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April 5, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#546: April 1-3, 2021

Today, Dan and Jordan experience what should have been the April Fools episode of the Alex Jones Show, but wasn't. In this installment, Alex explains Romeo and Juliet, and Dan explores Alex's newest "smoking gun of all smoking guns."

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alex jones
17:17
d
dan friesen
59:06
j
jordan holmes
24:57
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drew hernandez
00:01
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rob dew
00:56
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carlos in canada
00:12
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Knowledge Fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge Fight.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
unidentified
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Indeed.
jordan holmes
Dan?
dan friesen
Yes, sir.
jordan holmes
Quick question.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, Jordan, I had a realization that I've been listening to a fair amount of some podcasts for entertainment.
Sure.
Decompressing that high-stress week or so, and I realized that one of the things that I really gravitate towards, there's a through line through a lot of them, and that is Matt Gourley.
jordan holmes
Matt Gourley's great!
dan friesen
I think he adds so much to a podcast.
jordan holmes
He's great.
dan friesen
And his vibe is so gentle and friendly.
jordan holmes
Underrated!
dan friesen
As a counterweight to my listening to Alex Jones all the time, it really feels like that's a balm.
Matt Gourley's a balm I can put on my hand.
jordan holmes
Matt Gourley's a classic glue guy.
He's like a Phil Hartman.
He's got that Dave Foley kind of straight man energy to him, but he's also incredibly hilarious.
dan friesen
Very sharp.
jordan holmes
Really, really good.
dan friesen
And also, I want to try and exploit my platform to now be like, if we're big enough...
jordan holmes
Hey, Matt Gourley!
Get over here!
Come on, Matt Gourley!
Come on now!
dan friesen
Hit a player up, Matt Gourley!
jordan holmes
I like it.
Let's see if that works.
Let's abuse our privileges.
Yes, let's see.
dan friesen
Jordan, how about you?
jordan holmes
Dan, I have the rare double blights.
Double!
dan friesen
Bright spot.
jordan holmes
Double bright spot.
No, the inverse of double bright spot.
The double bright spot.
That's a follow-up to two bright spots.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
This is unprecedented.
jordan holmes
First, we're going to go in chronological order.
If you recall, Dan, a while back, I told you about a pear that I ate.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
It was a delicious pear.
dan friesen
Oh, I got some pears for you in the other room, by the way.
jordan holmes
Of course.
I'm going to enjoy those.
But my partner's moms both decided that...
We gotta do something for this.
So they ordered me a pear.
dan friesen
Wait, they realized they had to do something about your love of pears?
jordan holmes
They had to do something about this pear thing.
They were inspired into action.
So they ordered me a pear from a place that has great pears.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
To the point where I can't eat it.
It looks too much like the pear.
It's like an art pear.
Yeah, it's like a platonic pear.
Where you're like, I don't know what to do with this pear.
I'm going to eat it.
It's going to be amazing.
dan friesen
Yeah, of course you're going to eat it.
You've got to.
jordan holmes
And then you'll recall that I said something about how my brain was functioning.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
And Black Dragon Queen Christy sent me an incredibly kind...
dan friesen
Artistic pear?
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, I wish it was a pear.
Always.
All things should be pears.
But she really touched me, and it was very kind of her.
dan friesen
That is great.
jordan holmes
Double bright spot.
dan friesen
Hey.
Things are looking real bright.
And I actually gotta say, I may have another bright spot.
Oh, no.
If you're going with two, I'm gonna give another one.
jordan holmes
We're gonna do a quadruple bright spot?
dan friesen
I may, and that is that I really got into today's episode.
jordan holmes
You did?
dan friesen
You know, it's an Easter miracle.
I found something.
I was not expecting Alex to be at all kind of like, oh, I can talk about this.
This is interesting.
jordan holmes
So you would say that Alex is risen.
dan friesen
He's risen indeed.
jordan holmes
He's risen indeed.
dan friesen
And we will get out of business on all that, but before we do, Jordan, let's take a little moment to say thank you to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's not a bad idea at all.
dan friesen
So first, Scroton the Strong.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Melissa Kay.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much, Melissa.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next.
Oh, man, I remember when I first realized that Missy was short for Melissa.
It's a weird day.
Anyway, sorry, Melissa.
Next, Trek with Tyler.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
Thank you so much, TWT!
dan friesen
Next, Owen, but not the dumb one.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
There are a surprising number of competitions for dumb Owens.
I was gonna say.
dan friesen
Next, Kathleen Y. Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Kathleen!
dan friesen
Next, Pretty Quick for a Canadian.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much!
Pretty quick.
dan friesen
And we got a couple of special things going on here over the weekend.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
We had a couple of birthdays.
jordan holmes
Well, of course.
dan friesen
That I'd like to give a little shout-out to.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's our April birthday shout-out that we're going to do probably three or four more times this one.
dan friesen
First, Alexander reached out and wanted to wish Iris a happy birthday.
jordan holmes
Oh, well, happy birthday, Iris.
dan friesen
Happy birthday, Iris.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
Hope you have a good one.
Or had a good one, I guess, because since this is coming out, probably after your birthday.
jordan holmes
Don't worry about it.
dan friesen
Since it's the weekend.
jordan holmes
Deal with it, Iris.
dan friesen
Now, this next one's very special.
jordan holmes
We do birthday cats on command.
On command!
No birthday months for cats.
That's the loophole.
dan friesen
And this is a cat named Pleiades.
How do you not wish Pleiades the cat a happy birthday?
jordan holmes
I don't know, because the light from Pleiades takes several hundred thousand years to get to us.
unidentified
Well, it just got here.
dan friesen
Happy birthday.
unidentified
Nicely done.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we're going to be going over April 1st through 3rd, 2021 Blackjack.
jordan holmes
I never had a chance on that one.
dan friesen
I really sped up.
jordan holmes
You were too good for that one.
dan friesen
Through the home stretch.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
So this is Thursday and Friday of last week, and then Saturday, Alex fucked around and went into studio and recorded a special thing.
alex jones
Oh, sure, why not?
dan friesen
And once we get going, you'll understand why I had to cover that Saturday thing.
jordan holmes
No, no, of course, of course.
dan friesen
But first, here's an Out of Context drop from today's show.
alex jones
The devil ain't cool, man.
He's not what gives you the hot cheerleaders and the partying and the fun.
unidentified
Hmm.
jordan holmes
Actually, I thought that was the...
I thought that's what he specifically tried to tempt you with.
dan friesen
In every depiction in media.
jordan holmes
I was gonna say, he's the one who gets you that stuff.
God is the one who gets you eternal happiness by foregoing those specific things.
dan friesen
Yep, that's always been my understanding.
Every chick tract that I've ever seen.
jordan holmes
Almost entirely like, hey, that hot girl, you gotta avoid her.
dan friesen
And the fun and the partying.
jordan holmes
It's terrifying.
Don't do the fun and the partying.
Jesus hates it.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, my man.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I want to preface this really quick.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Go for it.
I want to set this up.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
This April 1st episode, if it was an April Fool's episode, I would admire the hell out of it.
Because there's a number of things that go on that you could interpret as being like, yeah, he's fucking around.
jordan holmes
Sure, but it's not.
dan friesen
Like this.
This could be an April Fool's gag.
alex jones
And I've been doing a lot of studying the last few weeks on a particular subject that Rob Doob brought to my attention and that the rest of the crew kept basically pestering me about.
And I finally, last night and today, read it.
And it is the smoking gun of smoking guns of smoking guns.
And I'm the type of guy that always gets on air and I tell you, next hour I'm going to cover this big story.
And then I'll start telling you what the big story is right away.
jordan holmes
Right.
alex jones
You know, the tactic in media is to say, coming up, so you keep listening.
I don't do that.
jordan holmes
I'm bad at my job.
alex jones
But at the same time, if you just put out the big news and don't have some fanfare, like a 20th century Fox intro.
unidentified
Not how it goes.
alex jones
A ripoff of old British news reels.
People don't care, and it just becomes part of the background ambient noise, and they actually get conditioned to the tyranny.
You actually become a tool of evil.
You know, I almost should just go off air for a month and just shut InfoWars down.
And then if I came back and covered this...
You see what I mean?
unidentified
April Fool's.
jordan holmes
I hate you so much.
That should have ended with, should I be saying any of this?
Perhaps not.
dan friesen
I have the gun, the smoking gun to end all smoking guns.
jordan holmes
See you in a month!
Assholes!
dan friesen
I'm gonna disappear for a while.
jordan holmes
This is your fault.
You don't get this smoking gun.
dan friesen
So that's an interesting idea for Alex.
The idea of like disappearing like he's Sting going to the rafters.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Not fighting for WCW or NWO.
jordan holmes
If you love something, let it go.
dan friesen
I do like the idea of Alex coming back with just face paint.
Crow face paint.
A brooding Alex Toast.
jordan holmes
I'm Bruce Lee's grandson.
dan friesen
So he doesn't disappear for a month, but he does do what I would say is the next best thing.
alex jones
What if I told you I have the document from John Hopkins where they planned the whole attack, planned the SARS attack, planned the Ebola attack, planned the COVID-19 attack, and then have a plan through vaccines.
To brain damage you and give you Alzheimer's and sterilize you, and then how they're even going to blame the politicians and how they even set up President Trump to do it.
jordan holmes
I would be interested in that.
alex jones
Imagine having that smoking gun.
jordan holmes
I'm imagining it.
alex jones
In your hand.
jordan holmes
Mail it to me.
alex jones
Word for word, admitting the whole thing.
And then you'd ask, why would they write such a thing?
Well, I know why.
I can explain it.
But you know what?
I'm not going to cover it.
I'm going to put together graphics, and I'm going to put all the different pieces together, and I'm going to come in here Saturday, and I'm going to tape for one hour at noon, make sure it's all perfect, and then at 2 p.m. Central, we should have it ready.
We will stream it back to back, hour after hour, until I go live Sunday on Easter at 4 p.m. Central Standard Time, as I always do on Sundays.
unidentified
What a dick.
dan friesen
That's amazing.
unidentified
I've got smoking gun proof, but I'm not gonna talk about it.
dan friesen
Not until Sunday.
jordan holmes
That's some dom-sub shit.
I can't handle that.
I'm not into this type of relationship, Dad.
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
Yeah, I mean, unfortunately for me, I was like, wow, that is ridiculous.
jordan holmes
You can come on Saturday.
dan friesen
No!
jordan holmes
Disagree!
dan friesen
That kind of presentation is ridiculous.
If you're listening in the audience, you have to ask yourself, why?
jordan holmes
What kind of real person would do this?
dan friesen
What possible news organization would be like, we have proof of everything that is going on and they're trying to kill everybody.
We're going to wait two days to reveal it.
jordan holmes
And you know what?
And news organizations do wait with information that they're not 100.
dan friesen
They don't tease it like this, though.
jordan holmes
But they don't go...
Like, the New York Times doesn't have, like, a, hey, man, we got some bombshell shit.
We're going to see you in a couple weeks.
dan friesen
We're working on something that will...
jordan holmes
Oh, this will change the game.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
Dumb.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
So, the document that Alex is talking about is a 2017 scenario exercise called the Spars Pandemic 2025-2028, a futuristic scenario for public health risk communicators.
jordan holmes
Wow, that sounds like the smoking gun.
dan friesen
This document is essentially very similar in structure to the Rockefeller one Alex erroneously calls Operation Lockstep, in that the Johns Hopkins exercise began with the selection of two important variables that could dictate what challenges could arise in a possible future.
jordan holmes
Is Alex real or is Alex not real?
dan friesen
In this exercise, the two variables were, quote, varying degrees of access to information technology and, quote, varying levels of fragmentation among social, political, religious, ideological and cultural lines.
Whereas the Rockefeller document explored all four of the possible futures that were based on the variables they chose, this document focuses instead on just the one that the preparers thought would present the most challenge in terms of medical communication.
jordan holmes
Okay, so there are more positive simulations that could happen.
dan friesen
With those two variables creating a matrix of four scenarios.
jordan holmes
But this paper is entirely about the worst possible scenario.
dan friesen
Well, maybe not the worst possible scenario because they don't lay out what the other ones are, so I don't really know what they are.
jordan holmes
It's a real bummer of a scenario.
dan friesen
Well, it's a scenario that is for an exercise for medical communicators.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so the one that would raise the most challenges, or they decided would raise the most interesting challenges.
unidentified
Perfect.
dan friesen
Is the one that they used.
unidentified
Excellent.
jordan holmes
Sorry, I just wanted a clarification.
dan friesen
Oh no, that's an important clarification.
