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Hey, everybody.
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Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
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I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're a couple dudes.
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Like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine, and talk a little bit about Alex.
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Oh, indeed we are.
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Dan.
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Jordan.
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Dan.
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Jordan.
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Quick question for you.
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What's your bright spot today?
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My bright spot today comes in the form of a cheers and jeers.
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You thought I was going to say in the form of a riddle or in a poem.
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I genuinely did not like either of those three things.
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Okay, well, it's a cheers and jeers.
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Which would you like first?
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I'm going to go with jeers.
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Jeers.
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Go to Doritos.
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I found a flavor that they put out called Tangy Ketchup.
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What?
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Yep.
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No.
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I know that the Canadians, they like a ketchup chip.
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I've heard about this.
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Sure.
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I'm aware of it.
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I've seen it.
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And I actually think it works okay on potato chips.
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So I was interested to see how it would transfer to the corn chip family.
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Sure, sure.
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Well, people think potato chip, fry, not much difference between them.
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You put them in ketchup.
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That sense.
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Yeah, you don't dip your ear of corn and ketchup.
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You sure don't.
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No.
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You just don't.
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You shouldn't.
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You don't dip corn tortilla into ketchup.
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No.
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You put salsa on that shit.
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Right.
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And that's kind of why there has been like a salsa flavor of Dorito that works.
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Yeah.
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Well, those flavors are compatible.
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Corn and salsa.
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We've all been there.
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Yeah.
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Man, not good.
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Not as bad as I thought it could be.
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But you know, like not to the point where I threw it across the room or anything.
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But very jeers.
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Okay.
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They're going to get through every possible condiment.
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What is the worst possible?
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Well, they did have that like tang a spicy mustard one that I hated and I got some black some blowback for.
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I mean, some people like listeners who enjoy that mustard one.
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Like, are we talking like a bit gray coupon?
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Like, are there going to be mayonnaise Doritos?
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Give them time, I'm sure.
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I think some of them probably like incorporate mayonnaise.
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Like some of those like weird street taco flavors or whatever.
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You know, there's one of those.
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Oh, yeah, no, like street corn.
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Yeah, but I bet those would be delicious because again, street corn is delicious.
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No, no, I'm not talking about that.
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I'm saying that some existing flavors probably have in their like seasoning mix.
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Sure.
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A little bit of that mayo seasoning.
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Mayo seasoning.
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Okay.
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All right.
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But yeah, it was, I had the chip in my hand.
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I was like, why do you make more red flavors, Doritos?
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We have enough.
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And it made me think of there was the Doritos roulette, I think was the name of it.
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Do you remember that?
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No.
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It was a bag of Doritos, and most of them were regular, but a couple of them in the bag were ridiculously spicy.
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That's crazy.
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And so you could put them out and like, hey, maybe you'll get the crazy hot one.
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All right.
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All right.
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I like that.
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was fun but then i was like chip based on a russian game that kills you I enjoy that.
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I enjoy that.
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I liked that.
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And I thought it was kind of fun to be like, ooh, is this going to be the spicy one?
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And I thought about putting some of these ketchup ones in with regular chips.
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And it would be the inverse because it's like, is this going to be the bad one?
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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That's not bad.
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So, yeah, it just made me want regular Doritos because they're way better.
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I don't know how many times we're going to have the Dorito conversation.
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It's really tough to just beat the nacho cheese.
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I mean, you accidentally, here's the problem.
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What do you do if you find out you nailed it at the beginning?
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It's crazy.
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You keep striving, but you realize that you're never going to get to the top of the peak because there's no higher peak.
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Well, I think they learned the wrong lesson from ranch working out.
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Because Cool Ranch was the second flavor.
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And so, like, they're like, we're two for two.
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We're two for two.
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And now we're two for 100.
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Yeah, that is an issue.
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I guess some people like some of the other flavors, but those are good two.
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Those are two that are good enough to create a multi-billion dollar franchise thing.
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Yeah, I get you.
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And now on to cheers.
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Okay, who's cheers?
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Oh, the M ⁇ Ms. What are we talking about?
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We are talking about Caramel Cold Brew Min M's.
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Oh, if you want to try that one, yeah, I'm going to have to try it.
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That's my shit.
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Yeah, they are fantastic.
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I am quite into, I like coffee as a flavor.
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I think it's a good flavor for candies and what have you.
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And then I think it has the right amount of caramel, the right amount of chocolate, just a well-made M ⁇ M.
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I think M ⁇ M. Can confirm that is spectacular.
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It's great.
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Great.
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I thought when I saw the bag, I thought, like, that's probably going to be okay.
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And then I was shocked by how much I enjoyed it.
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I think that M ⁇ Ms is a, they have a better battering average than Doritos.
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Well, I mean, it's hard to fuck up an M ⁇ M like centrally because you've got candy coating, chocolate covering.
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Some of them have been disappointing.
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That's definitely true.
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But they've had some real bangers.
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This is up there.
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I mean, Pretzel is.
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Pretzel is absolutely.
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Yeah.
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The peanut butter one, you know, you thought like.
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You can't not eat peanut butter M ⁇ M.
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Well, you got the peanut M ⁇ M, which is a classic, and you're like, now you're going to try and get into the peanut butter game, too?
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Well, well played.
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I mean, the tough part that you never would have expected them to really nail was the peanut butter.
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Because you think there's no way they're going to get the right creaminess.
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They're going to try and go too far to the Reese's where it's almost a little like solid green.
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Nope, they nailed it.
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Yep.
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Well done, Eminem.
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Well done.
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Cheers.
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Cheers.
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Do better Doritos.
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So what's your bright spot?
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Dan, you will be surprised to hear that I have two bright spots today.
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Damn it.
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Wait, technically, I kind of, I mean, I had a split bright spot.
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Yeah, I mean, you're the, yeah.
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No, and what?
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No, no.
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My first bright spot is my wife is going on her artist retreat to Portugal.
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Very excited for her.
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Because you get to have a bachelor week.
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Yeah, well, I mean.
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Bang around town, go to the casino, go to the titty bar.
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Do all the things that you want to do, but the ball and chain won't let you.
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I do appreciate that.
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And then at the same time, I'm like, oh, you know, she takes me out of my hole more than I normally would be.
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My cave is perfect.
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Yeah, she's going to be away, so I'm going to snuggle with the dogs and play some video games.
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Yep, yep.
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I will be underneath several blankets with several puppies around me having a great time.
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It does sound fun.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But also, I mean, she's going to have a great time.
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Oh, I'm so excited.
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I mean, the last one she went on was to Portland last year.
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Do they only go to places?
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Well, next year they're going to Port-au-Prince.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Damn it, that was going to be mine.
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I was going to say, how many?
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I wasn't sure how many ports there were.
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I mean, there's tons.
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Yeah.
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But no, she's.
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Port of Call New Orleans.
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She's going to watch Bad Lieutenant.
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Nice.
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That's a good one.
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That's a good pull.
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No.
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She made so much.
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She made so much great stuff.
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She's so inspired.
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She's so talented that I'm always so excited whenever she's given the opportunity to just be like, I am going to be an artist with no distractions, no nothing.
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I'm going to express myself through my greatest talent.
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And it's always exciting.
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Portugal should be a lot of fun, too.
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Oh, it'll be great.
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Yeah.
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It'll be great.
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I was making that Lego world map, and Portugal was one of the few countries that I'm like, I know I'm putting this on here just by its shape.
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Yeah.
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It was very clear to me where Portugal was.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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But yeah, that should be fun.
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Yeah, it'll be great.
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And then the second bright spot is.
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This is going to be a lot of people's bright spots.
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I think it will be a lot of people.
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Well, specifically, it will be 180 people's bright spot.
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Yeah, we had to add a second show.
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We didn't have to.
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We had to.
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We had to.
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We chose to.
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We chose to add a second show.
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It's at the same venue in London.
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So now we're doing the 26th and the 27th.
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The tickets are going to go live on Monday morning in Britain at the time of 10 a.m. local time.
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Okay, so if you are in that area of London specifically.
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10 a.m.
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10 a.m.
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And then you can do the math from there.
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I mean, other parts of the world.
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There's 23 other time zones.
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Figure out which one you're in.
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Yeah, that's true.
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So yeah, I mean, the other one, I think that we were not convinced fully that it was going to sell out.
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We have very low self-esteem.
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But it did.
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And so we added a second show.
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So as it stands now and will stand.
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Forever.
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Yes.
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There will never be any coming back now.
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So Glasgow on the 20th.
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Yes.
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The QED on the week.
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23rd and 24th.
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And there will be a live show there.
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London on the 26th and 27th at the Amersham Arms.
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This will be our tour.
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This will be our tour.
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And I feel like if somebody wants to make a poster for the tour, if someone wants to design a poster, I'm all for it.
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I'm not going to say no.
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And here's what I'd like to see out of that poster.
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If I'm going to commission a poster on air right now.
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Yes.
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I will work out.
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We'll negotiate some sort of fee.
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Sure, sure.
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And what have you.
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But here's what I want to see.
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I want to see me as Jeeves and Jordan as Birdie Wooster.
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Ah.
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That's what I want to see.
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Yeah, you know, that does sound about right.
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Yep.
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We have a dynamic.
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Yeah.
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And Celine as Aunt Dahlia.
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Oh, that'd be fun.
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No, it's so funny is that when we started trying to think about the tour, I was planning on booking four shows.
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And then I had such a hard time with all of the venue bookers just being like, screw you guys.
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I don't give a shit.
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You know, which is fine.
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That's the normal response.
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Yeah.
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How would you know who we were?
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So then it's like it got compressed down to two.
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And I was like, ah, I finally got two.
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And now we're back up to four.
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So it'll be good.
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Yeah, that was kind of the hope.
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I mean, we didn't want to go too far from the Manchester of the, like, because the QED is the like sort of anchor of the trip.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We didn't want to go too far.
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And I was kind of hoping we'd be able to get maybe into like France or Ireland.
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Sure.
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Sure.
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But maybe another time, another trip or something.
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Our eyes are about the correct size of our stomach right now.
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And now we've, next, we have to figure out a way to get down to Australia.
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Yeah, that's going to be tough.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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See if you can offend those people too.
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I want to get your ass kicked by a Scot and then get your ass kicked by somebody down in Australia.
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By at least seven people for all the continents.
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Yeah.
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I feel like I have at least talked shit about every single one of them so far.
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And I do believe that I have talked shit about Antarctica.
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Most people can't say that.
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They'd just be talking shit.
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I am real, man.
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Yeah.
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I want to go down to Australia and find some of those people from Survivor Australia and have them kick your ass.
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Yeah, no, I make no pretensions towards being some sort of manly man willing to fight back or whatever.
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You will probably kick my ass.
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Yeah, you'll just scream about how they love the queen and then you're getting straight in the nose.
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Yeah, then they're going to lay you down for the three-second tan.
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But that's fine.
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You know, we get my ass kicked and we become friends.
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We go out for a drink.
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That's great.
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I'm happy with it.
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We'll see about that.
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So, Jordan, today we have an episode to do.
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Yeah.
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We're not just bullshitting about candies and live shows.
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We do have a show episode.
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Okay.
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And we're talking about the present day.
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Okay.
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We're talking about Wednesday.
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You know.
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Yeah.
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July 26th, 2023.
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Right.
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I'm going to say something.
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We're only covering the first two hours.
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Because the third one went great.
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No.
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I turned it off.
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He started interviewing that guy, Dark Journalist.
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And I know.
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Yeah.
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What the fuck is he doing?
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We have talked about Dark Journalist.
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I got to Dark Journalist here.
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I'm like, I don't want to talk about Dark Journalists.
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I don't talk to comic book characters trying to be alive.
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Dark Journalist is either a joke or an assassin.
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Yeah.
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And I don't want to fuck with either.
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So, anyway, they were talking about these hearings on alien disclosure.
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Sure, sure.
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And I just lost my patience.
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And I said.
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Calm down.
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No, thank you.
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Nothing worth talking about.
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I'm out.
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So we're going to get down to the first two hours, which there is some, you know, some fun stuff.
