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Oct. 25, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
02:39:27
#609: October 20, 2021

Today, Dan and Jordan check back in on how Alex Jones is doing these days. In this installment, Alex is on an emotional rollercoaster that finds him yelling about the devil, targeting another high school student, and being fairly ambivalent about whether or not his listeners should kill their family members who aren't against vaccines. Citations

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alex jones
44:37
d
dan friesen
01:09:50
j
jordan holmes
37:15
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greg reese
00:35
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larry klayman
00:02
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mike adams
00:01
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steve quayle
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy and Kansas.
Andy and Kansas.
alex jones
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding us.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
alex jones
I love your room.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
Workable dudes like to sit around, worship the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Dan!
Jordan, quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, I don't know if I actually officially mentioned this on the show, but I have finished Survivor.
jordan holmes
Yes!
dan friesen
I've watched all of it now.
jordan holmes
That does require an official announcement, yes.
dan friesen
I have a lot of thoughts on it, but I might be sharing it in another medium somewhere else at a future date.
So I'm not going to bog things down with that, but there's a Survivor-shaped hole in my life.
To be honest, I...
jordan holmes
Six years from now, Dan's sub stack is all Survivor material.
No.
Sorry.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
Sorry for interrupting.
I couldn't get it out of my head.
dan friesen
I think that I was annoyed and kind of bored by the show at various points, but I also think it's a really good show.
It has a good match of good environment.
You see the...
The nature, and you have the people interacting, and there's fun games, and there's tension.
I mean, I know there are other shows like it, but I tried to watch The Amazing Race, and it didn't do it for me.
jordan holmes
No, no.
dan friesen
And so I was really struggling, and I finally found something that kind of works, that I'm enjoying, and it's called...
The world's toughest race.
The Eco Challenge in Fiji.
jordan holmes
I think I saw that one.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's Bear Grylls hosts it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It's like these teams going on a ridiculously hard race across Fiji.
I find myself compelled by the teams.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
I find them charming, and I find the locale and what they're forced to do to be interesting enough to capture my attention.
So...
The Survivor bug has been itched, scratched for now.
jordan holmes
See, this is what I'm telling you.
You wanted to start the Amazing Race from the beginning.
dan friesen
That's what I did.
jordan holmes
And the problem is, you gotta start with the first season that they have the Globetrotter team on there, and then you're like, I'm in.
As long as these Globetrotters are teaching me lessons, growing as friends, expressing real love for each other.
dan friesen
Is Goose on there?
jordan holmes
No, Goose is dead.
Goose is dead.
Oh, I was thinking Top Gun.
dan friesen
Meadowlark, is he on there?
jordan holmes
No, unfortunately, no.
dan friesen
I don't remember any of the other classic Globetrotters.
jordan holmes
No, I'm not a Globetrotter guy.
dan friesen
I went when I was a kid in Boston to Globetrotters.
I remember it being a lot of fun.
But even then, I was a kid and I was like, this is against the rules.
jordan holmes
I don't know if you're allowed to throw confetti out of a bucket at someone.
dan friesen
I did remember thinking, like, this is nonsense.
But what's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would be...
My bright spot, Dan, is I have begun basic obedience training with my dog, Jake.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
He's not a bad dog, but he's not a good dog.
unidentified
He's sweet.
jordan holmes
He's a sweetheart.
He's scared of everything.
We're learning.
We're growing together.
The dog trainer makes you feel like you're getting your money's worth.
She's got that kind of like, no nonsense, I train dogs and now I'm training you.
Like that kind of vibe?
It's fantastic.
dan friesen
Today you are a dog.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
I went in there and I was immediately like, yeah, sure, I'll roll over and show you my belly.
I don't give a shit.
I gotta learn.
dan friesen
The trainers went...
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
She put her two fingers right on my neck and did the little pinch thing and I was like, I gotcha.
unidentified
It's over.
jordan holmes
I'm with you.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Well, that's great.
I look forward to some adventures for you and Jake.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
dan friesen
It's nice, too, because it's not a training of something that's a really bad, dangerous behavior, like biting or anything.
It's just sort of like a, let's make you more comfortable, dog.
jordan holmes
He needs confidence.
He doesn't have any confidence.
So we're doing that.
That's the big deal.
dan friesen
That's great.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is great.
dan friesen
So, speaking of great, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over, and it is wild.
jordan holmes
It's wild.
dan friesen
Yes.
We are back in the present day, and this is one of the...
Oh my god, it is a rollercoaster.
Episodes of Alex's show that I've listened to in a very long time.
jordan holmes
That's great.
dan friesen
This is October 20th, 2021.
jordan holmes
Blackjack.
That was a tie.
dan friesen
That was perfect.
And yeah, it was Wednesday of last week, and holy shit.
This thing is full of nonsense.
I can't overhype this.
It's outrageous.
jordan holmes
We've had a bunch of different types of episodes.
I've done an episode.
We got interviews.
I feel so excited to get back to...
This type of shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's like, what have you been up to, buddy?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Now, you know, every time we put them on a timeout, I'm like, let's get back into it, you know?
And here we go.
dan friesen
So I feel like without further ado, let's get down to our first order of business, which is saying hello and thank you to some new walks.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Foster, thank you so much.
You are now a policy walk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Foster!
dan friesen
Back out next.
And now, here come Glenn Beck's Roblox.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
dan friesen
Back out next.
Dan from Illinois.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
Let's talk to Dan in Illinois.
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Dan in Illinois.
dan friesen
Next.
jordan holmes
Sky.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, guys!
dan friesen
And we got a raptor princess in the mix.
So, hello to I signed away my soul in an intergalactic NDA with Cyber Satan, and all I got was a technocrat to say my name on a globalist podcast.
Thank you so much.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
alex jones
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
I'll barbecue your ass.
mike adams
It's over for humanity.
alex jones
Your beautiful soul, they're coming for your balls.
Well, I piss all over your god.
Very few people crap in the pool unless they're babies.
I piss all over the state.
larry klayman
Make it a practice of calling people pieces of garbage?
unidentified
When they are.
Comet as you see fit.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
I always listen to that one and I think, that's so scatological.
Where was your mind at when you were cutting that together?
dan friesen
I think it was just there were a couple of those clips in a row as Out of Context drops from recent episodes.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Or maybe when I was going through them, they were close together and I just found them like, wow, alright, a theme is evolving.
So, Jordan, we have two Out of Context drops today.
So, again, this is going to be a situation where the audience gets to choose which one is the winner.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
And here is choice A. Okay, here we go.
alex jones
Christ is the groom and we are the bride.
The whole thing is sexual.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Oh, God.
dan friesen
Okay.
unidentified
What was that?
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
Why did you say that?
unidentified
Did you say it like, oh, I forgot I said it out loud again.
The whole thing is sexual.
alex jones
So here's option B. When I was a teenager, my dad said, if you turn evil, I'm going to kill you.
And I knew he was serious about it.
And I almost did turn evil.
And I'm not saying we should kill our family members.
dan friesen
Okay, good clarification.
jordan holmes
All right, so in that clip...
He's kind of saying that honor killing is a little bit okay.
dan friesen
Well, if you're going to turn evil.
jordan holmes
If you turn evil, you've got to take them out.
dan friesen
You've got to kill your family.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Now, I'm not saying it's okay.
dan friesen
It's not a good thing.
jordan holmes
But there is a time and a place for it.
dan friesen
Right.
So, is it sexual Christ or don't kill your family?
jordan holmes
I'm going to have to go with sexual Christ.
That's my pick.
dan friesen
They're both bewildering.
jordan holmes
Yes, truly.
dan friesen
So we start the show off, and Alex is in a place where he has battle adrenaline going through his veins, and he's got a big news story to cover.
jordan holmes
Here we go.
alex jones
I can't help but to have just adrenaline and other endorphins flooding through my arteries right now.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
Because there's a thrill to war.
There's a thrill to the battle actually starting.
The swords clashing and the spears flying and the daggers plunging.
But the worst analysis is now true.
We are now officially in a global collapse.
It's already begun.
It's accelerating.
And 132 countries in the last week have agreed not just to a global income tax, but...
To tracking everything you do in live time to then tax and control what you do and punish you with a global social credit score.
And it's all been prepared and beta tested, but it's now being announced.
dan friesen
So would it surprise you to learn that that's not true?
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
Yeah.
132 countries didn't sign on to this global income tax agreement to create a one-world government.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
What happened is that there have been some negotiations going on between countries and the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development aimed at agreeing to a minimum corporate tax rate of 15% for countries that agreed to be a part of this.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
Just to be clear up front, too, this only applies to companies with, quote, global turnover over 20 billion euros and profitability above 10%.
This is really narrowly focused on giant companies.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you can't just take your money all the way to blah blah blah and keep it there and nobody gets any money from you thieving pieces of shit.
dan friesen
Yeah, the reason to do this is because when there are countries that don't have any or have very low corporate taxation, big international businesses have a huge incentive to either actually or symbolically base their business there in order to avoid paying massive amounts of tax to their actual base countries.
jordan holmes
It's like how all tennis players live in Monaco most of the time.
Sure.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
What happens then is that these companies move to low-tax countries or tax shelters and all the revenue that would be being paid back into the countries they're from to support the infrastructure and development of their home countries, it's instead just kept by the executives.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
In addition to this, the plan also dealt with digital service taxes.
Countries are able to impose these taxes on companies that are based elsewhere but provide services or goods that are consumed in their country.
digital service taxes and what are called unilateral measures.
The United States had threatened tariffs against Austria, Britain, France, Italy, and Spain as they were part of this agreement but were opposed to dropping their digital service tax, which would have led to redundant taxation.
The latest news is that these five countries agreed to keep their digital service taxes in place until the new tax agreement becomes active in 2023, and then they will drop them at that point.
jordan holmes
Sounds good.
dan friesen
Obviously, implementation of this is going to be a challenge, and it would be difficult to make sure that these giant companies don't just find other loopholes or just move to some of the countries that didn't agree to be a part of the arrangement.
jordan holmes
No, there's only 132 total countries.
dan friesen
But overall, this is definitely something Alex should be in favor of.
If his position is one that he's against the Yeah, for somebody who's complained about how the North American Fair Trade Agreement has moved all of our jobs
jordan holmes
offshore and all...
All this stuff, he should also be like, and we should have the money in here as well, right?
dan friesen
It's really strange, because it's kind of counter to his stated larger beliefs, the way he's reporting on this story.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And honestly, I wouldn't be too surprised if he just didn't know.
Because he leads the show with this.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And then it barely comes up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why would it?
He doesn't understand anything that's going on there.
dan friesen
I think he just skimmed a headline and was like, here we go, baby.
jordan holmes
I mean, if 132 countries agree on anything, he's like, well, obviously the globalists have started the war.
dan friesen
Sure.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I think what actually one of the big problems is that Alex was out late with Rogan last night.
jordan holmes
Okay, well, that's usually a big problem.
That can be a big problem.
dan friesen
Yep.
alex jones
It's a survival of the fittest issue.
I mean, I don't want to kill everybody.
Joe Rogan doesn't.
Lex Friedman doesn't.
Michael Malice doesn't.
But if you don't protect yourself, you really do deserve to die.
But, but, but, but the children.
The children.
They don't deserve this, and that's why it's the Rubicon.
dan friesen
So this is after he had set up the idea, like, I was out with Rogan and these other guys, Michael Malice.
jordan holmes
Oh, won't somebody think of the children.
dan friesen
Right, and so it's like, you know, it's survival of the fittest, but we can't just let all the children die.
And so the premise here, essentially, is that the vaccines, if children are vaccinated, that's the Rubicon being crossed.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And then I guess it's time to kill people.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
I'm just going to throw this out there.
If you're hanging out with a Nazi all the time, you're a Nazi.
So, Joe, you're a Nazi.
dan friesen
If you're Joe Rogan and, I mean, you're willing to put up with some of this bullshit...
Yeah.
That tends to mean that you believe it.
Or at least you're not willing to separate yourself from it.
And I would question him about a lot of the content that we're going to end up listening to on this show.
And be like, hey, you like this?
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is what your jam is, huh?
dan friesen
Yeah, and I'd also like to challenge his listeners.
Like, hey, you know, Alex is actually pretty right about stuff.
This is a prime episode for them to look at and be like, I dare you to defend this.
jordan holmes
Let's go for it.
dan friesen
I dare you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So anyway, Rogan and Alex were out, and he and all of his friends, all these guys who are hanging out, they're real smart, right?
And they all...
jordan holmes
No!
Absolutely not!
These are incredibly stupid people!
dan friesen
Well, they're all really smart.
Anyway...
They believe that a giant war is coming.
jordan holmes
See what I'm saying?!
alex jones
And see, evil can't help it.
It's gotta go for the children.
So don't think this is the authority.
jordan holmes
It's gotta go for the children.
alex jones
Don't think it's gonna succeed.
Don't think any of that, because it will fail.
But probably in a giant war.
And we were all of a consensus that this is going to end in a gigantic, massive war.
And Billion's dead.
But I don't know that consensus between those folks is public yet, but I guess it's kind of here.
dan friesen
Real quick, that's telling tales out of school.
If I was one of those people who's hanging out with Alex, I'd be like, hey, Dick.
Don't put my business on the streets like that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, that's like, hey, you know what?
Guess what?
I was hanging out with Joe Rogan and Michael Malice, and anyways, we're all Boogaloo boys.
I don't know if anybody noticed that real quick, but Civil War's coming.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Hey, they don't talk about this extremism that they believe in publicly, but oops, I just talked about it.
alex jones
Oh, some other things, too.
I learned some really interesting things.
But I've got to couch it certain ways, so I'm not ready to talk about that at that time.
Because I didn't just learn a lot from Joe and all the people he runs with.
You can probably imagine.
I mean, just the top of the structure.
And none of them like it.
I mean, I can just tell you, Elon Musk, at least what he tells Joe, and that's not a secret, is he doesn't like what's going on.
So people can say Elon's bad, Elon's good.
I think Elon's trying to survive in the system, but does not like where it's going.
And he wants humans to have a future and to go interstellar.
He believes in the human future.
You can say what you want.
I mean, he may think of a cyborg future with humans, but he thinks we deserve to at least survive and have free will.
So I think that's the difference.
You see, exterminate and kill everybody or turn to cyborgs and have free will.
It's kind of the dichotomy at that level.
We'll be right back, folks.
Stay with us.
It's the Alex Jones Show.
You do not want to miss this.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
unidentified
You do not want to miss this.
dan friesen
Weird energy.
jordan holmes
It shocks me to discover that obscenely wealthy people believe that the poor will just eat each other alive.
It's so crazy that extremely wealthy people look down on the poor and think, well, obviously they're animals who will kill each other at a moment's notice.
dan friesen
You're assuming that any of this actually comes from people like Elon Musk.
jordan holmes
It all comes from that.
dan friesen
You're assuming this isn't made up.
jordan holmes
Logan's rich as shit.
He probably thinks we're all going to kill each other.
dan friesen
And he does also have a past in Bloodsport.
jordan holmes
See, there we go.
That's his first go-to move.
dan friesen
So I think that what I find more interesting than even that is that Alex is having to thread a very bizarre needle here, which is that cyborgs are okay if they have free will.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, of course.
dan friesen
That seems to be counter to a lot of the things that he said in the past.
jordan holmes
I understand why you don't get it.
If cyborgs have free will, they're just basically people.
dan friesen
Right, but if you have something implanted in you and you still have free will, uh-oh, they turn something on eventually in there that you didn't know was in there, and oops, your free will's gone.
jordan holmes
How about that?
Sooner or later, you just gotta accept that if you get a robot arm, you're going to be controlled by the globalists, but as long as you've got some free will, you chose it, man.
That's the intergalactic contract at work.
dan friesen
I just think this is really dumb.
I wait for Alex to try and be like, alright, maybe I can hang out with Elon Musk in the future.
unidentified
I guess.
dan friesen
I gotta get in with cyborgs.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
How am I gonna make that okay?
jordan holmes
I mean, the transition from all cyborgs are bad to there are good cyborgs and bad cyborgs was going to happen.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, we're gonna have cyborgs and he's gonna want super speed, I would assume.
unidentified
It's...
jordan holmes
The man loves speed.
unidentified
It's true.
dan friesen
It's dumb.
It seems like he'd already drawn a line elsewhere.
That's kind of what I'm feeling, and this doesn't match up.
jordan holmes
I think you'll find with a lot of people that what appear to be harsh boundaries are often very fungible.
dan friesen
True.
So Alex is in a state of frustration on this episode, and I can understand why.
He has a particular thing that I think is actually a pretty good criticism of people like him.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But then he has two really, really shitty metaphors.
alex jones
Good Lord.
It just totally hit me last night and this morning that the reason I've been so frustrated, and I've articulated this, but I just want to say it very, very, very, very clearly.
My frustration is that even the opposition to the New World Order does it all piecemeal, like they oppose this piece and that piece and this other piece.
It'd be like if I was going to physically attack you and I had hatchets in both hands.
