#980: November 6, 2024
In this installment, Dan and Jordan look at the day after the 2024 election where the evidence begins to mount that Alex is knowingly or accidentally working for the devil.
Nov. 11, 2024 - Knowledge Fight
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| It's time to pray. | ||
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I have great respect for knowledge fight. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
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Andy in Kansas. | |
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding me. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your world. | ||
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Knowledge Fight. | |
| KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
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I'm Dan. | |
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about... | ||
| Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot today, Jordan, is just living in the calm. | ||
| Living in the calm. | ||
| We've got the election just happened in a little bit. | ||
| We've got Alex's auction coming up, and we're in this sort of middle space where we can kind of catch our breath a little bit. | ||
| See the wreckage on all sides, and yet... | ||
| Everything seems calm right now. | ||
| So strange. | ||
| Yeah, the eye of the hurricane has that feeling, and I'm kind of getting myself braced for the impact of whatever happens with that auction. | ||
| Could be anything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Could be anything. | ||
| I tensed up for the election, and now I'm sort of like, ooh, just letting my muscles kind of move around a little, and I'm going to tense up again. | ||
| Got to limber up just to get back down to work. | ||
| Yeah, I gotcha. | ||
| So that's fun. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What about you? | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is the shower is done. | ||
| It's done. | ||
| It's been installed. | ||
| We see it. | ||
| And I was thinking about it, and it's a lovely shower, but you know me. | ||
| I don't understand or appreciate things fundamentally. | ||
| But I was thinking about it in this term. | ||
| There are bills for me. | ||
| That I've just decided I'm going to have forever. | ||
| The college loans, I'm never going to pay those off, so I just write that off. | ||
| This has turned into one of them. | ||
| Five years ago, we needed a car, so then we paid that off over five years, and now we're going to pay this off over five years. | ||
| Now it's just a liminal space between when we have something... | ||
| To when we fix the next thing, you know? | ||
| So it's at the beginning of paying for it, and now we're already like, ooh, in five years, we'll get a new oven. | ||
| Swear to God, we're going to get that new oven. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, we just got to pay it off. | ||
| And it's, you know, in five years, you will have paid this off, but you'll also have a five-year-old shower at that time. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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But, I mean, again, that's fine with me. | |
| The other one could have been 30 years old. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Right. | ||
| What I'm saying is that at the end of paying this shower off, it's not the end of the bill. | ||
| There's just going to be another bill. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You kind of have to think of it almost like this paying off of the shower is actually paying for the next thing. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's just the moment you see some plus. | ||
| In the bank register, it's like, ah, that's gotta go. | ||
| That's gotta go. | ||
| Did you ever think back when you were younger and like a rock and roll type of fella? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That you'd be thinking about paying off home improvement bills? | ||
| Let me put it to you this way. | ||
| I am not thinking about it at all. | ||
| I'm just giving whatever I have to her. | ||
| You're thinking about your wife thinking about it. | ||
| Yes, exactly, exactly. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| If she told me we had replaced the shower and didn't do anything, I'd be like, wow, what a... | ||
| Great-looking shower! | ||
| Just cleaned the shower. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| I would not have known. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We're going to be talking about November 6th, 2024, the day after the election. | ||
| All right. | ||
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All right. | |
| So Trump has won. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Alex wants... | ||
| He has to get into studio and give the message, right? | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, all eyes... | ||
| Now's the time. | ||
| ...on InfoWars. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And we'll see how he decides to do that. | ||
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Probably great. | |
| Oh, he's so good! | ||
| Probably great. | ||
| This episode... | ||
| Is a mess. | ||
| And we'll get out of business on that, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wongs. | ||
| Ooh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, I took a look through that bus station guy's telescope, and you know what I saw? | ||
| A live pelican. | ||
| Thank you so much, you're an Apple Zewonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wong. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| That's a deep cut. | ||
| That's old. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Next, my roommate thinks I'm red-pilled, because all I do when I get home is listen to Knowledge Fight in my room with the door closed, screaming at video games, and I don't care! | ||
| Thank you so much, you're an Apple Zewonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Maybe you're green-pilled. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Isn't that Alex's thing that he never explained? | ||
| Oh, is that the new one? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm out of pills. | ||
| Next, Jordan. | ||
| You wished us a creamy, dreamy wedding in 2022, and now, in your honors, Michaela, I demand that we name our first child Jordan. | ||
| Thank you so much for now, policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Don't do that. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| And I'm going to make you listen to this bit of the podcast, George. | ||
| Also, hi, Shiggy and Amy. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're not a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| So, Alex was obviously broadcasting quite a bit on the night of the election, and he gets back up the next day, and he's right on air. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Giving a very severe message to the ships at sea. | ||
| Already things are bad. | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
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Oh! | |
| Well, you know what time it is, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Yeah, it's the war. | ||
| We just won a big battle. | ||
| But the war is far from over. | ||
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InfoWars. | |
| Tomorrow's news. | ||
| Today. | ||
| Yeah, so we won the election and now it's time for war. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| If we'd lost the election, also time for war. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| The more I think about it, the more I think, I have only ever experienced one election where people felt like they won after they won the election. | ||
| Like that 08 Obama election where everybody was like, we all won. | ||
| Even the racists were like, hey, we don't live in a racist country anymore. | ||
| There was a day where we all felt like we won. | ||
| Nobody's felt like they won shit. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What about 96? | ||
| What? | ||
| When we beat Dole? | ||
| What about 92? | ||
| What about Ross Perot? | ||
| There was a feeling of... | ||
| He didn't win, though. | ||
| I'm sure everybody felt like they won the moment he started talking. | ||
| Wait a second. | ||
| The country won, really. | ||
| Perot didn't win? | ||
| Well... | ||
| Hold on a second. | ||
| Is this a Mandela effect? | ||
| In a metaphorical way. | ||
| Perot won against all of us. | ||
| So Alex has a big story that's coming to the forefront. | ||
| This is, I would say, the thrust of his coverage on the day after the election. | ||
| You know, I can't do it on command of my own. | ||
| I only do it when the angel stands right behind me, tells me to do it to show people. | ||
| God told me to do it a few times to Tucker Carlson. | ||
| Somebody calls me the most extraordinary person he's ever met. | ||
| That's not me. | ||
| Last night, we were predicting when Trump would give his victory speech long before they'd said even won. | ||
| And I said... | ||
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127. | |
| And I just saw the number 127 was told to say 127. | ||
| And I literally sat there and went, folks say that? | ||
| Okay, said it. | ||
| It's never wrong. | ||
| And I've told you a lot about that on air. | ||
| God will say, get up. | ||
| I'll leave my cell phone in the bathroom. | ||
| I'll turn it on. | ||
| Don't have a clock in my bedroom. | ||
| So does that little travel alarm clock that's in the drawer. | ||
| So I'm going to turn that on. | ||
| But God will say, okay, I don't want you looking at the clock in the drawer. | ||
| I don't want it to be digital, atomic. | ||
| Get up and walk in the bathroom. | ||
| Hurry up. | ||
| Turn it on. | ||
| It's going to be 4 a.m. | ||
| 4 a.m., okay? | ||
| Now start counting down 14 seconds and it'll be 4-0-1. | ||
| I know, God, I know you're there. | ||
| Oh, it's exactly on the second. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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You have to pee. | |
| I do this all the time. | ||
| I mean, you see it on air. | ||
| I said what time he would come out to the second he would speak. | ||
| And I just saw 127. | ||
| I wasn't sure if it was central or eastern. | ||
| It was eastern. | ||
| Yeah, eastern. | ||
| So my point is, that's how powerful God is. | ||
| So people make fun of Tucker Carlson talking about the demon attacking him. | ||
| Yeah, they do. | ||
| They do. | ||
| And I'll continue to. | ||
| So once again, God has decided to show himself by telling Alex Jones something about a clock. | ||
| That's cute, and I'm glad that his playground-level brags about supernatural powers impress the audience, but this is so dumb. | ||
| To clarify a little bit, Alex did predict that Trump would speak at 127. | ||
| He made that prediction earlier in the night. | ||
| It was at 11.35 Central Time, and Alex said, I'm projecting, which is a 95% prediction, I'm predicting that at 1.27 Trump will come out on stage. | ||
| This was supposed to be 1.27 Eastern Time, because Alex was explicitly saying that Trump was going to declare victory within an hour. | ||
| Here is that prediction from the night before in its larger context. | ||
| Which is just amazing. | ||
| And if you go to, I think Jack Posobiec tweeted it out. | ||
| I retweeted it. | ||
| The map that shows which direction the vote moved, whether it moved red or blue and how far. | ||
| And I mean, the entire country shifted red significantly. | ||
| So, I mean, it's not possible that he didn't win at this point. | ||
| And everybody I see on X is basically saying the same thing. | ||
| He needs to announce. | ||
| Why is he not announcing? | ||
| I mean, people are very eager to get this over with. | ||
| Well, I understand why they're doing it. | ||
| He's got to be careful, although spin it back like he declared too early. | ||
| But it's a sweet spot. | ||
| He needs to do it within one hour. | ||
| I predict at... | ||
| It's 11.35 here. | ||
| Let's go with Eastern time. | ||
| It's 12.35 Eastern. | ||
| I predict... | ||
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Let me think here. | |
| I am projecting, which is about a 95% prediction. | ||
| I am predicting that at... | ||
| 127, Trump comes out on the stage. | ||
| 127. | ||
| You guys want to call a number? | ||
| Make a bet here? | ||
| I think he comes out at, I think we're 25 minutes away. | ||
| I was going to say pretty much the same thing, that it's going to be at exactly 1. What are we doing? | ||
| 12 p.m. or 12 a.m. Central Time. | ||
| Apparently Kamala Harris has announced she will not be speaking at her... | ||
| So Trump wouldn't take the stage until after 2 a.m. Eastern Time. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And so with proper context of Alex's prediction understood, he was way off. | ||
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Right. | |
| But even if we assume that God just gave Alex the wrong time zone, it would still be pretty wild if Trump got on stage at 2.27. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Like, it would be a coincidence, but still, it falls nicely into the whole God tells me times thing. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Unfortunately, Trump appeared from behind the backstage curtain at 2.25 a.m., two minutes off from Alex's adjusted prediction time. | ||
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Ouch. | |
| But maybe what God was telling Alex was when Trump would begin speaking. | ||
