#916: The Total Eclipse
In this installment, Dan and Jordan take a look at an interview one of Alex's long time employees did about his thoughts about the coming eclipse.
In this installment, Dan and Jordan take a look at an interview one of Alex's long time employees did about his thoughts about the coming eclipse.
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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | ||
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Knowledge fight. | |
Dan and Jordan. | ||
Knowledge fight. | ||
I need, I need money. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
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Stop it. | |
Andy in Kansas. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
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It's time to pray. | |
Andy in Kansas. | ||
You're on the air. | ||
Thanks for holding us. | ||
Hello, Alex. | ||
I love your world. | ||
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KnowledgeFight. | |
Knowledgefight.com. | ||
I love you. | ||
Hey, everybody. | ||
Welcome back to Knowledgefight. | ||
I'm Dan. | ||
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I'm Jordan. | |
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
Jordan. | ||
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Dan. | |
Jordan. | ||
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I have a quick question for you. | |
What's up? | ||
What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
My bright spot? | ||
I don't know if you heard about this. | ||
What? | ||
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There's an eclipse. | |
I have heard about it. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
That's when Joe Biden becomes a walk-in. | ||
I love you. | ||
I feel like I haven't been able to enjoy the fact that there is... | ||
Just a regular old eclipse? | ||
Yeah. | ||
A cool event is happening in the moon, is coming in between the Earth and the sun, and it's pretty fun. | ||
It's pretty fucking fun. | ||
It's fun. | ||
And I'm sick and tired of having to engage with it and deal with it with a bunch of weirdness. | ||
In any other way than just, this is fun. | ||
So I wanted to take this moment in the bright spot to say, hey, there's an eclipse going on, and that's pretty neat. | ||
It's just neat. | ||
It's pretty neat. | ||
It's just neat. | ||
Did you have an eclipse? | ||
You were in elementary school? | ||
Yeah, there was one. | ||
I think it was in 91, I believe, when I was in Hawaii. | ||
There was one that did not hit the continental United States. | ||
Oh, so you got a special one. | ||
I got a little special eclipse. | ||
Yeah, I just remember being terrified of looking at it without the glasses. | ||
Right! | ||
Because they really drove into your head, like, you will go blind immediately. | ||
I hate people so much for making me terrified of it, and then the president does it, and then I have to feel like... | ||
It's okay to make fun of him, but also, they all lied to me. | ||
You can look right at that shit. | ||
I saw the president do it. | ||
Didn't he put his hand out and make a little visor or something? | ||
See, that's what it is. | ||
You can't trust people. | ||
Well, I mean, better safe than sorry. | ||
Of course. | ||
It's never good to look at the sun. | ||
You would think that it should be obvious. | ||
I'm sure there have been other, you know, either... | ||
Total or semi-eclipses, but that's the one that really sticks out to me. | ||
Maybe it's because I remember them being like, don't look at it. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
How long was it? | ||
Did you have a good long one? | ||
I think it's still going on. | ||
Oh, shit. | ||
Where in Hawaii? | ||
Can we get there? | ||
Yeah, Honolulu is dark. | ||
Can we cross over into the better dimension there? | ||
No, I don't remember exactly how long it was, but they're never that long. | ||
No, I mean, well, yeah, obviously. | ||
Do you remember the one that was 20 minutes defying all loss of space and time? | ||
What about you? | ||
Mine is... | ||
I had the pleasure of wandering around and saw... | ||
I don't know if it's the most recent one or if it just dropped. | ||
But I hadn't seen it. | ||
Kyle Kinane's special. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
It's a tweet about that. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
Dirtnap. | ||
So fucking good. | ||
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Yeah? | |
Still got it? | ||
You know what? | ||
Here's what's great about him. | ||
And this is only true of, I think, him and a couple other people since we've been doing this. | ||
You could say some specials are funny or not funny or all that stuff. | ||
What you watch, though, is just he has mastered what he does. | ||
Just like a man who's in complete mastery of a thing. | ||
Like, it's so enjoyable to watch just on a pure, like, half of the time it's like, I'm not even thinking about the comedy part of my brain being like, oh, this joke functions, or this, and it's just like, man, this guy's good at standing and talking. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Wow! | ||
And he's from Chicago. | ||
Yeah, come on, what are you not gonna like a guy from Chicago? | ||
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We get to be like, he came up at the same, he was at Shubo's. | |
He did the stuff. | ||
Yep. | ||
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The night's weather of things. | |
We'll have to check that out. | ||
Yeah, it's really, really funny. | ||
That's great. | ||
It's just great. | ||
Always good to hear. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Someone's still doing good. | ||
Hasn't lost his mind. | ||
Hey, all right. | ||
Didn't say anything about how he hates people. | ||
No cancel culture rant mid-set? | ||
It wasn't like, oh, here's why canceling is bad. | ||
Nope, didn't do it. | ||
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over, and this is going to run... | ||
Somewhat counter to my bright spot, but let's talk about the eclipse. | ||
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All right. | |
Okay. | ||
I think it's almost one led to the other in a roundabout way. | ||
Yes, that is very possible. | ||
The frustration of trying to prepare this episode might have led to my bright spot. | ||
Right, right, right. | ||
But we've done a business on exactly what's going on, but first, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
Ooh, that's a great idea. | ||
So first, this is Aaron sending best regards to his former colleagues, the Paizo Publishing Warehouse Goblins. | ||
Whoever is still working there, make sure you take a break, stretch your back, and drink some water. | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
You're an out, palsy wonk. | ||
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I'm a policy wonk. | |
Thank you very much! | ||
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Thank you. | |
Next, Perfidious Pete has the cutest puppy in the world and has the photographic evidence to prove it. | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
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I'm a policy wonk. | |
Thank you very much. | ||
Thank you. | ||
Next, Mia. | ||
Thank you for introducing me to Knowledge Fight. | ||
Dan and Jordan give me hope for trans folks like us. | ||
We may be stuck in Florida, but we will not flee, and our strength is a foundation to let others feel welcome. | ||
Thank you for teaching me that. | ||
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You are now a policy wonk. | ||
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I'm a policy wonk. | |
Thank you very much! | ||
And a tale of two stackies. | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
You are now a policy wonk. | ||
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I'm a policy wonk. | |
Thank you very much. | ||
And we've got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much to RIP to Twyla, the beloved cat. | ||
You will be in our hearts forever. | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
You are now a technocrat. | ||
