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May 26, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#561: Jordan Takes The Wheel 6

Before leaving for vacation, Jordan sat Dan down to tell him about a new space weirdo he’s come across. Are there Nazis in space? Is the pyramid in Giza a “Death Star?” Does the moon ring like a bell? All this and more on the show today. 

Participants
Main voices
d
dan friesen
23:22
j
jordan holmes
42:23
j
joseph farrell
07:51
Appearances
r
richard syrett
04:35
Clips
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alex jones
00:57
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steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Knowledge Fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
dan friesen
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes
I love your room.
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I love you.
unidentified
Hey!
jordan holmes
Hey everybody, welcome back to Fight Knowledge.
I am Jordan.
dan friesen
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
This is the podcast where Selene worships at the altar of Dan Friesen.
And we talk about anybody but Alex Jones.
dan friesen
Me and Selene have a collaborative worship relationship.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's a real mutual worship kind of thing.
Very symbiotic, if you will.
dan friesen
Jordan, I have a question for you.
unidentified
What's that?
jordan holmes
What is your bright spot?
dan friesen
For today.
jordan holmes
My bright spot for today is...
I'm not trying to plug.
I have no interest in plugging.
dan friesen
Oh, shit.
This sounds like it's a lead-in to a plug.
jordan holmes
We did an episode of the other show that we do, the D&D show.
dan friesen
Dungeons& Dragons God's Damn Wizard.
jordan holmes
God's Damn Wizard.
dan friesen
You are the Dungeon Master.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and last night...
dan friesen
Slightly competent Dungeon Master.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
Flailing about Dungeon Master.
But last night we recorded...
It had been a couple of weeks since we recorded and it was so fucking great.
dan friesen
It was a lot of fun.
jordan holmes
To hang out with Marty and Liz and Sarah and you.
It's just so much fun to hang out.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is.
It's a fun social thing that we don't get enough of these days.
We could have been doing stuff like it this whole time.
jordan holmes
The whole time?
Turns out it was always there.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And I admire your effort that you've put into that.
We shit on you a bit, but it wouldn't work if you didn't have a story for it.
jordan holmes
No, that's true.
That is true.
No, and it's just so much fun.
If you like it, you like it.
That's great.
But I like it so everybody else can go to hell.
That kind of thing.
dan friesen
Your bright spot actually kind of weaves Uh-huh.
A little bit.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
And that is that we did do that Dungeons& Dragons-ish role-playing thing.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And it got away from me a little bit.
And I started...
I had a few drinks and I watched the White Rapper show on VH1.
For a long time, it was not available anywhere.
I couldn't find the actual episodes.
And I started watching some of it on YouTube.
It's now available on YouTube.
jordan holmes
Thank God for internet archivists who are just like, yeah, I guess it was a show in 2003, we're gonna find it, and we're gonna put it up.
It's gonna be out there.
unidentified
It doesn't matter what it is.
dan friesen
And I watched the finale, and John Brown is great.
That's my bright spot, John Brown.
jordan holmes
John Brown?
dan friesen
King of the Burbs.
jordan holmes
King of the Burbs and King of Murdering Slave Owners.
The two greats of John Browning.
dan friesen
You know what I say about murdering slave owners?
jordan holmes
Hooray!
dan friesen
Hallelujah, holla back.
jordan holmes
Yeah, there we go.
Well, Dan, for today's episode, episode number six of Jordan takes, well, 5.1, since we lost five.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think we have to call this five.
jordan holmes
We'll call this five.
dan friesen
But I am engineering this to make sure that audio doesn't disappear.
jordan holmes
Yes, I did notice that.
So, today we are going to be talking about...
Nazis and aliens, Dan.
dan friesen
Oh, thank God.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm all about.
dan friesen
Oh, my God.
jordan holmes
I will say this.
dan friesen
You told me that you had found something that was really exciting and really interesting.
I didn't know what to expect, and you telling me that it's Nazis and aliens, that is as good as it could have been, as a reveal.
jordan holmes
It's about as good as it can get there.
dan friesen
Thank you, Jordan.
jordan holmes
So, we will be talking about one, maybe or maybe not, Dr. Joseph.
unidentified
Pharrell.
jordan holmes
But I think before we do that, we're going to need to say thank you to some people.
dan friesen
Yes, I think we would do that.
So first, let's say what's up to peaches are nasty, plums are supreme.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
I totally agree with that, too.
Plums are underrated.
jordan holmes
Yeah, wrong.
dan friesen
Next, Sir McSwagons III.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, sir, Vickswagons!
dan friesen
Next, Zach from Texas.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Zach!
dan friesen
This one is a policy wonk and also an added shout-out.
Shout-out to Basic, and this is the name here.
Fuck you, Miles.
I rode that wave like a dick.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much to all of that.
dan friesen
Next, Sarah Cat.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thanks, Sarah Cat!
All one word here?
jordan holmes
Uh-huh.
dan friesen
Tacos, burritos, and chimichangas.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
Tacos, burritos, chimichangas.
dan friesen
And I got to say, we have a technocrat.
And this is actually a combo.
Girl, with a U. Girl.
And Edith Beauvoir Beale Napoleon Moyle.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimp so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare info war on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, girl.
unidentified
Thank you very much to the both of you.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Yes, sir.
dan friesen
We're recording this in advance, but we're on vacation.
Indeed we are.
I kind of lied to you.
jordan holmes
Oh no!
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What happened?
dan friesen
Well, see, here's the thing.
jordan holmes
Oh my god, have you been dead this whole time?
unidentified
Yes.
Oh shit!
dan friesen
I knew it!
I'm trying to lure you to my ghost home.
I knew it!
Back in Hawaii.
jordan holmes
I knew it!
I knew it was too good to be true.
Dan Friesen has been dead for 17 years.
Twist!
dan friesen
Shamalam!
Damn it!
No, I, you know, it seemed like just a random vacation.
It's like, it's overdue.
Let's take some time and have some fun.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The reality is that I'm celebrating a couple of Wonk's birthdays.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
So I'd like to wish a happy birthday to just another Dan.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Great name.
jordan holmes
Great name.
dan friesen
I feel like every Dan should not feel like they're just another Dan.
But this is another Dan.
jordan holmes
I think every Dan is special, except for Dan Hastert.
No, Dennis Hastert.
dan friesen
How dare you?
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I somehow mixed up Dan Snyder and Dennis Hastert in my head.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
And they're both monsters, so that's true.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
And then also Newt got a fantastic, lovely email from Newt, and I'd like to wish Newt a happy birthday.
Although you could go Gingrich on this one, but you shouldn't.
jordan holmes
No, actually, that's my grandfather's name.
dan friesen
Is that right?
jordan holmes
It is his name!
dan friesen
I didn't know that.
unidentified
Oh, yay!
jordan holmes
Yeah!
dan friesen
It's a strange name.
jordan holmes
It is!
Well, his birth name, I believe, is...
Not I believe.
His birth name is Noble.
dan friesen
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
And somehow they just started calling him, I guess...
At a certain point in time, Newt was short for Noble.
And so, that's how he goes.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
How about that?
dan friesen
I don't dislike it as a name.
And also, while we're in Hawaii, I will be chasing down a ton of lizards and newts and geckos.
jordan holmes
Oh, you got it.
dan friesen
So, Iguana.
I might come back with a bunch of iguanas.
jordan holmes
Oh, we're gonna get a new thing of luggage, we're gonna poke some holes in it, and you're just gonna have a bag of lizards that you're wandering around with.
dan friesen
I think that that was one of the most important parts of my childhood.
In Hawaii was chasing lizards.
And so we will reclaim a little bit of that.
jordan holmes
Islands are more fun than the plains of central Midwest.
I will say that.
dan friesen
So Jordan, I hear that we have a conversation about Nazis and aliens.
jordan holmes
Indeed we do.
Today we will be talking about an interview that Joseph Farrell gave with Richard Surrett.
Who does the conspiracy show with Richard Surrett.
He is also a regular guest host on Coast to Coast.
dan friesen
Oh, okay.
jordan holmes
So he's that kind of...
dan friesen
He's one of the junior varsity guys on Coast to Coast.
I don't keep track of those guys, unfortunately.
jordan holmes
No, and we're...
