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April 11, 2022 - Knowledge Fight
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#668: April 8, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex's present day before Jordan takes off for his vacation. In this installment, Alex gets transphobic, takes some calls, and compares the Globalists to cartoon bugs. Citations

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alex jones
18:40
d
dan friesen
35:36
j
jordan holmes
17:01
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norm pattis
02:03
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
Need money.
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding me.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller in my future.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
We're a couple dudes.
I can sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
unidentified
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, rare.
Rare?
This was one of your bright spots in the past.
And it's super rare that I actually end up taking somebody's recommendation for something, but I've watched a bit of Taskmaster, and you were right.
jordan holmes
It's just amazing.
dan friesen
Man, you can't make much of a better show than that.
jordan holmes
You really can't!
dan friesen
Condescending host, flunky sidekick who's pretty fun, and five comedians who are forced to do random, bizarre, creativity-requiring tasks.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah, very much so.
dan friesen
Yeah, a lot of fun.
Pointless activities, pointless scores.
And I was thinking about this.
It was hard for me to conceptualize when you were describing it.
The way you described it, it sounds interesting, but I couldn't quite put the pieces together.
But watching it, it's very good and very entertaining and addictive.
But I also don't think it could ever work as an American show.
Like, I think it has to be a British show.
jordan holmes
I am telling you right now, it is you and I who can run American Taskmaster, the end.
That's it.
dan friesen
But then, would you be Greg?
jordan holmes
I don't know!
I think we would both have to find a weird way to be both at each other aggressively, right?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think that dynamic would be difficult.
jordan holmes
Because Alex Horne does all the work, so that's you, right?
dan friesen
Conceivably.
jordan holmes
Right.
But he's also the second banana, so that's me.
Right?
So it's like, but...
dan friesen
Yeah, it's tough.
jordan holmes
Greg Davies, giant, loud, angry piece of shit.
That's me.
dan friesen
True, true.
jordan holmes
But, I mean, he's the one telling the other guy what he's doing wrong all the time, and that's you.
dan friesen
Air of condescension.
jordan holmes
Air of condescension.
See?
We're screwed.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think that's the main problem why this couldn't be an American show.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
No, also, I just think the sensibility of it is...
It would be really tough to translate.
jordan holmes
They tried, and they tried, and Alex Horne told the story that they tried to, one, cut it down to a half-hour show, so already it is over.
Game over.
You should have quit.
dan friesen
One of the parts that's so great about it is how many pointless tasks they do.
jordan holmes
It was like, the first thing he said was like, well, when we tried to bring it over, they wanted to make it a half-hour show, and I stopped reading, because it's like, no, you've already lost, then you didn't do it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You did a bad job.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Part of the charm of it is the...
The feeling of how long they made these people do things.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes!
dan friesen
And you wouldn't be able to capture that with half an hour.
jordan holmes
No, in a half hour, that'd be over too quick.
You'd be like, why are you guys bringing these people in here for a day or something?
No, this is two or three months' work.
dan friesen
Yeah, it seems like a commitment.
Anyway, what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot is, Dan, we didn't talk about it, but on the day of our last recording, I'm raising my eyebrows really high.
Thursday, April 6th.
That's opening day, baby.
dan friesen
Oh, shit.
jordan holmes
That's baseball.
dan friesen
Otani is back.
jordan holmes
Otani, four innings, two-thirds pitch, one run, one hit, nine strikeouts, man.
Nine strikeouts.
unidentified
Not bad.
jordan holmes
That's almost two per inning.
dan friesen
That's pretty good.
Pretty good first outing.
Warming it up.
Warming up that arm.
jordan holmes
Hasn't hit a dinger yet, but it's coming.
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
It's coming.
dan friesen
You don't need to hit one opening day.
jordan holmes
You do.
dan friesen
Ooh.
Well, that's great.
I'm happy for you.
I know that, as you were explaining, it was touch and go.
jordan holmes
It was.
dan friesen
The possibility of it not happening.
jordan holmes
It was.
dan friesen
And, hey, here you are.
unidentified
Back at it.
dan friesen
Get to watch a lot of...
Games.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So many.
Too many.
unidentified
199,062 per team.
dan friesen
Too many!
So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
We are going to be talking about present day business.
We're going to be talking about April 8th, 2022.
But also, before we do that, we have to check in with a little special report Alex put out from Connecticut where he was visiting to do his old deposition.
jordan holmes
That sounds about right.
dan friesen
It's a mess.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And we'll get into it.
Before we do, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea!
dan friesen
So first, A&E from Fort Meade, Maryland.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk!
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Thank you!
I used to watch A&E Daybreaks all the time.
Oh, did you?
Back when I would stay home from school sick.
jordan holmes
That's where news radio was for me.
dan friesen
Northern Exposure.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's the shit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Next, Scott Lively, but not that Scott Lively, a much better Scott Lively.
Even if being better than that Scott Lively is not much of an accomplishment, thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
I'm confused as to who the top Scott Lively in this situation is, but I'm grateful to both.
dan friesen
There's a hierarchy.
Next, congratulations to Jordan and Jordan's partner on your free bottle of wine.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you so much!
dan friesen
Thank you!
Next, Schmick.
This is technically a birthday shout-out, too.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you very much!
Next, Jordan's marriage is a false flag.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Getting a lot of marriage heat.
jordan holmes
People like it.
dan friesen
And finally, we get a technocrat in the mix.
So thank you so much to finally listen to every episode.
alex jones
It's time to pay.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
I have risen above my enemies.
I might quit tomorrow, actually.
I'm just going to take a little breaky now.
A little breaky for me.
And then we're going to come back.
And I'm going to start the show over.
But I'm the devil!
I've got to be taken off the air!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I've got plenty of words for you, but at the end of the day, fuck you and your New World Order, and fuck the horse you rode in on, and all your shit!
Maybe today should be my last broadcast.
Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years.
Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow, and you never see me again.
That's really what I want to do.
I never want to come back here again.
I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air.
I'll be better tomorrow.
dan friesen
He's never better tomorrow.
It's bad.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
It's not good.
jordan holmes
It's not good?
dan friesen
So, for quite a while, Alex had been dodging his depositions in the Connecticut Sandy Hook case, and had come up with...
Fun excuses like Dr. Marbles looked at me and was shocked.
jordan holmes
I was sick!
He looked at me and I was like, you're right, I can't go to that deposition.
dan friesen
Yeah, a lot of those sort of like when I would fake a Charlie horse to get out of P.E. kind of business.
This did not fly, and so eventually Alex was hit with these escalating penalties of $25,000 a day until he went and sat for his deposition.
So he went to Connecticut.
jordan holmes
It did not fly, so Alex himself did.
dan friesen
He must go to Connecticut.
jordan holmes
That's how it works.
dan friesen
So he did that, and he was out of the studio for a lot of the past week, so we don't have a whole lot to go over in his absence.
But while he was in Connecticut, he might have made a critical error, and that is he recorded a video of himself talking about the deposition.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Which may...
Possibly open up the window for his deposition to become public since he's making public statements about it.
This might have been a real disaster.
So we'll get to that, but here are a couple of out-of-context drops from today's episode.
alex jones
Show dreamy-creamy.
dan friesen
Oh, gross.
unidentified
Screamy, creamy.
jordan holmes
Why did you make me listen to that?
unidentified
Screamy, creamy.
jordan holmes
That makes me feel dirty somehow.
dan friesen
Well, because it's dirty.
Here's the other one.
Maybe this will clean the taste out of your mouth.
unidentified
Am I on the air?
alex jones
I'm listening to you.
jordan holmes
Okay, that's better.
That's better.
That's better.
Don't say those syllables.
dan friesen
You don't want me to say...
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no, no.
alex jones
So dreamy, creamy.
dan friesen
This will not be the new breaking.
jordan holmes
No, this one makes me shiver.
dan friesen
So here is the beginning of Alex's conversation about his deposition from his trip to Connecticut.
alex jones
Alex Jones here on April 5th, 2022.
I flew into Connecticut yesterday afternoon, and I sat for 10 hours with Chris Matty, the former federal prosecutor, here in Connecticut from Costco.
And it was just next level, like a hallucination or something.
They start out with demonizing me that I believe in the New World Order and the global government.
And of course, just last week, the Davos group met and announced world government planetary control.
unidentified
And the title of this session, Are We Ready for a New World Order?
alex jones
Just absolute tyranny.
dan friesen
So yeah, already he's...
jordan holmes
Who's editing things in here?
dan friesen
Someone at InfoWars?
jordan holmes
Who knows?
dan friesen
So yeah, we got to already...
Talking about stuff that happened in the deposition, presumably.
