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Aug. 12, 2020 - Knowledge Fight
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#468: August 11, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones's show from Tuesday. In this installment, Alex overtly lies about at least two stories about Covid-19, pushes an embarrassing Laura Loomer censorship narrative, and continues his path toward accusing Covid-19 casualties of being fake people.

Participants
Main voices
a
alex jones
08:26
d
dan friesen
47:15
j
jordan holmes
15:57
Appearances
l
laura loomer
01:09
Clips
l
larry klayman
00:02
m
mike adams
00:01
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Speaker Time Text
unidentified
I have great respect for Knowledge Fight.
alex jones
Knowledge fight.
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan.
Knowledge fight.
jordan holmes
I'm out.
unidentified
I love your world.
jordan holmes
Knowledge fight.
alex jones
Knowledgefight.com.
I love you.
unidentified
Hey, everybody.
dan friesen
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around and take novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Good question.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
Well, interestingly, Jordan, we have a wild storm.
jordan holmes
We did.
dan friesen
Yesterday, Monday, as we're recording this.
You know, Chicago's a really interesting place.
You're a little bit south of me, and you were telling me almost nothing.
jordan holmes
I mean, aside from the debris all over the place, our place did not get bothered at all.
dan friesen
Well, you were also saying that you just saw a little bit of rain.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
I saw the rain line.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But it was a little ways away from me.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, no.
Maybe 200 feet away, I could see terrifying pouring rain, and I was completely dry.
It was bananas.
dan friesen
And then meanwhile, up at my place...
jordan holmes
You got fucked up!
Well...
dan friesen
I'm very lucky compared to, you know, you see some pictures of, like, downed trees and what have you, but, like, my lights were flickering, and the tree out in front of my place was definitely bending, much more than you expect a tree to do.
It was pretty scary, and the only thing that really was going through my head was, like, okay, I'm from central Missouri.
I've had a lot of tornado experience.
I know what to do.
I can find some place, even if I, you know, live on a top floor.
I don't have a basement.
jordan holmes
No, we were raised rural in Tornado Alley.
We got the game.
dan friesen
You can still figure some stuff out.
But I'm like, I don't know what to do with Celine.
It really worried me what to do with her.
Thankfully, I don't know.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
I haven't even mentioned this.
Well, to you I have, but not on the show.
As part of my growing tons of plants, I have also embarked on trying to grow some bonsais from seeds.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's true.
dan friesen
Which is a ridiculously long process.
jordan holmes
Yes, that's true.
dan friesen
And I had kind of figured that I'd completely fucked it up because it's just like all it is is you see dirt there.
You don't see anything.
jordan holmes
It's been weeks.
No, I look forward to seeing your beauty in 20 years.
dan friesen
Got a little bit of green poking up.
Saw that after the storm.
jordan holmes
The new day has dawned!
dan friesen
Yes.
Like that Nelson song, After the Rain.
jordan holmes
Did God also show you a rainbow and promise never to break the covenant in the future?
dan friesen
In the form of a tiny little thing of a bonsai popping out.
I like it.
I like it.
So we've got some bonsais coming.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Old Mantis house phone.
Bonsai.
This place is going to be a mess.
jordan holmes
It's growing into something beautiful.
dan friesen
How about you?
jordan holmes
You're going to make fun of me because this is commerce related, but newly minted raptor princess Emily has made us some new designs.
For the Earth Defense Force that are now available.
It's an awesome design.
They are so fucking cool.
It is really, really cool.
dan friesen
Human hitting a robot with a stick.
unidentified
Yes!
jordan holmes
It's so cool.
I hate that I've got to be like, oh, it's a t-shirt.
dan friesen
It's an awesome looking shirt.
jordan holmes
But it's so cool.
It's such a cool design.
I'm really excited about it.
dan friesen
Thank you so much to Emily for designing that and allowing us to use it.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
Yeah.
We hope to get it out closer to the episode where Alex announced.
Earth Defense Force.
He has since forgotten about this announcement.
But the shirt is really awesome.
jordan holmes
We will never forget about the Earth Defense Force.
Never.
dan friesen
And that's available on our team public.
jordan holmes
Go to the website.
dan friesen
There's a button that says merch.
You can get it on a mug or a shirt.
jordan holmes
It'll be great.
It's so good.
dan friesen
It's pretty cool.
So Jordan, today we've got an episode to go over that'll be interesting-ish.
Fun.
No, it is.
It'll be a good time.
But it's going to be August 11th, 2020.
I'm Dan.
This is 2020.
That is Tuesday.
I'll admit, I had a little bit of...
The storm gave me some troubles in terms of my workflow.
Because I have not been...
That scared by weather in Chicago in a long time.
jordan holmes
We're not used to tornadoes here.
dan friesen
No, and, you know, granted, I wasn't as worried as I had been in my younger years in Missouri.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
Much more threatening weather sometimes there.
But the uncertainty of it for a good part of the afternoon...
With just completely dark skies.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
And you're on the top floor.
That's the thing that got to me.
I was texting you like, oh shit, he's on the top floor.
dan friesen
And I think that your texts made me worry even more.
jordan holmes
I'm a helpful man!
dan friesen
So that kind of threw things off.
And then afterwards, I think I was so worked up about it that I had to take a nap.
Oh no, of course.
Yesterday was a wash for me.
Of course, of course.
So anyway, here we are, August 11th, 2020.
This is 2020.
jordan holmes
Alright, we're not doing it again.
dan friesen
No.
Did I do that already?
jordan holmes
Yes, you did.
dan friesen
Oops.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Anyway, hey, let's take a moment to say thank you to you folks who signed up for the show and are supporting the show.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
So first, Gary M., thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Gary!
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
Next, Blavid Dane, thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Blavid Dane.
I want to make that name disappear.
Hey, all right.
dan friesen
Nice.
Next, Michael D., thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Mike!
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Ardo S., thank you so much.
You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Arno.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, Abner Doubleday.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Abner Doubleday.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
Next, Firkinsturf.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you, Firkinsturf.
dan friesen
Thank you so much.
Next, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on Elevated Level.
We appreciate that very much.
So, Kevin R., thank you so much.
You are now a technocrat.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Crikey, mate.
That's fantastic.
Have yourself a brew.
How's your 401k doing, bro?
We got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
Let's just get down to business.
We ain't making that money off that heroin.
Thank you so much, Kevin!
jordan holmes
Yes, thank you very much, Kev.
Do you think he goes by Kev?
dan friesen
He might.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
Maybe we can talk him into it.
jordan holmes
I think so.
dan friesen
And then finally, thank you to somebody, a very special thank you to someone who will be henceforth a raptor princess.
It's a fake name.
jordan holmes
Fair enough.
dan friesen
New Dan Mychill.
Thank you so much.
You're a raptor princess.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Four stars.
Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
alex jones
I'll barbecue your ass.
mike adams
It's over for humanity.
alex jones
You're a beautiful soul.
They're coming for your balls.
Well, I piss all over your god.
Very few people crap in the pool unless they're babies.
I piss all over the state.
larry klayman
Make it a practice of calling people pieces of garbage.
unidentified
When they are.
Comet!
As you see fit.
dan friesen
Thank you so much, New Dan.
alex jones
My chill.
jordan holmes
Yes.
If that's a real name, you're going to feel really embarrassed about that.
dan friesen
I feel like I'm pretty certain it's an alias.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
If you're out there listening and thinking, hey, I enjoy the show.
I'd like to support these gents, too.
You can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button to support the show.
We would appreciate it.
Or you can take that generosity, fold it up into a paper airplane, throw it, have it do some loop-de-loops in the air, and then land at a charity in your area to help people in need.
jordan holmes
I think that's the best one you've executed so far.
dan friesen
It's pretty smooth.
jordan holmes
That was smooth as shit.
dan friesen
Yep.
jordan holmes
I love it.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, before we get to today's episode, we've got a little bit of business to go over.
The first matter in front of us is a little trip into the mailbag.
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
dan friesen
Jordan, I have here in front of me a book.
jordan holmes
It is a book.
It's a big book.
Confessions of the Illuminati...
of an Illuminati...
Oh, shit!
It's from Zagami!
dan friesen
That took you a while.
jordan holmes
Get the fuck out!
Get out of here!
Well, the title, the name is the same color as the fucking...
dan friesen
It's not good graphic design.
jordan holmes
This is really bad!
dan friesen
The second edition of Confessions of an Illuminati.
The whole truth about the Illuminati and the New World Order by Leo Lyon Zagami.
jordan holmes
God damn it!
