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#769: December 17, 2003

Today, Dan and Jordan drop in for a little mini-ish episode from the past.  In this installment, Alex does an amazing drunk impression, makes up news about Patriot Act 2 (Back In The Habit), and reports on news from yet another source run by holocaust deniers.

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alex jones
06:44
d
dan friesen
23:49
j
jordan holmes
12:25
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steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
jordan holmes
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around and worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Uh, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
I have a quick question for you today, sir.
dan friesen
Well, I shall get to that as soon as you let me know what that question is.
jordan holmes
All right, that question.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is a possible bright spot.
Possible dark spot.
unidentified
Oh!
jordan holmes
The future.
dan friesen
I wanted to add a little bit of danger into the proceedings.
I wanted to add a little bit of chaos.
A little bit of, what's it gonna be?
Could break either direction.
So today, I got myself a flavor of Red Bull.
This is the winter edition.
Winter is coming, Jordan, to my mouth shortly.
With a fig apple flavor.
jordan holmes
That sounds disgusting.
dan friesen
Well, see, I love apple, and I think apple juice in a Red Bull format could be good.
jordan holmes
Possible.
dan friesen
But fig is scary.
jordan holmes
Fig is dicey.
dan friesen
Yes, and so I am going to crack this open.
jordan holmes
I mean, outside of a Newton scenario.
dan friesen
I don't even like it in a Newton.
jordan holmes
You don't like it in a Newton?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
You know what?
I didn't like it as a Newton when I was a kid, and I haven't had him since, so I probably don't like it as a Newton either.
dan friesen
I remember there were other fruit Newtons.
jordan holmes
They made other Newtons?
dan friesen
Yeah, they made strawberry Newton, I think.
jordan holmes
I thought it was punishable by law for them not to make figs.
dan friesen
My bright spot is being an asshole.
jordan holmes
That's how old we are.
It's never gonna change.
dan friesen
Well, you started talking about Fig Newtons and it brought it out.
jordan holmes
And now it's all there.
dan friesen
Alright, so I'm gonna try this without giving it a smell because I feel like that could bias me.
jordan holmes
The smell could really mess you up.
Ladies and gentlemen, he's taking a sip.
He smacked his lips a little bit.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's fine.
jordan holmes
Neutral spot!
dan friesen
Wow.
It's underwhelming.
jordan holmes
We have to restart this whole fucking episode.
dan friesen
Well, kind of an anticlimactic bright spot, but hey, this is fine.
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
My bright spot...
dan friesen
Wait, wait.
My bright spot was the potential.
jordan holmes
The potential.
Okay, there you go.
dan friesen
For how good it could have been or how bad it could have been.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
The potential experience is what you were looking for.
dan friesen
Absolutely.
I could have been like, this is my new favorite drink.
Or conversely, I could have done a spit take.
It could have been so disgusting.
jordan holmes
Ultimately.
dan friesen
That is exciting.
jordan holmes
Ultimately, what it is.
unidentified
Not that bright.
jordan holmes
Is that...
That's a lesson.
We should all take more joy out of the potential.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know, it's about the journey.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Not the mediocre destination.
dan friesen
Being at the car dealership is more exciting than owning the car.
jordan holmes
Don't buy a car.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is...
dan friesen
Your car?
jordan holmes
It is...
What is it?
Tomorrow, well, when you hear this today, Fire Emblem and Gage will be out.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah, that's true.
It will be the 20th.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I am hype!
jordan holmes
I am also hype.
I think I'm going to play a little bit of it streaming.
I'm going to do it on the internet.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
I think I'll do it.
dan friesen
Is it something you can play remotely?
jordan holmes
I have no idea.
dan friesen
Because if so, we could play it together on your stream.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be cool as shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, I have tried to, since the last time I announced that I was hype about this, I've tried to not delve too much into people doing pre-reviews and stuff, because I feel like a lot of people have a lot of strong opinions, and I may not agree with all of them, and maybe they'll bum me out.
jordan holmes
That's kind of how strong opinions work.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
So what are you feeling about this?
I'm sorry, I don't want to hijack your bright spot.
jordan holmes
Here's my feeling.
I have not read a lot of reviews, but if you're just on the internet, If you're a huge fan of all the going around and talking to your people...
Doing the whole thing and then doing a support conversation and then doing another thing and then doing another thing until they finally were like, I like you.
You know?
dan friesen
Is that the dating sim aspect?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
You're going to be a little bit disappointed.
dan friesen
That's fine because I think there might have been too much of that in Three Houses.
jordan holmes
I felt the way too.
dan friesen
I liked it.
I liked, but sometimes I was getting to a point where I'm like...
Some of these cutscenes need to tighten it up a little bit.
I don't care about these characters.
Now granted, the characters I do like give me all those cutscenes, but some of these people are a little boring.
jordan holmes
So it sounds like they've cut a lot of that down, and then all the stuff that I liked about the battles and the tactical stuff.
They've streamlined it and kind of tightened it up so it's more enjoyable.
unidentified
Nice.
jordan holmes
So that's, to me, that's what I wanted to hear.
unidentified
All right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, I'm excited to give it a shot.
jordan holmes
I'm down.
dan friesen
I guess.
