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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
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Knowledge fight.
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Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
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I need money.
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Andy in Kansas.
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Andy in Kansas.
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Stop it.
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Andy in Kansas.
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Andy in Kansas.
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It's time to pray.
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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
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Thanks for holding.
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Hello, Alex.
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I'm a first-time caller.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I love your word.
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Knowledge Fight.
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KnowledgeFight.com.
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I love you.
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Hey, everybody!
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Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
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I'm Dan.
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I'm Jordan.
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We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
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Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
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Jordan.
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Jordan.
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Quick question for you.
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What's up?
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What's your bright spot today?
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My bright spot today, I don't know, this is maybe a little bit of an unconventional bright spot, because I don't know if it's bright, but it's been giving me a little bit of mirth.
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Okay.
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I noticed that I constantly have this thought, but it almost sounds defensive in my head, or almost apologetic.
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It's like, I love my cat.
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It's almost like I'm making excuses within my own head for being like, eh, she needs a good cat.
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No, no, no.
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You're very open emotionally.
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Look, I love my cat.
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I'm sorry, everybody.
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I love my cat.
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I apologize for sharing my...
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I'm burdening you with my emotions of love towards my cat.
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No one has expressed any negative feelings.
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But I think it's because she does break a lot of stuff around here.
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And she makes a lot of messes.
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She's torn up my couch.
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Yeah.
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And so, you know, they're just like, eh, what are you going to do?
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I love this guy.
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Yeah, Jake, my dog, is an absolute nightmare of a lunatic, so I understand your feelings there.
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Yeah, there's a little bit about pet having that requires you to make some apologies every now and again, even if it's only in your own head.
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Mine is out loud to a lot of people who are on my street sometimes.
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Wow, sure.
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Sorry about that.
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A little yippee barker.
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Sorry, guys.
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My bad.
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What about you?
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What's your bright spot?
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My bright spot today, Dan, I have a rare double bright spot.
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Double.
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Double bright spot.
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First, Dan, I don't know if you remember this, but a while back, we wished somebody a happy birthday from an Alexis.
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I believe that was our last episode.
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I believe that was our last episode.
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Yes.
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Now, what apparently happened is people have not been taking our advice, which is, if you are somehow accidentally the person who gave a birthday wish, let it ride!
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Tell him it was you!
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We won't snitch!
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We won't snitch!
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Well, but the problem in this case, I believe, is that the name was wrong.
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Yes, yeah.
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So it would have been difficult to pull this subterfuge off.
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It would have been tough.
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I think you could have done it with some quick little audio adjustments to the...
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Yeah, you could pull it off.
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You could take...
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I mean, think about how many names I've said over the course of this show.
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Exactly!
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You could splice in.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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The fact that we have to do this is almost an admission of laziness on their part.
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I just like that we're becoming Delilah.
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We're going to start doing song requests.
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I hope so.
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I hope so.
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Hey, where are you coasting tonight, Dan?
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Where are you coasting?
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Anyways, happy birthday.
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Trying to get you through that long drive.
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Absolutely.
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Here's quarter flash.
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Harden my heart.
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That's not a good love song.
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And now here are the Buckinghams.
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So yeah, happy birthday to Jared from Alexis.
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Happy birthday, Jared.
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And if you happen to be a Jared, just if your partner's a Jared, absolutely screw up the name.
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Why not?
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And then, of course, I have to witness, or witness, I witness!
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By observing this thing, I make it real!
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Witness me!
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No, there's two people who are watching my Twitch stream.
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Oh, cool.
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And it turns out they are having their 18-year anniversary today.
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Wow.
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Yeah, I would have appreciated more of an O. Henry kind of, they both discovered our show and they waited until their anniversary to reveal it to each other.
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And now, 18th anniversary, their marriage can get an apartment.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah, hopefully.
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Anyway, so they have real names, but I refuse to believe it.
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If you're on Twitch, you are Squeakins85 and MagnanimousMoose.
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And you guys are wonderful and a merry anniversary to you.
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Happy anniversary.
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Happy anniversary.
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Jordan, today...
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We can't be doing too many more of these requests.
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I'm so torn.
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I really like it on the one hand, but yeah, I mean...
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At a certain point, do we give everybody...
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I don't want to be the one who says, you know what?
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You're the last one.
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Sorry.
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That's where I'm at, too.
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I don't want to be that line.
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The line is the scariest part.
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I want to break up with birthday requests like a bad relationship we just text every other day.
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If I know our habits and our patterns, we will just be like, yeah, this will resolve itself.
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Yeah, this will take care of itself.
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Four years later.
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Ten birthday shout-outs per show.
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Yeah.
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So, Jordan, today we have an interesting episode to go over.
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We're going to be talking about a little bit of action from February 7th, 2021 Blackjack.
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God damn it!
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You are so good.
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Yep.
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That is really fast.
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That is Super Bowl Sunday.
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I was still turning and looking up there having a thought before you had finished Blackjack.
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Yeah.
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This episode may have ended very recently before we started recording.
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And I gotta be honest.
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What's up?
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Not a lot of content.
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Not a lot of stuff going on.
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And I think that one of the things that's, uh, is that like, well, we've got these, you know, January 6th narratives we're trying to juggle.
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Sure.
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Trying to figure it out.
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Alex is really confused now that he likes the Boogaloo Boys and like, well, I can't really pin this on them.
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Don't really know exactly what to do.
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Shit.
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Yeah.
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And I think he's biding his time a little bit because tomorrow, as we're recording this on Sunday, um, Monday.
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Is the trial in the Senate.
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The impeachment trial begins.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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And so I think Alex is really getting excited for that.
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And so we're going to do an episode on Wednesday and Friday this week.
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Yeah.
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But this episode is still going to be about that Sunday show.
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Okay.
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But I have to tell you this.
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What's this?
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Jordan, I found a new genre.
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A new genre.
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Perhaps my new favorite thing.
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Alright, refresh the genres so far.
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Uh-huh.
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Wait.
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Classical?
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Yes, okay.
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Country?
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All right.
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R&B?
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Naturally?
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This new genre is Alex's weird Infowars.com commercial reads.
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Okay, all right.
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Because I generally listen to the show on the GCN feeds or whatever, you know?
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So I'll just hear the commercials for Ted Anderson's sponsors.
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Sure, sure, sure.
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I haven't listened to the show on Alex's own feeds for a long time.
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I went back and...
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And it's all I want to talk about.
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Okay.
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These commercials are fucked up.
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Okay, all right.
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They are nonsense.
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Let's do it.