This was the possible future that they called the Echo Chamber, which represented a scenario where there was widespread access to information technology and, quote, isolated and highly fragmented communities.
Reading over this document, it's really fascinating how there are a number of similarities between the real world and the scenario that was laid out in this exercise.
The real world novel coronavirus was called SARS-CoV-2, whereas the scenario illness is called Spar's Cove.
Ultimately, these similarities are all things that make sense, given that the possible future was laid out by public health experts who would be trying to make as realistic a scenario as possible, so participants could best explore the communication challenges that could arise in the event of a public health emergency in a world where everyone was online and large segments of the population lived in a slightly different reality from each other.
One of the problems that we keep running into with these scenarios, like this document and the Rockefeller one, are that they're well-written and engaging.
They contain a ton of details that flesh out the world they're trying to depict, and as such, seem like more of a prediction than they intend to be.
This Johns Hopkins scenario relies on a template laid out by J. Ogilvie and Peter Schwartz in their 2004 paper titled Plotting Your Scenarios, published by the Global Business Network.
In this paper, Ogilvie and Schwartz try to help businesses and organizations understand how to best structure a scenario-based exercise in order to maximize its impact in terms of the participants being able to learn about how to deal with new circumstances and manage change.
jordan holmes
Okay, so these guys are dungeon masters.
dan friesen
Yes.
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's what these guys do.
dan friesen
This is what both the Johns Hopkins and Rockefeller exercises used, where the planners come up with a big list of key factors they think could affect the possible futures they want to explore, then that list is whittled down to two central factors.
These factors are plotted on a matrix, which could go in one of two directions, and that creates four distinct combinations of factors, each representing a scenario that can be explored.
Right.
unidentified
An example that's given in this paper is about looking at possible futures for education.
dan friesen
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Hierarchical and exclusive, participatory and inclusive, and participatory and exclusive.
Each of these possible realities looks vastly different from the others, so it's not too hard to jump from there to scenario building and creating evocative narratives that characterize each of these so participants can more easily relate to the challenges that each possible future would present.
jordan holmes
Totally, of course.
dan friesen
That's exactly what Ogilvie and Schwartz discuss in their introduction to this paper.
Quote, to be an effective planning tool, scenarios should be written in the form of absorbing, convincing stories that describe a broad range of alternative futures relevant to an organization's success.
Thoughtfully constructed, believable plots help managers to become deeply involved in the scenarios and perhaps gain new understanding of how their organization can manage change as a result of this experience.
The more involved managers get with scenarios, the more likely it becomes that they will recognize their important but less obvious implications.
Moreover, scenarios with engrossing plots can be swiftly communicated throughout the organization and will be more easily remembered by decision makers at organizations.
jordan holmes
And if the CDC rolls an 18 or higher...
dan friesen
Saving throw.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense to me.
dan friesen
Ogilvy and Schwartz are business consultants, and this technique, using scenario-based exercises, is a very common one among organizations that want to explore how prepared they are to face potential challenges that could come up expectedly or unexpectedly.
jordan holmes
Yeah, war games.
dan friesen
Yeah, these scenarios work better if they're written as compelling and engrossing stories, and as we've learned, Alex has an incredibly hard time differentiating between reality and fiction.
To compound the problem, these guys, they recommend that people, quote, invent catchy names for the scenarios, saying, quote, when your managers feel the hot breath of crisis, they should be able to recall the appropriate scenario by name.
jordan holmes
Dan, if you recall, I have suggested to scientists that they need to rename things better.
Now, here's the problem, though.
I have also suggested they go outside of scientists for naming.
dan friesen
Yeah, but then Alex also talks about how, like, THX1138.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
That's not a catchy name.
jordan holmes
But I mean, we could come up with some catchier names.
unidentified
Yeah, probably.
jordan holmes
What's this one called?
dan friesen
Well, this one is called The Echo Chamber.
jordan holmes
The Echo Chamber.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
I'll call it The Shitty Room.
dan friesen
Okay.
All right.
jordan holmes
You won't forget The Shitty Room.
dan friesen
No, that's true.
That might work.
jordan holmes
That might work.
dan friesen
So this technique, though, creating these names that you remember, it's a good strategy for scenario-based planning, but the flip side, like you have pointed out, is that...
These names could be exploited very easily.
Lockstep is a perfect example of that.
It's just a catchy scenario name, which is apparently so catchy that Alex has built a gigantic conspiracy around it.
jordan holmes
Now I rename it Bummer Town.
See?
One, you remember it.
Two, nobody's like, oh, they're using Bummer Town to defeat the globalists.
dan friesen
It's a classic Bummer Town.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is the Bummer Town scenario all over again.
dan friesen
Anyway, the bottom line here is that this document is none of the things Alex claims that it is, and it doesn't prove any of the shit he's pretending it does.
Also, it's 89 pages long, so there's no way, I believe, for a second that Alex has read it.
jordan holmes
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
He talks a little bit more about it here, although he said he was going to wait until Saturday.
jordan holmes
Of course he...
dan friesen
He actually doesn't talk much about it, because I think he actually hasn't read it at all.
Right, right, right, right.
jordan holmes
He's just got no clue.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
No, okay.
alex jones
Basically, anyone taking these vaccines, they're all designed to the same thing, is going to have neurological disorders within one year.
Most of the people taking the vaccine will be dead within 10. And this John Hopkins says it all right here.
dan friesen
That is not in the Hopkins report.
jordan holmes
That would be a very strange thing for Johns Hopkins to release.
dan friesen
Yeah, the scenario is written from the standpoint of someone who lives in 2030.
So there's not even 10 years depicted in the exercise since the outbreak begins in 2025.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Alex is just making shit up because he knows no one's going to read it.
And he's got all the elements there that he needs to lie about.
jordan holmes
It's 89 pages.
It's got the name.
Yeah, you're golden.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Just riff.
dan friesen
So, uh, every now and again I like to point out when Alex makes it abundantly clear that he thinks that he's fighting literal demons.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Because everyone needs to keep that in the front of their mind.
jordan holmes
It's really nice to recall that this man thinks he's fighting the devil.
dan friesen
Right.
You know who authored this report?
It wasn't the Center for Public Health at Johns Hopkins.
jordan holmes
It was Lucifer the Morningstar.
dan friesen
You bet.
jordan holmes
Yeah, okay.
dan friesen
He's a master of public health, actually.
Got a degree.
Honorary.
jordan holmes
Well.
alex jones
Obviously, this is not a human intelligence running this, and I just go back to that over and over again, and I tell top generals that, top former head of intelligence agencies, senators, you name it, at secret meetings, and they nod their head and agree with me, because everybody knows.
jordan holmes
Everybody knows.
alex jones
I'm not talking about fake low-res of flying saucers here.
I'm talking about interdimensional entities.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
Hell-bent to destroy us.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
alex jones
And they are influencing humans on Earth to do this, and this is not a human plan.
It is a satanic fallen angel.
Operation!
dan friesen
I honestly might have more respect for low-res pictures of UFOs.
I'd definitely rather talk to that guy than Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would say that I am more convinced by the Loch Ness monster photo than I am by interdimensional beings are controlling the plan that's not even happening.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yep.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Alex lies a little bit more about this Hopkins report.
Which, again, he's not going to talk about it until Saturday.
jordan holmes
No, of course not.
alex jones
Hell on Earth is going to be released.
The total collapse is being engineered.
I mean, giant John Hopkins plans that are operational.
John Hopkins runs the whole thing.
jordan holmes
He he he!
I'm John Hopkins!
alex jones
All spelled out.
Says here, just like I surmised by 2030.
jordan holmes
You did not surmise shit.
alex jones
Most of the population is dead or living dead.
Totally brain damaged.
Totally gone.
And then we're going to have to...
We won't be able to take care of people.
Then the good people to survive will have to join the globalists in exterminating who's left.
Because things will be so out of control.
dan friesen
Whoa.
Alex is making that up.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
No.
Big no.
Big pass on that one.
dan friesen
Yeah, so here's kind of the passage that I guess most closely resembles what he's talking about.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Quote, while the federal government appeared to have appropriately addressed concerns about the acute side effects of Corovax, that's the vaccine that comes up.
jordan holmes
The vaccine for Skars.
dan friesen
Spars.
jordan holmes
Skarsgård COVID-19.
dan friesen
The long-term chronic effects of the vaccine were still largely unknown.
Nearing the end of 2027, reports of new neurological symptoms began to emerge.
After showing no adverse side effects for nearly a year, several vaccine recipients slowly began to experience symptoms such as blurry vision, headaches, and numbness in their extremities.
Due to the small number of these cases, the significance of their association with Corovax was never determined.
As of this writing in 2030, longitudinal studies initiated by the NIH at the beginning of the vaccination program have not reached the next round of data collection, so formal analysis of these symptoms has not yet been conducted.
Furthermore, these cases arose from the initial cohort of vaccine recipients, those in high-risk populations, including those with underlying health conditions, making it increasingly difficult to determine the extent to which these symptoms are associated with vaccination.
jordan holmes
Yeah, see, that's good dungeon mastering, but I would expect Alex would have added...
unidentified
They're all dead.
jordan holmes
They're coming!
dan friesen
Those of us who haven't been vaccinated will be forced to kill the rest of everybody.
jordan holmes
Totally.
You need a little bit of flair in there.
That's all I'm saying.
dan friesen
The imagined scenario involves a small number of possible unforeseen side effects from a vaccine that's just deployed to fight the pandemic.
And Alex has turned that into the clip that we just heard.
He's claiming that John Hopkins is saying that by 2030 everyone will be dead or walking dead.
jordan holmes
That's a leap!
dan friesen
It's a complete fiction that he's just created out of thin air from his imagination.
The story that he's telling literally has no connection to the primary source that he's That sounds correct.
They had days, and it's one of the most incompetent displays that I've ever seen.
jordan holmes
I was gonna say, there's no way that you heard, I'm gonna get to this Saturday, and you weren't like, well, we're gonna handle this Saturday.
dan friesen
That's when I'm like, alright.
jordan holmes
Alright, we'll see you then.
dan friesen
Alright, I'm gonna stretch.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
You crack your knuckles a little bit, you do a little, alright, here we go.
dan friesen
And I gotta say...
I don't know who he's got for this Saturday show.
It's him, Rob Dew, and some dude named Mike.
I don't know who this Mike dude is, but he is a weirdo.
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
dan friesen
He is a sleepy weirdo.
jordan holmes
All right.
We're going to bring Mike in.
dan friesen
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Not to be believed, this guy.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
So anyway, Alex is fighting Satan.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And maybe he just wants to quit.
That's fair.
jordan holmes
Satan's got infinite resources and is a million years old or whatever.
dan friesen
I don't think Satan's interested in an information war.
jordan holmes
That's probably true.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's time for the information war against heaven.
jordan holmes
Did you know what you missed?
In the 40 days and 40 nights that Satan tempted Jesus in the desert, most of what they talked about was Alex.
dan friesen
Well, when...
jordan holmes
Dude, do you know what we're going to eventually have to deal with?
You have no fucking clue.
dan friesen
When Satan got, like, all the angels, you know, turn against God or whatever, it was, I mean, it really was information warfare.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, it was.
I mean, it's like you had to first convince them that their freedom was stolen by an infinite creator.
dan friesen
It was mostly about vaccines.
jordan holmes
Yeah, pretty much.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex is fighting against Satan.
alex jones
And we have now entered...
The operational shutdown of the planet as we know it.
And the decision has been made to overwrite every genetic system on the Earth.
And the Earth is to be completely sacrificed in the attempt to become God.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
In fact, their main mission, they say, is to destroy the Earth.
And that only out of that metamorphosis...
Can this new creature emerge?
That's what they've been told.
It is their universal code.
It is their ethos.
It is their religion.
And they've signed on to it.
And they've rebelled against God that made us.
And so I really don't even know if I could keep doing this show.
And I'm not kidding.
I think I'm going to have to just hand this over to somebody else.
This stuff's too big to even talk about on air.
If people don't know about this now, they're not going to figure it out.
I just need to get ready with my family.
