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Feb. 10, 2025 - Knowledge Fight
01:49:26
#1006: January 24, 2025

In this installment, Dan and Jordan continue their examination of the beginning of the second Trump term, as Alex declares Trump king of the world, discusses his perilous financial situation, and threatens the life of a high-schooler.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
29:20
d
dan friesen
46:52
j
jordan holmes
27:30
Appearances
Clips
d
donald j trump
00:02
l
larry klayman
00:02
m
mike adams
00:01
s
steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
It's time to pray.
donald j trump
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Thanks for holding us.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your word.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship with the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today is checking back in with the weird foods that are going to be eaten in 2025.
We've got a double shot today.
jordan holmes
A double shot?
dan friesen
Two foods that sucked.
jordan holmes
Okay, both of them full-on sucked.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
I've got two shotgun barrels full of ire for these food products.
unidentified
All right, all right.
dan friesen
The first?
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Red Bull.
Sure.
Iced Vanilla Berry.
What were they doing?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Are there scientists or are there just pitchmen someplace?
Do you know what I mean?
dan friesen
I think it has something to do with DMT drips and ayahuasca drips.
jordan holmes
Whenever you tell me something like that, I go into the physical motion of somebody going, hey, you know what we should do?
And then that comes out.
And then somebody else going, I've got a way.
No, you don't!
dan friesen
It's the winter variant.
Of it.
So, I mean, I guess the iced whatever.
The vanilla is a mistake.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I remember back when I used to get high a lot.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And I would think of, like, I remember the first time I heard about, like, a quesarito.
jordan holmes
Right!
dan friesen
And I was, I feel like...
Am I getting old?
Because I hear about, like, iced vanilla berry Red Bull, and I don't have the same excitement that I did back when I heard about a quesarito.
Or is it just a bad idea?
jordan holmes
I think experiences pile up, you know, and the more experiences you have, the harder it is to differentiate.
At the same time, man, that's a terrible idea.
You can sense, you can taste it when you hear about it, and it doesn't taste good.
dan friesen
It was bad drinking it, and then it was sitting on my desk, and I smelled the empty can.
I re-experienced it.
I don't like Red Bull necessarily to begin with, and it was made worse by the flavor.
jordan holmes
There are very few drinks that if you can smell them, it is a good thing.
You know, most drinks you should not be able to smell, especially not from a distance.
Yeah.
dan friesen
That'd be nice.
jordan holmes
Maybe a wine, something like that.
dan friesen
I don't know about from a distance.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
I don't know if you want wine from a distance.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
That's the thing.
Yes.
dan friesen
So then the second thing, very excited about these kettle chips.
jordan holmes
Jalapeno cranberry.
Oh, that's what they looked like.
Okay.
You told me about these chips.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
I think I mentioned it on an episode of the cat breakdown.
Maybe, or maybe that was before we recorded.
jordan holmes
Could have been.
dan friesen
But I was so excited about these jalapeno cranberry chips.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Because I've never seen cranberry as a potato chip flavor.
jordan holmes
Bananas.
dan friesen
Not good.
jordan holmes
Surprise!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Cal Supreme!
dan friesen
It's not very strong of a cranberry flavor, and I just was like, this is boring.
Cal just doesn't taste very good.
jordan holmes
I will tell you this.
I did not visualize those the way that they are.
dan friesen
What does that mean?
jordan holmes
I mean, I somehow saw them as like, you know how you can get apple chips where it's like desiccated apple slices?
dan friesen
You thought they were little tiny slices of cranberry?
jordan holmes
I swear to God, I kind of did.
dan friesen
Neither jalapenos nor cranberries are very big.
jordan holmes
Nope, nope, not big enough.
dan friesen
To dehydrate and make a chip out of.
jordan holmes
You know, but I mean, they're doing winter vanilla berry Red Bulls.
Who knows what they can do with cranberries these days?
dan friesen
I just had a great idea.
jordan holmes
Yeah?
dan friesen
Potato-flavored cranberries.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Flip it around on its head.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right, all right, I'm listening.
dan friesen
Cranberry chips, but potato-flavored.
jordan holmes
Right, I like this.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
I like this idea.
dan friesen
What's your breakfast?
jordan holmes
That's too many cranberries.
I forgot my bright spot now.
No, there's a new season of one of my favorite shows, and that is the Great Pottery Throwdown.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, God.
You tried to get me into that, and I just couldn't do it.
jordan holmes
You can't do it.
He cries all the time, but you know what?
After a while, so do you.
So do you.
Now I look at some of these fixtures.
I look at a toilet now sometimes, and I go, I can't.
Control the tears.
dan friesen
My problem wasn't the crying.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
No.
It was just overall.
It wasn't for me.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
It's fair.
dan friesen
I think that watching someone make pottery is slightly less intriguing than food, because I eat food.
I don't have a lot of pottery in my life.
Whereas your wife is an art teacher, so it kind of hits you a little bit closer.
jordan holmes
Definitely true.
I find it better for...
So I can't watch the British baking...
I can't do it.
They got too good.
You know what I mean?
dan friesen
Because it used to be all the amateur home bakers.
jordan holmes
It used to be like, hey, can you bake a cake?
I'll try, you know, and then you put some trees on it.
dan friesen
Someone might actually fail one of the challenges.
jordan holmes
Yes, absolutely!
But see, the thing about pottery is, is if you are great at pottery, you're already doing it.
So everybody, everybody, every time is just kind of like an amateur potter, and whenever they succeed, it really is amazing.
dan friesen
But I also think that even, like, some pro-potters probably fail sometimes.
jordan holmes
Pottery is extremely hard.
dan friesen
They fail all the time.
Spinning in the kiln and everything.
jordan holmes
They fail all the time.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
So even if you did have really high-level people there, there's a little bit more danger.
jordan holmes
Totally.
And one of the things that they always say is like, hey, frankly, you never know what's going to come out of the kiln.
And you're like, no, you're professionals.
And they're like, no, you genuinely don't.
We make a million of these.
Sometimes they just explode and there's no difference.
There's no reason.
It's just God.
And you're like, okay, fair enough.
dan friesen
And that's why the man cries.
And that's why the man cries.
Because God is in every piece of clay.
jordan holmes
It makes sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think maybe I just listened to too much jars of clay when I was younger.
jordan holmes
Well, there's a lot of God in there, too.
dan friesen
Do you remember their hit?
jordan holmes
No, I don't.
dan friesen
Rain, rain on my face.
No.
Hasn't stopped raining for days.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
Oh, man.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
Yeah.
unidentified
We're going to be talking about January 24th, 2025.
dan friesen
All right.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
We're continuing our march through Alex's...
time after the inauguration.
Right.
unidentified
And I think that there's a value in, uh, you know, this is an important time.
dan friesen
Sure.
unidentified
This is as, as much as his coverage on January 6th is like sort of a document of this Sure.
dan friesen
Sure.
After the inauguration is an artifact.
It's a moment.
jordan holmes
You know, I don't disagree with you.
And I think a lot of that, though, is in some respects, like, it should be so much more of a moment.
That's kind of the thing that I'm feeling, is like, it is like a diamond that's imploded, and you're like, that is...
dan friesen
Well, I think the diamond, as it implodes, is having a realization that...
Shit.
I'm probably in a position now where I'm gonna...
I'm going to be looked pretty poorly upon by history.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I got what I wanted, and it's going to be bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Have you ever made a deal with the devil?
dan friesen
I did not really think this was going to work.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And now Elon Musk is essentially overthrowing the government.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I'm getting exactly what I want out of this whole thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that Faust guy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I think that's really fascinating on a sort of human drama kind of level.
Of Alex having to zombie walk through, essentially, him becoming the antithesis of what he's supposed to be.
And having to rationalize that.
jordan holmes
The worst thing that ever happened to me was that I got everything I ever wanted.
dan friesen
Yes.
And it has affected the world.
jordan holmes
It has destroyed the world, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Functionally, it's over with.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So we'll talk about the 24th, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new waltz.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Lucky Psycho enjoys homebrewing, so everybody, he gives a little shaky to me.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Maddie from Washington, Halloween nap queen, spooky bitch, eat the rich.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And happy birthday, Becky.
All hail Celine, Emerus, and Nancy.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And we got a technical credit in the mix, Jordan.
So thank you so much to my raptor princess of a wife.
Used your show in her graduate level law class, and I love her for it.
Thank you so much.
I guess I'll play the raptor drop then.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Four stars.
unidentified
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
alex jones
I'll barbecue your ass.
mike adams
It's over for humanity.
alex jones
You're a beautiful soul.
They're coming for your balls.
Well, I piss all over your god.
Very few people crap in the pool unless they're babies.
I piss all over the state.
larry klayman
Make it a practice of calling people pieces of garbage.
unidentified
When they are.
jordan holmes
Comet!
unidentified
As you see fit.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Man, that one hits so much better these days.
dan friesen
Well, it's been a while.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I wish we could go back to those times.
dan friesen
Those days of Roger Stone being a dick to Larry Klayman in his opposition.
jordan holmes
God damn, the world was better when that was going on.
dan friesen
I mean, shit still sucked, but there was an innocence to it.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
There was a sense of joie de vivre.
jordan holmes
There's something beautiful in that pile of shit.
dan friesen
So we start here on the 24th and Alex is giving Trump a grade on how he's done so far.
jordan holmes
Four days and he's already getting a grade?
dan friesen
It's a pretty good grade.
alex jones
Okay.
unidentified
And if I had to give him a scale of 1 to 100, I would give him about 150 right now.
alex jones
If he didn't have Sam Holt, who is a definite Bill Gates 2.0, total Democratic I'd give him a 200.
I mean, so, so, this is...
Unbelievably fabulous.
I can't even sleep.
I slept three hours last night, and I am not tired.
I am bouncing off the walls.
I've had two cups of coffee, but I've been up since 3 a.m., went to bed at midnight.
I woke up at like 3.05.
dan friesen
Okay, so 200 out of 100, but it's bumped down to 150 because of Sam Altman hanging around because he's Bill Gates 2.0.
jordan holmes
I guess that makes no sense.
dan friesen
Nope.
And these are the same sort of folks that like to yell about participation trophies.
You can't give 110%.
jordan holmes
I mean...
I was just, I'm just thinking, as far as my understanding of grading goes, unless we're, I mean, I guess maybe we're in a new semester metaphorically, so the old grades don't count, because I feel like having ISIS up your dirty asshole, and never having pulled it out, as far as I'm aware.
dan friesen
No, that was sophomore year, we're now into junior.
jordan holmes
Right, right, but they're still up there, man.
You know, so that's gotta be, it would bump me down to at least a 95. Like, you get five fewer points, you can never get a full 100 until...
Until you pull ISIS out of your asshole.
dan friesen
Here's the way I would look at it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That ISIS being up your dirty asshole is a behavioral issue.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So maybe you get a Saturday detention or something like that.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
But it doesn't affect your grade.
No.
The grade doesn't carry over some kind of demerit into the next term.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
That's fair.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think you start at zero.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Okay.
So clean slate.
dan friesen
Alex better hope.
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess.
dan friesen
Certainly the way he's acting.
jordan holmes
I guess.
dan friesen
And so I guess there's been a couple assignments and Trump has done some extra credit.
jordan holmes
Sure, maybe.
dan friesen
Great.
So he's been all offense.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
So far.