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Okay.
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So we'll get down to business on that.
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But first, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks.
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That's great, I did opening the email with the names to cold read.
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So, first, thank you so much.
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Samuel Sammy, you can call me Sambo.
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Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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I don't like that.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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There was a lady who was on Survivor named Shambo.
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Oh.
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That's better than Sambo.
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Wow, I forgot that he.
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I just grabbed it because he was the one who put it in there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, you're still a policy wonk.
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I copied and pasted.
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Next.
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Praying every day for Alex to remove those microchips from the skulls of the homeless, like he promised.
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Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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I think it was in the arm, actually.
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Yeah.
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Next, somewhere beyond the sea, Jack Cousteau's got a FEMA camp, FEMA death camp waiting for me.
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Thank you so much, you're an IO policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Sorry I didn't sing that.
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Next, Sir Royman McSamuel.
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Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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We got a couple technocrats in the mix, Jordan.
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So thank you so much to I'm Carbon Viber and I'm a policy wonk.
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You are now a technocrat.
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Ooh, contradictory.
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And Lucky underscore Bun, the bunny VTuber for the rest of us.
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Parentheses, I cannot overemphasize the importance of that underscore.
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Thank you so much.
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You are now a technocrat.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Four stars.
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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
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Daddy Shark.
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Bomb, Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
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He's a loser, little, little kitty baby.
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I don't want to hate black people.
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I renounce Jesus Christ.
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Thank you so much.
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Yes, thank you very much.
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Now, some people have been derisive about how I said I was going to make a new Technocrat drop, and I haven't.
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I didn't say I was going to make it right now.
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Yeah, I don't believe that there was a time to stamp on it.
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Be cool.
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I'm going to make it has no time limit.
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Right.
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It's coming.
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I'm going to make it.
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Chill.
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When is that statement not true?
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Only once I have made it.
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There's a lot of things to do around these here parts.
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I just finished getting all the stuff cleaned out of my old apartment.
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Yeah.
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You should have seen me.
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It looked like I got out of a swimming pool.
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Sweat just oh God.
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Yeah.
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Like I'd gone in with my clothes on.
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I had to leave my yoga class after only 45 minutes today because I had sweat so much that I couldn't hang on to the yoga.
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Was it hot yoga?
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It was so hot in there.
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They didn't put the air conditioning on.
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Bickeram?
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No.
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It was supposed to be just regular shit.
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Vinyasa.
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Anyways.
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So we start here, and Alex has some interesting ideas about who's going to be president coming up.
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Apparently, Biden about to be impeached.
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Okay.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the deep state New World Order occupiers of our republic are now pressing the lever on the toilet and beginning to flush the turds.
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Known as the puppet Joe Biden and his cratch head fedophile son hunter.
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I told you it was imminent.
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I predicted Tucker Carlson would be fired within the next month.
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One month later, he was fired.
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And I've said on record in the last two weeks that they're imminently going to charge Hunter Biden with more charges.
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They're going to take his plea deal away and they're going to file impeachment charges now.
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Didn't say anything.
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Because Biden didn't step down.
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They don't want to have the embarrassment of frying their puppet.
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But Biden's trying to be a real boy.
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He's trying to stay in charge.
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And they're saying, no, no, no, you must make way for Gavin Newsom.
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What?
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Roger Stone is seldom wrong.
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What?
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He's definitely one of the best political minds out there.
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He really says they've got Big Mike ready.
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And it'll be Big Mike and Gavin Newsome.
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I think it should be Big Mike and somebody else.
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People say, oh, they removed Biden.
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It'll be Kamala.
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No, she knows to step down when she's told.
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That woman's even dumber than the brain-dead Biden.
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He's as dumb as a box of rocks.
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He's as dumb as an entire quarry of rocks.
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You see, the more mindless rocks you have, it creates the negativity in the stupidity.
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Okay.
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All right.
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So do you get the basic conception?
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Okay.
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So Biden is going to resign because Hunter Biden is, you know, criminal.
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Right.
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But also Biden's criminal.
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Right, right, right.
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Well, Biden's criminal, and he was always going to be stepped down because that's another part of the point.
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Hunter's stuff reveals Biden's crime.
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Right, right.
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And apparently, Hunter is in charge of the country somehow.
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That was weird.
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That was a very strange thing for me.
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We brushed that aside.
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All right.
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So then Kamala is going to not.
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She's just going to leave because she does what she's told by whom?
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The globalists.
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Right.
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Right.
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But then, but she would be president.
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Right.
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So, like, they really couldn't tell her what to do at that point.
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Like, any ability they have to tell her what to do comes through the fact that she has no real power.
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But once she has real power, she can push back against them.
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Tell that to JFK, my boy.
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That's a fair point.
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That's a fair.
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So here's what's going on.
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Yeah.
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The globalists have said, Biden, you're done.
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Right.
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You're done.
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Step down.
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Yeah, get out of here.
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Step down.
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But he won't go.
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No.
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He's not going to go.
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This ice cream sandwich-loving son of a bitch won't go.
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He's not going.
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He has too much pride.
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He thinks he's a real boy, but he's really Pinocchio.
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He won't step down.
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And so now Kevin McCarthy has been given the green light to impeach him because the globalists are the only thing that's been holding back the Joe Biden.
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I was going to say, wasn't the Democrat plan to impeach Joe Biden so then Kamala could take over?
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Wait, that's what you think Alex is saying?
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No, no, no.
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Back in the day, whenever we were talking about who was going to get elected in 2020 or whatever.
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No, no, no.
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Plan was that Joe Biden would be electable and then he would be assassinated, or he would step down on his own volition so Camulet could become the first person.
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But that wasn't the Democrats' plan.
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That was the globalist plan.
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Wait, so then we're just doing the plan then.
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I guess.
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I guess that's what we're doing.
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But all of it's not real.
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Well, there is that.
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There is just shadow puppets that Alex is seeing in his mind.
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Yeah, so that's where we're at.
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And so now Michelle Obama and Gavin Newsom are going to be put in.
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Oh my God, that's who they meant by big mic.
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Yeah.
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Motherfucking.
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Fuck off.
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I'm sorry I didn't clarify.
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I have no idea.
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It's become so.
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I thought it was Mike Pence.
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No, it's become such a shorthand with Alex now.
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Fucking hell.
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He had that whole thing where he was playing like, hey, it's just a joke.
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I'm just joking about Michelle Obama.
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And then no, he's just descended fully into being serious about he's saying she's trans.
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Do you know why I'm more willing to entertain the defenestration concept is because the conversation has become more playground.
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It has become more and more and more childish to the point where they're just pointing at your face while you're jumping rope going like, oh, your name is different now.
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Your name is different now.
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Your name is.
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And that's it.
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Like, what do you say to children?
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You put them in timeout.
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Something.
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Which hopefully will happen to Alex sooner than later.
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I mean, yeah.
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Yeah.
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So anyway, this is where we're at politically.
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It's going great.
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I mean, I think in the real world, other things are happening, but this is where Alex's headset.
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I've seen other things happen.
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So there's been some issues with some heart things.
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That's a great way to start this introduction for things with heart stuff.
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There's things with hearts.
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LeBron James's son had a cardiac arrest.
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Yeah.
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I read about that.
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Yeah.
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And so this has led to a conversation about COVID and heart issues.
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And Alex has some thoughts about this.
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That's coming up.
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And you knew they'd do it.
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You know, I said this was obvious three years ago they were going to pull that COVID causes heart damage.
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And so all the heart attacks exploding is because of COVID.
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But it's the people that are the most vaccinated with the poison shot that are having the high levels of strokes and blood plots and heart attacks and myocarditis.
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And here it is.
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That's what they're saying now.
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USC basketball.
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How a COVID-19 infection could have impacted Bronnie James Hart.
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But Bronny James took all the vaccines, all the experimental shots.
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I thought he was protected.
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Oh, well, that's it.
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Was he didn't take enough shots?
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Well, just then, LeBron, I think she'd start taking one every month and see how it does for him.
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Because these folks will never admit they were con.
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Can't do it.
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In the Forbes article about this, it said that it's unclear whether his son was vaccinated or not.
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There's no evidence either way.
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Sure.
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You probably assume that he is, but I mean, Alex is just reporting stuff that he can't really confirm.
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Sure.
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It's important to understand what's going on here, though.
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Alex and his ilk are complicit in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people that they told not to get vaccinated, and they have a lot of questions to answer over their actions.
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But that's never going to happen.
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No.
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They're never going to face the music.
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So when there's some piece of information that calls their conspiracy into question, they just expand the conspiracy another level deeper to get themselves off the hook and make sure the audience doesn't think that they're actually the ones who are being conned.
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It's been very obvious for a long time that heart attacks and cardiovascular issues are a side effect and a serious concern for people who have had COVID.
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In fact, the clear evidence that this is the case is probably a large part of why folks like Alex have an obsession with calling every heart attack or case of myocarditis a vaccine side effect, because they need to divert attention.
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If they accept that it's related to COVID, then they have to accept that they encourage people to leave themselves vulnerable to exactly the situation that we're seeing.
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Right.
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Blaming the vaccine doesn't really work here, though.
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Cardiovascular disease-related deaths were steeply increasing after COVID, but before the vaccine was released.
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According to the American Health Association, there were 874,613 deaths of this sort in 2019 and 928,741 in 2020, quote, the largest single-year increase since 2015.
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If what Alex was saying were true, you'd expect to see the jump after the vaccine rollout, not before it.
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Because the vaccine didn't exist and wasn't in circulation, it can't be a contributing factor to the giant jump in cardiovascular deaths seen in 2020, but COVID can be.
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And all credible scientists agree on this.
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For at least the first year after getting COVID, people can be in quite an increased risk.
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Not a huge increased risk, but one that's worth being aware of and talking about heart-related side effects for a variety of reasons.
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And it's possible for you to still have this risk and be vaccinated.
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Vaccination doesn't work 100% of the time, so you can be vaccinated and still get COVID.
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And the complications that come from getting COVID could still be an issue for you, despite your vaccination status.
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That being said, vaccination greatly reduces your likelihood of contracting or transmitting the virus, so the odds are reduced.
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Alex understands this, but if he shows awareness that he understands this dynamic, it pokes holes in his ability to put up the facade he needs to protect himself from the reality that his advice likely killed a ton of his fans.
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Yeah.
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No, every study and news article and so forth is like, since the vaccine was released, we've seen a complete distance between Republican-leaning areas and Democrat-leaning areas.
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And it shouldn't even, but the problem is even they, even they are unwilling to accept, like, it's not, like, they have to put it within those red-blue terms.
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But, dude, that makes that, but that's where.
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And that's only reinforcing of the reason that the thing exists in the first place.
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But what you're saying, you know, the higher incidence of COVID-related deaths in areas with larger red populations, let's say, that's a perfect example of something that would be contradictory to their conspiracy, which is why the conspiracy goes another level deeper, which is why Alex says, like, oh, yeah, they sent the really bad killer shots to red areas because they wanted to kill patriots.
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The problem is the solution is the problem, and the problem is fine.
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And there's always another level down that the conspiracy can go to explain away the reality.
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I mean, you said in 2020 before the vaccine was out.
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Oh, those excess deaths?
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That was them testing the vaccine on a new group of people.
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Done.
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It will always, it's turtles all the way down.
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If that's what you want to believe, that's what it's going to be.
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Dumb.
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Dumb.
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So anyway, back to Biden.
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All right.
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Is he okay?
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No, he's going to die.
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Oh, shit.
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It's official.
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Biden's refused to step down to make way for the next puppet operation.
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And so Speaker McCarthy, as he's been given the green light on the deep state, says House readying to bring impeachment charges against Joe Biden imminently, and they've withdrawn the plea deal for the sweetheart deal for Hunter Biden.
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Now he's facing serious jail time, and the word is they're getting ready to indict him for human trafficking.
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And more.
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Of course, all of this will not happen if Joe Biden just takes the blame for the whole new order agenda and fades away.
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And I've been predicting that it's in the cards.
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Not saying it's going to happen.