| Like, he would grandstand for two minutes and then the speech would start at 2.27. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| If we allow this loose interpretation of Alex's prophetic abilities, then Trump started speaking saying thank you before USA chants broke out mere seconds before 228. | ||
| But Alex did literally say that he's going to come on stage at 127, not that he would start speaking at 127. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| This is a man who is desperate to build up his mythology. | ||
| Tucker gets attacked by demons now, so what really makes Alex that special? | ||
| Not a whole lot, other than... | ||
| God talks to him about the time for some reason. | ||
| But this is the big takeaway from the election, is that Alex predicted this time on air. | ||
| You know, I think a lot of people have, over the years, kind of pointed out that Jesus' miracles have a wide range of, like, miraculousness-ness, if you will. | ||
| You know, you've got the mud, and then you've got the guy can see now. | ||
| That's pretty miraculous. | ||
| Then you've got the water to wine. | ||
| Maybe not as important. | ||
| You know, as bringing a man's very eyesight back from the dead? | ||
| Right. | ||
| But still miraculous. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, but I mean, if it was that relative... | ||
| I think we would be looking at the relative nature of turning water into wine versus telling the time. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Yeah, if God guessed something, or if Jesus guessed something, that would be a dull book. | ||
| Yeah, that would be ridiculous. | ||
| Dull part of the Bible. | ||
| This would be absurd. | ||
| Well, I mean, he didn't turn it into wine so much as there's a little vinegar. | ||
| He poured a little vinegar in there. | ||
| That's what we're talking about here. | ||
| If one of Jesus' miracles was... | ||
| Just guessing something, and you really had to stretch to make yourself accurate. | ||
| Just not good. | ||
| And that was when Jesus said, there are 2,144 little marshmallows in the jar. | ||
| And there were 2,143. | ||
| God is good. | ||
| Not now. | ||
| Not now, not anymore. | ||
| We got one. | ||
| Whenever there was only one set of mushrooms, Irv, never mind. | ||
| So Alex comes from a great line of spiritualists. | ||
| He is very clearly blessed with abilities. | ||
| They're beyond mortals. | ||
| And the reason is because of his family. | ||
| And I just thought I'd start the broadcast with that today. | ||
| I'll play the clip, but it's not about me. | ||
| Because... | ||
| I'm just a channel that comes through. | ||
| Like my mother's grandmother, who was not in the books or anything, but was pretty much the most famous with the establishment. | ||
| Psychic. | ||
| For quite a while, presidents came to visit her in Dallas. | ||
| She's a channeler. | ||
| And I wasn't even told about that until I think she died when I was about eight years old. | ||
| Very nice lady. | ||
| But a great oil painter, too. | ||
| She liked to drink Jack Daniels. | ||
| But, uh... | ||
| You know, that's that. | ||
| Yeah, that is that. | ||
| Explain to me how that's that? | ||
| I believe that she was probably a painter who liked to drink. | ||
| What about that is exactly that? | ||
| What that is that? | ||
| She pretended to be a channeler? | ||
| That's that? | ||
| Well, that's that. | ||
| What? | ||
| No, that is an unacceptable one. | ||
| Presidents should not have been going. | ||
| You shouldn't be okay with presidents or anybody asking a mirror. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know how much of any of that is even true or just Alex's family lore. | ||
| Furthermore, that's not a god medium. | ||
| She was a psychic. | ||
| She's a witch. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex is claiming witchhood in his past, which greatly... | ||
| Maybe she made a pact with the devil to trick her grandson into thinking that God was the devil, and there we are. | ||
| It all makes sense now. | ||
| And the devil paid her in Jake Daniels. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| That is... | ||
| It's all coming clear. | ||
| And that's why Alex is a Tito's man. | ||
| Done. | ||
| Praise him. | ||
| So, Alex talks a little bit about something... | ||
| He probably shouldn't be... | ||
| He probably shouldn't say this on air. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Roger Stone is very smart and did predict Trump would win last night. | ||
| He said it would probably be announced in the early morning hours. | ||
| He said it Sunday, so Roger nailed it. | ||
| I mean, I really can't remember when he was wrong. | ||
| He said to me probably, Trump's going to lose four years ago. | ||
| And I go, what do you mean? | ||
| He goes, well, he's going to have a narrow victory. | ||
| He tells you the truth on air, but it's for political consumption, so he holds back bad news. | ||
| But privately, he's the best there is. | ||
| That's why they want him in prison. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| It seems like Alex is just admitting that a whole lot of his friends are liars now that Trump won. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| He tells the truth on air, but he tells me different things off air. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| During the election coverage, Alex just came out and said that Rogan had been pretending to be nonpartisan in order to manipulate his audience, and now I guess it's just fine to admit that Roger Stone has been manipulating the informer's audience about the 2020 election this whole time, too. | ||
| This is what Alex wants to present. | ||
| Roger knew that the steal was going to be too big in 2020, so privately he was open with Alex about how Trump was going to lose the election. | ||
| He didn't want to admit that on air because that would be demoralizing, so he lied to the audience and said Trump was going to win. | ||
| For political purposes, he needed to spread misinformation. | ||
| But what's actually going on here is much simpler. | ||
| Roger knew that Trump was going to lose in 2020, and pretending he was going to win was the only path to power. | ||
| If Roger and all these ding-dongs said Trump might lose in the lead-up to the 2020 election, then they would have a much harder time convincing people that the election was stolen. | ||
| In order to push election fraud narratives, Rogers had to make up preposterous shit like North Korean boats full of ballots being sent to the U.S. So for his public image to make any sense, he needed to have the presentation that he did. | ||
| He needed to exude confidence. | ||
| And it seems unclear to me how much Alex understands that he's just telling the audience, we lie to you for your own good. | ||
| But if I were listening to him, I don't think I would love that. | ||
| I think that this would be a real problem. | ||
| See, no, no, no, we were using, it was a strategy. | ||
| We told you false things. | ||
| You believed them. | ||
| We behaved as though they were true. | ||
| And now that we have achieved our goal, we can abandon those falsehoods and you yourself. | ||
| Because we probably couldn't get you to do the thing that we wanted you to do if we had told you the truth. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| You're a sucker. | ||
| Feels like that's a vibe that's coming out on his show. | ||
| You're all a bunch of suckers, dum-dums. | ||
| So it turns out the 2024 election was stolen. | ||
| Or at least they tried. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| They tried. | ||
| Well, I mean, you gotta say that they tried. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| They showed up with all their fake ballots. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Alex's friends were there. | ||
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Oh, heroic. | |
| And so they couldn't get away with it. | ||
| All over the country, in Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, the trucks arrived at one in the morning, all places on TV, but the news was all waiting. | ||
| Independent Media was there for every project. | ||
| The different projects like O 'Keefe Media Group were all there. | ||
| Crowder's people were there. | ||
| Those key states. | ||
| And when the big trucks pulled in with the ballots and the police and everybody were staring at them, they couldn't do the steal. | ||
| That's kind of like if you have a canary and you've got a cat and the canary's in a high cage and the cat doesn't try to get to the canary when you're home, but you go to church or whatever and come back and somehow the cat has climbed all the way up on top of the drapes and then jumped. | ||
| 15 feet out in the middle of the room and knock the birdcage down and the canary didn't get eaten, but it's up in the rafters. | ||
| That actually happened about five years ago with my dog. | ||
| I was going to say that's a very specific example. | ||
| Two canaries. | ||
| And I said, we've got two cats. | ||
| And I said, they'll go after them. | ||
| And because I knew that because... | ||
| I wanted a canary. | ||
| When I was a kid, my mom had a cat, and my dad had put it in a big cage about six feet up in the middle, and the cat still found a way in a big room to get somewhere and get on top of it. | ||
| Sure enough, you know, the canary... | ||
| Canaries were there. | ||
| We actually went to for about a week. | ||
| So Steven Crowder found some people with fake ballots in a joke. | ||
| Am I having a stroke? | ||
| What's happening here? | ||
| What just happened? | ||
| So you might notice that Alex is always more than ready to get into exhaustive detail about meaningless meandering stories about things like his thoughts on canaries. | ||
| But when he's discussing all this supposed voter fraud that his buddies stopped, it's a little thin on information. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He's kind of eager to jump off that topic and ramble by birds because he doesn't really have any information about these ballots showing up. | ||
| that Crowder stopped. | ||
| Generally speaking, the more information you have about a story, the more unlikely you are to see Alex as a credible source. | ||
| That's why he'll just make these sweeping, definitive conclusions and then fill space with dumb shit about birds. | ||
| No, he just wants to talk to you about his... | ||
| Fucking birds. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That got eaten by his cat. | ||
| I do like this conception, though, just because it has no bearing on reality in either direction. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, okay, so they tried to steal, but they failed. | ||
| That is equivalent to just regular failing like they did. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| So, like, either way, these people need to be fired. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No, I mean, this is just the way of saving face while jettisoning the need to investigate the election. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| Because based on everything that they've been saying in the lead-up, you know, we need to litigate this thing forever. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, absolutely. | ||
| But they don't want to get bogged down in that now. | ||
| They want to just move on. | ||
| Well, I mean, their argument was we have to be too much of a wave, a tsunami, can't steal the tsunami or whatever the fuck it was, you know? | ||
| Hashtag too big to rig. | ||
| Too big to rig. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| So then they should say, yes, we did it, or we were lying. | ||
| This is weird, because it suggests that it still wasn't too big to rig. | ||
| Instead, it was just, we had two-by-fours outside of ballot cards. | ||
| Stephen Crowder happened to be at the right place at the right time. | ||
| Yeah, right? | ||
| Is that what we're doing? | ||
| Everybody was hanging out in the sewers like the Foot Clan? | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| It's a little bit of a more... | ||
| It works better for exciting storytelling. | ||
| It does. | ||
| The idea that they were there and they stopped these ballots. | ||
| But I think that, honestly, if that is the case, which it's not, but if it were, then we need those ballots. | ||
| We still need to litigate this. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Right? | ||
| I mean, like, Steven Crowder and all these people... | ||
| Stopped people from trying to deliver these fake ballots. | ||
| That's physical evidence that exists somewhere. | ||
| Nah, I think we're doing clemency. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Look, Trump isn't going to get prosecuted for all of his crimes now that he's a president, and in celebration of that, no one will get prosecuted for other fake crimes that they didn't do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know what I'm into? | ||
| What are you into? | ||
| Clarence clemency. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| The sex man. | ||
| Yeah, that's the way to do it. | ||
| So, you know, obviously one of the biggest things that we're going to be dealing with now is Trump's staffing decisions. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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And the people that he brings in and puts in charge of stuff. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| This person's good. | ||
| And it wasn't that I was so smart. | ||
| No one else... | ||
| That was good wanted to tell Trump because there were more bad people. | ||
| They would gang up on the good people and kick them out. | ||
| So the good guys would hide in their offices. | ||
| And they still got kicked out. | ||
| Flynn didn't hide in his office. | ||
