Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how last week ended on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex discovers another bombshell that turns out to be a dud, a bunch of stunt lawsuits are announced, Alex gives humanity a 10% chance of avoiding the rise of Lord Humungus.
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| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
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Dan and George. | |
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| I need, I need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding us. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Hey, everybody! | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes. | ||
| Worship Celine. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| We're going to struggle with this for a while. | ||
| Talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| We should have added this earlier on, maybe in our 300th episode, and then we'd be practiced by now. | ||
| I just need to also be more mindful of it. | ||
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True, true. | |
| When I'm starting the episode, just remember, novelty beverages out, cult of Celine in. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I mean, when you're starting any religion, you want to be more mindful. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think that's the point. | ||
| There needs to be some intention to it, which I'm failing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, that would be our religion. | ||
| Hey, came back to life. | ||
| Who gives a shit? | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Live your own way. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Jordan, how are you doing? | ||
| I'm doing well, Dan. | ||
| I have a quick question for you. | ||
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Sure. | |
| What is your bright spot today? | ||
| My bright spot today is actually, I think... | ||
| Okay, so you know how, like, in school, you'd be like, when am I ever going to need to use this? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| You talk about, like, math or anything? | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| I sometimes feel that way about this podcast. | ||
| Like, I learned stuff and I'm like, what am I ever gonna need to do this? | ||
| Fair, fair. | ||
| I spend a lot of time learning things that will never, ever come up in anyone's daily life. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I think you're gonna have a lot of natural-sounding conversations that just end up in this information. | ||
| I had a moment where it actually came into play. | ||
| Oh, shit! | ||
| And it felt really good. | ||
| Okay, what happened? | ||
| So I was taking a Lyft ride from coming home, and the guy, it was a very nice conversation, nothing against this guy. | ||
| Sure, sure, sure, sure. | ||
| But we were talking about some of the difficulties of the COVID year and all this, and the conversation veered into talking about public debt and the deficit. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And so this guy was saying that... | ||
| The Fed was started by three senators. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Nothing that hyper-specific. | ||
| Not there. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Just that China owns half our debt. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| And without even missing a beat, I was like, that's not true. | ||
| And he's like, yeah, they own a lot. | ||
| I'm like, they own a bit, but not nearly that much. | ||
| I've looked into this. | ||
| It's mostly stuff we owe ourselves. | ||
| Listen, sir, sir. | ||
| I am one of the few people who, when you hear I've looked into this, you fucking listen. | ||
| Yeah, it's like, the China owns a little bit. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Lift right over. | ||
| And you jumped out the window. | ||
| Guy was very nice, and I didn't, like, want to shame him or be a dick about it or anything. | ||
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No, of course not. | |
| But it was a rare occasion where I was like, ha-ha-ha. | ||
| Not gonna back down on this one. | ||
| This is the hill I die on. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So how about you? | ||
| What's your bright spot? | ||
| My bright spot, Dan? | ||
| I went to my first Cubs game in two years, Dan. | ||
| Why was that? | ||
| Why was what, Dan? | ||
| Don't make me do this. | ||
| Happy birthday, Jordan. | ||
| Thanks, Dan. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| It was your birthday this weekend. | ||
| It was my birthday this weekend. | ||
| Happy birthday. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I went to the game. | ||
| It was fantastic. | ||
| I have a very fun story that is going to sound self-aggrandizing at first, but it is very much not about that. | ||
| Frank Rizzo said you had the best arm. | ||
| If only. | ||
| If only, Dan. | ||
| Is that his first name? | ||
| No, it's Anthony Rizzo. | ||
| Who's Frank Rizzo? | ||
| Frank Rizzo is a guy. | ||
| Who is Frank Rizzo? | ||
| The character or something? | ||
| Yeah, I think so. | ||
| Anyway, keep going. | ||
| Yeah, anyways. | ||
| There was this... | ||
| Everybody was socially distanced in the park. | ||
| It was good stuff. | ||
| And a row behind us, about ten seats away, there was this dude who showed up wearing a goddamn t-shirt. | ||
| It was a nice day, but... | ||
| At Wrigley... | ||
| Whatever it is outside, it is 20 degrees lower than that inside, you know, on the thing. | ||
| So this guy is absolutely freezing. | ||
| And then the sun goes behind the clouds, and everybody is freezing. | ||
| Everybody is curled up. | ||
| And I keep turning and looking back at this fucking guy with his bare sleeves. | ||
| Like, I'm losing my arm. | ||
| I'm losing my mind, right? | ||
| So I have to go. | ||
| Like, I can't do this anymore. | ||
| So I go and I buy him a fucking blanket. | ||
| I have to. | ||
| You know, like, this is not me being... | ||
| This is me like, I can't watch this fucking game unless you do something. | ||
| So it's either you get a blanket or I ask them to make you leave. | ||
| Those are your options. | ||
| Blanket it is. | ||
| It's not a self-aggrandizing story at all. | ||
| You gotta buy him a Snuggie. | ||
| That's basically what it was. | ||
| So it turns out Frank Rizzo was the racist mayor of Philadelphia. | ||
| He was a notorious... | ||
| That's why I remember... | ||
| Yeah, he's a piece of shit. | ||
| Yeah, I'm looking at his Wikipedia page here. | ||
| And as mayor, Rizzo was a strong opponent of desegregation in Philadelphia schools and prevented the construction of public housing in majority white neighborhoods. | ||
| While running for a third term, Rizzo urged supporters to, quote, vote white. | ||
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Whoa. | |
| You know, I think that says a lot about us that the first Rizzo's that come to mind are, in your situation, anti-communist nightmares. | ||
| And in mine, baseball. | ||
| Well, also Ratzo Rizzo. | ||
| Wasn't he a Muppet? | ||
| Ratzo was great. | ||
| Anyway, Jordan, today we have a prison day episode to go over. | ||
| We're going to be talking about... | ||
| Our last episode was May 7th, 2003. | ||
| Now today, we're going to be talking about May 6th and 7th, 2021. | ||
| Blackjack. | ||
| I think we both stopped for a second to see if the other would do it first. | ||
| What is wrong with us? | ||
| Why can't we do our own bits? | ||
| Well, that's like when you get to the door at the same time as somebody. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| Who's holding the door for who? | ||
| It was like I was letting you go. | ||
| Excuse me, sir, after you. | ||
| This is interesting. | ||
| It's a fun stretch of time, and I'm excited to get into it. | ||
| But before we do, Jordan, we've got a Wonk and a Technocrat to give a shout-out to. | ||
| First, Wonk, thank you so much. | ||
| Marnix, you are now a policy wonk. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
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Thank you, Marnix. | |
| Thank you, Marnix. | ||
| And technocrat Dirk Gently's. | ||
| Why are you pimp so good? | ||
| My neck is freakishly large. | ||
| I declare... | ||
| Infowar on you. | ||
| Dirk Gently's cat would also like to say happy birthday to Will S. Ooh, happy birthday, Will S. So, Dirk, you might notice there's a few, only a few policy ones. | ||
| It's a bit shorter. | ||
| Yeah, and that's because in honor of your birthday. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| We have some birthday shout-outs. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We're doing May all at once. | ||
| Not all of May, but it turns out there's a cluster right around here that I think it's because of you. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| So, Stephen. | ||
| Happy birthday from Keith. | ||
| That was over the weekend. | ||
| On the 9th. | ||
| All right. | ||
| The 9th. | ||
| Happy birthday. | ||
| Day after your birthday. | ||
| Sunday. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Mother's Day. | ||
| Don't give people detailed information. | ||
| My passwords aren't that strong. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Might want to rethink those. | ||
| So, also, Corinna. | ||
| Happy birthday. | ||
| That's coming up on the 11th. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| So, coming up in the middle of this week. | ||
| Happy birthday, Corinna. | ||
| And Tom from his brother, Megaron. | ||
| He's just ten rons put together into one giant ron. | ||
| Is that how it works with the queen's measurements? | ||
| Do you mean like he's ten stone? | ||
| Metric? | ||
| Couldn't come up with the word metric? | ||
| I was going to go with Power Rangers. | ||
| He's a Megazord. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And that is also on the 11th. | ||
| Happy birthday, Tom from Megaron. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Also, we have something that I missed in the mailbag last time we got together. | ||
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All right. | |
| So, yep. | ||
| So this was something that I actually had on the list that I was going to bring up last time, but I had forgotten the note in the other room. | ||
| And this note is too good not to share with the world. | ||
| Dear Dan and Jordan, the Society for the Preservation of Raptor Royalty have determined that I am no longer fit to be a regent for this raptor princess as I have been traveling and moving too much to keep her safe. | ||
| Dan, I hope she doesn't eat your chocolate. | ||
| Jordan, I hope Dan doesn't eat your chocolate. | ||
| Thank you so much for your wonderful podcast and for the cool community on Facebook. | ||
| You guys help me stay sane. | ||
| Happy euphoria chocolating, I think? | ||
| Euphoric chocolating? | ||
| From Karen C. This ceramic raptor princess. | ||
| Is just the coolest thing. | ||
| I have to assume that Karen found this at a thrift store. | ||
| Something. | ||
| But it is just amazing. | ||
| It's so cool. | ||
| I'm going to post a picture of this online. | ||
| It looks like somebody made it and they were like, this is going to come in handy 20 or 30 years from now. | ||
| 20 or 30? | ||
| This looks like it's from the 20s. | ||
| It does kind of look... | ||
| Wow, that is old. | ||
| Yeah, it's gorgeous. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| Also, this was the package that came with all... | ||
| Dan, stop opening Jordan's candy. | ||
| That was the best. | ||
| There was some candy and it was like, Dan, you can't eat this candy. | ||
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There was a package that had a bunch of points. | |
| You opened it, so why don't you describe it? | ||
| That was the best part of this. | ||
| The first message, it was wrapped really, really heavily. | ||
| And the first message was like, Dan, this is Jordan's candy. | ||
| Don't eat it. | ||
| And you just gave it to me from there. | ||
| So I took it home and I started trying to unwrap it. | ||
| The record should show that I did follow. | ||
| Yes, that's important because there were further instructions as you opened it up. | ||
| Down on the paper was written like, Dan, if you've made it this far, you need to stop. | ||
| And then still further was like, Dan, you've stolen Jordan's candy at this point. | ||
| It was just guilt. | ||
| It was fantastic. | ||
| I can't imagine how ashamed I would be if I saw those notes. | ||
| If you saw the second note, that was the best part. | ||
| The best part was I was like, goddammit, if Dan had seen the second note, it would have been just... | ||
| He would have spent two days thinking about how he's the person who made it to the second note. | ||
| I feel like it's a... | ||
| A test I didn't know I had passed. | ||
| Yes, you passed it. | ||
| So that's great. | ||
| Thank you so much, Karen. | ||
| That was a really fun insult, I guess? | ||
| No, I think it was a test, and you passed it, and you're now King Arthur? | ||
| And the raptor princess will be well taken care of on our shelf of curiosities. | ||
| So, Jordan, May 6th and 7th, I should say that this is... | ||
| A little fun for me. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| There's actually... | ||
| I mean, granted, it is like I brought up, like, we're just anti-vax bullshit. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But there's a specific in this episode that allowed me to dig in a little bit, and I enjoyed that. | ||
| Excellent. | ||
| So here's an out-of-context drop from today's show. | ||
| All right, shut up, Jones! | ||
| Might be able to use that quite a bit in the future. | ||
| I would stick with that one. | ||
| So here we go. | ||
| Alex is starting out this May 6th show, and there's... | ||
| See if you can think of a children's story that comes to mind when you hear this. | ||
| The information I got before the broadcast started dovetailed with all the major research scores of top scientists and other major studies. | ||
| But when I read the study from an extremely prestigious viral research institute at the University of Texas Galveston where they do level 4 bioweapons research I was completely blown away. | ||
