#872: November 26, 2023
In this installment, Dan and Jordan return to discuss Sunday's episode, where Alex lies about voter fraud, struggles with his feelings about Putin, and decries all of the people out there playing piano with their penises.
Nov. 29, 2023 - Knowledge Fight
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| It's time to pray. | ||
| I have great respect for knowledge fight. | ||
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Knowledge fight. | |
| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and George. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
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Thanks for holding me. | |
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your room. | ||
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Knowledge Fight. | |
| KnowledgeFight.com. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan! | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| Why don't you go first? | ||
| My bright spot is Jason Pargin's new novel, Zoe is Too Drunk for This Dystopia. | ||
| He wrote like John Dies at the End under David Wong. | ||
| What a flair for titles. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| My favorite, though, is the first in the Zoe Ash series. | ||
| So the new one is the third. | ||
| And the first is called Futuristic Violence in Fancy Suits. | ||
| And it's such a great novel. | ||
| It puts a great scenery together. | ||
| It's a great world-building exercise. | ||
| And it's a really good satire. | ||
| Like, it's an actual satire. | ||
| Alex would love it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| If you would like to know what... | ||
| Alex does not understand. | ||
| This is a good place to start. | ||
| Because it's not like Jonathan Swift. | ||
| You don't need to eat the Irish for this. | ||
| This is just regular. | ||
| Regular old satire of how we live. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| So you eat the Arkansians. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Now we're back at it. | ||
| So the new book's great? | ||
| Yeah, the new book's really, really great. | ||
| It's out now. | ||
| What's the title of the second in the trilogy? | ||
| Oh man, it's Zoe is something. | ||
| It's another one of those along the lines of like... | ||
| Zoe's hungover. | ||
| Something along those lines. | ||
| It's that kind of vibe. | ||
| If I had brought it... | ||
| From recall, I would have told you, the moment you asked me, it's gone forever. | ||
| I'll never remember the name of this. | ||
| Well, I apologize for putting you in that position. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| You should apologize to Jason. | ||
| I apologize, Jason. | ||
| Now you'll never get that. | ||
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My bad. | |
| Zero. | ||
| Huge amount of sales for one and three. | ||
| Nobody has any idea how to find number two. | ||
| And my apologies also that I was about to say that you are the panic at the disco of naming songs. | ||
| Or naming books. | ||
| Naming books. | ||
| Because, you know, they had all those crazy song titles. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| There's another one. | ||
| I think I always liked a good This Will Destroy You song title. | ||
| Something like Hammer Fell to the Clavicle. | ||
| That's always good. | ||
| Or Fall Out Boy. | ||
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Fall Out Boy? | |
| Had some weird song titles too. | ||
| I've never listened to an album. | ||
| This ain't a scene. | ||
| It's a goddamn arms race. | ||
| I don't know if I've ever listened to a full Fall Out Boy song. | ||
| They make me very angry. | ||
| I feel like this might have been a bright spot of mine in the past, so I'm reluctant. | ||
| And I told you about how angry they make me. | ||
| I'm reluctant to make it a bright spot now. | ||
| But I was on the bike, and I did listen to some old Fall Out Boy songs. | ||
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And I'm like, this gets me going. | |
| And it is kind of fucked up to think that that's probably 15, 20 years old. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| It's nuts. | ||
| Oh, no, no, no. | ||
| There's so much oldies that are, you know, we get old. | ||
| But there's a part of me that is like, this maybe is a little bit different. | ||
| You know, I'm listening to What Had Happened Was with Open Mic and Questlove, and there's like, how can Illadelf Half-Life be old? | ||
| Like 30 years old. | ||
| Yeah, I know! | ||
| I'm listening to it, and I'm like, no, it's not that old, is it? | ||
| It's still relevant. | ||
| You are joking me. | ||
| This is 30 years old? | ||
| Fuck me. | ||
| I kind of feel the same way. | ||
| I mean, it's not as old as Illadelf Half-Life, but like, Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging, that song, I was listening to that, and I'm like... | ||
| I get a charge out of this. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| A bunch of those songs, too. | ||
| Like that song from Snakes on a Plane. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| That kiss me. | ||
| Goodbye, we're gonna make it. | ||
| I feel like I'm almost certain this has been a bright spot of mine in the past. | ||
| Sure, I believe it. | ||
| Because I rediscover it about every few years. | ||
| I believe it, yeah. | ||
| These things I remind that I unfortunately like those songs. | ||
| You know, I haven't really thought about that from that perspective before. | ||
| But I imagine, you know, people who were huge 60s and 70s people. | ||
| The 90s came around and they were blown away that the sound didn't sound like it did in the past. | ||
| But I find it hard to believe that there were people in the 1920s who were like, this doesn't sound like Scott Joplin anymore. | ||
| I bet they were. | ||
| But there had to have been. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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There was some asshole who was like, fuck, I can't help it. | |
| I was doing some cardio, and I love this piano. | ||
| What can I say? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was thinking about it. | ||
| I think it kind of is just because me and my buddy Nicky Gifts used to watch a lot of music videos. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they had that MTV channel, that bonus channel that was just videos. | ||
| Man, that was just videos. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so we would drink a lot and watch videos. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That was why they had a whole channel for it. | ||
| That was a style at the time. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So it kind of takes me back to that a little bit. | ||
| Maybe that's where it comes from. | ||
| Anyway, I'm sure it was a bright spot before, but I'm going to make it. | ||
| Double down. | ||
| Welcome back, Fall Out Boy. | ||
| Career resurgence. | ||
| Fall Out Boy is also one of the few bands that I can think of where their bassist is the most famous person in it. | ||
| I guess the Beatles. | ||
| Arguably, Paul McCartney is the most famous of the Beatles. | ||
| Did he play the bass? | ||
| Didn't he? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, you scared the shit out of me. | ||
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No, he only played the Beast of Wigs. | |
| Because Pete Wentz was their bassist. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he's probably the most famous person in Fall Out Boy. | ||
| No one cares about Patrick Stump. | ||
| Ah, man, his name is Patrick Stump? | ||
| That was the lead singer. | ||
| Oh, you change your name. | ||
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I don't know. | |
| That's why we have Axl Rose. | ||
| True. | ||
| He's not called fucking... | ||
| Yeah, no, you change your name. | ||
| If your name's Patrick Stump, guess what? | ||
| You change your fucking name. | ||
| You're on notice, Patrick Stump. | ||
| Get your shit together, you fucking fake-ass rocks. | ||
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Wow. | |
| I hate Fall Out Boy. | ||
| Oh, boy! | ||
| Clearly. | ||
| You make me so angry. | ||
| So, today, Jordan, we have an episode to go over. | ||
| Okay, that's right. | ||
| We're back. | ||
| Apologies to folks who, you know, wanted us back on Monday. | ||
| I would have liked to, but there was construction on the old apartment. | ||
| Would have been the best. | ||
| The window being replaced where we record these here episodes. | ||
| Yeah, it's nice that they're doing it when it gets dark out at five, though, you know, so you don't have to have, like, that nine o 'clock sunlight. | ||
| What? | ||
| When you remove the curtains. | ||
| Oh, yeah, they did have to take the curtains off. | ||
| Yeah, so they take the curtains off, then it gets dark at five, so you still have, like, a reasonable... | ||
| True, true. | ||
| Although, while the curtains have been off, it is difficult to work during the day in here. | ||
| So I have been making a de facto secondary workstation in the living room. | ||
| That's wise. | ||
| So, you know, there's a lot of adjustments. | ||
| But we are back. | ||
| I am reluctant to say better than ever, but we will find out. | ||
| How we're doing. | ||
| How Alex is doing. | ||
| We're going to be talking about September. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| I was trying to say Sunday. | ||
| That was close. | ||
| September. | ||
| Still writing July on all your checks. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is November 26th? | ||
| That's right. | ||
| That's Sunday. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So we're talking about that. | ||
| Alex took a couple days off for the Thanksgiving holiday himself. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| Eating that turkey? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Probably. | ||
| I remember there was that year that he put out those Thanksgiving pictures. | ||
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Wow. | |
| And I wonder why he hasn't done it again. | ||
| I'll tell you what, in my Thanksgiving history, tradition-wise, my aunt, I want to say she always ran the Thanksgiving. | ||
| That was her holiday. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Whole family went to her place. | ||
| She cooked the whole thing. | ||
| You know, decade before she died, she was like, you know, turkey sucks. | ||
| And just switched to prime rib and everyone was happy forever. | ||
| I wouldn't be happy with that. | ||
| I like the tradition of the turkey. | ||
| She had a little turkey for those who wanted that. | ||
| And everybody enjoyed the other stuff. | ||
| People have a lot of weird meat feelings. | ||
| People have a lot of... | ||
| Meat feelings. | ||
| I was thinking about this. | ||
| Is a sentence that I really... | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I like it a lot. | ||
| I was thinking about this over the time that we were off. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because I was making some sandwiches for myself. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And I realized I've come to make peace with this. | ||
| I don't mind a bologna sandwich. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm almost 40. I don't mind a bologna sandwich. | ||
| I don't want to feel shame about it. | ||
| Fry it. | ||
| What? | ||
| Do you fry it? | ||
| You can. | ||
| Oh, you're... | ||
| I don't always. | ||
| You're fine with the... | ||
| The raw bologna sandwich is fine with me. | ||
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You're fine with the raw bologna, yeah. | |
| You toast the bread, though, give it a little bit of texture. | ||
| Okay, I like that. | ||
| We're in business. | ||
| I like that. | ||
| But I also like turkey sandwiches. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I feel like, first of all, bologna is thought of as a child meat. | ||
| And then turkey is thought of as like a bland blue meat. | ||
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Sure. | |
| But somehow ham gets a pass. | ||
| I mean, honey ham. | ||
| They put honey on it. | ||
| You can get pepper turkey? | ||
| Well, sure, but I mean, it's pepper turkey. | ||
| It's not honey ham. | ||
| There's maletism. | ||
| I mean, here's what you're missing. | ||
| One, roast beef is bullshit. | ||
| That's what you're missing. | ||
| But people do give it a lot of... | ||
| That's high on the sort of adult meats. | ||
| Adult lunch meats. | ||
| Yeah, because adults like to punish themselves because they think it's cool. | ||
| Wrong. | ||
| Get that shit out of here. | ||
| The honey ham prime. | ||
| That's top. | ||
| That's the way it is. | ||
| On your tier list, that's up top. | ||
| Actually, all of them are honey roasted. | ||
| The only good lunch meats are honey roasted. | ||
| Honey turkey. | ||
| Honey turkey. | ||
| Honey ham. | ||
| Honey bologna. | ||
| Honey bologna, you name it. | ||
| Honey tongue. | ||
| Can you make tongue into a lunch meat? | ||
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I think so. | |
| What am I thinking of? | ||
| You can slice anything, right? | ||
| There's a lot of loafs. | ||
| There's a lot of loafs. | ||
| I like this. | ||
| People have a lot of meat feelings and there's a lot of loaves. | ||
| Those are going to stick with me. | ||
| These are things that we have learned in the intro to this episode. | ||
| But for now, let's get into today's business. | ||
| But first, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| That's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Keith J.G., thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, happy belated to Kyle, Kevin, and Carl P. Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, thank you, Toro Rivera. | ||
| Last name redacted. | ||
| Congrats on being alive for 100 days. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Wallace E. Ponk. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Kristen H. Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much, too. | ||
| This is the only podcast I listen to on Spotify. | ||
| I hear Jordan's screams in my dreams. | ||
| Dot, dot, dot, LOL. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Four stars. | |
| Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
| Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ! | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Yes, thank you very much. | ||
| I very unfortunately have had to listen to podcasts on Spotify myself. | ||
| Because I was using Stitcher and then it went away. | ||
| Yeah, that is an issue. | ||
| Stitcher was, you know, not great, but at least it worked. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Overcast for me. | ||
| Is that right? | ||
| That's the way to go. | ||
| I might have to branch out. | ||
| Go for it. | ||
| Just because I have Spotify for music. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I was just like, well, it's here already. | ||
| And then I did these fucking ads and shit. | ||
| See, that's why I only listen to music and podcasts from my phone. | ||
| And I don't have, you know, I keep all of my music hard-coded. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| MP3, real stuff. | ||
| That isn't real. | ||
| I know. | ||
| You gotta put it on vinyl, man. | ||
| If only. | ||
| You gotta put these podcasts on wax. | ||
| I only have Scott Joplin on vinyl. | ||
| It's terrible. | ||
| Doesn't sound the same as music these days. | ||
