Today, Dan and Jordan do their 666th episode, which is just a normal episode. In this installment, Alex reveals that it's legal to kill babies, Dan has a few thoughts about Wrestlemania, and DJ Danarchy provides a special evil theme song. Citations
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And the New World Order cannot kill me unless Selene decides it's time for me to die. | |
| The New World Order This is it. | ||
| The rise of Satan's kingdom on Earth. | ||
| Foretold of old. | ||
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The Old and New Testament. | |
| Prophesied for more than 5,000 years. | ||
| 66060606 66666666666 Satanism sounds pretty great. | ||
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This is a cult, man. | |
| Just like the Bible says, cult of Celine. | ||
| These people are focused psychotic murderers. | ||
| And I really like the show. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody! | ||
| Welcome to the 666th episode spectacular of Knowledge Fight on Band. | ||
| I'm Jordan! | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around and worship the Elder of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| So many thank yous to DJ Dan Arkey. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| For the special new theme song. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| What a treat. | ||
| That was a delight. | ||
| It was fantastic. | ||
| It was another 30 seconds on top of already. | ||
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Of course. | |
| Some people have said that our theme song is too short, and those people are DJ Danerky. | ||
| Just what a treat to have someone offer services like that. | ||
| And just so good. | ||
| The talent, it is so good. | ||
| The most frequent... | ||
| Comment we get, I think, is Jordan needs to shut up. | ||
| Yeah, that's number one. | ||
| And then the second most frequent comment is, that theme song slaps. | ||
| It fucking slaps. | ||
| So thank you for making another banger. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Dan! | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| What's your bright spot today? | ||
| My bright spot today is, actually, I was on the most recent episode of Marty and Sarah Love Wrestling. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| Our friends Marty DeRosa and Sarah Shockey got together and did a little WrestleMania preview. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I think I got a number of the matches right, just by accident, so what? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I made some predictions, and yeah, I watched WrestleMania last night. | ||
| I watched the first night. | ||
| That's right, it's two nights. | ||
| There's another one. | ||
| We're recording this on Sunday. | ||
| As of the time of recording. | ||
| And the big deal, of course, spoiler alerts, if you haven't watched WrestleMania and you plan to, Stone Cold Steve Austin came back on night one of WrestleMania. | ||
| It was bizarre. | ||
| So he came to do like a talk show segment that closed the show. | ||
| I'm sorry, do what now? | ||
| That on its own is nuts. | ||
| Like Regis and Kathie Lee? | ||
| Like that kind of talk show? | ||
| Well, one of the things that wrestling does that doesn't make sense is that they will have people create their own talk shows and then they will do them. | ||
| It's basically just a way to set up fights. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| You know, basically like, ah, I'm interviewing this person, and I'm like, oh. | ||
| It's a framing device for them to break into, it's like Jerry Springer. | ||
| But if you consider it for a little while, and why are they doing a talk show? | ||
| It hurts. | ||
| The premise starts to fall apart. | ||
| It hurts your brain? | ||
| So Kevin Owens, for some reason, in the last couple months, decided that he hated Texas. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so he's been running down Texas, and how stupid everyone from Texas is. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Because WrestleMania's in Dallas, Stone Cold is from Texas. | ||
| So he's trying to lure Stone Cold to be a guest on his talk show. | ||
| So Stone Cold shows up for the talk show. | ||
| He's like, hey, man, look, I'm actually looking for a fight. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And, of course, Stone Cold goes through all the hits. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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If y 'all people want to see me stomp a mud hole in this guy's ass, let me see. | |
| Let me hear you say, hell yeah! | ||
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| The great, the great hits. | ||
| Camera cut to a sign in the crowd, Austin 316, for sure, right? | ||
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Of course. | |
| Absolutely, yeah. | ||
| So they end up having a match, which is bizarre. | ||
| Because it's been 19 years since Stone Cold had a match. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And what I thought was even more bizarre is that, of course, Stone Cold won. | ||
| But in the match, Owens was able to give Stone Cold a stunner, which is nuts. | ||
| But that's unbelievable. | ||
| It's believable. | ||
| It happened. | ||
| That's a bizarre level of respect. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| To allow him to do your move to you. | ||
| But anyway, Stone Cold ended up winning, and then he stunned Kevin Owens again, just for fun. | ||
| Opened up and poured maybe 30 beers on himself. | ||
| It's an entire Natty Light case. | ||
| It kept going. | ||
| And one of the fun things Stokehold used to do is he would have people come to the ring, he'd lure an announcer, and then they'd cheers a beer as they're drinking, he'd kick them and give them a stunner. | ||
| So he brings Byron Saxton, who's one of the commentators, he brings him in, does that with him. | ||
| Oh, he does. | ||
| Here, have a beer with me, and then he stuns Saxton. | ||
| How does Saxton not know this is coming? | ||
| He knows it's coming. | ||
| He has to know it's coming. | ||
| So then immediately after this, Stone Cold has his brother come into the ring. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I've never seen this guy before. | ||
| I didn't know he had a brother. | ||
| But I guess they're celebrating his last WrestleMania or whatever. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
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That's great. | |
| Wait, is his brother dead? | ||
| No. | ||
| He's alive. | ||
| He's there. | ||
| So his brother comes into the ring, and they have a beer. | ||
| And I'm like, stun him. | ||
| Stun him. | ||
| Yeah, stun your own brother. | ||
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And I was furious that he didn't. | |
| Well, what should have happened is his brother stuns him. | ||
| No, that would have been too confusing. | ||
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But it would have been hilarious if he would have stunned his brother. | |
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| The storyline just means he's gone mad with stunned power. | ||
| He's stunning everybody in the crowd. | ||
| Or just we're having a good time. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I thought the show was fine, I guess, but that really was my big complaint because he didn't stun his brother. | ||
| Yeah, he should have stunned his brother. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| They set the precedent with him stunning Byron Sexton. | ||
| You gotta follow through. | ||
| The rule of threes. | ||
| Rowan, Saxton, your brother. | ||
| Yeah, especially since the third one is the funniest one by five. | ||
| It's heightened a bit. | ||
| Absolutely, totally. | ||
| Everything was there. | ||
| Unstoppable. | ||
| I mean, this just proves to me that Stone Cold is a coward, and I too hate the state of Texas. | ||
| I mean, I don't know if he should. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| He's gonna finally stun his brother, that's for sure. | ||
| No, no. | ||
| So what's your bright spot? | ||
| Well, my bright spot. | ||
| I'll piggyback off of you. | ||
| I, too, joined another podcast. | ||
| What? | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| We've cheated on each other. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Except you did it in my own bed. | ||
| This is my apartment. | ||
| Oh, sure. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| And Marty and Sarah just moved. | ||
| They didn't have Wi-Fi. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| Anyways, it's Lions Led by Donkeys with Joe Kasabian, or Kasabian, I'm not sure. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
| Uh-oh. | ||
| But yeah, it was absolutely fantastic. | ||
| He was like, we're going to do a two-parter. | ||
| And then we talked for three hours, so you know how you do. | ||
| And it was just a fantastic time. | ||
| And it'll be available for free in a couple of weeks, I think. | ||
| Yeah, I've seen some people posting positive things about it. | ||
| I have not had a chance to listen yet, but that's very exciting. | ||
| I like that you and I are branching out in ways that presage our brain. | ||
| Yes, you're going to lead more towards wrestling, and I'm going to lead more towards more atrocities. | ||
| That's where we're going. | ||
| Responding to other people saying things. | ||
| Oh, good times. | ||
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Yep. | |
| So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over, and as promised, it's the return of modern Alex. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Now, some people might have been expecting like a 666th episode that's a special episode, but when have we ever done anything like that? | ||
| That's really not our style. | ||
| No. | ||
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No. | |
| That's never been our thing, and so this is just a normal episode. | ||
| We're going to be talking about March 31st. | ||
| 2022. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Yeah, not good. | ||
| Not good? | ||
| Not good. | ||
| I mentioned this to you before we started recording, is that because of the time spent preparing the deposition episodes and putting Alex on timeout, it's been a little while since I'd listened to some present-day Alex, and it was jarring to listen to it again. | ||
| It is so hateful. | ||
| It is so shockingly offensive. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know what to say other than even I, someone who has listened to thousands of hours of Alex's show, was taken aback a little bit by the freshness. | ||
| Seeing it fresh after a few days of not... | ||
| Oh, that's brutal. | ||
| Man, this is a gross show. | ||
| But I'm not going to play too much of the stuff that's actually like... | ||
| Horrific? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| So don't worry about that, folks. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But we'll get down to business on all this, but before we do, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks. | ||
| Oh, that's a great idea. | ||
| So first, the Boschki. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Next, Tamaraptor. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
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Back out! | |
| Next, Nostra Thomas was always right. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Back out! | ||
| Next, I'm addicted to Alex's voice and this is the safest way to get my fill. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You're now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Next, Notta Weasley. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| Next, My God Has a Bigger Dick. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Thank you very much! | ||
| And we got a technocrat in the mix. | ||
| So, thank you so much to our dogs, Potato and Chip. | ||
| Maybe sick of Alex's whining, but my husband and I are... | ||
| My husband-o. | ||
| Can't tell if that's mistyping or husband-o. | ||
| Either way, husband Doe and I are big fans. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| I have risen above my enemies. | ||
| I might quit tomorrow, actually. | ||
| I'm just going to take a little breaky now. | ||
| A little breaky for me. | ||
| And then we're going to come back. | ||
| And I'm going to start the show over. | ||
| But I'm the devil! | ||
| I've got to be taken over here! | ||
| I've been all this... | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| Fuck you! | ||
| I got plenty of words for you, but at the end of the day, fuck you and your new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit. | ||
| Maybe today should be my last broadcast. | ||
| Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years. | ||
| Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow and you never see me again. | ||
| That's really what I want to do. | ||
| I never want to come back here again. | ||
| I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air. | ||
| I'll be better tomorrow. | ||
| He's not. | ||
| He's as bad as ever. | ||
| So a lot has happened since last we checked in with present day Alex. | ||
| He's facing escalating penalties for every day that he does not. | ||
| Well, it's not escalating every day. | ||
| He's facing penalties for every day that he does not do his deposition for the Connecticut Sandy Hook cases. | ||
| We call that the breakfast club scenario. | ||
| Every week he misses, he gets another week of detention. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The whole, I had a doctor's note, is not flying. | ||
| Not gonna go? | ||
| No. | ||
| Yeah, he's in bad shape about that. | ||
| Things aren't good. | ||
| Things aren't good. | ||
| No. | ||
| Not in Infowars land. | ||
| No, the world's falling apart. | ||
| It does seem like that. | ||
| But, even if the whole house is on fire, that's not gonna stop Alex from getting to the news. | ||
| No. | ||
| And doing his job, which is telling you the accurate information about the world around you. | ||
| All right, let me lay out exactly what's going on and unfolding and just let you hear some of these headlines, this mainstream news. | ||
| California introduces new bill that would allow mothers to kill their babies up to seven days after birth. | ||
| Remember, that's already been going on for a long time. | ||
| We told you about it over a decade ago. | ||
| Universities in the U.S. are delivered to live babies after they're born who are kept alive for sometimes months in medical experiments, and I'm not going to tell you what some of the perverts that work at these do to the babies. | ||
| None of that is true. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| That's just the bullshit spin on aborted fetuses being used for research that's given in the right-wing media based on manipulatively edited videos released by liars like James O 'Keefe and the Center for American Progress? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So this is an absolute lie about a bill in California titled AB 2223, which amended parts of the Public Health Code regarding issues around abortion. | ||
| This has nothing to do with letting people kill babies for up to seven days, which is actually a decrease from the amount of time Alex used to claim the left used. | ||
| That's bizarre to me. | ||
| He's like, oh, it's only seven days now, as opposed to whatever it was before. | ||
| It's like a month before. | ||
| It's more reasonable for a week. | ||
| I think the left agreed. | ||
| I think he was reporting it was like a year. | ||
| Sure, but the left has gotten their shit together and they've decided that it's only a week. | ||
| Right. | ||
| So this is actually about formalizing the position that no one will be held criminally or civilly responsible for engaging The Shithead websites Alex gets his information from generally cover the story like this. | ||
| This is a quote from LifeSite News, which I know that Alex reads and uses as a source. | ||
| Quote, the proposed legislation would shield a mother from civil and criminal charges for any, quote, actions or omissions, end quote, related to her pregnancy, quote, including miscarriage, stillbirth, or abortion, or perinatal death, end quote. | ||
| Although definitions of, quote, perinatal death, unquote, vary, all of them include the demise of newborn seven days or more after birth. | ||
