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Feb. 8, 2021 - Knowledge Fight
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#528: 2021 Super Bowl Commercial Spectacular

Today, Dan and Jordan celebrate the Super Bowl by checking in on some of Alex Jones's very weird commercials.  Some of them seem to be commercials, some appear to be closer to stray thoughts; all of them are sad and confusing.

Participants
Main voices
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alex jones
12:06
d
dan friesen
20:36
j
jordan holmes
13:13
Appearances
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ali alexander
01:22
Callers
andy in kansas
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
I need money.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
dan friesen
Stop it.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your word.
Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
KnowledgeFight.com.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody!
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
My bright spot today, I don't know, this is maybe a little bit of an unconventional bright spot, because I don't know if it's bright, but it's been giving me a little bit of mirth.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I noticed that I constantly have this thought, but it almost sounds defensive in my head, or almost apologetic.
It's like, I love my cat.
It's almost like I'm making excuses within my own head for being like, eh, she needs a good cat.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
You're very open emotionally.
dan friesen
Look, I love my cat.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, everybody.
I love my cat.
I apologize for sharing my...
I'm burdening you with my emotions of love towards my cat.
dan friesen
No one has expressed any negative feelings.
But I think it's because she does break a lot of stuff around here.
And she makes a lot of messes.
She's torn up my couch.
Yeah.
And so, you know, they're just like, eh, what are you going to do?
I love this guy.
jordan holmes
Yeah, Jake, my dog, is an absolute nightmare of a lunatic, so I understand your feelings there.
dan friesen
Yeah, there's a little bit about pet having that requires you to make some apologies every now and again, even if it's only in your own head.
jordan holmes
Mine is out loud to a lot of people who are on my street sometimes.
dan friesen
Wow, sure.
jordan holmes
Sorry about that.
dan friesen
A little yippee barker.
jordan holmes
Sorry, guys.
My bad.
dan friesen
What about you?
What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes
My bright spot today, Dan, I have a rare double bright spot.
unidentified
Double.
jordan holmes
Double bright spot.
First, Dan, I don't know if you remember this, but a while back, we wished somebody a happy birthday from an Alexis.
dan friesen
I believe that was our last episode.
jordan holmes
I believe that was our last episode.
Yes.
Now, what apparently happened is people have not been taking our advice, which is, if you are somehow accidentally the person who gave a birthday wish, let it ride!
Tell him it was you!
dan friesen
We won't snitch!
jordan holmes
We won't snitch!
dan friesen
Well, but the problem in this case, I believe, is that the name was wrong.
jordan holmes
Yes, yeah.
dan friesen
So it would have been difficult to pull this subterfuge off.
jordan holmes
It would have been tough.
I think you could have done it with some quick little audio adjustments to the...
Yeah, you could pull it off.
dan friesen
You could take...
I mean, think about how many names I've said over the course of this show.
unidentified
Exactly!
dan friesen
You could splice in.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
The fact that we have to do this is almost an admission of laziness on their part.
dan friesen
I just like that we're becoming Delilah.
We're going to start doing song requests.
unidentified
I hope so.
jordan holmes
I hope so.
Hey, where are you coasting tonight, Dan?
Where are you coasting?
Anyways, happy birthday.
dan friesen
Trying to get you through that long drive.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
Here's quarter flash.
Harden my heart.
That's not a good love song.
jordan holmes
And now here are the Buckinghams.
So yeah, happy birthday to Jared from Alexis.
dan friesen
Happy birthday, Jared.
jordan holmes
And if you happen to be a Jared, just if your partner's a Jared, absolutely screw up the name.
unidentified
Why not?
jordan holmes
And then, of course, I have to witness, or witness, I witness!
dan friesen
By observing this thing, I make it real!
jordan holmes
Witness me!
No, there's two people who are watching my Twitch stream.
dan friesen
Oh, cool.
jordan holmes
And it turns out they are having their 18-year anniversary today.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I would have appreciated more of an O. Henry kind of, they both discovered our show and they waited until their anniversary to reveal it to each other.
dan friesen
And now, 18th anniversary, their marriage can get an apartment.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
Yeah, hopefully.
Anyway, so they have real names, but I refuse to believe it.
If you're on Twitch, you are Squeakins85 and MagnanimousMoose.
And you guys are wonderful and a merry anniversary to you.
dan friesen
Happy anniversary.
jordan holmes
Happy anniversary.
dan friesen
Jordan, today...
jordan holmes
We can't be doing too many more of these requests.
dan friesen
I'm so torn.
I really like it on the one hand, but yeah, I mean...
At a certain point, do we give everybody...
jordan holmes
I don't want to be the one who says, you know what?
You're the last one.
Sorry.
dan friesen
That's where I'm at, too.
jordan holmes
I don't want to be that line.
The line is the scariest part.
I want to break up with birthday requests like a bad relationship we just text every other day.
dan friesen
If I know our habits and our patterns, we will just be like, yeah, this will resolve itself.
jordan holmes
Yeah, this will take care of itself.
dan friesen
Four years later.
Ten birthday shout-outs per show.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an interesting episode to go over.
We're going to be talking about a little bit of action from February 7th, 2021 Blackjack.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
You are so good.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
That is really fast.
dan friesen
That is Super Bowl Sunday.
jordan holmes
I was still turning and looking up there having a thought before you had finished Blackjack.
dan friesen
Yeah.
This episode may have ended very recently before we started recording.
And I gotta be honest.
jordan holmes
What's up?
dan friesen
Not a lot of content.
Not a lot of stuff going on.
