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May 3, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#554: April 30, 2021

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how the last week ended on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex stokes religious tensions, interviews someone who probably got tricked by a pyramid scheme, and definitely doesn't talk about Matt Gaetz news.

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alex jones
11:00
d
dan friesen
38:23
j
jordan holmes
24:13
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artur pawlowski
02:03
c
carrie madej
03:36
n
norm pattis
01:31
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paul joseph watson
01:39
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steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge Fight.
unidentified
Dan and George.
Knowledge fight.
I need, I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in, Andy in, Andy.
Stop it.
Andy in, Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your room.
Knowledge fight.
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody!
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around and drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
Oh, wait, sorry.
We worship at the cult of the altar of Selene.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's what we do.
We worship at the altar of Selene.
Yeah, there we go.
Dan!
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Dan!
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question.
dan friesen
Uh huh.
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot.
Why don't you go first?
Why don't I go first?
Because I was about to say granola again.
jordan holmes
Oh, you can't say granola twice.
dan friesen
Deep into granola.
jordan holmes
Can't say granola twice.
My bright spot, Dan, is around this time of year.
Every year my cousin and I get together and we go to a ball game.
I don't know if you know this or not, Dan.
dan friesen
I know you love the stick.
jordan holmes
I appreciate the game of baseball.
dan friesen
You love the steals.
jordan holmes
And we didn't get to do that last year.
And this year we just got the tickets and we're going to a game.
Oh, that's great.
It feels so amazing.
It feels so amazing.
I'm like shivering with excitement.
I can't wait to go.
That's great.
It'll be amazing.
dan friesen
Who are they playing?
Who are the Cubs playing?
jordan holmes
Who cares?
dan friesen
Oh, wow.
jordan holmes
Also, it's the Pirates, so who cares?
But again, the Cubs are terrible this year, so again.
Who cares?
dan friesen
All right.
jordan holmes
They're probably going to lose.
dan friesen
All right.
Oh, let's see.
What do I got?
I guess...
I don't know.
It's tough.
This is sort of a hypothetical bright spot.
jordan holmes
All right.
I'm listening.
dan friesen
I think I feel comfortable enough to maybe try to check out a gym again.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
You know, like, we're vaccinated.
jordan holmes
That's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
That is a bright spot.
I think we're at a point where I could feel comfortable, whereas, you know, like before, certainly there was no ability to exist in that.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, your last visit to the gym was nightmarish, hellish.
dan friesen
It was a little scary to see that level of...
jordan holmes
It was passive manslaughter?
Is that one way of putting it?
dan friesen
I think it might have worked out better than passive manslaughter, but it certainly was not for lack of trying.
There was a lot of irresponsibility going on and did not care for it.
But I feel like it's about time.
I feel pretty good about that.
I always enjoy going to the gym.
jordan holmes
Spring!
Time to go out!
Hit the beach of Lakeshore.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Take your shirt off and really just...
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
You know.
dan friesen
I was down by the lake the other day.
unidentified
What were you doing?
dan friesen
Wandering around on some rocks.
jordan holmes
What were you doing wandering around on rocks?
dan friesen
Considering jumping in?
jordan holmes
No.
What were you doing?
unidentified
Just enjoying the lake.
dan friesen
It was a nice day.
jordan holmes
Were you doing an Abilify commercial?
unidentified
I was.
jordan holmes
Was that what was happening right there?
Staring off into the middle distance?
dan friesen
It was a nice day.
So, Jordan, today we have an interesting episode to go over.
We're going to be talking about April 30th, 2021.
jordan holmes
Blackpick!
dan friesen
I was going to say I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
You almost said I'm Dan!
Shit!
dan friesen
This is unforced error on my part.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, I said Black Deck, I think, so I don't think either of us succeeded.
This is a terrible idea.
dan friesen
So yeah, I said on our last episode that we were going to be covering the end of the week, because Rudy Giuliani got raided.
jordan holmes
We've got to figure out what's going on there.
dan friesen
I couldn't waste time with that, because on Thursday, news broke about Roger Stone's involvement in the...
Matt Gaetz affair.
jordan holmes
I don't recall anything beyond somebody thinking, here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to give Roger Stone...
Roger?
I have a tattoo of Richard Nixon on my back stone.
Yes.
Incriminating evidence!
dan friesen
I'm going to write a confession letter and give it to sneaky Roger Stone.
jordan holmes
I am going to give this...
Crucial piece of evidence to the single worst person to ever!
dan friesen
And I will keep snapshots of offers of bribes to get a pardon.
Yeah, there was a Daily Beast article that, uh, pretty, pretty bad looking.
unidentified
I mean, like, look.
dan friesen
Anything could be fake.
jordan holmes
No, no.
Here's why it's so believable.
dan friesen
The players involved act like themselves.
jordan holmes
Exactly, and everybody's so stupid.
Nobody's doing anything.
Even a half-assed attempt at Googling how to not get arrested for these specific crimes would be like, don't give it to Roger Stone.
dan friesen
And the part of it that makes it even more believable on a personal level for me is that they had They had their app, their texting app set to delete the messages, and Roger followed through with that, whereas Joel Weinberg did not.
jordan holmes
Ah, now that's where we're in.
dan friesen
That strikes me as genuine.
jordan holmes
That's good stuff.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So that came out, and I was like, well, the 30th is gonna be fucked up.
Friday's gotta be fucked up.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
His buddy is like...
On the hook here in this Daily Beast article, talking with this guy who's admitting to having sex with a 17-year-old for money, trying to get Roger, Alex's buddy, to get a pardon from Trump, and it appears through the text that Roger is like, that's a thing that's done.
jordan holmes
250k!
Yeah, no big deal!
Wow!
dan friesen
So, big news day for Alex.
jordan holmes
I am going to put $250,000 worth of Bitcoin on Roger Stone not calling in on Friday.
dan friesen
He does not show up.
jordan holmes
That is not a surprise.
dan friesen
I will spoil that.
jordan holmes
I will take my $250,000, please.
dan friesen
I didn't agree to that, but Roger is...
He is not to be found.
jordan holmes
My lawyers have told me to pray more.
dan friesen
We do get a lawyer show up.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah, that's not surprising.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, we'll get into this and see what Alex's response is.
But before we do, I've got to take a little moment and say thank you and welcome in some wonks.
So first...
jordan holmes
That's a great idea.
dan friesen
Someone tried to catfish my mom with a picture of Alex Jones, and now I'm here.
Thank you so much for now, Policy Wonk.
alex jones
I'm a Policy Wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
I assume the path that everyone took to our show.
dan friesen
Sure.
Next, Actual Biblical Satan.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Hail Satan.
dan friesen
Next, Human Cat Rymara.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Oh, thank you very much, Human Cat Rymara.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Fruitsy Collins.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Fruitsy Collins.
dan friesen
Thank you.
And Bianca Donk.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Bianca Donk!
dan friesen
Every time I read that name, I can't not think, Honky Tonk, Bianca Donk.
Remember that song?
Honky Tonk, Badonkadonk?
jordan holmes
I do remember Honky Tonk, Badonkadonk.
dan friesen
Man, what a great time in culture.
jordan holmes
You know what's weird?
Every time you remember something, I get sadder.
dan friesen
I don't know why I need to retain the memory of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.
jordan holmes
I know!
dan friesen
But then other things slip my mind.
jordan holmes
No, there's so many things.
dan friesen
You know, that song is one of the main reasons I hate The Doors.
jordan holmes
All right, end of the episode.
We have to end after that.
That was perfect.
You won.
You won podcasting.
dan friesen
Well, I'd like to take that win and transition it over into wishing happy birthday to Ying!
I don't know when Ying's birthday is, but it's in May from what I understand.
jordan holmes
Somewhere around.
dan friesen
Yes.
And I also don't know the name of the person who wished them a happy birthday.
jordan holmes
Why would you?
That's not important.
dan friesen
His screen name is Dan Didn't Say My Joke Name.
jordan holmes
See, there you go.
dan friesen
Sometime in May.
jordan holmes
It looks like you've been had.
dan friesen
Sometime in May.
unidentified
There is a person out there named Ying who has a birthday.
dan friesen
And also an anniversary with a person whose screen name is Dan Didn't Say My Joke Name.
So it's vague.
jordan holmes
Here's what I love about us.
Shows wouldn't do this, what we're doing right now.
But two, shows that did do this would do follow-up stuff.
But that's why you come to us.
You come to us for us to vaguely know a little bit enough to be like, you're great.
dan friesen
Like to suggest.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, let's get into it.
April 30th.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Friday.
jordan holmes
Let's do it.
dan friesen
Alex's show started with some troubling news.
jordan holmes
Was it that Matt Gaetz?
Nope.
dan friesen
It's troubling news that comes in the form of the voiceover.
unidentified
Coming to you live from the Infowars.com studios in the recaptured state of Texas, it's Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
When did they reca- Recapture it!
dan friesen
I'm glad you responded that way, because I couldn't tell if we've talked about that before, or if that's new.
jordan holmes
No, that's new to me.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
That's new to me.
What did they recapture it from who?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It was occupied Texas.
dan friesen
Yes.
For his entire career, it's been occupied Texas.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
FEMA Region 6. It was FEMA Region 6. But then he was liberated for a while, wasn't it?
dan friesen
I don't think so.
jordan holmes
I think there was a time where they were like...
dan friesen
Also, isn't the state currently turning blue?
jordan holmes
Yeah, I guess it's been recaptured.
dan friesen
Yeah, maybe that's meant to be recaptured by Democratic voters.
jordan holmes
Could be.
I don't know.
