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Sept. 24, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#599: June 13, 2003

Today, Dan and Jordan go back to the past while Alex sits in Knowledge Time Out. In this installment, Alex misreports a bunch of stories involving cops, disappoints no less than three callers who want primary sources, and reveals why he does an evil voice when pretending to be one of his villains. Citations

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alex jones
11:45
d
dan friesen
30:17
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jordan holmes
15:31
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steve quayle
00:02
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alex jones
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
It's time to pray.
I have great respect for Knowledge Fight.
Knowledge Fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a Christian caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your world.
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
unidentified
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody!
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Emerick Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Jordan.
I have a quick question for you, sir.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, is still upcoming, but ever closer.
I finally found...
jordan holmes
Dune.
Finally going to be a movie.
dan friesen
No, that's your bright spot.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Mine is that I finally found the La Croix Beach Plum flavor.
I had missed it at a couple of stores that I had looked for it at, and I finally got my hands on a pack of them, and they are cooling in the fridge as we speak.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So I actually haven't tried them yet, but the anticipation is building.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
This is going to be such a letdown if it's bad.
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm looking forward to it.
dan friesen
I am too.
jordan holmes
It's going to be an intense emotional experience.
dan friesen
It's either going to be, I'm going to get like beach plum merch.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
I'm going to get like a hat and like a LaCroix shirt.
dan friesen
I'm going to be a LaCroix boy.
jordan holmes
Like somebody coming back from Disney World, you're just going to be covered head to toe.
dan friesen
Either that or you're going to see the other 11 of these get thrown out my window.
In fury.
jordan holmes
I am looking forward to it because it can't possibly just be okay.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And the reason is not just because it couldn't be.
I'm sure it could be okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
But because it's so built up.
dan friesen
The tension.
jordan holmes
It's too high.
It's going to crack one way or the other.
It's not going to just bend.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
And I'm here to make an announcement.
jordan holmes
What's that?
dan friesen
Next episode of ours.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Episode 600.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
I'm going to try the plum live on our show.
I will hold out until our next episode.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So everyone can have the delight of experiencing this along with me.
jordan holmes
Okay, that'll be...
dan friesen
We don't tend to do much special for our number episodes, but...
jordan holmes
I know, that's almost an insult to the idea of doing things for your number episodes, though.
dan friesen
Feels on brand.
jordan holmes
It does, it does.
I like it.
dan friesen
Yeah, so what about you, Jordan?
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
You know, I don't really have a bright spot this week or today or whatever so much, you know.
I suppose I have a silver lining.
My grandma passed away.
dan friesen
Sorry to hear that.
jordan holmes
A couple of days ago.
And, you know, it's tough.
But for the past three years, it's been, you know, a style of living that I wouldn't aspire to.
That's a way to put it.
It's not good that it's now, but it's not bad that it's not five years from now.
That kind of thing.
There is that.
It could be much, much worse.
I guess that's about as close to...
A bright spot as I get this week.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
It's not great.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
It's not great.
I mean, I could talk about how I'm adjusting to my new medication.
Is that better?
dan friesen
Maybe.
It might be.
Look, I mean, I don't want to judge you for, you know, having these feelings about your grandma's passing.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
It's just the segment is bright spots.
jordan holmes
I don't, I know, but what am I, I don't have any bright spots.
dan friesen
I guess you could frame it as the bright spot is that she's not in pain.
jordan holmes
That's what I was trying to say.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
That was the thrust.
dan friesen
I'm not sure you said that incredibly well.
jordan holmes
I didn't say it incredibly well.
If it was a bright spot, I would probably be more eloquent.
dan friesen
Perhaps.
Anyway, I'm sorry for your loss, Jordan.
I understand where you're coming from.
It's tough.
But, Jordan, today we have work to be done.
I'm not really a human.
I don't know how to talk to humans.
We have work to be done.
jordan holmes
I like it.
We have work to be done.
Away with us to the workshop.
dan friesen
Today we're talking about the past.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
We're going to June 13th, 2003.
And part of the reason is I decided...
One of the rights that I've retained for myself is that I reserve the right to go back and put Alex on timeout whenever I feel it is appropriate.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, you have to.
dan friesen
After our last episode was so white nationalist and disgusting and racist and xenophobic, I just felt like I don't even want to risk emotionally engaging in...
I'm tired of vaccines.
And I don't want to risk the audience having to engage with more of that within the same week.
We can deal with this down the line, but today we're going back to the greener pastures of 2003.
jordan holmes
I'm so happy.
dan friesen
They weren't really that much greener.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, you know, our last episode had me like...
Do I miss Harrison Smith?
Am I looking for a more boring white nationalism right now?
Is that what's disgusting to me?
So yes.
dan friesen
Do you want button-up white nationalism or really weird?
jordan holmes
I guess I don't want my white nationalist to rip its shirt off and scream at me while running down the street greased up like a pig.
I do not want that.
dan friesen
So this is going to be an interesting episode.
We have some news stories that Alex is covering.
Possibly well.
Possibly not.
jordan holmes
Well.
dan friesen
And then a really funny thing happens when a caller calls in and wants Alex to produce sources.
jordan holmes
Oh, I like that.
That'll be fun.
dan friesen
And we'll get to all that.
But first, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Reverend Shorty Doo-Wop.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
I would like to hang out with that.
dan friesen
With that?
jordan holmes
With Reverend Shorty Do-Wop?
It's not a person.
That's a robot.
dan friesen
Could be.
Next, Italic Squirrels.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Next, Nigel.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Nigel.
dan friesen
Next, Pretty Please Do More Live Streams.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
I mean, have we ever done one that was ours?
dan friesen
Yeah, we did some way back.
jordan holmes
I mean, not since the way back, yeah.
dan friesen
You did some videos.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's true.
dan friesen
Or some games.
jordan holmes
I did do some games.
dan friesen
We could play Magic.
jordan holmes
We could.
dan friesen
We could do some streaming of us playing Magic.
jordan holmes
We could probably do it.
I could figure it out.
dan friesen
If you can figure that out, maybe we'll do that.
jordan holmes
Ah, we'll see what happens.
dan friesen
Nick, Stephen, thank you so much.
You're on OutPolicyWalk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Stephen!
dan friesen
And we got a technocrat out here in the mix.
So, ha!
Take that, Caroline J. from the Mohawk Nation.
Match me on this level, you turnip.
Love, Eric J. from the Mohawk Nation.
Thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimp so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Eric.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much, Eric.
dan friesen
So, Jordan.
Yes, sir.
I realize that it's been a little while since we've had an Out of Context drop.
Maybe it hasn't been, but it feels like it has.
jordan holmes
Spiritually.
dan friesen
Yes, and so I'm thrilled to start today's episode with an Out of Context drop.
unidentified
And don't walk outside without your ID or we'll arrest you.
We're a free country.
alex jones
I like to add that voice just to let you know how evil these people are.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
Oh, so that's why he does it.
