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Jan. 6, 2023 - Knowledge Fight
01:21:33
#764: Jordan Takes The Wheel 9

Today, Dan and Jordan take a little Wacky Friday adventure, as Jordan explores a new space weirdo possibility.  In this installment, the gents learn about funk tubas, visitations at baseball games, and a mysterious story about a trip into the "other side" in a Jeep.

Participants
Main voices
d
dan friesen
23:14
j
jordan holmes
34:58
j
joshua cutchin
06:18
w
whitley strieber
12:27
Appearances
Clips
a
alex jones
00:14
p
pastor david manning
00:02
s
steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
whitley strieber
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
unidentified
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
joshua cutchin
Andy in Kansas.
whitley strieber
It's time to pray.
joshua cutchin
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
jordan holmes
Hey, everybody!
Welcome back to Fight Knowledge.
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
This is a podcast where we worship at the altar of Selene and do anything but talk about Alex Jones.
dan friesen
That's correct.
Jordan.
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Damn.
dan friesen
I had a question for you.
jordan holmes
What's that, my friend?
dan friesen
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot today, as you know, I'm going back through all the albums that I may have missed from 2022.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
I love me a year-end list.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
You know, I'm not in the world.
dan friesen
Did you look at Obama's year-end list?
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Get some inspiration from his annual list of bangers?
jordan holmes
No, I did not.
No, I did not.
All right.
But Black Thought and Danger Mouse put out an album.
dan friesen
Did they now?
jordan holmes
That is very, very good.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
And not least of which, you know, Black Thought.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
It's produced in such a way that it has that old kind of grittier feel, you know, that like those early mixtape days, you know, back in the late 80s.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
Some of those early roots songs, like things off Phrenology.
jordan holmes
That's C2.0.
dan friesen
Yeah, back where it all started.
jordan holmes
Back where it began.
No, I think that would be Illidelph Half-Life.
I'm talking Sable Man.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a bit more.
Back when Malik B was in the...
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, hey, R.I.P.
Leonard Hubs.
How about you?
It's your bright spot.
dan friesen
Well, I'm sorry.
I completely derailed you.
Did you have some albums that you were...
unidentified
Yeah, that's just the one that I was specifically...
jordan holmes
That's my bright spot this time.
dan friesen
Or are you going to be, for like the month of January, all of your missed albums?
jordan holmes
No, I haven't missed many that I wanted to listen to.
You know, that kind of thing.
And then I've listened to a lot that I...
Not for me!
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Not for me!
I'm an old man now.
I'm grumpy.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
Where's the pop music that reflects grumpiness?
dan friesen
See, but this is interesting.
I am the king of the grumps.
jordan holmes
True, true.
dan friesen
And I kind of like bright poppy stuff.
jordan holmes
Absolutely, yes.
dan friesen
But maybe something with a little bit of darkness.
So I'll go ahead and throw this out for my bright spot.
Since you're going with music, I'll join you with that.
jordan holmes
Excellent.
dan friesen
The group Sally Shapiro has a new album out.
jordan holmes
Never heard of them.
dan friesen
Italo Disco.
unidentified
Outfit.
jordan holmes
Okay, now I'm listening.
dan friesen
They're a duo of a singer and a DJ guy.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And there's a lot of kind of melancholy, disco-y stuff.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
They made two albums together, and then they quit.
They retired, and then, I didn't realize this, but they just recently put out a new album called Sad City.
jordan holmes
Is it a little bit, is it like Lady Tron-ish?
Does it have that kind of vibe to it?
dan friesen
I don't know enough about Lady Tron.
I can't really...
That's something that you've recommended to me a number of times in the past.
I don't know.
I don't know how to...
jordan holmes
Which means that eventually, in the next couple of years, we will be right back where we are now with me saying, wait, does that sound a little bit like Lady Tron about a different band?
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
You'll be like, you've told me to listen to it before.
dan friesen
One of these days I'll get around to it.
I'm not good at taking recommendations.
No.
But yeah, I...
We've enjoyed that Sad City album.
jordan holmes
I will definitely be listening to that.
I love an Italo disco.
dan friesen
You don't know anything about Italo disco.
jordan holmes
I don't know anything about Italo disco.
dan friesen
What do you know about Bossa Nova?
unidentified
I know a little bit too much about Bossa Nova.
Tall and thin and young and lowly.
God, that annoys me.
jordan holmes
And when she passes.
Oh, no, we're done.
We can't do it anymore?
dan friesen
So frustrating.
jordan holmes
All right, Dan, we have an episode today.
dan friesen
Do we?
jordan holmes
Yes, we do.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
I have brought to you, Dan, I'm going to say this to you.
Recently, things have been very racist.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Pretty much all the time.
dan friesen
That is true.
jordan holmes
You know, like pretty much a nonstop drumbeat of somebody being racist on the daily.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And I'm tired of that.
It's been going on a lot.
So I thought, let's try and have fun.
Without racism.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Okay?
dan friesen
That seems anathema to our existence over the course of the time doing the show.
But look, I think it's an admirable goal.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
And I think I've come close at least...
On this particular episode, it is a show called Dreamland by this guy named Whitley Stryber.
dan friesen
Oh, I know him.
jordan holmes
Oh, do you know him?
Okay, alright.
dan friesen
Well, I know the name.
I know he has some alien shit going on.
jordan holmes
Oh, he's totally got some alien shit going on.
dan friesen
Is that going to get Whitley Stryber's Communion?
Yes, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
That's the one.
And I'm sure he's racist somewhere.
I'm sure he's racist.
I'm sure he's anti-Semitic somewhere, but not on this.
This particular episode is my point.
dan friesen
Okay, well that's good.
That's a name that goes way back in terms of alien stuff.
He's one of the names that I remember even from back in my days of like...
Reading the blogs and message boards of conspiracy stuff.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, he goes way back.
dan friesen
Controversial figure in some ways.
jordan holmes
Well, he's interesting.
I'd never heard of him before.
And then I looked at...
What's interesting about him is that he's a fairly successful science fiction and horror author.
Right?
In that genre.
dan friesen
That's cool.
jordan holmes
Right?
And he is also a guy who writes about Bigfoot, you know, and how, like, we're going to find him someday, you know, like that kind of thing.
So it's a little bit like if Isaac Asimov was like, I write great science fiction, and instead of the rise and fall of the Roman Empire, it's like the rise and fall of the Far Bluvians and that kind of thing, you know?
dan friesen
Sure, maybe it's heavily veiled fiction.
unidentified
Kind of.
dan friesen
You know, like, maybe we're the fools for thinking that we should take what he's saying about Bigfoot.
Seriously, it might just be more science fiction.
jordan holmes
Here's the thing.
That's kind of what I'm talking about with his guest today.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
I don't think he's doing that.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
But his guest might be.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
His guest might be a brilliant, like, immersive fiction author.
dan friesen
Someone who should be in improv everywhere.
jordan holmes
It is a little something along those lines, and his name is Joshua Kutchen.
unidentified
Joshy!
jordan holmes
Joshy!
The clutch!
dan friesen
I think, before we jump into that, I think that Patton Oswalt had a mention of Whitley Stryper in one of his first albums.
jordan holmes
No shit!
dan friesen
I think so.
I think there was a reference.
Anyway.
unidentified
Wild.
dan friesen
That was where my brain pinged off of.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You might be...
Yeah.
Which one was that?
Yeah, never mind.
dan friesen
Might have even been in the...
No, not the Robert Evans...
Oh, man.
Not that bit.
jordan holmes
That was Comedians of Comedy.
dan friesen
But I think it was around that era.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Or maybe even before.
jordan holmes
Yeah, his first album would have been like three or four years before that.
dan friesen
Might have been the...
No, not the famous Bulls bit.
unidentified
Anyway, sorry.
jordan holmes
It is not the famous Bulls bit.
Yeah, so he is interviewing Joshua Cutchin about his new book, The Ecology of Souls.
And we're going to get into that.
But before we do, how about we say hello to some wonks?
dan friesen
That sounds like a great idea.
jordan holmes
First, D of Team Stats, you are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
Next, wonky donkey honky tonk, you are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you very much.
jordan holmes
The ghost of any Morricone who is tired of hearing Alex use ecstasy of gold from good, the bad, and the ugly coming out of ad breaks.
You are now a policy walker.
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
I'm sorry.
I missed the timing there.
jordan holmes
All right.
Mark and Lennon.
dan friesen
Do you not know how to pronounce Ennio Morricone?
jordan holmes
Is that what...
Okay.
All right.
dan friesen
Go ahead.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Everybody...
unidentified
I'm not going to judge you.
jordan holmes
We're not going to do this with your handwriting.
dan friesen
You're the music guy.
jordan holmes
We're not going to do this with your handwriting.
Oh, God.
Mark and Lennon, you are now a policy walker.
dan friesen
It's Linnea.
jordan holmes
Linnea.
Jesus Christ.
Learn how to write.
dan friesen
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thank you very much.
jordan holmes
Dr. J in the Monday night meeting.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
Are you sure that's not Drew?