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So we're going to talk about some of the commercials that played during this show.
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But before we get down to business on that, Jordan, let's say thank you to a couple folks who signed up in our sport of the show.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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So first, Dilly Danny, thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thanks, Dilly Danny!
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Thank you, Nick.
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Satan's a little monkey.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you, Satan's a little monkey.
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Thank you.
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Next, Lieutenant Colonel Zod.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Kneel before Lieutenant Colonel Zod.
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Lieutenant Colonel Zod called me about some info, some intel.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Next, Kami Chimera.
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Thank you so much.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you, Kami Chimera.
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I'm not sure I like this one.
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The thing people hate the most, commies and chimeras.
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I'm not sure I'm into this next name, but it is what it is.
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Okay.
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Thank you so much, PoopFeast420.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Next, help, I can't stop adopting cats.
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You're now a policy wonk.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you very much.
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And finally, like I say, thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level.
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We appreciate that very much.
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So, Brian W., thank you so much.
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You're now a technocrat.
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I'm a policy wonk.
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Crikey, mate.
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That's fantastic.
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Have yourself a brew.
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How's your 401k doing, bro?
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All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
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Let's just get down to business.
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We ain't making that money off that heroin.
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Why are you pimp so good?
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My neck is freakishly large.
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I declare Infowar on you.
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Thank you so much, Brian.
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Yes, thank you very much, Brian.
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I want to say that this episode happened before a lot of stuff during the Super Bowl would have happened.
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So if anything was particularly Masonic or devilish.
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Alex didn't have any comments on that during the show, so we're going to have to wait to find out about that stuff.
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We'll handle what Super Bowl commercials there are people are going to talk about.
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It's almost kind of fitting that we're talking about Alex's commercials on the day of the Super Bowl, the thing that is known for its commercials.
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Yeah, I wouldn't say that's almost fitting.
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I'd say that's exactly fitting.
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You're just saying it's accidental.
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Yeah, we backed into something that's actually very fitting.
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Yeah, it's apropos, 100%.
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Here's an out-of-context drop.
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People think this is weird.
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This is normal.
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He says in a totally normal fashion?
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Yeah, that's one of my favorite things.
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I'm not weird!
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I'm not bad!
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People say this is weird!
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Look at me!
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I'm touching my nose with tweezers!
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That's normal!
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It's normal.
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Sure, it's with my feet.
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Jerks.
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So, here is just the first taste of one of these commercials that's just...
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Let me set the scene for you.
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Alex is sitting there with a bookshelf behind him.
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He's sitting with a bookshelf behind him.
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Why?
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Why?
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And then to the other side, there's like a map, but you can't see much of it.
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And so he's sitting there, and he's like looking at the camera.
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So if I have just been injured, my ears have perked up at this visual, because this is clearly a law commercial, right?
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There are visual similarities.
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Yes.
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Except that law office commercials have very uniform books on the shelf.
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Alex is lacking that.
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And then here we go.
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Look, I've been harping on Q for the last few years, not because the giant, huge Q movement was competition.
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My goodness, I could have embraced Q and just my show would have been bigger than ever.
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I got to pause already.
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This is a commercial, right?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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And I also got to say, you tried to do the Q thing.
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It failed.
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Yes, exactly.
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You tried to co-opt it.
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You tried to steal it.
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You said that literally verbatim.
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I can't lie to you.
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Not consciously.
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I make mistakes sometimes.
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And I knew Q was controlled.
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I knew it was putting out false info.
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It was covering real issues but giving fake dates, telling you we were invincible.
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And now we're here in 2021.
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And I just see so many people now that are still believing in some magic trick and that Trump's still president.
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He's going to save us.
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And that's just not the case.
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We're going to have to save ourselves with God's help.
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There's an old Bedouin saying that trust in God but top your camel.
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Hunter S. Thompson said, create a God but we're away from the rocks.
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And that's what InfoWars is about, is admitting the truth.
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There's a lot of positive things.
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The world's awakening to the new world order.
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Q was an attempt to hijack our movement, and it's failed now.
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So now we know the truth, and now we're getting ready to take action.
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Every product you hear me on air...
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We have it stock in our warehouse.
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Every product.
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So if you order it, we've got it chipset in a couple days, sometimes the same day.
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Listeners get confused when they hear me talk about the fact that the supply chain is breaking down and it's future orders.
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It's product we're trying to reorder to get back in that we're having trouble with.
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I think you might now start to understand why I'm completely fascinated by this being his commercials.
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What just happened?
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See, Jordan, what's amazing is that he doesn't understand how to keep content and commercials separate.
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To the extent that during commercial breaks...
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That's what blew me away.
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Because I was always like, you know why he does this?
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Because he can't do it in his own commercials.
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He's selling other stuff, so in his show, he's going to sell you stuff.
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But now I realize, this is just how he talks.
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He's just selling...
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When he's talking to his kids, he's like, listen, you need to go to school, you need to get good grades, and the best way to do that is with my suite of products that I have right here.
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Your grandfather is made to toothpaste.
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Yeah, exactly!
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He can't not!
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Right, right, right, right.
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Just say, like, okay, this is a commercial spot.
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I need to talk about the product.
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This is a commercial to try and get you to buy X. I'm going to complain about Q. I'm going to give you a Bedouin saying.
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Alex, we just want to cut one clean one.
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Look, you can do that whole thing.
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We just want to cut one clean one as an alternative, just in case we need to.
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We're going to stay here for a little while to do that.
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Chop the first minute off that.
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Just go ahead and let me ask you a question.
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How does the, you had an argument with Q, relate to the selling of the product?
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Hey, it's what was on his mind.
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I honestly just think he was fucked up, and they sat him down, and he recorded rambling for about half an hour.
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I want him to afford a Super Bowl commercial.
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I think he just sat there in front of the bookshelf for like half an hour, and they're like, let's see what we can use.
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I don't fucking know.
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Exactly!
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No, they did it, they do it like a fucking Christopher Guest movie.
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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Listen, we're just gonna roll tape and you just go.
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So now one of the things that's interesting about that is like, okay, so that was weird.
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That was a minute of nonsense before an ad pivot in a fucking commercial.
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You don't need to apologize to anybody in a commercial.
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You don't need to point out that you never lie and then equivocate on it.
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One of the things that I thought was even more bizarre, though, is that some of these commercials aren't commercials.
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There's no...
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Plug in them.
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Get out.
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There's no product.
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Wait, there's no plug in the commercials, but I can't watch the show without hearing a plug every five minutes?
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Listen to this.
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Imagine a world without free speech.