| This coverage of the story relies heavily on selected quotation, selective quotation, which is why I really strongly specified where the quotes began and end. | ||
| Here's the full part of that section in the bill as it appears. | ||
| Quote, notwithstanding any other law, a person shall not be subject to civil or criminal liability or penalty or otherwise deprived of their rights based on their actions or omission with respect to their pregnancy or actual potential or alleged pregnancy outcome, including miscarriage, stillbirth or abortion or perinatal death. | ||
| That part, the notwithstanding any other law, is a massive part of the sentence to leave out because it basically contradicts the entire narrative that's being built. | ||
| You can't kill your baby after it's born because that would violate another law. | ||
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What? | |
| Yes. | ||
| Who would ever write a law that's like, you can't kill your baby? | ||
| I thought the left loved killing babies. | ||
| Notwithstanding any other law. | ||
| So you're telling me that there was already a law that you can't murder babies? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Since when? | ||
| It's been a while. | ||
| At least a couple months. | ||
| At least a couple months? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Okay. | |
| This language in the bill is specifically meant to make it so if there's a miscarriage or a baby dies shortly after birth from natural causes, the parent won't be held civilly or criminally responsible. | ||
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Right. | |
| Like, say, in a different state where they might say, oh, your baby died two days afterwards, even though the doctor said that it was going to die no matter what you did, we forced you to carry it to term and give birth to it, and now we're going to prosecute you for a crime because... | ||
| It's suspicious. | ||
| It is. | ||
| Certainly. | ||
| Why else would it happen? | ||
| This is honestly a pathetic attempt to get mad about something that literally says the opposite thing that you're claiming it does. | ||
| But people like Alex only have pathetic attempts to offer because they're dumb and their points are shit. | ||
| He just hates people who get abortions, partially because of his religious zealotry and partially due to unprocessed guilt that he feels about his past reproductive decisions. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He could deal with his problems, but instead he does this. | ||
| Larger picture, the right-wing media has taken aim at the bill because it includes language in it to take gendered language out of the existing health code, which has got them really mad because their number one organizing issue at the moment is demonizing trans people, and this fits right into that heading for them. | ||
| Overall, a hateful and stupid lie from Alex to start the show that will likely end up helping get people who need reproductive health care... | ||
| Curiously, Alex seems to be skipping over the news about Lauren Handy, the Washington anti-abortion activist whose house was searched and it turned out she had five fetuses in coolers. | ||
| No hot take on that one, it seems. | ||
| Weird. | ||
| He would have to have a cool take on that one. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yeah, that one's not... | ||
| Not bringing that one up? | ||
| Seems to have not happened. | ||
| Oh, that's odd, because it seems like, you know, that would be something that's so important to talk about, you know, because the left is killing babies seven days afterwards, so we should find out what the anti-abortion activists are doing, keeping fetuses in coolers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Why was she doing that? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I think from the story that I read about it, there was an allegation from either her or one of her associates that they were evidence. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Don't buy it. | ||
| I don't buy it. | ||
| Anyway, there's more big news, and Alex is like he's on the ball here. | ||
| Meanwhile, Samsung has banned the word Z, or the letter Z, and I told you that was coming next. | ||
| Banning letters, so that's now banned. | ||
| We've got so much to break down there. | ||
| Very important news. | ||
| So much to break down. | ||
| Samsung didn't ban the letter Z. Alex is just misreading a story from RT. | ||
| The letter Z has become a bit of a symbol for the invading Russian army, who are currently still engaged in a war in Ukraine that Alex said would last about 48 hours over a month ago. | ||
| As such, it's taken on a bit of a negative connotation to people who aren't bootlicking Putin apologists like Alex, and this became a branding problem for Samsung. | ||
| They didn't ban the letter Z, but a new foldable phone that they were selling was called the Galaxy Z Fold 3, and that name and release were poorly timed. | ||
| They decided to remove the Z from the name in Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia, probably because it would have been a PR issue if they didn't. | ||
| So naturally, because Alex is a lazy liar, this becomes them banning the letter Z. Yeah! | ||
| I mean, instead of being like, hey, let's not reference a genocide. | ||
| How about that? | ||
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Well... | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's an unfortunate PR situation. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Obviously, the name was made before the war. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Samsung wasn't like, hey, we got a real cool idea we can piggyback off of to sell some more phones. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| I don't think this is a big deal. | ||
| I think it's a non-deal. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, these are some of the top headlines Alex says. | ||
| This is top headlines. | ||
| Yep, this is the stuff that Alex thinks is worth discussing, and actually, he thinks it conveys important information the audience needs and can use. | ||
| Well, if a brand removes the letter Z, then that means they're coming for your W's. | ||
| L. They're coming for, I mean, nobody's gonna touch a C, but an R is fucking gone. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The big C won't let it. | ||
| Big C won't allow that to happen. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Other big news that Alex gets into that veers off track into thinly veiled anti-Semitism. | ||
| Putin signs decree ordering gas exports to be halted. | ||
| If buyers don't buy in rubles, already giant gas shortages and rationing in Europe, particularly Germany. | ||
| Biden responds by announcing an unprecedented in-size and duration release of the U.S. oil reserves. | ||
| Yes, run out our strategic oil reserves. | ||
| Instead of letting people drill for oil and pump oil and deliver oil, and he's still got a moratorium on banks giving loans to oil companies to drill. | ||
| That means only the big guys can drill, and the wildcatters are cut out of the industry. | ||
| This is total economic war against us at point-blank range. | ||
| Also, big articles out on how Soros controls most cities and even most small towns now, with his judges and district and county attorneys that rule. | ||
| And believe me, I face these people. | ||
| They know they're criminals. | ||
| They know they're prosecuting a war against the American people. | ||
| And there is no due process for Christians, conservatives, gun owners, veterans, anyone that's basically not a pedophile, loving devil worshiper. | ||
| We've got that information. | ||
| Hard to get more clear about how you're vomiting out anti-Semitic conspiracy theories than to insist that Soros runs all the cities and small towns with judges he puppet masters. | ||
| Yeah, that one's... | ||
| It's pretty overt stuff. | ||
| That one's tough to get around. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So now to the issue of the oil drilling loans. | ||
| This is entirely made up. | ||
| In August 2021, Biden's Department of the Treasury issued guidance that multilateral development banks shouldn't give international loans for coal and oil exploration. | ||
| This is guidance, not a rule. | ||
| It's also not applicable domestically, so unless these wildcatters, these independent oil drillers, are trying to get a loan from the World Bank to dig in Vietnam, it doesn't apply. | ||
| This is nonsense. | ||
| I mean, it doesn't get more wildcat than suddenly going to Vietnam. | ||
| That's a wild-ass cat. | ||
| Yeah, that's a wildcat, man. | ||
| So, in fact, the opposite of what Alex is saying is true. | ||
| In January 2021, the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency adopted a new rule which made it essentially impossible for domestic banks in the United States to unilaterally reject loans from businesses in a particular industry. | ||
| For instance, denying oil companies loans because you're worried about climate change. | ||
| Right. | ||
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While this may seem like a bit of a negative thing, there's an argument that it could actually be important because it makes it so banks can't refuse to loan to broad categories of things like charities. | |
| Right. | ||
| In the absence of a rule like this. | ||
| Sure. | ||
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From an OCC press release, quote, as comptrollers and staff in previous administrations have made clear in speeches, guidance and testimony, banks should not terminate services to entire categories of customers without conducting individual risk assessments. | |
| It's inconsistent with basic principles of prudent risk management to make decisions based solely on conclusory or categorical assertions of risk without actual analysis. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| As this was at the end of Trump's term, there was some talk that the rule would be reversed once Biden got into office. | ||
| But in January 2021, Federal Reserve Governor Lael Brainard gave an explicit word that the Fed would not be making any directives about banks not loaning to specific industries. | ||
| Quote, that's not our job. | ||
| We don't tell banks which sectors to lend to. | ||
| We ask them to risk manage and we make sure they have good practices or good processes in place. | ||
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Right. | |
| So we got two stories so far that are both not true and aggressively the opposite is true. | ||
| Arguably three. | ||
| Yeah, arguably three. | ||
| I mean, I don't know what there is about the Z that we can really hang our hats on there, but this one is saying you can't do the thing you can do and you can't not do the thing that you can do. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| It's just complete nonsense. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| If you're just listening to his show for information, you're going to just believe the opposite of what is real. | ||
| Yeah, it's topsy-turvy world. | ||
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Cool. | |
| So anyway, I think he's just making this shit up, but if I had to guess, I think Alex might have skimmed some headlines about the SEC proposing new regulations about oil companies having to provide climate-related disclosures, and then he's reporting on it like this. | ||
| I think either that or he's just making this up out of thin air. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| That sounds about right. | ||
| But... | ||
| You know, maybe in reality, I just don't listen to Alex hard enough. | ||
| I think you're the only person who listens to Alex hard enough. | ||
| But yet, I still have Alex telling me that I need to listen up and listen good. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| It's not going to just be the third world that's starving to death. | ||
| It's going to be every major country in the world. | ||
| And again, the globalists have civil war planned, not just here, but in many other countries, during the collapse. | ||
| So wouldn't that just be global war? | ||
| And that needs to sink in to the people that are involved in the different government agencies and corporations that have been helping carry this out who are compartmentalized. | ||
| You need to get decompartmentalized and you need to listen to me and listen good. | ||
| Because I have your best interest at heart because we all have joint interest here for civilization to exist and to continue on. | ||
| So please listen to me. | ||
| And I'm getting the biggest chills I've ever gotten on air because when I'm over the target, the spirit tells you. | ||
| So listen to me very carefully. | ||
| Here's the good news. | ||
| I have a bunch of indicators here in government and corporate policy in just the last 48 hours that's getting almost no attention that there are some sane people inside the system that are trying to put the brakes on the collapse. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So there's some good people who are doing some stuff? | ||
| Alright. | ||
| Wait. | ||
| Man, this is so frustrating. | ||
| I hate administrations because last time we've got Trump in office and he's surrounded by some bad people who are trying to poison his Diet Coke. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then now... | ||
| Everything that happens is some nefarious undercover globalist. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And now we've got Biden in office and they're still like, oh, surrounding Biden are good people who are doing it. | ||
| Yeah, there's rogue people who are the good ones who are... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Just figure your shit out. | ||
| You can't. | ||
| You gotta. | ||
| Well, it's... | ||
| You kind of box yourself in if you don't allow for... | ||
| Rogue agents within the administration? | ||
| I was going to say making up whatever you want. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Well, there's that. | ||
| Because you have to be able to justify good things that happen under the administrations of people you hate and why bad things happen under your hero's administration. | ||
| And so you just create these bizarro spy novels. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But it's not even a spy novel. | ||
| It's like... | ||
| If James Bond were able to pass legislation or something, you know? | ||
| It's nonsense. | ||
| Bill 6-4. | ||
| HB 6-4. | ||
| But speaking of James Bond, did you know that all of the globalists are based on, or James Bond villains, all of them are based on globalists? | ||
| That does sound true. | ||
| It is true. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And they've got underground fortresses and redoubts and huge compounds, and they really are James Bond villains. | ||
| Remember, James Bond villains are based on real people that Ian Fleming knew when he went to places like Bilderberg. | ||
| So when you see those movies, it seems like it's the real world. | ||
| It's because that's actually what's going on. | ||
| You've got governments, and then you've got Spectre. | ||
| You've got Hydra. | ||
| You can call it whatever the hell you want, but it's real. | ||
| Isn't Hydra... | ||
| G.I. Joe. | ||
| You know, Cobra Commander, he wears a mask. | ||
| He's really a corporate leader. | ||
| He's got royalty working for him. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| British Empire, Destro. | ||
| The writers of all these shows are telling you what's really going on. | ||
| You understand that? | ||
| Well, I don't work for Cobra. | ||
| I work for humanity and America and freedom. | ||
| And it really comes down to that. | ||
| You work for the snake? | ||
| You know, from the Bible? | ||
| The devil? | ||
| Are you on Cobra's team? | ||
| Or are you on God's team? | ||
| You better decide right now. | ||
| Now, the most important way to understand my religious belief is to watch a children's cartoon. | ||
| If I understand correctly, the world was just explained to me in a barrage of references to evil organizations in 100% fictional universes. | ||
| Mostly ones for children, too. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| Look, don't you understand me playing G.I. Joe in the backyard with my friends was actually training for the fight against the devil? | ||
| You know what's crazy about it is he didn't... | ||
| Didn't bring up Captain Planet, and I mean, arguably, it doesn't get more based on real-life villains than Captain Planet does. | ||