And the fan of Jordan.
You are now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you very much.
That was and the fan of Jordan.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
That's why Dan is in all caps.
jordan holmes
That doesn't make...
Okay.
Oh, man.
dan friesen
The fan, fan, Jordan.
It all rhymes.
jordan holmes
The number of...
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Never mind.
Dan, we also have a technocrat.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
So, I'm so sorry.
I've listened to your entire back catalog twice.
You are now a technocrat.
unidentified
Oh.
I'm a policy wonk.
whitley strieber
Four stars.
unidentified
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
pastor david manning
Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
unidentified
Daddy Shark.
Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
alex jones
Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
unidentified
He's a loser little titty baby.
dan friesen
I don't want to hate black people.
alex jones
I renounce Jesus Christ.
unidentified
Thank you.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much to all of you.
Dan?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
So, today we're talking about this interview on Dreamland.
dan friesen
So, you said the ecology of souls.
jordan holmes
The ecology of souls.
Joshua Kutchen.
dan friesen
Ecological.
I mean, I thought you said economy of souls at first, and I thought, like, oh, we're going to get some, like, soul banking.
unidentified
Uh-uh.
jordan holmes
No, it's more of, I mean...
First off, I've read the book.
It is roughly 300,000 words.
And you know I just had the plan to do this yesterday morning.
whitley strieber
Sure.
jordan holmes
And it is almost like an adventure from the 1400s.
Coming back to the club in Britain being like, Gentlemen, there are people with...
Faces in their chests out there, you know?
It's that kind of thing.
dan friesen
I have got a vivisection of a soul.
jordan holmes
Yes, 100%.
It is that.
It is like almost like, and in this region, fairies are known for their particular wing structure.
dan friesen
There's like flora and fauna descriptions of, okay.
jordan holmes
100% an anthropology textbook.
dan friesen
But of souls.
jordan holmes
Of souls and if it were real.
You know, like if this person is so convinced that what he is saying is just more like documenting the kingdom Freedom phyla of jinn versus genie versus, you know, all of that stuff.
dan friesen
As it relates to the sort of cataloging and description of souls.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
We all know what the compound noun is of a soul, right?
I mean, you know, there's like a murder of crows.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
There's a blessed union of souls.
jordan holmes
No, I don't believe.
Wait.
unidentified
She likes me for me!
dan friesen
That song, remember?
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
Oh no, is that the name of that song?
dan friesen
That was the band.
jordan holmes
Oh!
dan friesen
Yeah.
That song was called Hey Leonardo.
jordan holmes
Wait.
That was the name of the band?
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
I thought that was a one-hit wonder by, like, Bush?
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
What did I think it was?
unidentified
Bush?
jordan holmes
Not Bush, but you know what I mean.
One of those 90s.
Yeah, one of those 90s.
Some 41 or something like that.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
Very different category.
jordan holmes
Whatever.
dan friesen
They were pop punk.
Okay.
Bush was more like just on the end tip of grunge.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
But like a Jars of Clay version of Grunge.
dan friesen
Jars of Clay was rain, rain on my face.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Grace, or the flood.
jordan holmes
What's the Stacy's mom one?
dan friesen
That was Fountains of Wayne.
jordan holmes
Fountains of Wayne.
dan friesen
And that was later.
jordan holmes
In my head, they're all the same thing.
dan friesen
Blessed Union of Souls had the Hey Leonardo, she likes me for me song.
And then also, I believe that love is the answer.
unidentified
I believe love will find a way.
dan friesen
It's terrible.
That song was awful.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, you're not selling me on it.
dan friesen
Hey, Leonardo is pretty good.
Anyway, that's the compound noun of souls, and if this guy doesn't agree...
jordan holmes
Gotcha, gotcha.
I don't think he goes into the compound noun.
But there are a few threads throughout this interview that are happening at the same time and yet entirely unrelated.
First, before we get into too much, how about an out-of-context drop?
whitley strieber
How about it?
It felt like a woman to me.
dan friesen
Okay.
I assume he's talking souls.
jordan holmes
He is a person who, that was pulled from a commercial, which is him under hypnosis explaining how he was having a sexual encounter with an alien or a ghost or something along those lines.
Alright.
For me, it's just so funny when he goes...
I thought it was a woman.
dan friesen
Yeah, the sting is what's the best.
Yeah, that was a little bit dramatic.
jordan holmes
That's my favorite.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
So, today we're talking about Joshua Kutchen, Ecology of Souls, and I think Stryber introduces him best.
Go ahead and play that.
whitley strieber
He's written an amazing new book called Ecology of Souls.
He's the author of seven...
Critically acclaimed books, Trojan Feast, The Food and Drink Offerings of Aliens, Fairies, and Sasquatch, which we have talked about, The Brimstone Deceit, An In-Depth Examination of Supernatural Sense, Otherworldly Odors and Monstrous Miasmas.
Okay!
Thieves in the Night, History of Supernatural Child Abductions.
And where the footprints end, High Strangeness and the Bigfoot Phenomenon, all of them very cool, all of them loved by you.
I mean, we didn't talk about all of them, but the ones we talked about were loved by you.
You loved them.
Wow.
dan friesen
I mean, they do sound cool.
jordan holmes
People, one, loved them.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
People loved them.
dan friesen
But they didn't talk about all of them.
jordan holmes
They didn't talk about all of them, but people loved them.
And I don't know what it is about that one title that he just goes, Miles of Miasmas, okay!
dan friesen
He was pretty excited.
I also was pretty excited.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Of all of those books, the only one I want to read is the one about weird smells.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Otherworldly smells.
What are you talking about?
How does that work?
How does otherworldly smell show up?
I don't know.
That book I could not find.
dan friesen
I think olives might be otherworldly as a smell, because I love the smell of them.
Like, you open a jar of olives, but I hate olives.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
That's otherworldly to me.
That's bewitching.
jordan holmes
You think there's some sort of Mandela effect for you wherein somebody gave you the smell of olives in another universe?
dan friesen
Maybe not necessarily a Mandela effect, but there's some witchcraft involved.
It's otherworldly.
There's a rift.
You know?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
That sounds fair.
Any other smells you might think are otherworldly?
dan friesen
That's a great question.
Maybe like fresh cut grass.
But that's transcendent.
That's the different.
That's a different thing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
What about you?
You got any smells that come to mind?
jordan holmes
I mean, the first thing that comes to mind, but that's just because I'm a Doctor Who fan, is Petrichor.
Which is the smell of dirt after rain or something along those lines.
But it's very, very important to Doctor Who fans.
dan friesen
That's close to fresh cut grass.
unidentified
It seems, yeah.
dan friesen
Both are lawn adjacent.
jordan holmes
Pretty much.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Turns out we just want lawns.
jordan holmes
I think that's kind of...
We've been living in Chicago too long.
dan friesen
Fuck these apartments.
jordan holmes
We're living in...
dan friesen
I want the smells of a house.
jordan holmes
There's so much goddamn concrete.
dan friesen
I think...
I mean, it's impressive.
Anybody who's written more than one book of nonsense.
Yeah.
I'll tip my hat to that.
jordan holmes
I am going to tell you this.
This man is an impressive writer.
In some ways, he is an impressive writer to the point where if he were writing in...
If we existed in the universe...
Where what he's writing makes sense.
He would be like the pop historian.
He's like Barbara Tuckman of imaginary bullshit.
dan friesen
You know what?
Now that I'm thinking about it, I also want to hear about the food offerings of the fairies and wizards and Sasquatches.
I want to read that too.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Honestly, the book I read is fairly interesting.
dan friesen
I mean, it's got to be like what?
The food offerings would be stuff like Ambrosia?
jordan holmes
You know, he's a classics guy.
Everything that he does, and the reason that...
dan friesen
When you say classics, you don't mean in terms of the academia, like Greek and Roman history?
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
He's a legit classics guy.
dan friesen
And that intersects with fairies and the foods they want to...
jordan holmes
And he's not talking about fairies as just like the Dickensian fairies or whatever it is you want to go on there.
He's talking more like...
Everything from human history that might resemble a fairy falls under the classification fairy.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Therefore, you can go from region to region, almost anthropologically saying, in this area, fairies are fed berries on the top.
whitley strieber
Fairy berries.
jordan holmes
Fairy berries!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Merry berries, fairy berries is one of my favorite British cooking shows.
So, he's kind of got that, and that's why people love him in this world, is because...
Everything he writes is exhaustively...
Ridiculously referenced.
His bibliography for The Ecology of Souls runs 160 some odd pages.
dan friesen
Too much.
jordan holmes
Too much.
And it's all pretend.
It's all bullshit.
What he references is anywhere from like a scientific paper from the 1800s to a poem to fucking cave paintings just being like, see?
Cave paintings.
Proved it.
dan friesen
I bet it's also like three of those pages are just ibid.
jordan holmes
Oh no, man.
I'm telling you.
It's exhaustive.
dan friesen
Ugh.
jordan holmes
It's crazy.
dan friesen
I'm exhausted.
jordan holmes
So, Stryber starts out the way anybody, any good interviewer would.
