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April 8, 2024 - Knowledge Fight
01:00:42
#916: The Total Eclipse

In this installment, Dan and Jordan take a look at an interview one of Alex's long time employees did about his thoughts about the coming eclipse.  

Participants
Main voices
d
dan friesen
24:31
j
jon bowne
12:54
j
jordan holmes
17:39
Appearances
c
christy lee
02:42
Clips
a
alex jones
00:14
p
pastor david manning
00:02
s
steve quayle
00:02
Callers
andy in kansas
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
unidentified
Knowledge fight.
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
I need, I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
dan friesen
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
Hello, Alex.
andy in kansas
I love your world.
unidentified
KnowledgeFight.
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledgefight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
unidentified
Dan.
jordan holmes
Jordan.
unidentified
I have a quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot?
I don't know if you heard about this.
What?
unidentified
There's an eclipse.
jordan holmes
I have heard about it.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's when Joe Biden becomes a walk-in.
dan friesen
I love you.
I feel like I haven't been able to enjoy the fact that there is...
jordan holmes
Just a regular old eclipse?
dan friesen
Yeah.
A cool event is happening in the moon, is coming in between the Earth and the sun, and it's pretty fun.
It's pretty fucking fun.
jordan holmes
It's fun.
dan friesen
And I'm sick and tired of having to engage with it and deal with it with a bunch of weirdness.
jordan holmes
In any other way than just, this is fun.
dan friesen
So I wanted to take this moment in the bright spot to say, hey, there's an eclipse going on, and that's pretty neat.
jordan holmes
It's just neat.
dan friesen
It's pretty neat.
jordan holmes
It's just neat.
Did you have an eclipse?
You were in elementary school?
dan friesen
Yeah, there was one.
I think it was in 91, I believe, when I was in Hawaii.
There was one that did not hit the continental United States.
jordan holmes
Oh, so you got a special one.
dan friesen
I got a little special eclipse.
Yeah, I just remember being terrified of looking at it without the glasses.
jordan holmes
Right!
dan friesen
Because they really drove into your head, like, you will go blind immediately.
jordan holmes
I hate people so much for making me terrified of it, and then the president does it, and then I have to feel like...
It's okay to make fun of him, but also, they all lied to me.
You can look right at that shit.
I saw the president do it.
dan friesen
Didn't he put his hand out and make a little visor or something?
jordan holmes
See, that's what it is.
You can't trust people.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, better safe than sorry.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
It's never good to look at the sun.
jordan holmes
You would think that it should be obvious.
dan friesen
I'm sure there have been other, you know, either...
Total or semi-eclipses, but that's the one that really sticks out to me.
Maybe it's because I remember them being like, don't look at it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How long was it?
Did you have a good long one?
dan friesen
I think it's still going on.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
Where in Hawaii?
Can we get there?
dan friesen
Yeah, Honolulu is dark.
jordan holmes
Can we cross over into the better dimension there?
dan friesen
No, I don't remember exactly how long it was, but they're never that long.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, well, yeah, obviously.
Do you remember the one that was 20 minutes defying all loss of space and time?
dan friesen
What about you?
jordan holmes
Mine is...
I had the pleasure of wandering around and saw...
I don't know if it's the most recent one or if it just dropped.
But I hadn't seen it.
Kyle Kinane's special.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
It's a tweet about that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dirtnap.
So fucking good.
unidentified
Yeah?
dan friesen
Still got it?
jordan holmes
You know what?
Here's what's great about him.
And this is only true of, I think, him and a couple other people since we've been doing this.
You could say some specials are funny or not funny or all that stuff.
What you watch, though, is just he has mastered what he does.
Just like a man who's in complete mastery of a thing.
Like, it's so enjoyable to watch just on a pure, like, half of the time it's like, I'm not even thinking about the comedy part of my brain being like, oh, this joke functions, or this, and it's just like, man, this guy's good at standing and talking.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Wow!
dan friesen
And he's from Chicago.
jordan holmes
Yeah, come on, what are you not gonna like a guy from Chicago?
unidentified
We get to be like, he came up at the same, he was at Shubo's.
jordan holmes
He did the stuff.
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
The night's weather of things.
dan friesen
We'll have to check that out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's really, really funny.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
It's just great.
dan friesen
Always good to hear.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Someone's still doing good.
jordan holmes
Hasn't lost his mind.
dan friesen
Hey, all right.
jordan holmes
Didn't say anything about how he hates people.
dan friesen
No cancel culture rant mid-set?
jordan holmes
It wasn't like, oh, here's why canceling is bad.
Nope, didn't do it.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over, and this is going to run...
Somewhat counter to my bright spot, but let's talk about the eclipse.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
Okay.
I think it's almost one led to the other in a roundabout way.
dan friesen
Yes, that is very possible.
The frustration of trying to prepare this episode might have led to my bright spot.
Right, right, right.
But we've done a business on exactly what's going on, but first, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, this is Aaron sending best regards to his former colleagues, the Paizo Publishing Warehouse Goblins.
Whoever is still working there, make sure you take a break, stretch your back, and drink some water.
Thank you so much.
You're an out, palsy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Perfidious Pete has the cutest puppy in the world and has the photographic evidence to prove it.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Mia.
Thank you for introducing me to Knowledge Fight.
Dan and Jordan give me hope for trans folks like us.
We may be stuck in Florida, but we will not flee, and our strength is a foundation to let others feel welcome.
Thank you for teaching me that.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
And a tale of two stackies.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And we've got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much to RIP to Twyla, the beloved cat.
You will be in our hearts forever.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
Four stars.
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
dan friesen
Daddy Shark.
unidentified
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
alex jones
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little, little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
dan friesen
I renounce Jesus Christ!
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, like I said, we're going to talk Eclipse.
jordan holmes
Talking Eclipse.
dan friesen
Here's the fucking situation.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
We did not have a Friday episode last week.
And the reason is because Alex was out of studio all last week.
And Owen was hosting, and nah.
So I was poking around trying to find something else.
Trying to, you know, hey, what could we cover?
unidentified
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
dan friesen
And then, you know, it came to Thursday, and we had...
No Alex to cover?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Nothing?
jordan holmes
Nothing.
dan friesen
No Friday episode.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But I was thinking, Alex will probably be back on Friday.
jordan holmes
You'd think?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, he's been gone and probably be back on Friday.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So Friday comes along.
jordan holmes
Not back.
dan friesen
No.