This guy does not realize that his days as a fucking DJ are worthy of a memoir and this bullshit is not!
dan friesen
Hey, maybe that's in there.
I'm really excited.
unidentified
Oh, that'd be cool.
dan friesen
I am going to be reading this as soon as I can.
unidentified
Oh, of course.
dan friesen
As soon as we hit end on the record.
I'm going to be diving in and we're definitely going to be talking about it.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no.
We can't not.
dan friesen
So, this came with a little note.
jordan holmes
Alright.
dan friesen
Dan and Jordan.
I wanted to send you this novel of complete madness as a way of thanking you for all the great content you've put out over the years.
I've been a fan since 2018 and can't thank both of you enough for consistently excellent content that's entertained and educated me during multiple moves and learning how to paint miniatures.
I think it's so important for people to be introduced to right-wing talking points with critical and well-thought-out rebuttals.
You're essentially inoculating people against these toxic ideologies, and I think that the impact you both have had on fighting the far-rights...
Thank you very much.
I disagree.
jordan holmes
It's totally measurable.
I'm not saying that it's bad.
I'm not saying we're not doing a good job.
I'm just saying that you can absolutely measure it.
dan friesen
Anyway, thanks to both of you for an excellent podcast, and I owe you both a novelty beverage one day.
Sincerely, Policy Wonk, Brent C. Thank you so much, Brent.
jordan holmes
Thank you so much, Brent.
dan friesen
Also, there's a postscript here.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I'd love to make each of you a Warhammer mini as a way of thanks.
If there's anything you know about the setting, do you have any preferences?
Thanks.
I don't know anything about it.
jordan holmes
Me neither.
dan friesen
I'm not somebody who has any experience in that arena, although I think...
I mean, it's some sort of Dungeons& Dragons-esque role-playing thing, right?
jordan holmes
I think there's a role-playing, but there's a miniature figurine aspect to it.
dan friesen
You create your own character.
I would assume that I would have to be a bard or some kind of a scholar.
jordan holmes
You could be a bard.
dan friesen
A cleric of some sort.
jordan holmes
No, a cleric is great.
dan friesen
And then you would be a berserker type.
jordan holmes
I would even give you fucking lawful good.
I would give you lawful good, Dan.
Your alignment is great.
dan friesen
Some sort of a lore where it used to be chaotic or something.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've advanced me on that and grown as a person.
dan friesen
Brent, I don't know.
I don't know anything about this, but I think that's an awesome...
I would love to have miniatures.
Totally.
Because there's so much nonsense in terms of the show that we've talked about, whether it be the Project Camelot stuff.
There's so much potential for weird lore things that I think you could let your mind go crazy and come up with something fun.
jordan holmes
Yeah, totally.
You know, I want some kind of...
Look, I'm a nerd.
I get it.
I want some sort of magician character.
You know, when I was really, really young, I was athletic and my friend was very much not athletic.
And in a reverse kind of roleplay situation, he would always play as the barbarian strongman.
And I would always play as the wizard type.
And I've always enjoyed that.
dan friesen
That's what the realm of fantasy is for.
jordan holmes
That's what I'm all about.
So if there's a magic user, preferably one with a violent temper and an awful past, give it to me.
Yeah.
dan friesen
Now, Jordan, last little thing before we get to the episode.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I mentioned on our last episode that we have a phone number.
Oh, yes, we do.
And that, of course, is 773-TAT-GUYS.
And you'll be happy to know that we did receive some messages.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
A bunch.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
So we are not going to be able to get to all of them today.
jordan holmes
I knew we'd get there!
dan friesen
But here are some of the messages.
unidentified
First caller.
And I have no idea what the fuck to say.
Shit.
dan friesen
First caller.
Doesn't know what to say.
That's the call.
jordan holmes
I think first is a great thing to say if you're the first caller.
dan friesen
This is classic internet shit.
Unfortunately, this person was ten minutes late.
They were the second caller.
jordan holmes
Oh, no!
dan friesen
Here's the actual first call.
jordan holmes
Hello, Dan.
unidentified
Jordan.
This is Motoko from Seattle.
jordan holmes
I'm a long-time listener.
unidentified
Second-time caller.
dan friesen
Actually called me by Skype.
Message got deleted after a month.
jordan holmes
It has nothing to do with Alex.
unidentified
I just wanted to know if you have any advice on Horizon Zero Dawn.
I know Dan loved it.
dan friesen
I'm just starting it.
unidentified
What should I do?
Thank you, and have a great show.
dan friesen
Advice about Horizon Zero Dawn, I would say.
Enjoy your journey.
jordan holmes
My advice?
dan friesen
Take some time.
Enjoy the scenery.
jordan holmes
That's great advice.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's great visually.
jordan holmes
From a gameplay perspective, my advice, get to the cauldrons early.
You want to be able to turn all of those machines to your side?
dan friesen
Yes, that is true.
And the cauldrons are a lot of fun.
jordan holmes
Oh, they're so much fun.
dan friesen
Yeah, they're like little mini dungeons, basically.
jordan holmes
Puzzles, platforming.
dan friesen
It's great.
The cauldrons are a lot of fun.
I found the place that has the special armor behind the big locked thing.
jordan holmes
You know what?
I never got that.
dan friesen
I found that...
Almost immediately and became obsessed with it as like a quest.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And I think that that kind of hurt my enjoyment.
jordan holmes
Did you find it?
dan friesen
Yeah, I did.
jordan holmes
Oh, I never did.
dan friesen
It took me forever, but I did.
But it also is like gated.
You know, like there's things you need in order to solve that that you can't do at various parts in the game.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
And that led to me like getting really frustrated.
So my advice would be like...
Don't get too bogged down in specific things.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure.
dan friesen
And just sort of enjoy and have a good time.
It's great.
jordan holmes
It is a little bit like Assassin's Creed when it tantalizes you with that first aspect that you need to get the super armor, but then you have to wait like 10 full chapters before you can get to the last ones.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Motherfucker, when am I going to get this armor?
dan friesen
I get you.
But yeah, the cauldrons, that's a great tip.
jordan holmes
I think so.
dan friesen
Because then you can override things.
jordan holmes
Overriding things is so much fun!
dan friesen
Yeah, it opens up interesting mechanics.
jordan holmes
Totally.
dan friesen
I also think that taking your time with the hunting grounds is worth it, even though it's completely side to the main quest.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen
But that's a fun thing.
jordan holmes
I enjoyed those, yeah.
dan friesen
Alright, here's the last message for today.
unidentified
Hey, this is the chat guys.
dan friesen
I'm just calling folks.
unidentified
I was wondering if I could order some pads.
I know during COVID that might be a bit difficult, but I'm a man in need.
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think this introduces a problem with our phone number.
That is that people might be trying to order tattoos.
I think we could run into problems there.
I did not think that through.
jordan holmes
I would like to know if anybody called Tat Bros.
dan friesen
I can't tell you because it's not our phone number.
But yeah, thanks for the calls, everybody.
We'll get to some more of them on future episodes.
jordan holmes
Also, we'll figure out some distribution for Tat supplies.
unidentified
Yeah, why not?
jordan holmes
Yeah, what are we doing?
We got the phone number.
dan friesen
Sure.
So, let's jump in here, Jordan.
After far too long of an intro, here is starting up on August 11th.
Alex is getting pretty extreme about the coming election.
alex jones
They are now officially announcing a plan that when Joe Biden loses in a landslide, despite their election fraud, that they are going to have every blue state secede and have their own inauguration to meet the president and completely dividing this country.
This is how foreign enemies can take down the United States, not with an outward Military attack, but with a collapse from within.
And that is our top story.
Continuing, we'll be covering it.
dan friesen
So that's the top story.
jordan holmes
So is he against secession now?
dan friesen
He was for 10th Amendment assertions of seceding back in 2009.
He was in favor of that when there was talk of gun laws.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And he also believes that Texas is its own country.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
And so, therefore, it just could do whatever the fuck it wants.
jordan holmes
It is beholden to no laws.
dan friesen
Right, right, right.
jordan holmes
I think this is...
Actually, honestly, if this plan was true, I think this is a win for Alex, right?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
Like, it's a reverse secession for them.
You know, like...
What, are you going to be mad that you guys aren't the ones who get to secede?
We're seceding from you.
That's essentially the same as you seceding from us.
dan friesen
I think he would be very mad about that.
I think that it would be like, no.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
You're right.
jordan holmes
You don't fire me.
I quit.
dan friesen
I don't want to play with you, but I don't want you to not want to play with me.