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Imagine being buried alive.
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Scratching at the coffin lid and no one hears you.
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You know, that's where the term dead ringer comes from.
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What?
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Going back to ancient England and France.
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Maybe 5% of people on average.
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Some of the numbers show even higher.
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First of all, what numbers show even higher?
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Second of all, that is not where the term Ted Ringer comes from.
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Would look like they were dead, sounded like they were dead, and the primitive daughters at the time couldn't find a heartbeat, so they'd sit there and have a string down, tied to the finger of the person six feet under, so in case they woke up, they wouldn't be buried alive.
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So, what I'm getting at here is this.
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America is still awake.
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America still is alive.
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But we're going to have to realize that we're under attack and that we've been basically buried alive if we have any chance to metaphysically with God's help break out of it.
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We've got to call out to God to give us discernment and providence to get out of this and admit the globalists are trying to bury us alive with the lockdowns if we're ever going to turn this around.
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There is no product in there.
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No, the product is God.
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He's selling God to you.
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He's given you a good old sales pitch for God.
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That's why we gotta turn to God.
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It's so bizarre.
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That's the weirdest thing.
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It's unbelievably bizarre.
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That's weird.
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I mean, it's not that bizarre that he has this weird fake etymology.
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This is normal!
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Here's this fake etymology of dead ringer.
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No, that makes perfect sense.
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My dad told me that that's where the term dead ringer comes from.
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And now I'm going to repeat it to you on it.
► 00:16:53
I mean, that's the level of shit that goes on on Infowars.
► 00:16:57
It's just like, I saw this in a meme once.
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So someone decided that that was a clip to air when he's taking an ad break.
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They scored it.
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They put music under it.
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Right, right, right.
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But that wasn't a joke.
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No.
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Somebody was like, we gotta put that on there.
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Because it's important to have an interstitial.
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Can I be honest, too?
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Like, if you watch the video of it, they have found B-roll of someone scratching at a coffin.
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Love it.
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Yes, please.
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They couldn't afford Kill Bill at all.
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No, no, no.
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Absolutely not.
► 00:17:28
Yeah, they've thrown in B-roll stuff.
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This is amazing.
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This is so dumb.
► 00:17:32
How long are the commercial spots?
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I mean, it depends.
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Do they run, like, four commercials in a row?
► 00:17:39
It depends.
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Okay.
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Most of the time.
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On how long the commercials are?
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So the first break of the hour is from about the five minute to six minute mark.
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Okay.
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And so that one's usually just like one.
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Sure.
► 00:17:52
And then the other commercial breaks, they kind of vary, but they're like maybe three minutes and it's all just him talking.
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Wow.
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But sometimes it's multiple of the commercials.
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Like one of them is done and then another will start.
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It's surreal.
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I'm just blown away by that.
► 00:18:09
That's just really wild.
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It's indicative of a lack of anyone wanting to give you money to advertise.
► 00:18:15
That's for sure.
► 00:18:16
Yeah, no.
► 00:18:18
You don't even want to give you money for advertising because you can't afford to pay someone for a good ad.
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And you don't even want to advertise your own shit.
► 00:18:26
You just talk about dead ringers and nuts.
► 00:18:30
I would like more random, not true facts.
► 00:18:35
In my commercials.
► 00:18:36
Well...
► 00:18:36
Alex is your guy.
► 00:18:38
I'm sick of this Geico gecko nonsense.
► 00:18:41
I want the Geico gecko to tell me that geckos did not evolve and they were actually from a different planet and then be like, by the way, we sell great insurance.
► 00:18:50
Sure.
► 00:18:50
That's what I want.
► 00:18:51
So the first hour about of this show, a lot of it is about Alex's disgusting child abuse stuff.
► 00:18:58
And so we're not going to listen to any of that.
► 00:19:01
Sure.
► 00:19:01
And we will instead get to some of the content in the second...
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Yeah, and then the rest of the time is kind of a lot of treading water.
► 00:19:33
By the way, I want to say this.
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Can'tcensoredTruth.com.
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Can'tcensoredTruth.com.
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Is there an apostrophe?
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URL up there.
► 00:19:40
I've seen some of the fancy, bold stuff we've got.
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Because I was spending a lot of time this weekend doing research on band.video.
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Watching some of the other shows, watching interviews, watching censored videos that are posted there.
► 00:19:52
The MyPillow guys two-hour report is pretty good.
► 00:19:55
Pretty good.
► 00:19:56
It is on there, isn't it?
► 00:19:57
Yeah.
► 00:19:58
So, first order of business.
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I take great umbrage with someone saying I did research on band.video.
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Yeah, that's infuriating.
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Especially when it's Alex who owns it.
► 00:20:07
Yeah.
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Gross.
► 00:20:08
That's not research.
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You are killing time watching your employees.
► 00:20:12
Yeah.
► 00:20:13
Merriam-Webster can do research into his own book, but beyond that, nobody else.
► 00:20:18
So Alex did post Mike Lindell from MyPillow, his documentary Absolute Proof, which is hilarious because it's supposed to be absolute proof of the election being stolen.
► 00:20:30
Alex says it's pretty good.
► 00:20:31
It's pretty good.
► 00:20:32
The review shouldn't be pretty good.
► 00:20:34
No, no.
► 00:20:34
Absolute proof.
► 00:20:35
Pretty good.
► 00:20:38
It won the palm d 'um.
► 00:20:42
Palm d 'um.
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Palm d 'um.
► 00:20:46
So, the thing is, I got inundated with messages from people asking me to cover this documentary.
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And we talked about this a little bit earlier, socially.
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That documentary sucked.
► 00:21:00
Yeah.
► 00:21:00
I was trying to find a way to make an episode out of it because there was public interest in that, but it just wasn't going to happen.
► 00:21:07
It's so poorly made.
► 00:21:09
There's jump cuts all over the place.
► 00:21:10
There's no new information, really, that I saw being brought to the table.
► 00:21:14
It's just not interesting.
► 00:21:17
Well, from the way you described it, I read that he made it in six days working 21-hour days.
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That's what I read.
► 00:21:25
And my first thought was like, well, that's a guy who's clearly pumping himself up being like, look at how great I am.
► 00:21:31
Right.
► 00:21:31
The way you described it, though, I could see a coke-addled man being up for a week making something that bad.
► 00:21:37
He's a former addict.
► 00:21:39
He's a...
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That's behind him now.
► 00:21:42
Okay.
► 00:21:43
It's all pillows.
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Fine.
► 00:21:44
Look, I don't know anything...
► 00:21:46
Is that what makes his pillows so good?