I can't believe this, man.
Almighty, it's so horrible.
unidentified
Oof.
dan friesen
That didn't seem sincere.
jordan holmes
Oh, I had a dream about the space baby from 2001 Space Odyssey, and I just don't know if I can do this anymore.
It's just too big for me.
dan friesen
Oh, no.
So terrible.
jordan holmes
The time baby is out there.
It's going to grow into a thing.
dan friesen
It's brutal.
It's big stuff, though, man.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
The globalists are trying to give birth to Satan to walk on the earth.
Right.
This is too big.
jordan holmes
No, I mean, that's a real bummer.
dan friesen
I kind of understand wanting to go to the woods.
But then again, in the best of times, I want to go to the woods.
jordan holmes
That's true.
That's true.
dan friesen
Maybe I'm not the person to talk about this.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
Wouldn't the woods be a bad place?
Because Satan's all about the fire.
dan friesen
He does love fire.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
You would want more like a blacktop.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Go move into a parking lot somewhere.
Yeah, a desert would be great.
And then whenever he burns it all, you've got glass to make really great windows.
dan friesen
This could be a good plan.
This is a plan, yeah.
jordan holmes
We're going to make it through this apocalypse, Dan.
dan friesen
So anyway, back to lying about this document that he's not going to cover until Saturday.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And they all know it's bull.
It's just every part of it is a lie.
And you're wearing a death shroud.
You're wearing this diaper.
And they even admit in the John Hopkins report...
Then it gets an added bonus.
The bacterial pneumonia of the mask wearers is going to really increase their death toll.
dan friesen
The word mask does not appear once in the John Hopkins document.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
In the scenario, bacterial pneumonia is a condition that appears to be connected to the invented virus spars.
But Alex is completely making up everything he's saying here about this document.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Pretty great.
jordan holmes
That's lovely.
I do like whenever you can toss in something that isn't even mentioned obliquely.
That's always good stuff.
dan friesen
Pretty solid.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, you know, as someone who's fighting the devil, Alex has covered himself in the armor of God.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And that means talking about the Bible.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
Gotta get into it.
jordan holmes
And it's also Good Friday, right?
dan friesen
No, this is Thursday.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
It's Monday, Thursday.
unidentified
Apologies.
Right?
dan friesen
Isn't that what it is?
jordan holmes
No idea.
dan friesen
I can't remember what the...
There's Good Friday.
jordan holmes
Right.
Palm Thursday.
Palm Saturday.
dan friesen
Palm Wednesday.
Ash Wednesday.
jordan holmes
Ash Wednesday.
But that's way different.
unidentified
Ew.
jordan holmes
Don't worry about it.
We're doing great.
dan friesen
I don't know the week.
jordan holmes
We're doing great.
dan friesen
I'd forgotten.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, Alex also has forgotten some things about Revelation.
alex jones
If you believe the Bible, no flesh would be spared lest God intervene.
No flesh would have been spared.
None.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
And it says the rich men will sit under the mountains in their fortresses, under the mountains, beating themselves in the head so angry that they serve Satan and begging God to forgive them.
jordan holmes
So, like Trump, right?
alex jones
And at that point, they've committed the ultimate sin.
There will be no Holy Ghost.
There will be no forgiveness.
You have now chosen your side.
jordan holmes
Yeah, like Trump, right?
unidentified
Wow.
alex jones
That's just intense.
unidentified
Mmm.
dan friesen
Weird.
alex jones
Wow.
jordan holmes
That's an intense thought, but it's also a delicious thought, Dan.
dan friesen
It's so weird.
So if the Bible did in fact say that rich people would live under mountains, that kind of does sound like Alex's whole thing about the elite globalists having underground bases.
jordan holmes
Isn't he rich?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Unfortunately, Alex is leaving out a very critical part of the verse that he's poorly referencing.
This is from Revelation 6, verse 15. Quote, Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and everyone else, both slave and free, hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains.
jordan holmes
Oh, so everybody hid in caves.
It wasn't just the rich people.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
It was a whole plethora of folk.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
It's pretty much everyone trying to hide from the opening of the sixth seal.
jordan holmes
So it's pretty much everyone.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Gotcha.
Anyway, much like Alex just writes fan fiction about the nefarious documents he covers as news, he does the same thing with the Bible.
Even, like, religious texts.
Everything is just a prop for him to use.
jordan holmes
Yeah, man, it really seems like that should be way more important.
You know, you want to know it word by word, really.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
If you were fighting the devil, that is.
It seems like that would be your best weapon against the devil, is knowledge of the Bible.
dan friesen
Sure.
I've seen that in various Chuck Norris movies.
jordan holmes
Yes, indeed we have.
dan friesen
So, Roger is coming in again.
jordan holmes
Great, great.
dan friesen
Which we saw on our last episode.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's time to pray.
dan friesen
It's interesting, though.
I got really weirded out by this.
alex jones
Roger Stone has talked a lot about trying to draft Flynn to get him ready to lead a national movement, to run for president, or to support Trump for running for president.
But regardless, instead of overthinking it, I agree with him.
Flynn's got to launch it now.
I'm going to leave it at that.
And obviously, I've been talking to Flynn, and I just need to...
We need to draft him here on this show.
We can't wait for Trump.
We can't wait for DeSantis.
We need General Flynn, who is a good man and a patriot, understand what's going on.
We need him to do this.
So, Roger's at a dental appointment.
He's a little bit late.
He'll be popping in sometime next hour.
dan friesen
On our last episode, the conversation was about trying to draft Flynn or Gates.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
Gates might not be around for much longer.
dan friesen
We've gone a day, and Alex is just pretending that that wasn't the whole conversation.
Never happened.
jordan holmes
Never happened.
No, we never defended that guy.
He's a real criminal.
dan friesen
Now, I mean, not to his credit.
But Roger is still, like, he's innocent.
He's being set up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds like a good Roger move.
dan friesen
Boy, has it deflated.
It is not.
Like, they spent over an hour on the last episode.
jordan holmes
Incriminating themselves in order to defend the gates.
Look, he just likes to party.
Hey, guys.
We had a post-debriefing on this one, and we decided you guys should not commit any crimes in the defense of someone.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody out there in the Infowars land, shit got bad.
Shit kept going the way it looked like it was gonna go.
jordan holmes
We should have seen it coming.
alex jones
Yep.
dan friesen
I can walk away from this at this point.
jordan holmes
Not hard.
dan friesen
Gonna.
jordan holmes
Gonna buy.
dan friesen
So, I listened to this next clip, and I kind of got the sense that, like...
Roger's fucking with Alex a little bit, which I can kind of enjoy.
alex jones
Roger Stone has been trying for a week to send me a report.
A secret report.
It's not a classified report.
It's a secret report.
He can't send it to any of our emails.
They're in his email blocking it.
They're in our email.
It's a total takeover, folks.
The full weight of the government works against the country to implode it and destroy it.
jordan holmes
Alright.
My email doesn't work.
unidentified
Roger can send me emails, but he can't send me this secret document.
jordan holmes
I don't know why Outlook isn't working right now.
dan friesen
I think Occam's razor tells me Roger is fucking with Alex.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would make sense.
dan friesen
So we get another headline here, and this is important.
This is really important stuff.
alex jones
Breaking.
That's right, the Alex Jones show.
There's a war on for your mind.
High school to re-educate students.
That's a quote.
Who refused to wear COVID masks in Clearwater, Florida.
Even a conservative city, conservative state, there the leftists are teaching their critical, radical race theory, teaching America sucks.
A high school in Clearwater, Florida, says it will re-educate students who do not wear a mask when required.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
This is a story about Clearwater High School, and honestly, if I were involved, I would have just told them to use a different word than re-educate.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that seems very easy.
dan friesen
Yeah, it says, quote, Students who do not wear a mask when it is required or refuse to do so should first be re-educated on the importance of wearing a mask.
If after the re-education occurs they do not comply, the student's administrator should be contacted.
jordan holmes
The importance of wearing a mask should be reinforced.
Yes.
If not done so, if behavior has not changed, and then this whole thing goes away.
dan friesen
The word re-education is something that means a lot of different things in different contexts.
For Alex, the word means commies taking kids to camps and doing that thing from Clockwork Orange.
Naturally.
unidentified
In this context, it's really clear that what they mean is that if a student is refusing to wear a mask, they should be given a chance to better understand why a mask is important in a schoolroom setting before any kind of disciplinary action is even considered.
dan friesen
It's basically saying like the kids get a warning.
The right-wing blogs that are covering this story use this quote, but seem to leave off what comes immediately after it in the school's plan for the new academic year.
jordan holmes
Ah, that's harder.
dan friesen
Quote, Safety needs of all students and staff.
So this same document literally says that students who refuse to wear masks won't get in trouble, and if it's something that can't be resolved, then accommodation will be made to allow them to continue to go to class remotely.
That seems like going above and beyond to cater to people who refuse to wear masks in public gathering settings.
But of course they use the word re-education, so this is somehow about critical race theory or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
dan friesen
Ridiculous.
jordan holmes
Their plan is really well thought out and kind of considerate and perhaps overly sensitive, you know.
But it is better than my plan of if a kid decides not to wear a mask, you go to his house and scream in his parents' face until they leave you alone forever.
dan friesen
Tougher to codify into a rule.
jordan holmes
It's better than...
I wouldn't use the word re-education.
dan friesen
Give less meat for Alex.
jordan holmes
See, there you go.
dan friesen
So Roger comes on after the dentist, and, you know, like I said, they do not talk about Matt Gaetz much.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It's much different than the day before.
jordan holmes
Unsurprising.
dan friesen
The entire interview is about how Alex wants General Flynn to announce that he's running for president, and Roger trying to explain to Alex that there's a game they need to play.
Roger is saying that if they're going to do this, the first thing they need to do is gather massive amounts of data about the people who would support Flynn, and then they need to somehow get around all the social media bans that all these shitheads like Alex have that limit their reach.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
It's a farce of an interview, and it seems pretty clear to me that there's going to be some attempt coming down the line to try to replace Trump with Flynn as the figurehead of the Infowars idol cult.
Roger is trying to subtly implant the idea that Flynn is like Eisenhower.
He's a military hero who people need to coerce into running for office because it's his duty to the country.
See, Roger seems to realize that the only thing that's going to work for someone like Flynn is a fully realized storyline to push as a campaign, and his character works with that kind of archetype, regardless of how disconnected from reality it is.
It's the same thing they did with Trump, pretending that he was a successful businessman who had never had any interest in politics, who won the presidency on his first try.
When compared to reality, that's bullshit, but it's a compelling storyline for the base to enjoy.
Flynn, being a reluctant candidate, would have a similar, you know, complete bullshit narrative thing if it were I am wilded out by the idea that anyone would want anyone who had any command during the Iraq War.
Oh yeah, that's weird.
Also somebody who pledged allegiance to QAnon.
jordan holmes
Yeah, shouldn't that be immediately disqualifying?
Like, I don't even care what your politics are.
You were involved with commanding in the Iraq War.
You are already a failure before you even began.
dan friesen
Yeah, you should maybe take a seat.
jordan holmes
You should go away.
dan friesen
So Roger wants to build up to this subtly and softly, whereas Alex is a little bit less patient.
They're just going back and forth about how Flynn needs to go on the attack immediately.
That's what Alex is saying.
And then Roger comes back with, who knows what'll happen?
And then finally, Alex has just had enough.
alex jones
Here's the deal.
He's got to do it.
He knows it.
And the amount of money he can raise is staggering.
And so he's going to run for president.
I'm drafting him right now, and so are the American people.
And as he does these quiet events to 10,000 people here, 10,000 people there, 1,000 there, everybody that goes to these things he quietly has that are packed out need to tell him, you're doing it.
And I'm not being presumptive here.
Listen, they want you and I in jail because they know we helped light the fire with Trump.
They know that we're not afraid, and they know we've got lightning in a bottle, and they know that lightning does strike the same place repeatedly.
That's how Will and Zeitgeist and Destiny is.
So, obviously, I could sell off of the sunset right now.
The globalists are ready to buy me off like that.
I could snap my fingers, $100 million, private jets, everything.
But I'm not selling humanity out.
And he's not either.
He just keeps overthinking it.
He needs to listen to you.
He needs to announce soon.
dan friesen
Alex is sick of the bullshit, and he wants a hero figure to get behind.