Let's get some background information.
whitley strieber
Sure.
jordan holmes
And I think this is the start of one of our threads, which is Stryber's interview style.
whitley strieber
Okay.
Joshua has been at all...
Where do you actually come from, though?
Your...
unidentified
Your...
whitley strieber
This curriculum vitae on your website, which is joshuacutchen.com, by the way, doesn't really tell us much about you.
It tells about what you've done, but tell us more about who you are.
You're a musician, among other things.
joshua cutchin
Well, I suppose that the simplest thing right away is to see that I'm sitting here in Georgia wearing a Wisconsin sweatshirt, and I'm from North Carolina, so that gives you sort of a thumbnail.
whitley strieber
Oh, that makes it simple.
Now we understand exactly where you're coming from.
dan friesen
That's fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, you just said some nonsense.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
He's pretty funny about it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So you've lived places.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
But to be fair, like...
Whitley did say, like, where are you from?
Totally.
So that is not as much of a non-sequitur answer, but it doesn't really tell us much about this person other than he's moved.
jordan holmes
I guess what he's trying to say is, like, I'm a little from everywhere in the South, I suppose.
But, again, that's not really answering the question.
dan friesen
Wait, is Wisconsin in the...
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
In the South?
jordan holmes
Oh, man, whatever.
I'm having a day.
dan friesen
North Dakota?
jordan holmes
North Dakota?
dan friesen
Or did you say North Carolina?
jordan holmes
No, he said North Carolina.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Because he's Georgia, Wisconsin, North Carolina.
That's what it was.
dan friesen
You know what, though?
That's debatably the South.
jordan holmes
Wisconsin?
dan friesen
No, North Carolina.
South Carolina, for sure.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
North Carolina, debatable.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Wisconsin, definitely not.
jordan holmes
Definitely not.
So, yeah.
He is not getting too much information.
To give you an idea of what Joshua looks like, you know, he's a pretty large dude.
He's six foot three.
He's a hefty man.
Pretty bald with a neck beard.
Like, no mustache.
Just all around the neck.
dan friesen
That's not far off from a look that I might have been pulling at some points in high school.
Because I did shave my head periodically and I had an Amish beard.
You know, I had the trying to connect with my Mennonite roots.
It's not a good look when you're doing it intentionally, but if you're, you know, an older person.
jordan holmes
It's not a problem, but it's not attractive.
dan friesen
Not for a 15-year-old.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
And so we'll continue on.
He'll tell us a little bit more.
joshua cutchin
Yes, sir.
So I was raised in North Carolina, about 20 minutes north of Charlotte, and I went to undergraduate at the University of Wisconsin.
For music performance, I came down to the University of Georgia where I got a master's in music literature and a master's in journalism.
And, you know, big cities have a certain gravity and they sort of pull you in over time.
So I'm getting closer and closer to Atlanta.
I might have to achieve escape velocity at some point, but right now I'm in the Marietta area.
whitley strieber
Okay, well that didn't tell us much either.
dan friesen
Sure.
I relate to this.
Whitley's charming me a little bit.
jordan holmes
He's got a certain style.
As long as, I mean, again, I try not to look into either of these guys too much beyond this episode.
dan friesen
This is kind of gaslighting, though, because he did ask him where he's from, and he's talking about geographical stuff, which is in response to the question.
It's just like, I don't know.
Maybe I'm not charmed.
jordan holmes
Here's what I'm thinking.
As far as this goes, I think what Whitley is looking for is more of a supernatural answer.
dan friesen
I think it's more based on just what we've heard so far.
I don't know anything about this.
It feels more like the where are you from is like, it should be, it's like, where are you from emotionally?
Where are you from?
What's your lineage through this bullshit as opposed to geographical locations you stopped at and how you're afraid you might end up in Atlanta?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
There's worse fates than ending up in Atlanta.
jordan holmes
I mean, I don't know why Marietta's better than Atlanta.
dan friesen
It's got a certain charm.
jordan holmes
I'm not saying it doesn't.
I'm just saying I don't know why it's better.
dan friesen
I've never been.
I'm just talking out of my ass.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, it's fair.
So, what caught my ear is he is a musician who has a master's in music literature.
So, I wanted to see what was going on.
My man plays the...
Funk Tuba!
dan friesen
Oh, okay.
unidentified
Oh, hell yeah.
dan friesen
That was not what I expected.
jordan holmes
Nope, you were not expecting that.
Go ahead and play...
dan friesen
Because this is on one of these types of shows, I was assuming, like, he has a master's in theremin or something like that.
jordan holmes
Nope.
Go ahead and play TBS for me.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Tuba Solo.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Was he doing the Duke of Earl there?
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
It kind of had a Duke of Earl.
jordan holmes
It was very much...
dan friesen
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
It had that kind of progression to it.
jordan holmes
That was...
I liked that one in particular because, one, the video on YouTube is just a close-up of him and his tuba, like, right on his face, and then the tuba, and then attached to the tuba is a cup holder with a full beer in it.
whitley strieber
Hell yeah.
jordan holmes
Which is like, hell yeah, man.
And two...
The whole performance is there.
Everybody in the band gets their own solo, and that's why I played that audio just a little bit beforehand, because when it comes to his solo, he went into the audio on the video, cut it out, and edited it so he would be...
And I respect that!
I like that!
That's his solo!
dan friesen
And this might also answer the question of the no mustache.
Mouthpiece chafing can be difficult on a tuba.
jordan holmes
You know, you're not wrong.
I had not considered that.
dan friesen
I mean, I played a French horn, and I remember there being some difficulties with the...
You know, in the mouth.
jordan holmes
I had not considered that.
That's a good point.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Anyways, this dude's a marching band nerd, if I ever heard one.
dan friesen
It does seem like it's tough to play the tuba and not be.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And that is why, again, I feel like I'm fairly confident we're not in racist territory here.
I don't know why, but I feel like...
You can't be a racist tuba player.
You just can't be in a band playing the tuba and be a racist at the same time.
dan friesen
I legitimately have no counterexamples, but I strongly disagree with you.
I think it wouldn't be too hard to find a racist tuba player.
jordan holmes
Listen, I get it.
The Klan has tuba players too.
That's fair.
You're right.
I don't think they're tuba players in the soul, though.
They can't play funk tuba.
dan friesen
It's tough to play the tuba with a hood.
Mouthpiece is much more difficult even than a mustache.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's way worse than a mustache.
Okay, so anyways, Stryber is going to continue his investigation here, and he's going to keep telling us a little bit more about his background, Joshua, and where he comes from.
whitley strieber
What the heck are you doing writing things about?
A new mythology of death and the paranormal, for example.
dan friesen
I read you.
whitley strieber
I didn't hear anything in any of this that tells me why you do what you do.
And not only that, you're brilliant.
I mean, these books are phenomenal.
dan friesen
Whitley's telling on himself here.
He's clearly never been to Wisconsin.
Everyone there is into the new ideology of death or whatever the fuck he's talking about.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
That is what the ecology of souls is.
It's a new mythology of death.
dan friesen
Interesting.
unidentified
Yeah, yep.
dan friesen
That's...
Pretty heady.
jordan holmes
Now, another reason why Stryber might think he is very, very brilliant is because Stryber is referenced a lot in these books.
dan friesen
Ah, okay, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he features in the bibliography quite a bit.
dan friesen
Good way to get a good review.
jordan holmes
That's a good way to get a good review of your book.
Oh, man, I loved that book, especially the part where I'm in it a bunch.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I think you hear why I love Stryber's interview style.
Just so, just so.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What?
What the heck are you doing?
dan friesen
It has the feeling of being rude unless they're friends, and that makes you assume that they're friends when they may not be.
Yeah, exactly.
It's an interesting vibe.
Maybe his status is just so high in the weirdo community that he can pull whatever shit he wants.
jordan holmes
I mean, it feels like that's what he does.
He just says whatever he's thinking.
dan friesen
Also, he's got to be pretty old.
jordan holmes
Oh, he's very old.
dan friesen
Yeah, because I thought he would be dead.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's very, very old.
dan friesen
I thought maybe he died in the 90s, quite frankly.
Like an Art Bell type.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Art Bell didn't die in the 90s, though, did he?
I can't remember when that was.
jordan holmes
Yeah, me neither.
But yeah, that's...
Well, I mean, also, that's why his questions take a little bit longer to get going.
It takes a little bit while...
It takes a while for the ball to start rolling down the hill, you know?
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
jordan holmes
So, yeah.
What's going on in this book is it's a little bit like John Hodgman's book.
Do you remember?
dan friesen
The mole people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the facts about the mole people or something like that.
dan friesen
The hobo signs.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
The list of hobo names.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
It's a little bit like that, but if John Hodgman was telling you confidently, this is a real book I am describing to you.
So yeah, it keeps going on.
Go ahead and play the next one.
joshua cutchin
Well, that's very kind of you, I guess.
whitley strieber
He's so shy, but he knows it's true.
joshua cutchin
Well, that's very kind of you.
I just kept on wanting to interject that I guess I read too many books by this Streber guy, and that sort of put me off on this path.
whitley strieber
Oh, boy.