Mystery solved.
jordan holmes
I'm glad in the present he doesn't feel that he needs to explain that.
You know what?
I feel like he got it out of the way in 2003.
That was the first time he let anybody know.
dan friesen
So good.
jordan holmes
That's why he did the voice.
dan friesen
So good.
unidentified
And now it's on the docket, and we're good.
Just imagine being in his audience, like, why is he doing that voice?
Is that voice actually how the person sounded?
jordan holmes
Is that an impression?
dan friesen
So, we start off today's show with Alex covering a story about a Massachusetts family who got in trouble because they didn't want to take a standardized test.
alex jones
And an incredible article out of Waltham, Massachusetts.
Where the family has these wonderful children.
They're almost grown up.
They are refusing to let the school system test them.
And so the police came with the CPS workers and kidnapped them and then tried to threaten them with jail if they didn't take the federally mandated test.
Now you talk about secret police, folks, where you get arrested.
We're refusing to take a test when you've been homeschooled your entire life.
It's all about destroying the family.
dan friesen
I just...
I don't know what story this is.
I hear these details and I'm like, alright, I'm gonna try and find this story.
I got nothing.
jordan holmes
Nothing.
dan friesen
I couldn't find anything.
And I noticed that there was this pattern that's kind of developed.
In the past that is like, Alex will throw out these stories and it's like, I'm gonna have to really dig to figure out what the fuck you're talking about.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And I think it's intentional.
jordan holmes
Well, if there was, if his story was true...
I feel like it would be easier to go.
You know, whenever you go back and look for stories for him in the past, one of the easiest ways to know it's not true is that it's very hard to find.
Because this story would be very easy to find should it be true.
dan friesen
I'm not sure that this one would.
This could easily be a bit of a domestic family court type of issue that may not have been that big of a deal.
This could be a local news story that just isn't there.
Possible.
You know, whatever it is, it's either a non-story.
Right.
unidentified
Or it didn't happen, or there's some lie.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
But it's very difficult to track down.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Now, conversely, I will agree with you that, like, this next story that Alex is talking about, if this happened, everyone should know about this.
alex jones
Also, every couple months, I'd say every four or five months, I see an article where they send a SWAT team into a school full of kids and they shoot officers.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
They kill officers.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
They shoot children in the face.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
They shoot each other.
And it's happened again, ladies and gentlemen.
We have mainstream news articles in the Road to Tyranny where they like to shoot children in drills in the face and kill officers.
And they've done it again.
The real scourge of the schools is the SWAT team's mainstream news.
They've done it again.
We'll go over that little tidbit for you as well.
So a big show lined up for you today.
Would you like to comment on any of these news articles?
dan friesen
I have some thoughts.
jordan holmes
So, if I understand what he's told me to...
Correctly.
It's that SWAT teams, every four or five months, so about three times a year, a SWAT team will go into a school and just mow everyone down, and including themselves.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
So it's just a big orgy of bullets, and we don't know about this.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's not making the news somehow.
This day, June 13th, Alex has two stories about this.
alex jones
There are not one, but two articles today.
I see these articles every few months where SWAT teams go into schools, shoot their own officers, guns go off, they shoot a kid in the face, blow half their head off, the child's flopping around in a coma.
That happened up in Detroit last year.
In a, quote, drill, they shot the kid in the face.
dan friesen
So at this point, I was kind of getting bewildered listening to this.
It's pretty rare that Alex talks about specific incidents that I can't find any evidence of having happened.
Usually there's some detail that he's getting wrong and it makes it more difficult to track down leads, but as I was listening to this episode and trying to assess the claims as I heard them, I was struggling.
The initial story about the family having their children taken because they wouldn't take a test was intriguing, if short on details.
But this school shooting is the kind of thing that...
Everyone would have written an article about.
jordan holmes
This is huge.
Yeah.
dan friesen
They're doing a drill and they shoot a kid?
Like, that is something that would be...
jordan holmes
Change drills for a while, at least.
dan friesen
It would be a big conversation nationally, I'm sure.
jordan holmes
Everybody would be like, maybe shooting drills are bad.
dan friesen
Yeah.
According to Alex, the SWAT team had come to a school in Detroit to do a drill, and they shot a kid in the face.
And I think that would be a huge deal.
And I find it hard to believe that I can't find any news stories about this happening, and that it did happen.
But then Alex kept talking, and it became clear that I think he's just making stuff up.
alex jones
Well, it's happened again, and this time, by the grace of God, in both cases, the guns just went off.
The guns just went off in the classrooms during the drills.
And, of course, last year, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported Cop of the Year, who had recently been transferred to the SWAT team in a school drill in the school with children.
Was shot in the head by one of the other officers and died on the spot.
dan friesen
So within a couple minutes, now the story seems to be that a year prior, a cop shot another cop in the head at a school drill.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I don't know if this is the same story or, like, what?
I don't know what's going on.
This still isn't good, but you definitely can see that this doesn't appear to be the same story.
jordan holmes
I think something that's very important to involve in this is that zero SWAT teams.
dan friesen
True.
So the upside is now I actually know what some of the details of that story are, and I have a better chance of tracking down the story.
The thing is, the only thing I can find that's close doesn't even match the second version of Alex's story.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So I believe that Alex is talking about Corporal Joseph Cushman, based on the details of the story that he's telling.
jordan holmes
Cop of the year.
dan friesen
Cushman was involved in a training exercise at an area junior high school and was engaged in a demonstration with another officer when their gun fired and shot Cushman in the head.
There are some really critical details that match up with Alex's narrative.
For instance, this was a police officer who was shot in the head within the general time.
Alright, so he had about a 98, 99 mile an hour fastball.
But there are these details also that don't match up.
For one, this didn't happen in Detroit.
It happened in Arlington, Texas.
Second, Alex is saying that this happened around children, but that's not true.
The school district was on summer vacation, and there were no students on campus when they were doing the training.
There were 200 students enrolled in summer school classes, but those classes ended at noon, and this exercise began at 3 p.m.
Third, Cushman didn't die on the spot.
He was taken by helicopter to John Peter Smith Hospital and was pronounced dead at 7.30 that evening.
I'm fairly sure Joseph Cushman is the cop that Alex is talking about, at least partially because the reference to the story he has is the Fort Worthy.
Yeah.
telegram which is a paper that would be much more likely to cover an accidental police shooting in Arlington Texas than one in Detroit yeah This story itself is horrifying, and it's a good argument against many things, like, you know, cops using real guns in training exercises, or...
jordan holmes
Having guns.
dan friesen
Cops using schools to stage training at all.
jordan holmes
Having any guns at all, yeah.
dan friesen
You could take the actual details of the story and use it to make the points you want, but Alex is basically just addicted to lying.
He can't tell a straight version of the story, even if it works for some of his points.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
He still needs to sensationalize it by adding children being present and...
jordan holmes
SWAT teams!
dan friesen
And I want to say this, because I feel like...