And I think that one of the things that's, uh, is that like, well, we've got these, you know, January 6th narratives we're trying to juggle.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Trying to figure it out.
Alex is really confused now that he likes the Boogaloo Boys and like, well, I can't really pin this on them.
Don't really know exactly what to do.
Shit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I think he's biding his time a little bit because tomorrow, as we're recording this on Sunday, um, Monday.
Is the trial in the Senate.
The impeachment trial begins.
jordan holmes
Yes, yes, yes.
dan friesen
And so I think Alex is really getting excited for that.
And so we're going to do an episode on Wednesday and Friday this week.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But this episode is still going to be about that Sunday show.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
But I have to tell you this.
jordan holmes
What's this?
dan friesen
Jordan, I found a new genre.
jordan holmes
A new genre.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Perhaps my new favorite thing.
jordan holmes
Alright, refresh the genres so far.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
Wait.
Classical?
Yes, okay.
unidentified
Country?
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
R&B?
jordan holmes
Naturally?
dan friesen
This new genre is Alex's weird Infowars.com commercial reads.
jordan holmes
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
Because I generally listen to the show on the GCN feeds or whatever, you know?
So I'll just hear the commercials for Ted Anderson's sponsors.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
I haven't listened to the show on Alex's own feeds for a long time.
I went back and...
And it's all I want to talk about.
jordan holmes
Okay.
These commercials are fucked up.
Okay, all right.
dan friesen
They are nonsense.
jordan holmes
Let's do it.
dan friesen
So we're going to talk about some of the commercials that played during this show.
But before we get down to business on that, Jordan, let's say thank you to a couple folks who signed up in our sport of the show.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, Dilly Danny, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Dilly Danny!
dan friesen
Thank you, Nick.
Satan's a little monkey.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Satan's a little monkey.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Lieutenant Colonel Zod.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Kneel before Lieutenant Colonel Zod.
dan friesen
Lieutenant Colonel Zod called me about some info, some intel.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Next, Kami Chimera.
Thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Kami Chimera.
dan friesen
I'm not sure I like this one.
jordan holmes
The thing people hate the most, commies and chimeras.
dan friesen
I'm not sure I'm into this next name, but it is what it is.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, PoopFeast420.
You're now a policy wonk.
unidentified
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Next, help, I can't stop adopting cats.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
And finally, like I say, thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level.
We appreciate that very much.
So, Brian W., thank you so much.
You're now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Why are you pimp so good?
My neck is freakishly large.
I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, Brian.
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much, Brian.
dan friesen
I want to say that this episode happened before a lot of stuff during the Super Bowl would have happened.
So if anything was particularly Masonic or devilish.
Alex didn't have any comments on that during the show, so we're going to have to wait to find out about that stuff.
jordan holmes
We'll handle what Super Bowl commercials there are people are going to talk about.
dan friesen
It's almost kind of fitting that we're talking about Alex's commercials on the day of the Super Bowl, the thing that is known for its commercials.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I wouldn't say that's almost fitting.
I'd say that's exactly fitting.
You're just saying it's accidental.
dan friesen
Yeah, we backed into something that's actually very fitting.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's apropos, 100%.
dan friesen
Here's an out-of-context drop.
alex jones
People think this is weird.
This is normal.
jordan holmes
He says in a totally normal fashion?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's one of my favorite things.
I'm not weird!
I'm not bad!
jordan holmes
People say this is weird!
dan friesen
Look at me!
jordan holmes
I'm touching my nose with tweezers!
That's normal!
dan friesen
It's normal.
jordan holmes
Sure, it's with my feet.
dan friesen
Jerks.
So, here is just the first taste of one of these commercials that's just...
Let me set the scene for you.
Alex is sitting there with a bookshelf behind him.
jordan holmes
He's sitting with a bookshelf behind him.
dan friesen
Why?
jordan holmes
Why?
dan friesen
And then to the other side, there's like a map, but you can't see much of it.
And so he's sitting there, and he's like looking at the camera.
jordan holmes
So if I have just been injured, my ears have perked up at this visual, because this is clearly a law commercial, right?
dan friesen
There are visual similarities.
unidentified
Yes.
dan friesen
Except that law office commercials have very uniform books on the shelf.
Alex is lacking that.
And then here we go.
alex jones
Look, I've been harping on Q for the last few years, not because the giant, huge Q movement was competition.
My goodness, I could have embraced Q and just my show would have been bigger than ever.
dan friesen
I got to pause already.
jordan holmes
This is a commercial, right?
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And I also got to say, you tried to do the Q thing.
unidentified
It failed.
jordan holmes
Yes, exactly.
dan friesen
You tried to co-opt it.
jordan holmes
You tried to steal it.
unidentified
You said that literally verbatim.
alex jones
I can't lie to you.
Not consciously.
I make mistakes sometimes.
And I knew Q was controlled.
I knew it was putting out false info.
It was covering real issues but giving fake dates, telling you we were invincible.
And now we're here in 2021.
And I just see so many people now that are still believing in some magic trick and that Trump's still president.
He's going to save us.
And that's just not the case.
We're going to have to save ourselves with God's help.
There's an old Bedouin saying that trust in God but top your camel.
Hunter S. Thompson said, create a God but we're away from the rocks.
And that's what InfoWars is about, is admitting the truth.
There's a lot of positive things.
The world's awakening to the new world order.
Q was an attempt to hijack our movement, and it's failed now.
So now we know the truth, and now we're getting ready to take action.
Every product you hear me on air...
We have it stock in our warehouse.
Every product.
So if you order it, we've got it chipset in a couple days, sometimes the same day.