| Bannon didn't hide in his office. | ||
| So you saw what happened to them. | ||
| That was it. | ||
| So that sounds nice, but in order to believe this, you have to forget that Alex fucking hated Steve Bannon at the time he's describing. | ||
| In the present day, Bannon's a good guy, so Alex is trying to pretend like he always liked him. | ||
| But after the 2016 election, Alex and Roger constantly would accuse Bannon of being a leaker and a traitor to Trump. | ||
| He was a very convenient scapegoat for a lot of Trump disappointment, and Breitbart was a media competitor with InfoWars, so he was awful for them. | ||
| Rewriting this story also really complicates things like Trump making a bunch of appointments that Alex was philosophically against but justified to the audience. | ||
| For example, John Bolton was named National Security Advisor, which Alex couldn't have possibly supported given the fact that he was a major player in the Iraq War and was the director of the Project for the New American Century, who Alex thinks wrote a document confessing to planning 9-11. | ||
| Either Alex is full of shit about this whole farce about him giving Trump staffing advice, or I guess the alternative Yeah, this is weird. | ||
| I don't like that. | ||
| I don't feel like we can do palace intrigue. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Like, isn't it crazy? | ||
| Democracy's over. | ||
| They won, so I don't care. | ||
| Like, I can't care about his cabinet. | ||
| Do you not remember how much of that, like, in 2016, how much of Alex's attention was based on that? | ||
| Totally, but that was before democracy was ended. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, now I understand that dukes are important, but I don't care. | ||
| Do you possibly think that Alex won't behave in a similar way? | ||
| Focusing on dukes. | ||
| It's infuriating! | ||
| Call them dukes! | ||
| I'm disgusted by the idea of caring about a cabinet. | ||
| We can talk about calling them dukes. | ||
| That's horrifying. | ||
| We can do that. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| So, Alex tries to strike a little bit of a unity message. | ||
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Sure. | |
| What? | ||
| Sort of a magnanimous... | ||
| Great. | ||
| We have won. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But we must be nice to the masses. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We have to keep him alive. | ||
| He's got to get the right people in the government. | ||
| Chattel. | ||
| And then all at the same time, we need to be unifying and magnanimous to the victims, the brainwashed zombies of the MSM cult. | ||
| Some of them are pure evil, but most of them are just delusional. | ||
| Think they're the good guys. | ||
| Think they're on the winning team. | ||
| Think they're intellectual. | ||
| Think they're smart. | ||
| They're not street smart for sure. | ||
| We've got to be nice to them and let them know that they've been in a cult. | ||
| They've been brainwashed. | ||
| And everything's a cult. | ||
| Everything's a tribe. | ||
| They can join the classic Americana. | ||
| Everybody around the world saw it and it wasn't perfect. | ||
| Boy, it was the best house in a bad neighborhood. | ||
| Come on back to America. | ||
| Come on. | ||
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Now... | |
| That said, we have to, because justice demands it, not out of vengeance, and because the globals will continue to hurt innocent people if we don't. | ||
| It's like having cancer and only cutting part of it out. | ||
| The globalist leadership and the people that executed the operations Like Brennan and Clapper and Comey need to be given a fair trial and put in prison. | ||
| Alex doesn't give a fuck about being nice to people he thinks are brainwashed on the other side. | ||
| He spent plenty of his time on the night before trying to find people crying at the Harris rally so he could mock them. | ||
| His content and entire persona is built on mocking and exploiting other people's pain and then acting like a victim. | ||
| He can just calm down with this magnanimous shit. | ||
| The real message here that Alex is putting forth is that there are two groups of people that make up the enemy and that they should be treated differently. | ||
| If someone's not on board with the dumb shit right-wing extremism, they should be giving... | ||
| The establishment never tried or even wanted to lock up all the Trump supporters, but Alex reported that as a real thing to be afraid of because that's what he wants to do. | ||
| Eventually, if you don't agree to join the cult of Trump, or dare I say even oppose it, What could you possibly be other than a Klaus Schwab follower? | ||
| If you don't support fully all the things that Trump wants to do, you support the depopulation of humanity. | ||
| You support the devil. | ||
| Alex wants to crush dissent by force because his arguments are bad and his information is mostly false. | ||
| He had eight years to use the information war to convince me that my political ideology is based on delusion, and I can't be any more clear that if he made a good argument, I wouldn't spend my time calling him a dumb liar. | ||
| I would be working my ass off to find a way to convey his message without the very clear racism and various other bigotries that he clearly suffers from as a person. | ||
| If there was truth behind his conspiracy-laden version of history, I wouldn't reject that because Alex is a horrible piece of shit. | ||
| It just so happens that he's a horrible person and his worldview is stupid. | ||
| But he's showing a few too many of his cards here. | ||
| When he says that everything is a cult, that is a little bit of an issue. | ||
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If it's all a cult, then why not join the Trump cult? | |
| Eh? | ||
| Come on in! | ||
| For years, folks like Alex have gotten super defensive about the idea that they're in a cult of personality based around Trump. | ||
| But now, the facade isn't really all that important to them. | ||
| He won the election, so you don't have to fake some kind of rationality to appease the moderates anymore. | ||
| Get with the cult, or we're gonna put you in jail. | ||
| Basically, the subtext of what Alex is saying. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's delightful. | ||
| Everybody join the cult. | ||
| What would happen if everybody just joined? | ||
| There'd probably be another kind of schism. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Like, wouldn't that be interesting? | ||
| If everybody was like, well, I mean, the Democrats suck and they're going to lose, so now we're all Republicans, and now every primary is the only election, and it's whoever the best Republican is, right? | ||
| Like, what are we doing? | ||
| Right. | ||
| That would end up splitting. | ||
| It's all stupid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know, but I think that Alex probably doesn't want everyone to join the cult. | ||
| Right, isn't it weird how that works? | ||
| Because of that potential outcome. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| So the war is about 80% won, give or take. | ||
| Ugh, that sucks. | ||
| Yeah, these numbers... | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| But you have to recognize that the numbers don't mean anything. | ||
| Alex just makes up numbers. | ||
| I will quit. | ||
| I will do whatever it takes for him to... | ||
| I'll do it. | ||
| I will quit if he says they 100% won and can go home. | ||
| I think he already has said that they've won plenty of times. | ||
| Right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'll do anything to make you win. | ||
| What's the end? | ||
| What is the end? | ||
| Well, it's the end of the world, according to... | ||
| Done. | ||
| It's all going. | ||
| Well, we're 80% of the way, though. | ||
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Okay. | |
| The war is about 80% won right now. | ||
| That doesn't mean there's some bed of roses and cupcakes on the other side. | ||
| There's some utopia. | ||
| We just won't have a global strategic... | ||
| Power elite array, there's always going to be power elites, that is literally anti-human, anti-prosperity, eugenics death cult. | ||
| But, hey, I'll take it. | ||
| So, you saw people get up off their derrieres and go out and be watching, and as Owen said, and it's now completely clear and it's proven, they pre-packed the election fraud early instead of having... | ||
| Early in the middle and after, last time, everybody was watching when the trucks arrived in the battleground states at 1 a.m. | ||
| And all the media was there, and all the independent media was there, and they just said, it's over. | ||
| And that's why they kept holding off when the cavalry came. | ||
| Well, sorry, everybody's watching this time. | ||
| Yeah, there's no media in the 2020 election. | ||
| So this is how Alex and his ilk will try to move on from their months-long obsession with uncovering very real and very serious instances of voter fraud. | ||
| They stopped it! | ||
| So everything's good now. | ||
| Also, you might notice there how Alex is just hand-waving away how there will always be a power elite. | ||
| He shouldn't believe this, and him just coming out with it should really be suspicious for the audience. | ||
| His problem is supposed to be that there's this fact that unelected power elites are making decisions for humanity and that the people aren't the ones making these decisions. | ||
| The humanity as a whole is not empowered to make those decisions. | ||
| The issue is not supposed to be just the power elite making decisions for humanity are ones I don't like. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| You remember that part of the Bible where they're like, the meek shall... | ||
| Alex was like, go fuck themselves! | ||
| Yeah, there will always be the strong. | ||
| No! | ||
| The meek will always be the meek. | ||
| Nope, nope, nope. | ||
| Not how it's supposed to go, bud. | ||
| Yeah, it's a little telling. | ||
| A lot of this is... | ||
| You know, I think the term mask off kind of gets used a little bit too loosely sometimes, but there is like a... | ||
| Letting notch out of your belt. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, I guess. | ||
| I guess it's okay. | ||
| Kind of accidentally revealing all the kind of lying that they've been doing. | ||
| Yeah, it is funny how after the fact they can say they were lying and people will be less mad than if they told the truth earlier. | ||
| So have you read Lord of the Rings? | ||
| I have. | ||
| What's it about? | ||
| A couple hobbits. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Falling in love. | ||
| Fighting a spider. | ||
| What do they have to do? | ||
| What do they have to do? | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| They have to go to the forest, talk to Tom Bombadil for fucking ever. | ||
| Don't get lost in the weeds here. | ||
| Oh, sorry, sorry. | ||
| Big picture. | ||
| Big picture. | ||
| Drop the one ring into Mordor. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Why? | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| So 6,000 years before the events, there were these nine rings. | ||
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Oh god, it's so long to recite the Silmarillion. | |
| Again, we don't need to get into the weeds. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| What are the stakes? | ||
| It's bad. | ||
| What could happen if they don't destroy the ring? | ||
| I guess equal rights for goblins. | ||
| Orc law would become regular law. | ||
| The Uruk-hai would have better manufacturing positions than the dwarves would. | ||
| Politics would be a mess. | ||
| You're not going where I... | ||
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I'm sorry. | |
| Not quite... | ||
| I'm trying to lead you to Sauron would get the ring. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| Well, I mean, he'd already had the ring before. | ||
| Much like Trump. | ||
| But he'd get it back. | ||
| Well, but I mean, you could take it away from him again, you know. | ||
| But it was hard. | ||
| It really wasn't that hard. | ||
| I mean, in fact, it was kind of a waste of time for everybody, because all this old dear needed to do was just kind of walk up, and he was like, ah! | ||
| And then he just swiped at it. | ||
| Right, but that was like... | ||
| Yeah, he was the only person who could have done that. | ||
| I mean, he was the only one not wearing a helmet at the time, I guess. | ||
| If you got main character energy, you can do it. | ||
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All right. | |
| Sorry. | ||
| I should know better than to ask you about these ghosts. | ||
| Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. | ||
| The issue is... | ||
| According to the plot of the book, as it's written, Sauron's big time evil. | ||
| He's bad. | ||
| He's a bad dude. | ||
| And if Frodo doesn't get this ring into the fire of Mount Doom, Sauron's gonna get that ring and everyone's fucked. | ||
| That's the thing, right? | ||
| But you know, when you look back on it, it's like, people really weren't taking it seriously if they gave it to some hobbits. | ||
| I said walk. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| But they're the only ones who could not be... | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I feel like if you're really taking seriously a world-ending threat, everybody should have just kind of walked to Mordor together. | ||
| That's why they made a fellowship! | ||
| No, there was like nine guys! | ||
| What are you doing with nine... | ||