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I'm a policy wonk. | |
Four stars. | ||
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
Daddy Shark. | ||
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Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp. | |
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little, little titty baby. | |
I don't want to hate black people. | ||
I renounce Jesus Christ! | ||
Thank you so much. | ||
Thank you very much. | ||
So, Jordan, like I said, we're going to talk Eclipse. | ||
Talking Eclipse. | ||
Here's the fucking situation. | ||
Yeah. | ||
We did not have a Friday episode last week. | ||
And the reason is because Alex was out of studio all last week. | ||
And Owen was hosting, and nah. | ||
So I was poking around trying to find something else. | ||
Trying to, you know, hey, what could we cover? | ||
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Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. | |
And then, you know, it came to Thursday, and we had... | ||
No Alex to cover? | ||
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Yeah. | |
Nothing? | ||
Nothing. | ||
No Friday episode. | ||
Right. | ||
But I was thinking, Alex will probably be back on Friday. | ||
You'd think? | ||
Yeah. | ||
Right? | ||
I mean, he's been gone and probably be back on Friday. | ||
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Right. | |
So Friday comes along. | ||
Not back. | ||
No. | ||
We gotta record on Sunday. | ||
That's when we record. | ||
For our Monday episode. | ||
It's happening now. | ||
Right. | ||
So Alex is gone on Friday. | ||
I'm like, eh, he'll probably be there to do a special thing on Saturday. | ||
Sure. | ||
Nope. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
So I'm like, alright. | ||
It's the eclipse on Monday. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Gotta talk eclipse. | ||
Right. | ||
So I started poking around. | ||
Listen to a little Project Camelot. | ||
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Sure. | |
Dead end. | ||
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Nothing good. | |
Nothing good there. | ||
So I was like, what could I do? | ||
What could I do? | ||
2017 there was an eclipse, but we were doing the show then. | ||
No, we weren't. | ||
What? | ||
Were we? | ||
Yeah, we started at the beginning of 2017. | ||
That's right. | ||
No, when was that? | ||
That was in the summer, though. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
So we, you know, that last eclipse. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Not far enough back. | ||
Random eclipse day, I didn't know. | ||
Nah. | ||
So I was thinking, what's the most important eclipse that has ever happened? | ||
Oh, the one that Jesus did to call down the fire on the Nazis. | ||
Arguable. | ||
Okay. | ||
The other one I thought of was in the first episode of Heroes. | ||
An eclipse signifies when all these people discovered their powers. | ||
All right. | ||
And that happened in Universe on October 1st, 2006. | ||
What about our universe? | ||
Is that what we're going to talk about? | ||
Well, here's the thing. | ||
The episode on October 1st, 2006, the in-universe date of the eclipse sucked. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I'm not covering that. | ||
So in our universe, the show premiered, I think, on September 25th, 2006. | ||
Okay. | ||
That episode sucks, too. | ||
Damn it. | ||
So anyway, I went down a lot of dead ends. | ||
I can see you. | ||
Now, here's what's interesting. | ||
In many ways, it seems like these are promising leads, but also, in the same time, this is throwing darts at an infinite dartboard. | ||
Yeah, they're conceptually interesting avenues to go down, and then it's blah. | ||
So I got to wait and see if something happened on Saturday, see if Alex put out a show. | ||
He doesn't. | ||
So, I watched Mike Adams. | ||
He did a little thing about the Eclipse. | ||
You watched Mike Adams for the show. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Everybody should be far more grateful to you. | ||
The Great Health Ranger, he did some stuff about the Eclipse, but I found it kind of like... | ||
Thankfully, what I landed on is... | ||
Last minute posting on band.video. | ||
There was an interview with someone talking to John Bowne. | ||
Okay. | ||
John Bowne. | ||
Special report extraordinaire. | ||
Yes! | ||
We usually get to see him in heavily edited special reports that Alex plays in that no man's land when most of the radio stations are playing their own station identification and what have you. | ||
Interview with him about the eclipse. | ||
Wait, him? | ||
On the eclipse. | ||
Yes. | ||
Someone interviewing John Bowne. | ||
A person who has special knowledge about the Eclipse? | ||
He has some thoughts, I'll tell you that much. | ||
But does he have any experience with it? | ||
Like, any education about this? | ||
Whom amongst us has any education? | ||
I mean, you know what? | ||
You've brought such a good point into our lives. | ||
So this is a... | ||
Christy Lee is the name of the person doing the interview. | ||
She's someone who has appeared on Infowars a bit. | ||
I think she's hosted the Fourth Hour or some. | ||
Has a channel on band.video. | ||
And this... | ||
It was the closest to press time alert about what's going to happen with the eclipse. | ||
And so I figured, let's see. | ||
It's got to be the most accurate. | ||
They have the most information. | ||
Right, right, right. | ||
Most things have come out. | ||
There is up to date as they can possibly be. | ||
As possible. | ||
As possible, yes. | ||
And so we're going to find out what may happen today. | ||
I like it. | ||
So here we jump in with Christy introducing John Bowne. | ||
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Okay. | |
And setting the table. | ||
Multiple locations in the U.S. have declared a state of emergency ahead of the solar eclipse. | ||
We got West Virginia, Arkansas, Killeen, Texas, Ohio, Charleston, West Virginia, Jackson County. | ||
Adding to the list is the Niagara region in Ontario, Canada. | ||
All of these regions are... | ||
Urging people to stock up on supplies and issuing emergency power plans. | ||
I think our next guest might have some insight on that. | ||
John Bowne is a multi-platform journalist and musician striving for liberty and freedom for all with his peerless reports that shatter the propaganda of the New World Order. | ||
So thank you so much for being here, John Bowne. | ||
Hey, thanks for having me. | ||
I would love to hear that music. | ||
What's he play? | ||
Uh, the sax. | ||
He does not play the sax. | ||
He's a sax man. | ||
He does not. | ||
I don't know what he plays. | ||
Okay, I was gonna say, if he does, that would be fucking wild. | ||
Yeah, get an InfoWars jam band together. | ||
You got John Bound, you got Buckley. | ||
Alright. | ||
Alex on vocals. | ||
I don't know why this is important to me, but it does feel important. | ||
You cannot be on the far right and a good saxophonist. | ||
You think it requires too much? | ||
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There's something about the hips. | |
There's something about the hips needing to move with a solid... | ||
You can't be on the far right. | ||
There's too much artistry to it. | ||
I wouldn't say artistry. | ||
I'd say raw sexuality. | ||
Okay. | ||
I would say that you can't be a saxophonist, a talented and quality saxophonist, without exuding raw sexuality. | ||
Do you think that the saxophone has the rawest sexuality of any instrument? | ||
That's a good question. | ||
Certainly you would probably put it higher than like a tuba. | ||
I mean, sure, the tuba is notoriously unsexy. | ||
Could you make it sexy? | ||
I mean, a sousaphone can be a one-man sex... | ||
Clarinet seems pretty sexy at times. | ||
Clarinet's very good. | ||
I think what we're learning is woodwinds over brass. | ||
The violin, however, is probably maybe the sexiest. | ||
If you can really fucking wail on a violin, you've got it made. | ||
I mean, Vanquish the Devil? | ||
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Absolutely! | |
At least in one song. | ||
Exactly! | ||
There's the most powerful of all instruments. | ||