| Sure, that one guy was a rat, but his real problem was dumping toxic waste into places. | ||
| I think it would overcomplicate things. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think Alex would... | ||
| These are all thematically just like, ha-ha, big shadowy organizations. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Also, wouldn't Trump be Arik Goldfinger? | ||
| He had that whole photo spread of him in an apartment full of gold. | ||
| It really did have a Bond vibe to it! | ||
| Whose odd job? | ||
| Whose jaws? | ||
| I think, what? | ||
| Who all was on The Celebrity Apprentice? | ||
| I think Danny Bonaduce. | ||
| Danny Bonaduce is odd job. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The guy from Poison? | ||
| The guy from Poison? | ||
| Brett? | ||
| Brett something? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| He was on the Rock of Love bus? | ||
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Yeah, exactly. | |
| I don't know. | ||
| He's Jaws. | ||
| I keep thinking Bret Hart. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That's definitely not it. | ||
| Yeah, so this is dumb, but I think it's really kind of troubling how entrenched this idea is that, like, no, the people writing G.I. Joe were trying to warn you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, that is... | ||
| A thing that he just said on a radio show in public that would 100% get you sectionated, you know, fast. | ||
| Like, what if you were telling your boss that at work? | ||
| Right? | ||
| Hey, listen, if you want to understand global politics, you need to watch G.I. Joe. | ||
| You're fired. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| Good decision. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| I will not fight back. | ||
| I'm going to go tell the NLRB that you murdered me, and I'm already dead. | ||
| This is just troubling. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| So, there is some good news, like Alex mentioned earlier, and here's some of it. | ||
| Okay, let me give you the good news. | ||
| The United States quietly removed fertilizer off the list of banned items. | ||
| And the European Union is moving to do the same. | ||
| Because if you don't do that, it will kill upwards of a billion people in the next two years and cause a chain reaction. | ||
| Because the supply chain is always a year out with fertilizer. | ||
| Already, it's going to kill probably 100 million people what's happened. | ||
| So the underlying story here is more or less true, that Biden's Treasury Department eased the sanctions as it relates to medical and agricultural products, which is probably a good thing. | ||
| Alex is exaggerating things a little bit, though. | ||
| There will definitely be effects, but it's premature to assume that it'll be nearly as cataclysmic as Alex is presenting, this disruption that's happened. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It obviously wouldn't be a perfect fit, but there are... | ||
| Some solutions that can be helpful. | ||
| There would be ripple effects related to cost, and that's not a small issue. | ||
| But there are also solutions that we can explore as a country to offset some of that challenge, because it's just a financial monetary challenge, and if we had the will and the political will... | ||
| Some of that would be not as difficult. | ||
| No, it sounds like that's an unsolvable problem that we'll never handle. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It probably is, unfortunately. | ||
| Yeah, I wish I was joking. | ||
| Also, on March 11th, the Department of Agriculture announced $250 million in grant funding for the exploration of new domestic fertilizer production options. | ||
| This is going to push American industry, create new jobs and opportunities, and maybe make a dent in the food supply issue as a whole, and possibly help create innovations in terms of But look, | ||
| Biden's Treasury Department rolled back some of these sanctions, and Biden's Department of Agriculture announced these grants for domestic exploration of new technologies and industry. | ||
| Alex should be celebrating that, but... | ||
| It was Biden's administration, so some of this stuff doesn't even seem to have happened. | ||
| It's rogue agents that Trump left behind. | ||
| Sleeper agents. | ||
| I'm sure that would be the explanation, but he doesn't even seem to recognize it. | ||
| No, don't worry about it. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| Oh, just because better things are happening under the guy that I hate doesn't mean I have to tell people about it. | ||
| No, that would be bad. | ||
| That would be bad. | ||
| No one would buy your dumb shit. | ||
| No one would buy my shit! | ||
| So we go out to break. | ||
| Things are grim. | ||
| So you can pretend you're with the establishment. | ||
| You can pretend you're a judge with your black robes. | ||
| You're going along with the system. | ||
| You can pretend you're a leftist leader or a bureaucrat. | ||
| But what you are is fools to sell out your birthright and destroy the social safety net and destroy the checks and balances and chivalry that have protected us all for hundreds of years. | ||
| The last vestiges of the Renaissance are being swept away as we sit here. | ||
| Brace yourselves for hell. | ||
| None of that meant anything. | ||
| What? | ||
| What was he even mad about? | ||
| I mean, you heard the judges think. | ||
| Sure, so it's probably his trials. | ||
| Yeah, probably. | ||
| You would assume so. | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| I mean, none of that meant anything. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| The last vestiges of the Renaissance. | ||
| What are they? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| What are the last vestiges of the Renaissance? | ||
| I mean, I assume the First Amendment. | ||
| And then chivalry, slapping people with gloves. | ||
| The right to duel? | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| I think we should have that. | ||
| The... | ||
| Unalienable right to be a knight errant. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You need to... | ||
| Well, I mean, you have to spend the night in prayer and fasting in order to become a full knight errant, so... | ||
| To be a... | ||
| To be a... | ||
| I think that's what's going on! | ||
| Judges are taking away our knight of reflection before you become a knight! | ||
| I just think this is... | ||
| It's always remarkable to me when you just have sentences that go on and they don't mean anything. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| They feel good, probably, to say chivalry is being destroyed. | ||
| The last vestiges of the Renaissance! | ||
| Brace yourself for hell. | ||
| What were the first vestiges of the Renaissance to go? | ||
| Shakespeare. | ||
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| Yep. | ||
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Yup. | |
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Historically associated with the Renaissance, yes, I agree. | ||
| Some of those painters. | ||
| Some of them fucking painters. | ||
| That one guy sculpted. | ||
| So Alex is mad, obviously, about judges, probably related to his case, but he's also mad about amendments. | ||
| They can put you in prison for a misdemeanor. | ||
| They can give you $10 million fines because there's no 8th Amendment anymore. | ||
| You see that being done to me right now. | ||
| That's the endgame of these people. | ||
| Judicial tyranny. | ||
| But, you know, there's another judge that judges everything in all of creation. | ||
| Who's that? | ||
| And that's... | ||
| God. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| You thought it was going to be Tucker, didn't you? | ||
| I totally thought it was going to be Tucker. | ||
| So the Eighth Amendment has to do with excessive bail or fines. | ||
| No fine that Alex is facing is in any way excessive. | ||
| His behavior has been so disrespectful to the court and so flagrantly obstructionist that I probably would say that he deserves more excessive fines. | ||
| If you put a bounty out for a million dollars, you get fined a million dollars a day. | ||
| I think that's just fair. | ||
| Hey, look, he didn't mean it or something. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Hard to defend that one. | ||
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| Also, I would say that God, as Alex understands him, is not a great model for Earth judges. | ||
| For one thing, I think sending people to hell is definitely a cruel and unusual punishment. | ||
| A bigger picture, though, if you look at God as some kind of a law enforcement figure, then life is an exercise in entrapment. | ||
| And I don't know if... | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That's cool. | ||
| The whole thing is God just hanging out waiting for you to fuck up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And he pops out from behind a bush. | ||
| Well, and, like, he created the thing that tempts us to sin, which is what sends us to hell. | ||
| Oh, and not just that, but we have no free will over our actions whatsoever anyway, so all that we have and will do has already been written in the book. | ||
| Debatable. | ||
| Depending on your interpretation of the movie knowing. | ||
| Also, I hope when Alex gets to the pearly gates and he gets sent to hell, he causes a big scene and complains that Peter's book has gold tassels on it and that heaven's operating under maritime law. | ||
| Globalists. | ||
| Heavenists. | ||
| There's admiralty in heaven. | ||
| This is not a boat. | ||
| I want my $600,000 back! | ||
| I would love it if Alex ends up getting sent to hell and there's a conspiracy about it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That'd be great. | ||
| Anyway, we get to that abortion story that Alex was lying about earlier, and he has some other lies. | ||
| So those people doing this will pay for what they've done. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But I want to just read you this article, and it links to the bill. | ||
| For folks that can't believe this, I'm sure you've heard around the country they've got bills to keep babies alive for two weeks, ten weeks, six weeks, and then kill them. | ||
| Well, here's another one in California. | ||
| California introduces a new bill that would allow mothers to kill their babies up to seven days after birth. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And that's Peter Singer and PETA and all of them have always pushed this, being able to kill babies. | ||
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| Up to three years of age is what actually Ezekiel and all those guys push. | ||
| After assaulting basic human rights for two years, California Governor Gavin Newsom is working on a new infanticide bill that would legalize the murder of children up to nine months of gestation and in the weeks after birth. | ||
| The bill has been proposed by Newsom's Future of Abortion Council, which makes recommendations and strengthens to expand abortions in the state of California. | ||
| And now they do not define a baby until it has been outside the womb eight days. | ||
| So they've already been doing this for a while. | ||
| They've got to do a rearguard action, because remember, it was San Francisco where the Christians, infiltrators, God bless them, got the video of all this. | ||
| So what's going on here is that Alex hasn't read this article and he has no idea what's in the bill. | ||
| He just got an opinion on it that's formed from skimming headlines and extreme right-wing blogs written by lunatics, so everything's just going to filter through that. | ||
| As he's reading, Alex realizes that he needs to find a way to make this make more sense. | ||
| How is this being defined, that you have a week to kill your baby? | ||
| In what world would that be the norm? | ||
| Yeah, I'm interested to know. | ||
| There has to be some explanation for that, so Alex just makes it up. | ||
| California is redefining what a baby is. | ||
| You're not a baby until you're eight days old. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| That clears it up, but also it's totally pulled out of Alex's ass. | ||
| Yes, 100%. | ||
| That's because you need an explanation for the time frame. | ||
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| You just need it. | ||
| You know, but there's another law that says babies are people when they're born. | ||
| Well, but the articles that Alex is reading don't include that language, notwithstanding any other law, because they don't want people to realize that they're full of shit. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, that's no good. | ||
| Right, so this is... | ||
| That's kind of deceptive, almost. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, this is a third-stage lie. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, there's a bill, this blog is lying about it, Alex is taking that, making shit up about it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then the audience is probably just imagining even worse things, quite frankly. | ||
| I imagine that somebody's eating these babies, for sure, right? | ||
| I would have to assume. | ||
| In reality, a number of these stupid blogs have different time frames during which they claim that this bill will allow you to kill your baby, because they're all just lying about the term perinatal death. | ||
| Whatever the blog decides perinatal means, that's how long you have to kill your baby, according to them. | ||
| Peri is a, well, peri-peri is a pepper, but peri is a prefix derived from Greek meaning around, and there's no specific definition for how long perinatal periods may last. | ||
| It really depends on the pregnancy and what the needs are of the parent and child. | ||
| This is all just a made-up story, and you can tell how weak a grasp Alex has on it because he's just fabricating details about it so his audience doesn't lose faith that he knows what he's talking about. | ||
| It's sad. | ||
| Yeah, you know, it does seem almost hard to believe, maybe even impossible to believe, that an entire governing body of an estate would be able to get away with... | ||
| Writing a bill that says it's okay to murder your baby for a week? | ||
| Only for a week. | ||
| It seems almost impossible to believe that they could do that and actually pass it or sign it or whatever before anybody else but Infowars got a hold of it. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, like, if you were a parent and you had a baby four days ago, and you're like, I want to see my baby, and then the doctors are like, that's not a baby yet. | ||
| You got four more days. | ||
| That's a baby. | ||
| What if you were a parent who really hated their baby, and this bill passed on, like, day five? | ||
| Would you be concerned? | ||
| Would you be like, wait, is this entrapment if I kill this baby? | ||
| I mean, I would wonder what the ramifications would be. | ||
| Like, if somebody did kill a baby because they listened to Alex's show and thought that it was legal... | ||
| Would Alex get in trouble for that? | ||
| I mean, it's hard to imagine that somebody gets that far and doesn't have any other inspirations behind it but Alex. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| I agree, but I think a lot of the times these notions and rhetoric and beliefs that are put out into the world have very serious consequences. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| I wonder if that's a potentially... | ||
| Like a thing that you should worry about. | ||
| Now that I know that an anti-abortion activist has five fetuses and fucking coolers in her home, now I am more worried about it. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| It doesn't inspire confidence. | ||
| No! | ||
| So the thing here that I really want to draw sharp focus to is that Alex is just making up these details to fill in the gaps where he realizes, like, eh, if I don't explain that, the audience might get curious about it, and they might look into it, like, why is it a week? | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then they'd find out this is all full of shit. | ||
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| But there's another aspect to this that I want to bring up, and I'm not going to play clips of it because I think it's the sort of content that wouldn't do the audience any good, and I think it's just grotesque. | ||
