#866: November 1, 2023
In this installment, Dan and Jordan witness a tornado. Alex begins conflicted about his place in the right-wing propaganist scene but vows to never quit until God tells him he can, only to quit less than two hours later.
Nov. 3, 2023 - Knowledge Fight
02:07:17
Participants
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| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| College fight. | ||
| Need money. | ||
| Andy and Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy and Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
|
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I love your room. | ||
|
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Knowledge Fight. | |
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody! | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan! | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| I have a quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| My bright spot today, Jordan, is actually kind of a big one. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| And that is my work on a project is done. | ||
| Yes, it is. | ||
| I've been laboring in the lab, much like the singer of The Monster Mash, late at night. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Sitting in my lab, working on this. | ||
| True. | ||
| And so the book project of Alex's book is done. | ||
| Now... | ||
| We will be revealing that on Monday. | ||
| That will be on Monday, because there's still a little bit of editing tweets that I need to make sure and everything. | ||
| So I don't want to make everything fully public right now. | ||
| But it's a huge weight off my shoulders in terms of just like, is this ever going to be done? | ||
| Do you feel like you're walking through molasses when you have a project going like that? | ||
| And you're trying to also keep up the show itself. | ||
| I think that there's something to be said for, and I'm not perfect about this all the time, so I don't want to give anyone that conception, but there's something so much to be said for just keep going. | ||
| Just keep on moving, and you'll make the progress that you need to make as you go. | ||
| Now, there is one thing I will say publicly now. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| There are two prongs of this project that are new things. | ||
| One is that book thing. | ||
| Like I said, Talk about that on Monday. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Second thing, I have a substack. | ||
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Yes, you do. | |
| I've not announced this publicly yet, so might as well throw this out there. | ||
| I have started a substack that is free. | ||
| Obviously, I've never charged anything for this shit. | ||
| But I have a number of insights into Alex Jones and the business and all this stuff. | ||
| And I will be discussing some of them there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Honestly, here's what happened. | ||
| I realized that Substack sounded a lot like Stackies. | ||
| And I realized that Alex has those stacks of paper, and I thought that wordplay was really funny. | ||
| And so I tried to get Substackies at Substack. | ||
| I thought, like, if I could get that name... | ||
| It'd be great. | ||
| That would be so fun. | ||
| It would be great. | ||
| Unavailable. | ||
| Ah, naturally. | ||
| However, I did get Stackies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So I got Stackies.Substack.com. | ||
| And so that's there. | ||
| Not for nothing, there was a part of me that was unsurprised that you gave me the name of your Substack long before you had anything written for it. | ||
| I wanted to sit on it as soon as I had the idea for the name. | ||
| Sure, exactly. | ||
| And then I wanted to sort of feel out how the thing even works, like how posting something there works and all that. | ||
| There's one post that is up there now, so if people want to check that out and subscribe, they can do that. | ||
| I don't know exactly what the frequency of posting on that will be. | ||
| But there will be some content there periodically. | ||
| Anyway, I'm excited that a bit of this that has been sort of cooking in the background. | ||
| And, you know, we had a couple of Wednesdays where I would have liked to have a Sneaky Snake episode. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| And I couldn't because, you know, I'm trying to get a lot of these ducks in a row. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| And I didn't want to talk about it too much because that's the enemy of getting something done. | ||
| Oh, it can be. | ||
| And so I'm just thrilled to be on the other side. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, it's good. | ||
| It's fine that we can finally stop doing those interviews. | ||
| I'm good being done with them. | ||
| You're finished with the book project. | ||
| No, because there's another project that comes up with. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| Well, I mean, the new mission of destroying Alex Jones' career and everything that he's done, I mean, we are not done after one book. | ||
| He's got another book that just came out. | ||
| Oh, no, he does not. | ||
| Yes, he's got The Great Awakening. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| And, look. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's a lot of other things he's done. | ||
| There's other documentaries. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| There's the culmination of his life's work. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| There's so many things that need to be addressed. | ||
| At this point, genuinely, all of everybody's nonviolence aside, I think I would rather you killed me than did this to my career. | ||
| Just kill me, man. | ||
| Just fucking stab me in the throat so I'll be fine. | ||
| Now you're coming after my documentaries? | ||
| What next? | ||
| Oh, I thought you meant literally you as Jordan. | ||
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Your career. | |
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Oh, no, absolutely. | ||
| That never began and it will never end. | ||
| I do think that there is something that is false. | ||
| Far more threatening in trying to deconstruct and ruin someone's legacy. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| Just not while I'm alive. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Just fucking, come on! | ||
| Wait until I'm dead! | ||
| And no one deserves it more than one Alex Emmerich Jones. | ||
| What I want is to not experience consequences for the horrible things that I've done. | ||
| And I just feel like you're not letting me get away with that. | ||
| Well, I mean, the downside of it for me and even for how you're putting it is this isn't really a consequence. | ||
| No. | ||
| You know, I don't kid myself into thinking there will be, like, actual real-life intersection of, like, this is going to ruin him or anything. | ||
| But the information will be there, centralized and available. | ||
| And, you know, whatever impact that makes is what impact it makes. | ||
| It's not up to me to determine that. | ||
| It's up to me to determine... | ||
| Getting it done. | ||
| Yeah, and I think any opportunity for Alex to shake his fist once more in the sky and say, Dan did what now? | ||
| I think that'd be great. | ||
| I think that's always enjoyable. | ||
| It's fun to think about. | ||
| So what's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot is there's a new season of What It Happened Was, which is the podcast that Open Mic Eagle does. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it started this, and it is with... | ||
| Questlove, and they're covering the beginning of the Roots career. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Out in Philly. | ||
| It could not be more like catnip to me specifically. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| Like, open Mike Eagle, one of my favorites. | ||
| Questlove. | ||
| My all-time drumming hero. | ||
| All of this. | ||
| And esoteric, nerdy music trivia from people who care way more about weirdo jazz bands than you can imagine. | ||
| That's my shit, man! | ||
| That's my stuff! | ||
| I can't imagine what the making of Illidelph Half-Life was like. | ||
| I haven't even gotten there yet. | ||
| We're still on organics. | ||
| Four episodes still on organics, man. | ||
| Are they going to talk at all about whether they have any feelings? | ||
| about Jedi Mind Tricks. | ||
| Another Philadelphia-based... | ||
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They haven't said anything yet, but there's been a lot of... | |
| If you're looking for geographical product placement, it's there. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Cheese steak talk. | ||
| Not necessarily that, but people I came up with in Philly kind of talk. | ||
| We were rapping around the Liberty Bell, Love Park. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, you know, he went to performing arts school that was essentially fame. | ||
| Well, I don't think that there would have been a lot of overlap between The Roots and... | ||
| I think they would have been quite separate in terms of one being kind of jazz-influenced, backpack-ish kind of rap, and then the other being somewhat violent, horror-core, esoteric Muslim rap. | ||
| All right. | ||
| There are small differences. | ||
| And especially that early Jedi Mind Trick stuff. | ||
| A lot of that stuff is tough to go back and listen to. | ||
| There's a lot of... | ||
| Very socially unevolved positions. | ||
| Yeah, no, I mean, interesting stories that I hadn't even remembered. | ||
| Who else is from Philly? | ||
| Who else is from Philly? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Will Smith. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| As a rapper? | ||
| He came up in the Philly scene? | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| That makes sense? | ||
| That was just too... | ||
| It was unavoidable. | ||
| It was right there. | ||
| I couldn't not do it. | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know either. | ||
| I don't know who's... | ||
| I'm not a Philly... | ||
| Why would I know? | ||
| I don't rep Philly. | ||
| My old roommate was from Philly. | ||
| And I know that because we talk about it a lot. | ||
| We talk about it a lot. | ||
| It's a lot about Philly. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Alright. | ||
| People from Philly are like that. | ||
| They love talking about being from Philly. | ||
| People from most places love talking about being from where they're from. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Unless you're from the Chicago suburbs, in which case you like to talk about being from Chicago. | ||
| Hey, that's right. | ||
| That is right. | ||
| I was going to say that's not true, but I've brought up being from Missouri a fair amount. | ||
| It happens. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm glad you're enjoying that podcast. | ||
| It's great. | ||
| For you with Doughboys, for me, that's open mic eagle. | ||
| That sounds like something I really want to listen to all at once. | ||
| I'd like to binge that once it's done. | ||
| I think I'd be infuriated by waiting for episodes. | ||
| I listened to four in a row, and then the end of it came, and it is literally like, no, you continue telling me the story of your career until I say you're done, Questlove. | ||
| Yeah, I had the same thing with Connor. | ||
| Ratliff's Dead Eyes podcast. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| I, like, binged through it, and then I got to, like, he wasn't finished with the season that he was in. | ||
| I'm like, no. | ||
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No. | |
| You have failed me. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What the fuck, man? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| I can't imagine trying to read a serialized novel, like, in the 1930s or whatever, when they'd publish them once a month. | ||
| Insane. | ||
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Insane. | |
| It's bad enough now with, like, Survivor. | ||
| I watched all of those seasons, and then now it comes out once a week. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Quit. | ||
| Quit! | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Anyway, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| We're going to be talking about November 1st, 2023. | ||
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All right. | |
| That is the day after Halloween. | ||
| Did you have a good Halloween? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Did you get dressed up? | ||
| My wife went to school as Bowie during the Ziggy Stardust era. | ||
| Fun. | ||
| Little face lighting bolt kind of thing. | ||
| Had the hair, had the lighting bolt. | ||
| Looked great. | ||
| Wonderful. | ||
| So tired, fell asleep. | ||
| Did you go to the school too? | ||
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No. | |
| Oh, okay. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I thought maybe you'd attend and be supportive. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Not a chance. | ||
| Scare the kids. | ||
| Just go to a school on Halloween to be supportive. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Enrich the kid's life. | ||
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With what? | |
| You're a public figure. | ||
| Me? | ||
| Oh, good heavens. | ||
| Good heavens. | ||
| Sir. | ||
| Sir, have some decency. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| I just sat around the house. | ||
| Yeah, me too. | ||
| I had a dark moment that I didn't have any candy. | ||
| And I didn't want to run to the store. | ||
| And I sincerely thought about knocking on the neighbor's door. | ||
| Because I'm like, look, we're all adults here. | ||
| I don't have any candy. | ||
| Can you share some of your candy with me? | ||
| Can I bother you for some candy? | ||
| Can I have some candy? | ||
| I decided not to do that. | ||
| But I was really close. | ||
| Is there a difference between asking, like, as an adult, could you knock on somebody's door and be like, listen. | ||
| I am not trick-or-treating. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I just know you have candy. | ||
| I am telling you that you have candy right now, and I would like some of that candy. | ||
| Yeah, you're giving it away. | ||
| Yeah, this is not associated with the holiday. | ||
| This is an adult. | ||
| I'm not trying to pretend I'm trick-or-treating. | ||
| Yeah, no, I mean, would it be more comfortable if I threatened you for the candy? | ||
| I think socially it would make more sense. | ||
| Yeah, hey, I'll punch you if you don't give me some candy. | ||
| And then you're like, yeah, well, that's fine. | ||
| Because then that's in the spirit of Halloween. | ||
| That's in the spirit of Halloween. | ||
| Horror movie. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Give me the knife. | ||
| I've come for your candy. | ||
| Something like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Instead of just hat in hand asking for, can I bother you for a Snickers? | ||
| I don't think we'd be good in a suburb neighborhood. | ||
| No, probably not. | ||
| So we're getting down to business on this episode. | ||
| But first, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, this is a questionable use. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Next, chonk honk bonk wonk. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, dedicated to my friend Des, introduced me to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm rooting for you, dude. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, hey mom, it's Kat. | ||
| Happy to share this podcast addiction with you. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Gotta love that intergenerational podcast connection. | ||
| It's always weird. | ||
| And Dakota V. Adams, ex-son of Stuart Rhodes, thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
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Yep. | |
| We got him. | ||
| I believe I saw a message from Dakota. | ||
| I thought that was very cool. | ||
| It's very interesting, the intersection of like, oh, we've been... | ||
| Talking shit about steroids for a long time. | ||
| It is one of the stranger, yeah. | ||
| But very cool. | ||
| It's very cool. | ||
| And you're now a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| We also had a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much to DJ Dan Arkey as a snack. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Four stars. | |
| Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
| Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little, little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ! | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
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That was from DJ Danarchy? | |
| No, in the message it was from DJ Danarchy's girlfriend. | ||
| She was like, oh, he says nice things about you all the time. | ||
| And it wasn't until you read it just then that I was like... | ||
| That didn't have to be a real thing. | ||
| That could have been anybody. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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Why did I just assume that that's a totally true thing? | |
| But whatever. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Wait, wait. | ||
| So it may or may not have been DJ Danarchy. | ||
| I mean, I assume it's her girlfriend, but now that the internet is what it is, man, who knows? | ||
| Somebody could just be making up this whole... | ||
| So someone's pretending to be in a relationship with DJ Danarchy to convince you to say something nice about it. | ||
| How can you not believe that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Anyway, Snack City. | ||
| So, Jordan, we start off today, November 1st. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And Alex has a claim here that, honestly, I don't know even how I would go about rebutting this. | ||
| Incredible developments in Israel. | ||
| The FBI issuing terror alerts at their highest level for imminent Islamic jihad attacks here inside the United States. | ||
| Assassinations they said have been successful against U.S. officials. | ||
| It's been kept secret. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| What does all that really mean? | ||
| Yes, please. | ||
| So you'll get next month's news today here. | ||
| At least a very good prime projection on the future. | ||
