Today, Dan and Jordan get back to present day Alex with the kickoff (and probable end of) the July 5 Movement. In this installment, Alex talks about cocaine in the White House and spends a lot of time avoiding covering bombshell documents he definitely read before getting on air.
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| We are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and Jordan. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I need money. | ||
| I need money. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey everybody! | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
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I'm Jordan. | |
| Oh, indeed we are. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan! | ||
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Jordan. | |
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today, buddy? | ||
| Well, my bright spot, Jordan, is we have announced and discussed that we're going to be over in the UK. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| Going to be at the QED conference, giving a talk. | ||
| And I've seen a little bit of shit talk online. | ||
| Shit talk? | ||
| Well, I mean, some of it has been shit talk and some of it has been, you know, hey, maybe this would be a good idea. | ||
| Some people wanting us to do live shows. | ||
| Oh, well, I have good news. | ||
| Well, I wanted to put this out there to the universe and I imagine that your good news is that, you know, we're open to the idea. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I wanted to put feelers out, see if anybody, see how the UK wonks feel about this. | ||
| Get a little bit of a sense of, like, would you actually come if we did a live show? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| And so my bright spot is seeing where the chips fall on that. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| And I want to say this. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| The shit talk is almost exclusively from Scotland. | ||
| So I'm going to say this. | ||
| If we do end up going to Scotland, not only are we going to do a live show, I'm also calling out Drew McIntyre, the Scottish psychopath. | ||
| Get out of here! | ||
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Yes. | |
| I'm going to give him a Glasgow kiss and a Claymore kick. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Cage match. | ||
| Me versus Drew McIntyre. | ||
| No swords. | ||
| He can't bring out his sword. | ||
| He has a big sword that he brings out to the ring. | ||
| I think he should have to bring out the sword. | ||
| No. | ||
| He can wear a kilt. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Alright, deal. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| We've reached that negotiation. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So yeah, let us know. | ||
| Also, other bright spot, we're on blue sky. | ||
| Maybe I'll use it. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| It's knowledge fight, no underscore. | ||
| It's just knowledge fight. | ||
| I couldn't be happier. | ||
| Like, I realized today, they dropped the threads, and they've got the blue skies, and they've got the whole thing, because Twitter's an absolute disaster. | ||
| And I'm just like, I have always... | ||
| We've idolized the people like, you know, like the Salingers who are like, you know what? | ||
| Fuck this. | ||
| I'm out. | ||
| I'm out! | ||
| I'm just done with it. | ||
| And I feel that way about social media, you know? | ||
| I thought I was going to be in there. | ||
| I thought I was going to be a comedian. | ||
| It's how I was going to have to promote. | ||
| I thought I was going to have to do all that stuff. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, after Dane Cook changed the game and made social media so important for us stand-ups. | ||
| And you're told that. | ||
| You've got to build a brand. | ||
| Oh, you've got to have those 30-second fuck clips, you know, all that stuff. | ||
| Nope, not on any of them. | ||
| I'm free. | ||
| I'm free, buddy. | ||
| No, because you're technically on Blue Sky now. | ||
| I have roped you in. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| But yeah, I saw that the other day on Twitter. | ||
| I was scrolling around and I saw something about threads. | ||
| And I'm like, don't care to know what this is. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| People had a lot of feelings about it. | ||
| And I was like... | ||
| I'm going to skip this one. | ||
| Don't know what it is. | ||
| I love being old now. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| You grumpy old coot. | ||
| Oh my god, it's justifiable. | ||
| Before, it was weird. | ||
| What are you doing, 19-year-old kid? | ||
| You sound like a weird grumpy 49er. | ||
| Right, now that you're 30-something, it's fine for you to be 70. Totally fine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I worked it out. | ||
| So what's your bright spot? | ||
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My bright spot, Dan, is tennis! | |
| Already? | ||
| It's Wimbledon. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| So French Open and then only... | ||
| So many events. | ||
| French Open and then only a month later is Wimbledon. | ||
| And then the U.S. Open isn't until August. | ||
| So hear me out on this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I know that they play on clay. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And then they play on like hard floor, whatever. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You know what's that called? | ||
| Hardcourt. | ||
| Hardcourt? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Ice. | ||
| Grass. | ||
| Wimbledon's on grass. | ||
| Ice. | ||
| I appreciate ice. | ||
| The only problem, not a consistent bounce on the ball. | ||
| But that's what makes it fun. | ||
| I understand, but you think... | ||
| Chaos. | ||
| Honestly, you think it would be chaos? | ||
| Clay is not that far off. | ||
| I'm thinking of it like... | ||
| You know, in Mario, how you slide a little bit? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. | ||
| I'm picturing it like that, and I think it's a lot of fun. | ||
| I think it would be pretty interesting. | ||
| Yeah, ice tennis. | ||
| I would be sure. | ||
| Paul Rafa. | ||
| I think we would all be surprised at how well some of the people did at ice tennis. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it would make us all feel kind of weird. | ||
| I guess if you wore those, like, cleats that stick, you'd probably break your ankles. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Oh, yeah, yeah, you'd lose it. | ||
| Well, the groin. | ||
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Gone. | |
| Oh, sure. | ||
| Yeah, slide. | ||
| No good. | ||
| Anyway, I'm sorry. | ||
| I interrupted you. | ||
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Wimbledon. | |
| No, you didn't. | ||
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Wimbledon. | |
| That's my bright spot. | ||
| Who's looking strong? | ||
| I don't need to go into any... | ||
| Okay, well... | ||
| Carlos Alcaraz. | ||
| He's coming back for it. | ||
| He lost at the French Open to Djokovic because he cramped up. | ||
| He was winning, and then he cramped up, so he lost. | ||
| There's cramps. | ||
| Now Djokovic is going for the Calendar Grand Slam, which has not been completed since Rod Laver did it in the 70s. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| But... | ||
| If Alcaraz, Alcaraz is a better player. | ||
| Now, I'm rooting for Andy Murray. | ||
| I'm rooting for old man Andy Murray. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Because old man Andy Murray is just too old to win this tournament. | ||
| And I can't wait to see him try. | ||
| I mean, look, time. | ||
| He's got a mechanical hip. | ||
| Time is such a fascinating thing, because I think of him as a young man. | ||
| No, of course. | ||
| Because this is the last time I thought about him. | ||
| He's my age. | ||
| Wow, Andy Murray is old. | ||
| I'm also rooting for all the old people. | ||
| Sampras? | ||
| Sampras is dead, I think. | ||
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What? | |
| No, I'm just kidding. | ||
| Agassi? | ||
| Agassi is still alive. | ||
| I think Agassi plays pickleball now. | ||
| I think that's his profession. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Yeah, something like that. | ||
| No, it's going to be fun. | ||
| When is this? | ||
| Now. | ||
| It's already happening. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| It's in the middle of happening. | ||
| It is currently in the process of happening. | ||
| Like, as we speak right now... | ||
| Bounces are happening. | ||
| No, not right now. | ||
| Murray and Tsitsipas just had their match suspended, and Murray went up two sets to one. | ||
| Shit. | ||
| Tsitsipas is ranked number four. | ||
| He's seated four in the tournament. | ||
| We could get a little Cinderella story. | ||
| Andy Murray... | ||
| Not seated. | ||
| Because he's not really. | ||
| Because he's an old man. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We gotta do this. | ||
| We gotta let him win. | ||
| And then we gotta make a movie about it. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| That's the thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The old tennis player comeback story. | ||
| And he's a Brit. | ||
| He's a Scot. | ||
| He's the first Brit to win Wimbledon in 50 years or whatever. | ||
| He won it twice. | ||
| Now going for the third try. | ||
| He comes back. | ||
| Cinderella story. | ||
| Ends up winning it. | ||
| And then late career invents ice tennis. | ||
| That's what you gotta do. | ||
| His legacy is sealed as one of the most innovative players of all time. | ||
| Greatness compounded with greatness. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'd love to see it. | ||
| Me too. | ||
| So, something I don't love to see is Alex is back in studio. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| And he's bald. | ||
| What? | ||
| He shaved his head. | ||
| Oh, wasn't he bald before? | ||
| He grew it out a little bit again, and then now he's shaved his head again, because he's in war mode. | ||
| Did he shave his beard? | ||
| No, beard's still there. | ||
| I want to see him look like a smooth egg on top of a larger, smoother egg. | ||
| I think for now it's a big egg on a hairy egg. | ||
| Yeah, something like that. | ||
| So yeah, he's back in studio. | ||
| We got back on the 3rd and then 4th of July. | ||
| You know, everyone's going to have a little bit of fun. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So we're going to be talking about the 5th. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Wednesday's show. | ||
| The 5th of July. | ||
| The day after fireworks. | ||
| Do you have a nice 4th of July? | ||
| No, we hate 4th of July. | ||
| We have two small dogs. | ||
| Fireworks are a fucking nightmare. | ||
| And one of them is... | ||
| Particularly weird, one of your dogs, I imagine, with the fireworks. | ||
| Well, see, that's the thing. | ||
| He's too weird. | ||
| He has no idea what's going on. | ||
| Fanny, she's the one who's like, terrible. | ||
| Terrible. | ||
| I'm lucky Celine does not give a shit at all. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So just not moved at all by any of the noises. | ||
| She's great. | ||
| But I did see that a lot of posts on social media about animals, like people giving their dogs Trazodone. | ||
| And I just kept scrolling through that hashtag because it was cute dog pictures of drug dogs. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| No, it's like when people have the laughing ass out of the dentist and you show those videos and you're like, ha ha, you're not like that in real life. | ||
| Yeah, just a bunch of drowsy dogs. | ||
| It was great. | ||
| Just falling over and all kinds of stuff. | ||