| I've noticed this habit of Alex just making up details about things to flesh out stories. | ||
| It's particularly prevalent in his stories about abuse against children. | ||
| I've read the reports and news stories about some of the cases he brings up, and Alex will just make up lurid details to make them seem more sensational or make them more easy to fit into his conspiracies, and legitimately, it makes me sick to listen to. | ||
| And this episode in particular included some instances of that that I'm just not going to play. | ||
| I've often pointed out how Alex is a person whose way of making money is essentially just lying about tragedies, and I wanted to make sure that it's clear that this extends to him using victims of childhood abuse as props that he can profit off of. | ||
| I honestly was conflicted about playing some of the clips on that theme, because on the one hand, I know that playing them has the likely possibility of hurting or even triggering some listeners, and I don't think it adds anything really to our understanding of Alex other than he's an asshole, which we already know. | ||
| At the same time, I do worry sometimes that we aren't being clear about how shockingly offensive and extreme this show is in the present day. | ||
| I worry that there's a possibility that because of those editorial choices of, I'm not going to cover it when he does this grotesque nonsense, that there's a sugarcoating that goes on. | ||
| I mean, the risk of sanitizing a monster like Alex, we've already hit where... | ||
| Normal human beings would go, fuck off, this guy's a monster. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We don't need to go past that. | ||
| That's overkill. | ||
| I know that on episodes in the past we've played a lot of those grotesque clips. | ||
| Totally, yeah. | ||
| And part of the reason why it doesn't really add anything now is because that's part of the information base of the show. | ||
| I worry, though, that as there are new our listeners, maybe some of them have not. | ||
| They haven't gone along with that entire journey. | ||
| That might be a piece that they don't recognize that a lot of this show can be disgusting and pretty extreme. | ||
| Just like very extreme. | ||
| Because here's what we, you know, the risk is sanitizing it, but what we are doing is telling you about it and all that is being... | ||
| Sanitized is just the visceral emotional reaction you would have to such disgust, you know? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Like, I don't want people to tweet pictures of civilian people who were murdered by, you know, I don't want to look at that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But I fucking know it happened, you know? | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| That's kind of the, I mean, that's a much more extreme example of it, but that's kind of the balance of, like... | ||
| Is it in some way sugarcoating to not look at the full reality of it? | ||
| And I agree with you. | ||
| I don't think it's our show's place to put metaphorical pictures of dead people in people's face. | ||
| And I stand by that, although I just wanted to call out that I... | ||
| I struggle with that decision sometimes because I recognize and I see how bad Alex is. | ||
| And I worry that some people... | ||
| Because we make jokes a lot of the time, too. | ||
| I worry that some people might have a softer version of him than he deserves. | ||
| He's as bad as it gets. | ||
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| Moving forward. | ||
| Even though he's as bad as it gets. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| One of the things he can't take away from him is that he reports on really important stuff. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| His sources are very, very legit, like memes. | ||
| They want to kill children one way or another. | ||
| They've got to kill them once they're out of the womb or poison their minds or cut their genitals off. | ||
| They'll take what they can get. | ||
| But death is their favorite. | ||
| That ties into the whole transgenderism and the rest of it. | ||
| And I saw this meme. | ||
| It's on Infowars.com down in the cartoon section. | ||
| What? | ||
| It really illustrates it all. | ||
| It's Snow White leaning down, you know, the image of a 16-year-old virgin, but becoming a woman, you know, that powerful image. | ||
| And she's talking as a mentor to an 8-year-old girl. | ||
| And the 8-year-old girl's coming over and saying, meeting you is a dream come true. | ||
| And Snow White doesn't say, hey, let's go out in the forest and sing and talk to the birds and squirrels. | ||
| She says, let's explore your sexuality. | ||
| But instead, it's a fat man in a wig. | ||
| Telling the child, let's explore your sexuality. | ||
| I mean, I guess if you need to describe memes in order to express your anger and transphobia, fine. | ||
| But, I mean, not fine. | ||
| No. | ||
| But it's also just, you're not, this is... | ||
| Isn't this a radio show? | ||
| This is an audio medium. | ||
| I mean, it does sound a little bit like my grandma trying to tell me about a movie she saw 20 years ago starring that one guy, and that guy, he goes to the place, and at the place, they do all the stuff! | ||
| Here's what I want to say, though. | ||
| I think Alex's description of the meme is fairly clear. | ||
| You can kind of imagine it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But it's also... | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| Yeah! | ||
| You're describing a meme. | ||
| You're describing a meme. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Aren't you supposed to be the guy who talks to, like, Lieutenant Colonel? | ||
| Tip of the spear, my friend. | ||
| And that spear is pointing into a meme. | ||
| You're describing shitposts. | ||
| What the fuck's wrong with you? | ||
| Yeah, go all the way down to the comic section of the InfoWars website. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, look. | ||
| Serious times, though. | ||
| Even though we're taking time on the show to... | ||
| Talk about memes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| The world is also ending. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| But! | ||
| What? | ||
| There's a twist. | ||
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| Sub-twist? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| The final days of the Republic. | ||
| The final days of civilization as we've known it. | ||
| The countdown to 90% extermination of humanity. | ||
| It's all official. | ||
| I have stacks of mainstream news saying it. | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| Simultaneously, the Southern Poverty Law Center. | ||
| The ADL, liberal communist organizations come out and say it's insane. | ||
| None of it's happening. | ||
| It's not going on. | ||
| We're going to hit the world government news, economic collapse news, and how we can have a softer crash landing here in a moment. | ||
| Speaking of crash landings, I don't want Infowars to implode. | ||
| And so I have explained to listeners that because of supply chain breakdowns and 20-week and 30-week delivery of products, we won't cut the quality of the supplements. | ||
| And all of it that... | ||
| And we're not doing the storable food right now because that's like a two-month wait. | ||
| And we told you a while back, get it while you can get it on time. | ||
| And now it's sold out. | ||
| So things are breaking down. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And so we've been going through all our inventory and they've been telling me forever, hey, we got a lot of t-shirts. | ||
| You order them, you go up with new designs, but you don't promote them, Jones. | ||
| But I had no idea it was... | ||
| 63,000 t-shirts. | ||
| So it's bad news that I'm the business manager and I dropped the ball on some things because we can't keep the supplements in. | ||
| So it's hard to discount those. | ||
| But the t-shirts, we can absolutely do because these are all limited edition now. | ||
| And some of these are classics. | ||
| These are classics. | ||
| I can't begin to describe how, as a comic, I could have told you 10 years ago. | ||
| Don't get that many t-shirts. | ||
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Don't. | |
| Don't do it. | ||
| Don't do it. | ||
| We know a million people who have boxes of t-shirts everywhere. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that's sage advice. | ||
| Don't get t-shirts. | ||
| I think also there's... | ||
| You need to... | ||
| If you're ordering 63,000 shirts and you have a warehouse full of shirts or something, you should track outflow. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Don't have more coming. | ||
| If these are all old shirts, I don't even know how to estimate if that's a lot of shirts for him. | ||
| I don't even know. | ||
| It seems like a lot of shirts. | ||
| I don't know how a conversation can work at a functioning business that goes like this. | ||
| We have a lot of shirts. | ||
| Alex, we have too many shirts. | ||
| How many do we have? | ||
| 63,000! | ||
| How do you not know you have 63,000 shirts? | ||
| It seems unthinkable. | ||
| It's a lot of shirts. | ||
| Also seems weird that it's just coming up now. | ||
| Just now. | ||
| Just now. | ||
| How many shirts did you order? | ||
| Have you been piling up shirts in the corner of the warehouse? | ||
| It must be a thing where shirts don't move. | ||
| Of course not! | ||
| Nobody ever moves shirts! | ||
| Who wants to wear a fucking InfoWars shirt? | ||
| No one! | ||
| Very few. | ||
| If you do, it's a statement. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It is. | ||
| I think people are fine possibly putting up InfoWars bumper stickers because you don't have to wear them. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's a different thing to walk around. | ||
| Yeah, it's a bad idea. | ||
| I think I've seen one person in InfoWars clothes. | ||
| In the wild. | ||
| It was when I went with Marty DeRosa to a show that he was doing in Indiana. | ||
| And we freaked out because the guy was wearing an InfoWars hat. | ||
| Only time. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yeah, so I guess the world is ending, but good news, I got a warehouse full of shirts. | ||
| I'm a little bit confused how he started that clip, if I remember correctly. | ||
| The world is ending. | ||
| Dramatic music. | ||
| End of the clip. | ||
| We got too many fucking shirts. | ||
| Yeah, within like a minute and a half. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Tonal change. | ||
| It's a bit of a change. | ||
| Considerable. | ||
| So there's not only shirts. | ||
| Remember a little while back Alex was selling that coin? | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| How many coins? | ||
| We got a new coin. | ||
| 63,000. | ||
| That is the Founder Coins by patriotcollectibles.com. | ||
| 1776coin.com takes you right there. | ||
| And this is helping put in infrastructure and keep us on the air unless stormtroopers blow all the doors off and arrest everybody and there's nuclear war, which there's a very good chance of. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But we're going to just keep on the deck, in the fight. | ||
| And we're not going to evacuate. | ||
| We're not going to abandon ships. | ||
| So we need the funds. | ||
| Plus, there's a historic thing to have in your pocket. | ||
| Beautiful. | ||
| So historic. | ||
| Designed silver coin by yours truly. | ||
| The Tree of Liberty, with the Thomas Jefferson quote on it, the blood of patriot and tyrants must refresh the Tree of Liberty from time to time. | ||
| I'm very, very proud of it. | ||
| We sold half of them in three and a half days, and we need to get the rest of them out to get funds in now. | ||
| So I want to thank you all for doing this, and if we're able to stay on air and able to get a reprieve and not have the total collapse of civilization right away, then we're going to launch some very special things for by their founding members if you put your email in when you purchase it. | ||
| If you don't, then that means you just wanted to support us and have this historic memento, truly an heirloom. | ||
| Of the Revolutionary War against Satan? | ||
| Oh, we had a Revolutionary War against Satan going on. | ||
| Yeah, that one was 1773, though. | ||
| We had to beat him to even start the Revolutionary War. | ||
| So Satan was the first level. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| So here's the thing I think about. | ||
| I think it's possible that Alex sold half of the coins for three and a half days. | ||
| But if so, it had to have been a drastic decrease in the number available from the last time, because we heard him complaining about how no one bought the coin the first time around. | ||
| No one bought a single one of those fucking coins, yeah. | ||
| Oh, we got so many of these coins. | ||
| I'm a little confused as to why you would want to have what is essentially a terrorist slogan on a coin in your pocket all the time. | ||
| Honestly, I don't want it in my pocket, but there is a part of me that would want the full set of those three coins. | ||
| I don't want to give him money, and I don't want any of our listeners to, but if I could steal them somehow, if I could heist them from the Enfor's building. | ||
| Ooh, we got a heist plan. | ||
| Where's he going to be? | ||
| He's going to be in court. | ||
| We got Ocean's Eleven this thing. | ||
| We've got to get a crew together, Dan. | ||
| Okay, we need a second story, man. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| Because neither of us are nimble enough. | ||
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No, no, no, no. | |
| We're more fallers than we are climbers. | ||
| You're on distraction. | ||
| Well, obviously. | ||
| I'm basically the Khan and the Affleck. | ||
| I'm the Scott Khan and the shitty Affleck in this situation. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| You're the Affleck brother and baby Khan. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I am the safecracker. | ||
| Okay, all right. | ||
| You can handle a drill. | ||
| I got really good ears. | ||
| Yes, that's what's important. | ||
| So yeah, apply if you want to be part of our Ocean's Eleven gang. | ||
| We'll be stealing all of the terrorist coins. | ||
| Except not all of them, just one set. | ||
| What's that? | ||
| We're not even going for the... | ||
| For my library. | ||
| All right, let's do it. | ||
| For my Infowars library. | ||
| We're going to have to stand around a really small fountain after we're done, though. | ||
| Oh, absolutely. | ||
| We don't get a big fountain for that one. | ||
| No, we'll find a hose somewhere in Austin. | ||
| Yeah, I'd like it. | ||
| Yeah, so anyway, Alex is commiserating and, you know, making these scary ideas about how the stormtroopers are going to come in and take everybody out. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| And it's really just they want to get Alex and Owen Schroyer. | ||
| They'll have trouble setting up this whole operation. | ||
| That's why they hit 0-2, because they want to get us both. | ||
| But we've got backup people and folks, and Harrison Smith and others are doing a great job, so we're trying to continue on. | ||
| But again, the attack on us just lets you know that we're two minutes to midnight, and that they're going to go after everybody. | ||
| Tucker Carlson, Trump, anybody that's a populist, anybody that they can't control, anybody that's going to stand up against their evil, even verbally, in the next phase. | ||
| We're going to get put in solitary confinement if we're lucky. | ||
| Probably most of us get stomped to death down in a dungeon. | ||
| But that's okay. | ||
| That won't last that long. | ||
| It's alright. | ||
| We're going to peacefully go forward and I'm going to be Christ-like. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I have some really bad news for Alex. | ||
| What was that? | ||
| If the top of the depth chart that's left after you and Owen get sent to solitary confinement is Harrison Smith, InfoWars is going to be dead in a week and Harrison's going to be doing a full-on mask-off Nazi show on Nick Fuentes' streaming service. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| That's where he's going. | ||
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Yep. | |
| More bad news. | ||
| Even if only Alex went down and Owen was still there, Infowars would still be dead in a week. | ||