| Okay, so there are secret assassinations that have been carried out against U.S. officials on U.S. soil. | ||
| Right. | ||
| That has to mean that there are people who are dead. | ||
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Who? | |
| Who are being weekend at Bernie's in some fashion while we keep the secret under wraps. | ||
| Because you can't have... | ||
| It can't just be like, oh, we haven't heard from them for a week. | ||
| Did they go on vacation? | ||
| No, that's not how it works anymore. | ||
| See, now you've introduced an element of this that I wasn't sure was in it. | ||
| I didn't know if we had fake people walking around. | ||
| I thought it was just people who are so down the line of officialdom that no one really notices. | ||
| Here's what I'll say. | ||
| That's not even true. | ||
| If an alderman gets killed, it makes the news. | ||
| An assassination is an assassination. | ||
| They're rare. | ||
| If the dog catcher, the elected dog catcher of the city gets assassinated, someone's going to hear about it. | ||
| So that means that they've got to have... | ||
| Come up with a cover for them to be missing for a while. | ||
| And while there may not be people walking around, there's got to be somebody on the phones, you know, like sending text messages to friends and family. | ||
| Like, I'm totally okay and I was not murdered by the government yesterday. | ||
| I was wondering. | ||
| I actually read a white paper recently that Iran was getting deep into cloning. | ||
| I think we might have figured out why. | ||
| God, I'm telling you, I'm way in on cloning. | ||
| Every ethical question people have ever had, I say, no thank you. | ||
| More cloning. | ||
| Owning is the answer. | ||
| It certainly would make things more confusing. | ||
| That's what I'm all about! | ||
| So, um, we do not learn more about this later. | ||
| I'm not surprised. | ||
| So, I don't know what to do with it. | ||
| I mean, just name one. | ||
| You should have to name at least one official that was fake assassinated, right? | ||
| And, I think you should be deeply ashamed of yourself if you're a journalist and you're talking about secrets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If you're just like, just imagine anybody else being like, wow, there's a lot of secret stuff. | ||
| Any other news channel. | ||
| Go fuck yourself. | ||
| So here's what the actual news of the day is that takes up most of Alex's coverage, and that is that Elon Musk went back on Rogan. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Now, that said, let me first get into Elon Musk and his Joe Rogan interview yesterday from just a few miles from where I sit in Joe's studio. | ||
| I know a lot of inside baseball, but if I tell you the stuff that I know... | ||
| Even though a lot of it's been told to mean not off-record, then it's going to be, oh, that's off-record, why'd you talk about that? | ||
| What? | ||
| And I don't want to talk about this stuff today to try to impress people. | ||
| I want to do it so people get the big picture and understand the battlefield of the mind worldwide and what's going on, the different factions in the globalist system and in the other factions that are there as well. | ||
| But I'm on record, and let's have the archivist pull it. | ||
| About three years ago, saying Joe Rogan's going to take the gloves off and phase into being Alex Jones, 2.0. | ||
| And starting about two years ago, I said, look for Elon Musk to make that turn as well. | ||
| And what I was told, and I'm not going to say by who, is you've taken on the demonization, the attacks, so every time you raise important issues, it's covered up by the media with the false straw man they've built. | ||
| But hold my beer. | ||
| We'll do a better job than you've done. | ||
| We got this, Alex. | ||
| We're going to take it, and we're going to take the ball, and we're going to run with it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Musk was on Rogan, and this is an opportunity for Alex to tell tales out of school about conversations that may or may not have happened, where Joe has assured him that I will finish your work. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Man, you know, you're too shadowbanned, man. | ||
| I hadn't even considered it, really. | ||
| Like, I hadn't deeply thought about it. | ||
| But can you imagine if A Christmas Carol hadn't been written and Dickens got a hold of Musk? | ||
| You know, like, none of this Scrooge bullshit. | ||
| We're just dealing directly with... | ||
| He'd just be like, wait, wait, wait, wait. | ||
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| He's literally from South Africa? | ||
| No, he was not an animal. | ||
| Are you shitting me? | ||
| Ghost of Christmas Past is dark. | ||
| It is dark, man. | ||
| That is crazy. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| And I don't know if Musk would see the light at the end of that. | ||
| Oh, absolutely not. | ||
| He would not go over to his nephew's house for Christmas and give Bob Cratchit a raise. | ||
| That is interesting. | ||
| Now, are we so far cynical at this point that the end of Christmas Carol, everybody would be like, and then he goes back to fucking people over for no reason. | ||
| Because that's what capitalism demands. | ||
| God bless America! | ||
| The free market insists that you do not save Tiny Tim. | ||
| Absolutely! | ||
| In fact, it is a violation of first libertarian principles to care about Bob Cratchit. | ||
| We really need a libertarian conservative Christmas Carol. | ||
| I'm certain some kind of satire like that exists. | ||
| Oh, I don't want a satire. | ||
| I want a complete, full-throated, sincere PragerU version of a Christmas Carol where Scrooge is the good guy. | ||
| I want it. | ||
| I haven't looked into this. | ||
| But I guarantee if I were just to search for In Defense of Screws or something like that, a hundred essays from the Von Mies Institute would come up. | ||
| They can't help themselves. | ||
| That's just what they want. | ||
| So Joe's going to finish Alex's work. | ||
| That's basically where we're at at the beginning here. | ||
| You can then ask yourself, why are extremely powerful individuals becoming Alex Jones on air? | ||
| I mean, word for word, these are scripts. | ||
| Transcripts of me, word for word, come out of Joe Rogan's mouth and out of Elon's mouth. | ||
| And what I've been told has been very thinly couched, but literally, you've done a good job, now you just hold my beer. | ||
| Let us handle this. | ||
| And I wasn't told, don't tell people that. | ||
| But at the same time, I'm not going to get into the specifics of who said it. | ||
| I think you can use your imagination. | ||
| It's not very hard. | ||
| But then I asked myself, well, who are these guys really working for? | ||
| Because I know Joe well. | ||
| I hang out with him quite a bit. | ||
| Anytime I want to hang out, he's like, hey, let's get dinner this week. | ||
| Sure, how about tonight? | ||
| Is that a comedy club? | ||
| But Joe, in the last few years, went from, yeah, sure, it's that bad, to like... | ||
| Yeah, they're coming to kill everybody. | ||
| We're going to stop them and just don't worry. | ||
| I'm on it. | ||
| And then I'm going to leave it at that. | ||
| I've had some meetings with Joe and some other people. | ||
| But it's all just more like, okay, old dog, here's your medal. | ||
| Now go over here because we're going to take over. | ||
| Again, that is condescending. | ||
| Yeah, that's very condescending. | ||
| And also, the hold my beer thing is usually like something getting worse. | ||
| That's what the meme is. | ||
| Kind of like, 2020 was bad, 2021 says hold my beer. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| The conception being, by you drinking the beer, you have the confidence to say, aha, I shall do a far better job. | ||
| The also reality of the beer is, though, you will fail at doing a better job. | ||
| That's not entirely how I understand the meme, but we all look through different rose-colored darkly glasses. | ||
| So also, I love the idea of Rogan calling Alex old dog. | ||
| That is so strange. | ||
| It is, because Alex is, what, 49? | ||
| I was going to say, they're the same age. | ||
| Joe is 56. Joe is seven years older than him. | ||
| Yeah, at most. | ||
| Also, what a bummer. | ||
| Oh, this is not the time to body shame or anything like that. | ||
| But Alex shaved his beard and he looks like shit. | ||
| Well, that'll happen. | ||
| It's very troubling. | ||
| You just don't go. | ||
| You know, everybody, the worst you do is the Statham, right? | ||
| You go with the universal scruff. | ||
| Everything's a little bit there. | ||
| That's the worst? | ||
| Yeah, you never go full. | ||
| Statham looks great. | ||
| Right, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| But you never go like Mr. Clean. | ||
| I will say, and this is difficult, because I am on record as saying Alex looked like shit with a beard. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Early on. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But I got used to it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And now with clean shaven is upsetting. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| But that's how it is. | ||
| That's how it is when you get used to somebody's face a certain way. | ||
| You just can't look at them. | ||
| Life has changed. | ||
| And boy, can't look at them. | ||
| Can't look at them. | ||
| No. | ||
| Anyway, Alex, he woke up a lot of creeps. | ||
| That's basically what we've determined. | ||
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Happy Halloween. | |
| And if they start having huge success and we back the globalists off, I'm gone. | ||
| I'm retiring the minute that happens. | ||
| I mean, maybe it's true. | ||
| Maybe it's time for me to hang it up. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| And I'm not even saying all this to go, oh, look, I get the credit. | ||
| It's our audience gets the credit. | ||
| It's our guests. | ||
| It's everything we've done. | ||
| And I've just about, you know, beat myself to death over the years, taking on all this and going through all this and really eat, drink, and sleeping this. | ||
| And then there's the larger discussion of what does it do when everybody from Russell Brand to Joe Rogan to Tucker Carlson to Elon Musk to Joe Rogan to Nigel Farage are now literally sounding like me. | ||
| And many of those people have told me, no, you woke me up. | ||
| You help me understand how this all works. | ||
| You red-pilled me. | ||
| I mean, Russell Brands told me that. | ||
| Joe Rogan's told me that. | ||
| Tucker Carlson told me that. | ||
| The list goes on and on. | ||
| But because I took the brunt of the attacks and the demonization, like they were invading a country. | ||
| I mean, it was like thousands of articles a day, some days, hundreds a week always. | ||
| Nightly news, sometimes every nightly channel. | ||
| Local channels. | ||
| Multiple podcasts. | ||
| Local newspapers all over the country, all over the world. | ||
| Alex Jones is Satan. | ||
| What was it I was doing that scared the establishment so much that they did all that? | ||
| I'm going to explain that today because knowing the answer to that gives you the answer to how we defeat the New World Order. | ||
| Rosetta Stone, as Alex might say. | ||
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Ah, okay. | |
| So the press never covered Alex as much as he's claiming. | ||
| In the last few years, because of the Sandy Hook cases, there have been more articles generally when something happens in one of the cases, like him losing a billion dollars. | ||
| Pretty newsworthy. | ||
| But he's never been the focus like he claims to be. | ||
| This is just a strategy. | ||
| You exaggerate the level of attack you're under because negative consequences equal virtue for Alex. | ||
| If he's having a million people tell him he's a piece of shit, the only reason that could possibly be happening is if the globalists told them all to do it because he's such a threat to their plans. | ||
| Also, that's a shitty list of people that Alex has woken up. | ||
| He lists six people, and that includes Rogan twice. | ||
| And he has such a hard time coming up with other examples, he has to throw in Nigel Farage. | ||
| Why didn't he throw in something like Nick Fuentes or Stu Peters? | ||
| Marjorie Taylor Greene could have been in there. | ||
| Some of the really unhinged conspiracy shitheads were on the scene. | ||
| They were pilled by Alex, too. | ||
| He shouldn't be selling himself short. | ||
| He did a lot of damage to a lot of people's brains. | ||
| Right, right, but he doesn't like people who came after him. | ||
| But the people like Rogan came after him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| People like Tucker came after him. | ||
| And Tucker was there when he was coming up. | ||
| He hated Tucker originally. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Tucker was there when they were coming up. | ||
| Tucker was still on TV at the time. | ||
| Look, Nick Fuentes just reminds Alex that he's going to die someday. | ||
| Maybe he was. | ||
| I think he was. | ||
| Tucker? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I know. | ||
| He was around when I was in high school, so at least early thousands. | ||
| I know that he had commentary about 9-11 and the Iraq War, so he was around then. | ||
| He had shit to say whenever he should have been quiet. | ||
| He was working for William F. Buckley at some point or something. | ||
| So the latest news about Nigel Farage came out in The Guardian a couple days ago, where he's reportedly, quote, giving serious, very serious consideration to going on, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. | ||
| I'm sorry? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He's thinking about it. | ||
| Why is this real? | ||
| He can do that because he retired from government in 2021. | ||
| Since then, he's made a cameo account where people keep trolling him into saying Irish Republican slogans. | ||
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That's fun. | |
| And then he launched his own brand of gin, which got him in trouble because he said it was made in Cornwall, but The Guardian asked a bunch of distillers working there if they were involved, and they all said, absolutely not. | ||
| Most people were pissed because Brexit was particularly hard on Cornwall, and they didn't really appreciate the... | ||
| The guy who's the biggest supporter of that is now exploiting their county for the sake of selling his vanity booze. | ||
| Could not be more right on brand. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway, I think Alex thinks that Farage is still in government because he hasn't checked in on him in a while. | ||
| But that name is one that Alex is used to, like, throwing into his list of new Alex Joneses. | ||
| And so it's just muscle memory. | ||
| Okay, okay. | ||
| Actually, you know what? | ||
| I support this. | ||
| Go on the show. | ||
| And in fact, I say we get rid of lobbying. | ||
| The problem is the politician to lobbying pipeline, right? | ||
| That's where we go real wrong. | ||
| Well, he's lobbying for his own brand of gin. | ||
| Once you're out of office, you can only do reality shows where you have to debase yourself for my entertainment. | ||
| I think that's the way to do it. | ||
| I can't punish you for all the war crimes. | ||
| But you can debase yourself for my enjoyment, and you have to because you're addicted to the attention. | ||
| But you have to also think about the other way that this makes sort of a mockery of these people's actual political careers. | ||
| Like, not a mockery in a good way. | ||
| Like, in a way that's humanizing. | ||
| Like, Sean Spicer going on Dancing with the Stars, or Rudy Giuliani being on The Masked Singer. | ||
| You know, like, these kinds of things are, like... | ||
| Right. | ||
| They're humanizing in a way. | ||
| But if we all knew already that everyone was going to eventually be on super sloppy wipeout politician version, I would vote differently. | ||
| Here's the two things I would do. | ||
| Politicians that are disgraced can go on hole in a wall. | ||
| Okay, that's always fun. | ||
| Always fun. | ||
| Or fear factor, so they have to eat bugs. | ||
| You have to eat the bugs. | ||
| You have to eat the bugs. | ||
| While Rogan yells at you. | ||
| Yes, yeah. | ||
| So, Alex has a metaphor about himself and Infowars, and that is that they are the blasting cap on the bullet of liberty. | ||
| Okay, calm it down. | ||
| There's a lot of really annoying shit that we have to get through, but there's a payoff. | ||
| There'll be a payoff. | ||
| You need to then understand why they hate me so much, because they can accurately track it back to this broadcast. | ||
| That means the listeners, the guests, the crew, the special reports, the documentaries. | ||
| This operation was like the cap. | ||
| On the back of a bullet casing, you've got the casing, you know, the cartridge, you've got the cap that's hit by the firing pin that detonates, creates a spark of fire, and then hits the white powder. | ||
| You're not really explaining this to me, are you? | ||
| And detonates the gunpowder with a controlled explosion, shooting the bullet down the barrel, through the rifling, and out the end of the handgun or rifle. | ||
| So Infowars... | ||
| Was the detonator. | ||
| The G. Edward Griffins and the Russos of the world. | ||
| Oof, couldn't remember Aaron. | ||
| Oof. | ||
| All those countless patriots that came before us, the Ted Gundersons, they were the firing pin. | ||
| And of course, humanity and our spirit and connection to God is the entire rifle. | ||
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What? | |
| Pick a simpler machine for this metaphor. | ||
| But InfoWars is the detonator. | ||
| We are the detonator. | ||
| We detonated the giant pile of fuel, of TNT, that is now the Great Awakening. | ||
| I find that sometimes when you come up with a metaphor that you like, you can tend to... | ||
| Expand it out. | ||
| Like, there was no reason to involve, like, what is the gun itself? | ||
| I mean, I didn't need that at all. | ||
| I think the blasting cap, we have caused an explosion. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think that enough is fine. | ||
| It is the end of your point. | ||
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Right. | |
| We are the explosion that radicalized a ton of people, which is the launching of the bullet. | ||