We gotta record on Sunday.
jordan holmes
That's when we record.
dan friesen
For our Monday episode.
jordan holmes
It's happening now.
dan friesen
Right.
So Alex is gone on Friday.
I'm like, eh, he'll probably be there to do a special thing on Saturday.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Nope.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
dan friesen
So I'm like, alright.
It's the eclipse on Monday.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Gotta talk eclipse.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So I started poking around.
Listen to a little Project Camelot.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Dead end.
unidentified
Nothing good.
dan friesen
Nothing good there.
So I was like, what could I do?
What could I do?
2017 there was an eclipse, but we were doing the show then.
jordan holmes
No, we weren't.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
Were we?
dan friesen
Yeah, we started at the beginning of 2017.
jordan holmes
That's right.
No, when was that?
That was in the summer, though.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So we, you know, that last eclipse.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Not far enough back.
Random eclipse day, I didn't know.
jordan holmes
Nah.
dan friesen
So I was thinking, what's the most important eclipse that has ever happened?
jordan holmes
Oh, the one that Jesus did to call down the fire on the Nazis.
dan friesen
Arguable.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The other one I thought of was in the first episode of Heroes.
An eclipse signifies when all these people discovered their powers.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
And that happened in Universe on October 1st, 2006.
jordan holmes
What about our universe?
Is that what we're going to talk about?
dan friesen
Well, here's the thing.
The episode on October 1st, 2006, the in-universe date of the eclipse sucked.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm not covering that.
So in our universe, the show premiered, I think, on September 25th, 2006.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That episode sucks, too.
jordan holmes
Damn it.
dan friesen
So anyway, I went down a lot of dead ends.
jordan holmes
I can see you.
Now, here's what's interesting.
In many ways, it seems like these are promising leads, but also, in the same time, this is throwing darts at an infinite dartboard.
dan friesen
Yeah, they're conceptually interesting avenues to go down, and then it's blah.
So I got to wait and see if something happened on Saturday, see if Alex put out a show.
He doesn't.
So, I watched Mike Adams.
He did a little thing about the Eclipse.
jordan holmes
You watched Mike Adams for the show.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Everybody should be far more grateful to you.
dan friesen
The Great Health Ranger, he did some stuff about the Eclipse, but I found it kind of like...
Thankfully, what I landed on is...
Last minute posting on band.video.
There was an interview with someone talking to John Bowne.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
John Bowne.
jordan holmes
Special report extraordinaire.
dan friesen
Yes!
We usually get to see him in heavily edited special reports that Alex plays in that no man's land when most of the radio stations are playing their own station identification and what have you.
Interview with him about the eclipse.
jordan holmes
Wait, him?
On the eclipse.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Someone interviewing John Bowne.
A person who has special knowledge about the Eclipse?
dan friesen
He has some thoughts, I'll tell you that much.
jordan holmes
But does he have any experience with it?
Like, any education about this?
dan friesen
Whom amongst us has any education?
jordan holmes
I mean, you know what?
You've brought such a good point into our lives.
dan friesen
So this is a...
Christy Lee is the name of the person doing the interview.
She's someone who has appeared on Infowars a bit.
I think she's hosted the Fourth Hour or some.
Has a channel on band.video.
And this...
It was the closest to press time alert about what's going to happen with the eclipse.
And so I figured, let's see.
jordan holmes
It's got to be the most accurate.
dan friesen
They have the most information.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Most things have come out.
jordan holmes
There is up to date as they can possibly be.
dan friesen
As possible.
jordan holmes
As possible, yes.
dan friesen
And so we're going to find out what may happen today.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
So here we jump in with Christy introducing John Bowne.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
And setting the table.
christy lee
Multiple locations in the U.S. have declared a state of emergency ahead of the solar eclipse.
We got West Virginia, Arkansas, Killeen, Texas, Ohio, Charleston, West Virginia, Jackson County.
Adding to the list is the Niagara region in Ontario, Canada.
All of these regions are...
Urging people to stock up on supplies and issuing emergency power plans.
I think our next guest might have some insight on that.
John Bowne is a multi-platform journalist and musician striving for liberty and freedom for all with his peerless reports that shatter the propaganda of the New World Order.
So thank you so much for being here, John Bowne.
jon bowne
Hey, thanks for having me.
dan friesen
I would love to hear that music.
jordan holmes
What's he play?
dan friesen
Uh, the sax.
jordan holmes
He does not play the sax.
dan friesen
He's a sax man.
jordan holmes
He does not.
dan friesen
I don't know what he plays.
jordan holmes
Okay, I was gonna say, if he does, that would be fucking wild.
dan friesen
Yeah, get an InfoWars jam band together.
You got John Bound, you got Buckley.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
Alex on vocals.
jordan holmes
I don't know why this is important to me, but it does feel important.
You cannot be on the far right and a good saxophonist.
dan friesen
You think it requires too much?
unidentified
There's something about the hips.
jordan holmes
There's something about the hips needing to move with a solid...
You can't be on the far right.
dan friesen
There's too much artistry to it.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't say artistry.
I'd say raw sexuality.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
I would say that you can't be a saxophonist, a talented and quality saxophonist, without exuding raw sexuality.
dan friesen
Do you think that the saxophone has the rawest sexuality of any instrument?
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Certainly you would probably put it higher than like a tuba.
jordan holmes
I mean, sure, the tuba is notoriously unsexy.
Could you make it sexy?
I mean, a sousaphone can be a one-man sex...
dan friesen
Clarinet seems pretty sexy at times.
jordan holmes
Clarinet's very good.
dan friesen
I think what we're learning is woodwinds over brass.
jordan holmes
The violin, however, is probably maybe the sexiest.
If you can really fucking wail on a violin, you've got it made.
dan friesen
I mean, Vanquish the Devil?
unidentified
Absolutely!
dan friesen
At least in one song.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
There's the most powerful of all instruments.
dan friesen
So Christy just had a sloppily compiled list of places there that have emergencies.
jordan holmes
West Virginia twice.
dan friesen
So just off the top...
Christie listed West Virginia, and if she'd done any preparation past gathering headlines that appear to work for her purposes, she would know that Governor Jim Justice declared an emergency in Fayette, Kanawha, Lincoln, and Nicholas Counties, quote, after severe thunderstorms caused flooding, downed trees, power outages, and road blockages, according to the local news outlet WTRF.