| And quite frankly, have trouble even being on air at this point. | ||
| This audience is millions of people. | ||
| You're incredible. | ||
| You're amazing. | ||
| But I've learned how the paradox works. | ||
| If I said I have total proof that they knew that the COVID-19 vaccines, both mRNA and virus vector delivery systems, so both the Moderna, the Pfizer mRNA, and then the AstraZeneca and J&J shots, The two different classes. | ||
| In the main literature, warns that it causes massive autoimmune response in the brain, the heart, and in the cardiovascular system, and that they recommend it not be done because it caused massive death in the lab animals. | ||
| If I had that info, which I do, and I cover it here on air, it just gets lost in the background noise. | ||
| But if I built it up and said, oh, this Saturday I'm going to do a special show, For three hours, commercial, free, everybody tune in. | ||
| We would have millions and millions of people that tuned in specifically for that information. | ||
| They would take it very seriously. | ||
| Like they were at a restaurant waiting for a big, nice plate of food to come out. | ||
| Are we writing fan fiction now? | ||
| And then they would devour it and then share it with others, mentally. | ||
| And that's basically where we are. | ||
| Also, this audience is incredibly influential. | ||
| A lot of important people listen. | ||
| But this is, at this point... | ||
| I should probably just go off here or have Owen Schroer come in and do a great job hosting and just go show this document. | ||
| That's definitely fiction. | ||
| Yeah, so I just keep hearing the boy who cried wolf here. | ||
| This is a guy who's like... | ||
| I have said that I have solved every problem too many times, and now it's just background dressing. | ||
| Can't really pull this off. | ||
| People don't get excited anymore. | ||
| Not really doing it. | ||
| And now the only way for me to escalate things is to do a show on my day off, because that makes it look like I'm serious. | ||
| I guess. | ||
| And, oh, God. | ||
| Diminishing returns. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| It's almost as if there was some sort of law that somebody wrote about diminishing returns. | ||
| Also, I don't remember if I pulled a clip of this, but later in the show. | ||
| So Alex is saying that he's going to have to come back on Saturday to cover this thing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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This mega bombshell. | |
| Because it's the only way he can get attention. | ||
| Can't not. | ||
| He does realize, ah, shit, I'm supposed to take my daughter fishing on Saturday. | ||
| So he ends up a little guy. | ||
| He's like, maybe I'll do it on Sunday. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| This man is truly the tip of the spear. | ||
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Yes. | |
| The study that Alex is referring to is from 2012, and honestly, he's messing up some details, but he's more right than he usually is here. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| Granted, this is a study about SARS, not SARS-CoV-2, but in terms of the level I'm used to him making things up, I was surprised to open this study and see this in the conclusion section. | ||
| Quote, These SARS-CoV vaccines all induced antibody and protection against infection with SARS coronavirus. | ||
| However, challenge of mice given any of the vaccines led to occurrences of Th2-type immunopathology suggesting hypersensitivity to SARS coronavirus compounds was induced. | ||
| Caution in proceeding to application of SARS coronavirus vaccine in humans is indicated. | ||
| That's pretty interesting, and on its own it sounds pretty scary, like the idea of making a coronavirus vaccine for humans is something that shouldn't be done. | ||
| But it's pretty important to recognize that this is a part of medical literature history, and that's not a static thing. | ||
| This probably doesn't need to be said, but changes have been made since 2012. | ||
| Additionally, the circumstances were different, with a worldwide outbreak happening now creating necessity, which of course is the mother of invention. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| You can find some discussion of this very study Alex is referencing in more detailed write-ups about the path that research has taken in terms of developing a coronavirus vaccine, going through SARS, MERS, and now SARS-CoV-2. | ||
| If Alex is just looking for flashy ways to smear science, he could find all sorts of studies from the past that have shown Totally. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's the title of it. | ||
| If you look for it, it's about completely different vaccines than the ones that have been developed in response to COVID. | ||
| If you just read the first few pages of the study, you see that the vaccines that were tested in this were two varieties. | ||
| They were inactivated whole virus vaccines or virus-like particle vaccines. | ||
| The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are mRNA-based vaccines, which work entirely differently than either of the types in this study, so there's no direct relevance. | ||
| between the shots and this study at all. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| The Johnson & Johnson vaccine is a viral vector vaccine, which is fairly similar to the virus-like particle approach, but with a very important distinction. | ||
| The virus-like particle vaccines in the study use the structural elements of SARS devoid of any viral genomes to trigger an immune response in people, whereas the J&J vaccine uses a non-infectious virus to create the spike protein of COVID, which then teaches our body to recognize that specific spike protein and fight it. | ||
| Right. | ||
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The point here is that this study Alex is covering is not a bombshell. | |
| It does not require coming in on Saturday, but it does have a couple of good buzzwords that jump off the page. | ||
| And if you don't pay too much attention, it can kind of look like it supports its narratives. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Alex's narratives, but it's all bullshit. | |
| Is going to be one of the things that he talks about almost exclusively. | ||
| Unreal. | ||
| And it's amazing to see how much he just makes up. | ||
| He's just making shit up. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| I mean, look. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You can tell me the challenges and the things that were wrong in 2012, right? | ||
| But if you tell me that they're the same now, how many iPhones was that ago? | ||
| What was that? | ||
| Was that the iPhone 4 years? | ||
| We're better than that now! | ||
| People were still talking about the Mayan calendar. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| Yeah, we're fine, okay? | ||
| Don't tell me that in 2012 they had trouble making a vaccine, so we should stop. | ||
| Well, there's a lot of variables that go into it and actually color the progression of the vaccine's development. | ||
| And some of that we'll discuss a little bit later, but look, dude. | ||
| Alex found out about this, and he is fucking mad. | ||
| This could save hundreds of millions, if not millions of people. | ||
| I thought it was over for humanity. | ||
| Again. | ||
| I'm unable to continue the broadcast at this point. | ||
| This is not a drama. | ||
| I just can't do it. | ||
| I was already doing too much this morning on other big subjects, and then I got blindsided by this. | ||
| I'm in a controlled rage right now, and I've got to take some time off, so that's just the way it is. | ||
| I don't even know if I'm coming back anymore. | ||
| Maybe they need to kill everybody because the public doesn't care. | ||
| Maybe you deserve to die. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It was at this point that I suspected Alex was in a bad mood about something. | ||
| Maybe something in his personal life was not exactly to his liking. | ||
| Why are so many people willing to follow somebody that publicly pouts like a whiny baby? | ||
| What are you talking about? | ||
| Maybe you all should just die. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
| Great, yes. | ||
| We want you to lead the fucking resistance. | ||
| Jordan, this isn't a drama. | ||
| No point. | ||
| Someone brought this study to his attention when he had already done so much work, and now everyone's gotta die. | ||
| I just don't remember fucking... | ||
| Che Guevara in the middle of the revolution just being like, you know what, guys? | ||
| Fine. | ||
| I just don't even... | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I just don't even care anymore. | ||
| I don't even want to lead this revolution. | ||
| I'm sick of this. | ||
| I'm sick of this. | ||
| To quote Castro, wah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So Alex wants to protest about this study, man. | ||
| He wants to get out there and bullhorn like his roots. | ||
| He wants to get back to who he was in waking life. | ||
| That image of a guy driving around right in the face. | ||
| Hero. | ||
| There's no doubt about this is a mass kill operation. | ||
| No doubt. | ||
| Maybe we should all go protest at Dell Children's Hospital or maybe go protest the FBI in North Austin. | ||
| I mean, I don't know what you do. | ||
| I mean, to draw attention in Bullhorn. | ||
| Here is the University of Texas prestigious bioweapons research lab saying any vaccines for the coronavirus family cause massive autoimmune responses. | ||
| Strokes and heart attacks and blood clots. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| They studied it on a whole bunch of animals and it killed mass numbers of them. | ||
| And we've already known this. | ||
| So there's some very basic lies Alex is telling about the study just in that little rant. | ||
| And if you pay attention to the specific things he's lying about, you can see his motives really clearly. | ||
| The first thing to be very clear about is that this study only had to do with reactions to a vaccine in mice. | ||
| At the end of the study, they even say, quote, Alex is skimming the study, so he's only looking at the first page in abstract, basically. | ||
| And if you only look at that and you don't actually read it, you might think that there are more animals involved. | ||
| Right. | ||
| In the design section of the abstract, it says, quote, four candidate vaccines for humans with or without alum adjuvant were evaluated on a mouse model of SARS, and a VLP vaccine, the vaccine given to ferrets and non-human primates, another whole virus vaccine, and an RDNA-produced S protein. | ||
| Ferrets and non-human primates are referenced, but not as participants in the study. | ||
| The context of that is that VLP vaccines are typically the type that are given to those animals. | ||
| If you weren't paying attention to the study at all and you just wanted to use the appearance of it as a prop to scare people, it'd be really easy to see multiple animal names on the first page and just kind of run with it, which is what Alex is doing. | ||
| Yeah, he's painting that, like, 12 monkeys picture where there's all these animals in cages in, like, a dark-lit room somewhere. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Second, Alex is making up that the study showed that mass numbers of animals were killed because of the vaccine. | ||
| There weren't massive numbers of mice involved to begin with, and if you read the study, you would know how the study was designed. | ||
| They vaccinated the mice with the different vaccines, and 56 days later, actually that's not entirely true, 56 days into the study, five mice from each group were killed to assess how well the vaccines had worked and to gauge lung issues that existed. | ||
| The remaining mice in each group were challenged with live SARS and then killed two days later so their lungs could be studied. | ||
| There's no indication that lung issues or vaccine concerns killed even a single mouse in this study. | ||
| Alex is making that up to make this story seem... | ||
| Third, Alex is making up the effects that this study found in vaccinated mice who were faced with a SARS challenge. | ||
| He's including autoimmune conditions in the list because that's been a big talking point on Infowars for a long time, so it's meant to give him the appearance of being right. | ||
| Strokes, heart attacks, and blood clots are included because these are the things that people have been discussing as possibly related to various vaccines for COVID-19. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| There's not evidence of a causal link, but a public conversation about concerns surrounding those issues has been going on, and Alex is trying to exacerbate those concerns and scare his audience. | ||
| And in the study, as we know, the only real result was all of the mice... | ||
| The actual study doesn't involve any of the conditions that Alex was listing. | ||
| The effects studied were entirely surrounding damage to lung tissue. | ||
| One of the following must be true, and I cannot stress this enough. | ||
| Alex has either not read this study at all and is just making all this stuff up, or he has read the study and he knows that he's lying to his audience about what it says to scare them. | ||
| There isn't a middle ground, but I will say that in that first possibility, that first category is skimmed it and read a few words. | ||
| Yeah, that is definitely more likely. | ||
| Yeah, but it's still just making up what you think those words are. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| It's bullshit. | ||
| Yeah, I imagine when he looks at a article, it probably looks like when you and I look at something to read, we like see all the words, right? | ||
| I imagine every time he looks at one of these, it's like a redacted document in his brain. | ||
| Like his brain just cuts out all the words that aren't like usable. | ||
| But instead of the black bars, it's like demon faces. | ||
| It's just squiggly lines that burst off the page. | ||
| Or clowns walking, like doing John Cleese. | ||
| It's the pink elephants and he's got the brown bag and he looks at it and he's like, oh shit, I gotta quit drinking. | ||
| Instead of words, it's John Cleese silly walks, but it's a weird clown. | ||