I mean, the more Latinx people are allowed to vote in Texas, the more it is being recaptured from the colonialists, so that's nice.
dan friesen
Yeah, I thought that was strange, and I think I might have heard that before in the past, but it struck me as very new, and I don't know what it's in reference to.
Struck me.
Struck me.
jordan holmes
Recaptured.
Who got it?
dan friesen
Alex.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
And Joe Rogan.
jordan holmes
Good for them.
Good for them.
dan friesen
So Alex starts the show off with some Lana Del Rey, and it is too loud.
jordan holmes
Oh, so we're in a mood.
dan friesen
No, it's more aggressive than some of the more symphonic, moody Lana Del Rey songs.
But it's too loud, and they did not mix this well.
alex jones
I am your host, Alex Jones, and I'm extremely honored and blessed to be here with you today.
I want to lay out a great truth to you up front, and then I'm going to give you more evidences of it.
You're a very small planet hurtling through space, orbiting a standard yellow star two-thirds of the way out of the spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
Get up.
There are seven and a half plus million people on this planet.
The globalists see themselves as guardians of the earth, guardians of the galaxy, and that they are doing an emergency stunning, poisoning, dumbing down, and then culling of the human population.
And when you see their approach to animals, you see their same approach to us.
The EU has laws that have been placed for more than a decade now that you don't take a sheep into a slaughterhouse and hit it in the head with a hammer.
That's too crude.
You know, it kills it pretty much right away or knocks it out.
jordan holmes
Man, your buddy was selling pardons for money.
What do you got to say?
alex jones
And then you butcher it.
And so that's what they're doing is poisoning us, dumbing us down with drugs and electromagnetic radiation and all those other systems.
And psychologically confusing us, taking God away from us, separating us from God so we don't have any North Star.
And then we'll be so stunned, so diseased.
So much in a mesmerized sleep state that they'll be able to then go ahead and gut us, chop us up nicely, and end the species as we know it so these super predators can play God.
dan friesen
Or not.
jordan holmes
I think I just heard that Matt Gaetz was going to jail.
I don't know what you heard.
dan friesen
All I heard is just stuff you can just say, no.
jordan holmes
Nah.
dan friesen
I don't know what humane practices at slaughterhouses have to do with...
jordan holmes
No, that's...
Because you got it in The Slaughterhouse, No Country for Old Men.
That was a book and a movie.
dan friesen
I just hear Alex saying things that I just reject.
It's not based on anything.
jordan holmes
No, that's one of those things where somebody starts talking.
alex jones
That's filling time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and after a while you just go...
Screw you.
Don't care.
dan friesen
Or exactly what you were doing.
Isn't there something you should be talking about?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's conspicuous.
jordan holmes
Hey, aren't there crimes?
Didn't y 'all commit crimes?
dan friesen
It's conspicuous that you're not talking about this.
jordan holmes
Seems like you would be talking about all of them crimes.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex gets, you know, just talking through it.
jordan holmes
Just gotta get through it.
alex jones
They need to bankrupt us and put us into a position of total control.
And that's what all of this is about.
But here are the really huge, gigantic issues that everybody needs to be made aware of.
And that is that the globalists are moving us into a post-human world.
dan friesen
Oh, man.
A special report just starts playing.
jordan holmes
Somebody in there is...
I'm telling you, Dan.
One, the music was too loud.
We've seen too many appropriate song choices.
alex jones
I think...
jordan holmes
It's real.
dan friesen
Also, I don't know if I have a clip of it, but Alex played Tarzan Boy on this episode, which he hasn't played in a really long time.
jordan holmes
I'm telling you, there's a secret patriot inside the Infowars studio sending messages.
dan friesen
Here's the problem.
It's that, like...
The line between fucking with Alex and incompetence is indiscernerable.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no.
It's impossible to know.
dan friesen
But also, there's nothing better than that noise he made.
jordan holmes
I know!
It's just that moment of real resignation.
Just like, this is how it is.
dan friesen
He's too tired to even get mad.
jordan holmes
This is how it's going to be.
This is how it was.
This is how it's going to be for the future.
Just get used to it.
dan friesen
So, Alex has a special report that he wants to play, and it might have been that one that started playing accidentally.
I'm not entirely sure, but here he sets that up.
alex jones
But let me get these, part of a report.
Greg Reese normally puts out three- to five-minute reports.
They're all excellent.
I called him up at six o 'clock last night, and I said, Greg, will you stay late tonight and tomorrow morning and get out a report on this, because Joe Rogan had the courage to have this guest on, who's a big investigative journalist at the Washington Post, and that was...
Two days ago last night, three days ago today, and it didn't get any coverage because they know it's true.
They don't want to attack Joe Rogan for, oh, you had a Washington Post reporter on about Fauci being on the Wuhan lab and the leak and covering it up, which is true and which is huge.
But to have this come out and Joe Rogan cover it is massive.
If we can force this story out, this could really...
Devastate the New World Order and their whole operation.
dan friesen
So recently, Rogan had an episode where he talked to a guy named Josh Rogan.
R-O-G-I-N.
Not related.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
I understand.
Joe and Josh Rogan.
I gotcha.
dan friesen
This guy's a reporter who worked for the Washington Post.
I watched the relevant part of the interview, and I don't find it to be super convincing.
That said, Josh was explaining to Rogan why the theory that the virus started in that Wuhan lab is not necessarily completely crazy.
He doesn't prove or even claim definitively that he has information that Fauci or the lab is responsible for the outbreak.
He's just reiterating information that's been widely publicly divulged.
discussed over the entire last year.
There's some circumstantial evidence that makes people think that it got loose from a lab.
There's some circumstantial evidence that makes it look like the virus was naturally occurring.
That's not even a new or Yeah.
Yeah.
Feel the natural explanation is far more likely.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, there was like, two weeks ago, there was another story where it's like, DOD can't rule out the possibility, and you're like, well, yeah, of course not.
dan friesen
Proving a negative is really, really hard, unless it's a binary possibility, and you prove the affirmative.
It's very difficult, and so, obviously...
People who are talking about this seriously deal with it as such.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
Only unserious people would be like, there is no possible way I declare upon...
paul joseph watson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And people like Alex will create that of their opposition.
They will create that straw man of their opposition because it's easier to argue against.
So Josh kind of seems like a little bit of a dick, only because I don't believe that he's unaware of what he's doing.
Like, he's not some guy on his first press appearance.
He's a guy with a career in media.
He knows that what he's doing is lending the credibility of his mainstream media credentials to be used exactly how Alex is using this clip on his show now.
Unless Josh had some actual evidence of anything, the behavior he displayed in that interview was at best irresponsible.
This next clip from Alex's show, which is complete bullshit, is the direct result of that kind of irresponsibility.
alex jones
Bombshell Friday Live, Washington Post investigation.
Says Fauci behind Wuhan leak, says he's the main suspect.
dan friesen
So now it's turned into a Washington Post investigation that Fauci is the main suspect in getting rid of getting that COVID out there.
So yeah, I mean, all you've done is create...
Because what's proven by the conversation that he has with Rogan?
unidentified
Nothing.
dan friesen
What extra do they bring to the table other than sort of...
jordan holmes
The name Washington Post reporter.
That's what they bring to it.
They bring legitimacy from the Washington Post.
Rogan gets to call it a win.
dan friesen
It's not introducing a new idea that like...
There's a slight possibility that there's a lab origin.
It's not that.
That's not new.
It's normalizing the conclusion that it was from a lab.
That's just irresponsible, and I just don't believe that somebody who could have the level of career that he does would be able to go on Rogan and not recognize that your behavior would be interpreted by listeners that way.
jordan holmes
Right.
Well, I mean...
In that situation, there's two things going on.
One, if you have any credibility that you've built up through being a reporter of any kind of quality or something, and you go on Infowars or Rogan or whatever, they're there to steal your credibility.
They don't give a fuck about you.
Your credibility is what they're stealing, so they can do that.
And you're there to get attention.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's the deal.
dan friesen
Maybe sell something you're selling.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
So when you're a reporter for the Washington Post, if you don't know that you're there to sell something and they're there to steal your credibility, you're stupid.
That's beyond the pale.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Because that's the only reason you would go!
It's the only reason!
dan friesen
Not because Joe's fun?
jordan holmes
No, not because Joe's such a good man.
dan friesen
I hear Jamie's a cool dude.
I don't actually know anything about him.
jordan holmes
I've never heard of him.
I heard he Googles.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, Alex has a little friend from across the pond who pays a visit on this episode.
Paul Joseph Watson.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Boy, this is really just all about anti-Muslim agitation.
jordan holmes
There we go.
I was wondering.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
alex jones
A lot of people say, oh, well, the French, they capitulated to Hitler, so so what?
The French are good people, folks.
They've just been controlled by tyrants like we are.
And we're all French tomorrow.
London is Lundestand.
Look at our borders are wide open.
Okay, so France is the gateway to the UK and to the rest of Europe and the world.
So we need to stand with the French people.
They're good people.
dan friesen
So the whole thing is essentially that this is an extreme instance of anti-Muslim programming.
It's pretty...
Ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Yeah, just geographically.
How could France be the gateway?
dan friesen
The channel.
Isn't the channel from France to...
jordan holmes
No, I understand that the channel is from France to England, but I mean, you know.
dan friesen
Gateway.
jordan holmes
Like, for Europe.
Like, France, if you're looking at a map of Europe.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Right.
And you got the whole Europe thing.
I recall France being here, and then all this other stuff being in the way for the gate part.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, you make an interesting geographical argument.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
But does it feel real?
jordan holmes
That's true.
It doesn't feel as real.
dan friesen
And does that argument...