And you decided that while I was hacking at you with these hatchets, I'm going to kill you in about two seconds.
No, I'm going to kill you in two seconds.
You're dead.
I'm coming at you with hatchets.
You decide to attack a hair on my foot, on my ankle.
jordan holmes
What are you talking about?
alex jones
And you decide to, because you're godlike, I guess, you create a little tiny airplane that's got missiles on it that are microscopic and you fly up and blow up one of the hairs on my leg.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
That's not going to protect you.
And that's basically what this is.
It's like a 10 trillion pound gorilla is coming at you and it's going to pull your head off and pull your arms and legs out of their sockets and then piss on you.
And you're looking at it coming at you and you're trying to sweet talk it.
It's going to rip your head off.
So, here's the issue though.
You are a 97 trillion pound gorilla that's fire breathing.
And shoots rainbows out of its ass.
But you don't know that, and so you're going to get your head torn off.
dan friesen
Uh, this show is not on track.
unidentified
Sir!
Sir!
jordan holmes
I'm gonna...
This is a Denny's.
Sir?
dan friesen
Can I...
Okay, look.
I understand.
The metaphor that he's trying...
What he's trying to illustrate is that people within the anti-New World Order community seem to be missing the forest for the trees.
jordan holmes
Yes!
That is a great way of shortening up a 97 trillion gorilla metaphor.
dan friesen
They get bogged down in some specific detail instead of looking at the bigger picture.
Yes, fine.
Sure.
Neither of those things were great in terms of illustrating that.
I was blown away by it.
I was like, why are these the specifics?
This is bizarre.
jordan holmes
I really am surprised in a calm, measured way of saying, like, you know, I am going to kill you and you're going to try and hurt my hair.
Somehow we got off track, and it blew me away.
dan friesen
Well, because you're godlike, and you create a tiny aircraft.
jordan holmes
Again, see, now there's where I got into trouble.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
At what point do you think, well...
Obviously, the best way to explain my point is to give you the power to conjure tiny airplanes that can bomb my hairs.
And that will get the point across.
dan friesen
There is a time when you're making a metaphor that you just gotta quit.
When you're like, ah, this doesn't work.
jordan holmes
Hold on, did I just conjure a tiny airplane with missiles?
You know what?
Maybe this one got away from me.
dan friesen
Right.
Let me suggest that if I can do that...
jordan holmes
I got a lot more power.
Right.
dan friesen
One of those powers could be I could shrink myself down and pilot that little tiny aircraft and good luck hitting me with a hatchet then.
jordan holmes
No, I know.
He was giving me all these powers and I'm like, all you have are hatchets.
I can conjure airplanes, man.
dan friesen
I'm going to make your hatchets tiny.
jordan holmes
I'm going to run away from your hatchets and conjure more airplanes and then they'll become a flying carpet and I'll get away.
dan friesen
Oh my God.
jordan holmes
I just don't understand.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Anyway, that's a real good kind of example of the place he's at.
Nothing's making a lot of sense today.
jordan holmes
You know, he's missing the forest for the tiny airplanes.
dan friesen
Yes, for sure.
jordan holmes
I think that's what's going on here.
dan friesen
For sure.
So Alex talks a little bit about his enemies.
They have honed aggressive traits, is something he says, which kind of struck me as a little bit of a red flag, because it kind of implies like...
It's genetic, their evilness?
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was going to say, that's racist.
dan friesen
Certainly in the neighborhood.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
And you ask, well, why would the fire ants do that to a little baby deer or a little piglet or little baby birds?
Why would they climb up trees and eat baby birds?
Because they like to eat.
They like to live.
And so you sit there with pedophiles and Satanists and devil worshippers and Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates, and you wonder why they're attacking you.
Well, that's what they do.
They have extremely honed aggressive traits of hyper-dominance and psychopathic, sociopathic behavior, and they enjoy killing people.
They enjoy hurting children.
They don't just swim in an ocean of evil.
They are the ocean of evil.
Comprende?
And look, when I was younger, I almost turned to the dark side.
I like beating people's brains out.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
I like the thrill of knocking somebody's teeth out when they started it.
jordan holmes
Then you're back!
alex jones
I enjoyed strangling people.
I enjoyed breaking ribs.
I enjoyed that.
But I became saved.
And so I don't enjoy it.
But they enjoy doing it to children.
dan friesen
I think you do enjoy it.
jordan holmes
I mean, the way that you described it, at the very least, sounds wistful.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Those were the good old days.
dan friesen
Also, honed aggressive traits.
I don't know how, like...
I just, it doesn't sound good to me.
jordan holmes
Didn't he describe himself as enjoying the things that would be the natural result of quote-unquote honed aggressive traits?
dan friesen
Yeah, but I guess, I guess...
You could look at that and say the honed aggressive traits that he's talking about could be learned behaviors or something.
Sure, they're honed.
But I heard that and I thought, well, honed over generations.
jordan holmes
Sure, I can see that.
dan friesen
It's not quite clear, but it makes me uncomfortable.
jordan holmes
No, I don't like it.
But I think the thing that we're missing here is that a man just said...
I like strangling people.
dan friesen
Right, well, I was too busy turning into a little spaceship.
jordan holmes
You couldn't hear it.
The sound waves were just too big.
They just shook your plane.
They didn't bother you.
unidentified
Yeah, I gotcha.
jordan holmes
Hey, look!
I'm like the rest of you.
I love strangling people.
I like removing other human beings' teeth against their will.
You know, I'm like all of you.
dan friesen
Folks, we get it.
jordan holmes
This is a totally normal thing for people to think and believe.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex is talking about how, like, it's all, you know, everything's bad now.
Shit's no good.
Trouble.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And you know what?
You gotta wake up.
Or else the globalists are gonna kill you.
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm more worried he's going to enjoy strangling me to death.
dan friesen
Well, look.
You're not gonna be strangled to death by Alex.
Because you're part of the left.
You're gonna be in a camp.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
And this is gonna be cold comfort for Alex and the Patriots.
unidentified
Oh, I'm sorry.
dan friesen
That the left are going to be in camps as well.
Or, you know, they'll be killed first.
I don't know.
This is just one of his standard blood rants.
alex jones
And so you're going to wake up to that fact and you're going to understand that or you are going to die.
And your children are going to die with you.
Because what you saw in Nazi Germany and what you saw in Soviet Russia and North Korea and Maoist China and Xi Jinping's China today and with the Muslims and with what happens in Africa and Latin America and all that hell and all that horror is going to look like a choir meeting.
It's going to look like Sunday school.
It's going to look like grandma knitting you a pair of mittens.
And there's something quite freeing about that, isn't it?
I mean, the left tries to harass me and lie about me and thinks I care what they say or what they do.
They're all in the process of being made homeless in a long protracted collapse and then being put in an emergency center camp where they're basically injected with soft kills till they die.
And those of us that fight this are actually going to be the opposition, most of us doing better than even people that serve the system.
That's how this works.
jordan holmes
Is it?
alex jones
In fact, the globalists in their mid-level fantasies are then going to come to the survivor and Do they?
Do they?
dan friesen
This show's a mess.
jordan holmes
No, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, this looks like if you could see inside his mind, he's just got a refrigerator with a bunch of magnets in kind of half words, and he's just mixing them all together, and whatever comes out, comes out.
dan friesen
Yeah, sure.
The left are going to be in camps and getting soft kill weapons, and then the resistance is going to be him and his buddies out in the woods or something.
jordan holmes
And they're going to be doing better than us.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
And then once all of the left who are in the camps die because of the soft kill weapons, the globalists will come to the survivors who are the tough, rugged individualists and be like, we were just trying to separate the weak from you.
dan friesen
This was really for you, Alex.
We wanted to give you the...
jordan holmes
You know, and I mean, just at the very least, more efficient.
dan friesen
Right.
This is stupid.
jordan holmes
That's very stupid.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So they're calling for the kids.
And by that, Alex means they're eventually going to be vaccines for the COVID vaccines for children.
jordan holmes
It really feels like so far, all of these clips, if we got rid of the words and just had him repeating, fear, fear, fear, fear, it'd be the exact same.
dan friesen
Honestly, yes.
Except that what you just did was too focused.
jordan holmes
Fear!
Hunger!
Fear!
unidentified
Regret!
dan friesen
You were too on message.
jordan holmes
That's a good point.
dan friesen
So anyway, they're coming for the kids.
alex jones
They are coming for the children.
They've announced the injection of five and up, and then it'll be newborns with the deadly shot that embraces their immune system and the rest of it.
And they're announcing they're going to do it at schools, and they're going to force it.
And that's going to cause...
And they're going to save them the people that resist are terrorists.
And that's why they put it on the books as the main, not a law, but the regulations that the main mission of the FBI and the military and the CIA is crushing people that don't accept lockdowns and those that don't accept open borders, just Americans, and that they are going to come and they're going to arrest everybody and start killing people.
Now that's going to trigger a giant civil war.
And that's going to kill what's left of the military and the FBI, which I don't want, because you know the police to quit, getting all the firefighters to quit, the teachers to quit.
That's so they can put their people in.
And then if you get in a war with those people, it's like killing zombies.
I mean, it doesn't even matter.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
Yeah, this is a bizarre thread he's weaving here.
So yeah, they're going to vaccinate children, and then people who are against Vaccines will do some stuff.
jordan holmes
I mean, I guess if the FBI goes, the Civil War's not all bad.
dan friesen
Well, I think that the preoccupation with that is...
jordan holmes
What is he fucking talking about?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I think it's because people like Comey and Mueller were like big targets and enemies of Trump.
So the FBI is kind of something he's pretty preoccupied with.
That might be why he feels like it's more accessible than some other branches.
jordan holmes
I do appreciate the idea of like...
The battalion's all marching, and then there's just one for the FBI.
They're all wearing their FBI jackets.
Everybody else is in fucking full armor, and they're like, all right, we're going to get to the bottom of this real quick.
That's fantastic.
dan friesen
And so when Alex says things like, you know, I don't want this massive civil war and all this.
jordan holmes
Sounds like he does.
dan friesen
And you know what makes it really hard to believe is that he keeps calling the idea of vaccinating children the shot heard around the world.
jordan holmes
See, that kind of sounds...
dan friesen
It seems like he's building this up into being a point at which you are justified to kill people.
jordan holmes
Pretty much.
alex jones
Scott, one of our great producers, made the point this morning.
He said, you know, this is really the shot heard around the world because when they start the forcible injection of children...
And the first child has a heart attack or microcarditis, which is already happening in the studies.
They've been suppressing it, but it's come out.
Now they have to admit it.
Oh, we better not give it in 12s and ups, even the FDA said, because it's causing massive numbers, not rare, but massive heart attacks and strokes and other things.
And so they just had those people resign.
They said, you know what?
You resign.
So the next group now resigned.
Now the third group has resigned.
It almost has gotten no coverage.
And Biden just came out last night and said, We are going to start inoculating on Halloween.
He said this a few months ago, and he just announced it again.
All the bills are called 666 to track you and trace you.
Oh, the World Health Organization has 6.6 billion shots.
6.66 shots have been given.
6,660,000,000.
They just put their little calling card.
You know, like when the Army would kill you in Vietnam, they'd leave the Ace of Spades card.
Well, their calling card is 666 and Halloween.
Every year on Halloween, the left announces their, you know, horrible stuff they're doing because it's a trick.
You're not getting a treat here.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
I promise I didn't splice up a bunch of different things to make that sound convoluted and nonsensical.
That was an actual string of thoughts that Alex had on air.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
Do the seven zeros after the 666 not make it invalidated for the Mark of the Beast?
dan friesen
Doesn't mean anything.
jordan holmes
I mean, there's seven zeros after that.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
I think a lot of that stuff is just, like, him being...
Dumb, knowing that his audience will hang on to things like Halloween and 666.
They're very easily accessible symbols.
jordan holmes
Wouldn't you be insulted if he was just like, hey, they're doing it on Halloween and you were expected to be like, well, obviously it's witches.
dan friesen
Well, to quote Bill Gates...
alex jones
Boo.
unidentified
Ah!
dan friesen
A couple of quick things, though, in this due merit rebuttal.
The first thing is that actually the evidence of a connection between the COVID vaccine and myocarditis is actually, it's becoming weaker the more information that we gather.
One of the main studies that was used as support for that claim was from the University of Ottawa Heart Institute, and the headline that claimed that one out of 1,000 people vaccinated developed myocarditis.
This was from a preprint study and in the process of peer reviews discovered that they'd used the wrong number for the total number of vaccines administered, which wildly threw off their results.
They'd based their number on 32 myocarditis incidents in 32,379 vaccinations, when the number was actually 845,930 vaccinations.
jordan holmes
That's a little bit off.
dan friesen
Little off.
jordan holmes
Little off!
dan friesen
This study was retracted by the authors who apologized for the error, but people like Alex and the Gateway Pundit who screamed about it have never acknowledged this retraction.
There's not a cover-up of people having heart attacks.
It's something that was seen as a possible side effect, then examined, and large data set analyses have...
Not substantiated that there is a significant increased risk of myocarditis or pericarditis in people who've been vaccinated.
Although, as more information comes along, the understanding of these things will develop.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I have no idea who Alex is talking about when he says that there are people covering up vaccine-related resignations, but if he wants to get more specific, I'll look at it at that point.
I'm pretty sure he's just talking about that story from a while back where two people at the FDA resigned and then Alex has decided to exaggerate it.
jordan holmes
Might as well.
dan friesen
It's fun to learn that the left always announces their evil plans on Halloween, though.
That's pretty exciting.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what other plans did they announce on Halloween?
dan friesen
Um, new ghost costumes.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's nice.
Sexy ghost costumes?
I like it.
dan friesen
Also, according to the White House, the actual timetable of vaccinations for children aged 5 to 11, quote, will depend on the independent FDA and CDC process and timeline, but our planning efforts mean that we'll be ready to begin getting shots in arms in the days following the final CDC recommendation.
In the same press release, they mentioned that the CDC's committee meeting to discuss this is scheduled for November 3rd, 2nd and 3rd.
So I'm going to guess they're going to miss the spooks.
deadline of Halloween for this evil plan.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but it really would have been fun to hear those like, oh, there's a razor blade in this and the candy at this house.
And instead, it's like those people fucking vaccinate you.
You walk up there.
They're like, here's some M&Ms.
And then boom.
Immune to diseases.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a Pfizer vaccine in my apple.
Yes.
Oh, terrified.
jordan holmes
I hate it!
dan friesen
So, Alex has another headline about forced vaccinations, and it's a little off.
alex jones
Now, here it is.
COVID teams can vaccinate pupils against parents' wishes, schools told.
Now, there's no law in Australia.
There's no law in Canada.
There's no law in the UK.
There's no law in the EU.
There's no law in Singapore.
There's no law.
In Latin American countries as well.
But they're just doing it.
The same global directive.
You're going to do it.
Boy, that sounds like the kind of thing I'd want to do if I was a teacher, is inject children with something that causes convulsions and death and heart attacks and blood clots and strokes so that...
Dad comes up to the school and, well, you know what dad does to you.
And see, when dad does that, oh my god, oh my god, the anti-vax terrorist just went and ran over or shot or stabbed the school nurse.
We don't want that, by the way.
That's what they're doing.
unidentified
What?
Whoa.
jordan holmes
Yes, that is a terrorist!
Explain to me how you didn't just describe a fucking terrorist!
dan friesen
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
Oh, wow.
dan friesen
Yeah, this fantasizing is...
jordan holmes
This is dark.
dan friesen
It's very dark.
jordan holmes
This is fucking dark.
dan friesen
Yeah, and so that headline that Alex is basing this preemptive defense of killing school nurses on is from The Guardian, and it's an article from September over a month ago.
This article just has to do with how vaccinations would be carried out in schools in England.
As it stands, quote, in cases where parents withhold consent but the child wants to go ahead, the guidelines say the vaccination teams will determine if the child is able to make an informed decision known as Gillick competence and make every effort to contact a parent and check before they proceed.
This only relates to students between the ages of 12 and 15, and it's a pretty narrow window of application.
And the parent's word stands.
If they are deemed competent, then they will be vaccinated.
But before that, every effort goes into trying to reach agreement between the child and their parent.
This article has absolutely nothing to do with students in any other country.
It has nothing to do with anyone being forced to be vaccinated.
And the way Alex is reporting this story is almost tailor-made to incite someone toward the very violence he's pretending.
Yeah, absolutely.
So gross.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
unidentified
Also, that's such a silly...
jordan holmes
We live in 2021.
The kid, they're going to be like, are you sure you can choose this?
We're going to have to call your parents.
Dude, they believe in Q. What the fuck are you going to say to them that's going to convince them to vaccinate me?
I can read the internet.
I'm going to go, give me the fucking vaccine!
dan friesen
Yeah, and in the very litigious age we're in, it's not going to be a situation where people are like, come on, let me poke you.
jordan holmes
Come on, just come over here, kid.
dan friesen
Now the school is gone.