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But if he refuses to step down and makes a scene that a right-wing extremist, close quote, is going to truck bomb him or shoot him at one of his events, and then they'll recycle his death, turning it into that he's his patron saint like George Floyd and the right-wing that did it.
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I really think they're going to recycle him that way.
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I hope and pray that's not the case.
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I actually pray that God sent angels to protect this man so that he can stay on trial for all of his crimes and not be turned into a martyr.
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So, like, what is the situation that Alex wants?
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Like, does he want Biden to step down?
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I guess not, because that's fulfilling the globalist agenda.
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Right.
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And they want that to happen, so it can't happen.
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Alex doesn't want him to be killed because that's going to be blamed on right-wingers.
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Totally.
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And that also fulfills the globalist agenda.
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But he also doesn't want him to be president.
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Right.
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Because he's not the actual president.
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The only thing that Alex, I guess, could be supporting is defend Biden at all costs until the election.
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I mean, I guess that's and then beat him in the election.
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It is either that.
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He is a Biden supporter.
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It is genuinely he has to go the he has to go the two extremes.
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Either it's blow the entire DC area up or you're an ardent Biden supporter.
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You have to try and get him to get away from it.
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We've got to get him to the election.
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We've got to make sure that he's alive.
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Everything has to go to that day.
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Now, this guy sucks, but we have to keep him in office.
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We don't want him in office.
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We want him not dead while he's in office so he can be not in office when he's not supposed to be.
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So Alex needs to oppose the impeachment of Biden.
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Yes, absolutely.
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100%.
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Because if the impeachment's successful, that's what the global parties want to do.
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Yes, it's the global parties.
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Because then Kamala Harris will come in and then she'll step down and you'll get Gavin Newsom in there.
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Right, right, right.
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So I'm so confused.
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No, it's somebody who is, I mean, just they've gone through to the other side.
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But in reality, it's all shit talk.
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In reality, it doesn't mean we're trying to bring reality to bear on this, and it doesn't really matter.
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The only thing that is real in there, essentially, is like, man, someone might take a shot at Biden, and I want to make sure people know that I have a conspiracy locked and loaded for that one.
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Sure.
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But I mean, part of what's fun about this is just taking what is clearly a clownish, dumb, stupid idea, and then being like, what if somebody tried it in real world terms?
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What would the results be?
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Not good.
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Well, it's also fun to, you know, whenever Alex says some stuff like this, to be like, if this is true, what else must be true?
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Absolutely.
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And follow the chain.
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Follow it.
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And like, that's what you end up with.
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He has to, like, really support Biden.
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See, but that's why they're so bad at investigating because they can't understand that that chain doesn't end.
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If this is true, then this must be true.
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Means that if that's true, then this must be.
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Do you understand?
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It always goes on.
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Yeah, there are implications behind things that you say often.
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And when you're kind of just a dumb shit talker, you end up saying things that you don't realize.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So no one has a memory, it turns out.
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We know Alex says this a lot.
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He spends a long time in the first hour rambling about how no one has a memory.
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And it's because everyone's like, it's so hot now.
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Right.
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Climate change is happening.
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Right.
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And no one has a memory of the hot things that happened before.
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In the second half hour, he forgot he had spent the first half hour talking about how nobody else.
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No, no, no, no.
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He has a memory.
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Okay.
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No one else.
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No one else.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Remember Dory from Pun Intended from Little Nemo or Finding Nemo?
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What's the pun?
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And it's a species of fish that five seconds interest.
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Goldfish have about a 12-second.
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And the fish can't ever remember anything.
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So from minute to minute, she's meeting her friends and not remembering that they were her friends.
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Now, that's a literal issue.
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Well, it's the same thing saying global warming.
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You got to pay carbon taxes.
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You got to get fish have it tough.
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And I have kids.
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We've got to euthanize old people.
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I mean, humans are bad.
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Carbon dioxide's evil.
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Sure.
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We've got to get rid of it.
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But that's why now, every time there's a particularly hot summer, and this is a hot summer, but you see headlines saying Death Valley record tip 130.
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And then the record tip is 134 in 1913.
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Look it up.
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But they're just lying to you.
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And it turns out last year it hit 130, and the year before it hit 129.
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But yeah, the temperatures fluctuate a year.
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But I have this weird thing called a really good memory, and I remember the temperatures when I was 10 years old and 14.
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And 13.
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You know why?
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Because we had a year of heat spells, and people were dying on the football field during two-a-days, so they canceled the second two-a-day.
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And I sure loved that year because I only had to play two-a days in the morning and not go back after lunch.
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And it was exhausting.
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I remember it being 113, 114 degrees.
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Yeah, three days are illegal now.
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But now they tell me 105, 106 last week is the hottest ever recorded in Texas, in the area of Texas where I live.
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Now, that's just not true.
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But that's why they lie to you.
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Alex is a straight-up psychopath if he was glad for the heat because he didn't have to do two-a-day practices while it was killing kids all around.
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Or I guess maybe that was the COVID vaccine back then, too, when Alex was a kid.
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Whoops.
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Alex kind of revealed that young athletes dying while playing their sport isn't completely unheard of and totally a new thing.
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Well, he has a memory.
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He's intimately familiar with counterexamples that ruin his own conspiracy theory, but who cares?
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Alex misunderstood a headline in The Guardian that said that Death Valley was nearing the global heat record, which it set in 1913 at 134 degrees Fahrenheit.
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He's further just not grasping what a lot of these articles that are coming up are about.
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As it turns out, there are a bunch of people who don't believe that reading from 1913 was accurate, largely because other stations nearby registered much lower readings.
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UCLA climate scientist Daniel Swain is one of the higher-profile folks who's skeptical of this, and he considers 130 to be the highest reliable reading from that time, and therefore he considers 130 to be the record in Death Valley.
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There's a lot of discussion surrounding this as the plausibility of Death Valley recording temperatures over 130 in the near future is very real.
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It's something that could happen.
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And would that be a record based on the skepticism of these other scientists that consider this reading not to be reliable?
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Who knows?
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Sure.
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Alex says that he remembers the temperatures from when he was 10 and 14.
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He was born in 1974, so that would be 1984 and 1988.
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His birthday is in February, so he would have already had his birthday by the summer.
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So these years would be reliable towards what he's saying.
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The highest temperature recorded in Dallas, because that was when he was living in Dallas, in 1984 was 108 on August 19th.
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In 1988, the highest temperature was 106 on August 23rd.
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In 2022, the highest temp recorded was 108 in July 20th.
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And this year, on July 18th, it hit 106.
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In 2018, it got to 112.
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Purely looking at maximum and minimum temperatures is a good way to make a headline pop, but it's not really the most reliable way to approach this issue.
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If you look at average temperatures, it shows a little bit more of the picture.
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For instance, in 1984, the average temperature in July was 85.5 degrees, whereas in 2022, it was 91.8.
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The average in June was 82.5 in 1984 compared to 2022's reading of 86.1.
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Even more stark are the winter numbers.
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The average for January 1984 was 39.3 degrees compared to January 2023 coming in at 52.1.
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If you take the whole year into account, the average temperature in 1984 was 65.7 degrees, and in 2022 came in at 68.3.
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There are considerable jumps here.
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Yeah.
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There are a ton more variables that go into the picture of the climate, but just from a temperature standpoint, it's dumb to pretend that Alex's memories of football practices from when he was a tween mean anything.
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It feels like it means something to him, and he's proud of his pretend amazing memory, but this is just stupid.
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This means nothing.
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And you can, I mean, one of the most documented things and like easy to find stuff is like temperature records.
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I mean, it's so easy to find.
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Yeah.
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People just wrote down the number.
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Yeah.
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It didn't even take long and it didn't take up a lot of space.
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They're all in these spreadsheets and everything.
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High school football players dying is really sad and it's unacceptable just to ignore that, but it also does happen a bit, unfortunately.
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We need to do a lot better in terms of making some of these things safer.
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Oh, well, that's why three days are illegal.
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Now, I almost died.
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Like, when I was doing three days, I had heat exhaustion.
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I collapsed, and they had to bring me into a dark space and put ice packs in my armpits and my groin and behind my neck.
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Like it was, it was that kind of thing.
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And that was just like, come on, what are you doing?
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Everybody else isn't collapsing, you know?
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And it's like, all right, okay, we are there.
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That's the early grand for you.
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Two days were so bad when I was in junior high and I played football.
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And like, it was so bad that I faked an injury.
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Yeah.
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Like I came up with like some knee thing to be like, well, I want to play, but I can't.
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I think, if I recall correctly, I think I went to a doctor and even was like, help me out here.
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I got such a reputation for being lazy because I was like, I don't, I'm not really going to do this, fellas.
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That's just not what's going to happen.
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But I just, I was just good enough to get away with it.
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So that was the nice part.
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In hindsight, I wish I had had an instinct of like, I just don't have to play.
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I just don't have to do it.
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There's no one making me do it.
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Try and make me.
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What are you going to do?
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Instead of fucking go to a doctor and fake a condition.
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I'm 17 and you're 40.
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Why are we doing this?
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Yeah.
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It's silly.
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So we get to a lot of talk about temperatures.
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Sure.
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What was the hottest day in Texas history almost 30 years ago?
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The West Texas community of Monahan said 120 degrees located in Ward County, about 30 miles from Odessa.
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The extreme temperature was marked by June 28, 1994.
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Hey, let's go look at, let's go see what Monahan's look up.
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Let's look up West Texas temperatures right now.
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Pull up the West Texas heat map on July 26, 2023.
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And I'm going to bet you, it's a little earlier in the day right now.
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It's 11 o'clock Central, 11:14.
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I'm going to bet it's 95 degrees in West Texas right now.
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And I bet at 4 o'clock when it peaks, I bet it's 17.
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Let's sit back during Owen's show today at like five o'clock.
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That's the four o'clocks when it peaks.
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And I bet you money in Monahan, it's 105, 106, 107.
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Catch my bad.
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And I bet you right now it's 95.
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Let's pull up West Texas.
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Let's pull up Monahan's and let's see what it is.
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Let's blow that up.
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I said 95, 96.
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Pull it up.
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And right out there where Monahan says, it's 96.
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And right there on the Mexico border, it's 100 degrees.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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In 2022, the average temperature in Monahan's for July was 87.2.
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In 1984, it was 80.9.
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In 1988, it was 77.7.
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It's substantially warmer.
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That said, Alex was specifically talking about July 26, 2023.
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The high temperature recorded that day was 99.
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So he was just a little off the mark there by six or seven or eight degrees, depending on his headjump.
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So close.
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At 4 p.m., it was around 97 degrees.
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And at this point, when he's on air, it would have been in the high 80s, low 90s.
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Alex is way off, and he owes me money because I took his bet.
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Yeah, that's true.
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But also, like, I'm going to guess that what he saw, like the heat map or whatever, was like high predictions or something.
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Because at that point, it was not 95.
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What I both appreciate and don't appreciate about climate change in 2023 is these types of arguments I don't even care about.
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I don't have schoolyard shit.
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Yeah, totally.
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And like, we lived through Snowball in Congress.
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I've seen the arguments from people who were dumb enough to believe them 20 years ago.
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Right.
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Right now, we all know it's happening, and we all know there's billionaires.
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Everybody, the government, the billionaires, everybody knows, and there's just too much money.
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So until they get less money or we take it away from them, it's just going to happen.
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I'm not even mad about it anymore.
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Right.
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You do something about it.
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I agree with you, too, that this is kind of a pointless argument that he's making.
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But there is a reason that I'm engaging with it.
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Totally.
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And I don't think it means anything.
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There's a point behind it about his the way he the provenance of his information.
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Sure.
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This idea of like back when I was a kid, there was two days and people were dying.
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Totally.
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There is something there in terms of the way that he's making his argument about the present through this distorted feeling that he has about the past.
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Yeah.
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And this goes on.
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And I think that there's something valuable about recognizing that, even if the argument on its face is stupid.
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Right.
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I see what you're saying.
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The problem I have with all of this is because I can't do anything about it, the only reason to explain to somebody what's going on would be for the inevitable I told you so when we all die 10 years from now, right?