| So we start off here, Jordan, and there's something that I've been noticing, and that is that Alex is doing a year-long countdown to the 2024 election. | ||
| Oh, God, no. | ||
| It's Sunday, November 26, 2023. | ||
| 344 days, 7 hours, 54 minutes, 0 seconds until the most important election, not in U.S., but in world history. | ||
| No one can deny it. | ||
| That's not hype. | ||
| That is a fact. | ||
| And InfoWars is still on the tip of the spear, still in the fight, only because of listeners and viewers and your support and your word of mouth and your prayers. | ||
| I salute and humbly thank you all and ask you to redouble your efforts tonight. | ||
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Oh. | |
| Oh. | ||
| I find it difficult to imagine that this is the most important election in world history. | ||
| I've talked about this before, but in as much as it is in the present, and there is an effect that you can have on it, and it can affect the way things go forward, it's important on that front, and it is an important election, don't get me wrong, but there have been some pretty important historic elections. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, I think... | ||
| I think ultimately, when we look back on the entirety of the United States, it's probably 2000. | ||
| It is probably 2000 because that Bush-Gore, and not even just the tightness of it, but the Gore probably won. | ||
| The way it happened. | ||
| The way it played out. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| All of it. | ||
| And then the way that Bush from 0 to 1, 9-11, Bush-Gore on 9-11. | ||
| The whole thing. | ||
| That cascading... | ||
| I mean, Citizens United, Supreme Court, you know, like the whole thing. | ||
| It's from zeros. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think there's an argument to be made from that. | ||
| Because you would say it was the Lincoln election when he was re-elected, but the dude died, right? | ||
| So Andrew Johnson, he fucking wrecked everything. | ||
| The most important assassination of the world history was Lincoln. | ||
| Or Gavrilo Princip, the Archduke of Franz Ferdinand. | ||
| That was a pretty big one. | ||
| Was 2000, was that hanging chads? | ||
| That was hanging chads. | ||
| Yeah, that has to be the most important election ever. | ||
| Based just on that. | ||
| It was either that or two. | ||
| It could have been 04 that was hanging chads. | ||
| I don't know if they needed two. | ||
| I remember the same theme existed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| In those two elections. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| But I can't remember the term hanging Chad, what it was from. | ||
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I love people wanting to go back to paper ballots. | |
| Oh, that won't complicate things. | ||
| It's funny you should bring that up. | ||
| Oh, God, no. | ||
| Because we do get into talking about election fraud almost immediately. | ||
| Every day I see an article out of Ohio or New Jersey. | ||
| Or Texas, or Connecticut, or California, or Minnesota, or New Mexico, or Oklahoma. | ||
| I mean, I've got a big stack, or Georgia. | ||
| I've got a big stack here in front of me of it tonight. | ||
| Remember, they said it didn't exist. | ||
| It doesn't happen. | ||
| We send the State Department around the world to watch everybody else's elections. | ||
| And by U.S. State Department rules, we have some of the worst in the world. | ||
| Breaking. | ||
| A federal judge appointed by Obama just ruled against voting machines in Georgia. | ||
| The machine cybersecurity flaws filed the constitutional rights of the voters and said that, in a footnote, that this is not a conspiracy theory and the people that filed this are not conspiracy theorists. | ||
| That was a long list of states Alex lists off, but he really only has this one example, and he's also lying about it. | ||
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Sure. | |
| This Georgia case was one that was brought before the court in 2017 and has nothing to do with the election fraud complaints that people like Alex make. | ||
| This is a group that has sincere, grounded, but hypothetical concerns about the security of electronic voting systems. | ||
| And just recently, the Northern District Court in Georgia ruled that the state's motion for summary judgment, they denied that, which means that the case is going to go to trial, most likely beginning in January. | ||
| This does not mean that the court found that there was election fraud, nor did the judge find that electronic voting violated constitutional rights. | ||
| That is a complete lie Alex is telling the audience. | ||
| on for conning the audience. | ||
| You know, you need to get them to believe this narrative. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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In actuality, the footnote Alex is referring to about this not being conspiracy theory thing is meant to distinguish that this case is actually a sincere real thing, unlike the frivolous cases brought by Alex's buddies. | |
| In fact, there's also a footnote about how Trump's people, like Sidney Powell, actually have been charged with conspiracy to commit election fraud, and how their actions that led to that case ultimately represent a very serious vulnerability to election integrity, since unauthorized people had access to material and equipment that could have given them a as to how they could hack these machines. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| This breach in January 2021 in Coffey County is what the judge used as evidence that the plaintiffs had been potentially damaged and thus they had the right to bring suit. | ||
| Cool. | ||
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From the ruling, quote, critically, the ongoing revelations regarding the January 2021 Coffey County election equipment breach lend serious... | |
| Yeah. | ||
| An expert testified that, quote, had it not been for their attempts to overturn 2020, the odds are that this case would not go to trial, because the harm being presented by plaintiffs would have been too hypothetical. | ||
| The hypothetical vulnerabilities that they were able to show were found because the expert was given, quote, unfettered access to the equipment, and it was argued that, quote, malicious actors would be unable to replicate any of those attacks because they could not obtain access to the equipment. | ||
| The ruling goes on, quote, plaintiffs persuasively contend that the Coffee County breach undermines that argument. | ||
| So Trump's people kind of are responsible for why this case is... | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| You know, I'm interested, just like semantically, all right? | ||
| Is it election fraud if you try and overthrow the government? | ||
| Um, no. | ||
| Well, maybe. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| But your actions can facilitate future voter fraud, for sure. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| But, like, just, like, conspiracy to commit election fraud is an interesting way of describing, like, attempting to overthrow the United States government. | ||
| Well, I think they had other charges, too. | ||
| I don't think those were the only ones. | ||
| Well, that's fair. | ||
| That is fair. | ||
| But, yeah, it is fraudulent in the realm of voting matters. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| So this particular case is fairly interesting because it was brought in 2017 against the system that they had in place at Georgia at that point. | ||
| However, in 2019, Georgia willingly changed their electronic system to better address the concerns that are mentioned in the suit, and in response, the plaintiffs adjusted their suit to apply to the newly adopted system. | ||
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Right. | |
| It doesn't seem like a case that this is based in bad faith, but there's never going to be a voting system that exists that doesn't have hypothetical vulnerabilities, and that always will be a position where you can, you know, you can... | ||
| say, hey, this could happen, and then the state can say, yes, we have measures in place to guard for Yeah, I mean, it's like, okay, these people could bring it directly to the people in charge and have them implement it, but if the people in charge go, no, we're not going to implement it, then you have to literally sue them to get them to do that. | ||
| Yeah, that's a generous... | ||
| Way, I think. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean... | ||
| Because you're assuming that the state isn't willingly, you know, putting safeguards in place. | ||
| Sure, but I mean, if you have to sue them to do that, it seems like that means that you could have just, like, gone into... | ||
| You could have called. | ||
| Well, the success of the suit doesn't say that those safeguards aren't in place. | ||
| Sure, well, see, there we go. | ||
| See, that is left to be determined in some ways by the suit going to court itself. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The point is, Alex is lying about this case, and the plaintiffs in it are not aligned with him at all. | ||
| The basis of their case is something that Alex's people did, which was super illegal, and poses a serious threat to election security moving forward. | ||
| Also, he doesn't have examples of this from all those states he listed off. | ||
| That's just blustery bullshit meant to expand this false narrative he's pitching about this case so it applies to all these other states, and it's everywhere! | ||
| Oh no! | ||
| Trump's gonna win! | ||
| I think we would know. | ||
| Conclusively, if there was an election fraud problem, simply because things would be far more interesting around elections. | ||
| Relatively speaking, people are standing in line for hours. | ||
| It's a very boring process. | ||
| You go in, you go... | ||
| You know, you do the whole thing. | ||
| But that's how you hide the fraud. | ||
| But if there was rampant election fraud, there would at least be more fun stories going around all the time, right? | ||
| What, like somebody comes up to you with an overcoat and he's got a bunch of ballots inside? | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| People giving you money directly to pay for them. | ||
| Slugworth trying to get you popping out of a corner. | ||
| There'd be tons of stories like that. | ||
| There would be so much more interesting bullshit instead of like, I stood in line. | ||
| There would at least be somebody who... | ||
| It's like offering people in line like, hey, I'll stand here for you. | ||
| You know, like stuff like that. | ||
| If there was more, yeah, we would know. | ||
| Sort of the, I'll watch your bags for you at the airport. | ||
| Absolutely, absolutely. | ||
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| Well, maybe. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But either way, it's always the Democrats. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| That are doing this stuff. | ||
| Well, they have to. | ||
| They're so evil. | ||
| They're outnumbered. | ||
| I've got the rulings more right here. | ||
| Iowa County Supervisor's wife convicted. | ||
| 52 counts of voter fraud. | ||
| It goes on and on. | ||
| We've got other forms of voter suppression that are happening, and it's all a one-way street, man. | ||
| It's Democrats, Democrats, Democrats, Democrats doing the deed. | ||
| They're doing that deed. | ||
| They're doing the deed! | ||
| As we discussed in the Georgia case, the judges' ruling heavily relied on Trump's allies' actions to justify the need for this to go to trial and not be a summary judgment. | ||
| That was not Democrats doing the deed. | ||
| That was Trump's people. | ||
| Not even just random Republicans. | ||
| Trump's actual allies. | ||
| As for this Iowa case, this has to do with the conviction of Kim Taylor on 52 counts of voter fraud. | ||
| Her charges stem from her trying to stuff ballot boxes for her husband, who is running... | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which was the Republican primary. | ||
| He's a lifelong Republican and served in the Iowa House of Representatives from 2011 to 2013. | ||
| That sounds like voter fraud. | ||
| And it sounds like the Democrats. | ||
| Definitely. | ||
| Everything Alex is complaining about is the result of Republican misdeeds. | ||
| But he's lying to his audience and saying it's all Democrats because that's what fits the narrative he's selling them. | ||
| The narrative is all that's important and all the details supporting it can be a lie. | ||
| Alex doesn't give a single shit about the truth. | ||
| It's just what works. | ||
| Yeah, I think one of our biggest what-ifs would be what if Nixon just was like, nah, fuck you. | ||
| You know, like, what if Nixon pulled the Trump? | ||
| To whom? | ||
| You know, and it was like, no, none of those people were allied with me. | ||
| And they were like, we proved that they were like, no, I disagree with you forever. | ||
| And would people... | ||
| Be like, let's hold him accountable. | ||
| Because I think it was just gentility that led to Nixon resigning. | ||
| It may be... | ||
| Yeah, but wasn't... | ||
| Isn't how the story goes that he was warned he wouldn't have the votes to not be convicted of the impeachment? | ||
| Sure, but I mean, listen... | ||
| There's people saying that you don't have the votes to not be convicted of impeachment, and then there's people voting to impeach you. | ||
| Do you know what I'm saying? | ||
| That's true. | ||
| There's a big difference. | ||
| When you saw the political pressure that it was put on with Trump, we all watched the trial of impeachment. | ||
| We all saw him commit all the crimes on video, and the Republicans were like, well, I'm not going to be in public voting against him. | ||
| Yeah, that is true. | ||
| Saying you're going to do something and doing it are a little different. | ||
| Especially in public government. | ||
| Well, it's unfortunate that the precedent Nixon set has not followed. | ||
| It's an issue. | ||
| So, on to the economy. | ||
| We have some economic news that Alex is going to get into here at the beginning. | ||
| Here's federal numbers from the U.S. government. | ||
| From the Federal Reserve. | ||
| Look at the rate of debt. | ||
| Upwards of 40% of the U.S. budget now. | ||
| That's a hyperbolic curve, is financing the debt, the road to serfdom, interest Well, the globalists. | ||
| Alex is just reading a blog post from the Heritage Foundation, which is a right-wing think tank who shouldn't be taken seriously, particularly on issues relating to things like the national debt. | ||
| They skew and misuse statistics all the time in service of making fraudulent arguments to cut social welfare programs that run counter to their conservative ideology. | ||
| The interest on the national debt is not inherently a problem as it stands, and there's no reason to believe that it'll get to the point where all income taxes are being used to pay the interest on the debt. | ||
| It is true that interest rates on the debt being too high can have negative effects on things like lending and shifting priorities for government spending, but it doesn't necessarily have to. | ||
| And much like he's oversimplifying the economics of this, Alex is also just making shit up about who's paid interest on the debt. | ||
| People who have money owed to them get the interest. | ||
| And in this case, it's really stupid to just say, it's the globalists. | ||
| That doesn't mean anything. | ||
