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Sept. 4, 2023 - Knowledge Fight
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#845: September 2, 2023

In this installment, Alex does a "special" Saturday episode where he interviews Mike Flynn about impending hack attack false flags, and then talks to his former employee Rambo Joe Biggs, live from prison, about how he's been sentenced to 17 years in jail for plotting a seditious conspiracy.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
07:42
d
dan friesen
46:23
j
jordan holmes
26:01
m
michael flynn
07:00
Appearances
j
joe biggs
02:36
Clips
d
donald j trump
00:02
p
pastor david manning
00:02
Callers
andy in kansas
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
It's time to pray.
donald j trump
I have great respect for knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
Thanks for holding us.
andy in kansas
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your world.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
unidentified
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is...
This sauce.
jordan holmes
Roja, street taco sauce.
dan friesen
Yes, by Casa Mamita.
jordan holmes
Alright, okay.
Is that mom's house?
dan friesen
Mama's house.
Big mama's house.
jordan holmes
That's nice.
dan friesen
Starting Martin Lawrence.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
Right?
That was Martin Lawrence?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was Martin Lawrence.
dan friesen
Remember that movie, The Black Knight, where he time travels?
jordan holmes
Oh my god, I do remember the King Arthur, or no, the kid in a King Arthur's court, but it was the black version.
dan friesen
But it was Martin Lawrence.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like Black Annie.
It was fantastic.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
unidentified
What are we doing?
dan friesen
That movie played in a loop in the lobby of the theater I worked in.
I have it seared into my memory, him saying, your daughter's a freak.
jordan holmes
I find it so weird.
I think Martin Lawrence has one of the great careers of like, this movie is overall terrible, but there's five minutes that are, I'll hold those up for the rest of my life as being fucking hilarious.
dan friesen
I don't remember much of that movie if I even did see it.
jordan holmes
Oh no, I'm talking about every Martin Lawrence movie from the late 90s to the early 2000s.
dan friesen
He's had some movies that have had more than just minutes.
jordan holmes
He's had some great movies.
dan friesen
And he had a good stand-up career going before he got into...
One of the greats.
And he has the dubious honor of being kicked off of ever hosting SNL.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Ever again.
So, you know, hey.
What a career.
Anyway, this sauce...
jordan holmes
Is that what we were talking about?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I recently moved closer to an Aldi than other grocery stores.
And so I've started going down to the Aldi a little bit more.
And this has led to a couple things.
First, I have a taste for mamba candy now.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the mambas are good.
Yeah, I never really was interested in them, but then they're at the counter, and so I always grab one.
jordan holmes
Up your Starburst game.
dan friesen
I'm fascinated by how they managed to never have...
So you get the pack, and then there's three mini-packs, and each is a flavor.
So you have a strawberry, orange, and a lemon.
I'm fascinated by how they managed to never have doubles in there.
Like two lemons.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know...
dan friesen
I don't know how it works.
jordan holmes
Considering the number of times you go through a Starburst and you get one pink one and like 30 lemons, and then you go to Mamba and they organize.
Starburst is the southwest of candies like that.
Everybody has to line up like a fucking asshole, and you never know when you're even going to get on there.
dan friesen
But there is still a risk involved, and that is because there's four flavors of the Mamba and only three packs in there.
jordan holmes
I do appreciate that.
dan friesen
You may not get one of the things.
jordan holmes
And you know they did that on purpose.
dan friesen
Oh yeah, they did.
For the raspberry fans.
jordan holmes
I mean, you're gonna be like, shit, I gotta buy another mamba.
dan friesen
That's how they get you.
jordan holmes
They saw it.
They saw it coming.
dan friesen
So anyway, this sauce was taunting me because I was like, I don't know if it's gonna be any good.
It's kind of a hot sauce, but you know, it's a taco sauce.
It's great.
jordan holmes
It's great?
dan friesen
It goes really well on a whole bunch of things.
It's a good everyday kind of sauce.
jordan holmes
That's good.
dan friesen
You know, I've done my time in the trenches of the, like, hot things.
I still like that from time to time.
But I need something more like this as, like, a spice hammock for me in my old age to just enjoy.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No, I recall tasting some of the Thai food that we ate together and wondering if I was going to survive the evening.
dan friesen
Yeah, and you were getting, like, mild plus.
Yes, totally.
Yeah, yeah.
You weren't even in the game.
jordan holmes
I was not even a twinkle in my...
Well, whatever.
dan friesen
So, yeah, also Martin Lawrence, apparently.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
He's a good bright spot.
Bad boys, too.
Ooh.
You can't impeach Bad Boys 2. You simply can't.
I mean, you could.
For a lot of reasons.
dan friesen
Shit just got real.
jordan holmes
You can't do that.
dan friesen
Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Henry Rollins.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
dan friesen
I can't remember who else is in that.
jordan holmes
My Bright Spot, Dan.
dan friesen
Tennis?
jordan holmes
No.
How...
How High?
No, What We Do in the Shadows.
dan friesen
I've heard of that.
jordan holmes
Just ended its fifth season.
dan friesen
Oh.
I thought it was a movie.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
It was a movie.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
It was a movie originally done by Jemaine Clement.
Okay.
dan friesen
From the Flight of the Conchords.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Taika Waititi.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Well, that's a relief that it was a movie, because otherwise I'd have to really question my ability to passively absorb pop culture references.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they kind of reorganized the main concept and turned it into a TV series, and it's fantastic.
The writing is incredible, and on this last season, like, one of the great things about writing...
Okay, is that the, like...
Best you can do is you can surprise the audience with elegance.
dan friesen
Yeah, that is a good thing to do.
jordan holmes
There's a million different ways to surprise your audience.
There's a million different ways to emotionally manipulate.
There's all of these different tools.
But when you come up with a very elegant solution that wraps up everything that you want it to do, then you just sit there in awe.
dan friesen
Yeah, and especially when you don't really fully see that bow being tied.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is the best you can do.
Fucking nailed it.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
It's truly, truly an amazing accomplishment this season.
dan friesen
In the season finale, did he finally vanquish the Rhymenoceros?
jordan holmes
No, is it more of a hip-hopopotamus defeat this time?
dan friesen
Rats.
The end were all the humans dead.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, how many more Flight of the Conqueror songs?
dan friesen
Is there any inner city pressure?
jordan holmes
Not bad.
No, but you have to take a ride on the bus with the bus driver.
dan friesen
When the bus driver gets off his shift, is there ever a call that he makes from Bowie to Bowie?
jordan holmes
No, but there is a call he makes to Ian and Deanna.
dan friesen
I don't remember that.
jordan holmes
Nah, it's a song.
dan friesen
Nah, you got it going on.
All right.
jordan holmes
Okay, how long can we do this?
dan friesen
Just another ten minutes or so.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
We're going to be talking about I Had a Whole Other Plan, but then life gets in the way.
And Saturday on the 2nd, September 2nd, Alex did a little special.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Did a little special to talk to political prisoner Joe Biggs.
Calling in from jail.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Having been charged, convicted, and sentenced to 17 years in prison for organizing a seditious conspiracy.
jordan holmes
I'm going to be honest with you.
Like, outside of what we already know about Infowars and our experience with this, this is actually a genuinely exciting and interesting thing that I would be interested in hearing about.
An interview with a guy who was just convicted of attempting to overthrow...
America!
dan friesen
On paper.
jordan holmes
On paper?
That is an interesting interview!
dan friesen
It is.
jordan holmes
Why do I feel...
dan friesen
Not when the person interviewing him is sort of a confederate of his, and they're invested in lying about everything that has to do with the case.
Then it's not so interesting.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Not quite Errol Morris doing the interview.
unidentified
No.
An insightful, self-reflecting...
dan friesen
Penitent sort of interview where someone is really taking stock of what they got themselves involved in.
That would be very interesting.
jordan holmes
That would be really interesting.
dan friesen
That's not this, though.
jordan holmes
It's so crazy, the idea of, hey, we accidentally...
Tried to overthrow an entire nation.
dan friesen
Not accidentally.
jordan holmes
Well, not accidentally, but you know what I mean?
Not entirely on purpose.
dan friesen
Yeah, you remember that show, This Isn't Happening?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The storytelling show on Comedy Central?
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
A number of those stories have a sort of like, and all of a sudden I find myself in a situation where blank, and it's like this extreme nonsense.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And it's like a series of decisions that you didn't know you were making led you to this point.
Right.
And that could be, you know, something for somebody who tried to overthrow the Capitol.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
You know, like, all of a sudden I find myself in the rotunda.
Might as well be...
Mexicans got on boots!
jordan holmes
Could be.
Could be.
dan friesen
Got a bunch of references today.
I don't know what's going on.
jordan holmes
You're coming in hot.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Must have gotten some sleep last night or something.
jordan holmes
Ooh, excited.
dan friesen
Or...
Didn't.
jordan holmes
Or the complete opposite of that.
dan friesen
So we'll get down to business on this episode that also involves a big old star celebrity sighting, appearance.
General Flynn is on.
jordan holmes
Oh, I thought it was going to be Roger Stone.
dan friesen
No.
Is it a celebrity?
jordan holmes
Is General Flynn a celebrity?
dan friesen
Compared to Roger Stone.
I think that an appearance by General Flynn is much more rare.
jordan holmes
Sure, he's hot right now.
dan friesen
Well, but on InfoWars, too, like, Roger will show up any time.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
That's true.
General Flynn, you gotta convince him.
jordan holmes
You do gotta work for him.
dan friesen
So I think it's a little more special.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It also sucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But we'll get to that here in a minute, but before we do, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Jay from Spokane, the reheated-in-the-microwave wonk.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, filthy flying monkey who evolved out of a witch's butt.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, this is in parentheses or a bracket, excuse me, fake laughter, so that's your bailiwick.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
unidentified
Thank you!
dan friesen
Next, all one word, Diamond Roads.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And Dandy and Jordansis, I love you, from another stupid Let's Play channel.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
I think that's a channel, because it's all capital letters.
unidentified
It does.
dan friesen
Another stupid Let's Play channel.
jordan holmes
Ah.
dan friesen
We had a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, too, so thank you so much to Charlie, the cat dad, to Ezra, Emmett, Ellie, Eugene, and Elliot Hoke.