Flynn's the best they got right now.
jordan holmes
I have run out of options for God King.
It turns out without his inimitable platform, Trump's shit-talking doesn't work.
dan friesen
Yeah, I am not really all that good as the center focus.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Me, Alex Jones, not good as center focus.
Need to be someone else's hype man.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
That person I'm hyping is absent now.
jordan holmes
Not gone.
dan friesen
This does not work.
jordan holmes
I'm really flailing.
dan friesen
I need a...
Dad.
jordan holmes
You are 100% correct.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
That is exactly what's going on.
dan friesen
So this clip means nothing, but I just thought it was kind of interesting to hear Alex describe the plot of Romeo and Juliet.
I think he gets some of the beats right.
jordan holmes
Okay.
I'm really, really interested in this.
I'm going to be honest.
This is the first time in a while I've been like, I'm going to be on the edge of my seat.
dan friesen
Alex's literature recap.
alex jones
Like reading a...
William Shakespeare play that you've already read before.
You know you turn the page and Romeo and Juliet meet.
unidentified
Tell me you've read it.
alex jones
And their parents are mean to them.
They have their problems.
And by the end, they commit suicide.
You know the play.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Well, that's...
jordan holmes
There's more to it.
dan friesen
I mean, he's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
jordan holmes
It didn't exist as a venerated play for hundreds of years because of that plot synopsis.
dan friesen
I mean, but look, look, look, look.
The skeleton is there.
jordan holmes
There's a thing!
Their parents are mad at him.
They kill themselves.
And it's a great play.
dan friesen
The parents are mean.
jordan holmes
You've read it before.
It does not sound like you've read it before, sir.
unidentified
Oh, God.
jordan holmes
It sounds like you saw half of the Leonardo DiCaprio version and then woke up at the end.
dan friesen
You're one of these literature major types, though.
unidentified
From where?
dan friesen
I'm from the streets, right?
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
No, no, no, I'm with you.
dan friesen
For someone like me, I hear that and I'm like, yeah, that is what Romeo and Juliet is about.
unidentified
Because it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but even if you're watching West Side Story, there's more to it than that.
dan friesen
I disagree.
jordan holmes
Okay, well, that's fair.
That's fair.
You could cut out a lot of those songs.
dan friesen
A classic tale.
unidentified
You're not wrong.
dan friesen
A classic tale of people meeting, their families being mean, and then they kill themselves.
jordan holmes
And then they kill themselves.
I mean, you know.
It does have an arc.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex cares about the theater, cares about classic literature, but what he doesn't care about, money.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
And you know why I feel so upset?
I've never cared about money.
And back when I could have made a ton of money before we were censored, I would make enough money to fund the operation, and if I had extra money, I'd hire more people and expand, because my mission was to beat the New World Order.
I never cared about money.
But now I can tell you, going into the future, You'll be able to stave this off a little bit longer, but not longer if you do have money.
I mean, this is a world civilization ending event coming up.
And it's all right there.
I mean, man, they are talking about everyone vaccinated is going to have Alzheimer's, including children.
And society is going to collapse and they're going to have to have robots clean us all up off the streets.
And I mean, I knew this was all coming.
I already laid it out.
But my God, this is scarier than my film Endgame.
And they wrote the damn thing.
Oh, God.
jordan holmes
Do they get royalties for that?
alex jones
I don't even know what to do at this point.
Just please save us God.
God's like, yeah, well, stop killing all those babies.
jordan holmes
Weird God.
Weird God.
dan friesen
So just a quick fact check.
There's literally nothing in the John Hopkins report about anything close to what Alex is making up here.
The robots cleaning up dead bodies stuff is just from Soylent Green.
The word Alzheimer's doesn't even appear in the documentary.
jordan holmes
No, that makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
The Johns Hopkins documentary is about public health communication challenges that could come up in the event of a disease outbreak.
It's comically stupid for Alex to pretend there's a chapter on how everyone's gonna be dead and robots will clean up our corpses.
This is so made up.
jordan holmes
It'd be a really weird flourish for them to just be like, oh, and also the vaccine causes Alzheimer's even in children.
Like, that's a clause.
dan friesen
Also, Alex loves money.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
Oh, so much.
jordan holmes
He should be swimming in a Scrooge McDuck style.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Also, at the end of the April 1st show, Alex interviews James O 'Keefe about some footage he apparently got of immigrants living in poor conditions.
This falls under the heading of a subject I care about, and it's a political issue that means quite a bit.
It's something that people should be paying attention to, but I do not trust that the person delivering this message is acting in good faith.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
And I don't care.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
I've reserved the right to ignore anything James O 'Keefe does, so fuck him.
Let's move on to April 2nd.
jordan holmes
Yeah, 100% fuck James O 'Keefe.
dan friesen
I could have seen that being an April Fool's episode, though.
The way Alex is like, I'm not covering this document until Saturday, then he lies a bit about it.
A little touch and go on it.
jordan holmes
James O 'Keefe's existence is a joke.
dan friesen
Has Roger on, and Alex sort of pretends that the conversation didn't involve Matt Gaetz the day prior.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
It's very weird.
jordan holmes
Never thought of Matt Gaetz before, honestly.
dan friesen
So, we get to the second, and the tone is completely changed.
Everything is, like, things are totally different.
alex jones
Go look at these headlines on Infowars.com.
Biden infrastructure bill includes $20 billion to destroy highways for being racist.
Now, if you're not aware of this, I'm not joking.
Here's some of the headlines.
Here's out of the News Gazette.
Biden administration may target racist highways.
That was December.
Woman called.
For highway removal in a black neighborhood.
Well, my God.
One person calls for a statue to come down.
One person calls for a cross to come down.
One person calls for a highway to come down.
The White House singled it out in its infrastructure plan as racist.
And they're announcing the big giant highway that brings all the jobs to the neighborhood and people can get around the town will be destroyed.
I mean, I shouldn't laugh at this.
This is so evil, ladies and gentlemen.
dan friesen
We covered this back in the Endgame coverage, so I don't want to dwell too much on the subject, but in case Alex is listening, the history of the placement of highways is incredibly racist.
The fact that he's laughing at the idea and mocking it really only reveals that he has no idea about the history of that subject.
No one's calling for all highways to be gone, so there can't be business or travel anywhere.
The conversation is about how the ways that highways have been constructed in the past often has been done with absolutely no regard for minority communities, and often to their detriment.
There's tons of primary sources Alex could read up on if he's interested in the devastating impact that practices like redlining had on communities of color in this country in terms of social impacts and the destruction of economic power over generations.
jordan holmes
The history of redlining in Chicago is so fucked.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Alex is a stupid, stupid bigot who doesn't actually care about reporting accurate information or depicting reality to his audience.
He's just interested in protecting the notions of whiteness.
jordan holmes
And I am demanding I want it all gone.
dan friesen
You don't want to get kicks anymore?
jordan holmes
I want it all gone.
No more historic Route 66. I want all the signs taken down.
I want the...
Asphalt dug up.
dan friesen
I have no skin in this game, so I'll support you on this.
I don't have a car.
jordan holmes
Moat 66 is what I want.
unidentified
Fill it with water.
jordan holmes
Fill it with water and crocodiles.
I don't want to see that part of the state anymore.
dan friesen
Does the Dan Ryan survive?
jordan holmes
Well, why not?
unidentified
Okay.
So...
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Tyranny.
You heard of it.
jordan holmes
I'm familiar.
dan friesen
It's speeding up and has been speeding up over time.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound 100% wrong.
dan friesen
And we're there.
It's fucking tyranny, man.
alex jones
This is what they like to do and they're doing it to us in an act of raw power and domination.
And we sit here with our Open Free Society model in a daze as it moves so quickly.
Ten years ago, we were going five miles an hour.
Five years ago, we were going 50 miles an hour.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's faster.
alex jones
Three years ago, we were going 100 miles an hour.
unidentified
Whoa.
dan friesen
Honestly, though, if you think about the time in between these speeds, that is a very slow acceleration.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's not quite parabolic, is it?
alex jones
Two years ago, we were going 200 miles an hour.
A year ago, we were going 500 miles an hour.
And now we're going 10,000 miles an hour down the rattle.
dan friesen
That's a big jump.
jordan holmes
That was parabolic.
alex jones
And we're going to go a million miles an hour.
And two million miles an hour.
jordan holmes
That's quick.
alex jones
And a billion miles an hour.
Right into hell, ladies and gentlemen.
That's how tyranny works.
It builds up.
It gets its confidence going.
People submit and like dominoes, boom!
Kills everybody.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
And John Hopkins, I'll cover it tomorrow, has got it all laid out.
How the collapse is going to work.
How there are going to be so many brain damaged people from these vaccines.
The society will shut down.
We're just going to have big mass reclamation centers right out of Soylent Green where we're just killing people around the clock.
Young people, old people.
You just sign the paperwork, roll your son in, your daughter in, your mama, your daddy.
20 years old, 30 years old, 60 years old.
Because they could have just given them something that killed them right away.
That'd be too obvious.
You'd fight back.
Or something that kills you down the road, but instantly when you finally die.
No, they want it to be something that...
Wipes you out.
They want it to be something that weighs on everyone.
They want the sorrow and the pain and the breakdown and have the big medical system suck everything out of you, squeezing you dry before they blast you out into dust.
dan friesen
None of that is in the document.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I like how he describes something from Soylent Green and then says that it's in the document like in Soylent Green.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's real convenient.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It is really helpful for movies to tell you what is in the document you're talking about.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Yeah.
I could describe any movie and then just claim that it's what a document says and be like, it's like The Matrix.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
It doesn't matter.
unidentified
Oh, man.
dan friesen
You're not doing anything.
jordan holmes
Dude, the Rockefeller report on 13 going on 30 and body swap issues?
dan friesen
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
Insane.
dan friesen
Insane.
jordan holmes
We're all going to swap with our parents.
dan friesen
I read that document out of the Aspen Institute about body swapping.
jordan holmes
No, we're going to learn important lessons about walking in each other's shoes.
It's actually going to be great.
dan friesen
Right, but the people who don't learn those lessons, it's going to create a community of...
jordan holmes
Oh, no, we're going to have robots in the streets cleaning them up.
dan friesen
Displaced within other people.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, it'd be terrible.
dan friesen
Terrifying.
jordan holmes
Illegal immigration inside a body.
dan friesen
We're going to have to have a lot of new regulations.
jordan holmes
It's going to be an issue.
dan friesen
And the Aspen Institute is working on that, and I appreciate it.
jordan holmes
I think it's good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, I've been saying that Alex isn't really supporting Gates as much.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And that is mostly because it was aggressive at the end of March.
Those last episodes in March, it was...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Over the top.
jordan holmes
I've fucked underage women!
What?
I didn't mean to say that in defense of Matt Gaetz.
I meant to say it's okay if you fuck...
Nope, that's not good either.
Oh boy.
dan friesen
Wait, you're telling me he dated a 17-year-old three years ago?
What's the big deal?
jordan holmes
Yeah, she's...
Yeah, it's fine.
dan friesen
So, but in total fairness, like, Roger was still defending him.
And Alex, on the April 2nd episode, does...
Sort of support him, but you can sense a lack of enthusiasm.
A little bit, just like...
alex jones
But Matt Gaetz, with no proof why he's got to be removed, while they're saying he might have given a 22-year-old girl $1,000 one time.
And maybe she flew in a commercial flight with him, so that's sex trafficking.
Of course, he's not on Oliva Express flying to a Caribbean island, and now we're learning it's not a 17-year-old girl, but it's okay.
Because Tim Cook runs death camps.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
They're the moral media.
They're going to get that Matt Gaetz.
Matt Gaetz did something real, I'd throw him under the bus, just like that.
But that's not what happened here.
I've also gotten to experience them doing it to me.
But of course, I said, go ahead, publish all your lies.
unidentified
Ha ha!
alex jones
And of course they don't.
dan friesen
Still needing to bring himself into it.
jordan holmes
I know.
Unnecessary.
dan friesen
Very strange.
jordan holmes
I want...
dan friesen
Very strange.
jordan holmes
If he says something like, oh, if it's real, I'll throw him under the bus.
I want a countdown clock to appear right over his head.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
You know?
Just like Ted.
dan friesen
You can sense the different tone.
Like, that's very different than he was before.
This is the dismount.