So Christy just had a sloppily compiled list of places there that have emergencies. | ||
West Virginia twice. | ||
So just off the top... | ||
Christie listed West Virginia, and if she'd done any preparation past gathering headlines that appear to work for her purposes, she would know that Governor Jim Justice declared an emergency in Fayette, Kanawha, Lincoln, and Nicholas Counties, quote, after severe thunderstorms caused flooding, downed trees, power outages, and road blockages, according to the local news outlet WTRF. | ||
This has nothing to do with the eclipse, but the name of the game for these people is to hype up the idea that there's a huge government overreach happening, because the more they exaggerate, Continuing with our list, the next place is Arkansas, and that was a declaration made by Trump's former press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, so it seems weird that she would be doing her part to help pull off a globalist plot. | ||
In her declaration, she was clear that it was because wildly increased traffic to the area was likely to cause a quote backlog of deliveries by commercial vehicles transporting essential items. | ||
All she did is release $100,000 from the Response and Recovery Fund of the state in order to ease delivery strain that's going to come from that increased traffic. | ||
The same is true for Killeen, Texas. | ||
They expect that the population of the town could triple for the day, and that the strain that that causes on resources is something that the city government has a responsibility to prepare for and be able to respond to any possible outcome. | ||
The state of Ohio didn't declare an emergency about the eclipse, but recently, Governor Mike DeWine did declare one because of severe storms that hit 11 counties. | ||
The Ohio Emergency Operations Center is open and on standby, but that's not the same thing as declaring an emergency. | ||
As for Niagara Falls, they're expected to be over a million people showing up to view the eclipse there, so some of the dynamics exist there as they do at other locales that were listed. | ||
That one's in Canada, too, so I'm not going to just preemptively not give Christie any points for that one. | ||
This is a fun list of places, but that's kind of all it is. | ||
When you look at what's actually happening and what these local governments are doing, they have good reason for their actions. | ||
Crafting these conspiracy theories relies on pretending that there isn't a good reason for someone to do something, which is why they always fall back on shit like, it's just a shadow from the moon. | ||
Why are they responding so severely? | ||
It's not just a shadow from the moon. | ||
It's an influx of hundreds of thousands of people in communities that aren't accustomed to or prepared to handle that level of crowd or traffic. | ||
Folks like Christy and Johnny Which is really what this is about. | ||
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Fun imagination games. | |
So here's the problem, right? | ||
So what you want is you want the government to be able to be like, okay, this is not an emergency per se, but this is what we got to do. | ||
And really what we're talking about is budget issues. | ||
All of your national emergency crap is about the comptroller problems, right? | ||
So you can't just solve that by being like, it's not an emergency, because if the government says it's not an emergency, well, now we're double fucked, right? | ||
So what you do, here's my pitch. | ||
You create 10 million different forms of emergency. | ||
Make so many different types of emergency that whenever somebody like Alex is like, oh, they're declaring emergency, your response is, which fucking one this time? | ||
See, but here's the problem. | ||
Then there's going to be an actual emergency, and then we're fucked. | ||
No, because you're just introducing so much red tape. | ||
That's the idea! | ||
You can't get mad at red tape. | ||
It's always suspicious. | ||
That's what I'm saying. | ||
Get them more mad at the red tape than at the emergency. | ||
Yeah, that may be. | ||
I just think that there's such a reason why resources would need to be readied for these areas that none of these things seem suspicious in the least unless you want them to be. | ||
And these people really want them to be. | ||
Yeah, it has to be because you have to be like, it's got to be something. | ||
It's gotta be something! | ||
Because if you just allow it to be a budget issue, then it could always be a budget issue. | ||
Yeah, a budget issue or just a very understandable logistics issue. | ||
Totally. | ||
Yep. | ||
So, Bowne, on the other hand... | ||
What's he got to say? | ||
He believes that there's some biblical stuff at play. | ||
I love it. | ||
Great. | ||
We have this eclipse coming up next week, and I loved your breakdown of it, especially starting with the biblical connections. | ||
I'm going to encourage everybody to watch the report, but maybe break down some of the biblical connections when it comes to this eclipse. | ||
Yeah, when I first started looking into it, it just blew me away. | ||
There's so many angles to this, and it's not only biblical. | ||
Now, the more I've looked into it, it goes into Hinduism, it goes into Egyptian mythology. | ||
Sure. | ||
It's the solar eclipse, so it's a total universal understanding by many cultures, especially ancient cultures. | ||
And so, if you dig that far back, there's kind of a precursor to what happens in the Bible. | ||
And everything in the Bible... | ||
That's related to solar eclipses from, you know, the fact that, you know, through Christianity, God reveals himself through signs to all the way, you know, that's an exodus, and then all the way through to Revelations, where now CERN is becoming a part of this, biblically. | ||
CERN has become a part of this. | ||
And that's through the Apollon. | ||
Anyway, it's the Temple of Apollo that's underneath the CERN compound that was built by the Romans. | ||
And even back then, it was known as basically a gateway to the underworld. | ||
Oh, man. | ||
I'm sorry. | ||
Yep. | ||
Dan, I am very sorry about this. | ||
Your apology is accepted in advance. | ||
I really need to ask this question. | ||
I feel like I shouldn't need to ask this question, but I really feel like I need to ask this question. | ||
Dan, was CERN built on top of a temple to Apollo? | ||
No. | ||
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Damn it! | |
There's no evidence of that. | ||
But there's some memes that say that it was. | ||
I honestly... | ||
I want that. | ||
I want that to be the case, and I want there to be an even more mundane and reasonable explanation for it. | ||
I want it to be the most mundane and reasonable, like, oh, it turns out that they made the right kind of fucking cement that we don't make anymore. | ||
Did you know that they don't make Colosseum cement anymore because they lost the technology or some shit? | ||
And that's how we built CERN. | ||
No, it's because there's a certain undiscovered element. | ||
That exists there. | ||
All right. | ||
By virtue of it being a portal to the underworld. | ||
Apollonium, if you will, yeah. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
Unobtained apollonium. | ||
Unapollitanium. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So that was a pretty meandering answer. | ||
I believe that it is now part of Hinduism. | ||
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Mm-hmm. | |
The question was basically about the biblical aspect of this eclipse, and essentially what I would take away from what John said was that many ancient cultures had a relationship with eclipses, and that in the Bible, God reveals himself through signs. | ||
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Yep. | |
And there's something about CERN. | ||
This is just not... | ||
I'm not compelled. | ||
I'm not bought. | ||
No? | ||
Not yet. | ||
Not yet. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Well, I think that there's other pieces of evidence that maybe could swing you. | ||
I have a question. | ||
Uh-huh. | ||
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What in Egyptian mythology are we about to talk about? | |