| I had a nice time listening to booms. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Didn't go outside though, right? | ||
| I poked my head out the window. | ||
| Not out the window. | ||
| Were there any good fireworks around here? | ||
| There were a couple that were menacingly close sounding. | ||
| Yeah, there were a couple that I feel like were, I could feel echoing off buildings. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Which leads me to believe that maybe some people in the alley behind my house were shooting off fireworks. | ||
| Yeah, that sounds right. | ||
| But yeah, other than that, it was pretty distant. | ||
| Most of them are good. | ||
| The only ones that are terrible really are the artillery shell ones where it's just like, boom! | ||
| You know, and you're like, fuck, fuck, fuck you! | ||
| I like the... | ||
| That's fine, that's fine. | ||
| I disagree with you, kind of. | ||
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How? | |
| I kind of like it when you can feel it in your chest. | ||
| Alright, okay. | ||
| I can recognize why some people might like it. | ||
| It's the point of the holiday. | ||
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Explosions. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| That's what it's all about. | ||
| It's the reason for the season. | ||
| Indeed. | ||
| So today we're going to be talking about this July 5th, Alex returning to studio episode. | ||
| And it's full of dumb bullshit. | ||
| What a shock. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| But before we do that, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Well, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, Dr. Gregory Housephone. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you very much! | |
| That's fun. | ||
| And I did know that he's... | ||
| Sherlock Holmes. | ||
| Yes, we got it. | ||
| Next, Jordan should play Felseal and or Triangle Strategy to scratch that Final Fantasy Tactics itch. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| I did try the Triangle Strategy. | ||
| Did you? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Good? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think I made it a little bit into it and lost interest. | ||
| But I think everyone likes it. | ||
| I think it's a really well-respected game. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| But it just didn't do it for me. | ||
| Maybe you'd love it. | ||
| I think I might get into it. | ||
| Next, Fourth Gamer of the Goon Platoon. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| I do. | ||
| Next, The Welsh Areas of England. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| And Brian, just Brian, man, these policy wonk names have gotten weird over the years. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| I was about to say I am not going to read this because this next name is a phone number, but then I realized it's... | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So we had a technocrat in the mix, Jordan. | ||
| So thank you so much to 867-5309. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Four stars. | |
| Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. | ||
| Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. | ||
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. | ||
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He's a loser little titty baby. | |
| I don't want to hate black people. | ||
| I renounce Jesus Christ. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Not the best phone number related song title. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| What do you think beats it? | ||
| 1-800-LOVE-BUTTS. | ||
| No, 1-800-COLLECT. | ||
| C-O-L-L-E-C-T. | ||
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Ricky, don't lose that number! | |
| Steely Dan! | ||
| You know what? | ||
| Here's what I'm going to throw out at you. | ||
| I think calling 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 was one of the first analog memes. | ||
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Hmm. | |
| Yeah, because it was a number that somebody had, right? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Rickrolling was online, but this was analog. | ||
| This is phone calls, man. | ||
| What about 1-900-MIX-LOT? | ||
| Kick those nasty thoughts. | ||
| I don't think anybody ever called that. | ||
| That was one and a half dollars per minute. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's a 900 number. | ||
| I don't know if that was a real number, but I did get made fun of in school for saying I was going to call it, because I didn't realize what phone sex lines were at that age. | ||
| I had no idea that it would have been Sir Mix-a-Lot on the other end of the phone. | ||
| In theory. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And my friends made fun of me. | ||
| It was brutal. | ||
| That would be... | ||
| Second only to the time that I got made fun of for a long time because I rode bus 69. Yeah. | ||
| And I didn't know what the joke was. | ||
| Everyone's laughing about the bus number. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I didn't get it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's fine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I was a sheltered kid. | ||
| It's fine, yeah. | ||
| I didn't know about 69s. | ||
| It's, you know, I mean, there is a good year to know about 69, but it's fine if you don't. | ||
| I should have known better with Sir Mix-a-Lot, though, because that song was about butts, and he does say, call 1-900-MIX-A-Lot. | ||
| It kicked those nasty thoughts. | ||
| So maybe I should have taken a hint. | ||
| I would like that. | ||
| You know how some of that stuff from your childhood, that nostalgia becomes real? | ||
| You know, that kind of phenomenon. | ||
| I would like it if Sir Mix-a-Lot had gotten to a place where he's like, fuck it, I'll do it. | ||
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He's got his own phone sex line. | |
| $20 a minute! | ||
| We'll tell you you got a nice ass. | ||
| A one-man operation? | ||
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Yep. | |
| So he answers the calls. | ||
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The whole thing. | |
| Wow. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Small business. | ||
| But you keep the low overhead. | ||
| You streamline. | ||
| You don't worry about too much of a base. | ||
| You pass on the savings. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| To the people who are trying to kick those nasty thoughts. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Jordan, today we have to talk about how there was cocaine found at the White House. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And that's where we're going to begin. | ||
| All right. | ||
| And there's a lot of other big red meat topics that are really interesting we could talk about for hours that I'm not going to spend much time on because they're really diversions. | ||
| Like a big bag of cocaine found at the Winehouse over the weekend. | ||
| The scanners picked up that they found a possible hazardous material. | ||
| And the story itself that Hunter Biden was there, and it's probably his cocaine and he's above the law, is a new story. | ||
| Let me just go one-dimensionally. | ||
| It's not that important. | ||
| It's all part of the humiliation of America with Pedo Joe and his crackhead Chinese Communist agent's son. | ||
| But the fact that the Secret Service called a hazmat crew, and they've got their own hazmat team, and let it go out over the scanners was really a call for help. | ||
| And we've seen a lot of leaks out of the Secret Service on Biden because they think, and they're right, he's extremely dangerous. | ||
| And the people controlling him are extremely dangerous. | ||
| But the fact that they called in the local hazmat team saying, oh, gee, we don't know what this bag of drugs is. | ||
| Undoubtedly, with Hunter's crack pipes and the rest of it, he's been staying at the White House as of late. | ||
| And accompanying his father almost every weekend at Camp David. | ||
| You see him shuffling, obviously drugged out of his mind, with a red backpack on. | ||
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What do you think sin that... | |
| The borders completely collapsed. | ||
| Giant human trafficking. | ||
| What? | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| We have psychotic, inbred, pedophile lunatics running the country. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It's quite a list of grievances. | ||
| Yeah, but mainly the cocaine. | ||
| It wasn't a big bag of cocaine. | ||
| I mean, what is a big bag of cocaine to be found at the White House? | ||
| That's the context. | ||
| I think any size would be big for the White House. | ||
| It does seem big. | ||
| Although it is the White House. | ||
| I mean, what do you think those walls are made out of? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| I mean, like, okay, so obviously you think it's maybe like anthrax or something like that, right? | ||
| I mean, like, obviously there's some kind of a hazardous substance worry. | ||
| Now, if it's a big bag, you're not worried that that's anthrax. | ||
| No, you're like, somebody's brought a lot of cocaine in here. | ||
| We're going to have a good night tonight. | ||
| If it's a giant bag, that's ridiculous. | ||
| And it wasn't hunters either. | ||
| People have said that there's... | ||
| Probably very little chance that it could have been his. | ||
| He wasn't there. | ||
| I don't care whose it is. | ||
| It's fine. | ||
| Well, it was also... | ||
| Yeah, it's fine? | ||
| Yeah, fuck it. | ||
| I mean, yes, it's against the law, but it's against the law because those people living there suck. | ||
| You know? | ||
| It wasn't always against the law. | ||
| People in World War I injected it between their toes to get through the fucking day, man. | ||
| How many people who work in politics probably do coke? | ||
| You gotta assume a bunch. | ||
| 85%, yeah. | ||
| And you gotta think, I mean, it's a high-paced, stressful type of lifestyle. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Someone calls you in the middle of the night, you gotta be pepped up and ready to take care of X, Y, or Z. And you're too rich to do meth. | ||
| So there's, you know, I think the list of potential suspects could be high. | ||
| Someone just got sloppy. | ||
| It reminds me of one of Sheehan's old jokes, where he's like, you know, in movies, the cop always gets the bag of cocaine and ticks his hand and licks it, and he's like, yeah, we got him. | ||
| That's cocaine. | ||
| But, like, I'm always thinking of, like, in real life, wouldn't the cop be like, I don't know what this is! | ||
| I've never done cocaine before! | ||
| I'm a police officer! | ||
| Yeah, also, what if you do that and it's anthrax? | ||
| Exactly, that's why you didn't do that in the White House. | ||
| Yeah, you dip your finger in like it's fun dip and it's arsenic. | ||
| In a cocaine-selling environment, you dip your finger in, no worries. | ||
| I don't know if I feel the same as you about, like, who cares? | ||
| I mean, just because it's like, come on. | ||
| Someone really fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, totally. | ||
| Let me put it this way. | ||
| Who cares for it being cocaine? | ||
| What I care about is what kind of fool leaves a bag of cocaine in the White House? | ||
| Who brings one? | ||
| Well, I mean, any number of people. | ||
| Why wouldn't you want to do coke in the White House? | ||
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I don't know. | |
| I don't want to do not coke in the White House. | ||
| I don't want to be at the White House. | ||
| Well, that's why you're doing coke there. | ||
| Get through it. | ||
| Anyway, the Secret Service. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So they called this hazmat group. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because they were looking for help. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Because they were going to be fucking killed if they didn't. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| So I say, oh, I'm not going to spend much time on that red meat story. | ||