I mean, like, it'll be out tomorrow, so.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know what time it's going to come out?
jordan holmes
Tonight.
Probably the beginning of the day.
dan friesen
I'm going to need six more of these fig apples.
jordan holmes
11 p.m. Central?
dan friesen
Nah, I'll be in bed.
jordan holmes
Probably.
dan friesen
So, exciting.
Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
Here's the sitch that we find ourselves in.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex in the present day kind of sucks.
I don't really care all that much.
Simultaneously, very exciting, sold out the second show in Milwaukee.
jordan holmes
Wild.
dan friesen
Very fast.
jordan holmes
Wild.
Wild.
dan friesen
I don't get it.
I appreciate that you all like our show and want to come, but I don't understand.
jordan holmes
I believe the last live show we did at Austin, the first thing I said was like, why are all of you here?
unidentified
Is this show enjoyable to listen to?
dan friesen
Hey, we're going to talk about horrible things.
unidentified
Whatever you do, man.
dan friesen
But I appreciate it, and I'm excited about it, honestly.
It'll be fun.
But I've been giving a ton of thought to, like, what are those episodes going to be?
Because, first of all, one episode in Milwaukee that we're doing live, that already is like, what do we do?
And now we have two.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why did we do that?
Oh, people wanted it.
dan friesen
Yeah, and so, like, trying to do some of the pre-prep work on that has taken up a bit of my time, and, you know, it's still an ongoing concern.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Trying to figure out, like, what do you cover?
Do you cover beer?
Do you cover...
I mean, I think I've already made that joke.
Something about the bucks?
jordan holmes
Here's the problem, because here's what's almost certainly going to happen.
We are going to have something fully prepared for the Thursday episode.
And then you're going to find something that happened that day, and it's going to be a scramble.
And then Lord knows what's going to happen on Thursday night.
dan friesen
No, that's not happening.
It's going to be in advance.
I figured out one.
The Thursday show, I have figured out.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So that actually, I've been working on what that is.
But the Friday show is very much still up in the air.
Still got to figure that out.
And we'll figure that out at any time.
But anyway, because of a lot of juggling, I decided to take a bath in 2003.
unidentified
Good call.
dan friesen
So we're in the past today.
We're going to be talking about December 17th, 2003.
Alex is still in the aftermath of the Saddam capture.
Right.
And we don't get any evolution on that note.
No more beard-spiracy, no eye-spiracy.
But we do get some other stuff that's kind of weird.
jordan holmes
Interesting.
dan friesen
And we'll get down to business on that.
But first, let's say hello, Jordan, to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Duke Sir Rowland's toque and stick emporium.
He's the policy wonk with the quality bonks to your head.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you, Duke Sir Rowland.
Next, Guy Incognito, globalist infiltration specialist.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
And Saddam Hussein, seventh body double's dreamy creamy milk mustache.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
I thought I had got more names, but I only got three.
So, here we are.
jordan holmes
Hey, you get a special three-name episode.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, we're going to start here.
This is where Alex is at, reading off some of these headlines and where we're at on December 17th.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And Bush was scheduled to announce a trip back to the moon today.
Maybe that's where he's taken the Bill of Rights and Constitution.
Maybe on this moon mission he will bring it back.
Don't count on it.
States are moving ahead with legalization of using baby parts and cloning operations.
Patriot Act II was signed.
People are calling my office about this.
I have the Associated Press article here in front of me.
I'll go back over it today.
jordan holmes
Will ya?
alex jones
And much, much more.
dan friesen
Yeah, so Bush is gonna go get the Bill of Rights from the moon.
jordan holmes
Okay, now I know that sounded like an insult.
unidentified
That's fun.
jordan holmes
I know that sounded like an insult, but he has just written National Treasure 4, and it is going to be blockbuster shit.
dan friesen
I think we still need three first.
jordan holmes
Oh, they gotta direct it.
I think they gotta direct a DVD three.
dan friesen
That doesn't count.
That's not canon.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay, fine.
dan friesen
There is a series, I think.
There's a TV series?
There might have been a Disney Plus series or something.
jordan holmes
Well, they didn't find the Declaration of Independence on the goddamn moon, now did they?
dan friesen
No, they didn't.
And they should.
jordan holmes
They should!
I'm with ya!
dan friesen
So, Alex has been talking about this, the fact that Patriot Act 2 has been signed, and I noticed as this episode was beginning...
I've heard him say that a bit, but I've never heard him specify what he means.
jordan holmes
Right.
So now he's got the AP article in front of him.
So we know for a fact that the Patriot Act 2 has been signed as decided by the AP themselves.
dan friesen
Well, I was interested in figuring out if there were going to be any specifics on this.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And so I was like, alright, I'm in.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'll listen.
jordan holmes
For sure.
dan friesen
So there's a lot of shit talk going around about...
People having advanced knowledge that Saddam was going to be captured.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
And get this, after Saddam gets captured, that's when they're going to find the weapons of mass destruction, because of course they are.
They're going to torture him and find where they were, when really they're just going to fake something or whatever.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then, Bush is going to need to get re-elected in 2004.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
What is he going to do?
He's going to bring out bin Laden.
Who's on ice?