Yeah, I'm a real thorn in the side of the ordinary world.
I don't belong here.
And I think you write about people who don't belong here and creatures who don't belong here, too.
In fact, if I'm not correct...
Where are we in here?
Let's just jump in here, okay?
There's a lot of cool stuff in this book about fairy folks, the ecology of souls, and we're going to talk about this huge idea, a new mythology of death in the paranormal, because that's the subtitle of the book, over the course of the interview.
But let's talk first about the theories of the others.
Because, you know, I mean, I've had them around in my life, most of my life, and a lot of my listeners have too.
A lot of people have.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
dan friesen
I looked it up during that clip.
He's only 77. Really?
Yeah, I thought he would be older.
I thought he'd be in his 90s or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was expecting, if you see him, if you look at him, He looks great for 77. Sure.
Wait, no, I mean, he looks great for...
I mean, he looks very bad for 77. I got that wrong.
He looks very bad for 77. Right.
He looks good for 90. He looks good for 90. That's what I was trying to say.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's weird.
It's a strange thing where you have, like, these people slotted into various places in your brain, and, like, I was...
I knew that name and I was almost certain he was ancient.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, it is like stuff that's old when you're young as you get older seems twice as old as it was.
You know, like if your dad read it, you know, even he was only 30 years older than you, you feel like it was 100 years.
dan friesen
At the same time, I mean, Barbara Walters just passed and she was in her 90s.
jordan holmes
She was 90 something?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I think what we're describing is that we don't know how old each individual celebrity may or may not be.
dan friesen
That's true.
I need to make flashcards.
That's a good point.
jordan holmes
We need to practice on this.
We've got to memorize all this stuff.
dan friesen
So the fairy folk are involved.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's talking about the fairies.
I mean, I'll say he starts a chapter like this with this sentence.
There are also physical fairy doubles.
whitley strieber
Whoa.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
jordan holmes
Period, as though that's something that you can just say.
dan friesen
That's the beginning of a chapter?
jordan holmes
That's the first sentence.
dan friesen
That's not a great first sentence.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
Too short.
Using also in the first sentence of a chapter, probably gauche.
jordan holmes
Not good.
dan friesen
What is a physical...
Is it like...
Okay, so I'm guessing that fairies are not physical beings.
They're kind of ethereal, ghost-like creatures or something.
And then there are also doubles.
They can take physical form?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or do only some take physical form?
jordan holmes
I'm gonna cut you off here.
dan friesen
Okay.
Too many questions popping up.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
There are also fairy doubles.
The also refers to there are human doubles.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
There are space doubles.
There's just doubles of everything.
dan friesen
Well, how else are you gonna play tennis?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
So there's two things that exist side by side, is what he tries to get through with his main thesis.
dan friesen
Does that...
I mean, does that just mean twins?
jordan holmes
A little bit, yeah.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
But like, you know, it's a little bit like parallel universe kind of stuff.
You know, you got another one of you!
dan friesen
In another universe that we can never access and may not be...
jordan holmes
No, he's right here.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
But you can't see him.
unidentified
Ah!
jordan holmes
But if you're in that universe that he lives in, then you could.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Where are you from?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
I'm wearing a t-shirt from Wisconsin.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
So what Cutchin is doing is trying to create a grand field theory of pretend.
He's trying to, and what he does is he takes from everything.
And I mean everything he can.
He pulls from, you know, Greek mythology.
He pulls from the Christianity, Abrahamic religion kind of thing.
He pulls from Eastern philosophies.
And he's trying to put all of this stuff together into one thing.
Right?
dan friesen
That's not gonna work.
jordan holmes
It's tough to do.
dan friesen
Yep.
I just know that this has been tried before.
It doesn't work.
You just anger people.
jordan holmes
He's doing his best.
Yeah, go ahead and keep going.
whitley strieber
It's incredible.
What a masterpiece, frankly.
I mean, it's really something.
It really is.
joshua cutchin
Thank you so much.
It sort of evolved into a snapshot of how I think about these things and how I sort of make them all fit together because I am in a lot of ways what might be termed a Pan-paranormalist or something like that.
I want to see how the fairy stuff fits in with the cryptid stuff, and I want to see how NDEs fit into the UFO experience.
A lot of these observations have been made.
You've got Eddie Bullard, who drew a lot of similarities between shamanic initiations and the UFO contact experience.
You've got Kenneth Ring, obviously, whom you worked with quite a bit, drawing the connections between near-death experiences and the UFO contact experience.
It just seems like every contact modality has the vestiges of the same shared attributes, regardless of where it is.
dan friesen
I mean, it makes a good point.
I mean, in as much as, like, if we're all going to do all this pretend stuff, or we're going to have all these ideas, they do have to exist in the same universe.
You know, like, so what is it?
Is there something that supervenes upon ghosts and fairies and Squatch and all this?
Is there some kind of a, like, unknown universe law or something that explains this kind of stuff?
I mean, there would have to be.
jordan holmes
Right!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Right.
What's crazy about him?
dan friesen
It's big picture thinking.
jordan holmes
What's crazy about, no, and I read his book, what's crazy about him is that he's kind of got a good thought process insofar as where he's trying to take this.
So his philosophy is this, something along the lines of, if any of these religions are true, right, then there's a chance that any of them are true.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
So either they're all true, We're all possibly true, or none of them are.
Because if a religion is possible, if magic is possible, then all bets are off, all magic is possible.
You see, that's his thought process.
dan friesen
Right.
It seems like if there is one magician, there is potentially tons.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
But, at the same time, if there's one magician, it's possible there's only one magician.
jordan holmes
Totally.
But, he's saying, no it's not.
Alright.
That's his argument.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it is an interesting line of thought.
I don't foresee him coming to any good conclusions, necessarily, but...
I think it's an interesting thought.
jordan holmes
Well, the conclusion that he comes to is, you know, after he goes through all of his talking, whereas you or I would look through all of this and see, like, okay, well, you see this thing.
This isn't real.
We've proved that that's not real.
This thing, we've proved that's not real.
We've proved so much of this shit isn't real.
So by your line of thought, I'm just going to go ahead and say that none of it's real, right?
And he goes, you can't prove it.
It's all real!
Which is a little bit different.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a problem.
jordan holmes
That's a bit of a problem.
That's where it goes.
On the other hand, though, it's so well-researched.
It's so down to...
And let me try and give you an idea of some of the things that he'll do.
He does a couple of academic tricks, which are fun.
dan friesen
Well, he uses big words.
I heard that already.
jordan holmes
That's one of the big ones.
That's one of the big ones, of course.
But he uses his references very deceptively.
So I'll give you, oh man, listen to this overwrought prose.
Typically red-eyed from her continual crying, the banshee appears as a woman with long hair in a green dress under a gray cloak, though others clad her in white.
The color of bloodless corpses and ghosts, or Greek spirits who appeared pallid because they were deprived of the sun.
She loves brushing her hair and is considered very dangerous even today to pick up a stray comb you find laying on the ground in case it belongs to the fairy woman.
dan friesen
The banshee fairy woman?
jordan holmes
Yes!
dan friesen
Who's crying all the time?
jordan holmes
Yes!
dan friesen
Man, maybe she just needs a friend.
jordan holmes
Okay, now, he's got three quotes in there, and three references for those quotes.
Each one has their own reference.
Now, one of the references comes after, or one of the citations comes after clad her in white.
Quote, quote, the color of bloodless corpses and ghosts is a citation from that.
But it makes it look...
Visually, like he's citing the typically red-eyed from her continual crying, the Banshee Appears line, making it sound like he's backed up the most insane part of that.
dan friesen
What, the part that she's always crying?
jordan holmes
That she exists at all!
And that she's always crying.
All of these things are crazy.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
By referencing a different way of describing something as white.
dan friesen
Oh, wait, the citation is like to a thesaurus?
jordan holmes
You betcha.
It's just the clad her in white part.
dan friesen
That's no good.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen
I do think...
Okay, so just from...
The perspective...
I don't know.
I feel like that description of a banshee does the banshee dirty a little bit.
jordan holmes
Well, you saw there's four descriptions of a banshee in that one thing.
dan friesen
But they're all accurate.
jordan holmes
Sure, exactly.
That's the problem.
Again, if one of them's real, they're all real.
dan friesen
Sometimes red, sometimes white, dressed.
jordan holmes
Sometimes gray.
dan friesen
Always crying.
jordan holmes
Greek.
dan friesen
Pallid.
Lads to brush hair.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Don't pick up a comb.
All of these things are in one...
Paragraph that has multiple citations to things that have nothing to do with proving that it's real.
dan friesen
Is the advice that, like, if you see a comb, don't touch it?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
It's good advice.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
The weird part is that to this day, like, hey, man.
To this day, that's still real.
Like, we haven't aged out of this.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Not like an anthropologist being like, this belief still persists to this day.
dan friesen
I thought the banshee was like, it yelled and it hurt you with noise.
jordan holmes
Well, that's one type of banshee.
dan friesen
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
From this region.