So, anyway, Alex goes to calls, and he gets this one caller.
And this is sort of...
I mean, the call wasn't interesting, but he said something that I wanted to play as, like, this is the type of person who believes in Alex's shit.
unidentified
When you think about the UN, the UN was created because of the Club of Rome, basically, to give the Antichrist his power.
That's what the UN was created.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, what now?
dan friesen
So, the Club of Rome was founded in 1968, and the UN began in 1945.
jordan holmes
Yeah, because they knew the Club of Rome was coming.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I mean, you understand, like, there's just this, this is the sort of thing.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, Dan, you're not understanding.
I believe the Club of Rome he's speaking about is Romulus and Remus.
dan friesen
And the wolves.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
I mean, like, okay, so the Antichrist needs to get its power.
jordan holmes
Sure!
dan friesen
And that's why they made the UN.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Thirteen years later, the Club of Rome is founded.
It just doesn't make any sense.
Anyway, Alex in between calls rambles a little bit about how, oh God, wouldn't it be so great if the U.S. and Russia became best friends?
jordan holmes
Ah, that would be great.
alex jones
And anybody that studies geopolitics knows that the U.S. links up with Russia geopolitically.
It's over.
Those two countries could dominate the world for good in a new golden age, but alas, we know that's not how it works, right?
Anybody can read Revelation and the Dragon.
The whole war that happens, we all know it unfolds.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
So, now the holy war that unfolds is between the United States and Russia.
dan friesen
I guess so.
But also, this is a real...
Strong argument of predeterminism.
There's no free will.
jordan holmes
It does seem like that.
It does seem like we're dipping into Calvin territory.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is a horrifying view.
jordan holmes
Of course, we all know what happens in Revelations.
dan friesen
Hey, you know, geopolitically, if the US and Russia teamed up, they could dominate the world, but we know from Revelation that's not gonna happen.
unidentified
But that's such a fucking cop-out.
jordan holmes
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
How dare you?
The book of Revelation doesn't also include like a hundred years of prep time for the Antichrist to rise.
dan friesen
There is that part in Revelation about how the devil is ten years behind.
jordan holmes
Wow, that was an interesting thing for John to add.
dan friesen
So we get another caller, and this dude is on every fucking episode.
He calls in all the time.
There's a dude named Carlos.
And he thinks that everything that's going on right now is an attack on Christianity.
alex jones
Obviously, I'm going to cover this John Hopkins document tomorrow that admits we're in a simulation takeover.
The vaccines are going to make a lot of people sick.
It's a society-collapsing weapon.
It's so incredible.
What is their big endgame?
Why are they so savage?
Why are they moving ahead with something so incredibly dangerous and committing these giant mass crimes?
carlos in canada
Because what people don't realize, and this is Good Friday to think about it, this is an anti-Christian worldwide movement.
It is led by individuals who are...
unidentified
Exactly.
alex jones
The U.S. is taking more vaccines than anybody else, and predominantly it's Christian countries being hit by this.
You're exactly right.
dan friesen
I don't know how this dude gets on every day.
Like, almost every day.
It makes me think that either he has a priority number or they don't get that many calls.
jordan holmes
I doubt they get that many calls.
dan friesen
Because that Carlos dude is on all the fucking time.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And Alex has a bizarre level of deference for him.
Like, he lets Carlos talk for quite a while.
jordan holmes
Carlos seems like a guy that is in the circle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
Maybe he's just letting people talk too much now, because he gets another caller, and I will say that he let this guy talk too long.
jordan holmes
Too long?
dan friesen
A little bit too long.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's unsurprising.
dan friesen
Not the same kind of problems that Harrison Smith gets when people talk too long.
This guy just sounds a little bit Sovereign Citizen-y.
alex jones
Oh.
unidentified
You know, we have some really big issues.
Trump owns the original post office.
jordan holmes
The original post office?
unidentified
The wars are between post office.
And, you know, this whole thing is about the legal fictions that Congress created through our birth certificates that were representing that all count.
jordan holmes
Is that MF2?
unidentified
So, like you said over and over, we're operating under color of law.
Color of law.
And until and unless we refute their presumptions and stop representing that all-capped name, now you can find an explanation of that at Addabon Red's article number 73. She really, really gets into it and has sent notices.
alex jones
Beautiful, brother.
I've got to jump in everybody in, but thank you, Stephen.
jordan holmes
Beautiful.
alex jones
Wow.
jordan holmes
All caps when you spell the man name, Dan.
Right.
dan friesen
Beyond that.
And that's just standard sovereign citizen stuff.
jordan holmes
Yeah, naturally.
dan friesen
Hooray for that.
jordan holmes
All caps, birth certificate, you're great.
dan friesen
Now, I was unaware that Trump owns the original post office.
jordan holmes
I was surprised to discover that as well.
dan friesen
And that all wars are wars between post offices.
jordan holmes
Did you not know that?
dan friesen
I didn't.
jordan holmes
Did you not know that there has been a hundred year secret war between post offices ever since one guy...
His horse knocked over another guy's horse and started the great post office war.
dan friesen
I feel like probably there were in earlier times some feuding.
Sure, of course.
jordan holmes
Capitalism is capitalism.
If you're getting paid by the letter, people are going to fight.
dan friesen
These days.
jordan holmes
A little different.
dan friesen
Not sure.
jordan holmes
A little different.
dan friesen
So, this show sucks.
This episode is not good.
jordan holmes
Sorry, I just got the image of, you know, just a regular post office driver just driving with the door open on the wrong side and you're like, isn't that cute you guys are driving?
They get out and then they're suddenly attacked by another post office guy.
Throws him into the open window of the car and lights it up on fire.
dan friesen
The FedEx boys jumping UPS boys.
jordan holmes
It's the IRA of post offices.
dan friesen
Yes, I gotcha.
This show sucks.
This episode's bad.
And in the third hour, Alex has Drew Hernandez on, who's another reporter baby.
I find this guy's voice incredibly annoying.
He's on to talk about the border and talk about, oh, everything is...
jordan holmes
Oh, those people from not here.
They're coming to here, and we don't want them here.
They're from not here.
dan friesen
But mic down for this, because this is how the interview started and where I turned it off.
alex jones
You were saying, yeah, let's get into the border, but also some of the culture war stuff.
And some of the things that are going on as they put us onto this virtual economy.
Tell us about it.
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure your viewers are familiar with Bad Baby.
You know, she's the Catch Me Outside girl that was on Dr. Phil when extremely viral, totally depraved.
drew hernandez
She made an OnlyFans.
dan friesen
I gotta go.
I don't know.
I don't know what good is going to come of this conversation about the Catch Me Outside girl having an OnlyFans.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
I don't care.
jordan holmes
Did you know that somebody in a viral video has an OnlyFans account?
Now, did I?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
And she's a rapper, apparently.
Do I care?
No.
Goodbye.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
Goodbye, sir.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I don't care to listen to you, I guess.
I mean, best case scenario, shame someone for being a sex worker.
Like, I don't give a...
I know people with OnlyFans accounts.
jordan holmes
Cool.
Have fun.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Great.
I hope you supplement your income, I guess.
I don't know.
dan friesen
Yeah, if he's on to talk about the border, but first we're going to get into culture wars, and someone has an OnlyFans account, I'm mad about it.
I have to leave.
I can't.
I'm not going to take you seriously.
jordan holmes
Now, that's a dynasty-level offense.
If I had a glass of wine in my hand, I would throw it in that guy's face.
dan friesen
How dare you, sir?
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
The temerity.
Yeah, and plus, like, I mean, realistically...
Saturday is just right around the corner.
jordan holmes
Of course.
I'm not going to waste my time with Drew Hernandez.
I'm not going to waste my time.
You've got an hour of meat and gristle to really dig your teeth into.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So here we go.
This is where things start off with Alex covering the Johns Hopkins document.
unidentified
Sure.
alex jones
Now, most people that are informed have heard about Event 201.
They've heard about Operation Lockstep.
They've heard about Crimson Contagion.
They've heard about Disease X. And the UN drills.
But have you heard about SARS 2025-2028?
It is all of those plans together.
dan friesen
It's not.
alex jones
But not set in the near future like those previous drills were, but set out a few more years in the future.
That's the parallel in the time we're in now.
So just superimpose 2025 to 2028 with 2020 to 20...
23. And it is exactly what's happening.
dan friesen
So I love the idea that Alex says the Johns Hopkins scenario depicts things exactly as they're happening in real life, just superimposed on a different date.
Also, nothing funnier than, it's not a little bit in the future, it's a few years.
jordan holmes
It's not in the near future, idiots.
It's in the near, near future.
dan friesen
Alex didn't know where that sentence was going to end when it started.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, that's a bad dismount.
dan friesen
So when he's talking about things being exactly like real life, just a few years off, I have a few things to say.
jordan holmes
Okay, toss it at me.
dan friesen
First of all, one of the main tensions of the Hopkins exercise is messaging issues around a drug that was believed to be effective against spars called...
Calosevire.
There wasn't a drug that the government was trying to push for the treatment of COVID in the way that the medical community gets behind calosevir in this exercise.
Maybe remdesivir, possibly, but...
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, your basic there is, like, Trump and his messaging campaign pushed hydroxychloroquine so hard.
dan friesen
It doesn't fit, though.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
It doesn't fit for this, and I don't think that remdesivir does either in terms of...
The way it's depicted in this exercise.
So that's, to me, this seems like one really big problem with the scenario matching real-world history.
Second, backlash to calosevir begins in February 2026, four months into the outbreak, when a video of a child projectile vomiting after taking a dose goes viral online.
This did not happen four months into COVID, even metaphorically.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
Third, in May 2026, a made-up rapper named BZ suffers a public embarrassment when trying to promote spars treatments to his audience when he compares people who volunteer for vaccine trials to participants in the Tuskegee experiments.
This did not happen in the real world.
jordan holmes
Exhibit A in why scientists don't become rappers.
Our fictitious rapper is named BZ.
dan friesen
Sure.
There are plenty of examples of things like this that did not happen in the real world, but do in the scenario exercise, because the point of the events that happen in the scenario is to create situations where messaging challenges would arise that the exercise participants could reflect on how best to respond.
The inclusion of a situation like this rapper making a public gaffe in this scenario doesn't make sense out of context.
When you don't see this exercise within the context of why it exists, it seems really weird.
But when you understand that it's designed to assist medical communications professionals brainstorm the ways that they might need to respond to various events in a crisis, the picture makes far more sense.
At the same time that BZ makes his comments, the fictional former president Jacqueline Bennett gives a noncommittal answer about whether or not she would give her grandson calisivir, which creates a similar but slightly different messaging problem for the exercise participants to reflect on.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Anyway, the point is a bunch of things that happen very differently in this imagined scenario than have happened in our real-world outbreak.
Alex is just trying to pretend everything is the same because it's more fun and profitable for him, but it's all made up.
jordan holmes
So, is this SBZ supposed to be a play on Yeezy?
dan friesen
I thought Jay-Z.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, but the very public gaffe would suggest more of a Kanye circumstance.
dan friesen
Yeah, you're not wrong, but I think that...
jordan holmes
Are they saying that Kanye is going to Taylor Swift?
COVID-19?
dan friesen
No, because in the context of the scenario exercise, BZ is one of the people who was enlisted to help get messaging out about the safety of the treatments.
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
And then he said George Bush doesn't care about black people.
dan friesen
See, I don't think that Kanye would be enlisted by the medical community.
jordan holmes
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
dan friesen
So this document, my friend, is a timeline.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
This is what you need to understand.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
A timeline.
jordan holmes
But a few years off into the near future.
dan friesen
So basically, you just transpose the beginning of the outbreak to the outbreak in the document.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
You can tell what's going to happen in the future.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
And unfortunately, we are six months away from something bad.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's bad.
alex jones
Now, here's what's devastating.
We're about 13 months into the simulation that, again, is not really a simulation.
They're using that to cover their operations.
In case they get caught with the documents, they just say it's part of the drill.
That's a classic operation by intelligence agencies, governments, but also health agencies.
jordan holmes
Classic by health agencies.
alex jones
Next, they say that within six months to a year of people being inoculated with these experimental GMO gene therapies, that you will have massive brain damage and spongiform encephalopathy, basically, or prion disease, mad cow disease.
dan friesen
So, that's good times.
jordan holmes
That's a real bummer.