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Bin Laden's on ice.
jordan holmes
They've got Bin Laden on ice?
dan friesen
Yeah, and Alex knows this because...
jordan holmes
They've got a nice, chilled Bin Laden?
dan friesen
And Alex knows this because a drunk guy told him that.
unidentified
Ooh!
dan friesen
And I think this is Steve Pachetic, but also Alex's drunk impression is awesome.
alex jones
About, oh, it was almost two years ago now, I was told by someone who was on board Air Force One...
And this is on the record.
I've talked about it a couple dozen times on air.
And I said, I don't know if it's accurate, and they may have been giving me disinformation.
But I was told, because there's a lot of people in the Bush administration that live right here in Austin, and this individual told several people, after they had been imbibing in some adult beverages at a party, that you watch right before the 0-4 election, Ben Laden...
jordan holmes
Is he drunk in a Twilight Zone episode?
alex jones
A kidney failure, and they gotta deal with his family to roll him out.
They got him frozen, and they're gonna roll him out right before the election.
jordan holmes
So they do have them frozen.
alex jones
So, again, that's not the type of news I even like to cover on air.
I don't know if it's true.
It's the type of stuff that's not good for your health to know, but a lot of people know it.
dan friesen
Everyone knows it.
I don't want to talk about this because I don't know that it's true, but everyone knows it.
Guys on ice.
I like the hiccup.
It's good.
It's just good.
jordan holmes
All right, today on Good Morning America, we have a drunk guy who last night told me that bin Laden is frozen.
Come on down!
I think he's been frozen for about six years.
dan friesen
Now, I do think this is at least related to Steve, because early 2002 is when Steve was first on Alex's show, and so that would be about two years before this.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
About two years ago, party, everybody's drinking, Steve Pachenik, 68-odd years old.
Drug off his ass, making up bullshit about Bin Laden.
That sounds right.
That sounds like his actual, like, natural habitat.
He's supposed to be shit-faced at a party, telling you insane things, and everybody's gathered around like, what's he gonna say next?
dan friesen
Yeah, so it's either Steve, I think, or maybe, like, somewhat related to Steve.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Anyway, drunk impression, on point.
jordan holmes
It's true.
dan friesen
Pretty solid.
jordan holmes
We'll give him that.
dan friesen
So, as is the case in 2003, pretty regularly, Alex does a lot of calls.
Takes a number of calls.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
This guy's got an opinion.
alex jones
Barney, first caller of the day from Maryland.
You're on the air.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Yeah, Alex.
I still say we should turn Saddam Hussein loose and try Bruce for murder and for being a traitor to violate the Constitution.
alex jones
And how has Bush violated the Constitution?
The illegal war.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
What about the turning Saddam loose?
jordan holmes
I mean, here's the thing.
I appreciate one half of his sentiment.
I don't understand what turning him loose quite means.
dan friesen
Turn him loose.
jordan holmes
What does that mean?
Like, let him go?
Or like, set him free to wreak havoc upon this world of ours?
dan friesen
Yeah, send him on the attack.
Set him loose.
jordan holmes
Is that what we have?
Release the Saddam?
dan friesen
The Saddam Kraken.
Yeah.
A little weird.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
That's a hot take.
I will say that.
dan friesen
Unfortunately, he doesn't develop a theme at all, and I'm not entirely sure.
He doesn't have a whole lot more to say other than, let him free.
jordan holmes
Let him loose.
dan friesen
Lock up, Bush.
jordan holmes
You can do both.
We can have them both locked up.
I don't think either of them are a good guy.
dan friesen
So Alex gets another caller, and this guy has a bit of a concern about some stuff that he's read about leaked media memos that have to do with the coming flu over the winter and such.
And so it's interesting, this conversation.
alex jones
And Adam...
Was mentioning this website that's put out some pretty good stuff in the past, leaked news memos that purportedly leaked news memos from one of the big broadcast media outlets, one of the big three folks, talking about the New World Order activities, discussions of martial law, the capture of Saddam, all of it.
And now they're talking about weapons of mass destruction to be planted and released here very soon.
But going back to Adam, he was mentioning some memos he read about the flu and SARS, and I had not read those.
I'm not sure where he's going with this, but let's find out.
Adam, go ahead.
unidentified
Alex, just quite simply, one of the things that lends credibility to the work that you do and individuals such as myself is the fact that you do come across things and then they come to fruition in the future.
Again, I came across that site in doing some research on the contrived nature of the media back in October.
On December 2nd, you read this, again, it was, I don't even remember the name of the newspaper, but at any rate, it was, you know, that this pandemic is coming, this epidemic of flu is coming.
And again, having read...
alex jones
Well, it was the New York Times saying they're going to have quarantines, digital badges, roundup camps in every major city and small town.
That was the New York Times two Mondays ago.
unidentified
And, again, so that clicks in my head that, you know, hey, I read this a month ago, that apparently these leaked memos, again, was telling individual news directors, you know, to lay off this.
Now we have monkeypox, that type of thing.
We're going to go on to something else, and we'll get back to this.
Essentially, we'll get back to this when it fires back up in the winter.
dan friesen
So this is all nonsense, but it does illustrate the constant and ever-present preoccupation Alex and his community have with predicting that every public health warning is secretly an attempt to bring in martial law.
Stuff with COVID is no different, really.