The Banshees are well known for their blah blah blah.
dan friesen
They're silent.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I thought that was like the defining characteristic.
That's the one thing people know about.
And maybe that's because of the Marvel character Banshee.
jordan holmes
Well, that could be.
I mean, I feel like Banshee is a fairly...
dan friesen
Screaming like a Banshee is kind of an expression.
jordan holmes
It's in the Monster's Manual.
Dungeons& Dragons style.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
If Gygax put it in a Monster's Manual, it's pretty set in stone.
dan friesen
What colored clothes does the Banshee have in the Gygax Manual?
Tattered.
jordan holmes
Tattered.
whitley strieber
All right.
dan friesen
Someone tell Josh.
jordan holmes
I don't think the color is standardized, but the tatters are.
Is she crying?
What did you do to her?
dan friesen
See, that's what I want to know.
Well, who wronged the Banshee?
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, everybody did.
dan friesen
We all share the blame.
jordan holmes
So we get into twin tracks here.
This is where Kutchen and Strieber kind of start branching on separate pathways.
Kutchen's going to start talking about his book.
And Stryber has a story to tell.
So I think you're going to see these start to play out over this next couple stretch.
joshua cutchin
The afterlife isn't some sort of realm where time is held in stasis and you just get to be amongst everyone who's passed on.
There are ideas in older cosmologies, especially from Egypt or ancient imperial China, that the afterlife was, again, a mirror version of this world where According to that, you would have to get up and work, and there might be technological process that happens on the other side of this veil, just as there's technological progress that happens on this side of that as well.
Egyptian farmers would have to get up and plow their fields and worship all the same gods, and basically life just continued.
So once you take that little tidbit of information and you frame it within some...
So speculation in ufology, which has been around for quite some time, that this is literally afterlife technology, it starts to get really bizarre.
dan friesen
That sucks.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
He bums me out.
If there is an afterlife that is eternal and you still have to have a job, fuck.
jordan holmes
The worst.
dan friesen
I mean, I like podcasting.
I enjoy this, but I still don't want to do this for eternity.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Absolutely.
I have no idea why anybody wants eternity.
That's the worst idea to me.
dan friesen
It seems tough.
There's no end to it.
jordan holmes
Now, what that did, though, is that got Stryber a little bit excited, because he started talking about technology from the other side, from the afterlife, okay?
dan friesen
Like a rake.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Or a sickle for the farmer.
jordan holmes
Well, a little bit different, because Stryber is fairly convinced that his cochlear implant was brought over from the other side.
It is technology from the Deadlands.
dan friesen
This makes sense.
jordan holmes
And he is going to start telling us a little bit about it.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
Sounds good.
jordan holmes
We'll see what happens.
whitley strieber
Well, I think it must, because I was certainly convinced that that was exactly...
I mean, that's what he said, what the man said.
But you know something fascinating about that man?
And folks, those of you who don't know this story...
jordan holmes
Real quick, this is a long clip, so you can cut in at any time.
This story meanders.
dan friesen
Well, sure, but that makes it all the more important for me to pay attention, because I've got to track these dumb thoughts.
jordan holmes
You're going to enjoy it.
dan friesen
Also...
Don't you have some experience in the world of cochlear-type implants and hearing aids and stuff?
jordan holmes
Not from the damned.
dan friesen
Are you sure?
jordan holmes
I'm positive.
100% sure they have not been brought over from the other side.
dan friesen
See, but, I mean, you were involved in that industry.
This sounds like a cover-up, honestly.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, actually, I was in the hearing aid part.
I wasn't in the cochlear implant part, so I only know that hearing aids, thoroughly earthbound.
dan friesen
See?
You don't have any grounds to talk about this.
jordan holmes
You know what?
You're right.
You're right.
All of my expertise out the window.
whitley strieber
But there was a doctor who was keen to get it x-rayed, and he was on his way to asking me to get it removed.
There was a removal attempt years ago that failed, fortunately.
But in any case, I wasn't going to get it removed, but whoever was involved with it did not necessarily.
dan friesen
Real quick, when he says it, is it like a tumor or something?
jordan holmes
No, just a cochlear implant.
He's a dead cochlear.
dan friesen
I didn't know what the it was.
jordan holmes
It's his other side technology.
whitley strieber
They wanted to reinforce the importance of leaving it in.
Let me put it that way.
So a couple of nights before the CAT scan was set up, I had a visit from...
Two men, one of whom I know.
And I say I know him because I've seen him three or four times in my life.
I've seen him when he was a boy.
I had seen him when I went out to the desert one night to spend just the time completely alone out in the desert.
And then I've seen him this additional time.
And he proceeded to explain it all to me.
To explain the Constantine Rodeve story and everything, then said that it basically had been its technology, as Joshua just said, from the other side.
But here's an interesting kicker.
The man is identical to a man I know well in this world who has no idea.
I'm going to tell him.
In fact, we're going to have lunch later today.
And I'm going to tell him this story for the first time.
dan friesen
He's going to love it.
whitley strieber
He also is...
jordan holmes
I love this story.
I'm sorry.
whitley strieber
...to one of the strangest things that has ever happened in my life and in his.
jordan holmes
He doesn't know about it, though.
He's never heard this story.
whitley strieber
...to a visitor years and years ago.
I don't have those now, fortunately.
I'm not the type.
unidentified
Anyway, I...
whitley strieber
The room was filled with people.
It was a room in the cabin where it happened and it was filled with people.
One of whom I knew.
And he was an intelligence officer whom I've known for a long time.
And I filed that away.
I didn't...
Not important yet.
Didn't think anything more of it.
I never told a soul the name.
Not my wife.
Not anyone.
I've never spoken it.
Fast forward 30 years.
dan friesen
No, I won't.
whitley strieber
I meet this man that I've just been talking about, the normal human part of it.
And he proceeds to tell me of his encounter experience, which is total blackness.
He doesn't remember anything about it except it happened, and he was reading a detective novel.
He was a boy when it happened.
I met him when he was a boy, too, or a version of him.
And he came away from the experience, he said, with only one thing.
He had been remembered that he had been told to underline a name in a detective novel he was reading, and he was told that this person knew something that he had been told never to discuss with anybody ever.
The name in the detective novel was the name of the guy who witnessed that sexual encounter with a visitor.
jordan holmes
You were so ready to respond!
You were not ready for the kicker!
You weren't ready!
dan friesen
I will say, for about the last minute of that clip, people can't see this, but I was waving a pen in the air, like, ha-ha!
Ha-ha!
And then, yeah, you really hit me at the end.
Now I don't know what's going on.
Because here is what I was thinking.
I was like, I get it.
whitley strieber
I get it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because here's what I get.
This guy is like, he saw this guy as a kid because he, the other guy, the kid, was having a visitation from aliens and all he had was blackness.
And so he doesn't know anything.
And that was because the aliens were using him to visit Whitley.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I got it.
jordan holmes
I got it.
Yes, you got the story.
You got the story.
dan friesen
But then the sexual encounter and the name in the detective book, I kind of lost track of that.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
The only name that he underlined in the book.
jordan holmes
That man!
dan friesen
Hercule Poirot.
jordan holmes
And that's the man who witnessed my sexual encounter with the other.
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Wait, why was someone watching him fucking alien?
jordan holmes
That is unknown.
This is part of a story that he's told plenty of times.
He must have.
But for me, I enjoy the mystery.
dan friesen
So I'm trying to put together...
The totality of this.
So he's been visited by this person three times in his life or so.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And this person looks identical to somebody that he knows in his real life who he's going to have lunch with.
jordan holmes
Correct.
dan friesen
And this guy, when he was a kid, had a visitation and it was all just darkness.
Correct.
And that was because his body was being used to visit Whitley.
jordan holmes
Fast forward.
dan friesen
30 years.
jordan holmes
30 years.
dan friesen
Now this guy had underlined a name in a detective book.
Because it was the name of somebody who had watched Whitley fuck a ghost.
jordan holmes
Yes!
That is correct.
That is the story.
dan friesen
Did they talk about this at lunch?
jordan holmes
You know what?
unidentified
Let's hear Cutch's response to this real quick.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It seems like quite a challenge.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Let me give you the full response.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
But that's the one that makes the most sense.
He's going to say more words, but that's his response.
dan friesen
Fair enough.
whitley strieber
Yeah.
joshua cutchin
It's like these little mystery boxes that get developed.
whitley strieber
I'm hoping you'll tell me a little bit about the relationship between the guy who I know and who has absolutely no idea of any of the other meetings I've had with him or his doppelganger or whatever.
What is going on here?
What are these two people?
This really relates to your book.
jordan holmes
It does not relate to his book whatsoever.
dan friesen
But if his book is like this sort of pan idea of...
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Then it does.
jordan holmes
It does.
dan friesen
Everything relates to his book.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
That's the problem.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
You can hear Cutch and be like, well, you know, there's stuff inside of stuff and this isn't what I'm supposed to be here for.
And he's like, screw you!
We're talking about this guy now!
dan friesen
Whitley is just like, does this guy who I know in the real world have blackmail on me from watching me fuck a ghost?
jordan holmes
100%.