I think that's pretty accurate.
alex jones
Trump had to go on total offense or the deep state would reconstitute and block him and us and destroy him.
And I have harped on this to Trump and to his top people.
And to his family, and to his ex-wife, I mean, everybody.
Behind the scenes.
And of course, they understood that.
They didn't mean to tell him, but they need to be reminded that it's not the number one issue, it's everything.
You must go on total offense and just disrupt the bad guys so much and hit them with so much up front that...
Their propaganda commanders will just pick an issue or two, always something mindless like Elon's hailing Hitler, you know, silly stuff like that, or that Trump's going to kill the migrants, made up stuff like that.
And then, meanwhile, he's hit them with, let's not exaggerate, 200 serious uppercuts, right hooks, and powerhouse Slams and spinning back kicks.
unidentified
Suplex.
alex jones
And pile drivers.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Give three more examples.
alex jones
We did the best job of anybody in the last four days trying to cover it all, and I didn't hit half of it.
dan friesen
He didn't hit shit.
jordan holmes
No, I don't recall him hitting anything.
dan friesen
He's done the best job of covering all the stuff Trump's done.
He has not done half of it, I can tell you that for sure.
Alex is totally right, though, that Trump had to go fully on offense in order to push his agenda through, because if people had time to understand and respond to the things his administration was doing, they would not support a lot of these actions.
If Alex took the time to reckon with all the things he's supporting or hand-waving, he couldn't possibly defend himself, so it's important to move quick.
This is how really bad leaders who want to consolidate power work.
They take advantage of the fact that a large portion of their opposition actually cares about the issues they're arguing over and by antagonizing the points that matter, you can overwhelm people to the point where it's very difficult for them to react.
You get overwhelmed and burdened by overstimulation.
For instance, a lot of folks sincerely care about trans people's right to exist, and therefore they take the attempts this administration is making to erase them to be disturbing and something that needs to be fought back against.
Trump's administration can force government agencies to remove any recognition of these identities, and people will be rightly upset about that.
The problem is that by the time anyone's able to respond to it, Trump has already given Elon Musk the keys to the government and said that he wants to take over Gaza so he can, quote, clean it out.
We've already been through this, and we have every reason to know that this is how things were gonna go.
Trump has a style of making a mess, then when people are noticing the mess he's made, he's making another mess to distract from the first mess.
It's not unsurprising.
I think the level of some of it has been a little shocking, but that's just personal probably.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, if I was going to be mad at anybody about this, it would be the opposition.
This was all you had prepared?
We've known this was coming for quite some time.
We've known exactly how it was going to work for quite some time.
This strategy is so obvious, Alex Jones figured it out.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is obvious, but it's also kind of slippery.
jordan holmes
Sure.
No, totally.
dan friesen
Because it is exploiting the fact that you care about something.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
And that you are right to care about that thing.
jordan holmes
I am not saying that there's not an understandable reason for being caught off guard.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But at the same time, there's an understandable reason for losing a basketball game.
And it might be because you didn't play very well.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Or it might be the shoes.
jordan holmes
It could be the shoes.
dan friesen
It might be the rolled gold pretzels.
jordan holmes
Should have practiced, should have prepared, should have watched tape.
Any number of reasons that maybe...
You would have a better response in the first few days.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's funny that Alex thinks he advised Trump on any of this stuff, though.
Like, it's literally Roger Stone's motto to always be on offense.
And Roger's known Trump a lot longer than Alex's dumbass.
And another point.
Trump's ex-wife, Ivana, died in 2022 and was weirdly buried in Trump's golf course in New Jersey that isn't a cemetery.
So Alex has to be talking about the other ex-wife, Marla Maples.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound true.
dan friesen
Is Alex hanging out with Marla Maples?
jordan holmes
That can't possibly be true.
dan friesen
I think it's conceivable.
jordan holmes
Maybe he's been playing golf with a ghost.
dan friesen
That makes sense.
jordan holmes
That actually does make a lot of sense.
dan friesen
He has those skills.
jordan holmes
I mean, if anybody does, it's...
Well, Tucker can't get ghosts.
Tucker only gets demons, and I think we all know because ghosts think he's a nerd.
dan friesen
Hurley from Lost?
jordan holmes
Right.
End of list.
dan friesen
So, Trump got 150 out of 100.
jordan holmes
I really would be ashamed if I had my tongue that far up a man's ass, I would be like, this is too far.
dan friesen
But do you think it can go further?
jordan holmes
I don't think so, but somehow you might tell me otherwise.
dan friesen
What if you were to rate him again?
alex jones
Since I got in the office a few hours ago, 30, 40 other big developments?
And my job, in my mind, is to try to...
Do I just skim over each one and at least get to all of it, or do I pick a few things and deep dive?
I try to do a mix.
But first, the 35,000-foot view.
If I was giving Trump a report card on how he's doing on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give him a 20. There's a few things I'm concerned about.
jordan holmes
Do we understand fractions?
alex jones
Sam Altman's Central.
You talk about Bill Gates 2.0, he's hit.
Uber bad.
Not just all the evidence on him, which is overwhelming, but just the final most important factor, the vibe.
The vibe.
dan friesen
I would give Alex a D for math.
And I dropped out of high school.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
Alex is creating Sam Altman here as a convenient scapegoat character, and this serves a couple of important purposes.
The first is that Elon Musk is Alex's hero saving the world, and he's heavily involved in the tech and AI sector.
Sam Altman is also in that area, so by creating a villain who exists in a lot of the same spaces as your hero Elon, it's easy to just take negative things about Elon and pretend that Altman's secretly the person who's doing them, so he'll fill that role.
And the second is kind of more personal.
Alex needs to look like he's not a sniveling worm bootlicker who's just running around giving Trump 200% scores on all his report cards and not being analytical about things at all.
In his first few days in office, Trump did a ton of shit that Alex is supposed to be opposed to based on the character he's pretended to be on air for his whole career.
Trump's actions violate what are supposed to be principles Alex has about tyranny and state power, but he never really had those principles to begin with.
If Alex talked about the specifics of a lot of the stuff that Trump's doing, he'd have to wrestle with how stupid he sounds.
For example, his career is essentially built on yelling about how the government is being controlled by unelected bureaucrats, but now it's cool for Elon Musk to wield this level of power as an unelected bureaucrat just because he's doing what Alex likes him to do.
Alex knows that this shit is stupid, and it makes him look like a complete idiot.
So he needs to create fake complaints about Trump to mask the fact that there isn't any real criticism about him to make that wouldn't be self-indicting.
Focusing on Sam Altman is the way that Alex is choosing to pretend to be critical at this point.
And then the third kind of function that it fits is like, all your villains are boring.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
What do they got?
No one cares about Klaus Schwab.
Fauci's retired.
Bill Gates doesn't give people the juices flowing anymore.
You got nothing.
Soros doesn't scare people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, it feels like what they really want, as far as a narrative is concerned, is something more like a feudal situation, you know?
Like, our lord is better than your lord, that kind of thing.
You know, like, oh, Elon Musk is cool because he owns our city where we're...
dan friesen
Poor serfs.
jordan holmes
And Sam Altman sucks because he owns that city where everybody's poor serfs.
dan friesen
Well, it's like a show, like a drama reality show, but futile.
jordan holmes
Yeah, 100%.
dan friesen
That's what you see, the impulse.
jordan holmes
It does, it feels like, like, whenever I've watched British people talk about the royal...
British people.
And they sound insane to me, you know?
I go, like, that sounds insane.
But now, listening to the way these people talk about Trump and Elon Musk, it's like, oh, you like to transpose your reality shows into real life sometimes.
That's kind of what it is.
dan friesen
And kind of have the characters that you project yourself into.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is what I would be if I was a good king.
Like, what?
dan friesen
Speaking of which, what do you think about Ivar?
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
On traitors.
jordan holmes
I am surprised.
I am surprised.
And then I was immediately very much not surprised.
I was like, this British lord is taking these uncomfortable things very well.
And then my next thought was, he is a British lord.
Uncomfortable things have been taken.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He might be plotting a lot of their murders when he gets back to the hotel.
jordan holmes
Very possible.
dan friesen
But in real life, not in the game.
jordan holmes
Right, yeah.
dan friesen
But he seems chill.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he does.
dan friesen
So Trump made some moves about FEMA.
And so Alex talks a little bit about that.
jordan holmes
All right.
alex jones
As I told you yesterday, my sources said, you're really going to like what happens tomorrow.
Trump's going to take FEMA to the woodshed with executive orders and the BLM and the national forest groups.
The state of California, with a bunch of executive orders dealing with fire mitigation and other disaster mitigation, like hurricanes and the DEI response in North Carolina and other areas.
He's already done that already just now.
So that part came true.
My sources were accurate.
Just like I have other sources that told me before anybody else, four days before, that RFK Jr. was going to endorse him, and they would do it at a rally on Friday.
And they did it.
It was going to be L.A., but they moved it to Tucson.
The only part I got wrong was that, because it changed.
They moved it?
They just changed something.
dan friesen
So if you're listening to this show, you would have literally no idea what Trump did in relation to FEMA or any kind of disaster management organization.
I guess I'm supposed to understand that you got rid of DEI and hurricane responses.
You learn nothing from this show, because Alex doesn't really even know what Trump did and doesn't care.
But I want to talk about Alex's understanding of accuracy here.
He said that RFK was going to endorse Trump at this rally in L.A., which was presumably based on what this source told him.
That changed, and the endorsement ended up happening in Tucson.
So Alex was wrong.
If we assume that any of this is real, the source was right when they gave Alex the information.
And you could even be generous and say that it's possible that when Alex conveyed the information to the audience, it was accurate, but it turned out to be wrong.
And that's okay.
That happens all the time, and this doesn't even rank in terms of the sins Alex commits with information.
There's no problem with him just letting that go, but he has a defensiveness where he needs to insist he was actually still right about this, and it's so unnecessary.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he shouldn't be concerned.
Like, these are the things that he shouldn't be concerned with.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Like, he's all about truth with a capital T. These details of, like, blah, blah, blah.
No, what matters is I knew RFK was going to endorse him.
That's what's important.
dan friesen
But you were talking about you knew where he was going to endorse him.
That was wrong.
You were wrong about that.
And look, I've done a thousand episodes of a podcast about him.
I would never nitpick on that level.
I would be like, oh, they changed the location or the information that you got prior was, you know, it changed.
That happens.
I would respond to him acting like this.
Not about making a very understandable and sincere mistake.
So anyway.
State's rights?
jordan holmes
What about him?
dan friesen
Trump loves him.
jordan holmes
I believe that.
alex jones
And he hasn't unveiled the details of what he's going to do to FEMA, but I was basically already told.
So he's going to expose the bureaucrats, clean up FEMA, clean up the National Forest Service, and go after the state of California, spotlight what they did, announce a bunch of federal mitigation with an emergency to override Newsom.
Blocking water that's in the state and federal lands in those big mountain reservoirs and call for an investigation by the federal government of what went on because Newsom can't be trusted to run his own investigation that he's launched.
And I was told more.
I mean, I wasn't told more.
There's more, too, but just let people know.
dan friesen
You could be forgiven if you've forgotten the days of Alex's passion for states' rights.
