In this installment, Dan and Jordan tune in to hear how Alex is navigating his new reality where Trump is back in office, complete with a bunch of lies about immigration issues and a big reveal about Alex's political history.
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So, shouldn't Alex really not care if the tech isn't working?
Like, he's teleprompter-free, and all he really needs is his brain and his mouth, so I've never really thought about it this way, but he should be the least affected person when it comes to tech problems.
But somehow, the second anything goes wrong, he has a giant blow-up, or he has to channel the Fonz to stop himself from freaking out.
That seems weird, and indicates that he might be a little more reliant on things like that guy talking in his ear than he wants to pretend.
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When we join the 450-plus and growing radio stations that also pick up this transmission.
But radio stations, as you know, have news and ads the first five, six minutes.
But I've been on air and talk radio now for 29 years, on air total, 31 in April.
And so I, decades ago, said, you know, we'll still, just for the Internet audience, which is gigantic, obviously, now huge and bigger than the radio audience, do that first five because we don't want to just have you sitting there while we run a bunch of ads.
But then the more modern, younger folks that really never tune in to talk radio or even network TV, they're like, why are there still some ads of six, seven minutes, an hour?
Well, normal networks have 14 minutes of ads an hour.
We just have the local breaks that we play.
We cover up with our ads.
The local stations have their ads.
That's how they pay for their stations and their crew and operate before we just had the Internet.
And when they took me off almost everything with the giant Famousy platforming seven years ago...
And they were wondering why we still were able to stay on air and pay some of the bills.
We had to downsize quite a bit.
Well, it was because of our hundreds of great radio affiliates that are out there.
Now, you've obviously tuned in today to hear what the whole broadcast is about.
And it's big.
It's super important.
And I was about to tell you all that in this five minutes, but we blew up on the launch pad like we like to do.
In his first six days as president, Trump has successfully launched explosive and explosive offense against forces of globalism with devastating effect.
It is Sunday.
January 26, 2025.
I am your host, Alex Jones.
And we have been through hell to stay on air this long.
We have gone through hell to get President Trump elected.
We have gone through hell to expose the New World Order Crime Syndicate.
And all the victories and battles we've won just make the final victory that much more sweet.
It makes me only want it that much stronger!
Because we're getting closer and closer to irrevocably smashing the globalist.
President Trump understands that the globalists have tried to kill him and have a public plan to destroy the West so the entire world is poor, uneducated, and starving so the globalist technocrats can bring in their total and complete absolute hegemonic control and set up their technocracy and carry out technology.
We're going to get into all of the other massive news taking place and the confirmation of Hegseth as SecDef, the big battle coming up with Kosh Patel Thursday, Tulsi Gabbards, and the big one, RFK Jr.
And Bill Gates caught in illegal, fraudulent, dirty tricks, red-handed Friday, and new developments on that front.
And so much more.
Big developments on the Ukraine-Russia war.
Huge developments on the AI front.
On this live Sunday, January 26, 2025 transmission that the forces of evil have fought like hell to not have on the air now at this critical time.
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Now, let me just show you these different stories and then I'm going to go through each one of them!
Realize we're in a total war for the future of humanity.
And I look at all the good that's happening, and I guarantee you the forces of evil are going to redouble their efforts.
So we haven't won the war.
We're just winning big battles, and now we're going to deal with the counteroffensives from the globalists.
So, look at these articles, and then I'll go through each one.
Colombia offers presidential plane to repatriate illegal aliens after Trump slaps country with sweeping sanctions.
This just broke two hours ago, hours after the Colombian president came out and said, anybody we send to your country, including convicted felons for rape and murder, are not criminals, and you must keep them.
He was used to our government before that wanted criminals here to destroy the country and vote Democrat.
But now Petro, the punk, within hours of Trump slapping huge sanctions on Colombia, apologized for turning back multiple U.S. C-130 flights with hardened felons that they dumped on us, just like Venezuela and others have done.