This is what we are...
dan friesen
Should I be worried about him having leverage?
unidentified
He seems really concerned.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
It is going to go on.
He is focused.
Again, this is another long clip, so stop whatever you want.
dan friesen
I'm glad for it, though, because I do need context.
jordan holmes
I know.
joshua cutchin
Often been tied to all manner of phenomena, and it seems like something like that might be what...
Was going on in that scenario that you outlined, that a part of this individual may be even displaced from time, for all I know, because I think that time plays some sort of component in a lot of these experiences.
But a part of this individual was able to sort of wander off on its own and obtain this other information that he normally wouldn't have had access to.
whitley strieber
I don't know.
When I first saw him, he was a boy.
He was about 13. I encountered him at a baseball game.
And he was sitting with a gentleman from the Department of Defense, whom I knew, who interfaced with the tall blonde people of legend out in Boulder, Colorado.
They're gone now.
They're not there anymore, and that's all shut down.
But in those days, it was very active.
And I was rather surprised to see him.
And I assume he was with three children, and I assume these children were something special because he wouldn't have been with them otherwise.
And it was quite clear after a couple of moments at the baseball game, I was ended up seemingly randomly ticketed sitting beside them, but there was nothing random about it, I'm sure.
They could read my mind.
They were good readers, the kids.
And so I figured whatever is going on here, I don't want to interface with him directly because there's all kinds of problems that I'm with the Greys and he's with the Vons.
You cannot imagine.
Believe me, it's a path that you don't want to go down if you're as deeply enmeshed in this as I am.
I didn't say anything to him and they left after a little while.
But boy!
unidentified
You talk out here about fairy births.
whitley strieber
Fairy births.
dan friesen
He has a, I don't want to call it a talent, but a penchant for switching topics pretty fast.
That story didn't help me.
I'll be honest.
jordan holmes
I mean, from what I can take away from that story, here's what's going on, alright?
He went to a baseball game, and this guy was sitting next to him with his kids.
And his kids, the guy's kids were talking to him and it sounded like they knew exactly what he was thinking.
dan friesen
Right, they were good readers.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Above their grade level.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
But he wouldn't talk to their dad because their dad is allied with the tall blonde people.
dan friesen
Right, and he's with the grays.
jordan holmes
And he's with the grays.
dan friesen
You don't want to be caught set tripping.
jordan holmes
Of course not.
No, you don't want to be caught in between those two.
No, no, no.
That's just a, you know.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But they're still, they're not the big...
Fight.
You know, they can still be friendly enough to watch a baseball game in silence.
unidentified
What age is he?
dan friesen
Because I assumed that this guy who he's going to have lunch with and himself were of similar ages.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so he would be a kid at that point too, right?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So why does he know the DOD agent who's talking to the kid if Whitley himself is a kid?
jordan holmes
See, now that's a problem that I'm having too.
dan friesen
But maybe he's an adult.
jordan holmes
I think he's an adult in this story.
dan friesen
Maybe he's a bit older than this lunch partner.
jordan holmes
I think in this situation, he's an old man himself.
This is in the past couple of years or so, this story.
So he's still in his mid-70s, and this friend is like...
50s or so.
dan friesen
Right, but then he shows up as a kid?
jordan holmes
Well, that's when he saw him in his dreams as a kid.
dan friesen
How does he know what he looked like as a kid?
jordan holmes
That's the thing.
dan friesen
I don't know what you look like as a kid.
jordan holmes
He was about 13. He knows that he was about 13, and it seems like he was the kid.
Yep.
dan friesen
A lot of holes in this story.
jordan holmes
There are quite a few.
whitley strieber
A lot of holes.
jordan holmes
This next part is just funny.
I just love this part.
whitley strieber
Okay.
Oh.
Another thing I wanted to ask you so badly, it's just driving me crazy.
The ferries, they're adverse to iron.
My cabin is over one of the largest seams of iron on planet Earth.
The Iron Mountain record storage facility is drilled into it about 20 miles north of the cabin.
The whole place is magnetic.
joshua cutchin
Yeah, it's interesting because...
dan friesen
I think that...
Here's the only thing I think here.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Fairy and ferrum.
You know, the Latin word for iron.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
That's kind of what I'm thinking is at play here.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
What's funny to me is that was not a question.
That was him just telling him that he lives on a bunch of iron.
dan friesen
Well, he's opening up the question of what's the deal with fairies being averse to iron?
jordan holmes
I mean, I don't know if he is.
I think he might be asking if fairies will still come to his place if he lives on top of all this iron.
dan friesen
I would say not, based on the available information.
jordan holmes
From what I can tell.
dan friesen
Steer clear of Iron Mountain.
jordan holmes
Yep.
It must be.
dan friesen
It is just...
Ferrum, though, right?
I mean, that's just the whole thing that's going on here.
jordan holmes
That's the whole connection.
dan friesen
Words sound similar.
jordan holmes
You got it.
dan friesen
Homophones.
jordan holmes
That's pretty much it.
Yep, so something we know and love about Alex is his ability to go to ad breaks.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's the best.
jordan holmes
Best of the business.
He's amazing.
Let's see how Whitley compares to that.
whitley strieber
Well, I feel like I was brought here to do a job and...
It never occurred to anyone involved that there's such a thing as a vacation, so here I am.
Anyway, I forgot the first break completely.
You'll be delighted to know Free Dreamlanders, so I might blast you more with a little banner saying to please subscribe, which you will not do, but that's okay.
Here, let's do a break now.
Here's a break, and it'll probably be the only break in the show, darn it.
Okay, here we go.
Free Dreamlanders, goodbye for a few minutes.
Watch these things, and then we'll be back with Joshua Kutchen, The Ecology of Souls, and his website is joshuakutchen.com.
dan friesen
I think he's depressed.
unidentified
I think Whitley Stryper is not doing well.
dan friesen
That sounded sad.
jordan holmes
Which you won't do.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Certainly not now.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely.
Not after that, bitch.
dan friesen
I was thinking about it.
jordan holmes
I'll put the thing up to tell you to subscribe, but you're not fucking going to, goddammit.
I don't even care.
dan friesen
The weirdest thing is that I saw a child who was Whitley, and he told me to subscribe.
unidentified
Oh, no!
jordan holmes
Oh, that was cut to 30 years later.
dan friesen
Yeah, I'm watching him fuck a ghost.
jordan holmes
That's the part that you just can't ever get past.
That's the end of that story.
So the break is just a commercial for his documentary about how he was under automatic writing, hypnosis kind of thing.
And he's telling the story of how he had sex with an alien or whatever it is.
dan friesen
Boy, that seems really primary.
Seems like a much bigger...
jordan holmes
What's great about it is it's just sleep paralysis.
It's so obviously just sleep paralysis.
They're even just going through like the symptoms.
dan friesen
Pressure under the chest.
jordan holmes
Everything.
Everything about it is just sleep paralysis.
And it's intercut with these lifetime style recreations.
So there's plenty of like...
Like that just...
Oh, so it's so funny.
dan friesen
Sound effect work.
jordan holmes
So funny, yeah.
And then as we come back to break, I want you to hear this because this is bananas to me.
whitley strieber
Have you ever read Communion?
Or have you never read Communion?
It's out in a new edition.
Very powerful.
A subtly new cover that reflects the fact that the visitors are now looking back at us because they truly are.
You can get it from the unknowncountry.com store.
As a Kindle?
As a beautiful, sumptuous paperback?
Or as an unabridged audiobook read by me?
No!
It's the first time in the whole life of communion that it has been read in full in audio format, and believe you me, I felt that reading.
I put my life, my memories into it, and I trust you can hear it in the voice.
I sure felt it while I was reading.
So get Communion.
Listen to it.
Read it.
Communion is of central importance to all of our lives.
We're talking to Joshua Cutts.
jordan holmes
That was a live read!
dan friesen
No, I think it wasn't.
unidentified
That was a live read!
dan friesen
I heard the audio change a tiny bit.
There.
I don't think it was.
jordan holmes
I think it was.
dan friesen
I mean, it's possible, but I think there's a chance that that was proven for you.
jordan holmes
I feel like it was a live read.
dan friesen
If it was, I pity Josh.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
Because that's uncomfortable.
jordan holmes
That was real creepy.
dan friesen
So I'm looking this up here, and Communion came out in 1987.
So for the...
jordan holmes
Year I was born.
dan friesen
Hey, happy birthday.
jordan holmes
Holy shit.
dan friesen
So for however many years that is, 30-something years, right?
There's been no demand for an audiobook.
jordan holmes
36 years, not one time has it been read on audio.
unidentified
Zero people have been like, hold on, you've got to get an audiobook out there!
jordan holmes
We need this, come on, we need this now!
dan friesen
We need a sumptuous audiobook.
jordan holmes
The publisher wasn't like, hey man, while we're at it, we're going to reprint it, how about you do an audiobook for 35 years or whatever?
dan friesen
I don't want it.
Also, I mean, look...
I don't know.