This has nothing to do with the eclipse, but the name of the game for these people is to hype up the idea that there's a huge government overreach happening, because the more they exaggerate, Continuing with our list, the next place is Arkansas, and that was a declaration made by Trump's former press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, so it seems weird that she would be doing her part to help pull off a globalist plot.
In her declaration, she was clear that it was because wildly increased traffic to the area was likely to cause a quote backlog of deliveries by commercial vehicles transporting essential items.
All she did is release $100,000 from the Response and Recovery Fund of the state in order to ease delivery strain that's going to come from that increased traffic.
The same is true for Killeen, Texas.
They expect that the population of the town could triple for the day, and that the strain that that causes on resources is something that the city government has a responsibility to prepare for and be able to respond to any possible outcome.
The state of Ohio didn't declare an emergency about the eclipse, but recently, Governor Mike DeWine did declare one because of severe storms that hit 11 counties.
The Ohio Emergency Operations Center is open and on standby, but that's not the same thing as declaring an emergency.
As for Niagara Falls, they're expected to be over a million people showing up to view the eclipse there, so some of the dynamics exist there as they do at other locales that were listed.
That one's in Canada, too, so I'm not going to just preemptively not give Christie any points for that one.
This is a fun list of places, but that's kind of all it is.
When you look at what's actually happening and what these local governments are doing, they have good reason for their actions.
Crafting these conspiracy theories relies on pretending that there isn't a good reason for someone to do something, which is why they always fall back on shit like, it's just a shadow from the moon.
Why are they responding so severely?
It's not just a shadow from the moon.
It's an influx of hundreds of thousands of people in communities that aren't accustomed to or prepared to handle that level of crowd or traffic.
Folks like Christy and Johnny Which is really what this is about.
unidentified
Fun imagination games.
jordan holmes
So here's the problem, right?
So what you want is you want the government to be able to be like, okay, this is not an emergency per se, but this is what we got to do.
And really what we're talking about is budget issues.
All of your national emergency crap is about the comptroller problems, right?
So you can't just solve that by being like, it's not an emergency, because if the government says it's not an emergency, well, now we're double fucked, right?
So what you do, here's my pitch.
You create 10 million different forms of emergency.
Make so many different types of emergency that whenever somebody like Alex is like, oh, they're declaring emergency, your response is, which fucking one this time?
dan friesen
See, but here's the problem.
jordan holmes
Then there's going to be an actual emergency, and then we're fucked.
dan friesen
No, because you're just introducing so much red tape.
jordan holmes
That's the idea!
You can't get mad at red tape.
dan friesen
It's always suspicious.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm saying.
Get them more mad at the red tape than at the emergency.
dan friesen
Yeah, that may be.
I just think that there's such a reason why resources would need to be readied for these areas that none of these things seem suspicious in the least unless you want them to be.
And these people really want them to be.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it has to be because you have to be like, it's got to be something.
It's gotta be something!
Because if you just allow it to be a budget issue, then it could always be a budget issue.
dan friesen
Yeah, a budget issue or just a very understandable logistics issue.
jordan holmes
Totally.
Yep.
dan friesen
So, Bowne, on the other hand...
jordan holmes
What's he got to say?
dan friesen
He believes that there's some biblical stuff at play.
I love it.
jordan holmes
Great.
christy lee
We have this eclipse coming up next week, and I loved your breakdown of it, especially starting with the biblical connections.
I'm going to encourage everybody to watch the report, but maybe break down some of the biblical connections when it comes to this eclipse.
jon bowne
Yeah, when I first started looking into it, it just blew me away.
There's so many angles to this, and it's not only biblical.
Now, the more I've looked into it, it goes into Hinduism, it goes into Egyptian mythology.
Sure.
It's the solar eclipse, so it's a total universal understanding by many cultures, especially ancient cultures.
And so, if you dig that far back, there's kind of a precursor to what happens in the Bible.
And everything in the Bible...
That's related to solar eclipses from, you know, the fact that, you know, through Christianity, God reveals himself through signs to all the way, you know, that's an exodus, and then all the way through to Revelations, where now CERN is becoming a part of this, biblically.
CERN has become a part of this.
And that's through the Apollon.
Anyway, it's the Temple of Apollo that's underneath the CERN compound that was built by the Romans.
And even back then, it was known as basically a gateway to the underworld.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Dan, I am very sorry about this.
dan friesen
Your apology is accepted in advance.
jordan holmes
I really need to ask this question.
I feel like I shouldn't need to ask this question, but I really feel like I need to ask this question.
Dan, was CERN built on top of a temple to Apollo?
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
Damn it!
dan friesen
There's no evidence of that.
But there's some memes that say that it was.
jordan holmes
I honestly...
I want that.
I want that to be the case, and I want there to be an even more mundane and reasonable explanation for it.
I want it to be the most mundane and reasonable, like, oh, it turns out that they made the right kind of fucking cement that we don't make anymore.
Did you know that they don't make Colosseum cement anymore because they lost the technology or some shit?
And that's how we built CERN.
dan friesen
No, it's because there's a certain undiscovered element.
That exists there.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
By virtue of it being a portal to the underworld.
jordan holmes
Apollonium, if you will, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unobtained apollonium.
jordan holmes
Unapollitanium.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So that was a pretty meandering answer.
jordan holmes
I believe that it is now part of Hinduism.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
The question was basically about the biblical aspect of this eclipse, and essentially what I would take away from what John said was that many ancient cultures had a relationship with eclipses, and that in the Bible, God reveals himself through signs.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And there's something about CERN.
This is just not...
I'm not compelled.
jordan holmes
I'm not bought.
dan friesen
No?
jordan holmes
Not yet.
Not yet.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, I think that there's other pieces of evidence that maybe could swing you.
jordan holmes
I have a question.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
unidentified
What in Egyptian mythology are we about to talk about?
dan friesen
Nothing.
jordan holmes
Well, then why did you bring it up, sir?
dan friesen
Because other cultures have ideas about eclipses.
jordan holmes
I get that.
You know, I think...
It's universal.
I wrote this down.
I would say, like, isn't it a thing that happens often enough that almost everyone who has ever lived has seen an eclipse?
dan friesen
That's, I mean, probably a lot.
Yeah, a high percentage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like almost everybody.
You know, I mean, you know, like five-year-olds, I'm sorry that they ever, you know, but it happens, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, and I think one of the things, too, the reason that it's...
a bright spot to me sure and it frustrates me is that to me Eclipse Has always had, like, a connotation of a uniting kind of experience.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
You know, we're all looking up at this.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
You know, there's this, the world isn't so big, you know?