| There's no talent in this organization other than Alex, and what he had has essentially been worn down by drug use, bad financial moves, and him just being an unhinged, rage-filled asshole. | ||
| Yeah, like the band Poison. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| This shit is done. | ||
| It's only a matter of time, but yes. | ||
| Info Wars will live on, inasmuch as the crypto-anti-Semites will still spread stupid conspiracy theories online, and people will still try and scam people with supplements. | ||
| In that sense, Alex's legacy is very secure, and his impact will be felt for years to come. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| You wouldn't call them so much, you know, like the successors or the kids of Alex Jones so much as, like, what happens when a mushroom releases a cloud of spores. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So, anyway, Alex's... | ||
| Alex is in a dark state. | ||
| He's talking a lot of death. | ||
| We're gonna be stomped in dungeons. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And he wants you to know that if his family dies, it wasn't him. | ||
| And I'm gonna be Christ-like. | ||
| I will not offensively go after any of these people. | ||
| And if they come, SWAT team wanna kill me, I'm just gonna get on my knees and tell Jesus I love them. | ||
| Because I'm not gonna give them the fight they want. | ||
| Not because I'm a coward. | ||
| The opposite. | ||
| What? | ||
| They're gonna have to strike me down, and that's gonna be the way it is. | ||
| But if they come and... | ||
| Murder, suicide me and say Jones killed himself and his wife or something. | ||
| That's their favorite deal. | ||
| That is a lie. | ||
| I did not commit suicide. | ||
| I did not kill my family. | ||
| That is a lie. | ||
| And you know they killed me and my family if they do that. | ||
| So that's what we're dealing with. | ||
| But it's okay, folks. | ||
| I chose this. | ||
| I want to fight these people politically, culturally, spiritually. | ||
| I chose this path and I'm right where I want to be. | ||
| You know, that's what they always say. | ||
| People get killed in the military and they're all crying at the funeral. | ||
| And they'll have the general get up there and say, well, I talked to him just a few weeks ago and he told me he was right where he wanted to be. | ||
| And that's exactly where I'm at. | ||
| I'm right where I want to be. | ||
| In opposition to the pedophiles. | ||
| In opposition to the devil worshippers. | ||
| In opposition to the New World Order. | ||
| In opposition to the transhumanists. | ||
| In opposition to the Uyghur death camps. | ||
| Alex has said that he doesn't care about the Uyghurs. | ||
| 100% said that. | ||
| So let me say this very clearly. | ||
| If I'm ever in a situation where I'm having to preemptively speculate about how stories that I've killed my family are a false flag, I will likely not be exactly where I want to be. | ||
| There's probably something that's gone horribly wrong if I'm ever in that position. | ||
| So if anybody hears me saying that, assume that something is very wrong. | ||
| I mean, yeah, I would assume I'm already dead in that scenario. | ||
| Or you're the person who I'm saying I won't kill or something. | ||
| This is all fun, but it's just chest-puffing bravado, and you've heard this from Alex over and over through the years. | ||
| Also, it's really easy to stand against the pedophiles and demons when you've just imagined them all in your head based on your bigotry and your inability to read pedophiles. | ||
| right-wing blog headlines. | ||
| And G.I. Joe cartoons. | ||
| True. | ||
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The demons aren't real, and though there are pedophiles in the world, Alex's definition of the term renders it essentially meaningless. | |
| On the one hand, this is all very extreme and insane and probably should be seen as a warning sign. | ||
| Like, that might be the case, but also, on the other hand, it's Alex. | ||
| So this honestly just sounds like him saying, come on, guys, I'm serious this time. | ||
| Give me money. | ||
| I got shirts in a warehouse. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's hard to, you know, normally when you're dealing with a person who just offers up the information that, hey, if my whole family and I are dead, I definitely didn't do it. | ||
| That's usually a red flag. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't think that people in a good place say those things usually. | ||
| Especially not... | ||
| Unprompted. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But this guy has also said that he would eat his neighbors, so, you know, what he's talking about in terms of death is very different than us. | ||
| But he's also even said this a number of times. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| Like, it's not, this isn't, like, a new thought. | ||
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Right. | |
| It's just pretty extreme. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It doesn't come out that often, but I think it's more just a representation of, like... | ||
| Paranoia? | ||
| Where he's trapped in his head? | ||
| Oh, my shit's going down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I'm going to lose these cases. | ||
| I've lost these cases, and it's only a matter of time before I'm broke. | ||
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Yep. | |
| So InfoWars is great, and that's why everyone lies about them. | ||
| That's probably true. | ||
| They can lie about us and demonize us all day, because they know we are the standard of resistance. | ||
| InfoWars is the best there's been in generations in the fight. | ||
| Doesn't mean I'm on a power trap. | ||
| Doesn't mean I'm great. | ||
| Doesn't mean I got all the answers. | ||
| But we are the best there is. | ||
| We've done the best job. | ||
| That means you, the listener and viewer. | ||
| Literally, I'm not kissing your ass when I say that. | ||
| You need to know what you've done with your word of mouth and your prayer and your support. | ||
| You need to know the fact that you're tuned in. | ||
| Out of the 7.5 billion people on this planet, the couple million of you tuned in right now are the vanguard, are the hope. | ||
| Of our children and our future and the innocents being tortured and raped, begging for God to save them in those dungeons with those pedophiles. | ||
| When they cry out to God, God sends out His Spirit to us to give us the answers and the motivation to stop these Satanists. | ||
| But if we don't take action, God is paralyzed. | ||
| Not because God couldn't override it, but because God needs us to be His instruments. | ||
| What? | ||
| Vengeance belongs to God. | ||
| But God works through us. | ||
| And that is our job now. | ||
| To peacefully expose the enemy because they want a violent confrontation because they're spiritually losing. | ||
| They're spiritual losers. | ||
| They were always going to lose. | ||
| And they want to claw and take as many of us with them as they possibly can. | ||
| So I want to thank you for your support. | ||
| The 1776 coin will sell out. | ||
| Part 2 in Liberty Tree. | ||
| We need the funds to stay on air and be strong. | ||
| Out of these unprecedented attacks. | ||
| Okay, let me just catch my breath here, because I'm really freaked out right now. | ||
| I mean, I haven't scratched the surface on the news, and I've already covered more stuff than anybody could ever probably even cover in ten hours. | ||
| What? | ||
| He absolutely has not. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| He told me about how he wasn't going to kill his family. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Could you cover that in ten hours? | ||
| Oh, I could not. | ||
| He has such a bizarrely distorted view of his own efficacy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, he seems to... | ||
| I don't know if he sincerely thinks that he's actually covered things. | ||
| Like, the most he's done is rant about his feelings and then read a few headlines that aren't true. | ||
| And try and sell shirts. | ||
| Well, he's revealed that he has shirts. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Too many. | ||
| Too many shirts. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| Right in time for Christmas, too. | ||
| You know... | ||
| It is interesting that that quote was, the tree of liberty must be watered with the peaceful blood. | ||
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Peaceful. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| He definitely didn't just tell people to go murder his political enemies. | ||
| Well, vengeance is the Lord's. | ||
| Right, but he said that the Lord needs you to do his vengeance for him. | ||
| Wait, did you know that the Bible is all about information warfare? | ||
| I did not. | ||
| I did not know that the Bible was all about how God is like, dudes, you gotta take care of this shit for me. | ||
| And hell is actually just information-based. | ||
| And there's a different dimension that they're trying to break through. | ||
| I don't... | ||
| I mean, obviously, the message is getting across. | ||
| And that is, you guys gotta kill people. | ||
| You guys gotta kill people. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Saying it very cowardly and safely for legal reasons, but the point is still there, and go fuck yourself. | ||
| I mean, the peacefully doesn't even count if you say it like that. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It doesn't count. | ||
| That gets taken away, and all you did was tell people to kill. | ||
| There was that cough there, too. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Which is a little bit conspicuous. | ||
| So we've got some more headlines. | ||
| Robot dogs with loudspeakers enforce Shanghai lockdown. | ||
| No! | ||
| Surprise and concern. | ||
| Poison control issues. | ||
| Nationwide toxic warning about COVID-19 rapid antigen test. | ||
| If you ate one, it would kill you. | ||
| It includes poisonous liquid substances used commonly in pest control. | ||
| It'll kill you. | ||
| Yeah, don't eat COVID tests. | ||
| I don't understand how that is a question whatsoever. | ||
| That should not have been... | ||
| I don't think that should have been a headline. | ||
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Nope. | |
| That shouldn't be asked and answered. | ||
| So desperate to attack the very idea of taking COVID seriously that... | ||
| Yeah, a warning that there is a reagent that can be harmful if eaten is somehow an indictment. | ||
| Like, what do you think thermometers work? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Don't eat a thermometer. | ||
| What do you want more than just don't randomly put shit in your mouth? | ||
| Why would you put it in your mouth in the first place? | ||
| Are you a baby? | ||
| Whose idea was it? | ||
| I understand it's dangerous for babies. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Certainly. | ||
| Unless they're under seven days. | ||
| If they can get the stopper off. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's childproof. | ||
| Is this a TikTok challenge? | ||
| Drink your COVID? | ||
| I hope not. | ||
| I don't know why. | ||
| I mean, I know why, but I don't know how you get to a point where your standards are this low. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Don't eat COVID tests. | ||
| What a scandal. | ||
| I mean, yeah. | ||
| It makes more sense than Tide Pods, I guess. | ||
| What do you want? | ||
| So we're going to need a lot of vaccines. | ||
| It's just got to keep going. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Here's another one. | ||
| FDA vaccine chief says all Americans will need fourth COVID-19 vaccine in the fall. | ||
| Of course you will. | ||
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. | |
| They're already moving on to their sixth shot in Israel, fifth shot in Europe. | ||
| And I only laugh because if I did not cry. | ||
| Are people, like, listening to this show? | ||
| Are they just not paying attention at all? | ||
| Months ago, Alex was reporting that Israel was on its seventh shot, but now I guess they've gone backwards? | ||
| I don't know, this doesn't make sense. | ||
| He's making shit up as he goes along. | ||
| I was assuming they were on nine by now. | ||
| He'd have to be. | ||
| He can't keep track of where his narratives are because they're not connected to reality and they don't mean anything. | ||
| Alex is reporting on a Daily Mail article, and right away when I went to look at this, there were some red flags. | ||
| Here's the headline. | ||
| Quote, FDA vaccine chief says all Americans will need fourth COVID-19 vaccine shot in the fall. | ||
| But here's the sub-headline. | ||
| Quote, Dr. Peter Marks, the FDA's top vaccine regulator, says Americans may need a second booster shot and fourth dose overall as early as this fall. | ||
| I'm sure you can see the problem. | ||
| In the headline it says "We will need the shot" but in the sub-headline it says "We may." There's a bit of an editorial blunder here and this is something that should have been caught before it went to print because it seems like the headline might be an exaggeration. | ||
| The article claims that Marx was on a conference call with reporters and said that he, quote, believes all Americans will need a fourth vaccine shot as soon as this fall. | ||
| But that's not reflected by the quotes that are attributed to him in the article. | ||
| They do quote him as saying, quote, It would not be surprising if there's a potential need for people to get an additional booster in the fall, along with a more general booster campaign, if that takes place. | ||
| I went and I listened to the whole conference call, and I didn't get the sense that Marx was saying that everyone was going to need a booster, but that people should consider it as a serious option. | ||
| I think that this headline might have been a little bit exaggerating, and Alex is... | ||
| Lying about it. | ||
| It's kind of like maybe the Daily Mail has their own kind of axe to grind. | ||
| In a click-based economy. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| It may be. | ||
| So Alex is mad about his case. | ||
| The deposition thing that he tried to skip out on. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| No, I imagine so. | ||
| It didn't work. | ||
| No. | ||
| It's so close to work. | ||
| I was really close. | ||
| He was so close. | ||
| If he hadn't gone to work the next day. | ||
| I mean, probably still wouldn't have gotten away with it, but it would have been respectable. | ||
| It would have been closer, yes. | ||
| You people are just beyond evil. | ||
| I mean, there's just no end to what they'll do. | ||
| And we got this judge up in Connecticut, if you can call it that. | ||
| This thing. | ||
| Wait, the state? | ||
| That has just cheated us every way, lied about us, said we didn't give them this, sanctioned us for not giving them the Sandy Hook marketing. | ||
| It's like saying, give me the unicorn. | ||
| Don't have one, lady. | ||
| I know you got a leprechaun. | ||
| And that was when she first started sanctioning us and defaulted us. | ||
| And now when you're defaulted, you're not supposed to get deposed. | ||
| But they've changed their depositions like eight times. | ||
| I already did three depositions on the other Sandy Hook stuff and all these other ones myself. | ||
| And so I go, hey, I'm not feeling well. | ||
| I need to move it. | ||
| Oh, my God! | ||
| Arrest you! | ||
| We're going to put you in jail. | ||
| We're going to fine you $25,000 the first day, $50,000 the next seven, you know, it compounds every day to $1.6 million in the next week and a half if I don't appear in Connecticut where she can clap the irons on me. | ||
| So you know what? | ||
| I'm going to go up there so they can clap their irons on me, whatever, because at least I'm a grown man. | ||
| I know God. | ||
| I'm not like some kid in these leftist dungeons. | ||
| They're raping. | ||
| People got God to deal with. | ||
| That's all I can tell you. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| A little bit weird. | ||
| That was very weird. | ||
| Could have just gone to your deposition, you dick. | ||
| I really feel like maybe you're just blowing this whole thing out of proportion. | ||
| Because it didn't work? | ||
| Like a giant child who's not getting its way. | ||
