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Sept. 13, 2024 - Knowledge Fight
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#963: September 11, 2024

In this installment, Dan and Jordan take in Alex celebrating the anniversary of 9/11 by discussing the debate between Trump and Harris, and announcing that he's raffling off a truck.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
18:23
d
dan friesen
41:23
j
jordan holmes
22:19
Appearances
Clips
n
nate hughes
00:05
p
pastor david manning
00:02
s
steve quayle
00:02
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andy in kansas
00:06
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy and Kansas.
alex jones
Andy and Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy and Kansas.
Andy and Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
andy in kansas
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your word.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Not knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
alex jones
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today is I finished the first season of Poker Face, and that's great.
We've talked about this a little bit on the show.
I watched Glass Onion and Knives Out.
I think I might be a Rian Johnson guy.
I don't know anything about him except these two movies and this show.
I'm into it.
jordan holmes
I'm excited.
dan friesen
I dig these products.
jordan holmes
I'm excited because you're eventually on...
Here's what I'm excited for.
You're on a pathway that leads you to being on a couch next to me watching The Last Jedi, and it's going to be great.
dan friesen
I think I've seen it.
jordan holmes
That's...
I didn't say, oh, for the first time.
dan friesen
Right.
I think I've seen all the Star Wars movies.
I think.
I know that I've seen all of the old ones.
Sure.
Which includes the prequels.
jordan holmes
Right.
Because now we're all old.
dan friesen
Yes.
But I think I've seen the last three, too.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Also.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Not three, too.
unidentified
Also.
jordan holmes
Right.
But this was before you found out you were a Rian Johnson guy.
dan friesen
True.
True.
Before I've been introduced to Benoit Blanc.
jordan holmes
Yeah, now you know about the Blanc.
Now you need to know about the Star Wars.
dan friesen
Is Daniel Craig somewhere in that Star Wars movie?
That's what I'm asking you.
jordan holmes
I don't actually, I actually don't know.
That might be one of those things where if you watch behind the scenes, they're like, Daniel Craig wanted to be on the set for one day.
dan friesen
He's hiding in the background.
There's a stormtrooper smoking a cigar.
jordan holmes
If he was one of the red stormtroopers, that'd be fucking dope.
dan friesen
Yeah, but I just really like, you know, I like a mystery show.
I like that whole aesthetic.
Natasha Lyonne's great.
She's great.
It's a lot of fun.
Without any spoilers, I just thought it was very satisfying.
Also, just the arc of the season.
jordan holmes
Great!
It's great.
dan friesen
How about you?
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is tomorrow.
I'm getting my first appointment with my tattoo.
Getting my leg done.
Whole bottom, you know, knee down.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Getting my leg done.
I'm very excited.
I've always been a huge fan of the old ink wash paintings from, you know, Sean Shreve because my Mandarin's great.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And so I was thinking about that.
I was thinking about one of my favorite poets.
Han Shan.
I was thinking about mountains, essentially, is what I'm trying to say.
I was just focused on mountains for a while.
And then, yeah, I decided that I wanted one of those.
dan friesen
A mountain?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
But I couldn't afford one, for obvious reasons, so I got a tattoo.
And the artist that I like, Caitlin Drake McKay, turns out she learned all about the ink wash stuff.
dan friesen
Wow.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
From school and all that stuff.
So we're talking about it, and I wanted that kind of thing.
But in her style, you know, from when we're alive, which is now, and not several hundred years ago.
dan friesen
Merging the present and the past.
jordan holmes
That's the idea.
So tomorrow is when I'm going to see what it is.
dan friesen
Nice.
jordan holmes
So I'm getting my Sean.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm excited.
dan friesen
I'm very happy for you.
jordan holmes
I'm excited.
dan friesen
It's very interesting when someone says, I'm getting, like, tomorrow I'm getting, or whatever, because that could go, like, you know, your brain's Google autofill.
jordan holmes
Could go anywhere.
dan friesen
And the first thing I thought you were going to say was my wisdom teeth out.
I don't know why, but that was stuck in my head.
jordan holmes
That's interesting.
dan friesen
Do you like your wisdom teeth?
jordan holmes
I don't.
I had them out.
dan friesen
Good for you.
jordan holmes
And then I read recently somebody's like, why are we ripping everybody's wisdom teeth out?
And nobody had a good answer.
dan friesen
I didn't know that this was a controversial subject.
jordan holmes
Turns out, probably doesn't make any sense.
dan friesen
Shit.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
Yeah, someone, I got that root canal, and then someone very kindly brought up to me, hey, you know, people say root canals, baby, they're not what you're supposed to do anymore.
Great.
unidentified
Cool.
jordan holmes
Every time I learn about something, the thing that I knew for my entire life turns out to be wrong!
dan friesen
Yeah, sweet.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Awesome.
Well, tattoos are healthy, and I hope it goes well.
jordan holmes
I'm excited.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You know how St. Louis I am?
jordan holmes
How St. Louis?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's my tattooist.
It's Murphy Lee lyric.
So, Jordan, today we've got an episode to go over.
We're going to be talking about September 11th.
2024.
All right.
Not 2001.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
We've already done that.
jordan holmes
Yes, we have.
dan friesen
We're going to be talking about Wednesday on Alex's show, the anniversary of September 11th.
Probably, you know, I think in the context of his career, probably one of the biggest things.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say so.
dan friesen
In terms of being the building blocks of what he's got now.
jordan holmes
Wow, that's an ironic...
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Because, you know, like, his career started, obviously, with stuff about Waco and rebuilding the church in Carmel and stuff.
You know, like, there's that shit, but that never would have gotten us where we are now.
jordan holmes
No, I mean...
dan friesen
9-11 truther stuff is really the bedrock.
jordan holmes
It is interesting to think that perhaps 9-11 truthering and, you know, just W and Cheney together...
Are the reason that patriot lore became all lore.
dan friesen
It became so widespread in the way that it has.
There's such an increase in its place in the market.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would very strongly argue that all of the disinformation network space and all of that stuff that's been created out of that was really a result of Bush and Cheney in the Iraq War.
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah, I think, especially the effect of the combination of 9-11 and the Iraq War, in as much as deeply traumatic events paired with sort of untrustworthy responses to them, create a...
Just a vast space that something like Alex can thrive in.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why would you trust the official story when the official story is untrustworthy?
It's just, we're stuck with this asshole instead.
dan friesen
Which is not trustworthy either, but, eh, here he is.
Here we go.
So, let's get, we'll get down to business on this here episode, but first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, my boy Bath Saltz, thank you so much.
You're now a ballsy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Next, Chris Loves Blair.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And congrats on the new job, Mary!
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you!
And we had a technical aid in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much.
To Heather, continue using Knowledge Fight as the carrot for washing your face, and keep an eye out for domestic Tyler.
Ooh, demonic Tylers.
jordan holmes
Demonic Tylers.
dan friesen
Right, demonic Tylers.
Look out.
You're not a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen
I thought that domestic Tylers was a play on domestic terrorists, and so my brain just jumped to that.
Didn't even see Demon there.
jordan holmes
I immediately thought, when did they domesticate Tylers?
Have Tylers been domesticated first?
dan friesen
Horse was first.
jordan holmes
Was it first?
Okay, so I thought Wolves was about 30,000 years ago, so I put Tylers at maybe...
dan friesen
Where do you think Horses were?
jordan holmes
60,000?
dan friesen
I don't know.
Do you think wolves or horses came first?
jordan holmes
I think...
unidentified
I don't know.
jordan holmes
I think anything I say will be 100% a guess, and any type of backing up of it will be bullshit.
So I'll leave it to the experts.
dan friesen
I'm not even making fun of you.
I think they probably were concurrent.
jordan holmes
I have no idea.
dan friesen
Someone was working on both at the same time.
jordan holmes
Hey, I'm fine not knowing.
dan friesen
So we start off here, Jordan, like I said, it's September 11th.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But it's not just the anniversary of the terrorist attack.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
It's also the day after the first debate between Trump and Kamala Harris.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so Alex obviously has a number of thoughts about both of these subjects.
jordan holmes
Yes, I imagine so.
alex jones
Waging war on corruption.
Crashing with the lies and disinformation.
You found it at the tip of the spear worldwide.
Driving forward the truth of the heart of the beast that is the New World Order.
It is Wednesday, September 11, 2024.
23 years to the date that the deep state attacked the World Trade Center complex and the Pentagon.
And I was there as we speak as the...
Wait, you were there?
What an epic debate last night.
It's going to take some real work to cover all the angles.
Trump won, but it was three against one, and Kamala lied about everything.
He told the truth about everything, and it's easy to Monday morning quarterback it.
She has such low expectations that because she was able to just parrot off stuff and...
Snarl at him.
She looked more impressive than she normally does, but that's like 100 pounds of dog manure versus 80 pounds of dog manure in your yard.
It all sucks.
It's all terrible, but because the expectations were so low, oh my gosh, she's done just a totally fabulous job.
dan friesen
She did a pretty good job.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Which is better, 80 or 100 pounds?
dan friesen
Of manure?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Depends on if you need to fertilize the crops.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's...
dan friesen
I mean, it depends on if you have a use for it or not.
jordan holmes
It's a little ambiguous.
If your expectations are low, you would, you know, low 80 pounds.
But, I mean, maybe you would prefer...
Your expectations are like, well, it's probably 100 pounds.
Oh, it's only 80 pounds that I have to remove from my lawn.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's very difficult to understand.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, if you have no use for something...
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
...then having more of it is...