They get sued out of existence.
jordan holmes
You can donate blood and I'll give you a vaccine.
dan friesen
Everyone's under attack though, George.
jordan holmes
Oh, of course.
Well, I mean, school nurses are about to be, apparently.
dan friesen
Sure, but those are going to be false flags, probably.
jordan holmes
Sure, I guess.
alex jones
You understand?
We're all under attack, okay?
And so, you need to understand, you're not in Kansas anymore.
Unless you are in Kansas.
And the world government isn't coming.
It's here.
The collapse is already here.
They're already devaluing the currencies.
Things are already falling apart.
Lawlessness is already everywhere.
People are dying all over the place.
I've got now two members of my family dying from the injections that didn't listen to me.
What?
One will be dead in a week, one in about probably two weeks.
There's total death everywhere, total psychopathic murder, and the average person watching Netflix doesn't know what's happening.
And the people that are awake are all going to be called terrorists, and the globals will start blowing stuff up and blaming it on us.
dan friesen
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
I'm going to want to follow up next week and then the week after that.
I would like to know who he knows who got the vaccine and whether or not they are still alive.
dan friesen
Or if they just had COVID.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Maybe.
I also would like a follow up in a week when he's in a little better mood and everyone's not going to die and see what happened other than he's not crabby.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does seem to be that he's kind of just taking stuff out on us.
Yeah, this is lashing out.
Yeah, it does feel like this is abusive.
dan friesen
Yeah, it kind of feels like maybe he's pissed off about the Sandy Hook lawsuit and that not going to a trial for him to have fun with.
And then also maybe he didn't get enough sleep because he was out with Rogan the night before.
jordan holmes
I'm real mad, so everyone's gonna die!
dan friesen
Yeah, and it just comes out as, like, complete nonsense gibberish.
alex jones
And all the scientists that were even on their payroll, you know, almost all of them went public.
I mean, it's like, they always say, oh, it's a consensus, all the scientists say this stuff works great.
No, basically 99% of the scientists, including the FDA, the CDC, all of them, that believed in the poison vaccines and the tainted vaccines and the human cloning and all that, but they thought it was really, you know, to develop.
Life extension for themselves and others.
Now they're like, wait, we're really just going to kill everybody?
And a lot of people are on board for that, but they're saying, you know, we're not going to get away with this.
They're going to kill us.
jordan holmes
Who?
alex jones
You see?
See, now they're figuring out, we're not just going to kill 90% of people.
We're all going to die too.
Oh yeah, you're all going to die too.
jordan holmes
Who is figuring this out?
alex jones
You haven't figured that out yet, have you?
jordan holmes
You just said we did!
dan friesen
Ooh, boy!
jordan holmes
Wild.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Wild.
What a wild thing to do.
dan friesen
A bit disorienting.
And some of that, like, I'm...
I don't even know how to appropriately set up a lot of these clips to make them make sense.
I get what he's talking about just from context clues, but if you were to listen to this cold, it would be very bewildering.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
He's talking about a claim that is not true, and that is that all of the scientists who are in favor of the shots at the FDA and the CDC and all these places have turned on the vaccines and are now coming out with it, and part of the reason that they're coming out against them is That they've realized that the plan isn't just to kill 90% of the population.
They are also not going to survive this.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
No, but that's what Alex is saying.
jordan holmes
But they didn't do any of that.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Like, not even close to it.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, here's what I would say.
Like, if I was growing up, say I was 11 or 12, and my dad was pretty unstable, but every time he had a hangover at the breakfast table before I went to school, he would say, You're going to die if you go to school today.
You would think that's an abusive man, right?
Just pointing that out.
dan friesen
So, when I was listening to that, I was like, this is complete nonsense.
Gibberish.
I don't even know how to categorize it.
And if you were somebody who didn't listen to Alex, it would be disorienting and you'd probably turn it off.
Because I listen to him, I understand it, and that makes me more sad.
jordan holmes
I would almost call this weaponized nonsense.
dan friesen
Yes.
Yeah, but again, I think you nailed it a little bit, just like, it's the mood, the feeling is fear, fear, fear, fear, and then hunger.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I could use a snack.
dan friesen
So, Alex, here's where we take our first loop-de-loop in the roller coaster that is this show.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Alex starts talking about the devil.
jordan holmes
It's about time.
I was worried that after the 666, we weren't going to get anything after that.
dan friesen
There might be a couple of clips here that need to be mic'd down clips.
Here's the first one.
alex jones
You know, I'm not one that gets afraid of things.
I tend to confront them and fight them, but I need Jesus to take control of me and not let me just stare at this thing and join with it.
But you have to understand, everybody else is joining with it out of fear.
Almost everybody's joining it out of fear.
There's not a lot of people seething with the power of Lucifer in their hands.
That's the people above gates and the rest of them.
And if you don't have the power of Lucifer seething in your hands, you cannot see the power of Lucifer.
Well, I've got the power of Lucifer.
And I don't want it, and I lay it down, and I reject it.
But I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, that this is the takeover by Satan.
This is the one ring.
This is it.
dan friesen
Oh boy.
So, Alex apparently can see Satan because he has the power of Satan running through his hands, which he rejects.
jordan holmes
Right.
Oh boy.
I mean...
dan friesen
Hey, Rogan, what do you think of this?
jordan holmes
I mean, here's what should be going on right now.
Somebody needs to intervene for his health and safety.
dan friesen
I mean, I said that...
A year ago.
jordan holmes
I know, but I mean, just like, if you heard this...
And you're on the radio.
You should be like, well, we gotta stop with all this political stuff.
I'm an InfoWars fan.
I need to make sure Alex is gonna be okay.
dan friesen
I feel like if a hundred listeners...
jordan holmes
We need to love-bomb him.
We need to get in there.
We need to help him out.
dan friesen
I feel like if a hundred of his long-time listeners got together, they should be able to 5150 him.
jordan holmes
Yeah, totally.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
This isn't making sense anymore, dude.
jordan holmes
If you put a change.org petition out there, it should absolutely happen.
dan friesen
But yeah, he can see the devil, because the devil is running through his hands, which is something that is only allowed in a power that is the people who are above Bill Gates, which implies that that is the level that Alex belongs on, but he has rejected it to help you, Jordan, to help you see the light, so he can tell you who the demons are.
jordan holmes
I don't understand the impulse to follow someone who very openly says, I can at any point in time...
Act as strongly and as evilly as the devil.
All I have to do is pick up this evil.
That's all I have to do.
dan friesen
Right, and you better...
jordan holmes
There should be more barriers.
dan friesen
You better buy my turbo for us or else...
jordan holmes
Absolutely!
dan friesen
I might be tempted to do that.
jordan holmes
I would very much appreciate if somebody was like, listen, if I'm going to go pick up the devil's power, it takes like 30 steps.
It is so hard for me to pick up the devil's power.
dan friesen
Also, it's very bad to think that the power of the devil is accessible to somebody who is so moody.
jordan holmes
So moody!
dan friesen
Such a little baby.
jordan holmes
I think about all of that shit where people are like, oh, women shouldn't be president or have power because they're too emotional.
It's like, this dude is just hungover so he has the powers of the devil!
Yep.
dan friesen
Oh, God.
It's a little rich.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
Men shouldn't be in charge of anything.
dan friesen
I don't know why he does this.
jordan holmes
What a bananas.
Because he hates us.
Because he hates us all.
Because he wants to abuse us.
dan friesen
Oh, this is what I wanted to say.
I honestly don't care if he believes this or not.
Like, somebody might say, like, you actually believe that he thinks he has the devil's power running through him or whatever.
And my response to that is he either does believe it or he is a sane person rationally deciding to pretend that on air on a show like his.
And either is fucking awful.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
I mean, it doesn't require the belief to...
To work backwards from what he just said and say, oh, this person's insane.
If you are choosing to say those things without believing that, you're clearly an insane person.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
You may be more dangerous.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So do I make down for this one, too, because this is where it goes.
After he starts talking about, he's like, it's the one ring.
He's like, oh, shit, I love Lord of the Rings.
alex jones
And that's why Lord of the Rings is so powerful by J.R.R.
Tolkien as one of the top professors ever.
dan friesen
I gotta stop even right there for just real quick.
jordan holmes
What are you fucking talking about?
One of the top professors ever?
What does that even mean?
dan friesen
Well, didn't you see J.R.R.?
jordan holmes
Was there a post?
Did the NBA release a top 75 professors last?
dan friesen
Don't you remember that website Rate My Professor back in college?
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Yeah, Tolkien's off the charts on that thing.
Yeah, all right.
jordan holmes
Rotten Tomatoes.
alex jones
Beyond union psychology.
Because when Gandalf even thinks about taking the ring, even observing the ring makes you take on its spirit.
You understand that?
To look at what they're doing and to grasp it is to stare into the mind of the devil.
And it's very seductive.
I mean, right there on air, you see me literally starting to be taken over by it.
Man.
And that's why sometimes I have to go off air, because I reject the spirit of the devil.
I completely reject it.
But I may not even be able to do the show today, okay?
So, I...
Oh, God.
dan friesen
I don't know.
I wish that I could go back in time and have a recording of me hearing that for the first time because the blurt laugh that I made, I don't know if I could ever recreate it.
unidentified
It was such a huge laugh.
dan friesen
You asshole.
jordan holmes
What a fucking...
Just go away.
What are you saying?
dan friesen
What is happening?
I have to go off air when the power of the devil becomes too tempting to me.
jordan holmes
One, you can't interpret any fiction, ever.
Don't interpret.
Don't try.
Don't think you understand it.
Don't try to understand it.
You can't and you won't.
And two, just...
Just, I mean, listen.
I just...
I'm looking into the fucking Palantir right now.
The eye of Sauron is upon me, and I can't do the show.
dan friesen
I can't do it.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I put my hand on it.
Now I'm controlled by Sauron.
It's over for me.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
And that's all because of what one of the top professors in history told me.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Hmm.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think I had some pretty good professors in college.
I wonder how they'd rank against Tolkien.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean...
I'd say, I don't think I would rate anybody as good as Tolkien.
dan friesen
My logic professor, Wyrick, Professor Wyrick, he was really great.
I had him for a couple semesters of formal logic, took a game theory class from him that I wasn't even interested in, just because he was an interesting professor.
Probably not as good as Tolkien, though.
jordan holmes
No.
I mean, my high school English teacher...
dan friesen
He's not a professor.
jordan holmes
He was actually a first-class playwright in New York for, like, 15 years.
And then he was just so sick of it that he was like, fine, I'll teach high school English in the middle of nowhere.
dan friesen
Doesn't count.
He's not a professor.
jordan holmes
Damn, that's a jump there.
dan friesen
Doesn't count.
jordan holmes
Okay, fine.
dan friesen
So, what you gotta understand is that the devil has a lot of schemes.
And he wants to seduce you with things.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Like phones.
jordan holmes
Who doesn't?
dan friesen
You know, your phone.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Mark of the Beast.
dan friesen
No.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
It's an alien brain.
alex jones
And you know what these really are.
These so-called phones are super high-tech computer platforms that are the brains of robots.
So when they call an Android phone an Android, it is the brain of an Android.
jordan holmes
No.
alex jones
And that's what these are.
jordan holmes
Boo!
alex jones
And this is to take control of your life.
It already has.
And to just run everything.
And it's incredibly seductive.
I mean, the new camera coming out, I've seen it with folks that have them.
And the iPhone 13 or whatever the new one is coming out in about a month or whatever.
I've had a chance to look at one and it's just the camera is like better than anything Hollywood could ever even imagine.
And that's that type of fallen technology.
unidentified
That old, old, old scratch.
Old scratch.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
alex jones
Fandangling.
dan friesen
The devil has improved the camera on your iPhone.
jordan holmes
No, no.
I reject that.
When they call it an Android, that's because it's an Apple.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
When they call it an Apple, that's because it's made of apples.
That's dumb.
Get out of here.
Go away.
Old scratch.
Old scratch out here.
Old Scratch out here making your camera better.
The devil's the ultimate evil, and you're still gonna be like, ah, old Scratch over there.
dan friesen
Also, I think that Alex sounded like he's pretty interested in this new phone.
jordan holmes
I know!
He's like, this is better than anything Hollywood could imagine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Huh.
Wow.
dan friesen
Very dumb.
So he goes to break and he comes back and this is where he lives, just doing dramatic voiceover type shit about the end of the world.
unidentified
So.
alex jones
This is it.
unidentified
Rise of Satan's kingdom on earth.
alex jones
Foretold of old.
The Old and New Testament prophesied for more than 5,000 years.
Now, the alien attack on earth takes human form.
We're living in it.
And anyone that Accepts it and goes under its spirit.
We'll be destroyed.
dan friesen
That might as well just be his whole show.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what are we doing?
dan friesen
Like, honestly...
unidentified
What was that?
dan friesen
That's basically what he wants to do all the time.
jordan holmes
That was the Star Wars opening crawl.
That's what you just did.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
And, like, that's...
It's clear that that's, like, his passion.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Kind of.
unidentified
The Empire and the Rebels have been fighting for the past 6,000 years.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Fuck off.
dan friesen
He wants to do last time on...
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
dan friesen
Previously on End Times.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Oof.
jordan holmes
Last time in the Book of Revelations, the first...
Your seal was opened.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So after the vaccines come, we're going to end up in a situation where the globalists are going to cut off all food, right?
And then eventually they have another plan, and that is Truth and Reconciliation Committee.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Which actually, the globalists, if you believe this clip, they tried to get Alex to do one before.
Oh, my God.
alex jones
And then they're just going to cut the food off next and collapse the country and say, if you want food.
You're going to have to come do whatever we say.
Oh, and you politically have to renounce yourself and say you were wrong and admit you were a fraud.
They have that truth and reconciliation communist thing they do.
That's already begun here.
jordan holmes
I know that communist.
alex jones
Years ago, it reached out to me.
It was an off-record meeting, so I won't say who, but it was high-level folks.
I mean, the highest levels of the New World Order directly, obviously, reach out to us.
As high as Tolkien.
They just said, you just need to kind of do a truth and reconciliation, an apology to her, and it will make you bigger than you've ever been, and you'll be protected in this dangerous world.
Because, you know, they're saying we're dangerous and the world's going to get more dangerous.
And I, of course, said no thank you to that.
But, I mean, that's how real this is.
And, of course, it's all on record, too.
But, you know, you know when I tell you that it's real, right?
dan friesen
No.
If I had to filter that through my, like, what he could be possibly talking about, I'm gonna guess that at some point he had an offer from a network like Fox News that recognized that he had a lot of talent, and he was somebody who maybe they could find a place for on the network.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And what would need to happen before they could have him on is, or before they could have a contract, is some kind of a public cleaning up of his image.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
And maybe there's some sort of an apology they would have liked him to.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Make for something.
unidentified
Possible.
dan friesen
And then maybe we could give you a job that would be really high-paying on this news network.
jordan holmes
Could be.
dan friesen
It's not the communists trying to get a truth and reconciliation committee going.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
If this is even based on anything that actually happened, that's the version of it that I kind of believe could be true.
jordan holmes
All right.
Here's what I'm starting to believe, okay?
People have been saying that Alex is Bill Hicks, you know, and that's very clearly not true.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
We have been watching a 20-year, 25-year long-form improv sketch.
Alex is actually Del Close.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
That's what it is.
dan friesen
He does sing a bit.
jordan holmes
See?
dan friesen
That's one of the beats of the Herald.
jordan holmes
I'm telling you, that's what he's doing!
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
So, I don't know.
I think that Del Close might be a better actor than this because Alex starts talking about how he got this offer of the Truth and Reconciliation Committee.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And he starts talking about how he was in these boardrooms.
And then it turns into him talking about how he lived that scene in Network.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Where Ned Beatty is...
jordan holmes
Get out of here!
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
And then Alex does a line reading.
jordan holmes
It's all in a movie.
alex jones
You know, like in the big boardrooms in D.C., the big boardrooms in New York, the big boardrooms in Los Angeles.
I've been in them all.
When I say all, all those cities.
Cool.
And, you know, you get the little Howard Beale speech.
Remember Howard Beale and Network gets that speech?
Think you just messed up a business deal, Mr. Beale?
It's not a business deal, Mr. Beale.
This is a church.
This is a system.
And you are a unit.
Of this church.
And Mr. Beal, in the final equation, we're going to destroy your soul.
That's what we traffic in, Mr. Beal.
unidentified
You have meddled with the tidal forces of nature, Mr. Beal.
And you must atone.
Do I got your attention there, Mr. Beal?
alex jones
You get up there on your little 12-inch screen every night and you talk about countries and borders and nations and peoples.
There are no nations.
There are no peoples, Mr. Beal.
There is only a spectrum of corporations and companies and each of us is just a little piece of that larger whole.
And you see, you're obsolete, Mr. Beal.
You're non-essential, Mr. Beal, and we're going to kill you, Mr. Beal.
We're going to give you the same speech they've given throughout history, and we're going to claim this time it's for a good cause, and we are the savers of the world.