► 00:21:47
I don't know anything about the guy, and I don't want to ever make fun of someone for having addiction.
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No, totally not.
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And I don't want to drift into that.
► 00:21:56
It's just bad.
► 00:21:57
It's just a bad documentary.
► 00:21:59
It's trash.
► 00:22:01
I just...
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I don't know.
► 00:22:03
I resented watching it.
► 00:22:05
The only thing that I felt like at all okay about was like, well...
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This is going to be played in court.
► 00:22:12
Two hours.
► 00:22:13
Yeah.
► 00:22:14
It's two hours long.
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It's too long.
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Two hours long.
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Yeah.
► 00:22:19
Good movies are about an hour and a half.
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Yeah.
► 00:22:22
That's what I'll say right now.
► 00:22:23
It was a struggle to get through.
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I was very bored.
► 00:22:27
So I'm sorry to anybody who really wanted that.
► 00:22:30
Apparently, if you want to watch it, it's up on Bandbot Video.
► 00:22:33
It's on Bandbot Video.
► 00:22:33
Alex might be getting a letter about that soon.
► 00:22:38
We'll see.
► 00:22:39
So Alex is pumping up this URL that he's got, this youcancensortruth.com.
► 00:22:47
Sure, sure, sure.
► 00:22:48
And I noticed a lot of comments saying we can't share banned.video.
► 00:22:55
Man, you need to create a new website.
► 00:22:58
I mean, I probably saw 20 of those comments in different videos.
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Because I care about your comments.
► 00:23:03
I read them.
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And you know...
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Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
► 00:23:07
Oh, shit.
► 00:23:08
They banned the term ban.video about a year ago on Twitter, Facebook, Google, all that.
► 00:23:14
Just the URL.
► 00:23:14
So we started creating a system where we can create new URLs that actually link to the very database and the very same videos.
► 00:23:22
Like a disease.
► 00:23:23
But then they've banned 2020ElectionCenter.com and some of the others.
► 00:23:28
They've banned about six or seven.
► 00:23:30
Like they're trying to fight a disease.
► 00:23:32
And they ban it tomorrow is Can'tCensorTruth.com.
► 00:23:35
This is a loser's strategy that Alex keeps engaging in.
► 00:23:39
He's very open about his ban evasion strategy to the point where anyone paying attention could stifle this very quickly.
► 00:23:48
I think his main strategy is eventually people quit playing whack-a-mole if they never hit the mole enough.
► 00:23:56
So he's got to be like, listen, you guys know I'm never going to stop, so just quit.
► 00:24:02
I think that is the implicit threat.
► 00:24:05
Isn't it?
► 00:24:05
Yeah.
► 00:24:06
Or it's like, okay, yeah, I've got can't censor truth, and also four other ones I haven't started promoting yet.
► 00:24:12
Yeah, exactly.
► 00:24:12
You're gonna knock this one out.
► 00:24:13
What else do you got?
► 00:24:15
Yeah.
► 00:24:15
Jeez.
► 00:24:16
It seems like a waste of everyone's time.
► 00:24:20
Everyone.
► 00:24:21
So, what's not a waste of time is ads.
► 00:24:24
Let's get back to these commercials, because they are way more fun.
► 00:24:27
I sell supplements for two reasons.
► 00:24:30
Because they work?
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They're real, they're powerful, and because it's a giant market.
► 00:24:35
That's four reasons, Alex.
► 00:24:37
That is four reasons.
► 00:24:40
I sell those for two reasons.
► 00:24:45
I love the idea that he didn't even gather his thoughts before this.
► 00:24:52
I had no interest.
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Nope.
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Uh-uh.
► 00:24:54
This is pure stream of consciousness.
► 00:24:57
Yeah.
► 00:24:58
Even down to the, like, I don't know if this is an action movie line or what, like, I sell products for two reasons.
► 00:25:05
Because I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
► 00:25:08
No, this is not a they live thing.
► 00:25:10
This is Alex not writing things down.
► 00:25:14
So here's another commercial that's not a commercial.
► 00:25:17
I don't believe there's a plug in this at all.
► 00:25:19
Okay, okay.
► 00:25:19
The world is awakening.
► 00:25:21
The world is beginning to understand the globalist paradigm.
► 00:25:25
They are discovering the globalists, the elites, the manipulation, the CFR, the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderberg Group, the Bohemian Grove, the Club of Rome.
► 00:25:36
And so, even though it sounds like the globalists are winning, the truth is...
► 00:25:42
They've had to come out in the open to attack human freedom because they're actually losing.
► 00:25:46
We have forced them out in the open.
► 00:25:49
So as bad as these times are, and a lot of negative things are about to happen, realize humanity is winning.
► 00:25:55
You've got to trust in the plan of God.
► 00:25:57
And trust in the plan of God's justice.
► 00:26:00
That is invincible.
► 00:26:01
That is ethereal, timeless, and unstoppable.
► 00:26:05
So don't trust in man.
► 00:26:06
Trust in God to lead God and direct your soul and then take action against the globalists and realize you've got my commitment from Alex Jones and my crew to you.
► 00:26:15
We will never back down from the globalists and we will never surrender.
► 00:26:19
Like, this is a wrestling promo.
► 00:26:22
Yeah, I was going to say.
► 00:26:22
Are you just selling fear?
► 00:26:24
Are you just selling fear?
► 00:26:25
Yes, yes.
► 00:26:28
We're not even selling anything this time.
► 00:26:29
Just be afraid!
► 00:26:30
I think this is a tacit admission on his part on some level that, like, It's so much more profitable to make the audience feel things than to direct them at products.
► 00:26:41
Totally.
► 00:26:41
Make them feel like this visceral fear that's matched with the globalists are secretly losing.
► 00:26:48
Of course.
► 00:26:48
Of course.
► 00:26:49
That combination is just like, it must be the most potent.
► 00:26:54
Marketing tool.
► 00:26:55
Yeah, I mean, you know, get people terrified.
► 00:26:57
Then say that by giving you money, they're going to feel better.
► 00:27:02
So you give them money.
► 00:27:03
And then he goes, hey, we're winning.
► 00:27:06
Ah, but you gotta stay terrified because we haven't won yet.
► 00:27:09
Right.
► 00:27:09
So then you give him more money and you feel like you're safe and so on and so forth until you've forgotten your own name.
► 00:27:16
Uh-huh.
► 00:27:17
Oh, boy.
► 00:27:17
You know what name you'll never forget, though?
► 00:27:19
Blackjack.
► 00:27:19
Ali Alexander.