I could be bordering on offensive in some respect.
I don't know if there was an incident where a student got shot in a school in Detroit by a cop during an exercise.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I will allow that there is a possibility that this is true.
I can't find the story that Alex is talking about, but I don't want to be like that didn't happen on the off chance that there is some real incident.
Right.
unidentified
And there's real there's a real tragedy that Alex is in some way misbehaving.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
In the world that we live in, it is more possible that something like that happened.
Or at least possible enough that were it true, everybody would be like, okay.
That happened is part of the story, but Alex can still be lying about it, even if it happened somewhere else.
It's not like he remembers it or that kind of thing.
dan friesen
I can't tell what's going on in terms of what the stories are, but I can find this clear case of what he's talking about with the cop of the year.
I can't figure out what he's talking about.
In terms of Detroit.
And I don't know if they're supposed to be the same story.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I just don't want to be disrespectful on the off chance that there is a story that I missed.
Totally understand.
That's all.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Just covering faces.
jordan holmes
This is 20 years ago.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So there's another story that Alex has that makes the point that the SWAT teams are evil.
They use special weapons.
And tactics.
jordan holmes
No shit!
alex jones
More cops are being killed.
In Lubbock last year, there was the famous case with a giant armored vehicle.
The guy's wife had left him.
He was throwing her stuff out in the front yard.
Throwing a fit was distraught.
They came to the house.
He didn't have any guns.
They came in.
There's video and audio of all this.
The red and green team went in on two sides of the house, shot two of their own officers, killed one of them.
They planted a gun on the guy, tried to frame him, a good cop who responded on the scene, blew the whistle, and nothing happened to the officers that tried to frame someone and who killed a fellow officer and wounded another one, but at least the innocent man did not go to jail for that.
dan friesen
So one of the things that I think it's really key to understand and recognize is the way that Alex uses vagueness as a weapon when he tells his stories, and he always has.
He doesn't get into specifics or even give enough detail for you to really know what story he's talking about because these stories aren't here to be accurate representations of things that happen.
They exist to evoke feelings that support his worldview.
This case from Lubbock is about Sergeant Kevin Cox, who was shot and killed during a July 13th, 2001 standoff at the home of Richard Robinson.
Robinson had barricaded himself in the house following a fight with his wife, apparently also in the process setting some smoke.
Sure.
unidentified
So, the police were trying to gather information about the case and that they learned that Robinson had, quote, talked to a relative earlier in the day about suicide.
dan friesen
While the police were attempting to approach the house and throw in some gas, shooting broke out, and in the confusion of it all, it wasn't clear how it had all gotten started.
When the dust settled, Conrad said, Cox had been fatally shot and Robinson was arrested and charged with his shooting.
However, upon analysis of the 13 guns he had, which Alex is weirdly reporting as zero guns, the police determined that Robinson had not actually fired any guns during the standoff, so he couldn't have possibly shot Cox.
A week later, on July 20th, Robinson was released and the charges were dropped.
His lawyer told the Lubbock Avalanche Journal, quote, we're so pleased that the police didn't try to cover anything up and the district attorney's office did the right thing.
Ultimately, it was determined that another officer had fired the bullet that killed Cox and there was no good reason for the shooting to have broken out in the first place.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Except some kind of, like, you know, conversations about, uh, in, in, um...
Insufficient training, that kind of thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would like taking their guns away, but that's fine.
dan friesen
The big message of this story is that cops need better training, and that maybe in a situation like the one Robinson was in, militarized police aren't the best approach.
Possibly better outcomes could have been reached if social workers or mental health professionals were dispatched instead.
Maybe we'd all be better off if we took some of that funding that goes to the police and diverted it to better approaches to complicated situations like the one...
jordan holmes
It'd be so cool if Alex had still hated the police.
Like, he and I would be, like...
On a lot cooler terms.
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
If he still hated the police.
dan friesen
I think it would be easier for you to be tricked into believing that he wasn't a horrible bigot monster.
jordan holmes
No, just because you hate the cops doesn't mean I'm going to forget you're a horrible bigot.
But it would make things a little bit smoother for me.
dan friesen
There's a whole lot of people who I think are piles of shit who have a distrust of billionaires.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Doesn't really mean that much.
jordan holmes
Definitely true.
dan friesen
So Alex has taken this story and fudged some of the details to make the central narrative about the police trying to frame this guy when the information doesn't support that narrative at all.
In order for Alex to fit this square peg into a round hole, he has to lie about things like whether or not Robinson had a gun.
He has to create this fiction about the police planting a gun on him and a good guy cop on the scene blowing the whistle.
Alex is a liar, but it's important to understand that he has to be in order to maintain the political beliefs he holds.
He could not deal with stories honestly and still have the same points that he makes.
Reality does not back these things up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, part of what we're dealing with is that as much as he's talking to everybody else on his radio show, he's also convincing himself that he's not a monster, you know?
So, fuck.
dan friesen
But look, dude.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
You gotta worry about these SWAT teams.
jordan holmes
I mean, yeah.
alex jones
A SWAT team member blows their other members' head off or shoots them in the back because they're all stumbling around in the dark with shotguns and MP5s to each other's backs.
In stocked up formation, they're going to kill you on average and plant a gun on you.
This is horrible and it needs to stop, but it's not going to stop.
It's going to get worse because Homeland Security is going to increase the funding of it.
I heard it on the news right here in Austin.
dan friesen
Are they going to increase the funding of police departments?
Are they going to increase the funding of them planting guns on you when they kill each other?
jordan holmes
If, if...
dan friesen
This is unspecific.
jordan holmes
If they are going to ramp up their murdering slash covering up the murder and framing people, they will need to allocate more funds for guns to leave at the scene.
So, I suppose they will have to...
DHS is probably going to have to increase funding for that.
dan friesen
I mean, look.
Yeah, there's a fine conversation to have about, you know, problems with policing.
jordan holmes
Yes, there is.
dan friesen
But this is childish.
This is bad.
jordan holmes
This is bad.
dan friesen
This diverts you from an actual conversation into like, oh, they're going to kill you and plant a gun on you.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Okay, buddy.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
Which is not to say that they don't do that shit.
dan friesen
But not every time.
jordan holmes
Not every time.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's my point.
jordan holmes
They don't have a budget for it.
That's the point.
dan friesen
So one of the things that I think is really fascinating when you go back to 2003, Jordan, is you start to see things that Alex has an awareness of that he doesn't seem to have an awareness of.
In the present.
Maybe primary aspects of his brand are misunderstandings that he didn't have in the past.
jordan holmes
Weird.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
It's very strange.
Like, for instance, there's one caller calls in on this here June 13th show.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And he's mad about G. Gordon Liddy, right?
jordan holmes
Sure!
dan friesen
So G. Gordon Liddy is on the radio.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
This guy, he calls in.