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That kind of a feeling.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And, like, someone in, I don't know, Louisiana or in Texas somewhere could be looking up a couple minutes later.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
You're looking up and you're in the Northeast.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, it's...
There's something to it that is unifying, and it's turning it into, like, CERN is making the gates of hell.
It ruins the metaphorical feeling that I have about it.
It distracts from that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it did just occur to me that, one, I really vibe with that feeling.
I hadn't really thought about it, but yes, that is 100% true.
And I remember being told this is the worst.
I remember being told, like, think about it.
Everybody's looking up at this the same time you are, the whole world.
And it did not occur.
I had not thought about that at all up until you just saw that.
And then I was like, people on the other side of the earth can't fucking see that shit.
dan friesen
But other times they can.
No, I know.
It's more metaphorical.
jordan holmes
It's metaphorical, but that worked on me.
I was believing everybody in China is looking up at the same sun I was.
dan friesen
They've had that experience in different parts of China.
jordan holmes
Different parts of China.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It makes sense.
We're all one.
What's important is we're unified.
dan friesen
And it's not that big a world.
jordan holmes
It's not that big a world.
dan friesen
Nope.
CERN, opening hell portals.
jordan holmes
Apollo.
dan friesen
So look, there's a lot of towns that it's going to go.
jordan holmes
Oh god, are there names of cities in the way that are going to be?
dan friesen
Oh yeah, it's important.
jon bowne
The fact that CERN is built, is knowledgeable, totally knowledgeable of the biblical implications as is, it looks like, you know, the other players in this.
You can't, they're not separate from each other.
unidentified
You know, what the implications are.
christy lee
You talked about all of these towns called Nineveh, right?
jon bowne
Nineveh, yeah, yeah.
Nineveh is the, for those that don't know, Jonah, which is kind of in the Bible, Jonah to me, I always thought of Jonah as kind of a Richard Pryor character because it's almost a comedy.
God speaks directly to him and tells him to go.
Ask the people, the Assyrians, who are like the most brutal people you can imagine, to repent.
And he's like, they're not going to repent.
So he turns around and goes the other way and gets on a boat.
One thing leads to another.
He gets thrown over the boat during a storm.
The storm stops.
It's a sign of God to the sailors that were taking him.
They all repent.
And then he finally gets swallowed by the whale.
And in the whale...
He repents.
He says he'll do it.
And the whale spits him back out and he goes into Nineveh.
And it turns out the Assyrians actually repent.
So the first one in 2017, it's going to cross.
And that's the point I want to make.
We'll get to that.
But where it crosses, the first one was leading up to Jonah.
So where the cross is...
It just so happens to be a town or just an area that's named for Jonah.
But on the way in, it passes, that one in 2017 passed through, I believe it's seven or eight towns called Salem, which is the ancient name for Jerusalem.
And then this one is going through.
You know, seven to eight towns named Nineveh and also through towns called Jonah and so on and so forth.
And of course, you know, people can call that coincidence and that's fine.
You know, I'm not Bible thumping.
I'm not trying to believe anything.
I'm just showing just how strange this is.
dan friesen
It's so strange!
jordan holmes
So strange.
dan friesen
So strange.
So yeah, there's some cities in the 2017 eclipse that were named Salem.
And that's Jerusalem, of course.
And now there's some towns called Nineveh.
And so, I guess, the whale.
jordan holmes
You know...
Okay.
dan friesen
There was a movie called The Whale.
jordan holmes
I was...
So I was...
There was a...
You know, my wife was watching something.
There's torture devices.
Torture's horrific.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Can't think of anything worse than torture.
dan friesen
It's true.
jordan holmes
Right?
But in this moment, I just had an idea for the worst torture device I can think of, which is a machine that connects John Bound to me and allows John Bound to hear how fucking stupid he sounds through my ears.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
And I think that would make people's heads explode.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, if you couldn't ignore it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if you were just like, wow, this is what I...
dan friesen
See, I thought the torture device was going to be connecting John's thoughts to your head, which is like, I'm doing that right now, man.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that to anybody.
dan friesen
We're doing it now.
So yeah, towns are named things.
I mean, I guess if I wanted to, I probably could have come up with a bunch of different fun connections of town names in various states.
But it seems like even John is saying...
Maybe it's a coincidence.
jordan holmes
Listen, I admit.
dan friesen
I'm going to waste everyone's time talking about this and trying to create false importance around it, but hey, maybe it's a coincidence.
jordan holmes
It does feel like what he was saying was, listen, if you push back on this, I will fold like a house of cards.
unidentified
But...
jordan holmes
If you're not going to, I might as well say it.
I'm filling up time.
dan friesen
And I'm also pretty aware that nothing's going to happen.
And I don't want to look too bad by over committing to this.
jordan holmes
It's just a fucking eclipse, everybody.
dan friesen
Let's make the most of this shit while we can and then not look too bad afterwards.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
So look.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's something called a fault line.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
And this could come into play.
jordan holmes
Ring of Fire.
Gotcha.
dan friesen
Yes.
There already was an earthquake, of course.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's right?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But that is not on this fault line.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
jon bowne
The thing that concerns me is where X marks the spot.
And where X marks the spot is where things get real.
And that's the Madrid Fault.
And so in 1811, the Madrid Fault, we had an incredibly large earthquake that shook so hard that it...
Rang the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia.
And so the issue with the Madrid Fault is that if there's an earthquake there, it could cause some serious damage.
And then you see all of these people, all of these military, biological warfare, nuclear...
Experts gathering up through these towns all the way through the totality of the eclipse.
And they're getting ready for something major to happen.
At the same time, we've got this other player on the field, which is NASA and the manipulation of the ionosphere.
Also, the possibility of a machine called a Thumper that can actually amplify an earthquake.
So my main concern...
christy lee
How does that relate to, since you mentioned NASA, how does that relate to their launching the three sounding rockets?
Is that what you're referring to?
jon bowne
Yeah, I am referring to that.
But also, HARPS...
Manipulation of the ionosphere to manipulate weather.
dan friesen
Yeah, so we got HAARP, we got NASA shooting these rockets, and a thumper, and they're all going to make the New Madrid fault go off.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I remember growing up in Missouri...
There's a preoccupation with the New Madrid fault.
jordan holmes
Is there?
dan friesen
Well, I think it's the same thing with a lot of people in the West Coast, out in LA and stuff.