| Now, that's a huge story by what it tells you. | ||
| The Secret Service put out on the radio hazardous material found and then called the local hazmat team. | ||
| To come deal with it and say, gee, what's this? | ||
| Because they're fed up. | ||
| We're not going to cover up a big bag of cocaine and crack pipes that are on ours. | ||
| And of course, they're doing a sweep and they find it. | ||
| Oh, gee, what's this? | ||
| Is it anthrax? | ||
| We better look. | ||
| We better call in another agency who doesn't even know what's going on. | ||
| Because I guarantee you the Secret Service called that in themselves and made a federal issue. | ||
| Those agents would be found dead in car wrecks or murder, suicides of their families within days. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Within days, they would be murdered for calling that in. | ||
| Let me ask you a question. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Because I've never smoked crack. | ||
| Is there an odor? | ||
| You know, like, obviously weed has a significant and pungent odor. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Is there a crack odor? | ||
| Let me be clear about this. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I have also never smoked crack. | ||
| I have known some people who have, though, and I think that there is, but it's not as pronounced. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, I feel like if you're smoking crack in the White House period, someone's gonna know. | ||
| You know, but cocaine, you snort, you go to the bathroom, you put a little bit in the fingering, in the studio. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You go about it. | ||
| Crack pipe doesn't make sense to me. | ||
| Well, that's the thing, is like, you know, there's these pictures and videos of Hunter with his crack pipe and stuff. | ||
| And so, you know, it's just, it's become like a prop for him. | ||
| You know, like, any fantasy that Alex has, a crack pipe is now involved. | ||
| You know, it makes sense. | ||
| It's the byproduct of the situation that we're in. | ||
| You expect a sea captain to have a corncob pipe. | ||
| You expect Hunter Biden to have a corncob pipe. | ||
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| I don't know. | ||
| I think Alex is making up this fun fantasy about the Secret Service agents all being killed. | ||
| If they had reported this, they covered their ass by getting a hazmat team in there. | ||
| Kind of silly. | ||
| Yeah, a little bit. | ||
| So Alex talks a little bit more about Biden, Father Biden, who apparently also smokes cracks. | ||
| You know, we were told by the Secret Service, because they're so worried about it, two years ago that when Biden gets mad, like many dementia people, and he also is on cocaine and injectable methamphetamine, Biden not just his son. | ||
| What do you think, Dad? | ||
| What do you think Hunter learned it from Daddy? | ||
| What do you think he learned all the pedo stuff? | ||
| These are maniacs. | ||
| Literal drug addict pedophile maniacs with the nuclear launch codes. | ||
| Way different from Nixon. | ||
| And I was told that he poops his pants. | ||
| And then I was talking to some senior NYPD people. | ||
| I'll just leave it at that. | ||
| And I asked them if they'd heard this. | ||
| And they said, yeah, you know, he was just in last year. | ||
| He was just in New York for 9-11. | ||
| You notice he changed clothes twice. | ||
| And they had to change his schedule repeatedly, and it's because he would get mad, and when he gets mad, he poops his pants. | ||
| So apparently, the president, when he gets mad, he poops his pants. | ||
| I don't know what we're doing. | ||
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I don't know why Alex is spending his time on this. | |
| Even if true. | ||
| I don't know what it has to do, like if someone is incontinent, I don't know what that has to do with anything. | ||
| They just wear adult diapers and move on with their lives. | ||
| It happens. | ||
| It's a body thing. | ||
| If somebody has gout, you're not like, okay, every time he, you know, it's fine. | ||
| I do like the idea that it isn't like some, you know, kind of, you know, any kind of condition. | ||
| It's just like an Incredible Hulk thing. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. | ||
| Yes, it stinks. | ||
| This is dumb. | ||
| I like the idea of like, remember when it was big news that Obama still smoked? | ||
| You know, like it would be, but we don't photograph Obama going around the corner and smoking a cigarette. | ||
| Like the idea of Biden being just like, hey guys. | ||
| I'm going to take a quick crack pipe break. | ||
| I'm going to go around the corner. | ||
| I'm just going to hit it, and then we're going to go right back to work, okay? | ||
| So now we've got the injectable methamphetamines that Biden's doing, along with being plumped up on blood. | ||
| Ten bags of blood. | ||
| Man, based on the number of things he's doing to his body, I'm shocked he's not more incontinent? | ||
| I'm shocked he's not more dead. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
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| Honestly, according to the lore of Alex's... | ||
| Version of him. | ||
| Yeah, that's wild. | ||
| He doesn't have to list his prescription intake based on his entire claims, you know? | ||
| Because the list would be long enough to where a reasonable person would be like, oh, that man is dead. | ||
| Oh, they only found coke at the White House. | ||
| Oh, thank God! | ||
| So, Elon Musk, as we know, is doing his best to keep Twitter running under very harsh circumstances. | ||
| The attacks are coming from everywhere. | ||
| The big news, of course, earlier was that Twitter had to limit the amount of tweets you could see or something. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| A lot of people were complaining about this. | ||
| It didn't really affect me because I don't really use Twitter that much. | ||
| Even if there were a 600 tweet limit, I don't know if I would ever get to that. | ||
| I don't know if you could get to that. | ||
| Except for the day I was looking at dogs on Trazodone. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| I might have possibly hit that. | ||
| You might have reached 600. | ||
| But Alex has a fun way of trying to spin this as a real big positive, that Musk is winning. | ||
| And I know it's Elon Musk, who I'm not saying is perfect, but I'll defend him when it's reality-based. | ||
| There's all these headlines. | ||
| Elon Musk explains bizarre Twitter view cap rule and then tells viewers and users to go outside and be on your computer less. | ||
| Well, another good thing he says. | ||
| And, well, you need to have users that aren't committing suicide. | ||
| I mean, you need to be outside. | ||
| It's a proven fact. | ||
| But they say, well, why is he censoring? | ||
| No, he's not. | ||
| Almost no one views 600 tweets a day. | ||
| Less than 1%. | ||
| Most of it is bots. | ||
| And they're using those bots over at the NSA, the CIA, these private think tanks, to correlate and track and then direct sensors still inside Twitter that Elon's not been able to get rid of because they had so many of their operatives inside, including CIA and other individuals. | ||
| So, that's what's going on there. | ||
| See, that's what's going on there. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| You put that view camp on there, because it's really only bots that are doing all the activity overseeing 600 tweets a day. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And, yeah, he's really just trying to lash out at the NSA and CIA, stay behind networks that were inside of Twitter after he bought it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Makes sense. | ||
| I, you know, I've made my peace with it. | ||
| I think... | ||
| Genuinely, that social networks are probably bad for the survival of humanity. | ||
| I don't disagree at this point. | ||
| I think the experiment's been a failure. | ||
| Yeah, so I'm almost grateful to Elon for one thing only, and that is the, I guess, accidental destruction of Twitter. | ||
| Sending all of those people into the scattering. | ||
| Like Leto 2, the god-emperor of Dune, creating a bottleneck of peaceful human beings until his death, upon which they explode across the universe, never to be stuck in one place again. | ||
| No chance of extinction for the human race. | ||
| That is what destroying Twitter is. | ||
| So if that's who Elon Musk is, who's Paul Atreides? | ||
| I guess in this... | ||
| Wait, if that's... | ||
| Would it be Grimes? | ||
| I think... | ||
| Who's Elon Musk's dad? | ||
| That miner, the Emerald miner. | ||
| I think in this case, it is an apartheid-supporting Emerald miner. | ||
| That is Paul Atreides. | ||
| So, Alex has some thoughts about the situation between Russia and Ukraine, and they're dumb. | ||
| Look at this quote by Zelensky over in the madhouse of Ukraine. | ||
| Ukraine preparing for nuclear explosion as Russia reduces nuclear plant presence. | ||
| With no proof, they say Russia's about to launch a false flag, nuclear meltdown, and calls for NATO to invade immediately. | ||
| Kind of like when Zelensky fired those missiles into Poland earlier this year and said that the Russians did it. | ||
| Of course, by the grace of God, the Poles were able to shoot down the missiles. | ||
| So they didn't detonate. | ||
| I don't think... | ||
| And they got the tail numbers off. | ||
| They were Ukrainian. | ||
| And the telemetry showed they were fired directly on the border of Poland from Ukraine on purpose. | ||
| On purpose. | ||
| None of that's true. | ||
| The general consensus is that the missile that ended up in Poland was a Ukrainian air defense missile that was meant to shoot down a Russian missile, but it'd gone astray. | ||
| Poland didn't shoot down that missile. | ||
| It landed in a city whose name I'm not even going to try to pronounce, and it ended up killing two people. | ||
| It's interesting to note, though, that Alex makes this big deal out of this, and he lies about the details, but... | ||
| He doesn't seem to even know that debris from Russian missiles has been found in Moldova at least four times since the invasion began. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| The details are fun there, and he has this idea that it's impossible that Russia would do anything to this power plant, but that Ukraine would. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And I think that's silly. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that if you're somebody like Alex, who's this grand false flag expert who thinks everything is some kind of a bizarre semi-bluff, half-false flag move, you would understand what Putin would stand to gain from that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, false flagging a plant? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The power plant? | ||
| But, you know, so far, as we sit here, nothing has happened, and that's good. | ||
| And also, NATO didn't invade after that Poland situation. | ||
| Which was nice of them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was very helpful. | ||
| And I don't think it was even close. | ||
| No, I don't think anybody was like, well, what are we going to do? | ||
| Maybe we invade and destabilize the entire world, or maybe we just call this and hope that we contain the conflict. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, Alex is thinking that Ukraine is going to blow up that power plant. | ||
| I mean, I don't understand the idea of looking at a war and not thinking, oh, well, both sides are going to do anything possible to win a war. | ||
| Especially if it's for survival. | ||