At least according to Alex.
You have his version of things that they demonized him for believing in a new world order.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then he plays that clip that doesn't say what he says it says.
This is just ill-advised.
jordan holmes
I mean, I think what he's...
Because I feel like the point that I'm supposed to take away from that is that it is so ridiculous for the lawyers to vilify Alex Jones for believing in a new world government, right?
And then he plays the clip of the theoretical new world government in question.
dan friesen
Well, but the person is just saying, are we ready for a new state of affairs in the world?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Not so much, are we ready for the Illuminati to ascend into their demonic form and...
Bleed all our children.
jordan holmes
So in a way, it's almost like the people at InfoWars are editing in the reality that exposes why Alex is being made fun of for believing in a new world government.
dan friesen
But because it's such a small clip, the appearance could be made that like, haha, I actually am right.
It's a fun game.
jordan holmes
Possible.
dan friesen
Anyway, so Alex is like, these people, these lawyers, questioning me about the new world order, they are just like the media back in the day, pretending that this stuff wasn't real.
alex jones
I'm sitting there watching this unfold, and I'm just realizing they're like 20 years ago when 60 Minutes and the rest of them were saying there's no New World Order, there's no global government, there's no transhumanism, there's no plans for any of this.
And they're really thinking with this lawsuit they're going to outlaw questioning big events like WMDs in Iraq or...
Jussie Smollett or any of these things that have happened and that questioning these and looking at the evidence and information is a crime.
dan friesen
Questioning things isn't the problem.
But also, it's just become like a script.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and Jussie Smollett are the things that Alex will say.
And I would say that I have some doubts that Jussie Smollett was a major world event.
jordan holmes
I would even go so far as to say strongly the opposite is true.
dan friesen
Right.
I think that Alex just has such a really difficult time rationalizing his actions that he's needed to come up with shorthand.
And this is what he's come up with.
And every time, he'll just be like...
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, boy, don't you ever stop and think, man, if all of my...
Here's my examples.
I've got one, WMD's, total knockout, Absolute slam dunk.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Government lied.
Lies.
World at stake.
Amazing.
Important.
Great.
Got that one.
Example number two.
Jesse Smollett.
Ooh, no, I'm screwed.
I think I don't have a good argument to stand on.
dan friesen
It's a little bit of a drop off.
unidentified
It's a drop.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Alex, I will say, to his credit, is a little bit introspective about his behavior.
alex jones
But here's the big takeaway, and I'll just admit it.
I could have done a better job on Sandy Hook.
Some of the anomalies that we reported on were not accurate, and I admitted it years before I was sued.
But the issue is, this is all about them being holier than thou, and they're the arbiters of truth, and they're the Democrats, and they're the ones that love you, and Alex Jones is the devil, to distract from how the corporate media has been caught lying to people consciously about WMDs, the list, literally.
It goes on and on.
jordan holmes
It goes WMDs, Jesse Smollett.
It goes on and on.
dan friesen
Yeah, and so Alex's Sandy Hook cases are to distract from Judith Miller's reporting in 2003.
jordan holmes
You got it.
Yes, otherwise people are going to know.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
And then when people have Judith Miller's reporting, I mean, shit goes south real quick.
dan friesen
I think this is soft.
As an angle.
But I do agree, he could have done better.
jordan holmes
Well, it is nice that we...
dan friesen
I think that some of my criticisms might be a little harsher than his own self-criticisms.
Also, the left and the media are not the arbiters of truth.
Reality is.
And he's on the wrong side of it.
Anyway, the problem for the New World Order is that everyone's waking up.
And so they're trying to stop people from waking up by...
Suing Alex, I guess.
unidentified
Is that it?
dan friesen
Yeah, I guess.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And what's crazy is the public's basically totally woken up, not just here but around the world, and nothing they're doing is reversing that.
But they pick these weird neurotic subjects like January 6th, where Alex Jones and Sandy Hook, and they just obsess like a religion on that.
And meanwhile, I'm here in Connecticut.
Everywhere I go, I'm just shaking hands.
Black, white, old, young, oh, Alex Jones.
But a lot of them are mad at me.
They go, hey, we questioned Sandy Hook.
Why are you backing off?
And these folks don't even get up in their big ivory tower law firms that the world has moved on from their BS.
And yeah, do I make mistakes?
Yes.
But I don't lie on purpose like the corporate media does on record.
dan friesen
So wait, the people in their ivory towers don't realize the people have moved on from their BS.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But that's a thought that Alex has after saying that a lot of the people that he meets are like, hey man, why didn't you stop saying that Sandy Hook was fake?
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Yes.
dan friesen
In the present tense.
But those are the people who have moved on from the BS.
jordan holmes
Why would they move on from...
Wait.
How could they move on from the BS?
Is he really, at the end of the day, saying that he still thinks Sandy Hook was staged?
dan friesen
I think in a very roundabout way.
jordan holmes
Oblique, directional take we've gotten to.
He's like, I'm still right, obviously.
dan friesen
The BS is the, like, being mad at Alex for questioning.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
In heavy quotes.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, that seems ill-advised.
So remember, Norm is standing right next to him.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
So, great.
Good job.
So Alex declares himself the, you know, The Rock.
He's the people's champ.
jordan holmes
Oh, yes.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I was also going to go with the Michael Bay movie.
One of Sean Connery's greatest.
dan friesen
Debatable.
Yeah.
The Rock is the people's champion.
And then eventually, once he teamed up with Vince McMahon, he was the corporate champion.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And he changed the people's elbow to the corporate elbow.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And no one liked it.
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
Alex is a different sort of champion.
alex jones
And so, yes, I am the populist champion to many.
And yes, I'm not perfect.
And it's because I'm not perfect.
But meanwhile, people love me.
And because I admit I'm wrong sometimes, people love me.
But I am not trying to lie to people on purpose.
And when I'm wrong, I will admit it.
These people will never admit when they're wrong.
dan friesen
So Alex never lies on purpose.
He never really lies at all.
And when he lies about something or gets something wrong, he'll admit it.
Unfortunately, like...
30 seconds later, he says this.
alex jones
The Associated Press reported that I wrote a book called Nobody Died at Sandy Hook and that I'd lost a defamation suit three years ago.
Didn't write the book.
Not in the book.
Totally insane.
When you bring it up to these lawyers, they laugh at you.
Oh, well, AP can lie about you on purpose all day long.
So what?
They're part of the establishment.
And that's what these people are.
dan friesen
So Alex is lying about that.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
And has been for quite a while.
Yep.
He said that he's had his lawyers send letters and stuff, so if they have, he has every reason to know that the AP didn't publish that headline, and him asking them for a retraction is impossible, since it wasn't a publication that they put out.
jordan holmes
Published, yeah.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he knows that this is wrong, based on everything he's said about this.
He has every reason to know that it's wrong, and therefore he has to be actively lying about this intentionally.
So I don't know.
I feel like he needs to make a retraction.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think his best pitch at this point is I, at a fundamental level, cannot tell the difference between reality and falsehood.
I just don't know what the difference between truth and fiction is.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So when I say I'm not trying to lie on purpose, you can't help but believe me because fuck.
Anything could be true in my brain.
dan friesen
If he said that he didn't know the difference between reality and falsehood, and then he went on his show and was like...
jordan holmes
I'm telling you the truth 100%.
dan friesen
But also, I don't know if that actually happened.
jordan holmes
No idea if that happened.
dan friesen
That could get dangerous.
jordan holmes
That could cause some problems.
dan friesen
So you might recall that in the lead-up to Russia invading Ukraine, Alex had some fairly interesting perspectives on it.
jordan holmes
Yes, that Russia was great and that Ukraine was waiting for it.
dan friesen
He thought that he could find no fault with Putin.
jordan holmes
Loved Putin.
dan friesen
Was great.
jordan holmes
Most honest man he's ever met.
dan friesen
Indeed.
unidentified
So there was also a bit of issue with the State Department coming out and saying that Russia had planned to use false flags as a pretext to I recall.
dan friesen
Do you recall Alex's perspective on that?
jordan holmes
I believe he said something along the lines of, like, the government shouldn't call something a false flag.
dan friesen
And that Russia has no history of...
jordan holmes
No history of false flags, yeah.
dan friesen
Right.
Alex has a little bit of a different take now.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
And I'm the devil.
I'm Satan for questioning their narrative.
But I'm not the only one questioning it now.
The State Department...
Five weeks ago, on the eve of the Russian invasion, said, we know Putin's planning an invasion, he's lying, and he's planning false flags.
Okay?
Think about this.
Think about this.
And they said, you are Alex Jones for saying Russia may stage something.
Of course government states stuff, not just our government.