It just went differently in the world, and he adjusted differently.
jordan holmes
It is very much a case study in how, let's say, different styles of leadership Sure.
You know, like all of these other situations where public health experts are saying, you know, we need to be careful about a flu during the winter because that is pretty much how it works.
This is a regular thing that we know about.
Here are some other things.
Here are the ways that we can handle those.
Here's all this stuff.
Or you can have somebody like Jared Kushner go, it's probably going to affect mostly cities, so fuck them!
It's a little bit different.
dan friesen
These are options.
jordan holmes
A little different.
dan friesen
So the only reason I included this clip is because the caller is citing a website when he's talking about these leaked memos, purported leaked memos, because there's no proof they're real.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
It's a website called tbrnews.org.
TBR stands for The Barnes Review, which is a deeply anti-Semitic and Holocaust-denying publication owned by Willis Cardo.
jordan holmes
Hey, great!
dan friesen
The publication is named after Harry Elmer Barnes, an old-school Holocaust denier, and the content that they put out is straight trash.
It strains credulity for me to believe that someone could get their news from TBRnews.org and not be aware of the outlet's editorial beliefs.
Here are some of the headlines from that website around this time.
Quote, news of candidates' Jewish roots adds another flavor to campaign.
Quote, how the Holocaust industry stole the Swiss monies.
A shockingly high number of books that they have on their reading list.
Also, they do have a reading list.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
dan friesen
A bunch of them are about Hitler and not negative coverage or not like maybe a little bit of positive coverage of Hitler.
jordan holmes
I have a strong and resounding good work Barnes to say on this one.
dan friesen
Anyway, it's a really fucked up outlet for this caller to be citing and for Alex to clearly be familiar with and be saying like they have put out good stuff in the past.
It gets worse, though, because earlier in this exact episode, prior to this caller arriving, Alex reported on something from TBR News.
alex jones
Leaked news network memo, stage discovery of weapons of mass destruction will follow Saddam Even back in 2003, these people were getting their news from people who were Nazi-adjacent.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
God damn it!
dan friesen
Yeah!
jordan holmes
How?
dan friesen
It's wild.
jordan holmes
It's all there!
How did we not all...
Man.
I don't remember quite realizing how much of a fucking real pandemic anti-Semitism was even back then.
In my little town.
dan friesen
A lot of it was under the surface.
A lot of it was, you know, or even coming from folks that it's like, well, yeah, it's ugly.
And there's this ugliness, but it's not really going anywhere or whatever.
You know, there was the possibly...
Delusional sense of, like, hey, this is just, this pocket will always exist.
It'll never grow, but you can't get rid of it.
And maybe that was naive.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, I remember how funny I thought it was when Pat Robertson and his ilk were like, well, if you didn't have gay people, we wouldn't have hurricanes, you know?
I thought it was funny that somebody could be that insane.
What I didn't realize is that that was actually most of the country, and we would eventually all be that.
unidentified
So great!
dan friesen
So one thing that is interesting is this caller seems to have a little bit more of a critical eye than Alex.
unidentified
My question to you is, what do you know about this organization?
Because one of the primary concerns is the fact that, as is the case with a number of individuals out there, they come out with information, yet behind the scenes they have things.
The only thing that's on that website are these leaked memos.
Aside from the fact that they have a large bookstore, that every single book in there is about Hitler or fascism or that type of thing.
My question to you is, what do you know about this organization?
alex jones
That's a good point.
I need to research them and I need to have them on the show because I haven't focused on it very much.
I'll focus on what the globalists are doing publicly in the legislation and my information.
But I will investigate it and try to get them on.
dan friesen
Yeah, good on this caller for having some curiosity.
Bad on Alex for trying to make excuses for why he relies on sources he hasn't vetted in any way to make absurd claims.
This caller shouldn't expect too much here.
This site is operated by an entity that traces back to Willis Cardo, who's also the man behind the American Free Press, whose editor was Big Jim Tucker, Alex's main source about Bilderberg.
If Alex actually explores the Nazi character of this TBR news outlet, he risks exposing a much larger reality about the information space that he exists in.
jordan holmes
Oh shit, I'm a Nazi!
dan friesen
Damn it.
jordan holmes
Ah, fuck!
dan friesen
Don't expect him to follow through on this in any way.
And if TBR News posts another completely unverifiable, unattributed, almost certainly made-up leaked news memo, you can bet Alex will report on it and pretend that this call never happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, I'm so shocked to hear once again that this...
I was going to say, that's no longer the bragging rights.
jordan holmes
That I think he thinks it is supposed to be.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm gonna need some author names.
So I think that Alex doesn't enjoy this kind of thing from a caller.
jordan holmes
Yeah, obviously not.
dan friesen
It doesn't look good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Because it exposes potentially that he's reporting stuff from Nazi outlets.
jordan holmes
Alex, are you a Nazi?
dan friesen
But then even if it doesn't, it exposes that he doesn't know.
Where his information is coming from.
And either of these is bad.
So he gets a friendly call from a guy who wants resources about 9-11 stuff.
And for knowledge of 9-11 proof, he wants Alex just to direct him, where is it on your website?
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
And I will say, I understand where this caller is coming from.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Alex's website has always been unnavigatable.
jordan holmes
It's impossible.
dan friesen
I think by design.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Alex just doesn't like this.