Because if not, throw it away.
jordan holmes
There's 15 countries between them and the gateway to London channel.
dan friesen
So yeah, what's going on here is that there was an open letter that got published in France that was about the fear of Muslims.
We'll talk about it here in a little bit.
Here's Paul discussing it.
paul joseph watson
Well, this is an open letter sent to the government of France, Alex.
And we've heard noises from these military personnel before, both active duty and retired, by the way, many of them retired generals, warning about this situation on the edges of the suburbs of major cities in France.
and this mirrors across many major European capitals as well as other French cities such as Lyon, that you have this parallel society whereby it's completely undermined the French government and their monopoly of power which is essentially what government is.
dan friesen
First of all, Alex's entire libertarian identity is based on the rejection of the state having monopoly on power.
The entire reason that the Second Amendment is so important is that if the populace can be armed, then the state can't attain a complete monopoly of force.
It's so weird to hear Paul be concerned about threats to the monopoly of power of the French government.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm real confused by that.
dan friesen
I wonder why that is.
jordan holmes
That's wild.
dan friesen
Anyway, this open letter that Paul is talking about was an insane letter that was published in a far-right magazine called Valours Actuel in France last week.
Interestingly, it was published on the exact 60th anniversary of a failed coup attempt against Charles de Gaulle.
Back in 1961, the idea of allowing Algeria to enjoy self-determination was put to a vote, and Algerian independence won the day overwhelmingly.
Naturally, many former generals, particularly those in Algeria, didn't like this, and they decided to form a junta and try to take over Well, hey, I...
jordan holmes
I was running things and then democracy?
Boo, fascism!
dan friesen
Ultimately, this didn't work out for these generals, but it did lead to many of them forming a group known as the Organisation Armée Secrète, which was a terrorist group aimed at destabilizing the situation in Algeria in order to maintain French colonial rule.
jordan holmes
Because what needs to...
So you want the government of Algeria to not have a monopoly on power, Dan.
dan friesen
Makes sense.
jordan holmes
Makes sense.
dan friesen
Yeah, so it seems like this may be more than a coincidence that this letter warning of an insurrection was published on the anniversary of a failed insurrection aimed at maintaining an archaic and offensive status quo, particularly when you read that one of their stated complaints about various anti-racism groups is that they want to tear down statues of famous French colonialists.
Like, it's just, it's a little bit, uh, it's a little bit aggro.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that, uh, that does sound a little bit like, uh, memorializing the day mishma.
But tried to overthrow Japan.
Like, with a nice little letter.
Like, Emperor Hirohito is pretty great.
I don't know if you guys remember that guy.
He's pretty great.
dan friesen
Naturally, noted fascist Marine Le Pen has voiced support for the letter and its signers.
Which is very clearly a part of her push towards running again in next year's election against Macron.
So, good.
jordan holmes
Hey.
Hey, you know...
unidentified
Ugh.
Ugh.
dan friesen
Yep.
This is just anti-Muslim agitation.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
alex jones
Well, all we know is the U.N. admits a doubling 10 years ago of Christian persecution, now a tripling worldwide.
So if you're a Christian anywhere in the world, the Muslims are killing you, including Africa.
We'll be right back with Paul Joseph Watson about what's coming next.
Stay with us.
dan friesen
There are very legitimate issues about Christian persecution around the world, and it would be wrong to not recognize that or to deny that or minimize it.
But the answer is not...
Oppressing Muslims.
jordan holmes
Nope!
dan friesen
It's not turning it around.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Okay.
Now I see what you're saying, Dan.
And when you say that, you think, what we're going to do is we're going to break the cycle of violence.
Now, have you considered, though, that on the other side of that cycle, we're the ones committing violence?
So, like, as long as we die before the cycle turns around again, we're golden!
dan friesen
I will say that, depending on which side you're on, it feels very different, but it's still bad.
jordan holmes
It does seem different, yes.
dan friesen
So, one of the things that I think that is kind of becoming a thesis of mine...
Over time, as I see this behavior just repeated over and over and over again by people in the Infowars sphere, is that I think one of the characterizing elements of what makes these people in this world is an inability or an unwillingness to recognize the difference between fiction and reality.
I really think that it's just something is...
And I think it's more unwillingness than inability.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think that that's the...
jordan holmes
Or maybe not unwillingness so much as all of the incentives push towards why deal with reality.
The incentives are towards believing in false reality.
So why would you go back to real reality?
You'd have to get a regular job.
Yeah, no.
Alex isn't going to just bag groceries.
dan friesen
But it's not just Alex.
I mean, it's Paul, too.
jordan holmes
Sure.
paul joseph watson
Charlie Hebdo.
Michel Welbeck, famed French author and intellectual, published the book.
So he'd already written it.
It was published on the day of the Charlie Hebdo massacre.
And he predicted that there would be so much discord and violence because of these Muslim communities that have not been integrated and that hate France.
Allied with the left-wing protest movement, by the way, ISIS literally puts out in their manifesto that they can make an alliance with the left-wing because they also hate France and the West to bring it down.
So he puts out a book on the day of Charlie Hebdo, warning that the contrived solution to all this would be a Muslim government in a coalition with a left-wing government that takes power and promises to get it all under control.
dan friesen
So this book by Michel Hulenbeck is...
Not a prediction.
It's not even a nonfiction book.
It's a novel that presents a fictional future where there's socialists and a Muslim Brotherhood political party that band together to resist the rising power from the extreme right-wing national front.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
That's one of the driving forces of the plot of this.
Fiction novel.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
In the fiction novel, there's a right-wing government oppressing everybody, the type that somebody like Paul Joseph Watson would appreciate.
And then they band together the Muslim Brotherhood and the leftists.
And so Paul is taking that as an attack on the real-world right-wing.
dan friesen
Well, I don't...
Look, some people have found the book itself to be fairly Islamophobic, and it traffics in some troubling tropes.
But I'm not really entirely sure, because I haven't read it.
I just read a description of the plot.
I do know, though, unlike Paul Joseph Watson, that this is a novel, not a prediction of things to come.
Like, this dude looked into God's eye, like Alex claims to, and has found this vision of the future.
jordan holmes
It's a novel.
No, I know.
No, no, I understand, but that kind of...
So you're telling me that it's a novel, right?
dan friesen
Paul says it's a prediction.
jordan holmes
Okay, but if you're right, that means that all those Dragonlance novels I read when I was younger aren't gonna come true.
dan friesen
Oh no, Jordan.
I have bad news.
jordan holmes
No!
No, but I was gonna meet a dragon!
dan friesen
Jordan, those happened in the past.
unidentified
No!
dan friesen
That's not the future, that's history.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, time's a flat circle.
It'll come back around.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Paul is just a real piece of garbage.
paul joseph watson
The French government literally came out before the first coronavirus lockdown, the Ministry of the Interior, and said that it shouldn't be enforced in these migrant ghetto areas.
So again, literally creating a separate law where the enforcement, the lockdown, the oppression imposed on us is not imposed on them because they're a specially protected class.
dan friesen
You can hear Paul's angle on this story, which is that poor migrant communities are being exempted from the draconian and fascistic rules that the white men of Europe are being subjected to because immigrants are a separate higher class of people to the globalists.
Interestingly, there's another side to this story, and that is the one based on reality, where the governments of Europe, particularly in France, didn't allocate funds to provide assistance to poor migrant communities.
Non-governmental organizations were working to advocate for the establishment of mobile clinics near areas where migrants camped, but their appeals generally went unheard.
The accommodation of people experiencing homelessness was tragic at the beginning of the pandemic, and there's still serious issues now, but you can see how Paul is rewriting governmental negligence towards a vulnerable population into actually secretly being...
Mm-hmm.
jordan holmes
I don't know if there's anything more right wing than having white people ignore immigrants and then blaming them.
Mm hmm.
Yep, that's the right wing for you.
dan friesen
That's about what all Paul's up to here.
Boy, it's a bad appearance.
Now, Alex dropped something that I thought was really, really interesting and confused me a lot.
jordan holmes
What is it, a hot potato?
alex jones
It's now official.
They're parroting from the BBC to CNN to ABC Australia that you will get your freedom when you have your vaccine.
The moment of freedom for you is when you get your vaccine.
These are the quotes everywhere, and it gets even crazier.
Top scientists, epidemiologists, you name it, are coming out saying, Yale medical doctors, that the majority of people in the hospitals now are from the vaccine, and they're telling people that they have COVID.
Wow!
We predicted that.
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen.
Gentlemen!
dan friesen
So that thing about, like, your freedom comes when you get the vaccine?
There was just somebody on a talking head show that was discussing how some people are not motivated by the idea that you can protect other people by getting vaccinated.
So maybe appeal to people's selfishness as a means of getting people to recognize the importance of getting a vaccine.
And I understand what this person's saying.
I also think it's a misguided perspective, but I don't think that taking the advice of one person on No, I think a lot of people should take the things that I say and extrapolate them and put them upon every single person who disagrees with them.
jordan holmes
I think that's a great idea.
dan friesen
It's a little silly, and Alex plays this clip with this person over and over again.
It doesn't prove any point.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's annoying.
dan friesen
But I have no idea where Alex was getting that statistic.
The majority of people who are hospitalized now are there due to the vaccine, not from COVID.
And because he's not providing a source, there's nothing I can do with that.
jordan holmes
I would argue that if that were true, that would be the biggest news in the history of ever.
dan friesen
I can, Jordan, tell you this, though.
A newly published CDC study found that among people 65 and older, the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines were 94% effective at preventing hospitalization, which is...
Huge.
If Alex can produce this data, I'd be happy to look at it, but at this point, all available information points the exact opposite direction.
jordan holmes
Yeah, especially considering how sensationalized it is whenever things don't work, where it's like, you just said, oh, it's 94% effective at stopping hospitalizations.