| Everything else is wasting time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everything else is wasting time. | ||
| Yeah, more or less. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what he does. | ||
| He kills time. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| With a bullet. | ||
| That is well. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| So, you might notice that Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, these people are all like, we love Alex. | ||
| We're saying the same things as him. | ||
| Hold my beer, old dog. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But they're not... | ||
| Actually saying anything about Alex and they don't seem to like him and they don't publicly associate with him? | ||
| No, that's also very true. | ||
| So Alex has to rationalize that a little bit. | ||
| That's a good thing to do because I keep noticing it. | ||
| Yeah, but does he do it well? | ||
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We'll find out. | |
| I'm not looking for an exit. | ||
| I'm not here saying I'm going to quit. | ||
| At least not for an hour. | ||
| Until I'm sad. | ||
| Until tomorrow. | ||
| Which happens at about an hour. | ||
| He also left a request in the wind while the guys that didn't have to Take the first brunt of the assault. | ||
| Walk away and take on the globalists. | ||
| And they're getting attacked. | ||
| They got criminal investigations of Musk and giant boycotts run by the ADL and others. | ||
| And he's definitely in the fight and under attack. | ||
| I'm not taking away from that. | ||
| It's just surreal to be left twisting in the wind by all these heavy hitters. | ||
| I mean, Tucker supports me. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Russell Brand said nice things. | ||
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Cool. | |
| Skip the break. | ||
| You know, Joe Rogan says nice things about me. | ||
| Skip the break so I can talk about how people are nice to me sometimes. | ||
| But, you know, you got so much baggage. | ||
| It's more effective if I just do it. | ||
| Which I told you he was going to do it. | ||
| That guy's soft. | ||
| He's not going to do it. | ||
| No, he's doing it now. | ||
| I mean, he's tearing them up. | ||
| And they're coming after him. | ||
| Don't worry. | ||
| So I'm not even complaining here. | ||
| I'm just giving you a... | ||
| Status report. | ||
| Of how complainy I am. | ||
| I mean, that is the definition of what he's doing. | ||
| You know, it's weird to be just here left out dangling in the wind when all of the people who I'm their hero are out there battling the globalists. | ||
| And I would even go so far as to say listing the people who have said nice things about you is, in effect, a complaint in absentia. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Why won't they do more? | ||
| Yeah, what you're doing is you're talking about what they're not doing. | ||
| They give you lip service. | ||
| By talking about what they did. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, if this is his posse, I am not afraid of them. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Russell Brand, Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan, and Elon Musk. | ||
| Yikes. | ||
| That is... | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| The amount of reward for lack of talent there is unrivaled. | ||
| A lot of ostensible power. | ||
| Among those people. | ||
| Some more than others. | ||
| But also thin ice, flimsy credibility, flimsy position in any kind of space, I think. | ||
| I think all of them have pretty tenuous holds on that power that they theoretically wield. | ||
| I think all of them should look at themselves and then think, why is it that in this list I feel like Joe Rogan is lying the least out of all of us? | ||
| That's weird. | ||
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Well, here's the thing with Joe. | |
| At the very least, Joe could punch me in the face until I die. | ||
| And he'd be really good at it. | ||
| There is that. | ||
| That's because he eats raw meat all the time. | ||
| I wouldn't say that's why, but it could be. | ||
| It's part of it. | ||
| Joe is not somebody who's just asking questions. | ||
| But he does ask questions more than the rest of these people. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| He does not just ask questions. | ||
| But he does ask questions. | ||
| And he does not know the answers to those questions. | ||
| He gives the appearance of just asking questions better than a lot of the other people who pretend to just ask questions. | ||
| And I think that's what makes him like... | ||
| Somewhat more palatable than those other shitheads. | ||
| Boy, they are all such shit, though. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this is trouble for Alex, though, because he's not as important as these other people. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| He's not as important as Elon Musk. | ||
| He's not as important as Joe Rogan. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| So what does he do? | ||
| Now, why is Elon Musk quoting me to the word, to the letter? | ||
| That's a larger discussion. | ||
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But... | |
| I know I'm for real. | ||
| I know I hate the globalists. | ||
| I know I want to stop them. | ||
| I know I love humanity. | ||
| I know God's real. | ||
| And I know I've got a connection to God. | ||
| And then it is frustrating, though. | ||
| But I guess in the bigger equation, being persecuted, I guess getting taken off the air and being destroyed, I'm sure they've got prison plan forming after that. | ||
| I guess... | ||
| Got a whole planet for it. | ||
| People resisting this, at least on some level, think that'll be better for humanity and the movement if that's done. | ||
| And I guess they're ready to get killed and go to prison or whatever needs to happen. | ||
| Or maybe they're bad, talking about Musk, and just wants me out of the way. | ||
| But I don't have any delusions of grandeur. | ||
| I've already had incredibly spectacular success all because of God. | ||
| That you think he's thought about you as a delusion of grandeur. | ||
| And all because of God working through you. | ||
| I'm more humble than I've ever been. | ||
| So humble. | ||
| Sometimes it comes off as arrogant when I report to you the good news. | ||
| Humility comes off as arrogance. | ||
| But I've already had a huge success, thanks to God, and I'm already extremely satisfied with what I've been able to do through you and you through me. | ||
| But it's still very paradoxical that the number one story on the Internet and the news is Elon Musk and Joe Rogan. | ||
| People immediately go, oh, well, this is channeling Alex Jones. | ||
| This is word-for-word Alex Jones. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You do that. | ||
| You said that. | ||
| And then Elon pushes it even further to say mean things about me. | ||
| And I understand. | ||
| He can barely keep Twitter going in this onslaught. | ||
| So the tokenism of attacking me, then I guess with the bad guys, you know, is something that's seen as good, and he thinks that the balance is going to let him win. | ||
| I think it's unfair. | ||
| It's pretty unfair. | ||
| Why does Alex have to be pilloried in order to keep Twitter on? | ||
| Why does he have to be the... | ||
| I mean, I hesitate to say Jesus. | ||
| But the Jesus dying for the sins of other people who want to post racist memes on Twitter. | ||
| Why must he suffer for everyone else's sins? | ||
| That's the only way that Elon Musk can make this work. | ||
| What was it? | ||
| Elon Musk, Elon Musk, why have you forsaken me? | ||
| I believe that was the line. | ||
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What was that, Mark? | |
| Forgive them, Elon. | ||
| They know not what they tweet. | ||
| They know not what they shadow ban. | ||
| If you hadn't told me that in an hour he's going to get sad, after this clip I would have been like, man, this guy's about to get real sad. | ||
| Because this is about so sad. | ||
| This is coiled spring. | ||
| Oh, it is so bad. | ||
| I mean, I'm waiting for him to just be like, hey, can you get me a sip of coffee? | ||
| And then we begin. | ||
| It's on, like, a lot of that. | ||
| You can feel. | ||
| But then a lot of it is also reliant on past understanding, and that is how much Alex thought he was a better guest than Elon Musk on Rogan's show. | ||
| The fact that Musk is coming back and Alex isn't anywhere to be found. | ||
| His presumable buddies and everybody who's so like, oh yeah, Alex, we're keeping up the fight for you. | ||
| All of them seem to just not want anything to really do with him. | ||
| It's gotta be tough. | ||
| I don't think that the biggest news in the world was that Musk went on Rogan. | ||
| No, I didn't know. | ||
| But it's the biggest news for Alex. | ||
| Because he didn't go on Rogan. | ||
| And because he has these feelings about it. | ||
| And it's hard. | ||
| It's hard. | ||
| I mean, I know what it's like. | ||
| When I was in middle school, I used to sit with these other kids for lunch. | ||
| And then one day they told me that I couldn't sit with them anymore. | ||
| And it was tough. | ||
| That rejection was tough. | ||
| Rejection is difficult. | ||
| It was very... | ||
| Very sad. | ||
| I had to figure out what I was going to do. | ||
| And Alex, I feel like he's wrestling with a little bit of this same thing. | ||
| They don't want him at the table. | ||
| Now, granted, maybe they want some of the brand that Alex did a good job of establishing. | ||
| Some of this really easy hustle around conspiracy theories and all this vague bullshit about... | ||
| You know, secret global cabals. | ||
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Yeah, sure. | |
| And so maybe they want to take that, but they don't want him at the table. | ||
| No. | ||
| That table would be annoying with Alex there. | ||
| It sucks because it does seem like a very obvious problem. | ||
| If you are a star fucker, do not become so toxic that stars won't be around for you to fuck. | ||
| It seems very simple to me. | ||
| Or at least don't attach any meaning to it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Don't be too... | ||
| Yeah, your feelings cannot be caught up in the star fuckery or else you end up like this. | ||
| Otherwise, this is what you become. | ||
| It's rough. | ||
| And I guess at a selfish level, I'd like all these big, powerful, successful people to help me. | ||
| All I've done is try to help humanity and try to get this message out. | ||
| And it's very, very strange to be the progenitor of the resistance movement. | ||
| The main progenitor, seen as the enemy, as the granddaddy, and then to still be in absentia or sent to the Phantom Zone where, like, blackbirds, like, crows or ravens, I'm basically tied up with them. | ||
| Trying to pull my eyeballs out. | ||
| Trying to destroy me and my family. | ||
| I don't make a big deal about it. | ||
| I'm not going to sit here and make a whole show about persecution. | ||
| It's going on. | ||
| You know, and Schroyer was put back in solitary confinement yesterday. | ||
| There's no rules against calling out to a radio show, but evidently they didn't like it, so we got a call. | ||
| He's been thrown back in solitary confinement. | ||
| He's going to be in and out of that solitary confinement for the next few months, apparently. | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| I guess Alex brought the Promethean fire. | ||
| To the conspiracy world, and now he's mad that they won't pay him back. | ||
| And, like, I don't know. | ||
| I need money, dicks! | ||
| I would say that, like, you know, in the course of just doing all the interviews and books and stuff, you know, people that I've talked to, I have seen people who have written about at least four or five different Alex Joneses. | ||
| Pre-Alex Jones in a bunch of different decades. | ||
| As important as Alex is, Alex is not the progenitor of fuck all. | ||
| No. | ||
| He did not create something. | ||
| No. | ||
| We are living in the moment that we are and dealing with the technological challenges and innovations that we are. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And Alex is somebody who was able to take that persona that has existed in other generations and mold it incredibly well with riding the wave of those technologies. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, the same way that Dane Cook became famous because of... | ||
| MySpace. | ||
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Yeah, totally. | |
| And his ability to recognize the potential of this new thing. | ||
| Alex, in many ways, is similar in his adaptation to technology. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So he is different in some ways, but also very similar. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's not like he's an artist who's created... | ||
| It's not like Van Gogh, who's just created a thing. | ||
| He didn't break any molds. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no. | ||
| It's just like, you know... | ||
| Bill Gates, part of why he became so successful is because he had one of the first computers, you know? | ||
| If you're one of the first hundred people to have a computer, you're probably more likely to be successful later on down the road using them. | ||
| And if you know how to use it. | ||
| And if you know how to use it. | ||
| Especially if it takes over the world. | ||
| And that's one of the things that I've always tried to keep, you know, it doesn't really matter all that much to what we talk about, but like, he is... | ||
| Willingness to teach himself how to edit video VHS tape to VHS tape and make these documentaries that were trash. | ||
| But we're really popular in the underground Patriot community and stuff. | ||
| Is that, like, someone who had an early computer? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, but 100%. | ||
| And granted, he didn't have the computer. | ||
| He just had access to an editing doc because of, like, public access stuff. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| But still, that is apprising himself with that technology in ways that everyone theoretically could have. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But didn't. | ||
| No, that is the thing to admire. | ||
| If there is anything. | ||
| If there is anything to it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| What he did with it sucks. | ||
| Sucks butts. | ||
| But yeah, man, you just hear resentment here. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| It's sad. | ||
| It's tough. | ||
| It's sad. | ||
| What a sad boy. | ||
| He's very sad. | ||
| What a little sad boy. | ||
| I'm not scoring on Rogan. | ||
| Oh, nobody likes me. | ||
| But look, this show is not going to be all about Alex. | ||
| So I don't want to make the show about me. | ||
| It's just societally... | ||
| It'd be nice to continue on. | ||
| It'd be nice to continue fighting. | ||
| It'd be nice. | ||
| But I guess I asked for this, and I also... | ||
| Yes, you did. | ||
| I thought about this 20 years ago. | ||
| I mean, I didn't just say this now, where you can see all the incredible proof and see God working. | ||
| I said, no, God literally told me, intensely, like God's presence in the room, at that restaurant, by myself after I've been on TV until like 9 at night. | ||
| I got there, they were... | ||
| Closing as I was finishing my dinner. | ||
| Nobody was in there. | ||
| They were already mopping the floors. | ||
| And God was like, okay, you're going to detonate, and you're going to get all these prominent people that are going to be way more powerful than you in the future to turn against the globalists, but you will then be targeted, and it's going to be really, really bad. | ||
| And are you ready to be destroyed? | ||
| This Holy Spirit's very honest at that point. | ||
| This isn't the first level of the Holy Spirit, which is a comforter and makes you cry in the presence of God. | ||
| It's more like a commanding general saying, this is your mission, like Mission Impossible, where you get the exploding message. | ||
| Okay, here's the mission. | ||
| Do you choose to take on the suicide mission? | ||
| So there's different tiers of Holy Spirit. | ||
| So much for the Trinity. | ||
| I guess there's a Trinity within the Trinity. | ||
| Listen, there's a hierarchy and a bureaucracy wherever you go. | ||
| You have the Holy Spirit base level. | ||
| Makes you cry around God. | ||
| I mean, it's so tough. | ||
| It's comforting. | ||
| The Holy Spirit hates that gig, right? | ||
| I mean, you are the thing that makes people cry. | ||
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That sucks. | |
| Think about all that the Holy Spirit has accomplished in its time. | ||
| Quite a bit. | ||
| Left on the floor. | ||
| That's the first level of it. | ||
| There's other levels to it, like sending Alex on suicide missions. | ||
| I think this is my version of being in the Twilight Zone just screaming, There's a man on the wing of the plane! | ||
| There's that, because it happens so often. | ||
| This guy's a lunatic. | ||
| It happens so often with people like Alex and so many of these politicians, whenever they're answering a debate question, it's like, no, no, no. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| You have to tell the real answer, which is that you think God, from space God, the God who created all this stuff, told you personally to do this. | ||
| You have to say that. | ||
| You can't not say that. | ||
| You can't say there's another reason. | ||
| And I will say, from going through his book... | ||
| I mean, first of all, we have to unpack every time I bring this up that he didn't write that book. | ||
| No, of course not. | ||
| Someone else wrote it. | ||
| But pretending that he wrote it, because that's the image that he wants it to be, it's ridiculous if you know what he talks about. | ||
| He talks about, like, this being this divine quest that he's been sent on. | ||
| He's trying to present things as, like, really rational. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Yeah, like, a couple occasional mentions of, like, God's will will, you know, be done and the globalists will fall. | ||
| Like, maybe a couple things like that, but not like... | ||
| The higher tier version of the Holy Spirit sat me down over chicken fried steak and told me that I was going to go on a suicide mission against the devil. | ||
| Yeah, you should have to say that. | ||