Yeah, he's pretty...
I don't know.
We'll see how much you like him.
But Joseph Farrell is called a doctor.
He has, from what his bio says, a doctorate of patristics from Oxford University, which is basically a theology kind of thing.
If you go by what many people who are interviewing have given him credits for, he has a doctorate of physics.
If you go by other people, he has a doctorate of, what was it, not patristics either, philosophy.
None of which I think he has.
I kind of don't think that he went to Oxford.
Mainly because he has one story about his time at Oxford.
And I can find no evidence that this Joseph Farrell went to Oxford.
However, there's another Joseph Farrell with a doctorate of economics from Oxford.
So, that's possible.
And his story from Oxford, his years there, is he was at a debate.
At the Oxford Union Society that lasted for eight days.
dan friesen
Oh my god.
jordan holmes
And it was sponsored by Heineken for the Ethiopia food relief right around Live Aid, all of that stuff.
dan friesen
An endurance debate.
unidentified
Yes!
jordan holmes
And here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
If this is true, then Boris fucking Johnson was there, because Boris was running the Union Debate Society, and so we should know about this.
dan friesen
Were they on opposite sides of the issue, or were they...
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
I mean, allegedly.
unidentified
No, no, no.
jordan holmes
What I'm saying is he doesn't mention Boris Johnson at all.
dan friesen
It seems like it would be a headline.
jordan holmes
Seems like you would know if you were at an eight-day debate with the future fucking Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
dan friesen
The debate went so long that I had to break pencils and make a little fire in order to keep warm.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like Wade Boggs.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
Yes, absolutely.
He also, according to himself, grew up in South Dakota.
And one fun story he tells is that when he was growing up, he was around six or seven years old, and his best friends, there were more than one of them who had fathers who fought for the Germans in World War II.
dan friesen
It's a great brag.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
So he grew up around Nazis.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Now, here is the...
dan friesen
It's the kind of thing you generally want to keep...
Close to the vest.
jordan holmes
You would think I don't want to tell people.
And he tosses it off.
Like, hey, they fought for the Germans.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's weird enough that we do a show where Alex talks about being Confederate royalty.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
That's weird enough.
But I would think that I know people and I hung out who were Nazis.
jordan holmes
They were just Nazis.
No big deal.
But he is, however, a scholar.
I think the fact that he grew up around Nazis...
We'll explain a lot of his later life.
However, he is definitely a scholar.
He's got at least a master's degree that I can confirm.
And he has written a total of maybe 40, 45 books.
dan friesen
That's too many books.
jordan holmes
Way too many.
Here's the strangest part, though, okay?
His first books are all about religion.
He translated The Mystagogy of the Holy Spirit by Patriarch Photios from the Greek, and apparently it's a really good translation.
And he's cited writing the foreword in Christian circles of being like, holy cow.
dan friesen
This is foreign to our show.
jordan holmes
Totally, totally.
He wrote Free Will and St. Maximus the Confessor, which is him trying to deal with Calvinism.
He does not do well.
And then The Disputation of Pyrrhus, as well as...
What was the other one?
God, History, and Dialectic, which is his final religious book.
Now, that was published in 1997.
In 2002, he published his next book, which would begin the future of his career.
Would you like to guess what the title of that book might be?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, you've already sort of tilted some of these cards.
Indeed.
And I think there's aliens involved, probably.
So I would say that...
Likely, it had something to do with space raptors being involved with the Holocaust.
jordan holmes
Giza Death Star!
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
That's right!
If you thought that the pyramids were just tombs, you're an idiot.
dan friesen
Totally.
jordan holmes
Because that pyramid is a Death Star exactly like the one from Star Wars.
dan friesen
I would like to bring up that...
They were for storing grain.
A guy told me that.
jordan holmes
There's that.
dan friesen
During the presidential debates.
jordan holmes
From there, he went on an absolute tear that continues to this day.
He keeps cranking out books, some of which the titles can be like this.
Grid of the Gods, the Aftermath of the Cosmic War and the Physics of the Pyramid Peoples.
Not a bad title.
Reich of the Black Sun, Nazi secret weapons and the Cold War allied legend.
Oh boy.
Let's see.
Financial vipers in Venice, alchemical money, magical physics, and banking in the Middle Ages and Renaissance.
Of all of his titles, there's four of them in his early life that are like, I am a good Christian, I read theology, I'm focused on this, and he's a good historian.
And then something happens, and he's just off the map.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Like, completely off the map, and winds up on the SPLC's hate watch list, because he is a...
dan friesen
Oh, why?
unidentified
Well...
jordan holmes
You know, that's something that I have been struggling with, because I think if you'll listen to him as we go along, he's not a Nazi.
What I think he is, is a Nazi fanboy.
dan friesen
That can be as bad.
jordan holmes
It is weird.
It is really weird.
It's a strange, and it's not a big distinction.
It's a strange one in that I don't think he wants the Nazis to win.
But I do think he's amazed at how good the Nazis were at finding alien technology.
unidentified
Hmm.
jordan holmes
Which is a very strange subset of anti-Semitism.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
But it's there.
It's definitely there.
dan friesen
I'm interested to see how you lay out this argument.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, so he's another of the...
He talks about globalists, makes a bunch of puns about them.
He fancies himself a bit of a Dennis Miller.
Sure.
But, yeah, I don't know.
We'll see how that goes.
Then, there are another few things that are incredibly annoying about him.
For instance, he always wears a hat.
That's not annoying.
dan friesen
It's gentlemanly.
jordan holmes
It is either an Indiana Jones hat or a classic English bowler.
This guy's from South Dakota.
dan friesen
But he went to Oxford.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think he might be playing that a little bit well.
dan friesen
I wore a bowler for a little while in high school.
jordan holmes
Did you tell people you went to Oxford?
dan friesen
No, but it was a desperate affectation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Here's one that's even worse.
He chain smokes.
Chain smokes with a Cruella DeVille cigarette holder.
dan friesen
Oh my god, I love this.
jordan holmes
And he does not inhale.
He chain smokes and he just puffs the smoke out the whole time.
So it's so infuriating to watch this man.
I'm just screaming at him like...
I quit smoking!
Stop doing this to me!
dan friesen
There's a part of me that kind of enjoys that because it's so intentional.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's not an addiction.
jordan holmes
It's so obvious.
Yeah.
No, it couldn't be more pathetic.
dan friesen
Or his life is art and this is a piece of the...
jordan holmes
There's also...
We'll see.
If he was parodying the type of...
If...
dan friesen
He was doing like a Kaufman thing.
jordan holmes
So say that what happened after his religious books ended is he was like, oh shit, actually religion might be stupid.
I'm going to create this character and pull off a decades-long scam to show people just how easy and how similar religion and Giza Death Star really are.
dan friesen
What if he just saw Andy Kaufman do his wrestling sort of stretch?
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
I could do this, but with religion.
jordan holmes
And it's not hard!
dan friesen
He was on his translating game, and he came across a text.
He didn't tell anybody about it.
He translated it up.
And he's like, oh no.
Oh no.
I must satirize.
jordan holmes
Somebody's gotta do it.
If nobody else is stepping up to the plate, it's gotta be me.
Yeah, he's a real professor type.
But the kind who kind of creepily talks to his students.
dan friesen
And chain smokes with a Corolla DeVille thing but doesn't inhale.
jordan holmes
He says so on and so forth almost at the end of everything he says.
It is the most...
He's just an annoying guy.
He's just such an annoying guy.
dan friesen
You know what, though?
I mean, I say be that as it may.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Interesting.
Like, you can't fault somebody necessarily for their...
jordan holmes
Ticks?
Those, you know, cliches?
No problem.
But after every sentence.
dan friesen
People just have ways of speaking and so on and so forth.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
That's fair and so forth.
So on.
We go.
What is going to happen?
I've listened to probably like 15 hours of this guy talk, and none of it was at all remotely usable.
dan friesen
Yeah, a little behind the scenes.
Jordan, you were telling me how interesting this person is and how much you wanted to talk about him.
jordan holmes
But he's so boring.
dan friesen
Yes.
He'd watched hours and hours of stuff.
He was like, there's nothing here.
And then...
jordan holmes
And then last night, he goes on Richard Surrett's show, surprisingly enough, and there is a lot of interesting stuff there.