Nothing. | ||
Well, then why did you bring it up, sir? | ||
Because other cultures have ideas about eclipses. | ||
I get that. | ||
You know, I think... | ||
It's universal. | ||
I wrote this down. | ||
I would say, like, isn't it a thing that happens often enough that almost everyone who has ever lived has seen an eclipse? | ||
That's, I mean, probably a lot. | ||
Yeah, a high percentage. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like almost everybody. | ||
You know, I mean, you know, like five-year-olds, I'm sorry that they ever, you know, but it happens, right? | ||
Yeah, and I think one of the things, too, the reason that it's... | ||
a bright spot to me sure and it frustrates me is that to me Eclipse Has always had, like, a connotation of a uniting kind of experience. | ||
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Right. | |
You know, we're all looking up at this. | ||
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Totally. | |
You know, there's this, the world isn't so big, you know? | ||
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Right. | |
That kind of a feeling. | ||
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Right. | |
And, like, someone in, I don't know, Louisiana or in Texas somewhere could be looking up a couple minutes later. | ||
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Sure. | |
You're looking up and you're in the Northeast. | ||
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Yeah. | |
You know, it's... | ||
There's something to it that is unifying, and it's turning it into, like, CERN is making the gates of hell. | ||
It ruins the metaphorical feeling that I have about it. | ||
It distracts from that. | ||
Yeah, it did just occur to me that, one, I really vibe with that feeling. | ||
I hadn't really thought about it, but yes, that is 100% true. | ||
And I remember being told this is the worst. | ||
I remember being told, like, think about it. | ||
Everybody's looking up at this the same time you are, the whole world. | ||
And it did not occur. | ||
I had not thought about that at all up until you just saw that. | ||
And then I was like, people on the other side of the earth can't fucking see that shit. | ||
But other times they can. | ||
No, I know. | ||
It's more metaphorical. | ||
It's metaphorical, but that worked on me. | ||
I was believing everybody in China is looking up at the same sun I was. | ||
They've had that experience in different parts of China. | ||
Different parts of China. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
It makes sense. | ||
We're all one. | ||
What's important is we're unified. | ||
And it's not that big a world. | ||
It's not that big a world. | ||
Nope. | ||
CERN, opening hell portals. | ||
Apollo. | ||
So look, there's a lot of towns that it's going to go. | ||
Oh god, are there names of cities in the way that are going to be? | ||
Oh yeah, it's important. | ||
The fact that CERN is built, is knowledgeable, totally knowledgeable of the biblical implications as is, it looks like, you know, the other players in this. | ||
You can't, they're not separate from each other. | ||
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You know, what the implications are. | |
You talked about all of these towns called Nineveh, right? | ||
Nineveh, yeah, yeah. | ||
Nineveh is the, for those that don't know, Jonah, which is kind of in the Bible, Jonah to me, I always thought of Jonah as kind of a Richard Pryor character because it's almost a comedy. | ||
God speaks directly to him and tells him to go. | ||
Ask the people, the Assyrians, who are like the most brutal people you can imagine, to repent. | ||
And he's like, they're not going to repent. | ||
So he turns around and goes the other way and gets on a boat. | ||
One thing leads to another. | ||
He gets thrown over the boat during a storm. | ||
The storm stops. | ||
It's a sign of God to the sailors that were taking him. | ||
They all repent. | ||
And then he finally gets swallowed by the whale. | ||
And in the whale... | ||
He repents. | ||
He says he'll do it. | ||
And the whale spits him back out and he goes into Nineveh. | ||
And it turns out the Assyrians actually repent. | ||
So the first one in 2017, it's going to cross. | ||
And that's the point I want to make. | ||
We'll get to that. | ||
But where it crosses, the first one was leading up to Jonah. | ||
So where the cross is... | ||
It just so happens to be a town or just an area that's named for Jonah. | ||
But on the way in, it passes, that one in 2017 passed through, I believe it's seven or eight towns called Salem, which is the ancient name for Jerusalem. | ||
And then this one is going through. | ||
You know, seven to eight towns named Nineveh and also through towns called Jonah and so on and so forth. | ||
And of course, you know, people can call that coincidence and that's fine. | ||
You know, I'm not Bible thumping. | ||
I'm not trying to believe anything. | ||
I'm just showing just how strange this is. | ||
It's so strange! | ||
So strange. | ||
So strange. | ||
So yeah, there's some cities in the 2017 eclipse that were named Salem. | ||
And that's Jerusalem, of course. | ||
And now there's some towns called Nineveh. | ||
And so, I guess, the whale. | ||
You know... | ||
Okay. | ||
There was a movie called The Whale. | ||
I was... | ||
So I was... | ||
There was a... | ||
You know, my wife was watching something. | ||
There's torture devices. | ||
Torture's horrific. | ||
Yes. | ||
Can't think of anything worse than torture. | ||
It's true. | ||
Right? | ||
But in this moment, I just had an idea for the worst torture device I can think of, which is a machine that connects John Bound to me and allows John Bound to hear how fucking stupid he sounds through my ears. | ||
Oh, no. | ||
And I think that would make people's heads explode. | ||
Yeah, I mean, if you couldn't ignore it. | ||
Yeah, if you were just like, wow, this is what I... | ||
See, I thought the torture device was going to be connecting John's thoughts to your head, which is like, I'm doing that right now, man. | ||
I wouldn't do that. | ||
I wouldn't do that to anybody. | ||
We're doing it now. | ||
So yeah, towns are named things. | ||
I mean, I guess if I wanted to, I probably could have come up with a bunch of different fun connections of town names in various states. | ||
But it seems like even John is saying... | ||
Maybe it's a coincidence. | ||
Listen, I admit. | ||
I'm going to waste everyone's time talking about this and trying to create false importance around it, but hey, maybe it's a coincidence. | ||
It does feel like what he was saying was, listen, if you push back on this, I will fold like a house of cards. | ||
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But... | |
If you're not going to, I might as well say it. | ||
I'm filling up time. | ||
And I'm also pretty aware that nothing's going to happen. | ||
And I don't want to look too bad by over committing to this. | ||
It's just a fucking eclipse, everybody. | ||
Let's make the most of this shit while we can and then not look too bad afterwards. | ||
Right, right, right. | ||
So look. | ||
Yeah. | ||
There's something called a fault line. | ||
Oh, God. | ||
And this could come into play. | ||
Ring of Fire. | ||
Gotcha. | ||
Yes. | ||
There already was an earthquake, of course. | ||
Oh, that's right? | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
But that is not on this fault line. | ||
Oh, okay. | ||
The thing that concerns me is where X marks the spot. | ||
And where X marks the spot is where things get real. | ||
And that's the Madrid Fault. | ||
And so in 1811, the Madrid Fault, we had an incredibly large earthquake that shook so hard that it... | ||
Rang the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia. | ||
And so the issue with the Madrid Fault is that if there's an earthquake there, it could cause some serious damage. | ||
And then you see all of these people, all of these military, biological warfare, nuclear... | ||
Experts gathering up through these towns all the way through the totality of the eclipse. | ||
And they're getting ready for something major to happen. | ||
At the same time, we've got this other player on the field, which is NASA and the manipulation of the ionosphere. | ||