I guess when his guys are in charge, there's a lot less of the let's make states repass the 10th Amendment or whatever, and there's a lot more the centralized power authority should dictate how states can run.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that does tend to happen.
dan friesen
It's very strange how these principles are so easy to violate for him, and yet, if there's ever a president he doesn't like again...
States' rights are going to be so important he's going to forget that he ever cheered on Trump federalizing California.
jordan holmes
The Constitution is the most important document in the world.
So important.
dan friesen
Also, if I were Alex, I would really be starting to worry about the possibility that he's getting worked by sources.
If you're a journalist or reporter and your source is telling you, like, hey, let people know, you really should start questioning if you're, like, a dupe to them and they're just using you to put out whatever they want.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
Yeah, sometimes you're not so much a source as you are a press release.
dan friesen
And sometimes people can use you for their advantage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it makes it look like you're telling them and it's not a press release.
dan friesen
There's that angle, or people could be just fucking with you.
Like in pro wrestling, they do that a lot.
jordan holmes
It is fun.
And as we've seen, he can just say any old bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why not?
dan friesen
Yeah, we're still dealing with that Ebola outbreak.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And aliens.
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The aliens.
jordan holmes
Oh, the aliens haven't even gone away yet.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Trump hasn't even gotten rid of the aliens.
dan friesen
Well, and then everyone died from the vaccine.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And there were, like, all of those human trash robots that went around and soil and greened everyone.
jordan holmes
See, here's the thing for me.
Like, if I'm in...
Soylent Greening, everybody, has already happened.
If I'm in Aliens Are Real, if I'm in, you know, this world, I'm thinking, you know what?
I let go of a lot of stuff, and I just focus on those fucking med beds.
If these things are true...
There are med beds, and you said that Trump could make them happen for us.
So everybody, let's shut up about everything else.
I want those med beds.
dan friesen
Well, I know they're real.
I saw Elysium.
jordan holmes
See, that's what I'm saying.
Let's everybody get together and get those med beds.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Elysium told us that they were real.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Trump had some other things that he did.
Something about CBDCs, Central Bank Digital Currencies.
jordan holmes
I did not know that that's what that stood for.
dan friesen
They banned them.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
alex jones
And then, of course, he signed an executive order banning Central Bank Digital Currencies, a major blow to the Private Federal Reserve.
I'll explain more on that.
I shot a quick report on that last night.
I'm glad people thought it was important, because it is.
As of this morning, I just glanced.
There was 60 million views on X of that report, which tells me you don't think it's important, because it is.
I'll give you a little more on that.
dan friesen
Okay, man.
Congrats on the hits.
So Trump did ban making the dollar digital, which Alex, he can have fun celebrating that, but it's actually really stupid.
Alex wants this to be a situation where Trump said that the central banks can't create a digital retail currency in order to replace the physical dollar.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The issue is that while some countries' central banks have opted to explore that kind of thing, the U.S. really has never had that much interest in CBDCs in terms of retail use.
The main advantage to them is for government to government or between government and company transactions.
As technology advances, that's just something that's going to be used by governments all around the world.
It really oversimplifies transaction rates between currencies and all that shit.
Opting out of this thing just gives China a wide open playing field to dominate that space and will not be able to catch up.
It's kind of self-defeating in a lot of ways, but Alex is celebrating it.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
Because there's the imagined idea that the short-term benefit of this is like, hey, we're not going to get involved in this system, so no one will ever develop that system, because the dollar's not in it.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
As opposed to, no, we'll fall behind, or it will be created without us, and we'll be...
Kind of an island.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, that was always interesting.
I like it whenever money and technology start moving super fast because it's like, oh, then we'll never catch up.
And then two years later, it's like, oh, nobody's ever used that ever again.
We just don't use it anymore.
You know, it's so bananas what might hit and what might not.
dan friesen
Yeah, like augmented reality glasses.
jordan holmes
Yeah, somebody might invent a better transaction system tomorrow because that's how fast or how slow things work.
I have no idea.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, and a lot of these are not fully functional systems, but there's a lot of things that show some progress and some promise.
And I can't imagine a reason why people wouldn't end up using them.
I can see a reason why you wouldn't use them to replace your dollar in a day-to-day transaction.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But I can't imagine why...
jordan holmes
No, it's...
dan friesen
International businesses wouldn't.
jordan holmes
Sometimes it boggles my mind whenever it's like, you're banning a tool.
You're not banning...
Like, the reason that people exploit it is because they have exploiting things.
You can't ban a hammer because sometimes...
Oh, no hammers.
You know, it's like that...
No, it's a tool.
dan friesen
For tooling.
Alex understands that fully well in terms of guns.
jordan holmes
Right?
Makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
So Trump did some other things.
He's getting to all the hits.
alex jones
Trump pardons 23 pro-life activists that just peacefully prayed outside of mortuaries.
dan friesen
That's not true.
So Trump did pardon these 23 people, but they didn't just quietly pray peacefully outside abortion clinics.
jordan holmes
On their knees, hands clasped together.
dan friesen
Silently.
jordan holmes
Give us this day our daily bread.
dan friesen
Many of them physically blocked people from entering the clinics in question, and one of them had five fetuses in jars in her home when she was arrested.
jordan holmes
I do recall that one.
dan friesen
Those fetuses came from somewhere, and I think that place was stolen.
alex jones
Probably.
dan friesen
She stole them.
jordan holmes
Probably.
dan friesen
Physically assaulting people seeking reproductive health care is the same thing as quietly praying in protest to Alex because he wants people trying to get abortions to be physical.
Yeah, you know, that whole fetuses inside the home thing...
jordan holmes
Made me kind of question, like, maybe we're dealing with these people in kind of the wrong way.
That person's crazy.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're very strange.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not saying that it's crazy to be against abortion or anything, but I am saying that there's something else going on that has nothing to do with abortion.
dan friesen
I think I strongly believe in access to reproductive health care.
jordan holmes
Agreed.
dan friesen
But I also think that it is possible for people to have differences of opinion.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't think it's possible to have differences of opinion about having five fetuses.
jordan holmes
It is not.
It's not.
It's not.
You just can't do it.
There's just no way.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Maybe!
That's how crazy it is to have five, is that I guess it's pushed the Overton window so far that maybe I will accept one.
dan friesen
Well, see, here's my thinking on one.
If you are an anti-abortion activist, then maybe you want to have it as a demonstration tool.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
So like a science class skeleton.
Or this is your, you drank too much soda liver or whatever.
dan friesen
If you have one, I kind of, I think you're still strange.
jordan holmes
Very creepy.
dan friesen
But I kind of get it.
If you got five, it's like, what are you, lending them out to other people doing presentations?
jordan holmes
There's no way that the five is more, there's no better than four.
There's no like, oh, well, I had four, but I just couldn't.
With only four.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's no way that you get around it.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
That's too many.
There's no answer to the question, what could you be doing with this fetus that I would, one, believe from you, right?
Like, whatever you tell me, I can't believe you.
You have five fetuses in your house.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And there's no possible answer that your response would then be like, oh, that's cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No.
Doesn't happen.
dan friesen
You know what?
Makes sense.
Seemed weird at first.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know what?
But now you've talked me off the ledge of it's wrong to have five fetuses.
dan friesen
It's more likely that you take a sip of, like, iced vanilla berry and you're like, he got me.
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It could be worse.
dan friesen
I thought this sounded insane, but it's actually okay.
That's more likely.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Five fetus lady.
Anyway, Alex has some headlines, and I just was, as I was listening to this, I'm like, I was pondering whether or not this show is serious.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Of course, the horrible man-made global warming and climate change is so horrible, life-threatening cold weather to expand southward across the nation, impacting 235 million people.
Record cold.
The ice caps are bigger than ever.
It's the absolute lies.
We've got interesting little things here that just illustrate how the old kleptocratic, arrogant deep state's in trouble.
Washington insider Meghan McCain says her Reputable sources confirm Obama divorce rumors and that that's happening.
Tom Homan offers epic response to defiant illegal immigrant who said he's not going back to Haiti.
The one saying, F Trump, we love you Obama, we love you Biden.
And a big stack of developments there.
dan friesen
So in the span of about one minute, Alex presented three headlines.
The first was a lie and a fundamental misunderstanding of climate change.
The third was a celebration of a federal official clapping back at a clip of a person who's apparently not happy about being deported that ended up being popular on social media.
jordan holmes
Makes sense.
dan friesen
And then the second is Alex reporting that the Obamas are apparently getting divorced based on something unnamed sources told Meghan McCain, someone who Alex hates and thinks is demon possessed.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
My point is that this show, I think it's stupid.
There's literally no chance that Alex organized this information at all before getting on camera.
This is just a guy riffing on whatever dumb shit his staff printed off Twitter that morning.
You can't possibly have that lineup of headlines and it be an intentional thing.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
There's no way.
jordan holmes
No, that is if he was on a magazine rack as I was walking out of a less reputable Walgreens.
I would be like, oh yeah, it's the National Enquirer telling me that aliens are abducting people.
That makes sense.
dan friesen
But it would have to be multiple different issues of different National Enquirers.
jordan holmes
That were cut and pasted together and then mailed to me with letters that said, I won't allow you to see your daughter ever again.
dan friesen
It has no coherent structure to it.
There's no editorial...
jordan holmes
No, it's just a blast.
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just happening.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So Alex talks a little bit about Trump and why he's so powerful.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I think he does touch on something that makes some sense.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
For people that don't understand why Trump's so powerful, it's not just that he has the people behind him during a global awakening.
It's not just that he's smart and been through hell for nine years.
It's that the United States, with the British Empire, set up the UN, set up the global government, and that it was designed to collapse us slowly and absorb us into it and get rid of all the nation states.
But if we get a patriot in there at the 11th hour, which we've done, we tried, it built the runway eight years ago to springboard now, and it worked out with the enemy exposing themselves and fighting us and brutalizing people.
To really reveal themselves the last four years.
To now just wake the public up so they were ready for the change.
And wake up Trump to a higher degree.
And Elon Musk and everybody else was all part of that process.
We were just there way before.
And foresaw all of this.
That because the U.S. still had control of the corporate global government systems.
Administratively.
Sure, European Union.
Robber barons, the Rothschilds, own the most stock in the private Federal Reserve and its subsidiaries.
But the command and control muscle is through the federal government and its agencies and the interlocking think tanks and NGOs and foundations that create the policy that's then implemented by the agencies.
But if you cut off...
The Rockefeller Foundations and the Carnegie Foundation and the Ford Foundation and the Tavistock Institute and the other groups that are creating the policy for the OECD corporate global government system that collapses nations one at a time.
It's done with the third world.
Now moving on to the first world, if the public becomes aware of that operation and then simply cuts the command and control off from the unlawful corporate.
Governmental bureaucracy, then you can use that command and control system.
I hope not to create an imperial American empire.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
alex jones
Instead of being a globalist empire, it becomes an American empire.
It doesn't mean the U.S. won't be dominant.
doesn't mean that we won't then culturally 1776 worldwide that I talked about for 20 years of soft power and intellectual dominance to help the world and again be the example of what to be not what not So Alex is saying a lot of words there, but what this boils down to is that Trump is powerful because he's willing to abuse power and he doesn't care about the effects that has.
dan friesen
Alex can dress this shit up all he wants, but he can't really talk his way around supporting Trump in pretty much like...
He's being everything that he's pretended to oppose about the globalists.
There's very heavy overlap there.