You are now a technocrat.
Where's the...
Okay, there it is.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
alex jones
Daddy Shark.
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
alex jones
I don't want to hate black people.
I renounce Jesus Christ!
dan friesen
Thank you so much!
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, one thing that we wanted to do, we don't do a great job of these sorts of things, and maybe we never do, but...
Possible.
We never do much promoting of things.
But our trip to the UK is coming up in the...
I mean, we talked about this before we recorded last time, that like...
Man, it's soon.
jordan holmes
It's happening.
dan friesen
It's happening, and it is crapped up.
jordan holmes
It is really a lot closer than I thought it was ever going to be.
dan friesen
Yeah, when you fall into a little bit of a depression hole, and then at the same time are trying to just keep moving with the work that's at hand and stuff, you lose sight of time a little bit.
And it's like, okay, well, it's July.
Nope, it's September.
jordan holmes
Why worry about the future?
I kind of don't believe I'm going to have one right now.
dan friesen
Right, and then you do, and here we are.
jordan holmes
Oh, I'm kind of...
We're regretting having a future right now.
dan friesen
Yeah, so we have, of course, the Glasgow show, the London shows, and those are sold out.
jordan holmes
Those are sold out, yes.
dan friesen
I mean, who knows?
Maybe if they showed up, there might be someone who didn't show up.
I don't know if that's the case, and I don't want to encourage people.
jordan holmes
I've seen only, like, so if you're on the waiting list, I've seen a few tickets cancel, and then people snatch them up almost immediately, too.
dan friesen
That's great that there's that system.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But also, we are going to be in Manchester for the QED Festival, and tickets are still available for that.
Now, granted, we have a live show there, and I'm going to be doing a presentation.
Yeah.
About Alex Jones, which...
PowerPoint might be involved?
unidentified
Oh no, damn.
jordan holmes
Can we set up a thing where I get to heckle you?
Yes!
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I hope you sit on stage at a little booth.
I need a crutch.
jordan holmes
Have a dunk tank, alright?
dan friesen
I don't want a dunk tank, but...
jordan holmes
No, for me.
I'll be in the dunk tank.
And then if anything is ever going into trouble, you can always just throw a ball, hit the dunk tank, and I'm down in there.
You're like, alright, we're back at it.
dan friesen
Or too much sass.
jordan holmes
Me?
Too much sass?
dan friesen
It's possible.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
You gotta get soaked.
But there are tickets still available to the QED Fest as a whole.
It is like a larger ticket, but it is a lot more people speaking and a lot of...
Interesting skeptic type presentations.
Also some other entertainment.
I'm not exactly sure of all of the other things that are there.
But yeah, we'll have our live show there.
And so, you know, if you're in the UK and you're desperate to see us and you didn't get in on those tickets, those are available.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
Absolutely.
And it's a good, I've heard nothing but very positive things about the vibe.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
jordan holmes
Which to me, like, I understand that you can explain to me what's going to happen at the conference or whatever it is, right?
But I'm a comic, so I'm going to go in there and I'm going to be like, these people aren't that funny.
But what I've heard from everybody is that when you're there, the vibe is so cool.
Everybody's so welcoming.
Everybody's so nice.
So that's what I'm looking forward to.
dan friesen
Yeah, definitely.
Everything that I've heard from folks has been...
Just a little bit less than early MaxFunCon talks.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there is a little bit of that.
I do remember that.
dan friesen
Remember how that felt like, oh, they're building a cult.
jordan holmes
Whoa!
What is John Hodgman doing to these people right now?
What is going on in their brains?
dan friesen
Yeah, this is like, it's a positive time, everybody's nice, but we're not a cult.
jordan holmes
We're not a cult.
dan friesen
That's what the QED vibe seems to be.
jordan holmes
The exact opposite of a cult.
dan friesen
Yeah, so you can check out their website and, you know, if you want to come see us.
And because it's a festival, we'll probably be walking around.
jordan holmes
We will probably be walking around.
dan friesen
I probably wouldn't mind talking to somebody if they bothered me.
I'm trying to sweeten the pot here.
jordan holmes
Come to QED!
You might randomly wander into Dan's field of vision as he runs away and hides in his room.
dan friesen
I won't, dude.
unidentified
No, I don't.
dan friesen
I'll walk away.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I know.
dan friesen
I'm not running.
jordan holmes
You'll take the elevator.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, Jordan, today we have the Saturday special.
Yes.
Which, yeah.
It is what it is.
Here's where we start.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
It is 1112 Central Standard Time.
We are coming to you from the Austin Studios of Infowars.
It is Saturday, September 2nd, 2023.
And for the next 45 minutes, General Flynn, one of the leading minds of the fight against the globalists, is joining us.
And then Joe Biggs is scheduled if he can get through from prison.
True political prisoner.
To be joining us as well after he was sentenced to 17 years in prison two days ago for committing absolutely no crime.
dan friesen
None.
So one of the fun vibes about this is because he's calling in from prison, and it's not like the last time where he had a cell phone.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
He can only call for 15 minutes at a time.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think he's, like, I don't know, he might be calling them collect or something.
But anyway, there's a voice that says, you have one minute left that plays, and then he disappears and he has to call back later.
And I don't understand why there was a second call.
He ran out of steam in the first call.
It's just asking for money.
jordan holmes
That's really all it is.
He's going to be in prison for a long time.
So his ability to make money will be lessened.
Especially since slavery is still legal in this country if you are a felon.
dan friesen
It's true.
Yeah.
And the sort of agitation and street violence business isn't hot in prison.
jordan holmes
It's not giving you...
dan friesen
That's what's on his resume.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Agitating and street violence.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and I mean, you think that when you are good at agitating and street violence outside, that you can bring those skills inside.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
Not always the case.
Sometimes there are better people.
dan friesen
The people inside are really good.
A lot of them are really good.
They have a lot of practice.
Not all prisoners, I guess.
jordan holmes
There's a difference.
dan friesen
There's a speed check.
jordan holmes
There's a bit of a difference.
dan friesen
So Flynn comes in.
He's first.
And he wants to talk about the GOP.
I don't know.
I find Michael Flynn a very weird character.
I feel like he sucks, and he always sucked.
But somehow he's debased himself.
I feel like him going on the Reawaken America tour and coming on Infowars, somehow beneath him.
It's not, but it still feels like it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think what happened for all of us is that we grew up in this generation of morning cartoons where the idea of being a general was such that you were clearly...
Competent beyond reasonability.
dan friesen
Yeah, there had been elaborate vetting processes that would have weeded a person who would go on Infowars out before they got to that point.
jordan holmes
And in cartoons, that exists.
Because there's no nepotism in cartoons.
But in real life, all of these people are fucking stupid.
They're all dumb, just like General Flynn.
dan friesen
General Flynn is a nepotism hire, too.
Because his dad was Errol Flynn.
Anyway, here's that clip.
michael flynn
Part of what I do want to talk about in some of the time that I have is the Republican Party.
Where's the Republican Party?
alex jones
Well, sir, you've got the floor, but let me just interject here because you're reading my mind.
I want to, before you have to go, get into it.
I understand you're defining for Americans the Chi-Com power group, the Russians, the globalists incestuously work with both, but they're undermining America, trying to demoralize us, trying to bankrupt us, destroying our cities.
What is their—I mean, obviously, I believe you would agree the globalists are the most powerful bloc.
michael flynn
Here's their ultimate goal.
Here's their ultimate goal.
I'm sorry, Alex.
Here's their ultimate goal.
alex jones
No, that's exactly what I was about to ask.
What is their goal?
michael flynn
I've said this very publicly, that their original intent was eight years of Obama, right?
Steal this country, eight years of Obama, and then get Hillary Clinton in charge and have eight years of Hillary Clinton, and we would be done.
You'd be done.
I'd be done.
We wouldn't be having this conversation.
So to your audience and to the American people, that was their plan.
Eight years of Obama?
And if you weren't on the Obama, you know, if you didn't get on board with Obama, you didn't get on board with his team, you were out.
You were out like I was out.
You know, and then the next step, the next stage was a controlled...
Political person in the name of Hillary Clinton.
And keep her in there for another eight years.
And we were blessed.
We were blessed that Trump, this warrior, stood up and using his own resources and putting his own life on the line.
alex jones
And you, and then that helped derail their program for a while.
dan friesen
Derailed it.
They're ten years behind.
unidentified
Jesus.
dan friesen
Now look, it's not the truth.
But Michael Flynn could be Errol Flynn's son, technically.
Errol Flynn died in 1959.
jordan holmes
No shit!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Mike Flynn, born in 1958.
jordan holmes
No shit.
dan friesen
The year before his death, he could have sired Michael Flynn.
jordan holmes
I appreciate the idea of like, hey, if we had Hillary Clinton in there for eight years, we'd be done, as opposed to now.
Look at us and how great we're doing.
dan friesen
Right.
Well, actually, I mean, I disagree with the point that you're making, because I think that their economy is doing great.
Like, maybe not all financially, although I think that the people who aren't named like Alex and the people who aren't being sued by Dominion and...
jordan holmes
The ones who aren't in prison now.
dan friesen
Yeah.
All of the folks who have sort of navigated that territory are doing great.
I think that that ecosystem is doing well.
jordan holmes
Are they doing well or is it like...
I don't know.
I don't know.
dan friesen
Is Flynn rich?
These things are far closer to mainstream.
jordan holmes
Yes.
Well, that's fair.
That's true.
dan friesen
And if you're looking at it from a, like, okay, do we have access to more people with our bullshit ideas?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And this, then yes, I think they are doing better than they were in...
jordan holmes
That's probably true.
Yeah, you're right.
dan friesen
You know, years back.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, that's probably because they didn't even need Hillary Clinton.
They all went nuts at Obama.
dan friesen
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And I think that they're...
You know what?
It's an interesting question.
We'll never know the reality because it requires a counterfactual present.
But I think that if Hillary had gotten in, then they would all be doing great because they're really good at yelling about the Clintons.