Also, the possibility of a machine called a Thumper that can actually amplify an earthquake. | ||
So my main concern... | ||
How does that relate to, since you mentioned NASA, how does that relate to their launching the three sounding rockets? | ||
Is that what you're referring to? | ||
Yeah, I am referring to that. | ||
But also, HARPS... | ||
Manipulation of the ionosphere to manipulate weather. | ||
Yeah, so we got HAARP, we got NASA shooting these rockets, and a thumper, and they're all going to make the New Madrid fault go off. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And I remember growing up in Missouri... | ||
There's a preoccupation with the New Madrid fault. | ||
Is there? | ||
Well, I think it's the same thing with a lot of people in the West Coast, out in LA and stuff. | ||
It's not if, it's when. | ||
Right, when's the big one. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Growing up, they really were like, there's not much, you know, can't really stop an earthquake necessarily. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
And there is this fault line, and if something happens, it's big. | ||
Right. | ||
So, I mean... | ||
Yeah, I guess what he's saying is true. | ||
If there's an earthquake on New Madrid, it could be really bad. | ||
It's real bad, yeah. | ||
I don't know if these rockets are going to meddle with the ionosphere or if there's thumpers that are going to cause... | ||
I also think that you would not need to make it worse if there was an earthquake on the New Madrid fault. | ||
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Yeah. | |
I don't think you need to exacerbate that. | ||
But... | ||
This is a big possibility that is of concern for Bound. | ||
You know, there is so much of, like, the positive of these bullshit theories. | ||
Not positive, but, like, the meat of it is that sense of control. | ||
Because that is so much like that idea of, like, hey, fuck it. | ||
At any point in time, tsunami might wash away everything you've ever owned. | ||
That's possible. | ||
If you believe that somebody could shoot missiles at it, at least somebody has control over that. | ||
Maybe it'll happen sooner. | ||
Or it will never happen if they don't do it. | ||
Exactly. | ||
And it's all the evil bad guys who are causing these things. | ||
And that's why we need to stop them, so we can take away their ability to cause all of these horrible natural disasters. | ||
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Right. | |
Okay. | ||
It's not a cruel, random, and miserable universe. | ||
Nope. | ||
See, this is one of the big possibilities that John Bound sees, is various things being done to make the New Madrid Fault go off. | ||
What would all those people, all those generals, nuclear engineers or whatever, they're gathering in the totality. | ||
What are they doing in the totality? | ||
Hanging out. | ||
I was going to say, is there anything that you could be doing specifically in the totality? | ||
Tailgating. | ||
Right? | ||
Have a barbecue? | ||
I don't know. | ||
What's evil in the totality? | ||
He doesn't explain, really. | ||
But I mean, it's really just kind of like creating spooky optics. | ||
Yeah, they're there. | ||
Why are they all gathering? | ||
There must be some reason. | ||
Where there's smoke, there's fire. | ||
That's true. | ||
And where there are visions, there is truth. | ||
Uh-oh. | ||
There's this... | ||
I should have sent it to you. | ||
But there's this really strange... | ||
You can find it pretty quickly on Google search, which is there is a prediction by somebody who kind of went into a dream state and had a prophetic vision of what America would look like after the Madrid fault earthquake. | ||
And basically, if you look at that... | ||
image and also Edgar Cayce had some predictions too but if you look at that image it it's just X marks the spot For the Madrid fault. | ||
So, hopefully, you know, everything I'm saying is just conspiracy, and we can leave it at that, and come Tuesday, Wednesday, everything's fine. | ||
Yeah, probably. | ||
Probably will. | ||
Yeah, if we had a... | ||
This is how stupid you sound, Machine. | ||
That would be Scanners. | ||
That would be fucking Scanners-level explosion. | ||
Also, that guy wrote, oh my god, boom! | ||
Explosion everywhere. | ||
Edgar Cayce, the guy who would enter trans states and talk about all these... | ||
Nonsense. | ||
Like he's talking and then he says, also Edgar Cayce and his head explodes. | ||
There's no way. | ||
Yeah, this guy had a vision of what... | ||
There's a crazy picture you can find of this fugue state. | ||
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Wow. | |
Important to bring up. | ||
Yep. | ||
So we have X marks the spot, which apparently is, you know, Madrid fault. | ||
I mean, I've written it down. | ||
The thing that concerns me is that X marks the spot. | ||
It is true. | ||
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I know this from Treasure Hunts. | |
I have been on Treasure Hunts. | ||
I've seen pirate movies. | ||
What concerns me is that when X marks the spot, it is indeed X marking said spot. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
And there's other players involved. | ||
Sure. | ||
We have unnamed players. | ||
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Sure. | |
We have NASA. | ||
We have HAARP. | ||
Right. | ||
And, of course, the World Economic Forum, who wants to vax everyone. | ||
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Okay. | |
And, you know, the reason that all of this is happening is because this is the next player on the field, which is we've got the World Economic Forum. | ||
We've got the World Health Organization. | ||
They're trying to push through having complete control over COVID vaccinations. | ||
And in May, we're going to find out whether or not they get the power to do that. | ||
Basically, a blank check for mandatory vaccinations. | ||
And they're already putting vaccinations in the food and all that, so they're prepping up for it. | ||
But there's another part of this where the possibility of these balloons... | ||
That NASA is spearheading, but it's all these colleges. | ||
This could be a conspiracy, but... | ||
Maybe. | ||
What are we doing? | ||
Have some backbone! | ||
That they could load these balloons up. | ||
They're going to fly on that day and explode the balloons with the COVID in it. | ||
So disease X. Yeah. | ||
And silently hit all those people that are out there looking at the solar eclipse. | ||
And so if we start to see if there's no earthquake, well, first of all, if God doesn't show up and then there's no earthquake, then what we need to look for is people being admitted to hospitals, you know, at serious rates. | ||
But if everything's fine, then we've... | ||
Passed through this, and this was all conspiracy, and I sure hope it is. | ||
Well, so we have the sort of... | ||
Potential outcomes. | ||
The return of God. | ||
God, number one. | ||
Earthquake. | ||
Earthquake, second. | ||
Bioweaponing. | ||
I guess people just showing up in hospitals a bunch. | ||
But that's the result of a bioweapon from those balloons being exploded over people. | ||
Now this might be a conspiracy. | ||
I'm just shit-talking here. | ||
I'm just shit-talking, but let me talk some shit. | ||
Let me come up with bizarre scenarios that I think might be fun to write storylines about. | ||
It is strange. | ||
It is. | ||
Really strange. | ||
The non-committalness of this? | ||
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Yes! | |
Yes! | ||
It is impossible to imagine a real scenario in real life where real people are on the television facing down the barrel of a real emergency saying, listen, if God doesn't show up, man, well, then we'll make it through this and I hope we do. | ||
I could be full of shit. | ||
I can't imagine that being... | ||
Hey, listen, I could be lying about all of this. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I'm not certain that this is worthwhile commentary. | ||
I kind of like it. | ||
I do. | ||
It's a little Camelot-y. | ||
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I do. | |
I kind of like it. | ||