It happens throughout history.
False flags in the history books.
But, oh, you're Alex Jones at the State Department when you question something.
Oh, now even our own government can't say somebody might stage something because Alex Jones once said it.
dan friesen
Okay, so this is kind of complicated, because I guess that Alex is saying that the State Department was questioning the official narrative of the Russian invasion when they said that they believed that Putin was going to use a false flag to justify starting a war.
And that's wild, because, like you recalled, Alex was one of the people who was criticizing the State Department for saying that Russia had never used false flags, so that means he must have been upholding the official narrative.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Or something.
Also, it's not...
Questioning things, that's a problem.
It's a declaring something with no evidence.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
I think a lot of people's criticisms about what the State Department was, you're saying this and not providing any evidence.
It's a sort of slippery kind of thing to try and get a hold of.
It's a dangerous precedent to set.
And that applies to Alex as well.
That criticism equally applies in both directions.
In this case...
It seems like they were working on solid intelligence, whereas Alex just calls everything a false flag that's inconvenient for his worldview or he thinks that he can profit off it.
So it's very different.
jordan holmes
Do you think it's possible to adequately explain to him the difference between a question like, is something that the government said true, and a declarative statement like, I know beyond a shadow of a reasonable doubt...
That the government is murdering your children right now and you should go start a fire in response to that.
dan friesen
No, he could.
It would be impossible.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Also, I would love if the State Department representative just came out and was like, I'm just questioning things, man.
Just asking questions.
unidentified
Also, I want to take a little moment to bask in the ways that we can say that Russia has invaded Ukraine.
jordan holmes
Has it?
I don't know.
Has it?
You fucking tell me!
dan friesen
Can you trust this media?
jordan holmes
I don't even trust me!
I don't trust you!
You don't trust you!
dan friesen
Justin Smollett!
jordan holmes
Just fucking...
dan friesen
Do you remember when Russia was telling us that Jussie Smollett...
jordan holmes
Jen Psaki throwing a smoke bomb down, screaming Jussie Smollett disappearing into the night.
dan friesen
So let's take a moment and really relish some of the ways that Alex has been so wrong about the situation in Ukraine.
jordan holmes
It's been extensive.
dan friesen
One, Zelensky was a double agent for Putin.
That narrative has fallen apart.
Two, there's going to be no resistance since Ukraine's government has been paid off.
It's just going to be no problem.
Just waltz right through to Kiev.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Three, the war is going to be over in 48 hours.
Four, before the invasion, Alex said Putin just wanted to have open trade with Ukraine.
Wow.
Five, Alex said Putin just wanted to take the Donbass region.
It's actually Russia to begin with.
jordan holmes
Ethically Russian to begin with, yeah.
dan friesen
I'm sure there's more, but that was just what I came up with on the top of my head.
Like, he's been very, very...
Painfully and comically wrong about just about everything.
jordan holmes
See, the thing is...
dan friesen
Involving this situation, at least.
jordan holmes
The thing that gets to me is that I feel like there is one way to tie this all together, all of his pre-Russia invasion and post-Russian invasion together, and put that all together, which is that Zelensky double-crossed...
dan friesen
The double agency.
jordan holmes
Yes!
He had the plan, he did the whole thing, he got elected as the leader of Ukraine, and when it was all about to go right, Zelensky went, ha-ha, surprise!
Guys, I actually like Ukraine.
I was fooling you.
I'm an actor.
And then the whole thing shook out the way it went.
dan friesen
That could work.
I have another way.
Solipsism.
jordan holmes
Solipsism is a good way, too.
dan friesen
Nothing outside Alex's head actually exists.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a good one.
dan friesen
Yesterday, not real.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
unidentified
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
So Alex claims that he was correct about the lead-up to Russia invading.
And I have some issues with this.
alex jones
And then, of course, the U.S. government in that case was right.
Putin invaded like six days later.
So Alex Jones was right again.
And, of course, I said Russia was getting ready to invade.
And that's why they're so pissed and so freaked out.
It's because we get it right 95, 96, 97. I bet you do.
dan friesen
But this isn't true.
So here's a clip of Alex from February 21st.
That was the day that Putin gave his speech that would be the eventual justification for the invasion.
alex jones
I've studied history.
I've never heard a modern world leader be this honest.
I mean, he's like, yeah, we came in and hurt the Ukrainians, but it was ours to begin with.
And Lenin gave it all away to begin with.
It's always been part of us.
And yeah, then we came in and did mean things to him.
And yeah, I mean, what do you want it to do?
And he's going to probably go on and say, you want to be part of Europe?
You want to be part of the New World Order?
You want your sons taught to have their balls cut off?
Because that's really what this comes down to.
Because the West is going to put your kids...
With adults and pedophiles.
I mean, the West is run by pedophiles now.
And I guarantee he'll probably bring up something like that.
Because he wants to go back to Russia being Russia and things that were part of Russia be part of Russia.
He doesn't want the other parts that weren't part of Russia.
And my issue is, render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's.
We are not over there in Russia.
They are not attacking us.
dan friesen
Later he said that he just wants economic relations opened up with Ukraine.
Totally.
jordan holmes
It's really Ukraine's fault for being so belligerent in their desire to not be taken over.
dan friesen
If Alex was in any way saying that there was going to be an invasion, it was solely and entirely about Donetsk and Luhansk.
That was the only thing that he was...
So, fuck him.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Also...
Fuck Norm.
What's he doing in this video?
jordan holmes
I am confused as to why he's there at all.
dan friesen
Well, it's to try to get Alex in more trouble, probably.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Now, Norm, before we eat dinner, is going to spend about five, ten minutes giving you his take.
Take your time on everything that happened today and where this is all going.
Norm Pattis.
norm pattis
It was a long and difficult day.
We appeared for the deposition at 9.30 this morning, agreed to sit until 6. Under court order, we have to give two complete days.
We took a brief lunch break and two brief breaks in the afternoon.
One in the morning, one in the afternoon.
jordan holmes
Great job, Norm!
norm pattis
A series of questions, not as many of them about Sandy Hook as I would have expected.
There were questions about events unrelated to Sandy Hook, and it struck me as a broad wholesale attack on Mr. Jones and Infowars' questioning of narratives.
It struck me that the attack here was not on behalf of the parents of Sandy Hook, but on behalf of people far different, people not sued in the case.
I heard questions about people, a reporter, Dan Badandi, a former reporter, who asked questions of public officials, and Mr. Jones was asked repeatedly.
Right.
dan friesen
I can explain this to Norm, and he knows exactly why those questions were asked.
It was because Alex would send Dan Badandi out to places like Boston after the marathon bombing, and he would go and harass people and make a scene at press conferences so Alex would get more ratings.
And then afterwards, Alex sent him to Newtown, where he went and harassed people with Wolfgang Helbig.
And so the premise of is it appropriate these things that he did is to establish that Alex knew damn well the kind of behavior that Dan Badandi engages in and still was...
So that's why, Norm.
Get off your fucking pretend box.
I was going to say high horse, but it's not a high horse.
It's a pretend box.
jordan holmes
It's a pretend box.
It's a fake town.
dan friesen
You know exactly why these questions are happening.
You're just trying to create this fictitious premise about the questioning that was going on to make Alex look like more of a persecuted victim.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, that's...
Boring.
That was really bad on Norm's part.
dan friesen
But, I mean, I think he doesn't have much to work with, probably.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
That's true, but I mean, it's like, I...
dan friesen
It's the same reason Alex keeps yelling Jussie Smollett.
jordan holmes
Right?
That is a good point.
That is a good point.
dan friesen
Not a lot of...
jordan holmes
There's not much else to do.
dan friesen
Raw materials.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, if that's what you've got after a 10-hour deposition, you're Norm Pattis.
You were there the whole fucking time.
You're here with Alex to bring your big guns about what it is they're doing wrong, and you're like...
They seem to ask questions about Dan Badondi, a person 100% relevant to the questions that we were talking about.
dan friesen
Who harassed people in Newtown.
jordan holmes
That seems weird.
It's like he wasn't even at Sandy Hook on the day.
No, that's...
Okay.
dan friesen
Fine, Norm.
So Norm has a little bit of a performance review for Alex about his deposition.
jordan holmes
Five stars.
norm pattis
Alex wasn't perfect today, but he did a good job.
He showed far more patience than I would have or perhaps could have.
And from time to time, tempers flared in the room.
But in general, I thought Alex was patient, was as direct as could be in the face of repetitive and sometimes sneering and mocking questions.
We have another full day ahead tomorrow, and we're both going to need a good night rest, This is probably deeply, deeply irresponsible and inappropriate.
dan friesen
The characterizing the opposing counsel is sneering and mocking questions.