| That's my theory. | ||
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Sure. | |
| So Alex is gonna leave. | ||
| He's gotta go. | ||
| He's gotta go. | ||
| Maybe he doesn't. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| I'm not gonna go off air. | ||
| I'm just gonna read the whole damn study on air. | ||
| How's that sound? | ||
| That sounds good. | ||
| And again, usually these studies mince words, and this spells it right out in the summary on the front page. | ||
| University of Texas. | ||
| Level 4 Bioweapons Lab in Galveston, Texas. | ||
| There is no way he's reading this study on air. | ||
| This whole overly dramatic breakdown of having to go off air and then deciding to stay on air and read the whole study. | ||
| It would come off a lot more genuine if he hadn't followed the whole part at the beginning there where Alex was complaining that no one pays attention to him unless he makes a big deal out of things. | ||
| There is that. | ||
| It almost feels like this kind of fake struggling that he's going through. | ||
| It's like a piece of the necessary performance that he has to carry out to make anyone believe that this piece of supposed evidence actually means anything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's just an act. | ||
| Yeah, you know, it reminds me of when James Brown used to... | ||
| Somebody would put the... | ||
| Blanket over his shoulders and he'd be like, ah, I'm too tired. | ||
| I can't go on anymore. | ||
| And he'd start walking off stage. | ||
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But then the music would bring him right back, Dan! | |
| I mean, it gets you into the performance, I guess. | ||
| Yeah, but you know he's coming back. | ||
| Especially if you're on tour with him and you've seen it over and over. | ||
| I'm basically on tour with Alex. | ||
| You're the Grateful Dead. | ||
| And I do not like the hits. | ||
| The hits are boring. | ||
| Also, small point here. | ||
| It's like you've been following around Fish for ten years, but you hate them. | ||
| But also, I think that's the worst example, right? | ||
| Fish do a lot of improvising. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| Yeah, a lot of those long jams, they put out all of their shows and people listen to them. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| That's the exact wrong example. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| That's a good point. | ||
| Look, I don't like Fish or anything. | ||
| Look, there are no doors. | ||
| I think that that's a bad example. | ||
| Anyway, small point here, Jordan. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| The lab at the University of Texas Galveston is a level three biosafety lab, not a level four. | ||
| I would feel like a stickler for pointing that out when Alex said it was level four, but there's a big difference between those two. | ||
| And also, that information is literally on page two of the study. | ||
| So if he made it that far, he would know what level it was. | ||
| I think he should read the whole study on air. | ||
| I think it would be a smart move in his situation. | ||
| Ain't gonna do it. | ||
| I kind of doubt it. | ||
| Ain't gonna do it. | ||
| But he is gonna yell a lot. | ||
| That sounds like it. | ||
| Some of the rats died today. | ||
| Some died in six weeks, but they died. | ||
| And they bled out, folks. | ||
| They what? | ||
| Where their brain meets the sinus. | ||
| They bled out their lungs. | ||
| They bled out their eyes. | ||
| They bled out their thighs. | ||
| They bled out their stomachs. | ||
| They bled out. | ||
| Just like you shoot somebody with a 12-gauge shotgun with double-ot buck. | ||
| They bled out in about a minute. | ||
| This way you bleed out over the next few years. | ||
| My God. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| I want to read. | ||
| I would give anything to read an accurate scientific study that was just like, there was blood everywhere! | ||
| Oh, the rodent manatee! | ||
| Oh, it's a nightmare! | ||
| Oh, everywhere we went, blood on the walls, it hit me in the nose! | ||
| God have mercy. | ||
| I mean, I don't want to minimize the, like, sort of... | ||
| Kind of grossness of, like, even just reading this, like, you know, all these mice are euthanized. | ||
| There's something about it that makes me kind of uncomfortable. | ||
| No, there's a certain amount of it that's fucked up. | ||
| But it's completely different than what Alex is describing. | ||
| It is not people injecting mice with a vaccine and then them suddenly exploding in a blood fuel. | ||
| Watching them bleed out. | ||
| It's not a samurai movie from the 70s, man. | ||
| So Alex is lying about one line that I think someone must have highlighted for him in the study. | ||
| Quote, It's a complete fabric. | ||
| It's complete nonsense. | ||
| It's childish. | ||
| Come on JSTOR, read the introduction. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| The very end of it is, oh, God, what have we done? | ||
| Science has asked too long whether or not we could. | ||
| Make mice bleed out? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, Alex makes up some more shit. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| But imagine a 2012 highly respected, peer-reviewed University of Texas long-term study. | ||
| On all sorts of different animals, finding massive blood clots, brain damage, heart attacks, organ failure, you name it, and cautioning against vaccines for the coronavirus family. | ||
| So that clip is 23 seconds long, and here's a list of... | ||
| I bet there are more. | ||
| I caught eight. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I got six big ones. | ||
| Six big ones. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Errors, that is. | ||
| Right. | ||
| One, it was not a long-term study. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Two, it wasn't on all sorts of animals. | ||
| It was just mice. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Three, it didn't find massive blood clots. | ||
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Nope. | |
| Four, it didn't find brain damage. | ||
| Five, it didn't find heart attacks. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| True. | ||
| Six, it did advise caution with proceeding with the application of SARS coronavirus vaccine in humans. | ||
| That's all good and well, but it doesn't match what Alex is saying. | ||
| Like, don't open Pandora's box. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| I don't know if there's two others in there, but I felt like some might be splitting hairs. | ||
| But those are major issues of the actual study. | ||
| Those were bonus ones that I just gave him just on account of being Alex. | ||
| I just assume, whatever you think it is, add to. | ||
| Just to be safe. | ||
| You're a gambler. | ||
| I'm a gambler. | ||
| And I think that's a safe bet. | ||
| Alex's brief summary of the study gets so much completely wrong that even if you didn't suspect, as I do, that he's a willful liar, you should be really worried about his ability to convey accurate information from primary sources. | ||
| Even if you think he has a heart of gold and he means well and, you know, he's a good guy! | ||
| This is a staggering display of inability to do the job he's tried to give himself. | ||
| This is, like, sometimes... | ||
| I'll check in and I'll listen to these and I'll find the primary source and I'll be like, this is bad. | ||
| This is bad work. | ||
| This is funny. | ||
| It's so embarrassingly bad. | ||
| Bleeding out the notes. | ||
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This is like a kid. | |
| He should begin this segment with that carnival music but in a minor key so you know we're entering into a real fucked up world. | ||
| This is topsy-turvy world. | ||
| Nothing's going to be real and it's all going to be terrifying. | ||
| Just coming into... | ||
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Yeah, it'll be great. | |
| Yeah, I agree, and man, I can't even begin to tell you, there's a punchline that it floored me when it comes. | ||
| But now, you must think of the mice. | ||
| You actually read the report solely mackerel. | ||
| You ought to read here, overhead shot please, what happened to the mice. | ||
| Bleeding out their sinus, bleeding out their brains, bleeding out their hearts, young mice, middle-aged mice. | ||
| All mice. | ||
| All the mice. | ||
| Young mice. | ||
| Middle-aged mice. | ||
| Old mice. | ||
| You have mice that are just getting ready to go off to college with their whole lives ahead of them. | ||
| Mice that were two days away from retirement. | ||
| Totally planning a life after their career at the software development firm. | ||
| Gonna move to Florida. | ||
| Do some traveling. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| It was finally time. | ||
| Maybe gonna get into the puzzles. | ||
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You know, with your old, your spouse, my mouse. | |
| Your spouse mouse. | ||
| Spouse mouse. | ||
| Oh, god damn it. | ||
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Then you gotta think about the adolescent mice who just made the cut for the varsity football team. | |
| Yeah, of course. | ||
| Cut down in their prime. | ||
| Could have been Heisman contenders. | ||
| Yeah, Bo Jackson mouse. | ||
| He was almost going to make it in three professional sports. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Tragic. | ||
| Tragic. | ||
| Just like a term middle-aged mouse. | ||
| He's really, really painting a picture. | ||
| For a man who's killed that many dogs, how dare he try to make me care about mice? | ||
| What an asshole. | ||
| Again, just to be totally clear, I have reservations about the way animals are used. | ||
| Animal testing is fucked up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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No, no, no. | |
| I agree. | ||
| I don't want to unpack that right now while I'm busy laughing at middle-aged mice. | ||
| What a dick. | ||
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Young mice, middle-aged mice, old mice, they come for us all, man. | |
| So, Alex continues to make stuff up. | ||
| Neutralizing antibody assays. | ||
| What happened to the animals? | ||
| Death. | ||
| University of Texas. | ||
| This is prestigious. | ||
| This is the university that a long-term study on a bunch of vaccines they already had on the shelf. | ||
| And they all do the same thing. | ||
| mRNA or virus vector. | ||
| Alex is just skimming the paper now, and he saw the headline, Neutralizing Antibody Assays. | ||
| And that's just the section about how post-euthanasia, the samples are taken from the animals and how they were processed in such a way as to preserve the evidence that antibodies that might be detected were from the vaccine that was given as opposed to another source. | ||
| Alex has no idea what the words he's saying even mean. | ||
| He just knows they kind of sound scary. | ||
| Also, this study has literally nothing to do with mRNA vaccines. | ||
| None of the four vaccines studied were that type, and Alex is just throwing that in to make the audience scared of current-day COVID-19 vaccination. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Because he has an agenda. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Boy. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Also, again, it's a lab. | ||
| They're put... | ||
| They're put down. | ||
| It's not like... | ||
| Alex is making it sound like everybody is like, okay, we injected him with the stuff and then they've got a giant meat cleaver and they just chop the mouse's heads off and they're like, we'll move on now. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Maybe there is a little bit of that, but I think the image he wants people to have is that they injected them and then just watched them slowly die. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Well, that's probably... | ||
| Like they were counting the time until... | ||
|
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Right, right, right. | |
| It's a very bizarre, twisted, nonsense goal. | ||
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Gross. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Why'd they never have a vaccine for the Corona family? | ||
| That's the most common, one of the most common families. | ||
| Because it's a frickin' protein that your body's made up out of. | ||
| What else is your body made of, Alex? | ||
| It's incredible. | ||
| And I've got some, I was so ready to cover all this other news. | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| I just spent last night this morning reading 50-something pages of a Pentagon DARPA document. | ||
| I mean... | ||
| I hope you're excited to have Alex not talk about that supposed DARPA document. | ||
| I'm looking forward to a 50-page DARPA document. | ||
| Also, the reason there wasn't a coronavirus vaccine prior to now is primarily because it's a challenging thing to do and money wasn't there for the research. | ||
| Most coronaviruses are not generally very severe, and the two previous times there were serious outbreaks with SARS and MERS, both were handled relatively well with containment measures and proper protocols, so they never got to the point where money was flowing in as an urgent solution was needed, like now. | ||
| COVID changed that factor in the equation. | ||
| And thankfully, we also had some preliminary work done in forms of studies that were done in the wake of SARS and MERS that helped inform current efforts that were going on. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| A coronavirus vaccine probably could have been made in the past. | ||
| It just would have been a question of marshalling efforts and resources into the right places. | ||
| And that wasn't something that was seen as a good investment until recently. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| You know, I would like it if more people realized that science, when it succeeds, is the culmination of failures, and not, like... | ||
| A simple moment of single, brilliant inspiration that appears out of nowhere. | ||
| It's the culmination of years upon years upon years of work. | ||