That's going to be a really rough six months to a year from now.
dan friesen
Don't worry, it's bullshit.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
So, in the exercise, there's this potential basis for a vaccine discovered in the form of an animal vaccine for hoofed mammal respiratory virus developed by a company called GMI.
This condition was similar in many ways to spars, so researchers began looking at whether or not it could be effective for humans.
One of the initial downsides was that, quote, Right.
jordan holmes
And cows learning how to talk.
dan friesen
27, a group of parents, the size of the group is unspecified.
They sue the government because they believe that their children got encephalitis from the vaccine.
The claims are not presented as necessarily accurate.
It's just more detail added to make this a more real scenario, since this mirrors real-world anti-vax folks.
Sure.
unidentified
And it's something that presents a challenge to the messaging that's required.
dan friesen
Naturally.
The scenario does say that, Right.
Right.
read it again because this brings up an important point.
And that is that these elements of the scenario, it's left intentionally open-ended.
Yeah.
unidentified
Because it exists to pose a question to the participants, not to depict a reality that actually exists.
dan friesen
In that scenario how does a person in a position of medical messaging respond?
How do you convey confidence on the medical side of things while still acknowledging certain uncertainties?
These are the sorts of questions this story arc is meant to bring up.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Because Alex knows better and he's a psychic, he's realized that this is actually the globalists admitting that they're going to give everyone mad cow disease.
And the encephalitis is really just the animal vaccine that GMI created.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And it's just encephalitis in animals.
And then there's some parents who allege encephalitis, but it's not actually proven in the case of the scenario.
jordan holmes
No, and that's maybe the most important question for the study to ask, which is, how is it that we can tell people...
Honestly, we don't know.
And at the same time, reassure them that they can trust us.
dan friesen
Yeah, and one of the other things that they take great care to sort of point out is exploring ideas of how to be compassionate about the uncertainty.
Because it's an understandable feeling for people to have.
And how do you mix that compassion about the uncertainty with the confidence in medical science?
And it's a challenging thing, but that's why you do exercises like this.
jordan holmes
Yeah, my message would probably not be good.
It would be more something like, listen, we know public education has failed you between first and eighth grade at least.
dan friesen
You wouldn't make it through the exercise.
So the thing is that Alex is connecting this with a study that he's found, right?
So they say encephalitis in the scenario, right?
unidentified
And what?
jordan holmes
That's like the Zika virus, right?
alex jones
I just mentioned to you spongiform encephalopathy or prion disease.
Microbiology Infectious Diseases Journal.
COVID-19 RNA-based vaccines and the risk of prion disease.
That was put out in 20...
21 by a prestigious scientist.
dan friesen
Whenever you hear Alex say that a claim is being made by a prestigious scientist, that means he has no idea who the person is.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I was gonna say, that's a huge red flag immediately.
dan friesen
It's an unknown quantity, but he wants to elevate this claim that they're making because it works well for him.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
This claim that the COVID vaccine causes prion disease was based entirely on a non-peer-reviewed paper by a guy named J. Bart Klassen.
No one agrees with his conclusion, and he is not a prestigious scientist.
According to USA Today, quote, in 1999 he claimed the influenza vaccine caused type 1 diabetes, a claim disproven by Johns Hopkins University Institute for Vaccine Safety.
He's just an anti-vax weirdo who makes these claims pretty regularly whenever there's a vaccine that needs to be smeared.
jordan holmes
Vaccines cause IBS!
All right, man.
Okay.
dan friesen
So now Alex is there.
He's rolling deep, though, with the crew.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
To quote BZ.
jordan holmes
Nicely done.
dan friesen
He's got Rob Dew.
jordan holmes
It is Easter, so Jesus walks.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
Oh.
So Rob Dew is in studio.
The corporate representative, Rob Dew.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And he's just blown away by this document.
alex jones
Rob Dew.
unidentified
Yeah.
rob dew
So the parallels on this are just from a...
When you looked at 9-11 and you saw the parallels that happened.
This has got the same thing in it with massive power outages.
jordan holmes
You've got a male and female president.
rob dew
The president, who's a male, stops after a few years.
Or it's the female, she's only in for one term and then she leaves and then the male president takes over.
jordan holmes
We kind of have that going on.
dan friesen
So, first of all, Biden hasn't stepped down, so this isn't actually a similarity at all.
jordan holmes
No, it's exactly like that.
It's happening, though.
dan friesen
You can see it.
I don't know if the Infowars universe is just so convinced that it's going to happen any day now that they've just decided it's already happened.
jordan holmes
Yeah, why not?
dan friesen
This is just a similarity in Rob's head.
So, in this scenario, the president is named Randall Archer.
He'd previously been the vice president under Jacqueline Bennett.
She didn't step down.
She just decided not to run for a second term after being president from 2020 to 2024, at which point Archer ran and won.
jordan holmes
Shouting, fuck you guys, you are shit.
dan friesen
Bennett is still actively involved in being an advisor, but was not up to seeking re-election, quote, due to health concerns.
This is the case in the scenario because it creates an interesting dynamic where there's a new president, but also a fully functioning and intact staff at the Department of Health and Human Services.
In terms of what the exercise is designed to explore, this makes total sense.
Essentially, former President Bennett exists as a prop, so she can be a character that makes a media gaffe where she gives that noncommittal answer about calisivir.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
Sure.
You know, because then it works.
There's a weird dynamic there.
Sure.
unidentified
But it also shouldn't be the current president, because that's too weird.
dan friesen
So a former president works great.
In order to make that scenario work, she would have to have just had one term, and ideally Just lost an election.
Seems like the best way to get to that story beat would just be she just didn't want to seek re-election.
jordan holmes
Everybody still trusts her.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
So the gaffe would carry so much weight that they would be influenced by it, while at the same time, you couldn't lose an election and have everybody be influenced in the same way.
dan friesen
And you don't want it to be the current president because it adds a whole layer to it.
jordan holmes
Totally, totally.
dan friesen
The other specific that Rob uses is this power outage, which I will admit is in the scenario.
There's a massive power outage in the Pacific Northwest just one week prior to the rollout of the vaccine.
what Rob wants it to in the real world.
Sure.
unidentified
He's trying to compare that to the Texas outages, which happened well after vaccination programs began and are reality.
dan friesen
Again, it's important to understand why this specific detail is included in the exercise.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
emergency, so this power outage was added to the scenario so participants could consider what methods they might employ if they didn't have access to things like social media.
Sure.
unidentified
With a massive power outage, one of the main methods of communications is less effective.
dan friesen
But you need to continue helping the public through, so what do you do?
This is super clear from the exercise if you read it, but if you just want to make random connections, I guess you could do what Rob Dew is doing, and it's really embarrassing.
I mean, look, this is what it says in the text.
All communication about the vaccine rollout was published in electronic form, and consequently, many individuals in the affected areas were initially unable to access information provided by state, local, and federal health authorities regarding Corvax dispensing.
Immediately after this, there are study questions for the participants in the document, like, While greater use of electronic media opens new opportunities for broad outreach, what communications vulnerabilities exist that could impede communication efforts via electronic media?
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Or the other question, quote, how can public health communicators remain flexible when multiple disasters occur at once?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
In their paper about designing scenario-based exercises, Ogilvy and Schwartz discuss the need for stories that follow various plots, and one of the most common archetypes is crisis and response.
This plot element is about introducing a big problem, and then the participants get to respond.
The paper discusses an exercise they ran with Shell that followed basically this exact same path.
Quote, The playing field, the organizational operating environment, is suddenly dramatically altered.
The innovative firms that learn to make difficult changes in their business practices to avoid environmental degradation are now positioned to become market leaders.
In the Johns Hopkins exercise, the outbreak itself is the initial crisis.
Then things like the power outage in the Pacific Northwest or the video of the kid vomiting represent new crises that the participants have to deal with.
This is the context of what Alex and Rob are lying about, and it makes total sense.
There's no way to read that document and not understand that that's what it is.
jordan holmes
That's so funny to me that they missed the most important question of having that kind of power outage a week before the vaccine rollout, which would just be simply be like...
How do we deal with that?
dan friesen
Or are all the Proud Boys accounted for?
jordan holmes
Yeah, is this witches?
People are going to ask us why God punished us with this power outage before the vaccine.
dan friesen
You know what?
That isn't in the exercise, but I think...
jordan holmes
It's a subtext?
dan friesen
Jordan, to be fair, it was made in 2017.
jordan holmes
That's true.
dan friesen
If it was made today, that might have been a relevant messaging question, but yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay.
People are going to assume meteorologists are witches.
What do we do about that from a health standpoint?
dan friesen
So it's interesting to me that this is how Rob Dew's starting it out.
He's talking about these similarities.
One is not a similarity at all in that Biden hasn't stepped down, and even if he did, it doesn't match the scenario that's depicted in the exercise.
And then the other one is that there's a power outage, but they're completely different.
And if you understand what the document is for, it makes total sense that a power outage would be in there.
It creates an important teaching moment about using non-electronic methods.
jordan holmes
Every time Dew goes to a diner, he has failed the...
Uh, what are the three differences picture?
dan friesen
Oh, dude.
jordan holmes
He's never gotten one of those cereal boxes, placemats, it doesn't matter.
dan friesen
Shut up, shut up.
I just had a great idea.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Okay, so have you ever played Overcooked?
jordan holmes
Uh, yes.
We tried one time.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's that game where you have to cook meals, you know, like you're running around chopping up an onion.
jordan holmes
You gotta do the thing.
It's like Burger Boss or whatever it is.
dan friesen
I have a new idea.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Dew's Diner.
jordan holmes
Try and figure out puzzles that are way too easy.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
It's overcooked, but the goal is to fail.
You just have to fail interestingly.
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I like that game.
That's a good open-ended game.
dan friesen
Anybody who can program an app, don't waste your time on that.
jordan holmes
Please don't.
dan friesen
So Alex gets to starting up reading the document, and this is fun.
I love this.
alex jones
Let's go ahead and begin here.
Here is the project team.
Who is on it?
All these different top eugenicists, top globalists from around the country.
John Hopkins, Bloomberg School of Public Health.
dan friesen
The team is top eugenicists, right?
It's five senior associates with the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
A professor from Texas State.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
And a Masters of Public Health candidate from Columbia University.
jordan holmes
Well, yeah.
How do you get...
dan friesen
Top eugenicists.
jordan holmes
How do you get any of those things without a proven track record of top eugenicism?
dan friesen
Alex has no idea who any of these people are.
jordan holmes
Why would you?
dan friesen
Just making this up.
jordan holmes
Why would you know who they are?
dan friesen
Oh, yeah.
This master's student is a fucking top eugenicist.
unidentified
What kind of insane person who doesn't...
jordan holmes
You directly interact with these people know who they are.
dan friesen
This Columbia University grad student is a sixth generation eugenicist.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
So anyway, I warned you earlier that there was a squirrely weirdo coming up named Mike.
unidentified
Yeah, Mike.
jordan holmes
Mike the squirrely weirdo.
dan friesen
I honestly don't know who this dude is.
I think he might be an InfoWars employee.
He might be Harrison Smith's roommate.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I don't fucking know.
jordan holmes
Could be anybody.
dan friesen
But he is weird.
jordan holmes
Wife's tennis instructor.
dan friesen
He is weird.
Oh, and a liar.
jordan holmes
Okay.
unidentified
And this can be found inside of the SBARS document, word for word.
After showing no adverse side effects for nearly a year, vaccine recipients slowly began to experience symptoms.
As time passed and more people across the United States were vaccinated, claims of adverse side effects began to emerge.
As the investigations grew in intensity, several high-ranking officials at the CDC and FDA were forced to step down and withdraw from government.
They're setting up the health officials and the politicians to take the fall for this.
dan friesen
What Mike is reading here, that's definitely from the document, but he's made a classic Infowars move here, and that he's taken two unrelated passages from the text and combined them, pretending they're about the same thing, in order to lie about this document.
The part about people experiencing side effects after a year is from Chapter 17. It's on page 60. The second part about government officials stepping down is Chapter 19. It's on page 67. It's completely unrelated to the previous chapter's conversation about possible side effects.
Here is the paragraph about the government officials in full.
After action reports, government hearings and agency reviews following the pandemic were too numerous to count.