| You have to own that. | ||
| You should have to. | ||
| You should have to. | ||
| And he's going to talk about this a bunch throughout the course of this, that I've been saying consistently the same thing for all of my career about this. | ||
| Like, no, you fucking haven't. | ||
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You fucking liar. | |
| That's so ridiculous. | ||
| God damn it. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| God's made him stronger. | ||
| That's definitely true. | ||
| Do you choose to take on this suicide mission? | ||
| Yes, I accept it. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Bam! | |
| You get the download. | ||
| And you're just like... | ||
| And then all of a sudden, everything starts getting clearer. | ||
| What a weird guy. | ||
| And then every level you go up, not backing down, not getting in. | ||
| Seems like that got seen in a lot of movies. | ||
| Because you're getting tested, you're getting stronger, like a sword in the smithy, in the flame of the blacksmith, and the white-hot flame just... | ||
| Bashing it with the hammer, getting it prepared and ready for the real fight. | ||
| Because God doesn't put this incredible weight on you until you've already been prepared for it, humbled, and scarred, and have such thick skin that as the arrows and the blades get bigger, they hit you, and it almost is like a massage at a point. | ||
| You know you're going towards the enemy. | ||
| You know as the pain intensifies. | ||
| You're like, wow, I could have never handled this 10 years ago. | ||
| 20 years ago, I could have never understood how to handle this before. | ||
| But the spirit working through you and then through your flesh, as it learns how to handle it, you're being prepared for the final mission. | ||
| You're having victories all the way through, even in the defeats. | ||
| But then you've got to be ready for the true onslaught. | ||
| And so that's where we are. | ||
| Is that where we are? | ||
| It's quite the moment. | ||
| Yep, that's where we are. | ||
| I thought COVID was where, that was the final thing. | ||
| Don't, don't think any of the things like, don't think like this. | ||
| This is bad thinking. | ||
| I thought the 2020 election was the final thing. | ||
| No, this is bad. | ||
| Well, I do appreciate in some ways that you could just boil that down to what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. | ||
| There's a lot of that. | ||
| But only if the Holy Spirit, the higher tier version, sits you down and gives you a download. | ||
| Then what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| The timing of everything and the choices being made by all the actors involved, specifically ones with divine powers especially. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Boy, I don't trust anybody involved in this process. | |
| This is a bad process. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm not even saying that I don't think it's real. | ||
| I am just saying that if it is real, it is a bad way of doing things. | ||
| I just had a thought. | ||
| What would happen if the Holy Spirit, the higher tier version, had visited Alex in this chicken fried steak restaurant and said, hey bro, you need to go on this suicide mission. | ||
| And Alex said, nah. | ||
| Does the Holy Spirit then leave and be like, wow, I thought that was going to work. | ||
| Like, does he have to go find someone else? | ||
| I mean... | ||
| What happens? | ||
| That is an interesting wrinkle on the, like, can God make a mountain so big even God can't move it question? | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, like, can God make an asshole so big of an asshole they can be an asshole to God? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Even to God's face. | ||
| Or can you waste God's time? | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| Is that possible? | ||
| That is the ultimate question. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is. | ||
| Hey, can God make an offer to you that he doesn't already know what the resulting... | ||
| No, the situation is, the question is this. | ||
| If I pause, does God have to wait for me to finish what I'm saying? | ||
| You know, like if God asks me a question and then I go, huh, is God waiting the whole time? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Does he have time for me to go? | ||
| Are there a million, hundred million... | ||
| People in the world who have had this experience at the chicken fried steak restaurant that said, nah, I'm good. | ||
| I'm just going to go ahead and live my life. | ||
| Because we certainly don't hear about that a ton. | ||
| It would be nice if it turned out that we all have these all the time and we just don't talk about them. | ||
| Everybody's just like, hey, listen, I can't tell anybody about how every fucking Thursday at this steak fried restaurant. | ||
| If that's the case, then that's a terrifying reality. | ||
| It's a bad system. | ||
| Look, I don't think there's any way around this. | ||
| I think that Alex sees himself as the new Jesus. | ||
| Yeah, I'm going to have to go with that. | ||
| I'm not going to talk about God's plan. | ||
| I've got a really good idea. | ||
| God repeats the plan over and over again. | ||
| And God wants us to pick up the cross like Christ and follow him. | ||
| And that's what happens. | ||
| It repeats over and over again. | ||
| We're not Christ. | ||
| We're to be Christ-like. | ||
| And that means at the end, you become a sacrifice that gets torn to pieces. | ||
| And you have less caffeine. | ||
| Not some satanic sacrifice, some weak child or some animal, but God wants to sacrifice the strong and the bold, those that have the will. | ||
| The Alamo was a sacrifice. | ||
| Travis knew he was going to get killed. | ||
| Could have got out. | ||
| Oh, come on. | ||
| The Spirit told him, stay and die and be a willing sacrifice. | ||
| And a lot of you are going to have to be willing to make sacrifices, too. | ||
| In front of your church or talking to your neighbors or in the decisions you make. | ||
| I know it's hard to get up at your church and speak out and tell the pastor you want to speak. | ||
| You've been going there 20 years. | ||
| Get up there and speak. | ||
| I know it's hard to go to the school board and speak. | ||
| You better do it. | ||
| And I know it's hard to stand up against this evil, but it's a lot harder to be cut off from God. | ||
| We're going to come back with this Elon Musk information. | ||
| It's big. | ||
| It's big. | ||
| It's big information. | ||
| So I think that Alex does think that Colonel Travis is something of a Christ figure. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And as much as he believes his sacrifice to be willing at the Alamo, and then through that sacrifice, the state of Texas is born. | ||
| And I believe that Alex sees himself fulfilling that archetype also. | ||
| His destruction will lead to the destruction of the globalists or whatever. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's dying for all of our sins, more or less. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| It's pretty fucked up. | ||
| You know, boy, I don't know if I can argue that, but I will say, if it is true... | ||
| Maybe hurry the fuck up. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| Boy! | ||
| Maybe let's not take so long. | ||
| Maybe my biggest problem with Travis is he's taken a fucking five years or whatever. | ||
| I had a lot of thoughts like that as I was going through this. | ||
| Does his bankruptcy bullshit fly in the face of God's plan? | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Because if God's plan is for Alex to be destroyed... | ||
| Why are you fighting the bankruptcy? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Why won't you do your part? | ||
| In the agreement that you made with God. | ||
| It would not be the same quite heavenly image if your view of Jesus on the cross was him being like, Get me out of here! | ||
| Get me the fuck off of these things! | ||
| This really hurts! | ||
| Oh my god, my feet! | ||
| My feet! | ||
| Let it be gone! | ||
| Let's take it another step further. | ||
| And imagine Jesus grandstanding all the way. | ||
| To the, like, crucifixion and then wrapping Pontius Pilate up in appeals for years. | ||
| Like, does that have the same sort of emotional resonance as the story? | ||
| I washed my hands of this. | ||
| Ah, ah, ah, ah! | ||
| No, you do not, Mr. Pilate. | ||
| No, I'm going to declare bankruptcy. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
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Yeah, it's not quite as powerful. | |
| Oh, man. | ||
| So we don't get to Elon Musk's news. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Alex talks more about God's plan. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I think that if you take this seriously, God is something of a brand advisor for Alex. | ||
| Okay, that's good. | ||
| Most listeners or regular listeners have heard this a hundred times. | ||
| I mean, I've told the story a month ago. | ||
| I told it a year ago. | ||
| I tell it all the time because it was a big spiritual experience and I've only had a few others that were this intense. | ||
| And God was telling me... | ||
| You know, because all I did was study the globalists, and I had a popular access TV show, and I was on local talk radio, and it was getting really popular. | ||
| I've only been on air about three years. | ||
| And then God says, your job is going to be exposing this. | ||
| And when all this stuff comes out, that's when you're going to get great credibility. | ||
| At first, you're going to be attacked and demonized for it. | ||
| And then still later. | ||
| Basically, all the people that have tried to oppose this before were so academic, like Anthony Sutton and others, that the public never got reached on a mass scale. | ||
| You're going to bring this to the masses through pop culture. | ||
| You're going to be extremely powerful and successful. | ||
| And it's beyond this in the download. | ||
| It's a spirit communicating where you just know it. | ||
| It's beyond being told something. | ||
| It's being downloaded. | ||
| It's being imprinted on you. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| I think that you could... | ||
| I mean, if you want to talk about this in terms of, like, real down-to-earth dynamics, you could just be like... | ||
| Him realizing that all this shit is dry as fuck. | ||
| All this John Birch Society stuff doesn't appeal to the kids. | ||
| Maybe I should dress it up with some fun, screamy rants. | ||
| Maybe I should try and make this more accessible. | ||
| Maybe there's a brand in there. | ||
| I don't think it's too much of a surprise that he came up during the same period of time whenever things needed to be radical. | ||
| And other... | ||
| Cowabunga was also used at the time. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Tubular. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What was the thing that everything was... | ||
| Boom shakalaka. | ||
| Everything was turning... | ||
| Ah, man. | ||
| I'm listening. | ||
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I'm waiting. | |
| I was trying to think of... | ||
| It's the way that the Saved by the Bell font makes you feel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know? | ||
| You're not even talking about the font. | ||
| You're talking about the aesthetics of the background visuals. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The ambiance at the max. | ||
| Right, to the max, to the limit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Everything's fresh. | ||
| But, you know, if you look at this and you take the spiritual and the clear insane parts of it out of it, you kind of just have Alex sitting at a chicken fried steak restaurant realizing his path. | ||
| That like, okay, this is a way that I can make this extreme message more interesting to people who aren't 80. Yeah. | ||
| It's like in the movie documentary. | ||
| It's like in the rock picture where the kid gets his first look at an axe in the window and goes like, I'm gonna be a movie star. | ||
| And then there's the soft fade and he's on stage playing the big thing. | ||
| Except instead of an axe, it was like a weird cutout of clown-faced Jesus going like, You're gonna do all kinds of crazy things, kid! | ||
| And that's where we are now. | ||
| True. | ||
| So, it all started, his vision. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It started with God scaring Alex. | ||
| Right, as it is. | ||
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Yep. | |
| And then it turns out he also, in addition to being Jesus, he's supposed to be John the Baptist. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And, but you've got to be ready for the fact that you're going to get heavily persecuted and you're going to be seen by the devil as the one that did it, that I worked through. | ||
| And are you willing to do this? | ||
| Because it's going to get bad. | ||
| And then I was shown fear and attacks and a download of the enemy being able to have its way with me to a great extent. | ||
| But then if I would go through it, God would take me through it and take many others through it. | ||
| That would be at a great cost. | ||
| It was just this download, awesome download, of first how dangerous it was. | ||
| And also the huge success it would have. | ||
| And there would be these incredibly prominent leaders. | ||
| That would then, thanks to us laying the groundwork, and it was like a John the Baptist type thing. | ||
| Not comparable to John the Baptist, but that's what it was compared to. | ||
| Like, you prepare the way. | ||
| You are the one preparing the way. | ||
| For yourself. | ||
| You're the road builder that this thing's going to roll down. | ||
| Now, go build the road. | ||
| It's like, go build the ark and the animals go on it. | ||
| Go build the road. | ||
| Go do this. | ||
| Do you want this mission? | ||
| And then as soon as I said, yeah, I want the mission, boom. | ||
| And then the doors went boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. | ||
| And then basically nothing can stand against us, and you've seen that. | ||
| I've seen a lot of things stand against us. | ||
| I have seen so many things stand against us. | ||
| Also, I have to say this. | ||
| I'm not scared of the devil. | ||
| If the devil is singling Alex out as the one who has stood against his plans because he's taken up this suicide mission from God, the devil can't do much, it turns out. | ||
| Yeah, I remember when I was growing up, you know, that whole religious thing, you know, you're worried about the punishments, you're worried about what can be done, you know, like, oh, it's infinite, the power, you know, man, these people have done a lot to diffuse any fear I have of their imaginary gods because they're so bad. | ||
| If Alex's current state is what the devil can do, I welcome that... | ||
| As being the worst thing that's possible in the world. | ||
| Because it's nothing. | ||
| Alex's decisions have led him to where he is now. | ||
| Unless the devil made him do it, unless the devil made him do the Sandy Hook shit, then it doesn't make sense. | ||
| And you wouldn't say that. | ||
| It doesn't even matter because God made him do the Sandy Hook shit. | ||
| Well, if you believe what he's saying, then yes. | ||
| That's what he's saying. | ||
| He's saying that God made me defame the families of murder victims. | ||
| Because that's all part of making me stronger. | ||
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Because... | |
| I am so great. | ||
| Well, you, if you are following God's plan, and God's plan involves your destruction, then God's plan also must involve sowing the seeds of your destruction. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that would be Alex's choices that he's made throughout his career. | ||
| You know, it is... | ||
| Much like Colonel Travis being a drunk weirdo loser who ended up at the Alamo. | ||
| See, part of the narrative structure of fiction is like, you know... | ||
| You have clear characters, you know, good and evil. | ||
| You don't want to just have a character who's like, I'm God and I'm going to be holy. | ||
| I'm going to tell you everything that God would tell you to do. | ||
| And then at the end of the vision, they take the mask off and it's the devil. | ||
| And it's just like, well, that was fucking easy. | ||
| And then he walks off into the sunset and Alex Jones lives his life, you know? | ||
| Like, if that's what you have to do to be the devil and to get somebody to destroy their life like this and ruin the world that way, that's easy. | ||
| I think that from everything I'm hearing Alex say, it was the Holy Spirit. | ||
| I'm going to go with the devil. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Would the devil say this? | ||
| And just imagine, I've told this story probably 200 times in the last 20, the first few years I didn't tell it because it was, you know, God talked to me and this was, you know, I didn't say that. | ||
| But it's more than 20 years. | ||
| It was after 9-11 that I said no. | ||
| I mean, God basically has given me this mission. | ||
| Now, I'm on record saying that, and I couldn't imagine. | ||
| God didn't show me who or what, but notice I was friends with Joe Rogan back then, and I remember God saying, just stay with Joe Rogan. | ||
| Stay on Joe Rogan. | ||
| Keep educating him. | ||
| And I even said six years ago when he was going on the wrong path, God really impressed on me. | ||
| I went too far. | ||
| That was the flesh speaking. | ||
| Destroy Joe Rogan if he doesn't get on the team. | ||
| That was the kind of inclination that was happening in this download with my feeble human brain. | ||
| Your feeble human brain. | ||
| Now, would the devil say that? | ||
| Destroy your best friend if he doesn't go along with my plans? | ||
| I feel like God needs a girlfriend in this scenario. | ||
| God has too much time on his hands and really just needs to, like, have something else to do. | ||
| It would be nice. | ||
| Here's something I'm noticing. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Alex's God seems to tell him to destroy people a lot. | ||
| He told him to destroy Glenn Beck. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Now he's telling him to destroy Joe Rogan. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I would suggest that there are very few people alive who have had God tell them to destroy one person, let alone two. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And there's got to probably be others that Alex just hasn't revealed yet. | ||