I think he's getting grumpy.
jordan holmes
Smoke Bob!
unidentified
I printed out just that one page of the recap.
It referred to about 55 sites that you had put on over the months of all the evidence of advanced knowledge.
If that could be rerun or referred to it in the archives, maybe where a person could locate it, that would really be helpful.
alex jones
It is on the website.
It's on both the websites.
unidentified
It's in the archives, though?
alex jones
Yes.
unidentified
Okay, but to locate it, is there an easy way to locate it other than visiting every archived website?
Is there some way of doing it?
alex jones
Every archived website, I don't understand.
unidentified
Well, how would I find something like that?
Like if I wanted to find those summaries of websites that related to 911, you know, like a summary, like when you printed the summary pages.
alex jones
You know, I can't remember the exact headline of that article we put together with hyperlinks, but I will try to remember that for you and announce it on there.
Thanks for the call, George.
Angus in Alberta, Canada.
You're on the air.
Go ahead, Angus.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
How are you today?
alex jones
I'm fine.
jordan holmes
You're not.
dan friesen
You're not fine.
You're having a bad day.
jordan holmes
Not good at hiding his true emotions.
I'm fine.
dan friesen
I think it's also in stark contrast to Angus's very sunny disposition.
jordan holmes
Hey, Alex!
So good to hear from you!
dan friesen
I'm fine.
jordan holmes
I'm fine.
dan friesen
I don't like being ass-specifics.
jordan holmes
He asked me whether or not what I said was true, and obviously it's not, so I'm fucked.
dan friesen
If you make these giant claims about having proved all this stuff about 9-11, you should probably have it at a very handy, easy, convenient place for people to go ahead and grab it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Seems like job one.
jordan holmes
You know, if you could really prove something like the 9-11 was an inside job.
It would be everywhere, and it would not be coming from Alex.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
I think those things...
I mean, I'm not just saying this from a naive perspective.
I've also looked into a lot of these claims and what have you.
But, like, yeah, if someone had a, like, boom...
Here it is.
We've proved, we've demonstrated this stuff.
Yeah.
You can't pretend that, like, oh, this is just gonna...
Only people who the mainstream is brainwashed into thinking they're crazy will believe this stuff.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It would escape that bubble very easily.
Right.
Rational people do accept rational proof of things.
jordan holmes
That's how it works.
dan friesen
Just not irrational nonsense proof.
jordan holmes
You're the ones that are weird here.
We would all be like, yeah, fuck the government.
They did 9-11 if they did 9-11.
dan friesen
So at this point, I'm like, hey, speaking of proof, what about that Patriot Act 2 thing?
jordan holmes
We got the AP article.
dan friesen
It's been signed.
Alex is saying he's gone over it.
Now he needs to go over it again.
I have not heard him go over it.
And so he brings it back up.
alex jones
Alright, we're going to come back and I'm going to hit on Patriot Act 2 because it needs to be recapped and we'll go to all these other callers.
dan friesen
It needs to be recapped.
It hasn't been capped.
jordan holmes
It has not been capped.
dan friesen
I don't know what's going on.
jordan holmes
I like the confidence of the we need to recap this because it's a great gaslight.
Like, if you're going to gaslight somebody implying that they don't even remember...
The first time that you explain to them something that is inexplainable is such a great move.
Because you're on the defensive immediately.
You're like, wait, maybe I didn't get the...
dan friesen
Maybe I missed it.
Maybe it wasn't listening.
jordan holmes
Maybe it's my fault!
dan friesen
So he does get to it.
And it's disappointing.
alex jones
But here's Patriot Act 2. Bush signed this over the weekend.
And Ron Paul's comments on HR 2417, known as...
The Intelligence Authorization Act.
It appears we're witnessing a stealth enactment of the enormously unpopular Patriot Act II legislation.
And he goes on to say we need to defeat this legislation.
That was before it was passed and Bush signed it.
Here's the Associated Press.
Bush signs a bill extending FBI powers.
They can search anything.
So can the CIA.
No longer without warrants.
It's just carte blanche.
And it says most of the bill is secret.
But congressmen who have seen it say it's frightening.
dan friesen
This isn't Patriot Act 2. This is just the House bill that authorizes finances to be allocated to the intelligence community and services within the government.
This is a bill that's introduced and passed literally every year.
It wasn't secret, and it didn't allow the shit Alex is claiming.
Basically, what happened here is that Ron Paul talked some shit and called it Patriot Act 2. Right!
And based on that alone, Alex has decided that that's what it is, because he needs an off-ramp.
He's been warning about this thing that hasn't happened, and it's probably...
Not going to happen at any point.
No.
And so it's like, well, Ron Paul said it's like it, so it is it.
And so now he has demonstrated and fully proven that over the weekend, Bush signed Patriot Act 2, and here we are.
Alex is right.
Hashtag Alex Jones is right.
jordan holmes
That is a good dodge.
That's a real good dodge.
dan friesen
I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of all of his dodges, which, I mean, frankly, most of them are just him standing there and taking the bullet and then saying, like, nah, I'm fine, and then just continuing to walk.