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And they're never going to give it to me.
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Because I've been doing the I Told You So thing for 20 goddamn years now, and no one's ever said I told you so.
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They've just moved the goalposts and pretended that I wasn't right about this 15 years ago.
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That's fair.
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They're furious.
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That's fair.
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And I think it's very reasonable for you to be mad on a climate change argument point.
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I'm just looking at this from an epistemological standpoint.
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No, recognizing looking at Alex's dumb dumb dumb.
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Well, we have he's a dumb dumb dumb.
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We've both seen how I treat climate change in the past.
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I have to escalate from dumb dumb onto dum-dum-dum.
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Dum-dum-dum.
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He needs four, maybe even five.
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So we heard Alex talk a little bit earlier about the tragedy of Dory the Fish.
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Ah, yes.
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And we have no memory.
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Picture very beautiful in their big schools, but I did forget a study to have very, very short attention spans.
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Generally, crayfish.
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And they talk about that in the children's movie Finding Nemo.
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And I make this point a lot because humans have long-term attention spans.
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Humans have good memory.
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But people don't train themselves to do it.
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In the modern world, memories are much less of what they were, and attention spans are much, much shorter.
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In fact, a lot of people 20 and younger, I saw a study a few months ago, have attention spans shorter than a goldfish, shorter than 14 seconds.
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This is a complete myth based on nothing, and Alex has been trotting out this talking point for years.
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It's not based on some imaginary study he saw a couple months ago.
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If the audience had any memory, they would know that.
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It does seem like that is the thing that he is exploiting, the complaint that he is making.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Quite literally.
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Yeah, I mean, it is like I am complaining about the thing that is the fundament for why I am successful.
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Yep.
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Interesting.
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Definitely.
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Yeah.
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So Alex is talking about that heat.
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Yeah, it's hot.
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It's hot.
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It's hot.
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Down in Monaghan.
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It's hot here.
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Sure, it is.
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Yeah.
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And so he has to pull in a producer who I've never heard on the show before to talk about the heat.
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Sure.
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Because he moved there from Minnesota.
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Oh, yeah.
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He used to work at Genesis.
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Oh, man, he's fucked.
► 00:44:33
And I guess whenever the gold license, whenever Ted Anderson lost his gold license, he's like, I might as well go work for Alex.
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Not a lot of money up there.
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Lateral move.
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And so he came down to Austin, and boy, it's hot.
► 00:44:45
Yeah.
► 00:44:46
But let's bring Scott in here.
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Scott, you moved here.
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They're telling you this is the hottest Texas has ever been.
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Is that true?
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No.
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The first year I was here, it was over 100 degrees for like 100 straight days.
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And it was, I mean, coming from Minnesota, it wasn't as humid as what I was used to up there, but it was hot.
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For like 100 straight days, it was over 100 degrees.
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But we don't just have to believe you or believe me.
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We can look up statistics, and this is not anywhere near the hottest ever.
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Not at all.
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It's not even close.
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It's not even close.
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And, you know, they've even started doing things like, you know, man dies in Death Valley due to heat.
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Well, it's called Death Valley.
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Like, it was named Death Valley because of how hot it was.
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So they said that this guy came to Austin five years ago.
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So in 2018, we should look for 100 straight days over 100 degrees in Austin.
► 00:45:45
To be clear, this is like a third of the year.
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If you started on January 1st, this would go to April 11th.
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Just on its face, this isn't true.
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But I like to look into things.
► 00:45:55
Okay.
► 00:45:56
In 2018, the longest stretch where temperatures were over 100 were recorded was 15 days.
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So this dude is 15% rough.
► 00:46:05
That's a lot, though.
► 00:46:07
If I'm doing hyperbole, I'm not going to shit talk this too much because if I'm doing hyperbole, 15 might as well be 100 in my storytelling capacity.
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I can agree with you if you say like it felt like 100 days.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 00:46:22
Well, I mean, obviously.
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But it wasn't.
► 00:46:24
I am widely known for hyperbole, so it would be assumed.
► 00:46:27
There were only 41 days total that year where the temperature hit over 100.
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So he's over half off.
► 00:46:33
I know it probably seems like I'm being a nitpicker here, and that is kind of fair.
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But there's another point that I think is really important, which was touching on earlier.
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Alex and this guy don't have a memory.
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They have feelings.
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They feel like it was way hotter in the past than it was because that feeling helps them justify the worldview that they prefer and the one that they profit off selling to an audience.
► 00:46:54
Their memories are feeling-based, not empirical, but they pretend like their memories are some kind of a hard scientific proof that makes their point.
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They don't.
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It's just fluff that means nothing.
► 00:47:05
Not for nothing, this episode that we're listening to was recorded on July 26th, and July 25th was the 17th day in a row in Austin where the temperature over 100 was recorded, breaking that streak from 2018, the year that this guy is talking about.
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Very annoying.
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Also, Death Valley wasn't called that because of the heat.
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In the winter of 1849, some pioneers got lost in the valley.
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One of them died, but as the rest managed to make their escape, one of them said, Goodbye, Death Valley, and the name stuck.
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And that is me nitpicking.
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Yeah.
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Well, that one's fair.
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Yeah.
► 00:47:39
Here's the problem that I have when people start doing this.
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All right.
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You are the one now placing importance upon the number.
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So if you tell me, oh, well, it's not even the hottest day of all time, fine.
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What does that mean when it is?
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Will you then say, fine, you're right.
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You won't.
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So fuck off.
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A sincere actor would, but obviously the answer is no.
► 00:48:02
Exactly.
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So fuck off.
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None of this means anything.
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You are even not, you're not even engaging with your own reality.
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Right.
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This line of inquiry and this line of information is satisfactory to disprove something I don't want to be true, but it will not affirm something I don't want to be true.
► 00:48:21
Right.
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And that's cheating.
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Yeah.
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So fuck it.
► 00:48:25
It's yeah, fuck you.
► 00:48:26
Now, we get off the topic of the heat.
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And this is where things get weird.
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There's a lot of talk about memory.
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A lot of talk about heat.
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All right.
► 00:48:34
And then Alex gets hot.
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Alex, well, maybe it's because of the heat.
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Alex gets fucking weird.
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I believe it.
► 00:48:40
The globalists apparently have a new plan.
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Okay.
► 00:48:43
Because they do have cures for cancer.
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They do have free energy.
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They do have incredible forms of transportation that because America was the freest country and had the brain drain of the world, even surpassing the Germans and the Russians and the Japanese, the United States was able in the arms race and the technology race to get exponentially ahead of everybody else.
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And so now they want to have a way to have a breakaway civilization where the elites get all the live attention and you don't even get anything except death.
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You're being phased out.
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They're through with you.
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All right.
► 00:49:25
And it's not going to be 500 million people that are allowed, like the UN says, to stay alive.
► 00:49:30
That's what George Grace is.
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Listen to what they say.
► 00:49:32
You're going to get to be part of the Star Trek future and wear your little onesie outfit, and you're going to be part of that.
► 00:49:39
They seem practical.
► 00:49:40
They're not going to leave 500 million around either.
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They're going to create one entity, consciousness, computer faces the biological life, sucks all the codes out of it, and then creates a new species.
► 00:49:57
It's silicon-based.
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And the decision's been made to overwrite the entire planet and create a new evolutionary system, basically playing God.
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So, yeah, this is apparently what it's all about.
► 00:50:10
They're trying to create a hive-minded entity that will create a new evolutionary model of silicone-based life forms.
► 00:50:20
Yeah.
► 00:50:21
Man, if he'd been saying this stuff back in the 90s, everyone would have treated him the way he deserved to be treated.
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He would not have any money.
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Nope.
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Here's the thing.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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What I don't understand is if this plan, like, here's my issue.
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Okay.
► 00:50:40
This plan is so dumb.
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Very.
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So stupid.
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So dumb.
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Incomprehensibly stupid.
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Pointless.
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Why would you silicon?
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What are you doing?
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To the point where if you are actually trying to do it, I have to assume you have some very, very good reason to try and pull this off.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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You got to really want it to pull off a plan this stupid.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I would agree with that.
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Yeah.
► 00:51:05
But also, sure.
► 00:51:08
Like, it would be so easy to kill everyone.
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It would be so easy.
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You had the power of the globalists.
► 00:51:15
I mean, you don't have to do any of these intricate plans.
► 00:51:18
What are we still doing here?
► 00:51:19
Right.
► 00:51:20
And you're having fun.
► 00:51:22
I mean, I get it.
► 00:51:23
And if you're just toying with us as like, well, what else are we going to do today?
► 00:51:27
That's fine.
► 00:51:28
We're all bored too.
► 00:51:29
This whole thing is an illusion.
► 00:51:30
Why would you go to work every day?
► 00:51:32
This is dumb.
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This is dumb.
► 00:51:33
I get it.
► 00:51:34
All of this is arbitrary.
► 00:51:36
But what are you doing?
► 00:51:37
What are you doing?
► 00:51:38
I'm confused.
► 00:51:41
I know that this is just what he's feeling today.
► 00:51:44
And maybe he watched a movie and he's got some ideas in his head.
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Sure.
► 00:51:52
What does the machine look like?
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In your mind.
► 00:51:55
Okay, so this machine overwrites human DNA, sucks all of our codes out, and then pushes out a silicon-based evolutionary life form.
► 00:52:03
Yes.
► 00:52:04
What's the machine look like?
► 00:52:05
I have to be honest, I kind of, I don't know if you've ever played the game Eternal Darkness.
► 00:52:09
It was on the GameCube.
► 00:52:11
It was kind of a Lovecraft and horror type game.
► 00:52:15
Fantastic game.
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Sure.
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Had a lot of mechanics where if you got seen by monsters, you would lose your sanity.
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And then the game would start fucking with you.
► 00:52:23
Nice.
► 00:52:23
Like one of the things it would do is it would go back to the title screen and make you think you'd lost all your progress.
► 00:52:29
It was great.
► 00:52:30
That is great.
► 00:52:30
Especially if you were high.
► 00:52:31
Yeah.
► 00:52:32
So fun.
► 00:52:33
Yeah.
► 00:52:33
Anyway, there's these immortal beings that are vying for power in the universe.
► 00:52:38
There's three of them: there's Ulioth, there's Zelatoth, and Taturga.
► 00:52:43
I like Toturga.
► 00:52:44
Taturga is the god of strength.
► 00:52:46
Yeah, obviously.
► 00:52:49
So anyway, throughout the game, these are the three eternal beings that seem to be controlling the fate and everything.
► 00:52:55
But if you beat the game three times, you find out that really the being that was manipulating everything all along was the dead god Mantorok.
► 00:53:03
Oh, God damn it.
► 00:53:05
I hate it when there's one dude behind everything.
► 00:53:07
Yeah, the bound god.
► 00:53:09
And he's like a pile of search for Mantorok from Eternal Darkness.
► 00:53:14
He's like a pile.
► 00:53:15
He's just like a pile.
► 00:53:17
The ultimate enemy is a pile.
► 00:53:18
He fills up a room, and it kind of looks like a, I don't know.
► 00:53:23
So that's what you're describing the machine as?
► 00:53:25
Do you have a phone?
► 00:53:26
Look up Mantorok from Eternal Darkness.
► 00:53:28
All right, I'll look up Mantorok.
► 00:53:30
I don't.
► 00:53:31
like manta ray and then rock like I don't think there's a C in rock and I think it's manto rock yeah I would guess.
► 00:53:38
Okay.
► 00:53:39
But I encourage everyone to Google this, if only to get Google Trends going.
► 00:53:45
Maybe we'll get an Eternal Darkness sequence.
► 00:53:47
All right.
► 00:53:47
All right.
► 00:53:48
Maybe this will happen.
► 00:53:49
It's a purple thing.
► 00:53:50
It's a pile.
► 00:53:52
You are 100% correct.
► 00:53:54
That's what comes into my mind when I hear Alex describing this.
► 00:53:57
Mantorok.
► 00:53:58
I can see that.
► 00:53:59
I can see that.
► 00:54:00
Yeah.
► 00:54:00
The only one that can save us from Zelototh.