It's not if, it's when.
jordan holmes
Right, when's the big one.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Growing up, they really were like, there's not much, you know, can't really stop an earthquake necessarily.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And there is this fault line, and if something happens, it's big.
Right.
So, I mean...
Yeah, I guess what he's saying is true.
If there's an earthquake on New Madrid, it could be really bad.
jordan holmes
It's real bad, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know if these rockets are going to meddle with the ionosphere or if there's thumpers that are going to cause...
I also think that you would not need to make it worse if there was an earthquake on the New Madrid fault.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think you need to exacerbate that.
But...
This is a big possibility that is of concern for Bound.
jordan holmes
You know, there is so much of, like, the positive of these bullshit theories.
Not positive, but, like, the meat of it is that sense of control.
Because that is so much like that idea of, like, hey, fuck it.
At any point in time, tsunami might wash away everything you've ever owned.
That's possible.
If you believe that somebody could shoot missiles at it, at least somebody has control over that.
Maybe it'll happen sooner.
dan friesen
Or it will never happen if they don't do it.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And it's all the evil bad guys who are causing these things.
And that's why we need to stop them, so we can take away their ability to cause all of these horrible natural disasters.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
It's not a cruel, random, and miserable universe.
dan friesen
Nope.
See, this is one of the big possibilities that John Bound sees, is various things being done to make the New Madrid Fault go off.
jordan holmes
What would all those people, all those generals, nuclear engineers or whatever, they're gathering in the totality.
What are they doing in the totality?
dan friesen
Hanging out.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, is there anything that you could be doing specifically in the totality?
dan friesen
Tailgating.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Have a barbecue?
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What's evil in the totality?
dan friesen
He doesn't explain, really.
But I mean, it's really just kind of like creating spooky optics.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they're there.
Why are they all gathering?
There must be some reason.
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
dan friesen
That's true.
And where there are visions, there is truth.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
jon bowne
There's this...
I should have sent it to you.
But there's this really strange...
You can find it pretty quickly on Google search, which is there is a prediction by somebody who kind of went into a dream state and had a prophetic vision of what America would look like after the Madrid fault earthquake.
And basically, if you look at that...
image and also Edgar Cayce had some predictions too but if you look at that image it it's just X marks the spot For the Madrid fault.
So, hopefully, you know, everything I'm saying is just conspiracy, and we can leave it at that, and come Tuesday, Wednesday, everything's fine.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
Probably will.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if we had a...
This is how stupid you sound, Machine.
That would be Scanners.
That would be fucking Scanners-level explosion.
Also, that guy wrote, oh my god, boom!
Explosion everywhere.
dan friesen
Edgar Cayce, the guy who would enter trans states and talk about all these...
Nonsense.
jordan holmes
Like he's talking and then he says, also Edgar Cayce and his head explodes.
There's no way.
dan friesen
Yeah, this guy had a vision of what...
There's a crazy picture you can find of this fugue state.
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
Important to bring up.
jon bowne
Yep.
dan friesen
So we have X marks the spot, which apparently is, you know, Madrid fault.
jordan holmes
I mean, I've written it down.
The thing that concerns me is that X marks the spot.
dan friesen
It is true.
unidentified
I know this from Treasure Hunts.
dan friesen
I have been on Treasure Hunts.
I've seen pirate movies.
jordan holmes
What concerns me is that when X marks the spot, it is indeed X marking said spot.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there's other players involved.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
We have unnamed players.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
We have NASA.
We have HAARP.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And, of course, the World Economic Forum, who wants to vax everyone.
unidentified
Okay.
jon bowne
And, you know, the reason that all of this is happening is because this is the next player on the field, which is we've got the World Economic Forum.
We've got the World Health Organization.
They're trying to push through having complete control over COVID vaccinations.
And in May, we're going to find out whether or not they get the power to do that.
Basically, a blank check for mandatory vaccinations.
And they're already putting vaccinations in the food and all that, so they're prepping up for it.
But there's another part of this where the possibility of these balloons...
That NASA is spearheading, but it's all these colleges.
This could be a conspiracy, but...
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
jon bowne
Have some backbone!
That they could load these balloons up.
They're going to fly on that day and explode the balloons with the COVID in it.
So disease X. Yeah.
And silently hit all those people that are out there looking at the solar eclipse.
And so if we start to see if there's no earthquake, well, first of all, if God doesn't show up and then there's no earthquake, then what we need to look for is people being admitted to hospitals, you know, at serious rates.
But if everything's fine, then we've...
Passed through this, and this was all conspiracy, and I sure hope it is.
dan friesen
Well, so we have the sort of...
Potential outcomes.
The return of God.
jordan holmes
God, number one.
dan friesen
Earthquake.
jordan holmes
Earthquake, second.
dan friesen
Bioweaponing.
jordan holmes
I guess people just showing up in hospitals a bunch.
dan friesen
But that's the result of a bioweapon from those balloons being exploded over people.
Now this might be a conspiracy.
I'm just shit-talking here.
I'm just shit-talking, but let me talk some shit.
Let me come up with bizarre scenarios that I think might be fun to write storylines about.
jordan holmes
It is strange.
It is.
Really strange.
dan friesen
The non-committalness of this?
unidentified
Yes!
jordan holmes
Yes!
It is impossible to imagine a real scenario in real life where real people are on the television facing down the barrel of a real emergency saying, listen, if God doesn't show up, man, well, then we'll make it through this and I hope we do.
I could be full of shit.
I can't imagine that being...
Hey, listen, I could be lying about all of this.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I'm not certain that this is worthwhile commentary.
jordan holmes
I kind of like it.
I do.
dan friesen
It's a little Camelot-y.
unidentified
I do.
I kind of like it.
jordan holmes
Could be this.
Could be that.
You don't know.
We'll see.
I'll see you on the other side.
Hey, everybody.
What instrument do you play?
dan friesen
With Alex.
There is always certainty.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
That is not allowed for this kind of ambivalence.
It's very strange.
jordan holmes
I appreciate it.
dan friesen
So Christy has some points to bring to the table.
jordan holmes
Sure, let's see what she's got to say.
christy lee
You kind of make inferences that they almost expect, and by they, you know, the globalists, the elite, whatever, that they almost expect something to happen.
I mean, there's even reports that there's a travel ban.
There's no travel.
And certain parts allowed on Eclipse Day.