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's probably totally true.
dan friesen
It's all petulance and narcissism.
jordan holmes
Oh, my God.
dan friesen
But this is just about what we talked about on the last episode, that war game session, that one of the scenarios that they explored was the possibility of Biden not conceding the election in, you know, like...
Basically, the 2000 election, but with a fight.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
And, yeah, so that's what Alex is pretending is the official plan that they've announced.
unidentified
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
So that's where we're at.
jordan holmes
I think it's a great idea, but we're just going to have to move Atlanta somewhere.
You know, like the red state, blue state thing, Atlanta's still trapped.
dan friesen
What about purple states, my friend?
jordan holmes
Ah, purple states, two-fifths confirmation.
dan friesen
What about purple stuff?
That song.
unidentified
Ooh.
dan friesen
Purple stuff.
jordan holmes
I thought you were talking about the Sonny D commercial.
dan friesen
No, I'm talking about Big Mo.
jordan holmes
Ooh, I want that purple stuff.
dan friesen
Have you ever seen that music video, Purple Stuff?
jordan holmes
No, I've never seen that music video.
For Big Mo?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
It's a great recipe, Big Mo, by the way.
He died from codeine car syrup, which is what purple stuff is.
Very sad.
jordan holmes
This is a whole C-Murda situation all over again.
dan friesen
That video is amazing, though.
It's a pretty good song.
I enjoy it.
And then it also has this very weird, unnecessary Willy Wonka kind of thing going on.
jordan holmes
I like it.
dan friesen
Anyway.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
This next clip, Alex said something that really got me excited because it's one of the indications to me that maybe he's going to try.
You know, we always know that I get very pumped when I was like, I'm going to prove something.
And I thought that's what was coming here, but I'm not sure if you followed through with this.
alex jones
I have three huge stories here, all of which we have broken, all of which InfoWars has discovered, all of which no one even knows about.
Now, it isn't about the credit.
But I want listeners to understand, one of these stories would devastate the COVID hooks.
We have three of them.
dan friesen
I got so pumped because it's like, alright, we got three strikes coming.
jordan holmes
Somebody's gonna devastate the COVID hooks.
dan friesen
Well, I mean, Alex is gonna be like, here's story number one, and then I can take care of that.
Here's story number two.
I'm gonna take care of that.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
He doesn't really specify what the three stories are.
I'm not sure he got to all three of them.
I honestly don't know.
We could guess if the three are...
Various things that are covered along the way.
But he doesn't make it explicit.
jordan holmes
Is Bill Gates one of the three?
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
He's still one of the twelve.
dan friesen
He's one of the twelve.
Yes, for sure.
I don't think that this is one of the three giant stories, but Alex rambles about something.
It actually allows me to put into context something he talked about on a previous episode.
alex jones
And then you learn there's hundreds of stories, one every day, about, oh, this LGBT professor, she died of COVID, doesn't exist.
dan friesen
So, on our last episode, I mentioned that Alex was vaguely accusing fake people of being included in COVID death numbers, and we discussed how dangerous an evolution that is in terms of his rhetoric.
One of the things that I took the most issue with was the lack of any specific details that would tell people what he was talking about, and at least this time, he's being a little bit less vague.
This story is about a Twitter hoax.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I remember this one.
dan friesen
It was run by an account called sciencing underscore bi.
The account purported to be an LGBTQ indigenous professor at the Arizona State University who had caught COVID-19 and then apparently passed away from it.
People who have looked into the details of the story have found that many elements of that person's story don't match up with reality.
Including claims of teaching when, at a point, no classes were in session, and the fact that ASU had no faculty members die of COVID-19 in the time period when this person was said to have died.
jordan holmes
And she was dating Monty Teo, so...
dan friesen
Is that right?
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Wow.
jordan holmes
That's an old...
dan friesen
Okay, fine.
jordan holmes
Fine, fine, it's dated.
dan friesen
What do you want from me?
It's not a bad joke.
It's just a ways back.
It's just maybe...
jordan holmes
When do we have a...
What's the most recent catfishing story?
unidentified
Maybe.
dan friesen
Is that like seven years ago?
jordan holmes
That was a long time ago.
I know, I'm sorry.
unidentified
Anyways, how's that Monica Lewinsky stuff going?
dan friesen
But not bad, as far as the joke goes.
The construction was there.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
It was an appropriate reference.
It was just, I don't know how many people remember me as I tell you.
jordan holmes
You know what?
It's fine.
It's fine.
My references are great, Dan.
dan friesen
So this person's death was reported by a Twitter account run by a woman named Bethann McLaughlin.
According to an article on Heavy, McLaughlin's lawyer gave the New York Times a statement that said, quote, It's really hard to say exactly what's going on with the situation or what people's motivations were, but from what I can gather, it looks like McLaughlin had been running a fake Twitter account purporting to be an indigenous anthropology professor at ASU for a few years.
In that time period, she had tricked a number of folks into thinking the professor was a real person, and then she decided to pretend that she died of COVID-19.
This is what it looks like from the information that I can find.
This is why specifics are important.
If you're alleging that there are fake people claiming to have died of COVID-19 and this is the story you're talking about, we can engage with that responsibly and look at the details of the story and conclude that most likely what's going on here is a Twitter hoax.
People do stuff like this all the time, and it's one of the reasons why you have to be pretty careful with social media.
However, there's absolutely no reason to pretend that this story involves any of the elements that Alex is claiming it does.
For one, there's no reason to think that this Twitter persona's alleged death is being included in anyone's statistics.
That's a complete fabrication of Alex's mind.
The second thing is that there's no reason for Alex to suggest that this was a work of PSYOP specialists.
That's a claim that he's making that he's obligated to support.
He needs to defend that assertion, which he can't do, beyond just saying it and then asserting and insisting that it's a fact.
What you end up doing when you act this way is that you really end up muddying the waters.
The baseline story is about a really interesting and bizarre case of someone apparently running a fake Twitter account that they decided to kill off with COVID-19.
But because of how Alex is speaking so vaguely about it and making up details to suit his purposes, it's easy for the audience to come away with the impression that things are very different.
If you didn't look into it, you might think that the underlying story in the mainstream media is that a professor at ASU had officially died of COVID-19, but Alex and his crack staff had uncovered that she didn't actually exist.
jordan holmes
Yeah, any one of these three stories will do it.
dan friesen
You can easily see how the conclusion you'd be left with would be different, based on the two different versions of the story, and that confusion is Alex's goal.
It's a twisting of reality that leads people to a desired conclusion.
That's the game he's playing, and that's why specifics are so dangerous for him.
When he first talked about it, it was just, hey, there's fake people dying of COVID, and it's like, well, that's a really dangerous idea to suggest.
But you're not giving me anything to go on, so I have no idea what you're talking about.
Now that you bring in that it's an LGBTQ professor who's fake, I can find out what this is, and I can say, oh, this is a completely different story.
It has nothing to do with what you're talking about.
jordan holmes
No, it's very much a situation where specifics hurts him, but vagueness hurts us.
You know, where it's like...
dan friesen
Vagueness hurts everyone.
jordan holmes
Vagueness hurts everyone.
I just...
Hold on one second.
I need you to confirm this for me.
dan friesen
Please.
jordan holmes
She pretended to be an LGBTQ indigenous professor.
dan friesen
I think so.
That's the information I can find.
I can't say that with certainty, but it appears that that is the case, and that article in Heavy does seem to indicate that she has confessed to such.
jordan holmes
And in her apology, she wrote, I apologize without reservation.
dan friesen
Oh.
jordan holmes
Now, did she parenthesize pun intended or unintended?
Because if you don't parenthesize that, man, you're fucking with my head.
dan friesen
Boy, that's...
jordan holmes
That's really fucking with my head, Dan.
dan friesen
That's a pretty good point.
jordan holmes
Are you fucking with me?
dan friesen
And apparently that was a quote from her lawyer, so maybe we can't attribute that to her.
I'm not entirely sure.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, that is...
jordan holmes
Damn, that's...
Are you fucking with me?
dan friesen
Maybe.
jordan holmes
All right.
dan friesen
I mean, I'm not, but...
So, this, I think, is one of Alex's three stories.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I think, not that one.
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
This next one, this next clip, I think is one of Alex's three stories.
And it's, he's taken an existing story in Axios.
And he's pretending that he's gotten to the bottom of a deeper reality.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And then he just dives off the deep end to do some gross Islamophobia.
unidentified
All right.
alex jones
From Axios, 97,000 children test positive for COVID-19.
The school's eye reopening.
He thought he might actually go to the report they're using from the National Hospital Association.
He gets his numbers from the CDC, Children's Hospital Association.