| Other people God has enlisted him to destroy. | ||
| What I like about his God. | ||
| I assume Soros, Klaus Schwab. | ||
| What I like about his God is how uncertain his God seems to be of certain things. | ||
| You know, like, hey, if Rogan fucks with you, then you gotta do it, Bo. | ||
| But, you know, like, if he doesn't, then you're good. | ||
| Like, no, no, no, you're supposed to know that already, right? | ||
| And then Alex goes out on air, and he's like, I'm gonna gut you like a pig, you sneaky snake. | ||
| Why don't you be honest about your kids? | ||
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| Pull back. | ||
| That was the flesh. | ||
| Pull back a little bit. | ||
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That was a little too much. | |
| Ridiculous. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| So, um... | ||
| The download. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It made Alex very, very smart. | ||
| But it also had side effects. | ||
| Why? | ||
| What God is this? | ||
| And again, it's like being given the Library of Congress. | ||
| You're trying to now go over it and look at it. | ||
| And when you look at this issue, you have more discernment now. | ||
| When you look at that issue, now you suddenly have like an armory of understanding about things you shouldn't even know. | ||
| I mean, it's just insane. | ||
| Like, all sorts of knowledge. | ||
| It's just things that I was never taught or read. | ||
| I would just know. | ||
| How machinery operated or nuclear reactors or what globalist programs they were running. | ||
| I'd just be able to look at their current data and then I would extrapolate and see through it to the other side. | ||
| I mean, just super brain boost. | ||
| A massive brain boost. | ||
| Was it as good as your product? | ||
| And it's been heavy. | ||
| That's why I've drank too much and done things like that to myself that are bad. | ||
| No drugs. | ||
| None? | ||
| Because it's like, turn it off! | ||
| It's so intense. | ||
| There's no turning it off. | ||
| I wonder if Alex had some kind of a psychotic break. | ||
| I mean, that's what he's describing. | ||
| He's had something in his head since that day, or whatever, that he's tried to turn off with alcohol. | ||
| Yeah, he's been self-medicating because he has extreme visions of terrible things happening often. | ||
| I wonder if what he's describing is clinical. | ||
| Yeah, I think it's a certain type of obsessive-compulsive disorder. | ||
| It very well may be. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's weird to think that he has this obsession with that day at that chicken fried steak restaurant as being the beginning of it. | ||
| It makes you wonder if there's other surrounding context. | ||
| But what I don't think is that it was... | ||
| See, but here's the thing. | ||
| Here's what I think is even cra- and here's why I think Alex is even crazier than this, right? | ||
| Is because Alex doesn't even believe that he believes that he's telling this real lie. | ||
| Why would he spend all day on it then? | ||
| Do you know what I mean? | ||
| Why would he do that? | ||
| He's writing it to tell himself, like he's telling himself a bedtime story about his own exploits. | ||
| It's self-soothing behavior in a way, and then also reassuring of the audience, self-aggrandizing, myth-building, all this stuff. | ||
| To himself, though. | ||
| He is creating his own thing that he doesn't believe because he's making it up to himself. | ||
| It's fascinating. | ||
| It is an insane person's decision-making. | ||
| But it also sort of tracks with his sort of outright denial of the existence of truth. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know, the way that he can pretend that he's been telling this story consistently and the same way over years. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Because in the moment, whatever he believes to be and what feels like is true to him is the truth. | ||
| It is. | ||
| And that has always been the truth. | ||
| And it's been consistently. | ||
| And it doesn't matter if it was or it wasn't. | ||
| In the moment, it always has been. | ||
| Yes, and it doesn't matter if there's recordings that say otherwise. | ||
| They're not there in this moment. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So weird. | ||
| You know, we have a couple of threads that are going throughout this. | ||
| We have the first one, which is the Elon Musk and Joe Rogan have taken over my mantle. | ||
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Right. | |
| And I wish that they would. | ||
| Respect me a little bit. | ||
| They don't invite me anymore. | ||
| But yet I am their hero. | ||
| I don't get to go out and do the movies with them. | ||
| And that is tough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And then we also have God has given him a suicide mission that he is on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so you put these together and you think your mission's done, man. | ||
| Right? | ||
| It does feel like that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Rogan and Elon Musk have come along. | ||
| They've told you that you need to hold their beer. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| The entire world has gifted you with a billion dollars of hatred? | ||
| And a perfect way for you to flame out. | ||
| A perfect way for you to have your self-sacrificing moment? | ||
| The strange thing is, if you wanted to lean into the myth, it is possible to do. | ||
| It's that he's fighting against it that's so weird. | ||
| You bet. | ||
| But the reason is because God won't let him quit yet. | ||
| There are hundreds of thousands of you. | ||
| Tune in right now, the millions. | ||
| Who heard me 20 years ago say it, or five years ago say it, and you're like, yeah, that sounds a little delusional, delusions of grandeur. | ||
| No, that's not me. | ||
| That's God working through me. | ||
| God working through you, tuning in, caring, supporting the broadcast. | ||
| This has all been God's plan. | ||
| And God works in mysterious ways. | ||
| So I'm very blessed to be here. | ||
| I'm very honored. | ||
| And the biggest mistake I made over the years was I would exhaust myself and be so stressed and grind my teeth and everything. | ||
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Feeling like I had to beat them. | |
| Yeah, I was relying on God, but I was still, I'm a man, I'm tough, I can organize this, and I would not call on God enough. | ||
| And now I've learned to just turn it loose and say, it's in God's plan, and God, you're going to have to raise me up, you're going to have to hold me up, if that's your plan. | ||
| Alex is very chill. | ||
| And the minute God's ready to tell me to not do this anymore, and not yet. | ||
| But I've been... | ||
| The light is at the end of the tunnel. | ||
| 20 minutes away. | ||
| God has told me that... | ||
| My reports aren't over yet, but I'm nearing... | ||
| It might be five years, might be ten, might be a month. | ||
| But God's like, just keep going. | ||
| You're almost to the top of the mountain. | ||
| Just keep going. | ||
| I just want to get there. | ||
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Just go home. | |
| And then hopefully... | ||
| Go home. | ||
| God can then just remove some of this because I just... | ||
| I can't handle it. | ||
| It's heavy. | ||
| But that's where we are, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And I love you all and I appreciate you, but God's 100% real. | ||
| We're eternal beings. | ||
| We have spirits. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| This is just my imagination. | ||
| There's no way. | ||
| I wasn't thinking about... | ||
| Definitely not saying that now. | ||
| ...and all this other stuff. | ||
| I was sitting there with a notebook, writing notes, finishing a chicken fried steak, and I think I was drinking iced tea. | ||
| Maybe it was a beer. | ||
| I don't remember. | ||
| I didn't drink a lot then. | ||
| There was like two beers a week back then. | ||
| What are you doing? | ||
| What is this? | ||
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And... | |
| I just... | ||
| It's so heavy. | ||
| It's heavy. | ||
| It's so heavy. | ||
| So, there's no way I'm making this up. | ||
| It's something that people who make things up say. | ||
| No. | ||
| The other thing that I find really troubling, and, like, on a human level, I feel very empathetic about it, is when he's, like, talking about when he quits, God, can he take this away? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because what he experiences and this compulsion that he has, that's not going away when you retire. | ||
| No. | ||
| When you stop doing that, that's still part of your brain. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He has this idea that he's going to finish God's quest that he's been on, and then he'll be just a happy man, maybe a farmer. | ||
| Well, I mean, but isn't that what you're going to believe if you don't know the difference between reality and movies? | ||
| Yeah, maybe. | ||
| Aren't you going to believe that if I've already created this grand mythology around myself, I'm going to get the right off into the sunset? | ||
| There'll be a little bit of falling action, and then the story is over. | ||
| I don't have to live the rest of my life. | ||
| And then maybe we'll do another movie where I'm 30 years older. | ||
| We can cut that 30 years of me just living a regular-ass life out, right? | ||
| And then I'm dragged back in for one last job. | ||
| No point in time is he ever just like, how am I going to live a regular-ass day-to-day? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The part of his brain that does this is there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not going away. | ||
| And it's not outside of his brain. | ||
| It's not in heaven. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's not outside, buddy. | ||
| If there's one thing that I've been very convinced is real is he will not stop. | ||
| He does not stop. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| This is very intrinsic Alex shit. | ||
| And for him to imagine and desire for it to go away once his quote-unquote mission is over, it kind of hurts. | ||
| You know, it does feel kind of sad because he's not going to get that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's going to be miserable. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, in a way, it's not that I've stopped thinking of him as a human being. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| But a certain part of this is boiled down to a mechanical aspect of like, I'm not going to feel bad whenever a... | ||
| Thing that makes shitty cars no longer works. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Let me whittle down and clarify what I'm saying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't care about it for Alex. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| But I know that people do experience that exact same thing. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| And that is a painful thing for someone to go through. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I'm not really that concerned for Alex. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| And what he's going to do when he retires. | ||
| No, I understand. | ||
| But just on a human level, that is something that I know that I've heard people... | ||
| What I do feel jealous about a little bit is that the vision came to Alex as an eagle. | ||
| Man, that's some Assassin's Creed shit. | ||
| It did not come to him as an eagle. | ||
| Get the fuck out of here. | ||
| Americana stuff, it's a little on the nose. | ||
| Yeah, that's a little on the nose. | ||
| And the story's on record. | ||
| And look, it came true. | ||
| And it wasn't just like I envisioned something and then was able to manifest it through hard work. | ||
| Skip the break, Sargent. | ||
| No, it was so particular and so specific. | ||
| So like I knew I'd been I mean, you could feel the atmosphere crackling in the restaurant. | ||
| Dad, I have to go to the bathroom. | ||
| Why is the atmosphere crackling? | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
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I think that gross man is masturbating, daughter. | |
| I mean, just imagine like a 10,000 foot tall giant eagle landing right on top of you and you're right between its feet. | ||
|
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What? | |
| If I imagine that, then the eagle doesn't know I exist. | ||
| of Too Small. | ||
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Too Small. | |
| And then being commissioned. | ||
| But all of us get a chance to be commissioned in God's army. | ||
| When the eagle visits you, it will come with a contract. | ||
| And then it will do battle with the giant mantis. | ||
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But many of us will become non-commissioned officers in God's army. | |
| Some of you will be chaplains. | ||
| Some of you will be medics. | ||
| I'm a conscientious objector in God's army. | ||
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Some of you will end up as recruiters for the giant eagle. | |
| I go to high schools in rural towns for God's army. | ||
|
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You know me. | |
| Well, yes, young man. | ||
| I was visited by a giant eagle. | ||
| That's why I'm here at your high school. | ||
| Offering to take you to lunch to trick you into joining the army. | ||
| I have limited prospects for college, young man. | ||
| So the giant eagle. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| So Alex has known all kinds of things and he has to resist abusing this information. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| There's a bunch of clips here. | ||
| Here's just one of them. | ||
| On the globalist exterminist death cult that's injecting the planet with a spirit of death and failure to kill you and to kill everybody. | ||
| Now that's quite an insane sounding statement that I've been saying for 25 years. | ||
| I was covering it some 29 years ago, but I really hadn't been commissioned yet. | ||
| I mean, I was drawn. | ||
| I'd been directed towards that, but I didn't sign the paperwork until about 27 years ago. | ||
| Over chicken fried steak. | ||
|
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Right. | |
| It's 100% real. | ||
| The intel you're given is incredible. | ||
| But then all the time, I have intel that would make money in this market, and the guy's like, nope, you're not supposed to use your knowledge in that area. | ||
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Wait, wait, wait! | |
| I'm going to do what the Holy Spirit says every time. | ||
| Not half the time or some of the time. | ||
| And the more you follow its directive, you're not a slave, but you follow the orders. | ||
| You're just at a whole other level. | ||
| So this raises the question of, is that why he didn't get into Bitcoin? | ||
| Does anybody really want to unpack what it means to go through a rant like this? | ||
| You know, where eventually you get down to like... | ||
| Somehow you're trying to convince yourself that you're not a slave to God while at the same time saying that being a slave to God is the greatest thing that you could possibly be. | ||
| But I hate slavery, so I can't be a slave to God. | ||
| And I could have all the wealth and riches that I want, but God doesn't let me use these magical psychic powers that I have for evil. | ||
| And I could have dated all the hottest women in school. | ||
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And I did! | |
| And I could have done this! | ||
| And I could have done this! | ||
| And I did date them, but then I found out they were Satanists. | ||
| And I was also the best athlete. | ||
| And I was also the best... | ||
| Yeah, it's like, Jesus Christ, man. | ||
| Just calm it down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just relax. | ||
| So, Alex is tuned into the God Channel by virtue and way of the giant eagle that visited him over chicken fried steaks 27 years ago and made him sign a contract. | ||
| What if you didn't really like chicken fried steak? | ||
| Wouldn't you still have to keep eating it, though, just in case? | ||
| Just to see if that's the portal? | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| I mean, you try to recreate the circumstances. | ||
| You'd have to at least once. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's the case of the superstitious pigeon. | ||
| Yes, absolutely. | ||
| That sort of behavior thing. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Maybe that's why Alex... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| He probably eats chicken food quite a bit. | ||
| I mean, it's delicious. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he knows. | ||
| He's tuned into this God channel. | ||
| But he also can check in on the Devil channel. | ||
| He can see what's going on over there. | ||
| I hate... | ||
| I hate this. | ||
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Why? | |
| I hate this idea of... | ||
| You channel surf! | ||
| I hate it so much that God is even... | ||
| God's poking up or just popping up. | ||
| Hey, nope, don't use it there! | ||
| I'm out! | ||
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Bye! | |
| I was God here! | ||
| Hey, I have a good stock tip. | ||
| Nope! | ||
| I spent so much of my life taking religion so seriously, and to hear this is so fucking funny. | ||
| Well, here's what the devil's up to. | ||
| I know what the Satanists have dialed into, because... | ||
| I can also, anybody can, tune to that channel. | ||
| And before I got commissioned, I am a very empathic, connected person, like many of you are. | ||
| Everybody is to a certain extent. | ||
| And so I'm dialed around the radio dial. | ||
| And man, let me tell you, it's not a good place. | ||
| It is not a good place to be. | ||
| These Satanists are only happy for very brief periods of time while they're hurting somebody innocent. | ||
| And that's why they want to have abortion and death and infanticide and transgenderism and fentanyl and all this betrayal and pain and sorrow and being cut off from God and being desperate and being alone. | ||
| Wow, God is the complete opposite. | ||