He's like, how does it feel to be on a station that's full of censorship?
unidentified
It's almost quaint to hear people bitch about G. Gordon Liddy.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
It's almost like, oh, yeah, I remember that.
dan friesen
Your station is censoring.
unidentified
Yeah, get him.
dan friesen
What's the proof?
What's the proof of this?
And the proof is they won't have Alex's show on their air.
unidentified
See?
dan friesen
Right?
jordan holmes
Proof.
dan friesen
Alex understands that this kind of thing is not censorship.
unidentified
And, you know, I have mixed feelings about Mr. Liddy.
alex jones
Really, I don't want to do a whole show about him.
unidentified
Right.
And I just wanted him to know that he was on a radio station that would not allow your program to go on the air.
alex jones
Oh, you talked about me?
unidentified
No.
Before I could get to him, he cut me off.
But before I could mention that, that he was on a station that would not allow your program on the air.
I wanted to get his feelings about that.
Seeing that censorship is alive and well in this country, we know that Erwin Schiff's book was banned, The Federal Mafia.
alex jones
Well, I've got to tell you that if a newspaper or a radio station doesn't want to have somebody on the air, that's not censorship.
That's their right.
unidentified
Right.
alex jones
But if they heavily censor all the calls and don't let certain views come out if it's an open call format, that is wrong.
What we need to foster is a loosening of the FCC rules and to force stations to really serve the local community.
And to at least have some local programs, because that's what the airwaves are.
They belong to the people.
That's where you attack the subject.
I mean, if a station doesn't want to have me on the air, that's their right.
It's a free country.
You know, I've had people tell me before, well, you won't post my comments on your website.
You're censoring me.
Well, no, they can go start their own website.
So it's not censorship to not have someone's information if you don't agree with it.
dan friesen
Oh, really?
jordan holmes
So you're saying it would be someone's right to not have someone on their platform.
dan friesen
I mean, certainly that seems spelled out by the comments thing there.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it seems as though censorship, you know, he knows that it's not that.
dan friesen
Right, like if you have an internet platform that, you know, you own.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And you don't want somebody on there who's a real piece of shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you could call it something like Britter or...
dan friesen
Kind of, it would be your right.
It's a free country.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it is a free country.
Weird.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Strange.
dan friesen
So weird.
jordan holmes
So strange.
dan friesen
How Alex gets it and then conveniently doesn't.
jordan holmes
It is almost like they're all making it up as they go along depending on what they think will benefit them most in the exact moment they are existing with no long-term plans whatsoever.
dan friesen
What's profitable and expedient.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
So Alex gets another call and this actually charmed me quite a bit.
This was a caller who's writing a paper and wants Alex's help.
unidentified
Oh, no!
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
dan friesen
I don't think he does a great job, but he does do a good job of revealing very quickly that he has no idea what the person is talking about.
alex jones
There we go.
Brandy in Texas.
Brandy, you're on the air.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Hey Alex.
alex jones
Welcome.
unidentified
I'm writing a paper for my school about the ethical arguments, if there is one, for regime change in Iran.
And I just wanted to get your take on the riots that were going on for the past 24 hours there.
Do you think that this is possibly a...
Rehash of the 1953 CIA.
alex jones
Well, why don't you talk about the riots for people that missed it?
And I was going to get to that.
Tell folks what's happening right now.
unidentified
Basically, they're rioting in the streets against the democratically elected President Khatami over there and trying to oust the Muslim clerics that are...
alex jones
And then they put the Shah in after the 50s who tortured people, was incredibly brutal, made Saddam look like a choir boy.
And then, of course, they got the opposite extreme of that with Ayatollah Khomeini.
Well, gee, I wonder if the riots are caused by the CIA.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's fascinating.
That response is so weird.
Because Brandy starts talking about the present-day situation in 2003, and Alex cuts her off and starts talking about the Shah.
He just gets it to his talking points and the little bullets that he remembers.
jordan holmes
His move there.
Which she should have called out immediately.
dan friesen
Oh yeah.
jordan holmes
That move where he goes, you know, like, oh, I was about to talk about that.
Why don't you explain what's going on?
That, it was an instant, like, dude, you have no idea what's going on.
You fucking liar.
That is, hey, why don't you explain it for what's going on?
Why don't you explain it for the rest of the crowd?
Obviously, I know what you're talking about.
But you can explain it better than I could.
You're more eloquent.
You've got too many words for you not to explain it over me.
dan friesen
You're calling in to ask for help with a high school paper.
Presumably a high school paper.
Maybe college.
But you can explain this better than I can.
I think that there are people whose way of engaging No idea.
jordan holmes
No idea.
dan friesen
So, this caller also needs a citation.
jordan holmes
God, I want that in...
Just a 16-year-old girl, just like, I am writing a paper about one of the most consequential issues of our day.
I am going to call in to the only man who speaks the truth, because you can't trust the mainstream media, so I'm going to get his take on it.
Sir, could you explain?
You don't know a fucking thing.
You don't know anything.
You don't know a goddamn thing.
What's the point?
I'm finally disillusioned with this life.
dan friesen
CIA bad.
Yeah, so this also needs a little citation about something Alex has talked about, and this is not good.
jordan holmes
Not gonna go well.
unidentified
And also I wanted to ask you a question.
I'm trying to write about the neocons, and I was wondering where can I go to get...
Some information on how to connect them to this Leo Strauss.
alex jones
Okay, that was in Reuters.
It was in the Times of Asia.
It was in several other papers.
One headline was, Neocons Dance to a Straussian Waltz.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
This is just an editorial article from the Asia Times that Alex is telling this student to use as their primary source about the connection between Leo Strauss and neoconservatism.
unidentified
Oh my god.
dan friesen
That's just an asshole teaching the next generation to do a bad job.
I think you can make a compelling argument that there's some connection between Strauss and the leaders of the neoconservative movement from at least an ideological perspective.
You can find some overlaps, but you shouldn't rely wholly on the headline of an op-ed to do so.
Like, if you know anything about the subject you're covering, Alex should be able to point to anything.
And, like, if you're a teacher and someone, like, in their work cited page...
She has an editorial.
That's not good.
That's not going to fly.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, it is fascinating to notice that any right-wing shithead propagandist is absolutely going to fail any high school test.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Like, anything.
Hold them to the standards that you would hold a high schooler to, and they will fail miserably.
dan friesen
Alex has had 15 years to come up with a bibliography for Endgame, and if I were a high school teacher, I would throw that in the trash.
jordan holmes
Yeah, get out of here.
Get out of here.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex has another thing he wants to yell at this young lady about, where he can prove that neocons are actually communists.
jordan holmes
Sure, what?
alex jones
We posted this on Monday.
But you can find it at the National Post.
It's also on infowars.com.
Go to thenationalpost.ca in Canada.
They're big paper.
Type in, the ghost of Trotsky walks the halls of the White House.