They're counting people, and almost all of them are 24 years old.
Or 19. Got him.
They're now counting, just like they count 30-year-old migrants, invaders, Islamist men, as children, and put them in school, in middle school with your daughters.
And German TV says, and atmosphere shows, oh, this is Inga.
She's 14. She has her 18-year-old boyfriend now.
They're getting married.
He's from Syria.
He's like a 30-year-old dude.
They're literally matchmaking your daughters with Islamists.
dan friesen
Wow.
alex jones
Because they promised them in the ads, come to Germany, you get women.
Come to Sweden, you get women.
And they're like, the women, grown-up women are like, I don't want this deadbeat, you know, Islamist.
Chop my head off, but they can give them a dumb 14-year-old.
A lot of them get tortured and killed.
My point is, is that this is the age of total deception, ladies and gentlemen.
dan friesen
I thought your point was about an Axios story.
jordan holmes
No, no, no.
This is the age of total deception.
No, no, no.
Okay, so let's refer to the details of the story.
dan friesen
Right.
So this is about coronavirus, COVID-19, Axios.
Exactly.
Youths being diagnosed with COVID-19.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
And that's because young women in Sweden are marrying...
dan friesen
They're being match-made.
jordan holmes
They're being match-made.
dan friesen
By the UN.
jordan holmes
By the matchmaker from Mulan?
dan friesen
No, the UN.
unidentified
We are meeting our matchmaker.
dan friesen
I mean, that's just disgusting, xenophobic trash.
jordan holmes
Just say everyone non-white is coming for your daughters.
That's all you want to say.
We're going all the way back.
Let's just start in the Jim Crow area.
dan friesen
That's the underpinning of things.
jordan holmes
Let's just do it.
dan friesen
Leaving that disgustingness aside, Alex is lying.
About that Axios thing.
The reason there's some age confusion about the data in that report that is what Axios is reporting on, which is from the American Academy of Pediatrics, is that the only thing that they can go on is state-level data, and each state has a different way of classifying age cohorts.
jordan holmes
That's smart.
dan friesen
If you do go look at the data, you can see this very clearly called out on page 3 as one of the limitations of the data set.
But yet, Alex is still lying.
There's only one state that lists people up to age 24, and that's Alabama.
From the page of Sure.
Tennessee and South Carolina included people from ages 0 to 20, but most states had a cutoff of 17, 18, or 19. If you actually go and look at the charts where the statistics that are being reported are taken from, you'll see a little disclaimer saying, quote, Alabama and Texas excluded from figure.
This is because the state-level data from Alabama was unreliable given the high age range, and Texas was excluded because, quote, Texas reported age distribution for only 8% of all cases.
Neither of these states could be reliably sorted into this data set, so they were excluded.
What this actually means is that the real number of child cases of COVID-19 is higher than what's being reported because there are obviously some children in Alabama and Texas who have gotten sick.
jordan holmes
Did you say that the age range was only...
Reported for 8% in Texas?
dan friesen
Yeah, but that's the state decision of some sort.
jordan holmes
I understand that's the state decision.
dan friesen
Someone has that data, but it's just not reported to the...
unidentified
Wow.
dan friesen
I don't know.
jordan holmes
Oh man, it is over for humanity.
There will only be lone survivors, Dan.
dan friesen
Essentially, what's going on is that Alex is misrepresenting something he doesn't understand about this report, and he's relying on that misunderstanding to report the exact opposite of the truth.
He's saying that these numbers are exaggerating and that they're counting 24-year-olds, but in reality, the only state that goes up that high is excluded from the data set, thereby excluding also the gross number of people who are under 15, 16 years of age.
Who have tested positive in Alabama and Texas.
jordan holmes
The study raised and addressed his concerns well before he even thought about it.
dan friesen
That's almost always the case with these things.
jordan holmes
They tend to think about stuff in advance, Dan.
Have you ever heard of that?
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a large part of what going to higher education is about.
jordan holmes
Oh yeah, no, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
It's about instilling methodology.
jordan holmes
Oh no, that's a good idea.
dan friesen
Now, also, Alex is a racist, xenophobic, Islamophobic piece of shit who can't even be bothered to do his job with any degree of competence.
That's maybe more important.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's fair.
dan friesen
Now, it's been a while since I've gotten to hear Alex and his natural element.
You know, sometimes...
jordan holmes
Singing along to the highwaymen?
dan friesen
Well, that's certainly one of the places that he feels most at home.
You know, I mean, you could go to a zoo and you could see an animal and it's kind of depressing because they're in a cage.
But if you go in nature and you see a deer, it's kind of like, ah, that's where it belongs.
This is Alex, kind of where he belongs.
unidentified
Okay.
You can feel it.
jordan holmes
Saxophone is where he belongs.
alex jones
Yeah, we're under UN control.
unidentified
I can face it.
alex jones
I know you can too.
jordan holmes
So basically, that's the highlight.
alex jones
You can hear it.
Oh yeah!
unidentified
We're getting near it.
alex jones
We're getting near it.
jordan holmes
You son of a bitch!
alex jones
Make no mistake, we're going into bondage right now.
If it doesn't make every cell in your body surge with energy to resist it, there's something wrong with you.
It's time to wake up.
unidentified
It's time to decide that you're not going to adapt to being a slave.
alex jones
But we're going to throw this thing off together.
you're great we're not going to let these tyrants steal the future from us we're going to let this attack energize us to rise to the occasion Music Yeah, Alex's natural environment is giving vapid, pump-up speeches that are pretty aggressive and maybe a little bit insinuating of violence over You Belong to the City.
jordan holmes
Clear eyes, belong to the city, can't lose, Dan.
dan friesen
I can't believe that there were years of his show that he didn't have that as bumper music.
jordan holmes
I don't understand.
dan friesen
It's just such a...
jordan holmes
It's where he belongs.
dan friesen
It's such a perfect, like, juxtaposition of his, like, we will take out the globalists over this.
Goddamn Eagles-ass saxophone.
Glenn Frey nonsense.
It's so good.
unidentified
Oh, man.
jordan holmes
Just start playing Dave Matthews' band and let's move on with our lives.
dan friesen
I swear to God, if he could do that for three hours...
jordan holmes
It'd be great.
dan friesen
I mean...
jordan holmes
It would be great.
dan friesen
I don't understand why he wouldn't do that.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
Just give speeches where he imagines himself as, like, General Patton.
jordan holmes
Seriously!
No, if he went full Joe Frank on us and just gave us small, like, little mini pieces of just, like, pure distillation of insanity, that'd be great!
It'd be awesome.
You can put him as a bumper music on all shows.
dan friesen
There was that nice stretch where he was like almost every day doing a speech over you belong to the city.
And I hadn't heard it in a while and I missed it.
So I'm glad that came back.
It is good stuff.
So there's a lot of censorship going on about conservatives.
jordan holmes
That doesn't sound right.
dan friesen
They're not allowed on anything anymore.
jordan holmes
They're allowed a lot of places.
An astonishing number of places.
dan friesen
It turns out that now they can't use phones.
alex jones
There's not much further to go other than not letting us use text messages or phones.
And now Laura Loomer's in the lead to win the Republican primary and to beat the Democrat in the general election.
So now she's not allowed to use a telephone.
They've turned her telephone service off.
She's joining us today.
jordan holmes
To pay her bill.
alex jones
You don't allow hate.
Sorry.
Your campaign system can't send text messages to people.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a little different.
alex jones
Stories on Infowars.com.
That's the plan.
It's here.
dan friesen
I got a lot of red flags on this story.
The article on Infowars relies entirely on a video that Laura Loomer recorded of herself claiming that Xfinity and Comcast have banned her from sending texts and emails to her supporters.
jordan holmes
Sounds trustworthy to me!
dan friesen
It's unclear how this mechanism would even work, considering that they're just utility providers and her messages would most likely be delivered through third-party platforms like MailChimp for emails.
Anyway.
Loomer provides literally no evidence for her claims in the video, and based on her incredibly embarrassing and deceitful history, I'm not going to take her word on anything.
If a utility is blocking somebody from using their service like a phone or internet based on political beliefs, then I do oppose that.
jordan holmes
Yes, agreed.
dan friesen
I just don't believe Laura Loomer that that's what's happening in this case.
jordan holmes
Not for a second.
dan friesen
So I looked into this a little further, and take what I'm about to say with a grain of salt, because I found this article on Breitbart.
The article claimed that they had a statement from a Comcast spokesperson who said, We're reaching out to the campaign and have made a technical fix that will resolve this issue within 24 hours.
We're continuously working to protect our customers from potential security threats.