Could be this. | ||
Could be that. | ||
You don't know. | ||
We'll see. | ||
I'll see you on the other side. | ||
Hey, everybody. | ||
What instrument do you play? | ||
With Alex. | ||
There is always certainty. | ||
Yes. | ||
That is not allowed for this kind of ambivalence. | ||
It's very strange. | ||
I appreciate it. | ||
So Christy has some points to bring to the table. | ||
Sure, let's see what she's got to say. | ||
You kind of make inferences that they almost expect, and by they, you know, the globalists, the elite, whatever, that they almost expect something to happen. | ||
I mean, there's even reports that there's a travel ban. | ||
There's no travel. | ||
And certain parts allowed on Eclipse Day. | ||
Did you see that? | ||
No, I hadn't seen the travel ban yet. | ||
But it doesn't surprise me. | ||
It's so bizarre that, you know, it's a solar eclipse for three minutes, you know. | ||
It should just be everyone comes out and looks at the solar eclipse. | ||
But yeah, it's, they're, you know, and I mean, I would say that most of the population already, you know. | ||
Doesn't trust the government. | ||
For them to come out and start saying these things is really just... | ||
Well, it's hateful towards the American people, to be honest with you. | ||
It's hateful? | ||
Okay. | ||
Okay. | ||
Everyone, aside from people who are before the age of, what, seven? | ||
Right? | ||
Something like that. | ||
Has been alive and seen an eclipse. | ||
And watched the government not kill us all. | ||
True. | ||
An established precedent of almost the entire world having seen the government not kill everybody on not just one eclipse, but multiple. | ||
Counterpoint. | ||
Sure. | ||
That doesn't prove that it's not going to happen this time. | ||
That's fair. | ||
You can't use these past examples of something not happening to prove that something's not going to happen. | ||
I recognize that is a flaw in my argument. | ||
It is. | ||
A deep flaw. | ||
Also, there's no travel ban. | ||
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Nope. | |
When Christy says that, she flashes up on screen a headline that says, quote, no size weight permitted travel allowed on Eclipse Day says TXDMV. | ||
Texas Department of Motor Vehicles has banned oversize and overweight vehicles that need to be permitted by size and weight from using the roads in affected counties for that day because the eclipse is, quote, expected to cause severe traffic delays. | ||
These people are doing what I would call a definition of grasping at straws to try and make this event suspicious. | ||
I do have to tip my cap to John Bowne's clear acknowledgement that he's just talking shit by constantly saying, maybe everything I'm saying is bullshit. | ||
One thing that I keep coming back to when I look at what they're saying is most of this involves traffic. | ||
Most of this is traffic-based. | ||
Which, for these people, makes perfect sense. | ||
That's their number one concern. | ||
They hate the road. | ||
In the past, it was just the road. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
Libertarians don't believe the state should be funding roads. | ||
I don't even like remembering when our main problem was just the fucking road. | ||
We have an issue with everything. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But really, you have New Madrid, you have the fault, you have the possibility of bio balloons, you have all this, but ultimately... | ||
Maybe they're trying to open a portal to hell? | ||
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Yes! | |
That's what we're here for! | ||
Maybe. | ||
That's what we're here for! | ||
But, you know, the thing about CERN, too... | ||
And Mike Adams had pointed this out, and there's documentation of this, that the CERN scientists have basically brought in the Vatican experts in physics on gravity that opens up other dimensions. | ||
And so, 70 years ago... | ||
They predicted that they would be able to create what is called the demon particle. | ||
And I can read a little bit of what that is. | ||
Yes, please. | ||
It is a plasmonon, and it's a strange particle that comes from a separate dimension. | ||
And basically, if you want to get back into the biblical stuff, They're attempting to open up another dimension to whatever it is they're, you know, involved in religiously. | ||
And so... | ||
Are they trying to bring hell on earth? | ||
I mean, that's another thing we've been hearing is, like, are we going to see on April 8th hell on earth? | ||
I mean, the gates of hell opened? | ||
Yeah, you know, and there's this... | ||
The animation that's going around on Twitter, that's a fake animation. | ||
It shows supposedly a portal over CERN and Geneva. | ||
That's an animation. | ||
Good call-out. | ||
Oh, my God. | ||
Yeah, that is, you know, you can go down that rabbit hole. | ||
I mean, there are portals that go back to the ziggurats in Assyria. | ||
They have portals there. | ||
I mean, there's portals. | ||
And then they've been building these portals. | ||
Building a lot of portals. | ||
Building a lot of portals. | ||
Stargates. | ||
Yep. | ||
Building a lot of portals and maybe one to hell is being created at CERN. | ||
Sure. | ||
Yeah. | ||
All right. | ||
This... | ||
He has accidentally come up with a new... | ||
A new evolution in one of my favorite genres of film. | ||
I love a good Catholic iconography film. | ||
I love a good where the secret Carolinians... | ||
You love some Dan Brown. | ||
Not really that so much. | ||
Isn't that the most successful example of what you're talking about? | ||
Yes, of course. | ||
I'm just kidding. | ||
No, the idea that Catholic physicists have access to a special physics. | ||
Right. | ||
That's fucking gold. | ||
Yeah, and they understand gravity to such an extent that they create portals. | ||
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Oh, shit. | |
I didn't even know that we needed to call the Vatican physicists. | ||
I've been getting rid of all these demons with the Vatican ex-patriot guys, like that thing. | ||
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Nah. | |
The Catholic physicist gets you the demon particle. | ||
God, that's great. | ||
The Catholic Church in the Vatican does have telescopes and all that. | ||
That works into a fair amount of Project Camelot conspiracies in the past. | ||
And that's just kind of being translated over into this. | ||
Right, right, right. | ||
But Catholic physics is not physics. | ||
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Portal to hell. | |
It's Catholic physics. | ||
Portal to hell. | ||
Oh, God, I want a portal to hell. | ||
So there's a lot of stuff that if it doesn't happen... | ||
Is going to be disappointing for these people, right? | ||
I mean, it's disappointing for me. | ||
They're talking a big game about the things that could possibly happen. | ||
Yeah, for not enough. | ||
Probably not. | ||
Portal to hell? | ||
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It's a lot. | |
You're going to go portal to hell just for a day in April? | ||
Yeah. | ||
That's nuts. | ||
Well, you know, there's a lot of things that are happening, like traffic-based emergencies. | ||
Also, if NASA kills us all with balloons, fucking tip of the cap, right? | ||
I wouldn't have seen that coming. | ||
Well, I'm right. | ||
Well, do you know who did? | ||
They did. | ||
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. | ||
I will 100% tip my cap. | ||
Like, didn't see that one coming. | ||
I will give it all up for you guys. | ||
There's a lot of, I would call it ambiguity, about exactly what the idea is. | ||
Problem is? | ||
Well, we know what the problem... | ||
No, we don't. | ||
No, we don't. | ||
Sort of know what the problem is. | ||
We don't even know who is doing the problem. | ||
They used a post-modern they. | ||
She used a post-modern they. | ||
She was like, the globalists, whoever they is. | ||
That's unacceptable! | ||
Well, leaving that aside, we still don't know what the problem is. | ||
We don't. | ||
It could be a number of things. | ||
Right? | ||
Thumpers. | ||
Yes. | ||
Ionosphere. | ||
New Madrid fault. | ||
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Yeah. | |