This kind of stuff is trying to create a story about the deposition that is inappropriate if it's not public information.
If there's an expectation of confidentiality surrounding this, this is just flagrantly abusive of that confidentiality.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean...
dan friesen
Because the other side can't talk about it.
jordan holmes
No, you're doing a shoot promo.
This is professional wrestling.
They're turning what's supposed to be an off-screen conflict into a foreground drama.
dan friesen
The term, more appropriately, would be they're going into business for themselves.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And that would be more that they have this expectation of confidentiality that exists within the case.
And then instead of agreeing to that, they go ahead and play their own game at the expense of the other person.
It's like if you're in a match and you just start beating the shit out of somebody who you're supposed to lose to, you're going into business for yourself.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
And it's probably going to have some consequences, I would assume.
jordan holmes
I would hope so.
dan friesen
So Norm has some predictions, though, about this trial here.
norm pattis
The trial is set to take place this summer, and it's looking to me, and I don't want to be called the lawyer conspiracy theorist, but it's looking to me like this might be the trial of the century as to...
As to the right of ordinary people to raise questions and draw unpopular conclusions.
It appears to me that the Sandy Hook families have decided, together with the New York Times and Elizabeth Williamson, formerly the Times editorial board, that this is a trial not about damage to Sandy Hook, but what they perceive to be damage to the American Republic.
And they view Mr. Jones and Infowars as something akin to a cancer, a cancer eating away at the truth.
What they're missing is that we've lost a common conception of truth.
That's what makes Alex Jones and Infowars popular.
dan friesen
Yes, it is what makes Alex and Infowars popular.
They have created this false reality that they insulate people within and scare people about the external world and the people who believe in what they term a fictional reality.
That is what makes it popular.
Also, this isn't going to be the fucking trial of the century.
You already lost.
This is about damages, man.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
These are going to be the damages of a century, I hope.
dan friesen
This is not like, you're going to put the system on trial?
What are you talking about?
Ridiculous.
jordan holmes
This is going to be the Scopes monkey trial.
That's what we're going to do.
dan friesen
This is comical.
Comically delusional.
So, Alex brings up Jesse Smollett again.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
dan friesen
A lot.
Always.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But he makes a shocking revelation here.
alex jones
Most of the time, we're right about stuff.
I almost didn't come out and say that I thought Jussie Smollett staged things.
But the day after he did it, it didn't sound right.
The whole story sounded fraudulent, and I was right that time.
Just like I was right about WMDs in Iraq being made up.
Now, if I was wrong about WMDs and they found them, I would have said it.
But that's the difference.
I'm not mad at Albright saying, hey, you killed 500,000 kids with sanctions you ordered.
Is that a good price to pay?
Yeah, it's good.
dan friesen
So the fact that Alex is saying that he almost didn't call Jussie Smollett a false flag should give some indication of how arbitrary his standards are for disseminating information.
He'll just say whatever he feels and present it as fact, and that thing may or may not end up being accurate, but if it does, it's coincidence.
It's random.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
It's accidental that he may get some things that he instinctually thinks are...
And look, the reason...
I remember this.
I was listening.
The reason that Alex thought it was a false flag is because it was a racially motivated crime that was being alleged.
jordan holmes
It had nothing to do with...
dan friesen
There was no other necessarily...
And I guess some sort of a knee-jerk defense of the idea that it was Trump supporters who were the alleged perpetrators.
jordan holmes
And he was an actor in the beginning, so it's...
dan friesen
But that wasn't as big...
jordan holmes
deal.
unidentified
No, that's true.
dan friesen
Also, an important fact that Alex is conveniently ignoring here is that Madeline Albright absolutely apologized for that comment that she made about sanctions.
In effect, she did correct herself, which Alex is pretending she didn't in order to present himself as somehow having the truth-based high ground.
It's fair to critique Madeline Albright, and he probably should harshly, but this line of attack Alex is making is dishonest and self-serving.
He just pretends that people who have made statements and things that were inaccurate or offensive have not come out and said, hey, look, that was fucked up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, it bums me out.
It bums me out because it almost, for an instant in your head, you can see things going differently where, like, the Jussie Smollett thing happening was that last little, that one last little, like, I'm gonna bet my last nickel.
On this nine black.
I'm going to put my last nickel on nine black, and then it comes up, and he's like, shit, I was going to stop calling things false flags.
If this one had turned out to not be a false flag, I would have been done with false flags for good.
dan friesen
Every time I want out.
Pull me back in.
jordan holmes
They just pull me back in, another small it happens, and I just gotta call the next one a false flag.
dan friesen
But Alex insists that January 6th was a false flag.
Why doesn't he use that as one of his examples that he rattles off?
jordan holmes
That's not gonna go well in a courtroom.
dan friesen
No.
What about all of the Antifa false flags that he made up?
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, there's the rallies.
unidentified
All of them.
jordan holmes
All of them.
dan friesen
Yeah, it was gay actors in the Unite the Right rally.
jordan holmes
It was pretty much...
dan friesen
It was liberal homosexual actors.
Actors running around pretending to be Nazis.
Why doesn't he use that?
jordan holmes
It seems like those would be very obvious ones since they were right.
dan friesen
Oklahoma City!
jordan holmes
A huge false flag.
dan friesen
Columbine!
jordan holmes
It's so weird that he doesn't use those in specific.
It's odd.
He uses ones that are perhaps demonstrably true.
dan friesen
Very weird.
jordan holmes
Odd.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex gets into more details that are probably inappropriate for him to be talking about, about something that's presumably confidential.
alex jones
See, they worship her while looking at me shaking.
Chris Maddy just...
Oh, and Senator Blumenthal's son sat there mute the whole time.
And I just finally said, yeah, stuff's fake.
Your dad says he was in combat in Vietnam.
He was never there.
He ran a Toys for Tot program in a special Senate pet deal they had.
unidentified
I mean, it's just insane to sit there...
alex jones
I mean, his dad's like Brian Williams, saying he got shot out of the helicopter.
I'm with Brian Williams' son.
I'm with Senator Blumenthal's son.
And it's like the sanctimoniousness.
dan friesen
Yeah, so this probably isn't good.
jordan holmes
I wouldn't do that.
dan friesen
I wouldn't do that.
If I were Norm, I would have...
jordan holmes
I would have pushed him out of the view of the camera.
dan friesen
Or broken the camera.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Like, thrown it against the wall.
dan friesen
That's going in a river.
jordan holmes
Ripped his SIM card out, like, cut off one of his legs, like, this never leaves this room and neither do we.
unidentified
I have to advise you not to post that video, Alex.
dan friesen
This seems like it's really untoward.
Oh, well, it flies.
jordan holmes
Alex, as your future bankruptcy lawyer, I would recommend that you...
dan friesen
So, obviously, of course, you know where this is heading.
unidentified
Yep.
alex jones
And it's like the sanctimoniousness of these people is insane.
So, again, we've got nine lives thanks to your prayers and support.
And thanks to you supporting InfowarStore.com.
This fight is your fight.
This fight is my fight.
We're together.
God bless.
And we'll have more reports for you tomorrow.
Good luck.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Plug in the InfoWars store.
jordan holmes
Oh boy, gotta.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Gotta.
dan friesen
That's, I mean, obviously, Norm has every, he's known Alex for years.
He has every reason to know that that's where this is going.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's the final thought is going to be about how, like, we can only do this because of your sport.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
We got so many shirts.
jordan holmes
So many shirts.
70,000 shirts.
dan friesen
Probably deeply unethical.
Seems like it.
Yeah.
Being around for and an active participant in things that are super fucked up apparently doesn't get you disbarred.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there is a little bit of a...
It seems like the legal profession is a lot more fine with just, you know, we gotta stop Alex from doing this stuff, and then the lawyers who did all the Alex stuff, they'll be like, hey!
You guys, don't do that again.
Anyways, we'll see you next week at the country club.
dan friesen
You scamp.
jordan holmes
Come on, get out of here.
Let's go.
Let's go, Norm.
Let's go play squash.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, on the 7th, on the evening of the 7th, some news broke about...
Some allegations that Alex may be hiding money.
jordan holmes
No!
dan friesen
Some places.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
We can talk about that probably a bit more in the future, but at this point, these are claims that are being made.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
And so, you know, that's on the night of the 7th.
This stuff's starting to percolate.
Alex comes in on the 8th.
He's finally back from Connecticut.
jordan holmes
He's coming in hot.
dan friesen
You'd think he would be coming in hot, but he actually is more exhausted.
jordan holmes
Oh.
alex jones
April 8th, the year is 2022.
I want to thank the crew for doing a great job.