| Yeah, because you tried to pull a stunt and it blew up in your face. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That sounds childish to me. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Could be... | ||
| And I'm going to throw this out here. | ||
| Okay, what if... | ||
| He had done different things. | ||
| Oh, it'd be so different. | ||
| And he wouldn't have these consequences, right? | ||
| So different. | ||
| So different. | ||
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Yep. | |
| World of difference. | ||
| Should've tried that. | ||
| Also, two things. | ||
| One, he stands to get some of that money back if he does appear for the deposition. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And then second, he's just trying to sell shirts to make up the money that he's gonna have to pay the courts. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| It's such a parasitic thing. | ||
| It is a vicious cycle. | ||
| He's like, listen, I want to sit for your $25,000 deposition, but if I don't go to work, I'm not going to sell $25,000 worth of merch to pay your... | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| It's trouble. | ||
| So, Madison Cawthorn. | ||
| Came out and talked about some coke parties. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And some swinging orgies. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| That apparently are going on in GOP circles. | ||
| How would he know? | ||
| Nobody's inviting that loser. | ||
| Well, maybe some people in the GOP were. | ||
| Obviously Democrats not inviting him to any parties. | ||
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No. | |
| I think that he's probably a persona non grata among the political opposition because... | ||
| Well, being a Nazi will do that to you. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So Alex needs to talk about this story. | ||
| And there's only one person you can call in. | ||
| Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Welcome to hour number two. | ||
| Roger Stone. | ||
| Take off of hour number three. | ||
| Roger Stone has exclusive information. | ||
| This motherfucker, orgy. | ||
| On Madison Cawthorn and his big exposure of what's now being called orgy gate. | ||
| By who? | ||
| And despite what the corporate media has told you, Madison Cawthorn has not recanted. | ||
| I did. | ||
| That he was invited to orgy and cocaine parties. | ||
| By the way, I've been invited to those. | ||
| By famous people. | ||
| Yeah, cool. | ||
| I would say that you can't really get better and simultaneously worse. | ||
| Oh, totally. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| No kidding. | ||
| He could be the go-to expert on orgies for most political talk shows, really. | ||
| Right, but the problem is that he has to play this repentant act now, especially in Infowars World. | ||
| And so it can't be fun. | ||
| It can't be like, man, when I was back in... | ||
| Doing those orgies and coke parties. | ||
| I was having a grand old time. | ||
| I don't know why Madison Cawthorn's trying to ruin it for everybody. | ||
| Yeah, it was just good, clean fun. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| It's how business was done. | ||
| If anybody, Roger Stone should be mad at Madison Cawthorn because he's snitching the same way that they snitched on Roger. | ||
| Man, this is intense. | ||
| Roger's been through it. | ||
| He's been on the other side. | ||
| He's been on the orgy wheel of fortune. | ||
| So how many cities do you think Alex has been invited to orgies in? | ||
| Six. | ||
| Probably, actually, but we only hear a few of them here. | ||
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Okay. | |
| In fact, I've not just been invited to orgies in D.C., which I had been years ago, and L.A., which I declined. | ||
| I have been invited to be in the Hellfire Club at one of the two most famous universities in the United Kingdom. | ||
| You can figure out for yourself which one has the Hellfire Club under it. | ||
| It's actually in the history books. | ||
| So the Hellfire Club was an organization that was started by Sir Francis Dashwood in the 1700s. | ||
| Alex was trying to imply that it's still rocking and rolling, and unfortunately he couldn't come up with the name Oxford when grasping for a British university. | ||
| I was wondering if he was going to get there. | ||
| He does later in the episode, but he couldn't in this clip. | ||
| A bunch of weirdos would get together and do things that were considered taboo back in those days, and certainly a good deal of it was probably sexual in nature, but there were other types of things that weren't allowed in polite society that you were able to do. | ||
| Gambling. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Playing pranks. | ||
| The whole thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Dressing up weird. | ||
| In case you remembered, it was a real straight-laced-ass time. | ||
| You weren't really allowed to cut loose. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Also, there was a whole lot of fucking. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| And also, the Earl of Sandwich was a member. | ||
| That was a thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't think that the Hellfire Club is nearly as fun as the name. | ||
| No. | ||
| And that's kind of an unfortunate thing. | ||
| It kind of lives on because of the name. | ||
| It's a great name. | ||
| Yeah, but Alex also seems to be getting invited to a whole lot of orgies. | ||
| It's almost like every time he sets foot outside of Texas, someone's trying to get him to do weird sex stuff. | ||
| I mean, I can't think of any reason why. | ||
| Yeah, it's like, oh my god, I have set foot outside of the state border. | ||
| We're gonna fuck ya! | ||
| Join our ORG! | ||
| Oh my god, I must retreat to my puritanical... | ||
| Welcome to Oklahoma! | ||
| We're gonna fuck! | ||
| Yeah, everybody here likes to fuck. | ||
| If it's your first day in Oklahoma... | ||
| Yeah, you gotta... | ||
| We're all fucking. | ||
| I'll tell you about the secret handshake here, and it's fun. | ||
| It's the Oklahoma hello. | ||
| Yeah, it's very weird. | ||
| That's why it's the place to be. | ||
| Seems to... | ||
| Seems to come up in his life more than most people. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Does seem unusual. | ||
| Does seem unusual. | ||
| I have been propositioned for zero orgies. | ||
| What's the technical definition of an orgy? | ||
| I think it's gotta be... | ||
| Four plus? | ||
| I really feel like I want to say double digits, but that seems insane to me now. | ||
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No. | |
| Yeah, now that I think of it in my head, that seems just untenable. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| If anything under ten was an orgy, that would really cut down on the number of orgies. | ||
| Worldwide. | ||
| Per capita. | ||
| Yeah, I'd say six sounds right. | ||
| Six is a good start for me. | ||
| I'll say six. | ||
| That's a bit to organize. | ||
| That could be tough. | ||
| So anyway, Alex, he recently, you know, he loves to talk about how he meets with these globalists, right? | ||
| He just did recently. | ||
| And the left always hears stuff like this and freaks out because they wish they could get in the elite groups themselves. | ||
| I don't want to be in those elite groups. | ||
| But you just look at everything we do. | ||
| It's at the cutting edge of everything. | ||
| You know, over the years, I've had a chance to have meetings with three different Bilderberg Group members, off-record, and just had one a few weeks ago. | ||
| And I'm not going to talk about the details of it. | ||
| It was an off-record meeting. | ||
| But this is the real world, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And so, Mr. Cawthorn has a lot of courage doing what he did, because if you're just refusing to go to the orgies, which are just like Eyes Wide Shut. | ||
| Just like that? | ||
| In houses that look just like that. | ||
| I mean, they probably use the same house. | ||
| Big, palatial, Victorian-style, French-style houses. | ||
| Or they've got famous caves in the UK where the Hellfire Club's been doing it. | ||
| I mean, Benjamin Franklin, he was part of it. | ||
| And he did a lot of good things and things, but he definitely was not a Christian. | ||
| He got pretty wild. | ||
| There's no evidence he ever killed any kids, but they did dig up a bunch of dead bodies of kids in his house. | ||
| What? | ||
| Oh, you didn't know about that? | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Probably not a good guy, actually. | ||
| What? | ||
| You walked yourself full circle. | ||
| What the hell just happened there? | ||
| So there were bones that were dug up under Benjamin Franklin's home, but they weren't all children, and it wasn't from weird rituals or murders. | ||
| A medical student named William Hewson lived with Franklin, and he was engaged in illegal anatomical studies. | ||
| It was against the law back then to perform human dissection, so he set up a lab of his own and he did research. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's kind of fucked up. | ||
| It probably involved some stolen, dug-up bodies, but it probably didn't directly involve Benjamin Franklin. | ||
| It's nothing at all like Alex is implying. | ||
| Also, that was a regular thing. | ||
| People stole bodies all the time. | ||
| Yeah, grave robbing was much more common. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| I think that there's another issue that I'm having a little bit of trouble with, and that is that Alex keeps taking these meetings with these globalists. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Yet they're murdering children constantly. | ||
| Why is he meeting with people who are engaged in demonic ritual murder of children? | ||
| More importantly, why is he so respectful of their privacy? | ||
| Because they seem to be murdering children. | ||
| I understand you're off the record. | ||
| But have you had their chefs cooking? | ||
| It's so good. | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| It's like Anatole in Booster and Jeeves. | ||
| You know what it is. | ||
| You know what it is. | ||
| It's babies. | ||
| He can't piss off Aunt Agatha because then he gets cut off from Anatole's cooking. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| You're right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it's a hole in his plot. | ||
| Could be. | ||
| And I think his audience should be more offended by his meetings with globalists if they are the way that he describes them to be. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I wouldn't take a meeting with George W. Bush and expect it to stay off the record. | ||
| I don't even think that they're demons destroying the world. | ||
| I wouldn't take a meeting with someone who was interested in doing ads or something. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| We just don't take meetings. | ||
| I wouldn't take a meeting with Alex. | ||
| Absolutely not. | ||
| Probably not even some of the... | ||
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Are you trying to make a business partnership with one of these people? | |
| Maybe it legitimately is him. | ||
| I mean, obviously, I don't think this is... | ||
| It's not real. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| Assuming it's real in his fantasy version, it seems like it's like, well, I'm keeping one foot out the door just in case. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure. | ||
| I'm hedging my bets. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's all made up. | ||
| Anyway, speaking of more made up stuff. | ||
| Public school indoctrination is real. | ||
| Fourth grade teacher in Austin told her peers 63% of her class came out as LGBTQIA. | ||
| Yeah, because she told them to. | ||
| Here's her actually saying it right here. | ||
| That won't get censored off of Instagram. | ||
| So this is an interesting story because Alex is reading from a post on a website called the Liberty Daily, which is basically just a more extreme right-wing clone of the Drudge Report. | ||
| Mixed in with their aggregated links, they also have their own blog posts and a poorly disguised advertisement. | ||
| Quote, for spring, freshen up your bedroom with Mike Lindell's Giza's Dream Sheets. | ||
| Now 60% off. | ||
| Sounds spawn-con-y. | ||
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Oh, a little bit. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So this article about this fourth grade teacher has precisely one source, and it's a Twitter account called the Libs of TikTok. | ||
| That account posted completely anonymous, unverifiable images of what's claimed to be, quote, internal messages, but could easily be anything from, like, a YouTube comment to something cooked up on a notes app. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| There's no sourcing or traceability of this. | ||
| Just complete nonsense. | ||
| Basically, there's no reason to think that this is accurate reporting at all, and the sourcing on it is shit, and the libs of TikTok account is basically an outrage bait depot. | ||
| Their fact-checking standards aren't great. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Essentially, we have a situation where an unscrupulous Twitter account posts a thing, which... | ||
| Which is then written about by a Drudge clone funded by Mike Lindell. | ||
| And then the story is covered by Alex who is at least is or has been funded by Mike Lindell. | ||
| This is all just a load of shit. | ||
| It's the circle of life! | ||
| That was what I was getting at. | ||
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Yep. | |
| So I feel like Alex brought up how G.I. Joe is real. | ||
| It is real. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But he didn't do his Cobra Commander voice. | ||
| Yeah, that is weird. | ||
| I think he regrets that, and so he needs to get an impression. | ||
| Good. | ||
| I mean, it's crazy, and you read the stuff. | ||
| They're teaching third graders how to shove sex toys in their rear ends. | ||
| That sounds true. | ||
| Folks, I'm not joking. | ||
| Remember Jocelyn Elders, the... | ||
| Surgeon General nominee under Clinton that famously said, reach down and masturbate to babies. | ||
| I mean, that's what they do in public. | ||
| Can you imagine who they really are? | ||
| I can't even tell you the rest of it that she said, even though she said it. | ||
| And people are like, this is a family show, Alex. | ||
| They're teaching children this. | ||
| I've got to talk about this stuff. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Let's go ahead and go to Mark Dice. | ||
| I love the green hair, though. | ||
| He looks very Joker-esque with it. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| I'm Professor Mark Dice. | ||
| I teach gender studies at California State University, and my colleagues and I across the country have been making tremendous progress in shattering the gender binary. | ||
| We've introduced, as you know, a growing list of over 57 different gender identities. | ||
| So I guess Mark Dice made an attempt at a comedy video skewering gender. | ||
| Hilarious. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So Jocelyn Alders, that's not true. | ||
| His version of this, that's all bullshit. | ||
| I mean, we've got a tweet that was written up in a Drudge clone that's funded by Mike Lindell. | ||
| Right. | ||
| We've got a meme Alex reported on earlier, and now we've got Mark Dice doing a dumb comedy video. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I just think that the... | ||
| Tip of the spear, buddy. | ||
| Nobody is doing things this good. | ||
| Well, maybe nobody is doing things like this. | ||
| This. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I would take the good off the end of it. | ||
| That may be true. | ||
| What a load of trash. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But look, I think Mark Dice gets a lot of views on stuff. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Alex might be a little bit jealous. | ||
| Maybe he feels like he wants to get in on the game. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Particularly, you know, he mentioned that Mark Dice is wearing a green wig. | ||
| Yeah, he looks a little Joker-esque. | ||
| I think Alex is feeling the call to put on a wig. | ||
| He wants to put on a wig. | ||
| Do a character. | ||
| That sounds fun. | ||