Also, in this particular interview, Joseph Farrell is looking into the webcam on his computer, and he is holding an old-time phone up to his ear, like a big old-timey phone, like the...
Peach ones that you could really slam with the wire cord.
dan friesen
The ones that you had to put your finger in and go around.
The rotary.
jordan holmes
The whole thing, yeah.
It is so ridiculous to watch a man in a webcam holding a phone up to his ear.
dan friesen
I like that.
jordan holmes
I kind of do.
But Old Man House Phone would have been like, that's tacky.
You should have just done audio.
dan friesen
Old Man House Phone, by the way, I actually got some intel on this.
He has a hamburger phone.
It's a house phone, but it's a hamburger.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
So he threw away his old Bart Simpson phone?
Yes.
dan friesen
He had to upgrade.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
So, we are going to begin this interview, and you are going to hear Richard Surrett give you some whiplash.
richard syrett
If we get, they're doing, they're going to open up, they say, in phases.
So the first phase, if 60% of the population is vaccinated, will give you a little bit of your normal back.
Then in phase two, if 70%, you'll get a little sliver of your normal life back.
And then finally, phase three, we need 80% of you vaccinated.
I don't want to argue the efficacy or the safety of vaccines, and people want to have the vaccine.
That's certainly their business, and those that don't, that's their business.
But this level of coercion, have we forgotten about the Nuremberg Code?
I mean, how can people have such short memories?
dan friesen
I mean, that's very in line with Infowars.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
What's fun about that, I find it so interesting that he is reasonable all the way.
You know what?
If you want to get the vaccine, I'm not going to be a huge ante.
It's killing you!
And if you don't want to get the vaccine, I'm not going to be like, I'll kill you if you don't!
But the Nuremberg Code!
dan friesen
I think that reasonableness is kind of a facade, though.
I don't want to argue the vaccines.
jordan holmes
I don't have time for it right now.
dan friesen
That's not somebody being like, I'm on board.
That's just like, I don't want to deal.
But the Nuremberg Code, Kind of argument is very present in Infowars world.
Like, Francis Boyle brings that up a lot.
jordan holmes
Ugh.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's annoying.
unidentified
It is.
jordan holmes
It's just them saying, hey, this is how science and math works.
If we have this level of protection, then you can do this number of things.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's not hard!
dan friesen
The argument that I would make back to this, I think, would be like, alright, let's imagine a scenario where this isn't all fake or whatever.
This is an actual pandemic.
How does what's going on now look different than what would be the best thing to do?
Do you accept this vaccination quota is appropriate in the case of a real outbreak?
If so...
jordan holmes
Then?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
What?
dan friesen
That's what I would like to say.
Could you plan a better way to do this?
jordan holmes
Yeah, right?
So, we open the interview, and of course, we're going to talk about, you know, COVID denialism and the like.
dan friesen
Well, we brought up Nuremberg, and that has to do with Nazis, so I assume...
jordan holmes
You got it.
So, Joseph P. Farrell has some things he would like to say.
Is he happy?
dan friesen
Sorry.
Farrell joke.
joseph farrell
If these vaccines were so safe, why are they resorting to such draconian measures to push people into receiving them?
dan friesen
They're not!
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And the answer to that, even if they were, is because of assholes like you who are telling everybody not to get them!
dan friesen
I feel like people are being pretty aware that, like, hey, it's important!
You know, I don't know.
I don't think I've ever seen anything that would indicate to me coercion of vaccination.
I think that most of the people who I am in social circles with have been Chomping at the bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And have hunted down vaccines.
jordan holmes
No, we almost drove five hours to get you a vaccine.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And now, you know, the CDC had that recommendation that people can stop wearing masks in public if they've been vaccinated.
And that is just a measure of trust.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, like...
That's not like everyone must wear a special shirt that they only get from vaccination centers and then they cannot wear masks.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
Or whatever.
Like, there's no coercion.
jordan holmes
No!
unidentified
What draconian policies are you talking about?
dan friesen
Recommendations.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly!
Like, what is going on here?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I honestly think that it could be more draconian.
jordan holmes
I would almost agree.
Yes, you're totally right.
You're totally right.
And it's just that.
It's always a trap.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, especially with this guy.
Anything that you say, confidently, you are either right about, but here's what you're missing, or you are completely wrong about, and I have a completely different idea.
So, here is...
Let's...
Go ahead and play this.
This is a long clip, because I want everybody to get an idea of what this dude talks like, and how...
He talks.
So just see if he answers this question.
Richard is going to ask him, how much of this is preparing us for a world without jobs?
Here is how that goes.
joseph farrell
Well, I think a lot of it is, at least in their thinking.
But I'll tell you something, Richard.
There's something very peculiar going on in railroads.
And people that know me know where I'm going to go with this.
Because my dad was a railroad engineer, not the locomotive kind, but the engineer that inspects the tracks and so on and so forth, when I was very, very young.
And he got me fascinated with steam locomotives.
And if you have been following what's been happening with railroads in this country...
The Union Pacific Railroad has been restoring steam locomotives at a breathtaking rate.
They just finished restoration of an articulated big boy steam locomotive 4884 to, you know, haul freight and so on and so forth.
Now, the interesting thing is Union Pacific isn't investing all this money to basically create a locomotive works in Cheyenne, Wyoming to enhance railroad heritage days.
There's something else going on.
And my suspicion is that with the increasing reliance of global technology on digital systems, they've suddenly realized that they've exposed themselves and their precious systems to a little thing called electromagnetic pulse, or for that matter, hacking, cyber hacking, and so on and so forth.
We just saw the Colonial Pipeline takedown.
So I think Mr. Globaloni is also kind of hoist by his own petard.
They're trying to put in digital systems, and particularly digital currencies.
So what you're seeing as pushback, at least here in the States, I can't speak for up there for the Canadian provinces, but in several states in this country, we've seen some pushback of a very unusual nature against this idea of digital currency.
South Carolina passed a measure recently to acknowledge as legal tender for all transactions.
dan friesen
What is he talking about?
joseph farrell
And interestingly enough, that legislation did not state that the coin had to be denominated in dollars.
Texas opened its own state bullion depository and so on and so forth.
So you're seeing some very unusual pushback that tells me that somebody, at least in some of these states, knows what the game is and they're acting accordingly.
To secure some sort of basis for currency should they try to roll out a digital system with their helicopter money and missing jobs and universal basic income and so on and so forth.
dan friesen
Look.
jordan holmes
Did he answer the question?
dan friesen
Yeah.
No, I honestly forgot what the question was because I was going along with what he was saying about railroads.
Railroads.
jordan holmes
Railroads.
dan friesen
I think he was speculating that steam engine locomotives could get hacked.
And I don't know what was going on with that.
And that was interesting.
I was thrilled to find out about steam hacking.
And then it pivoted to digital currency.
And I don't know what's going on anymore.
jordan holmes
So the question was, how much of this whole lockdown is preparing us for a world without jobs?
His answer was...
dan friesen
Well, the railroads.
jordan holmes
Well, I think, yeah, a lot of it is, at least the way that they say it.
And then he goes on for two full minutes about something completely unrelated.
dan friesen
Actually, not...
Not something.
jordan holmes
Multiple things that are completely unrelated.
dan friesen
I resent this because I'm not interested in the cryptocurrency nonsense, but I am interested in the locomotives.
jordan holmes
Would you like to know about the locomotives?
dan friesen
Yes, I would.
jordan holmes
Alrighty.
dan friesen
I definitely would like to hear him talk more about hacking trains.
jordan holmes
Well, his thoughts...
dan friesen
And he said that anybody who knows me knows this.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
So it's like maybe it's a big thing of his.
jordan holmes
This is a big thing of his.
This is a huge thing of his.
dan friesen
You know what?
You know what's very hackable?
Cole.
jordan holmes
Ah, you've got it backwards.
He's saying that Union Pacific is restoring old steam engine trains because they know that eventually all the electromagnetic trains are going to be disabled by an EMP.
unidentified
Oh.
Yeah.
dan friesen
That actually makes more sense, like, as a...
Coherent thought than I thought it did.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, kind of.
dan friesen
Because I thought he was speculating that, like, steam would be hacked.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It makes sense that if, like, all these trains are digital, then we have to have these as a backup.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
These steam...