While I was in Connecticut for three days being deposed, or their total four days, but being deposed two days.
Back yesterday afternoon, our flight got in a little bit late, so I wasn't able to do the broadcast, but Harrison Smith did a really excellent job.
You know, I tend to get up here when I'm exhausted particularly and just start getting very loud and bombastic.
That's really a coping strategy I have for when I'm exhausted and I am also very frustrated with everything that's happening and unfolding.
As they say, ignorance is bliss and the beginning of knowledge comes with great sorrow.
One is a 20th century antidote, the other is out of the Holy Bible.
Ignorance is bliss and the beginning of knowledge comes with great sorrow.
But also, with great knowledge comes great compassion and decency and civilization and everything we need to move into the future.
dan friesen
He had to resist saying power.
He had to resist doing the Spider-Man.
It was close.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Well, you know, with great power.
alex jones
Shit.
jordan holmes
With response.
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Just right there.
jordan holmes
Okay.
If you have the means, then the response.
Damn it, it's still there.
Shit.
dan friesen
Yes, Alex is real tired.
And I agree with him.
His pretending to be passionate about things is a coping mechanism.
But it's usually a coping mechanism for him being ill-prepared to do his show and not knowing anything about the topics he's covering.
Usually that's what he's covering up.
jordan holmes
Right.
But I mean, the coping mechanism is still useful even if it's for a different, you know.
Hey, listen.
Most of the time I do this because I don't know anything because I'm an idiot.
Now I'm doing it because I'm very tired.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's completely different.
dan friesen
Like, if you're bald, maybe you wear a hat to cover up your butt, but it also gives you a little bit of sun protection for your eyes.
unidentified
Yeah!
dan friesen
Side benefits.
jordan holmes
Same thing.
It's good stuff.
dan friesen
Right.
So anyway, the world's being destroyed.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
alex jones
But we are about to see the world we've known destroyed and on its ashes built a system designed to destroy the human that's made in the image of God.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
It's a very sad thing.
It's a very painful thing to see the spirit of evil spreading its black wings over the earth and sinking its long, stinking fangs into our children's very souls.
dan friesen
Take a nap.
unidentified
That is the price of consciousness and free will.
alex jones
For good is not the only thing in the universe.
What is happening?
And it is when those good spirits do not stand up and fight for innocence that innocence is destroyed.
And the blood of the children is on our hands.
We'll be right back.
dan friesen
Rambling about this kind of shit is also a coping mechanism that Alex has, I should point out.
It's a little bit less entertaining and a little less bombastic, but it's the same thing.
jordan holmes
Grab a John Keats book off of the goddamn shelf if you're going to keep on this shit.
Well, what is beauty, Dan?
Beauty is truth.
And truth!
It's the info war.
And the info war is what John Keats was all about.
dan friesen
And truth is power.
And power is responsibility.
jordan holmes
Shit!
dan friesen
Fucking Spider-Man!
unidentified
Damn it!
jordan holmes
It's so good.
I love Spider-Man.
dan friesen
So, anyway, just more rambling here for you.
alex jones
Failed have I. But the seeds have been planted.
Now, the first act and the second act will have great victory in the third act.
When Jesus was at the Garden of Gethsemane, it was omnipresent, but still in the body of a human.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
Feeling all of it.
Tasting it all.
Smelling it all.
Seeing it all.
He wept and said, please take this cup from me.
The cup was not taken away.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
Because only by going in, through, and beyond do we find...
Our true place in God's pantheon.
Only by this test.
And you will all be tested just as Christ was.
You are not Christ, but you are a sub-archetype.
And that's why Satan hates you.
Your soul is so beautiful and its potential so powerful that these demons rage with envy at your glory and your might.
jordan holmes
Like the Green Goblin.
alex jones
Is a spark of the Creator.
Fell and kindled and created what you are in your mother's womb.
jordan holmes
Like Gwen Stacy.
alex jones
Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
dan friesen
Alright, now the news.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
Is that a pep talk?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
No, it's an explanation.
unidentified
Alright, guys.
jordan holmes
Now we're doing two-a-days.
Let's go.
dan friesen
No, it's an explanation for why the devil wants to eat you or something.
Yeah, I think that this is kind of fine as bland preaching.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But yeah, the show that Alex is pretending he's doing, not good.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, I will say that yesterday, my partner and I were driving.
She likes to listen to NPR.
And we had to turn it off at one point because coming up next, what is the difference between soil and dirt?
Next, on Science Friday.
dan friesen
And then Guy Rizdahl comes in and he's like, you know what?
The devil hates the spark of God within you.
jordan holmes
He's like, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
unidentified
I would prefer that.
jordan holmes
Sorry, NPR.
You blew it.
dan friesen
I think fresh air would be so much better if it was just all ranting about the devil.
jordan holmes
It's better than, what is the difference between soil and dirt?
dan friesen
Honestly, I would find that incredibly common and probably informational.
So, Alex has a good bit of transphobia going on, and some of it is more off-color than other bits, but here is just an interesting instance of him making stuff up.
alex jones
Just a few decades ago, it was maybe one woman a year had her breasts removed because she thought she was a man mutilating herself.
Now it's hundreds of thousands of women a year have their breasts cut off.
jordan holmes
Hundreds of thousands.
unidentified
Some as young as 12 years old.
Sounds right.
alex jones
After all, Angelina Jolie made it so cool.
dan friesen
Alright, first of all, Angelina Jolie got a mastectomy because she had a screening done and found that she carried a gene called BRCA1, which dramatically increased her risk of developing breast cancer.
In the general population, the risk for women is about 12% of having breast cancer, but if you have that gene, the risk goes up to 60%.
Her decision to get this procedure done prophylactically was a completely appropriate medical decision and has nothing to do with any of the issues Alex is trying to cover.
Second, Alex is just making up all those statistics.
There are likely over 100,000 mastectomies performed every year in the country, but the vast majority are related to cancer or cancer prevention.
Also, there's the issue that mastectomies aren't the same thing as top surgery, and this gets a little bit murky in trying to parse out some of these details.
Also, no one would do top surgery on a 12-year-old.
That's not appropriate care, even given the standards of care that exist now.
jordan holmes
It would require a comically evil villain, the likes of which Alex could only imagine, to do something that insane.
dan friesen
Yeah, it would not be appropriate at that age.
Alex is just making shit up to freak out his listeners and make them hate trans people even more, but it is interesting that he's bringing up trans men.
That's not something he usually even treats as real.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
All of his fear narratives surround...
jordan holmes
The dick's being cut off.
Well, that's what he tries to...
dan friesen
Well, there's that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then also all kinds of trying to drum up fear around trans women.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
You know, bathroom-type legislation.
Of course.
And, you know, that stuff is so central to almost all of his narratives that it really struck me as strange that he's talking about trans men.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It's just weird.
jordan holmes
It's very weird.
dan friesen
I don't...
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Why are they such bigots?
What are you doing?
Get a job.
dan friesen
Not sure.
jordan holmes
A better job.
dan friesen
So Alex has a big news story about a poll about Biden voters.
alex jones
We have this report out.
Western Journal has this big polls.
17% of Biden voters would have abandoned him if they knew about the stories covered and censored by the media.
Like the Hunter Biden pedo laptop, which is him talking about the head of Chinese intelligence, the one that controls me and my dad.
unidentified
He's worth $57 billion and we have $3 billion or whatever it is, and it's missing and he's disappeared.
My handler in China has been arrested.
What am I going to do?
Mm-hmm.
alex jones
I mean, that's where we are in a country.
dan friesen
It's good character work.
jordan holmes
Where are we in the country?
dan friesen
That's where we are.
jordan holmes
I don't know where that is!
dan friesen
So this is actually a poll that Alex is talking about that was done by the Media Research Center, which is not a reputable polling organization.
They're a right-wing entity that's largely funded by billionaires like the Mercers and big corporations like Exxon.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
They conducted this poll, and then it was reported by Newsbusters, which is a blog that's run by the Media Research Center.
This blog post was then recovered by the Western Journal, and then that's now what Alex is riffing off of for his audience.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Seems weird.
It's weird that Alex wouldn't just look into where the poll came from and report it directly.
It's almost like he just skimmed headlines that someone else printed out for him and put in a big stacky.
jordan holmes
Could be.
dan friesen
Anyway, some of the stories that they asked in this poll, like, the premise of the poll was, if you'd known about these stories, would it have changed your vote?
You know, made you question voting for Biden.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Some of them were really stupid headlines.
jordan holmes
Have you seen Flashdance?
dan friesen
There was one about, like, Hunter Biden's laptop scandal, which Alex is characterizing in his typical restrained fashion.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
But also, one of the stories that they asked about was, quote, Harris most leftist senator.