In this case, our security platform, which leverages widely used third-party threat intelligence services, flagged the texting provider used by Laura Loomer's campaign as a potential threat.
Anyone using this texting provider would have had the same experience not only with our service but with any security service using similar threat intelligence lists.
The security alert had nothing to do with the content sender.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I mean, when you work with a texting company called Nazi.Great, you're not going to do great.
dan friesen
Yeah, if this Breitbart article is to believe, then the issue is not related to Loomer's campaign as much as it is that she was working with a mass texting company that might not be very legit.
jordan holmes
Putin's free texting company!
dan friesen
It kind of makes sense.
I mean, she has bad instincts and associates with absolutely shady people.
so I could see her using a disreputable company to handle her campaign correspondence.
Even if this is the case, apparently Comcast's been responsive to the issue and is working to resolve it.
This is, at worst, a normal inconvenience someone might run into in their lives.
But, because people like Laura Loomer are so invested in their identity as a victim, the whole thing becomes a grand plot against them because everyone's so scared of their ideas.
Luma releases a video playing the aggrieved, noble but censored conservative, and then people like Alex can report on that video, unquestioningly accepting her framing because it also serves their purposes and fits their narratives.
As is the case with so much of the stuff we see on Infowars, this is an instance of someone taking their own personal inconveniences and extrapolating them into being broad conspiracies against them.
Laura's texting company is shady, so this ends up being reported as conservatives will soon have no phones.
Alex's wife has to make a reservation at a park, and this ends up being reported as an Agenda 21 takeover of state parks.
It's all just narcissism run amok.
That's all that's going on.
jordan holmes
A representative from Comcast also said that we immediately flagged the texting company called Nikolai Chow Text You.
dan friesen
That's alright.
jordan holmes
That's alright?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That wasn't bad.
dan friesen
Well, Ceausescu's certainly more relevant than Manti Teo, so even though it's an older reference...
jordan holmes
You're shitting on me today!
Damn!
dan friesen
It's not shitting, it's being analytical.
jordan holmes
Okay, alright.
Alright, look, they can't all be home runs.
Sometimes you hit a single.
Sometimes you hit a bloop single over the third baseman.
dan friesen
It's still good.
I think one of the problems is that, and I think this is a difference between how you and I engage with things, is that I'm not always a laugher.
jordan holmes
No, I accept that.
You're a laugher.
dan friesen
You laugh at things.
jordan holmes
That's the challenge.
dan friesen
And I can appreciate a Nikolai Chow text you.
unidentified
That's not bad.
dan friesen
I can appreciate that.
jordan holmes
It's not bad!
dan friesen
But I might not laugh at it.
jordan holmes
Fair.
unidentified
No, no, no.
dan friesen
The Manti Teo thing I think was funny.
I'm just probably not going to laugh at it the same way that you might.
jordan holmes
I know!
It's that denial of approval that makes this show work, Dan.
You're my dad, alright?
That's what's happening.
dan friesen
It's not a lack of approval.
I approve and I appreciate.
I just might not laugh.
jordan holmes
When I get a smirk or a little laugh out of you, I feel like it's an accomplishment.
That's why you can't...
You can't give it to me on Chow Text You.
You can't.
I gotta work harder.
dan friesen
You should translate me saying, ah, alright.
That's the equivalent of like a belly laugh.
jordan holmes
Alright, alright.
I buy it.
dan friesen
So, anyway, Alex gets to some headlines here.
Maybe this is another one of his three stories?
alex jones
I don't know.
dan friesen
Maybe?
alex jones
So let's go over some of these articles.
Why the WHO faked a pandemic?
Forbes magazine 10 years ago, Michael Fomento, and it goes all over how they staged a whole fake deal with the Rockefeller Foundation and the CDC and Fauci to see how the public will respond.
And what did Gates say three months ago on Colbert?
He said, this is really just a drill.
The real attack's coming from terrorists.
It'll be much worse.
This is a drill.
This is a lockdown drill.
To see how you'll behave.
And if you grovel and behave, they're going to release something far worse.
I mean, go watch it for yourself.
dan friesen
Bill Gates didn't say those things in that interview.
That was just Alex's imagination interpreting comments to mean those things.
jordan holmes
Now, I'm pretty sure Obama said that, too, in Africa in 2010.
dan friesen
So, there are a couple of important points about that article in Forbes.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Even though Alex is accurately reading the headline.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
The first thing is that this article is from February 2010.
It has to do with complaints about swine flu.
The second thing is that Michael Fomento, the author, has a pretty suspicious credit on his byline.
He's not listed as a scientist or a researcher or even a journalist.
He's identified as a, quote, subscriber.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
This is an audience-submitted op-ed that Forbes published, which doesn't quite reach the platinum level of evidence that Alex is holding it up to be.
As a columnist, Fomento has a dodgy history.
He seems to have made a brand out of telling people to calm down about things.
unidentified
All right.
dan friesen
Like in the late 80s, HIV AIDS.
jordan holmes
Hold on.
This dude has been submitting comment or bullshit.
dan friesen
He's also been a published columnist throughout some period of time.
And he wrote a book called The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS.
Oh boy!
jordan holmes
So we've got a hero on our hands.
dan friesen
Also, he's told people to calm down about climate change and Monsanto.
jordan holmes
Does he think that Magic Johnson actually means magic?
dan friesen
I don't know.
But with Monsanto, he got in a little bit of trouble back in 2006 when it was revealed that he'd failed to report that he'd profited financially from a Monsanto grant for the Hudson Institute where he was employed.
And he'd written positive things about Monsanto.
jordan holmes
It's so wild when the justice system has been bought and paid for by a large multinational corporation like Chevron or Monsanto.
dan friesen
I'm sure it was a sincere slip-up and not an instance of someone writing positive articles about an entity that indirectly funded them.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
Anyway, another target of Femento's calm-down scolding was the swine flu outbreak of 2009.
This op-ed in Forbes is in no way conclusive and has nothing to do with the topics that Alex is pretending that it does.
There's no mention of the Rockefeller Foundation or of Dr. Fauci.
This is just another example of Alex taking a headline that works for him and making up a story about what the article actually says.
Articles and headlines are props for Alex.
All of the details are just things he's pulling out of thin air.
Also, just because it's funny, Michael Flamento, another article that he wrote with his vein of calm down scolding, was about anti-vaxxers.
And telling them to calm down.
jordan holmes
Vaccines are great.
dan friesen
I'm sure Alex would love to engage with that article at some point.
It seems like pretty much almost everything that I can find of him is accusing everyone of being hysterical about topics all across the board.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
And I don't know.
jordan holmes
Plague!
Bubonic!
Calm down!
No big deal!
What are we talking about here?
Vandals!
Coming to our homes!
No big deal!
dan friesen
But the important thing is that it does have a headline that is saying that the World Health Organization faked a pandemic, when the article doesn't prove that.
It's a user-submitted op-ed that got published on Forbes, and this guy has a decades-long track record of basically all of his work just telling people to shut up.
jordan holmes
This medium post by Dickbag McGee means that we're all going to die.
dan friesen
You're worried about this thing?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're crazy.
jordan holmes
Calm it down.
dan friesen
You're hysterical.
jordan holmes
Calm it down.
What are you talking about?
What are we, bothered about slavery?
It's the economy!
What are you doing?
It'll take care of itself, Dan.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So, for a long time, Alex has been making the claim that on the CDC's own materials, that they say, That, like, all the tests are false positives, basically.
He never really gives any specifics about it, so I've never really been able to engage with it.
In this next clip, Alex gives an indication of where he's pulling that information from.
And, again, he has to not be specific, because when he does, it reveals this stuff.
alex jones
CDC.
2019 novel coronavirus.
Real-time RT-PRC diagnostic panel.
dan friesen
PCR.
alex jones
This is the official CDC, and it says on page three, do not rule out bacterial infection or co-infection with other viruses.
False positives.
They admit most of the tests are false.
And Gates has had to admit, okay, yeah, most of the tests are false.
Yeah, because they put them out.
dan friesen
This is one of the most damning instances of Alex playing games.
This is just a stray line that he found in this document.
He hasn't read this thing.
The full sentence he's reading is, The 2019 novel coronavirus RNA is genetically detectable in upper and lower respiratory specimens during infection.
Positive results are indicative of active infection with 2019 novel coronavirus, but do not rule out bacterial infection or co-infection with other viruses.
The agent detected may not be the definite cause of disease.
You can easily see the trick Alex is playing here.
He starts the sentence at, quote, do not rule out, which changes the grammar of the sentence.