Yeah.
He's steampunking.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, of course...
dan friesen
Futuristic, giant, mechanical robot spiders.
jordan holmes
If we could get some flying steam engines a la Back to the Future 3, I'm gonna be stoked.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So, would you like to know what's going on with Union Pacific rebuilding those trains?
This is from Justin Franz of Atlas Obscura.
I'll just go ahead and read you the headline real quick.
One of the world's largest steam locomotives is about to make a triumphant return.
Hold on to your engineer caps, railroad history lovers.
dan friesen
Choo-choo.
jordan holmes
Does that sound like a nefarious...
So...
It's very, very simple.
Six decades after the last big boy was taken off the rails, the Union Pacific is rebuilding one of the famous locomotives in honor of the upcoming sesquicentennial celebration of the first transcontinental railroad.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's kind of like a tourist attraction or something.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
It's a celebration.
jordan holmes
As far as the digital currencies go, what he's talking about is states having repositories for gold bullion and certain states saying, you have to take gold if somebody gives it to you.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
And I don't know why he's bothering about that, because you'll notice what states specifically he's referencing.
They are states that, one, are filled with people who say, Would rather have the state have a gold bullion depository than sending a large amount of money to Ted Anderson.
That would be smart.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
And then, of course, with South Carolina and the like...
They're filled with people who are like, the dollar is going to explode, so they pass all these laws all the time.
It's just random-ass nonsense.
dan friesen
I would really love for you to sit me down with a map of the United States and tell me, state by state, what it's full of.
jordan holmes
What each state is full of.
It's full of people who are like, ah, dollar's going to explode.
dan friesen
This one, I know.
It's just potatoes.
jordan holmes
Is that my version of the Animaniacs song?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Africa, Panama.
So yeah, that is kind of the way that he talks.
Past that, I've tried to kind of edit it down for clarity, as you will.
dan friesen
Yeah, he seems like a guy who is boring as hell, but also is teasing slightly interesting thoughts in a way that's frustrating.
jordan holmes
And now you realize why I was like, I gotta talk about this guy, but he's so goddamn boring!
dan friesen
Yeah, I can get it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so this next clip is basically another in a very similar stretch.
richard syrett
So, you mentioned the Colonial Pipeline and the cyber criminals that effectively shut that down and caused, you know, long lineups at the gas stations and so forth, and really kind of, I think, a warning shot of things to come.
And then Colonial admits that they ended up paying $5 million in ransom in cryptocurrency.
I think...
We're probably not getting the full story here.
What are you hearing about what really happened?
I mean, was this really just an isolated incident of some gang of cyber criminals that decided to roll the dice and see what would happen?
And lo and behold, yeah, they paid up.
I mean, what are you hearing about?
jordan holmes
Okay, so...
That is the question.
Okay?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Very simple.
dan friesen
Long-winded question.
jordan holmes
It's a long-winded question.
Everybody on these shows, also, every show that I think I've seen him do an interview on is at least three hours long.
This one was, thankfully, only an hour and 51 minutes.
dan friesen
I'll say that, in terms of a lot of the stuff that I listen to in Conspiracy, that sort of sphere, at least this guy's being precise.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And, like, it's...
It's not good or all that, like...
I don't know if we're going to get to any truth.
unidentified
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
But at least he's asking a specific question.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
No, no, no.
dan friesen
There's something to be said for that.
jordan holmes
I kind of...
One, I like that Richard Serret is doing a Casey Kasem impression.
Yes.
So much.
So much.
I'm waiting for him to do top 40 hits.
dan friesen
We're going to talk about the...
jordan holmes
Hey, everybody, we're down south.
Going to the left and the right today.
unidentified
I suspect they paid $7 million in ransom.
dan friesen
What about you?
And also, here...
Here is 303.
Why did it come up with 303?
jordan holmes
Really don't know.
Where'd that one come from?
dan friesen
I don't know, man.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I was trying to think of bad music, and it was the first thing that came to mind.
jordan holmes
You could have done worse.
Yeah.
So, simple question.
What do you think is, what are you hearing?
What's going on?
dan friesen
Do you have feelers out?
joseph farrell
Yeah.
unidentified
Well, I've heard basically the same thing, but I'm like you.
joseph farrell
I don't think that we've heard all of the story.
And one of the interesting things about the colonial thing that I don't know how it was reported up there, but some of the media down here was citing government officials and so on, saying things to the effect that there will be more of this.
So, yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
He's citing government officials saying that there will be more of this, and all he's really responding to them with is, yeah, I think you're about right there.
And then he goes off on a different thing that you didn't know about.
Like, that kind of...
Every time you introduce something or ask a direct question, it is immediate, like...
Well, maybe.
And then going off into whatever it is he really wants to talk about.
And everybody just listens to him like, that's fine.
I have watched him talk for almost ten minutes uninterrupted, and people are wrapped by this, and it's...
Blowing me away.
dan friesen
By people, you mean you.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I mean the interviewers.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
They're all sitting there.
There's YouTube.
This is not a small thing, neither.
There's plenty of people constantly doing all those things.
dan friesen
People aren't cutting him off.
unidentified
No, no.
dan friesen
After three minutes in your answer.
unidentified
Totally.
jordan holmes
You should absolutely be doing that.
So, the answer is yes, it'll probably happen again, obviously.
dan friesen
I mean, what he's doing is playing that game of the government is being like, hey, this is a new threat.
This is something that we can't expect might happen again, and we need to prepare strategies to deal with this.
If you are a business...
Like the Colonial Pipeline that has maybe infrastructure-related necessity in your operations.
Be aware!
And instead, he's presenting that as the government being like, we're going to do this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is happening all the time now.
dan friesen
Again, I would ask if this is real and there are these hackers doing this.
How is that statement from the government any different than the best case scenario of a statement that they would make as a warning?
What is the differentiation between it?
jordan holmes
Well, they never do that.
dan friesen
Well, fine.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Now, I assume you would think, hey, that answer is over.
You've answered the question.
Yes, probably, and it's probably a false flag.
He is not done.
dan friesen
He's not?
jordan holmes
Nope, he keeps going.
joseph farrell
About a week after that story broke, there was a story about the interstate bridge on Interstate 40 from Arkansas, Memphis, Tennessee.
The bridge was shut down because they had discovered a crack in one of the pylons on that bridge.
And I've seen pictures of this crack.
And the top of the crack is a perfect straight line.
Now, the effect of that bridge shut down...
Was that barge traffic on the Mississippi River, south and north of Memphis, Tennessee, came to an absolute standstill.
So somebody appears to me to be working awfully hard to take down the infrastructure of the United States in these kinds of creative ways.
So I think Colonial Pipeline is kind of the tip of an iceberg.
that they're getting ready to do something major in order to push their agenda.
richard syrett
All right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Get it?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
See, what happened was the colonial pipeline was hacked.
jordan holmes
Now, what also happened was, surprisingly enough, very near to where he lives, there was a crack in the bridge, right?
But the reason that the government gave for repairing it was...
Pesky barges need to get in and out because it's a massive waterway.
dan friesen
This is actually genius.
This is genius.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Do you realize...
jordan holmes
Sell me on this.
dan friesen
...that for the last, like, ten years, the globalists have been planting stories in the media about how bad our bridges are.
They've been...
They've been subtly warning that they're going to hack the bridge.
jordan holmes
You have to tell everyone.
You have to give them that cosmic choice.
dan friesen
There have been these op-eds about how more resources should be funneled towards...
Bridge repair.
jordan holmes
That's what they do.
dan friesen
So sneaky.
jordan holmes
Now, the real story behind the hack is actually really, really fascinating.
And if they had bothered to look into it whatsoever...
dan friesen
Well, not the bridge, right?
jordan holmes
No, not the bridge.
No, the bridge is not interesting at all.
dan friesen
That's just a...
jordan holmes
That's just a regular old...
unidentified
That's a bridge.
jordan holmes
That's just maintenance.
They were just maintaining the bridge.
dan friesen
I had a hunch.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it was fine.
But you can turn anything you want into a conspiracy theory if you just go, well, they hacked the pipeline and there's a crack in my bridge.