► 00:27:20
Oh, I will forget that name.
► 00:27:22
I promise you.
► 00:27:23
Ali Alexander is on to say that everyone is trying to get him.
► 00:27:29
I don't know.
► 00:27:30
If he doesn't get away and then scream, alley alley, Alexander free, I'm going to be pissed.
► 00:27:36
I think he does have actually some valid points about people posting on Twitter the video of him, Nick Fuentes, and Alex at the Georgia Capitol and insinuating that it was at the Washington Capitol.
► 00:27:49
Yeah, that's fine.
► 00:27:49
And if those people, you want to complain about them getting that wrong.
► 00:27:54
Go for it.
► 00:27:55
I also don't care.
► 00:27:56
Not even a little bit.
► 00:27:58
Oh no, are people lying on the internet?
► 00:28:04
I would say that some people probably are, but I would bet that even more people are just wrong.
► 00:28:10
Just don't know that they're wrong.
► 00:28:13
Whereas Ali is actually a liar and a shifty grifter.
► 00:28:18
But he has some thoughts about why they're coming after The Christians are all in the Republican Party.
► 00:28:28
And when we get fed up, we control the entire Republican Party.
► 00:28:32
And they can't have that because we're the people who don't believe in a technocracy.
► 00:28:36
We're the people that gave the world federalism.
► 00:28:39
We're the people that gave the world localism that worked.
► 00:28:42
We're the people that stabilized the republic when the pagans and the barbarians, even if Western civilization couldn't.
► 00:28:49
And so they need to mute the Christians first.
► 00:28:51
So that we can't inspire the Republican Party to take meaningful action against this technocracy that they're building.
► 00:28:59
Ali is a wild, insane zealot.
► 00:29:02
Yeah, he just said that genocide is good.
► 00:29:04
But also the notion that all Christians are Republican means that you have a very skewed version of who a Christian is.
► 00:29:13
Yeah.
► 00:29:14
And that tells you a bit.
► 00:29:15
That tells you a bit of what you need to know.
► 00:29:17
Absolutely.
► 00:29:18
I don't care for this guy much.
► 00:29:21
Didn't realize how much I enjoyed him being silent.
► 00:29:24
It is interesting to me the way he puts that.
► 00:29:30
It's a good thing that the Christians stabilized us when the pagans were around.
► 00:29:37
I remember something about...
► 00:29:40
What was it that the pagans got done to them?
► 00:29:44
Oh, that's right.
► 00:29:45
A massive genocide.
► 00:29:46
Wow.
► 00:29:47
A massive genocide.
► 00:29:48
And he's just like, yeah, it's a great idea for Christians to genocide people.
► 00:29:52
Duh!
► 00:29:53
We're doing it now!
► 00:29:54
And this might be one of the reasons why it's tough to get sponsors.
► 00:30:00
Genocide's good.
► 00:30:02
It's tough.
► 00:30:03
And that leads Alex.
► 00:30:05
He's got to do all these ads himself.
► 00:30:08
Again, all shot in front of this bookshelf.
► 00:30:11
This is totally, they just let him roll.
► 00:30:13
Some of them are really long.
► 00:30:16
We're going to bang, listen, we're going to cut all of our commercials for the next six months.
► 00:30:21
We're going to do it in a three-hour shoot today.
► 00:30:24
Alex, go.
► 00:30:26
Here is a long one.
► 00:30:28
The number one question I get on the street is, Alex, I love your show, but are you for real?
► 00:30:37
Do you really mean the things you say?
► 00:30:40
Well, I mean, anybody that's followed the show and written down what I said is going to happen knows almost all of it's now unfolding.
► 00:30:48
So it's very, very frustrating.
► 00:30:49
Incidentally, that is kind of what I do for a living.
► 00:30:52
And I will say that it is not the case.
► 00:30:54
You do not find that he's right.
► 00:30:56
That is true.
► 00:30:57
You don't need to sit there and put your faith in me.
► 00:31:02
Or your faith in the Dalai Lama.
► 00:31:05
Or your faith in the private Federal Reserve or your faith in some televangelist on TV.
► 00:31:11
You just have to have a memory and write down and remember the things I've laid out.
► 00:31:15
You can go research those things for yourself.
► 00:31:18
I have.
► 00:31:18
You can find out, is this guy more often than not right?
► 00:31:21
You'll find out about 95% of the time I'm right.
► 00:31:24
Nope.
► 00:31:24
There's nothing more I'd like than to be wrong.
► 00:31:27
Congratulations.
► 00:31:28
I am so angry at the Q people, not because they were awake to the New World Order, not because they were exposing child kidnapping rings, that's all great, but because they had this feeling of invincibility and this feeling of everything's going to be handled, everything's taken care of, and this attitude that they didn't have to document anything because they were just going off some 8chan board.
► 00:31:52
I can show you dw.eu.
► 00:31:55
That's not the address.
► 00:31:57
London Guardian.
► 00:31:58
I can show you thousands of children a month kidnapped, tortured, some killed.
► 00:32:04
I can show you the Catholic Church with nuns delivering little boys to be gang raped by men.
► 00:32:09
That's just this week.
► 00:32:10
My God, there's so many articles and trials and convictions just on that subject that I can't even look at it all.
► 00:32:18
I don't want to.
► 00:32:19
I'm sick of it.
► 00:32:19
Even though it's my job to expose it, it's a horror to focus on it.
► 00:32:24
So people say, Jonesy, you for real.
► 00:32:26
I mean, I'm as real as a heart attack.
► 00:32:28
I'm as real as getting hit by a bus.
► 00:32:30
I'm as real as a train wreck because I'm covering what's really happening in the world.
► 00:32:35
Everybody else just sells out to the system.
► 00:32:38
They go on to get along, but it's been my job to tell the truth as best I'm not perfect.
► 00:32:44
So if you want to keep us on the air...
► 00:32:46
And you've noticed we've got an incredible track record of being accurate.
► 00:32:49
And you want to keep us in the game for all the crazy things that are about to go down, then go to Infowarsstore.com.
► 00:32:55
Wild.
► 00:32:56
Wild.
► 00:32:57
That is the craziest thing that I've ever heard in my entire life.
► 00:33:00
There's no way that he could have ended that with, please buy Infowarsstore products.
► 00:33:05
There's no way.
► 00:33:06
And yet he did.
► 00:33:08
It's a commercial.
► 00:33:09
You should have just said that.
► 00:33:10
I'm great.
► 00:33:13
I'm great.
► 00:33:13
Go to Infowars store.