He must have an audience or a fan base, but I think it's not a selling point that he read it.
jordan holmes
I know!
I agree!
dan friesen
I think anybody else reading it...
jordan holmes
Especially if he read it in that voice!
That weird NPR Garrison Keillor but creepy voice!
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, there's a menace in that.
jordan holmes
If you've ever read it...
unidentified
Or if you've never read it...
jordan holmes
I'm going to skip over the next little chunk because they start talking about drugs and DMT and they start talking about otherworldly experiences and then about...
dan friesen
And then Whitley Stryber's like, hey, have you ever listened to Rogan?
jordan holmes
No!
No!
Here's the worst part.
Then after like five, ten minutes of talking, both of them go, I've never done any hallucinogenics at all.
None!
What?
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen
That's not appropriate.
jordan holmes
Not appropriate.
So, we're going to skip over that chunk.
dan friesen
Here's what I imagine it's like.
jordan holmes
We're going to skip over that chunk, and then we'll catch up after they pretend that drugs are bad, or whatever.
whitley strieber
Tell us about the symbolism.
joshua cutchin
Well, you know, you've got a lot of these different figures throughout a lot of different cultures that are called psychopomps.
And if you're not familiar with that term...
You are just through cultural osmosis.
We think of, you know, some of the celebrities would be like the Grim Reaper or the Angel of Death or Anubis in Egypt or Hermes in Greece, Odin or Valkyries in some Norse mythologies.
But these are figures that lead you across that threshold.
They take you and they guide you across that threshold.
Depending upon the certain religious system, you might actually see them crop up in your lives during points of transition as well.
Not only these figures, but also you see certain natural phenomena, like the sun and the moon serving the psychopomp role of carrying souls to the afterlife.
And you also see animals.
And the animals that you see almost always embody themes of companionship and or transportation.
Those are things like dogs, obviously, leading you and guiding you and being a faithful companion.
Horses, which can take you places that human beings can help.
Birds, which can travel to places that they can't on their own.
Also, just anything that is winged, including moths.
It was very common in certain Mesoamerican societies to think of moths and butterflies as being psychopomps that actually carry the soul away on your wings.
dan friesen
Well, that's because moths are creepy.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's one reason, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Not like you're not doing this with a butterfly or like a bee or something.
jordan holmes
Well, a butterfly is a psychopomp in Mesoamerican culture.
dan friesen
What about a bee?
jordan holmes
Bee?
I think bees are pretty chill, but they've got wings, so they might as well be.
dan friesen
Mosquito?
jordan holmes
Anything that has wings.
He literally said anything with wings.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Put it all on the board.
dan friesen
Okay.
Pterodactyl.
jordan holmes
But here's his...
dan friesen
The psychopomp pterodactyl.
jordan holmes
Here's his thesis.
dan friesen
That's my new alias.
jordan holmes
That's what he's doing.
Whenever he stops doing the anthropology textbook, he gets into the new mythology he's creating, which is essentially this.
We're all scared of death, and these are all things that we've made up to help us get to dying.
All of it.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
All of it.
UFOs.
What do you think a UFO is if not a fairy?
If somebody was in 1500s, they wouldn't know what a UFO is.
They'd say it was a fairy.
If somebody was in the 1000s, they wouldn't say it was a fairy.
They'd say it was a djinn.
If somebody was in the 500s, they wouldn't say it's a djinn.
They would say it's a butt, you know?
So he's just tracing all this same shit back and back and back until you get to the very beginning and what it really is is we're all afraid of death.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
And yeah, the sun.
dan friesen
And moths.
jordan holmes
And moths!
The whole thing!
dan friesen
Let me try this on.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Psycho-pomp and psycho-circumstance.
I don't know what that is.
jordan holmes
You love Pachelbel.
unidentified
Yeah, you're a huge Pachelbel guy.
jordan holmes
Is that your graduate?
unidentified
Oh, when you graduate to psychopop school!
jordan holmes
Pachelbel's Canon in D. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Pop and Circumstance is the marching band.
No, it's the marching band, but in my head it's all graduation shit.
dan friesen
Okay, yeah.
Because that was the one that was sampled by Vitamin C for the graduation song.
unidentified
Well, actually, if you look into the history of Canon in D, you'll find that it's a regular motif for both songs.
dan friesen
As we go wrong.
jordan holmes
Oh, God, I hate it.
dan friesen
I hate that song so much.
jordan holmes
Don't do this.
dan friesen
How moths remind us of death.
jordan holmes
I was 15. Oh, God.
But yeah, so everything is about death.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Or is it?
dan friesen
I think it must be.
jordan holmes
Or it could be.
dan friesen
Or maybe not.
jordan holmes
There's more?
There's more!
joshua cutchin
But if you look at the psychopomp motif, a lot of the behaviors of what, you know, popular ufology would call UFO occupants seems to mirror a lot of the behavior that these psychopomps have.
And what's more, I mean, the UFO is a transportation metaphor.
Like, that's primarily what it is.
It's what everybody talks about who's interested in UFOs.
Where they are, where they come from, how do they go here, look at the way that they travel.
It's all about transportation.
And transportation metaphors are almost always metaphors of transition to the other world or to the other side.
dan friesen
Sure, the river sticks.
See?
jordan holmes
That's the whole thing.
All right.
Now, is it actually about technology from the future?
Or from the other side?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, there's technological elements to it.
The spacecraft.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Or the boat on the sticks.
jordan holmes
Right.
Stryber's ear.
Which is a transition from hearing to not hearing.
dan friesen
Sure.
Argument could be made.
whitley strieber
You know, we know, at least I know, that the other side does have technology because I'm wearing some of it.
And so, therefore, why wouldn't UFOs be technology from another world?
Now, that gets me to the fact that...
dan friesen
That is a house built on sand.
There is nothing supporting any of those premises.
Because we've established that my earpiece is from the Deadland, therefore there's technology from the Deadland over here, so why not UFOs?
jordan holmes
Exactly!
Here's the thing about this, and this is why I feel like this is our most non-racist...
Interview or whatever to date.
dan friesen
Seems just silly, kind of.
jordan holmes
Exactly, because there are no metaphors for, like, the other is the Jew in this situation.
The other is the other.
It's just, it's real.
It's the literal other.
Why are you even talking about Jews?
dan friesen
It's the land beyond death.
jordan holmes
It's just, it's there!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
There's no mistaking it for something else.
dan friesen
You're going to listen to three more episodes of this, and you're like, I take it all back.
jordan holmes
I'm never going to listen to three more episodes.
That's the point.
This is pure and fun.
dan friesen
I think there's going to be quite a demand for you to listen to way more of this.
This is our new Project Camelot.
jordan holmes
We'll see.
So anyways, at the end of that, he said, can you guess what the fact is?
At the end of it, he goes, well, the fact is, can you guess what it is?
I'll tell you, if you think it's one fact, you are wrong.
dan friesen
I was going to say something along the lines of, like, you don't need birth control when you fuck ghosts.
Something like that.
jordan holmes
That would be a fact.
whitley strieber
Now, that gets me to the fact that I have, A, been in another world in a Jeep with another guy's kid, which my listeners all know these stories.
What?
And I've ridden a bicycle in another world down this...
Down the street here about a year ago, a year and a half ago.
So, are these worlds, is there really sort of an ethereal world of the dead?
Or are we kind of oscillating back and forth between two very physical universes?
dan friesen
Or a third possibility.
jordan holmes
No, there are no third possibilities.
dan friesen
I think that riding the bike in another world is interesting, but far less interesting than him kidnapping a child.
unidentified
In a jeep and taking them to the land of the dead.
jordan holmes
That's right.
I was in another world in a jeep with another guy's kid.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Every step of that sentence gets worse.
jordan holmes
And then he just goes, the listeners all know this story.
Like, that's a totally fine...
dan friesen
It's in the court transcripts.
whitley strieber
Yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes
Listen, we don't need to go over this every single time.
I did my nickel.
dan friesen
Yeah, I can get into the details, but, you know, legally I can't.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
There's an agreement.
Oh, man.
dan friesen
This is an important message to send.
Don't get into other people's jeeps.
jordan holmes
I mean, again, it's just sleep paralysis.
That's all this is.
dan friesen
On a bike?
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Sleep paralysis on a bike?
jordan holmes
Sleep paralysis on a bike in another world.
dan friesen
If he's asleep driving this Jeep with another person's kid, that's even more dangerous.
jordan holmes
That's a real problem.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He should do more than five for that.
jordan holmes
There needs to be regulations on that.
So finally, Cutch is going to get his chance to talk about his thing a little bit.
I mean, again, he's trying to synthesize all of this into one just, you know, we're all afraid of death kind of idea.
joshua cutchin
I hesitate a lot of times to go down the interdimensional rabbit hole because I think that we conceptualize dimensions in a pretty strange way.
We think of it as a place that you go when, really, if you look at essays like Flatland and whatnot, it's about...
It's about, you know, if someone is a two-dimensional figure and you put your finger on the page, they're not going to see your finger, they're just going to see a circle or a dot, right?
So I think that sometimes we just glitch in and out of these other things.