| The vast majority of the debt is held domestically, which includes individual investors, mutual funds, pension funds, and state and local governments within the United States. | ||
| At the end of 2022, approximately $17.3 trillion in debt was owned domestically. | ||
| And Alex, you know, with his globalists, is mostly the Federal Reserve, is the boogeyman that he points to. | ||
| Only $6 trillion of that is owed to the Federal Reserve. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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The rest could be the city you live in, your employer, or even just you. | |
| You could have treasury bonds. | ||
| Let's just remind ourselves about how this really works. | ||
| The government has all the guns. | ||
| Like, money's not real. | ||
| Like, if the government wanted to be like, hey, guess what? | ||
| We don't owe you money anymore. | ||
| They could just do it. | ||
| Well, but there's also, like, a lot of the money is money we owe ourselves. | ||
| Like, the debt is a very complicated and not as scary thing as folks like the Heritage Foundation like to make out. | ||
| I know, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Like, it's all part of the system that we're propping up, and so that's part of it. | ||
| You being in debt $17 trillion, that's a problem. | ||
| That's an issue. | ||
| That's going to be immediately a problem. | ||
| That's an issue. | ||
| For the people who gave me that much money. | ||
| They really shouldn't have done that. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I Brewster's millions of that shit immediately. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But the government owing that is different. | ||
| It's a different dynamic. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, like, there's all sorts of entities that are paid by the interest on the debt. | ||
| So, unless all of the people who have treasury bonds or have investment in U.S. currency are members of the globalists, what Alex is saying doesn't mean anything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Economic nonsense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You read a blog post. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Probably a tweet about a blog post. | ||
| And the doctrine of come get me is a lot stronger if you're the United States. | ||
| You know, like, if you're about to be evicted from your place, there's a party that can just be like, fine, take me out. | ||
| You know, come get me. | ||
| If you're the United States of America and somebody wants to be like, China wants to be like, hey, we need money back now. | ||
| Come get me. | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| Well, And that's the other thing that the anti-communist folk like to rattle around is pretending that China owns all of our debt. | ||
| They own less than Japan. | ||
| Yeah, silly. | ||
| It's silly. | ||
| We're all pretend. | ||
| So there is a bit of the show where Alex discusses a clip. | ||
| From a congressional hearing with Josh Hawley, interviewing a guy about social media and ineffectual ways that they deal with child exploitation. | ||
| Right, yeah. | ||
| And so play a little bit of that here and hear Alex's disgusting take-offs. | ||
| Tell us about the shift towards automated safety monitoring and what that has meant in your experience. | ||
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I was not... | |
| There for the shift. | ||
| But what I can say is that algorithms are as good as their inputs. | ||
| So if you don't allow a child to be, oh, that is gross, it makes me uncomfortable, which is something that you can do for an ad today. | ||
| You can take an ad and say, that is sexually inappropriate. | ||
| But there's no way for a child to do that when they get a message or other areas. | ||
| How do these systems even have a hope of addressing issues? | ||
| Hit pause. | ||
| Back it up 20 seconds. | ||
| This is the most key thing. | ||
| They've got this top computer scientist who used to work for Facebook, now Meta. | ||
| They brought him back. | ||
| And he's saying they're acting like the AI is doing all this. | ||
| It's not. | ||
| It's programming it to cover it up and act like it's being dealt with so they can generate reports that cover it up. | ||
| Because a child, when it sees pedophilic material sent to him or other horrible things, snuff films, you name it, and it's everywhere, folks. | ||
| They don't know to go into the terms of service and click eight links and send a message and say something. | ||
| They don't even know it's wrong. | ||
| They're innocent. | ||
| That's why a child can't join the military until they're an adult, 18. You can't buy cigarettes until you're 18. You can't buy alcohol until you're 21. Because we've decided, hey, this is so dangerous. | ||
| And that makes sense, folks. | ||
| I mean, I was pretty smart at 17, but still, I mean, God, I know a hundred times more than I knew then. | ||
| And you know how that works. | ||
| That's why they say that health and beauty is wasted on the youth. | ||
| As you get older, you figure this stuff out, or you actually get worse in some cases. | ||
| People go down two paths, they get worse. | ||
| What are you saying right now? | ||
| More wise. | ||
| So he's saying they don't know, they don't know. | ||
| Would you just throw your child in a park with thousands of weird men and women dressed up like clowns that say they're into sex with kids? | ||
| Oh, it's liberal, but that's what drag queen story time is. | ||
| We just throw them out and say, well, it's their decision whether they want to be with an adult. | ||
| They can make, because there's no age of consent, because they're getting rid of that. | ||
| But children can't contract. | ||
| They can't make those decisions. | ||
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| Getting rid of the age of consent. | ||
| Don't know who's having that conversation in a serious way. | ||
| I don't think that this is happening. | ||
| I don't even know what we're talking about, to be honest. | ||
| No, certainly not. | ||
| Is it the algorithm? | ||
| Yeah, that's basically what this guy is talking about. | ||
| There aren't sufficient measures for, let's say, a minor to report some kind of an interaction or something like that. | ||
| In the same way that social media do have things you can report. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| And so that is the conversation he's having. | ||
| And Alex is spinning off into a whole other world here, just in service of a lot of the things that he likes to complain about, like drag queen story time. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's weird to me because it does seem like it's a very simple conversation of like, if you listen, here's the algorithm that we have to maximize profit. | ||
| If you want us to not... | ||
| Send these ads to children. | ||
| We have to change the algorithm, and then we will lose money. | ||
| We don't want to lose money. | ||
| I mean, it's a really simple process, right? | ||
| That's what makes sense. | ||
| That part of it is stuff that there is better... | ||
| application for within social media because it does intersect directly with advertisers. | ||
| Right, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, and I think the larger point that this person is making is very fair and good, and that is that there do need to be more robust protections in place. | ||
| For sure. | ||
| Very much unsafe in many ways for minors to be on social media platforms. | ||
| They made it that way. | ||
| It's the same way they make apps. | ||
| Candy Crush is not a safe thing. | ||
| True. | ||
| Unsafe in a different way. | ||
| Unsafe in a different way. | ||
| That's exploitative of trying to get your parents to pay for whatever happens in microtransactions. | ||
| Psychologically, the principles that it's based off are the same kind of addictive feedback. | ||
| Well... | ||
| I'm gonna say no, because what this guy is talking about is children being exploited. | ||
| Oh, him talking about, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's different. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, the point that this guy is making is a reasonable one, and I think there's a decent conversation to have around it. | ||
| That Alex is not having. | ||
| No, and neither is Josh Hawley. | ||
| What the courts found, this is in the record, this is factual findings. | ||
| Is that Facebook devoted all kinds of resources and people, actual human people, to doing things like monitoring posts on COVID-19 vaccine efficacy. | ||
| There's one example of a parent in my home state of Missouri who wanted to post something about a school board meeting. | ||
| Facebook used human moderators to go and take down that post. | ||
| That was important. | ||
| That has to come down. | ||
| We can't have them posting about school board meetings, for heaven's sake. | ||
| But the things that your daughter experienced, Bingo, bingo, you win the blue ribbon. | ||
| AI is an excuse to take humans out of the decision-making process. | ||
| So they have robots that go out and kill innocent people and then erase their memory so there's no record. | ||
| They don't want humans in the command chain. | ||
| And so, as the report shows, and I've got it right here, pedophilic encounters went up several thousand percent once AI took over because it's not programmed to stop it. | ||
| Look at Target. | ||
| Look at the ads everywhere with big media. | ||
| It's pedophilic everywhere. | ||
| This is what they want. | ||
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They go, oh, AI is taking care of the Congress. | |
| If you go back to the articles, when Owen Schroer got manned off Twitter three years ago, three and a half years ago, in the middle of the pandemic, they said, InfoWars host has now been manned. | ||
| Media Matters reported him for organizing a rally with Alex Jones against the lockdowns at the Capitol. | ||
| Those evil Texans. | ||
| Those evil Americans. | ||
| Even worse. | ||
| They went down and organized a rally, and everybody, including my dad, who never even posts stuff online, he went and made posts and said, let's go rally against this, and he got banned. | ||
| Banned. | ||
| Heroic. | ||
| Owen Schroer taking off Twitter because we were going to go protest lockdowns and say it was a fraud, but then illegal aliens coming across, they're exempt from the shots, and Black Lives Matter burning down half the country in the summer of 2000, remember? | ||
| They were exempt. | ||
| They said, oh, studies show Black Lives Matter marches lower COVID, but everyone out being everywhere actually raises it. | ||
| And the truth is, with herd immunity, it did actually lower it to have people out. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| What even is the problem here? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Alex got really lost in the weeds there. | ||
| But his point was supposed to be that social media uses human moderation against him and his friends, but not against these pedophile posts. | ||
| Somehow. | ||
| Which they presumably just monitor with AI. | ||
| That's where he was going with this. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Somehow I got confused when we got onto illegal immigrants. | ||
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| That's where I was. | ||
| Well, Alex couldn't resist. | ||
| Muscle memory had to take that punch. | ||
| I mean, yeah, yeah, that's a good point. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Personally, I find this level of engagement with the problem at hand to be offensive. | ||
| There are children who are being exploited online, and this is not a political issue. | ||
| Whether or not you feel like your stupid COVID posts were too shadowbanned means nothing in this context, and it's disgusting to make this argument. | ||
| Honestly, I would just say fine. | ||
| An ideal scenario is maybe that social media entities that enjoy the protections that are afforded by the government cannot allow users under 18 on them. | ||
| Maybe a law like that's possible, maybe not. | ||
| Or possibly any social media network that includes minors cannot be joined by adults other than... | ||
| Maybe that's a way we go about this. | ||
| Yeah, maybe there's a kid's table. | ||
| Alex would not like this kind of regulation of companies. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| These situations don't also seem that viable and would be almost impossible to uphold, so the next best solution is probably for all of the moderation to be done by humans. | ||
| But this introduces a ton more problems. | ||
| There's the matter of how costly that would be for these businesses, which may or may not be prohibitive for them to implement. | ||
| Beyond that, you have the issue that we've seen with moderation of content like the stuff Alex is talking about being very traumatic for people to deal with. | ||
| There are countless stories of people dealing with PTSD from their time in these roles, so the only way to provide really effective blanket human moderation is probably through Yeah, the guy who is... | ||
| Accused and critical. | ||
| This is a really serious issue, and it's one that I think will require a drastic overhaul of social media in order to address, but it's important to understand that Alex doesn't really care about the issue at all, except for how he can use it for his own purposes. | ||
| That's all he's doing here, and it makes me sick. | ||
| Beyond that, his response is just a cavalcade of bullshit. | ||
| Black Lives Matter protests burn down half the country. | ||
| Immigrants don't have to get vaccinated. | ||
| My dad was banned from social media. | ||
| All just complete shit. | ||
| Disgusting. | ||
| I mean, you know, I think the real problem that we can't address is just like, I think we literally have to evolve to deal with social media as a species level. | ||
| Like, nothing in history has ever existed like this. | ||
| And no comparable jump in technology at relative speed has ever existed like this. | ||
| No matter what ideas we have, it's just like... | ||
| I mean, the problem is maybe if we evolved as a species, we wouldn't be posting weird shit like this. | ||
| We don't need moderation. | ||
| We need people to evolve to where they're not posting this insane shit. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it would be good. | ||
| I don't even think it involves evolution. | ||
| I'm not talking about genetic... | ||
| Mutations are required. | ||
| I'm just talking about, like, it takes time. | ||
| The way social media exists today, the only real solution to it is... | ||
| People not behaving in the ways that are bad. | ||
| And that is not something that necessarily we can bank on happening. | ||
| No, I mean, it's like we need to turn off the internet. | ||
| Fucking turn off society. | ||
| And then for ten years, just be like, here's how we use the internet. | ||
| And then we can begin society again. | ||
| Who's going to do that training course, though? | ||
| The globalists? | ||
| I'm not saying that this is a tenable idea. | ||
| I'm just saying that this does seem to be that level of society-wide problem. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But by then, there'll be something new that'll be problematic and awful. | ||
| If we're not doing, if everybody's doing it, well then maybe we're not developing something new and problematic and awful. | ||
| That's the trick. | ||
| Hey, alright. | ||
| Ten years break. | ||
| So apparently Trump went to a football game and people cheered for him. | ||