| You're not sending the fucking SEAL Team 6 to take out Putin, are you? | ||
| They sent them to take out bin Laden? | ||
| Well, are you okay with that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Then here we are! | ||
| You don't want, like, a couple thousand deep team trying to run to Mount Doom. | ||
| I mean, it seems like it's far more likely. | ||
| Some of this also had to do with, like, staying under the radar a little bit. | ||
| That dude's gotta be! | ||
| Let's not litigate the Lord of the Rings. | ||
| All right, all right. | ||
| My point is that Alex makes a Lord of the Rings reference. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I mean, we have to have the trifecta to destroy the globalists. | ||
| Well, I do think the trifecta will happen, but there's no doubt if whatever energy... | ||
| I mean, let's say Trump's evil, like they use a bad analogy. | ||
| I'm not saying he is. | ||
| Sauron needs the ring. | ||
| Whatever energy they have left, they will put into what races are still on the table, I'm sure. | ||
| And I assume that Watley and Lara Trump are at least monitoring these things. | ||
| We've got to get sore on the ring. | ||
| We're going to get the three. | ||
| We're going to get the trifecta. | ||
| We're going to get it. | ||
| We are the ring race. | ||
| We're going to get in the ring. | ||
| We'll be right back. | ||
| That's how the left sees it. | ||
| I'm just joking. | ||
| What? | ||
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We'll be right back. | |
| What? | ||
| That was a little weird. | ||
| A little strange. | ||
| Yeah, so they're the ringwraiths trying to get the ring for Sauron. | ||
| And he's only, he's kidding. | ||
| Kinda. | ||
| I mean, I had not considered Alex writing the Nazgul before. | ||
| But, you know, if anything is strong enough to carry him, it would have to be a giant dragon-shaped bird. | ||
| I think that there are, obviously, if you want to get into some real nerd shit, you can argue the Empire versus the Rebellion, or Sauron versus everyone. | ||
| But those are archetypes of the clearest morality possible. | ||
| It does seem very simple. | ||
| In terms of the story. | ||
| Childish, almost. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Team trying to destroy the ring is good. | ||
| Sauron is bad. | ||
| The Empire is bad. | ||
| Luke and Han and Leia are good. | ||
| Alex identifies quite a bit with the bad side. | ||
| The idea of identifying with ringwraiths, to an explicit point, sounds crazy. | ||
| That is like, I am the undead. | ||
| Tragic, cursed ghost of someone filled with too much greed to ever be allowed to rest. | ||
| Yeah, and comparing Trump getting a majority in the House and Senate. | ||
| With Zora getting the one ring? | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Man, that's wild. | ||
| It's revealing. | ||
| That is, I mean, it is... | ||
| It is something you would parody if you thought it was possible in this life to hear it, and now you know it's possible, so you can't parody it. | ||
| Well, Sauron just wanted the ring to defend the Second Amendment. | ||
| Anyway, Alex has a guest on. | ||
| You heard Owen there for a second, but he has an actual guest. | ||
| An exciting guest. | ||
| Like a for-real person. | ||
| Martin, 35,000-foot view, and then just drill into, can Trump stabilize things? | ||
| What would you do? | ||
| I know you're advising some of the Trump folks. | ||
| Is he really about to drain the swamp? | ||
| And if so, how do we support him? | ||
| Martin Armstrong of armstrongeconomics.com. | ||
| Thank you, sir. | ||
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How you doing, Alex? | |
| I think people have to understand the first time he was there, they picked everybody to go in the cabinet. | ||
| And what you had was that they were then... | ||
| Basically, every one of them was stabbing in the back. | ||
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You know, like John Bolton, for example. | |
| Wait, Alex just said a little bit ago that he was involved in staffing decisions. | ||
| Shouldn't you be complaining to him about... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Our mythologies are working at odds. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex has been very excited about this guest that he has on the show. | ||
| He's a very credible and legit economic guy named Martin Armstrong. | ||
| That sounds false. | ||
| It should come as no surprise that Armstrong is a convicted felon who spent the years 2000 to 2011 in jail after being indicted for fraud running a precious metals Ponzi scam. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| When he got arrested and convicted, he was ordered to turn over a ton of shit, like 102 bars of gold and a $750,000 bust of Caesar. | ||
| But he didn't produce a fair amount of the stuff, and he ended up getting in trouble for contempt of court. | ||
| A few years after he got out of jail, someone found a bunch of gold coins in a house, and they sold them to a local shop. | ||
| This led to the coins being appraised and then auctioned off, at which point Armstrong Oh, come on! | ||
| If you bury treasure, you gotta go back and unbury it. | ||
| That's absurd. | ||
| Long story short, though, he did not get these coins back. | ||
| He didn't ultimately end up with that. | ||
| His case is really interesting because it seems pretty clear that he's a scam kind of guy and fits perfectly in with Alex's crew of experts, but his legal case brings up some tough questions. | ||
| For example, he ended up spending more time in jail because of being held in civil contempt for not turning over the assets than he would have if he just pled guilty. | ||
| Which raises the question of whether or not civil contempt imprisonment is unfairly punitive. | ||
| No, debtor's prison's great. | ||
| If you rob a bank and then you bury the money you stole, should you be able to be jailed for longer than a bank robbery sentence for not telling people where the money is buried? | ||
| It's a hard question because on the one hand, it seems like a punishment for a crime shouldn't be eclipsed by something like civil contempt that grows out of that punishment. | ||
| But on the other hand, folks have made the point that it's not an unfair punishment because it ends as soon as the person complies and is no longer in that contempt. | ||
| It's not a permanent sentence. | ||
| It's just in place as long as you're not turning over your ill-gotten gains, which you're still... | ||
| If you don't... | ||
| If you're not held in some kind of contempt, then you're able to profit off your crime. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So crime would pay. | ||
| It's complicated. | ||
| No, it's Wall Street. | ||
| I'm no legal scholar, but I don't know what I think exactly on this. | ||
| But it's an interesting question that I think people could have different views on. | ||
| It's definitely more interesting than Armstrong himself, who is yet another fraud-type felon who Alex is laundering to the audience as some kind of renegade expert. | ||
| Seems like the main point of this interview is that Trump should eliminate income taxes and maybe all taxes. | ||
| That's... | ||
| That's on the table. | ||
| Good for... | ||
| I'm all for it. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| And the government. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I would like this guy so much more and would trust him far more as an advisor if he had recovered his buried gold. | ||
| He might have recovered some of it. | ||
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That's not enough. | |
| We don't know. | ||
| That's not enough. | ||
| If you're, like, full-on Treasure Island-ing me... | ||
| Then you gotta, you can't be like, oh, actually, that's Michael. | ||
| Can't be that guy. | ||
| But maybe he was in a house that he didn't own anymore. | ||
| After he'd gone to prison, someone else, you know, you'd have to do a break-in. | ||
| Then you gotta get a crew. | ||
| You gotta send out the black spot first. | ||
| We all know the rules, buddy. | ||
| Yeah, I think we've seen this go wrong in too many movies. | ||
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Come on. | |
| You don't want to end up in a Home Alone situation. | ||
| Oh, well, you don't want to end up on InfoWars either. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Get a crew. | ||
| So, I don't care about Armstrong's interview, but Alex afterwards is kind of having to recognize that Trump outperformed a lot of Republicans. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There's a lot of other races where it seems like if you had the same number of people who voted for Trump voting for the Republican candidate, then they would have won. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And he has an explanation for why that happened. | ||
| Let's hear it. | ||
| The House incident, mainly House. | ||
| Fights that aren't over yet. | ||
| We've got to watch so carefully because that's where they really, in the last few midterms and during elections, you do some stealing there at the end and the Republicans lose a lot of their majority in the House or lose the House completely. | ||
| I'm not saying that's going to happen, but no one's like, we've got to ask, why did Trump do better in these states than the down-ballot candidates? | ||
| And that's because a lot of people were just checking To see if they had Trump checked and then those ballots got manipulated later because they know there's less attention on those. | ||
| And there was a lot of election fraud going on. | ||
| So, I mean, again, this was a giant landslide. | ||
| That explains it. | ||
| I mean, it was a giant landslide. | ||
| But people were only checking to see if the Trump vote was flipped. | ||
| They didn't notice that half of their ballot was flipped. | ||
| This is stupid. | ||
| It just never... | ||
| It can't... | ||
| They just don't get the idea that, no, it works. | ||
| When you guys are unpopular, you lose. | ||
| And when the other guys are unpopular, they lose. | ||
| The only time it's fraud is when you're trying to steal it. | ||
| Like, that's it? | ||
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| So what do we do now? | ||
| Are you guys going to complain about voter fraud forever? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Jesus Christ, just fucking end democracy then. | ||
| Well, I think they're working on it. | ||
| Good! | ||
| I'm tired. | ||
| But see, you see it as that. | ||
| You see it as working towards ending democracy and all this. | ||
| But really, Alex just wants to be free. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| There's freedom. | ||
| There is a freedom in slavery, according to some songs. | ||
| And he also... | ||
| Wants everyone to recognize that he's superior. | ||
| That helps. | ||
| We have an opportunity here, not with the really bad guys, because they're never going to stop, but with a lot of their minions and people, and even some high-powered ones, to say, listen, why don't you just join Team Humanity? | ||
| Why don't you try getting on your knees to God and repenting? | ||
| If there's still good left in you, I want you to know that I don't want to enslave you. | ||
| I don't want to kill you. | ||
| I don't want to run your life. | ||
| You can do what you want in your life. | ||
| Just don't do it in mine. | ||
| You understand that? | ||
| Stay away from my children. | ||
| Stay away from my freedom. | ||
| And understand that I'm sorry that my culture is the best. | ||
| I'm sorry that my ideas are the best. | ||
| I'm sorry you feel like losers and hate everybody, and so you want to bring society down with you. | ||
| We're just not going to let you do it without a fight. | ||
| And if you keep trimming the heat up, you're the ones that are escalating with this stuff. | ||
| I have no desire to smash you. | ||
| But we will. | ||
| And I think you've figured out by now, I'm talking to the globalists themselves as well, that we're not playing around. | ||
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Alright? | |
| I fundamentally believe in humanity. | ||
| I bet on humanity. | ||
| I am simply pointing out who we really are and asking people to stand up and be who God made them. | ||
| And we will win. | ||
| And you look at the people that follow Satan, you look at the satanic system, I mean, these are a pack of losers. | ||
| Come on, people, stop serving it. | ||
| It's going to destroy us all. | ||
| Now, we're going to go to break. | ||
| I've got all these clips, all this insanity. | ||
| I mean, these are incredible clips. | ||
| I should have got to it right at the start of the show, but I haven't. | ||
| I mean, I've got like dozens of them. | ||
| This is all wild. | ||
| It's all very important. | ||
| A lot of it's them capitulating, and then the other one's just saying, no, we're in our restaurant. | ||
| The deep state will save us. | ||
| I'll get you next time. | ||
| Villain stuff. | ||
| So this is important. | ||
| It's all coming up. | ||
| Now, you really want to go to thealexjohnstore.com. | ||
| You sure do. | ||
| So Alex says that he just wants to be free, and maybe that sounds fair enough. | ||
| The problem is that as he keeps talking, he accidentally kind of reveals that what he wants is not freedom. | ||
| It's cultural dominance. | ||
| If Alex wanted freedom, that would be fine. | ||
| But what he really wants is for his bigotry to be freed up from making him feel bad. | ||
| He wants your freedoms to be infringed in order to make himself feel better. | ||
| If you're a dude and you want to kiss your boyfriend in public, you should not be free to do that, according to Alex. | ||