But how many times have we read an article that says that, but instead of saying 94% effective, they're like, 6,000!
100,000 people in the hospital now because of vaccines!
And then you're like, out of how many?
Oh, 100,000.
You know, like, it's...
Oh, you guys suck at this.
If that were true, imagine how the sensationalized news would report that shit!
Everyone dying!
dan friesen
Everyone's dead!
If it were true, people would sound like Alex, but worse, probably.
jordan holmes
He sounds so terrifying!
Alex is taking this news very well!
dan friesen
So Alex has another guest on, and it's that preacher from Calgary who was on, Arthur Pawlowski.
He's the guy who yelled at...
I mentioned this...
jordan holmes
Sure, he's the dick preacher, yeah.
dan friesen
We didn't talk about this, but we mentioned it, that he was on.
He's the other preacher.
jordan holmes
Oh, he's the other dick preacher.
dan friesen
There's the Grace Life Church, which is the one where Alex was trying to get everyone to go.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And this is another guy who has a church, and he wouldn't let people in to...
They've gotten a bunch of complaints about them having services and not following COVID guidelines, and so he just yelled.
There's a video of him just yelling, out!
Out!
And the people are like, we just want to talk to you.
unidentified
Out!
jordan holmes
See, now that's what you become a preacher for.
Kicking people out of a church has got to be an all-time good feeling.
dan friesen
Yeah, so he's on, and I'm going to go ahead and we'll talk about it.
jordan holmes
The Lord has abandoned you people!
unidentified
Out!
Out!
jordan holmes
Out, I say!
dan friesen
We'll talk about this a little bit this time.
alex jones
But I wanted to get Art Pulaski, the great preacher that feeds over 1,000 homeless people a week and who has his little church that's been raided a bunch by the provincial police and others, and now it was SWAT team, to give us an update, streetchurch.ca.
It was on Monday.
Their services are coming up this weekend.
They may try to lock the church up like they've done many others.
He's saying he's going to go.
To one of the places like Walmart or wherever.
He's going to announce it via email to his flock.
And so they'll have it where they do allow it.
dan friesen
So I thought that was kind of interesting.
I'm not sure, based on this interview, if he's saying that he's going to do this, like go preach at a Walmart.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But on April 27th, the last time he was on, here's what Alex said.
artur pawlowski
You've got Walmarts filled with people shoulder to shoulder, but I cannot have my parents for coffee in my house.
That's against the law.
I cannot have a church.
Because that's against the law.
But I can go with my church, with my friends, with my family members to Ikea and have a coffee over there.
alex jones
Oh, that's a great idea.
Why don't you guys go to Walmart, say you're going, go in and then hold a church service there.
You'll be allowed to.
Of course, then they'll throw you out.
But that'd be a great stunt.
dan friesen
That would be a great stunt.
Yeah.
So I don't know if the reality is that this preacher has taken Alex's advice for a stunt, but that's clearly something that Alex came up with when the two of them were talking a couple days prior.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I remember my favorite parts of the Bible where when Jesus got ideas from the devil and the devil was like, man, you should really try that out.
That's a great stunt.
Give it a shot.
Make all them loaves!
dan friesen
I remember there was a couple chapters that really stuck out to me when I was a kid in Bible study that were about God making dank memes.
jordan holmes
Totally, totally.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So this preacher, man, I...
I don't care for the way this guy thinks.
artur pawlowski
And the health inspectors received permission from a judge to use any force necessary.
And the judge's name, that's even more fascinating in this story, is David Gates.
Out of 7 billion names, they have found a judge that is a family of Bill Gates.
I don't know.
David Gates, the judge here in Calgary.
dan friesen
What?
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
Seven billion names?
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
Grow up.
Grow up, sir.
Sir, grow up.
dan friesen
Are there seven billion names?
jordan holmes
There are not seven billion names, Dan.
We have had to reuse a few.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think families generally...
jordan holmes
There's 6,999,998,000.
dan friesen
Yeah, man.
So the health department got a warrant to enter his church.
Sure.
And the person who signed it was Gates.
What?
What are the odds?
Probably zero.
It's not a coincidence.
jordan holmes
You know, if I was in it at church and I heard him just go like...
And it's the same last name as Bill Gates.
What does that tell you?
I'd be like, oh no, I guess religion is fake.
unidentified
Shit!
jordan holmes
You personally are so stupid, I don't believe in God anymore.
dan friesen
You've shaken my faith.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah.
You're too dumb.
dan friesen
Oh no.
jordan holmes
My whole life needs to be re-evaluated.
dan friesen
You're suggesting that all people named Gates are related.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
Even if it's just for fun.
jordan holmes
That's still crazy.
Oh, you're a dumb-dumb.
dan friesen
So Alex and this dude are talking, and they...
They get to discussing how the left, right?
The left.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's us.
dan friesen
What they're doing is they're using the budget or something in order to get the police to attack Christians.
That's what's going on.
jordan holmes
Interesting.
alex jones
Why are the police so happy in your area and in other areas with other churches to put fences up around them and to behave like something out of Soviet Russia?
artur pawlowski
Because the mayor, the homosexual Muslim mayor, Nahid Nenshi, That's exactly what is happening right now.
jordan holmes
If that is on the table, I will absolutely hold the police hostage.
If that is on the table, somebody let me hold the police hostage.
I will do it right fucking now.
dan friesen
Yeah, this guy's worrying me a little bit.
jordan holmes
I did not know that was on the table.
dan friesen
Well, you know, you got this guy is worried about...
jordan holmes
Don't...
Don't repeat what he said about that.
dan friesen
I wasn't going to.
I was going to say, he's worried about the cops.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Being manipulated by the budgetary concerns in order to destroy churches.
jordan holmes
That's my biggest fear.
dan friesen
And at a certain point, you ought to ask yourself a question, and that is, when are you going to rise up?
artur pawlowski
I mean, when is going to be enough?
When, you know, where are you going to rise up, people?
alex jones
Well, I mean, notice the masks are never going away.
I told people, they're never going to end this until people say no.
artur pawlowski
That's right.
What we know about bullies, that bullies, they will never stop bullying until you stop the bullying.
And that's what it needs to happen.
Three words.
No, get out.
No, get out.
alex jones
Well, even the New York Times and Homeland Security say it's a crisis that Christians won't take the vaccine.
It's not a vaccine.
It is a Franken-genetic re-engineering program.
jordan holmes
See what I'm saying?
You proved it.
artur pawlowski
That's exactly what it is, and it's killing now more people.
Oh boy.
jordan holmes
What are we going to have to do?
I don't know.
What are we going to have to do?
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
That's wild.
dan friesen
It's a very interesting perspective to see.
Actually, I think the only thing that I really find interesting about this is how much it makes sense.
Alex started...
They're closing down all these churches with the Grace Life Church.
He had that reporter on from Rebel News, and she wouldn't go along with his, like, everyone needs to come!
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
And I don't think that was fun for Alex.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
So now he's found Artur Palowski, who is like, everybody's gotta rise up!
jordan holmes
Hey, hey, look, I don't need any of your Rebel media reporting bullshit.
I want a stochastic terrorist.
dan friesen
I think that this guy is exactly what Alex would have wanted out of the other...
He would still be talking about the Grace Life Church.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if he was willing to call for an uprising.
dan friesen
Yeah, this guy is exactly what Alex wants.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
So, apparently, Alex gets a lot of emails about big medical news that never really makes it to the show.
And actually, I think that's good, because they would just be anecdotal stories.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
It would be meaningless.
jordan holmes
It'd be chain emails.
alex jones
Our email is full of doctors and lawyers and teachers and nurses, and we call them, they send us the evidence, where they are giving people shots and people are dropping dead at the vaccination centers.
And it's not just from the COVID shot, suddenly the flu shots are killing a bunch of people.
Something's going on here.
artur pawlowski
Yes, yes, we knew that.
We knew that Gates announced a few years ago that he wants to eliminate 6.5 billion people.
Now I got the judge Gates that is issuing illegal orders against the Constitution, the Charter Rights and Freedoms.
We know something is going on and Christians have always been in opposition to genocide and evil.
Have you?
unidentified
Have you?
dan friesen
So yeah, I guess, I mean, like, Alex, if he's getting these emails, there would just be anecdotal stories, but they send all the proof, and they just sort of never...
jordan holmes
Also, buddy, come on.
Come on.
dan friesen
Also, that killing 6.5 billion people is the Georgia Guidestones.
He's just referencing rocks in Georgia.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man, I really don't think that I would like my Christian preacher adding a little Georgia Guidestone in there every now and again, you know?
You don't want people adding...
dan friesen
And making another reference to how the judge's name is.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's not good.
That's not good.
dan friesen
I got this judge name again.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
So, uh, Poloski's the kind of guy though, who's not going to be deterred by this, uh, the state, uh, cracking down on him.
jordan holmes
Sure.
unidentified
It doesn't seem like it.
alex jones
Well, what's the Bible verse pastor?
I forget that the gates of hell shall not prevail against.
Christ Church.
artur pawlowski
That's exactly.
That's why tomorrow I'm opening the church.
Tomorrow I'm going to be preaching.
And if I am to go down, let the whole world see what is happening in the city of Calgary, in this beautiful country of ours, Canada, and at least let there be thousands of people So you're having Saturday Sabbath services.
alex jones
Tell us what time and where.
People can go to the website as well.
dan friesen
Interestingly, Artur did have his services the next day, on this Saturday.
jordan holmes
How'd it go?
dan friesen
Things didn't go well.
jordan holmes
Oh, what happened?
dan friesen
I'll just read to you here from an article in the Calgary Herald.