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| You know, like, Ukraine doesn't exist at the end of this war if they lose. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So that's kind of a big deal. | ||
| Yeah, and maybe you're not going to do anything. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| But you're going to do things that are outside of normal, polite time. | ||
| I wouldn't do this if we weren't fighting a war! | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, I would say that... | ||
| Blowing up a nuclear power plant. | ||
| Whether or not the reactors are on cold shutdown, that might be past the point of... | ||
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Why are people still fucking with the word nuclear? | |
| We should all be like, hey, nuclear's great if we use it properly, but nobody can fuck with it because we'll all die. | ||
| I feel like we'll all die should be sufficient. | ||
| Yeah, it would be nice if that did suffice. | ||
| And that rhymed. | ||
| So now it's time for another clip. | ||
| Let's give it a dip. | ||
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| Oh, God. | ||
| I didn't see that coming. | ||
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Neither did I. I didn't either until halfway through. | |
| Oh, boy. | ||
| So anyway, Alex has a great idea. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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| Welcome back to the Yellowstone Show. | ||
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| I was thinking last night about launching a movement that I wanted to search engine it because anything you can think of has already been done. | ||
| I never did it. | ||
| Calling it the July 5th movement. | ||
| What are you going to do the day after you declare independence against tyranny? | ||
| Because then that means the real fight has just begun. | ||
| And how do we define that? | ||
| How do we pledge to do that? | ||
| That's what this whole broadcast is about. | ||
| It's about July 4th and 1776 worldwide. | ||
| But what do you do? | ||
| When you go beyond the declaration and have to actually put your shoulder to the wheel. | ||
| That's not what this show is all about. | ||
| So Alex's instincts are correct and he should have followed through with Googling this. | ||
| You know, he said, I was going to look this up, but I didn't. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| There have already been July 5th movements, so the name is somewhat claimed at this point. | ||
| One group that took that name was an anti-government protest group in Mali, which led to a coup that saw the government overthrown in, like, 2020. | ||
| The military took control of the country and then agreed to transition. | ||
| Their plans had to transition to a civilian government, but then they went back on that and did another coup and installed a military leader. | ||
| So weird how militaries do that. | ||
| That was the July 5th movement there. | ||
| That's not good. | ||
| There's another group with that name in Honduras, but the larger point here is that Alex is basically ripping off Glenn Beck. | ||
| I was gonna say, yeah, it's 9-12. | ||
| Yeah, the 9-12 movement, because you wanted to... | ||
| Get that feeling of togetherness we all had on the day after 9-11. | ||
| Remember the day after 9-11. | ||
| Yeah, for someone like Alex who claims that Glenn Beck is ripping him off, this is another instance of him spiritually ripping off Glenn Beck from a decade ago. | ||
| Yeah, shameless. | ||
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| No, that was even more. | ||
| That was like 15 years ago. | ||
| That was like 2009, I think. | ||
| Yeah, it was a long time ago. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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| Good times. | ||
| Yeah, well. | ||
| So we know one thing about Alex, and that is that he is a consummate researcher. | ||
| He is a student of his field. | ||
| No one can take that away from him. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| If you bring up World War II, he will tell you how many books he has read from Americans, but most especially Germans who are mad about the result. | ||
| He's read a number of German Nazi histories of World War II that are very eye-opening. | ||
| They'll change your mind! | ||
| They report on a ton of stuff that the mainstream seems to ignore. | ||
| They won't tell you about it. | ||
| Right, it's dangerous information. | ||
| Well, it didn't happen. | ||
| But one thing that he does a lot is he researches and he studies. | ||
| He reads the white papers. | ||
| He keeps up with the World Economic Forum because he needs to know their plans because then that allows him to know what they're going to do. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Now, granted, every time some meme pops up with a new document from the World Economic Forum or from one of these other think tanks, Alex is caught completely off guard by it and he immediately becomes aware of it as opposed to having already studied it. | ||
| And that happens here on this episode. | ||
| He's scandalized by a new document that is popular in ding-dong communities. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Now, I became aware of this, large pieces of this years ago, decades ago, but I had not read a whole bunch of different WEF slash UN reports. | ||
| One of them just came out last month, another's a couple years old. | ||
| I scanned over last night and this morning six or seven of these reports. | ||
| And I've got in my hands right here, they're about three and a half inches thick, two of the reports and news articles about the reports. | ||
| And let me just tell you something. | ||
| They sent chills up my spine. | ||
| Now, we're not always able to do this, but more and more, we are, thanks to you, the activist viewers and listeners that really spread the word. | ||
| But whether it's the SPARS document, or Event 21, or Operation Lockstep, and so many others, we've really been able to get all the other researchers to look into it, and then once that happens, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. covers it, Tucker Carlson covers it, Joe Rogan covers it, and then it becomes mainstream, and then we win. | ||
| But it's bullshit. | ||
| You are able to create a facade of something that people don't actually look into. | ||
| They just go along with the fun narrative, which is that these are secret plans and what have you, because the reality is much more boring, which is why he doesn't read these documents to begin with. | ||
| You know, he didn't miss this in all of his World Economic Forum documents that he reads over. | ||
| Oh, so I didn't see these ones. | ||
| He didn't miss them. | ||
| He didn't know about these because he didn't read any of them because they're almost all fucking boring. | ||
| They're boring, and they only are exciting in any way if someone else contextualizes it as, like, this is the secret plan that the evil people have that they're going to do. | ||
| And then it becomes part of, like, a spy movie or something. | ||
| That's the only point when Alex or Robert F. Kennedy or Joe Rogan or any of those other ding-dongs have any interest in this. | ||
| And that's just, you know, great. | ||
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| Another failure of social media, perhaps. | ||
| Do you know what I love about what he just said? | ||
| Which you shouldn't have said. | ||
| But if you've ever watched American Ninja Warrior... | ||
| They do these contests where people who love American Ninja Warrior will come up with obstacles of their own. | ||
| And they'll send them in and it'll be like, hey, maybe someday you'll see your obstacle on TV. | ||
| And he has just described that, hey, all of you make something up based off some bullshit and maybe you'll see it on Tucker next week. | ||
| That's what he just described. | ||
| Yeah, a little bit. | ||
| Like, hey, find some bullshit. | ||
| We'll farm it out. | ||
| We'll see if we can cook anything with it. | ||
| Your idea might make it onto the screen. | ||
| Yeah, there is a little bit of that. | ||
| And it is also indicative of how sloppy an information space this exists within. | ||
| It's like, if you think that yelling and lying a whole bunch about Operation Lockstep is a good thing to do, and you think it's a good thing that Joe Rogan or Robert F. Kennedy Jr. | ||
| Tricked by your yelling and lying about it? | ||
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| That means that your leaders are idiots. | ||
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| Your mouthpieces are idiots. | ||
| Everybody is fucking stupid within this entire paradigm. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| And it's tragic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it is like, you find a document, you make something up, and then if you trick us... | ||
| We'll make it popular. | ||
| Or, not trick us, not trick us. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| If you find something that has a compelling enough narrative that we can attach to it. | ||
| If it's expedient for our purposes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, but I mean, like, that's so weird. | ||
| How could you not then, if that happened, right, if you made something up. | ||
| And you knew you made it up, and then they went with it. | ||
| How could that not either destroy your faith in their ability to tell what's real or false, or make you feel like these people are just willing to do whatever it is that anybody says? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Look, I mean, you're asking me, and I don't know how anybody couldn't see that already. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| So I don't know. | ||
| I mean, there must be some kind of a block, you know, in place. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's a fair point. | ||
| It should be self-evident before you even start. | ||
| So Alex has two documents that he's found, and here's the first one. | ||
| When I say this is important, it's beyond important. | ||
| I'm going to shoot some special reports on this in the coming days. | ||
| I'm going to try to do a whole PowerPoint on it. | ||
| I'm going to have to read several more of these reports because it indexes over to those. | ||
| But let me tell you that when you see headlines, because people are now reporting on this, that the WEF says fashion will be abolished by 2030. | ||
| Quote, humans will all wear a uniform. | ||
| These are real quotes from the UN and the WEF. | ||
| They're not. | ||
| Remember back in 2016? | ||
| Welcome to 2030. | ||
| I own nothing, I have no privacy, and life has never been better. | ||
| Now look how far they've brought us towards that just in the last six and a half, seven years. | ||
| Not very. | ||
| So, here are some of the reports. | ||
| The future of urban consumption, a 1.5 Celsius world, C40 cities, headline report. | ||
| And this has been adopted as gospel by the UN and the WF. | ||
| And we adopt that as gospel because Alex said it. | ||
| So that was rough hearing him read the name of the document. | ||
| He's very clearly... | ||
| Like, intimately familiar with this material. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So it's a document called The Future of Urban Consumption in a 1.5 Degree Celsius World. | ||
| It's important to note this wasn't a publication of the World Economic Forum. | ||
| It was released by a group called C40, which is an organization that includes member cities committed to trying to address climate change. | ||
| It's international, and it involves people like Bill Clinton and Sadiq Khan, so it's globalist as hell. | ||
| It might as well be the WDEF. | ||
| It doesn't really matter. | ||
| People like Alex don't see any... | ||
| reason to distinguish. | ||
| As opposed to CB40, which is Chris Rock's climate group. | ||