Listeners get confused when they hear me talk about the fact that the supply chain is breaking down and it's future orders.
It's product we're trying to reorder to get back in that we're having trouble with.
dan friesen
I think you might now start to understand why I'm completely fascinated by this being his commercials.
jordan holmes
What just happened?
dan friesen
See, Jordan, what's amazing is that he doesn't understand how to keep content and commercials separate.
To the extent that during commercial breaks...
jordan holmes
That's what blew me away.
Because I was always like, you know why he does this?
Because he can't do it in his own commercials.
He's selling other stuff, so in his show, he's going to sell you stuff.
But now I realize, this is just how he talks.
He's just selling...
When he's talking to his kids, he's like, listen, you need to go to school, you need to get good grades, and the best way to do that is with my suite of products that I have right here.
dan friesen
Your grandfather is made to toothpaste.
unidentified
Yeah, exactly!
jordan holmes
He can't not!
dan friesen
Right, right, right, right.
Just say, like, okay, this is a commercial spot.
I need to talk about the product.
This is a commercial to try and get you to buy X. I'm going to complain about Q. I'm going to give you a Bedouin saying.
jordan holmes
Alex, we just want to cut one clean one.
Look, you can do that whole thing.
We just want to cut one clean one as an alternative, just in case we need to.
We're going to stay here for a little while to do that.
dan friesen
Chop the first minute off that.
jordan holmes
Just go ahead and let me ask you a question.
How does the, you had an argument with Q, relate to the selling of the product?
dan friesen
Hey, it's what was on his mind.
I honestly just think he was fucked up, and they sat him down, and he recorded rambling for about half an hour.
unidentified
I want him to afford a Super Bowl commercial.
dan friesen
I think he just sat there in front of the bookshelf for like half an hour, and they're like, let's see what we can use.
unidentified
I don't fucking know.
jordan holmes
Exactly!
No, they did it, they do it like a fucking Christopher Guest movie.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Listen, we're just gonna roll tape and you just go.
dan friesen
So now one of the things that's interesting about that is like, okay, so that was weird.
That was a minute of nonsense before an ad pivot in a fucking commercial.
jordan holmes
You don't need to apologize to anybody in a commercial.
You don't need to point out that you never lie and then equivocate on it.
dan friesen
One of the things that I thought was even more bizarre, though, is that some of these commercials aren't commercials.
There's no...
Plug in them.
jordan holmes
Get out.
dan friesen
There's no product.
jordan holmes
Wait, there's no plug in the commercials, but I can't watch the show without hearing a plug every five minutes?
dan friesen
Listen to this.
alex jones
Imagine a world without free speech.
Imagine being buried alive.
Scratching at the coffin lid and no one hears you.
You know, that's where the term dead ringer comes from.
What?
Going back to ancient England and France.
Maybe 5% of people on average.
Some of the numbers show even higher.
dan friesen
First of all, what numbers show even higher?
Second of all, that is not where the term Ted Ringer comes from.
alex jones
Would look like they were dead, sounded like they were dead, and the primitive daughters at the time couldn't find a heartbeat, so they'd sit there and have a string down, tied to the finger of the person six feet under, so in case they woke up, they wouldn't be buried alive.
So, what I'm getting at here is this.
America is still awake.
America still is alive.
But we're going to have to realize that we're under attack and that we've been basically buried alive if we have any chance to metaphysically with God's help break out of it.
We've got to call out to God to give us discernment and providence to get out of this and admit the globalists are trying to bury us alive with the lockdowns if we're ever going to turn this around.
dan friesen
There is no product in there.
jordan holmes
No, the product is God.
He's selling God to you.
He's given you a good old sales pitch for God.
That's why we gotta turn to God.
dan friesen
It's so bizarre.
jordan holmes
That's the weirdest thing.
dan friesen
It's unbelievably bizarre.
jordan holmes
That's weird.
dan friesen
I mean, it's not that bizarre that he has this weird fake etymology.
This is normal!
Here's this fake etymology of dead ringer.
jordan holmes
No, that makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
My dad told me that that's where the term dead ringer comes from.
And now I'm going to repeat it to you on it.
I mean, that's the level of shit that goes on on Infowars.
It's just like, I saw this in a meme once.
jordan holmes
So someone decided that that was a clip to air when he's taking an ad break.
dan friesen
They scored it.
They put music under it.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
But that wasn't a joke.
unidentified
No.
jordan holmes
Somebody was like, we gotta put that on there.
Because it's important to have an interstitial.
dan friesen
Can I be honest, too?
Like, if you watch the video of it, they have found B-roll of someone scratching at a coffin.
jordan holmes
Love it.
Yes, please.
They couldn't afford Kill Bill at all.
No, no, no.
Absolutely not.
dan friesen
Yeah, they've thrown in B-roll stuff.
This is amazing.
This is so dumb.
jordan holmes
How long are the commercial spots?
dan friesen
I mean, it depends.
jordan holmes
Do they run, like, four commercials in a row?
dan friesen
It depends.
jordan holmes
Okay.
Most of the time.
On how long the commercials are?
dan friesen
So the first break of the hour is from about the five minute to six minute mark.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And so that one's usually just like one.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And then the other commercial breaks, they kind of vary, but they're like maybe three minutes and it's all just him talking.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
But sometimes it's multiple of the commercials.
Like one of them is done and then another will start.
It's surreal.
jordan holmes
I'm just blown away by that.
That's just really wild.
dan friesen
It's indicative of a lack of anyone wanting to give you money to advertise.
That's for sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no.
You don't even want to give you money for advertising because you can't afford to pay someone for a good ad.
dan friesen
And you don't even want to advertise your own shit.