So anyway, this poll doesn't mean anything, but I do think there are a lot of folks who aren't thrilled with Biden's performance so far as a whole.
I think that's fair.
That doesn't necessarily mean that they would all wish that they had voted for Trump, though, which is what this Newsbusters article is arguing.
jordan holmes
Really seems like they're missing a lot of the context.
dan friesen
If only the media hadn't lied about all this stuff, then Trump would have gotten all the votes.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
dan friesen
Which I guess is the next retreat after you fail with the North Vietnamese boats full of ballots and all the audits and recounts and QAnon nonsense.
After all that kind of chips away in the like, well, I guess we're not really.
We're not going to be able to convince anybody that Trump did actually win the election.
jordan holmes
What we need to do.
dan friesen
We have to play if games.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, I mean, we wouldn't want to do that in the other direction as well, though.
Like, let's not re-litigate any other...
Let's not do a poll, say, in 2016.
If you knew this about Trump, would you have voted for Trump?
Let's not do one of those.
dan friesen
And let's not do one that goes back to the 2000 election.
jordan holmes
Ooh, no, definitely not.
dan friesen
Because then we would have to re-vote for all of the elections.
And we'd have to try and figure out how history would have gone.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
What, are we rewriting the whole thing?
dan friesen
Might as well.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So Alex compares his enemies to characters in a specific movie.
Okay.
jordan holmes
I was wondering where this was going to go.
dan friesen
I'd like you to try and guess what the movie is and what the characters are.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
I will give you three questions that I will answer.
jordan holmes
All right.
Genre of movie?
dan friesen
Cartoon.
jordan holmes
Cartoon.
All right.
Decade.
What decade was the movie made in?
dan friesen
Ooh, Nelly.
I can say with confidence that it was the last 20 years.
And I would say that it was probably in the 2000s to 2010s.
I don't know exact release date.
This kind of blends into...
jordan holmes
I'm going to go, and this could be because I'm way off on the date.
I really want to say Finding Nemo.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
What would the character be?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
unidentified
Which one?
jordan holmes
One of the characters?
dan friesen
Dory?
jordan holmes
Ellen?
dan friesen
No, you are incorrect.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
You're not going to just get put in Twitter jail or get banned on YouTube now.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You're going to be on the inside of a federal prison.
And people are like, well, we better back off and not criticize this.
Well, then you all end up in a prison.
Remember what they said in A Bug's Life?
Oh, I was so close!
Gather all this food up for them because they're lazy.
The other grasshoppers say to the head grasshopper, why'd you just attack and beat up that one little ant who didn't follow your orders?
You just ignored him.
And he goes, because if you let one ant stand up, they might all stand up.
And there goes our way of life.
dan friesen
Bug's life.
Wow.
jordan holmes
It took Alex...
I mean, what?
It's been 20 years?
dan friesen
Something like that.
jordan holmes
Something like that?
That was Dave Foley.
That was Dave Foley starring in A Bug's Life.
Taking top billing.
That was a long time ago that Dave Foley got top billing in movies, man.
dan friesen
It was a ways.
Yep.
So Alex ends up playing that clip from A Bug's Life later in the show.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's a great movie.
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
It's really good.
dan friesen
I don't remember.
jordan holmes
I liked it.
dan friesen
So yeah, he's expanding his repertoire of movie references, which is...
Fun.
That's good.
So there is a little bit of a response to the stories about the claims that he may be moving money around.
But he is also lying about what these stories are about.
alex jones
Why don't the Democrats care?
There was a town hall article last Monday, this last Monday, five days ago, that I didn't get to when I was doing the show.
But the headlines were, it's like the Democrats are trying to implode themselves.
It's like they're trying to destroy themselves.
No, their mission is to destroy America and any free system.
They're the demolition operatives in this economic, cultural, spiritual, biological, chemical war.
So you look at them and you're like, why are they destroying their own country?
Why are they hurting their own interests?
If they rule everything, why are they trying to make it all horrible?
Because they want to get rid of people.
Because they like to kill people.
Because they're bad.
And you're like, well, that sounds really mean.
Well, look at all the other countries.
Look at all the other carnage you read about and you see in history and you actually witness yourself now happening here and around the world.
That's what happens when good people do nothing and let bad people get in charge.
Speaking of that, there's a lot of disinfo articles and a lot of fake news out there saying that Infowars is swimming in money.
dan friesen
Swimming in money.
jordan holmes
Swimming in money that's leaving our pool very quickly in a very strange direction.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think, more accurately said, if these stories are to be understood as, you know, they're being reported in, like, Raw Story, it's less that Infowars is swimming in money and more that the pool is being drained.
unidentified
Yes!
dan friesen
As you were saying.
That money might be...
jordan holmes
Somebody's got a big hose and they're sucking all that money out of that pool and putting it into a lot of pools that other people don't know where those pools are.
dan friesen
Hidden pools.
jordan holmes
Hidden pools are where all that pool water's going.
dan friesen
But look, these stories aren't true.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound true.
alex jones
There's a lot of disinfo articles and a lot of fake news out there saying that Infowars is swimming in money.
unidentified
And it's not true.
alex jones
Infowars is maxed out.
Infowars does not want to have layoffs.
I personally bought an expensive, nice house knowing the market would go up four years ago, sold it for double, put it right back into the operation.
That's what we do, ladies and gentlemen.
And somebody running an operation like this needs $20, $30 million in the bank.
We've got a couple million in the bank, maximum.
And that's for payroll and stuff out in the future.
I personally have exhausted my funds down at almost nothing, which is fine.
I don't care.
I've got a decent card, a decent place I live now.
I don't care about all that.
I'm really concerned about what's happening in the world.
But we really need your support.
Plus, we've got great products.
So, it'll sell out by the end of the weekend.
It is the part two of the founding member coins.
dan friesen
Please buy my overpriced coin.
jordan holmes
Amazing.
dan friesen
My ridiculously marked up novelty coin.
Yep.
So yeah, I mean, obviously, it's pretty predictable.
Anytime any kind of story like this comes out that's kind of threatening to Alex, he's going to use it as a fundraising opportunity.
jordan holmes
Yep.
Oh, they found out that I've been stealing money from them.
My people will love to give me money for that.
dan friesen
We'll see how it plays out.
Interesting ploy.
jordan holmes
It's an interesting strategy.
dan friesen
So in this next clip, it's fairly offensive.
This is a...
A bit of transphobia mixed in here, and if people are sensitive about that, you might want to skip ahead a little bit.
But here, Alex discusses just some shitty perspectives.
alex jones
So here's Jen Psaki.
It says, gender-affirming health care for transgender kids is the best practice for potentially life-saving care.
That's what they're all saying.
Oh, they might commit suicide if you don't chemically castrate them or cut their genitals off.
Think about that.
Transgenders have the highest level of suicide and lowest life expectancy for anybody in the world because they've been targeted by the globalists for extermination, not because people are mean to them, not because they're not celebrated enough.
That's the spiderweb of celebrating it to get people to do it.
And I'm not attacking some people that have decided to do it or people that are, you know, are doing it, quote, in a healthy way.
That's what they want to do, and I put health in quotes.
That's their free will.
Just stay away from the children.
dan friesen
Okay.
So, I mean, obviously, the perspective that he's putting forth is shit, and not backed up by anything other than his own bigotries.
But the conclusion that he comes to is essentially just like, yeah, if you are a trans person, you cannot exist in society.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
You can't exist in public.
Because, I mean, take his, you can't, stay away from the children.
What is that, then?
What does that entail?
How far does that go?
Because it's not just like, okay, you can't be a teacher.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
It's the idea of you needs to be away from my children, which means it can't be on TV.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
It means I can't read about it.
dan friesen
Can't be in a public position where maybe you achieve something that's relevant to the news that a child might learn about?
jordan holmes
If they were to say, oh, this person is the first trans person to become president, that would be, you're in my life.
You've got to stay away from the children.
That is verboten.
dan friesen
You probably...
Can't go to a church?
Nope.
Because you'd probably be around children.
jordan holmes
No, no.
what you would have to do is go to a place where there were only other trans people, people who also couldn't be part of society.
And they would have to be kept there because people wanna be part of society.
You would have to have some sort of thing Right, and obviously these kind of social stigmatizations are the things that Alex wishes to see put in place for the effect of essentially eliminating trans existence in society, whether it be through violence or by...
And that framing of, listen, I don't care what you do because you're you and I'm me and that's fine.
dan friesen
And I'm a libertarian.
jordan holmes
And it's not me trying to hurt you.
The globalists are trying to exterminate trans people.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Those globalists are evil.