And I think that sometimes we go there, wherever you see an instance of missing time, which...
Happens in, yes, the UFO experience, but also Fairyland experiences, and also NDEs, and also some cryptid encounters, much to my surprise.
Much to the surprise.
Even in some instances of shamanic traveling or out-of-body traveling, things like that.
dan friesen
So you're saying that's all going into Deadland?
jordan holmes
Yep.
All of it.
That's his big revelation, and that's why the secret for him is that even cryptozoology kind of situations are actually this whole thing.
He used to be the guy with otherworldly smells, man.
He was the one who'd tell you what hell smelled like.
dan friesen
Sulfur.
Look, what about the ecology, though?
I don't feel like I've gotten any grasp on ecological ideas.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, essentially, it is...
Here are all these creatures.
dan friesen
Do they use photosynthesis?
jordan holmes
I mean, honestly, he does get into some things like that where he'll be like...
dan friesen
But the whole book was about the food.
jordan holmes
Totally.
No, no, he does.
He's like, I quote Keats when Keats said that this is blah.
He's like, clearly, that means...
Keats didn't know shit.
That means that fairies eat this, you know?
It's like, that's totally what he does.
He just quotes anybody making up anything.
dan friesen
I will quote...
unidentified
That sounds...
Yeah.
dan friesen
I will quote this literature metaphor.
jordan holmes
100%!
dan friesen
As if it's true.
jordan holmes
As if it's true!
100%.
Is that what he does?
dan friesen
What a dick.
jordan holmes
I mean, he's got Blavatsky in there.
Of course, he's got the classics, but he's just throwing in anything.
He's like, oh, in the Canterbury Tales, we see that horses have actually ridden into the space.
dan friesen
Well, we know that horses are psychic.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Well, this has been proven.
unidentified
That is true.
jordan holmes
That is true.
So, yeah, I mean, he wraps it up here, and I mean, I kind of...
There are some things, again, like, his thought process makes a certain amount of sense if you follow it.
He's just created a completely different world where it happens.
dan friesen
Right.
Well, the thought process is okay, but...
The looking at empirical evidence should lead you using that thought process to conclude that this is all bullshit.
jordan holmes
Correct.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
He just skipped the part with the evidence.
Right, right, right.
It's kind of fascinating, honestly.
dan friesen
The thought process I don't have a problem with.
It's the application of it.
jordan holmes
I think what it is, is for so long, you know, we've been living with people who don't live in reality, but in such a way as to exploit it or to, like, alter it in some way.
Whereas it feels like this...
This guy was just like, nope, pass.
On reality.
Just, nope, pass.
I'm gonna do something else.
That's what I'm doing today.
dan friesen
I'm gonna go to Fairyland.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
unidentified
Cool.
jordan holmes
Yep.
joshua cutchin
And what happens when a culture, a global culture, has mapped more or less every square inch of the planet and we find that there isn't the other world here on Earth?
What happens to that?
I would argue that it gets transposed to the stars and that all that baggage that we've always had of the psychopath.
Sure.
pulling this chariot of the sun across the sky, all that gets transposed to this very 20th, 21st century motif of the UFO experience, I think.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
His point is basically, we create things based upon our responses to culture and belief system, and they're essentially the same things going back and back and back.
We just update them as we update technology.
dan friesen
Right.
And the idea that underlies the, like, okay, so somewhere on Earth there is this underworld or whatever, and then we go around and we find there is no underworld.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
So we put it into the stars.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then eventually we're going to be able to go into the stars and we're going to find it's not there.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
So there will be another thing.
It's because the underlying thought or whatever it is is what's more important than the idea of actually finding the underworld or whatever.
So now if you were to take this and to just look at it from like, okay, now let's apply this to human psychology.
Right.
That seems like an appropriate next step.
jordan holmes
Correct.
dan friesen
But I don't feel like that's what he's doing.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
Cool.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it is kind of fascinating insofar as he tries to reconcile that with this idea of co-creation, right?
So he acknowledges that all of this stuff is in our heads.
That's the reality of it.
dan friesen
But...
jordan holmes
But there is also another world where it's actually real.
See, fairies have a physical body double, my friend.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And that is how things work.
dan friesen
They exist in your head, except in that other world where they're...
jordan holmes
We create them.
And they exist.
And that's how it works, right?
So we, you know, on a map it used to be there be monsters.
You know, it's just what you're saying.
dan friesen
There be hippogriffs.
jordan holmes
It's the inverse of its turtles all the way down.
You know, it's just always going to be another turtle.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Isn't that, that's the concept, is that like a tulpa?
Have you heard of that?
jordan holmes
No, I don't think so.
dan friesen
I believe that's the name of an idea of something that you think of and it becomes real.
The manifestation of an imaginary thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's a term that I've heard used in some of these other Project Camelot-y interviews and stuff.
People with these sort of theosophist or paranormal ideas.
jordan holmes
Right.
Right.
I mean, that's why people love him so much, is because he's trying to make it so everything is real, the way you believe it, but where everybody's mixing things up is they're forgetting that this is all about transitioning into the other world.
It's not about...
Fighting or belief systems or whatever it is.
It's all created because you're afraid of death.
dan friesen
You mean to tell me that it is okay if somebody who associates with the tall blonde aliens is hanging out at a baseball game with someone who hangs out with the gray aliens?
jordan holmes
And now you have figured it out.
We've all come to the right place.
dan friesen
But what if I want to hold on to this idea of others?
jordan holmes
Project Camelot's right around the corner for you, buddy.
dan friesen
I guess it is.
jordan holmes
And so how does Stryber respond to this tour de force of his argument, the summation of ufology, the whole thing?
dan friesen
I'm going to guess he says, you lived in Wisconsin?
whitley strieber
And, yeah, excuse me, folks, I have major allergies, as always.
I think everybody does these days.
Anyway, oh, I have remembered the break, but I think it's not a break.
This is the end of the show for the Free Dream Landers.
jordan holmes
The end.
That was his response.
I've remembered the break.
dan friesen
I have allergies.
I'm confused.
It's a break.
Oh no, it's the end of the show.
jordan holmes
Yep, yep.
That's the whole thing.
dan friesen
Huzzah.
Yep, yep.
That's kind of an ending with a whimper.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Well, I mean, I guess the show continued on behind a paywall, but it's just not happening.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Not happening.
unidentified
But that's where they got into the real stuff, man.
jordan holmes
I honestly almost did, just because I wanted to see if he finished the stories.
dan friesen
The story of the other guy who he was going to lunch with?
jordan holmes
Totally.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
I'm going to guess not.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I would love to...
Here's what I want you to do.
jordan holmes
What's that?
dan friesen
I want you to keep listening.
I need you to find the story of the guy in the Jeep with the other person's kit.
jordan holmes
I do need to find that story.
dan friesen
For legal reasons, I think you need to find that story.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Because otherwise, we are sitting on something that maybe needs to be reported to the authorities.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
That is a good point.
I think we're sitting on a lot of things that might need to be reported in this circumstance.
dan friesen
Yeah, so this is interesting.
I mean, it's benign, it seems like, for the most part.
jordan holmes
That's what I was going for.
I wanted fun.
Benign fun.
No looking our eyes away from the veiled bullshit.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
It's just right there.
It's all real.
dan friesen
But the lesson that we've learned from doing this show for, you know, five, six years is that that doesn't exist.
That is still in here somewhere.
jordan holmes
Probably!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But not from the guy who plays the funk tuba.
dan friesen
That's fair.
That is always safe harbor.
jordan holmes
If you're playing the funk tuba, I mean, come on.
dan friesen
It takes a certain confidence to take up the tuba.
jordan holmes
It does.
dan friesen
You know?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's not an instrument that most people gravitate towards.
What's that one?
The sousaphone?
Is that the one that wraps around you?
jordan holmes
That's the marching tuba, if you will.
dan friesen
That's a lot.
jordan holmes
That's a man who's worn a lot of sousaphones in his day.
And as a former marching band member, I salute you, sir.
dan friesen
I did not join the marching band.
Like I said, I played French horn for a little while, and then I quit.
Because it sucked.
jordan holmes
Well, Dan, that's the end of the episode that I have for you.
dan friesen
Well, thank you.
I would say this has been a lot of fun.
Thank you, Jordan.
Appreciate you finding something benign to talk about.
jordan holmes
Well, I think next week we'll have an episode for you.
Probably not in Dreamland.
dan friesen
No, certainly not.
I think we may actually even, like...
Find out what the predictions for 2023 are.
jordan holmes
Ooh, ooh, I'm excited.
dan friesen
Still kind of up in the air at this point.
jordan holmes
I'm excited.
But until then, we have a website.
dan friesen
That's right, it's knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
And we are on Twitter.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's knowledge underscore fight.
jordan holmes
And I am neither Neo, Leo, DZX Clark, nor am I Daryl Rundis.
I'm not the juiciest ice cube.
I am, you know, I'm just Jordan.
dan friesen
You are the psychopomp and psychocircumstance.
jordan holmes
That's what I am.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
dan friesen
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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