You just talk about dead ringers and nuts.
jordan holmes
I would like more random, not true facts.
In my commercials.
unidentified
Well...
dan friesen
Alex is your guy.
jordan holmes
I'm sick of this Geico gecko nonsense.
I want the Geico gecko to tell me that geckos did not evolve and they were actually from a different planet and then be like, by the way, we sell great insurance.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's what I want.
dan friesen
So the first hour about of this show, a lot of it is about Alex's disgusting child abuse stuff.
And so we're not going to listen to any of that.
Sure.
And we will instead get to some of the content in the second...
Yeah, and then the rest of the time is kind of a lot of treading water.
alex jones
By the way, I want to say this.
Can'tcensoredTruth.com.
Can'tcensoredTruth.com.
Is there an apostrophe?
URL up there.
I've seen some of the fancy, bold stuff we've got.
Because I was spending a lot of time this weekend doing research on band.video.
Watching some of the other shows, watching interviews, watching censored videos that are posted there.
The MyPillow guys two-hour report is pretty good.
dan friesen
Pretty good.
jordan holmes
It is on there, isn't it?
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, first order of business.
I take great umbrage with someone saying I did research on band.video.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's infuriating.
dan friesen
Especially when it's Alex who owns it.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Gross.
That's not research.
You are killing time watching your employees.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Merriam-Webster can do research into his own book, but beyond that, nobody else.
dan friesen
So Alex did post Mike Lindell from MyPillow, his documentary Absolute Proof, which is hilarious because it's supposed to be absolute proof of the election being stolen.
Alex says it's pretty good.
jordan holmes
It's pretty good.
dan friesen
The review shouldn't be pretty good.
unidentified
No, no.
jordan holmes
Absolute proof.
Pretty good.
unidentified
It won the palm d 'um.
dan friesen
Palm d 'um.
unidentified
Palm d 'um.
dan friesen
So, the thing is, I got inundated with messages from people asking me to cover this documentary.
And we talked about this a little bit earlier, socially.
That documentary sucked.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I was trying to find a way to make an episode out of it because there was public interest in that, but it just wasn't going to happen.
It's so poorly made.
There's jump cuts all over the place.
There's no new information, really, that I saw being brought to the table.
It's just not interesting.
jordan holmes
Well, from the way you described it, I read that he made it in six days working 21-hour days.
That's what I read.
And my first thought was like, well, that's a guy who's clearly pumping himself up being like, look at how great I am.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
The way you described it, though, I could see a coke-addled man being up for a week making something that bad.
dan friesen
He's a former addict.
He's a...
That's behind him now.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
It's all pillows.
Fine.
Look, I don't know anything...
jordan holmes
Is that what makes his pillows so good?
dan friesen
I don't know anything about the guy, and I don't want to ever make fun of someone for having addiction.
jordan holmes
No, totally not.
dan friesen
And I don't want to drift into that.
It's just bad.
It's just a bad documentary.
It's trash.
I just...
I don't know.
I resented watching it.
The only thing that I felt like at all okay about was like, well...
This is going to be played in court.
jordan holmes
Two hours.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
It's two hours long.
dan friesen
It's too long.
jordan holmes
Two hours long.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Good movies are about an hour and a half.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's what I'll say right now.
dan friesen
It was a struggle to get through.
I was very bored.
So I'm sorry to anybody who really wanted that.
Apparently, if you want to watch it, it's up on Bandbot Video.
jordan holmes
It's on Bandbot Video.
dan friesen
Alex might be getting a letter about that soon.
unidentified
We'll see.
dan friesen
So Alex is pumping up this URL that he's got, this youcancensortruth.com.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
alex jones
And I noticed a lot of comments saying we can't share banned.video.
Man, you need to create a new website.
I mean, I probably saw 20 of those comments in different videos.
Because I care about your comments.
I read them.
And you know...
jordan holmes
Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
alex jones
Oh, shit.
They banned the term ban.video about a year ago on Twitter, Facebook, Google, all that.
Just the URL.
So we started creating a system where we can create new URLs that actually link to the very database and the very same videos.
jordan holmes
Like a disease.
alex jones
But then they've banned 2020ElectionCenter.com and some of the others.
They've banned about six or seven.
jordan holmes
Like they're trying to fight a disease.
alex jones
And they ban it tomorrow is Can'tCensorTruth.com.
dan friesen
This is a loser's strategy that Alex keeps engaging in.
He's very open about his ban evasion strategy to the point where anyone paying attention could stifle this very quickly.
jordan holmes
I think his main strategy is eventually people quit playing whack-a-mole if they never hit the mole enough.
So he's got to be like, listen, you guys know I'm never going to stop, so just quit.
dan friesen
I think that is the implicit threat.
jordan holmes
Isn't it?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Or it's like, okay, yeah, I've got can't censor truth, and also four other ones I haven't started promoting yet.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
You're gonna knock this one out.
jordan holmes
What else do you got?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Jeez.
It seems like a waste of everyone's time.
Everyone.
So, what's not a waste of time is ads.
Let's get back to these commercials, because they are way more fun.
alex jones
I sell supplements for two reasons.
Because they work?
They're real, they're powerful, and because it's a giant market.
dan friesen
That's four reasons, Alex.
unidentified
That is four reasons.
dan friesen
I sell those for two reasons.
I love the idea that he didn't even gather his thoughts before this.
jordan holmes
I had no interest.
Nope.
Uh-uh.
This is pure stream of consciousness.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Even down to the, like, I don't know if this is an action movie line or what, like, I sell products for two reasons.