So Alex is fundamentally misunderstanding what government leaders around the world are doing in response to Trump's actions in terms of deportations.
And the reason he's misleading the audience is very strategic.
Colombian President Gustavo Petro had refused to accept arriving deportation flights that were using military aircraft.
This is something that's been an issue with many countries since Trump got into office where they're willing to receive people that Trump is kicking out of the United States, but it's very inappropriate for them to be transported on military craft.
One of the fundamental issues here is human rights and dignity.
Alex is pretending that all of these people are hardened criminals, but that's definitely not the case.
Many of them are just everyday folks that have been targeted and caught up in Trump's immigration crackdown, and I wouldn't be surprised if we learned down the line that a lot of them are actually here legally.
But even if we just pretend to believe that these folks are being deported, that they should be deported, they're being subjected to treatment that's at odds with our values.
People being relocated by military planes and personnel who are in some cases handcuffed during the flight, that's no way appropriate for the circumstances that we're in.
Alex needs to pretend that the leaders of these countries like Colombia are just mad about the arrival of deported persons because that feeds into Alex's no one wants these people narratives if he were to deal with the reality of what these leaders were saying Alex would be unable to sustain the illusion of his career ...of being against the police state.
Alex is now in a position where he must lie about the things his chosen leader is doing because to treat them seriously would require him to fight them or admit that he was just kidding about all that posse comitatus stuff back in the 90s and the 2000s.
Trump did threaten all kinds of reprisals against Colombia and Colombians, which did lead to them offering to send their presidential plane to transport immigrants to the country.
Alex is presenting this as complete capitulation, which really isn't totally fair.
The offer of the presidential plane is a way of saying you don't need to use military planes, and is an attempt to maintain their original position, which is that people who are being deported deserve dignity.
As President Petro has said, he would, quote, This is a good microcosm of how lies work.
For instance, as the BBC reported, Colombia accepted 124 civilian flights that were carrying deported immigrants from the United States in 2024.
Their government doesn't have an issue with general cooperation about migration issues, but they do have an issue with protecting the humanity and dignity of their public.
Petro doesn't have a problem with Trump deporting people.
He just has a specific problem with aspects of how he's doing it.
And Alex can't touch that criticism because he would have to agree with Petro or abandon the act of being a liberty guy.
I think that a lot of people can do that, and it is a little trick that you can pull to be like, well, the people are here illegally, so that's a crime, therefore they're criminals.
Someone being here undocumented or overstaying a visa or something like that, I think your humanity still kind of is offended by the idea of them being taken to another country handcuffed in military planes.
Well, you know, what's fascinating to me about that is that that suggests that if we didn't have the propaganda apparatus in place, the people that are supposed to be the ones who are fully behind Trump, if they knew the truth about it, they would be like, that's too far.
Migrants waving Mexican and other countries' flags descend on Trump Tower Chicago, protesting and demanding they be able to stay here.
And I love reading the comments because I knew what I'd see.
They're making it too easy for Tom Homan.
And other folks quickly responded and got it right.
They said, no, it's a trap.
And that's exactly what it is.
And I'll be explaining that.
And this is beyond key.
Continuing, Screaming Eagles deployed to U.S. border as Race to Repair National Security intensifies the 101st Airborne Division, also known as the Screaming Eagles.
Also, a Marine Expeditionary Force from Camp Pendleton has already been deployed to the Mexico-California border where cartels have shot and wounded citizens for no reason is riding mountain bikes just two days ago.
So the protest that Alex is talking about was the People's March for Justice.
It wasn't just about saying that immigrants should be allowed to stay in the United States.
It was a group of more than 60 different groups that have positions that are counter to Trump's administration.
It was a large coalition, but the march itself was generally centered on immigrant rights and Gaza.
Alex thinks that left-leaning protests are a trap for the globalists to do a false flag, which would then lead to Trump needing to respond with extreme action, which would allow the globalists to call him a dictator.