| I'm sorry, what? | ||
| Yeah, so Alex is excited about that. | ||
| Okay, great. | ||
| Trump shows up at football games and the roar is so loud. | ||
| Back clip's not coming up. | ||
| Take control of your sisters. | ||
| We'll play the whole clip. | ||
| When we come back, we'll play part of it. | ||
| Just roaring 360, 100,000 people. | ||
| Just roaring. | ||
| Biden couldn't get 10 people to his rallies. | ||
| But we're told he won with 9 million votes more than Barack Obama. | ||
| I never said Barack Obama stole the election. | ||
| He fooled America. | ||
| I think you did. | ||
| People wanted to end racism. | ||
| I really think you did. | ||
| White people went and got him elected. | ||
| He won both times. | ||
| I think you said the opposite, too. | ||
| I think you said white people did not get a vote. | ||
| Hillary Clinton lost fair and square despite massive fraud. | ||
| Trump just landslid her ass. | ||
| Wait, so she did steal. | ||
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| No, she lost. | ||
| But Joe Biden lost by probably 20 million votes, folks. | ||
| But here's their problem. | ||
| I've talked to so many experts, which my head's spin. | ||
| Fake experts. | ||
| They only got so many dead people and so many people moved out of the district that they're going to ride in those mail-in ballots. | ||
| They only got so much ammo. | ||
| They almost stole Texas. | ||
| They almost stole Florida in 2020 and 2022. | ||
| But you see the Democrats going up like this. | ||
| The Republicans are right above them. | ||
| And all of a sudden, you see them put everything in. | ||
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Bloop, bloop. | |
| But it isn't enough. | ||
| And they run out. | ||
| Like an eel be popping. | ||
| Then it goes parabolic. | ||
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Bloop, bloop. | |
| They throw everything in. | ||
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We got them. | |
| Bloop, bloop. | ||
| Didn't make it. | ||
| Barely. | ||
| He does that sound a bunch more. | ||
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I've gotten tired of it yet. | |
| So, I just find this to be so stupid. | ||
| Like, the idea that they'd run out of ammo. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Why? | ||
| What are we talking about? | ||
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There are so many dead people. | |
| What are you talking about? | ||
| I'll tell you this. | ||
| There are more dead people than alive people. | ||
| You can't run out of dead people. | ||
| You cannot run out of dead people. | ||
| There's a bunch. | ||
| What are you going to have out bad? | ||
| Also, like, I refuse to believe that there's a scenario where these people have this such an elaborate way to rig elections and steal votes and all these dead people's names in the... | ||
| Bulk magnitude that Alex is talking about. | ||
| And they're like, fuck, we ran out of dead people. | ||
| Nothing we can do. | ||
| Nothing we can do. | ||
| So dumb. | ||
| We thought we had rigged this election. | ||
| You know, the problem is, that's the thing. | ||
| You know, dictators, they win with 97% of the vote because even if you've got a landslide, he still wins with like 65%. | ||
| That's how good you are at rigging elections. | ||
| You never risk like a fucking, oh, 49.5? | ||
| I'm fucked now. | ||
| I can't be a dictator. | ||
| Somebody hit the bloop button. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| So we got some big guns. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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Still? | |
| Well, nope. | ||
| Turns out we don't. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This is dumb. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I was going to do this tonight, but two hours is not enough. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| So tomorrow, I've got a bunch of big guests on, whistleblowers, insiders, you name it. | ||
| And I keep saying the biggest COVID developments just came out because they just keep getting bigger. | ||
| But absolute government documents from DARPA are now public, released by Congress just last week. | ||
| That the U.S. government created COVID-19 years ago, years before they released it, and that it is a sterilant and it does cause cancer and it does turn off your immune system. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean, just unbelievable information. | ||
| I mean, I'm like pinching myself that I'm in a real universe on air talking about this, and it's like this weird thing. | ||
| They're committing these giant, insane mass murder crimes that make Hitler blush and Mao Zedong blush. | ||
| And Stalin blush. | ||
| And Lenin blush. | ||
| And Pol Pot blush. | ||
| And Nero blush. | ||
| And Ramsey's the first blush. | ||
| And Herod blush. | ||
| And Pol Pot blush. | ||
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Again. | |
| Wait, how did we get back to Pol Pot? | ||
| And Genghis Khan blush. | ||
| And Tilda Hun blush. | ||
| That was like a rollercoaster through the past. | ||
| And then we went back up. | ||
| And it's really going on. | ||
| It's in Lancet medical journals. | ||
| I've done a lot of research on this. | ||
| That's not true. | ||
| So Alex doesn't have these documents, and they probably don't exist. | ||
| He's just reporting on some shit talk that Tom Renz did recently, claiming that he has these unclassified documents, which he naturally hasn't produced. | ||
| For those who don't remember, Renz is the guy who kept failing the bar and then passed just before COVID hit and decided to become a COVID lawyer. | ||
| That's the way you do it. | ||
| He's made extravagant claim after extravagant claim, all without proof and all going nowhere. | ||
| When his shit talk doesn't materialize into anything. | ||
| He just moves on with a new, splashy attention-grabbing stunt like this, and the cycle begins all over again. | ||
| We've seen this happen at least... | ||
| Two or three times just on Alex's show. | ||
| Renz is the very definition of full of shit, and anything attached to his name is a write-off for me immediately. | ||
| If he were serious, he could just release these alleged documents in full instead of making the rounds on conspiracy bullshit shows like Alex's to talk shit about having them without putting them out. | ||
| He'll probably never release them because they either don't exist or they don't say what he claims, so the image of these unclassified documents only holds power as long as he has them and you don't. | ||
| The second anyone else can review this shit, the entire game falls apart. | ||
| Alex isn't covering this on the show today because there's nothing to cover except that a shit-talking idiot talked some shit. | ||
| Alex has pretty much used up the material he has from that, so now he's just hyping up that he's going to do an interview with this idiot on the next day's show. | ||
| He's going to talk to Tom Rents tomorrow. | ||
| Yeah, great. | ||
| So, big bombshell. | ||
| I would say this. | ||
| I would prefer to know who's relieved. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Pol Pot. | ||
| Blush. | ||
| But who is out there going like, whoo, guess what? | ||
| I'm off the hook. | ||
| Who's relieved by how awful this person is? | ||
| You'd think all of those people, right? | ||
| I mean, that would be the idea, right? | ||
| But it seems like if they're blushing, they're like, if only I had the courage to commit atrocities on this level. | ||
| Is that what you think of when you hear it would make them blush? | ||
| I mean... | ||
| In terms of the specific people we're describing. | ||
| See, because I always imagine it as like, I could never. | ||
| Sure, no, no. | ||
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| I mean that in context with other human beings, you would say that. | ||
| But I feel like if you're blushing and you're Hitler, you're like, oh, if only I could do that. | ||
| It's interesting. | ||
| We hear things different ways. | ||
| Because I think it's still just the same as normal people. | ||
| I'm still trying to inhabit the spirit of Hitler this season. | ||
| You and a lot of Alex's guests. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| So, Trump, they're going to kill him, apparently. | ||
| This is the new narrative. | ||
| They're going to kill Trump. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| That would be news. | ||
| Well, here's how they're going to do it. | ||
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Okay. | |
| The talking point the last month is Trump is Hitler. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But the new talking point is, oh, he's going to die next year. | ||
| And it's all over CNN, MSNBC. | ||
| ABC, I've got all the articles. | ||
| The new talking point is, well, he's going to die of a heart attack, which means they're going with poisoning or a stroke. | ||
| But Trump's already wily. | ||
| He sends his aides randomly to buy hundreds of bags of food three times a day. | ||
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What? | |
| No, don't tell me that. | ||
| Wily. | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| A little randomly walk up at Mar-a-Lago that has a whole bunch of kitchens, five or six of them, and he's had employees for years. | ||
| He'll say, let me see the steaks. | ||
| Why would we let this person live? | ||
| I'll take that one right there, and he watches them cook it. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Trump's in a video game for his life, but it's a real video game. | ||
| Can you imagine that game? | ||
| I don't want to play that game. | ||
| I mean, please. | ||
| Game sucks. | ||
| Somebody stop the game. | ||
| That game's awful. | ||
| Somebody stop the game. | ||
| I'm going to play this game where I watch someone make a steak. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| I guess you've got to do something. | ||
| You know, for a storyline. | ||
| And I guess this is where Alex is going. | ||
| They already tried to poison him with the slow-acting Diet Coke scam. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So that didn't work. | ||
| We've already done this over and over again. | ||
| Do you know what I think? | ||
| They were going to fly a helicopter into his inauguration. | ||
| Here's what I truly believe. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| I truly believe this, all right? | ||
| It would be better, comparatively, like two options, all right? | ||
| Trump dies of completely natural causes. | ||
| Just coincidence. | ||
| He's old. | ||
| Old people die. | ||
| They do that. | ||
| Completely natural causes versus somebody assassinates him. | ||
| I think it is better for the world, in only these two scenarios, if somebody assassinates him. | ||
| If he dies of natural causes and nobody can prove somebody did it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Everybody is going to blame everybody. | ||
| It's going to be madness. | ||
| It will. | ||
| It would be absolute insanity. | ||
| I'm not saying it would be better for him to be assassinated, but I am going to say that you are correct, that if he died of natural causes, it would be assassination to a lot of people. | ||
| It would be assassination to everybody for every different reason, and it wouldn't be... | ||
| Let me tell you this. | ||
| Not to me. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I mean, it would be hilarious. | ||
| I wouldn't think it was assassinations. | ||
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So funny. | |
| Like you're saying, people die old age. | ||
| He's not in great health. | ||
| Sure, absolutely. | ||
| Listen to the story that we just heard. | ||
| That man should die of natural causes. | ||
| He gets tons of bags of food. | ||
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I mean, at the end of the day, today, he should die of natural causes. | |
| So Alex goes on longer about this, and he explains that Trump gets like... | ||
| A hundred people to go get fast food. | ||
| And then he randomly selects a bag. | ||
| How is he still alive? | ||
| Well, he's only eating one of the bags. | ||
| It's just food waste, the rest of them. | ||
| That's not the point. | ||
| He's only eating a shit ton of weird fast food. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| But he has to, because otherwise he's going to poison it. | ||
| He's being poisoned! | ||
| Oh, okay, fine. | ||
| So we got geopolitics. | ||
| Alex is really hitting all the main quadrants here. | ||
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Just going for it. | |
| And so we got some geopolitical news. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Some of the people that Alex thinks are cool. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| When you think of somebody going to hell, you think Mitt Romney. | ||
| He's who you don't want to be. | ||
| I should clarify. | ||
| Mitt Romney said some bad things about Vivek. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so Alex is pissed off at him. | ||
| So if you say bad things about Vivek. | ||
| Hell. | ||
| Yeah, you're going to hell. | ||
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Hell. | |
| You don't want to be like this guy. | ||
| Hellfire, nope. | ||
| Pathetic. | ||
| Absolute joker. | ||
| But when you think of victory, think of Gert Wilders, who's been physically attacked more than ten times, who's been exposing Islamic invasion. | ||
| Conservative Freedom Party marks stunning victories in Dutch election. | ||
| They are now going to be the majority party. | ||
| They're forming a government. | ||
| And he'll be the leader of the Netherlands. | ||
| So in one week, Argentina goes to an anti-globalist and the Netherlands goes to an anti-globalist. | ||
| If I play the speeches, he sounds like me. | ||
| He's not copying me. | ||
| He sees the same enemy. | ||
| I got Viktor Orban. | ||
| His party's now 60% of the parliament. | ||
| You know what that means? | ||
| You're building an axis of evil? | ||
| Because you make deals. | ||
| No. 60% of the parliament is beyond a supermajority. | ||
| No, it's not! | ||
| It's a gigantic majority. | ||
| It is a mandate. | ||
| It is a landslide. | ||
| It is powerful. | ||
| Look at this Viktor Orban quote from the longer speech that's on Infowars.com. | ||
| Brussels model for Europe leads to chaos. | ||
| We don't want to be hashtag Soros debt slaves. | ||
| We don't want to live in a zone. | ||
| Of gang wars, and we don't want to live in a world of migrant ghettos. | ||
| It's time for a change in Brussels, meaning the EU world government. | ||
| Yeah, so you're right. | ||
| They're basically putting together an international cabal of shitheads. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| They're, I mean, globalists. | ||
| But of a different stripe. | ||
| So Geert Wilder's party, the PVV, won 37 seats in the Netherlands, but that's not enough to have a majority. | ||
| He's going to need to form a coalition with other parties in order to get anything done. | ||
| And in order to do that, he's going to need to tone down some of these extreme positions, some of which are completely illegal. | ||
| Like his desire to ban mosques or make owning a Quran illegal. | ||
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Sure. | |
| This is directly in opposition to the Dutch Constitution, so a lot of the stuff that Alex really likes Wilder's for is stuff he's not going to be able to follow through with. | ||
| At least not now. | ||