Because I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
dan friesen
No, this is not a they live thing.
This is Alex not writing things down.
So here's another commercial that's not a commercial.
I don't believe there's a plug in this at all.
jordan holmes
Okay, okay.
alex jones
The world is awakening.
The world is beginning to understand the globalist paradigm.
They are discovering the globalists, the elites, the manipulation, the CFR, the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderberg Group, the Bohemian Grove, the Club of Rome.
And so, even though it sounds like the globalists are winning, the truth is...
They've had to come out in the open to attack human freedom because they're actually losing.
We have forced them out in the open.
So as bad as these times are, and a lot of negative things are about to happen, realize humanity is winning.
You've got to trust in the plan of God.
And trust in the plan of God's justice.
That is invincible.
That is ethereal, timeless, and unstoppable.
So don't trust in man.
Trust in God to lead God and direct your soul and then take action against the globalists and realize you've got my commitment from Alex Jones and my crew to you.
We will never back down from the globalists and we will never surrender.
dan friesen
Like, this is a wrestling promo.
unidentified
Yeah, I was going to say.
jordan holmes
Are you just selling fear?
Are you just selling fear?
unidentified
Yes, yes.
jordan holmes
We're not even selling anything this time.
Just be afraid!
dan friesen
I think this is a tacit admission on his part on some level that, like, It's so much more profitable to make the audience feel things than to direct them at products.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Make them feel like this visceral fear that's matched with the globalists are secretly losing.
jordan holmes
Of course.
Of course.
dan friesen
That combination is just like, it must be the most potent.
Marketing tool.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, you know, get people terrified.
Then say that by giving you money, they're going to feel better.
So you give them money.
And then he goes, hey, we're winning.
Ah, but you gotta stay terrified because we haven't won yet.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So then you give him more money and you feel like you're safe and so on and so forth until you've forgotten your own name.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
You know what name you'll never forget, though?
jordan holmes
Blackjack.
dan friesen
Ali Alexander.
jordan holmes
Oh, I will forget that name.
I promise you.
dan friesen
Ali Alexander is on to say that everyone is trying to get him.
I don't know.
jordan holmes
If he doesn't get away and then scream, alley alley, Alexander free, I'm going to be pissed.
dan friesen
I think he does have actually some valid points about people posting on Twitter the video of him, Nick Fuentes, and Alex at the Georgia Capitol and insinuating that it was at the Washington Capitol.
Yeah, that's fine.
And if those people, you want to complain about them getting that wrong.
Go for it.
I also don't care.
Not even a little bit.
jordan holmes
Oh no, are people lying on the internet?
dan friesen
I would say that some people probably are, but I would bet that even more people are just wrong.
Just don't know that they're wrong.
Whereas Ali is actually a liar and a shifty grifter.
But he has some thoughts about why they're coming after The Christians are all in the Republican Party.
ali alexander
And when we get fed up, we control the entire Republican Party.
And they can't have that because we're the people who don't believe in a technocracy.
We're the people that gave the world federalism.
We're the people that gave the world localism that worked.
We're the people that stabilized the republic when the pagans and the barbarians, even if Western civilization couldn't.
And so they need to mute the Christians first.
So that we can't inspire the Republican Party to take meaningful action against this technocracy that they're building.
dan friesen
Ali is a wild, insane zealot.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he just said that genocide is good.
dan friesen
But also the notion that all Christians are Republican means that you have a very skewed version of who a Christian is.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
And that tells you a bit.
That tells you a bit of what you need to know.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
I don't care for this guy much.
Didn't realize how much I enjoyed him being silent.
jordan holmes
It is interesting to me the way he puts that.
It's a good thing that the Christians stabilized us when the pagans were around.
I remember something about...
What was it that the pagans got done to them?
Oh, that's right.
A massive genocide.
unidentified
Wow.
jordan holmes
A massive genocide.
And he's just like, yeah, it's a great idea for Christians to genocide people.
Duh!
We're doing it now!
dan friesen
And this might be one of the reasons why it's tough to get sponsors.
jordan holmes
Genocide's good.
dan friesen
It's tough.
And that leads Alex.
He's got to do all these ads himself.
Again, all shot in front of this bookshelf.
jordan holmes
This is totally, they just let him roll.
dan friesen
Some of them are really long.
jordan holmes
We're going to bang, listen, we're going to cut all of our commercials for the next six months.
We're going to do it in a three-hour shoot today.
Alex, go.
dan friesen
Here is a long one.
alex jones
The number one question I get on the street is, Alex, I love your show, but are you for real?
Do you really mean the things you say?
Well, I mean, anybody that's followed the show and written down what I said is going to happen knows almost all of it's now unfolding.
So it's very, very frustrating.
dan friesen
Incidentally, that is kind of what I do for a living.
And I will say that it is not the case.
You do not find that he's right.
jordan holmes
That is true.
alex jones
You don't need to sit there and put your faith in me.
Or your faith in the Dalai Lama.
Or your faith in the private Federal Reserve or your faith in some televangelist on TV.
You just have to have a memory and write down and remember the things I've laid out.
You can go research those things for yourself.
dan friesen
I have.
alex jones
You can find out, is this guy more often than not right?
You'll find out about 95% of the time I'm right.
unidentified
Nope.
alex jones
There's nothing more I'd like than to be wrong.
dan friesen
Congratulations.
alex jones
I am so angry at the Q people, not because they were awake to the New World Order, not because they were exposing child kidnapping rings, that's all great, but because they had this feeling of invincibility and this feeling of everything's going to be handled, everything's taken care of, and this attitude that they didn't have to document anything because they were just going off some 8chan board.