And there's no way to just explain that away.
It definitely feels like if you were someone who is sincerely against imperialism, you wouldn't choose as your savior someone who might bring about the resurgence of American imperialism.
It seems like that's a huge unnecessary risk to take when you could find yourself a patriot who's staunchly opposed to imperialism instead of a bully who seems to want to annex Canada.
The question of why Trump is so powerful is that he's a bully and he doesn't care.
Ron Paul didn't care about anyone else and would sentence the rest of the world to death if it meant saving corporations money, but he wasn't a bully, which is why he could never really make the most out of this right-wing fanbase that he could have tapped into.
He was out of sync with the base's desire to elect an asshole.
And Alex can pretend Obama was some kind of tyrant all he wants, but you listen to this and you kind of know that Alex understands that at his core, Obama was deeply conciliatory and that Trump can't afford to make that same mistake.
That's more or less what you're getting at.
Trump has the power of the federal government and there's muscle and command and control.
He has the military.
That's what he's saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there is a certain element of a circular repudiation slash reinforcement of Obama's mistakes.
For one thing, if you didn't want Trump to arise, then Obama should have used more bullying executive tactics that Trump is using now.
Right.
But that would be doing the thing that he was trying to not do.
Or at least trying to stop other people from doing.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So it was essentially him saying, well, I can't do that.
And then Trump doing it, thus proving that you could have done it.
But at the same time, because Trump does it, you can tell that you're not supposed to do it.
Because if Trump is doing it, you shouldn't be doing it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You imagine and you hope for the existence of another way to be assertive and not a bully.
Right.
That's possible.
So, Trump is taking command.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The globalist infrastructure is his.
jordan holmes
That's right.
Boy, that was a lot of words that he said.
dan friesen
Command and control.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was a lot of words he said for no good reason.
dan friesen
Rothschild's got stocks and banks and stuff, but Trump has the military.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
That's basically a lot of it.
jordan holmes
Shorten it.
dan friesen
But, yeah, this is a real problem for Alex, I think.
That is that he's...
Directly saying that Trump has control of the globalist infrastructure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does feel like that.
alex jones
Trump is in command of the globalist infrastructure.
And now he understands that if he just gets control, and he's in the first five days doing it, and rolling them back, and not being intimidated, not caring what they say, and just with confidence marching in there with loyal people who aren't going to put up with anybody's BS inside the government.
He has a mandate.
And all they got is, we're Hitler.
They're out of bullets.
None of it works.
It's all crap.
So, I've done the 35,000 foot view, and I'm going to get into it more later, but nobody else is explaining this.
Nobody else is stating this.
And I don't want to be the person that has the most advanced 360 analysis.
jordan holmes
Don't worry.
alex jones
I know there are people that understand this.
jordan holmes
You're safe.
alex jones
A lot of them on the bad guy side.
And quite a few now in the Trump orbit are actually transcending the false political paradigms that have been put out there as a smokescreen.
We're not in the fog of the mainline political distraction.
That's all just there to confuse you and distract you.
We are operating with historical Current real-time and spiritual radar, sonar, infrared.
It doesn't matter the enemy tries to shroud things in darkness.
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We see all.
alex jones
But whereas I only have a limited power, but a shard of God's consciousness, what I focus on, I can know all, but only on that.
dan friesen
You're not drunk enough to pull this off.
This is not landing.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
But also, if Trump is now in charge of the globalist infrastructure, it seems like there's literally no excuse for them to pop up as villains ever again.
jordan holmes
Absolutely impossible.
dan friesen
Seems like this is probably a little narrative flourish that Alex is not going to hold himself to in the future, otherwise...
I think he's going to have a tough time telling stories.
jordan holmes
I mean, he has essentially just said that my all-time enemy has been defeated.
Completely.
dan friesen
Well, and the infrastructure of control and the devil's plot that goes back to the beginning of time has been seized by Trump.
Trump has taken control of all of the shit that the devil has built.
So now, I mean, the devil doesn't have it anymore.
jordan holmes
So now what?
dan friesen
I guess people can go bat at Alex, but they don't have the command and control system or anything.
jordan holmes
Does the devil have backups?
Does he have an underground?
Maybe he has a volcano island.
dan friesen
He must.
jordan holmes
He's got to have something.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I just think that this is a corner that Alex isn't going to want to be backed into.
jordan holmes
You only win when the movie's over.
You don't win three quarters of the way through the movie and then everybody just stands around going like, oh, well, now what do we do?
dan friesen
Well, he's doing a lot of work trying to deploy Sam Altman as a compelling villain that can be like the deep state was or he can be the face of the new deep state kind of conspiracies.
But if Trump has control of the globalist infrastructure, which Alex literally said.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know what kind of a threat anyone could pose.
jordan holmes
The globalist infrastructure was the threat.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
To have it under your control is to neutralize said threat.
dan friesen
Or the only possible villain is Trump and Elon Musk.
jordan holmes
Right!
dan friesen
Those are the only possible villains.
jordan holmes
The secret truth is that they were the bad guys all along.
dan friesen
Oh no.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's a blaxploitation film.
dan friesen
Alex gives us a little bit of a history lesson.
jordan holmes
I don't...
dan friesen
No?
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
You don't have a lot of faith?
alex jones
I laid out information in the last 30 minutes that we'll clip out in the next 30 minutes and post to X. And I revealed the public...
Nope.
And the fact that...
jordan holmes
Public secret.
alex jones
In the last few years, finally understood that the people giving him the advice that I just gave you are dead on.
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And that...
alex jones
The only way to stop our enemies is to admit there's this private corporate global government.
jordan holmes
I admit that.
alex jones
Admit the government of the United States of America has been running it.
jordan holmes
Admit it.
alex jones
Admit that the big globalist NGOs under the direction of the think tanks that are funded and controlled by the big tax-free foundations that set up this plan at the turn of the century.
jordan holmes
Is there something to admit?
alex jones
25 years ago to counter the Sherman Antitrust Act.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
And to establish a global corporate government.
jordan holmes
What am I admitting?
alex jones
And so you get the Federal Reserve Act in 1913, the National Security Act in 47, the completion of the coup in 63 with the killing of Kennedy.
And then we move into where we are today as they try to consolidate and cement their power.
jordan holmes
Who killed Kennedy again?
alex jones
While they leverage it out to control the world.
America was supposed to fade away and be part of this global system and be a third world district.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
But if we could get a populist in that understood that before they did it, you then get full control over that whole system.
jordan holmes
Am I admitting that?
alex jones
The Anglo-American empire.
That's what it's called in their own documents.
That's why when Putin addresses the West, he says, are the Anglo-Americans...
Are doing this, and they're doing that, and they want to get us out of the way because we're in the way of their world government and their empire.
I mean, all the real leaders and academics, this is just a fact.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's just a fact.
It's just a fact.
jordan holmes
What am I admitting here?
dan friesen
Something about the Sherman Antitrust Act?
jordan holmes
I feel like I was supposed to...
I began with the first thing we have to do is you have to admit this, you have to admit this.
We had two full things that you had to admit.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Then we started on the third thing that I needed to admit.
dan friesen
It got extended away.
jordan holmes
And then we never admitted anything.
dan friesen
Well, you have to admit that the Sherman Antitrust Act happened.
jordan holmes
I guess, yeah.
dan friesen
And then I guess the globalists are all a response to the Sherman Antitrust Act?
jordan holmes
I guess I, but even if I'm admitting that, I'm confused as to how that is going to help move us forward.
dan friesen
So the Sherman Antitrust Act.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The globalists organized in opposition to that.
But that doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes
I admit that it doesn't make sense.
dan friesen
Because opposition to the Sherman Antitrust Act is more like what the John Birch Society types would prefer.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't understand this.
Also, it doesn't seem like on the devil's level.
You know what I mean?
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, it does seem a little bit on the lesser side.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I was just talking about the fog of politics and how he sees in the dark with sonar.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
You're talking about the Sherman Antitrust Act?
jordan holmes
I guess I admit it.
Oh boy.
dan friesen
So I think that if there's one change you can definitely see in Alex's tone after the inauguration, it's a desire to see Trump wield the weapons of the globalists.
He's repeatedly hitting this beat where he talks about the globalists setting up a tyrannical system, then you get a patriot in at the last second, and you get to use the system that the globalists set up.
This should be a huge problem for Alex's audience because the system existing was supposed to be the problem, not who was in charge of it.
It would be fine, I guess, if Alex could say with a straight face that Trump was taking this power in order to bequeath it and make sure that no one can hold that kind of power again.
But Alex can't pull off that level of swing without.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I believe his preferred style of government is very similar to a mushroom spore landing on an insect, making the insect climb all the way up a tree, and then exploding.
With more mushrooms.
dan friesen
Yeah, but being mean while you do it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a good point.
The mushrooms don't really have it out for you.
That's the problem.
dan friesen
Being a dick to other ants.
jordan holmes
Being a real piece of shit on the way out.
Yeah, okay.
dan friesen
So, you know, maybe earlier when Alex said that Trump took control of that stuff, maybe he already has realized that was a really bad idea.
jordan holmes
And he's already figured out that he shouldn't have taken control of that stuff?
dan friesen
Maybe I should walk it back.
jordan holmes
Good call.
dan friesen
But also walk that back a little bit while I'm walking it back.
jordan holmes
Why would you not?
alex jones
And some people will spin when I said and say, oh, Trump's in charge of the New World Order now.
Trump's in charge of globalism.
No.
It's a control system.
So you can't just take over and act like the federal government doesn't run that too.
Trump is understanding he is not just the king of America.
The return of the king, Musk, posted on X. I'm sorry?
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
alex jones
No, he's the king of the world.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
If he continues down the line he's on, and I don't mean that in a totalitarian or dictatorial way, the globalists are an unelected tyrannical imperial royal system.
I mean, if you look at who the EU commission has been headed up by, they're all royalty.
Herman von Rumpi, look into him.
dan friesen
So I'm really glad that Alex clarified that this, you didn't mean that King of the World as some kind of dictator thing or King of the World kind of way.
It's a relief to know that it's chill.
Super cool.
alex jones
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
You know what's great about humans is that this is the moment, listening to that would be the moment in a sci-fi story where you'd be like, aha, I know it's a robot because you can't hold all of those thoughts in your head at the same time, and then they explode.
Like, none of that would, robots can't do that shit.
Nope, can't do it.
Heads explode.
dan friesen
So Alex also keeps mixing up his EU people.
Herman von Rumpi's dad was an economics professor, and he is definitely not royalty.
He also wasn't the head of the European Commission.
He was the president of the European Council, but Alex doesn't know the difference between those things, so who gives a shit?
Von Rumpi was the prime minister of Belgium, and then he was the first full-time president of the European Council, serving from 2009 to 2014.
After his term ended, he was given an honorary title as a count.
That's what Alex is talking about.
He's royalty.
He was given a title after he retired.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
He's like how Elton John is a knight.
dan friesen
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got deep looking into the Belgian royalty, trying to figure out what's going on over there.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
See who else is Belgian.
jordan holmes
How they doing?
dan friesen
I got nothing.
I didn't recognize any of the names.
unidentified
Trouble.
jordan holmes
Trouble.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Belgium, get your shit together.
dan friesen
Sure.
Poirot?
jordan holmes
There you go.
dan friesen
I think he's a knight or a viscount or something.
jordan holmes
A viscount?
unidentified
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Yeah, David Suchet is...