When you start the sentence that way, it appears to be a command, telling people to do something.
When in reality, the sentence starts with, quote, positive results are indicative of active infection, but do not rule out.
Which is saying that a positive result would show COVID-19, but also that doesn't mean the patient may not be suffering from another condition also.
jordan holmes
It's a warning, not a command.
dan friesen
Exactly.
In proper context, all this line is saying is that if you find someone tests positive for COVID-19, that doesn't rule out that there's a possibility that their diagnosis will ultimately be more complicated.
jordan holmes
Headline!
CDC says be thorough!
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
Alex could not make this misrepresentation without omitting the beginning of that sentence.
So this is absolutely a case of him consciously lying about what the document says, or him repeating a report that someone else who's consciously lying created without confirming it in any way for himself.
There's no way around this, because it's so specific the way the sentence has been changed to start mid-sentence to appear to be a command.
It's so...
Fucking manipulative.
jordan holmes
I'm going to give this one to a lower-level researcher on that kind of a lie right there.
Possibly.
I wouldn't give Alex the strength.
dan friesen
I mean, I would assume that it's second-hand, and Alex just hasn't confirmed it in any way, but the thing that's important to recognize is that wherever it's starting from, it's absolutely conscious.
jordan holmes
Oh, totally.
dan friesen
Because that sentence makes perfect sense in its entirety.
And it changes meaning when you start it in the middle.
And that's just unacceptable.
That should be sue-able.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
dan friesen
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
jordan holmes
You lying motherfucker!
Is that the lawsuit title?
dan friesen
Perhaps.
So Alex wants to take some calls on this show, but he wants to take calls specifically about...
jordan holmes
About Tap Bros?
dan friesen
No.
About his manufactured narrative about Blue State seceding.
alex jones
Open the phones up.
Starting...
Really the next segment.
On the subject I raised yesterday, and the subject I raised today, so I politely ask listeners that are going to call, to call in about your take, your view, on the Democrats, and it now being in the New York Times at the top Democrat strategy meeting, saying we're going to have the states secede, we're going to have our own inauguration, and say Joe Biden is the president, and then the military will have to decide who they believe the real government is.
And they are running around saying the military will then remove Trump.
I mean, That's their next hoax!
dan friesen
So Alex has decided that this is the plan, this is what's going to happen, and he wants his audience to commiserate about this because it'll be some fun violent talk.
jordan holmes
Definitely be prepared for the thing that we are accusing them of doing while we are doing it!
dan friesen
So Alex doesn't get to call us for quite a while because he has something else he has to do.
And this is very uncharacteristic.
alex jones
But I have a correction to make.
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
At the end of the last hour, I put out fake news.
And it was an accident, and I apologize.
dan friesen
So, there's a number of things that Alex has said so far on this show that desperately need a correction.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
One, the complete misrepresentation of the guidelines about PCR tests that Alex made by chopping off the beginning of that All right, I'll give you that one.
All right.
Four, his taking Laura Loomer at her word about her dumb campaign for Congress being censored.
There are others, but that's four very serious journalistic fuck-ups that he's made in less than an hour of his show, so I expect that one of these should definitely be the thing that he's apologizing for.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's a good one.
dan friesen
No, it's not.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
alex jones
So, I'm sorry.
I said 0.32.
I'm sorry.
dan friesen
He's talking about the Texas death rate.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
It's a fraction of that.
How much smaller is 0.32 from 0.32?
Can somebody do the math in there?
jordan holmes
What?
alex jones
What fraction of that is that?
Because that's some horrible fake news I put out.
God, I don't work for the UN.
I just told you that it's hundreds of times worse than it is.
I'm sorry.
I misread it.
It wasn't on purpose.
I admit it.
It's not 0.32.
It's 0.032.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So that's his big correction that he misread a number.
I would say that that's great.
I mean, great to do a correction, but also there's more substantive corrections you need to be focusing on, Alex.
jordan holmes
Well, there's that.
dan friesen
Because these are like...
jordan holmes
I'm going to be honest.
That one seems a little disingenuous to me.
I don't think he was really meaning that as a full-throated...
dan friesen
Making a real pageant out of that false apology.
jordan holmes
I don't think that was a heartfelt correction there.
I kind of think that he was being very dismissive of people who might think that correction was more...
dan friesen
That he needs to make some corrections?
jordan holmes
I think he might be dismissive of that.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Because he'd be like, hey, Alex, you fucked up all this stuff.
I was like, no, when I get something wrong, I'm very comfortable admitting it on air.
jordan holmes
Oh, sure.
dan friesen
I said that it was.3.
jordan holmes
I think I've heard somebody talk like that before.
dan friesen
Oh, fuck yourself.
So anyway, the thing is that cases are going up in places like Texas.
But deaths aren't going up.
And Alex knows why.
alex jones
But see, the death number's going straight down like a lead balloon.
But the infection rate is going straight up.
Because...
I just showed you the CDC's own website.
If you had a bacterial infection or the flu or a cold in the last decade, on average, you are going to have the genetic material that you also had if you had COVID-19.
dan friesen
This is just from that guidelines with the do not rule out thing.
He's pointing back to that.
That's not proof of shit.
jordan holmes
Alex, let's just talk about the concept of time real quick.
Now, let's say that somebody gets the virus and there's, what, a two-week, well, ten-day period in between when you get the virus and when the symptoms start to really accelerate.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
So it suggests that if the case rate was going up, then the death rate would follow later.
dan friesen
Right.
And you can't really expect the exact same trajectory as the first time cases were really getting out of control because we have more information than we had the last sort of round, as it were.
And so, yeah, you'd expect a delay just from just sort of how...
jordan holmes
How it works.
dan friesen
Just how time works.
And then you wouldn't expect it to be identical, but yeah, this is all just stupid.
Anyway, Alex, he gets around to talking again about this story in Axios.
He wants to really report on this.
And it turns out that he didn't figure this out.
jordan holmes
Who did?
dan friesen
His tech guy.
alex jones
Okay, we can put this on screen.
This is a huge explosion.
jordan holmes
My wife's tennis partner.
alex jones
And it's not because even one of the producers or writers or researchers found it, but one of our computer switchers, who's a really smart guy, he just decided when he saw this article the other day to go actually read the study.
And see, that's what you need to do.
jordan holmes
So now he has his own show.
alex jones
97,000 children test positive for COVID-19 at school's eye reopening.
Nobody's dying.
Not one of them.
All the stories they put out are fake kids.
A lot of them don't even exist.
Wow, why is mainstream news putting out fake kids or fake LGBT?
Because it's a psyop.
They're going for broke.
Why not?
You tell a thousand lies, tell a million lies.
dan friesen
That's not good.
jordan holmes
Alright, we went back from specific to vague.
Bad for everybody!
dan friesen
And escalation.
That's way worse in terms of the fake people.
jordan holmes
Tons of kids, not even real.
Never gotten in trouble for saying that kids aren't real before.
dan friesen
Yeah, you gotta be real fucking careful, Alex.
You're dancing on...
And I'm not even talking about be careful because I think you'll get sued again.
I mean, be careful because of the consequences that these types of narratives cause.
You hurt innocent people.
You want to do something that maligns like George W. Bush?
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
I think you should...
Like, always try as best as you can to deal with reality on reality's terms.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But if you're gonna do something that just victimizes George W. Bush...
jordan holmes
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
dan friesen
I'm gonna, you know, debunk things as best I can, but I'm not worried about it as much.
He's rich, he has security, all that stuff.
jordan holmes
And I don't have a line as to what he deserves.
dan friesen
Individuals and private citizens that can be hurt by rhetoric and narratives like this make it so much more abhorrent.
And you can't allow yourself to act this way.
jordan holmes
Yeah, I think what's fucked up is that my reaction to that is, like, in the context of Alex, I know he won't experience any guilt for the actual people he harms.
You know, so when talking about something like this, it's so hard to remember to focus on, like, he's not just going to get himself sued.
He's going to hurt people.
dan friesen
Yep.
You can't do stuff like this.
You just can't allow whatever you're doing to target people who are just people.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Not least of which, just because I would prefer to deal with the consequences of my own actions and not a second-hand action.
Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen
Yeah.
So Alex gets into this paper, and this actually really worried me.
The way he's thinking.
These signs of, like...
jordan holmes
Mmm, this paper's delicious.
dan friesen
There'd be less worrying.
jordan holmes
Oh, okay.
dan friesen
This indicates to me, like, just a completely faulty grasp of reasoning.
It was really scary.
alex jones
Dr. Gamshot, please.
