigators getting inside the Masons.
jordan holmes
In the Masons, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's the little shell game that he's playing.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
unidentified
So he has to...
jordan holmes
At the very least he has to be giving the listener the impression that this is something that you have to know is real.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Is real.
dan friesen
Right.
It can't just be stupid.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it can't just be like, hey, y 'all ever hear about this?
Like, it can't be that.
He's reading it the way that he's reading it.
There's no other implication than, like, oh, I have to take this seriously.
And this serious guy is saying that magic is real.
dan friesen
Yeah, and you need to learn these important lessons about what your enemy believes.
Right.
And it is important to understand this because they can do magic.
jordan holmes
I mean, if that's the point...
If the point of all of this is that I should really learn what my enemies understand and believe, because my enemies are actually capable of doing magic, I submit this to you.
I want to be their friend and not yours.
I want magic.
dan friesen
I don't know if I automatically go that direction, but I definitely feel like my experience of listening to these first two so far has been like...
Look, I don't know if I'm on Mystery Babylon's side, but I'm certainly not on Bill's.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
Bill's side makes little sense, seems stupid, and I think he's not comporting himself well.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If this is an eternal struggle between two sides, he's made the other side make more sense, I think.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's not great.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Magic's not real.
jordan holmes
I personally feel a shame to watch somebody shadowbox and lose.
That is very difficult.
To make up an enemy's dumb ideas and to lose to them.
dan friesen
I worry about this, too.
I think this is something that came up in our past explorations of Bill.
If this is all just reading Manly P. Hall, I mean, the first chapter of his book is just republishing silent weapons for quiet wars.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's a plagiarist.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I worry that maybe there isn't much of him other than he's just reading these things.
jordan holmes
Of all the things to find out through all of what we've done, I think it would be really cool to find out that Bill Cooper was not even...
Not a fraud in the way that we think he was.
Just a regular fraud.
But he was even more of a fraud than we could ever have imagined.
He was even more of a fraud than Alex because he's not even this person.
dan friesen
It doesn't appear that there's a ton of research he's done.
It's just a book.
jordan holmes
He's just a liar who's reading out of a book!
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't know.
We'll see if that's the case.
I think I'll probably, maybe at least...
Trying to learn a little bit more.
jordan holmes
We'll see what happens.
dan friesen
But, yeah.
Until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Until we do, it's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep.
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I am the Mysterious Professor.
jordan holmes
Woo!
unidentified
Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah!
Woo!
steve quayle
And now, here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
dan friesen
You're on the air.
unidentified
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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