| Yeah, overly simplistically, like a hundred things could go wrong and then that could lead to something that's really huge. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Whereas, you know, you're not going to make the playoffs if you have 0 and 100 record. | ||
| Right, right, right, right. | ||
| We're trained to have this win-loss kind of like success-failure. | ||
| Way we look at stuff. | ||
| And it's a different paradigm. | ||
| Yeah, it's a completely different paradigm. | ||
| Failure is the goal. | ||
| Because if you fail all the time, then when you succeed, you're like, holy shit, this is real! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex has a bit of white identity-based fears floating around. | ||
| We have Carol Baker, CDC spokeswoman, telling a giant amphitheater full of scientists and doctors and nurses that white people are inherently bad and must be gotten rid of because they don't submit to the government. | ||
| So that's where this is coming from. | ||
| And I guess we do have kind of an Irish, Scottish, English background of a thousand years of war between those groups and kings trying to get freedom. | ||
| And that's where the Magna Carta and then juries and basic rights come from. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What white people basically invented. | ||
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Oh, boy. | |
| I don't even know where to begin with all of the things wrapped up in just that. | ||
| Like, just saying that means, like, you extrapolate what it means if this is real. | ||
| But I've heard Alex say things like that in the past. | ||
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Right. | |
| Like the idea that sort of white people created freedom. | ||
| No, totally. | ||
| But I've often thought that was kind of just a stray thought. | ||
| Maybe he was in too deep on a sentence. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| No, it's fundamental to his worldview. | ||
| It's fundamental to his worldview that no other culture... | ||
| Has ever created any system... | ||
| Of freedom. | ||
| Of freedom. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Freedom is essentially a white creation. | ||
| He cannot possibly believe that anything else happened. | ||
| It's outrageous. | ||
| Yeah, he can't. | ||
| Like, he's... | ||
| Imagine him reading about a matriarchal society. | ||
| Matriarchal societies that have existed in our past so many times. | ||
| And how much... | ||
| Better they are! | ||
| I can't even... | ||
| Well, better is relative. | ||
| But, I mean, there are systems that work and are better for... | ||
| You know, it depends on where you're living and the circumstances. | ||
| No, totally, totally. | ||
| I'm sorry, my anthropology hat slipped on. | ||
| I understand. | ||
| I respect that. | ||
| So, like... | ||
| I'm very troubled by that. | ||
| That's really fucked up. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| But also that clip that he's talking about, about Dr. Carol Baker, it's a clip that's been posted all over right-wing media. | ||
| It's about a minute and a half long, and it's a clip where Dr. Baker is saying that the solution to getting rid of vaccine denial is getting rid of white people. | ||
| This is not at all being suggested as a serious solution. | ||
| It's clearly meant as a shock statement that furthers a different argument, which is conveniently edited out of the clip that gets posted all over the media. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Most of the places you find this clip where they post it, it's super vague about where the video comes. | ||
| I suspect this is an intentional strategy to make it harder for the audience to confirm the claims that are being made about it. | ||
| I tracked down the full video, and it's from a panel discussion being held by the National Meningitis Association titled, quote, Achieving Childhood Vaccine Success in the United States. | ||
| It's not a giant amphitheater, but that visual does a lot more work for Alex, and he knows the audience is just going to accept it over dumb shit, he says. | ||
| The larger context of the comment was in terms of a conversation about strategies to increase vaccination rates. | ||
| Another panelist had suggested media training for doctors, and there was some disagreement about whether or not the media training would be impactful. | ||
| Baker was expressing the position that the discussion to get children vaccinated is an individual event that happens over and over all over the country every day, and media training might not necessarily be the most helpful thing. | ||
| The conversation had also touched on multicultural issues like communities that claim exemptions from school vaccine mandates. | ||
| The comment Baker made appears to exist in the intersection of these two ideas, but it's kind of a freewheeling panel discussion, so they kind of go off on some tangents. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It makes it a little bit difficult to know exactly where she was going. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But having watched the discussion, I'm absolutely certain that it has nothing to do with appealing to white genocide. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That sounds like the CDC's... | ||
| I feel like maybe the CDC is overreacting a little bit to the Trump years, but calling for white genocide does seem... | ||
| She wasn't with the CDC at the time, I believe. | ||
| I think she was... | ||
| Of course not. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because who fucking cares? | ||
| Previously. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Let's just lie about everything. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But Alex, boy, what a mess. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| White people invented freedom. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| He's in a mood. | ||
| Man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, the English, Irish, and Scotch thing, they invented freedom? | ||
| Like, there was no... | ||
| Well, it's because they were fighting about kings or something. | ||
| I mean, couldn't he say... | ||
| I mean, if you wanted to be a super... | ||
| Couldn't... | ||
| Don't white nationalists claim Rome, too? | ||
| Or was that too swarthy at the time? | ||
| They love Vikings. | ||
| They're like the Norse runes. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| The people who we most associate with freedom. | ||
| Yeah, great. | ||
| I don't know, man. | ||
| I just think he's in a mood, and I think I might be able to tell you why. | ||
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Why? | |
| Mic down for this. | ||
| I have been called away. | ||
| To a little court hearing today. | ||
| The wonders of family court. | ||
| So that's why I taped something this morning. | ||
| Because I've got to go at 1 o 'clock today. | ||
| But I'll be back after that this afternoon. | ||
| There is so much to cover and so much to get to. | ||
| I wonder if that has to do anything with his mood. | ||
| Might be a bad mood. | ||
| Might be why he's fine with everybody dying. | ||
| Could be fine. | ||
| It could be something to do with it. | ||
| When he said that, I was like, oh, the mystery becomes clear. | ||
| This is like the scene in a Poirot thing where he sits everyone down. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| No, this is the dinner party. | ||
| I will slowly reveal the perpetrator of the court. | ||
| I have to go to family court. | ||
| Caught him. | ||
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It was him. | |
| He was guilty. | ||
| Oh, this is why this is a bombshell. | ||
| No one pays attention to you and everyone's got to die. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So anyway, that does not stop Alex. | ||
| Even though he has to leave early, it doesn't stop him from continuing to be wrong about everything about this study. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| Overhead shot, please. | ||
| Well, this just got brought to my attention. | ||
| I went and checked it on the University of Texas website. | ||
| This is the University of Texas Biological Research Center, level four, one of the most prestigious in the world. | ||
| Immunization with SARS coronavirus vaccines leads to pulmonary. | ||
| Autoimmune response. | ||
| Immunopathology is what that means. | ||
| And it says this had autoimmune responses in the mice. | ||
| We test on mice. | ||
| It's very similar to us with the way they react. | ||
| And then they have to show the photos and all of it. | ||
| And they have the control group, the non-control group, the control group. | ||
| Those that were challenged got really sick. | ||
| Those that weren't imminent didn't get sick. | ||
| They did a bunch of studies. | ||
| And it's got all the photos of the holes eaten in their lungs, their brains. | ||
| What? | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| And they say you should not try these vaccines. | ||
| They did three different vaccines, three different types. | ||
| Show me those fucking photos. | ||
| And they all failed. | ||
| They all killed the animals. | ||
| So that's the University of Texas. | ||
| So the lab isn't level four. | ||
| Immunopathology does not mean autoimmune. | ||
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Nope. | |
| The article has nothing to do with autoimmune conditions. | ||
| Correct. | ||
| Alex is making up how he imagines this test was run. | ||
| The only mice in the study were not challenged with live SARS were the five from each group that were killed two days early so they could have their lungs examined. | ||
| The entire story of the vaccinated group getting sick after the challenge and non-vaccinated group being fine, that just comes from Alex's imagination. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| There were no photos in the study of hearts or brains because it's only about the lungs. | ||
| That's the word Alex keeps tripping over in the study. | ||
| It's titled pulmonary. | ||
| Alex is making up that the other photos are in there or maybe he hallucinated them. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| Also, they tested four vaccines in the study. | ||
| Alex just thinks there were three because he was skimming and he saw the line, quote, three different experiments performed for comparing different vaccines are reported here. | ||
| On page two, that's where that quote comes from, at the beginning of the study design section. | ||
| In reality, there were four vaccines. | ||
| Two of them were the same type of vaccine, whole virus vaccines, but they were prepared differently and used different adjuvants, so they were experimentally distinct. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| Also, none of the vaccines killed any animals. | ||
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Right. | |
| This is all nonsense. | ||
| Alex cannot fucking handle doing a... | ||
| Again, I mean, I just want to read that study where they're like... | ||
| Fuck it, man! | ||
| There are brains with holes in them, dude! | ||
| Put it in the study! | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Great. | ||
| Awesome. | ||
| Anyway, he continues lying. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| Well, I'll give Bill Gates and the UN and the globalists this. | ||
| They've got huevos the size of the Grand Canyon, or the size of the Grand Tetons. | ||
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No, they're just psychos. | |
| The size of the planet. | ||
| UT, official bioweapons lab, level four, found that all coronavirus vaccines... | ||
| Caused bleeding in the lungs, the brain, the heart, and blood clots on a massive scale. | ||
| In some cases, the majority of lab rats died. | ||
| And that's the headline. | ||
| Immunization with SARS coronavirus vaccines leads to pulmonary immunopathology with all the challenged subjects, all the lab animals. | ||
| That is from 2012. | ||
| And there's a bunch of other reports coming out. | ||
| They knew this. | ||
| They did it. | ||
| That way they can plausibly deny. | ||
| When your loved one has a heart attack or a stroke or a blood clot and you see what's coming out with all the vaccines. | ||
| Please don't forget, we're Lister supported. | ||
| Turbo Forge, 10 hours clean energy. | ||
| Back in stock, 40% off. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Oh boy. | ||
| That was a 90 degree turn. | ||
| God damn. | ||
| Jarring. | ||
| That hurt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That hurt. | ||
| I feel like I was in a 30 mile an hour car crash right there. | ||
| That sounds like a guy who's got to go to family court. | ||
| Plugging like a guy. | ||
| He's got to go to court with his ex-wife. | ||
| Yep, yep. | ||
| That'll do it. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So Alex has Nick Fuentes on for a little bit. | ||
| And I didn't point this out on our last episode, but when the two of them were talking, Alex said that Nick Fuentes was going to get a channel on band.video on Alex's site. | ||
| And I just took that to be straight talk because he said that to almost everybody. | ||
| He said it to old man house phone. | ||
| He said that to almost everybody who's nuts and a problem. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| But they have followed through and now Nick has an America First channel on Alex's website. | ||
| Or, actually, that's better. | ||
| Keep it there. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Keep it all there. | ||
| Get rid of everything else. | ||
| So he's also got another iron in the fire that he's going to explain here. | ||
| So, I was on your show last week to talk about my placement on the no-fly list, which we suspect was for political reasons, and you brought on the great lawyer Norm Pattis, and we got a chance to talk a little bit. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And I actually gave him a call after his show, and I've now retained him to represent me in a case against the TSA, and we should be filing, I believe, next week. | ||
| So, we're going to take it to the courts against the TSA and the federal government. | ||
| I guess stand-up didn't work out. | ||
| Wow! | ||
| Man. | ||
| Norm is running a good game. | ||
| I don't know about that. | ||
| There's something about some idiot just suddenly calling you because of Alex Jones and being like, fuck it, yeah, I'll run your dumb lawsuit that's not gonna go anywhere, you idiot. | ||