So they say, according to this, why, there's record numbers, and then it turns out 90-plus percent in the data from 49 states that report.
One I've been reporting.
Almost all of them are 17 and up, up to age 24. Look at the map.
Yellow is 0 to 14. Only Florida and Utah report anybody testing positive that's under 14. Everywhere else is 17, 18, 19, 20, 24. They're counting people up to 24 in Alabama.
dan friesen
So there's absolutely no reason to suggest that just because a state counts people who are ages 0 to 17 as children that most of the cases of COVID-19 in that cohort must be 17-year-olds, which is what he's suggesting.
There's literally nothing in this report that indicates that, and it's just something he's making up.
Alex has now realized that only Alabama includes people up to age 24 in the definition, but he's still refusing to report that the page he's looking at explicitly says that Alabama data is excluded from the set.
jordan holmes
Ride or die on that lie, Dan.
This is the hill he will die on.
dan friesen
This is really weird to me because, okay, so there's like Florida has zero to 14 is considered a kid, a child in there.
And then so a bunch of other states are zero to 17. And Alex is acting like when it's zero to 17, that actually means 14 to 17. And Florida is the only state that's even counting zero to 14. That's what I thought he was saying.
That is what he's saying.
That is not accurate at all.
That's bananas.
Incredibly scary, because that's either thinking that your audience will accept that, which is terrifying, or just the cognition and the reasoning abilities that Alex has, that's the conclusion that he's arrived at, which is scary.
No matter what, this is really terrifying.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, that's bananas.
0 to 17 obviously means only 17-year-olds.
dan friesen
They're just adding 0. No, 0 to 17 means 14 to 17 because there's another option that's 0 to 14. I understand.
These data sets from each state are independent of each other.
jordan holmes
No, they're all...
dan friesen
The colors on the map are to delineate which states use 0 to 14, 0 to 16, 0 to 17. Damn, you're literally hurting my eyes right now.
unidentified
I'm not.
dan friesen
Alex is.
That's terrifying.
jordan holmes
This is painful.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
You see me just ripping holes out of my eyes.
dan friesen
Yeah, Alex is playing games, and he's just making stuff up about this report, which is really dangerous.
But again, the most dangerous thing that he's doing is throwing around these accusations about fake deaths.
If he wants to genuinely talk about individual specific cases like that Twitter hoax account.
Then he has the right to do so.
But to take that specific case and then extrapolate that out to yell about fake deaths of children like he has been doing here is unacceptable.
It's just completely unacceptable.
And on a human level, I don't expect this to ever happen or this message to get across.
Cease and desist.
You can do whatever you're going to do, Alex.
But this is crossing a line that you've crossed in the past, and you should know is not good.
This is just not acceptable.
jordan holmes
I'm making a citizen's put you in a little box until everybody else is safe from you.
dan friesen
Time out.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no kidding.
dan friesen
So anyway, Laura Loomer is on the show now, towards the end of the third hour.
jordan holmes
Really?
dan friesen
Yeah.
Roger Stone was going to be on, I think, in the fourth hour, but I turned it off after Laura Loomer, because I was just like, I'm 36 years old.
jordan holmes
When the description begins with, I'm 36, it's gonna end with that I'm too old for this shit.
dan friesen
It's sort of that, but it's a slight variation.
It's like, I've only got so many years left.
I'm still like, I don't have enough time that I can listen to Laura Loomer on Alex's show and be like, give me some more.
jordan holmes
We got 15 before climate change destroys the world.
I'm not gonna waste him on this bullshit.
Alright, I getcha.
dan friesen
So, Laura is talking here about how...
You know, they're going to turn off your phones if you're a conservative.
jordan holmes
Sure, get them out of here.
dan friesen
And then it's only going to escalate from there.
laura loomer
And if they're going to shut down your access to your internet service provider, what's going to stop them from shutting off your water and electricity?
Oh, wait, they're actually already doing that in places like California, where you have Eric Garcetti, the mayor, telling people, if you have a party or if you don't social distance, we're going to shut your electric and your water off.
These are totalitarian, communist...
dan friesen
So...
You can already see here that Laura's moving the goalposts a little bit.
unidentified
Oh, a little.
dan friesen
So the utility that pretty much everyone agrees that everyone should have access to is being online or like having a phone, you know, phone service.
jordan holmes
Yes!
dan friesen
That's not the same thing as being entitled to use every single service that is online or you can do through a phone.
jordan holmes
Come on.
dan friesen
If a particular company doesn't want to work with you due to your behavior being distasteful or dangerous, that's not the same thing as Comcast not allowing you to be online.
Laura's blurring that line on purpose because the reality of her situation is a pretty weak grievance and she really wants to be seen as the oppressed hero telling truth to power.
jordan holmes
I have so many people to look up on IMDB, Dan!
dan friesen
Please keep in mind that less than a year ago she was the co-host of a quote-unquote documentary with Jacob Wall where they went to Minnesota to try and prove that Ilhan Omar was married to her brother.
She's not a serious person and anyone kicking her off anything...
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, that's fine.
dan friesen
As for that whole thing about L.A. Mayor Garcetti threatening to shut off water and power to houses that are throwing parties, he wasn't talking about houses that actually have people's homes.
These are big houses that are either vacant or used for short-term rentals that people are renting out to throw big parties in because nightclubs are closed down.
And this is a way to have your own little nightclub.
jordan holmes
Yeah, we used to record porn, now we throw parties.
We move on with our lives.
dan friesen
According to the LA Times, quote, Beginning Friday night, if Los Angeles Police Department officers respond to and verify that a large party is occurring at a property, and there's evidence that the venue has repeatedly engaged in such behavior, the department will request that the city shut off water and power services within 48 hours.
These parties are pretty out of control, even if you don't think about it just in terms of the pandemic.
This Times article discusses a recent party on Mulholland Drive that caused a ton of neighbor complaints, many cars that were illegally parked needed to be towed, and it ultimately culminated in a fatal shooting at 12.45am when three people were shot.
Resulting in one death.
jordan holmes
Jesus fucking Christ!
dan friesen
Well, I mean, you gotta consider.
It's a completely, like, unregulated, uncontrolled environment.
jordan holmes
I get it, but that's just fucked.
dan friesen
People like Laura and Alex want to present this story as if LA is saying that if you have someone over for dinner, they're gonna shut off your water because you're not submitting to their authority.
When in reality, it's basically an attempt to crack down on people using Airbnb mansions to throw fairly dangerous parties.
You can agree or disagree with that tactic.
I think that you could make a pretty solid argument that that's not the best way for the city to go about it.
I think you could make an argument that, hey, it's not a bad tactic.
Whatever.
You could have arguments on either side.
But you do have an obligation to present the story as it actually exists, as opposed to some twisted paranoid fantasy about renegade communists.
All this bullshit.
jordan holmes
No, she doesn't get to do that.
If you don't advocate for universal broadband access, then you don't get to do that.
Because you're saying that this corporation can kick you off because you lost your job.
You're saying this corporation can kick you off because you don't have any generational fucking wealth.
You're saying this corporation can kick you off for any reason because you didn't pull yourself up enough by your fucking bootstraps.
But you're saying that the corporation can't kick you off for any other reason.
Like, that's fucked.
That's fucked.
dan friesen
Yeah, I don't know if I agree with you 100%.
I mean, like, I think ideally I do in terms of, like, yes, I do think that, you know, that you shouldn't be able...
Like, I agree with universal broadband access and that kind of thing.
But I also don't think that it's being hypocritical to...
I think under the current system that we live under, not paying your bill is different than being an asshole.
unidentified
I mean, I don't know.
jordan holmes
You're saying that a corporation can control what is ultimately what you describe as a human right.
Regardless of what their reasoning is, it should be a public utility, I guess.
I don't know.
unidentified
I don't think you should be able to kick people off heat or water either, period.
dan friesen
But you can.
jordan holmes
You can.
dan friesen
If you don't pay your bill during months where it's not dangerous for them to turn it off.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
I agree with you idealistically, but based on the system that exists as it does now, I don't think that it's being hypocritical to say...
That it's different to say you're a conservative or even like you're an Alex Jones type weirdo.
You can't have a phone.
That's fucked up.
I think saying you haven't paid your phone bill, your phone is turned off.
That's different.
jordan holmes
I don't know.
I just feel like that's a little bit like we're conditioned to accept that that's not a hypocrisy inherent in the entire fucking system.
dan friesen
I mean, maybe it is, but without changing the entire system, there's no reason.
Okay.
jordan holmes
And now we're where we are.
Fine.
dan friesen
Yes.