This is a game that they've been playing for a long time.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And they could play up the, like, Trump should have won.
You know, there's a lot of games that they could have played to make a lot of money.
But, at the same time, the four years of Trump, the chaos, the insanity, the 2020 election, all of that, and, I mean, you have to factor COVID into it, too, and the vaccine.
Like, all of that broke so many brains.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That, like, maybe they wouldn't be in the position that they are with their information space if it weren't for that, like, four years of unreality.
jordan holmes
It does feel like they would be better off if they were kind of allowed to just be mad at the Clintons, the world was slightly more competently run.
But it wouldn't feel as good.
Like, it was four years of a Coke binge, you know?
And then they woke up, they're like, I'm never gonna be the same again.
I took too much Coke.
dan friesen
At the same time, you can get a lot done during a Coke binge.
jordan holmes
You can do a lot during a Coke binge.
dan friesen
You can make a lot of changes to your life.
jordan holmes
You can make something that you can't unmake.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
You know what Michael Flynn's birthday is?
jordan holmes
The day Errol Flynn died.
dan friesen
Christmas Eve!
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Yep, he was the gift that his parents unwrapped on Christmas Eve.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's cute.
dan friesen
That one, the night before.
jordan holmes
That's cute.
dan friesen
It is.
I don't like people who have birthdays that are holidays.
jordan holmes
You don't like them personally?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Or you don't like the existence of that being possible?
dan friesen
No, I think it's selfish.
jordan holmes
You think they have personally chosen?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Alright, so you're saying that the spirit does choose the body.
That it enters.
dan friesen
I'm not saying that.
I'm not sure of the mechanics.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
What I am saying...
jordan holmes
None of us are sure of the mechanics.
dan friesen
What I am saying is, like, if you're born on a holiday, change your birthday.
It's arbitrary.
jordan holmes
It is totally arbitrary.
dan friesen
Doesn't really mean anything.
jordan holmes
Doesn't mean anything.
dan friesen
See, my birthday is great, because it's nothing.
Yeah.
I don't really have a point here.
I'm just bored by Michael Flynn.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, he has some Obama news.
But he doesn't.
He just has news that is going to be coming.
michael flynn
There's the guy right there, Obama.
There's going to be some things coming out on him in the next couple of weeks on Obama that his relationships, the type of person that he is.
alex jones
Well, you said that six months ago, and now it has come out.
The homosexuality, the fact that he's blackmailed.
You're saying, so you obviously knew, you're saying even more stuff's coming out.
michael flynn
Yeah, more stuff is going to come out, and I think that what we're going to find is that we've been lied to.
So that's in the past, but we cannot forget that, Alex.
We cannot forget that we've been lied to, we've been deceived.
dan friesen
Did I miss the news?
jordan holmes
I'm so confused as to why we're talking about Obama.
dan friesen
And his sexuality?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Well, because there's big news coming.
jordan holmes
I get that you're mad about...
Obama still, and that's fine.
I get it.
I'm still mad about W. That's fine.
We're mad about things from the past, but we can't do anything about it, and it seems really weird for me to, if I was just like, hey, there's going to be some real negative news coming out about W in the next couple of weeks.
Like, what?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What are you talking, why are you wasting my time with this?
dan friesen
Unless it had, like, implications to a major story, like, you would care if it was something like, I don't know, he had, like, Some sort of...
jordan holmes
It was news that he put out paintings of dogs, goddammit.
dan friesen
Right, and you could be annoyed by that.
jordan holmes
I'm annoyed by it, but I'm not going to be like, oh...
dan friesen
It's big news.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, it's not.
dan friesen
If it had something to do with, like, 9-11 or the Iraq War or something...
Then it might matter.
jordan holmes
Well, if it's like, we've got some news about W, and through that we're going to take down Yale, then you'd be like, yeah, this is some big news about W. I get that.
dan friesen
But that's because it's a big story in and of itself, and it just touches on George Bush.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
It gives it a little zhuzh.
dan friesen
This is just like peddling...
First of all, I don't think it's true, but then it's also tabloid-level personal shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Who cares?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
But, I mean, that's the problem, though, is I don't care about that for any human being whatsoever.
unidentified
No, not really.
jordan holmes
That tabloid-level shit.
dan friesen
So Klaus Schwab is apparently also on Flynn's radar.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
dan friesen
Yep.
And Schwab's got some plans.
Some evil plans.
michael flynn
Yeah, so here's what I think we're going to see.
And it's already been stated.
Schwab has said some of this.
I think we're going to see something in the world of, and we've just finished with this book, this artificial intelligence book, but I actually think that we're going to see a cyber attack or a cyber disruption that is so vast, that is so vast, Alex, that it's going to basically disrupt the entire internet.
And I mean to the point of where it's going to shut everything down.
And we have become so connected as a society.
And so if you, I mean, we were joking on the back, you know, prior about generators.
And, you know, you have a $100,000 generator, but you got a 50-cent piece that's missing.
And so the whole thing goes to, you know.
dan friesen
Two men with axes.
jordan holmes
I was about to say, I was like, ooh, maybe somebody with axes is going to the top.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Someone called customer service.
jordan holmes
Who's the next level up the chain?
dan friesen
This is kind of a bland prediction.
This seems to be what a lot of the folks like Alex are kind of preoccupied with now.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, but that's, yes.
dan friesen
It makes sense.
jordan holmes
That's like saying there's going to be another pandemic.
There's going to be another virus that, yes, we know.
dan friesen
There at some point will be a technological challenge of some sort.
Systems exist.
Like, there is no perfect system, necessarily.
There's going to be hiccups in places, and a good system is one that's mindful and aware of, like, potential problems.
And I think that most of the internet infrastructure is, people are pretty aware of how important it is.
jordan holmes
You know, one time, I don't know why, I read this book on sailing or whatever it was.
dan friesen
The Christopher Cross song?
jordan holmes
Something along those lines.
But it was like those old transatlantic ships that would cross from England to, you know, I mean, fucking the slave ships, you know, right?
But the way you did that was essentially a crew was in a constant state of repair.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, you're always repairing.
You're always replacing this board.
You're always replacing this thing.
You're always sewing.
Like, it is a circle of repairs, right?
And I feel like we're coming to a point where we're discovering that we have not had that circle of repairs going on the entire time, and maybe we should have.
dan friesen
Yeah, or we've been skimping on it a little.
jordan holmes
And we've been cutting corners here or there.
Yeah.
unidentified
You know?
jordan holmes
And that's not a good idea whenever you're traveling across the ocean.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or you have a bridge.
jordan holmes
Or there is life.
Yeah.
unidentified
Or death on the line.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
You know, it is interesting, too.
dan friesen
Like, you know, you have the people who are, like, in a constant state of repairing things, and yet things still, you understand, are sometimes going to sink.
It is just an inevitability.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, that's why we create gods, because otherwise, how do you explain that?
Like, oh, shit, I did everything right, and then my ship exploded.
So, Poseidon's real.
The end.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, that's what I'm...
Sure.
Yeah.
So, Flynn, talking to Alex, and Schwab has said this, like, he's broadcasted that this is what's going to happen, these cyber attack type things.
And so the question comes up of, like, why do the globalists do this?
Why do they telegraph what they're going to do?
And we know the answer is intergalactic space law.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
They have to.
jordan holmes
You have to reveal your planet.
dan friesen
Because of karma space contracts.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Otherwise the devil doesn't have his full power.
dan friesen
Surprisingly, that does not come up.
unidentified
Weird.
alex jones
Why do the globalists telegraph?
Like, people ask how I'm able to predict stuff.
A Peacock.
They're telegraphing that the cyber is the next big move.
It'll make COVID look like nothing in Schwab's words.
So why are they telegraphing and then lay out how serious this is?
michael flynn
Okay, so for everybody, right?
My whole world for three and a half decades in the military was to think like our enemy was going to potentially act.
So I had to think about, and then...
Provide scenarios to those that I was supporting, the infantrymen or the armor or the aviators or the operators who were going to go out and do a mission to put their own lives on the line.
So for many, many years, three and a half decades of my life, I had to think about what was the enemy going to do.
So I studied the enemy.
I studied him relentlessly.
And what I learned, one of the big lessons that I learned is what you just said.
That the enemy will typically telegraph what it is that they're going to do.
And if you learn enough about your enemy, enough about them, and, you know, you don't have to know every single deep, dark secret that's in their heart, because that's hard to say.
But if you know that they're evil, then you better understand, you know, how evil operates.
But what they typically do, and what they've always done...
They've always told us what they were going to do.
And people used to say to me, Jesus, Flynn, you know, you're a madman.
Some of the things that you come up with that you say...
alex jones
For those that don't know, you never toot your own horn.
You were the first major general, major person in the staff, to say China's going to break and double cross this.
I mean, you basically laid all this out a decade before it happened.
So why do bad guys telegraph?
Answer that for me and then get into what you think's next.
dan friesen
So Alex can pull out this whole thing about Flynn being worried about China as evidence of how right he is, but that's just one data point.
And if you look at Flynn's wider career, you see someone that Alex should not be supporting.
For instance, Alex is supposed to be against the Iraq War.
In his world, it was launched on fraudulent evidence.
The globalists in the PNAC pre-planned the war years in advance and had pulled off 9-11 in order to make sure it went ahead.
Does Alex not realize that General Flynn was a very senior official working in intelligence directly involved in carrying out that war?
Flynn worked directly under General Stanley McChrystal, the guy who was the subject of Michael Hastings' last major piece, The Runaway General, which led to McChrystal's resignation and, according to Alex, Hastings' murder.
I get that Flynn is currently doing this kind of wacky conspiracy shit that Alex likes, but he should be really wary of this guy whose entire career has been defined by things that Alex should be staunchly opposed to.
And if I were Alex, which is to say if I were a paranoid conspiracy loser, I'd be very ambivalent to get involved with Flynn.
It's like Steve Pchenik.
Like, sure, he says he's not running psyops on you, but how do you know that's not a psyop?
Best not to get involved.
Flynn wrote a paper in 2010 called Fixing Intel, and I think Alex should probably read it.