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Just viscounting it up.
dan friesen
Honorary marquee.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
dan friesen
So, Trump, he's got the globalists' infrastructure.
Or doesn't.
jordan holmes
We're in a very nebulous space of what is or is not.
dan friesen
He can't fully control it, because then he's responsible for everything.
jordan holmes
That is kind of the problem with being in control.
dan friesen
But also Alex said that he has full control of the globalist infrastructure earlier.
jordan holmes
Can't walk that back.
dan friesen
Shit.
So what if it's like a sword that he's grabbing?
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
dan friesen
And he's mid-grab.
alex jones
So...
This is a real revolution.
jordan holmes
Or it's not.
alex jones
And the very shadow corporate global government infrastructure that we paid for but was designed to transfer our power to the corporations and totalitarian dictatorships is now in Trump's hand.
If it was a sword, he's Got his hand around the hilt and is tightening his hand on it right now very quickly.
At current acceleration mode, within about a month, he'll have the sword fully gripped in his hand.
But it's in his hand.
He's closing his fingers.
Got it.
Get it.
Close them quickly.
unidentified
Quickly.
Do it.
alex jones
Do it now.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
dan friesen
This is a mess.
jordan holmes
What is happening?
dan friesen
Well, I think that Alex is maybe trying to soft launch.
You know how they have the terrorist color-coded warning system?
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
How close is the hand?
dan friesen
How many fingers are secured on that knife?
jordan holmes
30 seconds to hand-holding.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
No, I think you've got to go finger by finger.
jordan holmes
Finger by finger?
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Those Doomsday Clock guys are fucked.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You can't have, like, half a finger.
jordan holmes
Mm-mm.
No.
dan friesen
But this also just makes me think of the globalist proboscis.
In the middle of removing...
jordan holmes
It is like every part of this is, how do I make it so everything good is his fault and nothing bad is his fault?
It's like, how do I make it so when he grabs the sword and he uses it and we like what he's doing...
He used it.
And it's cool, and the sword is great.
dan friesen
And how can it always kind of feel like this coin is up in the air?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd never have to actually take a stance on anything.
Because he's getting 150, or 200, or 250, or 20 out of 10, or 15 out of 9. Ooh, he threw a curveball at you.
dan friesen
Yeah, who knows?
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
So, Alex can see the future.
We know this.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I actually saw...
I saw in the future, I had a dream about him talking about how he was going to predict the future.
jordan holmes
That was a pretty good dream.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I can do it too.
alex jones
And I've done deep research on so many angles, and that's how we're tomorrow's news today.
And I understand the theoreticals of all this.
That's where I have the real knowledge, is in the futuristic top projections.
And then I apply my knowledge of other systems and my own unified field theory analysis with a complex electrochemical Hegelian equation to be able to predict future events.
jordan holmes
Words are just sounds, you know.
unidentified
Right here.
alex jones
What you call intuition or knowledge or wisdom is the sum of all the data you have and your instincts from your ancestors that you consciously, the cerebral cortex, cannot quantify but the brain knows in its fullness.
unidentified
Right.
alex jones
And then the job is to be able to articulate that.
And the best way is to prove you know the future.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
alex jones
Predicting it over and over and over again.
So that at one point, enough people listen to you so that you can change the future.
dan friesen
You know, there's a real sense that I have that maybe Alex on some level does actually think that he can predict the future.
Like, he's bought into his own edited clips.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And he's bought into his own profit hype.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's a bummer.
I don't think he fully does.
He has to know he's full of shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But there's a piece of it that's like, eh.
jordan holmes
I'm really vibing with the concussion theory today.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Well...
Certainly some of that Hegelian equation nonsense.
jordan holmes
I mean, that made me feel like he was just making sounds, and he was hoping, like he was picking words out of magnets that you put on your fridge.
That's what he was doing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know?
Just throwing shit out there.
dan friesen
He did say that he couldn't sleep a night before, which maybe is good.
jordan holmes
Because you're not supposed to sleep if you've got a concussion.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So maybe these pieces are starting to line up a little bit.
jordan holmes
He needs more or less medication.
dan friesen
But also, let's think about this.
Yeah.
Alex has facets of knowledge and electrochemical unified fields.
jordan holmes
I'm already struggling.
dan friesen
But that's because it's heady.
jordan holmes
He has electrochemical.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then immediately after that, he said Hegelian, right?
dan friesen
Equation.
Hegelian equation.
jordan holmes
Electrochemical.
Long pause.
Hegelian, for fun.
Long thought train that wound up with him not being able to say dialectic, but also not being able to say not a conclusion word.
So he went with equation.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right.
After that, I'm lost.
dan friesen
What's the computer?
jordan holmes
That is another good question.
What is the computer?
dan friesen
The brain knows in its fullness.
jordan holmes
The brain knows in its fullness?
dan friesen
The cerebrum ticks along like a clock.
jordan holmes
Do not tell me the brain knows in its fullness, sir.
dan friesen
So I was enjoying this sort of bong circle or whatever the fuck this was.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it had to be interrupted by reality crashing into sharp focus, and that is that the money is not good right now.
jordan holmes
That's probably true.
dan friesen
Shit's tight for Alex.
And he's not happy about it.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
alex jones
If I gave you a report card on our information's stratospheric, parabolic, exponential, meteoric ascension, I would say that it's biblical.
I mean, it's gargantuan.
dan friesen
Out of what?
alex jones
In the department.
dan friesen
20 out of 20?
20 out of 10?
jordan holmes
How many is in the Bible?
unidentified
It is getting about a 70. Out of what?
alex jones
You drop below that, you get an F. What is wrong with you?
And the position we're in, and the fact that I've always done everything myself.
That I haven't brought in other people and things.
At this juncture, I'm relying upon you.
And I think that's really what this broadcast is all about in its purest form, is that it's the fact that I won't sell out, that I love the truth, and that I work hard and my crew does a great job, and our guests and everybody and our callers.
And then we're in the search for truth and the promotion of truth when we find it.
unidentified
And.
And...
alex jones
I got a few sponsors I could get more.
In the past, they get targeted, messed with, and you lose them, or they try to put pressure on you for political stuff, and I just, I don't, zero, just any pressure about what I say or do, you're gone.
Sponsor's been on here for years, calls up, hey, I didn't like what you said in the air the other day.
Oh, are you trying to influence me?
Well, yeah, I don't know if I can advertise with you if you say that.
Well, great, I'm not taking your money.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Hey, don't ever call me again.
Shut up.
I'm a little aggressive about it.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
So I think that there's different kinds of selling out.
There's a selling out that's like your sponsor is telling you you can't talk about this stuff or they'll pull their ads.
And I can...
Not really believe that Alex has that kind of a backbone, but I'll pretend that he does.
jordan holmes
For the sake of argument.
dan friesen
Sure.
I mean, that's what he's trying to present as his bravado, you know, of being able to stand up to that.
jordan holmes
It sounds about as real as a tiny person saying, hold me back, hold me back.
dan friesen
But there's another kind of selling out altogether, and that is the kind of selling out where you are so into getting money that you let an old man tell dirty limericks on your show.
jordan holmes
You're a one-of-a-kind, Marty.
dan friesen
Ooh, you're something else.
Like, he did that once a week.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Back in the day.
Marty Schachter would come on and tell Dirty Limericks.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Like, that's selling out, man.
jordan holmes
That is pretty much as good as it gets.
dan friesen
Yeah, like, don't pretend that that's not, like...
It's the integrity equivalent of doing an ad for the globalists.
jordan holmes
I'll do whatever you want.
I'll say whatever you need.
You want to do a limerick?
Fuck yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
dan friesen
You want to make my content fucking embarrassing to be a part of.
You want to do a limerick that includes the word Nantucket on my show.
I am serious about fighting the fucking devil.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And you're gonna do a dirty limerick with the word Nantucket in it?
Come on, man.
unidentified
Don't...
jordan holmes
Don't make me eat a worm.
Don't make me eat a worm, man.
I need that five bucks, but don't make me eat a worm.
dan friesen
And there's nothing wrong with dirty limericks, and there's nothing wrong with eating a worm.
jordan holmes
I'll mow your lawn.
I'll mow your lawn.
I can mow your lawn and still retain my Alex dignity.
Don't make me eat a worm.
dan friesen
He has too much integrity to be the guy who is forced to sit through a limerick.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Sold out, bro.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's too much.
dan friesen
So anyway.
Another thing that Alex seems to have sold out on is spending time with his family.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
He's too busy.
What?
unidentified
He's too busy.
jordan holmes
He's complaining all the time.
alex jones
I mean, I worked 20 hours yesterday.
And I love my 7-year-old daughter and my other kids.
And most, I mean, I played like a card game with her for 45 minutes.
Right after dinner.
I ate real quick.
That she wanted to play, and I just said, I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Because if I don't beat these people, she has no future.
And my middle daughter was calling and wanted me to come over and see her.
She's moved out and wanted to come over.
I said, sorry, I gotta go.
And I just hung up on her.
And I think back on that, I'm guilty.
But I'm really not.
I just said, I'm sorry, I'm in an emergency.
This is an emergency.
And when I sit back and look at how much time I'm spending trying to scrabble around and get money.
I know there are a lot of people out there that are middle-class, middle-class wealthy, and we have the best supplements, the best t-shirts, the best stuff at the alexjonesstore.com.
Gourmet, freeze-dried, storable beef that tastes amazing, top-rated.
That just got added.
dan friesen
I love the image of his daughter calling and being like, Dad, do you want to spend some time together?
jordan holmes
I gotta go!
dan friesen
No, it barely even sounded like he said that.
He said he hung up on her.
jordan holmes
It did sound like that.
dan friesen
That's crazy.
jordan holmes
I, you know, like, okay, so back in like the 50s, whenever being analyzed, you know, that kind of therapy was just coming into a massive swell of popularity.
I kind of imagine, like, nobody having an easier job than somebody being like, oh, yeah, my relationship with my parents is fucked up.
Tell me some stories.
No, I'm going to give you several thousands of hours of evidence as to why I am who I am.
And the therapist will go like, I figured it out.
The end.
dan friesen
That your dad hung up on you because he's too busy fighting the globalists by scrolling through racist Twitter memes.
unidentified
Fucking insane.
jordan holmes
If you are not like...
If you're not rabid, you've succeeded.
You know?
Every Alex Jones child that isn't feral on the side of the street, like, cutting people's Achilles tendons, I feel like they've done a better job than some people.
dan friesen
Well, I was watching, like, I don't know, YouTube recommended some documentary about a mathematician.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And so I was watching this guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, it obviously wasn't real footage of him.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Problems in math.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it essentially drove this person mad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And, like, I understand if you're that person and you're like, I have no time for my family.
I have to figure out these numbers.
jordan holmes
I'm literally insane.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But for Alex, it's really just looking at memes.
jordan holmes
You're lazy.
You're just lazy and you don't relate to them because you're insane.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's not solving, like...
Quadratic equations.
jordan holmes
Put a little elbow grease in there, and I bet it'll be a lot easier than you think.
dan friesen
Yeah, if you had a more impressive product, I might be compelled to say, yeah, you can leave those kids alone.
But for now...
Come on.
So I went to check out Alex's store, and they've really spruced that place up.