But if you have use for it...
jordan holmes
If you have something, you should find a use for it.
dan friesen
I think that Alex is struggling because the debate did not go well for Trump.
I think pretty much across the board, people were like, this is pretty bad.
jordan holmes
Why would it?
dan friesen
It's a bad look.
He looks bad.
jordan holmes
How could it?
Why did it happen?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't know.
That was more my thought.
When I was watching it, I was like, boo, this is grim.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But she was doing fine.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Kamala Harris did fine.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Trump is yelling about how everyone's eating dogs.
jordan holmes
I recognize that we still have to go through the motions, but if one of the Uruk-hai is running for president, I don't think man flesh is back on the menu, boys.
It's like, oh, okay, well then we've got this one.
dan friesen
It was dark.
I always try and keep a little bit of perspective.
I understand that we've gotten where we are by degrees, and it is just sort of gradual and over time that this is...
jordan holmes
Frog boiling.
dan friesen
Hey, I mean, I have to correct you because I've corrected Alex on that one.
That doesn't really happen.
jordan holmes
I understand.
dan friesen
We've gotten here as a slow progression, and if I imagined seeing this when I was younger, it would have been unthinkable.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This would have been so shocking.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
His behavior, like, they're not really serious about this, right?
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, that is fun.
That is funny, because this is pretty much how I thought this was going to go.
I mean, as far as general direction goes, I think I was pretty right on from the jump.
I don't know if I'm right about events or anything, but this is where I thought we were going.
dan friesen
We have one candidate who you can have some pretty good disagreements with if you want, but is being a politician.
And then you've got a lunatic.
And that's...
Essentially, the dynamic that we exist in.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's perfect.
It's perfect to have a lunatic because then what the lunatic does is reveal that actually the media is fucking insane.
Like the idea of any of them have it like, well, we're going to fact check.
It's the Uruk-hai!
dan friesen
Yeah.
No, I mean, I don't disagree.
It's just I don't know what the answer is.
jordan holmes
Change.
dan friesen
Once the Uruk-hai is there.
jordan holmes
Have the entire media go, oh shit, we have been pretending they're not orcs our entire lives.
dan friesen
Well...
jordan holmes
We're stupid.
dan friesen
Well, but then the issue becomes, like, we don't really have the power to say you're not a legitimate candidate up there.
jordan holmes
It would be a shock to them if they discovered that they did have that power by just doing that.
dan friesen
So, look, here's the deal.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Trump won.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Obviously.
jordan holmes
Truth.
dan friesen
About 70-30.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's...
dan friesen
What?
Very generous for Alex.
alex jones
It was crazy.
Now, could have Trump totally dominated her and done better?
Yeah, Trump won by, I'd say, 70-30.
If he'd have brought up 325,000 missing kids and said, you oversaw it, you're the greatest human trafficker in history with your cohort.
Your partner in crime, Mayorkas, and when I get elected, we're going to find those children, we're going to prosecute you for stopping the DNA testing and telling the crime gangs to come in and giving them money.
It would have been a 100.
He would have politically gutted her and decapitated her non-violently politically, that's a metaphor, to the world.
unidentified
So...
alex jones
I don't know what the hell the Trump campaign is doing on issues like that, but when you've got the nuclear weapon and you can use it and win, what is the problem?
dan friesen
Alright, so Trump won 70-30, but...
If he had said the magic words and demanded that Kamala Harris show her demonic form that is truly underneath her face, I would have been 100.
Then he definitely would have won.
If he would have forced her to admit that she worships Satan and is trying to kill all humans to usher in the age of Silicon in honor of the planet Saturn, if he would have done that, then it would have been 100.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, you know, you make fun.
But I do think that would have been a hundred.
If that's your benchmark, then yeah, 70-30 seems about right in context.
Now it makes more sense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Your benchmark is discovering the secrets of the universe.
So yeah, I mean, yeah, you can't get a hundred.
dan friesen
Right.
And demanding that she admit that Tim Walz is a Chinese agent.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was going to be tough.
dan friesen
Everything Harris said.
Lie.
jordan holmes
Everything.
dan friesen
Every single thing.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
To the point where it gave Alex a headache.
jordan holmes
I bet it did.
dan friesen
And I think that might have also...
Alcohol can give you a headache.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that'll happen.
alex jones
Well, last night was extremely frustrating to watch, but also very interesting.
Thank you for joining us on this live Wednesday, September 11, 2024 transmission.
And we're going to dissect what happened there.
Everything Kamala Harris said was a lie.
And everything she said was a multiple, triple, quadruple flip-flop.
And it gave me a very bad headache when I was driving home at midnight last night.
The crew stayed until past 1 a.m. on air.
Did a great job.
I've been up since 5 a.m.
I had to tap out at midnight.
And then I got up at 5 a.m. this morning after about four and a half hours sleep and went back to work.
I have done my duty here.
And you see this huge stack?
Most of these are just one page thick.
Each one of these is a lie by Kamala.
dan friesen
Wow.
You printed off a bunch of tweets.
Congratulations.
jordan holmes
Wow.
Wow.
Just a lot of oppo research on each individual lie right there.
dan friesen
Really burning the midnight oil.
jordan holmes
Alright.
Alright.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
If I were him, I imagine it would give me a headache to watch this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because it looks bad.
It's really, it's harder to cover for Trump.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because he's saying enough stuff that is like, that's exactly what I would say.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it looks stupid.
So, I don't know.
If you're Alex, you're like...
Do a little bit more?
It's just not...
It's hard to make excuses.
jordan holmes
I just love that we're in a place where an entire political party was like, oh, I never thought that they wouldn't run the corpse against us.
I was just so sure that this dead man would be...
All we had to do is weekend at Bernie's, this guy, and we were going to win.
How could they ever have chosen someone who was alive?
dan friesen
Well, it's an interesting bet that they made.
But unfortunately...
The things that were done while under that assumption have not paid off very well.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Like, Trump seems to not have any ability to adapt.
alex jones
Nope.
dan friesen
Picking J.D. Vance was a stupid idea.
Yep.
unidentified
I just, I don't know.
dan friesen
I would be pretty mad if I were Alex watching this.
But one of the things that made him the most mad is the fact that it is a three-on-one match.
Trump versus Kamala plus the two moderators.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And then you've got the three-on-one, and I knew what I was seeing, but even Megyn Kelly and Dr. Phil, but even some CNN people were like, well, they would do double follow-up fact checks on him like they were God, and of course they were lying.
And so it was Kamala and the two so-called moderators gang up on Trump.
They would talk over Trump.
They would turn his mic up too high, down too low.
Audio experts, Grammy Award winners, are on with Phil talking about it.
I mean, they were jacking with Trump.
unidentified
And...
alex jones
I'd give him a B+.
dan friesen
Oh, B+.
Was she plumping, though?
Was she on a bag of blood?
jordan holmes
Ah, yeah.
dan friesen
So this stuff Alex is saying just isn't accurate.
I watched the debate in full, and if anything, the moderators were overly fair to Trump.
He kept butting in and wanting to respond to things Harris had said, even outside of the format of the debate.
The moderators gave him a lot of leeway, and there was at least one glaring instance where Harris wasn't given the same courtesy because they knew that they needed to move the show along and that she wasn't going to throw a tantrum if she didn't get her way.
There were a couple of mic issues, but that wasn't just Trump.
Harris had sound issues, too.
It was a production issue, not a Trump sabotage issue.
I feel like we now live in a time where it's always in your best interest when you're someone like Alex to engage with stuff as if you're supposed to lose.
If Alex says that the moderators are ganging up against Trump and the sound team is in on it, then Trump's actual performance doesn't really matter.
If he loses the debate or it's just fine, then he actually should have won, you know, because the odds were up against him.
You know, they're stacked against him.
Winning should have been impossible.
Like, he just was that good.
On the flip side, if he wins, you just get to say that he defied all these impossible odds because he's just too good.
All of this is just fake storytelling stuff that Alex is doing, but he's doing it in a way that projects weakness.
I have a fundamental problem with this.
Consider wrestling.
A lot of times, the heels cheat.
The bad guys cheat.
jordan holmes
That's the idea.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They're the bad guys.
dan friesen
They have their allies interfere in matches or they use weapons.
Everyone knows that they're going to cheat.
And in a lot of instances, it can become what you expect from their matches.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like right now, there's the faction, the bloodline.
And you know that they're going to interfere in matches to exploit the numbers advantage that they have.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
A babyface going up against them would look really shitty if they talked about how the game was rigged and that these guys were just going to cheat in their match.
You'd rightly have a difficult time rooting for that person to overcome the odds because they kind of come off whiny.
It just sucks.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Even if they won, it's probably because they cheated too, so who cares about their complaining about the cheating?
It just makes you look weak.
This is not...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Talking isn't going to do it.
dan friesen
They're living in this, like, they're constructing this fake reality, but because the other party isn't really participating with them in it, they aren't able to do it well.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And so they're playing this thing that just looks weak.
I don't know.
It's just...
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, when you're all talking shit, you know, then everybody's playing the same game.
But whenever it's revealed that you're just, you're the only people talking shit, and everybody is being patient with you, like, the idea of, like, oh, God.
Can you, like, okay.
In 2016, I get it.
You're getting blitzed.
You're a media person who's supposed to be moderating a debate.
And this is Trump debate?
So you're like...
When we were doing this with fucking Gore and Bush, everybody was just like, lockbox.
It was very simple stuff.
dan friesen
Even when you had Ross Perot, he wasn't being like, my dick isn't small.
jordan holmes
Totally.