This was a paper that was seeking to deal with the difficulties of collecting intel on insurgent groups and how the intelligence community could adapt to better gather good intel.
One of the major suggestions was, quote, A paranoid person might suspect that Flynn's actions look a whole lot like what one of these analysts might do if they were pursuing this goal.
This is almost certainly not what's going on, but as a rule, if someone's entire career is stuff you've been against and then all of a sudden they seem cool and want to be part of your group, Yeah.
counterinsurgency, you should not give them the benefit of the doubt.
That is bad operational security.
This is not cool.
Yeah.
unidentified
Just because he's a celebrity or high profile or whatever doesn't make it worth I think this is very notable to me because normally...
jordan holmes
Alex is telling us about how the globalists are doing exactly what he would do if he were evil.
And yet in this case, it appears that Alex is saying, hey, why don't these guys use the element of surprise, something we all know to be extremely useful?
dan friesen
Well, it must be because they have to do this.
Right.
But...
We know why.
It's intergalactic law.
We know that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because Flynn's whole bullshit about, oh, no, you have to understand your...
Oh, yeah, no, that makes perfect sense.
That's why you guys caught 9-11 before it happened.
unidentified
Shut the fuck up.
jordan holmes
Shut the fuck up.
dan friesen
But that's why Alex refocuses the question and is like, why do they do the telegraphing?
You're not getting a concrete answer.
And so it comes back to this.
jordan holmes
Why do they do the telegraphing?
They don't.
dan friesen
Space law.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
Why do bad guys telegraph?
Answer that for me and then get into what you think's next.
michael flynn
They telegraph because they don't have all of the resources that they need at their beck and call.
They need to rely on other aspects of the sort of the geography.
alex jones
Just like the average Antifa isn't getting orders to burn things down, they just know, go out and burn stuff down.
Exactly.
So they're calling on their militia, basically.
unidentified
What?
michael flynn
Exactly.
It's like, I've got to put that...
It's a dog whistle.
It's a bit of a dog whistle.
dan friesen
So you guys don't believe in dog whistles, so you can just go ahead and shut up.
jordan holmes
I was going to say, yeah, what are we doing there?
dan friesen
So this is not at all what Alex has said in the past, and it's weird that he's not bringing up intergalactic cosmic law with Flynn here.
jordan holmes
Feels really important.
dan friesen
Seems like maybe he wants this interview to seem more grounded in reality, so he's not diving into space contracts, lest Flynn look at him like the person that he actually is.
jordan holmes
Are you sure it's not the interdimensional, literal Christian devil who is forcing people to announce in advance what they are going to do?
dan friesen
How say you, Flynn?
If I understand correctly, the globalists telegraph their plans so that the minions can hear the dog whistle and then make the plan happen.
That mechanically makes sense in the case of Alex's fantasy about Antifa burning down buildings, but how does this work with COVID?
Alex said earlier in this interview that people like Fauci telegraphed COVID in speeches prior to the outbreak, so...
Does that mean that someone listening heard that dog whistle and then created a novel coronavirus to release?
What the fuck are you talking about?
jordan holmes
No, he was talking to the viruses themselves.
dan friesen
Okay, that's possible.
jordan holmes
They all got together and they were like, how do we accomplish this goal?
dan friesen
These viruses have an epigenetic memory to be evil.
The point here is that nothing Alex says means anything, and he'll be happy to contradict himself tomorrow if it makes it easier for him to spin a yarn today.
This explanation that Flynn is giving works for the flow of this conversation, and Flynn is a very high-status guest, so fuck cosmic law and the devil.
It's just a human resources and logistics issue.
They don't have the resources to pull off their plans, so they dog-whistle it out and hope that someone on the ground does it.
unidentified
Fuck you.
jordan holmes
What an incredibly insane idea of how an enemy...
That's absurd.
That's not an enemy, that's a cartoon that you're describing.
dan friesen
Well, not totally, because it is...
Kind of a description of some stochastic terrorist ideas.
Sure.
You put it out there, fuck all these people, in the same way that you see this happen over and over again.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
People on Twitter, people like right-wing shitheads, like the libs of TikTok, will single out some place that's having a drag queen story time, and then they get bomb threats.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
That is this.
That's the plan.
jordan holmes
Right, but that's not a plan, and we know that's not a plan because it doesn't actually lead to anything happening.
Like, it doesn't lead to a thing changing.
You know, like, okay.
That's just blanket fire, right?
And then the plan is to make a thing happen because that happened.
This is just fire.
dan friesen
Well, things do happen.
jordan holmes
Well, they happen, but like a fucking machine gun happens is they're spraying bullets left and right.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
A plan is not a machine gun.
dan friesen
No, but that is their plan.
jordan holmes
Right, but, you know.
dan friesen
You understand what I'm saying.
jordan holmes
I understand.
We're going back and forth on the same.
dan friesen
Right, right.
This is descriptive in, not perfectly at, like, one-to-one, but it is fairly descriptive of the dynamic that their terrorist edging ends up creating.
But it doesn't really make sense for a plan.
jordan holmes
When you're in power...
dan friesen
When you're trying to achieve something, like a specific goal, it makes no sense.
When you're trying to just cause terror, that's the thing that we weren't able to put our finger on.
So yeah, I don't know.
I think this is dumb.
It's very dumb.
Oh well.
jordan holmes
I mean, because, again, why do they telegraph their plans?
Well, because they don't have the resources to do a plan.
michael flynn
What?
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
dan friesen
Why not?
I thought they have, like, all of the fiat currency in the world.
I don't know.
Anyway, let's get literate.
michael flynn
You know, Sun Tzu used to say that, in fact, he wrote about it.
dan friesen
He used to say?
jordan holmes
Back in the day, back when I was coming up, Sun Tzu used to say this shit.
dan friesen
Ah, that guy was always saying this.
jordan holmes
We're on a first name basis.
michael flynn
You know, Sun Tzu used to say that, in fact, he wrote about it.
In fact, he wrote about it.
But everything in war is deception.
I want people to understand what I just said.
Everything in war is deception.
We are in a war right now.
There are some physical components out there, clearly physical components over in Europe.
There's clearly physical components still in Afghanistan, Iraq, around the world.
There's physical components in every single major city in this country.
And it's called things like defund the police.
A phrase that goes back to the Bolshevik Revolution under the era of Stalin.
jordan holmes
It goes back to everywhere policing.
alex jones
State Department memorandum 7277 from 1962 to disarm the police and then our military and only have a UN force.
unidentified
That's the official policy.
Exactly.
dan friesen
So there's a few problems with the thought process that these guys are engaging in here.
The first is that trimming police budgets is not an idea that people got from the Bolshevik Revolution.
In the same way that folks who want to increase police budgets didn't get that idea from George Washington.
This shit is stupid.
Now we need to address the Sun Tzu quote.
The full version is, quote, It's important to understand the kind of deception Sun Tzu is talking about here and how it doesn't relate at all to a...
Flynn is talking about.
He's making the point that something like defund the police isn't actually about defunding That's a deception that the globalists are using to mask their true intentions, which is to take over the world and...
Communism.
jordan holmes
Yeah, in this case it would be defund the police.
Haha, that's when we're trying to fund the police.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is a motive-based deception that Flynn is talking about, whereas Sun Tzu is talking about tactics-based deception.
These aren't analogous, but Flynn and Alex know that none of their audiences read The Art of War, and Flynn is a high-status guest, so whatever.
It might as well be the same.
In line with Sun Tzu, if what Flynn brings up were actually deception, then the globalists would be intending to raise police budgets by making the public think that they wanted the budgets lowered, but that's not the argument that Flynn's making.
The only other time that deception is mentioned in the text is in a section about spies and how you should have some spies that are meant to be caught.
These spies would be reported by other spies in order to make the other spies seem more credible to the enemy.
jordan holmes
Well, it's a classic, you know, if you want to get away with big lies, then you have to get caught in your small lies.
dan friesen
Limited hangouts.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's like, oh, if people think that they can always catch you when you're lying.
Well, then that's why you can get away with the big lies, because people won't assume that you're lying.
That's the trick.
Again, Sun Tzu.
dan friesen
Sun Tzu!
He was always saying that.
jordan holmes
Sun Tzu would not shut up about how you got a small lie to big lie.
dan friesen
That's right.
jordan holmes
Yep.
He's weird.
dan friesen
As for state memorandum 7277, that was, uh, it's not official policy.
It was never put into place, nor would it even be enforceable in any way.
It was a suggested plan in order to avert nuclear war between the U.S. and Soviet Union, which isn't even relevant anymore since one of those things doesn't exist.
It did have some good ideas, though, like full nuclear disarmament.
It didn't involve getting rid of all cops, though, as the final stage involved this.
Quote, It's kind of like pie-in-the-sky type of idealism, where countries would be prohibited from threatening or attacking each other, and an international body would exist to resolve conflict.
It's a great end result if you could craft a functioning system to achieve it, but getting to that end result is literally impossible.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, I don't know.
unidentified
Have fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Have fun!
dan friesen
Considering it's been 80 years since that was written?
No, not 80 years.
Fuck.
60 years?
unidentified
60?
dan friesen
61 years?
unidentified
70?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Late 60s.
dan friesen
And no progress made on that front.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Still got nukes all over the place.
Still got cops.
Everybody's fighting each other.
I really appreciate- No international body that has any kind of potence to get involved.
jordan holmes
My favorite thing about people who are martially inclined is that- There's always like a, ah, this came from the much more recent past than several our entire existences.
If you are the person with fucking boots, you are like, why don't these people like it when I ask them to lick them?
I don't understand!
So then you create cops to force people to lick your boots.
No one has ever liked cops.
No one likes cops.
It's not a thing that exists.
dan friesen
I like...
jordan holmes
Cartoons.
Yes!
Everybody likes TV cops.
Everybody likes TV FBI.
dan friesen
I like some of the characters on The Wire.
jordan holmes
I like TV war.
I like TV shit.
But in the real world, this is all very fucking stupid, and everybody who's doing it is dumb.
dan friesen
I was trying to come up with a specific example, but I can't, because I just have a generic version of a cop whistling and spinning a club.
jordan holmes
And spinning the thing, yeah!