| No. | ||
| Further, the most likely candidates for parties that he could form coalition governments with have hard lines that go against his agenda. | ||
| For example, all of his best options are staunchly opposed to his Nexit plan to get out of the EU. | ||
| And if he can't get the Netherlands out of the EU, there's no way he can legally push for his agenda to push out immigrants from the country. | ||
| That does make things difficult, on account of he's part of the thing that they live in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Geert Weidler's really, really sucks. | ||
| And it's a tragedy. | ||
| He's back in something of a position of power. | ||
| But at least for the time being, he's going to have a really difficult time getting any of the awful stuff he wants to do done with the current makeup of that government. | ||
| But this is pretty clearly Alex's political alignment. | ||
| Orban and Wilders are good. | ||
| Mitt Romney's going to hell. | ||
| Battle lines. | ||
| Very strange. | ||
| I don't understand. | ||
| I mean, I understand it. | ||
| I understand it. | ||
| But it doesn't make real sense to me to align with somebody with another country's... | ||
| Crazy. | ||
| Like, you don't know. | ||
| Like, Alex doesn't know what's really going on. | ||
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No. | |
| And there's a different kind of crazy. | ||
| Like, everybody's got a different flavor of crazy, and you're just jumping onto that train. | ||
| You don't know what flavor of crazy you're really dealing with. | ||
| No, but you're banking on, you put together enough crazy. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And it's going to be chaotic enough to overthrow the international cooperation that we have now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that's all that's really important, is undoing the progress that's been done since World War II. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's kind of the agenda. | ||
| It's not going great. | ||
| It's annoying. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| But what about Putin, though? | ||
| Is he in this alignment? | ||
| I don't think so, because he's not crazy enough, strangely. | ||
| No, he is. | ||
| Well, I mean, he is in the alignment. | ||
| Whether or not he's crazy enough, he is. | ||
| But Alex says he's not. | ||
| He's like, I'm not really a Putin guy. | ||
| And so when Putin says we're fighting the Nazis and the Azov battalions, that was true. | ||
| It's a fact. | ||
| It's not like I'm for Putin or against Putin. | ||
| It's just I'm for truth. | ||
| And so I'm looking at that and saying, okay, that's true. | ||
| And so you've got areas in eastern Ukraine that are 99% Russian. | ||
| And as you go further west towards Poland and the rest of it, it's more like 50% Russian. | ||
| But it's mainly Russian. | ||
| 70% or so. | ||
| Ukrainian is Russian. | ||
| Wait, are you saying that borders are imaginary? | ||
| There's little differences. | ||
| It's like Mexicans that live next to Texas. | ||
| Like borders don't mean anything? | ||
| They speak Spanglish. | ||
| They speak in Spain. | ||
| But it's Russian. | ||
| And so, NATO and the U.S., our hijacked government, the same ones that dissolved our borders, they're shipping fentanyl in, they're trying to cut our sons, they're not trying, they're succeeding, cut our sons' penises off. | ||
| That same group has been shelling and attacking eastern Ukraine and southern Ukraine. | ||
| And so five years ago, Vladimir Putin said, screw this, and came into their only deepwater port in the Black Sea and took it over. | ||
| In southern Ukraine. | ||
| That's what you're going with? | ||
| Ukraine. | ||
| Is now this major war zone, this major proxy war, this hybrid war. | ||
| I wonder why. | ||
| And so now we know. | ||
| We knew it back at the time. | ||
| Putin went in, he said, I don't want the whole country. | ||
| I just want these areas. | ||
| I want you to agree to disband them. | ||
| Wait, he does want territory? | ||
| He wants territory now. | ||
| They didn't do that. | ||
| He said he didn't. | ||
| And our own media denied that that was what Putin wanted. | ||
| That was Putin's objective, even though it was the public objective. | ||
| Well, now Kiev's top member of parliament, who is the head of Zelensky's party, says Ukraine conflict could have ended in the spring of 2022. | ||
| We have a video of it, but it's in... | ||
| Russian slash Ukrainian. | ||
| I'm not going to play it here, but we'll show you B-roll. | ||
| Oh my. | ||
| So Alex is a delusional liar, pretending that he's not for Putin while literally taking the Russian line on every single aspect of the conflict in Ukraine. | ||
| Absolute madness. | ||
| It's a pathetic charade, but it's nothing new. | ||
| That said, the news that he's covering is that David Arakamiya, the head of Zelensky's party, said that Putin offered to end the invasion in the spring of 2022 if Ukraine agreed to stop trying to become part of NATO. | ||
| Alex is using the detail that an offer was made to end the invasion to make the argument that Zelensky is at fault for the war continuing but Alex is not giving the audience any context like what Arakamiya actually said in the interview sure like the part about how Zelensky could not have agreed to Sure. | ||
| Does seem like that's important. | ||
| There is no and there was no trust in the Russians that they would do it. | ||
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No, but you gotta believe them! | |
| Right. | ||
| Their dealings have been honest in the past. | ||
| There is no reason to believe that this was a sincere deal. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| And it was a deal that would require Ukraine to violate their own constitution. | ||
| Plus, Putin was absolutely not going to cede back the territory that Russia had annexed. | ||
| So, a ceasing of the invasion meant giving up these lands that were illegally taken from them. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway, Alex's audience could learn a little bit more about this, but the reality doesn't work in favor of the Russian narrative of the war, so Alex doesn't care to take the time to go over this guy's real comments. | ||
| Just create a false perception of it and move on. | ||
| I'll tell you what. | ||
| The war could have ended almost immediately if somebody had just murdered Putin. | ||
| Or if he hadn't done it. | ||
| It's very stupid to pretend otherwise. | ||
| Yeah, if he hadn't done it. | ||
| It's so pretend. | ||
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It wouldn't happen. | |
| It's so insane. | ||
| It's so insane. | ||
| So, um, this, uh, the... | ||
| Don't join NATO. | ||
| Otherwise, I won't be able to keep stealing your stuff. | ||
| And that's a bummer. | ||
| Yeah, that's a real bummer for me. | ||
| So, Alex, um, he has an interesting take on this comment that Arkhamia made. | ||
| He was in an interview, a TV interview. | ||
| So this is what Alex's storyline that he's taken from this. | ||
| So why has the head of Zelensky's party come out and said, we could have ended this and we shouldn't? | ||
| Because the State Department's telling Zelensky, all right, we lost, go ahead and quit. | ||
| Europe's not getting its gas. | ||
| Biden thought blowing up the pipeline would make the Russians give up. | ||
| They're making record money selling their stuff to India and China. | ||
| They're fossil fuels. | ||
| But this is all about the newest thing. | ||
| You know, oh, it's COVID. | ||
| And then it's global warming. | ||
| And now it's Israel and Hamas. | ||
| And they just move on to the next thing. | ||
| So we should be asking ourselves, what is the next thing going to be? | ||
| Stock market crashes. | ||
| Power outages they blame on Trump supporters. | ||
| They're already pre-programming that. | ||
| I don't know what they're going to pull. | ||
| I know what cards they've got. | ||
| They've got six or eight cards in their hand. | ||
| And they're going to play him! | ||
| These are the six or eight things I'm adept at lying about. | ||
| I was going to say, what a small hand! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex is entirely making this up, and he's getting basic details wrong. | ||
| David Arkami was absolutely not saying that Zelensky and Ukraine should have made that deal with Russia back then. | ||
| In fact, he's explicit that it would have been stupid to do that. | ||
| It would have been incredibly stupid. | ||
| Alex just skimmed a headline about part of Arkami's comment and then wrote his own little fantasy story in his head that he's now reporting to the audience as truth. | ||
| Alex is explicitly lying about Arkamiya saying that they should have taken the deal because that allows him to pretend that this is a signal that the U.S. government is trying to force out Zelensky, which is Alex's chosen narrative of the deal. | ||
| Just like how when the war started, Zelensky being on Putin's payroll was the chosen narrative of the day. | ||
| Just like how we're minutes away from being nuked by Russia because Ukraine won't capitulate has been the chosen narrative of so many other days. | ||
| This dynamic exists because for Alex, it's always about the next big thing. | ||
| He's constantly trying to wow and distract the audience from the fact that he's full of shit and he knows nothing, so he has to have non-stop new flashy things to wave in front of their faces. | ||
| Conversely, the things he's claiming are all the next big things for the globalists are real things that continue day in and day out and actually matter. | ||
| The situation in Israel may take up some of the press's attention that might have previously gone elsewhere, but it doesn't make the war in Ukraine any less real or less relevant. | ||
| Acknowledging the existence of climate change doesn't mean you have to forget about some other important thing, because humans can keep multiple things in your mind at the same time. | ||
| The narrative is the narrative, and that's all that's important. | ||
| The narrative today may directly contradict the narrative from yesterday, but that doesn't matter, because the audience is trying to immediately forget the past narratives when they're presented with some shiny new piece of bullshit that Alex is showing them. | ||
| Without this dynamic in place, Alex couldn't survive. | ||
| His game wouldn't work. | ||
| He would have listeners constantly shaking their heads saying, like, that's... | ||
| Makes no sense, based on what you said yesterday, until eventually they realized he's making all this stuff up to serve his immediate needs. | ||
| He'll distract you from your concerns about yesterday's narrative with flashy new bombshell revelations he has today, and then come tomorrow, he'll distract you from those with even newer and flashier and more bombshell things. | ||
| It's just a game that keeps on going. | ||
| It's very clear. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's interesting because it's the most common thing. | ||
| I would argue, is that human beings listen to narcissists. | ||
| And what's fascinating about that is that narcissists, by definition, think about themselves. | ||
| Right? | ||
| And so when they're talking, they're talking about the thing they think about all day, every day. | ||
| Themselves. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So when Alex is like, oh, they're always looking for the only person that he's... | ||
| Looking at all day, every day, is himself. | ||
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| The globalists are him. | ||
| They're him. | ||
| Psychologically, the motivations that they carry are the things that he fantasizes about. | ||
| And we have to know this at some level that if somebody is a narcissist, that's why we have the word for them to always be thinking about themselves. | ||
| And yet, the people who run everything are all that. | ||
| Well, you know, I think running big things takes confidence. | ||
| It does seem to help at the very least. | ||
| Maybe an unrealistic level of confidence. | ||
| Almost an absurd, pathological, earth-destroying level of confidence. | ||
| Yeah, so maybe that skews towards the folks who maybe have an inflated sense of self. | ||
| Yeah, we got issues. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex isn't for Russia. | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| I'm going to play you a video that Tucker Carlson talked about. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| In a big speech he gave last week, and this video is so poignant and so powerful, you notice if you look at the epaulettes on their uniforms, if you look at their uniforms, they're privates. | ||
| And the average age of these men is probably 60 years old. | ||
| Some look like they're 70. Some look like they're 45 or 50. And they've got this Ukrainian dancer, sing to them what heroes they are. | ||
| All right, they're Ukrainians. | ||
| They've been ordered up. | ||
| They're there. | ||
| And look at them. | ||
| They know they're dead men walking for a fraud. | ||
| They know their families will be put in prison. | ||
| They know they'll be put in jail. | ||
| They know if they don't go join this meat grinder that this is going to happen. | ||
| So this is Zelensky, the cokehead gay prostitute. | ||
| That's what he is. | ||
| Totally compromised. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Is siphoning off money from the war effort. | ||
| Money laundering. | ||
| And then this woman comes out and sings to them. | ||
| About how great they are with a siren song of their death and their destruction. | ||
| We're going to come back from break. | ||
| We're going to play this clip. | ||
| That Tucker Carlson's talked about, so I've got to cover it. | ||
| Very poignant. | ||
| I've studied epaulets. | ||
| This is the starkest example of just how much of a coward and a pathetic one Alex really is. | ||
| It's because of all the things that should never be in question. | ||
| As if somebody's invading you. | ||
| And you see a 60-year-old man fucking picking up a rifle again to fight for his goddamn homeland. | ||
| That's at the very least a courageous thing to do. | ||
| Well, let me say this. | ||
| Later, Alex does say that these are real men. | ||
| But that's only in service of insulting people for immigrating and trying to flee as refugees. | ||
| I mean, yeah, what are you fucking talking about? | ||
| He does say that they're better than refugees. | ||
| Absolutely no one should be able to look at that and not go, at least that's worthy of respect and honor. | ||
| I mean, fuck me. | ||
| But he has to impugn them because he is not pro-Russia. | ||
| Right, but I mean, that is such the most cowardly thing you can do, is not recognize courage. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, sure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think, well, I don't know. | ||
| I think there's more cowardly things. | ||
| But yeah, it's a shitty thing. | ||
| It's an out-of-sync kind of thought process. | ||
| So look, he's not in favor of Putin. | ||
| Putin goes in, and now almost two years later, they've just annihilated the NATO forces, annihilated everything they're going to send in. | ||
| And that's what Putin said. | ||
| He said, just bring your weapons, we're going to burn them. | ||
| Just bring it all here. | ||
| Let's get this over with now. | ||
| We're going to burn it all. | ||
| So they actually walked into Putin's trap. | ||
| And I can say in the final equation, Putin set the trap. | ||
| They walked nowhere. | ||