Absolutely.
So in this case, in this regard, I get you not knowing what to do.
But if you are now in 2024 and you're like, well, I am going to make my decisions based on the fact that I know that this giant baby is going to throw a tantrum and you're going to...
To mollify that baby, then you should quit.
You should quit.
dan friesen
I think that a lot of people probably are scared.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen
Of him.
jordan holmes
If you are scared, you should quit.
You should fucking quit.
dan friesen
I think that the moderators did a fine job of holding the line, as it were, in terms of this debate.
And I think that Harris had the most...
I've seen of anybody who's been in a debate with Trump of a, like, I don't give a fuck about what you're saying.
jordan holmes
Nice.
dan friesen
So there is a bit of that.
And the moderators, to their credit, like, they only were like, this is stupid, a couple times.
Most of the time it was just like, each person, say what you're gonna say, and then we'll thank you for saying it.
You know, like, it was a fairly neutral presentation.
Sure.
But there were just a couple times where Trump was like, they're executing babies after they're born, and they had to be like...
unidentified
Debate over!
dan friesen
They had to be like, that's illegal in every state.
You know that.
jordan holmes
I mean, that...
dan friesen
Right.
But I think that the point that you're making about in 2016, there was very little awareness of how to handle this.
unidentified
It made sense!
dan friesen
And I think this was handled a little bit better.
I think there's still improvements that could be made in how you present.
But that's always going to be the case with the media.
It's never going to be perfect.
But you see improvements.
jordan holmes
Well, good.
I'm very proud of them.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex really just wanted Trump to take the headshot.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
About immigration and all these missing children at the border.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Kamala Harris is personally trafficking.
And he's pretty pissed off that Trump wouldn't do it.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
He's got the Death Star pointed right at her little pea brain.
And just pull the trigger.
Good God!
So I'm going to shoot some videos on this, and I'm going on the warpath in a loving way towards Trump.
What?
Because when he talked about it in two speeches the last three weeks, it went sensational.
Everybody wants that.
It's the right thing to do.
It is the winning issue that unifies everybody.
And I'm just sitting here watching it, and I mean, of course, oh, he trained with Tulsi to go after being the big police state person and putting his people on death row.
Didn't open up on her about that.
And look, I say this not to sit here and say I would have done it better.
Trump, overall B +, man the arena, works his ass off, 78 years old.
I'm not Monday morning quarterbacking this or Wednesday morning quarterbacking it, literally.
I am just simply saying that he kept the gloves on most of the time.
A little bit at the end, he took them off a little.
And I would like to see that.
So, we've got all that.
It's the 23rd anniversary of 9-11, which if you study it, which nobody's studied it probably more than I have.
It's an inside job.
Totally synthetic.
Deep State Operation.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
He sounds really pathetic there at the end, sadly trying to hold on to some idea that he's a 9-11 scholar.
Alex has literally no idea what any of his theories were about 9-11, and the most successful thing he did around that event was to re-release someone else's already successful movie, Loose Change, and add his name to it and call it Loose Change Final Cut.
Yep.
Stolen Valor conspiracy theory bullshit from Jason Burmus.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
But more to the point, you can see how much Alex doesn't really like Trump starting to come through.
Trump's not extreme enough, and he doesn't have the ability to entirely steamroll a presidential debate anymore.
His rudeness and tricks are kind of old now, so they don't have the same impact they did in 2016, so most of the debate ends up him saying insane things, and then the moderator's saying thank you, then they move along.
Harris didn't even feel the need to respond to most of the bullshit Trump was saying, and like I said, I think that's pretty good.
Yeah.
unidentified
Alex wanted Trump to be his weapon, and he's losing his attractiveness as a weapon.
dan friesen
He won't take these headshots when he has the chance.
It's kind of like he's outlived his usefulness to the crypto Nazis and only really serves any purpose if he just cuts the bullshit and becomes a tyrant.
This is basically the frustration and tension that Alex is describing.
He kind of hates Trump because he embodies all of the things that Alex is supposed to be against.
But he's the only opportunity Alex has had in his lifetime to get the thing that he wants most, which is to wield the power of the state against his enemies.
This whole thing does have big made-a-deal-with-the-devil vibes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And we're in that stage where it's not as fun anymore.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
dan friesen
I'm going to go on a loving crusade against Trump.
jordan holmes
No, I know.
That's crazy.
I mean, it is really, we are in a situation where it does seem to be the only thing that makes sense is he's going to have to try and take over and become an actual tyrant, right?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because there's no way that it would mean anything to win or lose.
So he's just got to do it.
If the stakes are as high as everybody says they are, like, oh, they're going to kill babies in the streets.
Then he has no option in the eyes of his own people but to steal it.
dan friesen
He would be seen as one of the...
Liberating.
Also, let's look at the flip side.
He would be seen as one of the greatest traitors if he just gave up.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Right?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, Tucker is describing him as the only hope half of America has.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Like, do you lose an election and then be like, well, half of America, good luck.
Good luck filling my shoes, the guy who's taken over this entire political party?
jordan holmes
I mean, that is kind of the problem with the stakes that everybody's put onto this election, is that if it is like, this is the direction of our democracy going forward forever, then it's like, well, yeah, it makes sense to try and steal it.
That's the thing you should do if you care, right?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think you get into a paradox there.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Which is why whoever actually does it is probably going to win.
You gotta do it, and then everybody else will be like, well, we need to argue about it.
dan friesen
Sure.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
If that's even possible.
jordan holmes
That is a good question.
How would you do it?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I know Alex has a lot of theories about how they did do it.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But they're all not true.
jordan holmes
They didn't work.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because they didn't happen.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
I think that from a narrative standpoint and from making sense of the trajectories that we've been on, it kind of feels like Trump has to win and then become a dictator.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or he has to lose and try to become a dictator afterwards.
Right.
And probably fail.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Hopefully fail.
Hopefully fail.
dan friesen
I think it feels like those are the things that are going to happen, or most likely to happen.
And it does feel really strange to imagine, like, nah, there's a scenario wherein Harris wins, and Trump is like, remember after the 2016 election when he was like, ah, lock her up, that was a good one.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
You know, like, there's a chance that he just does that.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
The problem is, the problem with all of his trials and stuff is that by postponing them after the election, the thing that you have made very clear is that if you win that election, there are no trials after the election.
So if you lose the election, you're going to go to jail.
Because then people won't care if you go to jail.
And in fact, even your own people will be like...
Yeah, let's send that asshole to jail.
He failed us.
dan friesen
It becomes incredibly convenient for the right wing to turn on him at that point, I guess.
Which they should start doing now.
Much like they should start doing that with Musk, quite frankly.
Elon Musk, you guys are quickly, the window is closing on being able to disentangle yourself.
But Alex talks about both of them in this next clip.
Talking about how many clicks.
Trump got for doing an interview with Elon Musk.
jordan holmes
Right.
alex jones
A million years ago, Trump should do this again every week, for heaven's sakes.
He went on with Elon Musk and had over a billion clicks.
They estimate over 700 million people watch more than 15 minutes.
That's one of the biggest broadcasts in history, not the biggest.
Okay?
Hell, for something that big, they should have a video element.
Musk could fly to Mar-a-Lago or meet Trump or Trump should come to Austin, set up cameras, have a video stream as well as an audio stream, and it'll have even more viewers.
Please, do a six-hour symposium or something.
But, oh, we've got to run to ABC.
We've got to run to CNN, whose average show has like a million, two million viewers on ABC, a million on their biggest shows on CNN, 100,000 average show.
I mean, they're just a facade.
And I made the point that I couldn't count them all up just on X alone, but I did look at...
A lot of big channels, and our coverage of Musk, Trump, before, during, and after, for like four hours, it was an hour and 15 minutes with Trump, but about an hour before, you know, the hour and 15 with Trump and Musk, about an hour and a half after, so three and a half, four hours, we had easily 15, 16 million just on X, that we had four streams going out, and it was pushing 15, 16 million.
And if you want to see this today, you can see it.
It's up on Infowars.com.
We have the different streams and links there for you.
You can see what we had yesterday in the pregame, during the debate, and after for the three hours.
I guess it was about...
Real coverage started at about 6 to 1 a.m.
So how many hours is that?
That's seven hours.
And you can see the article on Infowars.com.
Here it is.
Breaking.
Infowars received over 14 million...
Viewers on X alone during our Trump-Harris debate coverage.
Now, let's talk about that.
jordan holmes
Who broke that story?
alex jones
You go look at it.
One's got 10 million, one's got 2 million, one's got a million and a half, the others have a half a million.
unidentified
Is that Ronan Farrow's work?
alex jones
One stream alone's at 10 million right now.
That's what it closed out at.
unidentified
Cool.
alex jones
10 million.
unidentified
Whoa.
alex jones
That's the info war stream.
Usually it's the little stream.
But it went crazy.
10 million.
Go look at it.
Number, 10 million right there.
Now, I'm not counting all the clips we put up.
That's another, we looked it up, 7 million.
That we just went and looked, not other people copying it.
So I looked at 30, 40 channels, because I think this is very interesting, that also restreamed Musk.
So we got 15, 16 million when we covered Musk.
It was like 15 plus.
Because today I can show you the actual number.
This was like a month ago.
I'm trying to remember the exact.
jordan holmes
Do we need to be here for this conversation?
alex jones
I was looking at other people's coverage.
20 million, 30 million, 10 million, 6 million, 8 million, 4 million, 1 million, 1 million, 9 million, 3 million, 2 million.