There's a bunch of knives you can buy now.
jordan holmes
The Alex Jones store?
dan friesen
Yeah, they got a bunch of knives.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They seem to be perpetually raffling off a truck, and there's a Joe Rogan experience rip-off shirt design with Alex's face on it.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
And there's some Trump-themed Valentine's cards for the lovers.
And now...
At long last, you can buy freeze-dried beef for the low price of $127 for a 12-ounce bag.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry?
unidentified
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
jordan holmes
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
A 12-ounce bag?
dan friesen
Hold on.
jordan holmes
Of beef.
dan friesen
My pitch is not finished.
jordan holmes
A 12-ounce bag of beef for how much money?
dan friesen
$127.
jordan holmes
Fucking hell.
dan friesen
Now, let me tell you this.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Once you rehydrate that baby, it's 48 ounces of wet beef.
unidentified
It's dehydrated, it's 12. Rehydrated, 48. I mean...
dan friesen
Can't beat it.
jordan holmes
I can't imagine going to a second ham MRE store.
dan friesen
A second ham?
jordan holmes
A second hand.
Well, now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fair enough.
dan friesen
That should be the name of the product.
jordan holmes
Second ham!
Yeah!
It's not your first ham.
It's somebody else's second ham.
dan friesen
Second ham ham.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like it.
dan friesen
So I figured this was probably a My Patriot Supply thing, but it appears to be a company called Prepper All Naturals.
All Naturals.
Dr. Jones Naturals.
What's going on here?
jordan holmes
Interesting.
dan friesen
The Naturals.
It's doing business name for American Mission Supplies.
They appear to just be a dehydrated beef company and also a hoarder of URLs, which is another thing that Alex and his companies do a lot.
jordan holmes
Always a good sign.
dan friesen
Some of their websites include eternalbeef.com, 1776beef.com.
Great!
unidentified
Hisglorybeef.com Ah!
jordan holmes
God's glory beef.
Alright.
dan friesen
On the third day, they rehydrated the beef.
jordan holmes
You know, sometimes you wonder about people who start a company knowing, like, there's a good chance somebody's going to want to shut us down.
You know?
Like, that's a very strange thing to start a company with.
dan friesen
Sure.
Or, it's also weird to think, like, alright, I'm going to use religion to sell this dried beef.
That's also strange.
jordan holmes
His glory beef.
dan friesen
Yep.
So I was also poking around, and I noticed something strange for a site that Alex has nothing to do with, and he doesn't run.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
At the top of the site, there's all the navigation links to things like supplements and clothes, and then there's a link to become an affiliate.
jordan holmes
Oh, good!
dan friesen
That link takes you to a page where you can sign up to make money by posting links to Alex's store.
This is run by a company out of Vietnam called Up Promote, which allegedly gives you 10% of whatever sales you direct to Alex's store, which is crazy.
This is really just kind of like what people do with influencer marketing, except that's usually a little bit more exclusive.
This is just kind of begging anyone to post your links, and it comes off a little desperate.
And plus, as we saw in our interaction...
Dry beef sells itself.
jordan holmes
I mean, clearly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I definitely didn't shout multiple times at you in both frustration and surprise.
dan friesen
I will say, one of the experiences of watching Alex's show is that I am tickled by the new products.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because I never expected CMOS to become, like, the biggest thing.
jordan holmes
I have a great time.
dan friesen
And now dried beef?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Wow.
dan friesen
You didn't see the bone broth coming?
jordan holmes
You know what I like?
I like how earlier in this very broadcast he said things like, I never brought anybody else on, this is all me.
And then, at the same time, later on, he advertises for a website named The Alex Jones Store that somebody else owns.
dan friesen
Hey, hands off.
It has nothing to do with it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, see?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I do everything around here, except for all of the fake companies that I totally don't own.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
There should definitely be a point, and I, listen, you know what?
I'm not going to get involved in the legal system or have thoughts about it after this, other than to say...
If somebody says that, then now your lawyer can't say otherwise.
You know what I mean?
Like, there should be a, oh, sorry buddy, hand tied behind your back now.
You know, there's just a penalty for having that guy as your client.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think it should just introduce a higher level of challenge.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
You should need to be like, um...
One of those, like, the lawyer equivalent of someone who plays a video game blindfolded.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
You gotta be that fucking good.
dan friesen
So, Alex does a little bit of a movie reference here, and I think his reference aim is off.
alex jones
Gloves are off.
In fact, Trump just hasn't taken the gloves off.
He put brass knuckles on.
Metaphysically, non-violently.
He's got a fire axe, actually.
Here's Johnny!
jordan holmes
The good guy.
unidentified
So...
This is wild.
dan friesen
Alex is comparing Trump to Jake Nicholson's character in The Shining, which seems like a mistake.
In the Here's Johnny scene, he's wielding an ex trying to break down the bathroom door to murder his wife and child, having been driven mad by ghosts or maybe alcohol.
There's a lot of interpretations to Kubrick's work, but none of them are that Jack Nicholson was a crusading Avenger who would be in the right to terrorize his family with an axe.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
It really should be so much more of an issue for Alex's audience how he can really only relate to clear villains in media.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
It's almost like comedy levels how bad and obviously wrong.
The people he likes are.
jordan holmes
It feels like sometimes, whenever I'm doing it, there's actually a tiny...
The actual Alex Jones was shrunk down and then hidden behind the eye of an Alex Jones robot.
And every now and again, he can just get a little something out through the form of a...
Because if you were going to describe what Trump is doing now as being a father losing his mind and destroying his family, I don't think that's a terrible metaphor.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
He's been driven insane by whatever.
Now he's got America at the mercy of his crazy person acts.
dan friesen
Yeah, no, and I don't think that Alex is, like, unaware of that on some level, whether it's conscious or subconscious.
jordan holmes
Tiny little Alex behind the eye.
He's trying to get it out.
He's trying to let people know.
I'm warning you.
But real Alex, or robot Alex, is like, this is actually a good thing that we want.
It's crazy.
dan friesen
Robo Alex.
jordan holmes
Robo Alex.
dan friesen
That was a bad movie.
Half robot, half Alex.
alex jones
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Okay, fair enough.
dan friesen
So, earlier, we heard that Trump was going to, you know, he's going to get rid of DEI in, like, disaster response.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
As Alex talks, he touches back on that for a second.
alex jones
Now, when I just earlier mentioned Trump sending power back to the states on every front, which is what you do when you're decentralizing and aren't a tyrant, but he says, but we'll still send, you know, the money FEMA has.
And we'll still send the Army Corps of Engineers more quickly and better than, you know, obviously Biden did.
And they got caught.
What the locals said was true.
Don't help white people.
Don't help Trump supporters.
Don't help Christians.
We only help LGBT and minorities.
Not just the documents.
On video, the manager is telling them in Zoom meetings.
So, remember all that.
The Corps of Media is saying it wasn't true.
dan friesen
So this is a fun little story that Alex has trotted out a number of times, but I usually just ignore it.
But I wanted to point out that this isn't based on Zoom meetings or FEMA documents.
Some dipshit posted this on threads and then it went viral in right-wing social media.
Quote, friendly reminder, under the Biden-Harris administration, FEMA is supposed to help out white people last for the purpose of equity.
Don't believe me?
It's literally on FEMA's website.
Naturally, this person just saw that FEMA has a policy to distribute aid equitably, which was then taken to mean it's discriminatory towards white people.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
From there, Alex has worked his magic into making this a very real bombshell story about how tough white Christians have it here in the United States.
On a related subject, in 2021, the New York Times reported on racial disparities and how FEMA funds are dispensed.
From the article, quote, The point is that Alex is too busy doing all the research to play cards with his kids.
Like, these memes aren't going to skim themselves, and he's the only person with 360 vision and can see the future, and has a Hegelian equation.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yep.
This is stupid.
Yeah, I mean, it's really hard to get over the most, like, don't believe me?
It's on their website.
I don't believe you.
And then you go to the website and it doesn't say that.
And they're like, ah, but you don't understand it.
And it's like, what?
Then what's the point of talking to you?
dan friesen
When it says equitable, that means anti-white.
jordan holmes
What are you?
Why have words that we share?
Why do it?
You're just making sounds.
You're just saying Hegelian.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
So, you know, Alex, he's got a lot to do in his life.
He's got a lot of memes to look at.
He can't even keep up with the news.
Like, Elon Musk and Trump, they're doing so much stuff, and you can't even really keep up with any of it.
alex jones
I mean, it's exhausting to even watch Trump and his pace.
And by that, it's a good exhaustion, but, I mean, I'm up here with Rob Newt till 7, 8 o 'clock at night, every night.
dan friesen
I thought he didn't work there.
alex jones
And then I go home and barely see, I'm not complaining, I'm just, I can't help it.
I go home and see my family for like an hour, and then I go in my office.
I mean, it's a full-time job just keeping track of Elon Musk kicking the shit out of the globalist.
And then I get frustrated because I don't have time to do that.
And I've gotten, I talk about Musk constantly because, I mean, I've gotten the last few years, particularly the last year, like, you know, constantly watching what he's doing and like, that's good, that's exactly what I do.
Oh, that's even better.
Oh, he did what I thought he did.
I mean, you bet I'm giddy.
Imagine I'm like a...
100-foot sentinel out there battling the globalists for decades pretty much by myself.
Ron Paul and a few others, huge grassroots with me, having huge effects.
I'm like 100 feet tall, and our enemies are like 5 feet tall, but there's thousands of them, and I'm out there by myself just battling them with a huge, huge club.
And then all of a sudden, Trump comes along, and he's like 1,000 feet tall.
That he gets diminished and shut down and pushed off for a while, and then Musk comes along and over the last four years, he goes from like 100 feet tall to 10,000 feet tall and is just vaporizing him with like laser beams out of his eyes, I'm going to use an analogy.
I don't.
When Trump gets in, he'll even get bigger than that, and he did, boom, he's 100,000 feet tall against the enemy, and they're just, they're whole systems, like when you see the simulations of a hydrogen bomb hitting New York.
And it all just turns to ash in seconds.
I mean, we're in live time right now, so I have trouble not just sitting here drooling with my mouth open, but I'm not doing that.
I'm trying to keep track of it all.
I'm trying to watch it all.
Then I'm trying to report on it all.
Then I'm flogging the crews doing a great job to get as much of it out as we can.
Then I'm asking you to boost everything from InfoWars.com.
Bandai video and Real Alex Jones on X. And you are.
I mean, I couldn't even count it this morning.
I stopped at like 250 million views of the videos yesterday.
I stopped.
I just said, I don't have time for this.
dan friesen
You don't.
You absolutely don't have time for that.
And yet you do it.
Because that's really what you're doing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's saying that he's like, I can't just sit here and salivate.
He's salivating looking at his own video view counts.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Like, this is absurd.
Yep.
Play cards with your kid.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
It is like...
Alex is getting...
What's being done to Alex is what Alex has been doing.
If I just flood you with as much bullshit as I possibly can, then you're going to get your little dopamine burst and forget everything I said tomorrow.
Right?
So Alex is just doing the same.
Elon did this.
Elon did this.
He's not going to remember in two weeks what he...
He doesn't remember now what Elon did last week.
dan friesen
Yeah, but he's experiencing it and doing it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
He's a human centipede, is what he's doing.
dan friesen
He sure is.
Yeah.