But the truth is, Mr. Beal, we don't like you because you're smarter and better looking than us, and you're connected to God, and we want to hurt you in a ritual and pull your teeth out while you beg for mommy and then kill you.
unidentified
Are we still in the movie?
alex jones
And then we're going to rape your children, and then we're going to kill them too.
jordan holmes
I don't remember this part.
alex jones
We're going to do it over and over again.
We're going to make copies of your children, and we're going to rape those clones over and over again.
jordan holmes
This is going to be really weird to put in the movie.
alex jones
That's the real speech, Mr. Beal.
unidentified
So...
alex jones
Are you going to join us, Mr. Bale?
dan friesen
Okay, yeah.
Went a little off track from the network, but...
jordan holmes
You know, Mr. Jones, I feel like that was...
I think that was great.
I think we've seen all we need to see, and we will be getting in contact with your agent.
dan friesen
Do you have Michael Savage's phone number?
Because he might be less problematic than you.
jordan holmes
Do you have Michael Richards' phone number?
dan friesen
Yeah, I think that that hit some of the beats of the network speech.
jordan holmes
Missed a couple of them.
dan friesen
Added a few.
unidentified
Mr. Smith goes to, why are you all coming to be demons and kill us?
dan friesen
Don't clone my children.
So, this keeps going.
In my note, I just have, this is stupid beyond satire.
alex jones
Oh, so you're not going to join us?
Well, you're going to fail and you know you're going to fail.
We're going to beat you.
We're going to beat humanity.
I go, yeah, you're going to beat humanity.
Of course we are.
unidentified
We're older.
We're stronger.
You're weak that you won't join us.
dan friesen
So now you'll notice that this has turned into a dialogue instead of a monologue of this character giving the speech.
Now Alex exists within the scene and he's talking back to the person, which is a fascinating, dramatic turn.
unidentified
You just can't take it.
But a lot more intense than that.
alex jones
I'm not going to show you what it looks like.
But let's just say that the stars of The Shining Jack Nicholson doesn't hold a candle.
What somebody really demon-possessed looks like.
We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen.
Infowars.com.
Tomorrow's news today.
It's a demon feast, folks, and you forget.
unidentified
Somebody...
jordan holmes
Somebody there was like, we gotta get him off of this.
We're gonna throw on a 90s sitcom theme, and then he's gonna have no choice but to switch into, it's a demon's feast, people, we'll be right back.
Just can't not do it.
Freeze frame everything.
dan friesen
Soft, mellow music of him explaining that it's a demon feast.
jordan holmes
It's a demon feast, everybody.
My god, that's beyond satire.
Yeah.
That is just, you can't do that.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
You can't do that.
dan friesen
No.
It's, somebody working there has to be like, that has to be.
jordan holmes
That's on purpose.
dan friesen
It's gotta be a choice.
jordan holmes
That's on purpose.
dan friesen
It happens enough.
The music is so disjointed from what is going on.
jordan holmes
That one's too glaring.
dan friesen
And I don't know if I've heard that music.
At least not frequently.
jordan holmes
That's like the, we're gonna be back out.
We're having technical difficulties fucking theme music.
Let's all go to the lobby.
Yes, that's exactly what that was.
Good God.
dan friesen
So you may be noticing by this point that we have not covered a lot of content.
There's been a lot of Alex having a weird mood, but there hasn't been really a ton of actual meat here.
jordan holmes
You know, I was thinking, I haven't heard you read from a lot of notes so far.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I think we've more just been listening to a man scream incoherently.
dan friesen
Yeah, and so what Alex does is he plays a Greg Reese report, right?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And then he plays another one.
jordan holmes
I'm gonna have to go.
alex jones
Okay, let's play a Greg Reese report.
And then...
I may be able to control myself and actually cover all this.
jordan holmes
Doubt it.
alex jones
Because this little piece of paper right here is the death warrant of our children.
Literally.
Literally.
And they admit it.
dan friesen
They admit it.
So he's got a piece of paper that he's going to cover, but he's not.
He's got to go to another Greg Reese report.
Fine.
Kick the ball.
Kick the can down the road.
We'll see if we get to it when we get to it.
unidentified
You know, I'm just going to say it, you know.
jordan holmes
If you've got the death warrant literally in your hands, them admitting it is really kind of redundant.
dan friesen
True.
They admit it in the death warrant.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
Right.
So I heard this, and I think that this was just me desperate for anything to talk about.
Anything.
jordan holmes
So I latched onto this.
alex jones
Oh, just stay inside for 15 days, and it'll all be over.
And then, of course, it wasn't.
So you would have a 15-day, don't leave your house.
While in areas of Africa and Latin America under IMF World Bank control, they're still locked in their houses but one hour a day.
Excuse me.
Some areas of Latin America, you get two hours a week according to your social security number.
What numbers?
And all of that is coming here.
dan friesen
So the first obvious thing that jumps out is a sign that Alex is making this story up as he's saying that people in Africa and Latin American countries get time outside based on their social security number.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that one.
dan friesen
I don't know when the Social Security Administration expanded operations to include the entire world, but unless that happened and I didn't hear about it, Social Security numbers are just something that people in the United States have.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, FDR and then Truman followed that up by expanding Social Security to the world.
dan friesen
Sure.
For someone who's so concerned about immigration-related issues, Alex should really know this super basic thing that intersects with student visas and foreign workers and all these things that he yells about.
The image of people being grouped by social security numbers is kind of a big part of his long-standing FEMA camp narrative.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
So I think it might be something that he's pulling from there.
jordan holmes
It's a little bit like the draft, that kind of thing.
dan friesen
But I actually think I figured out what he's actually referring to, although...
I have to admit that I may be making a guess.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So, the Financial Times has a tracker on their website that updates on COVID lockdown policies on a country-by-country basis.
They have this whole big paper where a number of political scientists from Oxford developed what they call a stringency index.
All the precise details of it are too complicated for us to get into here, but suffice it to say that they took indicators like school closings, restrictions on gatherings, and stay-at-home requirements into consideration.
and they created a means of quantifying lockdown restrictions.
Naturally, this is a figure that changes for any given country over time, but the lockdown tracker is regularly updated.
And in Latin America, there are just two also, and it's Venezuela and Argentina.
Of those countries, only Namibia and Venezuela are over an 85. Looking over the qualifications and rankings, if you had a country making people stay inside for all but two hours in a week, it would have to be over 85 on the scale, just on how highly they would score in all of the other categories.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
It just would be a domino effect.
jordan holmes
It would be 145, yeah.
dan friesen
Something like that.
So if you go to the website for the U.S. Embassy in Namibia, their latest update was from October 20th, 2021.
If you look at that updated restrictions, they're allowed to go to public gatherings up to 200 people.
Fitness centers, pools, beauty parlors, schools and grocery stores are all open.
You can't buy booze on Sunday or on holidays unless you're staying at a hotel or a casino, which kind of means that hotels and casinos are open.
I guess it can't be Namibia that Alex is talking about.
jordan holmes
It doesn't sound like it.
dan friesen
But what about Venezuela?
jordan holmes
It's got to be Venezuela.
dan friesen
From some reporting I've seen, Venezuela is actually closer to what Alex is saying, but he's still wrong.
The government in Venezuela had been trying and they'd implemented what was a seven by seven plan where they would alternate weeks of strict lockdown rules and lax lockdown rules.
During the lax weeks, most businesses and public spaces could operate normally.
But during strict weeks, only essential businesses were open.
And I can't find any.
evidence of people being forced to stay inside their homes or anything.
unidentified
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
The government also had been operating a fuel distribution schedule since the end of last year where vehicles could be fueled on specific days based on the last number of their licensees Oh, so it's the last number of your social security...
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I can see that being what Alex is mixing up with the social security number thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I can see that.
dan friesen
I'm not entirely sure.
But also, according to the outlet Venezuela Analysis, Maduro also announced that the country would suspend its 7x7 model that saw a week of strict lockdown followed by a week of more relaxed measures.
Instead, barring any outbreaks, the country would abide by looser measures from the start of...
So, very recently, this whole plan was kind of put by the wayside.
jordan holmes
Everything that Alex just said has been rendered moot by the present.
dan friesen
Yeah, anyway, I don't know what Alex is reporting on, but Alex was just rambling about the devil and nonsense for a bunch of this episode, and I kind of wanted to learn something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, I liked it.
I appreciate that I learned that, too.
dan friesen
So, now that we've talked about some details of the real world, here is back to our regularly scheduled dumb program.
alex jones
We're dead already.
So I think you just need to get used to that and understand it's about your spirit, not the body.
dan friesen
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
See, now I'm just hearing that 90s music in my head all the time.
So it's like...
You're not a body.
dan friesen
You need to stop being attached to your body.
You're a soul.
jordan holmes
You're dead already.
dan friesen
It's a demon feast.
jordan holmes
It's a demon feast.
It's not going to leave me for a long time.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
It's a demon's feast, folks.
dan friesen
I just feel like it's something that could go into a song somehow.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
unidentified
It's the goofiest fucking thing.
jordan holmes
I'm waiting for Lin-Manuel Miranda to follow up Hamilton with the InfoWars musical called InfoWars, colon.
It's a demon feast.
dan friesen
One of the things that I really love, too, is it's so clear that he'd just run out of things to say and had a couple seconds left until break.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
It was just something that came out of his mouth.
jordan holmes
Yep, it just left.
dan friesen
I love it.
jordan holmes
There was no intention behind it.
It didn't mean to happen.
Just out there.
dan friesen
So, look, I know that a lot of people in Alex's communities and his friends and stuff, they want to kill FBI agents.
But even if you do kill all of them...
It really wouldn't matter.
You shouldn't do it.
It really wouldn't help.
Which is somewhat comforting.
jordan holmes
I guess.
alex jones
They're going to try to trick you into becoming like them and running around murdering each other.
Almost no one even understands this.
You could kill every FBI agent in the country.
It would make them more powerful.
jordan holmes
That makes sense.
alex jones
The whole Joint Chiefs of Staff could be walked out and hung right now.
Nothing's going to happen because they've got even more evil people and more evil people behind them, and that's part of the plan.
Now, that doesn't mean we let them take us to FEMA camps and kill us.
This is the discussion that has to happen.
We got a case of Nazi Germany on steroids.
We got a case of Leninist Russia on PCP and steroids.
I mean, we are going under Maoist control.
What Mao did is the model, forcing off the land, mass starvation for decades.
I mean, you understand, they want to crush us.
They want to humiliate Americans.
And they can't get your guns, so they're going to take your food and medicine away.
We've been hit by a biological attack.
The globalists made their move.
We're in the middle of a biological war with megacorporations and the world government, and the chairman of the board is a fallen off-world entity, interdimensional entity.
Okay.
The devil.
dan friesen
Yeah, I just...
This is...
What even is this?
jordan holmes
If you believed any of this wasn't bullshit, you'd be fucking firing out your window.
I would assume so.
With disregard, just like everything.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
If you believed any of this was real.
dan friesen
If you believed any of this was real, being on the radio would be too much of a risk.
You'd need to be dug in so deep.
jordan holmes
No.
Fucking sandbags and wire around your home.
dan friesen
Yeah, you need to somehow burn all your identifying documents.
jordan holmes
Live underground, you know?
Develop a full-on breakaway society underneath the Getty like you were always meant to.
dan friesen
The implications of the things that he's pretending to believe...
Are so staggering that it's dumb to think that he would be doing what he's doing.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
That's nonsense.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, the idea of if there was a bioweapon released, that is a...
Like, the implications of that are beyond reason.
You know, like, you can't...
You can't...
Don't unjustify anything if there was a biological weapon released upon the people by its own government.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Fuck it.
Rules are out the window.
Why are people reporting on the Supreme Court if the government has released a fucking bioweapon?
dan friesen
Totally.
You'd need to, like, get your neighborhood together and, like, form...
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
You'd have to do something.
I don't even know what you'd do, but you'd do something.
jordan holmes
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It has to be a complete breakaway, a collective...
unidentified
It wouldn't be a radio show about bullshit.
jordan holmes
No, it would not be.
dan friesen
Where you kind of skim headlines and then ramble.
jordan holmes
It would definitely not be.
dan friesen
And try and sell dumb pills.
jordan holmes
Let's see.
The devil's taken over and a bioweapon was released by the government.
What should I do to change things?
I know.
Make people buy pills.
dan friesen
I did kind of get the feeling more so than normal that he's killing time.
Like, it really felt to me while I was listening to this that this is just like, well...
I'm going to run out the clock on this one.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, I don't have much.
alex jones
Here comes the horseman.
And the rider on it was named Death.
jordan holmes
Brave, brave, brave, brave.
alex jones
All the death and destruction you see right now is just the approaching hoof beats.
unidentified
Wow.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
The spirit of Antichrist is surging on the planet right now.
And Satan's disciples are very excited.
Because they are rolling headlong over the edge of a cliff.
And when you're falling off a cliff into the piles of jagged, broken, twisted iron spikes sticking up, it's a little exhilarating, isn't it?
To go over the edge of the cliff.
dan friesen
This is killing time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
This is nothing.
That's one of those things where you didn't do the homework.
Right.
You didn't do the homework, and you're just tapping on the desk.
Wow, can't believe it.
And if somebody was like...
dan friesen
Ooh, a horseman called death.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
If somebody was just like, hey, you didn't do the fucking work, he'd be like, how...
How dare you accuse me of not doing the work?
dan friesen
I over-prepared.
That's why I'm doing the cloppity-cloppity-clop.
jordan holmes
Cloppity-cloppity-clop.
dan friesen
Good fucking God.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
I ask you this from time to time.
jordan holmes
That's the bees that are being ridden by the horsemen of famine.
dan friesen
That terrifies me.
Don't bring up that kind of evidence.
So I ask you this from time to time, and it's never fair, and you'll never get it right.
But what is the globalists' plan?
jordan holmes
This time, I feel like we've already established that they're going to withhold food from us to get us to do their bidding, right?
dan friesen
There will be some food involved, yeah.
jordan holmes
And they're trying to kill 90% of us.
dan friesen
Well, in a manner.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, eventually, probably.
jordan holmes
I mean, here's their plan.
100% surveillance.
dan friesen
No.
This one's a little bit racist, I think.
jordan holmes
Well, that sounds good.
alex jones
I really appreciate all of you that care about yourself and about God and about not being psychotic demons.
And you just like to live and be a nice person and commune with God's amazing creation.
jordan holmes
That's what I like to do.
alex jones
But they don't have that in mind.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
Of course, the Earth is just a launch point for us into the third dimension and beyond.
jordan holmes
That's a normal thing to say.
alex jones
And it was given to us to have dominion over it, but the establishment has decided that that is not going to be allowed to happen.
And so to create a self-fulfilling prophecy, they have greased the skids for the collapse of humanity so that those of us that have not collapsed will be tempted in the end to join with the dark side.
To save ourselves and help exterminate the giant out-of-control third world populations that will be traveling across the earth like an army of locusts chewing everything down to the bone.
World War Z ain't got nothing on what it'll actually look like.
But they'll have hot blood pumping through their veins.
They won't be undead.
They'll be starving to death.
And in a Mab psychology psycho sprint.
dan friesen
So now apparently the globalists.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm struggling to understand this plan.
So could you give me the full rundown?
dan friesen
Well, I think that he just sort of glanced over a couple of the first steps.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And those were like the COVID lockdowns, destroy the food supply or whatever.
jordan holmes
Turn people into zombies.
dan friesen
Right.
So, you know, developing countries, everybody flees from them.
And that's their plan.
The globalists' plan is to try and make a civil war by bringing immigrants in that then Alex will have to have a civil war exterminating them.
jordan holmes
See, now, I feel like...
And I'm gonna throw this out there.
dan friesen
And Alex doesn't want to do that.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I'm gonna throw this out there.
Okay.
What if...
Now, here's...
What if...
And this is gonna blow Alex's mind, alright?
What if we subvert the globalist plan by instead of starting a civil war over immigrants, we accept them, and then we all get together and fight against the globalists together?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh.
Well...
I can see that I have not yet convinced you.
Perhaps we should continue speaking.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Okay, this is becoming an intractable situation, is it not?
dan friesen
Yeah, well, you can't really fight the tide of the globalist plans.
jordan holmes
No, see, but you want to fight the tide.
Your stated objective is to fight the tide.
So if their goal is to start a civil war and the immigrants are the way to do it, then you subvert their plan by just enjoying and liking the immigrants.
dan friesen
Hey, buddy, what you don't seem to understand is the end goal.
jordan holmes
See, that's what I do understand!
That's my problem!
dan friesen
I just need a large-scale justification for my actions.
unidentified
No!
jordan holmes
I don't want you to have one!
unidentified
Because I know they're very wrong.
dan friesen
But I need to be able to sleep at night, and so it's got to be part of the globalist's plan that has forced my hand to exterminate people who don't look like me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it does feel like a lot of this show today.
Is just him trying to express that he is filled with nothing but violent rage.
And the impotence...