Emergency funding appropriated by Congress to fight the disease became available partway through the course of the pandemic, but federal, state, and local public health agencies struggled to manage the procedural requirements to spend it.
jordan holmes
That does sound familiar.
dan friesen
That also sounds familiar.
These investigations that are causing these imaginary officials to step down are not related to possible drug side effects.
It's clearly about mismanagement of funds.
If this guy's read the document as he's presenting himself as having done, then he knows fully well that the two passages he just read as if they were one paragraph are actually two completely different sections of the document.
If this document actually said what he wanted it to, he wouldn't have to lie.
This is bullshit, weirdo Mike.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that is funny that even in the Johns Hopkins report, it's like, listen, we all know at least 15 to 20 senators are corrupt as shit.
We're just gonna put in that some of them had to quit.
dan friesen
I mean, I think that the scenario paints a very realistic portrait of some of the things that you could expect might happen.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
We'll deal with another one of them that Rob Dew thinks is maybe wizardry a little bit later, but I don't know.
From reading the document, I think there's some pretty...
Fair assumptions that are made.
And then also some ones that are like, that's a little silly.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But they're all in service of what the document is for.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
They're teaching documents.
dan friesen
It's all still focused around this exercise that is how do medical communicators rise to various challenges.
Now, I...
I think that clip right there, where Mike is reading two different sections as if they were the same, because when he's talking about these side effects, he then says, as investigations grow in intensity.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
And that's meant to lead the audience to think that these investigations...
jordan holmes
Very clearly split those quotes, but then combine them together to form a single quote.
dan friesen
Right, which leads you to believe that the investigations are about drug side effects.
jordan holmes
Naturally.
dan friesen
And that's how they're going to set up the politicians to take the fall for this.
Has nothing to do with that.
He has to know that.
And this is the point at which any reasonable person would just be like, fuck this.
You're absolutely misrepresenting the primary document you're talking about and there's no way that that is an accident.
There's no way you did this accidentally.
jordan holmes
Well, I mean, it's somewhat similar to Alex's synopsis of Romeo and Juliet insofar as he leaves out a bunch of the middle between those two things.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
No, no, no, no, no.
jordan holmes
No, I know.
dan friesen
It would be like if he threw in a little bit of Hamlet.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that sounds fun.
dan friesen
So anyway, Mike gets to being weird some more about passage about vaccine distribution.
unidentified
Sure.
To determine how to best distribute limited doses of Corovax to members of priority groups across the country, the U.S. government resorted to new, controversial tactics, notably having health care providers access patients'electronic health records to determine the number of individuals in high-risk populations receiving care in particular areas.
dan friesen
This passage really undercuts the argument that this document represents the globalist plan because they didn't do that.
Also, while we're on the subject of things that didn't happen in real life that do happen in the scenario, we should look at chapter 10 and see one of the big, giant, gigantic...
I'm going to come up with more words.
One of the big public messaging crises that come up over the course of the exercise.
jordan holmes
Gojira emerged from the ocean.
dan friesen
No, that's chapter 12. Oh, okay, okay.
In chapter 10 of the scenario, there's a huge public backlash because doctors and nurses aren't included in the highest priority group for the distribution of the vaccine.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would cause a huge public backlash.
dan friesen
Yeah, they even designed two fake tweets that illustrate the outrage that was happening in the medical worker communities.
There's a strike in Milwaukee among healthcare providers when...
They won't go to work unless they're made a vaccine priority.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And none of that happened in life.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, that's a totally reasonable thing for them to do were that unreasonable thing to occur.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Also in the scenario, there's a groundswell of college activism taking place in the social media app that's created for this exercise called Unequal.
From the exercise, quote, Another group that was not generally affected by the government's Corovax promotion efforts were college students, especially those attending school on the east and west coasts.
Public health officials had no explanation for the lack of vaccine uptake among this population until protests began at several college campuses, including UC Berkeley, the University of Washington, Reed College, Harvard and the University of Chicago.
The focus of these protests was the lack of access to Corovax, particularly for populations in less developed countries like Haiti, Guatemala, and Cameroon.
The college students involved declared they would not accept Corovax until it was made available in terms of both access and expense to everyone in the world who wanted it.
This, too, did not happen in the real world.
The reason these events are included in the scenario is the same as anything that is in there.
They present an opportunity for the participants to wrestle with challenges in the field of medical messaging.
None of it's real, but it portrays situations that are close enough to seeming real for them to be effective in role-playing situations.
And that's enough for Alex to think that it's all secretly real.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, it seems fun whenever these studies predict events that Mm-hmm.
just based on the shit we've already seen that's going to almost certainly happen again because people don't learn lessons from things exactly like the thing that we're writing now so uh mike is a weirdo i've decided yeah and uh he he reads this passage and again like if normal people would Checked out already.
dan friesen
But I'm not normal.
I still want to hear more.
unidentified
I mean, this gets worse, Alex.
Severe side effects including swollen legs, severe joint pain, and encephalitis potentially resulting in seizures, seizure disorders, or death.
dan friesen
So what Mike is failing to mention here is the passage he's reading is about the side effects.
It's not for the Corvex human vaccine.
It's from the section about the vaccine for animals.
There's an added bit of comedy in that he's reading a quote from a fake email that the scenario created in order to depict an exchange of information about an animal vaccine, and then Mike's dumbass is pretending it's a document talking about human side effects.
Just amazing.
jordan holmes
That is real, real bummer town level shit.
dan friesen
Here's what he read in context, what the actual thing says.
This is critical to understand.
If this document actually said what these dum-dums were claiming it was, they wouldn't resort to tactics like this.
This is so manipulative.
It's nonsense.
jordan holmes
This is bullshit.
dan friesen
If it were truly a smoking gun, they'd just be able to read it.
They wouldn't have to pretend that they were reading this fake email from the document as if it's a real thing about a human vaccine.
jordan holmes
Yeah, what's the point of having these things if you're just gonna highlight one paragraph from...
Every other chapter and then just combine them into a single double-spaced page.
You know, like, why?
Yeah, fuck off.
dan friesen
So Mike reads a passage about conspiracy theories that go around.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And Alex gets so excited that he has to read it himself.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
I think it's because he's like, I want to maybe use a cut of me saying this later, like in a John Bowne report.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And I don't want to have this weirdo reading it.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
I want it to be in my voice.
alex jones
Right.
unidentified
Conspiracy theories also profilated across social media, suggesting the virus had been purposely created and introduced to the population by drug companies.
alex jones
This is in 2017, right after Fauci says a virus will be released.
It's going to happen.
It's going to challenge Trump.
It's going to be a surprise operation.
dan friesen
Fauci didn't say that.
In the speech that he was given, we've talked about this.
He was talking about how every administration deals with an unforeseen health crisis.
jordan holmes
And he said that conspiracy theories would abound, that it would escape from a government lab.
Just 20 years after Alex started saying that every four months.
dan friesen
Yeah.
That's the other thing, too.
We listened to that 2003 episode, and Alex was saying foot and mouth came out of port and down.
jordan holmes
Yeah, the same thing.
It's like, yeah, of course they would add that scenario in there.
That's what you do.
dan friesen
That's one of the things that's like, oh.
This is giving texture to the world.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
And it's not even a major point.
That's not even, like...
jordan holmes
It's just mentioned.
dan friesen
Yeah.
And it's after the fact.
It's after the entire course of the outbreak happens, in terms of the document.
jordan holmes
Call me when conspiracy theorists in this paper decide to inspire people to overthrow the country.
dan friesen
So, Mike, I mean, look, some of this stuff...
I don't know.
Like, someone who's really generous might be able to say he's just sloppy.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But there's intention behind the misrepresentations he's presenting.
I don't believe that he did this by accident.
jordan holmes
Someone incredibly generous, neither of which are we.
dan friesen
No.
Also, I think...
I heard this and I got really worried.
unidentified
This took me two weeks to read, by the way.
The wording, it weaves everything together, so you're like, what is going on?
Is this an exercise?
Is this real?
I was just trying to do the best I can to extract everything, so if you had five minutes, you could just understand what's happening.
dan friesen
Bad!
jordan holmes
Bad!
Super bad!
dan friesen
Oh my god.
jordan holmes
Some things require more than five minutes.
That's a good thing.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
I can't imagine taking two weeks and then coming away with that sort of sewn-together quotation that misrepresents the point.
I don't understand, too, being able to look at this and not be able to understand...
Fairly quickly what it is.
Like, I understand if you see it out of context, completely out of context.
It could be confusing for a bit.
But if you sat down...
jordan holmes
Perhaps you only had five minutes to hear about it.
dan friesen
Sure.
But if you sat down and actually read a couple pages, it explains the exercise at the beginning.
It explains...
I don't know.
jordan holmes
It starts with, Dear Alex Jones, please, we're explaining the exercise.
You literally can't use this for your propaganda.
dan friesen
I really, really don't understand the idea of anyone sitting with this for an hour, let alone two weeks, and coming away with any confusion about...
Oh, also, there is a disclaimer that Alex shouldn't use this.
Let me read this.
Quote, Ooh, I just did an Alex.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
The infectious pathogen, medical countermeasures, characters, news media excerpts, social media posts, and government agency responses described herein are entirely fictional.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So there is a disclaimer.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
But that does not stop.
These dorks.
jordan holmes
Doesn't sound like it.
Dan, it's about what they're not saying.
dan friesen
It's like jazz.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So here's Mike.
Two weeks of study.
jordan holmes
Two weeks of intense study.
dan friesen
And now he's going to bring back up this power outage.
unidentified
Okay.
A week before Corovax was released for distribution in the United States, the power grid at the Grand Coulee Dam in eastern Washington state experienced a catastrophic failure.
While the event did not destroy any infrastructure or result in any deaths, it did cause widespread power outages in Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, and British Columbia.
Though power was restored within a day of the initial outage, blackouts continued plaguing these areas over the next three weeks.
jordan holmes
And a resurgence of the band widespread panic.
unidentified
Why would they put that in a vaccine exercise?
Because they're all behind all this.
alex jones
They're showing off to their people.
Keep going.
dan friesen
So, Mike seems so confused by why they would include something about a power outage in this document about a medical situation, but if he'd actually read it, he shouldn't be confused.
It's literally spelled out in the exercise.
This is very clearly to get participants to consider how to be effective in getting messaging out in a real, non-digital world.
From the scenario, quote, This extremely time-consuming effort exhausted the public health workforce already stretched thin by the epidemic response and several years of budget cuts, but it was ultimately successful.
Early vaccination rates in Washington, Oregon, and Idaho were very similar to other states, and in some cases above average.
In spite of the success, the incident underscored the shortcomings associated with relying solely on electronic communication strategies.
That, what I just read to you, is immediately after the part he was reading.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it makes it very clear.
Clear.
Almost impossible to misunderstand.
dan friesen
Yes.
There's no way to believe that he took two weeks to read this and couldn't understand what the point was.
This is either someone who's deeply disturbed and needs help, needs like mental help, or he's a willful liar.
And I'm more inclined to believe it's the latter.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, this is not a generous interpretation, but the idea of these people reading a document that tells them what it says absolutely does confuse them.
Like, on a deep level.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Because they can't just be like, oh.
Like, that's not a thing they can do.
They can't read an explanation of what's happening and go, oh, well, they're being honest with me.
dan friesen
I understand that.
I understand that dynamic.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Now, if...
They weren't copy and pasting various parts of the document in order to create a misrepresentation of what it says.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
If they weren't pretending that side effects and animals were actually humans.
Like, if they weren't doing stuff like that, then maybe I would be like, oh, this is just suspiciousness run amok.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But there is work that's been done in order to misrepresent this document.
jordan holmes
Not two weeks worth, but there has been work done.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now, Jordan.
Rob Dew.
He's about to have his mind blown.
Man.
This document.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
It's crazy.
Let's go to the next one.
rob dew
You look at the similarity to the names.
jordan holmes
Spars, COVID.
rob dew
And then we have SARS-CoV-2.
jordan holmes
Okay?
rob dew
Same, almost same exact name, and they wrote this four years before.
alex jones
They added a number, and they just...
Add a P. Add a P and a V. Exactly.
jordan holmes
It's really crazy.
dan friesen
Where's the V?
jordan holmes
It's almost like scientists aren't interested too much in different naming conventions when it comes to viruses, and instead it's almost a classification.
dan friesen
Yeah.