| Pay me. | ||
| I guess there does appear to be a space for, like, I mean, this is a scam. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| It's not a real lawsuit. | ||
| It's best a fundraising opportunity for Nick Fuentes. | ||
| Agreed. | ||
| And if Norm's going to skim some of that off in, like, billable hours or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, why not? | ||
| I guess that is a career path you could go down as a lawyer. | ||
| Like, Larry Klayman did that for years. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Filing frivolous nonsense lawsuits. | ||
| You're just a scammer. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's fine. | ||
| And if he wants to do that, great. | ||
| And I don't know anything about... | ||
| I don't know a lot about his career. | ||
| I know it seems that he's taking a turn for the racist lately. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I guess... | ||
| You know, getting in bed with... | ||
| I guess just being associated with Alex Jones too deeply. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is just what happens. | ||
| It is. | ||
| It gets you. | ||
| Barnes ends up doing interviews with Stefan Molyneux. | ||
| Norm's doing racist stand-up and hanging out with Nick Fuentes. | ||
| Yeah, you just can't do it. | ||
| You can't go on to do something else. | ||
| You can't exist in the modern GOP without being a white nationalist anyway. | ||
| Seems tough. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex goes off to family court, and I stopped listening. | ||
| I don't care. | ||
| Yeah, no, he's off to family court. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So he comes back in May 7th. | ||
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Right. | |
| Does he come back in that day? | ||
| I mean, not when his show's on. | ||
| He might have shown up, like, for the war room or something. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| I would assume he came back and had a little bit of a business meeting with a model. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I would assume. | ||
| There's very little doubt of that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There was a lot of work to get done around the office. | ||
| Like, that chair needed to be thrown over there. | ||
| I'm redecorating. | ||
| You know what the problem with that wall was? | ||
| It was there, and there were zero holes in it, and so I fixed that. | ||
| It is an unforgivable problem. | ||
| So Alex comes back on the 7th, and he gets on air, and I was floored by how boring the first half hour of his show was. | ||
| He says... | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| It's treading water. | ||
| It's just like, here I am. | ||
| He does a half hour of, I'm about to get to something. | ||
| Kind of, but it didn't actually feel like he was about to get to something. | ||
| It felt like other people might be getting to something. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| He is not. | ||
| But here's a little clip. | ||
| The government's outlaw. | ||
| The government's criminal. | ||
| The government's oppressing you. | ||
| The government's not legitimate. | ||
| It's Chai Con Globalist Run. | ||
| So following its directives is now a crime against your family and humanity. | ||
| Any of this unconstitutional crap, any of the contact tracers, any intimidation to have inoculations, anybody telling you you got to wear a mask, anybody giving you this crap is part of the enemy army, literally that engineered this whole damn thing out of Wuhan. | ||
| I listen to stuff like that, and I just can't understand how anybody could listen to Alex, take him seriously, and not recognize that... | ||
| Terrorism against the state is basically the only logical outcome of the things that he's saying. | ||
| If you believe the things that he's saying, there is no solution. | ||
| You're fighting the fucking devil. | ||
| The devil doesn't care about courts. | ||
| The devil doesn't care about elections. | ||
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No. | |
| There's no... | ||
| Making peace with the devil. | ||
| He's the devil. | ||
| Right. | ||
| You have to eradicate him. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And then the people who follow him. | ||
| I mean, surprise, all that's left is white people who you're friends with. | ||
| I guess I'm not being totally fair, because the other conclusion, I guess, could be complete isolation. | ||
| Like, you could have communes in the woods or something like that. | ||
| Or trying to topple the state. | ||
| Those are the only two legitimate outcomes. | ||
| Because, like, political organization is meaningless. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And, like, okay, now the government is... | ||
| It's outlaw. | ||
| It's whatever. | ||
| So any kind of rules that come from the government are not to be followed. | ||
| It's a crime against humanity to wear a mask. | ||
| Why would you run for office? | ||
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You couldn't do shit. | |
| What would you... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You'd get absorbed by the devil. | ||
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Totally. | |
| It's... | ||
| I just... | ||
| I was thinking about that because I was so bored by the beginning of this episode. | ||
| And it just... | ||
| It strikes me that anybody... | ||
| Like, who takes this seriously? | ||
| They just can't. | ||
| Or else they would be doing something horrible. | ||
| I'll pitch them on this, okay? | ||
| They've already tried to topple the government and it didn't go well. | ||
| True. | ||
| So try isolation. | ||
| Everybody in the right wing just needs to go away. | ||
| Well, I would recommend isolation with another individual for about an hour a week. | ||
| Chatting about... | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| Life. | ||
| Ah, just talking about your problems. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Bounce it off another person. | ||
| See how it feels to say some things out loud. | ||
| Let it out! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I recommend that for everybody, actually. | ||
| Not a terrible idea. | ||
| Not just people on the right wing. | ||
| Not a terrible idea. | ||
| So, Alex, you know, the day before, he was mostly just lying about this study. | ||
| And I'm not gonna lie, he does more of that. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| That today, he seems to be in a different mood. | ||
| I would describe his mood as being very similar to a guy who went to family court the day before. | ||
| Steel prices have tripled. | ||
| Corn has exploded. | ||
| Every commodity is exploding. | ||
| And that's why I said, get into a basket of commodities. | ||
| That's my advice to myself, if I was an investor. | ||
| And get invested in a place in the country, doesn't need to be fancy, but away from people. | ||
| And know your neighbors. | ||
| And have friends and family that are aware. | ||
| And having your own gang, your own people to watch each other's back is the most valuable thing in this universe other than a relationship with Jesus Christ, the Son of God. | ||
| And so you better get ready now. | ||
| I mean, look, I told you this a year ago. | ||
| Buy ammo. | ||
| Buy guns. | ||
| They're going to steal the election from Trump. | ||
| Then they're going to really clamp down. | ||
| They're going to start a race war as the cover for the economic collapse. | ||
| This is all a battle plan. | ||
| We know what they're going to do. | ||
| We should have been able to stop it. | ||
| Enough folks didn't listen. | ||
| Now people are listening. | ||
| And I don't say that to act tough. | ||
| I don't say that to be impressive. | ||
| It's just everybody needs to know what you've done keeping us on the air. | ||
| We have all the big so-called government intelligence agencies listening. | ||
| They're now just like vestigial. | ||
| Webs on a Labrador Retriever's feet. | ||
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What? | |
| Or it's like people that grow a sixth toe or something. | ||
| They don't have any power. | ||
| They're just puppets. | ||
| It's the corporations, the private groups, the big tech. | ||
| It's got their own hit teams, their own labs making deadly synthetic drugs. | ||
| I mean, just their own pedophile operations. | ||
| This giant industrial level evil just chewing up humanity like a combine cuts wheat. | ||
| Or bales grass into bales of hay. | ||
| And as soon as we realize how much trouble we're in, we'll be able to turn this around. | ||
| But I told everybody this, so I'll do a plug right now, because I sell and stay on air with what I do myself. | ||
| And I've got the best storable food company. | ||
| We sell it directly from InfoWareStore.com. | ||
| Their full catalog. | ||
| You get 10% off. | ||
| The lowest price is already out there. | ||
| But I can only run that until next week. | ||
| Next Wednesday. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Easter sale. | ||
| We got Doom going on. | ||
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Sure. | |
| You gotta head to the country. | ||
| Gotta run away. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And just incidentally. | ||
| By the way, I'll plug this now. | ||
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Look. | |
| Hey. | ||
| While we're here. | ||
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Look. | |
| It's a favor that I'm playing this. | ||
| Really? | ||
|
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Really. | |
| Honestly. | ||
| When you think about it. | ||
| Honestly. | ||
| When you think about it. | ||
| I am gifting you this plug. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's a blessing. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And so. | ||
| In order for you to repay that, you need to buy lots of food. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So I would get 20-20 food prices now at preparewithalex.com or just find the subsection, Restorable Food, at informrestore.com. | ||
| And I would buy a lot of food. | ||
| I'm buying more storable food. | ||
| I'm buying more ammunition. | ||
| You said you have none. | ||
| I am selling my house in Austin. | ||
| Good. | ||
| Just had the realtor photographer over to get that done. | ||
| And I am telling you right now, ladies and gentlemen, that... | ||
| That there's a 90% chance we're going to go road warrior in this country for probably 5-10 years. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I mean, when this is all over, I wouldn't be surprised if 50 million, 100 million people aren't dead. | ||
| And you know, I've never talked like that in my 27 years on air. | ||
| I genuinely think that 90% chance it's all over. | ||
| Okay? | ||
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Yeah, I've never talked like that on air. | |
| Except for every time I was at court the day before. | ||
| I have never said anything like that. | ||
| Roughly 7 billion people will be exterminated so that only 500 million are left. | ||
| I've never said anything like that. | ||
| You know me. | ||
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I never talk like that except for almost all the time. | |
| I'm not really a doomsayer. | ||
| That's not my thing. | ||
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I'm not the kind of guy who likes to scare you. | |
| I like to play it close to the best. | ||
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Also, boo. | |
| Now, you should be terrified of all the people coming to kill you. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And sure. | ||
| They look nice, and they say nice things, and they're exactly like you, and they're just normal people, but they're actually working for the devil, and you should murder them. | ||
| And road warrior. | ||
| And road warrior. | ||
| For five to ten years. | ||
| Road warrior in five to ten years? | ||
| No, for five to ten years. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Oh, that's right. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, but you know, 50 to 100 million? | ||
| That seems pretty good for a Road Warrior situation. | ||
| I mean, that's a pretty severe situation. | ||
| Sure, but I feel like everybody was dead in Road Warrior. | ||
| You're going through the wastes. | ||
| No, I'm kind of agreeing with you. | ||
| That's kind of a bright side kind of thought. | ||
| That's not bad. | ||
| If that was the worst Road Warrior was going to get, I feel like it could be worse. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| So... | ||
| You know, it's the glass half empty, glass half full. | ||
| That's what it is. | ||
| I'm an optimist. | ||
| Everybody knows that. | ||
| So Alex sent this study that he found that he was lying about all day yesterday to a guy who works at UT. | ||
| Who knows who this guy is? | ||
| Okay, just a guy. | ||
| And I just thought this was really silly. | ||
| I sent this to an individual I know that is high up in the board. | ||
| Let's just say, well, I gave way too much, didn't I? | ||
| Let's say heads up a department at the University of Texas. | ||
| Last night, and I know this person for a long time, and when I send him text messages, they usually don't respond for like a week. | ||
| But he responded back in about 20 minutes. | ||
| And I said, hey, UT put out this big study under a federal government grant nine years ago that... | ||
| And I said, tell me what you think of it. | ||
| I didn't even say... | ||
| They said it was bad. | ||
| Don't take COVID-based vaccines. | ||
| This is 2012. | ||
| I just said, hey, UT put out this interesting report on COVID-type viruses nine years ago. | ||
| What do you think? | ||
| Hell, I'll show you the text. | ||
| I won't show you the name. | ||
| Stop texting me. | ||
| And he texted me back like 10 minutes later. | ||
| And he said, well, it's very technical, but obviously... | ||
| I'm not taking the vaccine, and this is a warning. | ||
| This is a warning. | ||
| This study was a warning. | ||
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How? | |
| What? | ||
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What? | |
| Well, the globalists have to do all their dirty work out in public. | ||