► 00:33:15
You don't need the two minute ramp up.
► 00:33:17
It's a commercial.
► 00:33:18
People expect it to be a commercial.
► 00:33:20
Short.
► 00:33:22
Also, the only way you can make this more surreal is if you're watching the video.
► 00:33:26
When he says, I'm as serious as a heart attack.
► 00:33:29
I'm as serious as getting hit by a bus.
► 00:33:30
They cut in video of a goat getting hit by a bus.
► 00:33:34
It's that video of a security camera inside a bus and the goat going through the...
► 00:33:40
The windshield?
► 00:33:43
What is happening?
► 00:33:44
I don't know.
► 00:33:45
I think you could easily drive a human being insane if for one day one person YouTube just chose and they were like, nobody gets to skip ads today and it's only AJ's ads.
► 00:33:57
They could drive a person insane instantly.
► 00:33:59
I feel like I was losing it a little bit.
► 00:34:01
Yeah, I'm already like, this is not real.
► 00:34:04
And I also was kind of thinking like, I think...
► 00:34:07
I'm coming around to the idea that maybe he's on drugs.
► 00:34:11
Like, it might just be a drug thing.
► 00:34:13
Could be.
► 00:34:14
This is such weird behavior.
► 00:34:15
Yeah.
► 00:34:16
Yeah.
► 00:34:17
No, Dan.
► 00:34:17
It's normal!
► 00:34:18
But then...
► 00:34:20
Alright, it's Super Bowl Sunday.
► 00:34:21
I'm Alex Jones.
► 00:34:22
I'm glad you're here.
► 00:34:23
Ali Alexander has broken his silence.
► 00:34:26
People ask me all the time.
► 00:34:27
They go, Jones, are you...
► 00:34:28
Are you on cocaine?
► 00:34:30
Are you on methamphetamine?
► 00:34:32
The answer is no.
► 00:34:33
I hate stimulants other than like coffee.
► 00:34:35
I get really upset about this.
► 00:34:37
I mean, we led a peaceful demonstration of a million people.
► 00:34:41
They tried to set me up.
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They're calling for me to be put in prison all over the news, along with President Trump, who's on trial starting tomorrow.
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This is serious.
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Well, I guess that settles it.
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I mean, he said he's not on coke.
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Well, that's...
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Yeah.
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Yep.
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But I don't have any evidence that he's ever pissed clean.
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You know people ask him so many questions when they immediately come up to him?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No one ever seems to say hi.
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Everybody's like, hey, are you on drugs?
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Hey, are you lying?
► 00:35:09
Hey, Alex, are you for real?
► 00:35:10
Hey, Alex, are you an actor?
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Hey, Alex, how are you taking the deplatforming?
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Why is everyone asking you so many questions?
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Hey, Alex, I'm the devil.
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Blah.
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Blah.
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But like I said, Alex can say all day long that he's not on drugs.
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Correct.
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But I don't know that he's pissed clean.
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In fact, one time, I had a security a couple years ago.
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He goes, man, you were totally down, tired.
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He goes, you just came right back on break and exploded.
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Are you on drugs?
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And I said, here, let me do a drug test.
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Called a portable drug test here.
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Pissed in a cup.
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No drugs.
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I said, you see that?
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He said, yeah, I see that.
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People think this is weird.
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This is normal.
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This is normal when you're under attack.
► 00:35:55
That's normal?
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I feel like this sounds like someone on drugs.
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Hey, hey, Alex, just, you know, your energy switch is just really off the charts.
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I was just wondering, do you take any drugs in the bathroom?
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I'll be pissing that cup.
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No, I didn't say that.
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You don't, why are you...
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You give me a portable drug test immediately.
► 00:36:15
I don't need to give you a portable drug test.
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It was, this wasn't even in a professional capacity.
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I was just...
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No, I was just asking you a question.
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Professional courtesy.
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I just want to know if the man I'm protecting is on drugs.
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I will say I'm suspicious.
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Yeah.
► 00:36:32
So Alex and Ali get to talking about the 6th, January 6th, the day of the storming of the Capitol.
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Yes.
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There's two interesting takes here.
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The first is that Alex seems to think that they were right on the cusp of getting that 10-day investigation that Rudy Giuliani wanted.
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So close.
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And Ali seems to think that all things considered, it was a pretty peaceful rally.
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Oh, okay.
► 00:36:55
Well, why the hell would we have the motive to, when Trump had them about to do a 10-day investigation and we were just showing our numbers, why would we screw ourselves?
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Where's the motive?
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We were on the eve of history.
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And quite frankly, we still made history because January 6th was peaceful, okay?
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99.9% of a million people being totally peaceful when we feel that our election has been stolen.
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Is a first in human history.
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God bless us, okay?
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Wow.
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That is a big sell.
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Yeah.
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That's a big sell.
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That is an interesting angle, Allie.
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Listen, listen.
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I'll tell you this right now.
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Real estate, 10 years?
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Nagasaki's gonna be huge.
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That's all I'm saying.
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I'm saying people aren't thinking about the good things that happened on the 6th.
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Sure, sure.
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Yeah, it's an interesting prism to see things through.
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Yeah.
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And I do like Alex's attempt at making it like, we were right there.
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We were about to get those hearings that we wanted.
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Because that's a good way to really make it like, ah, we couldn't have possibly wanted anything like this to happen.
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No, no, no.
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Because we were about to get our way.
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Ten day investigation.
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That's what we were.
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Nonsense.
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So there's a new narrative that's going to be spun about the six.
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Sure.
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And this has to do with somebody.
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An insider in the Trump campaign.
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Sure.
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That it set them up.
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They did them dirty.
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Of course.
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They got done dirty.
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Of course they did.
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So what ended up happening, apparently, something like this.
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Roger Stone.
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No.
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Oh.
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Not entirely clear.
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Somebody didn't play a video.
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Oh!
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That Ali wanted them to play.
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Right.
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At the Ellipse rally.
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So revolution.
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They would have given some instructions on something.
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I don't fucking know.
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Okay.
► 00:38:42
This is a silly...
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Alright, so if he was on, say, Flight 93. He's just concerned that they didn't play this video.
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So people could know not to break into the Capitol.
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It's a good video.
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And then we walked right into a trap.
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Trump walked right into a trap.
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So go into what you know.
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Are you ready to release her name?
► 00:39:02
I mean, maybe she didn't mean it.
► 00:39:04
Maybe she didn't know.
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But we know who was in command of everything.
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We know who removed the Jumbotron directives.
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We know who...
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I mean, you're not going to direct a million people with no direction.