| Love, completion, honor, strength, will, your ancestors, the spirit families we all come from that God has already set up. | ||
| It's like we have families in the third dimension. | ||
| I mean, this is all incredible. | ||
| It's beyond anything you can imagine. | ||
| And then there's that total honor, total completion for infinity. | ||
| Perfection. | ||
| Perfection! | ||
| Yeah, God has his channel. | ||
| Satan's got a channel. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think my personal hell is probably Satan on the radio. | ||
| Because that sound drop, you know, the one where the... | ||
| Howard Stern, me so horny sound. | ||
| No, the one where it's like the woman saying... | ||
| I never listen to that much Stern, so I don't know. | ||
| I'm telling you, it's everybody's... | ||
| It's like the me so horny from the two live crew. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And it's just... | ||
| That's hell. | ||
| That is hell. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, I... | ||
| I wonder what other channels are available. | ||
| I wonder what... | ||
| It can't only be a two-channel radio band. | ||
| Well, I mean, okay, so we don't talk about the Pantheon or the host. | ||
| Is there a Zeus channel? | ||
| No, there's Sandalfon. | ||
| He's got a smooth jazz channel. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I would assume that... | ||
| You got the Archangel Michael. | ||
| Hephaestus has like a craft channel. | ||
| Oh, now we're adding the full. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| All bets are off. | ||
| Loveline. | ||
| Yeah, for sure. | ||
| Odin has a sports call and radio show, for sure. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| You know it. | ||
| Gave his one eye to know what's happening. | ||
| Yeah, I think... | ||
| I like the radio metaphor, but I think Alex needs to work on it a little bit more. | ||
| So he finally gets around to playing a clip from Rogan and Elon Musk. | ||
| And they're talking about how Twitter used to be run out of San Francisco. | ||
| And that San Francisco has a demonic energy that it was vibing out into the world by way of Twitter. | ||
| And so this ideology of death... | ||
| It was coming from San Francisco, and it was being shot out by Twitter, which is why Elon Musk needed to buy it in order to save civilization from this evil message that was being pumped out by the philosophy of San Francisco. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're not going to hear any of that because it's a long clip. | ||
| I mean, I don't want to be melodramatic, but it's almost like a death cult. | ||
| It's a death cult. | ||
| No, no, that is exactly right. | ||
| It's essentially the extinctionists. | ||
| Like, it's in the limit. | ||
| It is that they're propagating the extinction of humanity and civilization. | ||
| And there's some people who are, like most of the time, it's implicit. | ||
| But sometimes it's explicit. | ||
| Like there was a guy on the front page of the New York Times who literally has a thing called the Extinctionist Movement. | ||
| And he was quoted on the front page of the New York Times as saying, there are 8 billion people in the world, but it would be better if there were none. | ||
| And I'm like, well, buddy, you can start with yourself. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Let's calm it down. | ||
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Does he have friends? | |
| That's what always fascinated me. | ||
| Well, here he is. | ||
| He looks like you did not long for this earth. | ||
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He wasn't. | |
| I mean, he's not young. | ||
| Voluntary human extinction movement. | ||
| That's hilarious. | ||
| I'd like to party with that dude. | ||
| I would just like to, like... | ||
| That's an explicit version of the death cult. | ||
| Yeah, maybe you live long and die out. | ||
| I mean, it's not... | ||
| Extinction is a word he uses. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| No, I mean, it's literally a self-description. | ||
| Did they cover him glowingly? | ||
| That death was in charge of social media. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And still largely is at Google and Facebook, by the way. | ||
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What? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So I'm like, I'm not in favor of human extinction. | ||
| They are, and they can go to hell. | ||
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Well, that guy is. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Strong words. | ||
| That guy seems silly. | ||
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Watch out. | |
| I would like to hang out with him, though. | ||
| I would like to find out what makes him tick. | ||
| I bet that guy is fascinating. | ||
| You get him alone for a few days? | ||
| I'm in favor of a few days. | ||
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It takes a few days to know, man. | |
| If you take environmentalism to an extreme, you start to view humanity as a plague on the surface of the earth, like a mold or something. | ||
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Right. | |
| But this is actually false. | ||
| The Earth could take probably ten times the current civilization. | ||
| The population could be, you could 10x the population without destroying the marine forest. | ||
| So the environmental movement, and I'm an environmentalist, has gone too far. | ||
| They've gone way too far. | ||
| You know, if you start thinking that humans are bad, then the natural conclusion is humans are bad. | ||
| All right, then pause. | ||
| Back it up ten seconds. | ||
| Back it up. | ||
| So the voluntary human extinction movement, or vehement, was something that me and my buddies would make jokes about 20 years ago. | ||
| I mean, it's existed forever. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| It's a real thing in as much as it exists, but it's not a relevant movement in society. | ||
| And this whole, like, why don't you go first? | ||
| They are. | ||
| Yeah, that's the idea. | ||
| They plan to die and not reproduce. | ||
| That's the voluntary human extinction. | ||
| We're going to kill ourselves. | ||
| We're choosing not to have kids for the sake of this voluntary extinction. | ||
| This is ridiculous for Elon Musk, the richest person in the world and owner of one of the largest social media companies in the world, to be whining about them to Joe Rogan, one of the biggest podcasters in the world. | ||
| The scale difference is ridiculous. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| Now, I don't think that any of the environmentalists are saying that humans are bad, but many human actions that we've normalized over the years are, in fact, bad, and there are some behaviors changes that we can make to be better. | ||
| Elon doesn't make that distinction, probably because he's a shithead. | ||
| I don't want to spend more time than I need to breaking down a stoned interview between these two idiots where Rogan's actually wearing a blonde wig, by the way, but I just want Yeah. | ||
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God damn it. | |
| Halloween, baby. | ||
| I think it's Halloween. | ||
| I hate this world. | ||
| Musk brings up how dirty environmentalists see humans as mold, and that made me think of one very specific thing that I'm going to play for you now. | ||
| Alright, this is what I think about people, and this is where it's going to get really weird. | ||
| I think human beings... | ||
| Are just a very complicated form of bacteria. | ||
| I think if you looked at the earth as a living organism, and who's to say that it's not some sort of a super organism, it's certainly a host for life, and we're considered a living organism, but really we're a host for life. | ||
| There's more E. coli living inside our gut than there have ever been people, ever. | ||
| There's bacteria that's constantly around you, and your body's fighting off that bacteria until your body grows old and dies, and then it doesn't fight anymore, and that bacteria just eats. | ||
| That's what it does. | ||
| I mean, that's what it's there for. | ||
| Okay, well, if you looked at the Earth as this living organism, and like you were flying into L.A., and you're passing over these beautiful mountains, and you see the ocean ahead, it all looks natural and beautiful, but then you see L.A. What the fuck is that? | ||
| That's a growth. | ||
| That's cancer. | ||
| It's big, and it's brown, and it stinks, and smoke's coming out of it, and it gets bigger every year. | ||
| And it doesn't matter what you do. | ||
| It's going to keep going. | ||
| You can knock it down with a fucking hurricane. | ||
| It rebuilds. | ||
| Light it on fire. | ||
| It rebuilds. | ||
| And I think if you were an intelligent life form from another planet and you were looking at the Earth... | ||
| You wouldn't see individual people. | ||
| You wouldn't see housekeepers and limo drivers and stand-up comedians. | ||
| You wouldn't see that. | ||
| You would see mold on a sandwich. | ||
| I think if you look at us objectively and the way we're headed and the way we've always been, it doesn't matter how much access to information we have, it doesn't matter how much technological innovation we have, we're always going to destroy the earth. | ||
| Because I think, somehow or another, that's what we're supposed to do. | ||
| I think that's our purpose here on Earth. | ||
| I think we are here to fuck shit up. | ||
| So this is one of the first pseudo-rants that really broke through for Rogan and helped create his brand as some kind of a druggy, deep thinker. | ||
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Yep. | |
| This went viral for the time. | ||
| And thus, this plus hanging out with Duncan Trussell probably should get most of the credit for people thinking that Joe had a lot of depth to him and he wasn't just the Fear Factor guy or the second round of man show guys. | ||
| Yeah, it was a lot of Trussell. | ||
| This was everywhere. | ||
| This particular rant, and he did it in various forms. | ||
| He did this multiple times. | ||
| This idea of flying over LA and seeing it, it's mold. | ||
| He literally is saying the same stuff that Elon... | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| The very mentality that Musk is talking about is something that Joe owes a lot of his career to, and it's a mentality that he spread super far and wide himself, to the point that when I hear Musk say something like comparing humans to mold, I don't think of environmentalists. | ||
| I think of Rogan, specifically. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So there's a little irony there. | ||
| You know, I don't know. | ||
| I mean, but it's on purpose. | ||
| You know, it's not necessarily ironic for somebody who is doing the thing to blame the people who are trying to stop him from doing on them. | ||
| You know, like, Elon saying environmentalists are the death cult is very clearly him being like, well... | ||
| Obviously, it's got me and my billionaire friends trying to escape the planet. | ||
| And put chips in you. | ||
| Yeah, that would be crazy if we were an extinction cult. | ||
| Alex, at one point, is talking about Iolevowski. | ||
| He's like, yeah, you know, I've had some problems with him, like with the electric cars and putting chips in people, but he's moved past that. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| He's still doing those things. | ||
| You've moved past it because you want something different. | ||
| He's learned the error of his ways. | ||
| I mean, yeah, it is nuts. | ||
| Anyway, I find there... | ||
| Dynamic. | ||
| Mosk and Rogan. | ||
| Insufferable. | ||
| I hate them so much. | ||
| But especially together. | ||
| Together they're the worst. | ||
| That is unlistenable shit. | ||
| It is! | ||
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What is it about money that makes people think I want to listen to them? | |
| I think it's the money. | ||
| And the people around them that treat them like everyone wants to listen to them. | ||
| God, that's so fucked up. | ||
| So Alex gets back to talking shit. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And he has some stories about his dad. | ||
| And we know that his dad was the smartest boy in Texas. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And he was recruited by the globalists. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And so Alex talks about that a little bit here. | ||
| They tried to recruit my dad when he was in high school. | ||
| He was already going to the University of Texas. | ||
| Plan 2. Thought he was joining NASA. | ||
| And they called him aside and recruited him into it. | ||
| He was in there for like four years. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| He didn't tell me about it until 2007. | ||
| You are just now telling us about this? | ||
| Going to a ballet recital with my... | ||
| Oldest daughter, Charlotte. | ||
| She was like three. | ||
| And my mother in the car said, David, it's not that bad. | ||
| And he said, no, it's as bad as all that. | ||
| And for 15 minutes, he just data-dumped it all. | ||
| Like a download from a people. | ||
| He was top of his class in the state of Texas. | ||
| They had six kids that were the smartest in all the tests. | ||
| And they recruited him there. | ||
| And out of the six, he was chosen for the program. | ||
| And the program was to set up a world government and slowly cut off the resources and carry out eugenics. | ||
| How's it going? | ||
| Now, they've recruited millions of people like that, and they're in almost every position of power. | ||
| So what does it mean now that Elon Musk is opposing them? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| And Joe Rogan and all the rest of it. | ||
| It means it's out in the open now. | ||
| That's the takeaway, and that's really the important news. | ||
| So, this just can't work with the timeline that Alex has been telling about his dad's recruitment stuff, because there were two recruitments that the globalists did. | ||
| There was never, he worked for them for four years, and then decided to get out. | ||
| This is all convoluted. | ||
| Just tell me, just say your dad could have beaten up my dad. | ||
| I would just prefer that to having to hear about how he's smart in a bunch of different fictional ways. | ||
| I mean, look, here's what I would like. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Sit down. | ||
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Sure. | |
| Give me the story, beat by beat. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And we stick with that. | ||
| Can't do it. | ||
| Don't do this, like, whatever serves the purposes of the day bullshit. | ||
| I can't handle it. | ||
| Because there's so many different timelines. | ||
| It's like an episode of Loki! | ||
| You know, I'm starting to think... | ||
| I recognize that that's a reference. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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I felt you needing... | |
| I tried. | ||
| I tried to, you know, reach out to your nerd stuff. | ||
| I'm starting to think that maybe you would rather a, like, written history as opposed to lore. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| But actually, I wouldn't mind if the lore was coherent. | ||
| Like, because it's just like... | ||
| Okay, so I could say, ah, Alex, you said that the globalists tried to recruit your dad and make him work in an underground thing and your mom didn't want to do it. | ||
| But then he'd be like, no, he was out of high school. | ||
| It was four years that he worked for them. | ||
| I'm like, wait, which is the truth? | ||
| Yeah, come on. | ||
| If everything is so slippery and undefined, then I can't do anything with it. | ||
| It's just meaningless Ethereum. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Elysium. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's idea, which is a new way of me saying diarrhea, but, you know, in a pithier way. | ||
| So Alex has a long analogy about being in a street fight with the globalists here. | ||
| Wait, I'm sorry? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It goes too long. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| Once we have a real debate about this, once this is out in the open, it fails. | ||
| Now it's going to get a lot of what it wants to do done because we're showing up late. | ||
| But the truth still trumps that. | ||
| So the devil's going to get a big piece of our ass. | ||
| And we're going to pay. | ||
| Shouldn't you be on that? | ||
| In the end, they're going to lose. | ||
| Didn't God appoint you or something? | ||
| Kind of like, you know, you're a tough guy. | ||
| You're not looking for a fight. | ||
| Some crazy person, while you're pumping gas, comes up and punches you right in the temple. | ||
| Strange choice. | ||
| You almost get knocked out. | ||
| You get up. | ||
| And you see them coming in to kick you in the face. | ||
| And you raise your hands up and grab them by the foot. | ||
| And throw them down. | ||
| What? | ||
| And you get up, and you're bleeding, and your vision's a little blurry, and you see them getting up, but your instincts kick in, and you right hook them as they come in right under the jaw. | ||
| Good shot. | ||
| You break their jaw. | ||
|
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Damn. | |
| They sprayed with gas. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| They got a knife! | ||
| Come at you with it. | ||
| Spray them with gas. | ||
|
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Come on. | |
| Reach out. | ||
| You miss grabbing it right. | ||
| Cuts one of your fingers off. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| It's okay. | ||
| Grab them by the head. | ||
| All right. | ||
| This is silly. | ||
| Flip them over your shoulder. | ||
| I'm sorry, what? | ||
| Call the police, put them in the ambulance, they're dead. | ||
| I mean, that's basically what this is like. | ||
| They're dead now? | ||
| Yeah, that's what this is like. | ||
| I just... | ||
| That is... | ||
| I get what the point is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that is that if someone jumps you, they're going to get a shot in even before you can defend yourself. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so the globalists are going to do that. | ||
| And there will be some damage that we're going to end up taking, but we'll end up throwing them into the concrete and killing them. | ||