| It's going on for a long time, but I've always told listeners, go to city councils, go to county commissions, go to school boards, because it just goes viral. | ||
| This is the place to go, and okay, maybe just the city council and 5,000 people watching local cable see it. | ||
| Huge victory. | ||
| But most of these end up going viral with millions of views. | ||
| And I've got to put my money where my mouth is. | ||
| I am going to create a new character called Pedo Pal or something. | ||
| And I guess I'm going to go down to the city council and I'll put a rainbow wig on or something. | ||
| And I'm going to repeat real quotes these people put out. | ||
| I'm going to say in the great words of Jocelyn Elders, we need to masturbate the babies. | ||
| We need to reach down and grab their genitals and do it ourselves. | ||
| And it's hard to say that myself, but I'm going to be doing it as... | ||
| Pete O 'Pete or whatever the new character's gonna be. | ||
| But these are gonna be real quotes of these creepazites. | ||
| Can you imagine how drunk he would be if he did that? | ||
| Like, he would fall over the podium just screaming at these people. | ||
| He'd be taken out because you only get two minutes. | ||
| Yeah, you're not gonna let Alex Jones in if Alex Jones isn't even dressed like Alex Jones. | ||
| You might. | ||
| You might. | ||
| No! | ||
| No, you wouldn't. | ||
| Look, it's open for him. | ||
| Citizens get to talk. | ||
| Yeah, but he does. | ||
| But they get two minutes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, just because you stole Rainbow Snatch's wig. | ||
| It's sitting around. | ||
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It's not stolen. | |
| It doesn't mean that nobody's going to be like, hey, we can't have Alex Jones in this meeting. | ||
| He's going to disrupt it. | ||
| I even listened to his show the other day. | ||
| He's going to shout things that he thinks are quotes. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I do think that would be interesting. | ||
| To see him in a wig, trying to do a terrible character, misquoting people to make an argument. | ||
| That doesn't make sense. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, here's the good news. | ||
| Alex has no follow-through, so this isn't probably going to happen. | ||
| He still hasn't even sold any of those shirts. | ||
| Still hasn't made that show with all the collars. | ||
| It's going on. | ||
| Two years. | ||
| Two years now. | ||
| So Alex believes that Klaus Schwab is the head of Bilderberg. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Not correct. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| But also, he starts rambling about how important it is that he has been part of the revelation of Bilderberg. | ||
| He comes up with some luminaries, some important names in that fight. | ||
| All right. | ||
| While they're executing the orders of Klaus Schwab, who is the head of the Bilderberg group. | ||
| Remember Alex Jones would expose the Bilderberg Group and the media would say it didn't exist and I made films showing it existed just 15 years ago? | ||
| And now you see why the Bilderberg Group is so important because we got their documents. | ||
| We had the sources. | ||
| We worked with people that had been covering Bilderberg Group for 40, 50 years. | ||
| People that had received the brain trust of Westbrook Pegler who was covering Bilderberg before he even knew the name in the late 50s. | ||
| And then Big Jim Tucker. | ||
| He died like eight, nine years ago. | ||
| Good friend of mine. | ||
| And, of course, myself and others, Daniel Estelin. | ||
| You've got to get him back on. | ||
| I mean, this is the real global controlling force. | ||
| Alex seems to be able to come up with three names of people who have studied Bilderberg, and they're all lunatics. | ||
| Luminaries. | ||
| Lunatics. | ||
| Luminaries. | ||
| Westbrook Pegler was a fascist. | ||
| Jim Tucker was the editor of a Holocaust-denying and neo-Nazi-leaning outlet. | ||
| Daniel Estelin wrote a book about Bilderberg that included information he sourced from a guy who claimed to be the captain of an intergalactic army. | ||
| He was. | ||
| Claimed. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This isn't good company Alex is putting himself in. | ||
| These are a bunch of losers. | ||
| Yeah, and Jim Tucker died when his hat got sick. | ||
| That's how much he loved that fucking hat. | ||
| His hat got emphysema. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| His hat smoked too much. | ||
| Secondhand smoke. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, what a bunch of losers. | ||
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Wow. | |
| I mean, that's just a shitty crew. | ||
| I mean, can you imagine saying those names thinking like, ooh, I got a murderer's row of heroes right here. | ||
| Daniel Estelin. | ||
| Daniel Estelin. | ||
| Big Jim Tucker. | ||
| A fascist from the 50s. | ||
| You know it's good. | ||
| So, look, I think that we've gotten used to the idea that Alex thinks that movies and TV shows are talking to him. | ||
| I think that's just kind of like we've become numb to that. | ||
| It's kind of indisputable at this point. | ||
| This next clip introduces a new thing to be worried about. | ||
| How many times did I tell you you'll have robot dogs marching up and down the street telling you to stay in your houses during a bioweapon attack? | ||
| I told you that 10 years ago. | ||
| There's a video of it. | ||
| Specifically, exactly this I told you. | ||
| Not hard to extrapolate this out. | ||
| And, you know, I said yesterday I would do it. | ||
| And I didn't because to actually make myself see the next phase of this is so horrible and so multifaceted that I almost, this isn't how it works, but it's just crazy. | ||
| Everything we talk about comes true. | ||
| I almost don't want to speak this into existence, though I know it's not us doing it. | ||
| They're the ones doing it. | ||
| But I mean, folks, I mean, this is mass civilization collapse. | ||
| Robots taking everything over. | ||
| Nothing like this planet's ever seen. | ||
| Here is Biden, again, not knowing what planet he's on, taking his fourth shot. | ||
| I'm going to get my second booster shot. | ||
| Which is the fourth shot. | ||
| Which isn't a vaccine. | ||
| Not sure why I'm doing this, he said. | ||
| Not sure why I'm in this stage. | ||
| This fake White House. | ||
| He's saying, I'm not sure why I'm doing this on a stage. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| He doesn't not know where he is. | ||
| No, he's fine. | ||
| Now, I'm concerned because it appears to me from this. | ||
| What do you think might be concerning about what he just said, Dan? | ||
| Well, it's slightly worrying that Alex may think that he speaks things into existence. | ||
| It's entirely possible that he believes he is making things happen by saying the words. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Well, he said that's not how it works. | ||
| No. | ||
| But he is worried. | ||
| He did seem solipsistic at best. | ||
| Well, no, because things exist outside of him, but he is the root of all things. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, there's a troubling narcissism to believing that you speak future into existence. | ||
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Do I make the plants grow? | |
| If I wasn't here, I'd have no evidence. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| That's exactly what it is. | ||
| Every time I look, the plants got bigger. | ||
| By looking, I made the plants go bigger. | ||
| That just makes perfect sense to me. | ||
| Now, I've forgotten about every single of the millions of times I've said things that have been wrong and haven't come to pass. | ||
| So I'm kind of thinking that maybe everything I say comes true. | ||
| It's a really good thing that it doesn't. | ||
| Otherwise, once again, we would be a smoldering pile of nuclear wreckage. | ||
| Yeah, Chicago would be fucked. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We've been bombed with nukes six times over the past two years or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, that's concerning in terms of a mental state. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This dude's fucked up. | ||
| Anyway, Roger comes in. | ||
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Sure. | |
| And Roger knows about these orgies. | ||
| You know why? | ||
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Why? | |
| Because he planned them. | ||
| He planned them? | ||
| Well, not these ones. | ||
| I can tell you that orgies are real in D.C. because he used to run them. | ||
| I mean, he's repented of it and we're not judging him. | ||
| It was consenting assaults. | ||
| But he's really written a couple big articles that are viral right now that Madison Cawthorn, the congressman, talking about this is dead on. | ||
| And the congressman did not actually pull back on what he said. | ||
| That's more fake news where he said, oh, he just said he was joking or it wasn't real. | ||
| Roger Stone joins us coming up separately. | ||
| I cannot continue to stay on air if you don't support us. | ||
| I'm not bitching. | ||
| I'm just saying it's true. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So, yeah, Roger knows about it because he used to run them. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think that... | ||
| Look, I think that there's something pretty impressive. | ||
| I mean, like, hosting a game night is hard. | ||
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You know that. | |
| Do you mean the organizing? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, have you ever... | ||
| I used to play a little baseball with these guys. | ||
| Do you know how hard it is to get a bunch of grown adults together to, like, the text threads? | ||
| Or, like, oh, I can't do Saturday. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And, like, I imagine if you're hosting an orgy, people are going to, like, be pretty critical of the ambiance. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| You know, getting a playlist together. | ||
| Naturally, yeah. | ||
| The mood. | ||
| What food? | ||
| What food do you serve? | ||
| I mean, naturally, finger foods. | ||
| You'd think. | ||
| You'd have to. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You don't always order pizza. | ||
| Maybe you have a chocolate fountain. | ||
| Fondue situation. | ||
| It was the time frame. | ||
| That would have been when fondue was hot. | ||
| You gotta get caterers to handle all the fondue. | ||
| But then you gotta get caterers you can trust. | ||
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Ah, yeah. | |
| Well, they probably want to join the orgy. | ||
| Well... | ||
| See, that's the problem. | ||
| There's a lot of administrative situations is what we're dealing with. | ||
| And Roger had to deal with all of that headache. | ||
| It's a good thing that he's good at it. | ||
| Right, but he's now repented. | ||
| I mean, nobody's ever rat-fucked quite like the guy who ran orgies. | ||
| True. | ||
| So, Roger's interview is going to start, but before we do, there's a John Bowne piece that Alex is going to play. | ||
| Roger Stone on Orgygate joins us in T-minus six minutes. | ||
| But I wanted to go to a report John Bowne put together about... | ||
| Former InfoWars reporter Joe Biggs, who's being held in a Soviet-style gulag for crimes he didn't commit. | ||
| Here is that very important special report. | ||
| Staff Sergeant Joseph Biggs was born during the ominous year of 1984. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| So Rambo Joe Biggs, he's... | ||
| How did he violate his parole this time? | ||
| He didn't, but he's one of the co-conspirators with the Proud Boys who are charged. | ||
| Yeah, with the whole... | ||
| Conspiracy. | ||
| Overthrowing the country thing. | ||
| Yes, and so Alex is... | ||
| You know, he's speaking out for his guy, his former reporter, John Bowne, put a piece together. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And Alex is airing it in that no man's land that doesn't play on most radio stations. | ||
| Well, you know... | ||
| I care, but not that much. | ||
| Not too much. | ||
| Is it going to sell me some shirts? | ||
| No. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| Roger talking orgies? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| That'll sell some shirts. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| So... | ||
| Quick question. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Orgygate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How are you spelling it? | ||
| Do you go O-R-G-Y gate? | ||
| That's a great question. | ||
| It seems like an I situation. | ||
| Or maybe an I-E. | ||
| I could see an I-E situation, but I just... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, Y and G seems like a tough... | ||
| It's difficult to do. | ||
| Unless you hyphenate it. | ||
| There could be a hyphen, but that seems... | ||
| What's the point of adding gate to things if you're hyphenating everything now? | ||
| It's got to be portmanteau. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
| I think... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I just wrote it down with a Y and it looks wrong. | ||
| Let's let the audience decide. | ||
| I'll go I. You can say Y. I don't know. | ||
| Maybe two E's. | ||
| Orgygate. | ||
| That's not it. | ||
| We know that's not it. | ||
| No, we know that's not it. | ||
| So Alex pretends here that Roger, like, look, you can say whatever you want about him. | ||
| He's always been honest about... | ||
| I'm sorry, what? | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We have seen Madison Cawthorn, the... | ||
| A Republican congressman come out and said that he was invited to orgies and cocaine parties. | ||
| Well, I mean, I've got stacks of articles, LA Times, New York Times, about orgies and cocaine parties in D.C. Roger Stone was one of the top lobbyists ever. | ||
| He was at, obviously, some of those parties. | ||
| He's reformed, obviously, a Christian. | ||
| But he's been honest about all that. | ||
| He never really hit it. | ||
| None of this was underage people or anything. | ||
| He absolutely hit it and was not honest about it for quite a while. | ||
| Very much hit it. | ||
| When it came out that he was engaged in these things, he very much lied about that. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| He blamed... | ||
| The former employee, I believe. | ||
|
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That's right. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, he was quite a liar about it. | ||
| Classic. | ||
| You could say that he hid it and then did not quit it, if you will. | ||
| So there's a conversation about Madison Cawthorn walking back his claims, and that's fair enough. | ||
| He did get a stern talking to from Kevin McCarthy, and I think he realized that if he didn't shift this thing just a little bit, there was a chance he was going to lose institutional GOP support, and the party might get behind a potential... | ||
| Oh, I didn't know we did that one! | ||
| damn it. | ||
| Quote, my comments on a recent podcast appearance calling out corruption have been used by the left and the God, I hate the left. | ||
| I gotta stop right there, because Madison was the one disparaging his colleagues and insinuating that they were involved in illicit activities. | ||
| Uh-uh, no. | ||
| We, the left, were using him doing those things, which he clearly would never have done if the left hadn't told him to do it. | ||
| The media just covered his words, and then the left on Twitter made fun of him. | ||
| That's... | ||
| They didn't do this. | ||
| No, this is pathetic. | ||
| So the statement goes on. | ||
| Quote, I've considered for several days how best to address this controversy. | ||
| The culture in Washington is corrupt. | ||
| Human nature has fallen. | ||
| Compromising activities occur because when other people can place you in compromising positions, they control you. | ||
| It's all about power, but my colleagues and I are fighting that corruption. | ||
| That's dumb, but whatever. | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| A little bit later, quote, Western North Carolina, you sent me to Washington to change the culture. | ||
| Oh my God. | ||
| If you want Washington to operate without accountability, send someone else. | ||
| That's kind of dishonest, since Madison isn't naming any names and no one's being held accountable here at all. | ||