I can show you dw.eu.
dan friesen
That's not the address.
alex jones
London Guardian.
I can show you thousands of children a month kidnapped, tortured, some killed.
I can show you the Catholic Church with nuns delivering little boys to be gang raped by men.
That's just this week.
My God, there's so many articles and trials and convictions just on that subject that I can't even look at it all.
I don't want to.
I'm sick of it.
Even though it's my job to expose it, it's a horror to focus on it.
So people say, Jonesy, you for real.
I mean, I'm as real as a heart attack.
I'm as real as getting hit by a bus.
I'm as real as a train wreck because I'm covering what's really happening in the world.
Everybody else just sells out to the system.
They go on to get along, but it's been my job to tell the truth as best I'm not perfect.
So if you want to keep us on the air...
And you've noticed we've got an incredible track record of being accurate.
And you want to keep us in the game for all the crazy things that are about to go down, then go to Infowarsstore.com.
jordan holmes
Wild.
Wild.
That is the craziest thing that I've ever heard in my entire life.
There's no way that he could have ended that with, please buy Infowarsstore products.
There's no way.
And yet he did.
unidentified
It's a commercial.
dan friesen
You should have just said that.
jordan holmes
I'm great.
I'm great.
Go to Infowars store.
dan friesen
You don't need the two minute ramp up.
It's a commercial.
People expect it to be a commercial.
unidentified
Short.
dan friesen
Also, the only way you can make this more surreal is if you're watching the video.
When he says, I'm as serious as a heart attack.
I'm as serious as getting hit by a bus.
They cut in video of a goat getting hit by a bus.
It's that video of a security camera inside a bus and the goat going through the...
The windshield?
jordan holmes
What is happening?
I don't know.
I think you could easily drive a human being insane if for one day one person YouTube just chose and they were like, nobody gets to skip ads today and it's only AJ's ads.
They could drive a person insane instantly.
dan friesen
I feel like I was losing it a little bit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm already like, this is not real.
dan friesen
And I also was kind of thinking like, I think...
I'm coming around to the idea that maybe he's on drugs.
Like, it might just be a drug thing.
jordan holmes
Could be.
dan friesen
This is such weird behavior.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, Dan.
dan friesen
It's normal!
But then...
alex jones
Alright, it's Super Bowl Sunday.
I'm Alex Jones.
I'm glad you're here.
Ali Alexander has broken his silence.
People ask me all the time.
They go, Jones, are you...
Are you on cocaine?
Are you on methamphetamine?
The answer is no.
I hate stimulants other than like coffee.
I get really upset about this.
I mean, we led a peaceful demonstration of a million people.
They tried to set me up.
They're calling for me to be put in prison all over the news, along with President Trump, who's on trial starting tomorrow.
This is serious.
dan friesen
Well, I guess that settles it.
I mean, he said he's not on coke.
jordan holmes
Well, that's...
Yeah.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
But I don't have any evidence that he's ever pissed clean.
jordan holmes
You know people ask him so many questions when they immediately come up to him?
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
No one ever seems to say hi.
Everybody's like, hey, are you on drugs?
Hey, are you lying?
dan friesen
Hey, Alex, are you for real?
Hey, Alex, are you an actor?
Hey, Alex, how are you taking the deplatforming?
jordan holmes
Why is everyone asking you so many questions?
dan friesen
Hey, Alex, I'm the devil.
jordan holmes
Blah.
alex jones
Blah.
dan friesen
But like I said, Alex can say all day long that he's not on drugs.
unidentified
Correct.
dan friesen
But I don't know that he's pissed clean.
alex jones
In fact, one time, I had a security a couple years ago.
He goes, man, you were totally down, tired.
He goes, you just came right back on break and exploded.
Are you on drugs?
And I said, here, let me do a drug test.
Called a portable drug test here.
Pissed in a cup.
No drugs.
I said, you see that?
He said, yeah, I see that.
People think this is weird.
This is normal.
This is normal when you're under attack.
jordan holmes
That's normal?
dan friesen
I feel like this sounds like someone on drugs.
jordan holmes
Hey, hey, Alex, just, you know, your energy switch is just really off the charts.
I was just wondering, do you take any drugs in the bathroom?
dan friesen
I'll be pissing that cup.
jordan holmes
No, I didn't say that.
You don't, why are you...
dan friesen
You give me a portable drug test immediately.
jordan holmes
I don't need to give you a portable drug test.
It was, this wasn't even in a professional capacity.
unidentified
I was just...
No, I was just asking you a question.
jordan holmes
Professional courtesy.
I just want to know if the man I'm protecting is on drugs.
dan friesen
I will say I'm suspicious.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So Alex and Ali get to talking about the 6th, January 6th, the day of the storming of the Capitol.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
There's two interesting takes here.
The first is that Alex seems to think that they were right on the cusp of getting that 10-day investigation that Rudy Giuliani wanted.
jordan holmes
So close.
dan friesen
And Ali seems to think that all things considered, it was a pretty peaceful rally.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
alex jones
Well, why the hell would we have the motive to, when Trump had them about to do a 10-day investigation and we were just showing our numbers, why would we screw ourselves?
Where's the motive?
ali alexander
We were on the eve of history.
And quite frankly, we still made history because January 6th was peaceful, okay?
99.9% of a million people being totally peaceful when we feel that our election has been stolen.
Is a first in human history.
God bless us, okay?
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
That is a big sell.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's a big sell.
dan friesen
That is an interesting angle, Allie.
jordan holmes
Listen, listen.
I'll tell you this right now.