| It's a little bit more of a play-by-play of this imaginary fight than we need. | ||
| There was a lot of it. | ||
| There was a lot of it. | ||
| I am starting to think... | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| I'm noticing this more and more frequently. | ||
| All these people have had revelations by God. | ||
| They always tell me how great God is and how He can do anything that He wants to do. | ||
| But then in their revelations, they also tell me how I'm going to have to get my shit kicked all the time. | ||
| And there's nothing they can do about it, and I didn't get to see the revelation from God. | ||
| So either they're telling the truth, or God is like... | ||
| Here's what you got to do to stop this stuff. | ||
| And he just sucks at it. | ||
| Maybe he's just bad. | ||
| He may be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And some of that is reinforced by what's about to happen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, Alex has said already that God said he cannot quit. | ||
| He can't. | ||
| He can't. | ||
| It's not his time yet. | ||
| He can't quit. | ||
| And I cannot make this more clear. | ||
| This is coming out of nowhere. | ||
| He went to break with a very standard plug that he wants money for his legal defense fund. | ||
| But it is not angry. | ||
| It is not any more desperate than he usually is. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And then he comes back from break like this. | ||
| We're going to take your calls for the rest of the hour. | ||
| We've been on air a long time. | ||
|
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And... | |
| I've been trying my best for a long time. | ||
|
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Hmm. | |
| Hmm. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I probably can't do the show now. | ||
| I gotta go. | ||
| Gotta rebroadcast ready. | ||
| I'm leaving. | ||
| Bye, everybody. | ||
| Well, I want to air this anti-Semitism thing that Gregory stood and maybe take a few more calls. | ||
| Anti-Semitic thing. | ||
| And I'm going to leave for a while. | ||
| I was about to take out four or five days. | ||
| I think I'm taking off. | ||
| One month sabbatical. | ||
| I'm out of here. | ||
| I'm out of here. | ||
| Nothing happened. | ||
| Nothing has prompted this outburst at all. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I had to go back and I had to listen to be like, did I miss a clue that something was about to break? | ||
| Because there was no indication to me that he was about to quit. | ||
| Well, I mean, he's very clearly in a mood, but it doesn't seem like a storming off mood. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I mean, you could tell from the vibes that vibes were bad. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| Yeah, these are not good vibes. | ||
| We're coming into sad boy territory. | ||
| But it does really feel like you can make it through the show. | ||
| You can do your job. | ||
| There was a little bit of an emotion. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| But other than that, there's no indications of fuck it, go to rebroadcast. | ||
| Hey, listen, I've gone into the bathroom and cried at work by myself, so there's no shame in doing that, and then you get right back to it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, uh, Biddy pouts. | ||
| Oh, does he pout? | ||
| Oh, he stinks! | ||
| I'm taking off. | ||
| Oh, I thought he was leaving. | ||
| One month sabbatical, I'm out of here. | ||
| And then nobody will have me, and I'm not, you know, it's just time to do it. | ||
| It's time to split. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| We've been telling you this! | ||
|
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I've tried as hard as I can. | |
| I've done everything I could. | ||
| But I can't hurt myself anymore. | ||
| Fucking Eeyore. | ||
| I just can't do it anymore. | ||
| Because I'll get blamed for whatever happens to this place anyway, so watch. | ||
| I can't save it. | ||
| I can't do it. | ||
| I can't do it. | ||
|
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I tried. | |
| Okay. | ||
| At some point, you've got to admit it's over. | ||
| At some point, you've got a minute. | ||
| Yes, you do. | ||
| We'll have our nuclear war. | ||
| You can all starve in the streets. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Stop trying. | ||
| Is it good? | ||
| Everybody's got a party to go to. | ||
| Everybody's got some dope smoke. | ||
| It's not your fault. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| Hell, I'll go start smoking dope, maybe. | ||
| Dude, please. | ||
| Yeah, no, that's just it. | ||
| It's just it, man. | ||
| Just it. | ||
| I tried. | ||
| I don't understand this, like... | ||
| I just don't understand taking such responsibility for something that you had no control over, no power over, and refusing to take responsibility for the things that you did actually do. | ||
| But we don't even know what this is prompted by. | ||
| It's prompted by everything. | ||
| I can't do this. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| The slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune. | ||
| We actually do find out what happened, but it's so unclear. | ||
| It takes forever for him to, like, get to the point of what he's moping about. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But he doesn't, well, he does, I mean, I don't know. | ||
| I actually, I'll be honest, I turned this off a little bit early. | ||
|
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Good call. | |
| I don't know, he said he planned to take a few more calls and then leave at the point where I decided to give up. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Because I was just like, alright, you've done your bit, you've done your piece. | ||
| The only thing that's possibly going to happen is you're going to scream again. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And you've already done that, so you've exhausted my patience of one freakout per episode. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But he doesn't want to talk to callers about his freakout. | ||
| His little, I'm quitting, I can't save him for wars. | ||
| Right. | ||
| They're going to blame me anyway, so who gives a fuck? | ||
| Right. | ||
| And this is where we get our first clue of why Alex is having a breakdown. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, I did keep one piece of information from you, because I honestly, as I was listening to this, Initially, he didn't think it was important, so I didn't cut any clips of it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And that is that Alex has been planning, in the third hour, to interview Joel Gilbert. | ||
| He's the guy who made the Dreams of My Real Father movie about Obama's dad not being his dad. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And then he also now apparently has a documentary about Michelle Obama being a man. | ||
|
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Oh. | |
| And so... | ||
| Man, that would have been real fun if he did a sequel where it was just the same, like it was a reboot, you know. | ||
|
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Frank Marshall Davis is her dad. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, it is not that. | ||
| But he planned to interview Joel Gilbert. | ||
|
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Sure. | |
| And they did notice that this wasn't happening. | ||
| And so that is part of why Alex is having a freak out. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| I don't want to hear from the callers about what I'm saying right now. | ||
| Because I'm not playing around. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| And we used to be able to fund ourselves. | ||
| But then somebody... | ||
| About once or twice a week. | ||
| Because I'd already have these authors and filmmakers on. | ||
| Once twice a week, we'd have Patriot filmmakers and authors on, and then we'd buy a couple thousand of their DVD or their book, and we'd sell it, and they'd sell some on their own site. | ||
| We'd be able to be on air. | ||
| And then we'd get that money to build the infrastructure. | ||
| And over the years, for whatever reason, we stopped ordering books and films, even though they sold. | ||
| Supplements, that's why. | ||
| Because they have higher profit margin. | ||
| I spent over two months. | ||
| Trying to get this film and this book, and it's incredible. | ||
| It's unbelievably powerful. | ||
| By Joel Gilbert in the store. | ||
| And since our warehouse is up in Colorado, I just kept rescheduling Joel Gilbert, just trying to get a copy of the film so I could see it. | ||
| And that took about a month. | ||
| It wasn't his fault. | ||
| He sent them to us. | ||
| So I finally got it. | ||
| I'm not complaining. | ||
| I just can't do it anymore. | ||
| And we finally got it and rescheduled it for the third time, and then... | ||
| It's the default. | ||
| It's nobody's fault. | ||
| I need a trailer for a movie I've seen. | ||
| Or in the old days, we'd make a promo. | ||
| That's my fault, isn't it? | ||
| We'd make a promo, or I'd say, I've seen this film. | ||
| It's powerful. | ||
| You need to get it. | ||
| We might sell 10,000 of these. | ||
| And then that keeps on air. | ||
| It's my fault. | ||
| See, I'm long in the tooth. | ||
| I can't do this anymore. | ||
| It's my fault. | ||
| But we're not interviewing Joel Gilbert today. | ||
| Probably never will. | ||
| I might never come back. | ||
| You fucking baby! | ||
|
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He's so mad because there's no trailer for Joel Gilbert's film. | |
| He's such a baby! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Look, I can't sell this film without a fucking trailer. | ||
| So what are we going to do? | ||
| I'll never talk to Joel Gilbert again. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| I'll just never talk to him. | ||
| Maybe I'll leave and never come back. | ||
| That is... | ||
| You really kind of get the feeling, the hope that like... | ||
| There's something meaningful behind this, but it's not. | ||
| It's just, I don't have the tools available to me to sell this bullshit documentary, and so, fuck you, Joel. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And fuck all you who are listening. | ||
| That is one of those behaviors that really should be the biggest and easiest red flag of, like, this person's not responsible in any facet of life. | ||
| The deepest hue of red. | ||
| I mean, when you see that in a child, you go, that makes sense, and now here is the pivot point for your entire life. | ||
| If you learn to never do shit like that again, you're gonna be fine. | ||
| It's an indication of... | ||
| Something, like, some path of development not going the right way. | ||
| That you feel like you can act like this and get what you need. | ||
| You cannot fit within society in any comfortable way if this is part of your thought process. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You whiny, whiny little baby. | ||
| Jesus Christ. | ||
| So anyway, everyone around Alex is incompetent. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I might never come back. | ||
| Because I can't do it anymore, man. | ||
| I can't make every decision. | ||
| I can't run everything. | ||
| I can't sit there and say it's this way and that way, and then it's not done the next time. | ||
| I can't beg people to be here over and over again. | ||
| This crew's great. | ||
| The ones that are here, great. | ||
| I just, I just, it's... | ||
| The ones that are here. | ||
| People are so comfortable. | ||
| But don't worry. | ||
| You're going to have your nuclear war, you're going to have your depression, and it's not going to matter anymore. | ||
| You talking to the crew? | ||
| And the good news is the left's going to burn first. | ||
| And I'm not a sadistic or vindictive person, but I am. | ||
| Well, I guess we'll keep you warm. | ||
| So all you leftists are going to starve to death and get everything you want. | ||
| All right. | ||
| You think you're going to be running the death camps? | ||
|
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You're going to be um... | |
| Yeah, I probably shouldn't be on air. | ||
| I don't know if you can tell. | ||
| Did he just say, I probably shouldn't be on air? | ||
| Yeah, he did. | ||
| Yeah, I probably shouldn't be on air. | ||
| Yeah, no shit. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, man. | ||
| I do think that we're talking about certain forms of hell. | ||
| And I think a particular form of hell is being in the situation Alex is in where no one gives a shit about him. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anybody who had people who cared about them would not allow them to behave this way in public. | ||
| You would have people who are concerned for you and stop you from acting like this. | ||
| And he just doesn't have anyone who cares. | ||
| I mean, it really is, yeah. | ||
| It makes sense for, if you're inside of it, to think people enabling you in this way is them rewarding you. | ||
| And so, you know, people who reward you care about you. | ||
| If people care about you, they give you a reward. | ||
| It's very simple. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You know, but... | ||
| Whenever people are allowing you to do shit like this, it's because they absolutely do not give a fuck about you. | ||
| And there might be some marginal amount of benefit they get out of enabling you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that's more valuable to them than your well-being. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Your reputation. | ||
| Just like being with you. | ||
| It is a complete transaction if you behave this way. | ||
| And so, this leads me to a theory about why Rogan and Musk don't want to be around him. | ||
| I can't think of any reason. | ||
| He acts like this. | ||
| It's fucking annoying. | ||
| Can't think of any reason. | ||
| Anyway, Joel Gilbert, you should buy his film. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I'm going to come back and take phone calls. | ||
| I apologize to Joel Gilbert for not having him on. | ||
| It's not his fault. | ||
| It's my fault. | ||
| It is your fault. | ||
| I should have had a trailer ready. | ||
| I should have been ready. | ||
| I should have done that. | ||
|
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But we may never have him on. | |
| Who knows? | ||
| But you can get his film and his book. | ||
| It's an amazing film. | ||
| Michelle Obama. | ||
| She's a horrible person. | ||
| Find out her secrets. | ||
| Only the truth can stop her. | ||
| And the book, Michelle Obama 2024. | ||
| The book's available at InfoWarsStore.com and that keeps us. | ||
| Broadcast on air. | ||
| They're definitely trying to get her ready to rumble, Gavin Newsom. | ||
| I'm sold on this book. | ||
| I'm excited for it based on that sales pitch. | ||
| This reminds me of that Patton Oswalt bit about the comedy magician getting short-charged. | ||
| Bah! | ||
| And next bit! | ||
| Bah! | ||
| There we go! | ||
| They're doing angry magic. | ||
| Bah! | ||
| Just a mopey sales pitch. | ||
| It's a good book. | ||
| Let me never have him on. | ||
| I accidentally bought a ton of his book to sell at a cut rate. | ||
| We bought it on consignment. | ||
| And now we need to move them. | ||
| But we weren't prepared to do this interview so I don't have the promotional material available. | ||
| So it's not going to work. | ||
| And maybe Joel didn't want to come on unless they were able to present the book right. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who knows exactly what the behind the scenes thing was. | ||
| Who knows? | ||
| But now Alex is like, I gotta fucking sell these books, but I don't want to do this interview. | ||
| Buy the fucking book, it's good. | ||
| I mean, it is just like, hey, we'll do the interview now, and then we can play it again with the trailer tomorrow. | ||
| And I want to say, I don't know if this is going to make Alex feel better, but I'm doing my part. | ||
| I bought his book. | ||
| Not Joel Gilbert's, but I bought Alex's book. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| So, I mean, come on, man. | ||
| Cheer up. | ||
| You could do a promo with Gilbert there during the interview. | ||
| He's cut so many promos. | ||
| That's what makes it so mysterious to me. | ||
| There has to be something else that happened. | ||
| Whether it's Joel had some kind of a thing where it's like, you said you were going to make a trailer and you didn't. | ||
| Thereby, you're breaching our contract. | ||
| Much like Alex is breaching his contract with God by saying he's going to quit. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| And not doing that. | ||
| There has to be some behind-the-scenes thing that isn't quite being picked up. | ||
| Because it can't just be we need to reschedule the interview. | ||
| No. | ||
| You said you rescheduled three times. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, look. | ||
| Alex is upset. | ||
| Obviously, I'm upset. | ||
| And a lot of stuff's going on. | ||
| That's just the way it is. | ||
| And that's just the way it's going to have to be. | ||
| That's just the way it's going to go down. | ||
| It is what it is. | ||
| But everybody's going to take things serious real soon. | ||
| And then you will face God. | ||
| And nothing's gonna stop there. | ||
| Alright, man. | ||
| This is what somebody in the office mutters beneath their breath after they get the mildest of criticisms about the work they did. | ||
| You're gonna face God soon. | ||
| Yeah, it's like, no, dude, I just need you to... | ||
| 14 point. | ||
| You're typing 12, 14 point, that's all I need from you. | ||
| Well, I'm upset. | ||
| And that's how it's going to be? | ||
| You can't be upset. | ||
| And that's just how it is. | ||
| Well, you'll meet God soon. | ||
| Anyway, Alex doesn't take calls. | ||
| He does take some calls eventually, but instead of taking calls, he does this. | ||
| So I need everybody to understand that, are you going to give up? | ||
| Are you going to go along with this? | ||
| Because if you don't support our broadcast... | ||
| Will you talk to me? | ||
| If you don't buy the products at Forrestware.com... | ||
| Alex, you quit earlier. | ||
| If you don't go to DefendJones.com and make a straight donation so I can pay my bills and I'm upside down, then I am forced to go underground. | ||