| And Napoleon Bonaparte and Hitler both got defeated in Russia. | ||
| NATO just got defeated in Russia. | ||
| They walked into Ukraine! | ||
| Here's the problem. | ||
| NATO already blew up the Nord Stream pipeline and did a bunch of other crazy crap. | ||
| They may give nuclear weapons to Kiev. | ||
| They're that crazy. | ||
| But most of smart money, including Henry Kissinger, is against ending this now. | ||
| That's why they've segued over into Israel and the Middle East trying to get a war going with Iran because they want distractions. | ||
| From the big global financial bubble that's imploding, they want to blame whatever's about to come on that. | ||
| None of this stuff is real to Alex. | ||
| It's all a smokescreen that some evil cabal in a back room somewhere is cooking up to play games for people's attention. | ||
| But Alex is a big smart boy, so he sees through it all. | ||
| The Ukrainian invasion was about trying to create a war to distract from a financial bubble burst that didn't happen. | ||
| But now they need a distraction from the clearly coming bubble bursting, so they started another war in Israel to try and spread with Iran. | ||
| Leaving aside how much that contradicts tons of narratives and storylines Alex has preached to the audience over the past few years, this is just disrespectful. | ||
| The people of Ukraine have no real agency. | ||
| Putin invaded them, and then the globalists tricked them into standing up for themselves so they could distract Alex's audience from the bubble burst that didn't happen. | ||
| Ha ha, you fell into my trap when I invaded you. | ||
| What a trap. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There was no actual pride or connection to their homeland that made them want to fight back. | ||
| It was purely being conned by Alex's imaginary enemies. | ||
| And there's no actual... | ||
| This is just another globalist trick, trying to get Alex's audience off the scent. | ||
| Do you know what? | ||
| This has bothered me so much, and it's kind of been a struggle to really understand why this specifically has bothered me so much. | ||
| And it is because the only jingoistic... | ||
| Fucking nationalistic, border-loving shit that I have ever enjoyed was goddamn Red Dawn. | ||
| And this is Red Dawn! | ||
| Wow. | ||
| This is Red Dawn! | ||
| This is Red Dawn! | ||
| And Alex... | ||
| It's anti-Wolverine. | ||
| Do you get that? | ||
| That is unacceptable shit. | ||
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| But he's also pro-Empire in Star Wars. | ||
| He's always on the wrong side of this shit. | ||
| Maybe the Empire's good. | ||
| Darth Vader's great. | ||
| I do think that on that tip, there are more fun impressions. | ||
| On the bad side in Star Wars than on the good side. | ||
| Alex isn't going to do a Jar Jar Binks. | ||
| He's going to do a Darth Vader. | ||
| And again, far more cartoony, fantasy-like, as opposed to Red Dawn, where you knew the guys. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But trying to view the world the way Alex is, through that lens, is just... | ||
| An exercise in futility. | ||
| You're never going to be able to understand a single thing that you see or anything that happens in the world because there's always got to be a secret attempt to achieve some other tangential evil goal going on. | ||
| This is at the core of the kind of conspiratorial thinking that fuels things like QAnon and ultimately Alex's career. | ||
| Nothing exists as it appears. | ||
| There's a secret dimension to everything that normal people aren't smart enough to see. | ||
| Nothing exists except as a piece of a much larger, entirely convoluted plot, the specifics of which are constantly changing. | ||
| That's just dumb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's dumb. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I worry, like, I worry if you were to enter Alex's unconscious mind, it would actually be pure. | ||
| Wherein it's like, hey, listen, I let that other guy talk. | ||
| But in here, nothing is real. | ||
| Right. | ||
| There is no truth. | ||
| It's safe here. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Like, this is where his mind is retreated. | ||
| Alex is completely compartmentalized. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
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| He is actually... | ||
| A bodhisattva, but only in one place, and you can't hear him talk. | ||
| That almost makes me a little bit more, like, that's aspirational. | ||
| To completely wall off reality? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There is something to be said. | ||
| So Alex plays that clip of the people he's determined are privates in the Ukrainian army. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| And man, he's just not pro-Putin. | ||
| So you've got 36 million Russians. | ||
| That's Ukrainians. | ||
| They're Russians. | ||
| In fact, they're like the original pedigree of the Russians. | ||
| They're like, you could say, oh, those are the real Russians. | ||
| You've got the Russians fighting hundreds of millions of Russians. | ||
| And they're like, they got some woman dancing and singing them a song, how great they are. | ||
| And they know, we're just here so Zelensky can snort more cocaine. | ||
| And so NATO can think they're beating Russia. | ||
| Gotten stronger. | ||
| Russia's making more money, more oil, more gas, making all these deals. | ||
| But of course, at the higher level, the globalists know that. | ||
| Just like they got Israel to stand down and let the Hamas attack happen, and then they had the media allow all the horrible stuff Israel did out on purpose to set Israel up as well. | ||
| Any idiot can see that. | ||
| Israel could have not done it? | ||
| But not the delusional people running Israel, not the Ukrainian leadership. | ||
| I predict Zelensky's going to end up dead or in prison. | ||
| 90% chance. | ||
| 10% chance he runs off to some other country, like the U.S., Miami or something. | ||
| He's already bought a big palace there. | ||
| But he's done. | ||
| He's done! | ||
| I predict he's a Ukrainian hero for the rest of history and that he joins NATO. | ||
| I think there is a chance. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So I guess Alex's preferred state of affairs is that the media doesn't cover it when Israel commits atrocities. | ||
| Like, is that what he wants? | ||
| If you say those words out loud, either you think them and you believe them or you're an insane person. | ||
| Well, because covering them seems to be a globalist trick to set Israel up. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| What does he actually want? | ||
| It's pretty fucked up to think about. | ||
| He just wants no one to talk about it. | ||
| I get that people don't recognize this, I suppose, but part of Hamas' plan is that if we do this... | ||
| Israel's going to commit a genocide and then people cannot look away from Israel committing a genocide the way they have been doing quietly for such a long time. | ||
| That's part of the game. | ||
| This is the beginning of the end of Israel as an independent state because you can't commit a genocide in public. | ||
| It's a real bummer for people who want to trade with you. | ||
| And Alex seems to think that it's a plot to set Israel up to cover... | ||
| What Israel is doing. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| No, Hamas was setting Israel up because, here's the reality, Israel could have not committed a genocide. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| So, that's what they could have chosen not to do, and instead they did that. | ||
| But you see, Alex isn't even dealing with things on the terms of the agency of these actors. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Which is weird. | ||
| Right, it is weird. | ||
| It is weird. | ||
| But he seems like a straight shooter, kind of neutral on the Russia-Ukraine issue. | ||
| Pretty right down the middle. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| All you have to do is give them territory. | ||
| Like I said at the beginning, they didn't want. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Just do everything that I said they didn't want. | ||
| Just let them do whatever they want. | ||
| Just don't join NATO now, because five years from now, we won't take more territory. | ||
| That's just, we'll agree to not do it. | ||
| That was another thing that Zelensky's politician guy, Arakamiya, said, was about, like... | ||
| Yeah, we make this deal, and then they come back five years later when we're not prepared, and they're more prepared. | ||
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Yeah, what are we talking about? | |
| Yeah, what are we doing? | ||
| Like, this is ridiculous. | ||
| We win now. | ||
| We know what happens. | ||
| We win or die now. | ||
| This is the end. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, Alex gets lost in a fantasy about these Ukrainian soldiers in this video. | ||
| Sure, these pretend... | ||
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Okay. | |
| ...that he knows nothing about, but he's obsessed with looking at their faces and seeing sadness. | ||
| It's very weird. | ||
| He has a lot of flights of fancy. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So now they've gone and gotten all the veterans who are like, okay, I'm not going to not follow an order. | ||
| I'm going to go fight the Russians. | ||
| And they know they're being fed directly into a meat grinder so that every artillery shell and every javelin missile that is shipped in there by NATO, Zelensky and Biden and the rest of them get a cut of that. | ||
| They're cannon fodder. | ||
| Food for cannons. | ||
| They know Russia won. | ||
| And they're sitting there going, well, I got grandkids and I own a business here and I'm going to go get killed for them and at least my wife and grandkids and everybody else still have the business. | ||
| Literally, because they've got a news article. | ||
| Well, I know I'm going to die, but they'll take our family business if we don't do this. | ||
| So these are real men, actually. | ||
| Put them up. | ||
| They didn't run away like a million plus Ukrainian men to the West. | ||
| A million pluses in the news have run to Europe or the U.S. These guys are like, alright, we'll follow the orders. | ||
| We're going to go die next week into a Russian military trap so Zelensky can dance around in a leather outfit and high heels and play the piano with his penis. | ||
| That would be fun to watch. | ||
| Nothing against gay people, but we've got to die so a dude can play a piano with his penis. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| I'm going to tell you something right now. | ||
| There is nothing to do with human sexuality when it comes to playing a piano with your penis. | ||
| That's just good fucking fun. | ||
| I wish I had episodes of Alex's show when puppetry of the penis was a big hot topic. | ||
| Oh man, they made it look like different stuff! | ||
| God, it would have been so fucking funny to see how freaked out. | ||
| Just the skull with cum on it was enough to make him... | ||
| That was good. | ||
| That was pretty good. | ||
| Imagine people actually holding penises in public. | ||
| The end of human society! | ||
| So do you know at all what he's talking about? | ||
| No clue. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, I mean, there's something he's talking about? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| So there, like, Zelensky used to be, you know, a comedian. | ||
| He was on a TV show. | ||
| Yeah, he was on a TV show where he played the president and then became a president. | ||
| Right. | ||
| In, like, some of his sketch comedy, there was a bit where he played the piano with his... | ||
| Dick or balls. | ||
| That's awesome. | ||
| So he's standing behind a piano, and his hands are up, and he's playing the piano. | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| It's a bit. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| And so in 2016... | ||
| You can have a player piano. | ||
| It doesn't need to be his dick. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| He's not actually doing it. | ||
| He's not actually doing it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| In 2016, at some, like, event... | ||
| He redid this bit. | ||
| The bit, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because it was a very famous bit from his career. | ||
| John Cleese would do the dead bird bit. | ||
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Or the funny walk. | |
| Absolutely. | ||
| Ministry of funny walks. | ||
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Totally, yeah, yeah. | |
| Yeah, it's kind of like that. | ||
| And so that's what Alex is saying. | ||
| All gay people do. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| I wish all gay people played the piano with their penises. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| I have no problem with that. | ||
| If that was like a stereotype that held. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| It's just ridiculous. | ||
| I was taken very aback by that. | ||
| Why do we have to fight so gay people can play piano? | ||
| I thought that was just a thing that people were saying now. | ||
| Okay, alright. | ||
| I realized at that point how long it had been since we did an episode when I heard that. | ||
| I was like, what the fuck? | ||
| What the fuck is... | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| So Alex is... | ||
| He continues this thought, not the piano thought, but the thought of like, we go to war for these people and their power. | ||
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Right, right, right. | |
| And then he gets into a really familiar story that just... | ||
| It's so weird to me. | ||
| We've got to die so that Chuckie Schumer can feel powerful. | ||
| And so that... | ||
| Blinken, the Secretary of State can go and like sit around a table and feel powerful. | ||
| I'll never forget a New York Times article, which I don't believe the New York Times, but it was in a bunch of articles. | ||
| I told somebody that was there. | ||
| One of the top neocons, his name will pop in my head in a minute, Richard Perle. | ||
| In like 19, no, it was 2004. | ||
| So a year into the Iraq War. | ||
| Just killed another million Iraqis with starvation of war. | ||
| And he walked up to some hot reporter and said, you know, he weighs 500 pounds, huge black circles around his eyes. | ||
| He thought it would impress a woman to say to her, he goes, you know, I kill a lot of people. | ||
| You can read the article. | ||
| He goes, I kill a lot of people. | ||
| That was back when the New York Times was totally controlled. | ||
| He goes, you know, I kill a lot of people. | ||
| I'm powerful. | ||
| Right after the Iraq war is when the New York Times... | ||
| And the woman began to basically become sick. | ||
| Imagine how disconnected... | ||
| Pull up Richard Perl's photo. | ||
| Is he even alive still? | ||
| Pull up Richard Perl's photo. | ||
| Imagine a man so disconnected, probably never even had sex with a woman, that he walks over at a cocktail party and says, you know, I've killed a lot of people. | ||
| Dude, you can't wipe your fat, disgusting ass. | ||
| You think women want a person that's killed a bunch of people? | ||
| Women want somebody that's protected people. | ||
| Not somebody that brags about how they killed people. | ||
| These people are degenerate scum. | ||
| They are trash. | ||
| They are the ultimate filth. | ||