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So you want to talk about it?
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So we got the person has taken the Jumbotron directions down.
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Done Alex and Ali dirty.
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Do you want to make a guess on who this is?
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You know it's a female.
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Oh, I know it's a female?
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I said she.
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Okay.
► 00:39:29
Let's see.
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You know what?
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Fuck it.
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I'm going to go with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is incorrect.
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Damn.
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Are you going to release, which I already thought, already told my people three weeks ago who I think was behind it?
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Yeah, I mean, I'm going to just say it.
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Katrina Pearson.
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Is a campaign advisor.
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She makes a quarter million dollars on the Trump campaign team.
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She's one of the highest paid advisors to do nothing.
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She lied to the president in November.
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We caught her.
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We called her out.
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Me and several members of Stop the Steal.
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And she was behind this coup to ditch out part of the coalition at the Ellipse event.
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And that led to no leadership with the masses when we walked into a trap set to us by leftist agitators.
► 00:40:12
And I think that the president...
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This is getting a little bit too much.
► 00:40:20
This narrative is a little...
► 00:40:21
We're getting out of control.
► 00:40:23
A little thin.
► 00:40:24
It's a little thin.
► 00:40:25
Guys.
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Okay.
► 00:40:27
I am just gonna have to stick with the simplest explanation, which is that this is what you've been...
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Telling people to do.
► 00:40:36
And then when they did it, you were mad because it looks real stupid now.
► 00:40:40
Yes.
► 00:40:41
And it's pretty easy to look at your rhetoric and the content and the conspiracy theories that were being thrown around about how...
► 00:40:48
You kind of got to stop the certification of the election no matter how.
► 00:40:54
So wait, now let me ask you a quick question.
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If you are telling me that getting your video up on the Jumbotron would have influenced people, what you're saying to me is that broadcasting somebody's words can cause real-life actions to happen, correct?
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I mean, that's certainly something you could take away from that.
► 00:41:15
Yeah, it seems like that would suggest that you guys...
► 00:41:21
I think that this is just dumb.
► 00:41:25
It's too far.
► 00:41:26
It's too far to walk to make this make sense.
► 00:41:29
So we now come to the end of our content and we just have a few more commercials to bring us home.
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Perfect.
► 00:41:36
And this just is the beginning of a commercial.
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I just can't...
► 00:41:42
This isn't how you start a commercial.
► 00:41:45
Look.
► 00:41:47
We've already come a long way together.
► 00:41:49
What?
► 00:41:55
Hey, look.
► 00:41:57
You need paper towels.
► 00:41:59
Bounty.
► 00:41:59
Buy them.
► 00:42:00
No, no, no.
► 00:42:01
Look is how you start a fight.
► 00:42:05
Look.
► 00:42:06
You're in a bar and someone's not listening to you.
► 00:42:09
Look.
► 00:42:10
Look.
► 00:42:11
This September.
► 00:42:12
The new Marvel movie.
► 00:42:14
Look.
► 00:42:16
Ant-Man was pretty good.
► 00:42:17
Look.
► 00:42:18
Look.
► 00:42:21
Nope, that's how Alex is starting a fucking commercial.
► 00:42:24
Look.
► 00:42:25
My pillow.
► 00:42:26
God damn it, buy it.
► 00:42:27
I'm gonna buy my pillow.
► 00:42:29
So yeah, here's the commercial.
► 00:42:31
Look.
► 00:42:32
Look.
► 00:42:33
We've already come a long way together.
► 00:42:36
We've already changed the world.
► 00:42:38
And I warned listeners four and a half years ago when Trump was president-elect.
► 00:42:42
I said, he's just one wave.
► 00:42:44
I told Vice TV that I said populism, nationalism, a pro-human future brought Trump in as a surfer.
► 00:42:51
And whether he is a traitor or whether he's the real deal or whether he's a weak man or a strong man, that doesn't really matter because it's the ocean of liberty, this system of freedom, these tidal forces that actually conjured Donald Trump.
► 00:43:05
And I think Trump was a great man.
► 00:43:07
He lost $2 billion.
► 00:43:10
He got kicked out of every organization he was in.
► 00:43:12
He paid a mighty price for trying to stand up for this country.
► 00:43:15
Was he perfect?
► 00:43:16
Absolutely not.
► 00:43:17
But on a scale of one to 10, I'd give him about a 9.5.
► 00:43:20
I would say Trump's done a way better job than I've actually done in the fight against these people.
► 00:43:25
So it's easy to play Monday morning quarterback or to be the backseat driver.
► 00:43:29
But as for the man in the arena, Trump's done a great job.
► 00:43:32
Or...
► 00:43:33
Okay.
► 00:43:37
So...
► 00:43:40
Wow.
► 00:43:41
Yeah, he rambles a bit more, and then he makes this metaphor that I think is a little strained.
► 00:43:45
Okay.
► 00:43:46
Let me give you some good news today.
► 00:43:48
Trump was a big, royal flush hit.
► 00:43:51
He held him back, had a lot of victories, wasn't perfect, but that was an amazing hand in poker.
► 00:43:56
Okay?
► 00:43:56
Or, I guess, use the blackjack analogy, he's 21. You don't get that hand every time.
► 00:44:01
That hand's been moved aside now.
► 00:44:03
But as for nationalism and freedom and a huge awakening, it's been...
► 00:44:07
Incredible.
► 00:44:08
So don't take Trump having the election stolen and all the martial law and all the tyranny as a sign that we're losing.
► 00:44:14
That's a sign we're winning.
► 00:44:16
Yeah, they stole the election.
► 00:44:18
Yeah, they're trying to set up martial law.
► 00:44:20
Yes, they're creating racial division because they're weak.
► 00:44:23
Again, the message needs to be really stressed hard.
► 00:44:27
Ah, tyranny is upon us, but that is a good sign.
► 00:44:30
That means we're winning.
► 00:44:31
No, no, no.
► 00:44:31
You're all dying as we speak.
► 00:44:33
Be scared, but we're winning.
► 00:44:34
You are dying, and that's how you know it's going well.
► 00:44:37
Yeah, yeah.
► 00:44:37
That seems to be just like the through line.
► 00:44:40
But also, Royal Flush can't be beat.
► 00:44:42
Ah, yeah.
► 00:44:43
That was a little bit frustrating to me.
► 00:44:45
Yeah, that's a bad metaphor.
► 00:44:46
If you are saying that he got a winning hand, why did he lose?
► 00:44:51
Yeah.
► 00:44:51
I mean, you could tie with the dealer if you get blackjack, but...