| Yeah, no, I understand that. | ||
| But I really, really don't give a shit about what anybody on any board thinks. | ||
| I have a hard time with boards. | ||
| Well, also, the guy saying that he's not going to get the vaccine, I'm not entirely sure what all of his medical issues are, but Alex says... | ||
| That he's like, it's obviously someone on the board at UT is probably not a younger person. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| And also they had COVID already. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| So their doctor had told them, this is what he reads from the text message. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Their doctor had told them that they already had a lot of antibodies. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Naturally occurring from having had COVID. | ||
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Right. | |
| And so the doctor had advised them not to get a shot, which is... | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I'm not a doctor, so I don't know. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But that's slightly different than, don't get the shot, it'll kill you. | ||
| It's going to kill you. | ||
| There are going to be pictures of holes in your brain. | ||
| It seems like there's slightly different pieces of advice. | ||
| Could be a different angle. | ||
| Also, the idea that this is a warning is just so dumb. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| So dumb. | ||
| It's a warning. | ||
| I'd like to warn Alex. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You should know what you're talking about, or else you sound really stupid like this. | ||
| Oh, that was a good warning. | ||
| And that's titled Immunization SARS Coronavirus Vaccine Leads to Pulmonary Emu Pathology of Challenge with the SARS virus. | ||
| Emu Pathology. | ||
| And the challenge is the group of rats that were given the vaccine versus those who aren't. | ||
| Now they're rats? | ||
| Autoimmune responses and their hearts and lungs roll up and they got bloody holes in them and they died of blood clots, which I'm sure you're hearing about in the news. | ||
| I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse or... | ||
| Possibly a dead mouse here, but I am constantly hitting this drum of Alex not knowing anything about this study that he's reporting on, but he just keeps being wrong in new ways. | ||
| He's wrong about the details of this study, but I think it's more disturbing that he doesn't understand basic terminology that's used, which makes me think that he doesn't even have a handle on the most elementary conversation that's going on in terms of this study, as well as any others that he might be trying to discuss. | ||
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Yeah, that sounds right. | |
| Alex says that the term challenge refers to the group of mice that were vaccinated as opposed to the ones that were The term challenge refers to taking all of the mice in the experimental and control groups and challenging their immunity by exposing them to live SARS. | ||
| That's what this experiment did. | ||
| And it's critical to understand that concept to understand this study at all, to any degree. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| Mm-hmm. | ||
| And this is true with just about everybody who's like, I know science. | ||
| Just describe how you do a study. | ||
| And this is supposed to be after he's read how they did the study. | ||
| He poured over it, man. | ||
| So just tell me how a study works. | ||
| This is day two of his coverage. | ||
| Just give me a simple, like, here's the beginning of the study and explain to me what you think science does. | ||
| Well, it turns out, I mean, I didn't see this, but it turns out that this study is actually evidence that giving the vaccine around, it's going to kill kids. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| These people are sick! | ||
| And now they're going to target the little children and mess them up for life. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| And like, oh, suddenly all these kids have heart problems and have brain problems. | ||
| Well, doesn't some conspiracy theorists say it's connected to the vaccine? | ||
| No, the University of Texas says don't do it. | ||
| It'll happen. | ||
| But you don't care that young rats and old rats got sick and died? | ||
| Middle-aged. | ||
| Because you're... | ||
| Liberal. | ||
| You're saving the earth for yourselves. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I don't not care because I'm liberal. | ||
| I don't care because I read the source. | ||
| Wow, that would help. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Don't you remember the part where the source was like, Oh my god, they're all- All these mice bleeding out. | ||
| We got holes in their brains and then rats broke in and they ate the mice and now they're exploding! | ||
| They're gonna give it to children next! | ||
| How old are the rats? | ||
| There are no middle-aged rats. | ||
| There are young rats and old rats in this circumstance. | ||
| That's a relief! | ||
| It is a relief! | ||
| We're all middle-aged here. | ||
| It makes us more comfortable. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So, at the end of last week, the world was reeling from the news that Bill and Melinda Gates were getting a divorce. | ||
| And I didn't care. | ||
| Shoot them both into the sun. | ||
| I didn't care for Alex's... | ||
| Thoughts on it. | ||
| Or at least I thought I didn't. | ||
| And then it turns out there's a massive conspiracy here. | ||
| Why would I have guessed otherwise? | ||
| Right. | ||
| Robert Barnes has shown up and Alex is now explaining to Barnes how this is all... | ||
| See, I feel like Alex should know how family court works pretty well. | ||
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Well... | |
| I mean, why was Gates and them crazy enough to do this? | ||
| I think it's because he got busted with Epstein, and they panicked as a diversion, and they had this plan, Operation Lockstep, on the shelf. | ||
| In fact, I know that's what happened. | ||
| His wife's now confirmed. | ||
| She's pissed, and he was having sex with kids, probably. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| A lot of words in there. | ||
| Ooh, that was a lot. | ||
| She's basically confirmed, probably. | ||
| So yeah, his theory... | ||
| How many adverbs are too many adverbs? | ||
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That many. | |
| That many adverbs. | ||
| His theory is essentially that Bill Gates got caught up with Epstein, and it was all going to come out, and he's going to take the fall for it now. | ||
| And so his wife got a divorce to protect the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And she's confirmed it probably, basically. | ||
| Basically. | ||
| Probably pretty much. | ||
| There was a story I saw in the Wall Street Journal that was about how Melinda Gates was mad about Bill Gates having an association with Epstein. | ||
| What? | ||
| That was good acting. | ||
| You appeared actually surprised. | ||
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Thank you very much. | |
| Some people have made comments about that, but I think that the bridge that Alex is crossing is a little bit shaky. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, well, here's the bigger issues there. | ||
| Yeah, she knows he was hanging out with Epstein and he went to the island. | ||
| It would be insane if she was not at least a little bit concerned about that. | ||
| You know, so that's not really a story to me. | ||
| We all know that he spent time on Epstein's Island. | ||
| We all think Bill Gates is an evil bastard. | ||
| Like, it's fine. | ||
| You know, I don't care why they're being divorced. | ||
| I just want them shot on a rocket into the sun, Dan. | ||
| Sure, but you have to understand that the divorce is a critical part of COVID existing. | ||
| Oh, no, I was definitely not understanding that. | ||
| Because the divorce is protecting the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation now that Bill Gates is about to go down. | ||
| But... | ||
| COVID was released because, you know, the Epstein connections were coming out in like 2019. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And they fucking panicked. | ||
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Sure. | |
| They hit the button that said COVID. | ||
| The COVID button. | ||
| Right. | ||
| And then there was a worldwide plague in order for Bill Gates's... | ||
| Why is this the first I'm hearing of this particular aspect of the conspiracy, considering, as Alex has told us so many times... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He knows exactly how this is all going to play out. | ||
| Well, I would suggest it's probably because this is improvisational storytelling and not actual news or research. | ||
| Also possible. | ||
| It seems like a fun wrinkle for Bill Gates' character. | ||
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| A good way to contextualize the divorce. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| And that's kind of just the way Alex was feeling. | ||
| Yeah, this is character development. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So anyway, Barnes is in. | ||
| And also, Alex calls him Barnes, and I feel like, don't fucking call your lawyer by their last name. | ||
| That's just not cool. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| I want to give my lawyer a nick. | ||
| I want to call my lawyer Dickie. | ||
| Hey, come on, Dickie, let's go. | ||
| We got lawsuits. | ||
| Come on, Dickie. | ||
| You are fucked if you're that familiar with your lawyer. | ||
| I want to call my lawyer Mr. This is something. | ||
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I want a deep professional distance between us. | |
| I don't want to be like, what are you thinking, Barnes? | ||
| I do not want to text my lawyer with a question about something. | ||
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No. | |
| I don't want to text my lawyer when I'm drunk. | ||
| Hey, Dickie, come out tonight. | ||
| Come on, buddy. | ||
| We're going drinking. | ||
| So, Barnes has got some news. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Robert Barnes is about to give you exclusive breaking information. | ||
| Here is the exclusive breaking information as humanity fights back. | ||
| Robert Barnes. | ||
| Yes, we're going to be filing suit over the next two weeks across the country against three groups, governments, employers, and educational institutions that are attempting to force or coerce people to have the vaccine. | ||
| So, Barnes is gonna go spread a bunch of attention-grabbing lawsuits around, which seems to be his specialty. | ||
| Yeah, I just, I find it impossible to believe that you could listen to this entire show, hear Alex say that the government is an outlaw, and then listen to Barnes say he's gonna file some lawsuits and be like, you get him. | ||
| Yeah, this is gonna solve things. | ||
| This is an exclusive that I wanted to hear about. | ||
| And I can't wait to throw some money at Barnes. | ||
| Please? | ||
| We have to support these lawsuits. | ||
| We have to. | ||
| What if we're able to get an injunction against the devil? | ||
| Then we'll put his plan off for at least four more years. | ||
| Such comical nonsense. | ||
| What he's asking the audience to accept and believe. | ||
| It's wild. | ||
| Anyway, I don't think much of Barnes. | ||
| You have to go to the forest. | ||
| You have to go away. | ||
| Get ammo. | ||
| Get... | ||
| Food! | ||
| Hide! | ||
| Prepare for the road, warrior! | ||
| Now, we've got an exclusive. | ||
| Sell some of that ammo and give that money to Barnes. | ||
| We've got a couple lawsuits going around. | ||
| Jesus, man. | ||
| I don't think much of Barnes, and I wasn't really all that worried about this lawsuit going anywhere. | ||
| And then I heard this, and I'm like, this is not going anywhere. | ||
| So, working with Bobby Kennedy and others on all of the legal issues related to these cases and the constitutional issues. | ||
| We will have the suits filed within the next two weeks. | ||
| He's working with Robert Kennedy, the anti-vax kingpin. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| This is not going to work out. | ||
| If you're Robert Kennedy Jr., you don't get to call yourself Bobby. | ||
| No, I feel like Barnes was doing that to sort of cover up the stink of the name Robert Kennedy. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| He was not like, it's Robert Kennedy Jr. | ||
| He was like, Bobby Kennedy. | ||
| Everybody's ears perk up. | ||
| They're like, did Sirhan Sirhan actually hide or what? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Another person I don't want to be on familiar terms with. | ||
| I'm going to just skip ahead real quick because I want Barnes to explain his lawsuit. | ||
| We're suing under the ADA, the Discrimination Act that prohibits discrimination against anyone who is perceived as disabled. | ||
| We're going to be doing the same thing actually in the context of the vaccines. | ||
| Because my view is that requiring someone to have a vaccine is a perception that they're disabled, and then treating them differently based on that perception is discriminating against them based on your perception of their disability, and that too is prohibited by the ADA. | ||
| And state analogous laws that are also similar. | ||
| So, the fact that Barnes is working with Robert Kennedy and the idea that this is the keystone of his argument combined to tell me this is not a case he expects to win. | ||
| I would very much like to be in court the day he says those exact words to a judge. | ||
| Just on its face, I suspect this would get thrown out, but there's a huge element of disability law that Barnes seems to be pretending doesn't exist. | ||
| According to the government's page on disability discrimination, they do make a very important caveat. | ||
| The law requires an employer to provide reasonable accommodation to an employee or job applicant with a disability unless doing so would cause significant difficulty or expense for the employer and undue hardship. | ||