The government's working against us.
dan friesen
If you play the insinuation game, you can make a lot of mileage.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly!
But the real story is not...
Obviously, they didn't mention any names of the people who were hacking.
They were like, oh, is it a one-off event or anything like that?
This is a hacking group called Darkside who've done this.
They are ransomware masters.
They have been taking a shit ton of money and then they disbanded immediately following the Colonial Pipeline.
dan friesen
Smart.
jordan holmes
Theoretically, from what people are saying, is after they got paid $6 million...
The small collective of the hackers disbanded and then just took all the money.
The way that they normally work is almost 70% of the money goes to all of these subsidiary hackers who do all of the grunt work, and then they take their cut at the end.
Not so this time.
So what happened?
dan friesen
They left the grunts out to hang?
jordan holmes
Left them out to dry.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Yeah, brutal, right?
No honor.
dan friesen
Not too surprising.
jordan holmes
So, this story actually begins before the Colonial Pipeline hack whatsoever.
So, from Technology Review by Rene Dudley and Daniel Golden, on January 11th, antivirus company Bitdefender said it was happy to announce a startling breakthrough.
It had found a flaw in the ransomware that a gang known as Darkside was using to freeze computer networks of dozens of businesses in the U.S. and Europe.
Companies facing demands from DarkSide could download a free tool from Bitdefender and avoid paying millions of dollars in ransom to the hackers.
That's a great thing, right?
It's a good idea.
Now, Dan, what should you do when you find a flaw in a hacker's programming?
dan friesen
Wait, who am I?
Am I a hacker?
jordan holmes
You're Bitdefender.
Your job is to protect people from hackers.
dan friesen
Well, if you find a flaw, you should probably try and patch it.
Fix it up.
jordan holmes
They did that.
They patched it and they fixed it up.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
Now, here's the problem.
They released it as a public relations statement, and within 12 hours, Darkseid was like, oh, they found a hole in our software?
dan friesen
Let's find another hole.
jordan holmes
Let's find it.
They fixed it.
It was over with.
So Bitdefender has basically...
And this is happening over and over and over again.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's constant back and forth.
jordan holmes
Well, and here's the thing, though.
People who are good at this stuff...
Don't tell anyone.
And all of these antivirus scammers basically announce the moment publicly, like, hey, we fixed this!
The hackers can no longer get to us!
And then five hours later, it's all done.
So all of these antivirus companies are trying to get the positive, you know, like, look at how great we are.
dan friesen
The press of, like, we fixed this is actually antithetical to their goals.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
You got it.
They continue to go on.
And there's a bunch of really kind of interesting little details here.
Aaron Tantleff, a Chicago cybersecurity attorney, he consulted with 10 companies attacked by Darkseid.
He said that Darkseid's representatives were shrewd bargainers.
If a victim said it couldn't afford the ransom because of the pandemic...
Darkseid was ready with data showing that the company's revenue was up.
Like, they had all of this shit.
They were ready.
This was a Fortune 500...
dan friesen
Hacker?
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
Look, I'd like to refer you to the accounting wing of our hacker collective.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and not only that, but they have this, like, halfway...
We're only attacking corporations that we know can...
dan friesen
Robin Hood kind of thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that kind of thing.
And, yeah, they even...
Actually, we do know how much COVID has impacted your bottom line, and we have adjusted our ransom accordingly.
So, even if you don't want to pay the ransom, it's like, goddammit, they make a lot of sense.
dan friesen
Listen, we're not heartless.
We're hackers.
We're not heartless.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so what wound up happening is Darkseid just...
Blew them away, because Bitdefender is very, very stupid.
And they're going to continue doing it.
It's just how it goes.
And all of this, they're talking about, like, oh, it's a conspiracy, are these rogue actors or anything?
If you look into it, you'll see that this is a hugely sophisticated operation with people who are incredibly successful at all of this.
dan friesen
And it's kind of an inevitability of, like, digital progression.
Exactly.
There is more stuff that is online and digital.
There will be the highwaymen of the online space.
Of course.
It's just exactly what you would expect to grow and get more sophisticated as...
People who would rob stagecoaches turned into...
jordan holmes
People who robbed trains!
dan friesen
Yeah, and then it would turn into a mafia.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Things get more sophisticated and more organized.
It makes sense that the inevitability would be something like this.
jordan holmes
Totally.
And instead they just...
They're so boring!
It's so much more boring their bad conspiracy theories than what is a real conspiracy!
dan friesen
Yeah, I feel like this is the exact same thing that we talked about with that guy in the IRA.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You know, the reality of it is fascinating, and it is a really interesting piece of how history and human interaction works.
jordan holmes
Yeah, totally.
dan friesen
And instead, you're turning this into a conspiracy that's actually more boring than the actual real world.
jordan holmes
You're trying to fit it into your large conspiracy theory.
Where it doesn't belong.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Just be interested.
Just be curious.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That kind of thing.
It's just not hard.
dan friesen
You don't have to distrust everything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
So, real soon we're going to get into space, but this one, I just have to...
This is just silly.
richard syrett
St. Michael asks...
Joseph, what about the Apollo...
Oh, he wants to go secret space program, I guess, here, or something related to maybe the lunar landing hoax.
Joseph, what about the Apollo 12 ascent stage experiment crashing into the lunar surface and it rang like a bell for a long period of time?
Well, I don't know that it rang.
jordan holmes
See, I accidentally cut it off just a little bit early, but he is saying...
He got a question from the audience.
dan friesen
St. Michael.
jordan holmes
St. Michael.
He's asking Joseph, hey, how is this possible?
And as Richard is asking the question, he's like, they say it rang like a bell.
And he's like, well, that sounds silly.
dan friesen
It didn't.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So would you like to answer the question that I have just negated?
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And here is the answer.
richard syrett
Anyway, Joseph, any thoughts on the Apollo 12 ascent stage experiment?
joseph farrell
That individual is actually citing the language of the scientists that reported on that experiment.
That was their word.
dan friesen
Hello, I'm a scientist.
It rang like a bell.
jordan holmes
Excuse me, Mr. Surrett.
It did ring like a goddamn bell, okay?
Immediate response is just, no.
It rang like a bell.
dan friesen
That's literal verbatim from the scientific literature.
jordan holmes
Despite being physically impossible in the world we inhabit, it fucking happened.
dan friesen
You mean in space?
jordan holmes
Yes.
Yeah, in the universe we inhabit.
Apologize.
So, then we have introduced space, and this is where...
dan friesen
Wait, wait, wait.
jordan holmes
Do what?
dan friesen
What is the conspiracy here?
That the moon is hollow?
jordan holmes
You're about to find out.
dan friesen
Is that the thrust of it ringing like a bell?
Because there would be sound vibrations if it was hollow, but then it would also have to have an opening.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
So it's sort of hollow earth, but the moon?
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So the moon is a base.
Okay, I'm putting the pieces together.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Here, I'm going to spitball.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The Nazis are inside the moon.
jordan holmes
Okay.
You're not far off.
In fact, you're terrifyingly close.
dan friesen
This is basically the movie Iron Sky.
jordan holmes
He's almost all like a movie guy.
dan friesen
Love it.
joseph farrell
I think in the early 70s, I don't remember exactly when it was, but Sputnik Magazine, the old Soviet periodical, published a set of articles by some Soviet scientists that...
I actually had the thesis that the moon was a big, huge artificial spaceship because it was impossible to explain the physics of how it got there doing what it's doing on any of the natural models for its existence.
The capture model, the fission from Earth model, and so on and so forth.
So I give some credence to those stories and even to that theory because it's like...
Isaac Newton said about the moon, the moon's the only thing that gives me a headache because he didn't really have a good way of explaining how it got there doing what it's doing.
dan friesen
I mean, the guy quoted Sputnik.
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Sputnik magazine from the 70s or 80s.
Some Russian scientist speculated that maybe the moon is a spaceship.
Fifty years later, Joseph P. Pharrell thinks that that's probably true.
dan friesen
My friend, have you considered that...
Cheese.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It is that...
That's the type of thing that we're dealing with.
And you are absolutely right.
There are Nazis up there.
dan friesen
I mean, I feel like, you know, in the 70s, if it's the late 70s, this might have been after a particular Death Star showed up in movies.