Personally, I think we're pretty far past that point already, and Trump is supposed to be in control of the globalist infrastructure, so this whole false flag paradigm seems a little bit stale.
I find this to be entirely empty and kind of stupid for Alex to be doing now.
So there was a hiker in California who was shot and injured in the Jacumba Mountains wilderness, which is outside San Diego.
The reporting on it says that he was robbed by, quote, suspected cartel members, but that suspicion is not substantiated by any further information I can find.
A hiker being robbed and hurt is bad, and I'm not trying to minimize that, but I don't know if this incident is necessarily indicative of a giant cartel problem, or maybe it's just convenient for Alex and his end of the media to portray.
So Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey recently spoke about the state's relationship with Trump's new ICE and DOJ policies and clarified that they would be there to help uphold the law, but that Massachusetts law did not allow them to hold people who haven't committed crimes in order to help federal law enforcement.
She was just articulating what was already the case, which in the process highlights the ways that the Trump administration is trying to infringe on Alex's precious state's rights.
This traces back to a Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court case called Lund v.
Commonwealth, which holds that the state police cannot detain someone just because federal authorities suspect them of being guilty of a civil federal offense.
If someone is arrested for a crime, they are held according to that crime.
If the federal agents take up the case while that person is being held for the initial crime, then they can be transferred into federal custody.
But the state of Massachusetts cannot arbitrarily extend how long they hold someone because ICE wants them to be ready for pickup later.
That's unlawful detention and it violates their rights.
Alex should 1000% support this, which is why he has to report on it deceptively.
He absolutely does not believe that state level.
That's one of the huge cornerstones of his ideology.
Yeah, it would be cool, because here's the thing that's always fun about these things, is that even if they say it's legal, it's probably illegal, what ICE is doing.
And then it's probably illegal in a state, or even in a city, to do what they're doing.
So why can't we have state cops just arrest those assholes?
I was just sort of lost in thought reflecting on how if I dealt with information the way that Alex does, I would be talking about ICE like it was Mr. Freeze.
These ice agents are ice skating through the streets.
There's a lot of educational information on how the world really works within each one of these.
Like the false flags the deep state's gonna stage against an illegal alien demonstration.
And then blame the Trump administration and the type of group they're going to use to frame Trump and the American people.
That's what they've been pre-programming and preparing and saying with no evidence.
Why would Trump and Tom Homan or anybody go kill a bunch of illegal aliens?
You're just going to deport them.
But they're saying, oh, when Trump gets in, he's going to come kill you.
We need big demonstrations.
That way they get a group of them together.
They wait till ICE goes out there.
And then somebody attacks the crowd, and you can't tell where the shots come from, and they blame the federal government.
That's guaranteed one of their main moves.
Notice I've been saying it for six months that once Trump got back in, that that was what they would pull.
Then they started saying, indeed, Trump's going to attack the migrant demonstrations.
This is so obvious what's going on.
So people are now complaining with these demonstrations.
Houston and Chicago and L.A. and New York and Miami.
Where's the Border Patrol?
The illegals are all in one spot.
Tom Homan's smart.
He doesn't need me to tell him it's a trap.
No, you don't go get them while they're doing that.
The problem is they're going to get violent soon, guaranteed, and then that's going to force the police to respond.
But in blue cities, Just like you saw in 2020 in the summer of love, mostly peaceful, burning down billions of dollars and killing dozens of people, burning up federal courthouses.
They will stand down in the blue cities, forcing Trump to send in the National Guard.
That's what you do when a city loses control or a state loses control.
And at the end of the day, the utility of this narrative for Alex is to make sure that the audience doesn't care when violence is carried out against groups of protesters and to preemptively rationalize how he can support Trump using the military for domestic policing.
If you listen to what he's saying, the choice is between Trump ruling over a police state or living in a state where the globalists can just do these violent protests and cause chaos all the time trying to bait Trump into ruling over a police state.