And I just stopped in a minute and went, oh my God.
I just put in Trump, Elon Musk, you know, clicked the top thing and just was scrolling through the numbers.
And it was, I mean, if you would, I had no idea how many it was on top of the billion just on the Musk stream.
700 million watched a lot of it.
But over a billion, 200 million was the last number I saw, clicked it.
And that was the day after.
Who knows what it is now?
And then it was all over the dinosaur media and all over talk radio and clips everywhere.
So the old media is dead.
It's not like, oh, the old media is losing to the Internet, or like Trump says, or, oh, wow, they had polls out in the last week.
Wow, the Internet now is much bigger than legacy media.
Yeah, they say 70-plus percent is the Internet.
Political coverage, of course it is.
So, even with all the censorship on all the other platforms, X has now more than doubled its size since Musk took over.
In fact, it's almost tripled.
It's now the number one social media for engagement.
dan friesen
That clip was so long, and I apologize.
It feels like it goes on for what feels like forever.
But, like, honestly, a lot of his show is like that.
jordan holmes
I believe you.
dan friesen
So, enjoy.
But Alex is trying to make this point that Trump talking to Elon got a lot of clicks on Twitter and that the debate on ABC got less viewers than that, so Trump should do more interviews with Musk and less mainstream stuff like the debate on ABC.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's a pretty simple point that Alex has to talk about incessantly because it gives him this pretext to brag about his own inflated numbers.
A lot of that information is entirely inaccurate, but I don't really care to argue about Alex's numbers or Elon's.
Suffice it to say that Twitter is not doing record numbers.
The opposite is actually happening.
More or less destroying a social media company.
But I want to pretend that it's all true, because it's actually kind of worse if it is.
If that is the case, that hundreds of millions of people, maybe a billion people, watched the Trump-Elon interview, possibly a thousand times the viewership of ABC, what does the world actually remember about it, other than it happened?
In theory, based on what Alex is saying, it should have been a moment that'll be recorded by history and taught to classes in the future.
But I would bet a nice chunk of change that Alex doesn't even remember the specifics of what happened, other than maybe the fact that they started late because the text sucked.
If what Alex is saying is true...
Then he's really just illustrating how little of an impact his genre of social media has on the real world.
Your shit can get a billion hits and it doesn't move the needle in a meaningful way.
This isn't the flex that Alex thinks that it is.
All of these numbers are actually making him look worse.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The bigger they are, the more shit you have on your yard.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Essentially.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Also, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and WhatsApp have larger active user bases than Twitter.
jordan holmes
You know...
It is interesting to think about it in that context of, like, if there were a billion views, exactly one billion, that would put it on par with, like, when the penguin falls and everybody hears it go, you know, a billion people have seen that, you know.
And if that is the same, then they're of equal substance.
There's about as much you get out of both of them.
dan friesen
I would argue that maybe the Penguin has more because it's not trying to.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
So maybe it is more successful in what it is trying to do for a billion people than Trump's.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I was just reflecting on that as I was listening to him brag about all these numbers, that it's like, what?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
If that mattered.
Then Trump's numbers shouldn't be going down.
Like, the polling shouldn't be 50-50 or as close as they are if your billion hits mattered.
jordan holmes
If I'm a comic, which I used to be...
And if I'm doing a show for 10,000 people at Madison Square Garden or whatever, I do not want to end that show and be like, man, I can't believe I did a show for 10,000 people who shrugged.
What a shrug show!
If I'm going to get shrugs, I'll do it for 10 people.
If I'm going to do 10,000, I want fucking big goddamn laughs.
I'm not getting shrugs.
dan friesen
If you are able to captivate an audience of...
A considerable percentage of the Earth's population.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Then you should be making a lot more of an impact than whatever that fucking stupid, boring conversation had.
Alex was bored by it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
Trump, the only way he loses...
jordan holmes
Is if they cheat?
dan friesen
Is if he doesn't play.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Or if they cheat.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
alex jones
The corporate dinosaur media is a shadow of a shadow of a shadow of a shadow.
Compared to the independent media that is the media.
We have won.
There's election fraud in place.
They're trying to convince you this is a close race.
It's not.
If he doesn't win, it is election theft.
And they always, oh, the fact checkers, there's no evidence, she's right, that there was any fraud in 2020.
None of the judges would hear it.
They said there's no standing.
And they punted it.
Trump's won court cases all over the country.
They're kicking millions and millions of illegals and dead people off the rolls over a million in Texas.
And then the Justice Department goes, don't do that.
We're going to indict you.
That's criminal.
They said that two days ago.
So, they're covering up the windows.
Trucks are driving.
When they say it's closed, the surveillance cameras get sued, the county and districts do, and you've got the footage of them looking over their shoulder.
I mean, yeah, they stole the 2020 election.
They tried to steal.
They didn't mitigate the victory in 2022.
jordan holmes
That's your pitch?
alex jones
But I'm just going to say it again.
Whether they can steal this election or not, all over the world, the New World Order, the Globalists, the WEF, the BlackRock Crime Syndicate, power is slipping away from them, and the world is quickly waking up to them.
So for me, that's the big takeaway.
We can obsess over the rigged debate, and why did Trump do it?
Or why did he say this or that?
And Kamala is usually bombed out of her gourd or hopped up on amphetamines.
She looked like she was on some amphetamines and a little mix of maybe something to relax her, but I think they got her meds right last night.
dan friesen
Was it blood?
alex jones
This is the best performance we've ever seen from Kamala.
But again, there's the lowered expectations.
dan friesen
So this is the same dynamic I brought up earlier where all of your narratives rely on the expectation of you losing.
It sounds like what Alex is saying is that Trump is going to win, but in reality what he's doing is saying that Trump actually losing is not even a possibility.
So there aren't two possible futures, one where Harris wins and one where Trump wins.
There's the future where Harris steals the election and wins, and the one where she tries to steal it and Trump wins anyway.
According to Infowars lore, as we understand it, there is no world where Trump actually just wins.
Like in 2016 and 2020, Alex knows there's a pretty decent chance Trump is going to lose.
And he needs to have this built-in reason for why that happened that isn't the ideas that my world is based on that's unpopular with normal people and appeal mostly to severely online dipshits.
All that stuff Alex was saying is bullshit that we've discussed in the past, so I'm not going to get bogged down in it again.
But there's one point that Alex made that really sticks out.
He says that no courts heard Trump's election cases and that they were all punted for lack of standing.
That's something that Trump said in the debate, but it's a complete lie.
I actually just remembered this from watching the debate.
There's a moment where the moderator asks, recently you have accepted that you lost the 2020 election.
unidentified
How do you feel about that?
dan friesen
Trump's like, no I didn't.
jordan holmes
Oh!
See, that's where you lost.
dan friesen
I forgot about that moment.
jordan holmes
That's where you lose.
If you're the media, you've already lost.
dan friesen
Well, I think everyone was pretty shocked because he did say that we lost by a hair and stuff like that fairly recently.
He said he was being sarcastic.
jordan holmes
Yep, there you go.
dan friesen
Anyway, a 2022 report looked at 64 of Trump's cases that were raised in six states after the 2020 election, which found that 30 of them were not thrown out for lack of standing, and they got hearings.
This report, which was written by conservative legal scholars, said, We conclude that Donald Trump and his supporters had their day in court and failed to prove substantive evidence to make their case.
It's all shit, but this is a critically important piece of the bullshit infrastructure.
This is the lie that allows the other lies to exist, because it creates the explanation for how Alex could be correct about all these things, and yet none of it's proven.
unidentified
If only Trump could have had his day in court, then the truth would come out.
dan friesen
But Trump did have his day in court, and he failed to prove any of this bullshit.
Holding on to these unproven things and behaving as if they're true is essential to Alex's ability to keep going.
So this keystone lie is holding up a lot of the weight of the other lies.
All of that other stuff that he ranted off about...
Cramming boxes and nonsense.
All of that is supported by this idea that Trump never had his day in court and all of these cases were kicked out for lack of standing.
He needs that to enable the other lies.
There's a lot of dynamics like that with his stories.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there's so much of like...
It is a lot of, you know, when rubber meets the road kind of shit, where it's like either this or this.
And if it's not this, you have to do something different.
You can't continue to believe the same thing if you're faced with this choice.
You just have to, yeah.
dan friesen
And they've chosen that Trump has won.
jordan holmes
It's already done.
There's no going back now.
dan friesen
And not only did Trump win the 2020 election, he's going to win this one.
jordan holmes
Of course.
alex jones
And he won the debate.
dan friesen
He just won that fucking debate.
jordan holmes
But then why would you ask, why would you do it, and then have people continue to ask it after the debate?
If you win the debate, people go, well, that's why you did it, to win the debate and show off how great he is.
dan friesen
He won the debate, but he could have won more.
What?
Yeah, that's the thing.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
The good news is, I'm looking at the numbers.
Most polls Trump won.
It was his to lose.
He won the basketball game by 12 points.
He could have won by 55. He could have done through the air, Air Jordan, you know, slamming and, you know, breaking the basket.
jordan holmes
Huge basketball.
alex jones
Shattering glass.
He didn't do any of that.
dan friesen
Did Jordan ever do that?
alex jones
That's okay.
78 years old, wants his ass off and refuses to debate prep.
And so they come in and feed him all this stuff, give him all these documents and videos, and then Trump doesn't even write notes, and then he just...
And part of that's his strength.
I get it.
I'm better a lot of times when I already have the knowledge, but I don't really prepare.