► 00:54:03
Right, right, right, right.
► 00:54:04
And Taturga.
► 00:54:05
See, I just feel like there's got to be a lot more lightning.
► 00:54:08
I feel like this is something that requires a shit ton of lightning to operate.
► 00:54:12
Mantorok could do some lightning.
► 00:54:14
See, this is what I'm saying.
► 00:54:15
And also, I kind of feel like, here's what we're doing.
► 00:54:18
We have to combine.
► 00:54:19
Mantorok short.
► 00:54:20
We have to combine Witchcraft is real with this machine.
► 00:54:23
Like, there also has to be an actual, literal, magical component to creating this evolutionary.
► 00:54:30
I don't want to be rude.
► 00:54:31
Yeah.
► 00:54:31
But I feel like that is so obvious.
► 00:54:38
In what Alex is saying, it feels so obvious to me that there needs to be magic.
► 00:54:45
I'm sorry.
► 00:54:46
I just never assumed magic.
► 00:54:47
I'm just not the person.
► 00:54:48
But I mean, I guess, you know, like that, you know, at a certain point, technology and magic and stuff.
► 00:54:57
It's that kind of thing.
► 00:54:59
Arthur C. Clarke, yeah.
► 00:55:00
Alex would look at.
► 00:55:01
He's a hard sci-fi guy.
► 00:55:02
Sure.
► 00:55:03
Sure.
► 00:55:04
That's true.
► 00:55:05
He would have magic in there, but it would be in the pretense of.
► 00:55:08
It'd be technological magic.
► 00:55:09
Yes.
► 00:55:09
Yeah.
► 00:55:11
Technomancy.
► 00:55:12
Yes.
► 00:55:12
Yeah.
► 00:55:13
Yes, definitely.
► 00:55:14
Which is not a class in Diablo.
► 00:55:17
No, it is not.
► 00:55:17
A technomancer.
► 00:55:18
Technomancer.
► 00:55:20
So, yeah, this is apparently where we're going.
► 00:55:22
That's what the globalists want, and that's why they have the Federal Reserve.
► 00:55:28
What?
► 00:55:29
I mean, but the thing about that is that if that is the end goal, every decision up to this point tertiarily is so annoying.
► 00:55:39
Like, why do we have so much shit?
► 00:55:42
Like, why do I have to pay all these medical bills if what you really want is to evolve me into a silicon-based life form?
► 00:55:48
No, You're not going to get evolved into a silicone-based form.
► 00:55:52
I would rather be evolved into a silicon life.
► 00:55:54
You're not going to be dead.
► 00:55:55
You're going to deal with a hospital.
► 00:55:56
You're going to be dead.
► 00:55:57
These silicone beings are going to be all new.
► 00:55:59
It's a whole new evolutionary paradigm.
► 00:56:01
Did I get one?
► 00:56:02
No.
► 00:56:03
Well, then in that case, I guess I'm out.
► 00:56:07
No, because the way I understand it, everyone's dead.
► 00:56:12
Sure.
► 00:56:13
We got this being that maybe is a hive mind of the globalists.
► 00:56:16
Like, maybe they download their consciousness into it.
► 00:56:19
Well, and all the code.
► 00:56:21
Who fucking knows?
► 00:56:21
Oh, the code.
► 00:56:22
Or maybe they get to be silicon beings too.
► 00:56:24
Sure.
► 00:56:24
Whatever.
► 00:56:24
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
► 00:56:25
But I see it.
► 00:56:26
Or they will.
► 00:56:27
I see it as like the earth is now empty.
► 00:56:32
Paved over.
► 00:56:33
I mean, there's still probably buildings.
► 00:56:34
It takes all human beings got it.
► 00:56:36
Take forever to knock down all these buildings.
► 00:56:38
So I think, like, yeah, it's just empty, devoid of life, and what have you.
► 00:56:42
Then they plant the seeds of an entirely new evolution, like amoebas.
► 00:56:48
Okay.
► 00:56:48
And like the beginning of it.
► 00:56:50
But instead of carbon-based life forms, it's silicon-based life forms.
► 00:56:54
Yeah.
► 00:56:54
And this, I think, is based on Alex not understanding what people are talking about with excess CO2 in the entire world.
► 00:56:59
Yeah, that would make sense.
► 00:57:00
Because he thinks that they want to get rid of all CO2, and carbon is the basis of life and stuff.
► 00:57:07
Now, I'm going to throw this out at you.
► 00:57:09
Please.
► 00:57:09
I'm going to throw this out at you.
► 00:57:11
And this may be like a fundamental issue with the globalist plan.
► 00:57:14
They're a bunch.
► 00:57:17
Carbon-based life is really good at existing on Earth because carbon-based life evolved with the Earth.
► 00:57:23
Right.
► 00:57:23
Silicon-based life would work better on a different planet.
► 00:57:26
That may be true.
► 00:57:27
It wouldn't work very well on this planet because all the elements that they would need are not here.
► 00:57:34
How silly.
► 00:57:34
don't exist how silly would that one entity feel if they went through all of this just to find out that the silicon was incompatible i can't breathe I can't breathe!
► 00:57:46
Why did you create me?
► 00:57:48
Guys, you cannot breathe your oxygen.
► 00:57:50
Oh, we whiffed on this one.
► 00:57:52
You will never go outside of this tube.
► 00:57:54
What have you done to me?
► 00:57:57
Back to the drawing board.
► 00:57:58
Shakespearean creature of neglect and misery.
► 00:58:02
Well, you win something you lose.
► 00:58:04
I guess we're going to have to start again.
► 00:58:05
So, anyway, Alex talks about this a little more.
► 00:58:07
Okay.
► 00:58:08
The decision has been made to wipe everybody out and to wipe out all the plants and all the animals and all just everybody.
► 00:58:17
All the insects, everything.
► 00:58:19
So, when they say we're the guardians of Earth, we want to get rid of humans to save the earth.
► 00:58:25
We love chemtrailing.
► 00:58:27
We love aluminum dioxide.
► 00:58:29
We love merium salts.
► 00:58:30
We love exploding nuclear reactors.
► 00:58:32
We love radiation.
► 00:58:33
We love silicon.
► 00:58:34
We hate carbon.
► 00:58:36
We hate what carbon does.
► 00:58:37
Cows fart, you know, so do humans.
► 00:58:39
And you also excel carbon dioxide.
► 00:58:42
They're literally building an alien system here on Earth.
► 00:58:48
The aliens exist, not from some distant star or even another dimension.
► 00:58:52
Though that's going on.
► 00:58:53
What?
► 00:58:54
The main attack is the globalists have been inspired by a pre-programmed genetic code or by an inner space transmission, is how most of them believe they're getting it to take this on and then commit this operation to rewrite the planet and turn us into a silicon system that only needs sunlight.
► 00:59:19
The earth will then be jacketed in solar panels, and this new entity will use it as a base.
► 00:59:31
So we've been sent the plans.
► 00:59:34
Western scientists got so enamored with the fact that they can interface with this, probably because of genetics.
► 00:59:42
And now they're building it.
► 00:59:44
We'll be right back here with us.
► 00:59:47
Yeah, so apparently the photosynthesis will be a part of this being.
► 00:59:52
It will only need sunlight.
► 00:59:55
I mean, that's a good move.
► 00:59:57
I'm all for that.
► 00:59:58
Yeah.
► 00:59:58
If we could do only sunlight diets, that would be dope.
► 01:00:01
I'd be fine with that.
► 01:00:02
I think this is.
► 01:00:05
If this is why Alex is against solar energy, this is sad.
► 01:00:09
Yeah, no, I'd be all for it.
► 01:00:11
100%.
► 01:00:12
No, you can't put up those solar panels because it'll feed the beast.
► 01:00:15
No, I mean, I can still.
► 01:00:16
Yeah.
► 01:00:16
No.
► 01:00:17
No.
► 01:00:18
It'll feed the devil.
► 01:00:19
That's fair.
► 01:00:21
You know, here's the thing.
► 01:00:22
I've been thinking about this.
► 01:00:23
I have no comments about this.
► 01:00:29
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but I wanted to make clear that I have nothing.
► 01:00:33
And then there's the Synthosilicon-based life form.
► 01:00:38
I mean, these ones aren't even from another dimension.
► 01:00:41
Where are these ones from?
► 01:00:43
interspace so they're from they're super Oh, man.
► 01:00:47
What if there were super tiny people who had been living inside of us this whole time?
► 01:00:51
Jersey meet day.
► 01:00:52
Do a reverse inner space, fly outside of us.
► 01:00:55
Boom.
► 01:00:55
They're huge now.
► 01:00:56
It's like that.
► 01:00:57
Fish out of water.
► 01:00:57
Yes, it is exactly like that.
► 01:00:59
Yeah, what's that?
► 01:01:00
Meat Dave.
► 01:01:02
I think.
► 01:01:03
No, no, Osmosis Jones.
► 01:01:05
No, that's a different one.
► 01:01:06
I know.
► 01:01:06
That was a completely different movie.
► 01:01:07
Inner Space.
► 01:01:08
That's another one.
► 01:01:09
Well, that's the same one.
► 01:01:10
Tiny people.
► 01:01:10
Honey, I shrunk the kids.
► 01:01:12
Honey, I shrunk me.
► 01:01:14
Honey, I shrunk the baby.
► 01:01:15
Oops.
► 01:01:15
One of the greats.
► 01:01:16
Everyone shrunk.
► 01:01:17
It was honey, I blew up the baby because the baby got huge.
► 01:01:20
Yeah, that's true.
► 01:01:21
They really subverted our expectations.
► 01:01:23
It was like the Beethoven movies.
► 01:01:25
By the time they got to Beethoven's 3, it's like, it's not even about a dog.
► 01:01:28
Right.
► 01:01:28
No.
► 01:01:29
It's actually about Beethoven.
► 01:01:31
Yes, absolutely.
► 01:01:35
Oh, my God.
► 01:01:36
This is not what Alex has been saying in the past.
► 01:01:39
This is dumb.
► 01:01:42
He's in a strange mood.
► 01:01:43
It's the heat.
► 01:01:45
Every time he starts talking about space, the more I think about it, the more I'm just like, everybody thinks about all the big challenges and stuff and all that stuff and like, oh, getting through there and all this stuff.
► 01:01:57
Where are we?
► 01:01:58
Do you know what I mean?
► 01:02:00
Like, from what point of view do you have to be looking to see us and from where?
► 01:02:07
And it is not.
► 01:02:08
We're nowhere.
► 01:02:09
We're the tiniest, tiniest, tiniest little dot.
► 01:02:12
It's the total perspective vortex.
► 01:02:14
The idea that somebody would come here is so ridiculous as to be nonsensical.
► 01:02:19
The total perspective vortex is actually where the aliens are from.
► 01:02:23
Yeah, well, that would be a good place to start.
► 01:02:27
Yeah, so Western scientists, because of genetics, have been able to interface with these beings that have told them these plans that they need to carry out in order to make the Earth a base for this silicone-based life form.
► 01:02:45
I guess the Borg kind of maybe, but without a bunch of entities.
► 01:02:50
Are they individuals?
► 01:02:51
Are they still working for the devil?
► 01:02:53
Is this the devil's idea?
► 01:02:54
Oh, that is the devil.
► 01:02:56
I think so.
► 01:02:57
Okay.
► 01:02:57
Do you think they're working across purposes from the devil to do this as a side project?
► 01:03:01
I mean, I don't know.
► 01:03:04
Is God working on a similar project to counteract this?
► 01:03:07
I think God's just trying to stop this.
► 01:03:09
Well, how can you stop it?
► 01:03:11
But there's only one way to defeat a giant monster, and that's with an even equally as big monster.
► 01:03:16
Sure.
► 01:03:17
We learned this in Godzilla.
► 01:03:20
I think, first of all, this is stupid.
► 01:03:24
Yes.
► 01:03:25
Second, it means who's fighting against this?
► 01:03:34
According to it's Russia, right?
► 01:03:38
Well, what are they doing fighting against this?
► 01:03:40
This seems right up their alley.