| And UB40, which is purveyors of red, red wine. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So, the document is about how cities make up a large percentage of greenhouse gas emissions that are put out into the atmosphere, and it seeks to explore ways that mayors and city leaders can use things like urban planning to reduce those emissions. | ||
| The model they used to explore the issue was around consumption patterns. | ||
| And one of the main categories they found where an impact could be made was in clothing and textiles, which is an area where there's a lot of waste, apparently. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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| The progressive target was eight new clothing items per person per year, and the ambitious was three. | ||
| It's a reflection of the changes that can be made by convincing people to voluntarily shift their consumption patterns. | ||
| This happens over and over. | ||
| Some Infowars staffer finds a post about some new bombshell document on 4chan or Telegram, and Alex reports on it without reading it, declaring it the Rosetta Stone that cracks open a globalist plan. | ||
| It's a tired game, but I do at least appreciate that there's an attempt to... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, I understand the report, and I don't agree fundamentally, or I don't disagree fundamentally. | ||
| You see me wear the exact same thing pretty much every day. | ||
| I wouldn't care. | ||
| If everybody gets to choose their own uniform, it's not really a uniform. | ||
| But I think my problem with this is go fuck yourselves. | ||
| 85% of the world's fucking emissions are made by oil companies. | ||
| So fuck off with your clothing requirements until we deal with that shit. | ||
| I don't disagree with that. | ||
| And, you know, some of the... | ||
| Other categories that have to do with, you know, not just, it's not just textiles. | ||
| There are other things. | ||
| No, no, no, I'm sure, I'm sure. | ||
| Like more efficient fuels. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Creating less personal transportation, you know, more communal transportation and stuff like that. | ||
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| So there are things like that. | ||
| It's just one of the categories. | ||
| Yeah, no, there's so many things that are good ideas, you know, but at the same time, it's like, You cannot tell me that individual consumers matter whatsoever whenever it's a bunch of companies. | ||
| Do you know what I'm saying? | ||
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| So I'm fine with that. | ||
| Fuck yeah, let's do three pieces of clothing. | ||
| Let's save the goddamn environment all day. | ||
| But don't fucking talk to me. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I agree with you. | ||
| Now, the only thing that I see as being a rebuttal I would make to that is... | ||
| Maybe it doesn't make as much of a difference, but there's not really anything that you can do personally that has an impact on the oil companies and what have you. | ||
| Right. | ||
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There's things you can vote for, there's things you can advocate towards, and those are good things to do. | |
| But there are things that you can do in terms of your personal life and decisions that you make that can make some kind of an impact. | ||
| And it's better than not doing those things. | ||
| Yeah, no, no, no. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| Yeah, totally, it is better. | ||
| And if you like, send me an email that's like, "Hey, you know, if you want to do something, I'll be like, fuck yeah, I'll do that, no problem. | ||
| Right? | ||
| But if you send me an email that's like... | ||
| If you do this, we can make a difference. | ||
| I'm going to be mad at you. | ||
| But here's the other thing I want to take issue with, with Alex's entire conception here. | ||
| Isn't the Met Gala full of globalists? | ||
| That is a fair point. | ||
| The only people who are involved in the world of fashion are people that Alex would call ridiculous globalists. | ||
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| That is another good point. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You know who's not big in the fashion world? | ||
| Right-wing patriots. | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| Yeah, you know, you got Versace over here. | ||
| You got militia gear over here. | ||
| Why not have a good Sargon of a Codline? | ||
| Root Couture by... | ||
| Posobic. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| These are the dankest clothes. | ||
| A Carpe Donctum's line of dank clothes. | ||
| I like it. | ||
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Carpe... | |
| Damn it! | ||
| There was a pun there somewhere. | ||
| You're trying. | ||
| Carpe... | ||
| Dickies. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| No good. | ||
| So there's a second report that Alex has. | ||
| So here's that first one. | ||
| Carpe Donctop. | ||
| Carpe Donctop. | ||
| Tyrak. | ||
| That's not bad. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| Nah, that's true. | ||
| Here's the other report. | ||
| Then you read this report. | ||
| This is even more important. | ||
| The Global Risk Report, 2023, 18th edition, Insight Report. | ||
| Now, this is all what BlackRock and the Big Banks are doing to destroy civilization and collapse things. | ||
| And then the whole time they're doing that, they're telling you it's because the temperature has gone up 1.5 Celsius. | ||
| The virus hits you because it's hot, not because they made it in a lab. | ||
| The third world's collapsing, not because they locked them down for three years and shipped them here, but because of global warming. | ||
| And you're not going to have fuel for your car because of global warming. | ||
| And you're not going to be able to own a home because of global warming. | ||
| Not because the big mega banks are raping you for social control. | ||
| And they admit this is going to cause major unrest, but they say it's going to bring in their Marxist-Leninist utopia with a universal basic income. | ||
| Sounds right. | ||
| And it's all right here in the UN report and the WEF. | ||
| It doesn't say any of that stuff. | ||
| Alex hasn't read this. | ||
| Just like he's never read any of these other documents he covers because he doesn't need to. | ||
| The audience doesn't read them. | ||
| They just want him to tell them that this thing proves their fears. | ||
| It's just a prop, and Alex is a paranoia carrot top. | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| I find it so fascinating that the climate crisis, you know, like, listen, the virus, obviously man-made. | ||
| You know, like, he says that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Climate crisis, who knows why that happens, didn't even exist! | ||
| I don't even think it's real! | ||
| As opposed to, like... | ||
| Exxon knew that this was going to happen in the 70s and hid the information in order to make money off it. | ||
| Do you understand? | ||
| That's exactly what he's complaining of doctors doing. | ||
| It's the exact same thing! | ||
| Yeah, it is weird. | ||
| For what he does, he really should be getting a paycheck from those companies. | ||
| He's obviously not. | ||
| I feel like that would have come out by now. | ||
| I would think so. | ||
| But yeah, he should be. | ||
| He deserves it for the good hard work he's doing with the climate denial. | ||
| The amount of change... | ||
| And effort that he has put into and seen realized in the climate denial movement should give him millions of dollars of money. | ||
| So this global risk report is another one of these. | ||
| It's like a lot of the reports that we talk about that have these pictures of the future and possible scenarios that we could find ourselves in that look at two different variables and then create four possible scenarios. | ||
| So this looked at accelerated climate action versus slow climate action as one of the axes. | ||
| And then the other is geoeconomic cooperation and geoeconomic confrontation. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And so in these scenarios, they were looking at how resources, like the relationship between people and resources. | ||
| And so basically it was... | ||
| Right. | ||
| If people share resources versus if people are like, we're going to keep ours and close our borders and you guys can go fuck yourself if you want water. | ||
| Sure, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, how much cooperation and competition there is in the geoeconomic sphere played up against the possibility of taking more action towards climate and less towards climate. | ||
| And, you know, you end up with four situations. | ||
| You have resource competition, collaboration, constraints, and control. | ||
| Based on those four variables. | ||
| And so it's just another one of these that depicts possible scenarios and factors to keep in mind about how different variables interplay with other things. | ||
| And it's just perfect for people like Alex to misrepresent. | ||
| It's just that again. | ||
| It's getting really boring. | ||
| It is fundamentally all of those are like a... | ||
| I mean, a fairly simple game theory of like, oh, this has these positives versus these negatives, and this has these negatives versus these positives, and this is the way it can go if this stuff happens. | ||
| And you can just pick and choose. | ||
| Geo-economic confrontation and slow climate action don't have a lot of positives. | ||
| No, no, they don't. | ||
| I would say the extinction of the human race is probably not a positive. | ||
| Well, I mean, that may not be in the scenario exactly, but only because we're looking at... | ||
| How we're going to deal with resources. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| So anyway, these two reports are like the big things that Alex wants to get to on this episode, but really doesn't. | ||
| So basically, the rest of this episode, a lot of the interplay is going to be him avoiding talking about this while talking about how important it is. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| But also, Hollywood. | ||
| I can tell you behind the scenes, and I was first told this... | ||
| About seven, eight years ago by a lot of prominent journalists that live out in California, but particularly... | ||
| Well, we didn't get into names. | ||
| Tell us names! | ||
| The point is that, oh, you don't know, almost all the Hollywood folks are awake now. | ||
| And I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure, right. | ||
| And then you'd see more and more of them actually go public. | ||
| And again, who cares about Hollywood at the end of the day? | ||
| The point is that when mainline Hollywood behind the scenes... | ||
| Mike Cernovich told me that. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| He is super awake. | ||
| Oh, now that Cernovich is plugged in with the Hollywood elites. | ||
| Now that he's going around hanging out with the Hemsworths. | ||
| Is he? | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| The only celebrity-ish person I associate him with is like Alan Dershowitz. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Let my name never be said in the same sentences. | ||
| Yeah, I just love that he burns people. | ||
| Alex, this is why you can never take it seriously when he says that he has a source and then doesn't name them. | ||
| Because he constantly just throws people's names out. | ||
| Donald Trump Jr. told me that. | ||
| I shouldn't have said that. | ||
| Well, that was Cernovich's source, too. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He keeps burning Cernovich. | ||
| Why does Cernovich talk to him? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Probably because who cares? | ||
| Probably because Cernovich is making all that shit up too. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Anywho, Alex is a bit contemplative on this episode because people have been posting clips of him from the past. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| And actually, I don't think I have a clip of this, but there's a part of this where he's watching a clip of himself from like 1995. | ||