His inability to express it in anything resembling a healthy manner is just what we're seeing through work.
dan friesen
Yeah, and he's just hoping that somebody else will carry it out for him.
He's just hoping that somebody that listens to his show will cause some kind of a disaster that he can call a false flag, and then he can get that cycle going.
But he can't do anything on his own without...
Jesus.
He's in a boring hole of anger and violence.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, you see what he's doing, and it is absolutely the case that his first description of the night before is like, oh, you guys are all just Boogaloo Boys now.
That's what it is.
You're just saying that the Civil War's coming.
dan friesen
Maybe not exactly, but they definitely have those same sort of accelerationist tendencies.
jordan holmes
That's what it's looking like.
dan friesen
So now, thankfully, at long last...
Alex gets down to business.
jordan holmes
Oh, is that what we're doing?
alex jones
Okay, let's do it.
You know, this is the best way to start.
I'm just going to be calm about this.
Let me first show you Exhibit A. And this is a FDA policy.
And it's got the stamp on it that they've talked about so much.
August 23rd, 2021.
And this is what Biden's talking about.
And this is the testing.
On babies and children that you've heard about that they rolled out after they started injecting adults.
And they knew that, well, if we inject children right away with an experimental shot, our scientists know it's not going to prove an experimental.
They won't buy that it's been approved like the public.
They're going to say it's illegal.
They're not going to go on.
So let's just give them a chance of a false choice.
Let's tell the scientists, okay, we'll just do 18 and up, and then we'll do down to 12, and then we'll do down to 5, and then we'll test it on babies.
And I know the lawyers that are involved in this will be breaking very, very soon in Texas and other areas.
They've had massive deaths, myocarditis, and headaches that then lead to basically brain bleeds, horrible migraines that then...
Lead to strokes.
dan friesen
Very exciting that Alex found a new way to mispronounce myocarditis.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Wow.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So it took a while for me to figure out what Alex is talking about since he's super vague, and eventually he does give the document number that he's looking at, but it's presented in such a way that it's useless.
Also, I guess that big news that his lawyer friends were planning to break has been broken.
He just broke it.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, yeah.
It just seemed like he just broke that.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe he's really confident that no one's actually listening, probably.
dan friesen
So what's going on is Alex's mind has been blown, and he's acting like a violent little baby on this episode because he found a letter from the FDA to Pfizer and BioNTech that their Biologics license application had been approved.
This is a letter from back in August.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's nice.
dan friesen
Any new drug that needs to apply for one of these to be allowed to engage in interstate commerce, and this is just that approval letter.
It's not an FDA...
Whatever Alex thinks that means.
I don't know what that means, but this is Exhibit A of his...
And I'm excited for Matlock to make a case here.
Because so far, this is thin.
jordan holmes
The rest of the exhibits better be stepping it up to kind of account for this.
We're in the red.
dan friesen
Can I make a spoiler?
jordan holmes
What's that?
dan friesen
There are no other exhibits.
jordan holmes
Okay, then we're not going to do well.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
This is not going to be a summary judgment in our favor.
dan friesen
So Alex tries to read a little bit from this letter, and boy.
alex jones
And so I thought I would just read to you from page 5 of this document.
STNBL 125742 forward slash 0. 666.
It's the annual report, annual stats report on postmarking study requirement commitments.
And it talks about deferring pediatric study C4591001 to evaluate the safety and effectiveness of The approved vaccine in children 12 years through 15 years.
And that's commentary in children 12 years through 15 years of age.
And it goes on and they describe how it's approved in the year 2023 or 2024.
But see, that's the legal mind game is they're saying it's approved, but it's actually approved in the future when they think they're going to approve it.
See how that works?
Kind of like saying a man can be a woman, and then he's also a four-star admiral now, so the first woman is a four-star admiral.
It's not true.
dan friesen
Great.
jordan holmes
Sure.
Great example.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I've definitely heard Alex try to claim that the Pfizer vaccine hadn't actually been approved yet, but I never knew what his evidence was, because it's absolutely not true.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I guess this is it.
This letter.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
He did it.
This is still from that FDA letter, and it's a section that Alex is misreading.
This is a paragraph where they're requiring Pfizer and BioNTech to submit a yearly report with the title, quote, Annual Status Report of Post-Marketing Study Requirement Slash Commitments.
In the letter, they're setting out guidelines and requirements for what the company will have to do to maintain its license.
And one of those things is post-marketing studies.
The letter says, quote, We are deferring submission of your pediatric studies for ages younger than 16 years for this application because this product is ready for approval for use in individuals 16 years of age and older and the pediatric studies for younger ages have not yet been completed.
The section that Alex is reading is referencing one of the studies on children aged 12 to 15 that has its results pending, and the final report on that is to be submitted by October 31st, probably where Alex got Halloween from, 2023.
There is a full study on children aged 6 months to 12 years that has a final report due on May 31st, 2024, and one on infants under 6 months that's supposed to be done by October 31st, 2024.
That doesn't mean that it'll definitely take until then, but that's the proposed timetable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Incidentally, this letter was from August.
And since then, Pfizer has released the results of a Phase 2-3 study that reflects a very positive response in children aged 5 through 11. Quote, In participants 5 to 11 years of age, the vaccine was safe, well-tolerated, and showed robust neutralizing antibody responses.
Just this week, the FDA looked at the data Pfizer had collected in their study, and NPR reported that they said that, quote, Kid-sized doses of Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine appear highly effective at preventing symptomatic infections in elementary school children and cause no unexpected safety issues.
jordan holmes
Kid-sized?
dan friesen
Yeah, because they lower the dose.
jordan holmes
Right.
Now, here's where they made a mistake.
It should be called fun-sized.
dan friesen
Well, that goes back to Halloween.
Right.
jordan holmes
Ah, because it's Pfizer, so it's fun-sized.
That's what you do.
dan friesen
Not bad.
jordan holmes
Hire me.
Branding, I'm there.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex has this letter that has some dates on it, and I guess he's just misinterpreted them and decided it's a conspiracy.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Also, it's fascinating how the only crutch he has to fall back on is transphobia.
Like, he's gotta take this swing at Rachel Levine for no reason.
I think he's mad because he's decided that...
They're saying that she's the first woman four-star admiral, but that's not true, and people aren't saying that.
She's the first openly trans person in such a role, but Michelle Howard was promoted to four-star admiral on July 1st, 2014.
jordan holmes
It's really unsurprising that he doesn't know that there was another woman.
dan friesen
Right, and I just, I find his bigotry boring, and it's awful, and it's the only crutch he has to fall back on, because this is so weak.
This, as being the evidence of his conspiracy, these dates that he's taking out of context in this approval letter for the biologics license for Pfizer to do interstate commerce with their vaccine.
jordan holmes
It's ridiculous.
Easy it is for them to just throw out trans bigotry.
And without thinking, it's like, I mean, bananas.
dan friesen
I feel like there might be some more coming up.
jordan holmes
It's horrific.
It is really horrific to not even stop for one second and think, maybe this is not just a bad metaphor, but...
Horrifically bigoted.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex gets back to talking about the dates in the letter a little more.
He doesn't really understand what's going on.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
And it ends up in a bizarre, long fantasy.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
Study completion, May 31st, 2023.
Final report commissioned, October 31st, 2023.
Then they review it and may approve it in 2024.
So it's not even approved in 2024.
So it's not just like they're saying, oh, we approve it in 2024, 2025.
They're saying we might approve it then, and that's now called approval.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
So that's gaslighting.
That's mind control.
If you walk to the car lot and say you don't have any cars, and there's no cars in the car lot, and then Selvin goes, look at all these beautiful cars right here.
Starts kicking the air, and he goes, I'm kicking the tire of this Mercedes right here.
You're like, there's no car there.
And he says, yes, it is.
And he goes, I say it is.
And then five more crazy people walk out of the little sales shop and go, look at all these pickup trucks here.
And there's a Jaguar right there.
There's a Ford F-150.
It's blue.
You don't see it?
jordan holmes
That's not gaslighting.
alex jones
And you go, what's going on here?
And it's all just meant so society breaks down so no one has faith in anything.
No one knows what's going on.
Everything just disintegrates.
And then the UN world leader arrives and it fixes everything.
For just a couple years.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
Everybody gets their world ID, and man, it sure worked, and oh, there's cures for cancer, and yeah, a lot of people died previously.
jordan holmes
It's fucking happening!
alex jones
A billion or so dying, but now it'll never happen again.
We've got the life usage of technology, but we've got to be locked down and controlled to do what the computers and things say, and then the leader just gets a little bit angry with some people.
The terrorists start blowing things up.
You know who they are.
You've read the new report put out in June.
They're the Christians.
jordan holmes
You guys aren't the new terrorists, buddy.
You're the same terrorist you always do.
alex jones
The mRNA factory that has all the cures for cancer.
Oh, they're the ones that did it.
Gee, are they terrorists.
Gee, are they the ones that just won't accept this.
They just won't do what they're told.
But, you know, they'll have religious leaders like the Pope saying that we all need to go to prison or be killed.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
alex jones
Because we're of the devil.
And you see, the Pope will tell us, because he's the false prophet, he'll tell us that these aren't humans.
These people are possessed.
These aren't Christians.
These are the devils.
dan friesen
If I'm not mistaken, Alex spends most of his show saying that his enemies are demons and of the devil.
He spent most of this show saying that.
Probably explains why in his dumb fantasies he imagines the Pope would act the same way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So, like, there's a primary thing that Alex is doing throughout this episode, like, with his fantasies of blowing up mRNA factories.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And then talking about, like, what does Dad do when he goes and runs over the school nurse?
jordan holmes
Jesus.
dan friesen
Preemptively creating a way for people in his communities to see the inevitable result of his rhetoric and the worldview that they profit off of as actually being the actions of their enemies.
We see this over and over and over again with Alex.
jordan holmes
The smug condescension?
Towards me for not instantly believing that he's telling the truth about a plan that he is going to change tomorrow is so fucking infuriating.
He is smugly making...
Oh, see, now here's what they're going to do next.
You idiot.
You stupid fool.
You don't believe me.
This is what they're going to do next.
Three years from now, tomorrow he's going to say something fucking different!
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
I fucking hate that.
That's so annoying.
dan friesen
So, going back to the beginning of this, when Alex was talking about the FDA letter, at the beginning of this clip, he's just playing games with the dates and information.
These dates are estimates and deadlines for when specific randomized triple-blind studies need to be done.
It doesn't mean that that's when they will be done, nor is it reflective of when preliminary information will be available from these trials.
For instance, that exact deferred pediatric study that Alex is referring to, 84591007 was the one that was meant to look at the vaccine's effectiveness in children aged 6 months to 12 years.
According to this letter, that data shouldn't be available until May 31st, 2024.
However, the Vaccines and Related Biological Product Advisory Committee at Pfizer just released a briefing document for their meeting that's going to be held on October 26th, 2021.
And you can find all the preliminary data from that study in their briefing document.
This is the data that we talked about earlier, that Pfizer released an initial press release for back in September, and has since been reviewed by the FDA for the...
Kid-sized doses.
What Alex is doing is taking a month-old letter that has some dates in it that he doesn't understand, and then he's waving his arms around and yelling about how they haven't released the data that he's too lazy to go and find.
This is just sloppy, meaningless work that's meant to create the impression of something, and it's all meaningless.
jordan holmes
Hey, and don't forget, he's insulting us while he's doing it.
dan friesen
Right, and having this really fun, elaborate fantasy of his own coming apart.
Or something.
And it goes on, this fantasy.
alex jones
And so the big megachurches will be where they have the guillotines chopping your heads off.
You'll live to see that.
I'm not joking about any of this, okay?
Remember, on a long enough timeline, what do they say?
jordan holmes
I'm lying about it.
alex jones
Alex Jones is always right.
No, I'm not right.
God's right.
This is all going to come to pass, and your local megachurch will be your local execution center.
That's actually in the news here.
That's what they're going to do, the forced inoculations, everything.
Is it megachurches, sports stadiums?
The Taliban does it, too.
dan friesen
Yeah, okay.
So, I mean, I think he's just going off of some reports that community centers, churches, schools may have vaccination sites.
jordan holmes
Vaccination centers, yeah.
dan friesen
So he goes on about this, though.
It's not just megachurches, brah.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
I mean, these facilities have dual use.
You thought you paid for these, so a couple billion dollars, you go see the football game there?
No, that was the cover story.
You're going to be hung up by your feet at those, okay?
jordan holmes
Are they still going to be playing?
alex jones
Because the people that are going to be taking over, and are taking over, people that have the keys to our world, they like to do that.
Because you see, that's what they're into.
dan friesen
I think Alex watched Squid Game.
jordan holmes
Okay, so if they're going to hang me at a stadium, could it be at least on one of the days when Shohei is pitching?
You know?
dan friesen
So as you're hanging there...
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would like to...
I mean, if it's going to be my last day, I would like to at least see a good game.
dan friesen
I feel like that's a request that could be submitted in paper form, and we'll see.
jordan holmes
I think that's reasonable.
dan friesen
We'll see if it can be approved.
jordan holmes
I think it's reasonable.
dan friesen
I just think that Alex watched Squid Game.
jordan holmes
I think he probably did watch Squid Game, and that's exactly what he's doing, because anything that's in pop culture and is a movie at the time he's speaking is something he will be describing to you.
dan friesen
As real.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex moves on from this topic, and then he starts to get a little bit bummed out, right?
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, there's a lot to be bummed out if this is what's happening.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's a real bummer.
dan friesen
Life is bleak.
jordan holmes
It's really bleak.
dan friesen
But one of the problems is that the FDA hasn't approved the COVID vaccine, as Alex is pretending.
jordan holmes
There is that.
dan friesen
But that's not true.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Now, simultaneously, people constantly make fun of Alex because the supplements that he sells aren't FDA-approved.
But neither is the Pfizer vaccine, except that it is.
Right.
But anyway, his supplements aren't FDA-approved, and Alex is mad that people make fun of him for it.
alex jones
And I love the leftist media.
John Oliver, all of them attack me on a routine basis.
Jones sells unapproved supplements by the FDA.
That's like saying the church down the street is unapproved.
It's not run by the state-run religion.
No, it's not.
The Food and Drug Administration Congress found when they tried to take over the supplement industry in the mid-90s that they have no jurisdiction over it.
jordan holmes
That sounds true.
alex jones
It's only when you try to say your supplement is a drug or competes with a drug that you're now in their turf.
Like, you're a crack dealer that wanted to go down to a certain corner in South Central LA and maybe the MS-13 or the Latin Kings are mad at you.
Maybe the Crips and Bloods take a shot at you too.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
And like, Alex Jones, he sells unapproved supplements.
unidentified
They're not approved by the FDA.
Is milk approved?
alex jones
Or oranges?
How about air?
dan friesen
So the FDA largely doesn't care about supplements unless something is actually dangerous.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Typically supplements get in trouble with the FTC because they end up making unproven and almost always not true claims about their products in the marketing materials, which is what's covered by the Federal Trade Commission.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
But to Alex's question, the FDA actually has a lot to say about milk.
There are guidelines about companies approved to ship milk, rules about the factories that produce milk.
jordan holmes
Milk can be very dangerous.
dan friesen
They even have a 447-page guide on what exactly grade A milk is.
It's a long document.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
As for oranges, yeah, the FDA has thoughts there, too.
There's a 1973 declaration that made it official what was marmalade.
Because there's a controversy about using citrus fruits and marmalade because you have to add more sweetener.
And maybe that's not marmalade anymore.
That one starts, that 1973 declaration starts, quote, under the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, no standard of identity has been established from Armalade.
This is a problem.
jordan holmes
I appreciate the way he framed it, too.
It's like, when the government tried to take over the supplement industry in the 90s, they found out they had no jurisdiction.
Not a massive unregulated business with a shit ton of money paid off a ton of politicians to make sure that they never regulated the industry.
It's that they didn't have...
Right, right.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That is a good clarification.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Also, as for air, I don't think that's a food or a drug, but the EPA definitely has some thoughts about what is clean air and what is not.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So I don't know what point he's trying to make, but, like, yeah.
jordan holmes
He's trying to make the point that nothing should be regulated ever.
dan friesen
I guess.
jordan holmes
And that if you think things are regulated, that's because you're stupid.
dan friesen
But he's saying that, like, yeah, does the FDA...
Have thoughts about milk or oranges?
unidentified
Yes, absolutely.
jordan holmes
Of course.
The FDA has thoughts about the things you put inside you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So anyway, this is all stupid.
But Alex is struggling, man.
He's having a tough day.
alex jones
It's just really hard.
unidentified
Earpiece popped out.
jordan holmes
No!
alex jones
It's really hard to just sit here with this one document.
unidentified
I mean...
Get out.
alex jones
Just one thing in the stack.
I mean, this is impossible.
Even if I tried, I couldn't even.
Because you can't get this justice.
This is just as evil and just as big a lie as saying that two women had a baby in a California prison when it was a man raped her.
jordan holmes
Wow.
alex jones
Or saying a man that says he's a woman is now the first four-star general, four-star admiral.