Oh, sure!
dan friesen
Doesn't have to be Irish.
Doesn't have to be an Irish guy.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
dan friesen
But...
jordan holmes
I was going to say, are you going to go Belfast or Dublin?
Which are we doing?
dan friesen
Whistling and swinging a club around, saying hello to the neighborhood, saying hello to people, petting a dog.
I like that.
It's not real, but I like it.
jordan holmes
Not real, not real.
Not what they're for.
Not what they're for.
dan friesen
So you may be asking yourself about this time.
Who does Flynn like in the realm of politics?
Obviously Trump, but beyond Trump.
michael flynn
So I just want to take a minute to talk about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., number one, they won't provide him Secret Service, which tells you everything that they plan on potentially doing to that guy.
Number one, or number two, the Kennedy, every time I hear him, I'm like, Jesus, Kennedy, you sound like you're an America first guy.
You sound like a damn American who, you sound like either you're an old school Democrat.
And you're right there in the center of the country, or you're on the conservative side because of the way you're speaking.
And I would say that even some of the things that he's written about.
So I like him, and I know him.
And when I see guys like him, I mean, he gives me hope because the Democrats, the Democrats now are the Marxist party, right?
So the Democrats are not going to do a debate with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Why?
Because he represents something that they fear, which is honesty and truth.
Why don't they want to have...
Why are they going after Donald Trump so hard?
Because he represents honesty and he represents the truth.
dan friesen
Oh, crimes also.
jordan holmes
I was going to go with the crimes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah, Nancy Pelosi, noted Marxist.
jordan holmes
You know, you can represent honesty and the truth and still commit crimes.
But you would have to acknowledge that you did the things.
That is part of being honest.
dan friesen
Well, I was...
I mean, I think this is all pretty dumb, but I was lost in thought about, is it possible to represent honesty and not the truth?
Or truth and not honesty?
michael flynn
Right.
dan friesen
I don't think it is.
jordan holmes
I mean, beauty is truth, and truth is beauty, according to Keats.
And he got that from Sun Tzu.
dan friesen
If you represent something like, let's say, truth, then truth must have a specific definition.
It should not be subjective.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Considering that truth and honesty are both very subjective words.
dan friesen
And very similar.
In terms of what they're driving at.
But look, here's the thing.
Every single fucking election, you do seem to notice that the Republicans are really interested in getting behind A shitty Democratic candidate and insisting, like, oh, they're a good one.
They're the good example of a Democrat.
Saw this every single fucking election.
It begins to be a little predictable and annoying.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think it's going to matter.
RFK, I don't think, has the juice.
jordan holmes
I mean, I don't think there will be a plurality of voters, period.
I don't think any of us want any of these people to be in the government.
dan friesen
Maybe, but I think that people will be...
jordan holmes
And also Trump won't be allowed to because he will be in prison.
dan friesen
I mean, you can run for prison.
jordan holmes
You can run in prison.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But you can't run from prison.
Not if you've been sentenced there.
unidentified
Well, I mean, you can't run from prison, but then people will try and catch you.
dan friesen
You can't run away from prison.
You can run for president from prison.
Yeah, I think that enough people would be motivated to go to the polls and vote, let's say, if Robert F. Kennedy is a legitimate candidate and there's a risk of him winning the primary against Biden.
Even though people are not incredibly enthusiastic about Biden, the prospect of RFK Jr., I think enough people would be like, oh my god, that guy is a lunatic.
His beliefs are...
Not in line with most of the Democratic voting base.
So I think that people would be like, we better not allow him to be the candidate.
jordan holmes
You can't surprise...
Listen, I get it.
A lot of people will be like, RFK Jr., cool, fine.
But then when you actually hear him talk, you're like, okay, no.
Then no.
dan friesen
Also, the claim that he isn't getting Secret Service protection, that's actually true, but it's not a conspiracy.
It's because they only provide protection for major candidates, and someone polling pretty low super early in the lead-up to a primary, that's not a major candidate.
It would be unheard of for him to have protection this early.
jordan holmes
I mean, besides literally Biden and Trump, he would be the only one with protection.
dan friesen
He's also...
A fucking Kennedy.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You could pay for your own security if you want right now.
You know?
jordan holmes
I think...
What was it?
I think we were talking to...
It was the Will Summer interview, and I was joking about how it was going to be Nikki Haley.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
Man, weird stuff is happening.
Everybody hates DeSantis.
Trump's going to prison.
Everybody else is RFK Jr. or some guy named Doug.
dan friesen
Fucking Doug.
jordan holmes
Fucking Doug.
dan friesen
I still don't know who he is.
jordan holmes
If that turns out to be true, it will not be a prediction that I made on purpose.
But it'll be really funny to me.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Amanda Moore was telling me that Doug showed up to the debate in crutches.
Doug.
And I was like, this is such bullshit.
If Trump was there, he would have kicked those crutches.
jordan holmes
I know!
He would have knocked him over!
dan friesen
I was like, this...
This is not 2016.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
No.
This is not Trump standing behind Hillary weirdly.
dan friesen
Vivek can, like, you know, do some bullshit and, you know, pander a bit and be weird.
But, like, no.
Trump was hostile.
jordan holmes
I appreciate...
I'm annoyed.
I'm annoyed.
I'm annoyed at the GOP.
Because we're all acting like Vivek is not...
dan friesen
It's Vivek.
Whatever.
I only know that.
Well, I respect people's, like, how they pronounce their names.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And I only know that because in a freestyle rap that I watched him do, he said it rhymes with cake.
That's the only reason I know that.
jordan holmes
Well, then I'll give it to Vivek.
But, again, the idea that in 2024 election, the GOP is going to vote a non-white white person, I mean, that's insane.
dan friesen
It seems like a very unlikely thing.
And the Soros ties earlier in life are going to be a real problem.
jordan holmes
I mean, let's just all be honest about the GOP.
More than not are going to vote for a white person above all else.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
So let's just be honest about that.
You're all a bunch of fucking racists.
Not all of you, but most of you.
dan friesen
But if you have a community and a voting party, let's say, Maybe not overwhelmingly racist, but has a bit of a problem with racism.
jordan holmes
Tiny bit.
dan friesen
It serves your interests to have non-white candidates who you show acceptance towards, even if there's not a chance that they're going to win.
jordan holmes
It serves your interests.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It does not serve our interests.
dan friesen
I don't know if anything that's happening in the GOP primary serves my interests.
jordan holmes
That is another good point.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
These are all good points.
dan friesen
I'm rooting for Doug.
jordan holmes
Ah, man.
Can't go wrong with a Doug.
dan friesen
Doug, Doug, Doug.
jordan holmes
I'm rooting for the TV show Doug.
dan friesen
Yeah, Patty Manet.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Patty Manet is for vice president.
dan friesen
First lady.
jordan holmes
No, they don't get married.
How dare you?
Wait, do they get married?
dan friesen
In my headcanon, they do.
jordan holmes
Oh, fair enough.
dan friesen
What, is she going to marry Skeeter?
jordan holmes
They're in high school.
Come on, grow up.
dan friesen
Yeah, they will grow up.
It was 20 years ago.
Anyway, RFK, a lot of assassinations in his family.
And so that topic comes up.
michael flynn
One of the statements that Malcolm X said is, anybody that calls themselves a liberal, a liberal Democrat, he said, be very careful.
He talks about liberals, right?
He says, be very careful about somebody who says they're liberal.
And then a couple of days later, when he gave that speech, he was dead.
He was assassinated.
So, you know, at that time in our history, physical assassinations were...
Much easier to get away with.
And then, of course, you can hide everything in classified or it's under investigation.
Now, physical assassinations would be very, very difficult to get away with because everybody's got a damn camera.
You know, but...
alex jones
That's why the assassination now...
jordan holmes
As opposed to one of the most famous assassinations.
But I really feel and see...
alex jones
That's their desperation button is...
I see political assassination coming roaring back.
That's...
And my gut's never wrong, General.
Never.
jordan holmes
I mean, we've got...
michael flynn
You know, this is the time, and I hope it is, because I hate to think that.
dan friesen
So, man, that didn't used to be easier.
jordan holmes
We've got pictures of the fucking Archduke Ferdinand being assassinated.
dan friesen
Yeah, and according to Alex, millions of people were killed in the past year by a deadly vaccine, which makes you die of what appear to be natural causes.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The globalists have heart attack guns, and they tried to poison Trump with his Diet Cokes.
They tried to kill Roger not only with car crashes, but also poisoning him with polonium.
If anything Alex says means anything, then assassinations are very much in style.
It's just that the people who try to pull them off have plans that are so...
They sound like something Alex made up.
Like, what are you talking about?
This is bullshit.
Also, I did not look up that Malcolm X quote.
I probably should have.
I don't know if it's real or if he's confusing it with Martin Luther King Jr.'s idea about...
jordan holmes
The white liberal?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I want to say that he's totally doing that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That seems to be what I feel.
But I would assume that Malcolm X probably had some similar feelings.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, Malcolm X was not a fan of the armchair liberal.
dan friesen
I don't know if Malcolm X and Martin Luther King disliked milquetoast liberals for the same reason that Flynn does.
jordan holmes
Well, that's the funny part about that.
Don't you dare be like, see, Martin Luther King Jr. hated these white liberals just like I do.
We're the same.
dan friesen
Yeah, these people who I would probably root on being assassinated were I alive at the time.
jordan holmes
And not just that, but the people who I was.
If you are Michael Flynn in Obama's military cabinet or whatever, that's you!
All right.
dan friesen
So we got one last clip here with Flynn, and this feels vaguely familiar.
alex jones
Yeah, they could be in charge of a big win and have domination through American culture.
They'd be ten times more powerful, but they have a needle dick.
Why do the globalists hate us so much?
Why do they have it out for us?
jordan holmes
Needle dicks.
michael flynn
They hate us because they hate just authentic, honest people.
Who they cannot control.
You're a spy!
You're truly here.