The best shows are when I don't prepare, but that's maybe once a month that I do that, because I'm so busy on something else.
And then I just kind of go with my deeper knowledge, and you get more of a sermon.
dan friesen
Again, so much of this just involves making excuses, and it just sounds incredibly weak.
Also, all of the credible polling around this is that Harris won the debate by a country mile.
A CNN flash poll before the debate found 50% thought Harris would do better, 50% thought Trump would do better.
A poll after the debate found that 63% Thought Harris did better.
jordan holmes
What you gonna do?
dan friesen
96% of Harris supporters thought she had done better than Trump, whereas only 69% of Trump's own supporters thought he won.
Harris's favorability rose from 39 to 45 before and after the debate, whereas Trump's dropped from 41 to 39. ABC reported on a trio of polls that came out after the debate among people who watched the debate.
This included the CNN poll, which had a plus-26 margin for Harris, but also included YouGov, which had a plus-23 for Harris, and a Republican-sponsored poll conducted by SoCal Strategies, On Point Politics, and Red Eagle Politics that found a plus-19 margin for Harris.
I can't find any polling that shows that Trump won, and the overwhelming majority of all the coverage of the debate was that Trump looked bad, Harris looked good, and it's insane that the Yeah.
And then Taylor Swift endorsed Harris, and in retaliation, Elon Musk offered to impregnate her.
So that's where we are.
unidentified
Cool.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm like it.
So I've been doing the no internet thing.
Now, what I do have, though, here's my polling, all right?
We talked about this way back.
I put money.
On Nikki Haley, right?
But I also put money on a woman president, because at the time, I was like, basically the same thing.
I got a good bet on both.
dan friesen
Sure, you're covering, you know, you're doubling up a little bit.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
If Haley wins, you win both ways.
jordan holmes
It's the same difference.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
So what works out, Haley doesn't win, but I've still got a really great bet going right now.
And so...
dan friesen
What were your odds?
jordan holmes
One to five?
dan friesen
That's not as...
I mean, five to one.
I would have really thought you'd got better odds than that.
jordan holmes
At the time, no, because Haley was polling pretty well.
So it was like, you know, five to one, something like that.
dan friesen
But still, at the time, the presumptive nominee on one side was Joe Biden.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So one in five odds that a Republican has to...
It's such...
I don't know.
I would have tried to get...
jordan holmes
I'm going to tell you this.
I'll tell you why.
Very simple.
People who gamble are also like...
That guy's probably going to die.
I'm gambling that he might die.
True, true.
dan friesen
That is the gambling mentality.
jordan holmes
One or both of those men are old.
We are in an era where people die randomly.
dan friesen
No, that's true.
Trump got COVID.
jordan holmes
Yes, absolutely.
Anybody could die at any point in time.
But yeah, so anytime I want to see what the polling is like, it's usually like, oh, there's a 56 cents for Harris and 44 for Trump, right?
And that's the polling.
Is it 53 to 47?
That's the same thing.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
After the debate, Kamala, yeah, it was up there.
It was at like 60 or something like that, so she did better.
Gamblers agree.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think if gamblers watched that, they'd be like, I don't feel great having money on Trump.
It kind of looks like shit, yelling about how people are eating pets.
jordan holmes
Not good.
dan friesen
So Alex has decided that because Trump won't...
Be enough outspoken about the human trafficking and all that stuff that he's going to start attacking Trump in order to get him to toughen up.
alex jones
And I'm really serious.
I've talked to the campaign people.
I've talked to a lot of people.
I can get Trump on the phone if I really want to.
But it's pointless if he doesn't want to do it.
I just...
So...
You know, I'm going to find out when he's at Mar-a-Lago because this is the kind of thing that will get attention.
And I'm not going to do anything illegal or anything bad, but I'm going to go make a scene.
I'm hoping the message gets to him, and I can call up Don Jr.
You know, I can call Kennedy up.
I do everything on air.
jordan holmes
He doesn't have the same ring as he used to.
alex jones
I give stories to.
jordan holmes
That's not true.
alex jones
I give a lot of stuff to Rogan and other people, but they listen to me.
If I give it to them, they do it, usually.
I can put a bow on it.
I've sent Trump, I've had law firms create reports for him about the deep state and the sorrows people were in his cabinet and he started going after him and that's when I got attacked really hard.
But I just, it's such a no-brainer.
Do I really have to start going after Trump on air?
jordan holmes
Yes.
alex jones
You know, I am.
Because we've got to win 54 days out, 55 days out.
dan friesen
This is bumming me out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is sad.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This is sadder than him talking to a robot.
jordan holmes
Go!
Go!
Yes!
Should I go cause a scene?
Yes!
You're Alex Jones!
dan friesen
That's all you can do!
jordan holmes
That's what you do!
Why are you not doing it is the question you should be asking yourself.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Maybe I shouldn't be nice to a political candidate.
No, you shouldn't be nice!
dan friesen
I kind of have a theory about that.
And we'll get to that in a minute.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
Why he wouldn't do...
This kind of stuff that he used to do.
But, like, I don't know.
There's just something so depressing about, like, I could call Don Jr.
Maybe I'll call Kennedy.
It's just like, dude.
jordan holmes
Have dark thoughts.
We all have dark thoughts.
dan friesen
These aren't good dark thoughts.
jordan holmes
They're not good dark thoughts.
But, you know, when you're in the shower and you suddenly get hit by a memory of all the horrible things that you've ever done and you have these dark thoughts, everybody's been there.
We all get that.
That's fine.
Don't go on the radio!
dan friesen
Yeah, don't just start muttering about how you could talk to someone who can talk to Trump.
jordan holmes
Not good.
dan friesen
No, again, it all just projects weakness.
jordan holmes
Have a donut.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Have a food item and be like, I was sad, but now I'm eating.
I don't know what else to tell you.
dan friesen
Instead, it just keeps going.
jordan holmes
It just keeps going.
alex jones
I mean, you know the stunts I can pull to get attention with Trump?
The stuff I can do.
I don't even go around doing this stuff.
I just want to cover the news, see other people get involved.
I could go out right now and just go to every event.
Go to the DNC, go to the RNC, go to the Trump events, go to all the things, make a huge spectacle, go to all the TPUSAs, go to the CPACs, and take them over.
unidentified
I don't want to do that.
alex jones
But damn it.
I wonder if I should skydive into Mar-a-Lago.
Of course, it's controlled space, and I'm joking, and that'll be a headline.
jordan holmes
That'd be fucking great.
alex jones
I just want this to give to Trump, and I just want him to stop.
dan friesen
Yeah, just stop.
This is really, really sad.
And all I hear is two very loud messages.
The first is that Alex has no access to Trump.
If he can even reach him, it's probably through multiple layers of people like General Flynn or Roger Stone.
And it seems like maybe those two aren't going to do any favors for Alex.
He is on the outside of whatever rings there are.
The second is that...
Alex is a little bit afraid to find out if his publicity stunts work anymore.
That's what I'm talking about is the reason why he probably doesn't do this.
jordan holmes
I don't think you're wrong.
dan friesen
I think Alex knows damn well how disposable he is now.
How if he goes against the mob that he's helped create, he won't leave the mob.
It will turn on him.
Loyalty to this figurehead is what matters right now.
So sure, go try to take over some of Trump's rallies.
We'll see how well it goes.
Enjoy.
Turning Point is probably something Alex could have more success disrupting.
Their influence has been decreasing, and Charlie Kirk has outgrown it to have a brand of his own, so Alex might be able to mess with some of their events, but who cares?
Nick Fuentes already did that, and we've seen what the most successful outcome of invading them is, but I think that's probably a good option, because they had Alex come speak at their conference, so they let him in the door.
He could abuse that and really fuck with them if he wanted, but it's a dead end.
jordan holmes
I like the skydiving into Mar-a-Lago idea.
For a couple reasons.
One, if he gets shot down, Alex Jones shot down, lives forever.
That's legend shit.
You won.
I'll sit down and respect that shit.
Two, succeeds.
Fucking amazing!
That's a stunt that everyone will talk about.
dan friesen
Right.
But even that is so, like, this is all still just Alex being uncreative, because he's just stealing this from Lord Monkton.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
Lord Monkton sky dove into the climate conference.
jordan holmes
You're right.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's just stealing other people's ideas to get attention.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
As he usually does.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So let's not forget, though, that Alex is doing that show in Pennsylvania with Tucker on the 23rd, which is still not sold out.
Like, that's not good.
There's still tons of seats available, and I think that Tucker might have realized that Alex isn't the draw that he was expecting.
In an attempt to sell more tickets, they just added Jack Posobiec to the show.
No!
unidentified
And it's still not sold out.
dan friesen
I think that Alex kind of understands all of this.
Yeah.
unidentified
He can lash out and probably get a ton of hits on Twitter, but it doesn't translate to anything meaningful.
dan friesen
He's left whining and considering publicity stunts on his show while Laura Loomer is on Trump's plane.
Like, Alex has been left behind.
And until he recognized that and flips on this whole thing, his content can't really move forward.
It's all just kind of like, you're just going to be mad at yourself until you turn on Trump and create something new for yourself.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is...
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's exactly that.
Because the only...
The cost of being on the end.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Is giving up yourself.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Laura Loomer is not a person.
She is whatever Trump says she has to be to have her be on the plane.
dan friesen
Yeah, she's an entity of hostility.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Like, Alex is in a strange place for these people because Alex really did build it by himself.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
What he built was his.
You know, that was the thing about when we were looking at Becca Lewis's research, you know, and she's showing, like, This whole thing is just separate from the media ecosystem.