I agree with you.
jordan holmes
Yes, I know.
dan friesen
If the system were completely different, great.
jordan holmes
I know.
I'm just coming at you.
I'm coming at you with truth, Dan.
dan friesen
I don't know if that's truth.
That's truth.
I think it's...
jordan holmes
Truth in you.
dan friesen
I think it's, you know, admirable idealism, but I don't think that it's...
I mean, look, yes, if we could find a way to craft a society where no one could be thrown off of utilities because they can't afford them, I think that's a better state of affairs.
I think that's much preferable.
But I do think, as it stands now, there's a massive difference between ideological and political denial of service for things.
jordan holmes
I agree there is a difference between the two, without question.
dan friesen
And to be perfectly clear, we're talking about utilities, not companies.
jordan holmes
Yes, no, no, I understand.
dan friesen
Talking about lights, water, phone.
jordan holmes
Those can be turned off as bananas, town.
But anyways.
dan friesen
Yes.
Okay.
So, Laura Loomer is really into Trump and basically is coming in with some strong-arm talk.
About how he needs to win.
jordan holmes
Of course.
laura loomer
Okay, the Democrats want absolute lawlessness in this country.
And you're either going to vote for President Trump and have law and order and be safe, or you're going to vote for Joe Biden and you're going to have absolute anarchy, communism, no police, increased crime, open borders, and pretty much end-stage America.
alex jones
And by the way, if somebody said that 10 years ago, I'd say they were fear-mongering.
It's worse than you're saying.
unidentified
You said that 10 years ago!
jordan holmes
That ten years ago about Obama!
Okay, fair.
dan friesen
Made a documentary about it.
Fair enough.
Yeah, and we've never heard this sort of talk surrounding dictators and stuff.
jordan holmes
Nah, not our style.
dan friesen
No.
Society falls apart.
We go here.
Law and order over here.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
Do you want to be safe?
Parentheses straight white people.
End parentheses.
dan friesen
So we have one last clip here, and this is just hilarious.
Laura is giving her sales pitch for her congressional run.
jordan holmes
Oh, here we go.
dan friesen
She has a proven track record.
jordan holmes
I love it.
alex jones
What are you going to do if you get in, and how do we support you?
laura loomer
Yeah, well, thank you, Alex.
And, you know, look, I'm a fighter, okay?
I don't need to...
Just say that I'm a fighter like other Republican candidates who make empty promises and then they get to D.C. and they don't actually fight, right?
alex jones
You're fire-breathing.
unidentified
Yeah, you've never made empty promises before.
laura loomer
Yeah, I have a proven record of taking on the most radical members of the Democrat Party, right?
Whether it be Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, AOC.
I put illegal aliens on Nancy Pelosi's lawn, handcuffed myself, called out Jack Dorsey in Congress, as you played earlier.
And when I get to Congress...
There needs to be more accountability.
dan friesen
Sure.
I love the idea of turning these into positive things, like these publicity stunts that she's done.
jordan holmes
That's a swing.
dan friesen
I've taken it to Ilhan Omar by joining Jacob Wall in an embarrassing documentary.
I have taken it to Jack Dorsey by embarrassingly handcuffing myself to one of the doors of the Twitter building.
I embarrassingly brought undocumented People to Nancy Pelosi's house.
jordan holmes
I think she might be padding her CV just a little bit.
dan friesen
But it's what you have to do.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no, of course.
dan friesen
When you're in this kind of a hustle, it's incumbent upon you to...
jordan holmes
Mythologize.
dan friesen
Sure.
Take these embarrassments and turn them into, actually, that was a great success.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
Yeah, man, now I want to go back and see what actually happened with Hercules, man.
What did he fucking do?
He did not clean up that shit at all.
That was just his job.
He was just working at a stable hand.
dan friesen
He was basically the Mr. Magoo of antiquity.
And we've just turned those stories into something completely...
But that's how oral tradition works, man.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally.
dan friesen
You know, these stories that are told around the campfire.
jordan holmes
If Laura Luma winds up finding the golden fleece in a thousand years, I'm going to be real pissed, Dan.
dan friesen
I think what we should do...
I mean, I studied Homeric Greek in college, so I have quite an association with...
Homer.
And I actually also worked with one of my Greek professors was the head of an oral tradition journal.
unidentified
Oh, that's cool.
dan friesen
And so I ended up editing a lot of articles for the oral tradition journal, and I learned a lot about the world of oral tradition.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen
I think that we should start our own oral tradition.
jordan holmes
Fuck Laura Loomer.
dan friesen
Not all just Laura Loomer, but around these people.
I think that we should start telling mythological stories about the various characters.
Maybe the Leo Lion Zagami.
The John Rapoport.
These folks, we need to build a mythology out of them that we never write down.
We all tell each other over and over again with the hopes that when society does inevitably fall apart, these will be the stories.
That are told.
jordan holmes
Do you realize that six months out of every year, Dan, we get summer because Laura Loomer turned and looked back at that door that she tried to handcuff herself to?
dan friesen
Absolutely.
jordan holmes
That makes perfect sense.
dan friesen
These will be the stories that the Burt Solorichas will be telling around the campfire in the Basque country.
unidentified
I like it.
20 hundred years from now.
dan friesen
Maybe.
So, Jordan, we're done here with this episode.
Yes, indeed we are.
But, I mean, look, the reality is that I'm seeing this trend of...
Alex is becoming a little bit increasingly comfortable talking about the idea of fake deaths in the COVID numbers and stuff.
And that, to me, I think is really the most important thing to keep an eye on.
And the trend that I think is the most troubling.
There's a lot of instances of just, like, he slips.
Like, he uses these specifics, and then you're able to be like, okay, this is what you're talking about.
And you can see that this stuff is just total bullshit.
And that's just his game.
That's de rigueur.
That's normal.
But this introduction of that, again, into something that's so highly emotional and so important in people's lives right now.
Is really dangerous and really troubling about the future.
jordan holmes
Yeah, in retrospect, the idea that we even considered...
Because we considered how bad does it have to get before he switches up, you know?
How many deaths?
How many cases?
What's the number?
And what we should have been talking about is the real inevitability of it, which is...
dan friesen
How does one rationalize?
jordan holmes
You say they're not even real.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's the only way that he could really go, you know?
It was just, this was where we were going to be.
dan friesen
Because he can't stop himself.
But like I said on the last episode, when we first started touching on this stuff...
There's such a massive difference between sort of clerical admin kind of cover-up stuff where it's someone switching something, an actual death in a spreadsheet and fake people.
jordan holmes
It's like cops cooking the books on this isn't a felony, this is a misdemeanor.
dan friesen
Versus something that would require active participants and cover-up and that kind of thing.
It's such a different type of conspiracy that, like...
jordan holmes
It's so much more dangerous.
dan friesen
Well, it's kind of the difference, I would look at it, between, like, weed and heroin.
It's like, if you have a friend who's smoking a lot of weed...
Give him some heroin.
Maybe your life...
Maybe it's an indication...
I don't know.
Maybe weed isn't even the best example these days.
jordan holmes
It's legal shit.
dan friesen
I still think so.
I still think people can abuse it sometimes.
Not everybody, but I think a lot of people...
Do.
jordan holmes
That's a hot take.
dan friesen
Fine, let's go with alcohol.
jordan holmes
I like alcohol.
dan friesen
Let's go with booze.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
You have a friend who's drinking a lot, and maybe it's a problem, maybe it's not.
And, you know, no big deal.
Maybe you don't need to intervene immediately until things get really out of control.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You've got someone you know doing heroin, you need to get them help.
jordan holmes
It's gotta be done.
dan friesen
And I think that Alex is, like, this...
This type of narrative is heroin for him.
This is the hard drug.
jordan holmes
This is the hard drug that you're not going to escape.
dan friesen
And maybe it won't kill you the first time you do it.
Maybe it won't kill you the second or third or fourth.
But it will kill you.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's the 14th type.
dan friesen
This is the kind of narrative that will hurt people.
It's unacceptable.
And I really, really hope that it doesn't progress any further because I don't want to watch this happen again.
jordan holmes
Yeah, no kidding.
dan friesen
Anyway, we'll be back.
jordan holmes
God, isn't that the story of 2020?
I'm sick of watching this happen again!
dan friesen
Yeah.
But we have a website.
jordan holmes
We do have a website.
It's KnowledgeFight.com.
dan friesen
Yep, we're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at Knowledge underscore Fight and at GoToBetJordan.
dan friesen
We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes
We are Best Million Dollar Show right there!
And if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZXClark.
I'm Daryl Rundus.
I am a Blue State secessionist.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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