So they're going to try and kill Trump again, apparently.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And by they, I mean obviously the globalists, who didn't try and...
Kill Trump any of the other times.
jordan holmes
So the globalist infrastructure that Trump is in control of.
dan friesen
But can you ever really?
jordan holmes
That is a good question.
That's a good question.
I hadn't considered that.
dan friesen
Yeah, so they're going to try and kill him again.
Because of course.
alex jones
I'm very worried they're going to try to kill Trump again.
But I know that if they're smart, they can see that it'll go much worse for them if they do that.
But they've still got some crazy groups and subgroups and operatives within the system that could act on their own.
And Trump killing the central bank digital currency, which will kill it worldwide, by the way, and I'll describe that report last night.
They got 60 million viewers, but I probably need to get back into it.
That's so important.
They'll send a real team, not some wind-up toy that they thought they could have plausible nobility, like the two they sent.
I mean, just that alone is what really got Kennedy killed.
I mean, he pissed people off on a lot of fronts.
And LBJ gave the final order, but he wasn't the guy that gave the order above that to do it.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
He gave the order to the government.
He's pulling troops out of Vietnam, but he was moving to abolish the Federal Reserve, nationalize it.
He issued billions in U.S. $5 bills.
The 20s and 100s were coming out the next month.
They actually made them, but they canceled those and destroyed them.
You can find one.
They're super valuable.
The $5 bills aren't that valuable.
But it doesn't say Federal Reserve.
It says U.S. Treasury.
Show a Lincoln...
Not Lincoln.
They killed him, too.
Over the banks.
jordan holmes
Was that it?
alex jones
Jackson, too, over that.
jordan holmes
Was it?
alex jones
Pull up...
Just go to Google and click the images.
They probably haven't blocked that yet.
Kennedy.
JFK.
Five dollar bills.
And you'll notice they got a red seal on them, but nowhere does it say Federal Reserve.
But...
dan friesen
I can believe a lot of stuff from Alex, and like, maybe he doesn't know this, or maybe he's a money guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, he's a hard money guy.
He's had precious metal sponsors, like, his entire career.
He's made so much money off that shit.
I find it offensive that he's trying to pass off that he thinks this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, this is crazy.
He knows damn well that those $5 bills that he's talking about with the red ink instead of green, they're legal tender notes, and that they long predated Kennedy, and they existed after his death.
The difference between legal tender notes and Federal Reserve notes is that legal tender notes were backed by hard currency, in this case silver.
In 1963, Kennedy wanted to free up some of the U.S. reserves of silver in order to use it to make coins, so he ordered that the $5 and $10 dollars legal tender notes, they be phased out, the ones that could be exchanged for silver.
Sure.
unidentified
He wasn't trying to abolish the Federal Reserve.
dan friesen
If anything, he expanded it.
And this is nonsense.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I wonder if it's just like the moment you throw Kennedy in there, you're just signaling all bets are off.
He has given every possible reason to have murdered Kennedy at one point in time.
dan friesen
And they're all right.
jordan holmes
And said, but that's the real reason.
Yeah.
He's even being like, listen, I've said there's a billion reasons, but this is the real one.
dan friesen
LBJ gave the order, but he didn't give the order above the order.
jordan holmes
I want their...
I mean, man, if somebody does that...
That's the most annoying thing.
What are you saying?
dan friesen
Baby Roger Stone did it.
jordan holmes
I'll buy that!
As long as it's a guy!
He's not the guy.
He gave the order to the order that gave the order.
What?
dan friesen
It all goes back to Baby Roger Stone.
jordan holmes
That does make sense.
dan friesen
So, Alex, we were talking earlier a little bit about how he loves the Constitution.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
First Amendment, big part of it.
jordan holmes
Huge part.
dan friesen
He doesn't understand it.
alex jones
I've seen a lot of this garbage.
I know you have, too.
So this is just emblematic of it.
This is a snapshot, a sample, of leftists all over the Internet saying, we've got to kill Trump.
Somebody go to the White House.
I'm not saying this.
They're saying this.
And kill him, which is illegal.
It's one thing to say, I hope he dies, or he deserves to be, you know.
Tried for treason and convicted and executed.
You can say that hypothetically.
I'm not saying that, but I'm saying you can say that about Biden, Obama, any of those people, Fauci.
But you cannot say, I want you to go to the White House and kill him.
Somebody, people, go kill him.
I mean, that's how you get lunatics to feel validation and go do that.
That is not free speech.
That is a call to directed, premeditated violence.
dan friesen
So this is a weird situation because I agree with what Alex is saying, that making public violent threats shouldn't be something you can just throw around and then hide behind free speech excuses when someone wants to hold you responsible for the consequences of your actions.
That's an acceptable thing for me to believe because I'm not a free speech absolutist.
But Alex is.
Or at least he pretends to be.
It's fully unacceptable for him to have this huge of a carve-out for what isn't protected speech.
He very regularly engages in acts that would run afoul of the standard that he's setting, and what he's espousing contradicts the Constitution.
The 1968 Supreme Court case Brandenburg v.
Ohio established the rule that calls to violence are not protected free speech in the case that they're directed at inciting or producing imminent lawless action and, quote, likely to incite or produce such action.
This is a central issue of Alex's philosophy, the free speech stuff, so he should really know the basic facts around this.
And the Brandenburg vs.
Ohio case had to do with Klan stuff, so it's even more in his wheelhouse.
He can't possibly maintain this position.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
Especially since he very loudly in court said the First Amendment covers situations exactly like this.
dan friesen
And if we apply this standard that Alex is setting to himself, he's declared war on people like a thousand times in his career, and I'm sure there's a number of times he's forgotten to throw the word political.
violently murdering someone.
This is a good illustration of how even about things that are supposed to be his main things, Alex doesn't know shit.
He's just...
whatever is convenient for the day.
I mean, Jesus.
mad at, this leftist.
Yeah.
unidentified
He plays this video of them calling for Trump.
dan friesen
Sure.
unidentified
To be taken out.
jordan holmes
Take him out.
dan friesen
And he gets really mad.
And I think that his reaction is a little bit excessive when you realize that this is a high schooler.
alex jones
So I have one example of this I'm going to play.
This is unhinged leftist, who is going to get prison time, calling for, advocating for someone to assassinate Trump.
Here it is.
unidentified
Your glocks and your switches and your shies, we need you right now at the White House.
We're not doing that, grazing his skin, his ears, okay?
We're going full-blown Lincoln, full-blown Kennedy right now.
Like, off with that mother-head.
I'm sorry, like, I know we're not supposed to wish death upon people, and it doesn't matter, like, which side they're on, blah, blah, blah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't give a- I don't give up anymore.
And you obviously know that because I'm posting this.
Off with it.
Someone get up there.
I need someone with precision that knows what they're doing.
I'm about to call up the Y-ins in Beaumont, Texas because of what's going on.
And I don't know.
I mean, maybe if you shoot him, maybe the next president will give you a pardon for it and you'll be released out of jail.
So, you know.
alex jones
I guarantee you that idiot probably can't even cook a meal for herself.
Probably on a bunch of SSRIs, totally lazy, on welfare.
Probably got a $1,000 smartphone, though.
And just wants to play war.
Wants to call for people to go kill a super popular populist president.
I mean, does she have any idea what would happen if he got killed and somebody was connected to her?
She'd be in a supermax prison for the rest of her life.
You're in a war, little lady.
It took a lot of work and a lot of death to build this civilization so you could sit around on your pink pillow and play soldier.
Your problem is you probably didn't even have parents.
Your problem was nobody ever beat your ass because you don't have the idea of any consequences.
The globalists on the left better pray nobody kills Trump.
unidentified
You better pray.
alex jones
I don't have time to explain to you what's going to happen if that happens.
But I'm telling you, I am scared of what the people are going to do to you.
You idiots think you want death.
You don't know anything about death.
You think death's powerful because you don't know anything about it.
You think it's something that's cool?
Killing people is easier than brushing your teeth, sweetheart.
There are a lot of people that could break your neck like a toothpick.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
You talk about precision killing, witch!
You know nothing about it!
jordan holmes
Am I getting scared straight right now?
All right.
Did I just get scared straight?
dan friesen
I think you did.
jordan holmes
I think I just got scared straight.
dan friesen
I got scared giggly.
Alex has said like a hundred times on this show that he has so much news to get to and how hard it is to keep up with everything that Trump and Musk have achieved so far, and yet he's spending all of this time getting mad at a random person that he saw in a video on Twitter.
So as it turns out, this video was posted to TikTok by a girl who's in high school who lives in a town with a population of about 3,000 people.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Naturally, her video was reported to the Secret Service, who talked to her, at which point she took the video down and posted an apology.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
But in the meantime, it was re-uploaded.
People re-uploaded the video, and they ignored the fact that she was a high school student who fucked up and apologized.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Alex airing this video and talking this kind of shit about a child is some sick shit.
unidentified
This is, it's really strange.
dan friesen
Do you want to know about death, little lady?
jordan holmes
Do you know it?
Do you know it?
It hadn't occurred to me, really, until this moment, how much I remember adults yelling at children all the time like this.
Right?
dan friesen
Not like that.
jordan holmes
Not like, well, I mean, well, where I grew up, it was more like that than not.
dan friesen
Do you think you could sit on your pink pillow and play soldier?
jordan holmes
But there are, there are some, sometimes where, you know, and now I realize, like, If you're yelling at a teenager and you're Alex Jones, you're the one who's very sad.
Yes.
You're the one who is very, very sad.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And there's a part of me that actually is really...
I mean, I can't imagine what that girl is going through.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I imagine that there's probably harassment and threats, and I imagine that her family may be scared at the moment.
So I don't want to trivialize that or anything.
But holy shit, I'm a little bit jealous.
Because...
I would troll the fuck out of Alex if I were in high school and he did that.
I would make another video and send it to him.
I would just be like, oh my god, I got a reaction out of this guy.
He is so pissed.
I'm a high schooler.
jordan holmes
There is that problem with...
dan friesen
I have to study for finals.
jordan holmes
He just put his neck out.
On a pink pillow.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And it would behoove the rest of us to remove.
dan friesen
God sent me in the womb.
He built me to yell at a high school kid about death.
jordan holmes
I mean, and also, I get that language changes and stuff, but I'll never join a revolution that begins with like, y 'all, totally, we gotta fucking kill this dude, bro!
dan friesen
Sure.
I think that that was less a matter of a sincere call to revolution.
I think there's TikTok timing.
I think that this person has a delivery that seems like there's some jokes in there.
I can see the intent to make a funny TikTok video.
jordan holmes
And then she's in high school.
dan friesen
It's ill-advised.
jordan holmes
You can tell I'm serious because I made this.
Only in high school does that make sense to you.
dan friesen
Yeah, and you're suspended.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
And do you know what you're going to do?
You're going to apologize and back down and then go to school the next day.
dan friesen
And next semester, your grades will start back at zero.
jordan holmes
It's going to be fine.
You're in high school.
It doesn't matter.
dan friesen
So if I were in high school as a teacher and I were grading Alex on...
alex jones
this next clip i would give it an incomplete hundreds of millions of views alone like on x yesterday it was almost 300 million and i stopped looking it was everywhere 50 million here 60 million there 20 million here 70 million here 30 million here 10 million 10 million 5 million 8 million 6 million 4 million just 8 million million 5 million 3 million 4 million 20 million oh there's another one 40 million uh you know just i mean just i mean it's it's it's so i mean we're just hot knife through butter just no money though
Like in Braveheart, we've got that big sword and cuts that general right in half.