Real estate, 10 years?
Nagasaki's gonna be huge.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm saying people aren't thinking about the good things that happened on the 6th.
dan friesen
Sure, sure.
Yeah, it's an interesting prism to see things through.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And I do like Alex's attempt at making it like, we were right there.
We were about to get those hearings that we wanted.
Because that's a good way to really make it like, ah, we couldn't have possibly wanted anything like this to happen.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
dan friesen
Because we were about to get our way.
jordan holmes
Ten day investigation.
That's what we were.
dan friesen
Nonsense.
So there's a new narrative that's going to be spun about the six.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
And this has to do with somebody.
An insider in the Trump campaign.
Sure.
That it set them up.
They did them dirty.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
They got done dirty.
jordan holmes
Of course they did.
dan friesen
So what ended up happening, apparently, something like this.
jordan holmes
Roger Stone.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Oh.
dan friesen
Not entirely clear.
Somebody didn't play a video.
unidentified
Oh!
dan friesen
That Ali wanted them to play.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
At the Ellipse rally.
jordan holmes
So revolution.
dan friesen
They would have given some instructions on something.
I don't fucking know.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
This is a silly...
Alright, so if he was on, say, Flight 93. He's just concerned that they didn't play this video.
So people could know not to break into the Capitol.
jordan holmes
It's a good video.
alex jones
And then we walked right into a trap.
Trump walked right into a trap.
So go into what you know.
Are you ready to release her name?
I mean, maybe she didn't mean it.
Maybe she didn't know.
But we know who was in command of everything.
We know who removed the Jumbotron directives.
We know who...
I mean, you're not going to direct a million people with no direction.
So you want to talk about it?
dan friesen
So we got the person has taken the Jumbotron directions down.
Done Alex and Ali dirty.
Do you want to make a guess on who this is?
You know it's a female.
jordan holmes
Oh, I know it's a female?
dan friesen
I said she.
unidentified
Okay.
jordan holmes
Let's see.
unidentified
You know what?
jordan holmes
Fuck it.
I'm going to go with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
dan friesen
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is incorrect.
ali alexander
Damn.
alex jones
Are you going to release, which I already thought, already told my people three weeks ago who I think was behind it?
ali alexander
Yeah, I mean, I'm going to just say it.
Katrina Pearson.
Is a campaign advisor.
She makes a quarter million dollars on the Trump campaign team.
She's one of the highest paid advisors to do nothing.
She lied to the president in November.
We caught her.
We called her out.
Me and several members of Stop the Steal.
And she was behind this coup to ditch out part of the coalition at the Ellipse event.
And that led to no leadership with the masses when we walked into a trap set to us by leftist agitators.
And I think that the president...
dan friesen
This is getting a little bit too much.
This narrative is a little...
jordan holmes
We're getting out of control.
dan friesen
A little thin.
It's a little thin.
jordan holmes
Guys.
Okay.
I am just gonna have to stick with the simplest explanation, which is that this is what you've been...
Telling people to do.
And then when they did it, you were mad because it looks real stupid now.
dan friesen
Yes.
And it's pretty easy to look at your rhetoric and the content and the conspiracy theories that were being thrown around about how...
You kind of got to stop the certification of the election no matter how.
jordan holmes
So wait, now let me ask you a quick question.
If you are telling me that getting your video up on the Jumbotron would have influenced people, what you're saying to me is that broadcasting somebody's words can cause real-life actions to happen, correct?
dan friesen
I mean, that's certainly something you could take away from that.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it seems like that would suggest that you guys...
dan friesen
I think that this is just dumb.
It's too far.
It's too far to walk to make this make sense.
So we now come to the end of our content and we just have a few more commercials to bring us home.
jordan holmes
Perfect.
dan friesen
And this just is the beginning of a commercial.
I just can't...
This isn't how you start a commercial.
alex jones
Look.
We've already come a long way together.
dan friesen
What?
jordan holmes
Hey, look.
You need paper towels.
Bounty.
Buy them.
dan friesen
No, no, no.
Look is how you start a fight.
unidentified
Look.
dan friesen
You're in a bar and someone's not listening to you.
Look.
alex jones
Look.
jordan holmes
This September.
The new Marvel movie.
dan friesen
Look.
Ant-Man was pretty good.
Look.
jordan holmes
Look.
unidentified
Nope, that's how Alex is starting a fucking commercial.
jordan holmes
Look.
My pillow.
God damn it, buy it.
dan friesen
I'm gonna buy my pillow.
So yeah, here's the commercial.
jordan holmes
Look.
alex jones
Look.
We've already come a long way together.
We've already changed the world.
And I warned listeners four and a half years ago when Trump was president-elect.
I said, he's just one wave.
I told Vice TV that I said populism, nationalism, a pro-human future brought Trump in as a surfer.
And whether he is a traitor or whether he's the real deal or whether he's a weak man or a strong man, that doesn't really matter because it's the ocean of liberty, this system of freedom, these tidal forces that actually conjured Donald Trump.
And I think Trump was a great man.
He lost $2 billion.
He got kicked out of every organization he was in.
He paid a mighty price for trying to stand up for this country.
Was he perfect?
Absolutely not.
But on a scale of one to 10, I'd give him about a 9.5.
I would say Trump's done a way better job than I've actually done in the fight against these people.
So it's easy to play Monday morning quarterback or to be the backseat driver.
But as for the man in the arena, Trump's done a great job.
Or...
Okay.
jordan holmes
So...
Wow.
dan friesen
Yeah, he rambles a bit more, and then he makes this metaphor that I think is a little strained.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
Let me give you some good news today.