| What if there's a Christian around who doesn't like being reminded of how much they hate gay people? | ||
| Are you not considering their freedom to live without reminders that you exist? | ||
| Alex doesn't believe in freedom. | ||
| He believes in his own freedom. | ||
| He believes that if you have a different idea about freedom, you shouldn't have the freedom to disagree with him, because his version is better, and you should submit to it for your own good. | ||
| So that's an interesting dynamic, and you can see how this... | ||
| It smoothly leads to a plug. | ||
| I think that is where the whole framing things is a battle between good and evil kind of runs into trouble. | ||
| Is if you win and you are good, then that means you have to impose your quote-unquote goodness on everybody else. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| You probably shouldn't think it's a battle between good and evil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just throwing that out there. | ||
| It's because when, yeah, it puts you into a pretty tight box. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, a lot of this episode ends up being about God telling Alex times. | ||
| So let's just enjoy. | ||
| Where was God whenever there were fucking volcanoes in Pompeii? | ||
| Was he busy? | ||
| Oh, I missed the time! | ||
| We hadn't invented clocks yet! | ||
| I couldn't warn anybody because they hadn't digitized it! | ||
| God warned someone in, at the time, Austin, Texas. | ||
| But there was no way to get the message. | ||
| Somebody woke up and the sundial was out and he was like, oh shit, and then Pompeii went off? | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| I'll take that. | ||
| Because there was no internet. | ||
| Retract my criticism of God. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I've told the crew about this, and I have done it a couple times for my wife and a few times for my children, but I only do it when the Spirit tells me to. | ||
| It's like a soft shoe. | ||
| And I just have to clear my mind, and then I'm given the answer. | ||
| This happens in a lot of things in a lot of ways. | ||
| But when God chooses to do it, and if you'll notice, I've done this other times here and there on the air. | ||
| I go ahead and say it, and then I'm never wrong. | ||
| Sometimes I can interpret it a little bit off, but just a little bit. | ||
| So last night... | ||
| I literally, just like other people described it, you feel a demonic presence. | ||
| It's like your skin crawls back. | ||
| Your hair and your neck stands up. | ||
| You feel the angel, which is always there. | ||
| It's like a warm feeling right behind you. | ||
| And then I'm like, oh, it's always there. | ||
| But God's like saying through the intercessor, okay, I want you to pay attention. | ||
| And then when I've not been listening to God because I'm so busy or distracted or get back to thinking I can do it myself subconsciously, God will. | ||
| I told you about this six months ago. | ||
| We ought to find the club. | ||
| And I just share it so you know how real God is. | ||
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Even if I can attack for it. | |
| And this usually happens every few months. | ||
| It's been happening since I was a little kid. | ||
| And I know what it was at first. | ||
| But I'll wake up or I'll be outside watering plants or something and haven't looked at the clock in hours. | ||
| And it's like a direction goes, go in the house and look at the clock. | ||
| It's going to be this time. | ||
| And it's always right. | ||
| And then I go, what is this? | ||
| Why am I being told this? | ||
| Because you're not listening. | ||
| And if I can show you that, this is important. | ||
| I'm getting your attention that I'm here. | ||
| So it's kind of like in Interstellar. | ||
| Oh, my God, I was about to say, is this interstellar? | ||
| I was so close to saying that. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| That would have been great! | ||
| You know, I... | ||
| God's been telling me to be more open about this and just to get your attention. | ||
| And so last night, I feel the warmth. | ||
| And I just sit back. | ||
| Well, Owen's going to see her talking. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
| I go, okay, what am I supposed to do? | ||
| Ask Owen to predict what time Trump will declare victory for a minute. | ||
| And I'm like, okay. | ||
| I don't even think about what the next thing is. | ||
| And I go, Owen, if you're saying he needs to come out, when do you think he will? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And Owen's like, I'm not sure. | ||
| And then I just go, well, let me, and you watch it on here. | ||
| I'll put the clip and come back. | ||
| I go, I didn't say it four or five numbers. | ||
| I said, 127. | ||
| He will come on the stage and speak at 127. | ||
| And then I was like, And they were talking, and I was getting more. | ||
| I was like, Eastern Central? | ||
| And then we kind of went on to the next thing. | ||
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Fuck you. | |
| And then it was to the second he did that. | ||
| I'm convinced. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| What in God's name? | ||
| I don't know why you're responding with such anger and frustration. | ||
| I'm so mad. | ||
| I feel like, what else could he do to prove... | ||
| That he knows times. | ||
| You know, sometimes, I don't know if you recall, but all of our bad reviews are about me. | ||
| And generally they're about how I talk too much and am too loud. | ||
| And so sometimes, not often, but sometimes in my head I'll be like, don't say anything, just let the clip play out. | ||
| Don't bring up Interstellar. | ||
| I was like, two seconds earlier, I was like, oh my god, he's describing Interstellar. | ||
| And I felt like... | ||
| Puppy dog heart going, like, say Interstellar. | ||
| Say Interstellar. | ||
| And in the back of my head, I was like, nah, people don't like it. | ||
| And then he said it, and now I'm furious. | ||
| I think that he probably said it because he was realizing that people like you might be thinking, you're just talking about Interstellar. | ||
| That's fucking Interstellar. | ||
| Yeah, that's exactly why he said it, because he was describing Interstellar. | ||
| Because he was getting a little self-conscious. | ||
| Yep, yep, yep, yep. | ||
| So yeah, leaving that aside. | ||
| What a weird god. | ||
| But I'm convinced that there was an angel whispering a time in his ear. | ||
| Man, what God is... | ||
| What is he up to? | ||
| What is he thinking? | ||
| Well, also, let's be totally clear about this. | ||
| If we're going to take all this seriously. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Telling you what time it is... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In the middle of the night. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's very different than telling you what time Trump will later take the stage. | ||
| Slightly different. | ||
| They both involve a time. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But one is a predictive future thing, and one is a description of the exact moment we're in right now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, one is preparing him for the other. | ||
| It was all prelude to the moment where he said, 127, and then ask God. | ||
| Eastern and Central. | ||
| Can I ask you a question? | ||
| Did God create the time zones in this scenario, or does God respect the time zones? | ||
| Well, now, here's what's interesting. | ||
| Because time zones were created because of, like, work, right? | ||
| I mean, like, because of labor stuff. | ||
| I would assume, or I mean, you know, the world happened all the time. | ||
| Well, see, that's the thing. | ||
| Obviously, times are different because of the nature of reality and the sun and everything. | ||
| But our description of time zones... | ||
| Is human. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| It's recognizing a natural phenomenon. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But we have decided to describe it in the way that we have. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| With the cutoffs of ours. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like, if you're really thinking about it, it's minutes earlier. | ||
| In between the time zones, right? | ||
| It would be. | ||
| If you're considering this, you know, like, we're orbiting around a supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy. | ||
| I don't know what time it is there. | ||
| Because, in fact, it is zero negative time there. | ||
| In the exact center of the black hole is zero time. | ||
| So it is no time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, I was at the planetarium and watched this video about things that are past Neptune. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Right? | ||
| Yeah, stuff is out there. | ||
| And one of the pieces of information that you learn from this is that it takes a couple minutes for the sun's light to hit Earth. | ||
| Isn't that crazy? | ||
| Right? | ||
| And then there's these objects out there. | ||
| It takes two days. | ||
| What? | ||
| And I was like, what does that mean? | ||
| It means that you are seeing them two days ago. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| But if you're on there... | ||
| Well, then they're seeing you two days ago. | ||
| But are you waiting two days for that light? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Like, how does that time work? | ||
| It's how it works! | ||
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Right. | |
| Isn't that amazing? | ||
| I guess, but... | ||
| It's a miracle! | ||
| Right. | ||
| But, what time is it? | ||
| So, if you want to go crazy on it... | ||
| There is no such thing as time. | ||
| It is only relative to the speed at which that you are moving. | ||
| Now, that's the complicated piece. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because an angel telling Alex what time something will happen and an angel telling Alex what time it currently is... | ||
| Are the same in that sense, in the sense that all time is meaningless. | ||
| I mean, telling someone what will happen is making the thing happen, in essence, because you are simply like the light being two days in advance. | ||
| Because the angel told Alex what time Trump would come out, Trump had no free will in terms of when he took the stage. | ||
| None of us ever do. | ||
| But there is a time zone issue. | ||
| Well, it's really kind of God to just, like, you know, hammer it down. | ||
| Central, buddy. | ||
| So Alex talks a little bit more about the, you know, the waking up in the middle of the night. | ||
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To pee. | |
| We all have to pee. | ||
| Well, he does have to pee, but he also has to find out what time it is. | ||
| You know, prostate, our age. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It happens. | ||
| It was about five, six months ago, and four times in one week. | ||
| I was awakened in the middle of the night by the Holy Spirit and sat up, turned the light on, feet on the floor, sitting in the bed in my underwear. | ||
| And I'm like, I mean, I don't just wake up for no reason. | ||
| I feel it. | ||
| I'm like, okay. | ||
| And it's, go to the bathroom. | ||
| It's going to be 4 a.m. | ||
| And there's, again, a little portable alarm clock a lot that I keep in the dresser. | ||
| I don't usually need an alarm clock. | ||
| I wake up at like 5.30 always. | ||
| But it's there sometimes if I stay up really late working and I turn it on. | ||
| But there's no clock in there. | ||
| I don't like ticking and noises and lights. | ||
| Why do I know so much about this? | ||
| There's a canary. | ||
| And I walk into the bathroom. | ||
| To my sink, and I like to turn the phone off when I'm in the house around the family because it is a surveillance device, and it's my privacy. | ||
| And so I get up every second, walk, and it's like, hurry up, turn it on. | ||
| And so I turn the phone on. | ||
| This was the fourth time that week. | ||
| But this was down to the second, and I'm sitting there peeing. | ||
| It's like, you know, get up, counter. | ||
| I'm sitting there going, I'm kind of taking it for granted at this point. | ||
| I know God's going to be right. | ||
| I'm like, this is crazy. | ||
| Of course, I try to be able to observe this. | ||
| I can't believe it. | ||
| Phone boots up, and it's 4-0-0. | ||
| And then God goes, and you're thinking that this is crazy, even though I've shown you four times this week. | ||
| This is the fourth time, and it's 4 a.m. | ||
| And God goes, it's now 14 seconds to count down 14. It was instant. | ||
| Count properly in one message. | ||
| 14 seconds, count properly. | ||
| 14, 13, and I'm singing out loud, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 401. | ||
| And I was done pissing. | ||
| That's an exact true story. | ||
| So, holding my, you know what, with my left hand, holding the phone in my right hand, God talking to me, just what's going on, and I'm just like, I know, thank you, what do I do? | ||
| Because the message is, you're not listening. | ||
| So I know we've heard Alex tell this kind of story before, and that if you're listening to this and think he has anything worthwhile to say about politics, you're past reaching. | ||
| If you hear someone tell a story about how God is speaking to them and giving them messages proven by unverifiable stories about how he knows what time it is in the middle of the night, and you don't immediately recognize that they're a lunatic or a fraud, I can't help you. | ||