Quote, Christians have always been against violence.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Not their style.
dan friesen
Neighbors here have been threatened for at least seven weeks by these anti-maskers who are violating health regulations and spreading messages of hate, said Michelle Robinson, who lives in the neighborhood.
This is a very similar thing to what happened after the big uproar surrounding that Grace Life church, where Alex implored everyone to show up.
People did show up there, and who knows if it was because of the Rebel News reporting, or just some blog, or Alex, who knows exactly.
But!
Elizabeth Simmons, the deputy director of the Canadian Anti-Hate Network, told CTV this after, quote, monitoring the crowd.
Quote, it would be accurate to say that the event attracted far-right and right-wing conspiracy-minded individuals, for sure.
This is important to understand.
There's a reason why Alex is trying to ramp up and heighten the tension surrounding churches that refuse to cooperate with public health measures.
This is an intentional strategy meant to create a standoff that will lead to a galvanizing moment for the extreme right.
This is a super dangerous situation, and even if it doesn't escalate any further, the neighbors of this church are having to deal with an incredibly unfair circumstance where this narcissist in preacher's clothing is a criminal.
It's just inappropriate.
We need to understand that this is an intentional thing.
Whether or not Alex is sitting there with a whiteboard trying to draw out how to create...
jordan holmes
A martyr.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Or to create a conflagration of some sort.
jordan holmes
No, he might as well put a billion...
I'm putting a million dollar bounty on whoever can start a holy war.
dan friesen
He's trying to ramp up the tensions that would lead in that direction and hoping for the worst.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, I mean, whiteness didn't work in America, so let's try religion in Canada, I think, is what he's trying to do.
dan friesen
It's pretty upsetting, and I hope for all these situations to be navigated delicately.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Good luck.
dan friesen
So Alex gets done with this dude, and he gets back to the news, and he's got a fucking bombshell.
alex jones
All right, Alex Jones, you're back live.
There's a huge report that's going to be posted in the next 20 minutes to band on video that we worked on for a while because there's so many examples of it.
I only wanted a few minutes of it, but it's nine minutes of it.
And it's going to be titled Proof Joe Biden Has Dementia May 2021.
That's a good way to put it.
Spring 2021.
Does people know this is a new update?
Or just breaking, total proof.
Joe Biden has dementia and has been completely handled.
He has permission for everything.
It's just insane.
And he admits, while he has dementia, that he stole the election.
It's just unbelievable.
So, I have so many guests, I'm not going to have time to air this on the show today.
dan friesen
Really?
unidentified
You have proof that Joe Biden admitted that he stole the election?
jordan holmes
Did you just tell me that you have a nine-minute video that proves Joe Biden both has dementia and stole the election, but you don't have time today?
dan friesen
Yeah, no time.
No time.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
We have proof of Joe Biden confessing that he stole the election?
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
We have perhaps the most important piece of proof of the 21st century.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So the game that's being played here is he's trying to drive traffic to his website.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's definitely true.
dan friesen
And he knows that this is not worth his time on the actual show.
jordan holmes
You know, one thing that people haven't really gotten me with yet is why I should care if Joe Biden has dementia.
You know, like, I kind of don't care if they're weakened at Bernie's-ing him.
Right?
Like, so far, it's like, I don't want a monarch.
I don't want a president who's doing all of that stuff.
I'm fine if he's dead!
I'm fine if he's dead and they've got him in like a scarecrow stick figure thing behind him and they're just wheeling him out and deep faking his speeches.
I'm fine with that.
dan friesen
I feel like you speak for at least a segment of the population.
I think we should get some polling on that.
jordan holmes
I think everybody would be fine if you were just Weekend at Bernie's.
dan friesen
I don't know what the temperature of the country is.
If we would be fine with a Weekend at Bernie's president.
unidentified
I think we would all be fine with a dead president.
dan friesen
We'll see.
We'll see.
Let's put it out.
jordan holmes
I think it's a good test.
dan friesen
Put it out on Twitter.
jordan holmes
All right.
We'll see what happens, yeah.
dan friesen
So anyway, back to statistics.
jordan holmes
Sorry, sorry.
dan friesen
Do you know about statistics?
alex jones
Bombshell.
60% of new COVID patients are vaccinated.
Dr. Harvey Reich, very respected Yale medical doctor, on new patients diagnosed with the coronavirus, more than half have been vaccinated.
And they're having autoimmune diseases.
They're having allergic responses.
And the hospitals are being told, call it COVID.
And of course they test positive for it because the PCR test is set up just like Theranos did.
dan friesen
So now that Alex has dropped a little bit of a specific piece of information, I can tell you what he's talking about.
He almost certainly just saw this in a meme that was going around on social media.
Alex has no idea who Harvey Reisch is or where that quote comes from.
It turns out that it was from an interview that Reich did on Steve Bannon's podcast where he said, quote, What clinicians are telling me is more than half of the new COVID cases they're seeing to treat is people who've been vaccinated.
They've estimated 60% of new patients they've been treating have been people who have been vaccinated.
So, this is best second-hand estimations based presumably on anecdotal information being thrown around on Steve Bannon's podcast?
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
That sounds more trustworthy than data.
According to the CDC, as of April 20th, there were 7,157 reported cases of people who were vaccinated who still contracted COVID.
That's out of 87 million people who have been vaccinated, so that is not really that surprising of a number.
jordan holmes
Everyone's dying!
dan friesen
Yeah.
A CNN article from earlier in April had the figure at approximately 5,800 breakthrough cases, of which only 396 of those required hospitalization.
So it seems hard to believe that these numbers could be accurate.
jordan holmes
It's tough whenever you're working on numbers that are such a huge scale, because what we should be saying is...
Wait, 396?
Only 396 needed hospitalization?
We have miracles.
We make miracles now.
We create miracles and all this God bullshit they keep talking about is insane because only 376 people had to be hospitalized from a vaccine!
We created it in under a year!
dan friesen
We need ICP to make a song about this.
jordan holmes
What are we doing?
It's under a year!
dan friesen
So, yeah, like I said, the numbers do not match up.
And unless there's more than a secondhand story being told on Bannon's podcast, I'm just going to ignore this.
But it's important to recognize that this is the level of backing that Acclaim needs to have for Alex to take it as gospel, as long as it lines up with the narratives that he's currently profiting off of.
It's the only thing that really matters at all.
jordan holmes
I think what's fun about Steve Bannon's podcast is, regardless of whether or not he...
Previously was a very respected Yale medical doctor.
The moment you go on Steve Bannon's podcast, very and respected are removed from my vocabulary.
dan friesen
Yale also published something a number of months back in August that was critiquing and denouncing his...
Fervent support for hydroxychloroquine as a COVID cure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Yale put out a, look at this fucking asshole, sorry.
unidentified
Whoops.
jordan holmes
He's got tenure.
What do we know?
dan friesen
So Alex believes that vaccines are going to be mandatory, and man, he says something that I think is really weird.
alex jones
And it's going to be forced, folks.
Once they get a majority to do it, they're going to say, oh, things would open, but you wouldn't do it, so there's still COVID-19, which they set a computer to claim everybody has.
And then when you die, the other viruses and things they're actually releasing, or people are dying from the vaccines, they're not just going to die six months from now, or two years from now, like the ferrets died in a couple months.
That's for humans a couple years out, because ferrets don't live as long.
So they do animal studies, because they'll die quicker, but it's usually the same.
So, you know, if a dog dies in a week, humans will probably die in six months.
If a ferret dies in a month, humans will die in a year.
jordan holmes
That's math.
Transitive property affairs.
alex jones
If a rat dies in a week, a human dies in six months a year.
jordan holmes
I hate you.
I hate you so much.
alex jones
They know what they're doing.
jordan holmes
I hate you so much.
I hate you so much, Dan, for playing that clip.
dan friesen
Dog ears, man.
Dog ears.
jordan holmes
I hate you.
I hate you.
You.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Alex can say that.
You are supposed to keep me away from that shit, Dan.
dan friesen
No, because it's important to recognize that he thinks dog ears are literal.
jordan holmes
I'm supposed to be protected from this.
dan friesen
That's the kind of stuff that takes your breath away.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's rough.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Yeah, if a dog dies in a way...
So he thinks that when we talk about dog years, we're not just talking about relative time spans for life.
He thinks that we literally mean...
dan friesen
That's the only way I can make that make sense.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he has to think that...
dan friesen
I've really tried to approach this from a number of different directions because...
I don't know if he knows this, but different animals have different biologies.
jordan holmes
Nope, not true.
Nope.
dan friesen
Some things that are toxic to some animals are not toxic to others.
jordan holmes
Nope, all things one.
We are all God's creatures.
dan friesen
Some responses that animals have.
Okay.
It's just timing based.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
I just can't.
dan friesen
It's amazing.
jordan holmes
I just can't.
It's real good.
It's good.
dan friesen
It's good stuff.
jordan holmes
There's something admirable.
About a man who can so consistently say something that floors me.
dan friesen
Yeah, and confidently.
He repeated multiple examples of how animals have different lifespans.
jordan holmes
Multiple examples of the same wrong example that makes no sense whatsoever.
dan friesen
It's good stuff.
Damn.
Just damn.
So Biden had given his remarks before Congress, and he had mentioned something to the effect of white supremacy is terrorism.
And Alex is not happy about this.
jordan holmes
No, I wouldn't be surprised.
alex jones
This just went up on Infowars.com.
I told you this was coming yesterday.
Nobody else was talking about it.
I wish everybody was.
Tucker Carlson got it and covered it last night.
dan friesen
Of course.
alex jones
He said they're coming after you.
They told you.
Being white inherently is bad.