Trump was a big, royal flush hit.
He held him back, had a lot of victories, wasn't perfect, but that was an amazing hand in poker.
Okay?
Or, I guess, use the blackjack analogy, he's 21. You don't get that hand every time.
That hand's been moved aside now.
But as for nationalism and freedom and a huge awakening, it's been...
Incredible.
So don't take Trump having the election stolen and all the martial law and all the tyranny as a sign that we're losing.
That's a sign we're winning.
Yeah, they stole the election.
Yeah, they're trying to set up martial law.
Yes, they're creating racial division because they're weak.
dan friesen
Again, the message needs to be really stressed hard.
Ah, tyranny is upon us, but that is a good sign.
That means we're winning.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
You're all dying as we speak.
unidentified
Be scared, but we're winning.
jordan holmes
You are dying, and that's how you know it's going well.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
That seems to be just like the through line.
But also, Royal Flush can't be beat.
jordan holmes
Ah, yeah.
That was a little bit frustrating to me.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a bad metaphor.
jordan holmes
If you are saying that he got a winning hand, why did he lose?
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, you could tie with the dealer if you get blackjack, but...
I mean...
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You still can't lose.
jordan holmes
Right.
Yeah.
Brutally.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So this was the last commercial that we got, and I thought this one was pretty funny.
This might be my favorite, although I will say it's pretty tough to top Look.
jordan holmes
I just like Look because Look has a subtext which is parentheses asshole.
It's always Look, asshole!
Here's what we're doing!
dan friesen
It has a tone that's very similar to Listen Up.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly!
dan friesen
But this one is great because it makes no sense.
It is very stupid.
And it reveals something.
alex jones
We're already in the second month of 2021.
And we all see it's a dystopia.
Globalists are out in the open announcing world government, announcing medical tyranny, UN contact tracers to come to your house.
People have their doors kicked down.
This is all them trying to submit their dominance over us because they know humanity is waking up and is in the process of leaving one age.
This whole globalist time of evil and darkness and traveling not into some new satanic luciferian new age that's perfect, but into an age of what I call challenge or the age of real conflict, the age of...
You're not going to read this stuff in books.
It comes from my soul, my prayer, my research, my understanding of the planet.
You may disagree with me.
That's fine.
But I'm telling you, we're leaving the old age of being asleep.
We're in the new age of being awakened.
And not some new age of the new age, but God's age of the understanding.
Every product you hear me on air advertising, we have in stock in our warehouse in Austin, Texas.
Every product.
So if you order it, we've got it.
It ships out in a couple days, sometimes the same day.
Listeners get confused when they hear me talk about the fact that the supply chain's breaking down and it's future orders.
unidentified
That second part is the same part from the first commercial.
jordan holmes
Same part.
Same part.
dan friesen
It's just added it on.
jordan holmes
This is wild.
dan friesen
They just added it on.
The part where he's talking about how they have everything in stock at the end of a minute of him rambling about how we're in the new age, but it's not the new age.
alex jones
Not the new new age.
jordan holmes
It's a different new age.
It's the age of challenge.
But also, I like a huge selling point being, our products exist.
I can show you where they are.
dan friesen
They're here in the store.
jordan holmes
They're in the store.
dan friesen
Store room.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm pretty amazed that, like, I mean, I really do think he probably just sat down, talked shit.
jordan holmes
Has to.
dan friesen
Has to be it.
Put it together.
unidentified
It's...
jordan holmes
100%.
Wow.
dan friesen
Man.
But also, I love that he's, like...
Talking about how we're getting into the new age, but then he realizes that new age is a thing.
jordan holmes
Sounds a little too...
unidentified
Well, it's a thing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
It's a thing that he's associated with Satanism.
Right, right, right, right.
So he has to really try, like, ah, it's new age, but it's not new age, new age.
It's a different new age.
jordan holmes
I do appreciate how either his audience has made it very abundantly clear to him with all of their questions that they do not understand basically anything, or that he...
Has to reiterate things constantly to himself.
Like, people say that they're worried about, because I say that the supply chain's going down, and then, but that, no, no, no, that's future orders.
Like, we all get how the supply chain works, Alex.
I don't know why you need to explain how that works.
In an ad.
dan friesen
Well, it's because I think that he thinks that he's talking about the supply chain supposed to make people feel a need to act now.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
But I think that he believes that his audience interprets it as there isn't anything.
jordan holmes
There's nothing anything to buy.
dan friesen
But that's also because he does do a lot of yelling about how the shelves are empty in the stores.
Yeah, so I would understand why the audience might get that impression.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
So he does need to clarify, man.
jordan holmes
I know.
It seems like you've...
You've made poor choices if you've gotten to that place.
That's what I would suggest.
dan friesen
And that might explain why he starts commercials with, Look, I'm sick of people asking me questions about how to buy the shit that I tell you you can't have!
So, Jordan, this was not the most serious episode we've ever done.
jordan holmes
Downy, we have paper towels in stores.
They're there.
dan friesen
The brawny man turns and says, Look.
And so, Super Bowl commercial special it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And we'll be back on Wednesday to discuss Alex's immediate response to the impeachment trial and see what he's up to, see if he can rise to the occasion and come up with something interesting.
jordan holmes
We'll see.
dan friesen
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledgefight.com.
Go to bed, Jordan.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are on Facebook.
If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now.
dan friesen
But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZXClark, I'm Daryl Rundis.
It's one time Jordan and I were doing a podcast and he's like, hey Dan, you want Coke?
And I said, give me a cup.
And I pissed in it.
And I said, no drugs!
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
andy in kansas
Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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