| Even if somehow Barnes were able to convince a court that not wanting to get a vaccine was legally analogous to having a disability, he would still have a really hard time overcoming the argument that having people potentially spreading COVID around a workplace or school doesn't represent an undue hardship on an employer or educational institution. | ||
| You run the risk of your workforce or teaching staff falling ill, and that's not even considering the potential of having to shut down a factory or a possible bad press that could come from being the site of a new outbreak. | ||
| Much like Nick Fuentes trying to sue the TSA, this is not a serious case. | ||
| This is a grift and a PR stunt disguised as a legitimate lawsuit. | ||
| It's all just grandstanding and attention-seeking behavior, and it's wasting everyone's fucking time. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| But I do also... | ||
| Want to be in the courtroom. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Yeah, no, totally. | ||
| I do think it would be pretty funny. | ||
| I get... | ||
| It's never going to make it to a courtroom. | ||
| No, absolutely not. | ||
| Like, I do get that lawyering is a profession and lawyers like to protect each other and, you know, judges don't often hold lawyers in contempt of court for, say... | ||
| I don't know, going on Infowars and saying that the stated reason that you're doing this lawsuit is based on magical nonsense thinking that you don't understand whatsoever. | ||
| What are you fucking talking about? | ||
| Yeah, you know what I think the issue with Barnes is? | ||
| I think that he's less a lawyer and more a guy who has a page on Dave Rubin's Patreon clone called Locals. | ||
| That sounds like it. | ||
| And I think he's promoting his Locals page with the looming idea of these lawsuits. | ||
| Great. | ||
| And I think that he's just trying to sucker people into supporting him on fake Patreon. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| How did that lawyer collective of constitutional lawyers work out? | ||
| Remember that one from a few years ago when he was going to start that group of people? | ||
| Oh, they changed the world. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Well, that's good. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know if that happened. | ||
| Boy, it seems like... | ||
| It was a bad idea, so I'm actually kind of glad that it doesn't seem like it happened. | ||
| Yeah, but it seems like they tried to get a lot of money for it. | ||
| I wonder what happened to all that money. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| Would you like to know how the Chinese people made COVID? | ||
| I would! | ||
| That sounds more exciting. | ||
| They gotta change the subject over to... | ||
| This clip is nonsense. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So that's how this... | ||
| There's a lot of ways to do it. | ||
| I've read about it. | ||
| But one way the Chinese were doing it at Wuhan... | ||
| Because, again, you use a bunch of gene guns, firing a bunch of viruses together, until you finally go through an electron microscope and find one that got the viruses together like you wanted, all meshed together. | ||
| Then you replicate that in a pig. | ||
| The pig dies of the virus, so you know it's deadly. | ||
| You grind it up raw, feed it to piglets. | ||
| Those that die again, you do it. | ||
| Then you extract the blood. | ||
| Then you take out... | ||
| The viruses you want, now you've got a growth of viruses, and you keep growing them, and then you release it into the human population where it starts replicating, and then you have the answer to the disease you created. | ||
| The idea that this just accidentally, at the time it came out, when Trump was defeating China, and the world was waking up, and nationalism and free market was exploding, and we were going back to who we were, like 1955 on steroids, but for everybody, they had to counter it, and this is the globalist counter-offensive, and they admit they had plans like this on the shelf. | ||
| Before, so my god, it's so obvious. | ||
| What? | ||
| It's so obvious. | ||
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What? | |
| It's so obvious. | ||
| What did he just say? | ||
| Look, Occam's razor tells me that's exactly what happened. | ||
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Did he just say it's so obvious? | |
| It's so obvious. | ||
| Alright, alright. | ||
| Should sci-fi come with a warning label? | ||
| Like, you know, warning, advisory, for people who cannot tell the difference between reality and fantasy, this is really gonna fuck you up. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is really gonna screw you up. | ||
| You're gonna think shit like what Alex just said. | ||
| Do we need to have tests before you can read science fiction? | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| Do we need to have some sort of comprehension test where it's like, listen, it's like a family video, you know? | ||
| Like, they've got the room in the back with all the porn. | ||
| You've got to be 18 to go into that room. | ||
| Libraries should have that but for sci-fi. | ||
| Well, I think that science fiction expands people's minds in such a way that, you know, as a young boy reading like Ray Bradbury or something. | ||
| Hugely influential. | ||
| Unlocked a lot of creativity that maybe would have laid dormant in me as a young boy. | ||
| And I think that that's the case for a lot of people. | ||
| And I think that the good outweighs the bad. | ||
| Because I think the case of Alex is so extreme. | ||
| I'm not saying 18. I'm saying there should be a test. | ||
| Whenever you can pass the test. | ||
| I don't want to limit the excess of sci-fi to the young kids out there who could use it. | ||
| Might be overkill. | ||
| Might be overkill. | ||
| As far as I know, there is only one person who has a relationship with sci-fi like Alex Jones, and it's Alex. | ||
| I know, but we gotta stop him! | ||
| Granted, the consequences are severe. | ||
| They are very bad. | ||
| They're very severe. | ||
| They're very bad. | ||
| And he's created a false reality for a lot of people to live in, and it's very profitable. | ||
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But... | |
| I don't think that... | ||
| I don't think we need to regulate sci-fi. | ||
| Might be an overreaction. | ||
| Might be an overreaction. | ||
| I understand that. | ||
| Look, spitballing. | ||
| It's blue sky thinking. | ||
| I'm just trying. | ||
| I'm trying to come up with reasons for this man who says that they're going to feed a pig to another pig to get the first... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I do like the idea, though, that Alex explains all that, and he's like, it's so obvious. | ||
| And Barnes' reaction is, exactly. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| What are you people in your brains? | ||
| This is what I'm talking about when you go back to 2003 and you have these guests that are a little bit at least like on their own turf or whatever. | ||
| They're not these bootlicking... | ||
| Sycophantic nonsense people. | ||
| Not only that, Alex, but yes. | ||
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Of course! | |
| It is too obvious! | ||
| You are totally right! | ||
| No, naturally! | ||
| So we gotta learn about a false flag. | ||
| Oh, sure, of course. | ||
| I think Barnes might be wrong. | ||
| You dig in deep, you find out the Klan was not an organic, authentic group. | ||
| The Klan would rise and fall depending on what the politicians in power supported them or not. | ||
| They were weaponized tools of the establishment infrastructure local to the community. | ||
| They were not some organic group. | ||
| That's why, you know, the supposed people said Klan made up of poor white people. | ||
| Totally false. | ||
| Those poor white people, there would have been some rich white people hanging from trees. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
| I don't even want... | ||
| Barnes, to speak. | ||
| And now that he has, I regret it. | ||
| The Klan was a false flag, my friend. | ||
| That is... | ||
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Yeah, it's a bummer. | |
| Oh, boy. | ||
| So, also, he thinks not only that the Klan is a false flag, but that Antifa is their hypocrites. | ||
| If people want to look at Antifa, if Antifa was legitimately an anarchistic group, A group that was opposed to capitalism? | ||
| Why have they never attacked the Federal Reserve? | ||
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Get them. | |
| There are, you know, first of all, it's not an actual group, but also, like, there are people who associate with anti-fascism who are capitalist. | ||
| There are people who are anti-fascist leaning who... | ||
| Are anarchist or believe that there is a place for the state. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| It's anti-fascism. | ||
| I feel like he's missing that crucial aspect. | ||
| I think it's intentional. | ||
| No, obviously it's intentional. | ||
| He's a lawyer. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| No, you can't be like, if Antifa wants to be an anarchist group without immediately stopping and being like... | ||
| Does Antifa want to be an anarchist? | ||
| Did they name themselves... | ||
| Anarchy. | ||
| Anarchist group, or anti-capitalists, Antica. | ||
| Like, sure, we can do all of those things, but if you're describing it, it's called Antifa for fascism. | ||
| You can be for capitalism and still against fascism, although one might argue that the eventual road will always lead to fascism, but that's a conversation for a different day. | ||
| And I feel like... | ||
| Prior to becoming an out-and-out white nationalist, as he is now, Stefan Molyneux, the guy who Barnes is fine hanging out with, was an anarcho-capitalist. | ||
| He did say that. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Anyway. | ||
| And, hey, how about this? | ||
| How many Wall Streets have you fucking occupied, you dumb shit? | ||
| Why haven't they ever gone after the Fed? | ||
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Who do you think occupied goddamn Wall Street? | |
| Well... | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But that was a false flag. | ||
| Oh, that's true. | ||
| Anyway. | ||
| My bad. | ||
| Barnes skedaddles out because he's got to prep that lawsuit. | ||
| It's totally going to work. | ||
| Overnight. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex goes to calls, and this caller, this little 10-second clip is perfect. | ||
| They're announcing the new booster shots are going to be patches with micro glass that goes into your skin so they can track you. | ||
| Did you know that? | ||
|
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No, but I mean, I believe anything now, and I just... | |
| Yes, you will. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| No, no, no! | ||
|
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Ma 'am! | |
| Ma 'am! | ||
| No! | ||
| Ma 'am! | ||
| Somebody save her! | ||
| That was a perfect moment. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Alex says something, and she's like, I didn't know that, but I'll believe anything. | ||
| Yeah, that's... | ||
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You will. | |
| You will believe anything. | ||
| So you're listening to this bullshit. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Man, you could probably run and win office as a Republican if your slogan was just, you'll believe any old shit I say. | ||
| I bet... | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| I bet if you did something that would be, like, universally decried as offensive and horrible, like, just, I'm gonna run for office, but I'm never gonna wear a shirt. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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You know, it's just like, yeah, I feel like we, most people wear shirts. | |
| I'm not a shirt guy. | ||
| I just don't do shirts! | ||
| Come on! | ||
| I say it like it is! | ||
| Shirtless. | ||
| If you're really confident about it, I bet you could win on a GOP ticket. | ||
| Probably. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Because they just don't fucking care. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They just hate the left. | ||
| That's it. | ||
| I stick it to the libs. | ||
| But I insist on every public appearance that I have, I'm wearing a snake on my neck. | ||
| Listen, listen. | ||
| Here's what we got. | ||
| You want to stick it to the libs, you go with me. | ||
| Shirt or no. | ||
| You want to not stick it to the libs, you vote for one of those other assholes over there. | ||
| They're not going to stick it to the libs. | ||
| No, probably wearing a suit. | ||
| Look, look. | ||
| No shirt, no shoes, no service. | ||
| No libs is what it is. | ||
| No shirt, no shoes, no libs. | ||
| No shirt, no shoes, no libs. | ||
| Snake around my neck. | ||
| Vote for me. | ||
| Vote for me. | ||
| So, Alex has been having a good time on this episode, but he kind of fucked up. | ||
| He meant to play a bunch of videos of Antifa pretending to be cops. | ||
| Sure, sure. | ||
| That sounds right. | ||
| Wait, I'm sorry. | ||
| Antifa pretending to be cops? | ||
| Yeah, he just hasn't gotten to it, though. | ||
| And I really wanted to spend a half hour today on the Antifa videos of them acting like police and attacking everybody and going crazy. | ||
| And I'll try to play a few of the clips, but I'll just have to do it on the Sunday show. | ||
| But I said four hours of your calls. | ||
| With your stories. | ||
| And I've been doing a pretty good job lately of getting to these calls. | ||
| Because they don't want this heard. | ||
| They want this shut down. | ||
| But again, they're collapsing the economy and they're going to use a race war as the cover for the collapse and then blame that on the race war. | ||
| And the guilt of the American people so the banks don't get blamed. | ||
| That's the big one. | ||
| Ties together with the COVID. | ||
| That's a drill for martial law. | ||
| But your calls actually are paramount above that. | ||
| If I have the energy, I'm actually pretty exhausted right now. | ||
| I usually take about an hour off to do some research. | ||
| I call that off, not talking, before I go back on air. | ||