I just don't want you anywhere near my children or the existence of you to be something they know about or for you to continue existing.
dan friesen
Right.
And the net effect of that stigmatization that Alex is wishing to increase is the kind of pressure that drives people to suicide.
And he'll just not recognize and wrestle with that and go about his merry way being a monster.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, you know, just...
Just holding a club, hitting somebody, saying, thank God it's me hitting you.
Those imaginary demons above my head would really be me.
dan friesen
They have weird clubs.
jordan holmes
They're really fucked up.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, Alex complains about how the elites, they aren't wearing masks, but they're making everybody else wear masks.
It's a little late on this critique.
alex jones
That's way late.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I am trying to get people to wear masks, and nobody is, the government is against me.
dan friesen
You're an elite.
And I'm mostly only playing this clip as a way of proving that I'm a witch.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That will pay off on a later episode.
alex jones
The elites aren't wearing masks, but their servants and butlers and minions are.
I mean, this is a cult.
We're right out in front of your face.
Like, oh, that famous book by George Arwell on Animal Farm, where at first the pigs convinced other farm animals to rebel against the humans.
That's the archetype of the sitting elite and aristocrats in government by saying four legs good, two legs bad.
But then once the pigs take over, they say, well, two legs good, four legs good.
And then later, they say, actually, four legs bad, two legs good, because the pigs start walking upright.
And so that's how this hypocrisy works.
They're like, you wear your mask, you do all this, but we don't.
dan friesen
Somewhat close to Animal Farm, but also not applicable.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But Alex is talking about the plot of Animal Farm.
That will be important later.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So Alex gives himself a little bit of a review of his own performance today.
And I disagree with him.
jordan holmes
Four stars?
alex jones
I'm doing okay today.
I've covered 30% of the news in the first hour and 12 minutes or so.
I'm going to go to your calls first.
jordan holmes
How do you know it's 30%?
alex jones
We've got this very important question that's being asked by the corporate media everywhere that is so central.
Everyone, even New York Times, not just Town Hall, liberal and conservative are asking this big question.
How on earth are Democrats...
When Biden, on average, has a 30 or lower percent poll, the lowest of any president ever, even in establishment polls that sample 10 to 15 to 20 points more for Democrats, how on earth are they in the midterms going to retain anything when even major blue states are going Republican, hoping to just end this nightmare of gas prices and open borders and collapsing country and war and all the rest of it?
And the answer is election fraud.
And that's why they don't care.
dan friesen
Yep, get ready for that narrative to recycle, and we'll do this game again for the midterms.
This is just sort of a opening salvo of, like, get ready no matter what, if any Democrat wins anything.
jordan holmes
Like the opening bell at the Wall Street on Monday, you know, whoever, it's a ceremonial ding, and then it's like, alright!
dan friesen
Deeply annoying.
jordan holmes
Back to work.
dan friesen
I would guess that maybe Alex has covered 30% of the news, but I...
I mean, it's arbitrary how much news he has to cover.
He hasn't covered shit, but it could be 30% of those.
jordan holmes
No, I think what we need is a progress bar that should be on the heads-up display of his show.
dan friesen
I wouldn't mind it.
jordan holmes
Every story he gets to slowly increases the progress.
Oh shit, we're 40% done with the news!
It's only two hours in!
This dude's killing it!
dan friesen
Alex, you don't get to rant about the devil until you're done with the news.
jordan holmes
Until you're done with the news!
dan friesen
That's your dessert.
You've got to do your job.
jordan holmes
That could have gotten him into a lot of safe...
dan friesen
I think it would make the show a lot more interesting, though, because then there's the tension.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes
Is he going to get to the news?
Is he going to get to the demons?
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's what we want to hear.
jordan holmes
That is, like, that turns it into an almost, like, 1940s boy story.
Like, the guy takes him out of school and they're all in the bus kind of situation.
unidentified
It's like, ooh, if we finish playing baseball, he's gonna tell us the story!
dan friesen
But I think it would cripple the ratings of the early part of the show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because no one wants to hear him cover news.
That's why he rants about the devil all the time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Because he can't cover news.
He just reads headlines.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That's true.
dan friesen
Garbage.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
So, Alex, take some calls.
Most of the rest of the show is calls, and a lot of them are pointless, and I don't care about them.
So, we don't actually have that much left of a show.
It's just a bunch of callers.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Now, this first caller we're going to check in on wants to know, like, hey, look, we know that the globalists are going to destroy...
They're going to take down the internet.
They're going to take down all means of communication.
jordan holmes
The whole thing.
dan friesen
So, what do we do?
What would you do to prepare?
jordan holmes
To prepare for that, I think I would maybe do two things.
I would bolster my defenses.
Really focus on hiring people away who have the capability and ability to protect me.
dan friesen
Okay, that's two things already.
jordan holmes
And then I would try and junction off a portion of the internet just for me.
And I would take it so that they could destroy the rest of the internet, but I would have my own personal piece of...
dan friesen
So you want a small network of tubes.
jordan holmes
Yes, I would want my own Al Gore network that I have for myself.
dan friesen
Well, I guess that would solve the problem of the communication.
This caller has a slight...
A completely different take.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
unidentified
I learned to pick your brain.
What do we do?
I mean, we know they're going to turn the lights out.
We know they're going to turn the internet off.
So let's think about it now and prepare right now.
How do we act?
How do we, you know...
alex jones
You exposed the Deimos group.
Next move.
jordan holmes
Ooh, I was so close.
alex jones
Viral release is a war, an economic collapse, and then sporadic power outages to totally crater civilization.
And if people read that from Klaus Schwab and know ahead of time...
Then if they dare do it, the states will organize and others will realize what's happening.
But we won't even have the gas power plants or the pipelines during a shutdown to get the stuff in we need.
Most of America is somewhat self-sufficient other than areas of California and New York and Connecticut and a few places.
jordan holmes
Most of America.
alex jones
That's why they're shutting our infrastructure off to make us dependent when they go for the jugular.
unidentified
Because we know that they'll just leave their lines open, their media outlets that they want us to hear and to program.
alex jones
Yeah, they're essential.
We're non-essential.
unidentified
Yes.
Should we start buying printing presses?
I mean, that's where we're going back to.
If they shut down...
alex jones
You are a smart guy, but you're thinking about what to do once they hit us with that.
And I agree, we should be doing some of that planning.
But how about stopping them now?
How about saying no to their plan now?
Because if there's enough heat on them that...
Look at COVID.
We partially backed them off to at least take the pressure off because they saw our opposition explode.
unidentified
We did what?
alex jones
We were about to politically take over, so they back off as soon as we're about to win, and then they bring it back later.
Do you see what I'm saying?
unidentified
Exactly.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
What wins were there?
jordan holmes
There were about to be!
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
They were going to get us to not have to wear masks anymore.
dan friesen
Okay.
The government did that?
I don't think it was a response to...
jordan holmes
Yeah, and that's because they didn't want us to take power.
dan friesen
Okay.
I don't think Alex won anything, really.
jordan holmes
We don't have to wear our masks right now, do we?
dan friesen
Well, Fauci's not in prison.
jordan holmes
You don't know that.
When was the last time you saw him in public?
dan friesen
Good point.
And it could be a clone.
jordan holmes
It could be a clone!
dan friesen
There's no, like, declaration that the vaccines are bioweapons.
jordan holmes
That one is going to be a bit of a wait.
They're going to have to wait for that one.
dan friesen
I mean, if you want to declare small victories, that people have gotten tired of being careful, and they've given up on...
jordan holmes
We wore down an entire society.
dan friesen
Yeah, if that's the win that Alex wants to claim, congratulations.
You didn't do shit.
jordan holmes
It turns out we know it takes exactly two...
Two and a half years of being a complete fucking prick to get an entire society to finally quit.
dan friesen
And for a million people to die in our country.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Also, interesting that the places that Alex has deemed not able to be self-sufficient were New York, LA, and Connecticut.
jordan holmes
So weird.
dan friesen
A little bitter.
jordan holmes
So weird.
dan friesen
A little bitter.
jordan holmes
I would like...
Everybody who really thinks that they are part of the majority of America that is self-sufficient to really struggle with what the word self-sufficient means.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because I think when people say things like, oh, I'm very self-sufficient, I do not think they understand what that is.
dan friesen
No.
It's a challenge.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's a lot of things that you take for granted that are part of living in society.
jordan holmes
Like, I am...
So far, here's how unself-sufficient I am, right?
Before I wake up every morning, or no, well, right when I wake up every morning, I have to take pills, otherwise I might go crazy.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And everyone will be in very big trouble.
dan friesen
Yeah?
jordan holmes
I'm not self-sufficient at all.
dan friesen
No, and it's not like you could plant those pills and grow a pill tree.
jordan holmes
Nope, nope, can't grow my own pills.
dan friesen
Right.