Balloons with disease. | ||
Balloons with disease. | ||
God himself returning. | ||
Right. | ||
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Yep. | |
Or... | ||
Maybe martial law? | ||
That seems to be another thing. | ||
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Why not? | |
It's very strange. | ||
CERN has been dormant for two years, and all of a sudden they turn the lights on on April 8th, and the Devil's Comet is swinging by, and I'm sure that they... | ||
They believe that that shows some kind of meaning to them as well. | ||
There's so many areas of this, so many angles of this, but it's coming up in a few days. | ||
It's only four days away. | ||
You can only look at it for so long before it actually happens. | ||
Or you lose your eyes. | ||
My main concern is that the government is going to do something to keep Biden in power and basically... | ||
I'm just predicting now that what I'm seeing is, you know, because Jesus said, you won't know when I return. | ||
But there are signs. | ||
Make a bulletin with it. | ||
And, you know, according to the signs, one of the... | ||
Things in the Bible says that they may not notice by the first sign, but they'll notice by the second. | ||
That's in the report. | ||
But there are signs trying to give us an inkling to get ready, to get your spirit ready, to get your soul ready. | ||
And that's a good thing. | ||
Sure. | ||
Good thing, you know? | ||
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Sure. | |
Seems to think that Jesus might come back. | ||
Like a thief in the night. | ||
Jesus will return giving you regular updates on when his returns are. | ||
Not just now, but mathematically you can predict them going on into the future. | ||
Thousands of years. | ||
How many times that thief will be returning. | ||
It'll give you weeks in advance notice of where the path of returning thief will be. | ||
How long the thief will be in your house. | ||
I think. | ||
I feel like these people are overplaying this. | ||
It's just... | ||
Guys, it's April. | ||
We've got a long year. | ||
There's an eclipse. | ||
And they're really going for it. | ||
There's just too much. | ||
There's too much happening here. | ||
It's too much. | ||
Like we even said, I'm not even sure what we're expecting to happen or not happen now. | ||
Anything could happen. | ||
Or not happen. | ||
What I'm expecting is the government to do something. | ||
Right. | ||
To keep Biden in power now in April. | ||
Do you know what they can do to keep Biden in power? | ||
Continue working the next day. | ||
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That's it! | |
For now. | ||
For now. | ||
Yeah, I just, I don't know. | ||
I think that one of the things that hurts this is that noncommittal nature, because there's like a hundred different outcomes that are being, you're supposed to kind of get a little bit scared about. | ||
Yeah. | ||
But also the refusal to be like, this is what is going to happen, here's the proof, here's the, it just, I don't know, it's milk. | ||
It's milk toast. | ||
It feels rife for a solid riff montage. | ||
A non sequitur montage where, you know, you'll see him just suddenly turn and just be like... | ||
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Spaceman. | |
It's the fish people who come down from underneath your toilets. | ||
Just a regular stream of those with solid timing. | ||
I think you could edit that together. | ||
Now might be also a good time to point out that John Bowne has worked at InfoWars for like a decade. | ||
He's been there for a very long time. | ||
And this is the kind of stuff he's... | ||
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What instrument does he play? | |
He's not a sax man. | ||
I guarantee that from this interview. | ||
You think it's an accordion? | ||
I hope so. | ||
So, look, there's a lot of things that could happen, or maybe nothing. | ||
Maybe if nothing happens, maybe that means something happened. | ||
Who knows? | ||
That's a good question. | ||
So, I don't know. | ||
It could be total chaos, or it could just be a complete failure by the villainous Biden administration to attempt to... | ||
Fool us. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Here's a caution that I have. | ||
Attempt to fool you. | ||
It comes to mind is that I fear that maybe it will seem like nothing happened and everyone will be mocking. | ||
Oh, here we thought something major was going to happen and it didn't. | ||
Here's another proof of conspiracy theories being wrong. | ||
But just even if we don't necessarily see anything big happen that day doesn't mean that. | ||
Nothing big happened, right? | ||
My discernment tells me that we may not know until later if there was something major that happened, if there was something called out or accelerated that we just can't necessarily see from the event itself, right? | ||
So the way Bound is setting this up, the two possibilities that are going to be there's chaos, or if nothing happens, that means that Biden failed in some way in his villainous plan. | ||
There's no consideration of the possibility that various areas around the country are preparing for massive amounts of traffic, and that these people get their information from unscrupulous meme accounts on social media that try to blow people's minds with bullshit and coincidence. | ||
Well played to Christy here, though, I gotta say. | ||
I admire her popping in and making sure that people know that if nothing happens... | ||
Maybe a demon was still conjured. | ||
We don't know. | ||
You gotta cover your face. | ||
We don't know until we know. | ||
Absolutely. | ||
Yeah, there's still probably a portal to hell that's been opened. | ||
Totally. | ||
Yeah. | ||
You think you would know the second that happens? | ||
Again, here's what you're all missing. | ||
That it's not happening is the best proof that it did. | ||
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Right. | |
If you saw a portal open, you'd be killed. | ||
So that you're still alive means the portal was open. | ||
Right. | ||
And... | ||
What? | ||
If you saw a portal open, it would be fake. | ||
Yes! | ||
So the fact that you don't see it means the real thing is happening. | ||
Right? | ||
It hurts sometimes. | ||
It does. | ||
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Yeah. | |
So I don't feel like I have much clarity. | ||
I have no clarity whatsoever. | ||
You know, we have one more clip and it's not going to help. | ||
I do like her just really... | ||
Because... | ||
Okay. | ||
It's hard to just really throw it out there and say, it does not matter what happens, believe me. | ||
And she's doing it. | ||
My discernment tells me that... | ||
It does not matter what happens. | ||
Doesn't matter if you see something happen. | ||
Doesn't matter if you see nothing happen. | ||
I know it did. | ||
And it's valuable that we're speculating a bunch of nonsense. | ||
Because no matter what happens or doesn't happen, something happened and maybe you just don't know that something happened. | ||
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Yep. | |
Oh, boy. | ||
Wow. | ||
Okay. | ||
Man, I actually don't think we can build that machine. | ||
It might be too powerful. | ||
The standard of evidence that's required for anything is zilch. | ||
Ah, man. | ||
So we have one last clip, like I said. | ||
It doesn't help clear up anything at all. | ||
One last thing I want to get across is that these experts that Mike Adams brought up from the Vatican, they're... | ||
They're experts in gravity, gravitational physics. | ||
Catholic gravitational physics. | ||
The solar eclipse affects the planet gravitationally. | ||
It's minimal, but it does. | ||
And it's only for three minutes or whatever as it's passing. | ||
So they may be trying to increase the gravitational limitations there over the Madrid fault. | ||
I think that's where it's all going to happen. | ||
And if anything happens. | ||
And so, you know, then you have this possibility of, I mean, that's so far out there, but Nibiru. | ||
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And it's gravitational pull, too. | ||
So that's the thing that could happen that the government may be completely aware of. | ||