It's all just cuckoo land.
dan friesen
What a fucking loser.
So here's what Alex is saying.
This FDA letter giving a license to BioNTech and Pfizer to market their vaccine is just impossible for him to cover and do justice to.
He found some dates in the letter and decided that he knew what they meant and he's used them to jump to the conclusion that the Pfizer vaccine isn't actually FDA approved and the media is lying to you saying that it is because they plan to approve it in 2024 when the tests mentioned in the letter are done.
This lying that the media is doing, Alex compared that to a prisoner situation and Rachel Levine, which again is two stories that do nothing but highlight and push Alex's transphobia.
The story about the trans woman impregnating a fellow inmate at a California prison isn't a real story.
jordan holmes
That's unsurprising!
dan friesen
Yeah, it was based on a meme.
PolitiFact described the situation like this.
Quote, an image of what looks like a pregnant inmate in an orange jumpsuit is being shared on social media with this description.
Quote, California inmate pregnant after being forced to share prison cell with transgender woman.
Politifact, they reached out to Terry Thornton, the deputy press secretary for the California Department of Corrections, who confirmed that there were pregnant women in custody, but, quote, they were pregnant when they were admitted to state prison.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is just a transphobic backlash to California passing the Transgender Respect Agency and Dignity Act, which, quote, allows incarcerated, transgender, non-binary, and intersex people to request to be housed in a men's prison or a women's prison that is consistent with their gender identity.
Alex most likely saw this meme or was made aware of it because Steven Crowder did a segment on it which got him kicked off YouTube, you know, because the story wasn't real and it was essentially just anti-trans propaganda designed only to spread hate.
As it turns out, the story, and even possibly the meme, originated from a story spread by a member of the Women's Liberation Front, which is a group that NBC described as, quote, a self-described radical feminist organization best known for its opposition to transgenderism.
jordan holmes
So they literally call themselves TERFs.
dan friesen
Yes.
Gotcha.
unidentified
In 2019, representatives from the Women's Liberation Front were part of a panel hosted by the Heritage Foundation, where members said such gems as calling acceptance of trans people, quote, a social contagion.
dan friesen
So anyway, this is the information flow that Alex uses to get some of his reporting, and it's shit.
It's just meant to spread and justify the spreading of bigotry.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You know, they don't think about it, but if you're reading and sharing that meme, you want to believe it.
dan friesen
Yeah.
You believe it because it conforms to what your expectations are of people that you have a prejudice against.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
The idea of wanting, of being like, oh, that's comforting to know that trans people are evil in my...
I'm glad I have another piece of evidence to prove that my hatred is justified.
And it's like...
Stop.
Think for one second.
You're just a fucking asshole.
dan friesen
It would be nice, but instead we have this whole snowball rolling downhill and getting to a point where Alex is just repeating these...
jordan holmes
That's just so fucked.
dan friesen
...these...
Not true stories as true as justification for why it's so hard for him to do his job because, oh, this FDA letter.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Alex, you didn't do the homework.
You're going to have to go home, work on this, and then do your report tomorrow.
And I want no transphobia in it.
dan friesen
But I also understand the difficulty that he has.
Like, his staff is thin.
I don't know who could fill in for him if you wanted to just, like, I didn't do the report.
I should take the day off.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen
Who do you have?
jordan holmes
Nobody.
dan friesen
So again, Alex tries to now cover this FDA letter, but he gets distracted.
alex jones
So here it is.
This is a pretty big deal.
And if you just type in U.S. Food and Drug Administration, BLA approval Pfizer, this comes right up, on their website.
But you won't hear Reuters talking about it because the Reuters CEO is on the board of Pfizer.
In fact, cue up that little short video everybody sent to me last night.
Joe Rogan tweeted it out.
He put it on Instagram.
And within 30 minutes of us sitting there eating dinner, it had a million views.
That's exciting that Joe's so awake now and pissed off at him.
jordan holmes
It's not exciting.
alex jones
Cue up that video I never played yesterday.
It's on the list.
That's the first thing I'm going to play if I'm going to get around on some videos.
That just shows clips of just some of the national TV, sporting events, news programs, telling you that the propaganda about it being safe and effective...
It's paid for by Pfizer, but it's a little bitty proviso, and they have a 30-minute or hour-long news program giving you a bunch of lies.
Nightline, all the programs.
Yeah, go ahead and roll that with audio.
Here it is.
jordan holmes
It is brought to you by Pfizer.
unidentified
CBS Health Watch.
greg reese
Sponsored by Pfizer.
jordan holmes
Anderson Cooper 360.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
dan friesen
This is a little bit silly.
It's just a collection of programs that include a disclosure that they have some sponsorship from Pfizer.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know what this proves, especially if you can find these same networks like CNN or ABC or CBS running stories that are negative about Pfizer like all of them did when they were fined $2.3 billion in the Bextra scandal back in 2008.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
The person who's on the Pfizer board that Alex is referring to is James C. Smith.
I actually stepped down as CEO of the parent company that owns Reuters, the Thompson Corporation, in February 2020.
While he was CEO, they ran plenty of critical stories about Pfizer, just not ones that are based on things that Alex is making up and wants everybody to focus on.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
And to that point, Alex, you're brought to us by MyPillow, so let's not judge too much.
dan friesen
Yeah, and those years and years where you did not disclose or disclosed irregularly that you were brought to us by a gold sales company.
jordan holmes
Gold salesman who has been censured.
dan friesen
Yeah, I wonder about the ethics of that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
to some news programs.
Anyway, Alex thinks he's doing a good job.
jordan holmes
I assume so.
alex jones
All right, folks.
I'm getting disciplined now.
I'm covering a lot of the news, and I'm going to plow into the information of the liberation of the world and humanity and shot heard around the world.
It's just unspeakably bad.
unidentified
*music*
alex jones
Here in just a moment and then what's going to unfold out of it is even worse.
I mean, this is a story that gets worse as it goes.
And I'm not the bearer of bad news.
It's very good news that we're even on air and able to understand this.
And all the glory goes to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
God, please protect me.
Please cleanse me.
jordan holmes
That's blasphemous.
alex jones
The evil level is just intensifying.
I know you all noticed that.
I've got some good news for folks.
I've told the laboratory that will not go named because they'll...
We'll lose them, and we've had them for a long time.
People will harass them until we don't ever tell you about where a lot of this stuff, who we have making it, but it's all tested and jumps through all the hoops and everything's done.
But Brain Force Ultra has amazing organic concentrated ingredients in it, and it's hard to get those ingredients, so I've told them just as fast as you can make it, when it comes in, because normally we order like 10,000 bottles at a time, I said, I don't care if 500 come in.
If you have the ingredients, even though it costs us more to set up and run a batch, if it's a smaller batch, I don't care.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a big news.
Alex has covered a lot of news.
There's a shot heard around the world, and also we got brain force.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we got brain force.
Now...
And I need to get rid of it.
I will spend more money to get less money because I need money.
dan friesen
And also, let's do a little segment that we like to do, which is Alex takes his own drugs on air.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
alex jones
We've got a limited supply of it.
It's available on Infowarsstore.com if you want to experience it.
I've not even been taken in lately because I've already got so much energy with what's going on in the world that I just can't handle it.
But this is my personal supply.
And I've been using this two months, and it's only a third of the way down.
It's right here at my desk.
And when I take it, here, I'll take some right now.
When I take it, I take about a tenth of a dropper.
Okay?
And some of the guys are like, hey, why are you telling people there's hundreds and hundreds of doses in it?
It's true, but they'll never run out of it.
I'm just saying.
jordan holmes
Gross.
alex jones
I'm just saying.
unidentified
So gross.
alex jones
I'm not going to lie to people.
jordan holmes
So gross.
alex jones
It lasts a long time, too.
So InfoWars, and the guys aren't bad saying that.
I get their point.
dan friesen
The last thing he needs is another thing in his system.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
He's already so fucked up.
jordan holmes
And the way he licked his lips.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So gross.
dan friesen
Yum, yum, yum.
jordan holmes
So gross.
dan friesen
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Ugh.
I heard that, and I was like, well.
Can't wait to see what happens now, because he's been super weird, and now he's taking Brain Force Ultra, that might be too strong for most people.
jordan holmes
Hey, come on!
No, it's Brain Force Ultra!
What could go wrong?
dan friesen
Oh, God.
So Alex goes to break, and he comes back, and...
alex jones
Let me tell you, Greg Reese has been here like four years now.
We hired him because he entered into a contest that we had.
We did a great job, memory serves, but...
We moved here from Hawaii.
That's some great footage on the big island of Kona of the eruption happening there.
Got right up close to it.
And so we hired him.
dan friesen
All of his employees come from contests.
jordan holmes
I mean, what?
dan friesen
Every single person goes back to a contest.
unidentified
Look, hey, hey, who...
jordan holmes
Who is the best at running a chocolate factory?
dan friesen
No, I know.
He's the Willy Wonka of bullshit.
jordan holmes
And who is the...
How do you choose who to follow you?
You have a contest.
That makes the most sense.
dan friesen
Alex shows up...
jordan holmes
Top professor and spy, all right, has written about how you run a business.
dan friesen
Alex shows up to welcome the participants in the contest as a song and a top hat.
God, what the fuck?
Such a shit business model.
jordan holmes
He walks up with a big neck, and then slowly as he gets closer, he removes it, and it's like, oh, he's fine!
All right!
unidentified
Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure damnation!
dan friesen
There's demons everywhere.
Those aren't Oupa Lupas.
They're demons.
jordan holmes
Hey, come on, guys.
It's a demon feast in here.
dan friesen
It's a demon feast.
So Alex is pretty thrilled with Greg Reese's report that he just put out.
alex jones
Major government report proves COVID vaccines are bioweapons.
And that headline's super hardcore.
It's dead on.
It's true.
There's no way to wiggle out of it.
And their answer is to say a man is a woman is a four-star admiral.
jordan holmes
Wow.
alex jones
And then put them in like a space captain outfit.
Star Trek outfit.
That's what evil is.
It just counters you with more BS.
And there's the British report.
You're twice as likely to die.
Twice as likely to get COVID.
20 plus times more likely to develop cancers.
The numbers are now out of the UK.
And that's in the report.
If you're a radio listener, Gregory shows it.
20 times more likely.
I keep saying doubling cancer.
That was early numbers.
I mean, this is just unbelievable.
dan friesen
So this is actually really fascinating.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I usually ignore Greg Reese's shit, but I decided to check in because Alex...
I don't have the clip of it, but he says it's his best work.
I'm like, well, if it's his best work, I gotta find out.
So I'm gonna try my best to explain to you what Greg Reese did, which Alex is referring to as this best work.
But we're not gonna listen to all of Greg Reese's report because his voice is really fucking annoying.
So he put together a video that is just full of unsubstantiated shitty claims like this one.
greg reese
The mRNA jabs are destroying people's immune systems, and it seems to be happening gradually over time, especially for the doubly vaccinated between 40 and 70 years old.
They have already lost over 40% of their immune system capability.
jordan holmes
Whoa.
Sure.
dan friesen
Or how about this claim?
greg reese
At this rate, by Christmas, we will have 0% immune system capability in all doubly vaccinated people over 40. And by March, everyone over 30 will have lost their immune systems as well.
dan friesen
Yep, no immune systems.
jordan holmes
Man, it does seem like Alex is just like, I don't understand the world, so I'll ha- I hate trans people!
dan friesen
Well, that is a lot of his model.
So I decided to check out this video and see the evidence for myself.
So I sat through this boringly voiced video, and let me tell you, the level of information abuse that's going on here actually impressed me.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's his best work.
dan friesen
I listened to Infowars, I watched this stuff, and I can see, like, ah, this is what happened.
unidentified
This...
dan friesen
Has fingerprints of effort on it, which is very rare.
jordan holmes
Congratulations to you guys.
dan friesen
So, first of all, the part about the 20 times increase in cancer in vaccinated people doesn't come from any data, nor is it from a UK report.
This one's just from a LifeSite blog entry which cites a doctor from Idaho.
This doctor has pushed false stories about COVID in the past, and unless there's verifiable information here, it's dumb to just take his word for it.
So that's Greg's evidence on that claim.
jordan holmes
No offense to Idaho, but if you say doctor from Idaho, my first response is, they don't have doctors there.
dan friesen
Dr. Potato Head.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So, the other claim, the one about people losing various percentages of their immune system, is much more amazing.
This was actually really fun for me to try and sort out.
jordan holmes
I immediately thought of the story that they fucked up where it's like, because there is the dropping antibody total, they're bullshitting us and being like, your entire immune system is going away!
dan friesen
No.
That's part of the defense of this point, probably, but it's not the source that they're pointing to for this.
So this story is based on a blog post on a website called The Exposé, which I guess is some kind of an upstart.
Yeah.
This is quite a claim.
jordan holmes
That's a big one.
dan friesen
So I figured I'd go and find this blog and see what they were working with.
In Greg's video, he shows a particularly jarring spreadsheet from the blog post, which claims to be from a UK Health Security Agency report showing negative rates of vaccine effectiveness.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
So I go to the blog, and the first thing that actually shocked me was that this post is actually arguing that getting vaccinated makes you more likely to get COVID.
The negative effectiveness is what, that's how they're describing it.
jordan holmes
That...
Is a big swing.
dan friesen
Very.
jordan holmes
Because it is hard not to go outside and say, well, obviously that's not right.
dan friesen
Sure.
And so this argument is based on a spreadsheet, which is labeled Table 2 from this HSA report.
The rightmost column of this spreadsheet is labeled, quote, vaccine effectiveness.
And it has numbers like negative 85.71% for the group of people between 40 and 49 years old.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Which seemed really weird.
jordan holmes
That does seem weird.
dan friesen
Something didn't sit right with me.
So I found the actual HSA report that this came from.
And guess what?
This blog added the vaccine effectiveness column.
That's a stat that they just made up and they photoshopped into this thing that they're presenting as a reference to this official document.
And guess what?
That's already fraud.
They're already deceiving by way of manipulating the information because they want you to think that this vaccine effectiveness statistic is something that the HSA tracked, it's something that they thought was relevant, and it comes from official sources.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you gotta sue them or something, right?
That's gotta be done.
unidentified
Eh.
dan friesen
But I noticed something else that wasn't quite right.
From top to bottom, the version in the official report had eight rows of data, but the version in this blog only had six.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
That's super weird.
No.
They added this column and they deleted two rows of data.
jordan holmes
Don't do this to me.
dan friesen
It's because they're fucking liars, and the information that was in those rows would have made it harder for them to lie.
So here's what's going on.
There are two primary columns that are relevant to this explanation.
These are the COVID rates per 100,000 people who are vaccinated versus those who are not.
What this blog has done is take the numbers of these columns and create their own stat.
They're taking the COVID case rate per 100,000 of vaccinated people and dividing it by the rate of people who are unvaccinated and then presenting that as a meaningful stat for some reason.
jordan holmes
That doesn't make any sense.
That doesn't make any sense.
dan friesen
Remember how I said that they claimed a negative 85.71% effectiveness rate for people between 40 and 49?
That was because they took the rate of 1,281.8 per 100,000, which is the figure for vaccinated people in that age range, and they divided it by 690.2, which is the rate of unvaccinated people.
The result is 1.8571, which is how they got to their figure, and it's completely meaningless as a statistic.
jordan holmes
I mean, no!
Oh, I remember, because when I was growing up, Pythagoras gave his famous theory, which is A squared plus B squared equals goat.
dan friesen
Yep.
However, if you look at this meaningless statistic, this helps explain why they deleted those two rows of data from the spreadsheet before they posted it on their blog.
These were the rates for the groups of people under 18 and those between 18 and 29. People between 18 and 29 showed a significantly lower rate of cases among vaccinated people, but the under-18 group was through the fucking roof.
People under 18 had a rate of 278.8 per 100,000 among the vaccinated.
And 2,325.7 per 100,000 among the unvaccinated.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's going to be tough to...
dan friesen
The ratio is enormous.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you might have trouble dividing that into a way you can bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, immediately you see how these data points would be a slight problem for the argument that this blog was trying to make based on their weird calculation they did and presented dishonestly.
This would not be something they could explain, so they delete it, and they pass the information along.
No need for their readers to see those data points.
It would just make them question things.
jordan holmes
It would be confusing.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I don't want to confuse my readers.
No, they come to me for clarity.
dan friesen
They might look for more information about what these numbers actually capture, and then they'll find out that I created an entire column and deleted rows of...
That's fucking bullshit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's really, really fucked up.
dan friesen
It's super dishonest.
jordan holmes
That's super fucked up.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So they cut out one other thing, and that was a note that's directly under this spreadsheet in the original post in the HSA report, which says, quote, Interpretation of the case rates in vaccinated and unvaccinated population is particularly susceptible to changes in denominator and should be interpreted with extra caution.
This blog did the exact opposite, and then Greg Reese found it, didn't look further into the data at all, and decided to use it in a bullshit video about how everyone won't have an immune system next year.