| They are cowards. | ||
| But let me tell you what's worse, being us under their control. | ||
| I'm sick of them ruling us. | ||
| I'm sick of them in control of our destiny. | ||
| And I'm sick of them all. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at Richard Perl. | ||
| Bragging to women how many men he's killed. | ||
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You didn't kill anybody, you weak piece of filth! | |
| Good song. | ||
| I find Richard Pearl's politics more disgusting than him talking to a woman at a cocktail party. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what we're doing here. | ||
| Alex has told this story a thousand fucking times. | ||
| Why is he so obsessed with this story? | ||
| Yeah, I think... | ||
| I don't even know if it's true. | ||
| I would, out of pocket, pay somebody a nine-to-five... | ||
| Hit Alex Jones with a beach ball regularly job. | ||
| Just like, not too far away, just constant boom, boom, boom, so you could always hear the noise. | ||
| That's what I want. | ||
| That should be a job. | ||
| I feel like maybe, you know, we have some news of an offer of a settlement in the Sandy Hook cases. | ||
| Is there a task rabbit for that? | ||
| I feel like maybe, because I don't think he's going to, I don't know, I don't have any news or any inside information or anything, but it's my feeling that he probably won't accept that deal, because I know he wants to appeal. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So he doesn't want to agree to this settlement and then, you know, not appeal this up. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And, from what I understand, he can't pay eight... | ||
| Plus million dollars a year, as would be part of the settlement agreement that the families had offered. | ||
| And so maybe, in the renegotiation phase, beach ball. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| I appreciate the offer, because it is the most reasonable seeming offer that they could possibly make. | ||
| Ridiculously low compared to what the judgment is. | ||
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So reasonable. | |
| And he still can't take it. | ||
| Probably not. | ||
| And he still can't do it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| You know, what are you going to do? | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| I am interested to see how that plays out, because I was not expecting that offer. | ||
| That didn't seem like something that would be coming. | ||
| But then seeing that, and realizing the dynamics of what kind of position Alex is in, to agree to it or not, I'm like, this is going to be weird. | ||
| But, we will see. | ||
| Yeah, it is a gamble on, I think, their part, though. | ||
| If Alex takes it, then they lose pretty hard. | ||
| Maddie. | ||
| The families don't lose. | ||
| I mean, Maddie, specifically. | ||
| Well, but the other end of this, too, is that if there is no agreement reached ever, and he ends up liquidating InfoWars, there's a decent chance that there isn't even that money. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And there may be more money to be made for the plaintiffs. | ||
| By him staying on air or whatever, which is a tragic reality. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But also Richard Pearl's been married since 1977. | ||
| He has a child. | ||
| I just don't even know why this is a conversation. | ||
| Because he talks about Richard Pearl all the time. | ||
| Who's ever thought about Richard Pearl? | ||
| I think what is the most important thing that I have ever heard out of Alex's mouth is that immediately following the beginning of the Iraq War was when the New York Times was the most... | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| The most integrity-ridden... | ||
| It was uncontrolled. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
| That's an amazing thing to say. | ||
| I think that Alex just doesn't realize what he's saying sometimes. | ||
| He can't. | ||
| He needs to back up the credibility of this Richard Perle story, so he has to boost the credibility of the New York Times. | ||
| It could have been the Washington Post, but the New York Times is what showed up, and here we are. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| Yep. | ||
| Can't understand why he's told that story a million fucking times. | ||
|
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Amazing. | |
| Jordan. | ||
| Yes? | ||
| It is now time to enter the New World Order portion of the show. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| Let me get into the New World Order section of tonight's broadcast. | ||
| Is this a regular segment now? | ||
| Because the time we've got left, we've got some big interviews coming up Sunday night live, 6 p.m. Central, and just like 23 minutes from now, I mean, man, these clips are incredible. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| In fact, I'm mad at myself because I already know all this, and most of you know more than I do. | ||
| A lot of you know as much as I do. | ||
| Some of you don't know as much as I do. | ||
| Covers everybody. | ||
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I'm sitting here. | |
| I'm reading. | ||
| 100% of the people. | ||
| I mean, it's just like fantastic evil. | ||
| Humanity's over. | ||
| It's the end of humans. | ||
| We're going to euthanize everybody. | ||
| I mean, this is the sickest crap I've ever heard. | ||
| And then I've got to sit here and have a debate with you about whether it's going on or not? | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| These people run the show. | ||
| And I'm tired of him running the show. | ||
| I want to roll up my sleeves and stop this. | ||
| Because, look, we're going to have problems in the future. | ||
| No. | ||
| But I can deal with a boss hog that just wants to be the top dog. | ||
| I would still oppose boss hog. | ||
| But if Boss Hogg was promoting freedom and families and money and success, he just wanted to be in charge. | ||
| Then you're not opposing him. | ||
| That's the opposite of... | ||
| I'll oppose him, but I'm not going to risk my life to beat Boss Hogg. | ||
| You're not risking your life now. | ||
| Let's come in with the Waylon Jennings, Dukes of Hazzard intro. | ||
| Let's play the whole song next segment. | ||
| Good use of time. | ||
| But what I'm getting at here is... | ||
| This thing's anti-human. | ||
|
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Yeah, man. | |
| This is the New World Order section of the show. | ||
| This is the New World Order section. | ||
| And during the New World Order section of the show, we will be playing all of Weyland Jenny. | ||
| The entire Dukes of Hazzard song. | ||
| In entirety. | ||
| The extended version. | ||
| I just find it really fun. | ||
| It tickles me. | ||
| I do like it. | ||
| The idea that there is a New World Order section of the show, as opposed to the whole show, is you complaining about bullshit that isn't with the New World Order. | ||
| I like the idea of him, like... | ||
| Stepping up into a weird, more produced version of the show wherein there's... | ||
| That's what it should be. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it is. | ||
| Instead, it's in complaining about how everybody already knows the news he's going to cover in order to not have to then cover it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| There's a little bit like if John Oliver was just like, you know what? | ||
| I'm going to freestyle this one. | ||
| All these pre-prepared clips and all that stuff. | ||
| Nah, nah, nah, nah. | ||
| I just got to go off the dome. | ||
| Yeah, we'll do those tomorrow when I'm not... | ||
| It is time for the commentary section of the show. | ||
| I thought that's what you were always doing. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Not how we do it. | ||
| So, this shit's anti-human. | ||
| New World Order, right? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But there's another side that isn't. | ||
| And Alex is not into Putin. | ||
| This thing is a corporate takeover to turn us into, like, lab rats or factory farm creatures in their own words. | ||
| So I fundamentally love my ancestors, and I fundamentally love my family, and I fundamentally love our progeny and our future. | ||
| And I'm on Team Humanity, baby. | ||
| And I'm like, man, you have fundamentally pissed me off. | ||
| You have fundamentally driven me to insane levels. | ||
| And I look at Russia, where they're outlawing transgenderism, where they're promoting having more kids, where they're promoting Christianity. | ||
| You say, oh, that's fake. | ||
| They don't really mean that. | ||
| That's a bunch of controlled CIA bullshit. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| They've already been sucked down for 80 years in the communist belly, and they somehow crawl back out of it, out the ass end, and then you want to sit there and look at them and say, they're the enemy. | ||
| I think Alex might have had a few drinks before the New World Order section started. | ||
| Yeah, it does seem like we're getting... | ||
| Took a little turn. | ||
| Bullshit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Hey, let's just be frank. | ||
| Russia's pretty cool. | ||
| Let's speak freely. | ||
| Man, you know, this is why we always need the, like, it's a wonderful life virtual reality dream. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Because I just, I want to be there when Alex is murdered by the Russians. | ||
| Like, he allows the Russians to take over, everything is going good, and then Alex fucks up, and then they murder him. | ||
| I want to be there to be like, ha ha, I told you so. | ||
| You want the Ghost of Future Past, or Future Future. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I have no idea, but that's what I mean. | ||
| The Ghost of Future Past is an X-Men movie. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
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Charles Dickens, X-Men, The Ghost of Future Past. | |
| It was weird that he sold out and did it next night. | ||
| That is a little weird for Charles Dickens. | ||
| It happens to the best of them. | ||
| I mean, Oliver Twist wasn't that far off. | ||
| True, true. | ||
| Mystique was in that. | ||
| I almost got a spit tank. | ||
| So this is stupid. | ||
| Alex loves Russia because they're bigoted in the right way. | ||
| Because they're bigots. | ||
| They're bigots who murder people than he thinks they're wrong. | ||
| He likes their bigotry. | ||
| So anyway, they're not an enemy. | ||
| But China is. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But also China is secondary to the real enemy, which is our own government. | ||
| Oh, so let's be clear. | ||
| China is a secondary enemy. | ||
| Compared to the bureaucracy and the pedophile deep state that runs our government that is so divorced from reality and so nihilistic that they want a 15-front war with everybody in the world because they have a right to rule over everybody. | ||
| And they don't. | ||
| So I've got... | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. I got like over 10 clips of them announcing world government, cashless society, controlling every aspect of your life last week. | ||
| Just right here. | ||
| Tony Blair, UN, world government, total control, everything you did. | ||
| I mean, just absolute celebration of war against humanity right here. | ||
| I was going to ask, folks, do you really like getting raped? | ||
| You really like being a slave? | ||
| You really like bending over to these people? | ||
| Because I sure don't. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| And I'm sad for all the dead Ukrainians and all the dead Russians. | ||
| I feel like you're not. | ||
| But I'm really glad to see people stand up against Klaus Schwab and NATO, aren't you? | ||
| Let's just be honest about that. | ||
| Let's just be honest about it. | ||
| I like Russia. | ||
| Is that what we're being honest about? | ||
| He had a few drinks. | ||
| Let's just cut the bullshit. | ||
| Let's just get rid of all this stuff. | ||
| Do we really want non-whites? | ||
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I'm sad that people are dead, but Russia invading is pretty fucking good. | |
| It's terrible, but you know what? | ||
| I really want Putin to have a little bit more land and money. | ||
| Also, let me be really blunt about something. | ||
| Whenever you hear Alex talking like that about all the information he's got, you're not going to get it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| And in fact, he does end up going to play clips eventually. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bye. | ||
| He speeds through them, kinda, and he misintroduces a couple. | ||
| And then doesn't address how he didn't play the clip he set up. | ||
| Ah, come on. | ||
| What, are you gonna nitpick? | ||
| A little sloppy at the end. | ||
| A little sloppy. | ||
| Man's having a day. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Alex, he has to psychoanalyze himself sometimes. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He has to think... | ||
| Why am I not playing the clips that I've said I'm going to play? | ||
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Right. | |
| Why? | ||
| Why am I somehow having a conversation with myself about a thing I don't do? | ||
| Right. | ||
| In front of a presumed audience. | ||
| In public. | ||
| Alright, I said I'd get to it. | ||
| We gotta go. | ||
| Skip the break. | ||
| We'll have more time. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| So I'll try to get to a bunch of these clips then. | ||
| I mean, it's nauseating to watch. | ||
| Here's my problem. | ||
| It's like a dog to vomit. | ||
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Yep. | |
| I've already watched all this repeatedly. | ||
| And so I realized, I've psychoanalyzed myself, why do I not want to play these clips? | ||
| That's the biggest live ever. | ||
| Why do I not want to cover these articles? | ||
| Because I've already read it four or five times. | ||
| I've already watched it three or four times. | ||
| And it's so disgusting to listen to Tony Blair. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| To listen to Klaus Schwab. | ||
| But we got Yuval Noah Harari. | ||
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're so smart, oh. | |
| Oh, humans are dead. | ||
| Humans are over. | ||
| Just lay down and die. | ||
| It's told in the stars. | ||
| It's the way it is. | ||
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Stop telling me my destiny, you sack of crap! | |
| Press the red button! | ||
| Quick! | ||
| Press the red button! | ||
| That's too good for you. | ||
| You're not a cockroach. | ||
| You're not a sack of feces. | ||
| You are pleasant. | ||
| You are... | ||
| Garbage. | ||
| You're the enemy. | ||
| And because you project the fact that you know you're a sack of garbage, you know you're a failure, you know you don't have vision or scientific understanding or a destiny for humanity, and you crap all over us and we're supposed to take it! | ||
| And I'm not going to take you anymore! | ||
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I'm not going to sit here and listen to you anymore! | |
| Damn you to hell! | ||
| With my last breath, I spit at you! | ||
| With every ounce of will I've got, I damn you! | ||
| We will go out the next hazard. | ||
| Last two minutes. | ||
| I would say, if I was a high school drawback coach, I would tell him to tone it down. | ||
| B-. | ||