Looked sort of like the moon.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
That's not a moon, Dan.
It's a space station.
dan friesen
They're really biding their time with doing anything with it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, 70s and 80s.
You don't know what it's for just yet.
dan friesen
At least the second Death Star was like...
Under construction.
And that made sense for like why it wasn't doing much.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
You would think if the moon was like a space, like Stacia would have blown up a planet by now or done something.
jordan holmes
I do like the idea that instead of whenever in Star Wars they're like, it's fully operational.
Instead they're like, listen.
We're going to have to hang out here for about 50, 60 years.
And then we'll get to them, I swear to God.
Right there.
dan friesen
Don't fucking move.
jordan holmes
Don't move.
dan friesen
Because people will notice.
jordan holmes
Otherwise they'll think...
dan friesen
Don't leave the moon.
jordan holmes
Not just that, but you also...
dan friesen
They would need to have, like, MREs, too.
Like, they'd need to have so much food inside the moon.
jordan holmes
Sure, but not just that.
You have to then say that the moon has...
Always been a space station.
dan friesen
Right.
Someone had to have created it.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
dan friesen
Someone had to have built it.
jordan holmes
Pre-Earth, because everybody is...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Definitely.
And there needs to be some kind of a biome inside that has...
jordan holmes
Something.
dan friesen
There's no light source, so you can't have plants having photosynthesis.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I don't know how you would keep animals alive.
That seems like it would be prohibitive.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
On the moon?
Or in the moon?
dan friesen
I guess you could have like an elaborate fungus kind of economy.
jordan holmes
That's true.
It could be like a lost world scenario where you go in the moon and it turns out that there's actually brush and a beautiful verdant tropical island there.
dan friesen
I think you would still need something to give energy to that.
That flora and fauna.
jordan holmes
Atlantis.
And...
dan friesen
Fine.
jordan holmes
Oh, and also Atlantis is always in play.
dan friesen
Oh, also magic.
jordan holmes
Atlantis is in play.
dan friesen
Thank God.
jordan holmes
So we're at the midpoint.
They just started talking about space.
And now I'm just...
I love this clip.
I just love this.
richard syrett
Hey, thanks for inviting me into your home.
Long haul truck, RV, camper, taxi.
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Hello to everyone listening in on our flagship station, AM 740, 96.7 FM, Zuma Radio, here in Toronto.
And hiya to those of you two.
jordan holmes
I just love it.
It just reminds me so much of Casey Kasem.
It's just so much Casey Kasem.
I just love it.
dan friesen
Let me describe a Norman Rockwell painting and give a shout out to the only station I'm on.
jordan holmes
There's something about that that just reminds me of literally a long road trip in the middle of the night listening to some terrible radio station and you hear that and you're like, yeah, that's what radio's about.
dan friesen
Yeah, you were saying this guy's one of the junior varsity guys on Coast to Coast.
jordan holmes
It shows.
dan friesen
It smells like that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Totally.
So, the reason that I wanted to do space is aliens are obviously in the news these days.
dan friesen
And we don't get enough of it these days on the podcast.
jordan holmes
No, we just don't.
And then this guy's obsessed with Nazis, so why not put them both together?
Now, how might you think that...
Because this is one question that I was interested in, especially, is...
Everybody normal now, everybody who was not a space weirdo before, is now like, holy shit, government's saying there's aliens or something going on here.
How is the UFO community taking this?
dan friesen
False flag.
jordan holmes
And the fact that the government stole UFO from them and changed it out of nowhere just because they didn't want them to look stupid.
dan friesen
It's fake.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Right?
jordan holmes
So let's see.
dan friesen
Okay.
richard syrett
We have this technology now, and maybe...
That might explain the Tic Tac UFO videos, even though the Pentagon is saying they're not ours, they're not ours.
Well, maybe that kind of blows that out of the water.
joseph farrell
Well, the Tic Tac videos and all of this stuff, you can go look up patents online for triangular-shaped vehicles that use some form of field propulsion.
What bothers me about all of this is not so much that the technology apparently does exist.
What bothers me is the constant rush to attribute it to ET.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, that's a thought.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
The guy who just told us that the moon was a...
Fucking spaceship.
dan friesen
Well, it rang like a bell.
jordan holmes
That the Pyramid of Giza is actually a Death Star.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That the Nazis are just fucking everywhere, cloning people and all this stuff.
He's telling you people are rushing to judgment on this E.T. stuff.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You can't tell that.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
He's being real dismissive of this.
And I will admit, if this is one of those situations, too, where I've looked into it...
And these, the original UFO folks, are now debunking the government's videos.
dan friesen
Right.
Because it doesn't work for the stories that they, the folklore of.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
But in this situation, they're doing a good job.
The government's videos can very easily be explained.
And it's kind of disappointing whenever you look into the simplicity of their explanations and you're like, oh shit.
What a surprise!
Human error and machine error.
That's never happened in the military before.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, like a lot of headlines and excitement, you can get ahead of yourself a little bit.
And that's something that I actually think is really fascinating, is that a lot of these communities are capable...
Of decent critical thinking.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
It's just misdirected.
jordan holmes
If you're attacking their bullshit, they will apply very rigorous and solid critical thinking skills to your bullshit.
dan friesen
They can.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's just not usually...
Done.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
It is very much never done.
dan friesen
That's why when I hear that clip, it's like, okay, people are really eager to attribute this to aliens.
It's like, yes, they are.
jordan holmes
Yes!
I agree with you.
dan friesen
I don't disagree with that statement.
jordan holmes
But not coming from you.
dan friesen
Exactly.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
And he is getting a little bit salty these days about his UFO information.
joseph farrell
The idea that this was a vehicle reconstructed on the basis of what they had recovered from crashed and recovered UFO vehicles, that to me could be a cover story for what they're really up to.
In other words, this might be wholly a human product.
I don't know, but I'm increasingly skeptical, Richard, about...
The ET narrative, particularly from governments that have been willing to lie to our faces about, you know, masks and vaccines and so on and so forth.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
He thinks everybody's stupid.
dan friesen
What if it's an actual Tic Tac?
What if it's just...
jordan holmes
Buzz marketing?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Do you think it's like that time Aqua Teen Hunger Force put...
Pictures up places and then they got bomb threats from it or whatever.
dan friesen
Tic Tac's been biding their time.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Saving up their ad resume.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
There's a secret program to give Tic Tac the power to create extraterrestrial vehicles.
dan friesen
I believe it.
jordan holmes
I don't think that's terribly wrong.
But yeah, everything that you think is wrong.
Everything that they think is wrong.
And if you know something, you're wrong about it, and here's why.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
And now he's starting to get a little bit possessive as well.
richard syrett
Are you thinking that the technology exists and that these are made in the good old USA, or did this technology find its way into the hands of our adversaries, Russia, China?
joseph farrell
Well, I think a lot of it, I go back to what I've been writing about in my Nazi series of books.
I wrote a book a few years ago that ufology loves to ignore.
It's called Roswell and the Reich, and it's about the Roswell incident.
dan friesen
I pray that I never do anything that the UFO community loves to ignore.
I pray, I pray that that is not a fate that I have of my career, where I'm pissed off that the UFO community ignores my book.
jordan holmes
It's very strange that the UFO community is not also willing to toss the Nazis in with the Roswell circumstances.
dan friesen
Some of them do, though.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
I feel like this guy's being a little bit, I don't know, salty, like you said.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, like...
That is a conspiracy that I've heard before.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
It's not something that's verboten in conspiracy and space communities.
jordan holmes
I have read a little bit of his book, though.
dan friesen
They made a movie called Iron Sky.
jordan holmes
I've read a little bit of that book.
Not Iron Sky.
The novelization of the movie Iron Sky.
No, it's just...
Nobody reads my books.
That's kind of where it's...
dan friesen
I relate.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no!
dan friesen
I have professional misgivings about more people could listen or...
jordan holmes
The ufology community as well?
Oh, no?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No, you would prefer...
dan friesen
Just generally, I think anybody who creates things, we could have a wider audience.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I feel like that's what he's saying.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but he's more saying they don't respect me.
dan friesen
So on and so forth.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
I just love...
This is kind of fun for me.
Just because everything's obviously a false flag.
Nazis obviously had E.T. Giza Pyramid is a death star.