The Trump-controlled police state is a foregone conclusion.
It's just in Alex's interest to pretend that the creation of it was necessary because eventually these leftist globalist protests are going to turn violent.
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It's going to cause chaos and then Trump is going to have to do the police state thing.
Also, I don't know if I've heard anybody talk about that Civil War movie other than Alex, and I don't think a wide swath of the public even knows who Jamie Raskin or James Carville are.
If the globalists plan to pre-program the public as, like, it's something to do with A thing Carville said in 2024?
If that's one of its main pillars, that's a dumb fucking plan.
Shouldn't it be something like a Taylor Swift song or a Bravo reality show that that's what's getting the pre-programming out?
Not an 80-year-old political pundit who hasn't had any major relevance since 1992.
So the false flag that you're imagining is, like, Trump would have to do something in order to achieve the goal that he wants of bringing in the military.
Right, but that's why this is not connected to reality at all.
It's a way of anesthetizing the audience from caring if there's violence that's carried out by groups of right-wing extremists against protesters.
And then secondarily, I think Alex has every reason to suspect that Trump is going to be not too cool about wielding power, and he's going to have to support that.
Yeah, it's also that, like, the credulity issue is, it cuts in both directions, too.
Because, like...
I am supposed to believe that this overpowered team of supervillains who have been working for the devil, who have magical powers, and can see the future, and tried to recruit Alex as a child into their nefarious plans because they couldn't get his dad or something.
Colombian president has refused entry to American planes, transporting Colombian migrants back to Colombia, stating, I deny the entry of American planes carrying Colombian migrants into our territory.
Won't even take his criminals back.
And here's the videos of them coming up at C-130.
I guess that's a galaxy, one of the even bigger ones, and they're told, nope, you gotta go back.
Well, that turned around quick because Trump signed this order.
I was just informed that two repatriation flights from the United States with a large number of illegal criminals were not allowed to land in Colombia.
This order was given by Colombia's socialist president, who was already a very unpopular amongst his people, Petro's Denial of these flights has jeopardized the national security, public safety of the United States, so I have directed my administration to immediately take the following urgent and decisive retaliatory measures.
When we come back, I'm actually going to read the measures, because you're not seeing this in the media, all the measures.
Alex doesn't address this because if he did, it would complicate the story and challenge his imaginary principles.
So his coverage is limited to things like reading Trump's tweets and then insisting that there's a secret story no one's reporting on buried in the threats that Trump made in terms of sanctions.
But if you stipulate everything up to the point of the president of Columbia saying something, if you stipulate that all of that makes sense, then you ask yourself, why is he doing that?
Even in real life, even in real life, if there was a president that was doing 97% of what I wanted him to do, I would be fucking furious about that 3%.
But this thing that Alex is saying here, this like, okay, so Bill Maher is capitulating, and this makes me worried that there's going to be a big blowback, but maybe there's not.
It's pretty shocking how stupid this sounds in the context of Trump winning the election, no one trying to kill him, and him facing very little pushback in terms of, like, handing the government over to Elon Musk.
It's a nearly unqualified win for Alex's big business forefathers in the JBS.
But the content that he's putting out is like this.
It feels dumb, because it has to be.
Alex isn't needed anymore, at least not this version of him.
Who cares about the stupid 2020 election conspiracies anymore?
Does he think that he's impressing any of the elites by holding fast to this storyline and showing how passionate he is about it?
Those lies were a means to an end, and that end has been achieved.
There's a feeling listening to this content that Alex is still grasping.
He's still trying to grasp the level to which his world has fundamentally been changed by what's happened in the past week from this point back.
I think he still wants to just be living in the past where yelling dumb shit about the 2020 election and grandstanding about how he doesn't care about football feels like it matters.
Alex doesn't seem to get that the game of his career has ended.