| All he's done is talk some shit and hijack a bunch of people's attention and get himself scolded by GOP leadership. | ||
| Yeah, and with this statement revealed why he would never be invited to an orgy in the first place. | ||
| This statement ends, quote, I will not back down to the mob and I will not let them win. | ||
| I will continue fighting for many years to come. | ||
| Who's the mob? | ||
| Where, Kevin? | ||
| That's a guy. | ||
| That wasn't us. | ||
| Nobody's mad at you. | ||
| Honestly, I think you'd be cooler if you went to orgies. | ||
| Madison wanted to sound cool and interesting on a podcast, so he talked a bunch of shit about some parties that very well may have been real, and now his colleagues are pissed that he can't keep his mouth shut. | ||
| Are the people who invited him to the parties the mob, or is Twitter and the media who are laughing at the thing he chose to say on a podcast the mob? | ||
| I'm not sure I really understand, but I do think this statement doesn't really help at all. | ||
| It's probably cooled things down with McCarthy, but Madison may be on borrowed time. | ||
| It's hard to imagine anyone in the GOP leadership taking him seriously as someone they can trust after this point, so I imagine it's off to the Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz world for him. | ||
| It's going to be the America First caucus. | ||
| Go ahead and sit at the kiddie table over there. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Go have fun. | ||
| Yeah, be really loud. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Oh, you guys are so good at what you do. | ||
| You're such cuties. | ||
| So Roger's got a point here, and that is that everyone's doing this. | ||
| Everyone's doing fucking drug orgies, man. | ||
| Anybody out there who thinks that the ruling elite in Washington, D.C., or Malibu, or Manhattan, or Hollywood do not engage in drug-fueled orgies. | ||
| Is out of their mind. | ||
| And all of those in the media and in the Congress who are now attacking Madison Cawthorn, stop and ask yourself, why are they doing that? | ||
| Who? | ||
| Who are they covering for? | ||
| Or is it themselves? | ||
| I can answer why people are attacking Madison Cawthorn, the people who are. | ||
| I think the issue is that Madison never said who he was talking about, and that cast a wide net of suspicion on everyone in the GOP, which the GOP was naturally not happy about. | ||
| When you say something like he did and you don't name names, anybody could be who you're talking about, which is no good for all the people who didn't invite him to a coke orgy. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Similarly, people on the left and the media are annoyed that he didn't name names because without that element, it's just another right-wing ding-dong talking shit on a podcast. | ||
| It seems to me, from everything I can tell about this story, that everyone would actually be totally fine with Madison's actions if he did what he's pretending to do, which is hold power accountable. | ||
| If he truly does have a problem with these coke parties and orgies, then he has a responsibility not to just cast wide, meaningless, and unactionable accusations, but to speak specifically about who's abusing their power. | ||
| He's not doing that, which people rightly find annoying. | ||
| And it's a liability in the upcoming midterms. | ||
| If he's talking about, like, Republicans who are inviting him to Koch parties, any Democratic challenger can use that against their opponent, because he didn't name names. | ||
| It could be them. | ||
| Do you really want to have the party of Koch orgies? | ||
| Do you want to vote for this? | ||
| He's basically handed a weapon to the political opposition. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it's like McCarthy had to have sat him down and just been like, listen, I know you did what we all do. | ||
| Which is go on a podcast or some shit and talk some shit about random people. | ||
| Kevin McCarthy's never been on a fucking podcast. | ||
| Not a podcast, but whatever. | ||
| You know, he goes and talks shit. | ||
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Probably. | |
| That's what they do. | ||
| They go talk shit. | ||
| On background. | ||
| But... | ||
| But you talk about the left doing it. | ||
| You don't say that the GOP is doing it. | ||
| You can say that all blanket leftist politicians are fucking each other's brains out. | ||
| And to make it believable, be like, I have some staffers who are friends with staffers of people on the left. | ||
| We all work together and I've been there. | ||
| You don't say that the GOP does it. | ||
| You don't bite the hand it feeds, Madison. | ||
| That's what he's saying. | ||
| Yeah, it's too much of a liability when you don't speak specifically. | ||
| I think to not understand that dynamic is pretty dumb. | ||
| Yeah, it suggests that he was raised in a generation of right-wing politicians that absolutely have no concept of substance whatsoever. | ||
| You might be on to something. | ||
| Anyway, Roger thinks that he's going to get mocked for his days of being a libertine, and I would suggest it's actually the opposite. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You said it at the beginning, and I won't run away from it. | ||
| I was a libertine in my days in Washington, so I attended some of these parties. | ||
| Cocaine? | ||
| No, it wasn't for me. | ||
| But today, I have reaffirmed my faith in Jesus Christ. | ||
| That's why I feel the power and the strength to speak out and tell the truth. | ||
| That's why I'm unafraid to tell you the truth. | ||
| Now, I know that I'll be mocked for coming on and saying this. | ||
| I know I'll be attacked for, you know, for the life that I abandoned when I was a high roller in Washington, D.C. and anything I wanted was available to me. | ||
| I'm a different person today. | ||
| I think I think it's the I think. | ||
| No, I think Roger Stone as a reformed character is mockable. | ||
| The world-traveling Loki shitbag is fucking... | ||
| You can't defeat him. | ||
| What are you going to say? | ||
| Oh, you're so disgusting. | ||
| Man, I fucked eight people last night. | ||
| What do you got? | ||
| You're a liar. | ||
| Of course I am. | ||
| Do you see the top hat? | ||
| Look at what I do. | ||
| Look at what I do! | ||
| But now that he's on, oh, Christian. | ||
| Yeah, I have reformed and it's given me the strength to speak. | ||
| Like, go fuck yourself. | ||
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Two things. | |
| That's not fun. | ||
| Two things. | ||
| Cocaine, absolutely for him. | ||
| Uh, yeah. | ||
| But more worrying is if he was telling the truth. | ||
| There is a reason that he left all the other drugs that were not not for him off the... | ||
| But I think the cocaine's the only relevant one because it's what Madison brought up. | ||
| Oh, it's the one that Madison brought up. | ||
| Yeah, you said he saw somebody doing key bumps, I believe. | ||
| Oh my god, what a nerd. | ||
| Nobody would ever invite Madison Cawthorn anywhere. | ||
| No. | ||
| Here's what it is, okay? | ||
| Everybody assumes that they are getting up to more fucking sex stuff because they have more means. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And if you had more means, some people would be like, well... | ||
| You know, I'd like to fuck eight people, but I'm broke and I don't have eight friends who want to fuck. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You don't have either means or power you can exploit. | ||
| Right. | ||
| But that you assume everybody's doing it is ridiculous because... | ||
| Plenty of people don't want to fuck eight people. | ||
| True. | ||
| It would be exhausting. | ||
| It would be so bad. | ||
| It's a bad idea. | ||
| I don't know why you would do it in the first place. | ||
| Sounds interesting on paper. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| On paper, it's great. | ||
| But now I'm wandering around naked with all these people. | ||
| Who the fuck am I? | ||
| Get out of my house! | ||
| What? | ||
| Well, you don't host. | ||
| That's what Roger's classic mistake was. | ||
| Yeah, I agree. | ||
| And I think... | ||
| I also think that some amount of, like, swinging kind of things, and even cocaine, as long as it's not, like, constant. | ||
| Abuse, yeah. | ||
| Like, I don't think that those are nearly as extreme as they're being made to sound. | ||
| I think the right wing is way far behind on what the left is tolerant of these days, where they're like, orgies, oh my god! | ||
| And we're all sitting over here like... | ||
| Man, what? | ||
| There's a sex club down the street! | ||
| Go! | ||
| Have fun! | ||
| I think if it's like off hours and it's not something where politicians are using their status as a politician to force people into doing orgies with them or something, then whatever. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Live your life. | ||
| Have a fucking great time. | ||
| Here's what I think. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| I don't know if going to an orgy is nearly as Blackmailable. | ||
| Well, I mean... | ||
| As someone like Alex seems to be pretending it might be. | ||
| I mean, Mary and Barry was caught in a hotel room with sex workers and coke, and he was fine. | ||
| Well, we know he was set up. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He said so himself. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| You can't argue with that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think that there's this notion that like, ah, this is how they're going to be able to blackmail you because you were there. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I don't know if that's that potent. | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, they still live in the old times where it's like, oh, if he comes out as gay, everybody's going to lose their shit. | ||
| And it's like, nah, that's fine. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And that actually kind of leads us to our next clip, which is insinuation kind of that Kevin McCarthy is gay. | ||
| I think you have to question why Kevin McCarthy is so anxious to cover this up. | ||
| Why is he so anxious to silence this junior member of Congress? | ||
| Why are all these rhinos jumping out of the woodwork attacking him? | ||
| What are they hiding? | ||
| What do they have to hide? | ||
| Were they at some of these parties? | ||
| That's my question for them. | ||
| Well, we also know, doesn't McCarthy live with another man? | ||
| And they have a model of the White House together, and they pose as the president in there? | ||
| What? | ||
| It is alleged that he lives with a pollster, a Republican pollster I don't think much of, who's got the worst toupee I've ever seen in my entire life. | ||
| So yeah, that's kind of weird. | ||
| I've already explained it. | ||
| It's super understandable why someone like Kevin McCarthy and other non-insane wings of the Republican Party would be very against this from a logistic perspective. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, and also, what are you going to do? | ||
| Go out on TV and say, listen, Madison Cawthorn's right. | ||
| Some GOP people having cocaine-fueled orgies. | ||
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Sure. | |
| But not me. | ||
| But that exacerbates the exact same problem. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| Also, what they're talking about is during the pandemic, Kevin McCarthy rented a room from notorious pollster Frank Luntz. | ||
| He stayed in a room in Luntz's house while he was in D.C. during the pandemic. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| That's what they're using to imply that maybe he's gay and likes to dress up like the president in a facsimile room. | ||
| That's a big jump for me, personally. | ||
| It's a little bit A to C. A little bit of a leap? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I genuinely thought he said upholsterer. | ||
| He said upholsterer. | ||
| I was like, oh, maybe. | ||
| He's an upholsterer with a terrible wig. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, Roger's interview is actually disappointingly short. | ||
| He's only in for a quick hit to say, hey, these orgies are happening. | ||
| I know because I've been there. | ||
| Yeah, but he should have named names. | ||
| Roger probably doesn't know any names. | ||
| Eh, probably. | ||
| But Madison really should have, if you... | ||
| But then again... | ||
| He was just talking shit. | ||
| He doesn't know any names. | ||
| He doesn't want the consequences of saying names because he doesn't actually want to hold anybody accountable. | ||
| He wants to talk some shit and sound cool and interesting. | ||
| He wants to sound so cool. | ||
| Without considering the consequences and the load of shit that he's putting on his GOP colleagues. | ||
| The damage that he's doing to his caucus. | ||
| So he's just stupid and I'm sure he got a good talking to. | ||
| Now we have one last clip here because the rest of the episode is not worth listening to. | ||
| I can't think of a better 360 win out there than what we're about to talk about right now. | ||
| And I hope every listener marks this down. | ||
| I hope you listen because we've got this guest back on. | ||
| And I pushed him back a little bit late because Roger Stone came on. | ||
| Because I could spend hours with this guy. | ||
| He had technical difficulties Saturday, so we had to go to a tape show we'd already done a week before. | ||
| But we're going to do a commercial-free podcast soon and really talk about some things that are common knowledge to good tax attorneys. | ||
| But it's like unknown magic to the general public. | ||
| And so Tyler Bennett, good friend of mine, is here with us. | ||
| You can go to jonestaxrelief.com. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| So Alex talks to his tax relief advisor. | ||
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Oh, my God. | |
| Yeah, they're selling tax advice. | ||
| And so, yeah, he's got this guy. | ||
| I will say that from... | ||
| I did turn it off after about a segment. | ||
| But from what I heard, they weren't saying that the 16th Amendment hasn't been ratified. | ||
| So that's progress. | ||
| That's good. | ||
| This guy was just saying that, like, I'll hunt down loopholes for you. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| But, you know, probably not ones that you can actually use. | ||
| I would assume that a lot of people in Alex's audience might not have a lot of financial... | ||
| Here's how you can get rid of your investment unrealized gains taxes if you... | ||
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I don't think I can use that one. | |
| Can I write off... | ||
| What battle coins that I bought from InfoWars can I write off? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're war bonds. | ||
| What's the value of my war bonds in terms of tax write-off? | ||
| Is that a business expense? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So we come to the end of this 666 episode. | ||
| 666. | ||
| And yeah, boy, Alex sucks. | ||
| Oh, howdy. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| A lot of bullshit, a lot of non-true stories. | ||
| Alex insisting that he won't kill his family. | ||
| He probably won't. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| A meme? | ||
| A Mark Dice video? | ||
| Telling people to kill his imagined enemies because God needs them to. | ||
| Peacefully. | ||
| Peacefully. | ||
| And also insisting that people should go to city council or school board meetings, which is fun. | ||
| Dressed as the Joker? | ||
| No, that's for him and him alone. | ||
| Yes, that's true. | ||
| So, Jordan, we'll be back with another episode. | ||
| Until then. | ||
| We have a website. | ||
| We do. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| We are also on Twitter. | ||
| We are. | ||
| It's at knowledge underscore fight and I go to bed Jordan. | ||
|
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Yep. | |
| We'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| Thank you so much again, DJ Dan Arkey. | ||
| Great job on that theme song there. | ||
| You know, they got Baby Shark. | ||
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They got Mama Shark. | |
| Daddy Shark. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first-time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. |