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I would say it's a little bit big. | |
| You know what? | ||
| You know what the problem is? | ||
| Too much scenery left. | ||
| Yeah, a little insincere with the emotion that you're trying to evoke. | ||
| Also, let me psychoanalyze you. | ||
| You do this because you're not prepared and you have nothing to say about any of these clips. | ||
| You're just winging this shit. | ||
| Yeah, that would be a better psychoanalysis. | ||
| Oh, it's so disgusting. | ||
| I look at this stuff. | ||
| Oh, that's why I don't want to cover it. | ||
| No, you're unprepared. | ||
| Just admit it. | ||
| This is more compelling to the audience anyway. | ||
| Screaming these fake breakdowns about Yuval Noah Harari and faking crying. | ||
| Isn't that the idea? | ||
| Yes, that's what the show is. | ||
| Who? | ||
| That isn't related. | ||
| I know him personally, all that stuff. | ||
| I mean, what are you doing crying at him appearing places? | ||
| I mean, I know that lately he's not been super great. | ||
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Sure! | |
| In terms of some of his commentary. | ||
| Oh yeah? | ||
| Has he been a... | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| I'm only engaging with Alex's comments about him that has to do with his books. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And Alex is completely wrong. | ||
| Well, I mean, he hasn't read them at all. | ||
| Well, Alex's book would tell you that he's read those books. | ||
| Alex's book would tell another book things because it's the only one that can talk. | ||
| It was so weird how there was a blank page in Alex's book and then it said, let's listen to the Dukes of Hazzard theme song. | ||
| That I thought was strange. | ||
| That is just such good timing. | ||
| The fake breakdown, the little pause, and then the, oh yeah, we are going to listen to the books answered. | ||
| I mean, that really is, you just don't get that other places. | ||
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No. | |
| You just don't. | ||
| Comedians could learn from that timing. | ||
| They could. | ||
| It's accidental. | ||
| It's not something that Alex is in control of. | ||
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Right. | |
| But that timing is... | ||
| Primo. | ||
| There's a lot to learn from Alex when he's fucking up. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And nothing to learn from him when he's trying. | ||
| And especially nothing to learn from him when he's conveying information. | ||
| So anyway, instead of getting to these clips, he's gonna fake a breakdown. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| We're the problem, though. | ||
| I'm the problem. | ||
| You're the problem. | ||
| That we let people like this do this to us, and I say, no more, baby! | ||
| You want a war? | ||
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On this St. Christmas Day! | |
| But I tell you now, Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, Yuval Noharari, Peter Daszak, the Rothschild leadership, Larry Fink, Richard Pearl? | ||
| Richard Pryor? | ||
| Just make sure everybody knows who did this. | ||
| They've already cut off the fertilizer. | ||
| I'm sorry, what? | ||
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They've already cut off the fertilizer? | |
| It's stopping how bad it's going to get, but there's no stopping that it's going to happen. | ||
| So remember who took your food away. | ||
| Remember who took your gas away. | ||
| Remember who cut your medicine off. | ||
| Remember who started the war. | ||
| Remember who flooded your border. | ||
| Remember when a legal alien runs your kid over on the street. | ||
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Remember the New World Order did it. | |
| Remember, when they take everything you've got like they're doing to me, that's fine. | ||
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Good. | |
| I knew it was coming. | ||
| I love it. | ||
|
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I love it. | |
| I love every minute of it. | ||
| Because I'm getting so close to getting my hands around your neck. | ||
| You give me the guidance system to your heart. | ||
| I'm going to run that political sword right in you while you think you're taking me down, while your tentacles are sucking me dry and killing me. | ||
| I'm alive. | ||
| I'm running it in you. | ||
| And I'm going to run it in you again, just like Captain Ahab with Moby Dick. | ||
| And I'm going to go down with you, and you're never going to come back up again. | ||
| Because I was made to harpoon your ass. | ||
| I was made to get your ass. | ||
| I was made to take you down. | ||
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I was forged to come after you, and that's what I'm doing now. | |
| And you need to know that forever. | ||
| You need to understand who got you. | ||
| You need to understand who beat you. | ||
| We've already beat you, and you'll never get all the people, and you'll never succeed, and you're going to burn in hell. | ||
| Should we get to clips? | ||
| I feel like there was some real sincerity there as compared to the other fake crying. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I think the sincerity comes out in the, you remember who did this to you. | ||
| I was going to say, this is the drunken, violent fantasy. | ||
| That's very sincere. | ||
| But also the, I want credit. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| I changed the world. | ||
| I did this. | ||
| That is very true. | ||
| Just like, no one respects me, kind of. | ||
| Can't get no respect. | ||
| Dangerfield. | ||
| Boy, I would not want to be part of any world where that is like, yeah! | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| You know what I would like to be? | ||
| I would love to, like, man, okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Quantum leap. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Because I don't want to live this life. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But I would like to jump into the body of the board operator who's there, who's watching this and being like, this is good shit. | ||
| We're like, what are you thinking? | ||
| Who pressed the button? | ||
| What are you thinking legitimately while you're watching this? | ||
| Because he can't be alone in the studio. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Someone else is there. | ||
| I mean, I have to assume you hang your head? | ||
| No. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| Tuned out. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tuned out. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| There's nothing... | ||
| Filling out applications. | ||
| There's nothing that the human brain cannot equalize. | ||
| And this is just like, oh, he's, uh, yeah, okay. | ||
| Oh, Alex is on one again. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Writing down Sudoku answers. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| Did he get into the New World Order section of the show? | ||
| Yeah, he's absolutely playing Skyrim or something. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that's the best case scenario. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If he cares, that's sad. | ||
| That's a sad life. | ||
| And I'm talking either way. | ||
| In any direction. | ||
| Either way, part's a problem. | ||
| Because it would be so different. | ||
| If you cared in the direction of this is bad, you wouldn't be still there. | ||
| You wouldn't be still working there. | ||
| Unless it's some kind of really funny thing where it's your first day. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Talk about a fish out of water. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I just got this job on... | ||
| Ryan Reynolds, please! | ||
| He's got this job on Craigslist. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| This is bad. | ||
| Oh, not good. | ||
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Hey, boss, you okay, man? | |
| Listen, Nathan Fillion is a different kind of rookie. | ||
| I mean, just... | ||
| Not good. | ||
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No. | |
| No. | ||
| Bad workplace. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So like I said, Alex does eventually get to clips. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And most of it is meaningless. | ||
| He doesn't really even have commentary for it. | ||
| But then he plays a clip of the former New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Arden. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And I don't know what she's talking about because Alex doesn't have any context for this. | ||
| No context? | ||
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Great. | |
| He does complain about how she's a witch a bunch. | ||
| And so here's a little bit of that and how the show ends. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, they're literally, you have nothing to lose. | ||
| Here's what I want to say. | ||
| You have nothing to lose but resistance. | ||
| They're cutting your power off. | ||
| They're brainwashing your children. | ||
| Your borders are wide open. | ||
| They are at war with you. | ||
| And they put Governor Hochul and her up there, little weak women, because epigenetically, you see a woman, you think mommy. | ||
| Epigenetically is how you do that? | ||
| Not threatening. | ||
| It's a front, folks. | ||
| These are spokespersons for cold-blooded killers. | ||
| Like Mom. | ||
| Who decided to write us all off. | ||
| Well, I'm writing off Bill Gates, and I'm writing off Karl Schwab, and I'm telling them right now. | ||
| You tell them. | ||
| And I know they don't care because they're psychotic murderers. | ||
| They just love the satanic energy of killing people. | ||
| You're never going to get away with it, scumbags. | ||
| We know who you are. | ||
| All your efforts have failed. | ||
| Try your AI. | ||
| We'll hit the streets. | ||
| We're already doing it. | ||
| And I just call the listeners to realize, it isn't words when I say how important you are. | ||
| It isn't. | ||
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Words. | |
| It's truth. | ||
| You are the answer. | ||
| You are the resistance. | ||
| You are the answer to 1984 tyranny. | ||
| You are 1776. | ||
| And I've said it a thousand times, and I'll say it again. | ||
| I don't know how all this is going to end, but if you want to fight, you better believe you got one. | ||
| This is a test of whose side you're on. | ||
| Finish with that witch. | ||
| To do so poses an equal threat to the norms we all value. | ||
| After all, how do you successfully end a war if people are led to believe the reason for its existence is not only legal but noble? | ||
| That's enough of her. | ||
| I'm going to end you with Waylon Jennings. | ||
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Sunday night live, 6 to 8 p.m. is coming up with special guests. | |
| Here's Waylon Jennings. | ||
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Just a good old boy. | |
| Oh my god. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| That is an amazing speak truth to power moment. | ||
| It does not get more movie style. | ||
| How can we believe in the war that we're going to cut to a song? | ||
| Enough of this witch. | ||
| Here's a honky tonk. | ||
| What a fucking dystopian reality that is. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Oh, Alex. | ||
| Bit of a journey. | ||
| Bit of a journey to go on through this episode. | ||
| A lot of coming to terms with liking Putin. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Which he'll pretend again tomorrow. | ||
| He didn't have the moment where he's like, I like that. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| It does feel weird. | ||
| It does feel like he has a resistance because there's a part of him that knows. | ||
| There's a part of him that knows. | ||
| Like, you'd have to be an idiot to not know. | ||
| You'd have to be an idiot. | ||
| Supporting Putin's a bad idea? | ||
| You'd have to be an idiot. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| I think that Alex just doesn't like being put in boxes. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I think that's more what it is. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Okay, it could be that he just doesn't want to be like, because then people say, I'm the pro-Russia guy. | ||
| Right, and he spent so long yelling, I'm not the pro-Russia guy! | ||
| It really is a long time. | ||
| I'm not a Russian agent! | ||
| It took a long time. | ||
| Yeah, so he did all that, and I think that he doesn't want to undo whatever he did with that. | ||
| And I mean, it took quite a bit for him to even be a Trump guy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, like, you know, attaching himself to... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Is a little tough. | ||
| Yeah, now he's a Trump guy and a Russian agent. | ||
| And apparently a big fan of Geert. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| A big fan of Orban. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| A weirdo in Argentina. | ||
| I mean, I just... | ||
| And that's also another thing. | ||
| It's like, I don't understand caring about who the Prime Minister of Netherlands... | ||
| If you're in Netherlands or if you're in the EU, those seem reasonable. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| But I also agree... | ||
| That it is worth concern that Geert Wilders is in any position of power. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| His agenda is not good for people. | ||
| I agree with you, but in terms of like... | ||
| World's leaders who have weird beliefs that are a cause for concern. | ||
| He's up there, but he is nowhere near top five. | ||
| Definitely nowhere near top ten. | ||
| What do we know about the leadership of Luxembourg, France? | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Do we know anything about that? | ||
| It's not long for this world if I have any say about it. | ||
| That's my only country. | ||
| That's what I'm taking back. | ||
| Because, ethnically, 80% Jordans. | ||
| Whoa. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I think, honestly, you're going to have a better pitch if you try to take over Jordan. | ||
| Quite frankly. | ||
| I think... | ||
| You might just walk in. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Come on! | ||
| Hey, come on! | ||
| And they're like, this is the first one of you we've ever seen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's... | ||
| Unlikely? | ||
| Probably smoother than Luxembourg, France. | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| So, we come to the end of this. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Good to be back. | ||
| It's great to be back. | ||
| Bunch of bullshit. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| I don't have any other summation than that. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Anyway, we'll be back with another episode. | ||
| But until then, and before that... | ||
| And it's true. | ||
| We have a website. | ||
| Indeed we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Yep, yep, yep, yep. | ||
| We'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZXClark. | ||
| I missed this clip. | ||
| Thank you, Dan. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Thank you for your concern. | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |
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