All of this stuff is true simultaneously.
But somehow, these guys don't take it to a mean place.
Like, even for all their COVID denialism, which is inherently mean and cruel.
It's not like they're not the type of person that I'm used to hearing talk about this where they almost relish the inflicting of cruelty or the expression of cruelty.
dan friesen
Right.
For someone like Alex, it's less about the point and it's more about getting to yell at somebody about how they're wearing a mask.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I think that is kind of a feature of a lot of the stuff that we see.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
dan friesen
And for him, you don't think it's...
jordan holmes
It's not malicious.
He strikes me more as almost a hoarder of Nazi bullshit.
Like, instead of somebody collecting Beanie Babies, he's collected lore and he's just hoarded it.
And so, I don't know how much of it is anything about how he feels or thinks or even has, like...
Prescriptions or what we should do.
I don't think he takes any of his, like, here's what we should do seriously.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
All he's really interested in is hoarding all of this information.
None of it is true, but he's so hoarded it over the, you know, it's just like he did with when he was a theologian.
He hoarded all of this biblical knowledge, all of this history, and tightened it down.
dan friesen
He wants to be the dungeon master of Nazi space.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
He wants everybody to kiss the ring because he's hoarded the most knowledge.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's the way that he operates.
And so, yeah, in this situation, it's just ridiculous.
richard syrett
All right, let's see.
Oh, You Betcha.
You Betcha asks, Joseph, how do you compare COVID vaccine passports compared to the longstanding requirement to have your kids get a vaccine to go to school or vaccines for yellow fever to travel?
Which is an interesting point.
So, you know, in other words, why are we getting all upset about and worked up about vaccine passports?
jordan holmes
Right?
That's a good question.
That's a really good question.
I got excited when I heard that question because That would be a moment, if that shows up on Infowars, where Alex is like, I'm sorry, we gotta let you go!
And hangs up real quick, because it's a very solid question.
dan friesen
Yeah, I honestly was listening to it, and I got lost, because it bored me.
jordan holmes
Well, it's not great.
dan friesen
Yeah.
No, it's just like, that's an...
Alright.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so I was thinking, this is great, because it's a reasonable question, so the only way out of it is you gotta take a big swing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You know, I got really excited.
dan friesen
You gotta hit hard.
jordan holmes
I got hit hard.
joseph farrell
I simply don't buy the universality of vaccines.
I grew up, as many people in the United States did, in a state where this was not a requirement.
In fact, the only vaccine I've ever had in my life is the polio vaccine, the Sabin vaccine when I was very young.
I've not had any vaccine ever since that.
So it's not an entirely universal experience.
dan friesen
Huh.
jordan holmes
Nope, no big swing at all.
He just says, I grew up and I didn't have to get vaccines.
dan friesen
Except for the polio one.
jordan holmes
Except for the polio one.
Now, why are we not talking about how the polio vaccine is also evil?
Let's not worry about it.
He's already had it.
He was a kid.
We're not going to deal with that.
Sure, that does beg the question, are some vaccines good?
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
But we're not going to deal with that.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Isn't that a real?
I was so disappointed.
I was so disappointed because his answer is just basically like, well, maybe if I had grown up in that culture, I would understand what you're saying.
But since I didn't, I don't care.
I wanted Nazis to be behind it.
dan friesen
Yeah, it is a little bit of a swing and a miss.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's a real bummer.
It's a real bummer.
dan friesen
That is the interview with the conspiracy theorist equivalent of stepping on a banana peel.
jordan holmes
Yeah, somebody should have...
I've thrown a pie in his face immediately following that.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Put a little comedy in there.
Come on, guys.
So now we get to some of the things that Pharrell is writing.
So he also has a blog, and he posts stuff all there.
dan friesen
Have you looked at his blog?
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
I've read a lot of it.
dan friesen
Does he have any posts about how no one ever really dies?
jordan holmes
I don't think he has posts about how no one ever really dies, but...
dan friesen
You know N-E-R-D, the group that Pharrell was in?
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Sorry.
jordan holmes
Oh my god.
dan friesen
Sorry.
jordan holmes
You're killing me.
I'm trying to do this.
I'm not great at running a show and dealing with references.
dan friesen
This is what I have to put up with from you quite regularly.
jordan holmes
I recognize that, and you've done it several hundred times.
True.
So yeah, they talk about one of the things that Joseph has written.
richard syrett
You posted a blog.
I'm not sure how long ago, it wasn't too long ago, discussing some rather interesting formations that you've spotted on Mars.
First, there was some discussion about some ice formations on the planet, and that led you to look a little further, and what did you spy?
dan friesen
Wait, wait, wait, you buried the lead.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You didn't tell me this guy maybe has a telescope.
jordan holmes
Oh, he does.
dan friesen
Because that's enough to get him on Project Camelot.
jordan holmes
Unfortunately, he does not have a telescope.
He is talking about pictures posted from 2001 by the Mars Odyssey spacecraft.
And Richard sets this up.
As though this is a very important article.
And Joseph's response, we're not going to listen to because it's eight minutes long and all he's really saying is nothing.
He's saying stuff like, hey, it looks like it could be.
Let me read you the captions.
So the pictures that Richard is talking about, saying this article is very good.
Let me read you the captions on these pictures.
Quote.
When I look at this with my layman's eyes, I'm not seeing much about Antarctic ice flows and a whole lot of weird stuff that borders on things that look like nearly perfect circular whatchamacallits.
dan friesen
Huh.
jordan holmes
Good.
You think that's good stuff?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I mean, look, the scientist said that the moon rang like a bell.
jordan holmes
True.
dan friesen
And so this seems like scientific language to me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
The doodads and whatchamacallits.
jordan holmes
Well, it goes on.
Quote.
And then there are lots of odd little bumpy things, often neatly arranged in rectangles, triangles, and so on.
And then finally we have lots and lots and lots of rectilinear and structural looking things.
dan friesen
As somebody who spends a fair amount of time reading things in journals...
I'm used to things being described as bumpy little things.
jordan holmes
Bumpy little things?
Whatchamacallits?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay, so we're gonna have to cut your chest open, and we're gonna perform some surgery on your...
Who's it?
And then we'll take the whatsa and put it in your...
And then you'll be good.
dan friesen
You fell off this high place, and the problem is that really hard thing inside your arm...
It's got a crick in it.
jordan holmes
It's got a crick.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You got a crick in your heart thing.
dan friesen
See, all I hear is an unfamiliarity with scholarly writing on your part.
An unfamiliarity with research.
Wow, I mean, that does not sound very serious.
jordan holmes
It doesn't sound like somebody should bring it up in an interview and be like, now you just wrote this interesting thing.
dan friesen
I mean, you have an uphill battle whenever you're starting an interview and being like, you wrote a blog.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That alone is a tough sell.
unidentified
And then when the blog is whatchamacallits.
jordan holmes
Whatchamacallits.
dan friesen
That's not great.
jordan holmes
Now, I'm assuming you're asking, how is it that they can pay for these whatchamacallits bumpy things and structural looking things?
They...
The Mr. Global Annoyed, as I think he likes to, instead of saying globalist, he likes to Dennis Miller it up with Mr. Global Annoyed or whatever.
dan friesen
You gotta avoid the Global Annoyed.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
There we go, that one I caught.
So yeah, so now we're gonna talk about how everybody pays for it.
richard syrett
We were talking about Mars and a little bit about the Secret Space Program.
You mentioned Catherine Austin-Fitz earlier and the missing trillions, something like $21 trillion missing from the U.S. government.
So is it your belief that much of this money is being funneled into the Secret Space Program for, what, the construction of deep space platforms and so forth?
dan friesen
I know Catherine Austin Fitz.
jordan holmes
Oh, do you?
dan friesen
Well, not personally.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
Yeah, she comes up in various places.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, she's a former HUD official in the W administration, and then when she left, she created a brokerage firm, and she started doing business with, you guessed it, the HUD.
Now...
What was going on is while she was doing the accounting for these contracts with the HUD and the Pentagon and that kind of stuff, stuff didn't look right.
It didn't look right at all.
Things are going wrong.
And so Joseph is going to tell us what it is she found.
joseph farrell
So if we go back to, let's say, the bailouts in 2008, they pumped an enormous amount of money into the system.