| So look, I don't know what that means. | ||
| I'm forced to go underground? | ||
| I have to pause this for a second because I just had a flash of imagination that I think is really awesome. | ||
| Alex, if he wants to make all the money... | ||
| And he wants to get all the attention. | ||
| Go viral. | ||
| You need to do a cover of Destiny's Child's Bills, Bills, Bills. | ||
| Can you pay my lawyer bills? | ||
| Can you pay my automobiles? | ||
| I don't think you do. | ||
| So, I'm gonna quit. | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Alright, I like it. | ||
| If he wanted to, think about how many people would post that. | ||
| That would be all over the place. | ||
| That would be all over the place. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he could even wear wigs. | ||
| The wigs would do it. | ||
| He doesn't have to. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, he has to. | ||
| I think that there's a lot of potential there. | ||
| He could also do a cover of Bugaboo about Soros or Klaus Schwab. | ||
| The worry I have is the more you say these things, the more likely I feel like Alex is going to wind up in blackface. | ||
| Yeah, I think it would be tough for him to resist. | ||
| It's a very short walk to get from there to being like, no, no, no, I'll black up. | ||
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no! | ||
| But I just think with bills, bills, bills, there is a perfect thing to threaten the audience with, like, you have to pay my lawyer bills, work the automobiles into it for the tank. | ||
| That's tough. | ||
| No, it works. | ||
| I mean, I know it's... | ||
| You just need the visual of the tank to accompany the automobiles. | ||
| Sure, that was just an original criticism I had of Destiny's Child's show. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| I don't think you do. | ||
| So the world is gonna be nuked. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| And I am forced because you quitting is me quitting. | ||
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You quit. | |
| And I guess I can sit here on air until they put chains on the doors and the lights go out. | ||
| What is the sound of one hand quitting? | ||
| And then that will really show you, oh look, they really shut down. | ||
| But the way they've set it up is I get completely exhausted. | ||
| By the time that even takes place. | ||
| So I need your support at defendjones.com. | ||
| I'm in the hole. | ||
| Well over a million and a half dollars. | ||
| And I don't have ways to pay this stuff. | ||
| I should hope it's a lot more than that. | ||
| And if people don't think this shows a value, and people don't think they want to get this on air, then take me out of the game. | ||
| I'm ready right now. | ||
| And I'm not going to tolerate anybody around me that doesn't realize the war we're in. | ||
| Defendjones.com. | ||
| Alright, I did that live on air. | ||
| No. | ||
| That's a three-minute ad I just cut. | ||
|
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No. | |
| I'm gonna run that on the network, and we'll see what happens. | ||
| All right, I just did some passive-aggressive moping about how people need to give me money. | ||
| Cut that, turn that into an ad so I don't have to come in and do any extra work outside of the time that I'm on air. | ||
| That is fucking amazing. | ||
| Yeah, what a fucking loser. | ||
| Just amazing. | ||
| Also, I don't know if that's the best sales pitch. | ||
| Oh, maybe you don't. | ||
| I don't want my lucky charms anymore. | ||
| Well, then fuck you! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Eat your own goddamn cereals! | ||
| Oh, eat your honey nut! | ||
|
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Oh! | |
| It's a whiny sales pitch. | ||
| Eat your Twix! | ||
| It's every one of you for kids! | ||
| No! | ||
| If Alex is saying... | ||
| Please come back. | ||
| I've got more lucky charms for you. | ||
| If Alex is saying that, like, you know, I quit. | ||
| I can't do this anymore. | ||
| Fuck this shit. | ||
| Oh, Elon Musk and Rogan are doing what I've done and they're going to be able to do it better than me? | ||
| Why would you give him money? | ||
| I mean, this is... | ||
| Don't! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, we have one last clip because after that point I was like, oh, you're just going to cut commercials with your sad ass on air? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| I don't want to listen to this. | ||
| But I heard this and I thought it was really funny so I had to include it. | ||
| And I'm not even depressed. | ||
| We've had devastating victories against the enemy and at a certain point, like your 45-year-old quarterback... | ||
| That's the equivalent of being an 85-year-old man in the regular world. | ||
| You've got to hang your spurs up. | ||
| But there's not a sense of urgency. | ||
| Oh, Alex will always carry us through. | ||
| Alex will always do it. | ||
| Or people think, oh, well, Infowars is going down. | ||
| You know, even some of the crew. | ||
| I'll just show up three days a week. | ||
| Jones will put up with it. | ||
| He's a candy ass. | ||
| He's a nice guy. | ||
| No, he won't. | ||
| You're going to get fired. | ||
|
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So there's some trouble with the crew. | |
| Now that's how you do it. | ||
| That's how you do it. | ||
| Congratulations. | ||
|
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Send a message to a specific employee on air. | |
| You think I'm a candy ass? | ||
| Instead of talking to you, I'm going to put you on blast by vaguely mentioning you on air. | ||
| See, I love that. | ||
| I love that. | ||
| In every possible... | ||
| I love the worker's choice. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I love... | ||
| Hey, listen. | ||
| This place is going down. | ||
| I'm not going to care. | ||
| But also, if I quit, I don't have any money. | ||
| So fuck it, I'll just show up and if I get paid, I get paid. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| I was a temp at Groupon for periods of time. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And so there were actually two stretches of time that I worked there. | ||
| You were a temp for long enough to be a borderline perm. | ||
| Well, I did actually get hired eventually, but it took such a fucking fight. | ||
| But the first time that I was there as a temp, we were brought... | ||
| And then they made the announcement that they were going to eliminate this department, this entire department that we were working in. | ||
| But they thought that they would be ready to go sooner than they were. | ||
| They thought that they had the things in place to automate the department, but they didn't. | ||
| So we gotta ask you guys to stick around a little bit. | ||
| Right, so a lot of us were temps, and we were there basically until they decided they didn't need us anymore. | ||
| And they'd already been, like, they'd shown their ass by being like, even the people who are employee employees, you're not gonna have a job. | ||
| Oh, that's not good. | ||
| And so that environment just led to, like, well... | ||
| Why the fuck would I care? | ||
| We have you over a barrel, basically. | ||
| You can't possibly do anything about our behavior. | ||
| So you'd show up at noon. | ||
| It did not matter at all. | ||
| Come fucking get me. | ||
| No one could do anything about it, basically. | ||
| And the people who were supposed to be your presumptive supervisors, they had already been told that their department's going to be gone, so they don't care to punish you. | ||
| It was... | ||
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Madness. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| For a window of time there, because Groupon made that horrible administrative decision. | ||
| Bad idea. | ||
| And that's kind of what I feel like it must be like at InfoWard right now. | ||
| Yeah, it has to be. | ||
| It has to be. | ||
| It's an apocalypse. | ||
| Like, you're watching a slow-motion apocalypse happen, and your boss is the literal fucking devil. | ||
| It's a free-for-all. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And your boss is a candy ass. | ||
| Show up three days. | ||
| Yeah, I'll show up three days. | ||
| What are you going to do about it? | ||
| Oh, so passive-aggressive. | ||
|
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So passive-aggressive. | |
| I could not be. | ||
| If that was how I made it onto Infowars proper, if that was the only way. | ||
| If you are that employee. | ||
| Please email us. | ||
|
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Totally. | |
| We will protect your anonymity. | ||
| 100%. | ||
| Congratulations to you. | ||
| Knowledgefight at gmail.com. | ||
| Please send us an email. | ||
| We would love to congratulate you. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Privately. | ||
| Yes. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I just feel like there's an image of nobody. | ||
| There's a real Rodney Dangerfield-y vibe to Alex on this episode. | ||
| No one respects him. | ||
| Elon Musk and Rogan don't respect him enough. | ||
| God certainly does, and the second-tier version of the Holy Spirit. | ||
| I know, I don't respect him. | ||
| There's clearly some dissension around the workplace. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tough times. | ||
| I mean, if I had watched the... | ||
| Don't let Owen go to jail the way they did. | ||
| I think I would definitely be like, I don't care for people here. | ||
| If I were a person who was an idealistic true believer, and I saw Owen be treated that way, it would be a wake-up moment. | ||
| If I was someone who was just there for a gig, it wouldn't affect me much, because I would just be like... | ||
| I don't really give a shit. | ||
| What did you think was going to happen? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, this is on you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But that would have an effect of probably shaking my faith if I was invested. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I imagine we'll see if it shakes his. | ||
| Alex's? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Nah. | ||
| I mean, if he's calling in from jail, he's probably like... | ||
| Oh, is he calling in from jail? | ||
| That's what Alex said about the solitary confinement thing. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, apparently called in from jail. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| But if he's doing that, then he's still invested in creating the narratives along with Alex. | ||
| So they may have come to an understanding of some sort. | ||
| Disgusting. | ||
| But Alex did scream... | ||
| I don't remember if we talked about it on air, but he did talk about how he can't pay Owen because the bankruptcy. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| The bankruptcy court says he can't pay Owen. | ||
| They're the ones who are paying everybody. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They run his business now. | ||
| I think there's a half-truth to that. | ||
| But I also think that you can tell the bankruptcy court, this guy's on retainer. | ||
| He's an important employee of mine. | ||
| Now, here's another thing. | ||
| I wouldn't be surprised if he was still paying Jerome Corsi somehow. | ||
| Just by a fucking accident. | ||
| Here's another thing. | ||
| If Alex does go on... | ||
| We're recording this on Thursday the 2nd, so we didn't have time to know what he did on his show if he decided to go on his month. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| But if he does... | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| You've already got Harrison Smith hosting the war room because Owen's in jail. | ||
| You've got Chase Geyser down here in the American Journal. | ||
| What do you do with Alex's show if he goes? | ||
| I think you have to raise Chase Geyser up to the headline. | ||
| Harrison Smith can't be on the headline show! | ||
| No, you can't. | ||
| Chase Geyser is a better choice, and we know nothing about him. | ||
| Nothing about him. | ||
| Right. | ||
| If he had his mouth sewn shut, better choice. | ||
| Here's the thing, though. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| Do you try and bring in a big guy? | ||
| None like Steven Crowder. | ||
| And have him host your show. | ||
| But then you risk the possibility that they do a better job than you. | ||
| Can't do that. | ||
| And then you're hosed when you're trying to come back. | ||
| No, that's not happening. | ||
| What do you do? | ||
| I'll tell you what you do. | ||
| You do it like The Daily Show have a rotating cast of hosts. | ||
|
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Uh-uh. | |
| What's up? | ||
| You know it. | ||
| I know it. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| There's one man floundering. | ||
| There's one man doesn't know where to go. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| There's one man who can save InfoWars. | ||
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Trump? | |
| And he was just on Theo Vaughn's podcast. | ||
| I'm talking about Tucker Carlson. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Info Tucker Wars. | ||
| Now that is interesting. | ||
| I think that would be maybe mutually beneficial. | ||
| I think so too. | ||
| I think it actually, for all of the shit that we have talked about, all of this shit, I think at this point in time, Alex and Tucker do probably make sense together. | ||
| And I think that Tucker being a fill-in for Alex, He would be able to, in some ways, pretend that he's above it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And I think... | ||
| And he'd have organized airtime as opposed to just some dumb Twitter views show, which nobody likes, and also was the wrong platform to do it on at the exact same time as some weirdo evil billionaire decided to destroy it because he didn't masturbate enough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I do think that there's... | ||
| Tucker needs something other than Twitter. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dude, I mean, if there is a pitch for someone who could fill in for Alex when he goes for a month, it would be Tucker. | ||
| But the problem is Alex couldn't then come back. | ||
| Because I think that Tucker would probably reveal to them how bad Alex is at the job. | ||
| Well, I think, one, I don't think it would be too big of a deal there. | ||
| Because everybody already watches both. | ||
| Everybody knows the difference between Alex and Tucker. | ||
| Ooh, big problem. | ||
| Can't afford him. | ||
| Well, that's definitely a big problem. | ||
| Yeah, not even close. | ||
| I'm talking about for Tucker, though. | ||
| To do it pro bono? | ||
| Yeah, because he comes in, it shows off like he's rescuing Infowars, like he's a fucking serious hero on this case. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He doesn't need money on account of he's a... | ||
| Billionaire or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, he's doing this out of the goodness of his heart. | ||
| Money doesn't even exist for Tucker. | ||
| It's just a way for him to compare balls with other rich dudes. | ||
| Now, if Alex and Tucker were friends like he says they are, this is something that I could see as being a possibility. | ||
| I would do it, yeah. | ||
| It would be the smart thing to do, but it's not going to happen. | ||
| Because Alex is a giant piece of shit. | ||
| I don't know if it's a smart thing to do, but it's an interesting next development for these folks. | ||
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Right. | |
| Which is something that they're lacking very seriously right now. | ||
| I mean, yeah, that's why I would say there's very little difference between the two of those at this point in time. | ||
| Interesting development is the smart move for anybody. | ||
| If Tucker did end up coming in, he would have access to people like Bolsonaro or like Orban. | ||
| These people that Alex idealizes in some ways, but they wouldn't go on InfoWars. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| But InfoWars starring Tucker Carlson, they might. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| And because that gets them on InfoWars, Alex gets to, by proxy, have all of everything he's ever believed confirmed. | ||
| See, I was always talking to these people because I've been talking to Tucker. | ||
| Right, the transitive property. | ||
| And now they've been on InfoWars, so I am right. | ||
| Of the things we've pitched, I would rather see the Destiny's Child cover. | ||
| True. | ||
| So let's hope for that. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Sands blackface. | ||
| Yes, definitely. | ||
| That's implied. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This episode's a mess. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I mean, it's still very surreal that we can listen to a man whine for this long as a job. | ||
| True. | ||
| And that's coming from both sides. | ||
| It's his job and it's our job. | ||
| And very little, like, actual content. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| You know? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He can stretch it out. | ||
| Just a day at the office. | ||
| Well, it's... | ||
| Maybe one out of, three out of five days at the office. | ||
| Well, maybe that's why he had to get his own coffee when Nick Fuentes was there. | ||
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That could be. | |
| Because that one guy didn't show up. | ||
|
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Because that guy wasn't there. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I can see that being, maybe it could be the camera operator, which is why he had to, nope. | ||
| Okay, hold on. | ||
| I'm trying to, I'm looking on Alex's site to see if he was in today. | ||
| If he was in the office. | ||
| I'm not seeing anything. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| This is dumb. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, Jordan, we'll be back. | ||
| Indeed we will. | ||
| With another episode, but until then, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| Yep, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| There's still no bit here. | ||
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Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo. | |
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |
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