And that, according to Alex, is the best work that he's ever done.
This is a team of fucking losers.
They are so bad at this.
jordan holmes
You know, it's not usual for the health ministry to put out a study and then write, you know, like, and we think these results should be interpreted with reckless abandon.
In fact, if you just make up bullshit whole cloth out of these, that's what we want you to do.
dan friesen
Yeah, to quote the health ministry, go nuts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, come on!
Come on, have a great time!
Hey, happy hours on us!
dan friesen
It's a demon feast.
It's a demon feast.
So, I hope that that was clear.
It's hard to describe a spreadsheet in an audio medium, but I have screenshots of both their version on the blog and their version from the HSA report, and those will be up on our citations page.
So, Alex, after playing this Greg Reese report, he decides...
I got to recap the stories.
alex jones
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are back into hour number three, and I'm just going to hammer through all the news that I've already been eating around the edges of in the last two hours for you right now.
First off, let's go back to where we've begun and recap.
Official FDA letter that tells you that the Pfizer shot is approved says that in the year 2026, they may approve it.
I showed you that.
Here is the document.
dan friesen
The letter that Alex is citing is that letter the FDA sent to Pfizer to approve their license to sell a biological product over state lines.
In addition to that, it included tentative time frames for when various studies about other questions of post-market effectiveness had to be completed.
It is not in any way saying that the Pfizer vaccine will not be approved until 2026.
This is a fabrication of Alex not being able to understand things that he reads.
It's really simple.
Back in August, the FDA approved the Pfizer vaccine for use in people 16 and older generally, just as a whole.
Additionally, they extended the emergency use authorization for people between the ages of 12 and 15, and that is pending a full authorization, which they now are starting to get the data on is probably forthcoming.
jordan holmes
Again.
He just doesn't understand how things work.
And the things he does understand, he's lying about.
dan friesen
And he's particularly motivated to not understand those things.
So, he gets distracted from recapping all the news he's covered.
jordan holmes
Sure, well...
dan friesen
That's kind of a recap of what's happened on the show.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's full circle.
alex jones
It's like getting news, you have a terminal brain tumor, you'll be dead in one month.
For our culture and society, this is just like...
We should all be walking around in sackcloth, just throwing ourselves on the ground, asking God for forgiveness, stopping all this.
Because we turn from our wicked ways, seek God's face, He will heal our land.
Oh, and this is something I wanted to say earlier.
I've been really like a computer working, trying to figure out the answer to all of this.
And it really is simple.
We have to change our heart, change our soul, surrender to God, and then go out and warn everybody and not comply with the system, but also point out that they're going to stage false flags.
To blame on the liberty movement to start a physical civil war and force the fight.
And that's why they're coming after the children now with experimental shots is to kill them so that some die and so people then take action into their own hands.
Just like in V for Vendetta when they kill the little girl and that's it.
unidentified
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
Wow, it's a movie.
dan friesen
So we have really...
You know, nailed into these stories that he's been nibbling around the edges of.
Or we've gotten distracted rambling about predicting false flags and making references to movies.
jordan holmes
Right.
And a very poorly couched...
Hey, remember, it's not going to be us committing all those terrorist acts.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
That is why they're going after the children to make us commit terrorist acts.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
See, it's not our fault.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
It's definitely okay for us to commit terrorist acts.
dan friesen
And don't question whether...
jordan holmes
But make sure that they know that it wasn't us who committed the terrorist acts that we are committed.
dan friesen
And if you're out there and you're somebody who, like, buys Brain Force or something...
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Don't, like, question whether this whole worldview and information space is toxic...
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
...and leads to things like, I don't know, blowing up an mRNA factory or whatever.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no.
dan friesen
Don't think about those things.
It's all of those false flags.
jordan holmes
What you should do...
Is take stimulants that I give you for money.
dan friesen
Because they clearly are super effective.
jordan holmes
They're helping.
dan friesen
Look at what a job he's doing.
jordan holmes
Have you seen anyone do work this good?
dan friesen
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
Not since Greg Reese have we seen this level of talent on display.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So he tried to recap these stories.
He got distracted.
Rambling about how there's going to be false flags, and then made a reference to V for Vendetta, which distracts him even further, and he has to play a clip from V for Vendetta.
jordan holmes
But he just took some Brain Force Ultra.
Shouldn't he be more focused than ever?
dan friesen
You'd think.
alex jones
And I'm going to stay at my post.
I'm not heading for the hills, folks.
That's my job, and I'm honored to do it, but I'm just telling you, get right with Jesus right now.
Okay, let's get back to it.
So, they come out and they announce that the children are going to take the approved vaccine.
That's all a lie.
It's not approved.
It just showed you the FDA document.
They might approve it in 2026.
So, this is a shot heard around the world.
Biden announces plan to forcibly inject children 5 and over with COVID-19 bioweapon.
dan friesen
So, as the recap continues, Alex claims that he's shown that Biden has a plan to forcibly vaccinate children, which Alex is really trying hard to brand as the shot heard around the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it's not terrible.
You know, the shot, shot, and then you reference the shot heard around the world.
dan friesen
I don't even think he's...
jordan holmes
He doesn't even get the double entendre there?
dan friesen
He may, but he's not really...
Like, highlighting it.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's disappointing.
dan friesen
So, in reality, Alex has shown that the approval process for people under 16 is moving forward in the United States, and that Pfizer released their preliminary data showing that the vaccine is effective in younger people.
Alex also found an article from the UK about how students who want to get vaccinated but whose parents don't want them to can be vaccinated.
The article is very explicit that no one is being forced to do anything, so in this recap, Alex is 0 for 2. So now apparently there's going to be troops that are going to be at the schools vaccinating children.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
Yeah, at this point I was like, man.
jordan holmes
I thought all the troops were resigning because they're not taking the vaccine.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think Alex has kind of lost the thread.
jordan holmes
I think so too.
alex jones
They are going to come into the schools with military-run clinics to get you used to seeing troops and martial law.
And that they are going to inoculate the children.
Now they say get parental consent in there, but they're saying it's the law, you've got to do it, and it's all color law, and most people will do it via color law.
And the Nuremberg Code and also federal and state law says if you twist somebody's arm into something, that's coerced, that's forced, that's racketeering.
I mean, is there a law when the mafia says they'll burn down your grocery store if you don't pay them protection money?
Well, there's the law, they're going to burn it down.
Or you can decide to fight them.
And places where people fight, the mafia can't operate.
Mafia never did, you know, did classic type mafias of the East Coast from the old world.
Didn't ever do to go to the South.
But that's because the South, again, was founded by Scots, who were always killing each other and killing everybody else.
They look for an excuse to kill you if you mess with them.
jordan holmes
What are you talking about?
alex jones
That's the Scots.
dan friesen
The brain force is working, man.
jordan holmes
What is happening?
Yeah, you see, the Mafia can't work if you fight back.
Obviously, the Mafia's never survived after a fight.
dan friesen
No.
Also, there's a big wing of the Mafia in the New Orleans area, and there was the Traficanti crime family down in Tampa.
Though they weren't actually connected to the larger Italian Mafia, there was also the Dixie Mafia in the South.
There's a lot of organized crime pretty much all over the place in the United States.
I have no idea what the fuck Alex is talking about.
And the way his mind is working at this point in the episode seems...
Scary?
jordan holmes
And weird?
unidentified
And also, like, it doesn't have to be...
jordan holmes
It's organized crime.
It doesn't have to be the mafia.
Right.
Organized crime?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, the mafia as a whole...
Fuck off.
dan friesen
But there were...
jordan holmes
Makes sense.
dan friesen
But there were plenty of...
Tons!
...crime families that had connections to the East Coast crime families...
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
...in the South.
This is just nonsense.
unidentified
Bananas.
dan friesen
And that has to do with the Scots.
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
Because Alex is on fucking brain force and he's not making sense anymore.
jordan holmes
This is just made up nonsense left and right.
dan friesen
Well, if you're mad, I want to reassure you of something.
That Alex is not going to kill cops.
alex jones
But that's because the South, again, was founded by Scots who were always killing each other and killing everybody else.
They look for an excuse to kill you if you mess with them.
That's the Wild Wild West.
That's the Scots.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
That's a whole other subject, ladies and gentlemen, of the real American history.
So...
That's where all this is going, ladies and gentlemen.
And it's on.
And I want to get this one trillion percent clear.
I'm not going to kill any cops.
I'm not going to kill any FBI agents.
I'm not going to kill any CIA people.
I'm not going to attack the military or bureaucrats or Klaus Schwab or any of them.
The good, the bad, and the ugly will be sorted out by God.
But they are going to stage false flags.
Everything is set.
The stage is set.
It's all prepared.
Because they're coming at our children with violence, with death in a needle.
And they need to turn the issue around and say it's the patriots that are terrorists.
That's why in the official terrorism policy of the U.S. government that's been hijacked and controlled by the globalists that protesting vaccines or lockdowns is terrorism.
dan friesen
So again, we're trying to...
Review the headlines of the day.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And we've gone pretty far afield.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Also, I think he's wrong.
dan friesen
About everything?
jordan holmes
I mean, no.
I mean, in his own worldview, I think he's wrong.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
If what he's saying is true, then he should absolutely go kill the president.
I don't understand how that doesn't make sense to him.
Listen, if the government released a bioweapon, then just stop saying I'm not going to go kill anybody.
If the government released a bioweapon and murdered millions of people, fuck it!
dan friesen
Step up to the plate, man!
Let me respond from his perspective.
The puppet president killing them would not do anything.
It wouldn't actually resolve...
unidentified
Fine!
jordan holmes
Then go for Bill Gates!
It's morally okay in your own definition!
dan friesen
Well, in his own definition, yes.
But he can always kick the can down the road by saying, like, no, that person's just a figurehead.
Until you get to the devil.
unidentified
Fine!
dan friesen
And then he would have carte blanche to kill the devil.
jordan holmes
Then start at the devil!
I mean, you know, if you're talking about the mafia, you start low, and then you try and get people to flip.
Kidnap Bill Gates, see if he'll flip on the devil?
dan friesen
Plus, Alex has the devil's power in his hands, so he should be able to see everybody who is a demon.
jordan holmes
Frankly, there's only one true fight, and that's between the two guys with the devil power, and that's clearly Alex and the devil.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Why can't we all just get out of the way?
dan friesen
It's the classic archetypal battle between Alex Jones and Beelzebub.
jordan holmes
Between evil and evil.
Right.
dan friesen
So, speaking of wrestling with evil, Alex has a bit of a period here in this show.
Where he's struggling with the fact that Trump sucks.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
That's what I just keep trying to get to, is where's the Congress?
Where's Ron Paul?
Where's Rand Paul?
Where's any of these people?
Trump, I have the video I didn't play yesterday, said, oh, if I was president still, I could get the public to take the shots.
I mean, it's just hopeless.
He means well.
He's proud of himself.
He thinks he did a good thing.
He said the damn shot's effective.
It's pure crap.
And so, you know, I want Trump to get good Republicans elected and stuff, and he's a force of good overall.
And I'm not deluding myself that, you know, he's a good guy.
He is a good guy, but I'm not deluding myself to think that.
I mean, Trump is so optimistic and believes in the guy that basically developed the idea of the secret before Oprah Winfrey and all them basically put that idea of the secret.
And he will not admit that he got set up.
But let's just move on from that.
That's another huge story.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
I'm going to say this right now.
And this is maybe not 100% true.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
But 99% of the time, if you precede a statement with, I'm not deluding myself, and then follow that statement with repeating, I'm not deluding myself, you are deluding yourself.
dan friesen
There's a real good chance.
Also...
I think that this is drifting into cyborgs with free will territory, where it's like Alex desperately trying to come up with ways for Trump not to be evil, though he's complicit because of his pride and ego in something that will kill all of our children.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But he's a good guy.
jordan holmes
So what I've just described is a man committing all of the sins that I personally hate, and then me justifying it because I liked him.
But if anybody else that I already don't like does it, they must be killed.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So there's a little bit of a stretch here where things slow down a tiny bit, and it gets really boring.
And then Alex brings up some more stuff about the military coming and shooting your kids.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, yeah, that's nice.
dan friesen
Listen to just the way he presents this information.
alex jones
This is from the CDC.
No, it's not a law, it's not a regulation, it's considerations for planning school.
Located vaccine clinics coming into the schools with the National Guard.
Doesn't say that in the document, but it's being done.
You've seen it on the news.
And you've got to go read this thing.
I mean, I could spend, again, an hour just reading this on air.
It's incredible.
And it's basically the UN style, come in, take over the village, make you take the shots.
And it talks about you need to get consent.
And it talks about bad reactions, but people are being forced, so it's like with a gun to your head saying that you have consent.
And then the key is, says, an applicable, develop, or plan for use of electronic registration and or consent system.
So that's enrolling the children in the digital ID system.
dan friesen
I don't know if it's fully coming across in this clip, but Alex hit a fucking wall.
There is something, like his energy went from 100 to 2 pretty fast.
jordan holmes
Yeah, a brain force does not last long.
dan friesen
It seems like he's crashing, and this is a bad advertisement for his supplements.
jordan holmes
It is a little bit like a fucking diabetic having a sugar crash all of a sudden.
dan friesen
It is definitely a change in vibe.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
His pauses are becoming scary.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
And even his, he's not doing a good job obfuscating.
He's literally saying, well, the thing that the document I'm saying It doesn't say that in the document.
dan friesen
But it's happening.
jordan holmes
And the thing that the document does say, they're not doing it.
dan friesen
Well, don't report on the document if you're trying to report a different story.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
If you're trying to report about the military and National Guard coming into the schools, don't report on something that doesn't say that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because this is just a CDC webpage that's about considerations that you should have, like, if you're going to set up a clinic, like a day of vaccinations.
jordan holmes
Wild.
dan friesen
It legitimately just has advice on how to store vaccines.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And get this.
It suggests that the day after you have a vaccination day, you should, quote, consider sending thank you notes to volunteers.
It's nefarious shit, man.
jordan holmes
If you're having a vaccine day, you should buy everyone pizza.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Same rules for helping somebody move.
You buy them pizza and beer afterwards.
It's been around for centuries.
That's how it works.
dan friesen
Yeah, I gotta say, not only am I worried about Alex's energy at this point, I'm worried, like, this is just, this is no good.
jordan holmes
Oh, man, said thank you notes.
dan friesen
So some of Alex...
jordan holmes
That recommends calligraphers.
dan friesen
Some of Alex's worst work, I would say, in the past has come in his relationship with students, people who are under the age of 18, whether they're victims of school shootings, his behavior towards them, people like David Hogg, let's say.
Whenever he drifts into targeting children, it doesn't go well.
jordan holmes
But remember, that's what he's fighting to protect, the children.
dan friesen
Right.
And so he's found another high schooler that he's going to target.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
That takes us to this when we come back.
What is a Judas goat?
And we'll show you one.
Judas goat is a trained goat used at a slaughterhouse and in general an animal herding.
The Judas goat is trained to associate with sheep or cattle, leading them to a specific destination.
In stockyards, a Judas goat will lead sheep to slaughter while its own life is spread.
Judas goats are also used to lead other animals to specific pens and or on to trucks.
We're going to introduce you to a Judas goat.
You've heard of the environmental ones.
Greta, Unberg, people like that.
Well, we're going to introduce you to another one here when we come back that you really need to learn about.
Kelly Danielpour.
Tell you about Kelly Danielpour when we come back.
The Judas goat leading your children to go get the shots without telling you.
dan friesen
Cool, man.
Cool.
Put a target on a high school seat.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, I can't believe that.
dan friesen
Love it.
jordan holmes
I really can't.
I can't believe that.
dan friesen
No, it was something that I found almost indefensible.
jordan holmes
Zero people on his staff were like, hey, of all the things that you should not do, and I'm not even talking about, like, just in the larger sense.
I'm just talking about you specifically.
dan friesen
Well, let's consider his particular legal troubles that are going on right now.
Seems like this would be something that would indicate a pattern of behavior.
Yeah, trying to foment his audience to...
I don't know, targetedly harass a high school senior?
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
That's...
I mean, that's irresponsibility bordering on an act of physical violence from his staff.
Like, he himself is far beyond...
Like, that's just fucked up targeting.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's fucked up.
But, like...
dan friesen
It's negligence on the part of the people around him.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's fucked up.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yikes.
dan friesen
So, he doesn't get to talking about this high schooler for a while because he has to come back from break and talk about how, like, you know, you and me, listener?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You and me?
jordan holmes
Hey, look, we all want to kill people.
dan friesen
No, we get...
jordan holmes
All the time.
alex jones
Look, we get...
jordan holmes
I wake up and I think I want to strangle, you know, like the rest of us.
dan friesen
We get it.
Like, you know, we get it.
unidentified
We get it!
jordan holmes
We get it!
dan friesen
So now, because we get it, we can speak freely.
jordan holmes
Hey, we can speak by ourselves.
dan friesen
Look, shit's gonna be bad.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
I'm just like you.