Or did they?
unidentified
Ooh!
dan friesen
I like that.
unidentified
Yeah!
jordan holmes
Well, they...
dan friesen
So the bailouts were for, like, upgrades to the moon.
jordan holmes
Basically.
Now, his theory, I guess, is that if the bailouts happened, then inflation should have skyrocketed.
Which...
Okay.
That doesn't exactly work, but that's fine.
What he is completely ignoring is that the 21 trillion that we're talking about is not missing in the sense that it's like it was taken away and now it could be anywhere.
dan friesen
Right, right.
jordan holmes
It's missing in the sense that the Pentagon...
By design, does not keep track of where it spends money.
It doesn't keep track of it.
You can't audit it.
Nothing happens.
They've tried to have so many accountants go in and just give it a shot.
And you can't do it by design because if you know exactly how much money you're spending, you might get less.
dan friesen
Well, there's that.
And then also, I would assume that there's probably some kind of national security reasons why you wouldn't want that information being somewhere where people could Possibly get a hold of it.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, that kind of thing.
dan friesen
I would assume that maybe there's some of that.
jordan holmes
Right, but even then you would have a budget and they do not.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
They just have money and then they spend it.
So even whenever they're talking about passing a military budget...
It's just there.
And they spend money, and if they spend more than that budget, the government's still going to pay for it.
Nobody cares.
dan friesen
Right, right.
That sort of missing money is the same kind of thing that people talk about with like...
There's this unfunded social security.
jordan holmes
Totally, totally.
dan friesen
It's the same misunderstanding.
It's not unfunded.
It's just the money isn't there yet because it's future.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
People paying into it will pay for it in the future.
It's the same sort of semantical trick that people use to try and argue against any kind of government spending.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Although in this case...
Maybe there's more to it.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
Everybody who has looked into it, everybody who has looked into the Pentagon budget has, like, immediately...
Like, they open their computer, they look at one line, and they raise a red flag up into the fucking sky and shoot flares, and they're like, this is not good!
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
This is a problem!
dan friesen
It's a misunderstanding based on, like, the way it's being described.
Yes.
But it's an actual...
This is a problem for a different reason.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You got it.
Now, Joseph has a different theory than that.
joseph farrell
So, I've actually speculated that somehow this money may actually be going off-world.
dan friesen
Yeah.
joseph farrell
How?
I don't know.
dan friesen
Sure.
Sure.
I'm in.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I just love that.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I just love that.
He does not go...
This is the one time that he really doesn't go on further.
dan friesen
Cool.
jordan holmes
Here's his response.
Well, I think it's probably off-world, and I don't know how it got there.
dan friesen
Now, I should say, I don't know the mechanics of this.
I got no idea.
jordan holmes
Right?
dan friesen
I'm not even going to give you a guess.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
But I will say that I'm just speculating.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
unidentified
He's literally just saying, yeah, I don't know, it's probably off-world.
jordan holmes
Might be in that empty moon up there.
dan friesen
I would love to be the guy doing this interview, because my response would be like, oh, you're speculating.
Cool.
jordan holmes
Oh?
Oh, are you?
Oh.
Interesting.
dan friesen
I'm speculating that money stayed on world.
Now what?
We have reached an impasse.
jordan holmes
We must agree to disagree.
Yeah, I mean, it's just that so often.
So what he always does.
dan friesen
What is money in space?
jordan holmes
Moon rocks.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
It doesn't mean anything.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Intergalactic treaties recognize money.
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
Yeah, fine.
Otherwise, how could we do business with the ET if they don't recognize our currency?
dan friesen
I would suggest we don't, but please go on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and so that's exactly what Joseph does.
With everything.
dan friesen
Speculate?
jordan holmes
Yes.
The only difference between that clip and what he normally does is the tricks he uses of being like, I'm gonna flood you with names, I'm gonna flood you with information, because he's an incredibly knowledgeable guy.
He's hoarded all of this information.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So he hits you with so much references all the time that people skip over the fact that most of his responses to questions are essentially...
I'm speculating here.
I don't know anything.
dan friesen
I might be making this up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, totally.
And it's just mind-boggling how popular this guy really is.
It's nuts.
Because he's boring and he doesn't have anything to say.
dan friesen
It doesn't seem like it.
jordan holmes
And then this is the...
I believe this is the last clip because I just couldn't do this after this.
richard syrett
One of your blogs, recent blogs on GizaDeathStar.com.
Whoa, how do you get that?
And as you point out, it's a wild article that I guess someone shared with you.
And it has to do with these scientists who have discovered that the heart and brain can respond to future events, obviously, before they happen.
Tell me more.
joseph farrell
Well, I find that very interesting because it seems to present a physiological case that the structure of the brain and the heart, and they're very, very similar, somehow represent or mirror the fabric of the universe.
And the reason I find that very interesting is you can go online and look at pictures of galactic clusters and what they think are the...
Plasma strands that connect them and then compare those pictures to actual neural mapping of neurons in the brain, and they're remarkably similar.
dan friesen
You ever see a fractal man?
jordan holmes
Yeah!
That's what I was...
I was listening to that just going...
Supposedly...
I'm supposed to take you as an authority on this.
And you're telling me your response to precognition possibility is to say, look at the pictures of the stars and people.
Very similar.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe we're a little...
Little bugs inside a brain.
Yeah.
Like the universe brain.
jordan holmes
The universe is a big brain.
dan friesen
Yeah, and it's just another person or something.
jordan holmes
Fine, man, but come on.
Come on.
You're supposed to be the expert in this shit, and you cannot come at me with, you know, they look alike.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
It's so disappointing to me, and I just can't handle it.
I couldn't handle it past that point.
I was like, I've heard too many times you just go...
Oh, it looks like a whatchamacallit, and then be done with your evidence.
dan friesen
When I tilt my head up, I see the whatchamacallit, and it looks like the doodad.
jordan holmes
Yeah, so precognition is probably true, or not, or whatever.
It doesn't mean anything.
And he just keeps getting listened to as though he's an authority, wearing his dumb Indiana Jones hat, smoking his Cruella DeVille cigarette, and he's not even smoking!
And so on and so forth.
dan friesen
I feel like you shouldn't be mad at the hat and the affectations.
Those are kind of charming.
jordan holmes
Do you think that's why he keeps getting invited?
dan friesen
Probably.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say so.
dan friesen
I might talk to him.
I might be tricked.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, he's not interesting enough to trick you.
I don't think you'll need to worry too much about that.
dan friesen
Oh, shocking that he has not been on Project Camelot.
jordan holmes
I don't think he has...
unidentified
Well...
jordan holmes
He was interviewed by not Carrie.
dan friesen
Oh, by Bill Ryan?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
I remember seeing that.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
And so I was going to talk about that one.
dan friesen
Bill is less fun.
jordan holmes
He's much less fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
That was not good.
It was done in a weird hotel room that looked like a Motel 6. Yeah, that was their early aesthetic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that is Joseph P. Farrell.
The possible doctor, definite shitbag, and mediocre writer.
dan friesen
Nazis did not factor into this as much as I expected.
jordan holmes
No, the problem with the Nazis is that that is his, I guess, mid-period work.
Now he's more into banks are killing everybody.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
It was about 10-15 years ago that he was all into Nazis, all talking Nazis all the time.
dan friesen
Before the era of podcasts and a lot of available audio.
jordan holmes
Sorry there wasn't more Nazi talk.
dan friesen
It was teased, but you know what?
We never need more Nazis.
jordan holmes
I mean, he grew up next to Nazis, so we could probably ask them.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I bet they've got a lot of Nazi content.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Well, this was interesting, Jordan.
unidentified
Yeah!
jordan holmes
I thought it was fairly interesting, I thought he was an interesting guy, and I thought we should talk about him.
dan friesen
Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
jordan holmes
I will.
dan friesen
You will?
So we'll be back, I guess.
jordan holmes
I think we will.
But until then, I'm pretty sure we have a website.
dan friesen
Yes, it's knowledgefight.com.
jordan holmes
I thought we might have been on Twitter at one point.
And I think if you wanted to...
unidentified
You got it.
jordan holmes
And as always, I am neither Neo...
Leo, DZXClark, or Dan Friesen at all.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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