| But I decided to play this clip of Alex retelling the story because it has subtle differences from past versions of the story that I think are pretty important and kind of indicate that he's... | ||
| Just riffing all this shit so he can feel like a big boy prophet who's closer to God than you. | ||
| The first thing that jumps out about this telling of the story is that he had ignored God telling him what time it was three previous... | ||
| That makes no sense, based on how this has been a language that God has used since Alex was a kid in order to reveal some kind of important message. | ||
| God didn't just start telling Alex what time it is, and he's just now figuring out the significance of knowing what time it is. | ||
| By the point that this story is happening, he should be fully aware that when he gets up in the middle of the night and a disembodied voice tells him what time it is, that's the equivalent of seeing the bat signal. | ||
| He knows this. | ||
| There's no world where Alex should be a 50-year-old guy getting these calls from God and not piecing together the importance of it and being like, uh, again? | ||
| It's just not plausible. | ||
| And God also sounds like a bad magician. | ||
| He tells Alex what time it is, then sees that Alex isn't impressed, so he says, now for my next trick, count down from 14 properly! | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| It's just idiotic. | ||
| The only thing that is happening to or about time right now is he is murdering it. | ||
| He's wasting it. | ||
| He's killing all of our time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is horrific. | ||
| You're not wrong. | ||
| If I was being serial killed, I would be like, everything is fine so long as you don't play this exact story for me. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Again. | ||
| Again. | ||
| You know, in some ways, if you really think about it, you're always listening to that clip. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All time is an illusion, and you are forever listening to Alex talk about peeing. | ||
| I mean, if we are the experience of a four-dimensional time space, then yeah, I think that is exactly what is happening. | ||
| There is a moment of my life that will forever exist in toiling agony, trying to survive that clip. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So Alex has these visions, and knowing what time it is, that makes him special. | ||
| But his friend Tucker... | ||
| Has recently come out with a story about a demon attack. | ||
| Slightly more impressive. | ||
| I think so. | ||
| He had claw marks all over his body and blood in his bed and he still has the marks on him. | ||
| It's a better story than I woke up in the middle of the night and it's four o 'clock. | ||
| Yeah, it's more fixing the blind guy than the water into wine thing. | ||
| And so I think that Alex is like, I gotta reclaim a little bit of this. | ||
| And so he starts talking about how he... | ||
| Look, Alex knows some things about Tucker's story. | ||
| The Tucker hasn't told. | ||
| And so I think Alex is slowly trying to tell Tucker's story for him while talking about how he doesn't want to tell Tucker's private story. | ||
| I'm sitting there with Tucker Carlson at his dinner table. | ||
| And it's a private story. | ||
| If Tucker ever wants to tell it, he can. | ||
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And... | |
| God tells me. | ||
| Yeah, Tucker, so did this happen to you? | ||
| Did anybody try to lay hands on you or something, not Christian, ask you to go in a room with them? | ||
| Oh, let me guess. | ||
| And when they laid their hands on you, did it send a serious sexual energy through you? | ||
| Let's fuck. | ||
| And he goes, he totally freaked out. | ||
| He goes, yeah, that's exactly, how the hell do you know this? | ||
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I really want to fuck. | |
| I said, no, it's not me. | ||
| God wants you to know that. | ||
| You want to fuck? | ||
| That's why he says I'm the most extraordinary person I've ever met. | ||
| I mean, God told me, show Tucker Carlson how real God is through me. | ||
| Because he needs to know that. | ||
| He already knew, but now you see where he's at. | ||
| All the way, fully committed, on fire. | ||
| So, when Alex says, this is Tucker's private story, and, you know, it's his to tell if he wants to, you just know, like, oh, he's about to tell something he shouldn't be talking about. | ||
| All the details. | ||
| So, apparently, Tucker got taken to someone's house, or he was at someone's house, and he got taken to a room with a throne in it, and they laid hands on him, and he got a charge of serious sexual energy. | ||
| That'll happen. | ||
| And then he got attacked by a demon. | ||
| Was he in Jon Snow's house? | ||
| Was that the fucking... | ||
| Alex knows the name. | ||
| He said that he knows who... | ||
| This person is. | ||
| He's just not revealing who gave Tucker a serious charge of sexual energy in their throne room. | ||
| It would make sense for Benioff and Weiss to have the Iron Throne and to be giving it to Tucker Carlson either to support him or to put secret... | ||
| Curses upon him. | ||
| Yeah, that is a possibility. | ||
| I'll accept that. | ||
| That makes as much sense as God telling him the time. | ||
| You know, I do feel like your mind tries to go to, like, alright, we know that there's a throne. | ||
| Who has a throne? | ||
| Who has a throne? | ||
| Let's narrow down the throne conversation. | ||
| There are so few public thrones. | ||
| There are many. | ||
| But then it really starts to be like, ugh, there could be a lot of people with secret thrones. | ||
| Maybe all of the elites have thrones. | ||
| I imagine that there are more people who have thrones than are willing to talk about having thrones. | ||
| I will definitely believe that. | ||
| And how many people, maybe it's a toilet. | ||
| Maybe they call it a throne. | ||
| Sure, but I think we're talking thrones you don't want to talk about kind of level of throne. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| There are people who've got thrones that are like... | ||
| Oh, no, this is just my throne that I... | ||
| It's not like a theater thing. | ||
| You sit in that throne. | ||
| You know you do. | ||
| It's like you don't want to admit that you have a throne because it requires so many steps to set up this throne that clearly indicates some sort of hole you're filling in yourself. | ||
| I want something. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so you probably wouldn't admit publicly that you have a throne. | ||
| When you look at the A-Rod portrait of himself and the horse, You know everything you need to know. | ||
| You see that portrait and you're like, you made all these choices? | ||
| I know exactly how you made those choices and I know what thoughts you were having when you did it? | ||
| More power to you, but leave me alone, you creepy weirdo. | ||
| When you tell someone that you have a throne in a room in your house, it's kind of revealing these things that are implied by it. | ||
| Much like telling people you were attacked by a demon. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| There's no super cash throne. | ||
| No. | ||
| And there's no super cash demon attack. | ||
| No, there's no super cash demon attack. | ||
| But maybe there will be soon. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because demon attacks... | ||
| On the rise? | ||
| Oh, you better believe it. | ||
| And I told you, over a year ago, I know prominent people, not just him, that didn't believe in God but were doing good work, but they weren't protected by Jesus because they had to ask God to protect them and the Holy Spirit of their heart. | ||
| Are these rules written down? | ||
| In their bedroom, wake up in a black shape. | ||
| Comes and attacks them and just scratches their back, their arms, their face. | ||
| Sometimes there's a bleh, that noise. | ||
| And it's happening more and more. | ||
| And let me tell you, they get Jesus real fast. | ||
| And you say, in the name of Jesus, be gone? | ||
| Can't even attack you. | ||
| And it's real. | ||
| You call it a space alien, whatever it is, okay? | ||
| It's real. | ||
| All right? | ||
| So, and just like the Bible says every culture also says, there's the big guy that made it all, and then he's got entities that work for him. | ||
| Those are the angels. | ||
| Those are the good guys. | ||
| And then there's the bad guys, like everything else in the universe. | ||
| I really want to be with the good guys. | ||
| All right. | ||
| The ring rates? | ||
| Yeah, apparently. | ||
| I guess that would be sort of like a dark shape. | ||
| You know, the Ringwraiths have that appearance. | ||
| This is strange. | ||
| I think if Alex is saying that demon attacks are on the rise, we already know because Tucker's talked about being attacked by a demon. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Should we just imply that Rogan's been attacked by a demon? | ||
| I don't know what has it... | ||
| What is not a demon at this point? | ||
| Now that we're in post-demon acceptance world now. | ||
| But it could be an alien. | ||
| It could be an alien? | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, so we'll accept demons as aliens? | ||
| No, I reject. | ||
| Okay, you reject aliens. | ||
| And here's why. | ||
| They can't attack you if you bring up Jesus. | ||
| So it can't just be an alien. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| It can't just be an alien. | ||
| Unless there is a whole new set of rules regarding this set of aliens. | ||
| It can't be a secular alien. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is an alien that intersects with Christian dogma. | ||
| Or there's a coincidental law of the universe that winds up being that this collection of sounds in their language is the most offensive word you could possibly say. | ||
| And they'll be like, hey man, what the fuck? | ||
| And then leave. | ||
| If the idea of infinity is real and there's infinite universes, we may just be in that universe. | ||
| There is a universe where saying Jesus to an alien is the most offensive thing. | ||
| It's like the F slur. | ||
| And they just have to leave you alone. | ||
| Because they're a more advanced society. | ||
| They're like, we're not going to fight you. | ||
| We're just going to let your Earth explode. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's that or demons. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Maybe you just think are aliens. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| But underneath it all, Alex's sort of religious shit is still very important to this. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Now, I think if you are dumb and incredulous and stupid, I think that there is a very... | ||
| I would say impossible difference to make between demon attacks being on the rise and shitheads saying that they've been attacked by demons that you're just assuming are real, that being on the rise. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I would say probably watching a lot of ancient aliens leads to believing there were ancient aliens. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I would assume that on social media there was a whole lot of people talking about being attacked by demons after Tucker's video dropped. | ||
| Funny how a bunch of apes like us work. | ||
| So, Alex... | ||
| God, man, I wish he would have finished the story that he is about to tell. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| God gave us all this consciousness, all this beauty, all this success, all this incredible adventure and free will, and the devil just wants to destroy it all. | ||
| So why would you want to serve the thing that hates you? | ||
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Sauron? | |
| I mean, I know there's a thrill. | ||
| I've... | ||
| Unintentionally dabbled in evil. | ||
| I have... | ||
| Bought a throne? | ||
| Been in the deep end without knowing it. | ||
| Got tempted by... | ||
| Well, the way the real bad guy does it. | ||
| I've talked to the experts. | ||
| I'm sorry? | ||
| On the real bad guy? | ||
| That's a story for another day. | ||
| But I met the devil at the crossroads and didn't make the deal. | ||
| Boo! | ||
| But it didn't mean that some of the devil didn't rub off on me. | ||
| You fucked the devil. | ||
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Come on, man. | |
| Because you look at a lot of people that God rises up against the devil have unintentionally been running with the devil. | ||
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And... | |
| I've been running with the devil. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| And I can tell you the devil's real in the pale moonlight. | ||
| The Joker? | ||
| I mean, fine. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Alex met the devil. | ||
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God, man, you know what? | |
| Here's the truth. | ||
| Let's get into it, all right? | ||
| If you're telling me that Alex has met the devil, talked to the devil, had a whole devil thing going on for a while, but Alex has also met God only through the form of what time is it, I'm choosing the devil! | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| Fuck it! | ||
| God's just telling me what time it is! | ||
| Get a job, man! | ||
| Well, I wonder about this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because I wonder about Alex meeting... | ||
| The devil. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And thinking he turned down the offer, but that he was just being manipulated. | ||