DOJ actively considering domestic terrorism law to target white supremacists.
That's why they tell you Antifa doesn't exist, but white supremacism is just an epidemic.
That's why everybody's a white supremacist.
dan friesen
To be clear, I don't think I would support any new laws for domestic terrorism.
But I do think that the idea of taking white supremacy seriously as a terroristic threat is something that is long overdue.
And it's also not surprising why Tucker and Alex are the people on the vanguard of yelling about this because their entire Their money is made by white victimhood.
jordan holmes
Yeah, your best bet there for them is it's a slippery slope argument, but even then, you're arguing for white supremacy.
Like, the end.
That's what you guys are doing.
Because at no point are they like, well, what we should do is focus on the extreme elements of white supremacy.
Nope.
None of that.
dan friesen
None of that.
jordan holmes
Just blanket, you're talking about white people?
I will kill you.
dan friesen
It's really interesting that you say that because I think it even becomes more clear as Alex talks about some other political figures speaking on the issue.
alex jones
Hours earlier, House Intelligence Committee Representative Adam Schiff and the rest of the Chinese spies on his committee.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
Alex Wallace, well, the sinner on the stage for the narrative by telling MSNBC's Noel Wallace that the predominant part of the domestic threat is white.
dan friesen
We have to stop there really quick because I think that Alex just tried to define white nationalist as just not globalist.
jordan holmes
Not globalist.
Yep.
dan friesen
That's not good.
jordan holmes
No!
No.
dan friesen
I don't believe that he doesn't know that that is a compound noun that has a specific meaning.
jordan holmes
It's a problem.
dan friesen
I know that there are some people, like Coach Dave was one of them, who I actually believe doesn't know what white nationalism means.
He thinks he is a nationalist who happens to be white, and he's like, I am a white nationalist.
I don't think he understands.
Alex does.
I've heard him discuss some of the ideas.
Couching that there as the opposite of globalist, that's a problem.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is interesting, because Dave is astonishingly stupid, but Alex is stupid astonishingly.
dan friesen
Yeah, let's finish this clip.
alex jones
And they go on to say, the FBI, the CIA, the intelligence agencies are going to disrupt us.
That's when you send the Green Berets in to kill people.
That's what that means.
jordan holmes
Is it?
alex jones
So, it's all here, it's all being announced, it's all being done.
It is the twilight of our republic.
It is a dictatorship.
dan friesen
That's not necessarily what that means.
But to be clear, what's going on is that Alex is defending white supremacy and white nationalism because he knows that it's a part of his power block.
He doesn't like that people are discussing how these things are a problem, and he's unwilling to separate himself from white nationalism because it's his bread and butter.
jordan holmes
People keep saying that I'm a white nationalist, and that's way wrong.
Now, I would just like my supporters to continue sending me Nazi coin.
That's the new official branded cryptocurrency of Infowars.
dan friesen
I only accept conflict.
jordan holmes
But I don't know why people are calling me white supremacist.
I just want people to call me apartheid, Dan.
dan friesen
I also think that Alex actually thinks that Swalwell's name is Swallowswell.
That was the name that Roger gave to him a couple years back when Roger was mad at Adam Schiff.
They had that blow up.
And yeah, Roger would call him that.
I think that Alex just doesn't realize that that's not his real name.
Because he doesn't say it as a joke.
jordan holmes
Can we live in a dictatorship?
When?
The man who is telling me we are living in a dictatorship just told me that he has proof that the dictator of said dictatorship has dementia and...
dan friesen
And admitted that he stole the election.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
That wouldn't really be a dictatorship, now would it?
dan friesen
It'd be a weird one.
jordan holmes
It would be a strange one.
dan friesen
So speaking of weird ones...
norm pattis
We shouldn't be seduced into thinking that because we're white, we ain't right.
And you don't win an argument by manipulating definitions.
Do you agree, Norm, that you're a racist?
Well, no.
Well, that's because you're a racist.
dan friesen
So Norm Pettis is back to be a really sensitive white dude.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
That was a great joke, though.
dan friesen
I guess.
It's not as good just to remind people.
Look, I'm not saying...
jordan holmes
Noted stand-up comedian.
dan friesen
I'm not saying that Norm is racist because he says he's not racist.
I say he's racist because...
jordan holmes
Local comedy phenom.
dan friesen
This was two weeks ago.
norm pattis
I tried my debut at stand-up comedy the other night at a small club in Connecticut, and I ended my riff with the following.
Hey, you know, I tried to buy woke insurance the other day.
The crowd looked at me.
What's woke insurance?
Well, woke insurance is what you need if you're a white man, because I'm reading the paper, and everything that's wrong with this country is my fault.
How am I going to pay for all of this?
I need woke.
Insurance.
And we're at a point where, you know, that sort of humor isn't necessarily farcical any longer.
dan friesen
It is.
I think that, you know, in comedy, there's some things that are evergreen.
Like, I could probably hear some Mitch Hedberg one-liners.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
They've heard a hundred times and still make me laugh.
jordan holmes
What was his best insurance bit?
dan friesen
This guy tried to buy insurance for a donut.
I said, I don't need insurance for a donut.
jordan holmes
I used to be racist.
Still am, but I used to, too.
unidentified
I gotta get Wilkins shirts.
jordan holmes
Oh boy, racist Mitch Hedberg is a new character.
dan friesen
Norm Hedberg.
jordan holmes
Norm Hedberg.
unidentified
Oh God.
dan friesen
Don't let him tell you, just because you're white, you're not right.
All right.
I'm gonna die.
Norm is a real...
Sensitive gentlemen.
jordan holmes
I love a racist escalator.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm going to get lost in that for a while.
Yeah, we can't do that too long.
dan friesen
If you get inspired, please feel free.
unidentified
Racist Mitch Hedberg is going to live in my brain forever.
dan friesen
So Alex wants to pair up Francis Boyle, the guy who...
jordan holmes
Directed 28 Days Later.
dan friesen
No, that's Danny Boyle.
Francis Boyle is the guy who Alex has on to talk about the Wuhan lab and how all these people are Nazi scientists and what have you.
He wants to get Francis Boyle and Norm together to...
Have a lawsuit against vaccines.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, do it.
Yeah, let's get it done.
dan friesen
So that's pretty funny.
But then, mic down for this, because Alex explains to Norm that the vaccines are dangerous, and Norm's response is hilarious.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
alex jones
I've got to get him with Norm passing to their lawyers so that we can go with this.
It's great to file and say religious exemption, First Amendment, Trump's your BS.
Totally reasonable.
I believe that Norm's right to sue on that.
But we need other suits because this is new what's happening of them shoehorning, genetic engineering, totally different system in.
I mean, if I injected you with cyanide and called it a vaccine, would I get liability protection?
If I injected you with...
I mean, this is a mutinogenic system.
So I didn't get you on to preach at you, Norm.
I'm just really pissed about this.
You're taking action.
You're a man of action.
We salute you.
But I've got to get you with Dr. Boyle, who's on with us tomorrow.
We're going to tape to air.
It'll air at 4 o 'clock tomorrow.
I'm going to send it to you.
I'm going to get you his number, because I think you guys teaming up is going to be huge.
I'm going to stop ranting.
Give me your take on what I just said.
norm pattis
I don't know enough about it to have an intelligent take.
What you're telling me is that significant portions of what has been sold in the name of public health is actually a pretext for something else and has implicit dangers that we're not being warned about.
If that is in fact true, that's an outrageous violation of trust.
Free to refuse medical treatment.
And in order to accept it, they must give informed consent.
Now, I took the vaccine.
I got double shots of Pfizer.
Nobody warned me about any gene therapy or anything like that.
So as far as I knew, I was taking a vaccine that was tested under exigent circumstances to meet an emergency.
I think I'm all right.
Maybe I'll be here tomorrow.
Maybe I won't.
But what you're telling me is...
Basically, pay better attention to what's going on, and I'm ashamed to say I haven't.
Well, let's be clear.
alex jones
You're a marathon runner.
I saw you eating a salad during the break.
jordan holmes
Shut the fuck up.
I saw you eating a salad!
I saw you eating a salad!
dan friesen
I love the idea that Alex...
jordan holmes
I saw you eating a salad!
dan friesen
I love the idea that Alex is sitting there and he's telling him, like, all this scary stuff, and Norm is like...
I got the vaccine.
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
It's funny when people take Alex seriously and try to restate the things back to him that he said and try and act like they give a shit about what he did.
jordan holmes
No kidding.
Oh, I took the vaccine and now I'm worried.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
jordan holmes
I was so scared.
I had no idea that the guy whose show I have been on consistently for the past several years Said that vaccines had something inside them that could kill you.
This is breaking information to me!
dan friesen
The guy who I weirdly am on his show a whole bunch has been for a year saying, don't get this vaccine.
I got both of them.
jordan holmes
I got them immediately.
dan friesen
As soon as I could.
And now I'm scared.
unidentified
Oh no!
jordan holmes
Oh, I'm so worried that I'm gonna be...
Oh!
Oh, Alex!
I could drop dead at any moment, couldn't I?
dan friesen
I will say that he has the acting chops of most comedians that I've met.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
He might fit in.
Sensitive white dude.
Can't act.
It's right in there.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex has another guest after Norm Bales, because he's so worried.
He's got to get this vaccine out of him.
He's going out there.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
If I donate enough blood, I won't have any more vaccine in me.
dan friesen
I imagine that's what he figured.
jordan holmes
That does sound right.
dan friesen
So Alex now has another person on, and woohoo, Nelly.
alex jones
So, doctor, thank you, Dr. Kerry Madej, for joining us.