It means St. Paul Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus, which is similar to SARS-CoV-2.
Yeah, sure.
The reason that this is probably...
It's named after the city that it popped up in, and the reason that it is that, and we've had this whole thing about not naming things after...
Sure.
Because that whole thing is a World Health Organization convention.
That you don't name something after the city or the location where it came up.
And the World Health Organization isn't involved in this exercise.
jordan holmes
Because that would give a massive incentive for people to be like, never fuck with those people ever again.
dan friesen
Yeah, don't go to St. Paul.
jordan holmes
Exactly.
dan friesen
Plus, this was in 2017, which is fairly shortly after the World Health Organization changed its best practices about that whole thing.
So there may have been some lingering confusion about naming conventions.
Sure.
I almost guarantee that if the World Health Organization had made this scenario, it probably would have named the condition SARS-CoV-2.
And, like, Rob Du would have a heart attack.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, he would shit.
He would just shit.
Fuck it, I might shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
It is not weird.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
At all?
jordan holmes
No, it's a convention.
It's a naming convention.
It's like a fucking taxonomy, you know?
It's like kingdom phylum, you know, it's, yeah.
dan friesen
In terms of, like, a conspiracy theory, this is the one that rises to the level of, huh.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
How about that?
jordan holmes
Their names are...
Yeah.
That's how they name stuff.
dan friesen
Yep.
There's another connection with the real world, though.
jordan holmes
Do they want them to name viruses like they do hurricanes?
Like this is Virus Maria?
Is that what they would feel better about?
dan friesen
Maybe.
So Rob brings up another thing in this next clip that is kind of similar to real world.
jordan holmes
Then we have the inflated fatality estimates.
rob dew
Initially, they write in the scenario, CDC fatality rate, almost 5%.
jordan holmes
Who's fatality rate?
14.5%.
rob dew
And then the fatality rate of over 64 is 50%.
dan friesen
This is fair.
The inflated death estimates are in the scenario, but they're there for a few reasons.
The first is that this scenario is supposed to depict reality, and the reality of dealing with a completely new disease is that sometimes you get some things off.
One of the main reasons is actually spelled out in the document if you read it.
Quote, at the outset of the sparse outbreak, physicians'understanding of the disease stemmed primarily from extremely severe cases resulting in pneumonia or hypoxia, their required hospitalization and extensive medical treatment.
Mild cases of the disease, which produced symptoms including cough, fever, headaches, and malaise, were often perceived as the flu by people who had them and consequently often went untreated and undiagnosed by medical personnel.
As a result, early case fatality estimates were inflated.
This is a real dynamic that we've seen play out in the COVID-19 outbreak, but it's been true in other past outbreaks as well.
Yeah.
unidentified
The issue is that you can't always assume that it's going to be the case, or else you're putting yourself in a position to get blindsided by a super deadly condition that you happen to underestimate.
dan friesen
It's far better to be overcautious with new diseases than to just let them go and see what happens.
unidentified
Again, this is what we talked about.
jordan holmes
Diseases have killed almost all of us.
dan friesen
Yeah, be careful.
jordan holmes
We should be crazy.
dan friesen
Be careful.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So the other reason that this is in the document is because it's made as an exercise for medical communicators.
And what could be a greater communication challenge than having been wrong initially?
The study question for this section is, quote, how can health authorities best meet public demands for critical information such as what is the health threat and what do I know about it when the crisis is still unfolding and not all the facts are known?
If you understand this in the context it was written and used, all the things that they're trying to create paranoia about just sound fucking stupid.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It's awesome.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It is awesome.
Dude, this next thing that they try and make a conspiracy out of, holy shit, these guys are dumb.
jordan holmes
Sell me on it.
rob dew
Let's go to the antivirals.
jordan holmes
This is the next slide.
rob dew
In this scenario, they have one called Calosavir.
jordan holmes
All right?
Ends in an IR.
Side effects, nausea, headaches, vomiting, and body aches.
rob dew
There's actually a viral video of a boy in this scenario taking the Calosavir and then immediately projectile vomiting everywhere.
alex jones
Yeah, they even have videos of their scenario.
It's crazy.
And then, but go back to it, then three years later, it's Remdesivir.
jordan holmes
And this is not the real name.
This is the name they gave it later.
rob dew
It's actually got a different name that it's made of.
alex jones
And remember, they said remdesivir was this new experimental thing they just developed, but they had the damn name three years before.
jordan holmes
Same side effects.
Nausea, constipation, vomiting.
alex jones
They only change a few letters.
It's all about rubbing in their faces.
jordan holmes
It is.
They really do.
alex jones
This is Smoking Gun.
dan friesen
If these dudes cared at all, they could learn why these drugs have similar names.
jordan holmes
They could learn so much.
dan friesen
Yeah, these are generic names for the drug, which is to say they're not brand names.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
The convention for naming generic drugs is to have the suffix of the word indicate what the drug is.
For instance, antiviral drugs generally end in the suffix V-I-R for viral.
This isn't universal, but most of them end up with this, and that's why these two do.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
You know, you can go down the list of antiviral drugs.
And then also, like, penicillin.
Psyllin-derived drugs have psyllin, like amoxicillin.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
It's how drugs are named.
jordan holmes
It's very simple, and it's done that way on purpose to be simple, so people don't have to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
dan friesen
The people making the scenario were striving to fill it with realistic details, so they followed accepted conventions for naming the drug they made up in it.
Alex and Rob Du are so stupid and so addicted to thinking coincidences mean something that they take that as a sign that the document is mocking them.
This is nuts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's like...
Just such a...
Just don't talk and just scream repeatedly, I refuse to learn anything!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's outrageous.
Oh, they both end in IO.
jordan holmes
I refuse!
I refuse to read the first page of Google!
No!
dan friesen
They just changed a few letters.
jordan holmes
You could type any of these questions into Google and the first result would tell you what...
dan friesen
Yeah, it's really easy to understand these things.
jordan holmes
It's so easy.
dan friesen
So...
This clip is just where everything turns to parody.
Rob is in the middle of complaining about, like, medical ads and stuff.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
rob dew
Yeah, and then you have the native ads, which are put out by the vaccine company, saying the vaccine's safe and effective.
jordan holmes
And that's all they do.
alex jones
Vitamin Mineral Fusion is a remarkable product, and it's back in stock.
40% off at InfoWarsStore.com right now.
jordan holmes
Don't do that to me.
dan friesen
Don't do that to me.
Whoever edited this did that as a joke.
jordan holmes
That's just too much.
dan friesen
He's complaining about medical ads.
jordan holmes
That is too much.
These people, all they do is put out these ads that say things are safe and effective.
Anyways, let's go to a commercial of Alex saying that his stuff is safe and effective.
dan friesen
Oh, wow.
They've gone a while now and Alex realizes.
jordan holmes
We did it.
dan friesen
We have not done it.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
We're all humans.
We're all people that care about freedom.
I get upset.
Rob gets upset.
As we spend weeks studying this, we finally get on air, and it's just, it's so upsetting.
We've covered 10% of what's in front of us.
Every bit of this is just as insane or more insane.
I haven't even gotten to the part where they admit they're doing this to kill you and save the Earth.
I mean, they admit they're doing this.
dan friesen
That part is not in the document.
No, that doesn't sound like that.
jordan holmes
They specifically say they're not doing this.
dan friesen
Although, that would introduce a very interesting medical messaging challenge.
jordan holmes
That would be an interesting medical challenge.
Okay, let's say in this scenario, our secret plan has gotten out.
And gotten into the hands of the least reliable and credulous person you can have.
What do we do?
Let it go?
dan friesen
I guess.
Hit the panic button.
So yeah, this is where I checked out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a good place to check out.
dan friesen
Well, no, this next clip.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay, okay.
dan friesen
I should have checked out whenever Weird Mike was doing that stuff about the cut and paste job that he did.
That's when you have like, alright, your credibility is out the window.
I gotta get out of here.
But that's not what this show is about.
This show is about giving too many chances.
And here's where I was like, Alex, go fuck yourself.
alex jones
Spend a few minutes just in summation of the bombshells that have been released here.
I mean, to me, the strongest thing is the drug name's the same before a drug even exists.
The virus name's the same before they release it.
Them running the lab.
I mean, this is smoking gun.
One in 85 trillion quadrillion.
dan friesen
Wow.
So the thing that is so convincing for Alex is that there's similarities in the name of...
Spars Cove and SARS Cove 2 and the name of two antiviral drugs end in the same suffix.
This is nothing.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
This is outrageous.
Alex started promoting this on Thursday, and this is the best he can do on Saturday.
It's offensive to my professionalism.
jordan holmes
What blew me away was that naming conventions can be used in a fictitious scenario also.
I never would have imagined that these people would have done something so insane as to stick to basic...
Borderline, universally standardized naming conventions.
dan friesen
I'd listened to over an hour of this Saturday thing that they were doing, and then Alex said that, and then Rob Du brought up, oh, also, they used some of the same hashtags and fake tweets that they have on there that people used in real life.
I said, I gotta go.
jordan holmes
Nope, nope.
dan friesen
Don't care.
jordan holmes
Nope, throwing things.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Immediate throwing of things.
dan friesen
That means nothing.
jordan holmes
Immediate throwing of things.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, anyway, I got really excited because, you know, I think after our last present day episode, I was in the doldrums.
I felt bad.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
I did not care for Alex's very weird defense of Matt Gaetz.
jordan holmes
And this was a promise of a primary source.
dan friesen
And no, no.
I mean, that's what we found eventually.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
But, Jordan, I mean, like, we were, you know, we talked over the weekend, and I was telling you, like...
I really think that, you know, we've got to stay in the present for Sunday.
I think Alex is probably going to have some...
Something.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
He's going to have something.
dan friesen
I thought for sure this Matt Gaetz thing would continue.
As Matt Gaetz has had more information come out, it looks worse and worse.
I thought that Alex would either have to double down and triple down, or he'd have to cut bait.
I didn't know what he was going to do.
And so I was like, well, I think in the interest of keeping people up to date on the goings-on of this...
And then I dig in and here we are.
jordan holmes
Here we go.
dan friesen
We got a new lockstep document.
And it's nice because, you know, I think sometimes one of the things I enjoy the most about doing this show is the opportunity to understand something like this document that causes such fear for people.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Like, to be able to see this...
Freddy Krueger on paper.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
And understand it for what it is, and understand some of the very interesting lessons that actually could have been learned, and that people are doing these kinds of exercises that probably did pay dividends.
We probably didn't see enough.
Of the lessons learned.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But on a granular level, in terms of some people being able to better deal with the challenges that came up over the course of this pandemic, this probably helped a lot.
jordan holmes
Right.
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I appreciate that.
I like getting that glimpse.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this is a little bit like if Jamie Lee Curtis was running away from Michael Myers the whole time, and then at the end it was like...
Lady, I've been trying to deliver you this letter from 15 years ago.
dan friesen
I've been hanging on to it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that whole thing.
I'm just like...
This was a complete waste of time for everyone involved.
Why are we here?
dan friesen
I honestly enjoy having my time wasted like this far more than I enjoy most of present-day Alex Jones, though.
jordan holmes
At least you're having fun running away from Michael Myers, you know?
You're not just sitting at your home being like, this is a waste of time.
dan friesen
I'm getting a jog in.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
I'm getting some calories burning.
I'm getting that cardio.
Yeah, it's good stuff.
dan friesen
So, thank you, Alex.
I don't look forward to him constantly.
We're constantly bringing up this document.
jordan holmes
Nope, nope.
dan friesen
Because it's a big old zero.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
But, you know, hey, whenever these things happen, it's often good for us to spend time looking at it before it gets too out of control.
Too boring, yeah.
Oh, no, because I think that this is something that definitely could stand to have traction in other conspiracy spaces.
jordan holmes
Possible, yeah.
dan friesen
Hopefully, Tucker covers it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that'd be funny.
That would be funny.
unidentified
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Anyway, we'll be back, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Will we?
dan friesen
Yeah, we will.
But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's KnowledgeFight.com.
dan friesen
You bet.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at KnowledgeFight.
Go to Ben Jordan.
dan friesen
We're also on the fake social media app from the scenario Unequal.
jordan holmes
We are on Unequal.
And if you'd like to tell us, Unequal.
And if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I'm Daryl Rundis.
alex jones
So what do you think about them apples?
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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