Did you see that?
jon bowne
No, I hadn't seen the travel ban yet.
But it doesn't surprise me.
It's so bizarre that, you know, it's a solar eclipse for three minutes, you know.
It should just be everyone comes out and looks at the solar eclipse.
But yeah, it's, they're, you know, and I mean, I would say that most of the population already, you know.
Doesn't trust the government.
For them to come out and start saying these things is really just...
Well, it's hateful towards the American people, to be honest with you.
dan friesen
It's hateful?
jordan holmes
Okay.
Okay.
Everyone, aside from people who are before the age of, what, seven?
Right?
Something like that.
Has been alive and seen an eclipse.
And watched the government not kill us all.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
An established precedent of almost the entire world having seen the government not kill everybody on not just one eclipse, but multiple.
dan friesen
Counterpoint.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That doesn't prove that it's not going to happen this time.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
You can't use these past examples of something not happening to prove that something's not going to happen.
jordan holmes
I recognize that is a flaw in my argument.
dan friesen
It is.
A deep flaw.
Also, there's no travel ban.
unidentified
Nope.
dan friesen
When Christy says that, she flashes up on screen a headline that says, quote, no size weight permitted travel allowed on Eclipse Day says TXDMV.
Texas Department of Motor Vehicles has banned oversize and overweight vehicles that need to be permitted by size and weight from using the roads in affected counties for that day because the eclipse is, quote, expected to cause severe traffic delays.
These people are doing what I would call a definition of grasping at straws to try and make this event suspicious.
I do have to tip my cap to John Bowne's clear acknowledgement that he's just talking shit by constantly saying, maybe everything I'm saying is bullshit.
One thing that I keep coming back to when I look at what they're saying is most of this involves traffic.
Most of this is traffic-based.
jordan holmes
Which, for these people, makes perfect sense.
That's their number one concern.
dan friesen
They hate the road.
jordan holmes
In the past, it was just the road.
unidentified
Oh, God.
dan friesen
Libertarians don't believe the state should be funding roads.
jordan holmes
I don't even like remembering when our main problem was just the fucking road.
dan friesen
We have an issue with everything.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But really, you have New Madrid, you have the fault, you have the possibility of bio balloons, you have all this, but ultimately...
Maybe they're trying to open a portal to hell?
unidentified
Yes!
jordan holmes
That's what we're here for!
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
That's what we're here for!
jon bowne
But, you know, the thing about CERN, too...
And Mike Adams had pointed this out, and there's documentation of this, that the CERN scientists have basically brought in the Vatican experts in physics on gravity that opens up other dimensions.
And so, 70 years ago...
They predicted that they would be able to create what is called the demon particle.
And I can read a little bit of what that is.
Yes, please.
It is a plasmonon, and it's a strange particle that comes from a separate dimension.
And basically, if you want to get back into the biblical stuff, They're attempting to open up another dimension to whatever it is they're, you know, involved in religiously.
And so...
christy lee
Are they trying to bring hell on earth?
I mean, that's another thing we've been hearing is, like, are we going to see on April 8th hell on earth?
I mean, the gates of hell opened?
jon bowne
Yeah, you know, and there's this...
The animation that's going around on Twitter, that's a fake animation.
It shows supposedly a portal over CERN and Geneva.
That's an animation.
Good call-out.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
jon bowne
Yeah, that is, you know, you can go down that rabbit hole.
I mean, there are portals that go back to the ziggurats in Assyria.
They have portals there.
I mean, there's portals.
And then they've been building these portals.
dan friesen
Building a lot of portals.
jordan holmes
Building a lot of portals.
Stargates.
dan friesen
Yep.
Building a lot of portals and maybe one to hell is being created at CERN.
Sure.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All right.
This...
He has accidentally come up with a new...
A new evolution in one of my favorite genres of film.
I love a good Catholic iconography film.
I love a good where the secret Carolinians...
dan friesen
You love some Dan Brown.
jordan holmes
Not really that so much.
dan friesen
Isn't that the most successful example of what you're talking about?
jordan holmes
Yes, of course.
I'm just kidding.
No, the idea that Catholic physicists have access to a special physics.
Right.
That's fucking gold.
dan friesen
Yeah, and they understand gravity to such an extent that they create portals.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
jordan holmes
I didn't even know that we needed to call the Vatican physicists.
I've been getting rid of all these demons with the Vatican ex-patriot guys, like that thing.
unidentified
Nah.
jordan holmes
The Catholic physicist gets you the demon particle.
dan friesen
God, that's great.
The Catholic Church in the Vatican does have telescopes and all that.
That works into a fair amount of Project Camelot conspiracies in the past.
And that's just kind of being translated over into this.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
But Catholic physics is not physics.
unidentified
Portal to hell.
jordan holmes
It's Catholic physics.
dan friesen
Portal to hell.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, I want a portal to hell.
dan friesen
So there's a lot of stuff that if it doesn't happen...
Is going to be disappointing for these people, right?
jordan holmes
I mean, it's disappointing for me.
dan friesen
They're talking a big game about the things that could possibly happen.
jordan holmes
Yeah, for not enough.
dan friesen
Probably not.
jordan holmes
Portal to hell?
unidentified
It's a lot.
jordan holmes
You're going to go portal to hell just for a day in April?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's nuts.
dan friesen
Well, you know, there's a lot of things that are happening, like traffic-based emergencies.
jordan holmes
Also, if NASA kills us all with balloons, fucking tip of the cap, right?
I wouldn't have seen that coming.
dan friesen
Well, I'm right.
Well, do you know who did?
They did.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
I will 100% tip my cap.
Like, didn't see that one coming.
I will give it all up for you guys.
dan friesen
There's a lot of, I would call it ambiguity, about exactly what the idea is.
jordan holmes
Problem is?
dan friesen
Well, we know what the problem...
No, we don't.
jordan holmes
No, we don't.
dan friesen
Sort of know what the problem is.
jordan holmes
We don't even know who is doing the problem.
They used a post-modern they.
She used a post-modern they.
She was like, the globalists, whoever they is.
That's unacceptable!
dan friesen
Well, leaving that aside, we still don't know what the problem is.
jordan holmes
We don't.
dan friesen
It could be a number of things.
Right?
Thumpers.
Yes.
jordan holmes
Ionosphere.
dan friesen
New Madrid fault.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Balloons with disease.
jordan holmes
Balloons with disease.
God himself returning.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Or...
Maybe martial law?