They'll admit that all the neocons are admitted fourth international communist.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Mainstream national posts are communist.
unidentified
All right.
Well, thank you very much, Alex.
alex jones
You bet.
That'll really make your liberal professor stumble around.
In a confused, deprogrammed fashion.
dan friesen
I doubt it.
jordan holmes
Confused, yes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's just another op-ed.
jordan holmes
Excuse me, child.
Where did you get this shit?
dan friesen
Wait, Alex Jones himself told you to do that?
Wait, this is 2003.
You'd be like, who's Alex Jones?
jordan holmes
Who the fuck is Alex Jones?
Why are you taking his advice?
alex jones
Dear God.
jordan holmes
I'm your fucking teacher!
dan friesen
This is just like really awful work being mirrored or being modeled for this student.
Like, it's just...
If they learned from this, like, how you're supposed to present your information, like...
We're doomed.
jordan holmes
I think the deflation...
I heard a tone of deflation in her voice.
dan friesen
I think so.
jordan holmes
I would suggest that she learned from this experience, though not what she was hoping to.
dan friesen
And she will not be the last caller to be disappointed by Alex on this episode.
So Alex, he's like, you know, that teacher of yours, when you tell him that the fucking mainstream media has admitted that neocons are communists, he's gonna freak out.
alex jones
When he's faced with that, he'll like, cannot compute, cannot compute, cannot compute.
And a lot of times when the smoke's done coming out their pea brain, they will wake up, become gun owners, become pro-liberty constitutionalists, and will deprogram out of the left-wing control system.
dan friesen
Alex has no idea anything about this teacher.
alex jones
Nope.
dan friesen
He doesn't know if it's a man.
He doesn't know it's a lefty.
jordan holmes
Anyone in education.
Anyone in education is a leftist communist monster.
dan friesen
Does not compute.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You've shown me an op-ed.
I've got to go buy a gun.
jordan holmes
It is really funny, that foundational myth that they have about their knowledge of, like, it's going to wake up people on the left.
And their examples are always somebody who's like, I've never paid attention to politics at all!
And these guys showed me a YouTube video and now I want to buy guns!
It's never somebody who's like, yeah, I have an education.
It's not gonna happen.
dan friesen
Nope.
alex jones
Oh well.
dan friesen
So Alex, in the present day, loves Michael Savage.
Actually, I haven't heard him talk about it in a while, but the last we heard, he loves Michael Savage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, back in the day.
dan friesen
Because Savage is a patriot.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Like Trump.
Sure.
Turns out in 2003, Alex hated Michael Savage.
alex jones
You see, when you find out the Michael Savages are dirty, oily, slimy beatniks, then the deprogramming can begin.
You find out these neocons are the scum of the earth, total and complete trash.
They tell you, oh yeah, we're for your guns while passing gun control.
Oh yeah, we're for the borders, we'll open the borders.
See, they're Trojan horses.
They're enemy cloaked attacks.
Let's recognize them.
Let's decloak them.
Let's pull away the veils.
dan friesen
So what I would like is...
Alex, to wrestle with or have a discussion about what changed about Michael Savage between 2003 and, let's say, 2019.
Or, I would like him to have a conversation about what he misread in 2003 and how wrong he was about Michael Savage being a wolf in sheep's clothing and a greasy hippie.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
I have never considered Michael Savage a, I wrote it down, a dirty, oily, slimy beatnik.
dan friesen
Well, he was a beatnik kind of guy early on, like in the 60s and 70s.
jordan holmes
Sure, now that I understand.
I don't get that in 2003.
dan friesen
No, no.
He was hanging out with like Ginsburg and shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, I remember hearing about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So that's what Alex is responding to.
It's like that piece of his history makes him a dirty beatnik.
And it's like, uh, no.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he wouldn't like to find out very well how the beatniks, especially the ones that were involved there, all kind of wound up being nutbags.
dan friesen
Interesting.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Who are we guest?
Alex had that caller who was writing the paper, and I think he realized, like, well, I better pretend that I was going to talk about this Iran stuff.
I better figure out what I'm going to do.
And here is a great prediction on Alex's part about what's going to happen in Iran.
alex jones
Now, they tell us a month ago that they want to destabilize Iran through the student movements controlled by global intelligence agencies and reinstall relatives of the Shah, reinstall a hereditary dictatorship put in a literal monarchy.
and now the foolish MTV generation over there.
And I'm not defending the Ayatollahs or any of those guys.
Do they?
dan friesen
See, yeah, that's interesting.
I don't think this has come to pass at this point.
The relatives of the Shah.
jordan holmes
No, I haven't seen the Shah come back yet.
dan friesen
No, in a new monarchy.
jordan holmes
Like a King Arthur situation, I imagine, is what we're talking about.
dan friesen
Good, good.
I mean, Alex is more right than all other news media stuff.
He's always right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
It's real tough to go from a theocracy back.
To a monarchy.
You know?
The theocracy, the religious people don't like going back to a monarchy.
dan friesen
No.
I think we're only a few years away from Ahmadinejad coming in, too.
I wonder if Alex is going to deal with that.
jordan holmes
Free elections!
Free elections!
dan friesen
So, Alex, you know, just right about everything.
Just so, so, so, so right!
And I don't know how he nailed this prediction, but it was just spectacular.
unidentified
And they want to put, like, a chip in those, and now they have weapons.
alex jones
Well, that's to make it a credit card as well.
dan friesen
Real quick, he's talking about driver's licenses or state IDs.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
So when they bankrupt the economy, like Argentina, they will then put your monthly credits.
It will seize your bank account and allow you $200 a month.
And then you'll all have to go into government housing, and then they are going to form work projects.
And, of course, they'll have to guard the important work projects.
So Governor Ridge has announced the Army will be there with M-16s overseeing you with the work projects.
unidentified
They have weaponry that can melt those chips, though.
alex jones
Well, you can put it in the microwave, but then when you try to go in the store to buy food because of the new national sales tax, you won't be able to buy food, ma 'am.
It's a cashless society.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
I mean, I don't know how he was so ahead of his time.
jordan holmes
I love that.
I want more conversations with callers like that, where he's like, ah, they're gonna do this whole thing with computer chips, and they're gonna put it in there, and then they're gonna kill you.
dan friesen
There are weapons to melt them.
jordan holmes
Ah, but they've got weapons to melt those computer chips.
And he's like, okay, well, you could put it in a microwave.
That's one way to do it.
Okay, you can go through there, but then they're gonna come back to your home, and she's like, ah, but what if I put it in a bigger microwave?
Like, yeah, just all day.
dan friesen
What if I put it in a microwave and then freeze it?
jordan holmes
Just go all the way.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, I...
Find this to be stupid.
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
Well, one big reason is, at this point, Alex is less talking about the devil...
Being the big bad guy and it's the banks are the big bad guys.
Why the fuck would the banks destroy their own industry in order to make all state IDs, credit cards?