I'm not going to go over your whole bio, but here is a...
dan friesen
So Carrie Madej is not a prestigious doctor who's been right about all this vaccine stuff the way Alex is going to try to present her.
She's a QAnon lunatic who's committed a series of public embarrassments that the audience that people like her and Alex have cultivated, they're trained to ignore.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
An article in Vice pointed out a particularly sad instance of Carrie just believing whatever bullshit she saw online.
Quote, Oh, boy.
Carrie is an osteopath, which on its own isn't necessarily a bad sign.
However, being an osteopath on Alex's show, who also believes QAnon shit, means to me that this is just a person pretending to be a doctor.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was really fascinated when she was like, see, what happens is, if you eat a ferret, but then go to the Cannibal Club, it takes a year to digest the ferret.
But if you eat a person, it only takes a week.
See, it's reverse dog year situations at the Cannibal Club.
It makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
and also I don't know if you remember this person because she has popped up on the show before but her big to claim her big claim to fame wasn't saying that like COVID vaccines are going to kill people her initial rise to prominence was based around a very not true claim that mRNA would alter people's DNA.
This in turn would change their DNA into something that would be patented in advance, so now your DNA was someone else's intellectual property.
unidentified
Boo!
dan friesen
Boo!
unidentified
Ooh!
jordan holmes
Bad conspiracy!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's real dumb.
But that's the wave she rode in on.
jordan holmes
It really bums me out.
It really bums me out that these people don't understand there are way cheaper ways.
For corporations to steal money from all of us.
They do it cheaply.
dan friesen
Yeah, they do it a lot.
jordan holmes
They do it cheaply.
This is so absurdly complex.
unidentified
They're stealing your money at a regular, low, boring level.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
They don't need conspiracies.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
As long as things like check cashing places exist.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly!
What are we...
dan friesen
Or at least exist unregulated the way they are.
That kind of stuff.
Like, why would anyone ever need to create...
jordan holmes
Oh, my.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, Jesus.
So stupid.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I mean, your evil Bill Gates, who's the most evil man in the world, who hates everybody and is creating this vaccine to kill everybody, is against fucking making a generic version of the vaccine that can be sent out around the world.
He's...
Actually doing the things that they say he's doing by not doing the thing that they say he's doing.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's complicated.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's very frustrating.
Carrie is on and she has some bad news about periods.
carrie madej
And one day I asked my members, I said, does anyone have any problems with their menstrual cycle, infertility, etc.?
Since being around someone who's been vaccinated.
And I had over 700 responses within 6 to 12 hours.
It's unbelievable.
dan friesen
This is anecdotal, and I do not trust the reporting of weirdo Carrie Madej followers online.
This is just one of the new trendy things that anti-vaxxers are pushing.
It's the idea that people who've been vaccinated are shedding diseases that are affecting people around them.
This is why Mike Adams insists people stay away from vaccinated people and why that dumb school in Florida banned teachers who had been vaccinated.
A recent article in the New York Times deals with this in no uncertain terms.
Quote, vaccinated people can't shed anything because there's nothing to be shedding, said Dr. Celine Gounder, an infectious disease specialist at Bellevue Hospital Center and a member of President Biden's transitionary advisory team on the coronavirus.
Quote, the people who shed virus are people who have COVID.
So if you want to prevent yourself or others from shedding virus, the best way to do that is to get vaccinated so you don't get COVID.
jordan holmes
Very interesting.
Very interesting take from her.
dan friesen
If Carrie wants to make this conspiracy stick, she's basically going to need to create a new theory of medicine.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
Which would be interesting.
jordan holmes
Dan, I've got a new theory of medicine for you.
The Lord's will.
dan friesen
Okay.
So what does God think about nanotech?
jordan holmes
Loves it.
carrie madej
Another thing that is a very interesting possibility is because we're using nanotechnology, because they have the ability to be like antennas or use as biosensors, what if they actually are emitting some kind of frequency out there?
I know it sounds sci-fi, but it's a possibility.
dan friesen
No, it just sounds dumb.
jordan holmes
What if?
dan friesen
What if these shots are putting nanotech into us?
jordan holmes
What if, Dan?
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
What if?
What if?
Dan?
What if?
Alright, now, hear me out on this.
None of our left feet are real.
unidentified
Whoa.
jordan holmes
None of them.
dan friesen
Shit.
jordan holmes
All of this, everybody has one foot.
Right foot only, the left foot, all nanobots created by the devil.
What if, Dan?
dan friesen
What does this have to do with the Human Genome Project being made to get Nephilim DNA?
jordan holmes
Well, that's where they got the Nephilim DNA.
They removed all of our feet.
unidentified
What does this have to do?
jordan holmes
You're hurting me with your bullshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, we just had Steve Quayle on the other day.
Like, what are we doing?
jordan holmes
I'm struggling with all of the bullshit you guys are expecting me to handle.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's a lot.
It's a lot.
But these are really serious concerns.
And it does turn out, I was kind of surprised to learn, that Carrie is still worried about people having patented DNA.
jordan holmes
Sure.
carrie madej
And everybody needs to know this.
That if any of these synthetic genes, which the spike protein has synthetic genes in them, if the synthetic gene gets integrated into our genome, which can happen because we have enzymes in our body that can do that, if that happens, then you can be owned by whoever owns that patent overnight.
The Supreme Court justice has ruled that a human being can be owned If they have a synthetic gene or genome inside of them.
dan friesen
What's that court decision?
jordan holmes
Interesting decision for Justice John Roberts to have...
Wait, are you...
dan friesen
What's that court decision?
jordan holmes
I would like to know.
I would like that one.
dan friesen
I fucking don't know.
jordan holmes
The Supreme Court.
dan friesen
So, look, I don't find this person all that interesting.
jordan holmes
No, no.
dan friesen
I think that she's a QAnon weirdo who has a bunch of really dumb ideas that aren't based on anything.
But this interview devolves.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And it turns into a story of her getting inducted into the globalist cult or something.
Unclear.
Unclear.
jordan holmes
All right.
Now you're selling me.
dan friesen
Here we go.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Describe that meeting where this whole scientific dictatorship tried to recruit you.
carrie madej
Yes, this was actually a business owners meeting and we had to be bused into the location.
Our cell phones were jammed.
This is around 2014.
And we were locked in the building until the meeting was done.
And this was a lot of big tech people, CNN, etc.
I was a small fish.
And in there they talked about how they were going to change and modify the behavior of the people of Georgia.
With using their smart device, a health app on there, and with somehow getting, they didn't tell us how, a substance inside of their body that would be used as biosensors.
The idea is they felt people here are too racist and they're not amenable to different cultures, so they took it upon themselves to change people.
And this is how I know about all these substances inside these injections, because this is how I learned about them.
They said these substances would analyze your data, your thoughts, your emotions.
They knew if you're lying by a voice inflection app.
Also, they knew if you're lying by a polygraph test with your sweat glands, they can do that.
Also, your blood sugar level, your electrolytes, your breathing.
Also, if you're having sex, they are interested in that.
If you're drinking alcohol, if you're taking drugs, they know everything about you.
Literally, they said they could do it.
So they're going to analyze this data, and then they had an algorithm that a computer would be in charge of.
And every time you lied, even a little white lie about where you were, the smartphone would know it immediately by these parameters and give you an instant repercussion.
And then also over, let's say, one to three months, all the lies would be added up, and then you would be considered either a good human or a bad human, and the computer would allot you a social credit system.
Or cryptocurrency.
alex jones
Now, you said this on my show.
dan friesen
This meeting happened, man.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
We are bringing together this meeting of the Miracle on 34th Street, friends, to determine whether everyone has been good or bad.
dan friesen
I wonder, like, if I were in the position that she is in, one of the ways that I might make myself seem a little bit more credible is provide details.
jordan holmes
You think?
dan friesen
What's the name of this organization?
Who else was there?
jordan holmes
It's CNN.
dan friesen
What?
Why was CNN there?
You said it was tech companies.
jordan holmes
No, it was CNN.
dan friesen
What does that mean?
jordan holmes
It's CNN.
dan friesen
Okay.
jordan holmes
CNN was there.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
Wait, so the goal is to make people less racist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and that's why they have CNN.
dan friesen
So that's why they have truth serums?
jordan holmes
Of course.
Well, what else?
We can't go to MSNBC.
dan friesen
Shouldn't the story be that every time you're racist, you lose points for your credit score?
Nope.
jordan holmes
Only when you lie.
dan friesen
What the fuck is going on?
jordan holmes
So if you're lying about being racist, you will...
I love the confidence and the worry with which she tells a story of people.
Really just figuring out how magic works and using it in any and every possible way.
Because all of that she just said is magic.
dan friesen
Yeah, I would assume that what she went to was like some kind of a get-rich-quick motivational seminar or something like that.
It's just completely changed.
Like one time I went to a Cutco.
Meeting.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
Accidentally.
jordan holmes
You'll learn a lot from a cuckoo.
One way or another, you'll learn something from a cuckoo.
dan friesen
I learned how to cut a penny.
jordan holmes
See, there you go.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And that was the same kind of thing.
It was like, you can't leave.
Maybe that's...
I don't know.
This all just seems like nonsense.
jordan holmes
She probably bought a timeshare, because that's basically...
When you're getting a timeshare presentation, eventually you're going to think they're trying to kill everyone.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
They're going to try and make...
And I bet that she was saying something racist and someone was like, hey, calm down.
jordan holmes
Hey, quit being a racist, lady!
unidentified
They're trying to make people less racist.
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex is super into this story because, of course...
jordan holmes
Of course, of course he is.
dan friesen
His dad was...