You know, this one, at least he's dodging with somebody actually called it Patriot Act 2 sometime, you know?
dan friesen
But, I mean, how many fucking things has Ron Paul called other things?
Like, he's not a reliable source of characterizations of things.
jordan holmes
He's got flowery language when the time is right.
dan friesen
You bet.
So anyway, we heard a caller a couple episodes back in 2003 who wanted some customer service.
His tapes had not arrived.
jordan holmes
The best.
Everything, any Bill Cooper customer service, any Alex customer service, the best.
dan friesen
So he had ordered some tapes, and it had been a while, they hadn't arrived, he called Alex.
He calls back in.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
Because he got his tapes.
jordan holmes
Damn it!
dan friesen
It is a great resolution of this customer service art.
jordan holmes
Damn it!
dan friesen
It's fantastic.
Now, here's why this clip is in here.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex still gets mad about it.
jordan holmes
You shouldn't be calling in about customer service!
dan friesen
Well, I don't even know what's going on here.
Alex makes himself mad when this guy is just saying, hey, I got the thing.
It was resolved.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
Jay, you're on the air.
Go ahead.
jordan holmes
Hey, thanks, Alex.
unidentified
I just wanted to say, when I called last week or a week and a half ago about the videos being late, and that day you called me back, and they were here in like four days, and I'm already making copies, and that's really great.
jordan holmes
Um, My only comment about that is I have a small staff and everything gets shipped out.
alex jones
Sometimes we get an address wrong or something, and when somebody calls me and asks where are the videos, I can't help people because I'm on air, but I'm glad you got those, sir, and I'm glad you're...
You're making copies, and anytime anybody has a question, and we try to take the messages off it three times a day, and we try to answer it live, but it's impossible, it's 512-291-5750 to call my office, 512-291-5750.
And the phone rings off the hook with, the police are taking my children right now.
They're taking my land right now.
There's helicopters spraying us right now.
They had an urban warfare training drill where they beat people up.
Help us!
SWAT teams are writing the schools.
They're beating our children up.
They put cameras up in my neighborhood.
Help me!
Call me!
And it's just millions.
I have millions of listeners.
I've got three employees.
I'm pulling my hair out, brother.
So what's on your mind?
jordan holmes
Thanks for the tapes!
dan friesen
I think you should get some other phone lines.
You should get different phone lines for different things.
If it's a customer support issue, you shouldn't have it be the same phone number as some weirdo who's calling you about how they're spraying them right now.
jordan holmes
I mean, maybe even a toll-free number might even be nice.
dan friesen
Sure.
Hey, also...
The fact that you're getting all of these calls doesn't mean that all of these things are happening.
It could be that you have a bunch of callers who are calling in and telling you things that are not true, but are actually just manifestations of the paranoid fantasies that you encourage.
jordan holmes
Oh man, I would love to take your call and help you with your issues.
dan friesen
It would be so good.
jordan holmes
But I've got too many calls telling me about things that aren't happening.
How could I possibly get to that phone call?
dan friesen
I have too many intense calls about traumatic, weird things that probably aren't happening.
jordan holmes
I also like how he works himself up over it.
It goes from just being like, you know, it's good.
Sometimes we have difficult times and you're like, reasonable?
That's totally fine.
I'm not mad.
It's resolved.
Everything's good.
And now these people are calling me and everybody's always calling me and there's calls coming from here and from here and everywhere and now you're calling me about customer service shit!
And anyways...
dan friesen
Now, the reality, too, is that the calls that he's getting are only coming in because he's situated himself in the marketplace as the guy who cares about these things.
He has to take those calls because otherwise those people will find somebody else to glom onto who enable their bizarre fantasies about the coming UN troops and FEMA camps and what have you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Alex thinks he's complaining about other people when in reality he's complaining about himself.
And then taking it out on other people, which, as we all know, is healthy, good behavior.
dan friesen
And that's what he does.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And it's just the way to treat people, you know?
alex jones
It's just good.
dan friesen
You, you know, hey, yeah.
Agreed.
Agreed.
So, this is just dumb.
alex jones
They are designing the system to bankrupt the working class, and you cannot live and do anything.
I know people with three jobs, and they're losing everything they got.
They have designed the system where unless you're an illegal alien, live in 10 to a house, you can't survive in this economy.
A depression is when you're out of work.
A recession is when your neighbor is out of work.
We're in a massive recession, a depressionary system, folks.
And I've seen it with my own eyes.
Thanks for the call.
dan friesen
Yeah, so the Americans and the middle class are being destroyed by design while the illegals living tend to a house.
They're the ones who society is built for.
Sure.
Okay.
jordan holmes
Maybe we should work to get them a living wage.
dan friesen
Yeah, fuck off.
And also the...
The economy was doing quite well at the end of 2003 and 2004.
It was growth.
It was not a depressionary recession.
jordan holmes
It wasn't until 2007 that all the credit default swaps kind of got caught out and then everybody was like, oh, they're all lying to us.
And then after that, we didn't do anything and now we're never going to have that happen again.
dan friesen
Right.
If Alex were to say something along the lines of like, there's trouble coming down the road four or five years from now.
Then that would be like, oh, that's interesting.
But for him to be presenting it as, like, this is the current condition is just super inaccurate for the end of 2003 in particular.