It's like, when I was in the tail end of my military time, one of the, and this is public, one of the reasons why I was told to leave basically a year early from a job that normally would be three years was because I wouldn't toe the line.
for the talking points that ISIS was on the run, that al-Qaeda was on the run.
unidentified
Do you know why I think that sounds familiar?
michael flynn
Why?
unidentified
Sort of.
dan friesen
He's talking about why the globalists hate us.
Sounds like he's saying they hate us for our freedom.
jordan holmes
It does seem very similar to that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Almost like the line.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's weird.
unidentified
Huh.
dan friesen
Also weird that Alex doesn't point out that the globalists actually hate us because they work for the devil, who's told them that they need to sacrifice almost all of the population to feed Saturn and create a silicon god who will rule Earth.
Probably doesn't want Flynn to think he's insane.
jordan holmes
I would doubt he'd throw that one out to Flynn.
dan friesen
Also weird that Alex doesn't bring up his belief that al-Qaeda and ISIS aren't real and are just the globalists.
Probably doesn't want to risk Flynn flat out rejecting that since his entire career revolved around fighting those terrorist groups.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
In a situation like this, Alex needs to just play along, even though it contradicts his entire worldview, because he's a...
nothing means anything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, that Flynn is able to get away with...
Being Flynn and then going to the far right is just evidence of how stupid easy it is.
dan friesen
Or it's evidence of his smoothness, which he inherited from his father, Errol Flynn.
So Joe Biggs comes in.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Now, let's go to Joe Biggs, who was just wrongfully convicted and sentenced to 17 years in prison.
Former Infowars reporter, totally innocent.
Charged with terrorism.
Terrorism sentencing.
for being there when Ray Epps broke through the fence.
This is insane.
Joe, I love you, brother, and you're a political prisoner, and we appreciate you.
I know you only get 15 minutes per call, and you've got to call back at 15 again, so we've got about 12 minutes for you before they hang up on you, then we'll be waiting for you to come back on again in about 30 minutes.
Talk more.
How are you holding up, and you've got the floor.
joe biggs
No, they didn't.
dan friesen
But, you know, this is interesting.
I think that he'll probably get less time in the future.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would imagine that...
The Board of Prisons or The Warden.
Do they still have wardens?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I don't know.
dan friesen
I remember being real interested in the idea of wardens and how much power they wielded.
I imagine that's probably movie stuff.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I still think that it's probably not something they're going to allow a ton.
You being a guest on a conspiracy-ass radio show that was instrumental in organizing and...
Facilitating the crime that you committed.
jordan holmes
There is a very, like, if I'm going up for parole, and they're like, do you disavow your previous feelings, and do you not want to commit those crimes anymore?
I wouldn't be like, nah, dude, I call into Infowars every week!
dan friesen
Yeah, like, if you were a, like, let's just say, Sure.
Yeah.
unidentified
And then you were convicted of conspiracy to start a riot that ended up in some deaths and all this.
dan friesen
And you go to prison.
Are you going to be allowed to call in to that radio show, that Nazi radio show that you were on?
It seems like something that would be inappropriate.
And you're right.
I mean, if you want to look at it from a parole standpoint, it shows like...
jordan holmes
A lack of remorse pretty hard.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the most lack of remorse you can have is calling into the show that you were a statistic terrorist on and asking for money to keep doing it.
dan friesen
Right.
And painting yourself as such a martyr in a way that...
Makes it more likely that other people will do the same thing that you did.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
dan friesen
Cool.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So there's a lot of lies in their interview.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
I know, it's shocking.
jordan holmes
God.
It's almost like prison doesn't work.
joe biggs
We went there that day with no plan, with nothing.
We were there like every other American, but it's because we're a political group, you know.
We knew that there was going to be a hit on us as soon as Joe Biden mentioned us in the first presidential debate.
I knew that there was something going on with this, and sure enough, even Enrique called it, they're going to put us in chains, and sure enough, they have.
dan friesen
Hey, dum-dum, don't go then.
If you had that awareness or something that you thought Biden had it out for you, don't go.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, because then your argument is this.
We went because we thought we were going to win.
So if that's your argument, then I'm going to add another 17 years to your sentence.
Right.
There's no point in letting you out.
dan friesen
Right.
I knew that we were going to be targeted and all this, and I was going to be set up and put in prison.
So the only reason I went is because I thought we had overwhelming enough force.
jordan holmes
If we won, then I wouldn't be in trouble.
dan friesen
Exactly.
I thought it was going to work that we would get the election overturned.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean...
dan friesen
34 years!
jordan holmes
And if that...
I'd be fine with it.
Honestly, you know what's weird?
To me, that's totally a good...
That's a good answer.
dan friesen
Well, it is, but it also shows intent.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Pretty hard.
jordan holmes
But that's what I'm saying, you know?
dan friesen
But the intent is what he's trying to deny.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
I understand why he's doing what he's doing, and I understand the choices that everybody's making along the way, but to me, it makes perfect...
It's like a reasonable thing.
Listen.
I thought I could overthrow the country, so then I wouldn't be in trouble.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right?
unidentified
Cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You nailed it.
dan friesen
I had my back to the wall.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Shit was bad.
I was in some trouble, but there was a low odds, like a long shot, a Hail Mary pass that I could get out of trouble.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It went bad.
Didn't work out.
jordan holmes
It went bad.
dan friesen
We've seen this in movies, I think.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, yeah, but it is like they're trying to Ocean's Eleven it.
You know, like, oh, we're con men that got caught so we can lie our way out of all this shit.
And it's like, no, again, not a movie.
I understand you guys think movies are real.
Not a movie.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But, you know, the thing that we all really need to wrestle with is that there's no evidence that they planned anything.
jordan holmes
None.
No!
I mean, so many text messages.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
unidentified
There's threads!
dan friesen
No evidence.
joe biggs
You know, we went through a long, drawn-out trial, five months, and not once did the FBI ever have proof of a plan.
There was no intelligence of a plan.
Not one of the rats that came forward said that there was a plan.
Everyone said that there was zero plan of anything happening that day by us, and yet they got us for a conspiracy to plan this.
They said we had this meeting of the minds without ever actually saying anything, and it happened on the fly at the first breach.
So apparently we all had this telekinesis power, we all agreed that from there on out, Telepathy.
and everyone walked forward, that we were all going to stop the certification of the election.
And that's what they got the jury to say.
And the jury would have convicted us of sorcery and witchcraft and murder if that was up to vote.
dan friesen
Man, if you had telekinesis, you could have pulled that off way easier.
jordan holmes
Earlier, frankly.
dan friesen
This is a really brazen way for Joe to lie to the audience about stuff that's really easy to refute.
For instance, if you just read the indictment, the initial one, you'll find that they had an encrypted group chat called the Ministry of Self-Defense, which was an elite group of hand-picked Proud Boys who were literally called the, quote, National Rally Planning Committee.
Biggs, Enrique Tarrio, and Rufio Panman were literally one of the three-person councils that were in charge of that group.
On January 5th, at 9.20pm, Joe Biggs literally texted the leadership group, quote, We have a plan.
I'm with Rufio.
I gave Enrique a plan.
The one I told the guys, and he said he had one.
In the day, he texted them, quote, just trying to get our numbers so we can plan accordingly for tonight and go over tomorrow's plan.
Multiple times in the indictment, it's made clear that they want to show up to intimidate Congress into not certifying the election, and they have a plan.
Wow.
So they keep using the word plan.
Jesus.
Happens a bunch.
Interestingly, there's one point where one person said, quote, there's no planning of any sort.
Everything is compromised, and we can be looking at gang charges.
Stop everything immediately.
This comes from the top.
This was after Enrique Torrio was arrested and the Proud Boys rightly were worried that all of their planning that they'd been doing was now known to the cops.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So they pretended not to be planning anything and started a new group chat where the planning continued.
And now they've been convicted of seditious conspiracy, so it's back to pretending there was no planning.
Joe Biggs isn't a revolutionary or political prisoner.
He's a coward who wants to roleplay some kind of man of action.
He's perfectly suited to be a dumbass info reporter or drunk street-fighting racist, but he has nothing else in him past that.
He got too ambitious after the 2020 election and punched well above his weight class, so now he's learning that this shit isn't a game.
I'm still against the carceral state.
And I favor rehabilitation whenever it's possible.
But Rambo Joe Biggs is way down the list of people I'm going to exert my empathy for.
I've got bigger issues with the police and jails than Joe Biggs.
jordan holmes
This whole 15-minute call, all of that.
All of that is to fuck people over just for the sake of fucking them over.
Or for money.
That's it.
So I'm fully against prisons.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But Joe Biggs needs to be where he's at right now.
dan friesen
And it is weird to really reflect on...
There are so many people who are in prisons who don't get to make multiple 15-minute calls to appear on Infowars and complain and fundraise.
jordan holmes
Who can't afford 10 fucking cents.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And they're forced to work without paying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, we have a fucked up system.
dan friesen
Yeah, prison conditions are bad.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
And Joe talks about that a little.
jordan holmes
Great.
joe biggs
Well, right now I'm at the D.C. jail, what a lot of people call the D.C. gulag, just the one spot that had a, you know, retreating prisoners, Brad, at one point.
alex jones
Owen said when he was there that he would wake up and literally covered in roaches eating his skin.
joe biggs
Yeah, that's how it was in the building where they first originally had people.
Now we're in what's called the CTF.
And it's a lot nicer.
It's not as bad, but the food is horrible.
Like, you can't eat the food here.
dan friesen
So look, here's the thing.
They don't want to make these conditions better.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
They just don't want to be in them themselves.
They don't want to experience this.
Like, going to a place where there are roaches and bad food, it doesn't make Joe Biggs or Alex want to change the system.
And they just want to leave it.
jordan holmes
No, it should be somebody else being covered in blood.
dan friesen
As soon as it's behind them or it's not exploitable for their use, like complaining that January 6th people are in a bad prison where there's bad food.
That is all that matters.
They will move on after that to whatever.
Instead of gaining insight and empathy into no one should have to deal with this.
This is not fair to humans.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I've been in a cell for less than 24 hours.
And even then, I was like, got it.
Nailed it.
I know exactly what it is I don't want to be a part of here.
And I know why, and I know how to make sure it doesn't happen again.
dan friesen
My experience was slightly different.