It's just, that's him, you know?
And then when he got on the inside, he had to become like a Laura Loomer, and now he's nothing.
He's just nothing.
dan friesen
They've stolen a lot of the things that he did in order to create whatever he created.
And in the process, he's given up so much of the ability for him to move in this space in the way that made him unique.
Yep.
And it's really tragic on a kind of like...
If it were a science fiction story.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
If we're a thousand light years away and we're reading about this story, despite the fact that he is clearly the villain, we go, aha, the irony of life and blah, blah, blah, blah.
dan friesen
Fuck him, I don't care.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
I'm not sympathetic to it.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
From a narrative standpoint, a character study is kind of depressing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Faust wasn't the good guy.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex, I mean, just, like, listen to this shit.
This just makes you sad.
alex jones
Please remember.
Yeah, we had 14 million viewers just to our pre, during, and post-debate coverage on X alone.
Amazing.
Millions at Infowars, millions on radio stations.
I'd say conservatively, 20 million people tuned in last night.
I checked this morning, no extra money.
Regular sales, barely enough to pay the bills.
I'm not bitching.
These are great products.
I need your support.
Go to drjonesnaturals.com.
Go to infowarsstore.com.
You need nitric boost.
You need X2.
You need X3.
dan friesen
What does that tell you?
jordan holmes
I mean, that should be all...
Any advertising marketing agency or anything would be like, well, we need to make a change.
dan friesen
We had 20 million people watching our show, and it translated to no sales.
You have to either conclude that this sucks and it's not working, or these are fake people.
These numbers aren't real.
Or we're doing something bad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, I mean, when I first started doing the hearing aids, way back when, they would do these direct mail campaigns, right?
And the marketing people would show up and they'd show you the little postcard and they'd be like, this is the postcard that's getting our best response.
Half a percent.
And you'd be like, wow.
That's the response.
So you send out 20,000, you know, and you get half a percent.
And that's a real number.
20 million.
You should get a very real number out of it.
dan friesen
Yes.
Yes, you should.
jordan holmes
You are not getting a real number, which means the numbers are fake.
It's all fake, man.
dan friesen
Yeah, even if your conversion rate is minuscule on 20 million viewers, you should see a considerable rise in sales.
jordan holmes
Absurdly huge, yeah.
dan friesen
And so something's wrong.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that bummed me out.
And then this commercial that Alex played bummed me out even more.
alex jones
A 2024 AEV Dodge Prospector.
This is my dream truck.
But this truck won't belong to me.
It's going to belong to you.
The folks that visit thealexjonesstore.com and enter to win for free by entering your email.
Or when you buy products, they put you in five, ten times in the raffle for this bad boy.
I'm going to walk you through this.
But this is hands down.
Look up for yourself.
The most badass truck in the world.
dan friesen
It's a pretty badass truck.
Wow.
unidentified
He's doing a truck giveaway.
jordan holmes
I've never been in a business where they said, you know what?
It was the raffle that really turned everything around for us.
Yeah.
unidentified
We were on a real downward trajectory, so we all got into the room and had a big meeting, and somebody was like, we should do a raffle.
dan friesen
We raffle off a badass truck.
jordan holmes
That's worked every time other businesses have tried it.
dan friesen
You know, there's something about Alex that, like, he comes from radio.
And so this feels like a local radio station.
jordan holmes
It really does.
dan friesen
It feels...
sad.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
I don't know what to say.
jordan holmes
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
You're not supposed to be this, man.
unidentified
You gotta...
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
If you are...
If you find yourself here...
Don't be here!
Go somewhere else!
Do something else!
dan friesen
It just stinks of local radio.
It's beneath what Alex pretends to be.
And I thought it was very, very funny.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And I'm not knocking local radio.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
We would both be delighted to have our voiceover careers from 10 years ago start.
dan friesen
And I lament the way that Consolidation has ruined independent local radio stations.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
Or hindered them in a great way.
I love radio.
jordan holmes
It is Alex who is the...
He is the creation of that.
dan friesen
I think the idea of a truck giveaway for a local station is fantastic.
jordan holmes
It's what you should be doing!
dan friesen
That's great.
For Alex, bummer.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's supposed to be like God's chosen messenger on Earth, and he's doing a fucking raffle.
jordan holmes
There's a fine line between everybody put your hand on this truck, and whoever's hand is there at the end gets to keep the truck, and they shoot horses, don't they?
Big difference.
dan friesen
Maybe you just need to hear a little bit more about the truck.
jordan holmes
Maybe.
alex jones
When you enter to win this, you fund the info war and take it to the globalists.
Now, let's talk about this badass truck.
jordan holmes
This is a freaking monster.
alex jones
Now, you're getting the colors I like the best.
This dark green, this black, the red pinstripe.
What really matters is the shocks, the giant tires, the engine.
Now, because one of you lucky people out there is going to own this truck, I'm not going to take it off-road.
But we've taken other ones off-road.
Believe me, ladies and gentlemen.
jordan holmes
You don't need to tell me that.
alex jones
Look at this sexy monster, ladies and gentlemen.
jordan holmes
Just be that!
dan friesen
Look at this sexy monster.
unidentified
Do that!
jordan holmes
Stop being the Alex Jones of the InfoWars guy and then just be the guy who's like, look at this big fucking truck!
dan friesen
Yeah.
Maybe you should just be a car dealer.
jordan holmes
That'd be great!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's where people like him have always meant to be.
dan friesen
God.
It just, it was, I got a little bit of whiplash from this commercial.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
Look at this sexy truck!
jordan holmes
That is.
dan friesen
He seems so mad.
jordan holmes
That is fucking crazy.
dan friesen
So we come back for a commercial.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And I got even more sad.
alex jones
Watch the rebroadcast later, you can't call in.
But right now, we'd love to hear from you on last night's debate and September 11th and how it changed our world 23 years later.
That's a big place to go.
The entire campaign, World War III on the table, forced injections, new deadly mRNA shots that they get in, and open borders, and expanded human trafficking, and the criminals getting away with it all.
We deserve it.
I think we're delivering.
Please support us.
The Deep State came out of that.
unidentified
877-789-2539.
alex jones
I'm seething right now.
dan friesen
Yeah, I would be too.
unidentified
I don't know if it gets better than that.
jordan holmes
I just don't know how to...
I don't know how to...
unidentified
I don't know how to...
jordan holmes
I don't know how to never forget more than that.
dan friesen
Yeah, I thought I was hallucinating when I first heard that.
I just accidentally started playing a commercial.
Alex recognizes it, loses his train of thought, and then is just mad.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's a genuine, you should be furious.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
For the context of what you're talking about.
dan friesen
Talking about September 11th being meaningful.
In another life, he would have stormed off the show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I think the robot has taught him some patience.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's nice.
dan friesen
Good job, robot.
He doesn't actually storm off the show.
jordan holmes
He's very polite and apologizes.
dan friesen
He takes some calls.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And here's one that's real dumb.
unidentified
And another thing, too, I want to bring up is some of those questions, like, about her race.
dan friesen
What race do you think she is?
jordan holmes
And like he said, nobody cares.
Nobody cares about stupidity like that.
We care about, you know, turning this country around.
unidentified
I don't care if she's related to Barney the frickin' dinosaur.
jordan holmes
I've heard that one before.
So that was just plain stupidity.
alex jones
Well, it's meant to be saying he's like racist.
I mean, the woman is Indian.
Her father was maybe...
dan friesen
Careful.
alex jones
I did the numbers.
I looked it up.
He's the same amount of African that I am Native American.
So if my dad's like 13% and his dad was 30-something percent...
jordan holmes
Percentage is a great way to describe this.
alex jones
That would make me...
Six and a half percent.
There you go.
So she's three and a half percent black.
I mean, I've done the numbers.
The genealogy of her is well known and out there.
dan friesen
So the only reason that the question was asked in the debate about this was because Trump said that Harris recently became black in an interview he did with the National Association of Black Journalists at their conference.
If Trump hadn't said what he said, there would be nothing to ask about.
It's his fault.
He did this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Alex really isn't helping here.
Trump's comments were that Harris became black, not that she became African.
African-American and black are not the same word.
And Alex is asserting that Harris' father is not African to claim that he's not black, which is Alex intentionally playing games with words in order to make a racist point.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Regardless, Harris's father is Jamaican with African descent, so all this is just absurd levels of rationalization meant to slightly obscure these folks' fundamental racism that this world is based on and built upon.
So that's fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it made sense, I guess, whenever people were like, let's stop using black.
But in reality, black is the correct word because it was never about, like, It is just finding a reason to exclude and enslave all of these people.
And skin color is a great one for this.
It has never been like, oh, well, we're not from Egypt.
We'd say it's Africa.
They don't even know what is in Africa.
It is just...
It's just what it is.
They're racist towards black people.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Black people!
dan friesen
Yep.
And Alex is trying to somehow intellectualize things, and it's just, all you have to do in this case is say, like, wow, Trump really fucked up there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, shouldn't have done that!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Hey!
dan friesen
It's not easy, or it's not difficult to not defend that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Even if you're Alex.
Yep.
But...
jordan holmes
Whoopsie!
dan friesen
So, earlier in the show...
I didn't cut a clip of this, and I kind of regret it in hindsight.
Alex started sort of riffing a song parody of Karma Chameleon.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
How does this get racist?
dan friesen
So he's like, oh man, I gotta write out those lyrics.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I gotta make this cover of Karma Chameleon.