Like, it's bizarre.
jordan holmes
I mean, what's wild about it, though, is that if he had predicted that one, what a great, like, they're going to tank the economy right before the presidential election in order to influence who wins the vote.
And that's exactly what happened.
The economy tanked right before the election.
And it influenced who won the vote.
dan friesen
But he didn't predict that.
Well, I'm sure he did.
Because he always predicts the summer of rage and everything.
jordan holmes
I don't think he predicted that one.
dan friesen
But even the way you're presenting that needs a little bit of a tweak.
Because you're saying that is what happened.
But you also said that they tanked the economy as opposed to the economy tanked.
jordan holmes
Yeah, they did.
They did tank the economy.
dan friesen
To the actions of those people.
Right.
unidentified
But not necessarily like, hey, we're going to tank the economy for the explicit purpose of...
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
Like most actual conspiracies of the real kind.
It was not about solving anything politically or doing anything to hurt people.
It was about making a shit ton of money and then it went wrong.
And that's how conspiracies actually work.
dan friesen
A lot of times.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I don't know if you'd agree with this characterization of George W. Bush.
I think you might take one, two, or three, maybe four issues with this.
jordan holmes
Interesting.
alex jones
I know we have loaded phone lines to talk about the economy.
Patriot Act 2 being passed quietly last weekend.
Signed by Lord Bush.
The neocon leader, the gun-grabbing, open-border-promoting, China-worshipping, Taiwan-hating creature.
dan friesen
So what do you got?
jordan holmes
I think I got five out of that one.
dan friesen
Okay, gun-grabber?
jordan holmes
He didn't grab guns.
dan friesen
No, but Alex at this point is still saying that he's going to re-sign the assault weapons ban, which didn't happen, and then he's going to take everyone's guns.
jordan holmes
I'll give him neocon.
That obviously counts.
dan friesen
Sure.
Open borders?
jordan holmes
No.
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
I don't know why he hated...
He didn't hate Taiwan.
dan friesen
No, but at this point, Alex is saying that he's abandoned Taiwan.
jordan holmes
He's abandoned Taiwan?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a big talking point that Alex has.
jordan holmes
Sure, Alex cares about Taiwan.
You're right.
dan friesen
Loves China.
jordan holmes
Loves China?
That one...
I don't think he loved China.
I think we were in a serious competition situation there.
dan friesen
He definitely doesn't love China the way that Alex is expressing that.
jordan holmes
That's 100% certain.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And then I think there was one more.
dan friesen
Do you want to hear it again?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Okay, let's go through that.
jordan holmes
Let's go through the list one more time.
alex jones
We have loaded phone lines to talk about the economy, Patriot Act 2 being passed quietly last weekend, signed by Lord Bush, the neocon leader, the gun-grabbing, open-border-promoting, China-worshipping, Taiwan-hating creature.
dan friesen
No, I think that's...
What?
Oh, you got a finger up.
jordan holmes
Leader.
Okay.
dan friesen
I thought you were a creature.
jordan holmes
He was not the neocon leader by any stretch of the imagination.
That's a man who took his orders the way he was told to.
dan friesen
Entitled, perhaps.
jordan holmes
Entitled, yes.
That might be accurate.
dan friesen
But this characterization is so incredibly off-base from reality that I was thinking about it, and it's like, well, this is just how you do it when you're someone like Alex.
Because to him...
Anybody who isn't a gun absolutist who's out campaigning with two machine guns, they are a gun grabber.
Anybody who is not as far that side as Alex is a gun grabber.
Anybody who has any tolerance for immigration wants open borders.
So that is how that translates.
to Alex it feels like these things are accurate characterizations of this person and so it's it's not so much a lie as it is a distortion.
Sure.
unidentified
It's a reality warping distortion.
jordan holmes
In a sense, if you allow any immigration, you do want open borders.
And so if you allow trade, you have not figured...
Physically closed off the country, made sure that the borders are covered by walls, and then shoot anybody who steps near the country.
unidentified
Right, right.
dan friesen
But politically speaking, the term open borders means free travel for anyone across.
And that's what he's trying to accuse.
Bush of.
And this is so consistent with Alex.
That whole idea of you can't really talk about things unless you agree about definitions of things.
This is where that really is true.
Because if you tried to have a conversation with Alex about Bush grabbing guns and stuff, you couldn't possibly.
Because you're just dealing with the term completely differently.
And I think that extends to...
A hundred percent of the things Alex talks about?
jordan holmes
Yes, one hundred percent.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
I think that's maybe one of the big reasons why it's almost pointless to try and talk to him about any issues.
Debating him or debating people like him is just kind of like, it's a fruitless exercise.
You just don't agree on reality.
jordan holmes
Right.
And that's why one of the most annoying things about it is that...
It works both ways, except the other side apparently has no understanding of that.
Like, if that's what you're going to be called, you have permission to go as far left as you fucking want.
It doesn't matter if you're going to be called an open borders person, whether you have some immigration or all immigration or whatever it is you want.
Shoot for the fucking moon!
It's what they're going to call you anyways.
You might as well be it.
dan friesen
Well, yeah, I mean, that's something that a lot of people have kind of wrestled with, especially with the Bernie Sanders campaign of the, like, is he marketable because he's a socialist?
Is it possible that this is a detriment?