That seems to be another thing.
unidentified
Why not?
jon bowne
It's very strange.
CERN has been dormant for two years, and all of a sudden they turn the lights on on April 8th, and the Devil's Comet is swinging by, and I'm sure that they...
They believe that that shows some kind of meaning to them as well.
There's so many areas of this, so many angles of this, but it's coming up in a few days.
It's only four days away.
You can only look at it for so long before it actually happens.
jordan holmes
Or you lose your eyes.
jon bowne
My main concern is that the government is going to do something to keep Biden in power and basically...
I'm just predicting now that what I'm seeing is, you know, because Jesus said, you won't know when I return.
But there are signs.
jordan holmes
Make a bulletin with it.
jon bowne
And, you know, according to the signs, one of the...
Things in the Bible says that they may not notice by the first sign, but they'll notice by the second.
That's in the report.
But there are signs trying to give us an inkling to get ready, to get your spirit ready, to get your soul ready.
And that's a good thing.
dan friesen
Sure.
Good thing, you know?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Seems to think that Jesus might come back.
jordan holmes
Like a thief in the night.
Jesus will return giving you regular updates on when his returns are.
Not just now, but mathematically you can predict them going on into the future.
Thousands of years.
How many times that thief will be returning.
It'll give you weeks in advance notice of where the path of returning thief will be.
How long the thief will be in your house.
dan friesen
I think.
I feel like these people are overplaying this.
jordan holmes
It's just...
Guys, it's April.
We've got a long year.
dan friesen
There's an eclipse.
And they're really going for it.
There's just too much.
There's too much happening here.
It's too much.
Like we even said, I'm not even sure what we're expecting to happen or not happen now.
jordan holmes
Anything could happen.
dan friesen
Or not happen.
jordan holmes
What I'm expecting is the government to do something.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
To keep Biden in power now in April.
Do you know what they can do to keep Biden in power?
Continue working the next day.
unidentified
That's it!
dan friesen
For now.
jordan holmes
For now.
dan friesen
Yeah, I just, I don't know.
I think that one of the things that hurts this is that noncommittal nature, because there's like a hundred different outcomes that are being, you're supposed to kind of get a little bit scared about.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But also the refusal to be like, this is what is going to happen, here's the proof, here's the, it just, I don't know, it's milk.
It's milk toast.
jordan holmes
It feels rife for a solid riff montage.
A non sequitur montage where, you know, you'll see him just suddenly turn and just be like...
unidentified
Spaceman.
jordan holmes
It's the fish people who come down from underneath your toilets.
Just a regular stream of those with solid timing.
I think you could edit that together.
dan friesen
Now might be also a good time to point out that John Bowne has worked at InfoWars for like a decade.
He's been there for a very long time.
And this is the kind of stuff he's...
unidentified
What instrument does he play?
jordan holmes
He's not a sax man.
I guarantee that from this interview.
dan friesen
You think it's an accordion?
jordan holmes
I hope so.
dan friesen
So, look, there's a lot of things that could happen, or maybe nothing.
Maybe if nothing happens, maybe that means something happened.
Who knows?
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
jon bowne
So, I don't know.
It could be total chaos, or it could just be a complete failure by the villainous Biden administration to attempt to...
Fool us.
christy lee
Yeah.
Here's a caution that I have.
dan friesen
Attempt to fool you.
christy lee
It comes to mind is that I fear that maybe it will seem like nothing happened and everyone will be mocking.
Oh, here we thought something major was going to happen and it didn't.
Here's another proof of conspiracy theories being wrong.
But just even if we don't necessarily see anything big happen that day doesn't mean that.
Nothing big happened, right?
My discernment tells me that we may not know until later if there was something major that happened, if there was something called out or accelerated that we just can't necessarily see from the event itself, right?
dan friesen
So the way Bound is setting this up, the two possibilities that are going to be there's chaos, or if nothing happens, that means that Biden failed in some way in his villainous plan.
There's no consideration of the possibility that various areas around the country are preparing for massive amounts of traffic, and that these people get their information from unscrupulous meme accounts on social media that try to blow people's minds with bullshit and coincidence.
Well played to Christy here, though, I gotta say.
I admire her popping in and making sure that people know that if nothing happens...
Maybe a demon was still conjured.
We don't know.
jordan holmes
You gotta cover your face.
dan friesen
We don't know until we know.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's still probably a portal to hell that's been opened.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You think you would know the second that happens?
jordan holmes
Again, here's what you're all missing.
That it's not happening is the best proof that it did.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
If you saw a portal open, you'd be killed.
So that you're still alive means the portal was open.
dan friesen
Right.
And...
What?
If you saw a portal open, it would be fake.
jordan holmes
Yes!
dan friesen
So the fact that you don't see it means the real thing is happening.
Right?
jordan holmes
It hurts sometimes.
dan friesen
It does.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I don't feel like I have much clarity.
jordan holmes
I have no clarity whatsoever.
dan friesen
You know, we have one more clip and it's not going to help.
jordan holmes
I do like her just really...
Because...
Okay.
It's hard to just really throw it out there and say, it does not matter what happens, believe me.
And she's doing it.
dan friesen
My discernment tells me that...
jordan holmes
It does not matter what happens.
Doesn't matter if you see something happen.
Doesn't matter if you see nothing happen.
I know it did.
dan friesen
And it's valuable that we're speculating a bunch of nonsense.
Because no matter what happens or doesn't happen, something happened and maybe you just don't know that something happened.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Man, I actually don't think we can build that machine.
It might be too powerful.
dan friesen
The standard of evidence that's required for anything is zilch.
jordan holmes
Ah, man.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip, like I said.
It doesn't help clear up anything at all.
jon bowne
One last thing I want to get across is that these experts that Mike Adams brought up from the Vatican, they're...
They're experts in gravity, gravitational physics.
jordan holmes
Catholic gravitational physics.
jon bowne
The solar eclipse affects the planet gravitationally.
It's minimal, but it does.
And it's only for three minutes or whatever as it's passing.
So they may be trying to increase the gravitational limitations there over the Madrid fault.
I think that's where it's all going to happen.
And if anything happens.
And so, you know, then you have this possibility of, I mean, that's so far out there, but Nibiru.
unidentified
Whoa.
jon bowne
And it's gravitational pull, too.
So that's the thing that could happen that the government may be completely aware of.
That may be the reason why, you know, Zuckerberg built a $100 million.
You know, nuclear shelter in his house in Hawaii.