The globalists are a meaningless concept now, and he's going to need to change accordingly.
Until he does, this is just going to have the air of anachronism and irrelevance.
You can even say that Elon's dragging them out of somewhere because he's the only billionaire who knows where other billionaires keep fish people with sad human eyes, but bring back sad human eyes.
I try my best to avoid ever talking about Alex's personal life unless there's a reason that's relevant to something larger.
Alex has brought up his wife responding to him cheering when Hegseth became defense secretary, and this sounded strange to me because he apparently filed for divorce from her on September 9th, 2024.
As of right now, this is still an open case in the Travis County courts.
I naturally have no idea what's going on between them, but it strikes me as possible that he's actually getting divorced again?
Or it seems possible that this could be another way of trying to avoid the bankruptcy.
His wife's divorce attorney is from the firm Fullen Weider Wilhite, and Alex's lawyer from his last divorce was Randall Wilhite, one of the members of that firm.
Although, in September, there were temporary restraining orders filed, and in November and January, there were notices filed to take their child on a vacation, which seems like something that would only be happening if there was actual acrimony between the two of them.
Anyway, I don't want to wallow in personal life or gossip-level stuff, but that's something that could become relevant in the future, and I feel like...
There's an outside chance that it is a way of hiding resources.
He disappeared them and even ended, we now learn, secretly four years ago, right when they got in.
The DNA testing passed by Congress that's cheap and quick and easy to find out if somebody that doesn't have documents is with a little kid, are they really their mother or father or aunt or uncle or cousin?
But in terms of this DNA thing, the first lie that Alex is telling is that the DNA testing at the border, it wasn't put through as a bill through Congress.
In reality, it started in a pilot program that the first Trump administration launched in 2019.
The DNA tests are fairly cheap and fast, but they aren't designed to stop human trafficking.
They're meant to break up families.
This wasn't done universally, and immigrants could refuse to provide DNA samples, so ultimately, it's really hard to tell if this was even effective at doing anything.
In 2023, Biden announced that they were going to stop doing the DNA testing, and now there's a push from members of Congress to introduce bills to require it be done.
But Alex is just fraudulently presenting this whole thing as a...
Mayorkas under the Biden administration stopped this in order to steal all these kids that Tom Homan is now finding.
And now we've got the administration saying, oh, they're not incompetent.
They were involved.
We're going to prosecute them.
You bet they are.
It's the right thing to do.
For the victims, it stops the smugglers doing it again, so you have to.
It's justice.
But the big reason is it's going to destroy the Democrats forever and put them on total defense.
Do it now.
Start arresting the NGOs and the non-profits that already have all the documents, and they'll all sing like canaries on their bosses, and then we'll indict every single one of the kingpins.
And they're going to be living in Supermax prisons if they're lucky.
So the 300,000 kids that Alex is pretending are missing, they're not missing.
All this is based on an intentionally misrepresented and weaponized statistic about immigrant children who had not been contacted for a court appearance over their status.
Alex and the folks on his end of the media have turned this into a bedrock of their narratives because it's very understandably offensive.
The idea that 300,000 children could have been kidnapped and trafficked at the border is a shocking notion, and all right-thinking people would be motivated to stop whatever was causing that.
It's a bullshit propaganda narrative, but it's very understandable and emotionally resonant why somebody might agree to something difficult to accept based on wanting to stop this, like the idea of government agents doing armed raids on people in the middle of the night.
In the real world, the people who will be caught up in these kinds of raids are your neighbors, who may have overstayed a visa or are just here undocumented.
When Alex is descending into that disturbing voice about vengeance, on some level he knows that the people who are going to be hurt by this shit are predominantly the vulnerable people just trying to live their lives, and that's what he wants.
He views the existence of non-white immigrants in the United States as a threat to the political control he feels he's entitled to as a white Christian man.
He wants everyday folks to be terrorized and thrown out of the country, but he also knows that shit like that's pretty ugly, and most people aren't into it.