► 01:03:42
Not if your Alex past 2006 or so.
► 01:03:45
That's fair.
► 01:03:49
Yeah, no, I don't know.
► 01:03:50
It's weird.
► 01:03:52
It's just Alex and his group of people who are totally not neo-Nazis.
► 01:03:58
This is 100% a resurrected Nazi plan.
► 01:04:01
This is like the World War II never ended.
► 01:04:03
The Nazis have still been going on.
► 01:04:05
Secret Hitler is still alive, and this is the plan for him to become the next level of evolution.
► 01:04:11
Silicon Hitler.
► 01:04:13
HitlerCon.
► 01:04:15
No, that doesn't work.
► 01:04:16
That sounds like a convention.
► 01:04:17
Yep.
► 01:04:18
That probably exists.
► 01:04:19
It sounds like the place that Alex goes on the weekend.
► 01:04:21
Yeah, he's a speaker at HitlerCon.
► 01:04:24
Complete betting.
► 01:04:26
So he talks a little bit more about Biden.
► 01:04:28
And after all of this, I just, I'm confused.
► 01:04:31
Hunter Biden is a mindless crackhead.
► 01:04:33
His father is a mindless drug addict.
► 01:04:35
The information's clear and a pedophile.
► 01:04:37
And as much as I want to see them burn in hell, I'm simply pointing out the fact that they're getting ready to remove Biden one way or another, and that includes assassination, something I stand firmly against.
► 01:04:51
Don't need to say that.
► 01:04:53
But if I was a betting man, I think Biden's so arrogant and so out of his mind that he does not step down.
► 01:05:03
And they're going to go with a spectacular assassination to blame on the right wing and the populist, or they'll just slip him something, gives him a stroke, and he dies.
► 01:05:12
That one's some sucks.
► 01:05:13
I don't want to do that.
► 01:05:14
It's a little too gamesy, a little too ballsy, a little too cattywampus, a little too wild.
► 01:05:22
I guarantee you they got different operational plans.
► 01:05:24
They got a plan to assassinate him and blame it on the Liberty Movement.
► 01:05:27
That's in the mix.
► 01:05:29
Probably not the card they're going to play, but they're really thinking about it.
► 01:05:32
And then they've got just get him to step down and then say he's had a stroke and he can go hang out in Delaware and the rest of it or Maine or wherever he sneaks around at the middle of the night.
► 01:05:48
What?
► 01:05:49
But he's not going to do that.
► 01:05:51
So they'll assassinate him or poison him soon.
► 01:05:56
And then they're going to indict Hunter right in front of you the whole world and say, see?
► 01:06:00
See, the Justice Department's fair.
► 01:06:02
We've indicted Hunter Biden.
► 01:06:04
He's going to prison for child trafficking, sex trafficking, and now it's legitimate that we're going after Trump.
► 01:06:11
I mean, Trump's already been indicted.
► 01:06:13
First of all, Alex is just making this shit up as he goes along.
► 01:06:16
These ideas of their various plans and shit.
► 01:06:19
But also, like, if this alien shit is going on, how does arresting Hunter Biden further the alien plan?
► 01:06:28
There's aliens.
► 01:06:30
Nothing he's talking about means anything.
► 01:06:32
Hunter Biden snorted Coke.
► 01:06:34
Fine.
► 01:06:34
That's great.
► 01:06:35
But most of the people I know have or do.
► 01:06:39
Jordan.
► 01:06:39
There are aliens.
► 01:06:40
Do you understand?
► 01:06:41
Fuck off.
► 01:06:41
Do you understand that in order to get our silicone beings in play, we need to protect Hunter Biden?
► 01:06:48
Throw him into space.
► 01:06:49
You have space powers.
► 01:06:51
Yeah, but that's a little bit gamesy.
► 01:06:54
That's a little cattywampus.
► 01:06:56
That's the thing that I hate so much.
► 01:06:58
Is that what this really implies is that there is a whiteboard, like, overnight meeting amongst the globalists where they're like blue sky thinking, no idea is bad.
► 01:07:08
Everybody just throw it up there.
► 01:07:09
Maybe we slip him something.
► 01:07:11
No, that's too gamesy.
► 01:07:13
Yeah, Soros is sitting there on his 18th cigarette.
► 01:07:17
What's it going to be?
► 01:07:18
This is the worst.
► 01:07:19
Justin all-nighter.
► 01:07:20
This is the worst.
► 01:07:21
Nobody has any good ideas.
► 01:07:24
Listen, we are on year 12,000 of this plan, apparently, and we don't have any good ideas.
► 01:07:30
Jacques Cousteau is in the corner.
► 01:07:33
I should never die.
► 01:07:35
I faked my death so I could be useful to the plot.
► 01:07:38
I am still in the ocean.
► 01:07:39
Oh, man.
► 01:07:40
All of the Rockefellers who have ever lived are there as Force ghosts.
► 01:07:44
What are we doing?
► 01:07:45
What are we doing in this room where they're saying stuff like that's a little too cattywampus?
► 01:07:50
What are you talking about?
► 01:07:52
I just, I feel like every now and again it's important to really just take a step back and realize like the scope of what Alex's sci-fi bullshit is going on.
► 01:08:03
He should not care about anything that he yells about all the time.
► 01:08:07
No.
► 01:08:08
Should not care at all about Biden's stuff.
► 01:08:10
No.
► 01:08:10
Shouldn't care.
► 01:08:11
Like you have bigger fish to fry, namely the devil.
► 01:08:15
I mean, yes.
► 01:08:16
This elaborate plan to cover the world in solar panels to feed some kind of siliconed manta rock.
► 01:08:23
Yeah, I don't get, I think people should realize exactly how unserious we are being whenever something like this is supposed to have occurred.
► 01:08:32
If aliens, then only aliens.
► 01:08:36
There is no, I don't care about taxes.
► 01:08:38
What the fuck are you talking about?
► 01:08:40
There are aliens who can travel a billion miles through space.
► 01:08:45
All bats are off.
► 01:08:46
An essential part of their plot was getting an income tax.
► 01:08:50
Exactly.
► 01:08:51
The devil's real.
► 01:08:53
The end.
► 01:08:54
With a real, literal devil controlling people's behavior.
► 01:08:58
Fuck off.
► 01:08:58
In order for the devil to really make any headway, he had to make sure that Osho was formed.
► 01:09:04
I mean, that makes sense.
► 01:09:07
I don't disagree with your thought process.
► 01:09:09
I'm just saying that that's a little ticky-tacky.
► 01:09:11
That's a little bit, that's a little bit too deep in the weeds for you.
► 01:09:16
I think you're missing the forest for the trees, Mr. Devil.
► 01:09:19
Very dumb.
► 01:09:20
And then he's like, how about the EPA?
► 01:09:22
Listen, that's a step up.
► 01:09:24
So Alex is talking about these hearings about the alien stuff, which is all a bunch of bally hoods.
► 01:09:33
Right, right, right.
► 01:09:34
Bosh, I say, getting ready for this trip.
► 01:09:40
And so Alex talks about how, like, obviously, this isn't real.
► 01:09:44
This guy is not talking about alien stuff.
► 01:09:46
And Alex, to his credit, does not think that this guy is this whistleblower guy.
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Good for him.
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But he has another take on it, which is that he is part of a limited hangout kind of.
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There's a conspiracy on top of it as opposed to just the guy being a little bit more.
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Bullshit.
► 01:10:03
Yeah.
► 01:10:03
I've done my own research.
► 01:10:05
So here's the bottom line.
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I've told you this a thousand times or more in the last 30 years, 29 years on air.
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When they roll out that the little green men are real, and when they tell you that they're way advanced than us and they're everywhere, the new world order is about to go into overdrive.
► 01:10:23
And notice, they've rolled out the poison shots.
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The borders are wide open.
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Two men can have a baby.
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Pedophilia is everywhere.
► 01:10:29
And now the little green men.
► 01:10:32
And all the Hollywood movies and men in black and just constant stuff going on.
► 01:10:38
So all this stuff isn't happening.
► 01:10:39
Alex is just listing off the reality he's shaping for his audience.
► 01:10:42
Pedophilia isn't everywhere.
► 01:10:44
The border isn't wide open.
► 01:10:45
The shots aren't poisoned.
► 01:10:46
This is just Alex's fantasy world.
► 01:10:48
Also, it's abusive to say that the globalists are going to go into overdrive.
► 01:10:52
This is just a reflection of Alex realizing that he said that the New World Order has gone operational too many times and its impact is starting to wear off on the audience.
► 01:11:01
They've gone operational and nothing's happened.
► 01:11:04
But that's because we were really waiting for them to go into overdrive.
► 01:11:07
Then I guess when they go into overdrive and nothing happens, it'll be because we're actually waiting for them to go hyper speed or mega warp or some other dumb shit Alex can come up with to extend this fraud for another few years.
► 01:11:18
Also, not for nothing, Men in Black came out in 1997.
► 01:11:22
Jesus Christ.
► 01:11:23
There was a fourth installment that came out in 2019, but that's still four years ago and it didn't do that well.
► 01:11:27
I don't know why he's saying Men in Black and all this stuff.
► 01:11:30
Oh, man.
► 01:11:31
Oh, man.
► 01:11:32
All this stuff is happening like Men in Black.
► 01:11:34
Of all of the slippery slope arguments that we've heard since Republicans started saying that things will eventually be different than they are now.
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I never heard little green men at the end of any of them.
► 01:11:47
That Pat Robinson wasn't like, oh, if you let gay people get married, blank, blank, blank, blank.
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Aliens.
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That didn't happen.
► 01:11:55
I never heard that one.
► 01:11:56
See, that's the Alex Jones difference.
► 01:11:58
That's what he brings to the table that you're not going to get at a Shones or whatever.
► 01:12:02
And in case any of this stuff does come to pass, I need to tell you one very important thing.
► 01:12:07
What was that?
► 01:12:07
And that is the good guys dress in black.
► 01:12:09
Remember that, just in case we ever face to face and make contact.
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I understand.
► 01:12:13
Yep.
► 01:12:16
Yep.
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Don't tell me.
► 01:12:22
What was that question going on?
► 01:12:24
You know what?
► 01:12:24
I don't want to ask that.
► 01:12:25
I don't want to ask it anymore.
► 01:12:27
Was it, do I know all the words to every Will Smith theme song?
► 01:12:30
No.
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Maybe.
► 01:12:31
No.
► 01:12:31
It was, do you like knowing all the words to every Will Smith theme song?
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I don't really have a choice at this point.
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No, I understand.
► 01:12:41
I guess I don't actually know the words to Men in Black 2.
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Nod your head, black suits coming.
► 01:12:46
Did he do that?
► 01:12:47
Is that the only reason he did the sequel?
► 01:12:49
Was so he could do the only reason, but I think people enjoyed it.
► 01:12:53
Yeah, it wasn't a good movie.
► 01:12:56
I think the second one was okay.
► 01:12:57
I thought the third one was the one that was like blue.
► 01:13:01
Fell apart a little bit.
► 01:13:02
That's fair.
► 01:13:03
I don't know.
► 01:13:03
I haven't watched this movie since 1997.
► 01:13:06
It looks like we got to watch them.
► 01:13:07
So I think what we find out is that Alex watched Interstellar recently.
► 01:13:11
Okay, that makes sense.
► 01:13:12
You know, the best estimates are it's going to be something like Interstellar, where you're not sure what happened, but something got out, and this fungus starts growing in the atmosphere and blocking out the sun and killing everything.
► 01:13:24
Oh, oh, oh, and the White House just said two weeks ago, they're going to start spraying stuff in the atmosphere, added to jet fuel to block out the sun.
► 01:13:31
Oh, and there's all these funguses suddenly taking over.
► 01:13:34
The new Intel is there spraying fungus in the atmosphere, creating interstellar.
► 01:13:41
Yeah, that's why when you go see something like that, folks, you need to know that means it's one of their projects.
► 01:13:46
It's always a movie.
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If you see a science fiction movie, just know it's one of their projects.
► 01:13:52
It's one of their projects.
► 01:13:53
Every science movie is one of their projects?