That may be why all of the elite are moving to Hawaii and basically wiping out the natives so that they can survive something they know about we don't.
christy lee
Absolutely.
Yeah, and some of this stuff is revelation knowledge that God will reveal to us at the right time.
But my time is up with you, John.
I'm sure we'll have you back another time.
You have excellent reporting.
You can always check it out.
dan friesen
Very insightful stuff.
So I guess what you come away from this with is that the Vatican sent gravity specialists in to help make gravity worse.
Around the New Madrid Fault in order to set off an earthquake during the eclipse, during a three-minute window of the eclipse when the gravity is tiny, slightly affected a tiny little bit.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then CERN opening a portal to hell might be off to the side somewhere.
Maybe that's not quite part of the actual conspiracy.
Maybe that was just kind of fun.
And then the balloons with COVID or disease X, maybe that was kind of just off to the side and fun.
I think the main thing he's talking about is the New Madrid fault.
jordan holmes
Right.
It seems like that's his focus.
Earthquake.
dan friesen
He's come back to it a couple times.
jordan holmes
Or, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe he's just like, maybe he just read a thing about it recently.
dan friesen
Well, he saw that picture that guy had in a vision.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
He saw that picture.
jordan holmes
He saw a picture.
dan friesen
Yeah, the guy had a vision.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
I think I'm actually going to get hurt.
So, if I understand correctly, the Catholic...
The physicists are going to increase the gravitational limitations above the fault.
dan friesen
Somehow, this is aided by the eclipse, which has a very tiny little effect on the eclipse.
jordan holmes
Now, I'm going to ask you this question.
Do you think that he believes the moon only affects Earth's gravity during the eclipse?
dan friesen
Probably.
Now, here's something I would say.
If the eclipse affects the gravity a little bit, Yes, just a little bit.
How much do the wizards, do they affect it enough that they need that little boost?
Or could they set off this earthquake at any time if they wanted to?
jordan holmes
That's a good question.
dan friesen
Because if so, this is all, I guess, just showmanship.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
They believe, you know what, Dan?
They, quote-unquote, I don't know, the globalists, whomever.
Right.
Believe all kinds of weird mystical things.
You know, things that aren't true.
They just believe all kinds of nonsense.
And then they do things in the service of their god or whatever.
dan friesen
Like bring in extra people and funding for traffic management.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
So otherworldly.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, I want eclipses to be more...
I get that feeling.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
I want to be able to...
Like, obviously, we all want a portal to appear.
Once humans realize...
Hey, fuck it!
Even on ziggurats, they were like, man, wouldn't it be great if I just walked from one place to all the way over there and not have to walk?
dan friesen
I watched Heroes, and I wish Eclipse could make me fly.
Totally.
jordan holmes
Yeah, makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Not...
This is unnecessary.
unidentified
It is.
jordan holmes
This is unnecessary.
dan friesen
It is deeply unnecessary.
jordan holmes
This is very, very...
dan friesen
The only reason we're even talking about it is because Alex is still out of studio.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
What a coincidence.
dan friesen
They built up this whole thing about the eclipse so much that I was excited to see Alex's coverage, and then there's nothing.
He's just gone, probably dealing with bankruptcy shit.
And we have John Bound being a bunch of non-committal, wishy-washy about a bunch of nonsense.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
If...
Okay.
Has Alex tried to buy shit on Hawaii yet?
I don't know.
He's got to have tried to buy some shit, right?
Like, he's totally doing...
If Alex says, oh, billionaires are making shit, then I figure Alex is going to Hawaii to do the thing, right?
dan friesen
No, Alex has said he's going down with the ship.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I mean, real estate in Hawaii is pretty expensive.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is pretty expensive.
It'd be hard to launder enough money to buy real estate in Hawaii.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
For Alex.
It would be hard for Alex.
He's not a cartel guy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
At this point.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it might be something that would be difficult to hide had he bought it before.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think it's just kind of a fun thing to, like, the billionaires are going to their bunkers.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So do you feel like you have a good handle on things?
jordan holmes
What if we tricked all the billionaires into going into their bunkers and then we just, you know?
dan friesen
I think that's what Alex's plan is.
jordan holmes
You think so?
dan friesen
Well, he's talked about that a bit.
I mean, you did a...
Yeah.
It looked like you were saying, like, put a lid.
jordan holmes
Hey, maybe they just don't come out, you know?
dan friesen
Well, Alex has made it clear that all of their employees are secretly anti-globalists.
unidentified
That's right.
dan friesen
And so they'll kill them down in their holes.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
That's no fun.
dan friesen
It is not fun.
jordan holmes
No, let's just...
Oh, guys!
Oh, it's happening!
It's the big one!
Get in there, Zuckerberg!
We'll all be fine out here!
No, we're ready to die!
You're more important than us!
unidentified
Go!
jordan holmes
Get into your bunker!
unidentified
Go!
Go!
jordan holmes
Quicker!
And then, you know, he's gone.
dan friesen
You winked at me, and I don't...
I don't know exactly what that means.
unidentified
I don't know either.
dan friesen
So, I think, you know, the eclipse is a wonderful time to look at the...
Sun.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
With glasses and safety in place.
And think about the uniting aspect that it has.
It bonds us all together under one big sun.
You know, it's that kind of thing.
The person you're thinking about wishing on the same star.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's that same kind of fun thought.
jordan holmes
It's nice.
You get one with the universe.
dan friesen
And I guess, you know, ultimately there are giant crowds of people that are coming together.
And at any time that that does happen, it does raise the possibility of traffic.
Or any kind of accident.
So it's not without some kind of reasonable danger.
But this stuff is ridiculous.
jordan holmes
This is absurd.
dan friesen
And it ruins the fun.
jordan holmes
Unless CERN is built on top of a temple to Apollo.
In which case all of my complaints are out the window.
I retract them and I believe all of it.
dan friesen
Okay.
I would still have some questions.
jordan holmes
God, I wish it was built on a temple to Apollo.
That'd just be so great.
dan friesen
If only.
jordan holmes
That would be such a mind...
unidentified
Alas.
dan friesen
So, we'll be back for another episode, but until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed, we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we're all in Blue Sky.
jordan holmes
We are in Blue Sky.
It's knowledgefight.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I am the mysterious professor.
jordan holmes
Woo!
unidentified
Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah!
Woo!
steve quayle
And now, here comes the sex robots.
dan friesen
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
You're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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