So, you just tell the audience a different story.
You tell them that these armed raids are freeing imaginary kidnapped children, and all of a sudden, you're disgust and growling.
It looks heroic.
It's repulsive.
And don't for a single minute kid yourself into thinking that Alex doesn't know that the whole line about 300,000 missing kids isn't real.
If he's done any research into the subject, he knows that he's just repeating a bullshit talking point.
So the only way that he could really think this is real is if he didn't look into it at all.
And if he didn't look into it at all, that means he doesn't really give a shit.
So don't ever allow yourself to think that he actually cares.
He does not care.
He wants vengeance to be carried out on the enemy that he perceives, which is, you know, essentially immigrants, organizations that assist immigrants.
And Trump's going to release the Epstein list, too, as soon as Kash Patel is confirmed.
I'll get into that coming up.
But since I mentioned this, here's the big one of all this.
They have pre-programmed and prepared, all of the media you've seen, we played the clubs, that Trump's going to attack migrants and go after groups of them, and he's going to kill them.
And they're going to use the military to kill them.
Hundreds of clubs.
CNN, MSNBC, New York Times.
Obviously, they're preparing a false flag on a group of Democrats with illegal aliens.
And I said, in Chicago, in L.A., somewhere like that, over and over again.
And people keep seeing these big demonstrations, hundreds, sometimes thousands, waving Mexican flags, all of it, saying, you know, screw America, we're not leaving all the rest of it, F America, you've seen the videos.
And people are saying, why is it Tom Homan going there?
They're right there.
It's a setup, and they're waiting, and they're going to start getting violent at these things, and when the police stand down, because they're a blue city, Then Trump constitutionally will have to send in the National Guard, and then somebody's going to set off a truck bomb or shoot into the crowd and blame the Trump administration.
Shouldn't Alex's problem with the idea of rounding people up at a protest over immigration policy be something other than it's a trap?
He's supposed to love the Constitution and all that so it feels like he should think that even though he doesn't agree with what these people are protesting for, it's not a crime to wave a Mexican flag or protest immigration policies.
This is subtly a pretty big clue about how full of shit Alex is when it comes to pretending to care about our country.
If it weren't probably a trap to make Trump look bad, it seems like he would all be in favor of federal agencies like ICE rounding people up at a protest, violating very basic civil rights that Alex is supposed to have based his career on protecting.
He's so full of shit, and he always has been, but this turn of events with Trump getting back into office has really forced his hand in terms of making a bunch of really overtly nonsense arguments and forgetting what he's supposed to be about.
If you see people saying, why isn't Tom Homan going and rounding people up at this demonstration, your response, as someone who cares about the Constitution, should be, that would be the government cracking down on free speech, which is the bedrock and the center of everything that our freedom comes from.
I love the idea of Elon Musk buying Twitter because of free speech stuff.
You're supposed to care about that.
But instead, the response is, You shouldn't do it because it's a trap.
I mean, I go back to the image in my head a lot, Putting duct tape on his own mouth that is a bumper sticker that says, like, free speech or something like that is such a perfect metaphor.
Because he doesn't give a fuck about free speech.
He's putting a piece of duct tape on his own mouth to sell it.
I've been through this, been through this, been through this, been through this, been through this, been through this.
I got green moss growing on my back, people.
And I know what I'm talking about.
All right, I'm done.
Look, I didn't get into most of it.
But I did at least the deep dive.
You see how I get up here every day, and I go, you know, I got 20 stacks here, or 30 stacks here, or 40 stacks here, depending on the day, and I got 60-something videos, and, you know, if I just did one stack, it'd take hours.
Because it does.
Let me do one more, at least, before Chase comes in here.
But that's why they don't like this show, because I know what I'm talking about.
It's like there's a playing defense for them, and then also a watching on the sidelines while they do offense, and being like, yay, we gotta be all offense!