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If Alex wants it to be.
► 01:13:57
It's the entire...
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I mean, imagine if you're so obsessed with sci-fi as a kid that you can't think of the world in any other terms, and your weirdo parents give you JBS stuff.
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then you get to the realization that you're not.
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Also, you probably suffered a couple of head traumas.
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Oh, totally.
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And you were trapped underneath a building that was poisonated.
► 01:14:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
► 01:14:25
Yeah.
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No, it does make more sense if you think that every sci-fi movie is one of their plans.
► 01:14:32
Oh, and then also you have incredible substance abuse problems and maybe some narcissistic tendencies.
► 01:14:37
Sure.
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Even on a good day.
► 01:14:38
Wow, there's definitely that.
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Do animated movies count as part of their plan?
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Or do they only do live action?
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The Animatrix is real.
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Okay, the Animatrix is real.
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Yes.
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So certain animation companies that produce that are part of the Globalists.
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Eon Flux is real.
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Eon Flux.
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Well, that was real.
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Cool World is real.
► 01:15:04
Foodie Cootie?
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That'd be great.
► 01:15:06
Remember that video game Comic Zone on the Sega?
► 01:15:10
I never had a Sega.
► 01:15:11
I was very jealous of my Sega friends.
► 01:15:13
Sega!
► 01:15:14
Oh, every time I heard that sound on the TV, I was like thinking of my other Sega friends playing their Sonic.
► 01:15:21
Yeah, I was in Nintendo House because my grandma played video games.
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And so whenever she was done with the system, she would give it to us.
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And she always played Nintendo stuff.
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But a buddy of mine down the street had Sega, so I was able to play the Sonics and the NBA Jams.
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Sure.
► 01:15:38
For very obvious reasons, I did not have my own kind of like playing video games console until I was, you know, more grown up.
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So it was a PlayStation for me.
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You know, that was the first time that I got to engage with a console.
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Otherwise, I had played Super Mario and like Mortal Kombat.
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Sure.
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That was it.
► 01:15:58
You know, what about like arcades?
► 01:16:00
Well, that's what I'm saying.
► 01:16:01
Oh, okay.
► 01:16:02
Like Mortal Kombat and an arcade, like those kind of arenas of those kinds of video games.
► 01:16:06
You know, plenty of frogger.
► 01:16:08
Uh-huh.
► 01:16:08
Plenty of pinballs.
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They're classics.
► 01:16:11
I was not or ever will be a wizard of pinball.
► 01:16:17
So we know that pinball mancer.
► 01:16:20
Also, not a class.
► 01:16:22
So Alex, we know this.
► 01:16:24
His dad, one of the smartest boys in Texas.
► 01:16:28
True.
► 01:16:28
And he was recruited by the Globalists.
► 01:16:30
He was.
► 01:16:30
It turns out.
► 01:16:31
Now, I'm going to just show all my cards in advance of this clip so you can pay attention in the way I'd hope you will.
► 01:16:37
Okay.
► 01:16:38
Alex is about to tell another story of the globalists trying to recruit his dad.
► 01:16:42
A different has to be a second time.
► 01:16:44
Okay.
► 01:16:45
Because the other time was when Alex was in school, or Alex's dad was in school.
► 01:16:50
Right.
► 01:16:50
And it was Dr. Erwin Speer at University of Texas.
► 01:16:54
Yeah.
► 01:16:54
And this happens when his dad's a dentist.
► 01:16:58
So they do not, they cannot be at the same time.
► 01:17:01
So Alex is telling a completely separate time.
► 01:17:04
So if this, what we're about to listen to is true, the Globalists tried to recruit Alex's dad into their depopulation global extermination program.
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He said, no, thank you.
► 01:17:14
No, thank you.
► 01:17:14
He goes on to get his dental degree.
► 01:17:17
Whoa, Star Wars.
► 01:17:17
And now he's a dentist.
► 01:17:18
We can't let him go.
► 01:17:19
We got to try this again.
► 01:17:21
We got to go back.
► 01:17:22
He's a dentist now.
► 01:17:24
We thought he was just going to be one of the smartest people.
► 01:17:26
Well, actually, the dentist thing does play into this.
► 01:17:28
Of course.
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It is important.
► 01:17:30
Of course, it is.
► 01:17:31
So anyway, enjoy this completely bullshit story.
► 01:17:35
They got biological androids that are six foot seven lizard people, but they're not off-world.
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They were built.
► 01:17:44
They were genetically engineered.
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And it's just a humanoid that grows this hideous exoskeleton.
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They got it all.
► 01:17:53
I've talked to people that have seen it.
► 01:17:55
And let me just explain something to you very slowly.
► 01:18:01
My dad was one of the first thousand dentists or so in the country to successfully start putting implants in regular patients.
► 01:18:09
They'd had them for 20 years before the 80s, but nobody could really make them work.
► 01:18:13
And he went to some of the best schools after he'd already graduated, medical school.
► 01:18:18
Slow down.
► 01:18:21
And when in like 1984, 1985, maybe 83, I remember I'd listen around the corner to my parents when I'd leave the dinner table.
► 01:18:29
Sometimes I'd be coming down the stairs and I'd sit there because the kitchen was like a living room right here, but the stairs come down here.
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And the kitchen's right here with a dining table.
► 01:18:37
I could listen to them.
► 01:18:39
And I asked her that about this few months ago.
► 01:18:42
He said, no, you basically heard the conversation.
► 01:18:43
It's true.
► 01:18:45
They tried to hire my dad for $450,000 a year.
► 01:18:51
And all the other, like all of them.
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Wasn't just him.
► 01:18:55
It was all the top implanters.
► 01:19:00
There wasn't a bunch of them at that time.
► 01:19:02
But they wanted him to head up a project three months in, one month out, or something like that in Maryland at an underground base.
► 01:19:13
And we even learned which base it is.
► 01:19:15
Now, listen, this is not saying my dad's special.
► 01:19:17
Which underground base is it?
► 01:19:19
In the 1980s, folks, they were scooping up the oral surgeons all over the United States to go be part of some cyborg project.
► 01:19:28
Yep.
► 01:19:28
My mom's like, David, we're not moving to Maryland and I don't care how much money it is.
► 01:19:31
And back then, $450,000 was like $5 million.
► 01:19:35
Okay.
► 01:19:36
She said, she said, my mom wasn't a threatening person, but she was like, I'm not going.
► 01:19:41
I'm moving to Austin.
► 01:19:42
I don't want to be here in Dallas anyways.
► 01:19:44
And if you want to go, go do it, but we're done.
► 01:19:46
He's like, I hear you.
► 01:19:47
I wasn't going to do it.
► 01:19:48
But blah, blah, blah.
► 01:19:49
It's really.
► 01:19:52
That's the mid-1980s.
► 01:19:53
Can you imagine in the year 2023, what the hell's going on?
► 01:19:57
I'm not in your head.
► 01:19:59
So this is so fun.
► 01:20:01
I mean, if you're trying to construct a timeline that, like, if you believe anything he says, like, the globalists desperately want David Jones.
► 01:20:11
That was the Moeller Hatton Project.
► 01:20:13
You were sitting on that?
► 01:20:15
I was spending a little bit of time thinking about it.
► 01:20:17
It was good work.
► 01:20:18
It wasn't terrible.
► 01:20:20
This is.
► 01:20:25
David Jones is the most important person.
► 01:20:28
Fuck Tucker Carlson.
► 01:20:29
Alex's dad is like, why would you go back to him?
► 01:20:34
He already said no.
► 01:20:36
What I don't understand.
► 01:20:38
All right.
► 01:20:38
You're the devil.
► 01:20:40
Why would you go back to him with a number like 450?
► 01:20:43
Like, are you like immediately trying to impress him with that?
► 01:20:47
You're the devil.
► 01:20:48
You can only impress people with half a million dollars.
► 01:20:51
Well, you don't want it to be so high that it's suspicious because then you're going to know.
► 01:20:54
$250,000 is very suspicious.
► 01:20:56
No, no, that's in the realm of a high salary at that time.
► 01:21:00
I don't know.
► 01:21:01
But if you come in with like $3 million a year in 1984 or something like that, $10 million a year, then he's going to know you're trying to implant things into people to make biological androids.
► 01:21:11
That's what I'm saying.
► 01:21:12
You don't come to him with the number.
► 01:21:14
You come to him and you say, what do you want?
► 01:21:16
I can write a lot of numbers on this channel.
► 01:21:18
What do you want?
► 01:21:20
Why are you coming to him after you've already failed the first time?
► 01:21:22
Why are you coming to him trying to impress him?
► 01:21:25
You come to him and you say, you come to me.
► 01:21:27
And, hey, let's not tell him it's in a fucking underground base.
► 01:21:31
I would never tell him it's in an underground base.
► 01:21:33
How about you try and pretend it's a legitimate job offer for a regular job?
► 01:21:36
And then once he's there, peel back some layers.
► 01:21:39
The first time you find out you work at an underground base is when you should be underground in that base.
► 01:21:45
Yeah.
► 01:21:45
You're not getting back up.
► 01:21:46
No, you're not seeing sunlight.
► 01:21:49
You personally do not have to worry about the heat.
► 01:21:53
Hey, by the way, it's in an underground base.
► 01:21:55
Well, now that you've told me that, I think I'm going to pick a different.
► 01:21:58
Hey, guess what?
► 01:21:58
Sus.
► 01:22:01
Very shady, the idea of you having an underground base that I have to work in.
► 01:22:04
I'm going to say no on that one.
► 01:22:05
No, no, no, but we'll pay you a lot of money.
► 01:22:08
Now you can't go up to the surface ever again.
► 01:22:10
Let's say a podcast network comes along and they're like, hey, guys, we like your show.
► 01:22:13
We'd like you to record in our studio that's in an underground base.
► 01:22:17
No, thank you.
► 01:22:18
Well, the first thing we would say is that's not that different.
► 01:22:21
And this next thing we would say is, absolutely not.
► 01:22:24
Back in the 2020s, they were scooping up all the podcasters.
► 01:22:31
What an embrace.
► 01:22:33
They were scooping up all the oral surgeons.
► 01:22:35
What could you need that many oral surgeons?
► 01:22:37
Trying to put implants in people to turn them into biological android seven-foot-tall reptilian people.
► 01:22:42
No, no, no, no.
► 01:22:43
But you would need infrastructure on that underground base.
► 01:22:46
What, you have a thousand different little chairs for each person to work on?
► 01:22:51
Like a hairdresser studio, but across in the fucking Indiana Jones warehouse?
► 01:22:58
No, no.
► 01:22:59
Some of the oral surgeons had to be chairs.
► 01:23:04
They had to get on their hands and knees and people would sit on their backs.
► 01:23:07
Right.
► 01:23:08
Well, they had to get the strongest oral surgeons for that.
► 01:23:10
Everyone knows that oral surgeons make the best chairs.
► 01:23:15
No, man, I don't know.
► 01:23:16
I think that I wish that there was a good way to look into this if there was a rash of disappearances of oral surgeons around this time.
► 01:23:27
I mean, just some, even some anecdotal stories I would really enjoy.
► 01:23:32
Well, we got one.
► 01:23:33
Yeah, I know, but a bunch of people just being like, man, you remember how weird it was there was like an oral surgeon shortage for a while?
► 01:23:39
Wasn't that crazy?
► 01:23:40
What happened with that?
► 01:23:42
Also, implants, dental implants have been around way longer than what Alex is saying.
► 01:23:48
Only David Jones pioneered the dental implant process.
► 01:23:52
Very confusing.
► 01:23:53
Yeah, he went to medical schools that are greater than.
► 01:23:56
It's one thing.
► 01:23:58
It's kind of an interesting open question that I have that, like, how much of this is Alex being a baby and hero worshiping his dad like a little infant?
► 01:24:08
And how much of it is trying to turn his dad into a character that's useful for these plots?
► 01:24:13
Sure.
► 01:24:14
Like, I don't know which is which because it, like, based on his psychology and how he acts, the hero worshiping of his dad and all this stuff makes total sense.
► 01:24:23
Sure.