And then this happened later.
alex jones
Uh-oh.
unidentified
All right, we're going to post this on X. We'll make a music video out of it.
alex jones
Chase Geiser is so amazing.
He's like an octopus doing so much work back there.
And he heard me first hour just off the top of my head just say those lines.
He wrote that down.
AI and said rock and roll woman's voice.
And 30 minutes later, we have this.
unidentified
Wow, it's so good.
Wow, it's so fun.
Wow.
Wow.
Come on, come on, come on, easy on.
Gotta take your guns.
Gotta destroy your border.
It's not World War III.
Wow, it's so good.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I like the central metaphor.
alex jones
All right, that's great, but I did that off the top of my head.
We need to come up with the rest of the song.
Like, gonna chop your son's penis off.
Gonna cut your daughter's breast off.
Gonna have Satanism at the Super Bowl.
Gonna give you poison shots.
dan friesen
Die, die, die.
alex jones
The chameleon's gonna kill you.
And it's gonna be fun, fun, fun.
Something like that.
jordan holmes
Something like that.
alex jones
I'll write some lines up.
dan friesen
Yeah, please do.
So yeah, I just, I struggle as somebody who's followed Alex's career.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I struggle to hear that and not, like, I don't understand why he's not mad about this.
jordan holmes
I am.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I hate it.
I hate AI.
I hate it.
dan friesen
He should be furious about this bastardization and this parody of human creativity.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's horrifying.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Chase should be out on his ass, thrown through the studio plate glass window, quite frankly.
jordan holmes
Agreed!
dan friesen
Get that fucking octopus out of here.
jordan holmes
Yes!
Yes, this is bad!
By your own rules!
Why am I the one who is angrier about this?
dan friesen
I watched Waking Life not too long ago, because I wanted to revisit it.
And I'd forgotten that Alex was in it when I started the movie.
And his scene came on.
And I was really taken back to seeing this for the first time, not knowing who he was.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And one of the things that he's screaming about is the creativity of the human spirit that will not submit!
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, and all this, like...
Going back to the 90s, these are the kind of messages that were really important about humanity's too good.
And now we have, isn't it funny that this robot made a song in 30 minutes?
jordan holmes
I did something.
I watched Ghost in the Shell.
I re-watched Ghost in the Shell, the original 95 one.
Obviously the 90s, that's where we're living at these days, apparently.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And it is like, for all the themes about it...
The thing that people tend to forget is the idea is that the consciousness is searching for death.
Because death is the way you validate existence, right?
So that's the entire thing.
And that the AI cannot die is the problem.
That the AI is not alive, you know?
dan friesen
And that the AI can't emote.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
It's meaningless.
dan friesen
You're creating a facsimile of the, whoa, whoa, or whatever, but that was supposed to be, in the context of music, this expression of somebody feeling something.
jordan holmes
It is not aesthetically pleasing.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It is by the lack of aesthetic pleasing that we are allowed to see the emotion within it.
Otherwise, we could have just had somebody who was very good at singing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And this bums me out.
And it should bum out Alex.
jordan holmes
It should bum everybody out.
dan friesen
We're in such a weird space.
Where Alex is like, oh, isn't that fun?
We can make song parodies faster.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think we need to...
Dan, I think it's you and me.
We're leading the Butlerian jihad.
I think it's us.
unidentified
This is trash.
jordan holmes
I think all thinking machines have to die.
dan friesen
So Alex takes a call from Twitter.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
He's also on Spaces.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
And this person's another idiot.
jordan holmes
Right.
unidentified
I wanted to really thank you.
I happened to hop in right when you were touching on what's happening here in Springfield, Ohio.
I'm about a county over.
And no matter if the cat that was on the police video was killed by a woman here in Canton, Ohio, or if the The geese were killed by migrants at the park.
But no matter if some of the topics or the ways that stories were conveyed in the moment were off, the main thing is that we now have gotten the message out there that a town of What was 38,000 or maybe 40,000 has now had an increase of 20,000 people who are going to need assistance that the local community does not have to provide.
Now I'm noticing when I've dealt with my, and been in charge of my grandfather's disability and food stamps for the past couple years, that this is one of the first months that he has not been, or that his payment is now five days late.
alex jones
Yeah, I mean, it's Cloward and Piven.
They know bringing in 25 million illegals in just three and a half years is going to collapse the country.
It's designed to do it.
They admit that's their plan.
dan friesen
So, this caller really gets to the core of what the strategy is for these folks.
And also, you had a lot of confused looks on your face.
I'm worried...
Did you not hear about any of this stuff?
jordan holmes
No idea.
dan friesen
Any context?
jordan holmes
No context at all.
dan friesen
Okay, well, feel free to ask questions as we go along.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So, this caller is essentially openly admitting that it doesn't matter if all that stuff about people's pets getting eaten was a lie, because they accused Haitian immigrants of doing it, which drew spotlight to the fact that there's a bunch of immigrants in this town, which is...
Apparently a problem.
Right.
unidentified
Incidentally, it's not a problem.
dan friesen
Springfield, Ohio's population has been increased considerably in the past few years due to an influx of migrants.
but its economy has also improved along with it.
As the economy has generally improved without the labor that these migrants provide, the factories and industry in Springfield wouldn't have been able to operate the way that it has.
A lot that's being ignored.
So what's going on here is that on May 18th, 2023, a 35-year-old Haitian man drove a minivan into ongoing traffic, which ended up causing a bus to veer off the road.
The ensuing crash killed an 11-year-old child and injured 23 other kids.
The man driving the bus was charged with involuntary manslaughter and vehicular homicide.
Despite pleas from the deceased child's family, this event was used to stoke hatred towards the largely Haitian immigrant community there in Springfield.
J.D. Vance has been an utter disappointment as Trump's VP choice and is from Ohio.
In recent weeks, he's been trying to get some of that hometown cred in speeches, and he's hit particularly on the subject of Springfield, Ohio, multiple times, looking to inflame the feelings of resentment towards migrants, exploiting the death of this 11-year-old child.
People are posting bullshit on social media, blaming migrants for stealing and eating pets there, which is sort of working in concert with J.D. Vance's bringing up of Springfield, and so people are trying to validate it with things like, someone ate a cat!
It turns out it's not a migrant.
It's all just a bunch of bullshit.
Now Alex is pumping this up, and Trump is repeating it aggressively on the debate stage.
That's what Trump was talking about when he's like, they're eating pets.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
It's literally all xenophobia and racism, and this caller is a really great representation of how it doesn't matter to a believer whether something is true or not.
He wanted to believe that immigrants were eating pets because he wants to demonize immigrant populations.
He's going to push the story that they're eating pets because it furthers that goal.
Once it's a little too embarrassing to continue pushing the story that they're eating everyone's pets, he retreats to just saying, well, aren't there a lot of immigrants there?
As if that's been his point all along.
He points to his grandfather's supposedly late check, which, if that story is even real, has nothing to do with migrants in a different city, and Alex thinks his dad shouldn't be getting, his granddad shouldn't be getting to begin with.
The eating pets thing might have been bullshit, but my grandpa's check is late, and that's what this is really about.
That's an unacceptable point, and that's an unacceptable way to present your shit, but that's exactly what this caller is embodying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that's how these games are played a lot of the time.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's so fucking...
That sucks.
Every part of that sucks.
It's just trash.
dan friesen
The willingness to be like, ah, maybe the whole story that we were telling isn't true, but still...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's just...
Come on, guys.
jordan holmes
I mean, just fucking...
dan friesen
Awful.
jordan holmes
No!
How do you listen to somebody?
I mean, it is like, Sir, stop all of that.
Call the office and see where your grandfather's check is.
That's it.
That's our conversation, sir.
Everything else, shut the fuck up about.
dan friesen
And I thought, the first time I listened through that clip, I thought he was saying this is the first time the check's ever been late.
But he didn't.
He said this is one of the first times.
It's not even a unique experience.
What the fuck are you talking about?
jordan holmes
What is happening?
dan friesen
People just have...
Too much ability to say things and demand people hear them.
Just idiot shit is too available.
And that's...
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What else is there to say?
dan friesen
You know what else there is to say?
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Do you want a fucking sexy truck?
jordan holmes
I do!
You know what?
That actually has brightened my day.
I take back everything I've ever said about sexy trucks.
dan friesen
I know a guy who could get you a sexy truck.
jordan holmes
I bet giving him my email address is a good idea.
dan friesen
So here's where I was like, I heard that commercial for the sexy truck.
And I was like, this is pathetic.
This is a real bummer.
But then, a little bit later in the show...
Alex has a guest on.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Who's the guy who's giving away that sexy truck.
jordan holmes
Now I'm back in.
dan friesen
And I started to understand what was happening here.
So Alex talks to this guy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
All right.
Been working with Nate Hughes and his crew for a while.
They're in Bentonville, Arkansas.
They got their own Made in America knife company and t-shirts and everything else.
And when you go to thealexjohnstore.com...
There's over 30 amazing t-shirts.
They're the ones that design the t-shirts for so many folks with the Hodge twins and Steven Crowder and so many others.
They've got next-level t-shirts.
Ours are great.
I designed them, so I'm going to be quite honest.
Most of our t-shirts are not this badass.
Well, these are our t-shirts now.
TheAlexJonesStore.com.
We need funds.
To get more reporters back, to expand, to fight the tyrants during this key election, look at those t-shirts.
Look at them if you're a TV viewer.
If you're a radio listener, these are in stock.
These are made right here in America, printed in Arkansas, ready to ship to you.