And I mean, think about all the people who, you know, might have conditions that are chronic and, you know, even, you know, take mental health on one side and other conditions on the other.
There are tons and tons of people who, that's just not even a realistic possibility.
And then even beyond that, like, I mean, sure, you grow food, maybe?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Do you grow enough?
Do you grow a varied enough type of food?
jordan holmes
Can you do it year after year?
Are you draining the soil of nutrients?
What's the difference between dirt and soil, Dan?
dan friesen
See, that's why you listen to NPR.
Although I do love this guy's plan of getting printing press.
jordan holmes
I really like sometimes the way their brains work.
It does have a very Taskmaster-esque quality to it, where you're like, that is not the solution I would have gone with, sir.
dan friesen
That is the solution I would have gone with.
Printing presses?
jordan holmes
Printing presses.
dan friesen
Yeah, but this guy's going to be disappointed because you can't really print off memes on a...
jordan holmes
You'd have to build...
dan friesen
Type press.
jordan holmes
You'd have to build block stamps that are the meme.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
So you'd just be making your own memes.
dan friesen
That would be a challenge.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because you're not going to have a 3D printer.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean...
dan friesen
You're not going to.
jordan holmes
How are you going to get the printing press, though?
dan friesen
What?
I mean, it's going to be like...
What do you mean?
jordan holmes
Well, who's going to make the printing press?
dan friesen
Well, you have to get it before the whole thing goes down.
That's why he's talking about preparation.
Should I have a printing press in my house now?
Yes.
jordan holmes
Obviously.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Hoard printing presses.
Now, another thing that's important with a printing press is it's only as valuable as what you're printing.
jordan holmes
Right.
Like the Bible.
dan friesen
Sure.
Do you want to make a...
Cutting of the Bible in order to...
I guess there is a movable block, but that's still a ton of work.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, everybody thought that those Gutenberg Bibles were all hard to make or whatever, and then they lasted so long.
I figure it'll be that easy.
We'll do it again.
dan friesen
Sure.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, another caller calls in, and Alex pretends to know what he's talking about.
alex jones
Steve, welcome.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Oh, thanks for taking my call, Alex.
alex jones
Yes, sir.
unidentified
Hey, have you ever heard of a guy called, he goes by the name of Ice Age Farmer?
alex jones
I have heard of that.
One of my producers told me about him.
He's laying out.
He warned they would use the caravans, right, as a pretext to bring in martial law, right?
unidentified
They're going after this bird flu, and they're going around killing thousands, if not millions of turkeys and chickens.
So when Joe Biden says there's flu stories coming, there is.
They're doing it.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
That's right.
There's major supply breakdowns everywhere.
dan friesen
Yeah, so Alex pretended to know who Ice Age Farmer is.
jordan holmes
Don't just say that's right!
I don't even know what that guy's saying!
dan friesen
He's saying that there is a bird flu that's going around.
jordan holmes
And they're killing millions of chickens and birds.
dan friesen
I'm not sure what the exact numbers are, but yeah, there have been some bird populations that have been affected.
They believe that a lot of it is being transmitted by some wild raptors.
Not the kind that...
No, I understand.
That they'll fly over a chicken coop or whatever.
jordan holmes
And then take a shit, and then the chickens will be like, and then it happens.
dan friesen
Yeah, so that's the operating theory.
I don't think it's as big an issue as this guy is presenting, but it is something to keep an eye on and whatever.
But the larger picture is Alex is pretending that he knows what this guy is talking about, and he has no idea.
jordan holmes
Man, that's a metaphor for InfoWars.
You know, the raptor that flies over and shits on a bunch of chickens and then they have disease.
That makes perfect sense to me.
dan friesen
I mean, look.
Yeah, why not?
Why not?
So Alex says that he's got a guest coming on.
And I got really interested right away.
alex jones
We're going to calls in the order that received Elizabeth is up next.
And Lorenzo and John, I'll get to you all, but I got a special guest popping in for like a segment and a half.
I'll go back to your phone calls.
This is...
Article we posted a few days ago.
Vaccine harm.
Man describes losing leg every AstraZeneca jab.
Alex Mitchell is going to be joining us on the other side of this quick break to talk about this because we can talk about the statistics all day and the facts, but to hear from an individual what happened is very, very important.
I know a lot of people personally.
dan friesen
You can talk about the statistics all day, but they don't make the point that you want to make, so talk about anecdotal cases and freak people out.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So this is a strange story for Alex to cover because it kind of muddles the narratives about vaccines.
He's made such a huge deal out of how he thinks it's the mRNA in the vaccines that makes them really dangerous and how that's what makes it an experimental gene therapy.
That's the appeal that it has to the audience to create a mysterious unknown that Alex has used to spread doubt and fear for his audience.
This is why he always talks about Pfizer and Moderna, but almost never brings up Johnson& Johnson.
It's because J&J isn't an mRNA vaccine, so it's not as easy to scare the audience.
jordan holmes
It's just a regular old vaccine?
dan friesen
That the audience is more used to existing.
Yeah.
AstraZeneca is also not an mRNA vaccine, but it's also not available in the United States, so there's a decent chance that the audience doesn't know that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
In fact, there's a decent chance that Alex doesn't even actually know that.
jordan holmes
It's a pretty solid chance that Alex doesn't know it.
unidentified
Now, I kind of got disappointed.
dan friesen
This guest never shows up.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
I was pretty excited to hear how Alex was going to handle this, whether he was going to realize that it's not...
mRNA vaccine and we never find out.
jordan holmes
Just never had to grapple with it.
That's disappointing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It seems like he fucking matrixed his way out of a bullet on that one.
dan friesen
Yeah, possibly.
Matrixed himself out of the way of a non-mRNA vaccine heading right for him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, just, whoa!
dan friesen
So we have one last clip.
It's another caller.
I just thought that this was pretty funny.
Pretty indicative of like, I mean, this is Saved by the Bell shit.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
Regarding Trump, okay, I've seen the footage of him taking hands with Klaus Schwab.
I've seen the footage of him on stage with Bill O 'Reilly openly bragging, taking responsibility for the mRNA gene therapy, how it's so good that he's been jabbed, that he's been boosted.
Then I've seen the crowd, how they booed him, and he kind of mocked them, saying, oh, that's just a small minority.
Now, here's my question, Alex.
If Trump is re-elected, What are his main priorities going to be?
And let me just ask you straight out.
Can we trust him or is Trump a globalist?
I want to know.
alex jones
You know, we should do a whole call-in show.
And I said I'd start doing these a few weeks ago, but I've been so busy.
We're going to start doing a few weeknight shows and more than like three-hour commercial-free calls.
That'd be it.
unidentified
According to the World Gold Council.
dan friesen
It's all right, because I'll say Bob the Bell.
Yep.
Pretty sweet.
jordan holmes
That is...
If we do a show about calls that are as good as that show, that show's gonna be...
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Hey, is Trump a globalist?
Let me tell ya.
jordan holmes
That is a great...
dan friesen
Here's this idea for call-in show that I've been talking about for years and not really...
I do not want to answer if Trump is a globalist that you're backing me into a place where I will have to say something that I don't really want to take responsibility for later, so...
Cut to commercial.
Pretty sweet.
So yeah, I mean, look, this episode, not a lot of, not that much meat on the bones.
But, you know, Alex has been gone for a while, so I wanted to check in with him on the present day.
And, you know, there's a lot of this big news breaking vis-a-vis his cases.
And so I wanted to see if there was a robust response.
jordan holmes
Clearly there was.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, him and Norm had something of a response.
jordan holmes
They had a busted response.
dan friesen
Yes, quite.
jordan holmes
That's very different, yeah.
dan friesen
And yeah, so, I mean, this is what we get.
So you're going to be gone on vacation.
It's true.
But ideally, hopefully, maybe be able to put something together if there's any breaking news.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
dan friesen
But if not, we'll check in with Alex when you get back.
jordan holmes
Indeed we will.
dan friesen
But Jordan.
jordan holmes
What if I miss you?
Will I need to go somewhere to see your beautiful face?
dan friesen
You have to go to our website.
jordan holmes
Let's go to knowledgefight.com.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And maybe, no, it's too early.
You won't find anything about mustard.
unidentified
Not yet.
Not yet.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight dot go to Ben Jordan.
unidentified
That's right.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
jordan holmes
Danilla Ice.
dan friesen
Danilla.
Ooh, not good.
unidentified
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
So dreamy-creamy.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes
Hello, Alex.
unidentified
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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