| There is that with the devil and he is dumb. | ||
| I wonder about that because, yeah, I mean, that's the real thing you have to carry with you is that he's very stupid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex is a dumb, bumbling fuck. | ||
| So I wouldn't put it past him to, you know, meet up with the devil. | ||
| Here's one of my favorite. | ||
| Fuck it up. | ||
| Here's one of my favorite things about humanity. | ||
| And stories about the devil. | ||
| Is that all stories about the devil essentially can be boiled down to there is a great deceiver. | ||
| He didn't lie to me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I saw through it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I also think that there's nothing in the world that could stop the devil from telling you what time it is. | ||
| There is nothing inherent about these messages that Alex gets. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| It's not like in the Bible, they're like, you shall know God by him being accurate to the atomic clock. | ||
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Sure. | |
| There's nothing about that that is like... | ||
| Devil only works in Eastern. | ||
| Devil only works in Eastern time zone. | ||
| I believe that. | ||
| That's why we have daylight savings time. | ||
| The devil tricked us into sticking with the Eastern time zone so it has a little bit more time in the Midwest than it normally does. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Makes perfect sense. | ||
| Also, when we were talking about time zones being about labor, I was totally thinking about daylight savings time. | ||
| But still, my point remains. | ||
| I think that if Alex did meet the devil, and there was an offer that Alex thinks he turned down, if I were the devil, I would start visiting him, pretending to be gone, telling him what time it is. | ||
| And fuck with his brain a little bit. | ||
| I mean, I feel like the devil maybe gave him a deal that had three double negatives in it, and he just was like, aha, I tricked you. | ||
| I will sign yes on the bottom line. | ||
| That's classic devil stuff. | ||
| Yeah, that's devil shit. | ||
| So Alex and Trump, they're both very powerful spiritual entities. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This is just nuts. | ||
| That's why the globalists hate me so much, is they look at me and they go, he looks good. | ||
| And he puts off the energy of the guy we hate, but he also kind of looks like the boss. | ||
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That's the devil. | |
| What is that? | ||
| And I've talked about this phenomenon. | ||
| Springsteen? | ||
| Trump? | ||
| The devil. | ||
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No. | |
| Flickers with Holy Ghost energy, and then you'll see a little devil there. | ||
| But see, our spirits are reflective. | ||
| Light. | ||
| But like a glowing mirror, but multi-dimensioned. | ||
| And so all of us stare into the abyss. | ||
| We become partly abyss. | ||
| And so the residence of these Satanists is so low and they're so weak that when they see someone who's a powerful spiritual entity, they are very lustful for it. | ||
| They don't have the power that Trump has. | ||
| They don't have the power that I have. | ||
| And they don't like the power you have. | ||
| A husband and wife. | ||
| The power of your children. | ||
| The power of what we can do together. | ||
| And God is where the power comes from. | ||
| The devil is just a facsimile twisted of it with pride and the exhilaration of domination. | ||
| I don't remember reading this in the Bible, how powerful spiritual beings reflect Holy Ghost energy as well as Satan energy. | ||
| This kind of seems like heresy. | ||
| Don't recall it, yeah. | ||
| The way Alex describes the devil's energy at the end of that clip really just sounds like him. | ||
| The exhilaration of domination perfectly sums Alex up. | ||
| He gets excited about the idea of limiting access to reproductive health care. | ||
| He gets charged up advocating for banning people from presenting themselves in a way that he doesn't approve of in public. | ||
| Exhilaration for domination should be on his epitaph. | ||
| And Alex says that the devil is about pride. | ||
| But just earlier in that clip, he said the globalists are lustful of the power that he and Trump have as supremely strong spiritual beings. | ||
| He thinks God constantly talks to him by telling him the time in the middle of the night because that story gives him a sense of pride. | ||
| Based on internal logic, Alex should be really worried that he's following the devil, but also he should be worried that people in the audience would suspect that he knows that he's following the devil. | ||
| He talked about how he needed to get sore on the one ring earlier in this show. | ||
| This is, like, ridiculous. | ||
| Here's the thing that makes me resent this even more than all of the current things that I'm resenting about it. | ||
| It makes me feel like a bit player in this story about a dumb guy who sold his soul to the devil and then tried to trick the devil by being like, hey, but make me forget I sold my soul. | ||
| Sort of a memento thing. | ||
| Or he sold his soul to the devil but thinks that he was crossing his fingers. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| This is the dumbest possible story. | ||
| It's so stupid. | ||
| It's so dumb. | ||
| I want a better devil! | ||
| Well, here's the thing. | ||
| You know, your theory about Alex being tricked into making a deal with the devil, it's kind of strengthened by this next split. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| I'm just sad for people who have been turned totally over to Satan because they think the power that they access, which I have accessed, is the power. | ||
| And I can tell that the Satanists, I've accessed satanic powers you couldn't even imagine. | ||
| By the time I was like 13 years old, you don't know anything about it. | ||
| You're fools, you're slaves. | ||
| And I'm telling you, I've seen what the devil has to offer, and it's nothing. | ||
| You understand? | ||
| They know it's true. | ||
| So, here is the little prediction last night. | ||
| I am projecting, which is about a 95% prediction, I am predicting that at 127... | ||
| Trump comes out on the stage. | ||
| 127. | ||
| And then, like, Job had it all given. | ||
| Another headset just went out. | ||
| Give me another chart. | ||
| Yeah, this one's out. | ||
| Guys, bring me another one. | ||
| Trump is out on stage. | ||
| We'll come back to him in a moment. | ||
| Let's go to this live feed right now. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
| History happening right now. | ||
| Support us so we can defend Trump during all that's coming, all that's going on. | ||
| You need us in the fight for Trump. | ||
| I want to stay in the fight. | ||
| I'm asking for your support. | ||
| AlexJones4.com, GeorgeMansAdgrals.com. | ||
| Go to President Trump Live right now. | ||
| So I would like Alex to get a bit more specific about the Satan powers he had at 13. Yeah. | ||
| If we're keeping track of his pretend timeline of life, at 11 he was attacked by a poltergeist in his kitchen, then at 12 he read None Dare Call It Conspiracy, which woke him up to the New World Order. | ||
| Apparently, after being attacked by a poltergeist and learning of the grand universal conspiracy, Alex decided to take on devil powers a little afterwards. | ||
| However, all this time, he had a family full of patriots who had already told him about the great battle between good and evil. | ||
| And at some point in his earlier childhood, God had given him visions of his future because he was created by his ancestors in the womb to fight the literal devil. | ||
| And at eight, he found out that his grandma was, or his mom's grandma was a noted channeler who presidents consulted people. | ||
| So what powers did he have? | ||
| I want to know! | ||
| Also, you'll notice that Alex's version of his amazing prediction cuts out the surrounding context where they were clearly talking about 127 Eastern Time, not 127 Central. | ||
| Almost like he knows about it. | ||
| When Trump comes out on stage, Alex doesn't say it's exactly the time I said because it wasn't 127 when Alex... | ||
| When Trump was coming out. | ||
| So instead, Alex just desperately plugs his dummy businesses that he created to subvert his bankruptcy. | ||
| Because that's what this is really about. | ||
| All the rest of this is window dressing. | ||
| It's only after the fact that some employee noticed the time, noticed what it was. | ||
| Created in retrospect. | ||
| But here's the other thing, too. | ||
| I think that the devil doesn't give you power without a cost. | ||
| Generally, that is the way of things. | ||
| He's not a generous guy. | ||
| So if Alex tasted powers that you cannot even imagine from the devil, you're not going to just walk out of that. | ||
| Nope, that's usually how it works. | ||
| God doesn't do take-backsies? | ||
| Did you know that there's a no-take-backsies rule with the devil? | ||
| You cannot hear this story of Alex making a deal with the devil. | ||
| He must have if he got these powers somehow. | ||
| And then just being like, oh, but I... | ||
| I'm cool now. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| No way, man. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Not how it works. | ||
| If I buy into this angel-devil bullshit that you're talking about, you are on Team Satan. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Cannot trust you at all. | ||
| There's no other explanation for all of this. | ||
| You had Satan powers. | ||
| You admitted you talked to the devil. | ||
| All of this. | ||
| Why would I believe... | ||
| Why would I trust you the moment you had Satan powers? | ||
| You also became somebody who lies to everybody all the time. | ||
| On account of that's how Satan powers work. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So how could I ever believe you, even if you had turned to the light? | ||
| That's part of the ruse! | ||
| I would say you have to be very suspicious of that, based on his own telling of things. | ||
| I mean, unless he's the devil, in which case, it's right in front of our eyes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That's how the devil works. | ||
| In mysterious ways, I guess. | ||
| Because even the devil can quote scripture, and Alex fucks that up constantly. | ||
| So that proves that he's not the devil. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So I was looking for other... | ||
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Sure. | |
| You know, we got the 127 thing. | ||
| I kind of think it's bullshit. | ||
| Obviously. | ||
| Alex pees in the middle of the night and knows what time it is. | ||
| I think that's kind of bullshit. | ||
| But maybe there's some other examples of his prophecies. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So he gets into some here. | ||
| I mean, God's like, how much has God got to show you? | ||
| Four. | ||
| But God wanted me to work on Tucker Carlson. | ||
| I mean, I'm just sitting up here one day and I go, he will be fired within one month, 29 days later fired. | ||
| Tucker calls up and goes, did they tell you? | ||
| How'd you know? | ||
| And I just said, I just, God told me to say it, I just, the night of the shooting in Vegas, it was the Sunday show, the last 10 seconds, we can find that, and I just said, randomly, I don't remember saying it, and they'll probably shoot up a major music concert at 10 o 'clock at night tonight, and then... | ||
| The next day, the FBI hostage rescue team, through an individual I know here locally, comes to my house. | ||
| About 7.30, I'm drinking coffee, about to leave. | ||
| Comes in, he goes, yeah, this is such and such on the phone here, and I know this other guy, he goes, my buddy from the Army, he's on the hostage rescue team. | ||
| Look, they don't think you're involved, but can you just tell? | ||
| I said, sure. | ||
| I said, I'll tell you. | ||
| Do you remember what you did last night? | ||
| And I said, no, on your show. | ||
| And I said, no. | ||
| Well, you know about what just went on. | ||
| And I said, yeah. | ||
| And they said, you don't know? | ||
| You said there would be a shooting at a... | ||
| Music concert at 10 o 'clock at night? | ||
| Just at the end of your show? | ||
| No, I didn't remember that. | ||
| And sure as hell, I went back. | ||
| And we can go dig it up. | ||
| And I just, I mean, what the hell is that? | ||
| Excuse me, Lord. | ||
| You know what I mean? | ||
| It's just, oh my gosh. | ||
| I mean, look, I just feel like you guys need to know this. | ||
| You need to understand how the universe really works. | ||
| So this is a great illustration of Alex being a complete and utter fraud. | ||
| We've talked about the Tucker thing in the past. | ||
| Alex wasn't saying that Tucker was going to get fired from Fox. | ||
| He was saying that Tucker was too big for Fox and was going to quit. | ||
| He's removed that context from a clip to make it look like he predicted Tucker was going to get fired. | ||
| And this Las Vegas shooting is another interesting example of how this game gets played. | ||
| The Vegas shooting happened on October 1, 2017, and you just heard Alex's version of the story. | ||
| So would it surprise you to learn that this is not true? | ||
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No! | |
| On his show on October 1st, Alex was interviewing Matt Bracken, the guy who had to go away for a little while after it came out that he was promoting Storming the Capitol on Infowars prior to January 6th. | ||