| But maybe I'll pop in there in the war room today. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That's difficult to follow, just as ideas. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I guess the only thing I really take issue with is the idea that, well, obviously there's going to be a global collapse and there's a race war coming in order to make sure the bankers don't get blamed for that global collapse. | ||
| But your calls are more important. | ||
| Naturally. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| If I were a caller, I would take issue with that. | ||
| I just don't even know how to hear him. | ||
| He's just saying words. | ||
| Yeah, that's exactly what I'm hearing. | ||
| I'm just hearing him say words. | ||
| When you're following along with what he thinks is supposed to happen, what he's certain is supposed to happen, everything he's doing is insane. | ||
| It is an insane person. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| Is this real or fake? | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| If he believes this stuff, he's crazy. | ||
| And if he doesn't believe this stuff, he's maybe more insane. | ||
| Because this is... | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So Alex does end up playing some videos of Antifa acting like cops, I think. | ||
| I'm not sure. | ||
| I didn't watch the video. | ||
| I was just listening to the audio. | ||
| And this is a surreal thing if you are just listening to the audio, because you can't see what's on the video, and he doesn't say, like, he doesn't narrate the video at all. | ||
| Oh, here's the Antifa or anything like that. | ||
| Instead, he just kind of mumbles about violence. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And it's very upsetting. | ||
| They're like pretending and LARPing. | ||
| They're like a SWAT team stopping a bank robber. | ||
| But they're not. | ||
| They're just beating people up and attacking people. | ||
| I mean, I couldn't be a cop to be around these people. | ||
| I mean, it's just incredible. | ||
| And they go, don't attack us while they attack you. | ||
| The left is just trash. | ||
| And I'm sorry, man. | ||
| I love them with the metal baton. | ||
| They start attacking them. | ||
| We're going to slit your throat. | ||
| All this stuff. | ||
| I mean, it's just who they are, man. | ||
| They love it. | ||
| See, I can't get around that. | ||
| I'd go King Kong on those people. | ||
| I mean, I'm telling you, it'd be bad, man. | ||
| Are you sure you don't want to file a lawsuit? | ||
| I've got a real problem. | ||
| You want to punch my buttons? | ||
| Be five or six people saying they're going to kick my ass. | ||
| That punches the buttons, man. | ||
| That overwhelming group of people. | ||
| That's when the big can of crazy man gets released. | ||
| That's when people start getting hurt really bad. | ||
| I mean, even looking at it, I just... | ||
| Oh, my God. | ||
| I mean, those people would have their noses torn off, their heads bashed in, and then, you know, somebody would probably walk up and stab me from behind. | ||
| I don't even care, because I just destroy each person one at a time. | ||
| It only takes about five seconds to actually get a hold of them. | ||
| By the way, anybody can do this. | ||
| Anybody can kill a religion. | ||
| Wait, what? | ||
| People have governors. | ||
| I don't have one. | ||
| Whoa, okay. | ||
| This has gone in a direction. | ||
| Yeah, that's not good. | ||
| Hey, Alex, did you go to family court yesterday? | ||
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Ah! | |
| Well, I do need to reestablish my male dominance, otherwise I won't have any self-esteem whatsoever, and the only way I know how to express that is through fantasies of violence, which makes me a healthy person, as everybody knows. | ||
| And assuring my audience that it's easy to kill people. | ||
| Yeah, that's what it is. | ||
| That's because I'm a man, you know? | ||
| I don't have a governor. | ||
| God, I would not like to see this kind of conversation on any program. | ||
| Like, any program that's trying to be political or... | ||
| Talk about issues. | ||
| Mumbling about murdering people is just... | ||
| Oof. | ||
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Whoever... | |
| I mean, what lawyer was it that made it so that they couldn't show clips of his show? | ||
| Barnes. | ||
| Yeah, was it Barnes? | ||
| No, no, I don't know. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Because whoever did that, man... | ||
| Imagine just going to family court and just being like, hey... | ||
| After we went to family court last time, I'm going to play this clip of Alex on his show. | ||
| It's very easy to kill. | ||
| I do not have a governor. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Most people think it's hard to kill. | ||
| That's just because they won't let themselves. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| I, on the other hand, have an ease with murder. | ||
| Your Honor, could we please keep this man as far away from us as possible? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| So Alex says something about murder that I actually kind of think is... | ||
| I mean, it's not news. | ||
| By the way, anybody can do this. | ||
| Anybody can kill really easy. | ||
| People have governors. | ||
| I don't have one. | ||
| And five, six people start to fight with me even though I'm 47. I'm young. | ||
| I just want to tear them to pieces. | ||
| And I know a lot of you have that in you too. | ||
| And the left doesn't get that whole veneer is starting to peel away, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| So, I don't have a governor. | ||
| Now, I think we know that, and we have known that for a long time. | ||
| We're very well aware of it. | ||
| Yes, that's kind of been the whole thing about you and your types, Alex, is that you very clearly want to kill us. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Won't stop talking about it. | ||
| Just amazing how in a very short period of time you can say, the left is just trash. | ||
| They're just evil. | ||
| They're just like this. | ||
| Now, obviously, I could kill, and I want to. | ||
| And I have no governor. | ||
| And I know you do, too. | ||
| And you could kill. | ||
| And it's much easier than you think. | ||
| But that's the problem. | ||
| That's the problem, Dan. | ||
| The left is trash. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, obviously, I have no governor or a moral system, and I'm willing to kill. | ||
| Despite being a Christian, I am ready and willing to kill with no governor. | ||
| I have no governor! | ||
| And the left thinks that they're all safe. | ||
| The veneer of our politeness and non-murdering is starting to slip. | ||
| Hey, buddy! | ||
| It slipped a while ago. | ||
| Yeah, you remember when you stormed the goddamn Capitol? | ||
| Yeah, or the Unite the Right rally, or any of the... | ||
| All the murders you guys do? | ||
| Oh yeah, there were those too. | ||
| There's all the fucking murders. | ||
| Every time Stuart Rhodes talks? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, that fucking psycho. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Anyway, we have one last clip here, because Alex takes a call, and I just want to play this because I think it's unhinged. | ||
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One, I was gonna... | |
| See if you could, like, hold a call-in prayer session show, like a segment hour for, like, on Sunday or Sunday night or something like that. | ||
| I think that's really smart. | ||
| Or beyond that, people tell their testimony and talk about God and talk about how we need God. | ||
| In fact, I don't think that's just an hour of a show. | ||
| I'll do the next Sunday or a special show next week dedicated to God. | ||
| You're right. | ||
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Thank you, thank you. | |
| Yeah, because on October 12, 2016, you prayed for Trump to win, and I prayed right along with you, and I think that granted the prayer, but... | ||
| Yeah, I think our prayers got Trump elected, and look, this is just, like, this is great. | ||
| If I were Alex, I would be so pumped about something like this, because it's like, okay, the audience is starting to suggest that I become a televangelist. | ||
| If I can make this transition work... | ||
| All I gotta do is just push a little bit through. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| If I can have a proof of concept where I start doing shows that are entirely... | ||
| Pure religious. | ||
| ...religious nonsense. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| And I can make that profitable. | ||
| I can stop this whole bullshit. | ||
| Man. | ||
| I can stop doing things that are gonna get me sued all the time. | ||
| I just wanna scream at these people. | ||
| I don't... | ||
| Why... | ||
| I wish... | ||
| I wish I didn't have any... | ||
| Governor? | ||
| No. | ||
| Biblical education. | ||
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Oh. | |
| I... | ||
| It drives me insane. | ||
| It was hammered into me so much, so fucking much, now that the idea of these people saying, oh, we're so fucking Christian and the left is evil and immoral and shit. | ||
| Read your goddamn Bible. | ||
| Can you imagine how Jesus would feel if you made money off of praying to him? | ||
| Money! | ||
| He's going to do an hour-long show just about prayer for you, and then he's going to... | ||
| Plug in the goddamn middle of it. | ||
| In the middle of your prayer. | ||
| And you're going to tell me. | ||
| You're going to tell me you're Christian. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You fucking pieces of shit. | ||
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Please smite the globalists. | |
| God damn it. | ||
| I hate these fucking people. | ||
| Please smite my enemies. | ||
| Amen. | ||
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Also, God, I should tell you, it's 25% off. | |
| I know! | ||
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On bodies. | |
| It's unreal. | ||
| Unreal. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It is just sitting there, and I see... | ||
| Yeah, I think it would introduce a difficulty for me in terms of, like, if his show went full televangelist... | ||
| Who, having me here? | ||
| No, I think I'd have to keep doing it, right? | ||
| I'd have to keep following the show. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I mean, it's a new frontier for us. | ||
| To be clear, I don't think necessarily that's where he's going, although I do think it would be a smart decision. | ||
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Probably. | |
| Which is why whenever there's sort of indications of... | ||
| An instinct to go that way. | ||
| It's like, you should take that off, Ramp Man. | ||
| Probably smart. | ||
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Yep. | |
| If you can survive these cases that you're in the middle of now and get to televangelism. | ||
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You're golden. | |
| God, yeah. | ||
| Jim Baker's been scamming for decades. | ||
| Decades! | ||
| He went to fucking prison. | ||
| He's not even trying. | ||
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No. | |
| He stopped trying after he went to prison and just smoothly walked back into it. | ||
| He has a compound. | ||
| He has a compound. | ||
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In the Ozarks. | |
| Everything you talk about. | ||
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And no one talks about it. | |
| Everything you talk about, like I want to move into the middle of nowhere, just do a Jim Baker. | ||
| He sells survival food. | ||
| He owns people who live in his compound. | ||
| That's real! | ||
| He can tell them what to do whenever he wants! | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| Yeah, that's the hammock. | ||
| That's the retirement that all shitheads like Alex should dream of. | ||
| Anyway, I thought this was fun, if only because this study was just a travesty. | ||
| Of Alex just being unable to even deal with any kind of source material. | ||
| No, that wasn't even redacted. | ||
| That was lit on fire before he even had the chance to read it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It made me think very frequently. | ||
| All right, shut up, Jones! | ||
| Quite a few times. | ||
| Nicely done. | ||
| Thanks. | ||
| Well done. | ||
| Nice bookend. | ||
| We came full circle. | ||
| There was a narrative through line, and you closed it out strong. | ||
| And I came up with Spouse Mouse. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| Yeah, in a stroke of genius. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| It was a good day. | ||
| It was a good day. | ||
| I'm never going to top Spouse Mouse. | ||
| You'll top Spouse Mouse. | ||
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I'll try. | |
| Dan, Spouse Mouse is not that good. | ||
| I might be tired. | ||
| Anyway, Jordan, we'll be back. | ||
| Yes, we will be back. | ||
| For another episode soon. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| We do have a website. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yes, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's added go to Ben Jordan at knowledge underscore fight. | ||
| We're also on Facebook. | ||
| We are on Facebook. | ||
| We'll give you a town show! | ||
| If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area. | ||
| Also, check for a new episode of our role-playing. | ||
| Oh yeah, that's right! | ||
| Middle of the week. | ||
| Yes, we will be putting that out middle of the week. | ||
| Should have another exciting installment of Dutch Wildfang and Friends. | ||
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Let's hope so. | |
| That's what I'm calling it from now on. | ||
| Dutch Wildfang and Friends. | ||
| I thought God's Damn Wizard wasn't a terrible title. | ||
| It's a play on God Damn. | ||
| I assume there's a wizard we're going to run into eventually. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So enjoy that look for that. | ||
| We'll be back. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX. | ||
| Clark. | ||
| I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
| And now here comes the sex robots. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |