Knowledge Fight - #466: August 5-6, 2020

Aug. 7, 2020 - Knowledge Fight

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#466: August 5-6, 2020

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Knowledge Fight dissects Alex Jones’ August 5–6, 2020 episodes, where he falsely blamed Israel for the Beirut explosion, incited violence against Austin Mayor Steve Adler, and twisted Letitia James’ NRA lawsuit into a COVID starvation conspiracy. Jones’s performative outrage—mocked as "wrestling show" rhetoric—contrasted with his son Rex’s weak Trump defense and pastor Daryl Rundis’ apocalyptic claims, tying masks to Satanic end-times while dismissing science. Their bizarre, often racist theories reveal a pattern of fearmongering over facts, exposing how conspiracy culture weaponizes chaos for attention. [Automatically generated summary]
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alex jones

infowars 15:42

dan friesen

01:04:43

darrel rundus

05:20

jordan holmes

27:05

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rex jones

infowars 01:11

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Speaker	Time	Text
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a fixed pin color.
		I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love your room.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
		Knowledgefight.com.
		I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, everybody.
		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk just a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
unidentified		Dan!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Quick question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's up?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		My bright spot today is that you're wearing the exact same shirt you were wearing the last time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Was I wearing?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just have to call you out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it is a Black Lives Matter at school shirt.
unidentified		I love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a three-quarter sleeve.
		That's the trick.
		Also, I only wear it for like the four hours I'm outside of my apartment.
		Otherwise, I'm wearing Mr. Rogers sweaters.
		I change clothes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The amount of time you're out of the house is equivalent to like one day over the course of a week.
		Exactly.
		I'm not judging.
		I'm sorry.
		That's not my bright spot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's okay.
		I made the announcement on our last episode that I was going to declare my pet, give this big reveal.
		And I will say it has not set the world on fire with anticipation the way I'd hoped.
unidentified		Oh, I'm sorry.
unidentified		I'm sorry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This hasn't worked out the way the year of the seltzer did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think you're 50.
		You know, you're one for two.
		That's great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's not bad.
		In terms of nonsense that I've voiced on the public, people were a lot more excited about giving me suggestions when I said I was going to get a new pet.
		And I appreciate everybody's suggestion.
		And actually, what ended up becoming the plan is very much an offshoot of somebody's suggestion.
		I had got a message from somebody who was like, you should get these hissing cockroaches.
		You should raise hissing cockroaches.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it bounced around in my head a bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, no, absolutely not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good call.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I like that answer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't want pet cockroaches.
		I grew up in Hawaii, and there were huge cockroaches there.
		Not interested.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nah, come on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Face your fears.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not afraid of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just don't care for it.
unidentified		Fair enough.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I started to think about it, I've never really had a bug pet.
		I've had cats, dogs in the house.
		I had a lot of lizards when I used to live in Hawaii.
		And so I decided a praying mantis is pretty cool.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is fairly cool.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I like the idea of maybe having a mantis.
		Right.
		So I decided maybe that's the way to go.
		And then I thought of the pun name Old Mantis House Phone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
		You've got no choice.
		You got no choice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's where I decided.
		That's the end.
		So I have not got this mantis yet, but that is the decision, and it will be forthcoming.
		And I will provide pictures of its cool terrarium and that whenever Old Mantis House Phone arrives.
		What's your bright spot?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		My bright spot is I started recording on my audiobook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I started reading it, and then I listened back to some of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Awful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And no, no, no, it's fine, but I genuinely like, I don't do voices so much, but my voice is so wildly, like, it does all kinds of shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Even though I've spent literally the past 15 years on a microphone talking, listening back to that, I'm like, I don't know how to narrate shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what I meant by awful.
		I wasn't saying that like their shit is awful.
		Just like the experience of that.
		It's miserable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, all of a sudden I'm like, and then Dr. Bumfuck walked to the store, and then Dr. Button.
		And I'm like, no, no, that's not how Jordan talks.
		I don't know.
		I don't understand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a tough process, but I'm sure a lot of people will enjoy the fruit of that labor.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We'll see if they like my nasal explanation of bullshit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Perhaps they will.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I hope so.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan, today we got an interesting episode to go over.
		We have a couple of days here.
		We got August 5th and 6th, 2020.
		I'm Dan.
		This is 2020.
		That is Wednesday and Thursday of this week, if you're nasty.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And am I?
		I don't know.
		Probably.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, fair.
unidentified		I'll wait till the audio book comes out to find out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that there's a lot to unpack here, but not so much stuff that requires any kind of focused attention.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was telling you before the show that I have barely any notes.
		Yeah, there is very little to debunk here.
		But there's, you know, enough stuff that is meriting attention and trends that are continuing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That I think are worthwhile, and a couple of pretty funny things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And one guest who I have, man, you need a new booking agent.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's not like a, you know, Nick Fuentes or Jesse Lee Peterson or it's like this is an offensive guest.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's more just like a Larry from down the way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's more like Marty Schachter, the soap limerick guy from days past.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but he was great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that is true.
		Speaking of things that are great, Jordan, let's take a little moment here before we get to the episode to thank some folks who signed up and are supporting the show.
		So first, Matt Kay, thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Matt.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You think that's Matt Kemp?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I know you love baseball.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't believe that is Matt Kemp.
unidentified		You can't afford it, me anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know any more baseball players' names.
		Fair enough.
		Sean Kemp, is that Sean?
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Brian Jay.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Brian.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Any baseball player come forward?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not off the top of my head.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, this is a baseball term.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Part of it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, thank you so much, Bleep Bloop.
		Thank you so much.
		You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a bloop single.
		Yes, Dan.
		You're killing it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Justice S. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're an Al Policy Wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		David Justice S. Spelton.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		J-U-S-T-U-S.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God damn it.
		Sorry.
		I apologize.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Brian B. Thank you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Brian.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Did Brian Boitano ever play?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe he's a player.
unidentified		Did he rocket jock MTV Rocket Jonk?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think he did.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think he did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Let's pretend he did.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Was he a diver?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This next one's going to be tough for you.
		Okay.
		Butt Soup.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Butt Soup.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, I think that one might be easier than Brian, even though I can't think of a shot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He played short stuff for the Reds back in 74.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Somebody's last name was Buttsoup in the 1910s in the Deadball era.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's like Lawrence Butt Soup at 340 one year.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Next, Karsten D. Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Karsten.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much.
		And then finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on an elevated level.
		We appreciate that very much.
		So, Robert A., thank you so much.
		You are now a technocrat.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
		Crikey, Mike, that's fantastic.
		Have yourself a brew.
		How's your 401k doing, bro?
		We got to go full-tailed buggy on this, Watson, all right?
		Let's just get down to business.
		We ain't making that money off that heroin.
		Why are you pimps so good?
		My neck is freakishly large.
		I declare infall war on you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much, Robert.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, thank you very much, Robert.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you're out there listening, you're thinking, hey, I enjoyed the show.
		I'd like to support with these gents, do you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button that says support the show.
		We would appreciate it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It would be lovely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, Jordan, before we get to the episode proper, we got a little business to take care of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We got some business up there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We've got a little bit of business.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And quite frankly, the way that this is going on this podcast at this point, I feel like we should do a spin-off show that has nothing to do with Alex Jones, where we just take care of business.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just knowledge, business.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge, business.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're not doing fights here.
		We're not doing business.
		We're not doing fights.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		But one thing, I realized this was coming up in the not-too-distant future.
		And it's something that I had given blessing to and what have you, but I was very hands-off with the planning of.
unidentified		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so I forgot that there would probably be a real reason to make an official announcement about this.
		But there was a Wonkfest meetup that was planned in September.
		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And we would like that to go on.
		I mean, literally, we need thousands of people as close to.
		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not going to happen in person, obviously, due to the coronavirus and COVID situation.
		But I do, from what I understand, the people who were planning it are trying to come up with some sort of a digital version of it or some online thing.
		And I just wanted to make sure that in case anybody still thought it might be happening in person in Chicago, that is not, we're not doing a live show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Despite our editorial stance on large gatherings, we got to let this happen.
		I mean, it's for the wonks.
		You know, it's not about us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know about that.
		So I just wanted to make sure that was clear and stated.
		Then, Jordan, other bit of business, we got to take a little trip over to the mailbag and see what's in there today.
		Well, Jordan, today, first, we got a nice little letter I'm going to read.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Dear Dan and Jordan, I've been listening to the show over a year and wanted to do something nice for you guys.
		One aspect of your show that's been a pleasant surprise is the digressions into classic sci-fi, specifically Philip K. Dick.
		As someone with a degree in literature and a Philip K. Dick/slash Ray Bradbury-inspired half-sleeve, you can imagine my excitement when you guys start talking dick.
		Anyway, enough about me.
		Here are some sci-fi novels.
		For Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, we've been given sci-fi novels.
		Oh, my.
		He's pulling them out of a.
		Well, I mean, it's not a literal mailbag.
		It's just the edge of his desk, but it's nice anyways.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		For Jordan, a copy of Roger Zelanskny's classic sci-fi satire, Doorways in the Sand.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Zelansky is one of my favorite classic sci-fi authors.
		Sadly, most of his work is no longer in print, so I have to make do with raiding antique stores.
		While reading The Quiet Part Loud, I was reminded of Zelazny's work, Do Your Characterization of Dave's in particular.
		Oh, I think you will enjoy it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		For Dan, a copy of Jeanette Winterson's The Stone Gods.
		Winterson is probably my favorite, all-time favorite contemporary novelist.
		She blends sci-fi and fancy ideas into narratives about LGBTQ self-discovery beautifully.
		Is the book mostly a lesbian romance novel?
		Sure.
		Does it do some really cool sci-fi nonsense that I think you'll enjoy?
		Absolutely.
		For the show, a copy of The Cosmic Rape, just because that title sounds like something Alex has accused the globalists and their Antifa Gremlins of attempting to do via lame boomer spirit cooking performance.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That does sound right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for all the work you do putting into a fantastic podcast, Best Wonk Mason.
		P.S. Here's a summary of David Foster Wallace's Infinite Genesis.
		Sad Kid is really good at TEDS.
		Sad Adult is really good at being an ex-junkie.
		Not all assassins have legs.
		Using end notes in a novel is a mistake.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much, Mason.
		Delightful note.
		And I cannot wait to read these two novels because the other one's not for me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that'll be great.
		I'll let you borrow it.
		It's like I've all right.
		I mean, it's not like they're branded to like it's not, it doesn't, it's not tied.
		I'm not hand caved to it like a briefcase.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hand caved?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hand caved.
		Oh, god damn it.
		This is why I have a bad audiobook there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep, there's another bag in here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, there's a bag inside the bag.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What's this?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, are these shirts?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They look like shirts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We've got a couple of shirts, especially for a shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You have a blue one that says spider leadership.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It says spider leadership on it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I got sort of a marigold situation with a feline contessa.
unidentified		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Celine, I assume, although Celine's not a black cat, but a black cat with a crown on top.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I got a little note.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		As soon as Dana Jordan, as soon as you announced the Knowledge Fight box, I was dying to send something, but at a loss to think of what you would want.
		In the end, I decided to send something homemade.
		Maybe next time, Box will be more inspired.
		I think these are incredibly inspiring.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, those are incredibly inspired.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes, hope the sizes are right, which I'm very insulted by because this is a large and yours is a medium size.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, dad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very insulting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he knows our sizes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very insulting, but correct.
		That was from Black Dragon Queen Christie.
		Thank you so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much, Chris.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just awesome.
		Awesome, cool shirts.
		I don't even think I want to wear that.
		I might put that up on the wall.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's going up on my wall for sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it looks gorgeous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's incredible.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I worry about wearing it like I would wear it off or something.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Somehow wear and tear would come into play.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can't ruin your feline contessa shirt.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, so no chance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		On Zep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's the end of the bag.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the end of the shape.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But very exciting look into the bag.
unidentified		Yes, that was exhaustive.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we're going to start here on August 5th.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex has decided he's going to jump into the narrative about Beirut.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the explosion there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He should.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump said, hey, maybe it's an attack.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, our president's great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex has decided he's going to go ahead and run with it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You called this an attack.
unidentified		Are you confident that this was an attack and not an accident?
		Well, it would seem like it, based on the explosion.
		I've met with some of our great generals, and they just seemed to feel that it was.
		This was not some kind of a manufacturing explosion type of event.
		This was a, seems to be, according to them, they would know better than I would, but they seem to think it was an attack.
		It was a bomb of some kind, yes.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, many times Trump comes out and tells you it's a bomb before the intelligence agencies come out and say it, because he's allowed to declassify whatever he wants under the National Security Act of 1947.
		Just like the president can give people pardons.
		That's what we do.
		We, the people, elect someone who has an ace in the hole, an ace of spades card to play.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that what we do?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It always acts like the president doesn't have that power.
		The president can do whatever he wants as long as we don't impeach him.
		It's up to us.
		And if we, the people's Congress, believes what he's done is wrong and we can prove that it was bad, then he can be removed.
		But he's not above the law.
		He represents we, the people, and our law.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wait, So this is a Frost Nixon-style moment of if the president does it, it's not illegal unless he gets impeached.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Unless he gets impeached.
		See, there you go.
		That was the loophole I didn't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trump did get impeached.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, but we, the People's Congress, decided that we I don't appreciate him saying we, the people, that's uh, that's a strange uh view of series.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's gone full authoritarian fascist on us and uh, Alex is uh, he's got a really interesting position on this.
		He's decided to spin this into uh, it was probably Israel.
		That's uh oh okay, all right sure, and he's basing that on comments Netanyahu has made in the past about Hezbollah having like, stations and missiles in Lebanon okay, and so Alex has taken that and he's combined it with Trump talking shit and now he's turned it into Trump is declassifying that Israel.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You did this.
		I'm a huge fan of just making up things and then declassifying.
		You don't have to classify made-up bullshit.
		You know, it's not declassified.
		It's just made-up bullshit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He said it's irresponsible conjecture on Alex's part.
		And kind of gross.
		Kind of gross.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Very, super gross.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Alex, there's not a lot going on that I found compelling or all that interesting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Although Alex does start rambling a little bit about he's seen a video of someone getting stabbed.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I believe, if I understand the video that he's talking about correctly, it was some Trump supporter type stabbing a left-wing person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, Trump called that an accident and said that Lebanon did it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex is saying that it was Israel.
		Exactly.
		I don't know all the particular details of that video, but it leads to Alex rambling about how you should stab people.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All you got to do with a knife, folks, is everything is speed.
		Everything is speed.
		Just like you take a dowel when you're a kid, a little stick and cut other branches with it.
		It's how fast you're swinging.
		All you do is just right through those guts.
		And anybody out there is going to leave you alone on their guts and got about a seven-inch cut in them, and the guts start coming out.
		They'll live, but they're going to leave you alone real quick.
		Now, if you want to kill them, right in the karate.
		Just bam, you're dead.
		Bye-bye.
		You know, a lot of people like to shank people.
		Stab, stab, stab, stab.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot of people like to shank.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That's usually if you're assaulting somebody and they're on you.
		Yeah, that's what you do.
		They usually get off you pretty quick.
		I've been stabbed a couple times.
		People have started it, but you know, that's just how it works, ladies and gentlemen.
		And anyways, I'm digressing.
		I want to give the number out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, quite a bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Digressing quite a bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You want to kill somebody, you go straight for the chair.
		I'm digressing a little bit.
		I'm going to give the number out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The stabby, stabby, shank game.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot of people like to shake people, but that's not how you do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, it'll get them off you pretty quick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Child's play, this shanking.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've been stabbed, but it was only when I was defending myself.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, you know, when I was younger, I used to take karate lessons, and there were always the older guys in the locker room who were all these karate guys, but you know, white nationalist karate guys, big burly tattoos.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And they would always talk shit about how best to kill somebody.
unidentified		Of course.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And you're like, that's what I hear from Alex because I was there.
		And even as like a nine-year-old kid, I'm like, you guys are full of shit.
		You know, like that kind of thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand why Alex would do this sort of thing on a show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, you know, every now and again, you have to take a step back and recognize that he tries to pretend this is news.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, like this is a news show.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		And I don't know.
		I mean, if you're covering a news story of someone getting stabbed at a protest or something, I don't know why you would editorialize the best way to shank people and like get their guts out.
		Don't leave you alone.
		Like, I don't know why.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Brian Stelter reporting on a shooting isn't then going to be like, now, just so you know, the best, what you're going to want to do is focus on hitting center mass.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You think that the headshot is going to do the job quicker, but you're going to miss.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They move real quick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're going to miss.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Brian Stelter is letting you know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Aim for center mass.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very weird.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Anyways, I got to put the number out right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex keeps talking about how he needs to go to calls.
		Does not end up going to calls until about an hour and a half into the episode.
		But instead, what he does is he puts out a call that he better fucking hope that his listeners don't respond to.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So I think we really should call for Adler to be recalled.
		And I call for him to be thrown out of the W. He's up living on the top penthouse.
		And I call for the W to be boycotted until he's gone.
		And I call for people to start going in the W and making scenes in there every Friday and Saturday night till Adler has his ass thrown out of there because he's non-essential.
		He's an un-American globalist riding Chi-Com ding-a-ling.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Family show.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Family show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Got him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Got him.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I scooped him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ah, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Family show indeed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
unidentified		Anyways, the best way to write a Chinese ding-a-ling.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, he better hope that his listeners don't end up going to where the mayor of Austin lives because they don't have a good track record of peaceful, normal demonstration.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now, make a scene.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, let's say something does happen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, look, quite honestly, now Alex has put himself in a position where if anything happens at the W, no matter who does it, this looks really bad for him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He should not be encouraging people to go to the homes of specific people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's very bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Break into the first floor and make a scene every Friday and Saturday night.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Then we'll recall them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Easy.
		I don't even think that it's a great idea for people who are trying to have sort of a responsible protest places to be like, hey, I encourage people to just randomly go places and make a scene.
		Sure.
		I don't know if that's productive.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Targeted action probably makes more sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Anyway, I think it's a bad escalation or refinement of Alex's.
		He's been talking a bit about civil disobedience lately in a way that I feel like he doesn't know what it means.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Civil disobedience, is that the one where you shank people?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, a lot of people think that it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex gets to talking about people who have the opinion that there should be police defunding and such.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And his position on it is that they want to take over the police in order to create their own Gestapos, basically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that makes sense.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And specifically, he has this to say about Ilhan Omar.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he says that she wants to get rid of the police in order to create her own sort of SS.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which is obviously the conversation that people are having.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Makes total sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That sounds like something I've heard her say in the past.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, he can't have this point or make this position without getting very explicitly racist.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Ilhan Omar says we're going to abolish the Minneapolis police, and then we're going to create a new group under her.
		Because that woman can't build a civilization.
		Because the minute she comes from pirate slaver stock, most of African pirate slavers, it's the Somalis that sold more black than anybody else on earth.
		That particular tribe.
		Why she's part white.
unidentified		Whoa.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		All right.
		How does someone's brain work this way?
		And they think like, I'm not a bigot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a complex tapestry of nonsense racism.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't even understand what kind of racism you're really going for.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She is incapable of creating civilization, which I don't know what that means on its own.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what that means.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, I guess that's fine.
		That's not even offensive.
		I'm incapable of creating civilization.
		So there we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's something to unpack there that I don't really understand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what that means to create civilization.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		She's not able to do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I guess what he's saying is that she's not capable or able to be in a leadership position of some sort because she's from Somalia.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it does seem like more Somalian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What he's saying is that everyone who's non-white cannot create a civilization.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, just the ones who have pirate stock.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But we got to give it up to the pirates, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		She comes from pirates.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, she comes from a bad stock.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Knowing nothing about her but the color of her skin and that her political views are different.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She's not that she's from Somalia.
		She was a refugee came here, and Alex believes that she should be thanking America for it.
		And then she's pissing all over everybody by not being a Trump supporter or something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How do you know what kind of stock someone comes from?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, Alex actually has discussed that in the past.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that is just based on the fact that she's lighter skinned than he would expect her to be being from Africa.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I forgot his also complex comprehensive knowledge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He implicitly said that that is why he knows that she comes from a legacy of slavers.
		Which is actually exactly what he says there.
		That's why she's part white.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
		All right.
		We're doing great.
		We're out the gate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is a great fucking mess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He is a monster.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Which actually makes me feel like, hey, when he says things like this next clip, it's like, yeah, do it, dick.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And I don't want to say I'm depressed.
		I'm not depressed.
		I'm so pissed that I think I'm just, and I'm not just saying this.
		I'm going to leave.
		You know, I tried to take off a few weeks here and there, but I didn't really take off.
		And it's not that I can't handle the news.
		It's just that maybe I'll go out the street.
		Maybe I'll go over to the W and protest where the mayor lives.
		Maybe I'll go to Barton Springs and climb over the fence without doing a COVID-19 test and swim in the creek.
		You know, maybe I'll just physically go out there and not submit to these people and do reports on the street.
		Because I can sit here and just read the chronicle of the takeover of civilization and pure evil by psychotics that are out to get everybody.
		But really, you watch the public getting into their own enslavement and all the lazy neuroticness of people unable to get anything done.
		And it just makes me wonder, man, why doesn't God just kill us all?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That took a turn.
		But when I'm sitting here, I'm thinking, like, he's just like, maybe I should just leave.
		Yes, do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, you should.
unidentified		Do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You should leave.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're going to be happy on the air now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You suck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You are just turning into a more violent-minded, like, doomsday preacher type.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just like a Jim Baker who wants to punch people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, I don't care shit.
		Yeah.
		He's just a whiner.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing that's just so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, maybe I'll go out into the street myself then.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, just shut up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's where it disappears for me.
		Like, that's where it turns for me into like a go fuck yourself.
		Because he's just like, maybe I should just go out and like go to Barton Springs without getting a test.
		And it's like, okay, I mean, like, you think that that's some sort of civil disobedience.
		Sure.
		Fine, whatever.
		I don't think it's a good idea, but, you know, you're doing what you do.
		But then he's like, and then I'll make field pieces.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, okay, all you're saying is I sit here on air and I read these dumb headlines and I rant about the devil and it's not doing business.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I need more attention.
		What can I do?
		Publicity stunts.
		I'm going to climb a fence and go to Barton Springs.
		I'm going to break into something like it's Bohemian Grove.
		I'm going to go to the W and yell at the mayor.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like when What'serface handcuffed herself to the door and Laura Loomer handcuffed herself to the door and you could still get in the other one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the security guard is like, I can take those off for you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'll stay here for more.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
		It's like, come on, you don't even know how to do it right.
		You're just a nuisance.
		Like he gets into the creek and you're like, fucking fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just go.
		I don't know what the situation is with Barton Springs.
		And I feel like it's more of a local issue than I care about.
		But yeah, I mean, like, if he wants to, like, I don't know, chain himself to the fence at Barton Springs and some sort of civil disobedience, some sort of a way to raise awareness that he wants to swim without getting a COVID.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whatever.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, you're supposed to be so manly and strong and powerful, and then you just keep whining about stuff you could literally do at the drop of a hat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Any of these things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just say, I'm going to do this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't whine about something that you could do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, we all know that when you say that you're going to do something, you end up not doing it.
		Well, because your brain has tricked yourself into thinking that you've already done it.
		And so now Alex thinks that he's already taken down the mayor and stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't remember him doing that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When I hear that, I'm like, okay, the impulse to quit is good, but it falls all apart when you realize that, oh, this is just like, I'm not getting enough attention.
		I need to escalate things to get attention.
		Or maybe he does want to quit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And here's the thing I've been going through with this telos phone system for years.
		So don't.
		Today's going to be a new day.
		When I go for a caller, when I say their name, we hit the button.
		And it goes.
		So they don't hear me saying their name.
		So the new thing I'm going to do is I'm going to say their name once and then I'm going to say it again and we go to it the second time.
		And we are going to defeat this.
		We're going to just defeat this.
		This one thing.
		I love calls.
		The part I hate is the connecting with them.
unidentified		And then hello, hello, hello.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So we're going to do this right now.
		We got Jim.
		We got Brandon.
		We got Mike.
		We got Nicholas.
		We got Wild.
		We got Joe.
		We got Carlos.
		We got John.
		We got David.
		I love Carlos.
		He's a longtime regular caller.
		I'm going to stop bitching and be a whiny ass.
		Maybe that's won't be here for a few weeks.
		Maybe I'll just quit and leave.
		I'm serious, too.
		Do it.
		Do it.
		I tell you.
		I don't want to be around it anymore.
		Carlos and Canada, you're on the air.
unidentified		Go ahead.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What an intro.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fucking Carlos has got to feel good about that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't even want to be here anymore.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I hate this show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And it's all because the callers don't recognize I'm talking to them.
		And if we can just defeat this, there's so many ways to defeat that.
		Have your fucking screener explain the situation to all of the callers when they call in and get put on hold.
		Here's another way you could do it.
		Hey, we'll be a caller.
		You're calling into my radio show.
		And so let's say that everything is exactly as Alex says.
		She says the name and then they hear a and they don't hear their name because of the k or whatever.
unidentified		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here's how you handle that.
		Okay.
		You've called in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
		How's it going, Jordan?
		What's going on with you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I didn't hear the k.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, okay.
		The k would have been after I said Jordan.
		You would have then heard the how's it going, Jordan?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I understand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But the character is waiting for the so many behavioral changes that can be made that are so fucking simple that would solve this problem or upgrade your phone system.
		Any of these that, oh, God.
		So you're telling them he's been like not solving this problem for it's it's like somebody who who's like, I don't know.
		What's an easily, I have a headache and you just complain for an entire day instead of taking an aspirin.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, like it's, I don't even, this is comical to me that it makes him so mad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So he's been on the, he's been using this phone system for years.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Conceivably, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He has had this problem for years.
		And just now on air, he's coming up with a solution for it.
		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		At no point in time did he ever have a I'm sure he's had backstage conversations.
unidentified		Has he?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're not hard to solve.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not hard to solve.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he's sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is sorry that he's being a moat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And again, folks, I apologize if I get down on air.
		The show's not an act.
		The media says it's an act.
		It's the opposite of that.
		What you see on air is what's going on.
		Okay.
		And I'll try to tough it out.
		I'll get in a nasty mood and I apologize.
		It's just, I'm really pissed.
		I know you are too.
		And I'm just, I'm at my breaking point now.
		I'm telling you.
		Let's ride back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that there is like there's something that I've been thinking about with Alex lately, and I think that his show is actually abusive to his audience.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think a big part of it is what he thinks his authenticity is like so deeply emotionally manipulative.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that there is a certain amount of the audience that almost probably feels held captive by his like his outbursts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		Sure.
		It's like, I mean, it's like having an alcoholic dad.
		You know, it's like you're on constant high alert, like waiting for that little moment that's going to set him off.
		So you're almost paralyzed until he does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		But if you take those outbursts as being about something grander and being about the devil or the globalist, as opposed to my ex-wife is suing me.
		Or, hey, I've been saying that my mouthwash is magic and it's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not magic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I'm in trouble about it.
		Or I lied about Sandy Hook and I can't get that case to go away.
		Sure.
		Like, if you take those outbursts that are about the consequences of Alex's actions that are eating at him, and oh, I don't know how to use my phone system.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, you take those outbursts and you change them and elevate them to being like, no, Alex is actually mad because the devil's out to get him.
		Then, like, oh, God, it's just, I don't know.
		It's a mess.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The Lord works in mysterious ways, but the devil only deals with phone systems.
		That is something that we all know.
		That's why, you know, you lose service if you're in the basement.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just think it's very wrong the way Alex behaves.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, he should comport himself better.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But, I mean, he's romanticizing his problems in order to avoid actually dealing with his problems.
		You know, it's just, it's easier to be like, oh, it's the devil.
		And it's easier for people to believe it's the devil because if he starts to deal with real-world problems on the show, that's a real bummer for everybody.
		It's not a conspiracy.
		It's literally you're going to get sued out of oblivion.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, like that's less romantic if it's the devil coming to kill you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I think Alex knows that.
unidentified		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he recognizes that this show doesn't sell if it's, you need to buy water filtration systems so I can pay my legal fees for things I lied to you about in the past.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that's not cool to me.
		I'm starting to use I feel statements at the advice of my therapist.
		So I feel like you're going to need to buy this magic toothpaste.
		Otherwise, I can't afford to pay my therapist anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But at least as all this has been going on and things have been getting really ramping up, Alex does, you know, he wants you to know that you shouldn't be violent to people.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So, you know, we've just gone too far.
		We've gone too far putting up with this politically.
		And I'm not saying we should offensively get violent, but my brain and my genes, my cells are saying kill, I mean, killing us.
		Bill Gates is coming with a weapon to kill us slowly and laugh about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I guess it's not offensive violence ever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean, Bill Gates is coming to kill you with a weapon.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex said they're killing us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So I don't understand how that could be any more you'll know when the time is right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, because I just told you.
		Because he constantly is doing that now.
		And every vein and part of my body is saying kill, kill, kill.
		The audience is going to hear that repetitions.
		He's just normalizing these sorts of feelings that someone listening might have.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's the fucking shining.
		He's the back.
		He's the Outlook Hotel and the Shining.
		He's inspiring people to go kill their families.
		Don't shank.
		All right.
		A lot of people want to shake.
		But when you're kill, kill, kill, kill, killing, you got to slash.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I remember that from the movie.
		So Alex does get to calls, and he talks to Carlos, who's a longtime caller who sucks, and it's boring.
		I'm not going to listen to any of that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Instead, we jump forward to a caller who explains to Alex that finding InfoWars was a divine thing for him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
david in san diego ▲ ● ▼		Oh, what's on my mind?
		First of all, I just want the listeners to know the reason why I started listening to you a few years back, about six, seven years ago, was that the Holy Ghost led me to you.
		And the message was when I, the first words that I heard come out your mouth was that the goal in life was to have a life.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, different.
david in san diego ▲ ● ▼		And this is what I always known all my life.
		And this is what I always try to explain and spread the message and let people understand and let the Holy Ghost do the rest of the work.
		So I just want your listeners to know that's the reason why I listened to you.
		I was led to you by the Holy Ghost, so I know I'm in the right place.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is such zealotry.
		That's not good.
		on a deep level on this show.
unidentified		This is, this show is like, this is big tent revivalism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If everybody's armed, we, Yeah, I mean, I know I sort of touched on this earlier, but like this is just a violent Jim Baker kind of at this point.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Listening to these two episodes, I really experienced far more of like, this is like low-key transitioned into like a complete religious zealotry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sinners in the hands of an angry Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's so much more that.
		Anyway, Alex gets another call, and this guy is a little unabomber-ish, maybe.
		A little bit anti-technology.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He got a little unabomming?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he has some good advice for Alex.
unidentified		I'd like you to go ahead and throw away our cell phone.
		We don't need them.
		Get our landlines back.
		Go ahead and get rid of our computers.
		We don't need those.
		We'll go back old school.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is that middle-aged man?
unidentified		How's that?
		That's school's the only school.
		As in for you having your hate, you might want to take some yoga classes to understand the more angry they make you, the more they control you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're all over the place.
unidentified		They're getting mad.
unidentified		That ain't going to change stuff.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sir, I know that.
		I agree with you.
		I pray to not get this.
		It's not even angry.
		I'm sick of it.
		I'm sick of looking at them.
		It's not even discussing.
		It's disgust.
		How do I deal with disgust then?
unidentified		You got to just relax.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You got to relax.
unidentified		You think clear, your body's under less stress when you relax.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		No, I agree with you.
		One reason we've been effective is I am upset to get people out of their comfort zone.
		There's got to be a balance.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex there at the end is revealing too much.
		There's an awareness that he has that he can't relax.
		He can't do anything like that because he's not marketable without the anger and the false performance of rage and all of this.
		Like, that's the only thing that really makes him attractive to anybody.
		That's what makes him stand out in a crowd.
		That's what made his career, the yelling rants.
		Like, he wouldn't be anywhere if he didn't yell at Piers Morgan.
		He didn't yell at the guy on the BBC.
		Like, he's just like, this is like all his career is yell-based, and he knows that.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's like a, it's like a, it's so sad.
		It's like a comic who's been doing it.
		It's like a Roadhack comic, been doing it for 20 years, always wears the same shirt because he opens with a bit about the shirt.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, this is Ball Z coming from you wearing the same shirt.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But I didn't do a bit about it, David.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		True, true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I have a diverse opinion.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that a better version of this, what you're saying, is it's like a comic who can't stop drinking because they think that the drinking is important to their stage persona.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because it's destructive.
		Alex's rage and anger and all this is destructive on some level, and he feels like he has no place in the market without it.
		And for the comics, they can usually, I mean, a lot of people can find sobriety and still be just as creative as they were.
		But for Alex, he's dead right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not the guy who's wearing the shirt.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They don't have that creativity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They should probably start drinking.
		Yeah, Alex is right, though.
		Like, he can't give that up without losing an edge.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not at all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't have an edge any other way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's he going to rely on?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His theories are so dumb and pointless and based on nothing that they only make it based on performance.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They only are in any way attractive to anybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's like a bad joke that a good comic can sell.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because it just gets by on Katie alone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		100%.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You take a step back and think about what the copper just said.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're like, why did I laugh at that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If he's just, if he's that angry about something, it must be real.
		If he's that fired up over it, because there's no way, Dan, but there's no way someone would get that fired up about some bullshit they just made up.
		That would be crazy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that's where the manipulation comes into it, too.
		Where it's the, I'm actually really just mad at my ex-wife and the Sandy Hook parents who are suing me, but you make it feel like you're really mad about purple penguins or whatever the fuck.
		Yeah.
		So anyway.
unidentified		Hey, leave your problems at the door.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would be nice.
		But Alex can't because he has no reason to exist otherwise.
		So he gets another caller here.
		And man, this is fun.
		So you remember a couple episodes back, Alex was talking to a guy named Larry Gators.
		And he was a guy who I thought did not seem to be saying a whole lot outside of maybe some faulty etymology.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get a lot of words.
		They sound the same.
		They are the same, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's not on this episode.
		But Alex gets a call from a guy who heard Larry Gators on another podcast.
		And now we get some more bad etymology.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Secondhand.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Secondhand etymology.
unidentified		I was a little guest on a couple weeks ago named Bishop Gators.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's a good guy.
unidentified		He's a good guy.
		Awesome.
		Yeah, so I listened to a podcast with him a couple days ago with a doctor, and he was talking about this nanotechnology that Bill Gates wants to inject in everybody that's going to be communicating with Wi-Fi towers and everything.
		And it's called Hydrogel.
		And he was breaking down that hydrogel, translated in Latin, literally translates to Lucifer.
		And it actually is going to change your DNA and turn you into a Luciferian being.
		That's outrageous.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't even know where to begin or end with that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love that that scam still works.
		That graph still works.
		We're like 200 years past 1819 where it's like, don't.
		Have you guys ever been to France?
		Fine.
		French sounds like this.
		It doesn't matter.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't do Latin.
		Just do Latin.
		No, do Klingon or Sanskrit or something that might be a little bit more difficult for people to just Google.
		Wow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hydrogel.
		Hydrogel.
		Hydrogel turns go to the Latin.
		If you go to the Latin, literally translates to Lucifer, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Actually, he's right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a wild.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He is not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we go to the sixth, and Steve Pieczenik was on recently.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he was trying to install Melania Trump as a public.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't like Liberty at all.
		I think Melania is hot.
		Make her king.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Think she should be our shadow ruler.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex might be getting on board with that a little.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Melania Trump knows the answer to fighting the satanic new world order.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does she?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It is a trustworthy God.
		All things are possible through Christ.
		And we must realize that it's God that's going to lead, guide, and direct us.
		But all things are possible when we put our faith in God and then take action.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So it is just because Melania said something vaguely religious sounding in a speech.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And also, hey, how is this not theocratic sounding?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you not have anyone else?
		Do you have no one else?
		What is Monelania?
		Has she done anything?
		What's her?
		Has she done a thing?
		Has she done a job?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She said not to bully people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think she's good enough for me, though.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think she's appeared some places.
unidentified		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't have.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		She's been in magazines.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Drew.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, Alex says she hasn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, fine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But that's still the problem.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because the globalist media is overlooking her.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		She hasn't even worked it like a job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		A job.
		I don't know.
		I don't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		It's fine.
		I'm sorry.
		I'm just mad whenever it's this fantastical.
		Like, let's just make up a reason for it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To be honest, I can explain some of this reasoning.
		Okay.
		And it's because she comes from a communist country.
		And that's the reason that Steve Pieczenik has built up this idea that she knows what to do in these circumstances and stuff is because we're facing a communist uprising and she knows communism from the inside.
		There's some elements of that.
		Wow.
		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just wow.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's just wow.
		A lot of people.
		I would even argue millions of people have come from a communist country.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And so any one of them are also qualified to be president.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Apparently.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, then I'm in.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So, Alex, we're pretty used to at this point him saying that the news is so big that he can't get to it.
		We've read this over and over again.
		At the beginning of August 6th's episode, though, this evolves.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The news is so incredible, so important, so over the top that I must cover all of it today.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I must get to every single scrap of this info, but it's overwhelming.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's overwhelmed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But the news is so big that now he has to get to it.
unidentified		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is he's fucking with us.
		This is us specifically.
		I refuse to believe that this is on his own.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's an interesting evolution.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's almost like watching like a chimpanzee use a tool.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, look, this is how they get ants.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is how they get ants now.
unidentified		Look at that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He has the stick.
		He puts it in the lug.
		They get ants.
		That's great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, it's like, oh, this makes sense now because it's a nonsensical thing to say there's so much news, I can get to none of it.
		That makes no sense.
		If your job is to cover none.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, it's a paradox.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But what does make sense is to say, I'm overwhelmed, but because there's so much to do, I have to get to all of it.
		That is a coherent statement.
		Congratulations, Alex.
		My bar is so low.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is so low.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm thrilled that he said something that makes sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Awesome.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So on the 6th, everybody was reeling from the news of the night before.
		On the evening of the 5th, Letitia James, the New York Attorney General, came out, said that she had an announcement.
		She was going to hold a press conference on the 6th at 10.30 Central Time.
		Sure.
		That was a major national thing.
		As it turned out, it was that they are filing a suit against the NRA, Wayne Lapierre, and some of the other leadership for self-dealing.
		And we'll see how that case goes.
		I'm not entirely sure all the details of it as of yet, but there's allegations of mismanaging money that was supposedly charitable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		I mean, everybody knows that.
		There was some cheating going on.
		Let's see if she can prove it.
		But nobody's like, they're innocent of the charges.
		They're just like, I don't know if she's going to be able to get them in court, but everybody knows they've been fucking up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Somehow or another.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And so Alex obviously has to respond to this because it broke just before he went on air.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I don't think his defense is good.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We have Letitia James, the woman under Cuomo, that ordered and threatened to arrest nursing home owners, operators, and managers if they did not take COVID-19 positive patients who had other things like pneumonia and flu.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This monstrous woman sent more than 10,000 people to their deaths.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Woof.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		She is now suing the NRA and vowed to, quote, shut it down because they're going to claim that Wayne Lapierre had dinner events paid for by the NRA at his house or that flew on private jets paid for by the NRA.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's defense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's bad.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		When the Democrats and this whole criminal group and Media Matters and the rest of them get billions from Soros.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So his defense right out the gate seems to just be like, well, look at them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it doesn't have anything to do with what the NRA did or didn't do.
		Now, Alex is super lucky because Letitia James is not an unknown person on his show.
		She's the New York Attorney General who sent a seasoned desist letter to him and Jim Baker about their weird silver products.
		So he's been yelling about her about that for a couple months now, accusing her of murder.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, she's only murdered tens of thousands of people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's almost begging her to sue him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There is a sense that I get that he's almost disappointed that it's the NRA and not him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Well, his defense of the NRA is other people commit crimes.
		So I guess.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he's also from whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That might even be like, hey, I've committed some crimes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Give me attention.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		From what I understand, too, it's I think he's misrepresenting a little bit of the chief complaints about the mismanagement of money.
		He'll get back to this in a little bit and how little he cares.
		Sure.
		But there's other big news that he needs to get to, and that is that Trump's campaign, their Twitter account, was down for a shorter period of time because they tweeted some bullshit.
unidentified		Right.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Unreal.
		Twitter suspends Trump campaign account.
		We're saying children almost immune from COVID-19, but they're right.
		More kids die from drowning and car accidents.
		Well, it turns out no children have died from COVID-19.
		They died from car accidents.
		They died from cancer.
		They died from other things.
		And then they just test them and have a false positive and say they did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So according to a July 30th report released by the American Academy of Pediatrics, using state-level data, 338,982 children had tested positive for COVID-19 in the United States, approximately 8.8% of total cases.
		2,669 of them required hospitalization, and at that point, 86 children had been killed due to the virus.
		But these numbers don't mean anything to Alex.
		He can just say they were secretly all in car accidents.
		It is a lower rate of death than the general population, but to hand-wave away these numbers with arguments that are as flimsy as like, come on, man, that's to say that you're totally fine with these children dying, being hospitalized, and being infected with a virus that they could transmit to other people who may be in higher risk categories.
		Now, Alex says that no children died, and the only evidence that he provides of this is Massachusetts data.
		See?
		No children have died in Massachusetts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's everybody.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So there's a zero there, and he keeps pointing to Massachusetts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, okay, what about Arizona?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What about Arizona?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not a place.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's not zero.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They don't keep numbers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes, they do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, they don't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Go check out that American Academy of Pediatrics.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, what are you going to trust them?
		Bunch of globalists.
		Sure.
		Except for the ones in Massachusetts specifically.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The American Academy of Pediatrics, their numbers also have zero for Massachusetts.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		See, there you go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So you can trust them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow, they also have 12 for Arizona.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But only the ones in Massachusetts.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ah, I see.
		This is some bullshit.
		This is nuts.
		And so, I mean, Trump's, the campaign tweeted a video of him on Fox News saying that kids are basically immune.
		And so they locked the account until they deleted that tweet.
		And, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
		I don't see this as being some kind of a horrible abuse of Twitter's authorities or powers.
		Anyway, Alex has.
		I don't know how to set this up.
		I know that you were averse to Alex saying, I've got a big juicy here.
		What are you talking about?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't appreciate it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I've got quite a juicy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ah, that's so gross.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has a new thing here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think it's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Am I going to like it more?
unidentified		No.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let me give you another little caviar caveat.
		This is up on the National Health Service of England to decrease COVID-19 death toll after counting mishap.
		They claim it's a mistake.
		They're going to cut it massively from a 49,000 that they had said to an incredibly low number, and most of that is fraud.
		That is all coming up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think caviar caveat is the only way I think that's technically not cavear.
unidentified		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's the way I hear that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like a caviar caveat would be like someone being like, this is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This isn't caveat.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's someone saying this isn't as good or as luxurious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whoa, whoa, this is caviar, but one caveat.
		It's from Derek over there.
		It's not good.
		It's not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's dirt.
		So yeah, I would say that a caviar caveat would almost be like, hey, this sounds good, but it's not.
		So in that sense, Alex is correct.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All too apt.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All too apt.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is a caveat.
unidentified		This asshole apt American.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So in England and Wales, there was a little bit of an oversight in their statistics keeping where people who tested positive for COVID-19, then theoretically recovered and then died, could have been counted as COVID-19 mortality numbers.
		No one's entirely sure how many of these erroneous deaths could be in the pile, but the estimates that I saw being thrown around appear to be around 1,000 to 4,000, which represents between 3% to 10% of the death toll.
		This is an important issue to iron out because the more precise and specific data is, the more useful it is for helping people make informed decisions.
		And the way I saw this being discussed is like, this was a fine counting method that they had initially.
		But now that more time has passed, we are at a point where there's just an oversight.
		And this method of keeping statistics, it turns out that there's a big gap in it.
		Anyway, this was an issue specifically with data that was compiled by Public Health England, which reflected a death toll of 41,749.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How many in Massachusetts?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Zero.
		From an article about this in the Daily Mail, quote, the Office of National Statistics, which is not affected by the counting method, has confirmed at least 51,596 people have died in England and Wales up to July 24th.
		The Office of National Statistics is the far more reputable source for these statistics, and they're reflecting a higher number and do not use the same faulty counting method as Public Health England.
		So I'm not sure this is, you know, as much of a big, I would say that this is a caviar caveat for Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, there's no reason to extrapolate this outside of the statistics released by Public Health England.
		This has no bearing on anything outside of that.
		It doesn't implicate U.S. numbers.
		It doesn't implicate anything else.
unidentified		Yeah, it's an unfair, bad faith bullshit argument.
		Yes.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
		Fuck off.
		So Alex gets to some more complaints about Letitia James, the New York Attorney General.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think he veers into some racism.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But I'll tell you what is going on.
		Study.
		Coronavirus restrictions killing 10,000 children per month and wasting and dunting millions more.
		That's conservative numbers starving to death because of it.
		But that's okay.
		Because Letitia James is black.
		So she can do whatever she wants.
		But that's why Soros, the Nazi collaborator, hired her.
		That's why Nike, and that's why Apple gives money to Black Lives Matter to say that they represent black people.
		So, hey, Letitia James is allowed to get rid of your Second Amendment.
		She's black.
unidentified		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did we?
		Has it always been this way?
		That the blah is like the heart J Jew?
		Like the way he says black is not black.
		He says, oh, she's black.
		Like the blah is a hard blah.
unidentified		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what I'm saying?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		With Alex, maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, there's a thing there.
		There's a subtext that really means.
		If this were the 60s, I'd be tossing the N-word.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or if you're Roger Stone off Mike.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Or if it's later on today.
unidentified		Yeah, it does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It definitely feels that way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And what he's talking about is like, you know, the numbers of people who are entering starvation, you know, like not necessarily dying from starvation, but are experiencing starvation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes, that is true in the developing world.
		That is true.
		You know where you're getting that information?
		The UN.
		You know what they're putting that information out for?
		To encourage people to donate more to help people in these circumstances.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, they're just trying to show you that it's hopeless.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like Alex's solution to this is everyone go back to work or whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, see?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is that going to necessarily help these people who are experiencing starvation right now?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It wasn't a problem before.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not for Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		If Alex cares about this at all, this is an acute problem that isn't going to be solved by everyone go back to work and things will work out.
		He needs to be, if he's taking this seriously, trying to solicit donations to developing world food programs.
		He should be, you know, uplifting resources that people can explore.
		He should be giving his own dumb toothpaste money to people who are like, he doesn't care.
		It's just a prop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He and the right wing are obsessed with whining about problems that they are actively trying to subvert the solutions to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's what they want to do.
unidentified		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, maybe I'll just go do this.
		Oh, you're thinking about that?
		What about this?
		Well, okay.
		How do you solve this?
		If you want to, what about me?
		Then go about that.
		Let's deal with your this.
		All right.
		How do we solve that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		His favorite politician of all time wanted to get rid of all foreign A's.
		Exactly.
		I don't buy any of this shit.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Trump released an ad about Joe Biden, and there's a bunch of editing involved.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, they never take him out of context.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not even that.
		There was a part, there's a picture of him that's used where a microphone is edited out of his hand to make it look like he's just sort of like lost and touching his face.
		Wow.
		Do you do that?
		Yeah.
		There's also a shot in it where they're saying that he's alone and it's him sitting on the ground in like a basement next to a chair and the other people in the room are edited out of the picture.
		Like, it's direct.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That is, yeah.
		That is cartoonish evil.
		It is really funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's also like, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, most people, most people are just like lying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's like politics.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's trying to get elected.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's lying.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, what you put at that point, just like CGI in some hair and be like, see, he's lying to us about, he's wearing a bald cap all the time.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I'm against this, but if we spent all this time pointing out every time there are people trying to get elected to things that are lying, I think we'd never get anything done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's probably a bad sign for America.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it turns out Alex decides, like, I'm just going to lie about this lying action.
unidentified		Sure.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump runs an ad showing Joe Biden, and we saw his own photos he put out where they had everybody's social distancing.
		And there's like only five people in the room.
		That's what they put out.
		And Trump showed that.
		And they went, oh, that's misleading.
		He's had bigger rallies than that.
		Joe Biden's been hiding for six months.
		Joe Biden won't do TV interviews with anybody.
		Basically.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Basically.
		Yeah.
		Except for the recent interviews that he's done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Basically, he is carrying a lot of water in that one.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the fucking interview that you complained where he announced a coup against Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He hasn't done any interviews.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Basically.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Basically.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Alex is trying to pretend that the thing that people are pointing out that's edited, which is the picture of Biden in the basement, is, or I don't even know if it's a basement, it might be a living room.
		Whatever it is.
		He's trying to conflate that with the social distanced rally where there weren't that many people there by design.
		And so he's just lying about a lie, which is amazing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Alex gets back to being racist about black women in elected positions in general.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Black Lives Matter is the least black thing in America.
		It comes out of George Soros' think tanks, who's not even an American.
		He's a dude that rounded up his fellow Jews and sent them off to death camps and said it was the happiest time in his life and that it was exhilarating.
		He called it happy-making time.
		Do I need to play the clips?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know, if you said that on Fox News, they didn't care who you were, judicial watch, you name it, you get banned.
		New Gendridge came out on Fox News and said it.
		He said Soros is behind Letitia James, behind all these DAs, all these crazy people, Lightfoot, all of it.
unidentified		Gordon?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And again, why is it all black women that Soros is running?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because then you can't attack them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like... Wow. That's... Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can't attack them, Dan.
		You just can't.
		You can't do the thing that I've spent the last hour and a half of my show doing.
		Can't do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I mean, that's one thing.
		And then the other thing is that, like, this is based on a faulty premise.
		Like, there's a lot of people who have pretty harsh criticism about Lori Lightfoot.
		We live in Chicago.
		We know you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I might be up there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it doesn't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Trumps don't even fucking wear masks here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex has this perception that invalidates any black person in a leadership position because it's like, oh, Soros installed them there so you couldn't attack them without appearing racist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Meanwhile, I think there's a lot of people who are pretty solid living evidence that you can have complaints and criticisms about elected leaders regardless of their.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can't criticize them, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that just that is racist of Alex.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And also silly.
		This is a silly show.
		This is very stupid.
		This is a child.
		This is a racist fucking child who's trying to get into a televangelist grift.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Incredibly violent televangelist grift.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, I'm going to play this next clip because I want to say that I think Alex and I might be able to find common ground on something.
		I would never work with him on anything, but I think we could find a point of agreement here.
		Maybe.
		Look, I got to explain after the clip is over.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let this happen.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I read this.
		I was trying to go to bed early last night.
		I read this at about 10 o'clock in bed, and I got really angry and had trouble sleeping for my.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I should just stop there and be like, he and I can find out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You guys have trouble sleeping the end.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not great.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because I knew when I saw the headline what it was going to say and I read it, CNN and others.
		Because I thought, oh, God, this is a new PR rollout.
		So as soon as I read the article, I searched into the terms and I saw hundreds of articles this week that I hadn't even come across where they are now saying that we will wear masks permanently outside and in our homes and robot computers, the home assistants and all that will be mandatory and they're going to watch you and make you wear a mask and breathe carbon dioxide.
		I mean, think of a cult movie made in the 90s or something where in the future you wear masks to go outside because you're scared of viruses that doesn't even really exist and it's all total mental illness.
		And yeah, they've announced robots are watching you to make you wear the mask.
		I mean, this is all over the news now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, that's a load of nonsense.
		And again, it's the exact same thing that we talked about in a recent episode when he was talking about the tattoos.
		The rollout and they're announcing it in CNN and other places.
		It's all completely untrackable.
		It's unverifiable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm rolling it out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		So it's being rolled out.
		That's all very frustrating because it's stupid and meaningless.
		But I want to give this olive branch to Alex, and I'll make a stand on this.
		I would say that if anybody, regardless of political party, wanted to make putting like an Amazon Alexa in your home or some sort of a robot of that sort mandatory, that would be a red line for me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		There's a book that has that kind of thing in it.
		People reference it a lot for dystopia.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If any party were to try and make anything mandatory, like having a cell phone, I understand that people can be tracked with cell phones.
		You know, there's a lot of privacy issues that I think are pretty messed up, but you don't have to have a cell phone.
		It makes things more convenient, perhaps, but you get to make a choice.
		The same thing is true about these household assistants.
		Yeah, there are some concerns that they're listening to things you say and advertisements are populated because of it.
		You make a choice whether or not you want to have one in your house for the convenience that they offer.
		If it pivoted to by law, you have to have one of these in your house, I would say that that is a line.
		I would not want that line to be crossed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will say there's only one thing that I would allow the government.
unidentified		I think that sweatpants should be outlawed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just think they should be outlawed.
		I've seen too many people out in the streets.
		Look, I like to wear sweatpants inside.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You mean public sweatpants?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean all sweatpants because we can't be trusted with them.
		People are always going to wear them outside.
		So long as they look, I like wearing sweatpants inside, but I've seen too many people.
		The temptation is too strong.
		All sweatpants must be gone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like you and I have finally found our bone of contention.
		Yeah, like I believe in liberty to the point where I believe that humans should have the right to choose Choose whether or not they can be trusted to wear sweatpants.
		I agree with you that people shouldn't be wearing sweatpants in public.
		But I think that you can control yourself.
		Responsible sweatpants ownership.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		20% of people don't even think COVID is real.
		They want to wear sweatpants outside.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Can we agree on registration of sweatpants?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		35 middle grounds.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you know, if you register your sweatpants, that's just going to lead to confiscation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's true.
		That's true.
		There's just no way to escape it, is there?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I was really just almost as an intellectual exercise trying to be like, I should be super charitable to Alex and be like, all right, in the potential world where Amazon Alexas or, you know, like some sort of a household robot became mandatory, I'll go ahead and say I'm super against Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to go with no.
		I'm going to go with a big no on that one.
		Are we with you?
		Okay.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, are you saying that this incredible infinite power might be abused?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, then no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's the extent you have to go to in order to find agreement with Alex these days, which is tough.
		So I believe that Alex is begging for coverage here.
		Sure.
		And one of the reasons that I believe that to be the case is that he's just basically repeating things that Jesse Lee Peterson said on the show when he was a guest about the leaders of Black Lives Matter.
		He's calling them fat lesbians, which is exactly what Jesse said.
		He's just mirroring the previous day's guests.
		And then just like, please write negative articles about me saying this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Please.
		If Hitler would have hired an Oprah Wemfrey, he'd have won.
		If Hitler would have hired a bunch of black women to be his fronts, just like Black Lives Matter, three angry fat lesbians.
		And the same thing with her, big, fat, unhappy lesbian.
		And the other thing is women that are like, I'm just saying, they're all big, fat, ugly lesbians that hate themselves and hate men and hate everybody and want to abort all the black babies.
		And they're murdering criminals.
		Period.
		I'll show it all to you next hour.
		Write about that, Media Matters, you scum.
		Right-wing watch all you lying filth.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Please.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no kidding.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You just hear the please.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Begging for attention.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my God.
		Write about it.
		Write about it, please.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And one of the indications to me that it's just desperate begging for attention is that he can't even commit to being as homophobic as Jesse.
		Like, Jesse Lee Peterson hates gay people.
		When he says stuff like, you know, hey, Black Lives Matter is run by big, fat, black lesbians, he will follow that up with being like, and they're going to hell for being gay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex can't commit to that because he's supposed to be like this social libertarian type or whatever.
		Whatever you do in your bedroom.
		Because on a very deep level, Alex knows that those positions are not defensible for himself and the platform that he has.
		And so you hear that and be like, there's nothing wrong with the just please write about me.
unidentified		Please.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'll say offensive things.
		This is the problem with the state of Alex that we're in now.
		And the reason why, like, while I do think it is very newsworthy, the trend that Alex is taking towards familiarizing his audience with the language of Boogaloo murder.
unidentified		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Insurgent terrorism.
unidentified		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Insurgent terrorism, perhaps.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The point that I'm more trying to get at is the self-death.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The sacrifice of self in your life for the cause.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The kamikaze.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the kamikaze stuff and also just violence.
		Like, I do think that that's a worthwhile thing, and it's newsworthy that people should bring it up.
		But it also has the effect of reinforcing, as does so many of these things, the negative attention that Alex gets.
		Recognizes when he says awful things, that's when people cover him.
		Right.
		And these platforms that have reach outside of the niche market that he has access to.
		So it incentivizes him to do stuff like this, like yell about Black Lives Matter leaders and, you know, like all these, all these black people who are in positions of power are just there because Soros realizes that they can't be attacked because they're black.
		All right.
		I mean, you're just desperately trying to get someone to call you a racist.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And we are here for that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We have done it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, and there's always, it always leads to escalation.
		There's no way.
		You know, you say the same shit for long enough.
		Right-wing launcher is like, ah, fuck it.
		You're boring.
		So you got to, you got to, what's the next big thing that I can go?
		It has to be an escalation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Otherwise, something so far out of left field, like, I'm going to eat my neighbor.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's just like, no one's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's good, clean fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No one's going to resist that kind of bait.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's good, clean fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		But yeah, and I worry about that because in the same way that Alex's rage is self-destructive, this is self-destructive too.
		And partially because of what you're describing.
		It's kind of like structuring a comedy show.
		You don't want to put your headliner first.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, of course not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or like a wrestling show.
		You don't want in the first match someone to go through a flaming table.
		Yeah.
		Because then what is going to happen in the third one?
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You train the audience to think like, okay, there's a payoff coming.
		And if in the opening acts, you're saying murder.
		Yeah.
		Or like whatever is the only thing that's getting you attention now is talk of murder and kamikaze death.
		Well, good luck with the headlining act.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like Alex has been edging his audience for 25 years and it's going to wind up with him flaming out in auto erotic asphyxiation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like that's the only way this goes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan, you know, family show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fair enough.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So back to the NRA story here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex just makes it very clear that he does not care what they were doing because he supports what the end goal was.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't care if Wayne Lapierre was paid $5 million a year.
		He wasn't.
		I don't care if they were flying around the country to events on private jets.
		They better be.
		If you got 10 people flying, it's about the same price to get a little private jet that it is to fly a commercial.
unidentified		I don't care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is it?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I care about their policy.
		I give them money.
		I get results.
		If Wayne Lapierre could save the Second Amendment in America, I'd give him my right arm.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that this is just an ends justify the means kind of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it doesn't get much more like that.
		Which is crazy.
		Which is crazy to me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because wouldn't you be furious that these people are giving gun advocacy a bad name?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would be furious.
		Not just, not least of which, because if I'm donating money to them to find out that it's not going towards saving the Second Amendment, instead going towards him having a lavish bullshit lifestyle, I'm mad at him.
		I'm not his enemy.
		I like the guy, but you fucked up.
		Get the fuck out of here.
		Like that kind of thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but you can't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you can't.
		Because then everybody would.
		That's sad.
unidentified		They're just held captive by grifters.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And they like it.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But because it's really profitable.
unidentified		I know, but that's such a bummer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I think Alex is also taking this a little bit personally because so much of his identity is wrapped up in gun stuff.
		Sure.
		And then also he kind of looks like a dick because he was against the NRA for a really long time.
		It was like, no, gun owners for America and Jews for the preservation of gun ownership.
		Like these are real outlets.
		And then at some point, he started to change.
		And he's like, NRA is good now because Ted Nugent's on the board and Ted talks to me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was for Oliver North.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Was it that one?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, it was before that.
		But yeah, he had to change his position into being pro-NRA when he could have just stayed anti-NRA and been like, no, I like the harder stuff.
		He went mainstream.
		He sold out because he's friends with Ted Nugent.
unidentified		And now he's, you know, like having to be like.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Late career, Alex, is just like, whatever it was that I said 10 years ago, the opposite is true now, and I have no reason for it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's kind of like a guy who had a stock that was doing shit for a long time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then he sold it and then it went through the roof.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, because what he was doing before would have a giant marketplace right now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's dominated right now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In the same way that you see these people who are desperate for the Lincoln project, this fantasy of these right-wing people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dumb motherfuckers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everybody in the Lincoln Project is going to vote for Trump, you idiots.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		These people who are like, just like you need this voice that's on the right, but also like, hey, this is too much.
		No, it's like Alex would be able to clean up if he would have just kept with the yeah, NRA's a bunch of fucking assholes.
		Fuck them.
		Yeah.
		No, no politician should ever be trusted.
		All this left and right is a lie.
		Like he'd be cleaning up in the disaffected community.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But it's the same thing that if you're easy, you're at the place now where you're like, I have nothing to base this on other than she's the wife of Trump.
		But I think Melania Trump should be queen.
		Done.
		You know, like if you're there, of course you're going to get fooled by Trump himself.
		You don't have it.
		He's defenseless to this type of bullshit.
unidentified		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he's weak.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To be fair, you're kind of getting the timeline a little out of order.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because who knows if he would be brought to this if he hadn't already normalized all of Trump's votes throughout the last year.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I see what you're saying.
		I'm just saying that it's part of the same magical thinking.
		The Melania stuff is just an escalation of the exact same thought process.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But the escalation is possibly only necessitated by embarking on this kind of business to begin with.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This enterprise that he's in is it requires that escalation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And if you never escalate, you just keep it in like Ron Paul could have saved us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What an idiot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, like I said, he's taking this a bit personally, and I think that he has an interesting conspiracy about this that is not good.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The NRA needs $10 million.
		If with 50, 60 million they almost defeated the globalists, give them 50 million.
		We're going to lose everything if we don't start word of mouth and supporting people with money.
		Because I'm in a total war with the exact same people.
		And I'm not going to make it in this point.
		But I am not rolling over like the NRA.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So the NRA, when they got attacked with this, went to lawyers and said, is it okay we put on parties for corporate people to come?
		Well, yeah.
		Well, we flow around on Providence.
unidentified		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But they're going to say it's bad.
		Just get rid of your media operations.
		I'll leave you alone.
		And you notice when they did that, it brought that little bloodthirsty anti-Second Amendment, anti-First Amendment, Soros, monster, Nazi collaborator, minion.
		That's what she is.
		He's a minion of a Nazi collaborator.
		At their throat like a vicious foaming at the mouth piranha.
		Here's the number to join us first-time callers on this subject.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Got to calls.
		Wow.
		So the narrative that Alex is saying is that they got rid of NRA TV because they were trying to placate Letitia James.
		And I don't know about this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can we hold big dinners for people?
		Yeah, of course.
		Can we ride around on private chains?
		Yeah.
		Of course.
		How about the embezzlement?
		Is that okay?
unidentified		Nope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, how about the transferring money from the charity to my personal account without writing anything?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think what you should do is you should get rid of Dana Loesch's show and Jan Bongino's show to placate the globalists because that's all they really want.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Letitia just wants them off air.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But then they did it and they showed ass.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then now it's over the jugular.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No more shanking.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No more shanks into the NRA.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I think Alex really just wants to get sued.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is just stupid.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		That she said, oh, they're laundering money through the NRA TV because that's money from the NRA.
		And now this is a TV network they're launching.
		Yeah, that's what nonprofits need TV networks.
		Conservatives need TV networks.
		Pro-gun Christians, we need our own networks.
		We don't need CNN and Google where we're all banned.
		And that was their big sin.
		The same sin I committed when I launched us on TV satellites, already on radio, and we were launching more shows and building up and getting picked up on stations.
		They filed over 50 DNC-funded lawsuits and investigations against us, including Letitia James.
		And my lawyers are like, don't talk about that.
		Well, I mean, what am I going to talk about?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		She's a murderer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Letitia James sent people to the nursing homes to get high death breaks.
unidentified		She's Joseph freaking Mengela in the flesh.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		These people are the enemy of this country and they're never going to stop till we start.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Cut off by the break there.
		I just feel like that's like what the way I interpret that is I hear Alex saying, My lawyers told me not to talk about this.
		And that's his lawyers being like, don't directly accuse a lawyer of murder on your podcast.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		$1 million bounty on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, no, I shouldn't do that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't say that the New York Attorney General is Joseph Mengela and the enemy of the people and directly make accusations of murder because that could be actionable.
		That's what I hear anyway, because all this stuff about like the 50 Soros DNC-backed lawsuits is a bunch of bullshit.
		I feel like someone gave him some advice that was like, cool out on this because this is where there's a line.
		Like, you could actually get in trouble for this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What does she know about the law?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, hey, you know what?
		Zoros is probably too busy, doesn't want to get in the mud with you.
		Letitia James has given you a cease and desist letter about your two case.
		There might be some kind of an action that could be taken against you.
		She seems like she has indicated a willingness to tangle.
		And I think Alex wants to.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that sounds about right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I think he thinks it would be a good place to be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He already assumes he's going to lose everything anyway.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't want to just go bullhorn the mayor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Take this shit national.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
		Yeah.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Alex has some advice for the NRA.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The NRA needs to come out and run ads about Letitia James sending people to die in the nursing homes.
		If they roll over, it's over for them.
		They need to go after her for her murder, her premeditated murder.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're not going to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think they should do that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think they're going to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They probably won't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Alex is just giving standard right-wing advice.
		It's like, okay, there is a conversation and a lawsuit about X.
		So make the conversation about why.
		Don't fucking address the thing that is the conversation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Change the conversation to about how this is a murder.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		This is a murder investigation, Dan.
		She has murdered basic human decency by daring to attack the NRA.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Literally, everyone was murdered by her.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
		She murdered everyone.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Alex, at the end of this episode, for the third hour, has a guest on.
		And then Matt Bracken of Enemies Foreign and Domestic takes over the forum.
		But he has a guest on for the third hour.
		This fucking blew me away.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Don't run this old buddy of mine, M Sr.
		He's going to be here in studio.
		I want him to get into God.
		And he's also a pastor and things like that.
		He wants to talk about how great Infowars is.
		Look.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got my old buddy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's this show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got my fishing buddy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got my old buddy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The pastor wants to talk about God and how great InfoWars is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're going to talk about lures.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're going to talk about good spots to fish.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to put this too bluntly, but this is the big leagues, man.
		I don't give a fuck about you catching up with an old buddy.
		This isn't like Marin sitting in the garage shooting the shit with some comments.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, what are you up to, old buddy?
		I haven't seen you in a while.
		Just thought I'd put you on TV.
		Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got to say, this is embarrassing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is not the big leagues anymore, Dan.
		This is not the big leagues.
		He's been relegated.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I got big-time guest here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Old friend.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Old buddy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's credit?
		Yeah.
		Shit.
		He's also a pastor, Dan.
		Credit number two.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex gets some calls before getting to this friend of his named Daryl.
		Sure.
		Daryl the pastor.
		This caller seems to not understand what the issue is with the NRA situation, which makes sense.
		Makes sense that Alex's scholars wouldn't get it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're a privately owned business, too.
unidentified		How can they go after a privately owned business and say, oh, you're flying around on private jets?
unidentified		I'm not sure what to do with this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because they did it as a tax-exempt thing because it promotes an American right.
		And the left then acts like, oh, you've got political views and you're tax-exempt?
		Yeah, Second Amendment.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not the problem.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But this caller is expressing the very, very unthought-out position that they're a privately owned company.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, they're a privately owned company, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, they don't have to pay taxes because they're too private, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You might not understand the problem.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, Alex has done a very bad job of, first of all, educating his audience about the issues, and then second, about making them recognize when they don't understand something and maybe should look into it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why is the New York Attorney General like because that's a question that I didn't need to ask, Dan, because the answer is sorrows.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, right.
		The answer of like everything that attacks someone who believes the same stuff as us is false.
		Everything is false.
		Because that answer is so deeply embedded, like it just doesn't matter.
		Anybody has every carte blanche to ignore everything.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Has anybody on the right ever done anything wrong?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Has anybody on the left ever done anything right?
		Nope.
		Does this mean that whatever it is that the right does to the left, it is justified in order to stop them from doing the thing that doesn't work?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, according to Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex plays a clip of his son, Rex, I guess from his show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, that was Gavin talking to Rex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay, sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it turns out, I didn't know this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Rex is not a fan of Donald Trump.
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		He got to go out and vote on November 4th.
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		And post-midterms, post-2018, I didn't think I was going to be able to do it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, right quick.
		From everything I understand, I don't know when his birthday is.
		Alex keeps saying he's 17.
		I don't know if his birthday is before November.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's a decent chance he can't vote.
		I don't know.
		Anyway.
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		I despise Trump almost as much as leftists do.
		This is me.
		This is my coming out story to you about my opinions of Trump.
		In 2016, I worshiped the guy.
		I thought he was going to just come in and win for us and do all the things he promised.
		And he betrayed us on about 95% of the things that he said.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no shit.
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		Left me heartbroken.
		He let all his biggest supporters, all his biggest fans, everyone who got him elected in 2016, that populist movement that put him in office, he let those people just get smacked aside so we could be friends with the big wigs.
		And instead of draining the swamp, he built his own personal theme park in it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Stop getting it right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You're boring me.
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		We got to give him one more chance.
unidentified		No!
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		Because it is the only option.
unidentified		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What a sad lesser of two evils argument.
		That's not good.
		Also, you were 13 in 2016.
		I'm not sure if you had developed political positions back then.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to toss this out here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm guessing back then you adored Trump in the same way that you're just kind of repeating Alexey stuff now.
		Maybe that's what's going on.
		I don't really respect this as a unique position.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to toss this out here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Please.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you know who he sounds like?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Who's that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Owen Shroyer.
		He does not sound like Alex Jones.
		He's got the same vocal patterns as Owen Shroyer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If I were his age, I'd probably be more likely to watch War Room.
		Right.
		I would see myself and more in Owen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Owen's more athletic.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably better to play pickup basketball with.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Owen is Rex's real dad.
		I'm going to say that right now.
		100% true.
unidentified		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Letitia's going to sue me for this, but I think Attorney General James is going to stay out of it.
		Okay, fair enough.
		Yeah, I think that this is silly.
		First of all, because who cares?
		And then second, because, hey, hey, guy, your argument that you're trying to sell people on is this guy is a complete fraud and a betrayer.
		And he sucks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We got to give him four more years.
		Maybe he'll turn it around.
		We got to turn it around.
		He created his own personal swamp.
		He betrayed all of our populist anger.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Instead of clearing out the swamp, he built a theme park there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that's why we got to give him four more years.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Everybody knows the first ride on a theme park sucks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that in 2012, in the lead up to that election, there were a lot of voices on the left who were, you know, not super thrilled with a lot of the unkept, unfulfilled promises of Obama's first.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sanders wanted a primary.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now, I don't think that there were people, a large block of folks who were like, Obama built a fucking chain restaurant in the swamps of evil, and he fucking lied to us, and I don't like him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I hate him about as much as the Tea Party, but we got to vote for him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He was 95% wrong on everything.
		95% wrong.
		But this is what we got to give him four more years.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Their presentation of shit is so extreme on InfoWars that even this has to be extreme.
		And it's nonsense.
		It's comical.
		This is the version of your youth pastor being like, yeah, man, I killed five people.
		But then I found God.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
		I used to shoot heroin up into my eyeballs.
unidentified		Like, maybe some people have done that, but you haven't done that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Rex, you were 13 in 2016.
		You weren't betrayed.
		You don't understand any of this shit you're talking about.
		You don't even feel any of this.
		You're just trying to make your dad proud.
		Shut the fuck up.
		You're a youth pastor who shot heroin in his eyeballs.
		You're telling me a fake fucking story about, oh, hey, you're disillusioned with Trump, but you've got to give him four more years.
		The fuck the fuck out of here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's so sad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's so sad and pathetic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm more sad that I'm transitioning towards talking about this fucking kid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, you know, there's a little bit more of Rex making his argument.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Lesser two evils.
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		Trump may have lied to us.
		He may have betrayed us on a lot of things.
		But I think, honestly, in a second term, he can turn it around.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Really?
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		That he doesn't have to listen to the political hacks.
rex jones ▲ ● ▼		And if he decides to tell Mr. Popular, he can do it.
unidentified		You're re-electing him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There are no consequences for his actions should he continue doing the same shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The only way you can influence what he does is by not voting for him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I know that this guy outside the train with the cards on a table.
		Sure.
		I know that he scammed me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course he did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was a fraud.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's his job.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He does it.
		You're a tourist.
		He does it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next round, straight up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		All right.
		Got to roll them bones, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, thank you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		As long as I say to him first, excuse me, sir, can we play straight up?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex has got his son doing a special report here where he makes a weak lesser of two evils argument.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think he makes the wrong argument.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think he makes literally the lesser of two evil arguments for Biden.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Then Alex has his old buddy Daryl.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Daryl, get on.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I asked my producer Felicia.
		I said, I haven't talked to Daryl Rundis in years.
		You're a good friend of mine.
		He's been on the show for over 10 years, 12 years or so.
		And I'm glad we got in contact with you.
		I'm glad you were able to call the show.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		Man, it's so good to be here.
		I'll tell you what, Alex.
		It's humbling sitting in this chair knowing who else has sat in this chair.
		I mean, amazing, powerful men and women who have had profound and positive impact on this country.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Carpe Donctum, Mike Cernovich, Vox Dennis.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The names of people who have sat in that chair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The guy who hit stuff with a hammer only did a remote.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he technically sitting in that chair in spirit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So at least he's got a good voice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he does.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Daryl's got a great voice.
		Daryl Rundis.
		I can see why he's a pastor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		God, man, I got to say, like, I am deep in InfoWars.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I listen to a lot of this stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did you know Daryl?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fuck no.
		I understand.
		Like, normal, everyday person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you go up to them and you say Leo Zagami, they're probably not going to know who he is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's not a celebrity.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Doubtful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you go up to somebody and say Daryl Hamamoto, no one is probably, unless you go to USC, probably not going to know who he is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But to me, like, those are names that ring out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's other people, too, who, like, even lesser guests.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bob Chapman.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		These people are like their InfoWars names.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Daryl Rundis.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Daryl Rundis.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's like, I heard him say that.
		I'm like, this isn't even one of these guys who hasn't been around in a while and is making a comeback.
		I have no idea who the fuck this guy is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're at, like, this is Price is right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's pulling somebody from the studio audience to interview.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you had had a list of names and it was like a game show, gone to my head.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is Daryl Rundis an old friend of Alex's or a name I have made up?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would not be able to confidently answer that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a good point.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Daryl Rundis is on the show.
		And I gotta, I think I have a theory.
		I have a theory about this guy.
		And man, this is very exciting.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Mike down for this because Daryl Rundis is someone who's making a return.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we have a side character.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		But today I wanted to take this opportunity, you know, with the short time that I have with you today, to bring a history lesson to people.
		And I brought something that I got from you last time I was on this show.
		This is called Tyranny Crusher.
		And if you would just give people a little history about how this cord got cut, because it's significant.
		And I'm going to tie it all together to where we are today.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He has this motherfucker has Tyranny Crusher.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has Alex's old horn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He has original Tyrion Tyranny Crusher?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know which one is which or anything, but this is the one that got the Mike Cord or the cord of it cut.
		We can talk about that a bunch.
		And that is the one that Alex sold.
		This guy bought Tyranny Crusher.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God damn it.
		That's the one that Alex is auctioning off.
		You sold Tyranny Crusher to this guy?
		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, this is, because I remember that Alex auctioned it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And part of the thing that made it so funny that it was auctioned is that it didn't work because it got the mic cord cut.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So like, and that's why it was a piece of history that Alex was auctioning.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It was memorabilia.
unidentified		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, unless there are multiple tyranny crushers that have been damaged, I don't know.
unidentified		Oh, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Do you think he, do you think he does, do you think he even pulls that scam?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, he's got 10 or 11 Tyranny Crushers around, and if he wants to give them to, like, if he's trying to date a woman, he cuts the cord and he's like, this is Tyranny Crusher one, baby.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It seems unlikely.
		I think that there's two possibilities.
		One is that Alex faked auctioning it off.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Possible.
		And then gave it to his old buddy.
		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or Daryl Rundis bought it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Daryl Rundis has Tyranny Crusher money.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He seems like the kind of guy who might have bought Tyranny Crusher.
		Anyway, we got the bullhorn in the house.
		And it turns out that Daryl Rundis is a zealot.
		He is a big old Christian.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not a surprise.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I'd rather you be hot or cold, Jesus says.
		It's the lukewarm, lazy Christian that makes him literally sick to his stomach.
		And so I'm here today as kind of a call to action, a call to challenge to tell Christians, look here, to get up and to get out and to speak up.
		Don't be afraid of men, okay?
		What can men do to you?
		I mean, especially like we take this COVID-19 thing and wear the mask and all these other things.
		What's the worst that can happen is you die?
		Well, if you're really soundly saved, if you've sold out for Christ, man, you're going home to your reward.
		You should be happy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Plus, statistically, it's all a lie put out by gangs and the rest of them.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So let's get into Tyranny Crusher and I want to get into what you see in the world.
unidentified		Whoa.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this guy is basically saying, hey, if you are right with God, then, hey, if you get COVID, you'll die, but you'll go to heaven.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Retroactively, I want every joke about 72 virgins.
		I want every complaint immediately following 9-11 of like, this is what those people take it all fucking back, you 72 virgins loving Christian bullshit asshole.
		Fuck you.
unidentified		It's okay to die if you're right with God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, if it's a personal decision, I don't know how much I'm going to argue with it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's the same problem, though, that you would have with like, let's say, a terrorist attack in that it affects other people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's the same thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not an issue of you getting sick.
unidentified		It's not a problem.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's an issue of how many other people you could get sick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, I can spread the disease, but I personally don't want to wear a mask, so it's fine.
		It's because I'm right with God.
		So even if I do die, sure, maybe I've spread it around to a few hundred people.
		Well, it's fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's the thing.
		It's fallacious.
		Because his argument is that the worst thing that can happen is that you can die when that is not the worst thing that can happen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh no, the worst thing that can happen is hundreds of thousands of people could die.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The worst thing that can happen as a result of you not considering yourself a part of an intricate system of interconnected people is that you end up through your negligence or your combativeness or whatever, your like blase, I'm going to heaven anyway, so who cares attitude.
		You could kill people around you.
		You could be partially responsible for the deaths of your loved ones, strangers, all sorts of things.
		Like, there's so much worse than just you dying.
		This is so like this is tunnel vision stuff that's predicated on just religious messaging.
		And it's fucking scary.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand how people don't get this concept of like, look, I can't control other people's actions.
		So it's possible that I can contract it.
		You know, I can get the virus.
		That's part of the deal.
		I'm a human being.
		I can wear a mask.
		I can do all of this stuff, but life is fucking unpredictable.
		Yeah.
		The only problem, though, is if I do know that I'm infected and I don't do and I don't quarantine and I don't do anything and I spread it directly to only one person or a hundred people and one of them dies, I don't see any possible way that I'm not personally responsible for that.
		Do you know what I'm saying?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		At least negligence.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The responsibility is very murky because of, you know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But I had one choice to not go outside.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you made an informed choice and you, yeah, then I think that you have a little bit of culpability.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Explain to me how you can live with that on your conscience.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and Rundis doesn't care.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's a conscious person.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't give a shit.
unidentified		And I want to say this: who the fuck is Daryl Rundis?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's the pastor, damn.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why is he even America's pastor?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why is he even on this show expressing these opinions?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What value is this to the public conversation?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's America's pastor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's Daryl Rundis.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nah, he's great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, he did.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There is one claim to fame that he has.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		Pastor.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Daryl Rundis is with us.
		He has butterflyers.com.
		You've probably seen him.
		He invented it.
		Okay, you want to get into the Antichrist world government?
		And I want to be clear: I never thought that we could stop the Antichrist and stop the world government.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		But if you read that, that's because that's what the Bible says.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay, Alex, I didn't think, you know, Alex is saying that he doesn't think that we can stop the Antichrist.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he also said that Daryl Rundis runs Butterflyers.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, what the fuck is this?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Politician buddy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I looked into this.
		What this is.
		This is a company, right?
		And what they do is they sell greeting cards.
unidentified		Right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So you can get like a birthday card for somebody, but it's in the shape of a butterfly.
		And now, here's where it gets interesting.
		So there's two parts of it that are connected by a little axle in the middle, kind of.
		And inside that little axis, axle or whatever, there's a rubber band, right?
		And so you spin it, you twist it up, right?
		So the rubber band gets really tight.
		And then you put it inside a book, and then you give someone the book.
		You open it up and then it flies out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's kind of fun.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I guess.
		That's my funny thing.
		We're on, you know, like, I guess that's better than the peanut brittle gag anymore.
		You know, like, that's better.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, this is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I kind of like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's not a terrible idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'll give Daryl Rundes one thing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think his nihilistic murder lust is bad.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But butterfliers is not bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, yeah, that's one of those.
		That's like, oh, all right.
		I don't care.
		I don't want to buy one.
		I think I would be, if someone gave me one and it flew out of a book, I'd be like, oh, look at that.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, right?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but whatever.
		It's a novelty.
		Like, it's a novelty product that you could easily see being sold at those seasonal stores that go out of business all the time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hallmark needs it.
unidentified		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What the fuck ever?
		Can't imagine this is a billion-dollar idea.
		I don't know.
		Look, anyway.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They do a bit of an infomercial for it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Makes me wonder if maybe this is a brokered.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But whatever.
		Whether it is or not doesn't matter to me because the content is atrocious.
		And it's basically like, hey, man, if Trump doesn't get elected, end times.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		That's where we're at right now.
		This country is on a tipping point.
		If you won't get up, wake up, wise up, and rise up right now.
		It's gone.
		It's over.
		It's just like it was on the days of Belshalzazar when he called in Daniel and he asked him to interpret this writing that was on the wall.
		It was the hand of God writing on the wall saying, you have turned for me.
		You've taken all that your father had given you and all that he had done for me and you've squandered it.
		And you now worship idols and you drink from the chalices that were meant from the temple.
		And so today, this very day, the enemy is in your gate.
		And that very night he died.
		He died.
		And that's what's going to happen to this country if we do not get Donald Trump elected again.
		If we continue to, I mean, here, it's as simple as this, Alex.
		I mean, think about this for a second.
		It's not who votes that counts, it's who counts the votes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Fun.
		I would say that if this guy is a pastor, I hope his fucking 501c3 is revoked.
		But yeah, I mean, this is silly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Have we ever talked really about how stupid God is?
		Like, God is an idiot.
		I mean, he's so dumb.
		That's not how you solve that problem.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It depends on your conception of God.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but the Bible's conception, he's a dumb guy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you're bringing that to the text, then yeah, maybe.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's a bad administrator at least.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The version that's being presented to you by people like Alex and Daryl Rutter isn't great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look, dude, the issue that I have here is I was listening to this.
		First of all, I was like, this is pretty fucking overt end time shit going on.
		Yeah, yeah.
		And then the other feeling that I had is like, this is just like a guy who couldn't get booked on Jim Baker.
		Like, this is just a guy who isn't good enough to make the major leagues.
		And now Alex is apparently another platform for kooky end times people who make money off weird products.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man, go full alien.
		Just go full alien.
		Look, we can't deal with Kerry Cassidy anymore.
		Maybe we don't need to switch it up.
		Maybe Alex needs to switch it up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he's showing some inclinations towards that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, but this is just straight up violent Jim Baker.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, this is awful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like this, listen to this shit.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		And I think what's wrong with the modern American Christian or even Americans is they're not ready to meet their Maker.
		See, all my Christian life people would say, Daryl, you're so on fire for God.
		You love the Lord.
		You know the Bible.
		What's the secret?
		Give me some quick tips.
		I'd say, well, know your Maker.
		Read the Bible, pray, fellowship with other believers, et cetera.
		Know your Maker and then make your Maker known.
		But I realized there was a third part that was missing.
		And these times that we're living in, these turbulent times, these difficult days, I realize it's about meeting your Maker, too.
		All throughout Scripture, you see examples Jesus gives about being ready to meet your Maker, being ready for these days.
		You don't have to be afraid.
		You don't have to.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, I've said that on air.
		I go, I'm ready to meet my Maker.
		They go, Jones is suicidal.
		No, the opposite, but I'm ready.
		I'm ready right now.
		Put a gun to my head, deny Christ or serve Satan.
		I say, pull the trigger.
		I'm not scared.
		I'm ready.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You guys talk about that end of the things a little too much.
		A little too much.
		Yeah.
		I don't know.
unidentified		Man, death cult, really popular these days, really popular.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We used to only have like 100 people in a death cult at a time.