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| And he's like, wow, look at that. | ||
| That kind of like... | ||
| Wow, that was me. | ||
| Would you fuck me? | ||
| I'd fuck me. | ||
| But that's less important than this. | ||
| Alright, and intrepid folks out there are going around the internet and digging through their archives and finding old clips of myself in the mid-1990s. | ||
| Talking about the New World Order. | ||
| Mike Hansen's doing a great job. | ||
| He's got a Mike Hansen channel at man.video. | ||
| People are going there and then taking it and really sharing it. | ||
| Some of these videos are getting tens of millions of views. | ||
| Here's a couple of them that just went up yesterday that people sent us. | ||
| Alex Jones reads what Henry Kissinger wrote in 1992. | ||
| I read this in 1996. | ||
| About stripping freedom from the American people. | ||
| And then we'll play another clip of 96 as well, where I'm on somebody else's show, I forget who this person is, talking about how governments attempt to take control when their control grid systems intentionally implode. | ||
| Again, how do I know all this? | ||
| Reading their own documents. | ||
| Here are the clips, back to back. | ||
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We talked about quite a bit tonight. | |
| Let me read what Henry Kissinger said in 1992 before the U.N. Assembly. | ||
| He said, today Americans would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order. | ||
| Tomorrow they will be grateful. | ||
| I'm sorry, let me read this right. | ||
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I was assuming we would get there. | |
| Tomorrow they will be grateful. | ||
| This is especially true if they were told that there was an outside threat from beyond. | ||
| Whether real or promulgated, it threatened our very existence. | ||
| It is then that all peoples of the world will plead with world leaders to deliver them from this evil. | ||
| The one thing every man fears is the unknown. | ||
| When presented with this scenario, individual rights... | ||
| We'll be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by their world government. | ||
| Henry Kissinger. | ||
| Oh, love, love, love. | ||
| Let's go ahead and read what Thomas Jefferson said. | ||
| If the American people ever allow private banks, i.e. | ||
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| He didn't say that. | ||
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I said that. | |
| Do a Thomas Jefferson place. | ||
| To control the issue of our currency, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that grow up around them will deprive the people of all property Both of those quotes are fake. | ||
| I was going to say. | ||
| There's no way either of those are real. | ||
| The Kissinger one, he says, was in front of a UN meeting. | ||
| I know! | ||
| That's absurd! | ||
| It's ridiculous. | ||
| What kind of absurdity would... | ||
| Kissinger's like, hey, the UN's gonna come into LA tomorrow and the people are gonna love it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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| Yeah. | ||
| They're gonna be begging for us to... | ||
| Of our world government. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That's actually a thing you find on conspiracy blogs, and it's allegedly something that he said at a Bilderberg meeting in 1991, or maybe in 1992, depending on where you find it. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| There's no evidence he ever said this. | ||
| Legend tells of a secret recording that this quote comes from, but that's never been found, and it's complete bullshit. | ||
| The Jefferson quote is also not real, and it didn't appear anywhere in print until 1933. | ||
| Alex thinks that he's playing this clip to illustrate how he's been right for decades, and his whole career has been this work of truth-telling, but in reality, it illustrates something else altogether. | ||
| This clip is a perfect encapsulation of how Alex's entire career has been little more than surface-level charades, where his beliefs are based on flimsy foundations like consistently fake quotes. | ||
| In the 90s, he was arguing about the evilness of his enemies with fake quotes, and in the 2000s, his movie Endgame is little more than a patchwork of fake quotes. | ||
| In the present day, this shit isn't any better or more grounded. | ||
| What's supposed to be some kind of a victory lap is really embarrassing if you care at all about... | ||
| You don't have to make up quotes. | ||
| No, he's an evil... | ||
| There's so many evil things that he is. | ||
| You have to make up quotes if you want to attack him the way Alex wants to attack him. | ||
| Because attacking him in the way that, like a... | ||
| A normal person would. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Doesn't help build up the New World Order conspiracy theories that Alex loves. | ||
| Yeah, and also he would have to reveal how much of what he's done that Alex is like, well, yeah, I mean, that was a good idea. | ||
| Well, that would probably be a difficult episode for Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If at any point in time, 30 years after the fact, at the beginning of my career, I had you like... | ||
| Those are both fake quotes. | ||
| I would be devastated. | ||
| I would be like, oh no, my whole career is based off of this! | ||
| My life is alive! | ||
| Well, but it's funny because I've heard him use these quotes in more recent times. | ||
| It's like, for 30 years, you've just been perpetuating this worldview that you have and evidence of... | ||
| Of these things. | ||
| It's all fucking fake. | ||
| For 30 years to never grow and change is almost an accomplishment in and of itself. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It loathes someone. | ||
| I think that might be the best evidence for him being a true psychopath. | ||
| 30 years ago, this is the exact same asshole. | ||
| You can't do that. | ||
| I couldn't do that. | ||
| Possibly. | ||
| I think... | ||
| You have such drastic aesthetic changes that a lot of people would probably be distracted by those. | ||
| And you'd think that he actually had changed considerably. | ||
| He's got a better studio. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| More money? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The end. | ||
| He's lost that weird accent. | ||
| He's gained a lot of weight. | ||
| That's the change. | ||
| Mostly in the neck. | ||
| That's the change. | ||
| His neck is much larger. | ||
| So, look, this news about these documents. | ||
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| It's very important. | ||
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| And it's so important that Alex probably can't talk about it. | ||
| Can't! | ||
| This is too important. | ||
| It's too big. | ||
| I said I'd hit this news, but man, it's so horrible. | ||
| It's so ridiculous, too, that it makes my head spin. | ||
| And here's why I haven't covered this yet. | ||
| It's kind of hard to do this justice here on a radio show. | ||
| I need to do a whole voiceover report. | ||
| And have the graphics and, like, do a PowerPoint because this is just insane. | ||
| These new U.N. reports. | ||
| You're sitting there going to take everything you've got. | ||
| You're going to wear uniforms like 1984 within seven years. | ||
| You ask, how bad's the world got to get where they think you're going to accept this? | ||
| Well, we're talking about cutting the power off for a long time and starving people to death. | ||
| That's how bad. | ||
| Translation. | ||
| I haven't figured out how I want to lie about this yet. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| I have no idea what I'm talking about. | ||
| I haven't latched onto particular details in this in order to make it... | ||
| Work for me. | ||
| So I'm gonna just vamp and kill time. | ||
| I was just handed this not too long ago. | ||
| I know I said I spent last night working on it. | ||
| I saw a lot of people had reposted it, so I know it's popular within the shithead communities. | ||
| But look, I don't know what to do with it, so I'm gonna pretend, oh, too serious. | ||
| It's too big. | ||
| So Alex spends a minute here explaining why he's not covering this story. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Again, I want to get into this. | ||
| I've already... | ||
| I've gotten into some of it, but I just... | ||
| I have to not take calls to actually get into this. | ||
| I just want you to go read it for yourself. | ||
| And just basically tell you what it says. | ||
| Tell me what to think about this. | ||
| And I want to shoot some reports where I zoom in on each of the quotes, because there's just too many of them. | ||
| Every page is nightmare. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| You wonder how I predicted the lockdowns and the mask and all of it. | ||
| It was in a 30-something page report, Operation Lockstep in 2011. | ||
| The Rockefeller Foundation. | ||
| And they got adopted by the UN. | ||
| And then I saw their pre-programming and knew they were going to do it. | ||
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| This is so horrible that I almost couldn't do the show when I was reading it last night. | ||
| I was like, I need to take a few days off and just do a big report on this. | ||
| Here's the thing. | ||
| If I just come up here and cover all this, people go, okay, big deal. | ||
| But if I build it up and do a big PowerPoint, then it gets 10 million views, and everybody sees it and has a big effect. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| If you build it up, it doesn't get 10 million views. | ||
| But he does this every fucking time. | ||
| He's unprepared. | ||
| There's the, oh, woe is me. | ||
| I can't cover the news because not enough people will pay attention. | ||
| I have to build this up because it's so serious. | ||
| You didn't prepare. | ||
| You didn't do shit. | ||
| You don't know what's in this. | ||
| Just cover something else. | ||
| You don't have to do this song and dance. | ||
| What must it be like for an InfoWars listener to watch a serialized TV show? | ||
| They see the same thing happen over and over and over again, and presumably they're fine with it. | ||
| Like, what is it like? | ||
| Do they just want the same episode over and over and over again? | ||
| It's like, this is moving so fast. | ||
| I mean, are you? | ||
| Yeah, exactly! | ||
| There's a different story on this episode? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| The first season should be the same story over and over and over again, so I get it, right? | ||
| And then you can go to a different season, but on the second season, I just want you to change the names. | ||
| Man. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I find it just... | ||
| It's so funny because I've seen it so many times. | ||
| So many times. | ||
| And if you're a frequent listener of his show, you have to have heard this song and dance a bunch of times, and you have to get suspicious at a certain point that maybe... | ||
| He's not overwhelmed by this information, and he's full of shit. | ||
| Do you think this is almost like a fucking catchphrase for him? | ||
| Like, people are like, hey, he said it! | ||
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| Yeah, totally! | ||
| This is get her done! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I can't cover this. | ||
| It's too big. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, that's probably the only explanation that works. | ||
| It makes sense. | ||
| But he muses about how maybe if he lied, people would be more interested. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Oh, probably. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| People never want what's right in front of them been confirmed. | ||