► 01:24:24
Turning his dad into like the strong man, perfect heroic figure that the globalists would try and recruit twice.
► 01:24:31
Also, in the story, why isn't he like, this is the second time they tried to die?
► 01:24:34
No, why wouldn't he be like, hey, I said no the first time.
► 01:24:36
What has changed in between then and now?
► 01:24:38
Maybe because Alex is forgetting that he's given details.
► 01:24:41
It is an issue there.
► 01:24:42
That could be an issue.
► 01:24:44
I think it's just a matter of escalation, you know?
► 01:24:46
Like, he starts out hero worshiping his dad 30 years ago, and it's like, oh, my dad was a really great dentist.
► 01:24:52
30 years, a lot of drugs, and shit later, my dad was chosen by the CIA.
► 01:24:58
Plus, he's also been recruited by the devil.
► 01:25:01
I mean, it escalates.
► 01:25:03
It's like the Avengers had to fight the universe for a while.
► 01:25:08
It started out with some evil corporation.
► 01:25:10
And it's like, yeah, I get it.
► 01:25:11
That guy's bad.
► 01:25:12
You know, Fast and Furious is the perfect example of this.
► 01:25:14
Totally.
► 01:25:15
They went to space.
► 01:25:16
Yeah.
► 01:25:16
And in the first movie, it was DVD players.
► 01:25:19
Yeah.
► 01:25:20
So I just, I have this clip because I think you'll enjoy it.
► 01:25:24
Okay.
► 01:25:25
And that's why they're so decadent.
► 01:25:26
They're like, we're not going to give the general public life extension, and we're not going to let them know we've already got quantum computing.
► 01:25:32
And we're not going to let them know that we're interdimensionally in communication with thousands of alien species.
► 01:25:40
Interdimensionally.
► 01:25:43
They don't fly 8 trillion miles to come see us.
► 01:25:47
They interdimensionally fold space.
► 01:25:49
And Frank Herbert told you that in the 60s with Dune.
► 01:25:53
That's...
► 01:25:53
And that's why they'll even criticize me when I got very sanitized because this is all the big truth.
► 01:25:58
They've sold us out with the devil.
► 01:26:00
That's the bad guys.
► 01:26:01
They decided to get rid of us.
► 01:26:03
Okay, man.
► 01:26:04
So, yeah, they don't criticize him when he says this stuff because it's the truth.
► 01:26:07
No, no, no, no.
► 01:26:08
See, obviously, what needs to happen is we need to turn people into weird swamp gas creatures, and then they can see just enough of the future to allow you to fold space and time itself in order to travel between distances because there is no distance between them.
► 01:26:23
Frank Herbert told us this.
► 01:26:25
Obviously.
► 01:26:26
He reveals the method in the 60s.
► 01:26:29
Yeah, I know, right?
► 01:26:31
You need to get the spice.
► 01:26:33
So people not criticizing him about this isn't because it's true.
► 01:26:39
I think it's because most people don't listen to his stupid show.
► 01:26:41
Nope.
► 01:26:41
And the only thing that most people know about it is clips that go around for Media Matters and these other places.
► 01:26:48
And those, I think they just think like, ah, who cares?
► 01:26:51
This is going to be too much.
► 01:26:52
Or they just ignore it, you know?
► 01:26:54
Alex thinks that Dune was a manual to interspace travel.
► 01:27:00
Yeah.
► 01:27:00
Science fiction is everything.
► 01:27:02
It is actually a revelation of magic.
► 01:27:08
That is the power of three uninterrupted hours of talking.
► 01:27:13
You can jump in and out whenever you want.
► 01:27:16
And if he starts on something and you're like, eh, I'm not really paying attention to that.
► 01:27:19
It doesn't matter if it's their intimentra, thousands of interdimensional alien species going on.
► 01:27:25
You're already pressed off.
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All you heard was the stuff you liked where he was like, oh, Hunter Biden's got drugs.
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You're like, yeah, man.
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Ophelia.
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Click.
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I think also maybe some of those organizations that cut clips of him and put them out, I think they might be more interested in the ways that his rhetoric interacts with the real world.
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And so something like him saying Dune is real maybe not high on their priority list.
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However, for me, quite high.
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Because again, this speaks to the epistemology of his ideas.
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Where is he getting information from?
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What is truth to him?
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And apparently, Dune is truth to him.
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Right.
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Well, I mean, it's unfortunate, but media outlets choose things that are useful to them.
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And that is what they do.
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Wait a second.
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Yeah.
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Duncan, Idaho.
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Oh, Idaho is where the white supremacists all are.
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That's true.
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Shit.
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How old is Duncan, Idaho now?
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Is the question?
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Is there a right answer?
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Is there a good joke answer?
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69.
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No, how old?
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You think he's Alex?
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No, no, no, no.
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Because he's anywhere between 4,000 and 35.
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Okay, so he's Steve.
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He's lived a lot of different lives, is the point.
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Steve Pieczenik is Duncan, Idaho.
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It's confirmed.
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A little bit.
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A little bit.
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So, Alex, we have one last clip here, and he talks about going to space, and that's what all of us need to do.
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And he has some interesting ideas that he lays out here.
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But the sense that I got is that he's describing, like, let's just all get off this planet, and then we can have planetary segregation, kind of.
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It's not white nationalism, it's white planetism.
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Kind of.
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That's the vibe that I'm getting here a little bit.
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Right.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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That's smart.
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If I was the Globalist, and I've certainly been offered to go work with him.
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No, you haven't.
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I would back off this New World or plan.
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It's not going to work.
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It's insane.
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There's 8 million people.
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Even if you leave a billion, they're going to kill the Globalist.
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If the Globalists try to pull this off, it causes total war.
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Even primitive weapons, they won't be able to stop everybody, and it's going to create a wasteland.
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We can have open, free stuff in space.
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You can have different colonies, whatever you want to be involved in, whatever you want to do.
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I mean, we can really, instead of just sending ships around so the pilgrims can go here and the Amish go there and the Catholics go to Louisiana.
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People can go wherever they want.
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They do whatever they want.
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But we leave this planet to be like a preserve of what the original human and biological systems and things are as an ark.
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The Earth remains an ark is what I propose.
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And then good proposal.
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We have a corporate government with all the great benefits of what can be mined in space and what can be done in space.
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And we make space.
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Not Texas, not New Mexico, not Arkansas, not Arizona, not California, not Montana, not Wyoming.
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The new wild, wild west is space for adults to go there and do whatever it is, as long as you're not hurting children.
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What?
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The fuck?
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Anything goes in space as long as you're not doing anything with children.
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International space water law.
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If adults want to go out in space and shit gets a little bit weird, that's okay.
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It's the Wild West.
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Every time in a movie or literature or something, the aliens appear on the planet.
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They're like, listen, I don't want to do this, but we have to exterminate your species.
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Because if you get off planet, you're just going to do the same shit that you always have.
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And we're always like, no, we'll be better.
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And then Alex is like, how about we do segregation universe?
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And you're like, yeah, actually, you know what?
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I'm on the aliens team.
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We got to go.
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And we got to go.
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And how about we have space duels?
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Yeah.
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And, you know, you fly for three seconds and then turn phasers on.
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All right.
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So you want to take the dumbest things that human beings have done on one planet and really fuck up an entire galaxy with it.
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Yep.
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I think we gotta get, I think we gotta kill all the.
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I'm sorry.
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Extermination for the human race.
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I wonder how the Second Amendment will do in space.
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Well, I mean, realistically, you don't even need guns in space.
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You can just the Second Amendment would apply to other weaponry.
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Yeah, I mean, you could throw a rock really.
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Well, I mean, a rock does all the damage you need it to do in space because there's no friction.
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Right.
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So if you throw a rock really hard, it's plenty strong.
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And then gravity will take care of the rest.
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If you want to throw it to Earth, you could fuck people up with just like, we.
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No, no, no, no.
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I don't think that would work.
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You can't just throw a rock to Earth.
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You can throw a rock at Earth.
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So, like, from the moon, you could just wing it real hard.
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Absolutely.
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I don't think that's going to work.
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Really hard toss.
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We got to get Neil deGrasse Tyson on the phone and see if he can help you out with this.
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All right.
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All right.
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Fine.
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So, yeah, I think that Alex has created a bizarre ideal future for himself where the Earth is an Eden kind of arc of all humanity where the seeds of all two of each creature can go on and live.
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And then the rest of us go do weird sex stuff on Jupiter's moons.
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Right.
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And you can have your own planet if you want to not allow people you don't like on it.
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Absolutely.
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It's a free association in space.
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This is stupid.
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Yeah, that's very stupid.
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I mean, like, honestly, these are interesting ideas for like a prompt of like a sci-fi story, maybe.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it depends on how good the writer is.
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But space regation.
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Not as good as Moeller.
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Not as good as Moeller Project.
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So the thing that I come to is like, dude, you're trying to get Trump re-elected.
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Isn't that funny?
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Space.
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You got so many other, like, you have so many terrestrial issues that you're caught up in this petty bullshit.
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Grow up.
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Yeah.
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Stop it with this.
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Absolutely.
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It's so funny that people take this show seriously.
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I mean, I don't know.
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It's so much more fun as a non-serious thing than Tucker, though, because Tucker's not going to do that.
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No, he doesn't pull out.
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He doesn't pull out that.
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Tucker's not going to make a bizarre, elaborate space proposal.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's the thing.
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That's the thing that really elevates it.
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Tucker is like, oh, people are bad.
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But Alex is like, I've got a solution, and it's segregated planets throughout the galaxy.
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But also, the Earth is chill.
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Nobody fucks with that.
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And then the rest of it is the Wild West.
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No laws.
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Yeah, I'll stay on Earth.
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How about that?
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I mean, I don't want to go to space if you're going.
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Why are you saying we all need to get to space and then immediately saying, but I'm going to stay on Earth because it's the Ark?
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No, I don't think he's going to stay on Earth.
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He's going.
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He loves to be in the Wild West.
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And maybe he does.
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It's a place for adults.
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I mean, I imagine that he would love to, wherever he goes, will be a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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That is for sure.
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Yeah.
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That is for sure.
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Yeah.
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We have like Roger Stone coming up on the vision board.
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No, he's coming up on the screen in the Enterprise.
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Yes, yes.
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And he's spouting a bunch of bullshit about how fake ballots from Venus are coming in.
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Hell's hard eyes dabbeting.
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Oh, my God.
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So anyway.
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How are we doing?
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I'm fine.
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All right.
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We're done.
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Did we go to space?
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Yeah.
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We'll be back for another episode.
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But just a reminder, 10 o'clock local London time.
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Local London time.
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Those tickets will be on sale.
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And, you know, if you're somebody who got a ticket to the first show, please, you know, give it a little bit of time.
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I don't think it's terrible if people want to come to both shows.
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Sure.
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They are going to be different shows.
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Yeah.
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But give people a chance.
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And hey, if you got a London ticket and you're from Glasgow and you got a Glasgow ticket and you're from London, maybe switch it around.
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You got some Glasgow in my London.
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You got some London in my Glasgow.
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See what you guys can do.
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Also, if you're in London and you want to find a reason to beat Jordan's ass, let me know.
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I'll be there.
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Yeah.
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Wait, you need to find a reason?
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I feel like I've established more than enough.
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Yeah, but I mean, the Scots are threatening you as sure, obviously.
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We need to find some good reason for British people to beat you up.
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That would make them my allies.
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Anyway, we'll be back.
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Until then.
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Indeed we will.
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We have a website.
► 01:36:26
Indeed we do.
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It's knowledgefight.com.
► 01:36:28
Yep.
► 01:36:28
We're also on Twitter.
► 01:36:29
Indeed we are.
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It's at knowledge underscore fights.
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We'll be back.
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But until then, I'm Neo.
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I'm Leo.
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I'm DZX Clarks.
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What if I just kept doing that?
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D-D-D-D-B-B-B-B-B-B-B.
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I could.
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The good guys dressed in black.
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Remember that.
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And now here comes the sex robots.
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Andy in Kansas.
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You're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
► 01:36:54
Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first-time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your work.