► 00:44:57
I mean...
► 00:44:58
Yeah.
► 00:44:59
You still can't lose.
► 00:45:00
Right.
► 00:45:01
Yeah.
► 00:45:03
Brutally.
► 00:45:04
Yeah.
► 00:45:05
So this was the last commercial that we got, and I thought this one was pretty funny.
► 00:45:10
This might be my favorite, although I will say it's pretty tough to top Look.
► 00:45:15
I just like Look because Look has a subtext which is parentheses asshole.
► 00:45:20
It's always Look, asshole!
► 00:45:23
Here's what we're doing!
► 00:45:24
It has a tone that's very similar to Listen Up.
► 00:45:26
Yeah, exactly!
► 00:45:27
But this one is great because it makes no sense.
► 00:45:31
It is very stupid.
► 00:45:33
And it reveals something.
► 00:45:35
We're already in the second month of 2021.
► 00:45:39
And we all see it's a dystopia.
► 00:45:42
Globalists are out in the open announcing world government, announcing medical tyranny, UN contact tracers to come to your house.
► 00:45:49
People have their doors kicked down.
► 00:45:51
This is all them trying to submit their dominance over us because they know humanity is waking up and is in the process of leaving one age.
► 00:46:02
This whole globalist time of evil and darkness and traveling not into some new satanic luciferian new age that's perfect, but into an age of what I call challenge or the age of real conflict, the age of...
► 00:46:17
You're not going to read this stuff in books.
► 00:46:19
It comes from my soul, my prayer, my research, my understanding of the planet.
► 00:46:22
You may disagree with me.
► 00:46:23
That's fine.
► 00:46:24
But I'm telling you, we're leaving the old age of being asleep.
► 00:46:27
We're in the new age of being awakened.
► 00:46:29
And not some new age of the new age, but God's age of the understanding.
► 00:46:36
Every product you hear me on air advertising, we have in stock in our warehouse in Austin, Texas.
► 00:46:42
Every product.
► 00:46:43
So if you order it, we've got it.
► 00:46:44
It ships out in a couple days, sometimes the same day.
► 00:46:47
Listeners get confused when they hear me talk about the fact that the supply chain's breaking down and it's future orders.
► 00:46:54
That second part is the same part from the first commercial.
► 00:46:57
Same part.
► 00:46:58
Same part.
► 00:46:58
It's just added it on.
► 00:46:59
This is wild.
► 00:47:00
They just added it on.
► 00:47:02
The part where he's talking about how they have everything in stock at the end of a minute of him rambling about how we're in the new age, but it's not the new age.
► 00:47:09
Not the new new age.
► 00:47:11
It's a different new age.
► 00:47:12
It's the age of challenge.
► 00:47:14
But also, I like a huge selling point being, our products exist.
► 00:47:19
I can show you where they are.
► 00:47:21
They're here in the store.
► 00:47:22
They're in the store.
► 00:47:23
Store room.
► 00:47:24
Yeah.
► 00:47:24
Yeah, I'm pretty amazed that, like, I mean, I really do think he probably just sat down, talked shit.
► 00:47:32
Has to.
► 00:47:33
Has to be it.
► 00:47:34
Put it together.
► 00:47:35
It's...
► 00:47:35
100%.
► 00:47:36
Wow.
► 00:47:37
Man.
► 00:47:39
But also, I love that he's, like...
► 00:47:42
Talking about how we're getting into the new age, but then he realizes that new age is a thing.
► 00:47:47
Sounds a little too...
► 00:47:48
Well, it's a thing.
► 00:47:48
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
► 00:47:49
It's a thing that he's associated with Satanism.
► 00:47:51
Right, right, right, right.
► 00:47:51
So he has to really try, like, ah, it's new age, but it's not new age, new age.
► 00:47:56
It's a different new age.
► 00:47:58
I do appreciate how either his audience has made it very abundantly clear to him with all of their questions that they do not understand basically anything, or that he...
► 00:48:10
Has to reiterate things constantly to himself.
► 00:48:13
Like, people say that they're worried about, because I say that the supply chain's going down, and then, but that, no, no, no, that's future orders.
► 00:48:19
Like, we all get how the supply chain works, Alex.
► 00:48:24
I don't know why you need to explain how that works.
► 00:48:27
In an ad.
► 00:48:28
Well, it's because I think that he thinks that he's talking about the supply chain supposed to make people feel a need to act now.
► 00:48:37
Right.
► 00:48:37
But I think that he believes that his audience interprets it as there isn't anything.
► 00:48:41
There's nothing anything to buy.
► 00:48:43
But that's also because he does do a lot of yelling about how the shelves are empty in the stores.
► 00:48:48
Yeah, so I would understand why the audience might get that impression.
► 00:48:52
Yeah, exactly.
► 00:48:53
So he does need to clarify, man.
► 00:48:54
I know.
► 00:48:55
It seems like you've...
► 00:48:57
You've made poor choices if you've gotten to that place.
► 00:49:00
That's what I would suggest.
► 00:49:01
And that might explain why he starts commercials with, Look, I'm sick of people asking me questions about how to buy the shit that I tell you you can't have!
► 00:49:11
So, Jordan, this was not the most serious episode we've ever done.
► 00:49:17
Downy, we have paper towels in stores.
► 00:49:21
They're there.
► 00:49:22
The brawny man turns and says, Look.
► 00:49:27
And so, Super Bowl commercial special it is.
► 00:49:31
Yeah.
► 00:49:32
And we'll be back on Wednesday to discuss Alex's immediate response to the impeachment trial and see what he's up to, see if he can rise to the occasion and come up with something interesting.
► 00:49:42
We'll see.
► 00:49:42
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
► 00:49:44
We do have a website.
► 00:49:45
It's knowledgefight.com.
► 00:49:46
We're also on Twitter.
► 00:49:46
We are on Twitter.
► 00:49:47
It's at knowledgefight.com.
► 00:49:48
Go to bed, Jordan.
► 00:49:49
We're also on Facebook.
► 00:49:50
We are on Facebook.
► 00:49:51
If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now.
► 00:49:56
But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZXClark, I'm Daryl Rundis.
► 00:50:00
It's one time Jordan and I were doing a podcast and he's like, hey Dan, you want Coke?
► 00:50:03
And I said, give me a cup.
► 00:50:05
And I pissed in it.
► 00:50:06
And I said, no drugs!
► 00:50:07
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
► 00:50:08
Thanks for holding.
► 00:50:11
Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller.
► 00:50:13
I'm a huge fan.
► 00:50:13
I love your work.