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| But if I said, oh, a secret government group gave me info, and then I cryptically read some of the stuff out of this, it'd be all over the place. | ||
| 20 million views. | ||
| Is it real? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| That's what you do every day! | ||
| And the WEF saying they're going to cut your food, your water, take everything. | ||
| How they're going to, once they bankrupt you, put you in big dormitories, including taking your children away. | ||
| I mean, it just makes you want to vomit. | ||
| But no one cares, and no one's going to read it. | ||
| And so that's really where I'm at. | ||
| I don't understand human nature because I'm all about documents and all about real stuff that can prove. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| Oh, did he hear me? | ||
| I could make a fictional movie about the stuff in these reports and it would be incredibly scary and huge and massive and people would ask, is it real, is it not? | ||
| When it's all going on right in front of you. | ||
| I think you heard you. | ||
| That did feel like a self-aware moment. | ||
| It did feel like he was like, I can't even believe I said that. | ||
| Well, I mean, it is brazen. | ||
| Yeah, that one's a little bit rough. | ||
| If I made up a bunch of bullshit about this, maybe people would pay attention. | ||
| Have they been? | ||
| How is it not possible for somebody to listen to him say, oh, if I just said that some secret government group gave me this information, and then I, you know, like... | ||
| Like the Soros contracts that he definitely didn't find on 4chan. | ||
| It's so much, that's exactly what you do! | ||
| Yeah, yeah, constantly all of his weird secret sources and globalists and hot tubs and... | ||
| Oh, the globalists and the hot tubs. | ||
| So look, man, he's gonna do it. | ||
| He's gonna fucking do it. | ||
| He's gonna cover the story. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I will cover it. | ||
| We're just not going to take calls. | ||
| We're not going to take calls. | ||
| I mean, I'll cover it. | ||
| We're just not taking calls. | ||
| Spoiler alert. | ||
| He doesn't get to the story. | ||
| He doesn't cover it at all. | ||
| This was just his way of getting out of taking calls. | ||
| I was going to say, he's just not taking calls. | ||
| He just doesn't want to take calls. | ||
| He doesn't want to talk to any of these people today. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm hoffed on for 30 minutes. | ||
| He's got a lot of breaking news. | ||
| I'll continue. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'll do the last 30 on this. | ||
| He doesn't. | ||
| Also, spoiler alert, Alex says that Jim Hoft from The Gateway Pondit is going to be on, and actually Joe Hoft, his twin brother, is on. | ||
| It was very confusing. | ||
| Okay, well, that's fine. | ||
| I just need to get a highlighter out and stuff, because I sped read all this, and I need to highlight it. | ||
| But I can just flip through it and show you a bunch of it, give you a first look, and just please, just go read it yourself. | ||
| I've really put the way of the world on my shoulders. | ||
| And I've tried to stop us getting to this point. | ||
| But, folks, if they get the next leg of what they're doing, they're going to be doing it. | ||
| I thought we were winning last week. | ||
| We've been teed up. | ||
| So everything so far was... | ||
| Getting your golf bag and getting your golf balls and putting on your golf uniform and getting in the car and driving out to the golf course and meeting your buddies and... | ||
| Like in 1984. | ||
| Getting some bottled water and going and paying your green fees and getting in the golf cart and driving out to the first tee on the first hole and... | ||
| Having a sandwich. | ||
| I was going to say, how long is this going to be? | ||
| The ball, and they've already played through the first hole. | ||
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| The last three years is the first hole, and it's going to move very, very quickly out of this. | ||
| So we're not in Kansas anymore, as I've said a lot. | ||
| You do say that a lot. | ||
| We're constantly no longer in Kansas, to the point where I don't think we've ever been in Kansas. | ||
| I mean, are we going back to Kansas regularly? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Look, the golf metaphor got fucked towards the end there, because the teed up, if this is the case... | ||
| Right. | ||
| You've got to be on the first hole. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| You can't already have gone past it. | ||
| You're the ball! | ||
| You have been teed up! | ||
| Because otherwise, we've survived that first hole. | ||
| We're doing great! | ||
| They're all gone! | ||
| Turns out, maybe the metaphor doesn't really work if we're on the second hole. | ||
| It has to be when the club hits the ball. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And what if we go in the sand trap? | ||
| Do we have a caddy? | ||
| Is anybody taking grass and throwing it up in the air to see which way the wind is blowing? | ||
| Do we have a cart? | ||
| Are we walking? | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Can I drink? | ||
| I appreciate the idea of using a golf metaphor for things accelerating fast. | ||
| Oh, so fast. | ||
| Things are going to get moving now. | ||
| Within the next five hours, someone's going to make it through the ninth hole. | ||
| So here's what needs to happen. | ||
| If Alex's golf metaphor is gonna work. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The Patriots need to get up to the first hole, and they need to fucking speed through that, and then ask the globalists if they can play through so they can get to the third hole, and then hold up at the third hole. | ||
| Yeah, they'll get sieged at the third hole. | ||
| Which, thankfully, there's the sand trap there that they can use as a bunker. | ||
| Right, right, right, absolutely. | ||
| That way you don't want to be above ground. | ||
| You're too open to machine gun golf fire. | ||
| Don't drive until you can see the whites of their eyes. | ||
| Happy Fourth. | ||
| Happy Fourth, everyone. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| That metaphor fell the fuck apart. | ||
| Yeah, a little bit. | ||
| That was a bad metaphor, but at least it went on for a lot longer than it needed to. | ||
| It did. | ||
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| But it did make me think of the great fun times I had with my buddy Nicky Gifts back in the day. | ||
| He's a golfing man, and I am not. | ||
| But I do like to go out to the golf course because you can drink quite a bit, and you can drive golf carts. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They don't like you to do it, but you can do it, because you're a ways away from the clubhouse, and you can see the staff coming. | ||
| Oh, it has happened. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| But you can see them coming, and you can hide the beer by the time they get there. | ||
| Yeah, there is quite a bit of distance between when they start walking towards... | ||
| It's like a slow-moving horror movie villain, you know? | ||
| Where you're like, okay, well, we got a couple hours before he gets here. | ||
| I was the fucking worst. | ||
| Because Nick was a... | ||
| I think he's better now. | ||
| But at a certain point, he was the type who would get really mad, really frustrated. | ||
| So brutal. | ||
| You know, if you hit a shot... | ||
| And you don't know where it went exactly. | ||
| You could spend ten minutes trying to find your ball. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And it doesn't help if you're doing that. | ||
| You're a frustrated person. | ||
| And you have me drunkenly driving your golf cart around. | ||
| Hey, small look over there. | ||
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| No, those are... | ||
| The golf is the one sport, really, where those people are just impossible to work with. | ||
| You know, like, it just... | ||
| Because it's so long, there's so many chances for them to be an asshole about it. | ||
| Forever! | ||
| And everybody's real precious about, like, don't make noise. | ||
| A potentially infinite number of chances to be an asshole. | ||
| It is a pretty remarkable thing, though, that people actually manage to get things in the hole. | ||
| Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's impressive. | ||
| My whole family golfs. | ||
| It's nuts. | ||
| My little sister, everybody golfs to a fairly good degree. | ||
| That ball is really small. | ||
| It's so small. | ||
| The hole is not very big, but the area around it is huge. | ||
| And they hit it so far. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So far. | ||
| Very impressive. | ||
| Anyway, that's what the globalists are doing to us. | ||
| So Bill Gates, I don't know if you know this, he gave the U.S. malaria. | ||
| The world's attention is Bill Gates. | ||
| In fact, killed the video. | ||
| I had it a few days ago, but we never played it. | ||
| Bill Gates, more than a decade ago, had a TED Talk releasing mosquitoes on people and saying, you know, why should the third world be the only group that gets malaria? | ||
| You know, you should experience malaria too. | ||
| So we don't have malaria here in the United States. | ||
| Never have. | ||
| But now we do. | ||
| And Bill Gates released in Texas and Florida, where malaria is now showing up, a supposed mosquito that's designed to eradicate other mosquitoes. | ||
| Also in Brazil, he released a GMO mosquito that caused a mutation and a bunch of problems in the last five years as well. | ||
| Well, he's the number one cause of polio worldwide, according to Reuters and AP. | ||
| Just type in. | ||
| Number one cause of polio worldwide is the vaccine. | ||
| And when you read the article, it says funded by Bill Gates. | ||
| So what's crazy, again, is how they hide it in plain view. | ||
| Yeah, Bill Gates is going around. | ||
| Blow-darting people with polio. | ||
| So Bill Gates is Typhoid Mary. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Yeah, okay. | ||
| So none of that's real. | ||
| We had malaria in the United States, but we declared it eradicated in 1951. | ||
| We still see cases that are linked to international travel, and there are cases periodically. | ||
| Like, for instance, there were eight cases in Florida in... | ||
| This has become a hot talking point recently for folks like Alex because there's currently four cases in Florida and one in Texas that appear to be local. | ||
| At this point, there isn't really a good answer for exactly why these cases popped up, but there's some pretty decent theories that don't involve we're about to be hit by a flood of malaria thanks to Bill Gates' supposed mosquitoes. | ||
| There's like weather patterns that are more advantageous to mosquitoes. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| There's longer summers, hotter temperatures, more rainfall, those kinds of things. | ||
| And there was an interesting theory that I was reading that had to do with the malaria could be kind of, people could be asymptomatic of it, or it could be like a really mild case. | ||
| They get bit by a mosquito, now the mosquito has it, can give it to somebody else. | ||
| Maybe that's bad. | ||
| Or there's also some people who are thinking that some COVID ideas and the awareness of being ill being possibly more serious could have led to these people who have been... | ||
| Diagnosed with the malaria, even knowing that they had it to begin with. | ||
| So, I don't know. | ||
| It's interesting, but it does happen periodically. | ||
| I don't think it's anything to be too panicked about right now, but it is something to be aware of. | ||
| I am just amazed by the idea that anyone could be the leading cause of polio in the world, and we would, like, not... | ||
| Descend upon them and tear them apart like medieval people, right? | ||