| So he kind of made the we were set up by provocateurs thing look silly. | ||
| So we're not going to talk to Bracken for a little while. | ||
| Yeah, probably best. | ||
| Anyway, here's Matt on that show from October 1st. | ||
| Who throws the first blow is critical to shaping the opening stages of the Civil War. | ||
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So what the left is trying to do... | |
| Either a false flag provocation, which I still think is most likely probably somebody firing into a left-wing crowd, leaving right-wing literature at the scene. | ||
| Either that or another Charlottesville-type mentally psychotic loser who will be turned into a guided missile behind the wheel of a truck. | ||
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also to plow into... | |
| Well, you said that about three months ago. | ||
| You said shooting into a crowd or running them over, copying the Islamic attack. | ||
| It'll probably be staged, and they'll use that as the red shirt. | ||
| So you can clearly tell that it was Matt Bracken who was suggesting that there will be a false flag shooting into a crowd. | ||
| And you can further hear Alex is saying that Bracken had been suggesting this idea of the shooting into a crowd for the past months. | ||
| This isn't a conversation that happens because God told Alex to make a breathtaking prediction. | ||
| It's a top priority message for Matt Bracken to get out because he doesn't want to be blamed for acts of domestic terrorism. | ||
| We see it in Ottawa yesterday. | ||
| A free speech rally by 5,500 Antifas show up. | ||
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And they're mostly homeless losers that are paid to do that. | |
| There's evidence coming out about that. | ||
| Sure, we know it's synthetic. | ||
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And then the same night in Edmonton, you know, thousands of miles to the west. | |
| You have an ISIS truck rampage trying to do a Nice Barcelona attack. | ||
| These are the two pillars, the left and Islam. | ||
| They're working together. | ||
| You see it at the range with the hijab-wearing ladies being trained to shoot full-auto. | ||
| What are they really going to do with full-auto other than go to somewhere where there's a crowd? | ||
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But it's important. | |
| That the battlefield be prepared by having the mainstream media perception that a right-winger started it. | ||
| As long as the first big multi-casualty massacre is perceived to have been coming from the right, then all bets will be off, and when free assembly is outlawed and we're virtually under martial law, everybody in the media will say, well... | ||
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The right wing did it because this crazy person... | |
| And I totally agree with you. | ||
| They tried that with Charlottesville, but it didn't work. | ||
| People saw that Andy Fuss started it. | ||
| Yeah, so we just don't want people to think that we started it. | ||
| So this is all Matt Bracken that Alex has now decided was God talking to him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But all this shooting in the crowd stuff is Matt Bracken. | ||
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But believe me, what they want is a right wing fingerprint on a massive... | |
| That's right. | ||
| They're trying to induct us. | ||
| They're trying to get us to get into action. | ||
| Which we won't, but they will eventually, and Antifa is going to shoot into a left-wing crowd, a, you know, peace moms type of crowd, and leave right-wing literature. | ||
| And my message is, we have to immediately be ready to push back against the false narrative, because it's going to be a Dylann Roof type of a thing. | ||
| So what happened was that on that day... | ||
| One of the stories that Alex was covering was that he saw Muslim women at the shooting range and he got scared. | ||
| Matt Bracken came in and did this false flag shit-talking, including a lot of fantasies, but one of them involved Muslim women shooting into crowds to blame right-wingers. | ||
| These women would have presumably been trained at shooting ranges, like Alex's intrepid journalism had uncovered, and this is how this all connects together. | ||
| You can see the reality of what Alex's show was on the day of the Las Vegas shooting, and then you can listen to his version that he tells now, and if you do, you can really not escape the conclusion that he's a piece of shit liar making up stories about himself to convince the audience to treat him like a religious figure. | ||
| This is fraud on a level that is deeply upsetting. | ||
| Yeah, and I think also to convince himself. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I think that's a piece of it too. | ||
| Both liar and audience member hoping to believe said lie. | ||
| He's not just in charge of the hair club for men. | ||
| He's a member. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| This is so fucked up. | ||
| And the idea that this happened, or this conversation about Muslim women shooting into a crowd as a false flag to blame right-wingers, the fact that it happened on the same day as the Las Vegas shooting... | ||
| It's like a coincidence, but Alex talks about that kind of shit all the time. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's almost... | ||
| Far more likely for there to be more examples of this exact thing. | ||
| Oh, and there are, I'm sure. | ||
| If you wanted to stretch and really dig into what happened on what days, you could probably come up with any time that there's a bomb that goes off somewhere, somewhere in the world. | ||
| He probably was saying something like that on that day. | ||
| It's meaningless in terms of proving some kind of definitive connection. | ||
| But I think that the important thing is... | ||
| That you have, on that day, Matt Bracken is doing this, they're gonna shoot into crowds stuff. | ||
| Alex has now rewritten this in his head as God told him this and he blurted it out out of nowhere and then there was a shooting. | ||
| Where does it come from? | ||
| Probably the Angels. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| No, you're full of shit. | ||
| Came from Matt Bracken. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Fuck off. | ||
| Things are going great if you are mistaking Matt Bracken for the Angels. | ||
| You know. | ||
| It's the details. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Yeah, why are you getting bogged down? | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| Just have fun with it. | ||
| Just believe it's God telling you that your enemies are the devil. | ||
| Print the legend. | ||
| So we get back to the present day and we just have one more clip of Alex talking about the fallout of his fake prediction from God about the Las Vegas shooting. | ||
| Yeah, let's hear the fallout. | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| I mean, look, I just feel like you guys need to know this. | ||
| You need to understand how the universe really works. | ||
| God, I hate you. | ||
| And... | ||
| The FBI guy goes, yeah, that's what we figured. | ||
| Well, if you ever want to work for us, we'll offer you a lot of money to do that. | ||
| And I said, I don't control it. | ||
| It's not me. | ||
| And he goes, yeah, that's what we figured. | ||
| Yeah, we understand. | ||
| Because you don't think they don't look into all that stuff? | ||
| You don't think they don't see stuff? | ||
| You don't think the famous detectives in history? | ||
| Don't do this. | ||
| This is a real thing, people. | ||
| So I'm going to move on from this. | ||
| You dumb asshole. | ||
| Do you think that detectives do work? | ||
| How? | ||
| No. | ||
| They're psychics. | ||
| How dare all of us? | ||
| The famous detectives from history like Sherlock Holmes. | ||
| I blame all of us. | ||
| How do they work? | ||
| I blame our entire society for just whatever it was that made this man is our fault now. | ||
| It is on some level. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| This is a cultural... | ||
| Sort of problem that has flared up in the form of this person. | ||
| He watched Rugrats and he was like, that's the fucking model for my existence, is making up bullshit like that. | ||
| Goddamn. | ||
| Obviously he's making up... | ||
| Like, a lot of this story about the FBI and them offering him a job and all that. | ||
| He kind of has to be, because it just doesn't track with what actually happened. | ||
| Who are the great detectives? | ||
| Obviously, it's Sherlock Holmes. | ||
| Because he really is referencing Sherlock Holmes as a real person. | ||
| Because he's not saying... | ||
| It's elementary. | ||
| He's not saying the great detectives like fucking... | ||
| Detective detectives. | ||
| Like Frank O 'Connell from the FBI in 1974 who handled the mafia. | ||
| No, it's someone who got a vision in an opium gun. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
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Yes. | |
| But I honestly think that this makes so much sense. | ||
| Because for Alex, research is bizarre ideas you have. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Research is like, I saw a tweet and it made me mad, so I thought about what the devil might be doing. | ||
| Like, for him, a detective isn't going over case files and interviewing people and kind of having a really boring job a lot of the time. | ||
| No, it's a fucking Sherlock Holmes vision kind of thing. | ||
| Coke-filled excitement. | ||
| Yep, yep, yep, yep. | ||
| And, um, I don't know. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| He's a real idiot. | ||
| Man, good on you, devil. | ||
| Good on you. | ||
| You picked a fucking winner. | ||
| I'll tell you that right now. | ||
| If I'm the devil, and I look at the world now, and I look at what he's allowed to get away with, I'd be like, fucking, I won! | ||
| Give it up! | ||
| I'm really, really looking forward now to the story of meeting the devil. | ||
| I need to pay off of that. | ||
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Totally. | |
| What's he look like? | ||
| I want to hear more about... | ||
| Tucker's sexually charged throne experience. | ||
| Are we doing classical Lightbringer? | ||
| Are we doing full-on angel devil? | ||
| Or are we doing evil horned devil? | ||
| Like, what are we doing here? | ||
| Here's my guess. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Horns. | ||
| You thinking horns? | ||
| Tail? | ||
| Yeah, and here's why. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Childhood's End. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The book. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| At the end of it, the aliens reveal themselves to be like... | ||
| The archetype image of devils. | ||
| Oh, that is right. | ||
| They do. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so visually, from the physical form, I think Alex would believe horns and... | ||
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Right, right. | |
| Full-on satyr hooves and stuff like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Man, because I just feel like it's more interesting if you go with the Lightbringer devil. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Incredibly beautiful, very aloof. | ||
| That's perfect. | ||
| That's a perfect devil, because it's the devil that makes you think it's actually God. | ||
| That's the idea. | ||
| Alex believes that he can see the devil in people and its physical unattractiveness. | ||
| So, like, I don't think that the Lightbringer idea that you have is compatible with what he could do. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| And I also, I know you're saying it would be more interesting, but I think we're well past the point of, like, what's gonna be interesting. | ||
| That is a good point. | ||
| This dude is just a lying piece of shit. | ||
| Just fucking diarrhea out his mouth all day, every day. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And this is how you decide to do the day after the election. | ||
| Great! | ||
| Stakes are high, buddy! | ||
| If this is a sign of what's to come, we're going deep into sort of weird religious stuff and God's visions and demons. | ||
| And if that's the case, I guess that's the season we have to look forward to. | ||
| I mean, I listen to this. | ||
| And then I immediately think that the next four years are going to be Willy Wonka's tunnel. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Just like, there is no way of knowing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then there's just going to be psychedelic weirdness going on, one of the kids is going to disappear, and then the fat kid's going up in the chocolate tube. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And I'll probably end up reading a fair amount of books about demons. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| So that'll be fun. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| And I'll learn some new weird old names of demons, maybe. | ||
| And if you fart, you'll float. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, we'll be back with another episode, but until then, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed we do, it's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep, we'll be back, but until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZXClark, I am the Mysterious Professor. | ||
| Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo! | ||
| And now, here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. | ||
| Hello, Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work. |
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