They would ruin the entire basis of their financial power.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
See, once you have money, you realize it's about power.
You think money turns into power, but when you have power, you don't need money.
No, you do.
dan friesen
They're interconnected in a certain sense.
jordan holmes
You might say that.
You might argue that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It does feel like this era of the show feels a little bit more like sci-fi dystopia stuff.
dan friesen
Poorly thought out schemes.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes.
That's a good way.
dan friesen
That's what I would describe this as.
jordan holmes
It does have a feeling of Alex just sitting there laying back being like, all right, if I was going to torture everybody, how would I do it?
dan friesen
Villains acting against their self-interest.
jordan holmes
The power.
dan friesen
Ta-da.
So, Alex gets another caller, and this guy has a great, great ask.
And it's, hey, Alex, you know all those documents you got?
Why don't you put them on a floppy disk?
Because we could look at them.
I think that's a great ask.
jordan holmes
Dun-dun-dun.
dan friesen
I think that is the most normal question anyone could have for Alex.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Hey, Alex, I believe you.
Now.
Can I get them documents?
Alex can't do it, though.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
Roy in Michigan, you're on the air.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Yeah, Alex, the data that you've got there, like the manuals from the different police departments and all that type of thing, you know, if you was to put that type of thing on the floppy disk, I know I would sure be happy to buy the floppy disk from you, and that I could put it on my...
The computer had taken runoff copies of that to get that data out there.
alex jones
Well, I mean, the manuals, the video clips on CD-ROM, the stuff I've got is just repeats of the same stuff over and over again.
unidentified
I understand it, but see, if you had it organized like this, all the data that you've got from 9-1-1, all the different newspaper articles and all that type of thing.
alex jones
Here's the problem.
Here's the problem.
I did two hours in Salt Lake City yesterday in the morning.
Then I did a 45-minute interview.
Then I did my own show.
Then I did two live TV shows.
I did an hour on Jeff Rents.
I then got to bed at about 2 a.m.
And I was up at 6.30 this morning doing more interviews and then doing some errands.
So I'm sorry.
I just can't do it.
unidentified
No, I wasn't thinking about yourself personally, but maybe somebody there, look, because you have the access to these.
Like, I can't get the manuals.
Where would I get the manuals that were given to the police departments as far as their training?
alex jones
Well, we have some of the manuals and video of them and news articles in the road to tyranny.
jordan holmes
This is the nightmare.
unidentified
This is the worst conversation.
The menu where you can download it from a floppy disk and distribute it.
alex jones
Law enforcement magazines like the Firearms and Weapons of Law Enforcement April issue 2001 lauded the virtues of torture.
I've got other mainstream law enforcement magazines listeners fax me.
dan friesen
Okay.
That's not what I was asking.
jordan holmes
This is amazing.
We've got two classic classic Fantastic moves by people who have no idea what they're talking about.
We've got the, why don't you explain it?
And now we've also got the, like, look, I'm just too busy.
dan friesen
Can I?
Can I?
Ask also, who the fuck are all these people who are interviewing Alex?
Like, what are the two live TV shows that he had to go on in the same day?
jordan holmes
Two live TV shows.
unidentified
I can't imagine that he's actually this busy in 2003.
jordan holmes
Hey, he would love to put all of these world-shattering documents onto a floppy disk and then sell them to this guy.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
But he just doesn't have the time, Dan.
dan friesen
I would very, very, very sincerely argue, and I would have probably in 2003, too, that if Alex was sincere about what he was doing, his stated mission, what he's pretending to be, he has a moral obligation to make this floppy disk.
Because if what he's saying is accurate, then everyone must know.
You know what I mean?
And if this is the proof, then the proof needs to be seen by everybody.
Now, the problem with that is once you reveal your proof, you reveal what can be critiqued.
Once you lay your proof on the table, someone like Dan can come along, take a look at it, and be like, oh wait, this doesn't say what you think it says.
This is a lie.
unidentified
This is misrepresented.
jordan holmes
You're ruining the fun.
See?
This is what happens when I put all of my stuff out here.
Dan shows up and makes me look like a fool.
I could have had a 30-year-long career.
dan friesen
I understand.
Look, I don't want to be a jerk.
I don't want to be a jerk.
And, like, honestly, I'd be on your team if your proof meant anything.
I really would.
I would join.
jordan holmes
You know, this is not...
dan friesen
I wouldn't be a racist.
This is the problem.
jordan holmes
Conditional love.
Conditional love is what I get from you.
unidentified
It's not love.
jordan holmes
I want unconditional love.
No, you give me conditional love.
dan friesen
You're mistaking believing and love.
I don't think unconditional believing is ever healthy.
unidentified
Well, let me...
jordan holmes
You're not for this place.
Get out of here.
I'm going to need to see your computer chip ID and put it in the microwave.
dan friesen
I don't think I have a place in the Republic of Texas.
jordan holmes
I don't think you have a place in the Republic of Texas.
dan friesen
Yeah, I loved that exchange.
Because that guy, the questions are straight up.
They are like, alright, yeah.
I see what you're saying.
I know you're busy, but there's got to be someone else who could put this together.
I'm not talking about you personally.
Oh, yeah.
Nah.
Hey, did you know that law enforcement magazines say stuff?
jordan holmes
Sir, I was expecting you to take no for an answer at least the second or third time.
Now that you have gone to number four, I am very angry at you.
dan friesen
This goes on, and actually Alex has a whole other reason why he can't do this.
jordan holmes
Of course he does!
dan friesen
Which is amazing.
jordan holmes
More and more excuses.
alex jones
You're saying take it all and stick it in one place.
unidentified
Just stick it in one place and be able to take it to buy those from you.
I'm sure there in Austin you could find.
Hundreds of guys that are in the same position I am trying to get that information out.
alex jones
I can't legally take things out of whole cloth and just resell other people's stuff.
Really?
jordan holmes
Copyright is your argument.
I've got copyright infringement to worry about.
alex jones
Wholesale dump the ADL and the Southern Poverty Law Center and the FBI's training manuals on CDs and sell them.
unidentified
See, I wasn't realizing that you had some complication there, but I knew that.
alex jones
Yeah, I can't say take.
jordan holmes
Oh, and now he got the positive call.
alex jones
1984, and reprint it and shell it.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
Wow.
jordan holmes
Oh, man, did you see that one brief moment of weakness that the other guy had, and he was like, bounce!
I can't do it!
You just can't do it!
dan friesen
I've won because I've brought up the specter of copyright law, and this guy has decided to take that seriously, and now this is my reason for not providing evidence.
jordan holmes
Yep, this one makes sense.
I'm fine with this one.
This one'll work.
dan friesen
So dumb.
So dumb.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's beautiful.
dan friesen
Yep.
Copyright law.
Alex can't prove that the globalists have these evil plans because he'd get sued for copyright infringement.
jordan holmes
Listen, listen, I would love to tell you that my boss has murdered 38 people, but I signed an NDA!