They tried to get him.
jordan holmes
CIA dentist, for sure.
dan friesen
And when he was the smartest boy in Texas, they tried to get him into the globalist depopulation scheme.
jordan holmes
Oh, the smartest boy in Texas.
dan friesen
So Alex reveals something else here that I was unaware of.
alex jones
Go back to how they recruited you to this, because they do this to a lot of groups.
They go, you want to be part of a special thinker group?
These are all of the best people, but this is proprietary information.
We can't let this out, because this company only wants to give you the secret.
Did they have you sign a form agreeing to non-disclose?
Or what was it like to get put on a bus, have your phone taken away, and be taken there?
Because they did this on 9-11.
At an Air Force base, they asked all these CEOs to come the day before, said it was a national security emergency.
They put them all at 6 a.m. in there.
They had Jumbotron TVs and the towers being blown up.
We don't know what they told them this day.
They followed orders.
And that even came out.
They did that, by the way.
You know, that something secret happened on 9-11 inside that hangar.
unidentified
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
dan friesen
Was this the day before or was it on 9-11?
What were they shown?
What are you talking about?
jordan holmes
They got brought there the day before.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
And they had a nice evening.
They had like a little mixer.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Right.
And then the next morning they get up.
They're all in line for the continental breakfast.
And they bring them and they're like, hey, hold on one second.
9-11's happening.
Now let's talk.
dan friesen
Follow orders.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it seems like that's the story that I heard.
dan friesen
Boy, I don't know.
This isn't even like...
I've seen loose change.
unidentified
That wasn't in there.
jordan holmes
That wasn't in there.
Strange how many different things happened in the intervening time period between when they did and did not happen.
dan friesen
Very weird.
So she talks a little bit more about this meeting.
This is so stupid.
carrie madej
Well, I didn't really know what I was getting into.
I thought this was just, you know, more for political reasons.
This is a good idea to join.
I did it for a year.
I had three different people encourage me, and finally I went to the first meeting, which I just described, which I was completely taken aback.
No one prepared me for that.
I tried to leave the building, and they laughed at me, and they said, go ahead.
When they unlocked the doors, my cell phone still didn't work, and I didn't know where my car was, obviously.
It was best in.
So I was stuck there.
And there was a nondisclosure in general that was signed, but not for that particular meeting.
alex jones
And again, that's how it works.
They say, oh, it's a business mentoring group.
So for a year, they vetted you, tested you, watched you, and then decided to try to bring in real first level.
Wow.
carrie madej
Yes.
I don't care if I had a non-disclosure in the general sense because these are crimes against humanity.
dan friesen
Yeah, no shit.
That's why there wouldn't be one.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was just a regular old pyramid scheme.
dan friesen
Yeah, that was a pyramid scheme.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that was a pyramid scheme.
dan friesen
Yeah, non-disclosure agreements do not cover criminal activity.
Everyone fucking knows that.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
How would you ever, if you were running a secret, taking over the world, trying to control people with an anti-racism app that will monitor their sweat and dock their pay if they tell a lie?
jordan holmes
I was going...
I wanted to turn the person in, but then before I could testify against him, he married me, so it was against the law for me to testify against him!
We've all seen movies!
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah, it's like, okay, I was gonna blow the whistle on Hitler, but I'd signed an NDA.
jordan holmes
Ah, you know, you win some, you lose some.
dan friesen
I went to the court and I told them all of his claims, and they said, you're not allowed to talk about this.
jordan holmes
Hey, look, this is an NDA.
Sorry.
Ironclad.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's the part of these supervillain fuck stories that are just so...
jordan holmes
So much contract law.
So much inviolable contract law.
Despite dealing with the literal devil himself, known for deception, somehow contract law inviolable.
dan friesen
I am...
Almost certain this was a pyramid scheme.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
No, that's absolutely a pyramid scheme.
unidentified
Yes.
jordan holmes
No, I've heard that story way too many times to not know that's a pyramid scheme.
dan friesen
This is the Nigerian chain email.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
So here's what we do.
dan friesen
I mean, everything makes sense.
Like, there's a year.
Of people being like, hey, you should come to this Tupperware party or whatever.
Amway is really cool.
jordan holmes
Look, you're not selling anything.
What you're doing is you just get a discount whenever you purchase something.
And then if other people use your numbers, they'll get a discount too.
But you'll get a little beat of that.
unidentified
The globalists are coming to kill you.
dan friesen
Yeah, and the bussing into a convention center or whatever makes total sense.
Oh, God.
And the laughing if you want to leave makes sense, too, because you want to bully people or make it seem like they're giving up something or they're foolish to leave.
Everything is just a fucking pyramid scheme.
jordan holmes
That is exactly how it works.
dan friesen
God, what a fun...
But I love how Alex gets so excited about it, as opposed to dealing with this critically, like...
There's no fucking way this happened like you said it did.
jordan holmes
No, absolutely not.
dan friesen
So yeah, anyway, that's the only thing I think is really fun about her.
Now, we come to the end of this, and Matt Gaetz was not mentioned once.
jordan holmes
That does not surprise me, Dan!
That does not surprise me!
dan friesen
Roger Stone wasn't brought up at all!
jordan holmes
How important it was to defend Matt Gaetz!
dan friesen
Initially.
jordan holmes
And so important that you had to insert your own personal story into it.
dan friesen
And Roger came on!
jordan holmes
And Roger was there to defend him!
dan friesen
Roger came on to defend him!
jordan holmes
It seems like now, in his hour of need, Dan.
In the most crucial juncture.
I've seen 48 hours, 48 hours after the crime.
dan friesen
When now Joel Greenberg has done him dirty.
jordan holmes
Done him dirty.
dan friesen
By writing a confession and giving it to Roger.
jordan holmes
They gave him, they knew, I know he's lying.
I took a polygraph test with his sweat.
I know he's lying.
dan friesen
Yeah, shocking.
Shocking that story was not covered.
jordan holmes
So strange.
So weird.
dan friesen
So weird.
jordan holmes
It seems like that would be...
dan friesen
To be fair, there was a lot to cover, like Alex and Paul Joseph Watson's anger at Muslims.
jordan holmes
Yes, in France, by the way.
dan friesen
Or Norm Pattis's sensitivity about whiteness.
Or this QAnon doctor.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, I mean, there's people with DNA getting IP'd, and now everybody's gonna die because of...
Globalists, and yeah, they steal blood.
dan friesen
It's just one of the things, too, that I've started to recognize and notice about these older episodes that I've listened to, like these 2003 ones.
One of the real changes that I've seen is there are so fewer guests back then, and I think it's because Alex doesn't have to do shit.
He can eat a sandwich, or he can let these...
Dumb Dumbs talk, and it's just so easy for him to have five guests on a show as opposed to covering anything.
jordan holmes
Yeah, his heart's not in the game.
dan friesen
No.
No, it sucks.
This is a guy with senioritis.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, in his defense, yeah, it sucks.
Your show sucks, the people you work with suck, and you suck.
Of course it sucks.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You should be having a bad time.
dan friesen
Anyway, Jordan, we've come to the end of this, and man, just embarrassing.
unidentified
What?
jordan holmes
What about this episode was embarrassing?
dan friesen
Well, I mean, it's just the, like, anybody who was looking at this from the outside would be aware that news had broken that's super relevant to InfoWars, and it's news in a story that they have dealt with already, vis-a-vis saying that Matt Gaetz just likes to party.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He loves to party.
dan friesen
It seems like the kind of thing you might want to follow up on, especially considering one of your on-again, off-again employees is in the mix.
jordan holmes
Well, and here's the funniest part.
Not the funniest part.
It's not funny.
It's a really fucked up situation.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
But what's funny about Alex and them being so insistent on, hey, this is a guy who just likes to party, is the more details you find out, the more you're like...
He didn't know she was 17 at the time.
He didn't find out till later.
Oh, you know where that kind of shit happens?
If you're a guy that likes to party all the time, maybe you don't ask questions first.
It sure seems to be a reasonable situation instead of one where you're making it so ridiculous that this guy could be guilty of this crime.
Sure.
You built the story that it fits it.
dan friesen
And to the extent that...
Sex workers shouldn't be stigmatized.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
As long as they're of age and everybody's consenting and everything.
That's not, like, anything I would like to shame anybody about.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
I'm more interested in the selling of pardons.
jordan holmes
See, now here's the fun thing about that one.
I almost, like, I saw that and I was like, oh, that's totally a crime.
And no one's going to follow up on that part.
They're going to be like, Gates, get him, get him.
Not the, everyone knew that Trump was selling pardons for money.
So, everybody knew that so clearly.
You could text.
You didn't have to go into a parking lot somewhere.
dan friesen
Or people in Trump's orbit were selling influence to persuade pardons.
Which, yeah, of course you would.
One or the other, it appears to be what...
A lot of that conversation was about, yeah, it's fucked up, man.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's one of those things where Trump would be like, yeah, if you weren't trying to sell stuff off of my abilities, I would be disappointed in you.
You're not doing the job right.
dan friesen
Shame on you.
jordan holmes
I'm stealing.
dan friesen
You should be stealing too.
You know what?
I'm confident Alex is going to cover this on Monday.
jordan holmes
You think so?
You are way too confident.
You are way too confident.
dan friesen
He's not going to talk about this.
jordan holmes
Not a chance.
dan friesen
Until Roger maybe gets arrested again.
He insists he's innocent and he's being framed.
jordan holmes
Who's Roger texting for, hey, I got 250k of Bitcoin.
I could use a pardon right about now.
dan friesen
Let me rephrase that.
Who's Roger?
Never met the guy.
Never heard of him.
So yeah, we'll be back.
Jordan, but until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter and Facebook.
iTunes, and if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX, Clark, I'm Daryl Rundis.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robots.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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