| Unless it was like Polio Pete. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| Well, yeah, exactly. | ||
| Well, I mean, hey, Polio Pete, you just stay away from Polio Pete. | ||
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Right. | |
| He's just bad news. | ||
| Yeah, he'll give you polio. | ||
| That's not hard. | ||
| But if Bill Gates is going around just being like, Polio for all! | ||
| At this TED Talk, I have decided to become a supervillain and I have given all of you malaria. | ||
| And that's why it happens in the United States. | ||
| It never existed. | ||
| I remember back when I was a kid in Missouri, we would go to this little town called Arrow Rock. | ||
| And it had, like, part of it was... | ||
| Old-timey. | ||
| So, like, there were the people who had, like, recreations of, like, a old-time candy shop. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| There was, like, a... | ||
| Freshly churned butter. | ||
| Yeah, it wasn't full-on, like, the colonial... | ||
| type of city. | ||
| Like Williamsburg kind of thing? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's not fully like that, but a kind of small version of it. | ||
| So like kids in school would go on field trips there. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And one of the things that was like they brought up a lot was malaria. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like the possibility of malaria. | ||
| And as a kid, I didn't know if there was something I should be afraid of or if it was part of the acting. | ||
| Right, right, right, right, right, right. | ||
| And it terrified me. | ||
| Yeah, that is one of the other things about those that's hard to like... | ||
| Really impress upon children is like, listen, hey, back in this time, half of us are dead. | ||
| Like right now, I am dead. | ||
| As I'm talking to you, I just died. | ||
| Now have a sarsaparilla. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Enjoy. | ||
| So Alex does some rambling. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| And I believe in you, and I believe you just got mesmerized by the TV and the culture, and that when you're really faced with destruction, you're going to rise to the occasion. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| We're starting to see that, and they're really panicked right now. | ||
| Oh, you thought we'd just roll over and die, or we could be bought off, or we could be intimidated, or threatened into submission. | ||
| I can't give up. | ||
| And I don't know how to give up, because I'm not evil. | ||
| And if I don't give 100% against you, That I'm aiding and abetting the enemy. | ||
| But I don't have a feeling of pride. | ||
| I don't have a feeling of success or invigoration. | ||
| I have a feeling of satisfaction in that God's real. | ||
| And what the Holy Spirit told me to do has been fulfilled to a great extent. | ||
| And that God is in control. | ||
| As painful as this evil is, this is all part of a larger process of separating the wheat from the chaff. | ||
| And that these Satanists will pay. | ||
| So just be aware of that, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| But I can't lie to you, and I told you months ago that I felt like I should tell you the next chapter in my view of what's going to happen. | ||
| And there's a bunch of different paths and scenarios, but they all go irrevocably the same direction, and I've not yet really told you what I think is going to happen, because it's terrible. | ||
| But at the same time, we have a chance to take the least destructive path if people really know what's happening. | ||
| And thanks to the fact that we've been on the air a long time, people know that we're not playing games. | ||
| We have a very high accuracy rate. | ||
| And you're playing games. | ||
| The bankruptcy must not be going well. | ||
| I feel like this is the vibe I'm getting. | ||
| Maybe you got some bad news from a lawyer. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| Things are going to be real bad. | ||
| We were winning. | ||
| Two weeks ago. | ||
| Because he was on vacation. | ||
| We were winning. | ||
| He was in Hawaii. | ||
| They were on the ropes. | ||
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Right. | |
| Because I was on a different island from them. | ||
| I was on a fucking beach. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a lot easier to feel like we're winning the info war when I am sipping a Mai Tai. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That is a big part of winning. | ||
| It does seem to be. | ||
| So sad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this clip is just, I just thought it was kind of silly. | ||
| So I decided to share it with you. | ||
| They murdered us. | ||
| Because they see this dumbed-down public that buys anything, they're like, let's go ahead and just kill them. | ||
| They want to kill everybody. | ||
| Everybody. | ||
| And our ancestors did not crawl up through the development of our species to then have our own species kill a bunch of us. | ||
| Plus, I don't think Klaus Schwab and his minions are worthy to make the decision to kill us. | ||
| I mean, I think if they want to kill us, I think that... | ||
| They should have to get in a ring with us with a battle axe and see who is stronger. | ||
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Okay. | |
| So in theory, if Klaus Schwab got into a ring with Alex with battle axes and he came out victorious, then he's worthy of deciding that humanity should die. | ||
| I don't feel like we decide things by single combat anymore. | ||
| No, especially not something like that. | ||
| I mean, and of course the irony is that coming after him saying, I don't think we came out of this primordial ooze to kill each other. | ||
| And his next sentence is, I'm going to kill this guy with a battle axe. | ||
| Yeah, we should fucking battle axe each other. | ||
| Yeah, kind of dumb. | ||
| Anyway, I just thought that was stupid. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, why would you need a ring if you're battle axe fighting? | ||
| You don't want the person to run away. | ||
| I mean, you... | ||
| Chop the thing off with the battle axe. | ||
| You can't stop the... | ||
| I can chop the ring open. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Not if it's a steel cage match. | ||
| Like, I will be in with Drew McIntyre. | ||
| The Scottish Psycho Man. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Battle axes? | ||
| I guess. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It sounds fun. | ||
| I just feel like battle axes are just introducing an element you don't want. | ||
| Is it battle axe, a two-handed axe? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Unwielding. | ||
| Double-edged? | ||
| You're not going to be able to be agile enough to take out Schwab with one of those things. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| If I know one thing about Schwab, it's that he's got wheels. | ||
| He's quickness personified. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| He could handle ice tennis. | ||
| He's not got a high top speed, but he's real quick in the slow, you know, like he's quick in the short bursts. | ||
| That's what he is, yeah. | ||
| He was able to do a crossover on LeBron James. | ||
| So, we come to the end of this episode here, and Alex does a long interview with Jim Hoff's brother, and I don't really care. | ||
| It's mostly about how the election was stolen, and they're just repeating the exact same talking points that we've gone over frequently and a bunch in the past. | ||
| And it's only in service of selling Jim Hoff's Joe Hoff's new book, which is the third part. | ||
| Volume 3 of his 2020 election was stolen series. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| And I don't care. | ||
| Is that like the left behind series? | ||
| It's certainly getting left behind on the bookshelf. | ||
| So here's where we check in with Alex towards the end of the show when he's about to sign off, and he gives himself sort of a rating. | ||
| The amazing Jay Daly is set to take over at T-minus six minutes. | ||
| Then, the juggernaut, Owen Troyer, 3 p.m. | ||
| Central in one hour. | ||
| InfoWars.com forward slash show. | ||
| Look, we covered a lot of the news I wanted to hit today. | ||
| I think we did a decent job. | ||
| We have David Icke. | ||
| He thinks he did a good job. | ||
| He didn't. | ||
| He didn't get back to this half-hour coverage of this big, important news. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| He doesn't think he did a good job. | ||
| He did a fine job. | ||
| He thinks he did a decent job. | ||
| Okay, even that I disagree with. | ||
| I disagree strongly with. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And if you're curious about what the last six minutes before Kate Daly took over was, earlier in the show, Alex said... | ||
| That some admiral quoted the phrase, damn the maneuvers, go straight at them. | ||
| And he had to clarify which admiral it was and then talk about that a lot. | ||
| So that was the rest of the show. | ||
| That sounds like riveting radio. | ||
| And damn the torpedoes, Tom Petty didn't even come up. | ||
| Which is a crime. | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| It's a great album. | ||
| Well, I think people don't immediately... | ||
| We go to music references a lot, and I don't think I've seen them go to too many music references. | ||
| Alex does movies more. | ||
| Yeah, they're movies people. | ||
| They're visual. | ||
| They're not really audio. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Well, that's because the audio has a lot of feelings in it. | ||
| It does have a lot of feelings and no explosions. | ||
| And zero globalists. | ||
| Look at this track list. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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Refugee. | |
| Sure. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Great song. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| You're going through the entire Tom Petty. | ||
| Here Comes My Girl. | ||
| Oh no. | ||
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Wow! | |
| Oh no. | ||
| Don't do me like that. | ||
| That's later in the album. | ||
| Alright, fine. | ||
| I'm not going to go over the whole thing. | ||
| Nonstop bangers. | ||
| Good hits. | ||
| Good hits. | ||
| Tom Petty. | ||
| Tom Petty. | ||
| So anyway, we come to the end of this and how exciting to have him back in studio. | ||
| What a dick. | ||
| I mean, I feel like sometimes we should have an episode that's like five minutes long where we do wonks and then we go, I mean, honestly, this show is too big for us to cover. | ||
| I don't think we can do it today. | ||
| But here's the thing. | ||
| No one would ever believe that, because nothing that Alex does is ever so big. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah, that would be... | ||
| No one would believe that I would think that. | ||
| It's too small to cover. | ||
| This is too small for us to even talk about. | ||
| That's passable. | ||
| We could definitely pull that off. | ||
| There is nothing here, but I have to tell you, because we don't tell you when there's nothing. | ||
| We just... | ||
| Actually, we don't show you when there's nothing. | ||
| We tell you when there's nothing. | ||
| Now we're moving past the telling. | ||
| We're showing. | ||
| There's nothing! | ||
| End of episode. | ||
| So, we'll be back, Jordan. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| Indeed we do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledgefight. | ||
| And blue sky. | ||
| And blue sky. | ||
| It's knowledgefight. | ||
| No underscore. | ||
| No underscore. | ||
| Yeah, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| Woo, yeah! | ||
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Woo, yeah! | |
| And now here comes the sex robot. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
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I'm a huge fan. | |
| I love your work. |