I'm sorry!
dan friesen
If true, Alex is a rank coward.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
I know he's lying, but even if you take everything he's saying seriously, he's so afraid of getting a copyright lawsuit that he can't save the world.
jordan holmes
Listen, I would love to save millions of lives.
I would love to, but I am shoestring budget here, you know?
I'm paycheck to paycheck.
dan friesen
Right, and that's why you need to take something like this, a conversation like this that has been thoroughly embarrassing, and turn it into a money-making proposition.
alex jones
So that's really the place to start, is with my films.
And you need to get them, folks.
You need to get them and make copies.
You need to educate people now.
We've got the tools to wake up America.
We've got the tools to educate the people about who the real terrorists are, about who the real enemy combatants are.
So before I go back to your calls and into the news, I hope that everybody goes to Infowars.com or PrisonPlanet.com.
And I hope you'll order.
My films today!
dan friesen
The solution is always something that will benefit Alex.
It's something within his revenue streams.
That is just the direction this ship goes.
And it's fascinating to see it just play out so predictably with this caller.
I obviously don't think I would agree with much that this caller believes, probably.
jordan holmes
Probably not.
dan friesen
But I do think that from everything that they're bringing to the table and everything The way the conversation tracks, I think they're being sincere.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
And that's why Alex hates it more than anything else, is because he's coming with a certain level-headed, monotone credibility to him.
Just like that tone of voice is like, listen, I believe you.
I just want to get everything.
dan friesen
I want to do what's best for the info war.
unidentified
Exactly.
dan friesen
I want to be actively engaged in it.
I'm willing to.
jordan holmes
Clearly, I'm dedicated.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I just need these tools for you.
How am I supposed to get these manuals that you have?
It's just sad.
jordan holmes
That is sad.
That is one of those ultimate, like, if that guy didn't lose confidence there.
dan friesen
Copyright law.
jordan holmes
If that guy didn't lose confidence with that, then you're in Alex's crew forever.
Because that's a don't meet your heroes level of like, oh no, you're a massive disappointment, aren't you?
dan friesen
Copyright law.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
dan friesen
So, Alex gets back to the story about the family in Waltham, Massachusetts.
And we can finally get some details on that.
alex jones
Here's an amazing story.
And I'm going to get these people on the show.
You'll be hearing them on the show.
They'll come on.
This is out of the Metro West Daily News out of Massachusetts.
Waltham.
A legal battle over two homeschooled children exploded into a seven-hour standoff yesterday when they refused to take a standardized test.
Again, a legal battle over two homeschooled children exploded into a seven-hour standoff yesterday when they refused to take a standardized test ordered by the Department of Social Services.
dan friesen
So this is almost two hours into the show now where Alex finally gives details about this story that he started the show talking about.
So it's, you know, this family got in trouble because they didn't want to take a test.
jordan holmes
Sure, it seems like on the second telling there's an additional bit of information.
dan friesen
There's some more details.
He does say the people's names and, like, you can just...
Search for these sentences that he's cold reading.
You can find what he's talking about.
It's pretty hard to find the actual article that Alex is reading, but you can find the text copy and pasted on all kinds of right-wing message boards, mostly around mid-June 2003, right, when this episode is airing.
jordan holmes
Sounds about right.
dan friesen
If I had to guess, I would say that Alex is probably just reporting this straight off AR15.com.
The most full version of this article I can find is on Free Republic's message board, and I don't think that this is a real...
I mean, I think it might be a real article, but it's possibly, like, I don't know how much of this is...
jordan holmes
Is it apocryphal, kind of like that meme where the soldier is in the professor's classroom and the professor says something and the soldier stands up and he's like, I love America!
And then the professor, like, gives him 50 bucks or whatever it is.
Have you ever seen those memes?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's the same thing.
dan friesen
So what I'm talking about is, like, this article quotes the Department of Social Service worker named Susan Etzkovitz as saying, quote, we have legal custody of the children and we will do with them as we see fit.
They are minors and they will do what we tell them to.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I absolutely do not believe that's a quote, but it's presented as such in this article.
But if you look closely, you'll see that this quote is actually, you know, it's being reported in this article, but it's actually a secondhand...
jordan holmes
No, that's not a surprise.
dan friesen
It's a quote from Eskowitz that was relayed to the reporter by the family, but is being included in the article as if it's a quote.
This is not appropriate presentation of the story, and it speaks volumes about whoever originally wrote this piece.
jordan holmes
Do you think the family might have had, I don't know, maybe a personal interest that might have colored perhaps their interpretation of the quote?
dan friesen
Yeah, and it may have also, like, the article might be a little bit one-sided.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, that's possible.
dan friesen
As best as I can tell, this was one in a long string of incidents involving this family's approach to homeschooling.
Apparently, the district that they lived in, the school district, their policy about homeschooling requires that educational plans be filed and that there is a set grading system in place for the students, two things that this family refused to comply with, according to the article.
Sure.
Also, according to the article, the parents lost legal custody of the children in 2001, but it doesn't say what for exactly.
And overall, this is a mess, and it's not just about a test.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm really...
When they said it was about a test, I was like, let's see what happens, but now I'm starting to guess that there's more than the test.
dan friesen
Well, maybe the kernel of the present story has to do with this test, but it's not about that.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
What's going on is a much larger situation that, you know, a lot of that context...
And the stuff that fills in the picture is stuff that Alex is conveniently ignoring.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Because this story is a prop for him.
And actually looking at the details and reporting out the story as it exists probably make it a less useful prop.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And why would you do that?
jordan holmes
They don't seem like the most sympathetic heroes that he's trying to paint them as.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And, you know, I mean, it's just so predictable.
Like, Alex just reads through this story.
And listen to this.
alex jones
Read one.
Let me read what this monster said again.
Let me find it.
Let me find what this DSS worker said.
Let me find it.
unidentified
We have legal custody.
This is a quote.
We have legal custody of the children, and we will do them as...
alex jones
Let me read it again.
This is a quote.
unidentified
We have legal custody of the children, and we will do with them as we see fit, DSS worker Susan.
Esther Kovitz told the Bryants in their Gale Street home.
She continued, They are minors, and they do what we tell them to do.
Close quote.
dan friesen
I like that the close quote was still in the deal with the witch voice.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is really nice that he did the voice.
That's commitment to the bed.
dan friesen
Yeah, close quote.
jordan holmes
Did Moskovitz include that in her quote?
dan friesen
Probably.
Close quote.
unidentified
I will kill the children.
Close quote.
Make sure you quote me on that, but at that point, do not quote this part of the statement.
dan friesen
One of the things that's so important, though, is now we know why he did the voice.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Thankfully, that's been cleared up.
jordan holmes
That has been cleared up.
It is nice.