When I had DUI when I was much younger, my experience was quite good.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Wow, man.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I was like super, super polite to the cop and everything.
And I was in a cell by myself.
And he gave me, like, an extra blanket and pillow.
So, like, I don't know.
It wasn't because of any, like...
jordan holmes
That is the guy whistling down the street, spinning the stick.
unidentified
Hey, everybody, I'm your local neighborhood jail warden.
dan friesen
It wasn't because of any, like, affluence that I had or, like, my dad's a powerful judge or something.
jordan holmes
No, you just caught the right guy.
dan friesen
Yeah, he was a nice guy and I was nice to him.
He did say as much, like, you know, I rarely get to arrest people who are as nice as you.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I'm sorry we had to do this.
Totally, yeah.
I get it.
But so, like, my view of it is biased.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Maybe that is part of why I have, like, some lingering, like, feeling of...
Affinity for cops.
And the...
jordan holmes
Yeah, my wife got beat up twice and has PTSD for...
unidentified
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Slightly different, like, personal experience.
jordan holmes
She has terrible teeth and a bad back for the rest of her life.
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
A couple of the people that I worked...
Like, when I worked at some gas stations, you know, the cops that would be there, the, like, rent-a-cops, they were pretty cool, too.
So that kind of, you know...
jordan holmes
You know, small-town Missouri.
dan friesen
That's small.
jordan holmes
Well, college town, Columbia, whatever.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, you're more likely, it's like the Kyle Kinane bit, you know?
Like, if you live a life colorful enough, you're in direct with a lot of cops, and eventually you'll find one who's like, oh, I could work at Panera Bread, but being a cop is $5 more an hour, so I'll just go do that.
And it's just like a totally regular guy.
Just like, hey, how you guys doing?
Yeah, there's a dead body upstairs, no big deal.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You guys partying?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Somebody bought a couch!
dan friesen
That is the unfortunate thing.
Yeah.
And it is so weird that, like, just that, you know, that personal thing of, like, yeah, your, like, your Rolodex, whether or not you bring up, you know, your wife's experience, like, directly in your mind, there's still, like, everything is negative, all of this is negative.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Whereas mine is mostly negative from a policy and intellectual position, but there is still, like...
Hey, it was a positive interaction.
That guy could have been a real dick to me if he wasn't.
That's weird.
jordan holmes
No, it is fascinating because it is one of those, like, it's more about the power and people who abuse power.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
It's not about being a cop.
It's about the type of power that attracts the type of person who wants to exploit that power.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And that's the problem.
dan friesen
There are many things in society that would work better if people...
Had jobs that were similar to what the police are.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Not exploiting the power.
Yeah, that's a really good point.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, that guy would not have beat the shit out of my wife if he was a grocery bagger or if he had just a regular, like, just worked nine to five doing anything other than being a cop.
Yeah.
But do you know what that guy wants?
That guy wants the power to hurt people.
And that's why he became a cop.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But then the flip side of that coin is the guy who arrested me also would have never beat.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Your wife.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Never would have beat up my wife, but he was the guy wearing a uniform.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's the same thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Hmm.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, nothing that happens in this interview is in any way as interesting as...
jordan holmes
As that conversation we just had.
dan friesen
Possibly.
So a lot of people have been talking some shit about Joe.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They are saying that he cried at trial.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
And he wants to clear the record up about this.
jordan holmes
Of course.
He's a man.
alex jones
Well, I saw the left make fun of you that you cried.
When they said 17 years, but, I mean, obviously you're not 17 years and you've been given this evil tyranny and can't see your daughter.
I would cry, too.
They are sick, evil people.
joe biggs
Well, actually, no.
The 17 years came after the fact that I cried.
I cried when I brought up my daughter.
The tears that I had were from my daughter and my daughter alone, not anything that the judge had to say to the prosecution.
After I spoke and I had gotten emotional about my daughter, I sat down and that's when the judge read the 17 years.
alex jones
Oh, so they even spun that that you cried after the sentence.
You cried for your daughter.
joe biggs
Yeah, I cried for my daughter.
That was it.
There was no anybody in that courtroom.
I got letters today saying it was emotional to hear you talk about your daughter.
But it had nothing to do with the sentencing.
I sat there and took that like a man.
I looked at him and did whatever I had to do, you know, and I walked out of there with my head held high.
dan friesen
I feel so bad for his daughter, but I don't feel bad for him based on that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You knew you had a daughter.
When you went to the Capitol and did what you did.
You knew that you had a daughter when you were engaging in these group chats and all this stuff.
You knew the risk you were taking.
You didn't care enough about your connection with your daughter to stop doing that shit.
Right?
I mean, like, that's the only thing that you can come away from it with.
You made a choice.
jordan holmes
You know, but that's what we're describing here is the cowardice of that.
Like, again, if he was like, hey...
I did this because I thought I could raise my daughter as a fucking aristocrat in Trump's...
Yeah, as a duke!
That's what I was doing.
I was trying to give her the best possible life, and I lost.
dan friesen
It's delusional, but it would make sense.
jordan holmes
It would make sense.
dan friesen
From A to B to C. Exactly.
jordan holmes
And you'd be like, yep, that's why you did it, I understand, but you have the consequences for losing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And if you had won, she would be a duke!
So you rolled them bones, and you lost.
unidentified
I...
Sure.
dan friesen
But, you know that song Duke of Earl?
jordan holmes
Duke.
Duke of Earl.
dan friesen
Let's take a walk through my dukedom.
That's a good song.
I just am troubled by bringing this up.
I know it's something that's important to his life and what have you, but I have no pity for him based on his inability to be a father to this daughter because he wasn't already.
Even if you hadn't done January 6th, you were part of a fucking street gang.
jordan holmes
I'm going to tell you this.
dan friesen
You were a leader of a street gang.
jordan holmes
Generally speaking, children who have fathers...
That engage in a large amount of political violence, kind of indiscriminately, are usually happier to grow up without that father.
dan friesen
And the political violence is targeted at LGBTQ folks, and it's bigotry-targeted political violence.
I can't imagine it being a great, stable place.
jordan holmes
He should be crying because finally his daughter's going to grow up in a...
A better environment.
dan friesen
I just...
I don't know.
unidentified
It's...
dan friesen
The one thing that I just keep coming back to, or I kept coming back to when I was thinking about this, was, like, you made the choice to go, asshole.
Like, what did you think?
jordan holmes
You made the choice to have a kid.
dan friesen
Well, sure.
jordan holmes
Or you didn't.
dan friesen
Life circumstances are what they are, and, like, it's not...
I saw a picture on his GoFundMe or whatever, and she's not, like, a baby.
So, like...
She can probably understand daddy's going to jail.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, she's old enough to understand that.
And it's just like, hey man, you should have grown up and gotten out of this street gang phase.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because you got a kid.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, five years from now, she'll be visiting him in prison or whatever.
Or not.
Or not.
Exactly.
But that's what I'm saying.
And it's going to be like the realization of, I wish I had a dad.
I don't wish I had you as my dad.
You know?
Like, that's what she's going to find out.
dan friesen
Yep.
So anyway, one thing that Alex and Joe have in common is a lawyer.
alex jones
You know, a lot of listeners have asked me, where is Stuart Rhodes?
I've been trying to get him for a year.
He's been in jail.
Where's Joe Biggs?
I have the same lawyer as Joe Biggs.
And the calculus was, it'll make the judge mad.
If you're on air attacking him, and that's why.
And then listeners are like, why aren't you talking about it?
Well, I've been trying since he got sentenced.
Get him on.
Took us two days.
He's here.
And you can say, well, just don't listen to the lawyers.
I mean, it's his lawyer.
And I get Norm's point.
dan friesen
Joe was on like a month ago.
We heard, we talked about it.
We covered it.
Yep.
What is going on with this being precious about Norm's advice?
Norm probably told Alex not to have those little impromptu performances outside the courthouse, too.
Didn't stop him.
Norm probably told himself not to fall asleep in court.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
And he still did.
jordan holmes
Yep.
The number of things that Norm Pattis has said that no one has paid attention to is, I mean, comprehensible.
Well, I think people did pay attention to that one.
unidentified
Not enough.
jordan holmes
Although, not enough!
That's a really good point!
dan friesen
Not enough.
jordan holmes
Should be a lot more attention paid to that.
dan friesen
Maybe the only time I'm going to say that really bad stand-up should get more attention.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Man, talk about back-to-back losses of...
dan friesen
Big L's.
jordan holmes
Boy, you really should be able to get your money back if your lawyer was Norm Pattis.
dan friesen
Well, actually, in a clip, I'll just play this right now because Alex says he hasn't paid him.
alex jones
But I want to thank everybody that's gone to DefendJones.com.
InfoWars has stabilized.
The bankruptcy looks like it's going through.
Everything I told the court was true.
Everything I told the court was a lie.
You've seen all that.
We don't have $10 million versus $400 million.
And I've got a year of legal bills built up.
I've gotten a really good crop of new lawyers last year.
They haven't been paid yet.
And that's because the judge got lied to and told that I had all this money.
So the judge said, well, he can pay his legal bills.
And now the judge's like, wait, he didn't have any money.
But I still have the old bill.
That's about to all get fixed.
The judge has signaled where he now realizes he was lied to.
But for now, I need to pay that million dollars.
Like, that's a lot of money.
Not really in today's numbers, folks, with inflation.
Trump has spent $67 million this year on lawyers with hundreds of lawsuits and all the rest of it and all the criminal charges.
Great.
Trump needs support.
Well, I don't need $67 million.
I need a million dollars.
Or we go off the air.
Because if they shut me down, I can't be here.
Infowarstore.com funds free speech systems, great products you need.
But defendjones.com is where you can make straight donations.
dan friesen
So you owe your lawyers a million dollars, and if you don't pay them, you go off the air?
This is strange.
That doesn't make sense.
But I do like the idea that he hasn't paid Norm.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But he also said he has new lawyers that he hasn't paid, and Norm is a legacy lawyer.