That's the political level of this.
So we are savaging them.
But they're burrowing through.
It's kind of like Neo and the Matrix is up there beating Agent Smith on the surface, but the machines have got the drills going into Zion where he's jacked in to get him the physical body.
So we're up around the surface winning, and meanwhile, big drillers coming through the door.
And the legal is the ground troops.
I've got physical in here, this is an analogy, when they're coming through.
That machine's coming in.
jordan holmes
Thanks for letting us know it was an analogy.
alex jones
I'm up here at the top of the Matrix, in the Matrix, battling and winning.
And meanwhile, down here, I'm jacked in, and there's frickin' robots flying around.
I mean, so, I need cavalry, people.
Go to the yellowshowstore.com.
Yes, thank you.
Get the products.
Get the supplements.
Get the Patriot gear.
unidentified
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
alex jones
I want to be covering news.
And people say, well, go to Trump or go to some big thing.
It's all in a bankruptcy.
It's all held up in court.
This fight has to go through.
If they're able to shut it down and get it and get in here.
We've already got stuff fired up and all that, but it's a hiccup that they want to use getting in here for a bunch of stuff you can imagine.
So the point is that we are not on our biggest winning streak against Evil ever.
It's at a whole other level.
dan friesen
It sounds like it.
jordan holmes
Does it?
dan friesen
No.
I can imagine some of the reasons that people might want to get a little peek inside InfoWars.
I think Alex would be pretty worried about that.
But also, Alex's spirit body is in the Matrix, fighting Agent Smith and winning down here on Earth.
jordan holmes
I guess.
dan friesen
Alex's body is jacked in and needs to be protected by Norm Pattis.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Who is...
The Morpheus?
Who is protecting Neo's body in The Matrix?
unidentified
I forget.
I know Tank and Dozer at one point.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but then Dozer dies or Tank dies?
One or the other.
dan friesen
Well, the one who wasn't on Lost.
Maybe the one who was.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
You have correctly sussed out a problem.
unidentified
Yeah, I know that...
dan friesen
They're not in the third one, though, right?
They're on the ship.
They're not in Zion.
jordan holmes
They're not in the second or third one.
And the second one is the guy who's on Lost.
dan friesen
Harold Perrineau.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and that's the brother of the original, or not the brother, the brother-in-law of the original Tank and Dozer.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Dozer dies on screen, or Tank, and then I don't know, I assume Tank or Dozer dies off screen also.
dan friesen
I've lost track of most, Cornel West's in that movie too, right?
jordan holmes
Is he?
dan friesen
I think he is.
jordan holmes
How about that?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, look.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex is dumb.
That's the point.
jordan holmes
That's the general point.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Norm Pattis is protecting his body from robots.
jordan holmes
I guess that's what we're doing.
This is an analogy.
dan friesen
I really am glad he clarified that.
jordan holmes
I was in real trouble.
I was worried that we were actually there.
dan friesen
I don't actually know if he actually thinks that it is an analogy.
jordan holmes
That's the problem.
dan friesen
I do think he thinks he's doing spiritual warfare inside the Matrix.
Yeah.
In some way that doesn't exist on the physical realm.
jordan holmes
Is he telling us it's an analogy?
Or is he telling himself it's an analogy?
dan friesen
I think he's hoping that if you're worried, you tell yourself it's an analogy.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
I'll believe that, hey, listen, for the sake of, for the benefit of the doubt, I'll believe it's an analogy.
dan friesen
If this will become a credibility issue.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
I gotcha.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So there's a lot of reasons not to like Elon Musk.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And Alex points out one of them here.
alex jones
Here's why they don't like Musk.
Clip 25. Elon Musk won't be bribed or bought.
Offer me money.
Offer me power.
I don't care.
I'll say what I want to say.
And the consequences is losing money.
So be it.
He also goes on to say Europeans are being targeted.
Or extermination.
unidentified
Huh.
dan friesen
So a lot of people don't like Musk because he's a very obvious white nationalist.
And I wouldn't be surprised if he's like a couple months away from advocating segregation.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But like cool segregation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Techno-segregation.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's not about race.
jordan holmes
It's about exact amount of intelligence that I'm going to determine based upon the size of your skull and skin color.
dan friesen
And it's also like...
Dumb memes.
unidentified
Yeah!
dan friesen
That promote it.
So, no one doesn't like Elon because he can't be bought.
He's already super bought.
And his actions in the past few years illustrate this really clearly.
Without government contracts and subsidies, his businesses wouldn't be viable, and while the Biden administration was in office, he was looking at some serious problems with the SEC, both over his purchase of Twitter and about him claiming online that he'd secured the funding to take Tesla private, but he had not.
These are potentially serious instances of consumer fraud, but now that doesn't matter.
He gave Trump about a quarter of a billion dollars in the 2024 campaign, put Trump over the top, and now Trump's going to replace the head of the SEC, and I imagine they'll understand that Musk isn't really a priority.
jordan holmes
It's crazy how that works.
dan friesen
Reuters reported that there are, quote, federal investigations and regulatory actions affecting his business empire, of which at least 20 are ongoing, according to three sources familiar with SpaceX and Tesla operations and the company's interaction with the U.S. government, as well as five current and former officials who have direct knowledge I'm not saying that he would have been fucked if Trump didn't win, that he certainly would have reason to think he might be.
Musk is the definition of someone who's bought, because it's just the passive state he exists in.
No one has to offer him money, they just have to make him worried that he's going to lose his money, and then he's automatically bought for the other side.
He's also a bigot piece of shit, which doesn't help, but his actions make Kind of a lot of sense from a cynical billionaire perspective.
jordan holmes
Right, but you'd have to, like, it is an insane person.
Like, it is only an insane person who would be the richest man in the world and be like, oh, I'll only be the tenth richest man in the world.
That's insane.
You have more money than you can be comprehended.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Let it go, man.
dan friesen
Well, I think that maybe there's an awareness that if...
Some of these scales weren't being tilted a little bit.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It would not be the difference between the richest and the tenth richest.
It would be a much bigger fall, or maybe he'd go to jail.
jordan holmes
Well, the problem is everything is based on an illusion, and it is propped up by everybody's collective belief.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I think that a lot of Elon's actions kind of make sense if you are like, it's not just I'm going to be a little bit less wealthy.
I'm going to be dramatically less wealthy.
And maybe this whole thing falls apart.
And I'm kind of a crazy drug guy.
And I make bad decisions.
jordan holmes
There's definitely that.
dan friesen
I'm impulsive.
Let's shoot the moon on this.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, I think maybe even the worst part of it is that it's really just so he can score points online.
dan friesen
With the cool memes.
jordan holmes
That's it.
Maybe that's all he is, is he's doing all this money stuff so he can continue scoring points online.
dan friesen
I mean, I don't think it's all of it, but it's more than it should be.
jordan holmes
Feels like a lot.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So we get one last clip here, and it's Alex begging for some money.
And I think in the process, he reveals that maybe he kind of owns those companies.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
No!
I know, it's shocking.
alex jones
And if they shut down this operation, we've got the Alex Jones network back up, but it's not fully constructed yet.
Super expensive.
I'm not going to go into all that satellite uplink servers, you know, crew, all this stuff, and it's a distraction for me to have to run around and get ready for that.
But it's something that had to be done.
So I'm fighting on a lot of fronts here, and the game changer, just like Musk was the game changer in the election, and you taking action was the game changer, and you voting for Trump and donating and getting involved and getting pissed, we're winning now because you got pissed.
And because you backed up Trump, without you, he'd be in prison right now, and we'd be probably in martial law.
And they got a lot of dirty tricks up their sleeves.
I need to be engaged 18 hours a day fighting for you, fighting for myself, fighting for humanity.
And so we have incredible products at thealexjonesstore.com.
And, you know, Chris Murray and the rest of them have it set up in the court where I'm not even able here.
To fundraise directly and say, but for my legal defense, it has to go through the sponsor, their sales, and then that goes into Infowars, and then there's not a lot of extra money there, and then I get a little bit in the deal I struck, so I have to sell a whole bunch of stuff so that whatever I get, I can keep fighting.
dan friesen
I have to funnel this shit through a bunch of pass-through entities, and Buck doesn't go as far as it could back in the day.
jordan holmes
It is fascinating.
It is fascinating because it might as well be saying, listen, they have said that I'm not supposed to have this stuff, so in order for me to have it...
Now I just have to do three more things.
Not I don't have it or I can't have it.
I just need to do three more things to get it now.
Which is like, fucking hell.
That's as good as we're going to do, isn't it?
dan friesen
I have been told not to come back to this theater because my behavior is objectionable.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So I put on a mustache.
unidentified
There you go.
dan friesen
I put on a fake mustache.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And now...
jordan holmes
And now I have to wear a mustache.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Can you believe what this theater has done to me?
I have to wear a mustache!
That's not my real mustache.
I could grow a mustache, but that one would be real and the theater would know.
dan friesen
And also, it doesn't really suit my face.
jordan holmes
It doesn't.
I'm not a mustache guy.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No, I would be prettier without a mustache or perhaps a larger facial hair.
dan friesen
I just, I find this to be like, but can't be much more clear.
I mean, you just really can't.
jordan holmes
It can't.
It is crystal.
dan friesen
So, that's the 24th.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
It was a good time.
We learned a lot about what Trump and Elon Musk are up to, and that is cool stuff.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Just cool stuff.
Cool guys doing cool stuff.
jordan holmes
Doing cool guy stuff.
dan friesen
Yep.
And Alex is continuing to really embarrass himself.
jordan holmes
You know, I like the way we're doing this.
And I'll tell you why I like the slow play through this.
And I think this is also tying into a lot of people.
They feel overwhelmed.
They feel like they need a break.
They feel like everything's too bad or all that stuff.
Take a break.
It's still going to be there.
It's a long fight.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's not going away.
dan friesen
100%.
And, you know, as much as I would love for our show to be able to be an up-to-the-minute news show, as has been, you know, somewhat of a conflict over the course of our time doing the show, the desire to have some immediacy, and also the just, it's maybe not necessary.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
I think that they're, like, obviously, we're still living in, like, a real bad situation, obviously.
But the fact that this was on the 24th, you know, there's still...
jordan holmes
You're still here.
dan friesen
There's a little bit of distance.
It's not super far in the past.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
But it's a little funnier to hear Alex being this...
Stupid.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, and you can tell, like, even, you know, and it was exemplified in our very first clip today of Alex being like, look at how we're overwhelming you with all of this shit.
That was our strategy from the beginning.
Right?
Like, our defense against that is to slow it the fuck down, don't be overwhelmed by this shit.
dan friesen
We can try.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
See if that has any positive effect.
jordan holmes
It's still gonna be there.
We got it.
dan friesen
And so far, I give you...
150 out of 200.
jordan holmes
That's too many.
And at the same time, not enough.
dan friesen
If you weren't hanging out with that AI guy, you'd have perfect marks of 200 out of 100.
jordan holmes
Damn, that AI.
dan friesen
So, we'll be back with another episode chronicling Alex's Hegelian equation.
jordan holmes
I guess.
dan friesen
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I am the Mysterious Professor.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your work.
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