		Now we got half the fucking country.
		God damn.
unidentified		Yeah, this is scary.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it also gets scarier as Daryl Rundis, noted butterfly, Daryl Rundis.
		Yes.
		Which I'm not shitting on the product.
		Product seems fine.
		But he gets scarier as he reveals more of his beliefs.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I would say that's pre-flood.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		And I'm.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is talking about like a weird skull.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or like a crocodile skull.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, we're making up nonsense about the flood now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, that skull that he believes is pre-flood.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I'm a young earth guy.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I am.
unidentified		Yeah, you are.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I've done a lot of stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Didn't need that.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I've got a lot of studying on this.
		And the fact that just recently, I'm going to say recently, maybe about four or five years ago, they found DNA in dinosaur tissue.
		I remember.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So how is there 45 million older?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You can't be.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You could learn the answer to the question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you could look into this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think you just watched a Jurassic Park.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They didn't necessarily find DNA.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They found remnants of things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jurassic Park.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex hears this and he's like, look, I don't want to invalidate the things you're saying, but I also really don't want to commit to young Earth.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's a good idea.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because I can't.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I don't get into the debate because they try to set science against Christians.
		And then some of the pastors have their own churches.
		All I know is they're constantly revising the universe.
		And now they're going, okay, all of our spectrometers show that our universe is held in power by something five times stronger.
		And now they're like, okay, it's a simulation.
		Okay, let's break out of it.
		So they're actually now like Lucifer saying, I'm breaking out of this simulation.
		I want my own reality.
		I mean, the top scientist, the billionaires, the head of Bank of America says, we're held in here by some slave master.
		We've scanned it.
		It's fake.
		Well, see, so they're right back to Lucifer saying, come with me.
		We're going to create our new reality in silicon.
		Mergel machines.
		We're going to make you gods.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		Think about CERN, right?
		They knew something.
		When they turned on that blue operator and it opened up a new portal to a new dimension and something demonic came out.
		If you've ever checked into CERN, do your research.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that was on the news.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It was just horrible.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I mean, they are demonic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So it was in the news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What is happening?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What just happened here?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it was in the news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It was not in the news that it even opened a portal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It came out of CERN.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was in the news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It would have been bigger news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All religion is boiled down to we can open a dimensional portal and something evil comes out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was in the news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Doesn't that invalidate his whole religion?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was in the news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you can't even have young earth creationism if you also have portals are real.
		Because of, no, I mean, you're saying that they could create a portal through a collider.
		A collider creates a portal that allows things to happen.
		How is it that science can open portals if your fucking God is weak?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, Jordan, I don't think you heard me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's in the news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it's in the news.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's in the news.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It was not in the news.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Something.
		Oh, yeah.
		No, it was in the news.
		Something evil came out.
unidentified		He's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That New York Times headline.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Something came out and it was like, bah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Demon appears through portal.
unidentified		It's CERN.
		Says, bah.
		Demon pokes head out, says, what's that?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Goes back to the back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Through his background.
		Wait, Trump's president?
		Nah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nah, I'm out.
unidentified		Back.
unidentified		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That kind of flippant, like, yeah, yeah, totally, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Open a portal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm getting paid to say this shit because it's just like, all right, look, I can go along with you for this.
		I can't do the young earth stuff.
		That's going to hurt the brand too much.
		Yeah.
		Also, what Alex is saying suggests to me that if this is a simulation, his religious beliefs transform into supporting the simulation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So there is a God, unless this is a simulation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And in that case, the God is whoever's controlling the simulation.
unidentified		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So there's still a God.
unidentified		But huh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like for someone who talks about the Matrix all the time.
		Right.
		This doesn't make much sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So is the Bible simulated?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it would have to be if it's a simulation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If it was a simulation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So doesn't that make the Bible meaningless?
unidentified		Bah.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Daryl Rundis gets to talking more.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I find his name fun to say.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can see that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's mostly because again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I like the intonation.
		No contempt.
		The contempt is dripping.
		Daryl Rundis.
unidentified		It's just funny to me that he's a guest on Alex's show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's legitimately funny to me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What are you going to do?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, he has some ideas about his enemies, his perceived enemies, who are also Alex's enemies.
		They're Satanists, right?
		But they know they're Satanists.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know that.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		All the Illuminists, all the powerful politicians, the elitists, they believe in God.
		They know there's a God.
		They just choose to serve Satan.
		They want their power now.
		So therefore, they sacrifice those children.
		That's why they're pedophiles.
		That's why they love their adrenal gland and drinking blood and doing all these things because they're drunk on power.
		That's what they want.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, cool.
		So this dude's a blood libel guy.
		Absolutely.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that what you expected him to be, though?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, kind of.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just not as open about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nah, toss it in there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very open.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Come on now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, he believes that the United States is the mystery of Babylon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, why not?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Of scripture.
		And he kind of is a little bit of a pre-trib rapture guy, but he's also not, but he's sort of one, which should be a gigantic problem for Alex.
		But it's not because he's not really a blood.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Trib is big for Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Pre-trib rapture is basically the globalist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He hates it.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I believe, honestly, drunk on the blood of children.
		I believe mystery Babylon is America.
		I believe that's what John saw.
		I think that's what God was revealing.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Destroyed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		It'll come to naught.
		But I think that's after we're out of here.
		Those that are getting on the ark, so to speak, that is found in Christ, salvation only through Christ, will escape that.
		Not tribulation, but the wrath of God.
		In fact, the time is coming when he's got spells of wrath, and it'll be so bad.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Tribulation.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		So bad that the Spirit of God tells the angel to herald to the world: blessed are those who die from this point forward that are in Christ.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		Because it would be better to die in Christ than to deal with the wrath of God on an unbelieving world.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wait, so you're just going to die then?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I thought that after the tribulation, Jesus rules for a thousand years, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nah, don't worry about that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		When's the wrath part?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wait, when he's saying that the believers will be spared, whatever, this awful thing, isn't that what the tribulation is?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
		Tribulation is a wrath.
		Tribulation is like, what is it?
		It's more like administrative cleaning.
		Like they're downsizing the earth.
		You know, it's not personal.
		Right.
		You know, it's not the wrath part.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not you, it's me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The wrath part comes when, you know, when the dragons are out or whatever, and then God is all like, This dude's a straight up like apocalypse is here end times preacher.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like it legit belongs on Jim Baker's show.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is this is like even for Alex, this is a bit a bit much.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		How many people get killed?
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		Well, almost all of them eventually are going to be cast into the lake of fire, but those that have not escaped, I mean, most of those people are still going to, a lot of people are going to get saved.
		A lot of people are going to realize they missed the boat, literally and figuratively, and then they're going to come to Christ.
		Unfortunately, they'll have hell on earth to deal with for seven years.
		They're going to have to deal with the Antichrist and dodge and taking the mark and not being able to buy or sell without taking the mark and so forth.
		So it's going to have to barter.
		But those that stand firm to the end will be saved.
		And then Christ will come back.
		He'll set up his kingdom.
		He'll set everything right.
		And things will be great again for at least a thousand years.
		And then for some reason, the Bible doesn't say Satan gets loosed from the pits of hell and he starts to run amok again.
		And but God's cast him and all the rest of those whose names weren't in the book of life back into the lake of fire.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Trailed off a little bit there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Can you hear yourself right now?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's why he trailed off a little bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's like, come on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		God doesn't say why.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And the devil gets loose again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's doing this whole thing.
		And then the devil gets loose.
		So it's at least a thousand years.
unidentified		Oh, does that break God's promise from the where was the wrath in there?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, it was the seven years of tribulation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He was, but I thought that it's not a pre-trib guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, but he's, it's okay.
		Now, I'm going to start over for you.
		All right.
		So in, let's say, 2021.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan, the antichrist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Dan, I don't want to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I imagine Obama is still the Antichrist in this scenario.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to do that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Well, one last clip here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Alex is talking a little bit about his younger years here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I don't think this timeline makes sense.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I shanked him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no shanked.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, I was Christian, but I was about 18 or 17.
		I'd gotten really radical and wild, like 12.
		And so I had hundreds of girlfriends and done all these fights and all this really, I wasn't a Satanist consciously, but I was a Satanist.
		They're vicious, attacking, but you know, like what they want a Satanist to be, what they think of one as shriveled person.
		And then it was all of a sudden like God just started getting a hold of me and like having dreams about the new world order and the world government and the evil and how bad it was for children.
		And I really repented and got, you know, stopped dating him for a while and got better.
		And then that was like basically almost like a vision continually that I had to do this work.
		Well, so it was a process with me.
darrel rundus ▲ ● ▼		I think a lot of people look at you or maybe me or other Christians or Kanye as an example and they nitpick and they say, oh, well, he did this.
		Oh, I caught Alex swearing.
		I caught Alex saying this or Alex played a Led Zeppelin song, you know, whatever it is.
		But they don't understand the fruit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The problem, we'll be right back, 60 seconds.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's upsetting.
		Here's the problem that I have.
		And I hate to be exactly what Daryl Rundis is accusing me of being, which is a nitpicker.
		But the issue that I have is that, according to Alex's own telling of his life story, he supposedly has been aware of all of these evil plans and the globalists at a young age because of his parents who were hip to this stuff and hung out with John Birch Society people.
		And Alex read None Dare Call It Conspiracy at 12.
		And it opened up his mind to how the globalists work and all their nefarious communist plans and all of this.
		It blew his mind at 12.
		And then apparently he's a subconscious Satanist at 17, 18.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This just doesn't make sense.
		His backstory is too convoluted for any of it to make sense.
		But because of just like these dumb stories of like, and then I saw the light.
unidentified		I saw, I had a bit of the picture, but then I saw everything.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because you can just say that at any point, you can retcon whatever you want.
		It's all nonsense.
		It's bullshit.
		Alex is just an out-of-control, fucked up person, got obsessed with ideas about the new world order, probably started dreaming about it, thought it was a mission from God.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At least Sagami's backstory has him being a DJ in Italy.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, like, that's cool as shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's achievement there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
		And he did 9-11.
		So he's killing it with his made-up backstory and his real backstory.
		Alex's real backstory sucks just as much as his made-up backstory.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm a big fan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And, you know, hey, a nitpicking is one thing.
		Maybe I'm taking this a little bit more personally than I need to, but like, nitpicking is one thing.
		When I hear Alex tell these stories, it's like, oh, I get a sense that you have unresolved issues that are maybe motivating all of this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's kind of obvious when you actually treat you as a human as opposed to a psychic who talks to God all the time like you want your listeners to look at you as.
		That's not nitpicking.
		That's me assessing, analyzing, taking Alex's words in context.
		Nitpicking would be me saying, hey, Daryl Rundis, earlier you said that these people who were in the tribulation literally and metaphorically missed the boat, which means that there's a literal boat that is supposed to come.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And this is before the tribulation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's a literal boat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's an actual yacht that Christians have to get on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Made out of toenails.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's nitpicking.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You dick.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, this dude is a wild Christian zealot that Alex is apparently friends with, or maybe they have some sort of a financial entanglement that involves him buying Alex's fucking broken bullhorn and selling butterflies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, fuck this noise.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fuck this noise.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What a stupid couple days of this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Daryl Rundis fucking sucks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I find this to be a real, real weird period of time.
		And I feel like there's a lot of present-day stuff that we've been doing, and I think we have to.
		Because I feel like things are happening and it's really a mess.
		And sometimes, you know, there's important stuff that happens.
		And sometimes you got Daryl Rundis.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So it's hard to comprehend of an episode we do where it's like, oh, Lebanon and Beirut were attacked by a conspiracy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to make up that it was Israel.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Zero people have ever, zero children have died in specifically Massachusetts, which I assume means the world.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And then also, a demon came through CERN.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I'd say all in a day's work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		Watching this dumb dumb.
		It's an interesting fucking asshole.
		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, we'll be back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But until then, we have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We do have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's at Knowledge Government.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I go to Bed Jordan.
unidentified		We are Facebook Dallas Shot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help those doing God's work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		We'll be back.
		But until then, I'm Neo.
		I'm Leo.
		I'm DZX Clark.
		I'm Daryl Rundis.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas.
		You're on the air.
		Thanks for holding.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified		I'm a huge fan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I love your work.

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