That may be the reason why, you know, Zuckerberg built a $100 million. | ||
You know, nuclear shelter in his house in Hawaii. | ||
That may be why all of the elite are moving to Hawaii and basically wiping out the natives so that they can survive something they know about we don't. | ||
Absolutely. | ||
Yeah, and some of this stuff is revelation knowledge that God will reveal to us at the right time. | ||
But my time is up with you, John. | ||
I'm sure we'll have you back another time. | ||
You have excellent reporting. | ||
You can always check it out. | ||
Very insightful stuff. | ||
So I guess what you come away from this with is that the Vatican sent gravity specialists in to help make gravity worse. | ||
Around the New Madrid Fault in order to set off an earthquake during the eclipse, during a three-minute window of the eclipse when the gravity is tiny, slightly affected a tiny little bit. | ||
Right. | ||
And then CERN opening a portal to hell might be off to the side somewhere. | ||
Maybe that's not quite part of the actual conspiracy. | ||
Maybe that was just kind of fun. | ||
And then the balloons with COVID or disease X, maybe that was kind of just off to the side and fun. | ||
I think the main thing he's talking about is the New Madrid fault. | ||
Right. | ||
It seems like that's his focus. | ||
Earthquake. | ||
He's come back to it a couple times. | ||
Or, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
Maybe he's just like, maybe he just read a thing about it recently. | ||
Well, he saw that picture that guy had in a vision. | ||
Oh, my God. | ||
He saw that picture. | ||
He saw a picture. | ||
Yeah, the guy had a vision. | ||
Oh, my God. | ||
I think I'm actually going to get hurt. | ||
So, if I understand correctly, the Catholic... | ||
The physicists are going to increase the gravitational limitations above the fault. | ||
Somehow, this is aided by the eclipse, which has a very tiny little effect on the eclipse. | ||
Now, I'm going to ask you this question. | ||
Do you think that he believes the moon only affects Earth's gravity during the eclipse? | ||
Probably. | ||
Now, here's something I would say. | ||
If the eclipse affects the gravity a little bit, Yes, just a little bit. | ||
How much do the wizards, do they affect it enough that they need that little boost? | ||
Or could they set off this earthquake at any time if they wanted to? | ||
That's a good question. | ||
Because if so, this is all, I guess, just showmanship. | ||
I mean, yeah. | ||
They believe, you know what, Dan? | ||
They, quote-unquote, I don't know, the globalists, whomever. | ||
Right. | ||
Believe all kinds of weird mystical things. | ||
You know, things that aren't true. | ||
They just believe all kinds of nonsense. | ||
And then they do things in the service of their god or whatever. | ||
Like bring in extra people and funding for traffic management. | ||
Oh my god. | ||
So otherworldly. | ||
I mean, you know, I want eclipses to be more... | ||
I get that feeling. | ||
Sure. | ||
I want to be able to... | ||
Like, obviously, we all want a portal to appear. | ||
Once humans realize... | ||
Hey, fuck it! | ||
Even on ziggurats, they were like, man, wouldn't it be great if I just walked from one place to all the way over there and not have to walk? | ||
I watched Heroes, and I wish Eclipse could make me fly. | ||
Totally. | ||
Yeah, makes perfect sense. | ||
Right. | ||
Not... | ||
This is unnecessary. | ||
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It is. | |
This is unnecessary. | ||
It is deeply unnecessary. | ||
This is very, very... | ||
The only reason we're even talking about it is because Alex is still out of studio. | ||
Exactly! | ||
What a coincidence. | ||
They built up this whole thing about the eclipse so much that I was excited to see Alex's coverage, and then there's nothing. | ||
He's just gone, probably dealing with bankruptcy shit. | ||
And we have John Bound being a bunch of non-committal, wishy-washy about a bunch of nonsense. | ||
Oh, boy. | ||
If... | ||
Okay. | ||
Has Alex tried to buy shit on Hawaii yet? | ||
I don't know. | ||
He's got to have tried to buy some shit, right? | ||
Like, he's totally doing... | ||
If Alex says, oh, billionaires are making shit, then I figure Alex is going to Hawaii to do the thing, right? | ||
No, Alex has said he's going down with the ship. | ||
Yeah. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I mean, real estate in Hawaii is pretty expensive. | ||
Yeah, that is pretty expensive. | ||
It'd be hard to launder enough money to buy real estate in Hawaii. | ||
Yeah. | ||
For Alex. | ||
It would be hard for Alex. | ||
He's not a cartel guy. | ||
Yeah. | ||
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
At this point. | ||
Yeah. | ||
And it might be something that would be difficult to hide had he bought it before. | ||
Right, right, right. | ||
I don't know. | ||
I think it's just kind of a fun thing to, like, the billionaires are going to their bunkers. | ||
Yeah, yeah. | ||
So do you feel like you have a good handle on things? | ||
What if we tricked all the billionaires into going into their bunkers and then we just, you know? | ||
I think that's what Alex's plan is. | ||
You think so? | ||
Well, he's talked about that a bit. | ||
I mean, you did a... | ||
Yeah. | ||
It looked like you were saying, like, put a lid. | ||
Hey, maybe they just don't come out, you know? | ||
Well, Alex has made it clear that all of their employees are secretly anti-globalists. | ||
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That's right. | |
And so they'll kill them down in their holes. | ||
Right, right, right, right. | ||
That's no fun. | ||
It is not fun. | ||
No, let's just... | ||
Oh, guys! | ||
Oh, it's happening! | ||
It's the big one! | ||
Get in there, Zuckerberg! | ||
We'll all be fine out here! | ||
No, we're ready to die! | ||
You're more important than us! | ||
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Go! | |
Get into your bunker! | ||
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Go! | |
Go! | ||
Quicker! | ||
And then, you know, he's gone. | ||
You winked at me, and I don't... | ||
I don't know exactly what that means. | ||
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I don't know either. | |
So, I think, you know, the eclipse is a wonderful time to look at the... | ||
Sun. | ||
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Yeah. | |
With glasses and safety in place. | ||
And think about the uniting aspect that it has. | ||
It bonds us all together under one big sun. | ||
You know, it's that kind of thing. | ||
The person you're thinking about wishing on the same star. | ||
Yeah. | ||
It's that same kind of fun thought. | ||
It's nice. | ||
You get one with the universe. | ||
And I guess, you know, ultimately there are giant crowds of people that are coming together. | ||
And at any time that that does happen, it does raise the possibility of traffic. | ||
Or any kind of accident. | ||
So it's not without some kind of reasonable danger. | ||
But this stuff is ridiculous. | ||
This is absurd. | ||
And it ruins the fun. | ||
Unless CERN is built on top of a temple to Apollo. | ||
In which case all of my complaints are out the window. | ||
I retract them and I believe all of it. | ||
Okay. | ||
I would still have some questions. | ||
God, I wish it was built on a temple to Apollo. | ||
That'd just be so great. | ||
If only. | ||
That would be such a mind... | ||
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Alas. | |
So, we'll be back for another episode, but until then, we have a website. | ||
Indeed, we do. | ||
It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
Yep, we're all in Blue Sky. | ||
We are in Blue Sky. | ||
It's knowledgefight. | ||
Yep, we'll be back. | ||
But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
I'm Leo. | ||
I'm DZXClark. | ||
I am the mysterious professor. | ||
Woo! | ||
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Yeah! | |
Woo! | ||
Yeah! | ||
Woo! | ||
And now, here comes the sex robots. | ||
Andy in Kansas. | ||
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You're on the air. | |
Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
I love your work. |