And I hope with some of the concepts on these, but their concepts are even better.
These are badass t-shirts.
dan friesen
So you get what's going on, right?
Alex has got a new t-shirt guy.
Yeah.
He's trying to get all of the...
His supplement business is now his dad's supplement business.
The clothing and apparel and all of that stuff is now this.
But he needs to drive traffic over to this thing.
And so we have the Alex Jones store is the URL for this guy's business that is totally separate.
jordan holmes
Completely separate.
dan friesen
Totally separate.
And they're giving away a truck in order for you to be lured into going and giving your email address and buying product to try and transition customers over to this.
jordan holmes
You've got to off-ramp people.
No, it makes sense.
dan friesen
It makes total sense.
jordan holmes
It's a great business move.
dan friesen
It's painfully transparent.
I can't believe this is all legal.
jordan holmes
I can.
dan friesen
Yeah, I guess so.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So anyway, this guy is also his old knife guy.
jordan holmes
This guy is also his...
God damn it!
Why won't anybody just do fucking limericks like they goddamn meant to?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Sometimes it's like, just do fucking limericks!
dan friesen
If Marty Schachter was giving away a sexy truck, perfect.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Everything makes sense.
jordan holmes
The world is a better place.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But so Alex's knife guy is now his clothes guy.
He's giving away a truck.
And also...
jordan holmes
That could not be more of like a, hey, I've got my idiot brother to run this multinational corporation because he's absolutely not related to me in any way.
dan friesen
Now let me ask this question about your idiot brother.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Was he there on January 6th?
alex jones
And we're not going to spend the whole show on this at this hour.
We're going to go to your calls and spaces because Nate Hughes is a patriot.
He's a J6er.
He didn't want to get into it, but just like Owen, right now he's facing prison time.
So the owner of the company, he's trying to stop that.
I know you don't want to get into the case, but you did absolutely nothing, of course, just like Owen.
And it's just all part of the dragnet.
Absolutely criminal in my view.
But your whole company are patriots, and it's full of veterans, and you're just kicking ass, and you've been doing a great job for so long, and it's wonderful to be working with you.
dan friesen
So Nate Hughes was a violent rioter on January 6th.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
There's footage of him fighting with the cops, wearing one of Alex's Space Force shirts, no less.
jordan holmes
Good.
dan friesen
He attempted and failed to steal a cop's shield and was recorded yelling incitement towards his fellow rioters on multiple instances.
Hughes is actually a living embodiment of the fact that Alex's version of the story on January 6th is full of shit.
Hughes was doing things that Alex claims didn't happen.
And on August 6th, just a little over a month ago, he pled guilty to one count of civil disorder, one count of assaulting, resisting, or impeding an officer, and one count of violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds.
He's set to be sentenced on November 15th, so you know he's hoping Trump wins.
Or else he might end up getting some horrible punishment like probation.
I don't know.
So anyway, he's a knife guy who's now a clothes guy who's giving away a truck, also is facing...
Possible prison time for January 6th.
What the fuck?
This is Mad Libs.
jordan holmes
I appreciate just how useless the legal system is.
It's almost impressive at a certain point.
dan friesen
Apparently, I mean, just this moment, this snapshot is such an embodiment of that.
jordan holmes
It is just like, do they get together and then listen to this moment and go like, oh.
I think we've done great.
dan friesen
So this guy who tried to overthrow the government.
jordan holmes
Let's stop right there.
dan friesen
In service of Trump who lost an election.
While he violently tried to steal a cop's shield in the scuffle.
So he pled guilty to that stuff.
And now he's decided to...
Create a shell business for Alex to sell merch through.
jordan holmes
See, now, after trying and failing to overthrow the country, he's going to steal money from the families of a dead child.
dan friesen
Right, and take a cut.
jordan holmes
And take a cut, yeah.
dan friesen
By using Alex's name.
jordan holmes
Right, and then the legal system is going to collect those fees, baby!
Billable hours!
dan friesen
So now, I think, because they're talking about a sexy truck, I think that Alex might...
Confess to something here that could be illegal.
jordan holmes
That's great.
dan friesen
I don't know if there's going to be any consequences for this, but we'll see.
nate hughes
You go to thealexjonesstore.com, you support Alex, you get entered to win a truck.
jordan holmes
It's a win-win, it's a no-brainer.
It's very fun.
alex jones
Well, I just found the truck I want.
unidentified
Me too, I want it too.
jordan holmes
I'm kind of jealous.
alex jones
But I'm not just saying this, folks.
jordan holmes
You should.
alex jones
Ford's got big tires, and it's great, and I put it through hell.
I even had the rear alignment fixed recently because it just rattles all over the road.
I'd given the truck to my dad, but then with the bankruptcy stuff, he said, you can use the trucks.
It's not even my truck anymore.
But the point is, I love the old truck.
I had a lot of fun in it.
But I've got to get rid of it once I drove this.
I don't know how it's so smooth.
dan friesen
Did you give your dad a truck to shield it from bankruptcy?
jordan holmes
Yes, obviously!
dan friesen
Alex, what are you talking about?
Don't talk about giving away your assets in the context of a bankruptcy while you're on air doing something that's meant to shield assets from bankruptcy.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, it is like...
What keeps society together is we all just agree that if Alex doesn't say it out loud, maybe it's not true.
dan friesen
But he did say it out loud.
jordan holmes
That's the problem.
Now we all have to admit that he's hiding his essence from the bankruptcy.
dan friesen
He's frequently saying this shit out loud.
jordan holmes
And they are not doing anything about it.
So it's fine.
It's legal.
dan friesen
It's wild.
jordan holmes
I am shocked that everybody is not stealing shit all the time.
dan friesen
So I don't know exactly how this business is set up.
I didn't have a whole lot of time to look into it, but it is just basically a Shopify sort of online store or whatever.
In theory, I mean, enough pressure could be exerted on Shopify, and this could be shut down.
jordan holmes
Sure!
dan friesen
Because they, I imagine, would not want to be associated with this very clear attempt on Alex's part to pivot customers from his business that is subject to bankruptcy over to a new dummy business.
Right.
jordan holmes
That's owned by a guy who tried to overthrow the government.
unidentified
Well...
jordan holmes
I'm not saying people who try to overthrow the government shouldn't be allowed to own stores.
That's not what I'm saying.
dan friesen
Who among us?
jordan holmes
Hey, listen.
I'm closer to the overthrow the government side than not half the time.
But I don't know.
At the very least, you should have to make your own store.
It can't just be something that Alex gives you.
dan friesen
I honestly think that trying to overthrow the government is more defensible than starting an online store for Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I 100% agree with you.
dan friesen
I think you could construct a much more sound, Ethical argument for overthrowing the government.
jordan holmes
We celebrate overthrowing the government once a year.
Right.
So until we celebrate Alex stealing money from tragic families, then yeah, I think it's worse.
dan friesen
So anyway, I got to a point where I was like...
Click.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm going to listen to Alex and this Ding Dong talk about how great this truck is.
unidentified
The problem is I would listen to the commercial about, look at this sexy truck!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's great.
dan friesen
I would listen to that for half an hour, but Alex just sort of sitting in the studio with this guy trying to talk about the great truck.
jordan holmes
Not fun.
dan friesen
No.
And this is the day after the debate and the anniversary of September 11th.
jordan holmes
If I'm this guy, right?
The only reason that this guy is the guy who's chosen is because he's the guy who's not going to be like, why'd you pick me?
Right?
Because if Alex is like, hey, I'm trying to hide money from these families.
unidentified
And you are conveniently going to be in prison.
jordan holmes
I would be like, why do you think I would want to be involved in that?
dan friesen
There are some uncomfortable questions that might be arisen.
jordan holmes
I get the whole idea that we could, like, in their world, they can be like, ah, I'm hiding it from bankruptcy lawyers and all that stuff, but, like, at the end of the day, you're stealing it from families of children.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
You're just a thief.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Thief slash knife salesman slash...
jordan holmes
Yeah, so he...
dan friesen
Shirt designer slash...
jordan holmes
Excuse me, sir.
I know you have no morals.
Please, I'm setting up a store.
dan friesen
I just, I can't find it within myself to understand that kind of a decision.
unidentified
Ugh.
dan friesen
But hey, they're going to make some bucks on some shitty hats and shirts.
jordan holmes
Best of luck to them, I guess.
dan friesen
And to whoever wins that sexy fucking truck.
Oh, also $10,000 cash.
I forgot about that part.
jordan holmes
God damn it.
dan friesen
$10,000 cash and the sexy truck.
That's what people are trying to win.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
I kind of want that truck.
dan friesen
$10,000 put up by the shirt company, Alex specifies.
jordan holmes
We're just robbing people.
dan friesen
Feels like it.
unidentified
Yep, yep.
dan friesen
Anyway, we'll be back with another episode.
See what the other kind of...
Honestly, the heights of the first...
Robot interview.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And the ride that we took.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I really felt at a low when we hit that third interview.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I thought, like, I feel a little dirty.
Now this.
Alex is giving away a truck.
jordan holmes
You know, it's the problem with the roller coaster.
We went up too high.
We heard the chick, chick, chick, chick, and we were like, well, we're obviously going to stay up here forever.
dan friesen
No, sir.
jordan holmes
Wrong.
dan friesen
Nope.
Now we're giving away a fucking truck.
unidentified
We'll see what happens with that, but until then, we have a website.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll also be back, but until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I am the mysterious professor.
alex jones
Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo!
steve quayle
And now, here comes the sex robot.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
andy in kansas
Hello, Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
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