That's why you tune in.
That's what we are.
We get it.
I'm asking myself, what am I gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
We really should just be talking about mitigating this and saving ourselves.
First, we gotta take care of ourselves so we can take care of others.
But it has to be in that mission.
I guess I should go ahead and go through scenarios of what is gonna transpire.
There's only a few different paths we're going down.
It runs from absolutely nightmarish and horrible to just end-of-the-world stuff.
dan friesen
He doesn't actually go through specific scenarios.
I was getting kind of excited for the possible scenarios.
jordan holmes
It would be really funny if he had four possible scenarios, and one of them might be a really bad one if there was high technology and high fascism, and one might be a low technology.
You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Oh, yeah, like a scenario planning document.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if he had four scenarios exactly, I think that would be really interesting.
dan friesen
And it would be fun if one...
One of them was just vampires.
One of them's dragons.
jordan holmes
One of them's vampires.
dan friesen
One of them is Godzilla rules the earth again.
jordan holmes
You want to go with giant lizards?
dan friesen
No, that's got to go with the dragons.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
See, that's the thing.
I'm going to have to say vampires, that should also include all undead.
So zombies and vampires.
dan friesen
Third scenario, worldwide squid game.
jordan holmes
Worldwide squid game?
One squid game to end them all.
dan friesen
Yes.
That's probably scenario three.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
Scenario four is a worldwide agreement is put in place for a minimum corporate tax.
jordan holmes
Oh, I was going to go with murder hornets take over the land.
dan friesen
Could be.
So this next clip is breaking news that literally cannot match Alex's information set from the past.
alex jones
Fauci's in command of this because he cooked it up.
He ran the project to make HIV.
And was handed the project by the developers at the Pentagon.
And that's all come out.
And my dad knew that in the mid-80s.
I remember him sitting around the table talking about it.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
He knew all the people.
He knew them all.
And he did the dental work for the deputy CIA director.
And they told him all that stuff.
dan friesen
So Alex, his dad has known that Fauci invented HIV since the 80s, and Alex overheard him talking about this at the table.
So Alex has known that Fauci was evil, except for when Steve Pachenik said that Dr. Fauci was a great man.
unidentified
One of the best.
jordan holmes
One of the best.
dan friesen
And also when Alex first started talking about Fauci and said that he'd done the research on him and he was a hero, he was one of the best, because he thought that he was siding with Trump on some stuff, and then that got dropped really fast.
If Alex had known since childhood that Fauci invented HIV, I would think that that would have been something that would have come up.
jordan holmes
The moment that his name popped up.
dan friesen
I mean, certainly when Steve is like, I went to college with him, Alex would be like...
What?
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's the guy who created HIV!
dan friesen
Yeah, I know that because my dad did dental work.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Maybe your dad's a liar, or maybe you're making this up.
jordan holmes
Maybe you're full of shit, yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, this is just tangential nonsense.
Alex is kind of concerned that Rand Paul isn't stepping up.
And he needs to risk his life over this shit.
jordan holmes
I'm excited to know that everyone is pretty certain that none of our senators are fucking stepping up.
dan friesen
And especially Rand Paul is a coward.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, that's definitely true.
alex jones
You have no immune system.
And then everybody's going to burn the country down.
See?
See how they win?
See how they do that?
Because you're thinking, oh, they'll just get in trouble.
Man, we're going to win.
We're going to take it all back.
No, they already thought that through.
Unless Senator Paul and Senator Hawley and all of them come out and say, Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates, they'll only be arrested, and expose the whole agenda and how they cooked it up at Wuhan and how they released it and how they've done the whole thing, they're going to hold us hostage with more bioweapons.
That's why Rand Paul and them win.
I mean, they really get scared if senators start telling the truth.
But, I mean, Paul needs to do it.
They've already tried to kill him.
They've already tried to kill Scalise.
You know Paul was the main target at that baseball game.
jordan holmes
I'll kill him in a debate.
alex jones
You don't think that guy just broke six of his ribs on accident?
This is all a setup.
Or the attack on him outside the White House.
I get it.
But he's just going to have to decide to man up and get ready to die.
I get it.
He's been shot at and physically attacked and his lung punctured.
I get it.
But we're all going to die anyways.
jordan holmes
Oh, you fucking coward.
alex jones
And he understands that.
So he's our best shot right now, and that's why they're all over the news saying, I've got to be taken off the air.
They have not been able to get grand juries to indict me because they look at me and go, this guy's not done what they say.
I don't want to get into it all, but it's okay.
And that's why they've now got judges saying, you don't even get a trial.
You don't even get a jury.
We're just going to rule this and shut your business down.
I mean, because they see it as a business silencing this.
They get frustrated.
They get upset.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You just targeted a high schooler.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This is such a rambling defense for why he lost that case.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
And how dare you say Rand Paul is going to die before he debates me?
dan friesen
Sure.
Sure.
He has plot armor.
jordan holmes
He's got to.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got a main character shield.
dan friesen
Yeah.
He's the main character in your debate fantasies.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This is...
I mean, everything is just jumping around here, but it's a pretty violent...
Sort of ideation that he has.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
This fantasy about, like, well, some people are gonna have to die.
Rand Paul, you gotta get ready to die.
unidentified
Like, this is nonsense.
I mean, it is.
jordan holmes
It does sometimes feel like it's just a man screaming, like, I don't belong here.
I don't know where I belong.
I mean, it feels like he's just like, everything isn't the way I want it.
And that's his only problem.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I belong in a, like, Uh, the ethnostate of America.
jordan holmes
No, he wants, like, a terrarium that he has complete control over.
dan friesen
Yeah, and everybody is a fervently extremist, fundamentalist Christian.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
dan friesen
And, uh, all white.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Yep.
So, look, people are gonna have to die in order to fix this, but don't bomb anything, alright?
Look, seriously, seriously.
Jordan, Jordan, you get it?
unidentified
You cool?
You cool?
dan friesen
Some people are gonna have to die, but don't bomb anything.
Don't do it.
Look.
We also have some good news.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Wait till you hear what the good news is.
alex jones
I don't want to die.
I'm in God's hands.
But I just want you to understand that some men are going to have to be willing to die to stop this.
Okay?
And that just means don't go out and blow up a federal building.
Don't go out and blow up a Pfizer building.
Don't go out.
You know, they're going to do that and blame us.
Don't worry.
You've got to be willing to pick it and speak out and call and talk radio and go to state houses.
And I'll tell you the best news I've heard in a long time.
And this is what's really going to fix it.
And I've got to be careful how I tell this because it's in confidence.
And so I'll just leave it like this.
I've confirmed that at ABC News and CNN and other places that people's wives mainly are leaving their husbands over the vaccine, over them lying about it in MASH.
Family members are, and I'm not saying this is good, but like...
Brothers go and, you know, show up like 50-year-old men and beat their brother up because, you know, they're on TV doing this.
I mean, people are...
Families, they're taking this very, very serious.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
Great news.
There's domestic trouble of people who work at the media.
jordan holmes
Didn't a man murder his family because he thought that they were...
Yeah.
That's what Alex's good news is.
dan friesen
No, I don't think...
I hope that...
That's not what he's talking about.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but it sounds almost suspiciously similar.
It's a difference of degree.
A man beat the shit out of his brother.
That's way different from murdering.
dan friesen
I honestly forgot about that story.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I just thought, like, I don't know, somebody who works for Stelter got divorced or something, and this is Alex's...
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, that's a real...
That's fucked up.
unidentified
Yeah, I think...
jordan holmes
He might as well...
Yeah, if that's his good news, it's just a matter of degree difference.
He could have just been like, it's good news.
I heard that a man murdered his family because he didn't want them to be controlled by the vaccine or whatever it is.
dan friesen
Well, I honestly...
I'm a little on my heels here because I had forgotten about that story.
And it honestly makes this next clip way more chilling.
And actually, this was one of the most chilling clips that I've heard on his show in a while.
alex jones
Brothers go and, you know, show up like 50-year-old men and beat their brother up because, you know, they're on TV doing this.
I mean, people are, families, they're taking this very, very serious.
And I leave that up to families, what you do with your family.
But sometimes things are a family affair.
When I was a teenager, my dad said, if you turn evil, I'm going to kill you.
And I knew he was serious about it.
And I almost did turn evil.
So, and I'm not saying we should kill our family members.
But this is a family affair, folks.
You know who you live with.
You know what they've done.
And are you going to let them keep killing people?
I'm not saying kill anybody.
I'm just simply saying that in this type of war, that's the type of wheelhouse we're entering.
And people aren't going to put up with this much longer.
I'm just going to tell you that right now.
dan friesen
I was pretty much speechless after I heard that.
And one of the things that I think is really interesting is...
I played a piece of that at the beginning of this as an out-of-context drop.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's kind of funny.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But then you listen to it in context, and I don't know how you could hear that any other way than Alex sort of saying it might be okay for you to kill your family.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, we're at a situation of like, nope, this man is bad.
This needs to be stopped.
This needs to be stopped.
That's fucking insane.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's fucking insane.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't think you can hear that as anything other than a sort of a tenuous justification or, hey, look, I don't judge what you do within your family if that thing is murder.
jordan holmes
How fucking dare you?
How dare you fucking say that they're going to start a civil war?
And then tell people that it's okay to murder members of their family.
dan friesen
Right.
And in the same time...
jordan holmes
Un-fucking-real.
dan friesen
And on the same broadcast, be preoccupied with the machinations of the literal devil.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And Brand giving vaccines to children, the shot heard around the world.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's all just tailor-made to be super dangerous and create the situation that he's pretending to be against having come to pass.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He's a monster.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
A society cannot function with Alex.
dan friesen
It can.
It can.
It just...
I don't know how, but it can.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I have faith.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I may be naive.
jordan holmes
I believe in your hope as well.
dan friesen
But look, if there weren't people like Alex, we wouldn't have clips like this that are so deliciously stupid.
alex jones
Some dogs are stupid.
Some dogs are smart.
And this is a phenomenon that's been seen and known before.
It actually happened to some in Nazi Germany that when they try to have even a trained killer German Shepherd attack children, it would usually attack its handler.
Because German Shepherds, again, even if they're male, have a maternal instinct that why would you kill, why would you hurt a small person?
What is this person doing?
The dog thinks it's a human.
It thinks that this is in a pack.
And if a dog saw somebody steal some food from you or do something wrong and then you went and beat their brains out, the dog might agree because it thinks, well, that's somebody stealing our food.
But if you're just beating people up for no reason, the dog doesn't see justice in that and it attacks.
unidentified
Dogs have highly evolved senses of justice.
dan friesen
I know that you're taking Jake to dog training.
unidentified
Does this dog trainer have any input on him?
jordan holmes
The dog trainer did specifically point out that...
Jake was a Buddhist who has been spending too much time trying to detach from the rest of humanity.
And that sent his dog sense of justice out of whack.
dan friesen
Sure, and you gotta worry about if your dog...
I don't know how it would articulate this, but it might believe in the categorical imperative.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
Or it might be more of a utilitarian.
Absolutely.
You don't know what standard...
unidentified
I mean, let's go even a step further.
jordan holmes
How does my dog feel about civil forfeiture?
That's what I need to know.
Like, where's the justice in that?
Will my dog attack somebody for...
dan friesen
I know that police dogs haven't attacked police for trying to take people's assets.
So they must be for civil asset forfeiture.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
That sounds right.
dan friesen
It's the only logic I can come to.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
See, that's dumb.
jordan holmes
That's so dumb.
That's so dumb.
How dare you?
You just said, hey, look, that fucks with a dog's sense of justice, you know.
dan friesen
Right.
If you go beat somebody up, your dog's not going to like it.
But if the dog sees that person steal your food beforehand, it'll know that it's cool to beat that person up.
jordan holmes
I mean, this is what happens.
What happens when you build your bed of knowledge around lore?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You're just, oh yeah, well, I mean, obviously, if you take him out and you put him under the wanderer after a full moon, he becomes a mushroom.
Duh.
dan friesen
I would say that the same person who believes this kind of stuff is not the person you should listen to about whether or not it's okay to kill your family.
jordan holmes
My god.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
My fucking god.
dan friesen
We're getting towards the end of this, and I would say that this is another thing that is un...
Pleasant and upsetting.
And that is that Alex is doing a really bad job when he's talking about this high schooler of not trying to put a target on them.
alex jones
How do we stop them from attacking us but not get violent back so they can trigger the civil war that destroys civilization?
But they're going to destroy it anyway.
So this is what we're talking about.
This is what's going on.
So let me tell you about one of the Judas goats.
When parents...
Said no to their kids being vaccinated.
This teenager created VaxTeen.
dan friesen
So she created a resource where people who wanted to get vaccinated and they had parents who were maybe into QAnon or some kind of an anti-vax belief, they could find the resources to find a shot if they wanted to and were responsible enough and were deemed competent enough to make their own decisions in whatever state or city they happen to be in.
And now Alex is talking about...
You know, hey, look, how do we do this without getting violent?
But also, they're going to destroy civilization anyway, so maybe it doesn't matter if we get violent.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah, that's like, what did you find your daughters looking at the website?
Like, hey, my dad's fucking Alex Jones.
Clearly, I have the ability to make decisions for myself that he cannot.
dan friesen
Yeah, so I would say that a lot of this show has been trash.
Nothing has happened.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
There have been very little actual bits of meat on the bone.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's been mostly rambling, Alex having little freakouts, him being on an energy rollercoaster of, like, you know, real weird, taking his turbo force or brain force and getting, like, real kind of tangential and then hitting a wall.
Everything slows down.
He did not do a good job.
And so this is why he has to end the show like this.
alex jones
Okay, that's one stack we've covered in the last three hours.
That's the big stack.
But I've got this whole other stack we're going to hit before Watson takes over in the next little five-minute segment.
jordan holmes
Wow.
alex jones
And more.
jordan holmes
What a professional.
alex jones
And I will definitely be a busy beaver.
I'm probably going to be on the war room some, too.
There's a bunch of stuff I need to get to that's just breaking right now separately.
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dan friesen
Yep, no time.
Didn't get to the news.
And he did not get to a whole stack.
I am certain of that.
jordan holmes
No, he did not.
dan friesen
Yeah, he got to maybe skimming a couple headlines, getting mad about the devil, putting a target on a high schooler.
Telling people maybe it's okay to kill your families.
jordan holmes
I mean...
dan friesen
Applauding Greg Reese for doing terrible work.
jordan holmes
It's not...
You know, look, if you're an InfoWars listener, you believe in all kinds of bullshit.
That's...
I get that.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
I would feel personally insulted that Alex isn't taking this seriously.
Do your job.
I would feel, as an InfoWars listener, not like, how dare you say all of these awful things.
I would feel like, man...
You're literally not stepping up.
You just told fucking Rand Paul to die for you, and you can't even prepare?
You just get drunk the night before and then ramble about how I should murder people for three hours, and you expect me to follow you?
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a part of me that momentarily will feel that way.
You know, like, you don't even take this seriously, and I'm...
Covering your shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But I think that the sort of psycho drama that he's clearly going through on this episode is interesting.
jordan holmes
There is something compelling about it.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
There's such stupid shit, too.
jordan holmes
Content-wise, I understand.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That allows me to not get too mad.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But yeah, if I were his listener, too, I'd be really offended.
By even the suggestion of killing your family.
jordan holmes
I am boggled that you could just hear somebody say that and not go like, well, obviously, this guy's the worst human being in the world.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
I often speak a little bit like, this is one of the craziest things I've heard, or whatever, but I mean it about that.
That clip is one of the most chilling things that I think I've heard him suggest.
Maybe in the entire time I've done this podcast.
jordan holmes
I mean, let's get rid of any and all critical thought from the start, okay?
Here's my first step for you.
Whatever information outlet you are going to, all right?
There are people who will tell you to kill your family, and there are people who will tell you not to kill your family.
And there are people who are agnostic.
dan friesen
There are people in the middle.
jordan holmes
Only trust people who tell you not to kill your family.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
That's the start.
After that, you can start looking into shit.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Before you get there, let's just go with, did he tell me to kill my family?
Then, no.
dan friesen
This isn't a spectrum problem.
No!
jordan holmes
This is not like, oh, well, he went too far.
dan friesen
Somewhere in the middle is the line of how in favor of killing your family you should be.
jordan holmes
So, you know, a lot of people...
People are like, Jordan, sometimes you take things in too black and white.
This one's so black and white!
Sometimes things are just black and white!
dan friesen
It's a bit disqualified.
unidentified
Yeah!
dan friesen
Anyway, fuck this dude, but we'll be back.
jordan holmes
Jesus, we'll be back.
dan friesen
But we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's pleasedontkilyourfamily.com.
dan friesen
Yes, and knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
And knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
And like I said, I'll have those screenshots up if you want to look at that spreadsheet.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed Jordan.
dan friesen
And we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I'm Daryl Rundis, I'm Dan in Illinois.
jordan holmes
And now...
steve quayle
Here comes the sex robot.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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