So maybe Norm and Barnes have been paid and then everybody else hasn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say that, no offense to lawyers, but there's no thing in the law or that a lawyer could do that would ever be worth $67 million.
dan friesen
I think if they saved your life.
jordan holmes
I don't have that money to spend.
I got a DNR, buddy.
I can't be in that kind of debt.
dan friesen
Let's imagine that you did have like a billion dollars.
And you were going to be executed for a crime that you committed.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And the lawyers are able to get you off scot-free.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Then $67 million is worth it.
jordan holmes
Then I would pay them $67 million, but my life is not worth $67 million.
dan friesen
I'm just trying to think of like...
unidentified
I know.
jordan holmes
I understand where you're coming from.
dan friesen
Take it back.
jordan holmes
Take it back.
dan friesen
Not execution.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Now you're just going to live in prison for the rest of your life.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that might be worth $67 million.
unidentified
I'm...
dan friesen
If I could, like, not be beat up and, you know, sexually abused and stuff.
jordan holmes
There is a certain part of me that would be, yeah, I get where you're coming from with prison.
dan friesen
I mean, I saw, like, when I was getting that Anders Breivik episode together, I remember that he complained that he didn't have enough games on his, like, PlayStation.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he's got a pretty good setup.
dan friesen
So, like, I mean, if it was something like that, I'd barely leave the house anyway.
jordan holmes
I mean, the problem...
dan friesen
If I could podcast from jail.
jordan holmes
The problem is...
dan friesen
Joe Biggs is calling into a radio show I can podcast.
jordan holmes
I think to myself, oh, but they limit your choices.
And then I think to myself, I would prefer some of my choices be limited.
dan friesen
Sometimes you go to the store, it's like too many choices.
jordan holmes
Sometimes just the amount of energy that I spend just...
If I got rid of that choice, then I would have more energy saved up to do other things.
dan friesen
Yeah, but at the same time being forced into that position and trapped and maybe the one choice isn't something you like.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the other problem.
dan friesen
But, yeah, $67 million to not live in prison for the rest of your life is probably worth it.
jordan holmes
That's probably worth it.
That's a good point.
dan friesen
If you have it.
jordan holmes
If you got it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't borrow it.
You're not getting out of that debt.
dan friesen
So we gotta double back here for a second.
Alex was saying that people are asking, why isn't Joe on?
And I don't think people are.
I don't think people care.
Except for one person.
I think this is all about this.
alex jones
But I just love the other patriots that are out there.
They're like, armchair quarterback.
Wyatt and Alex Jones.
It's on so many subjects.
Wyatt and Alex Jones having them on.
Why, he doesn't care about those people.
One former talk show host that worked here.
Who just kept saying I was censoring when I wasn't.
I was really upset that he was lying and saying I was censoring.
I barely even watched the show.
I'm like, why are you saying that?
Oh, he doesn't care about his crew.
He's sent there.
I didn't send Joe Biggs there.
Joe Biggs hadn't worked here for years.
I didn't send anybody into the damn Capitol.
But Joe didn't do anything in the Capitol.
So the idea that I'm sending people and I'm doing this and I'm all this crap, it's ridiculous.
dan friesen
Alright, so you're mad at David Knight?
jordan holmes
I was going to say, it's got to be David Knight, right?
It's got to be David Knight.
So David Knight is the reason that we're talking to Joe Biggs right now.
dan friesen
I guess.
I mean, it's a hot interview though.
Everybody was looking to get Biggs.
No, they weren't.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, you may notice he hasn't been there, and that's because the call time ended.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And so Alex is killing some time until Joe can call back in.
jordan holmes
Waiting for him to call back in, yeah.
dan friesen
And so he does to lie about evidence some more.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
But is there video of you saying we go into the Capitol?
Or video of you saying you, or text message you saying you orchestrated it?
No, that's Ray Epps.
joe biggs
Yeah, there's none of that whatsoever.
They have a video of me going, "Oh my God, I can't believe everybody just stormed the Capitol." There's even a video of me where I'm walking, and I'm filming it, and I'm going, "Oh my God, we've just walked over the barriers.
We've just walked over the barriers.
Not we've just taken them down or we've just busted them.
We've just walked over them because someone else had knocked them down.
We've just walked over the barriers.
Oh my God, I can't believe this.
People are storming the Capitol." Joe actually said, quote, we've just taken the Capitol.
dan friesen
Not that people were entering the Capitol and he was watching, but that he had.
He later filmed himself saying, quote, so we just stormed the fucking Capitol, took the motherfucking place back.
That was so much fun.
January 6th will be a day in infamy.
In their group chat, Enrique Tarrio even said, quote, make no mistake, we did this.
Joe can fuck right off with this woe is me victim shit.
I have no pity for this.
jordan holmes
You know, when they brought up the Secret Service, you know, and how RFK didn't have any or whatever.
And it's like, that's fine.
You know, I don't care.
But the point about Secret Service is that you can't stop.
They can't stop an assassination.
They can stop an assassination from somebody who wants to get away with it.
Right?
Somebody who's just going to kill you and does not give a fuck about if they live or die at the end of it can still walk up to the Secret Service and shoot somebody.
They're not for that.
dan friesen
Yeah, just somebody who is out to...
They expect to die going in.
jordan holmes
Like Shinzo Abe.
That assassination of just like, I'm going to walk up...
You're not going to stop that with Secret Service.
And the same thing is the case with...
Like this whole plan they have of taking the capital of like, if you want to try and get away with it...
That's when you're going to get in real trouble because you have to have a complicated Ocean's Eleven plan that's going to have steps that people are going to be able to find their way back through.
dan friesen
Yeah, it should be victory or death.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
It's victory or death.
dan friesen
If you are in the realm of overthrowing the government or trying to impose your will upon overturning an election, you need to die or win.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Because if you don't...
It's kind of sad.
unidentified
It's sad!
dan friesen
It indicates that you weren't really all that committed.
jordan holmes
And your plan wasn't really all that good.
dan friesen
No.
It worked to a point.
Someone did shit on a desk.
That's definitely true.
Small victories.
That's what we all gotta celebrate.
jordan holmes
Moral victories.
dan friesen
So we have one more clip here.
Because I don't really care.
Joe is kind of treading water a bit.
And just like, give me money.
Sort of.
But we have one more clip after he leaves.
alex jones
Alright, here's what I'm gonna do.
I want to take the ADL to the woodshed, because it's been the top-trending thing for a few days, and people really get it now, and I've got a big stack here that ties into the UN, their whole operation.
And I've got all this other news, too, so I'm really loaded for bear.
I'm going to come back tomorrow.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm going to do it tomorrow.
jordan holmes
Actually, I'm going home early.
dan friesen
I'm going to be honest.
I'm loaded for bear.
unidentified
I'm out.
jordan holmes
This whole Joe Biggs thing is kind of annoying.
dan friesen
Ah, shit.
jordan holmes
Man, Norm is the worst lawyer.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's hard to imagine worse.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
I genuinely don't know if he is a good or bad lawyer lawyer.
I wouldn't know how to judge the quality.
For me, it would be like, oh, his briefs are really well written.
I don't know.
dan friesen
I imagine they're not.
jordan holmes
I imagine they're not, too.
dan friesen
I think, yeah, because this circumstance gives you the...
There's so many different skills involved in lawyering.
And at the same time, it's such a niche position for these lawyers to be in.
I would say that Renal appears to be a better attorney to me.
In terms of his ability to speak, and I hated a lot of the things he was saying, but he was at least kind of talking to the jury and all that.
Would you talk to me?
jordan holmes
Would you talk to me?
dan friesen
I did not like that.
But, like, Norm, when he was making his arguments, like, closing and opening arguments and stuff, he was stammering, and, like, he was noncommittal to things, and, like, it was not good.
It felt bad, as if it was, like, I'm not...
It would never have been persuasive.
jordan holmes
He learned luring from my cousin Benny.
It feels like that.
It feels like he's waiting in the end for someone to be like, Aha!
No!
The tires don't come on the Skylark!
Or whatever, yeah.
dan friesen
And instead it went the other way with Alex's text.
jordan holmes
Alex's revealing all his text!
dan friesen
But that was Reynold.
That's the thing that makes me resist giving him too many compliments, because that was an unforced error.
jordan holmes
Oh, that was maybe the biggest unforced error that you could possibly have.
Revealing all the crimes.
Bad idea.
Bad move.
But as far as results go, I don't think there's ever been a back-to-back result quite as bad.
dan friesen
It's tough.
jordan holmes
Who has ever lost that much money?
dan friesen
Billion dollar judgment against...
Well, actually, that's not fair.
Because he was...
Oh, wait, no.
The Connecticut one was the bigger of the...
So, yeah.
jordan holmes
It was him.
dan friesen
We can put Norm down for negative a billion dollars.
jordan holmes
At least.
At least.
dan friesen
And seditious conspiracy conviction.
jordan holmes
A couple of them, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, I think he was the lawyer for a couple of the Proud Boys.
But at least Joe Biggs.
Let's keep it in the info board.
jordan holmes
At the very least, Joe Biggs.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Can't wait to see what he does next.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and he doesn't even have the benefit of being an evil trial lawyer.
Like Steven Donziger winning the oil case.
$11 billion, some insane amount of money.
But then they're evil, so they can just go hire a judge and then get him in fucking house arrest.
That's how you be evil.
dan friesen
Or Ron Dazza is a fairly evil-seeming lawyer.
Totally.
I think Norm is a noncommittal evil.
That's what I think he is.
I think he's just...
jordan holmes
He's dumb and he's bad.
Yeah.
He's just bad at everything.
dan friesen
Well, you know, you could never really expect too much from him, having never seen him practice law, when he sat next to Alex drunkenly screaming about wanting Chris Maddy's head on a pike.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one was tough.
dan friesen
The fact that he was there and allowed himself to be a part of it and not just walk out or something, it shows...
Something.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's not a good thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
unidentified
Hmm.
dan friesen
Anyway, great job.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
We'll be back, Jordan, for another episode.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
dan friesen
Beep.
I rely too much on the woo-hoo, wee-hoo, the slide whistle.
jordan holmes
You've got a little, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Yep.
This is my...
Self-critique of my beeping and booping.
unidentified
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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