They're going to call anybody a socialist.
Exactly.
unidentified
Call Biden a socialist.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
Call him a communist.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
The only people who are saying that about Bernie are people who already don't want Bernie because he calls himself a socialist.
dan friesen
Or maybe some people who have, like, they're well-intentioned but maybe don't understand Yeah, possible.
I think that might be some percentage.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
So we actually only have one more clip here.
Ooh.
jordan holmes
Short episode today.
dan friesen
A lot of boring calls.
A lot of nonsense.
jordan holmes
I can see that.
dan friesen
And so this is just a clip where we check in on one of the trends and the threads that goes throughout the 2003.
jordan holmes
The Hussein kids?
dan friesen
No, no.
Still no update on that.
unidentified
It's incredible.
I mean, one day they're calling it a brutal regime, and the next day they're hiring the people from this brutal regime to go out.
alex jones
And kill people.
And they quietly put about two-thirds of the Bathurst back in power.
dan friesen
Amazing.
jordan holmes
What is it going to take?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
What is it going to take?
Does he still think the Bathursts are in power?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Are the Bathursts in power now?
dan friesen
In 2023?
jordan holmes
Exactly!
Now I've been gaslit so much.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
The first order of the Coalition Provisional Authority was literally, quote, debathification of Iraqi society.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This was a gigantic priority of the U.S.-led government, and it was a very flawed policy.
I understand that I may be bringing this up a bunch as we go through this time frame, but I think it's important to recognize that in addition to all the many instances of things that Alex is wrong about, there are also narratives like this that he has just constructed a reality to sell his audience that are the inverse of the real world.
Yeah.
unidentified
He's getting mad about the CPA putting the Bathurst back into power, so he should conceivably be glad to hear that this is not, in fact, happening I think this goes a long way towards clearing up why Alex is so insistent on this false reality here.
dan friesen
Alex is trapped.
Imagine that he acknowledges the real world and debathification.
He needs to have an angle on it and nothing works.
Alex isn't equipped to express opposition to debathification and has already been in the world.
told the audience repeatedly that Saddam and his party are essentially globalist CIA shills.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
Supporting debathification is even worse, since the architects of that plan are the very people he spends all day on air decrying his secret Trotskyites.
People like Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz.
Alex can't be on the same page as them.
His only real option is to pretend it's all fake, which is what he's done by constructing the illusion that two-thirds of the math party members are being put into power in December 2003.
In some ways, Alex is lazy and stupid, but sometimes he's doing the only thing he can within the confines he's restricted himself to thanks to his laziness and stupidity.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man.
dan friesen
I don't even know if I think that that's a conscious process or anything, but I'm looking at this and it does make sense that those angles are just roads that are blocked.
There isn't any way to proceed forward on those roads, whereas this one...
You can go down it.
It's a dumb road.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's not real.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, you can't use a real...
Like, Alex can't have a real complaint about D-Bath.
He can't be like, okay, well, listen, this doesn't make sense.
You're going to piss off a lot of people and put them out of jobs simultaneously, and you're going to let it be overseen by a racist moron.
That's not a good idea.
Alex can't say that, obviously.
That would be too real.
dan friesen
Yeah, he...
He's on a bind.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man.
dan friesen
He's way behind.
jordan holmes
What a terrible idea that was.
dan friesen
Looking to make a deal.
jordan holmes
God damn it, Dan.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, look, it's a short episode.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
I could...
unidentified
Look for a soul to...
dan friesen
Steal?
No, I mean, I was thinking I could recite some Will Smith literature.
jordan holmes
Listen, this is not going to become a segment on the show.
This is not happening.
unidentified
This is not our new bit for 2023.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
This is not our blackjack.
dan friesen
The good guys dress in black.
Remember that.
Just in case we're ever face-to-face and make contact.
jordan holmes
We're padding things out now.
dan friesen
And I don't remember the rest of the lyrics to Men in Black.
Anyway, yeah, a shorter episode today, but it is what it is.
jordan holmes
It is.
dan friesen
Got a lot of plates I'm spinning right now, so hopefully we'll be...
Oh, get this.
What?
jordan holmes
Can't say.
dan friesen
No, should I tease this?
Maybe I should.
jordan holmes
Obviously you should tease this!
dan friesen
I just got my hands on.
More Rob Dew depositions.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit!
dan friesen
So there may be some...
jordan holmes
More Dew positions!
dan friesen
Look at all these plates I got.
We got the live shows, we got Rob Dew depositions, we got other things.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Man.
jordan holmes
You are a busy fella.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
But it's exciting, and I guess it'll cut into my ability to play Fire Emblem.
jordan holmes
Nah, that's fair.
dan friesen
We'll see.
We'll make do.
jordan holmes
Anything can happen.
dan friesen
Anyway, Jordan, we'll be back.
jordan holmes
Indeed.
dan friesen
But we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Yep.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You know, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
But I'm also Dan.
And I'm a little bit concerned about Alex's...
He doesn't get to travel enough.
alex jones
Thank you, Dan.
unidentified
Thank you.
alex jones
Thank you for your concern and that offer.
I do want to come to Tennessee.
I do want to go to Rhode Island.
I do want to go to Arkansas.
I do want to go to California.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robot.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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