It is nice to know now.
dan friesen
Yeah, so the only part of this story that he really latches onto and sort of can really bring to life is this quote that's a second-hand thing that the family said that this lady said that's being presented as a quote in this story.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just...
Trash.
This is just bad.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
This is that level of dispute that you find on a Judge Judy episode where they're telling you the story about Moskovitz and then Judge Judy asks three questions.
And they're like, okay, well, maybe she didn't say that.
dan friesen
It's Escovitz.
jordan holmes
Maybe she didn't say exactly Escovitz.
Maybe she didn't say that word for word.
In court, I wouldn't say she said that word for word.
But she said it.
dan friesen
I find this to be...
I mean, this is kind of what Alex's niche is like at this point.
I mean, he just finds a couple of headlines and rambles about them.
Sometimes does some characters.
jordan holmes
That's an easy job.
dan friesen
It's pretty sweet.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's nice.
That's nice.
All you're doing is TV interviews and avoiding work that could help people, I guess?
dan friesen
If I were him, I might have stayed right in that sweet pocket.
It's sweet, sweet pocket.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's where you want to go.
That's where you want to go.
dan friesen
Like Icarus, he flew too close to the sun.
jordan holmes
Can't do it.
dan friesen
With all those supplements.
jordan holmes
It's going to make you sad.
dan friesen
So he's got another story, and this is actually the story that he was talking about earlier, which is he has his headlines about the shooting at schools by the SWAT teams.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He said there's two stories today.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
He's got one.
alex jones
But then look who's really doing stuff with guns.
Bay 9 News.
Police officer gun goes off during drill inside Manatee High School in Florida.
Training drills are nothing new for Brandon police officers, but a live bullet fired inside a high school is certainly not procedure.
Deborah Green thought it was a clear backfire, a car backfiring.
I was inside cleaning and heard a loud noise, said Green.
Pretty scary.
As it turns out, the noise was a gunshot during a routine drill on Tuesday at Brandon.
Police officer's gun accidentally went off inside the Manatee High School classroom.
According to the school board critical incident response report, the bullet went into a classroom wall.
No one was heard, but the incident left some wondering how this could have happened.
Well, they killed top of the year last year in Fort Worth in a drill with kids in the room.
Blew his head off in front of them.
That was nice.
Last year, they shot a kid in the face up in Detroit in a drill in a school.
Just shoot a little kid in the face.
It's okay.
dan friesen
So, again, I find some of the details definitely wrong about the past drills that Alex is talking about, and some of them questionable.
I'm not entirely sure.
And also, this drill in the Florida thing, I couldn't get a sense of if there were kids.
Around at all?
Again, it's during the summer.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So, like, I think...
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, if the SWAT teams ran in, started blowing children away and themselves, then yes, there would have had to be kids there, right?
dan friesen
In the article about this Florida drill, there's a reference to the football coach who was having a camp.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And he couldn't...
He didn't even hear the gunshot.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So, presumably, there's, like, a summer football camp that's going on.
Outside, in a way, and maybe they're in some area of the school where nobody is at, and one of their guns went off because they didn't empty the holster or empty the chamber, and it went into the wall.
Like, obviously awful and bad, but not rising to the level that Alex is presenting.
jordan holmes
It was not SWAT teams going in and blowing everyone and themselves away.
dan friesen
No, no.
And that seems like a dumb way to talk about this.
jordan holmes
That is a terrible way to talk about this.
unidentified
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So we got one last clip.
Alex gets another call.
And man, it seems like a theme on this show.
unidentified
Yeah, I just wanted to track that particular article down.
You mentioned the Fourth Socialist International.
And then, you remember that article about Wolsey in World War IV?
Is that still available at your website?
Do you have any idea?
alex jones
Well, yeah, we post the articles, hundreds of them a day, and you can go find them if you like.
unidentified
Okay.
Wow.
jordan holmes
I like that.
I like that.
Go.
Yeah.
Be gone with thee.
dan friesen
I think he might have had a better answer if he hadn't have dealt with this same kind of thing twice on this episode.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Caller's needing some kind of like, hey, what are you talking about?
Look, copyright law.
jordan holmes
Honestly, I bet he remembers this show.
Three callers asking him for fucking documents.
That must have been his worst show in the history of the world.
dan friesen
It's pretty nuts, because it doesn't happen that often.
jordan holmes
Right, he remembers this specific day.
dan friesen
His nightmares about it.
Exactly, yeah.
jordan holmes
People won't stop asking me for proof!
dan friesen
I find it so interesting that he's hung up on copyright law when he, without permission, reposts other people's news stories on Infowars and re-headlines them.
jordan holmes
Sure, but he's paying them an exposure.
dan friesen
Oh, sure.
jordan holmes
He's paying for their content.
dan friesen
Why are you paying the SPLC an exposure, too?
jordan holmes
Well, he can't pay the globalists for exposure, okay?
And he's not going to give them money in a lawsuit, so there's just nothing he can do.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He signed an NDA, Dan.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
Very unconvincing display today here from Alex.
Not good.
jordan holmes
I'm not going to get over that that dude was like, oh, well, copyright law.
unidentified
Copyright law.
jordan holmes
That was the one where he was like, well, that's international or intergalactic trading shit all over again.
These people believe in weird, intractable laws for some reason.
dan friesen
Maritime.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
I don't understand it.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, I would like it if Alex was just like, all right, the copyright law thing didn't work, and then he just yells tariffs.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
Whatever, yeah.
dan friesen
Just yell something.
unidentified
I won't submit to a FOIA request.
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, you know, we come to the end of this and Alex is still waiting on that floppy disk, baby.
Let's get that thing put together.
jordan holmes
Well, we do have that Microsoft Encarta CD.
That was pretty heavily used in Endgame, right?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, you gotta go get a physical copy of the CD.
Those links don't work anymore.
jordan holmes
That's gonna be tough.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, yeah, we'll be back.
You know, I think this episode's a little bit shorter, and I've had a little bit of stuff going on this week, so I've been a little bit busy, and also Alex in the present day is on timeout, and I think it's hilarious that these callers keep asking him for...
jordan holmes
Just kept going.
dan friesen
And he's got nothing.
jordan holmes
So good.
unidentified
Loved it.
dan friesen
But we will be back, Jordan, on Monday for episode 600.
jordan holmes
It's true.
dan friesen
The spectacular.
Plum 600.
It's going to be hard for me not to drink that before.
jordan holmes
You know what?
Listen, you're a performer.
dan friesen
Not that good.
jordan holmes
You can drink it before and then really ramp it up.
On show day, you've got to bring it, though.
dan friesen
No, I don't think I can do that.
I can't artificially...
Look, there might be artificial flavors, but I can't be artificial.
jordan holmes
No, don't you do it.
dan friesen
All right, we'll be back.
jordan holmes
All right, we'll be back.
dan friesen
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledgefight.net.
Go to bed, Jordan.
dan friesen
Yep, we'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX Clark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
steve quayle
And now, here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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